0:00:02 > 0:00:09This film contains very strong language
0:00:10 > 0:00:12How old was he?
0:00:14 > 0:00:1663 in human years.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22That's you now, son.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Where's the anxiety now?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Nine.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- It was nine, ten minutes ago. - It's nine!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59The dug is dead!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04And that's terrible. Something good has come of it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09There is nothing to keep you here.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14You and me are going to Spain and you are getting on a fucking plane!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Where is it now?- It's nine!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- It's an irrational fear. - I know.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39You just sit there and get acclimatised.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Your attention, ladies and gentlemen.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I give you a stunning array of animal sculptures from around the world.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Look, Chinese! What's more, it's collectable.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00Invest in your children's future with that Mexican squirrel.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02It's onyx! It will drive away evil spirits
0:03:02 > 0:03:04and you can open your beer bottles at the same time.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Commemorate the Crimean War
0:03:07 > 0:03:10with that Florence Nightingale chimpanzee set.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Or put your goldfish in the movies
0:03:16 > 0:03:20with our blockbuster aquarium set.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23We've got Star Wars, Mary Poppins
0:03:23 > 0:03:27or the Battle of Algiers. Or...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32..liven up that grave with a wolf whistling Jesus.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Go on, hit me. Point the gun.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I'll make it easy for you. I'm dying.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I can understand this is a very stressful situation for you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I'm dying!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Please, you've got to stop upsetting yourself.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm dying!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I'm dying!- Welcome aboard.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Aw, fuck you! I'm sorry...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43This is awfully unlike me. I'm usually a rock.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Please, proceed.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53We can't tell at this point if it was a minor heart attack
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- or something... - Jesus.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Does anyone live with you? In case it happens again.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03- Do you have any family? - Aye, aye. My daughter Jackie.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07So she's your next of kin?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Aye.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- You know which one it is? - I think so.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Look, just do it. Go on.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58TAPPING
0:06:03 > 0:06:06GLASS SHATTERS
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'm going to lock you to the door then I'm calling the police,
0:06:21 > 0:06:26- all right! Don't try anything! - I'm Stevie, her son!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I've not got a key. I take it you're Jackie from next door.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Either I'm telling the truth or I'm psychic. Get aff me!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Sake.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48I'm just getting clothes to take up to her tomorrow morning.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Nice to meet you.- Aye, cheerio.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14He got three years for selling drugs in Aberdeen. Margaret told me.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17What kind of drugs is he selling?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I don't want you going anywhere near him, is that understood?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mr Patterson.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Naw, couldn't get rid of me fast enough.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Where did you get to?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Want a cup of tea?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09LETTER BOX OPENS
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Who is it?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54All right, darling.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10..Aye. Hmm.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22KNOCKING
0:10:30 > 0:10:35Hey... Can I use your toilet?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Who the fuck are you?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40I'm your grandad.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- You've not been in touch in over ten years!- Pipe down!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47You once urinated on the telly when you were pished.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51You were accused of patting next-door's dog to death.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53You're well-informed, I'll give you that.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02- You got guests? - Mum sleeps here since dad died.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Toilet's upstairs. - I know.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Used to live here.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50(It's mum.)
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Ask her if she got my card.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Put her on. - You've to leave.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24PHONE RINGS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS
0:12:27 > 0:12:30This is a message for Mr Patterson.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's Dr April Hayley from the Western General.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Why the sudden interest in happy families?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I just...
0:12:57 > 0:13:01want everything nicey-nicey before we go off to Spain.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- What now? - Just...quietly...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Stalk her.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Ten years she's blanked me.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Golden years.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I just...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I don't know how to start.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35"Hello, I'm a cunt."
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Where's she headed?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55I can't.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20It's me, pet.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41It's a nice headstone that, eh?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43He'd be proud.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Aye, see. Solid, that.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57You've never been here before.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05I wrote a song for John.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11It's like a lament, for his memory, you know?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# Johnny
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# Johnny, Johnny
0:15:28 > 0:15:32# Where did the time go?
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# You loved my Jackie so
0:15:44 > 0:15:48# What's that...
0:15:49 > 0:15:52# In the breeze
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Is it Johnny, yes, please... #
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Second verse.
0:16:08 > 0:16:14# The wind and the rain
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- # Remember... # - Why don't you just die?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- What Ward is she in?- 17.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I've not seen her for two years.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56She stopped visiting.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00She couldn't manage the trip.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Took a whole day to go up and see you.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- I know.- Do you know the state she was in when she got back?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Did you think about that?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- No wonder she got cancer. - I've changed.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- What do you want, a Mars Bar? - Fuck you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24I'm sorry.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39Who, whoa! Hey, you a friend of Jackie's?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Saw you coming out there. I'm her dad.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Where you headed?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I wanted to ask you a wee favour.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51My driver here will take you anywhere you like.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56So where is it you're going?
0:17:56 > 0:17:57To the hospital.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01There you are then. That's where we're going.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I'm her dad, see.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I don't know her.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15No, but you've got access. That's the key.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19You don't fancy a wee bit of light espionage, eh?
0:18:19 > 0:18:24Your mission would be to infiltrate,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27any tips on what she likes.
0:18:28 > 0:18:34What kind of music she's into what she'd like for her tea,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36and we could have a cover for you
0:18:36 > 0:18:38that you wouldn't break under pressure.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40You know, like...
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Beowulf or Seadragon!
0:18:52 > 0:18:53You're a fucking nutcase, pal.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I'm her dad!
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Hey!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I've given you a lift, eh, not going to return the favour?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Oh, that's menacing! I'm pishin' masel'.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Why don't you come back and behave like a mature adult?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14What you doing?
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Would you stop doing that?! What's the matter with her?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Enjoying yourself there?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04This is a wee sweetener for the boy.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Got off to a bad start, you know?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Now, this is my phone number.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15In case he changes his mind. Right?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You tell him from me, OK?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Margaret?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Oh, no, darling.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36No.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48What happened to us, eh?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Eh, I was just... See that?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm on my way.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07It's OK, Mum. It's OK.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Is that your mother? - Go!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Aye, aye. On my way.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36What?
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Is there anybody you'd like me to call, maybe your dad?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I've been looking for that bastard all my life
0:21:49 > 0:21:52and when I find him, I'll kill him.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Can she talk?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Why did she come back to this shithole?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39It's where she grew up.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Your mum's a big part of my family.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45She practically brought us up.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Mum was too busy running after our dad.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50We never had a look in.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Your mum was there for us instead.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Then she disappeared.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59She was pregnant with me.
0:23:02 > 0:23:08Look, I'm sure she's proud of you despite everything. You're lucky.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11At least you get a chance to say goodbye.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54TAPPING
0:24:24 > 0:24:27This is a bit on the delicate side.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I appreciate you're a wee bit young for all this
0:24:32 > 0:24:39but, see, when a man and a woman really like each other,
0:24:39 > 0:24:43you know, like really like each other,
0:24:43 > 0:24:46sometimes what happens is...
0:24:49 > 0:24:55They get things out that they normally wouldn't get out.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59And...
0:25:01 > 0:25:04They put these things...
0:25:04 > 0:25:08like, see this bloke Stevie...
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- They're not shagging. - Thank Christ for that.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13She doesn't fancy him.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Mum looks after his mum. - Oh, right.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Fair play to them, eh?. Great.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You know, he threatened me.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30He said if he ever got his dad, he'd...
0:25:30 > 0:25:31- Kill him. - Aye.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Three years in prison. It's bound to change a person.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09Just brought up some clothes.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Stay.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Look who's here to see you, Mum.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55I'm in a bit of bother. The things you do when you're young.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Never know when they're going to come back and bite you on the arse.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03I was still on the drink in those days. All just a blank to me.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25You know, when I think of the carry on that went on back then...
0:27:27 > 0:27:32I'd five years on you. Should have done more to shield you.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34What do you mean?
0:27:34 > 0:27:35You know they lassies...
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Once they had a drink in them,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41it wisnae the men taking advantage of them, was it?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- You remember Margaret Blantyre? - Aye.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- She was your first. - First what?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- You know. - What?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57It's a wee bit delicate.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- What?- She... - What?
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Shagged you.
0:28:04 > 0:28:08I walked in on it, but it was all over by then.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Shut up!
0:28:10 > 0:28:13No. She'd been knocked back by some bloke and you were available.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Defenceless is more the word.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20- Don't be ridiculous. - I saw it!- Rubbish!
0:28:20 > 0:28:23I saw it...going in.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Anyway, you were out of your tree. No wonder you blanked it out.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29- Never knew what hit you. - When?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Christmas '78.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35I think I'd remember something like that.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Wouldn't there be a problem in the plumbing department
0:28:38 > 0:28:41if I'd had too much to drink?
0:28:41 > 0:28:44No, she helped out there.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46What, splints?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- If you're not going to take this seriously...- It's not feasible.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51It is! Right?
0:28:55 > 0:29:00Anyway, that's why I brought you here. I've got news for you.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04Just brace yourself.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10You know that boy we gave the lift to?
0:29:10 > 0:29:12- Aye. - He's been in visiting Margaret.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16She's back after all these years but she doesn't have long.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- You saw her?- Aye.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24You should see the state of her.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28Anyway, that's her son.
0:29:28 > 0:29:29And yours.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36See, I've been visiting this last month.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39- She told me all about you and her. - Get stuffed!
0:29:39 > 0:29:43She's had the tests done, everything.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46She thought I'd know the best way to break the news to you,
0:29:46 > 0:29:47pick the right time.
0:29:47 > 0:29:52I was going to tell you when we were burying Skippy.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Would I not have to be tested?
0:29:56 > 0:29:59No. It doesn't work that way.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05Anyway, the boy doesn't know yet.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07I think he should.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Wait a minute...
0:30:09 > 0:30:12His mother's dying! He needs his dad.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19I'll phone him right now.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- Hello.- Is that Stevie Blantyre?
0:30:38 > 0:30:39Who's this?
0:30:54 > 0:30:55You're on.
0:30:58 > 0:31:03It's just... It's an awful lot to take in.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11The Lord works in mysterious ways.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Do you want another bar on?
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Come on, you're shivering.
0:32:02 > 0:32:07Turn that fire up, kick your shoes off. Maybe we should go out.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11What time's it now? Plenty of time.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19I always knew there was somebody out there.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Do you want a fruit boiling?
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Look, mate, I'm meeting somebody here so do you mind?
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Take a seat, son.
0:32:58 > 0:32:59May we?
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Fuck off.
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Ta-da!
0:33:09 > 0:33:13For years I've planned what I'd do if I ever met my dad.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15I'd lie awake thinking about it.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23I think she didn't want to hamper me with the responsibilities.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27She knew it would have scuppered my chances in life.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31- She didn't want to waste my future. - What did you want to do?
0:33:31 > 0:33:34I was unemployed for the best part of 20 years.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38I could never really be bothered, you know what I mean?
0:33:41 > 0:33:44What about yourself?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Just out of prison.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50- Prison, eh? - Selling drugs.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Yes, drugs indeed.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54But with the background I had,
0:33:54 > 0:33:56it's no wonder I turned out to be so fucked up.
0:33:56 > 0:33:57There you go then.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03I don't look anything like you.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Yet.
0:34:05 > 0:34:06PHONE RINGS
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Hello. I'm fine.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Are you going to kill me?
0:34:21 > 0:34:24No. We're just sitting here by the Clyde.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- Are you having a bath? - Yeah.
0:34:42 > 0:34:46- Are you in it? - Yeah.
0:34:46 > 0:34:52We've been invited for tea at the cafe in London Street. By grandad.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55He's found Stevie's dad! Why won't you listen to me?
0:34:55 > 0:34:57I'm scared to enjoy myself!
0:34:57 > 0:34:59You won't let me do anything.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01I haven't got any friends and I'm going!
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Hi, pet.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23She's finishing her shift.
0:35:24 > 0:35:29- Now?- No. No, hold back.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31I'm amazed you turned out so well.
0:35:31 > 0:35:35With the drink I had in me, I'm surprised the sperm wasn't diluted.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Hey, for goodness' sake!
0:35:37 > 0:35:39How's yours? Everything OK?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41A wee bit of civility here!
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Seriously, I'm surprised you didn't end up with flippers for hands or something.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47- In the name of God! - We're bonding here.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51What time did she say she'd be here?
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Would you mind not looking so crushed?
0:35:58 > 0:36:02It's not every day you get reunited with your only son.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04Here's to us.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Luigi! Where is that bastard, eh?
0:36:50 > 0:36:56HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:37:44 > 0:37:49I don't want your boring lecture. I'm completely bored with it.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52It was a nice night, don't ruin it.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00You OK?
0:38:00 > 0:38:02I'm fine, thanks.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08You want to know any details about tonight?
0:38:08 > 0:38:09Fill me in.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13Grandad said he'd give me driving lessons.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15You're only 12.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22You joining me on the veranda?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Great night.
0:38:30 > 0:38:31Yep.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35She'll come round.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Then her and the lass can come out to Malaga whenever they want.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43New dawn, eh?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25It's all right to let folk in.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41HE SNORES
0:40:11 > 0:40:12It's Jackie.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Come in. Come in.
0:40:28 > 0:40:29I'll put the kettle on.
0:40:32 > 0:40:38Bronwyn wants to see you again. I said she could.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42Aye, aye, of course.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45I would love to see her.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Oh!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57In doing this for her.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14PHONE RINGS
0:41:17 > 0:41:19ANSWER MACHINE BEEPS
0:41:19 > 0:41:23'Mr Patterson, it is Dr Hailey again from Western General.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26'Could you could call me back as soon as you get this, please?
0:41:26 > 0:41:30'It's essential that we have you in to talk over your results. Thank you.'
0:41:36 > 0:41:37Dear God!
0:41:41 > 0:41:45Come on! Up! Get up! On your feet!
0:42:04 > 0:42:05Through the door.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08In you get. That's you.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Slow, slow. I've got you.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14There you go.
0:42:16 > 0:42:22Right, let's get this off. It's soaking wet. Arms up. Arms up.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28That's you, that's you. That is it, lie back, lie back. Deep breaths.
0:42:30 > 0:42:37- Right, let's get these off. - Oh, no! No! No! No!
0:42:37 > 0:42:38Too late now, pal.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44- They gave me the all clear. - Looks like it.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47I'm taking you to the hospital and that's that, so zip it.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51- Who died and left you in charge, eh? - That is a choice turn of phrase.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Jackie was here. Bronwyn wants to see me again.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02- You must have made some impression, eh?- You are going to get your results.
0:43:04 > 0:43:09Would you? Look at me. What's the odds?
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Two days.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17Nothing is going to change in two days.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21I want to make it up to her, she is coming round.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Two days.
0:43:31 > 0:43:35- What have you done?- Can I not give you a wee surprise?
0:43:36 > 0:43:39- I have put a wash on and ironed your shirt.- What's going on?
0:43:39 > 0:43:44- We seem to be getting on just fine just now.- Don't we just?
0:43:45 > 0:43:50- Did you notice the cooker? Sparkling.- What have you done?
0:43:54 > 0:43:56I seem to have asked Stevie next door to go on a date with you.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05He said yes!
0:44:13 > 0:44:15What are you doing tonight?
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Will we just get pissed?
0:44:36 > 0:44:37Grab!
0:44:41 > 0:44:47- Good grief! You child!- I thank you!
0:44:47 > 0:44:49- That's colloquial. - And what's pishflaps?
0:44:49 > 0:44:52If it's good enough for Robert Burns.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54I think you will find there is nothing in the Burns canon
0:44:54 > 0:44:57containing the words pishflaps!
0:44:59 > 0:45:05An American. An American that worked on the rigs.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07That was the story. "Peter."
0:45:09 > 0:45:14He went back to the state but, ah, "He'd send for us."
0:45:15 > 0:45:20So I said to her one day and suddenly she has changed his name to Keith.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25So I said, "I thought his name was Peter."
0:45:25 > 0:45:30"Well, ah..." she stutters and thinks for a minute, and she says,
0:45:30 > 0:45:32"He alternated."
0:45:32 > 0:45:34LAUGHTER
0:45:37 > 0:45:38That's just...
0:45:42 > 0:45:46Cue me going mental. Kicked out the house.
0:45:46 > 0:45:51She goes back to Glasgow, I get locked up, come out, meet you,
0:45:51 > 0:45:54go get pished.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Hiya.
0:46:00 > 0:46:05Right, so, you.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08- Yes.- The truth.- What?
0:46:08 > 0:46:13- Your dad.- No!- Oh, come on! What?
0:46:13 > 0:46:17- Fuck off!- Fuck off, it's all right for me to be pissed and depressed?
0:46:17 > 0:46:19It's not, it's boring.
0:46:19 > 0:46:23- Tell me, tell me.- Boring, boring. Change the subject.- Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26Come on, tell me!
0:46:26 > 0:46:28He killed my husband.
0:46:29 > 0:46:35OK? He killed my husband.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39- BOTH:- We're ready!
0:46:39 > 0:46:41- Ding-dong?- Hi.
0:46:47 > 0:46:53- Well?- Good evening.- Gouranga.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56Have you come a long way, mister?
0:46:56 > 0:47:01I have overthrown the colonial oppressors without a shot being fired.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05Very good. Do you want to take a wee seat there?
0:47:07 > 0:47:09- Ding-dong.- Uh-huh?
0:47:09 > 0:47:16Aoow! Ee-hee! I'm very, very bad.
0:47:16 > 0:47:17Are you all right?
0:47:17 > 0:47:18Aah-aaah!
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Michael Jackson?
0:47:24 > 0:47:29Right, Mahatma, hometime. Mum's rules.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31She'll be ages yet, if she's lucky.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34No, she is just out with the lassies from work.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37That's what she wanted you to think, she is out with Stevie.
0:47:59 > 0:48:06Dad phoned in the middle of the night. He was pissed and couldn't get a taxi.
0:48:10 > 0:48:11John went and gave him a lift home.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16John was getting up at six the next morning
0:48:16 > 0:48:18so he was speeding on the way back.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Came off the road at the bypass.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28Died at the scene.
0:48:30 > 0:48:31Sorry for ruining the night.
0:48:42 > 0:48:43Can I ask you something?
0:48:45 > 0:48:50How is that your dad's fault? It was your man who was speeding.
0:48:51 > 0:48:55- Why blame your dad?- He's been a fucking arse his whole life!
0:48:55 > 0:49:01- He's busting a gut trying to get you back and you're not even giving him a chance.- Fuck off!
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Jackie! Jackie!
0:49:15 > 0:49:16It was supposed to be romantic.
0:49:31 > 0:49:35It is a beautiful thing, being a dad. I feel whole again.
0:49:36 > 0:49:41- My life before was one long, hollow scream.- Oh, please.- Of emptiness.
0:49:43 > 0:49:45I am surprised I never committed suicide.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52Just think, my boy and your Jackie, we could soon be related.
0:49:52 > 0:49:57You're the most ridiculous piece of shit, do you know that?
0:49:57 > 0:50:00You're here to make up the numbers, that's all.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02What have you ever done with your life, eh?
0:50:02 > 0:50:05What have you inspired in others?
0:50:05 > 0:50:08A shiver of foreboding, that's what.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11I have seen them doing it the market, whispering and pointing at you.
0:50:11 > 0:50:16My son is not good enough for your daughter, is that it?
0:50:16 > 0:50:18You couldn't sigh at a fucking gerbil.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20They're probably shagging as we speak.
0:50:20 > 0:50:21LAUGHTER
0:50:58 > 0:51:03- Oh, jeez!- What the fuck? - No, this cannae happen!
0:51:03 > 0:51:08- Jackie, I have to tell you something. Put your clothes on!- What the fuck?
0:51:08 > 0:51:10I have got to tell you something!
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Get out my fucking house!
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Get out! Get out!
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Stevie is my son!
0:51:26 > 0:51:29Darlin'...
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Fuckin', fuckin' prick! Fuck off!
0:51:36 > 0:51:38CRYING
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Ooof!
0:53:48 > 0:53:50COUGHING
0:54:06 > 0:54:11- Oh, son.- I don't have a dad.
0:54:13 > 0:54:17Maybe one day I'll have a sister, and a niece.
0:55:07 > 0:55:11Mr Patterson. Sorry to keep you.
0:55:12 > 0:55:13So...
0:55:16 > 0:55:19The test for new heart showed nothing to be concerned about,
0:55:19 > 0:55:22these are from separate tests we took at the same time.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29We've detected cancer cells at the base of your spine.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34If we detected this one year or so ago there could have been
0:55:34 > 0:55:36the possibility of doing something about it.
0:55:38 > 0:55:42At this late stage, the cancer has spread.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46I am afraid it is inoperable.
0:55:50 > 0:55:52We can offer palliative care.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57So, uh, how long would I be in?
0:55:57 > 0:56:01I mean, I am moving to Spain in a couple of months that
0:56:01 > 0:56:02I could put it off, easy.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05Mr Patterson...
0:56:09 > 0:56:10Well...
0:56:14 > 0:56:15I knew the first day I came in.
0:56:44 > 0:56:45Are you warm enough, darlin'?
0:57:54 > 0:57:57- 'Good evening.' - It's me, I want to...
0:57:57 > 0:57:58PHONE HANGS UP
0:58:13 > 0:58:16- 'Good evening.'- Don't hang up...
0:58:16 > 0:58:18PHONE HANGS UP
0:58:24 > 0:58:26- 'Good evening.'- I need a favour.
0:58:28 > 0:58:30Why would I want to see you ever again?
0:58:32 > 0:58:34It's what you do.
0:58:35 > 0:58:36This will be good.
0:58:41 > 0:58:45Spain's aff. I know you're disappointed.
0:58:45 > 0:58:50- I never thought he'd take me anyway. - That's not true.- Apparently it is.
0:58:54 > 0:58:58I want Jackie to have the insurance money. So she can...
0:58:58 > 0:59:03See the rest of the world. Put a deposit on a flat, something...
0:59:03 > 0:59:05She'll still hate you.
0:59:08 > 0:59:10You're not entering into the spirit of this, are you?
0:59:13 > 0:59:14Insurance pays out in a month.
0:59:20 > 0:59:24- If I'm dead before then it pays out more.- So you are dying?
0:59:29 > 0:59:32Good to see you are putting up such a fight.
0:59:33 > 0:59:37Aye, they...they can give me something that will string it out for a year, but...
0:59:37 > 0:59:39Well then.
0:59:41 > 0:59:42I don't want that.
0:59:46 > 0:59:49I want to make it up to her. I want her to have the money.
1:01:21 > 1:01:24- Anybody see you?- No.
1:01:28 > 1:01:30You've tidied up.
1:01:33 > 1:01:40- A tin of that ravioli there, but I chucked the rest.- Emptied the fridge?
1:01:42 > 1:01:45Took the rubbish down at five o'clock this morning.
1:01:46 > 1:01:49Amazing the amount of crap you go through.
1:01:52 > 1:01:54Four John Denver tapes, eh?
1:01:55 > 1:01:57Is that not a cry for help?
1:02:03 > 1:02:04Shall we?
1:02:09 > 1:02:11Can you pass the...
1:02:30 > 1:02:33I want to thank you for doing this.
1:02:39 > 1:02:41We've had some laughs, eh?
1:02:49 > 1:02:54- You'll be all right without me. - That's guaranteed, is it?
1:03:07 > 1:03:13- I would like to say... You're the best...- Shall we track on?
1:03:24 > 1:03:26You're a giant amongst men.
1:04:08 > 1:04:10No, wait.
1:04:12 > 1:04:14I haven't thought this through.
1:04:15 > 1:04:16I need a photo of the lassie.
1:04:26 > 1:04:30I was pished about a year ago, couldn't stand her accusing eyes looking at me.
1:04:30 > 1:04:36- Chucked the lot.- What about this one?- I don't like it.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38Better than anything you've come up with.
1:04:38 > 1:04:40Look at her chin, it's massive.
1:04:40 > 1:04:44We can cut the chin off, as if she's looking over a wall.
1:04:54 > 1:04:57- That's not her branch. - It's the same frontage.
1:05:42 > 1:05:44GARGLING
1:05:46 > 1:05:54- Are you all right?- For fuck's sake! That is what's supposed to happen!
1:05:54 > 1:05:56- I'm sorry!- Get oot the fuckin' road!
1:06:02 > 1:06:03You ruined the moment.
1:06:19 > 1:06:20All set?
1:06:35 > 1:06:39- What is now?- Maybe you want to put something else on.
1:06:48 > 1:06:50I don't think Spain would have worked out anyway.
1:06:54 > 1:06:57When you think about it, Malaga,
1:06:59 > 1:07:02it's full of pricks like those these days.
1:07:02 > 1:07:04It would be much the same as here.
1:07:07 > 1:07:12You would have to search high and low for a piece of
1:07:12 > 1:07:19scintillating conversation or a whiff of flamenco.
1:07:19 > 1:07:25It is basically just a warm Pontins, and who wants that? Full of Germans.
1:07:27 > 1:07:33Bronze Nazis. Playing bridge and watching satellite TV.
1:07:33 > 1:07:37Banging on about the final solution at the salad bar.
1:07:37 > 1:07:40And their donkeys.
1:07:40 > 1:07:46The punishing fun runs on the Fuhrer's birthday. On the whole...
1:07:50 > 1:07:53SNORING
1:09:56 > 1:09:57I found him.
1:09:58 > 1:10:02He was holding a picture of you, his last words were...
1:10:06 > 1:10:10He said the most important thing was that you got the money.
1:10:10 > 1:10:15- You said he died in his sleep. - After he said that last bit.
1:10:17 > 1:10:20Then he had a bit of a snooze, then...passed over.
1:10:30 > 1:10:33Look, I'm getting mixed up, I'm upset!
1:10:36 > 1:10:38He topped himself.
1:10:38 > 1:10:40What can you say? He was a prick!
1:10:46 > 1:10:49He did love you, you know. In his prickish way.
1:11:01 > 1:11:04MUSIC PLAYS
1:11:16 > 1:11:21# I can feel the morning sunlight I can smell the newborn day
1:11:21 > 1:11:29# I can hear the voices calling from my golden sky light place... #
1:11:34 > 1:11:39Hey. I brought someone to see you.
1:11:45 > 1:11:48- Hiya.- You should have said she was my sister.
1:11:48 > 1:11:51Could have saved us all a bit of embarrassment.
1:12:04 > 1:12:05Into neutral.
1:12:07 > 1:12:12Foot off the accelerator. Off! Foot on the clutch.
1:12:12 > 1:12:19The clutch! Into first gear. Clutch, to hear it biting.
1:12:21 > 1:12:22Handbrake off.
1:12:24 > 1:12:25And away we go.
1:12:34 > 1:12:39Good. Yes. Carry on.
1:12:39 > 1:12:44MUSIC: Una Paloma Blanca by Demis Roussos
1:13:19 > 1:13:22Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd