0:01:22 > 0:01:24CROWD GROANS
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'Next contestant, Chris Hayward.'
0:01:33 > 0:01:35APPLAUSE
0:01:35 > 0:01:38My word! Spectacular, isn't it?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41'Coming out now, Slim Williams!'
0:01:41 > 0:01:43CHEERING
0:01:44 > 0:01:48It's pretty silly, wrestling with cows.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- They should wrestle men.- Dangerous! - What purpose can it possibly serve?
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- That's how they get those pounded steaks!- You don't say!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Ladies and gentlemen, before the next event,
0:02:08 > 0:02:14I'd like to introduce the lady responsible for this benefit, Miss Kay Kingsley!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:21 > 0:02:27For anyone who's been locked up in a dark closet for the last ten years,
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Miss Kingsley's written many songs, some of the top Broadway musicals.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38She's asked me to remind you that I collaborated with her, so I will.
0:02:38 > 0:02:45I don't need reminding. She's everything any man could hope for as a partner or anything else.
0:02:45 > 0:02:52While the collection boxes are being passed, Kay will sing one of our latest songs.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:57 > 0:03:01First, I want to thank all the cowboys who came over here
0:03:01 > 0:03:06from Madison Square Gardens to put on this terrific show.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Let's give them a real big hand!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12APPLAUSE
0:03:13 > 0:03:18Next thing you know, these rodeos will be holding knitting contests!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Once
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# You find your guy
0:03:28 > 0:03:35# You know the words to all the love songs are true
0:03:36 > 0:03:40# And once you find your guy
0:03:40 > 0:03:47# It wouldn't matter if the Earth split in two
0:03:47 > 0:03:51# Those lonely days you dreaded
0:03:52 > 0:03:57# Will vanish from your sight
0:03:57 > 0:04:00# The future
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# That will die
0:04:03 > 0:04:07# Looks bright
0:04:09 > 0:04:14# So once you find your guy
0:04:14 > 0:04:20# The one and only who is right from the start
0:04:21 > 0:04:25# Don't wait till it's too late
0:04:25 > 0:04:31# But let him know that he is first in your heart... #
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Man, there's a girl I could really go for.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- You could?! Let's go over! Maybe she's got a friend.- Shhh!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43# ..passing by
0:04:43 > 0:04:48# Life starts
0:04:48 > 0:04:55# The day you find
0:04:55 > 0:05:04# Your guy. #
0:05:04 > 0:05:08APPLAUSE
0:05:09 > 0:05:14- I'm telling you, Orvie, there's a woman.- Why don't you tell her?!
0:05:14 > 0:05:19You mean... Nah! Sure would like to meet her though.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Don't sit perched there like a barn owl - go and introduce yourself!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- That's what I do. - But she's a city woman.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I've done it with a city woman!
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Ellie May, my second wife, right on the main street!
0:05:35 > 0:05:40- Happiest three months of my life. - This girl's no ranch woman.
0:05:40 > 0:05:47Ranch woman, city woman - put them in a Mother Hubbard on the long end of a churn and they're all alike!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49'..report to the steward.'
0:05:49 > 0:05:52She looks stout and healthy.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57She'd make you a fine wife and take mighty good care of your kids too.
0:05:57 > 0:06:03- You want me to go on over there and tell her?- No, I don't!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05But Chris, you do need a wife!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Uh-ha!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13'Will all bucking horse riders please report in.'
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Howdy, ma'am.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Howdy! What can I do for you?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23It's me that's doing the doing, miss. I got a deal for you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:29- Really? What is it?- I know a fella that thinks you're pretty salty.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Well! That's mighty sweet of him. Anybody I know?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36No, but it's somebody you want to know.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Tell him thanks a million and I think he's salted too.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- You tethered?- What?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Tethered! Hitched! Married!
0:06:45 > 0:06:51- No.- Good! He wants a woman and it's time you was looking for a man.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Well...- She sure is looking for a man partner!
0:06:56 > 0:07:01Good! He ain't the kind of cow hand that cottons up any old girl.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05You're the first one he's admired since he buried Martha.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- I'm very flattered. - You ought to be!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13He's a good catch and the best cow hand you'll ever see.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Sure she wants to meet him - bring the critter on!- Now...- It's a deal!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21'Next contestant, Chris Hayward!'
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Turn him out of here!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26CHEERING
0:07:28 > 0:07:30That's him, ma'am!
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- I wish he'd hold still so we can see his face.- You will, when he lands.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53'Next rider, Reg Pickett on Fireball!'
0:07:57 > 0:08:00CROWD BOOS
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Put me down!- Here he is - number seven.- He's a natural.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Nice ride.- Thank you. Set me down, you knot-head!
0:08:09 > 0:08:14- Why does the horse jump?- You'd jump if you had a rope round your belly!
0:08:14 > 0:08:19This is him. Miss Kingsley, meet Chris Hayward.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Glad to know you.- How about you girls joining us at Shortie's later?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Chris'll get in the hamburgers!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31- They wouldn't like it.- Shortie puts more in his sandwiches than anyone!
0:08:31 > 0:08:38- That's wonderful but...- Why don't you bring number seven up to ours - you'd be delighted,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40wouldn't you, Kay?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42That would be nice...sometime.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46It's 54 Central Park West. Make it soon!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Maybe sooner than you think!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- I'm awfully sorry, ma'am. - It's all right.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32DOG GROWLS
0:09:46 > 0:09:49HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR
0:09:49 > 0:09:52DOG WHIMPERS
0:10:11 > 0:10:14HE RATATAT-TATS ON THE DOOR
0:10:15 > 0:10:19DOG BARKS EXCITEDLY
0:10:25 > 0:10:28WEDDING MARCH PLAYS
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- I just can't believe it.- Me neither.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53I feel the same way I did when I tamed my first steer.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56My love, you do turn a neat comparison!
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- I mean excited and proud and kind of hollow inside - you know?- Sure.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I felt the same way when I tamed MY first steer.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07You sure I didn't sell you a bill of goods?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Bet your life you didn't, number seven.
0:11:11 > 0:11:17Didn't you say, "Get your hair in a braid, we're hitching." How can a girl argue?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Specially from a spectacular mug in a red shirt.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25I hope it wasn't that rodeo stuff that took you in.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29That was just to get money to build up the ranch.
0:11:29 > 0:11:34I guess I forgot I was just a cow hand with a couple of kids to raise.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- Are you trying to talk me out of it?- No! Just don't be disappointed.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I haven't been so far.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- The scenery's wonderful. - That's a fact.
0:11:46 > 0:11:53- And there's nothing wrong with the children?- They're the finest pair of little fillies you've ever seen.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57DOG WHIMPERS
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Chris? Porgy.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Again?- Uh-huh.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Porgy's never seen this many trees before.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Might as well take a stretch myself.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What a girl wants most...
0:12:14 > 0:12:17BARKING
0:12:17 > 0:12:23..she wants to be necessary - not just to any guy, but the right guy!
0:12:24 > 0:12:31He's got to need her to sew on his buttons and get him out of those Monday morning glooms.
0:12:31 > 0:12:37Not that I'm an old hand at such chores, but this is it, Chris. I couldn't be surer.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41You won't need a pony, running like this on your own!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- You haven't heard a word I said! - I didn't?
0:12:45 > 0:12:50I don't know if you're just plain wacky and I'm just plain lucky...
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Vice versa.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56BARKING
0:12:56 > 0:12:59DUCKS QUACK NOISILY
0:13:01 > 0:13:03# I'm up in the morning before daylight
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Before I sleep, the moon shines bright
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# Come a ti-yi-yippee yippee-aye yippee-aye
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# Come a ti-yi-yippee yippee-aye yippee-aye... #
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Hey, see that barn over there?- Yes.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Belongs to Todd Johnson. We're almost home.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- How far?- Just a little way now.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Good.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27- Hey, you're not going chicken, are you?- Who, me? I can hardly wait.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30ENGINE CLATTERS
0:13:33 > 0:13:35What's the matter now?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Do you hear that clanking? - Isn't it the ducks?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42No, ducks quack. It's a bearing.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Oh. What do they do?- They clank!
0:13:46 > 0:13:53- I knew we should have brought Orvie. - We'd have had such fun. - He can fix anything!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Not only can, but did!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Do you know how to drive a car? - A car, yes.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Move over, boy.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Chris!- Yeah?
0:14:23 > 0:14:29Do you think your kids will catch on that I'm as country-wise as a Park Avenue pigeon?
0:14:29 > 0:14:34- Will they hate me for it?- Don't let them scare you. They're good kids.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45DUCKS QUACK FRANTICALLY
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Set the brake till I close the gate.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Never mind - I'll get it!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Think you can handle it?
0:14:57 > 0:15:02Think you're married to a helpless female? If I can't...
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Oh.- Well?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12You think you've got me, huh?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Very clever.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Wise guy!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35MOOING
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- So you got back, did you? - Howdy, Mr Mears.
0:15:39 > 0:15:46- We'd have been earlier but we broke down.- Thought maybe you took up ranching in New York. What's that?
0:15:48 > 0:15:53That's my wife! This is Mr Mears. He owns the place across the street.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- I didn't mean her. - ..Oh, I'm so relieved,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I can't tell you, Mr...Smears.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Mears.- I heard you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12I meant that there animal. What's it for?
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- It's a dog!- I figured that, but what's the fool thing for?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Porgy, bite the nice man.- Kay...
0:16:20 > 0:16:26- What's your bull got that he hasn't got?- That's one of the top bulls. Right, Mr Mears?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Horns!- Huh?
0:16:28 > 0:16:34- That's what he's got that he ain't. - Is that something to be proud of?
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- I can see who's wearing the pants around here!- You're pretty sharp...
0:16:39 > 0:16:44- Mr Mears, did he make champion at the Barnsville Fair?- No, he didn't.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49- Got cheated. Darn judge gave it to Todd Johnson's bull again.- Really?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- That's too bad, Mr Mears.- ..Dog!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Bull! ..I hope we don't see much of him.
0:16:57 > 0:17:03- I hope we do! Be more careful how you talk to him. - That old goat? Why?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- We can't take a bath without him. - Now, just a minute!
0:17:07 > 0:17:13- We depend on him for our water. - Oh! Well, that's different.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Move over, Porgy.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27This is it, Buckshot! We're home! What do you think, honey?
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Why, Chris! It's lovely.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39The way you underplayed it...well, I don't know what I expected.
0:17:39 > 0:17:45- It'll look better when we get it fixed up. - Why, I wouldn't change a thing!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Cougar Rock, here we come!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Where are you going?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Isn't this it? - No! No, it's over there.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Well, let's go!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Come on, Porgy.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Well?- Well, what?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Disappointed?
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- Chris! You're going to live in it, aren't you?- Sure!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Then it looks like a hunk of heaven to me!
0:19:05 > 0:19:10What makes you think I've got a mind of my own any more anyway?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Someday, I'll build a layout as good as Mears'.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Would you like a partner, partner? - Would I!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20MOOING
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Hey! Come like that all the way from New York?
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- Orvie!- We broke down by Todd's place.- I didn't mean that!
0:19:29 > 0:19:35- I seen you smooching with the - missus... Yes, Orvie, we got it!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Come on, give me a hand!- Sure.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42Broke down? You should've took me with you.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47- We needed another horse.- You know I can't diet!- Where are the kids?
0:19:47 > 0:19:54- In school. How was the honeymoon? - Orvie, will you get me this one? - Hi, Albert.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57How are things going?
0:19:57 > 0:20:02- Fine.- Meet the new missus. Albert helped out while I was gone.- Hello.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07- You won't be needing me any more. - I've got a good hand now.- Good luck.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10PORGY WHIMPERS You'll need it!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16DOGS BARK
0:20:20 > 0:20:23THEY RUN OFF CRYING
0:20:23 > 0:20:31- Well, what do you know?! - Well, Porgy. See what they think of you around here?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Boss!- Hi, Poci!
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- Ha-ha! How's the glamour girl? - You look fine, boss.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Woman good!- You ain't fooling.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- What's that?- That's a dog.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Me know, but what for? - Here we go again!
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- Honey, this is Pocahontas Webfoot. - How do you do?- Call her Poci.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01- You got the house cleaned up? - Everything's spickum spankum.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06- She's a character. - Man, can she cook!- I can't wait!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Hi! Hi! Hi, Daddy!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Daddy!- Hiya, sprouts!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh, hi, Daddy!
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Glad to see you! - I'm glad to see you too!
0:21:21 > 0:21:27- We saw you from Paddock Creek!- We burned our breeches getting back!
0:21:27 > 0:21:32- I didn't miss you any either! - Looks like we girls see eye to eye.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Oh.- Daddy, is that her?
0:21:34 > 0:21:39That's her - wicked stepmother just arrived on a broom!
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Meet your ready-made family - Christina and Nancy -
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Tina and Nan.- Hello.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Three females and not one gabby one!
0:21:52 > 0:21:57- Look, a dog with muffs! - They're cuffs. Porgy's a boy.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02- Kay's a laugh a minute!- I've brought you something from New York.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07They'd love to see it and you can show Kay the house too. Run along.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Go ahead!
0:22:17 > 0:22:22- This is the kitchen.- We eat here. - It's nice.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Down this way.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31- This here's the parlour, ma'am. - We don't use it much.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Looks comfortable.- We like it.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39- That Poci's been eating breakfast in here again!- You tell her to quit it!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I will, don't worry! This way, ma'am.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48- CURTAIN DROPS Don't worry.- It always happens.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50It does?
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- That's the bathroom. - This is our room.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59This is Daddy's room.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Why, it's very nice.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Oh! Goodness!
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- We should have told you about that. - Orvie's going to fix it.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16I think he'd better fix it! My goodness!
0:23:16 > 0:23:21That can be dangerous. Has that always been like that?
0:23:23 > 0:23:30Here's your presents. I put them on top so I'd have them as soon as I got here.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Now, let's see. This is for you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Thank you, ma'am. - And this is for you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Thank you, ma'am.- Careful.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Aren't you going to open them?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Do you mind if we talk to you first, ma'am?
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Do I mind? That's just what I've been wanting!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Sit down and fire away.
0:23:56 > 0:24:02- There's some things we'd like to ask you.- If you're taking Mommy's place.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Well, I'd appreciate any suggestions.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Can you make coffee? - Well, I think so!
0:24:11 > 0:24:16- Mother always made Daddy a coffee in the morning.- Think you can do it?
0:24:16 > 0:24:21- I'll try.- She made flapjacks on Sundays. Think you can?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Flapjacks? My speciality!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28What else?
0:24:28 > 0:24:33If he got out the wrong side of bed, she made him get out the right side.
0:24:33 > 0:24:40- I'll make him get out the right side the first time. - Sometimes that's a chore, ma'am.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Is there anything else?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45About all I can think of.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- I don't.- I do.- Well, I don't!
0:24:54 > 0:24:59- I do!- I don't care what you say, I don't.- I do.- Wait a minute.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04Maybe I could help you settle. What is it?
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Well...I think you're prettier than Jean.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13- Jean?- Jean Morrow. She looks after us when Daddy's away.- Oh.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I guess Daddy just likes you better.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Oh!- A watch! Just what I've been...
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Just what I've been wanting.- Me too!
0:25:23 > 0:25:28- Thank you, ma'am. - Thanks a lot, ma'am.- Girls?
0:25:28 > 0:25:33If you tried real hard, might you find something else to call me?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Maybe.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- What time have you got, Nan? - 9.15.- Me too!
0:25:49 > 0:25:55- Daddy, these watches are wonderful. They both say the same time! - They ought to!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Gee, that's super.- Yeah.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02We were lucky to find someone like Kay, weren't we?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05She's just what we need, isn't she?
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Well...she's pretty and she seems nice.
0:26:09 > 0:26:15- We only just met her.- I think you'll find she's wonderful. - I sure like my watch.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19But you've only known her a week or so.
0:26:19 > 0:26:25If you really want to know about something, you can find out a lot in a mighty short time.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29You married her so quick - just like that!
0:26:29 > 0:26:34- I fell in love like that.- You went with Mother for three years.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39It took three whole years to get up the gumption to ask her to marry me.
0:26:39 > 0:26:46- How come you asked Kay so quick? - I had a hand from Orvie. - He always butts in on things.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Nan, listen to me, honey.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54I know it's a lot to expect Kay to take Mother's place.
0:26:54 > 0:26:59If you give her a chance, I think you'll become close. How 'bout it?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh, Daddy!
0:27:02 > 0:27:06OK, kids. Come on, climb in the sack.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14- There. Good night, pumpkins. - Night, Daddy.
0:27:21 > 0:27:27- Jeepers! They even tell the time in the dark.- Mine does too!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30What a day.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Kind of rough, huh?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36What time do we get up around here?
0:27:36 > 0:27:41You must be tired. Why don't you sleep in? Get up at six.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48What time did you say?
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- 6.15.- You!
0:28:02 > 0:28:05THEY SHOUT AND BANG ON INSTRUMENTS
0:28:09 > 0:28:14- You know, I've a hunch we're in for a chivaree.- Chiva-what?
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Get into something special, you're entertaining!
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Oh, no!
0:28:28 > 0:28:31THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Hey, Kay! Get out of the hay!
0:28:46 > 0:28:50Ha-ha! I just said, "Hey, Kay, get out of the hay!"
0:28:50 > 0:28:54Hi, Jean! Glad you joined the chivaree!
0:28:54 > 0:29:00- Joined it? I organised it! - You did? Come and meet her! Kay!
0:29:00 > 0:29:05- Oh!- Come out of there, honey. I want you to meet Jean Morrow.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- Jean, this is Kay. - Glad to meet you, Jean.
0:29:08 > 0:29:14- I'm so happy for you.- How's this for picking them?- Congratulations!
0:29:14 > 0:29:19Here, you big lug. Take that and put it in the kitchen. Can I help you?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21- I think I've got it on wrong.- Dear!
0:29:21 > 0:29:26- Such a pretty dress.- It looks better if I get it on right!
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Let's get the party started!
0:29:30 > 0:29:35- Hey, I want to talk to you! - Hiya Todd, how are you doing?
0:29:35 > 0:29:39- Will you take that? - Daddy! Can we stay up?- Please?
0:29:39 > 0:29:42- For a while!- Yippee!
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- My heart sure bleeds for the poor bride.- Thank you!
0:29:46 > 0:29:52Oh! Honey, this is Todd Johnson. He owns the bull that beat old Mears'!
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- I do it every year.- Bully for you!
0:29:55 > 0:29:59Well, folks, here she is! Meet the bride.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:30:09 > 0:30:13- Gee, Chris! Want to cut in? - No, later!
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Out of the way, Todd!
0:30:20 > 0:30:25- How am I doing, Daddy?- Fine! Wait till I get rid of this.- OK!
0:30:29 > 0:30:34- I warn you, Jean, I'm going to lean on you for advice.- You'll do OK.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39You have the right insides. You have to to give up a career like yours.
0:30:39 > 0:30:44- I just swapped it for something I wanted more.- Good girl.
0:30:44 > 0:30:49Good girl, yourself! You were a sweetheart to take care of the kids.
0:30:49 > 0:30:54Did he tell you how he took care of our ranch while my Steve was ill?
0:30:54 > 0:30:57No, he didn't, but then, he wouldn't.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00No, he wouldn't.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14- Hey, you two! Break it up in there! - Coming!
0:31:14 > 0:31:19- You asked for refreshments. - Just to get rid of you!- Never!
0:31:19 > 0:31:24- Did she shake out any skeletons? - Not a single bone, darn it!
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Hey, Kay, come here!- Coming!
0:31:30 > 0:31:34- Chris' wife is just as nice as she can be!- But...
0:31:34 > 0:31:39I've said it before but men are the biggest fools in creation.
0:31:39 > 0:31:44- Jean would have made him a lovely wife.- She's been a real help to him.
0:31:44 > 0:31:49Poor Jean. Losing Steve and losing Chris, now.
0:31:49 > 0:31:56I hope she don't go into a decline like Amy did when Frank ran off with that carnival girl.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59# The man with the big felt hat
0:31:59 > 0:32:01# The man with the big felt hat
0:32:01 > 0:32:04# At 7am, he gets out of bed
0:32:04 > 0:32:07# He's milked old Bess and watered old Red
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# By 7.00pm, he's back in bed
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# The man with the big felt hat
0:32:11 > 0:32:14# The man with the big felt hat
0:32:14 > 0:32:16# Oh, the man with the big felt hat
0:32:16 > 0:32:19# Around the ranch he's kind of slow
0:32:19 > 0:32:21# Looks like any other Joe
0:32:21 > 0:32:24# But you want to see him at the rodeo
0:32:24 > 0:32:26# The man with the big felt hat
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- Who? - # The man with the big felt hat #
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- Who else? - # The man with the big felt hat
0:32:31 > 0:32:34# He always makes you proud
0:32:34 > 0:32:37# Anywhere in any crowd
0:32:37 > 0:32:39# From what I hear he rates...
0:32:39 > 0:32:42# Best darn date in 48 states
0:32:42 > 0:32:44# The man in the big felt hat
0:32:44 > 0:32:46# Oh, the man with the big felt hat
0:32:46 > 0:32:49# Your only competition here
0:32:49 > 0:32:51# Is a cougar track that's fresh and clear
0:32:51 > 0:32:54# He'll get that cat if it takes a year
0:32:54 > 0:32:58- # The man in the big felt hat - The man with the big felt hat. #
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Make a big circle! Hit it, boys!
0:33:05 > 0:33:08# All join hands, circle south
0:33:08 > 0:33:12# Halfway round, turn right back
0:33:12 > 0:33:14# Single file, Indian style
0:33:14 > 0:33:17# Everybody break and swing
0:33:19 > 0:33:21# Face the centre of the ring
0:33:21 > 0:33:25# Clap your hands, clap your knees whoopsadaisy, if you please
0:33:25 > 0:33:27# Swing your partner round and round
0:33:27 > 0:33:32# Indian going down the track Swing them round and come right back... #
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- Uh-oh!- What's the matter?
0:33:35 > 0:33:41- Look at the window.- If it isn't old Smearsy! Why doesn't he come in?
0:33:41 > 0:33:46- He wasn't invited. Probably come to complain.- Are we keeping Redboy up?
0:33:46 > 0:33:50- He's probably got him with him! - Go and ask him in!
0:33:50 > 0:33:53No! I'm having fun. Woohoo!
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Him and his water! Let him stay there.
0:33:57 > 0:34:02- What's all this talk about water? - He doesn't let us have enough.
0:34:02 > 0:34:07- Make him give you more.- He won't, not at any price.- He hates money?
0:34:07 > 0:34:09- No, people.- Ah.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11# Clap your hands, clap your knees... #
0:34:11 > 0:34:14I'm going out there.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Kay! Wait a minute!
0:34:18 > 0:34:22Mr Mears! I didn't know you were out here.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26- Evening.- I needed a breath of air. How's Redboy?
0:34:26 > 0:34:32- Hope he's all right with all this ruckus going on.- Come and join in!
0:34:32 > 0:34:37I didn't come to raise Ned, I came because the noise kept me awake.
0:34:37 > 0:34:44- Why don't you come in and have a good time?- I wasn't asked so I ain't going!- I'm asking you!
0:34:44 > 0:34:49- Todd Johnson's in there.- He hasn't brought his bull. Stay close to me.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Hold it, everybody!
0:34:52 > 0:34:57In the excitement, no-one invited Mr Mears, so I went and got him.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01Glad you came over! Can I get you a drink?
0:35:01 > 0:35:07- We're going to dance.- I don't dance. - Of course you do!
0:35:15 > 0:35:17# I'll swing your girl you swing mine
0:35:18 > 0:35:22# I'll swing my own any old time Oh, golly, ain't that fine
0:35:24 > 0:35:27# Everybody make a ring
0:35:28 > 0:35:30# Clap your hands, slap your knees
0:35:30 > 0:35:31# Boomps-a-daisy if you please
0:35:31 > 0:35:34# Swing that corner girl around... #
0:35:34 > 0:35:36LAUGHTER
0:35:40 > 0:35:43Make a fool of me, will you? I'll show you!
0:35:43 > 0:35:47- I'm terribly sorry. - Why did you make him dance?
0:35:47 > 0:35:52- I was just trying to be helpful. - That's all right, Buckshot.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54He sure looked silly!
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Come on with the music!
0:35:58 > 0:36:00# The man with the big felt hat, oh
0:36:00 > 0:36:02# The man with the big felt hat
0:36:02 > 0:36:03# Engine going down the track
0:36:03 > 0:36:05# Turn around and come right back
0:36:05 > 0:36:06# Clap your hands, clap your knees
0:36:06 > 0:36:07# Boomps-a-daisy, if you please. #
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Some shindig, Buckshot!
0:36:10 > 0:36:15- Only trouble is it broke up too early!- Oh...! Ow...! Stop it!
0:36:15 > 0:36:16# Oh, engine going down the track
0:36:16 > 0:36:18# Turn around and come right back... #
0:36:40 > 0:36:42BANG
0:36:42 > 0:36:44- Ah!- Will you look at that!
0:36:44 > 0:36:49He's the one who ought to get an early start!
0:36:49 > 0:36:54- What do you expect from a guy on his honeymoon?- Going to lay there all day?
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- Look what time it is!- I forgot to set the alarm.- Get your pants on!
0:36:58 > 0:37:03- I tell you, I don't feel so good. Why don't...- Oh, no!
0:37:04 > 0:37:09- Morning, Kay. - Hi, Kay. Swell party last night!
0:37:09 > 0:37:13- We're going on a cougar hunt - I forgot to tell you.- That's dandy!
0:37:13 > 0:37:18- Have fun!- We oughta be home before dark.- Sure!
0:37:18 > 0:37:23- Look out...!- Oh, excuse me.- It's all right.- Move up a little.- I will.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26How you got this thing figured out?
0:37:26 > 0:37:34- I reckon the canyon is our best bet. - Henderson claims that's where he's lying up...
0:37:34 > 0:37:35Darn it.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41- How do you like it?- Boys! - Fix it, fellas.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Don't get up, Kay. We'll fix it in a jiffy.
0:37:47 > 0:37:53- Ah!- You know you oughta get this fixed.- Or sleep on the floor.
0:37:53 > 0:37:59- I'll speak to him about it.- I saw his tracks - sure is a big one!- Who?
0:37:59 > 0:38:04Killed one of Jim's cows yesterday so he can't have moved out yet.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07We gotta get him before he gets our stock. Ow!
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Hi, Porg!
0:38:15 > 0:38:17What's that?
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Dog!
0:38:18 > 0:38:21ALL: What's he for?
0:38:21 > 0:38:26Porgy is an electrician. He fixes radios, fuses and wiring.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30- He's a very handy dog to have around.- An electrician?- Yes.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Kay, you're a card!
0:38:33 > 0:38:36A lifelong ambition!
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Gee!
0:38:38 > 0:38:42- Say, what kind of a mutt is that? - A mutt?
0:38:42 > 0:38:47Are you referring to Charlemaine Chaufleure de la Fontaine Lombria?
0:38:47 > 0:38:50No kidding!
0:38:50 > 0:38:55- OK, fellas, I'm all set.- So long, Kay.- So long. Nice seeing you.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57An electrician!
0:38:57 > 0:39:01- Goodbye.- Bye.- Go back to sleep. - Oh, no, I'm getting up.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05- It's early.- I like to get up early. - Hey!- OK.
0:39:05 > 0:39:10- Goodbye, honey.- Goodbye. Happy hunting.- Back soon as I can.- OK!
0:39:22 > 0:39:27Guess you're right, Tina. She is prettier than Jean and lots of fun.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31- She smells awful good. - They are beautiful watches.
0:39:33 > 0:39:39But is she going to be handy round the ranch? That's what Daddy needs most.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Won't take long to find that out.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Yeah!
0:39:50 > 0:39:52BOTH: Kay!
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Oh!
0:39:54 > 0:39:58- Did we wake you up? - Me? Little old bright eyes?
0:39:58 > 0:40:03- You've got chores to do.- Chores? - Yes, chores.- Oh, chores!
0:40:03 > 0:40:08- Meet you in the barn.- OK. - It's late! Almost five o'clock!
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Five... Oh! And I had to give them watches!
0:40:17 > 0:40:22- Hey, Kay?- What?- We won't ever finish unless you throw more hay than that!
0:40:29 > 0:40:32SHE SCREAMS
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Gosh, Kay! We didn't mean for you to bring it down!
0:40:38 > 0:40:41I like short cuts.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Oh-oh!
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Oh!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57COWS MOO
0:41:05 > 0:41:10- Put your leg right up there.- Grab hold up there.- I know.- That's it.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13- One, two, three... Go!- Oh!
0:41:13 > 0:41:16- Swing the other leg over.- That's it.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Oh... Whoa!
0:41:20 > 0:41:25Now we'll show you how to bring in the cows. Come on!
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Don't go too fast...
0:41:30 > 0:41:33You girls go on ahead. I'll follow.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Ooh!
0:41:40 > 0:41:42COWS MOO
0:41:44 > 0:41:48Hey, Kay! Wait a minute! Wait for us, Kay!
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Whoa...! Whoa...!
0:41:51 > 0:41:54- Don't go so fast!- We can't keep up!
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Oh...! Oh...!
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Pull back!- Whoa...!
0:42:01 > 0:42:06- Hang to the left, Kay! - No, turn it to the right!
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Don't you know how to jump fences?
0:42:12 > 0:42:18I made it, didn't I? It's that fool horse that doesn't know how! Ooh!
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- Oh, no!- Stink them plenty good!
0:42:41 > 0:42:44You...!
0:42:44 > 0:42:46You...! Give me that!
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Get out that dress!
0:42:49 > 0:42:52- You no like 'em?- No, I no like it!
0:42:52 > 0:42:56- Get out of it in a hurry too!- All right.- You get out of my room.- Me go.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00Get your things and get out of this house too!
0:43:00 > 0:43:05- Wait a minute... You take off my slippers!- Don't fit anyway!
0:43:05 > 0:43:10- Don't you ever come back!- All right. Me go!- Don't you ever come back!
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Oh!
0:43:45 > 0:43:48What are you so happy about?
0:43:50 > 0:43:52- Kay?- Can we come in?
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Oh, yes, darlings!
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Come in, darlings.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08- Here.- It's for you.
0:44:09 > 0:44:14- Wh...- It belonged to our real mother. She was awful brave too.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Take it!
0:44:19 > 0:44:23- I can't.- Why not? - Don't you like it?
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Oh, my lambs!
0:44:27 > 0:44:32It's beautiful but I can't take it - not for being brave.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35I was scared every minute and you know it.
0:44:35 > 0:44:42- Sure we do.- Daddy says when you're scared to do something and you do it anyway,
0:44:42 > 0:44:47- then that's really brave. - Yeah, take it.- We want you to.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53May I say, fellow club members,
0:44:53 > 0:44:57this is the proudest moment of my life.
0:44:59 > 0:45:00Kay!
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Oh! Ooh! My back!
0:45:03 > 0:45:07- It's...- Buckshot, where are you? Still in bed?
0:45:07 > 0:45:12- That cougar is bigger than a young heifer.- Let's see!- On the porch.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16I brought the boys home for supper.
0:45:16 > 0:45:20Couldn't I meet them with my clothes ON?
0:45:20 > 0:45:28- Tell Poci to get cooking. We're hungry enough to eat that cougar with her fur on!- OK. Oh, but...
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Poci's... Oh...!
0:45:30 > 0:45:35- Shot him right there.- Daddy, he isn't such a big one!- Is that so?
0:45:35 > 0:45:40- He was tough - it took two shots to get him.- Two shots!- You're slipping!
0:45:40 > 0:45:45- You kids get your chores done?- Not exactly.- Well, you better get at it.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Chris!
0:45:47 > 0:45:49Oh!
0:46:18 > 0:46:21Oh...! Oh, Chris!
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Oh!
0:46:28 > 0:46:31What's the matter, Buckshot?
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Why are you crying, baby?
0:46:34 > 0:46:36- I can't...- You can't what?
0:46:36 > 0:46:39I can't cook a cougar!
0:46:39 > 0:46:41You can't...
0:46:43 > 0:46:48- It's not funny.- Can't you cook a cougar?- I don't think it's funny.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51It's not nice for you to laugh.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56I've got to have someone to help.
0:46:56 > 0:47:00You wouldn't want us to murder each other!
0:47:00 > 0:47:05Next time you catch a cook bathing in your perfume, don't fire her!
0:47:05 > 0:47:09Servants aren't scarce. There just aren't any!
0:47:09 > 0:47:13Julia Craddock may know of someone, Kay!
0:47:13 > 0:47:17Where is Julia? She must be ill not to get to the phone.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20I had to baste my chicken.
0:47:20 > 0:47:26- There's a fella used to cook for... - Kay wouldn't have him! He's been in jail!
0:47:26 > 0:47:34I heard a girl in Barnesville wanted to hire out but she just had an operation.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37She did? Tell me all about it. Was it bad?
0:47:37 > 0:47:39You should've seen the stones.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41You don't say!
0:47:41 > 0:47:44'What doctor did she have?'
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Come on! Put some beef into it!
0:47:47 > 0:47:51How can I when Kay cooks nothing but lumpy farina?
0:47:51 > 0:47:55- She'll learn. - In the meantime, I'll starve.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58- The ice cream puss! - What does he want?
0:47:58 > 0:48:03- That ice cream sure melted fast on his hot neck.- Yeah.
0:48:03 > 0:48:09Howdy, Mr Mears! I was just saying that ice cream sure melted fast... What?
0:48:09 > 0:48:14- Want to sell your place, Hayward? - What gave you that idea?
0:48:14 > 0:48:19- Oh, just thinking!- You might as well quit thinking. It's not for sale.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22- Maybe?- No maybe.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Maybe!
0:48:29 > 0:48:33- Hm!- You can say that again, partner!
0:48:33 > 0:48:38Come on. Let's take it round the corner. Here, you staple it.
0:48:41 > 0:48:44Wait till I get it stretched!
0:48:45 > 0:48:47SCREAMS
0:48:47 > 0:48:49Come on!
0:48:56 > 0:49:00- The stove's on fire. - It's just that damper again.
0:49:00 > 0:49:04It closes up by itself every once in a while.
0:49:04 > 0:49:09- Just give it a couple of whacks.- Oh. - It's drawing better already.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Help! Help!
0:49:11 > 0:49:13Now what's the matter?
0:49:15 > 0:49:17What are you doing there?
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Chris...!
0:49:26 > 0:49:31- It's easy! Just like playing golf - head down and eye on the bucket. - Yes.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33COW MOOS
0:49:33 > 0:49:37Sorry, Daisy. I forgot to get a manicure.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39She's empty. You can let go now.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42- Gosh...- You're a veteran.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Yeah, but of which war?
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Here.
0:49:51 > 0:49:56- What was my timing on that bucket? - Well, you filled it.- Thanks to you.
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Oh, Jean, there's so much to learn.
0:49:59 > 0:50:03- Bronco busting, butchering and water divining...- Wait a minute!
0:50:03 > 0:50:08Well, am I a rancher's wife or not? Chris needs a fair hand -
0:50:08 > 0:50:13- not some wife who's going to sit by the fireside...- Chris needs YOU.
0:50:13 > 0:50:18Every time I get bogged down, you come along with a well-timed remark.
0:50:18 > 0:50:23- Chris was a fool not to marry you. - A guy has to be in love with a gal.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27Ah, why haven't you put poison in my soup?
0:50:27 > 0:50:32Don't think I wasn't tempted till I'd known you about five minutes.
0:50:32 > 0:50:36Let's see you cut out your horse. Nice big loop...! Open!
0:50:38 > 0:50:40Take it easy!
0:50:41 > 0:50:43HORSES WHINNY
0:50:43 > 0:50:46Good girl! Right on the nose!
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Hey!
0:50:53 > 0:50:55What happened?
0:50:55 > 0:51:00- You forgot one small detail - to let go of the rope!- Oh, no!
0:51:25 > 0:51:27Pot roast.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Fish, soup...
0:51:40 > 0:51:43Once you find your guy!
0:51:49 > 0:51:54Who would have thought four months around here would do that to you?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Or me either?
0:51:56 > 0:51:58DOG BARKS
0:51:58 > 0:52:00What do you want?
0:52:02 > 0:52:05What do you want?
0:52:12 > 0:52:14No...
0:52:18 > 0:52:23Nobody can say there's a caste system on this ranch anyway.
0:52:23 > 0:52:26I hope you can support them.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28Oh, my biscuits!
0:52:45 > 0:52:47What did I do wrong?
0:52:47 > 0:52:50This book can't be right!
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Oh...! Oh...!
0:52:55 > 0:52:57Oh, my wash!
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Dandy!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37What a place! Dust and dirt and heat!
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Oh!
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Oh, no, you don't!
0:54:08 > 0:54:10Ooh!
0:54:19 > 0:54:21No!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28BANGING
0:54:39 > 0:54:41Close the door!
0:54:44 > 0:54:49- Jed...!- Yes!- Give me a hand!
0:54:49 > 0:54:52Here, help me... Oh, grab that window!
0:54:52 > 0:54:57- Can't you even say hello?- Don't tell me you got blown here from New York?
0:54:57 > 0:55:02- That's right now grab this one. - I hope the roof is nailed on tight.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04- Ow!- Oh... Oh, I'm sorry.
0:55:07 > 0:55:11Baby, you look like a bad review come to life.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13Oh... Oh, Jed!
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Oh, I am glad to see you.
0:55:20 > 0:55:27Well! The guy who thought he'd get scalped if he travelled west of Times Square!
0:55:28 > 0:55:32- All is forgiven? - That's what you think!
0:55:33 > 0:55:39- Don't tell me you came here to get a laugh?- I came to take you back.
0:55:39 > 0:55:43- What?- To take you back. How soon can you pack?
0:55:43 > 0:55:48- Hey!- Don't get me wrong. We were in business together too.- I remember.
0:55:48 > 0:55:53That guy I teamed up with didn't work out. The score stinks!
0:55:53 > 0:55:58- None of that Kay Kingsley sparkle! - Mm.- The show will die on its feet.
0:55:58 > 0:56:02Oh, Jed! Ha-ha! You're confusing me with some other chick!
0:56:02 > 0:56:06Mrs Chris Hayward! I already have a job.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08What a job!
0:56:08 > 0:56:11- And what does it pay you?- Ooh!
0:56:13 > 0:56:18- Nothing you can see. - Don't they use money here?
0:56:18 > 0:56:25- With what you'd make in this new show, you could buy cattle with gold rings in their noses.- Who wants...?
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Water...
0:56:29 > 0:56:31What was that? Water?
0:56:31 > 0:56:36- It could buy us a place with plenty of water.- You haven't got water?
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Not enough for what we're planning.
0:56:40 > 0:56:44I could buy us a place running over with it.
0:56:44 > 0:56:49A few weeks work in New York and they could be guzzling champagne.
0:56:57 > 0:57:02- I'd only take a few weeks?- Might be able to knock it off in less.
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Yeah.
0:57:05 > 0:57:10I think Chris would understand. He wouldn't worry.
0:57:11 > 0:57:13New York's out my system.
0:57:27 > 0:57:32- Daddy!- Daddy!- Haven't got time to talk, kids. Bring that iron.
0:57:32 > 0:57:37- What'll we do? - Better get back and watch them.
0:57:37 > 0:57:42Well, think it over, Kay. I'll be at the Juniper Junction Hotel.
0:57:42 > 0:57:46You wait right here. You have to help me tell Chris.
0:57:46 > 0:57:51No, you don't need me! You can handle it much better by yourself.
0:57:53 > 0:57:59- OK. I'll telephone as soon as I've broken the news. - Now you're being practical.
0:58:02 > 0:58:06- It's better than it was. - Bye!- Goodbye.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10New York...
0:58:11 > 0:58:14I don't think Chris would object.
0:58:14 > 0:58:17He could get that Mears off his neck.
0:58:19 > 0:58:24- Gee, Kay, we don't want to go to bed.- We want to see Daddy.
0:58:24 > 0:58:30You can see him in the morning. You both look tired and Daddy might be late.
0:58:30 > 0:58:35You know how it is when the boys get together on male enterprises.
0:58:35 > 0:58:38Work, they call it.
0:58:38 > 0:58:43Get undressed. Hurry up. I'll come back and kiss you good night.
0:58:44 > 0:58:46Shoot!
0:58:49 > 0:58:51Aw, gee!
0:58:53 > 0:58:55TOY PIANO TINGS
0:59:27 > 0:59:30Chris... Are you all right?
0:59:30 > 0:59:34Yeah, I'm all right. I'm just tired, that's all.
0:59:47 > 0:59:49Chris, you're hurt!
0:59:49 > 0:59:52No, I just butchered a beef.
1:00:03 > 1:00:05Thanks.
1:00:15 > 1:00:19- And I thought you were having fun! - Fun?
1:00:21 > 1:00:23Sort of a private rodeo.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29Darling, you ARE tired.
1:00:29 > 1:00:31Terribly tired.
1:00:33 > 1:00:37- You look such a mess! - Yeah. I guess I am.
1:00:39 > 1:00:43But it never used to get you like this in New York - all the riding.
1:00:43 > 1:00:48The silk shirts, the prize money and the folks cheering!
1:00:48 > 1:00:53That was the cream, baby. Today was the bread and butter.
1:00:53 > 1:00:57- Continuous performance and no rest between shows.- Oh, darling.
1:00:57 > 1:01:01Don't look so big-eyed. I'm just plain tired.
1:01:01 > 1:01:06Any rancher worth their salt gets this way once in a while.
1:01:06 > 1:01:10- Get cleaned up. - Just let me sit here a minute.
1:01:10 > 1:01:15Get a nice hot bath and some food and you'll be good as new.
1:01:15 > 1:01:17Hurry up.
1:01:19 > 1:01:22You know something, Buckshot?
1:01:22 > 1:01:26The house used to be dark when I'd get home.
1:01:26 > 1:01:32On nights like this, I'd fall into bed with my clothes on, belly empty.
1:01:32 > 1:01:35But now... Well, you're really something.
1:01:35 > 1:01:38I'm living now.
1:01:39 > 1:01:42Boy, I'm really living.
1:02:04 > 1:02:06RINGING
1:02:09 > 1:02:12Give me the hotel.
1:02:12 > 1:02:16- Did Kay tell this Jed fellow...? - She didn't say she wouldn't.
1:02:16 > 1:02:19You'll ask Kay not to go, won't you?
1:02:19 > 1:02:22She won't if you say not to.
1:02:22 > 1:02:27Well, sprouts, that's kind of up to Kay to decide for herself.
1:02:27 > 1:02:30We've got enough to answer for already.
1:02:30 > 1:02:33You see, it's like we caught a lark
1:02:33 > 1:02:38and tried to make a barn swallow out of it.
1:02:38 > 1:02:41But I don't want Kay to go, Daddy.
1:02:41 > 1:02:45- What'll we do without her?- My guess is you'd never wash your ears!
1:02:48 > 1:02:53If you think I'm going to give you a break like that, you're crazy.
1:02:53 > 1:02:55Kay...
1:02:55 > 1:02:57Oh, Chris...
1:02:58 > 1:03:01Don't do that to me again, baby.
1:03:01 > 1:03:03Hello! Hello!
1:03:03 > 1:03:06Is this still you - that Jed person?
1:03:06 > 1:03:09Kay gave you her answer.
1:03:09 > 1:03:12So I'm saying to you, just scat!
1:03:12 > 1:03:15- The idea! - Some tar and feathers!
1:03:15 > 1:03:17Ride out of town!
1:03:17 > 1:03:20My man would help but his back's hurting again.
1:03:20 > 1:03:22It is?
1:03:22 > 1:03:24'It's like that rheumatism I had...'
1:03:28 > 1:03:31COWS MOO
1:03:40 > 1:03:43You'll do, cowboy!
1:03:43 > 1:03:45You're pretty great yourself!
1:03:45 > 1:03:51- I'm going to town.- Get me underwear. The size is...- Oh, I know the size.
1:03:51 > 1:03:53Chris!
1:03:57 > 1:04:02- What's up?- We're in trouble. Fern Springs is as dry as a bone.- Dry?
1:04:02 > 1:04:09- There ain't any!- That can't be! - That's what I said but you'll get the surprise of your life!
1:04:14 > 1:04:18Ain't enough to whet a jay bird's whistle.
1:04:18 > 1:04:23If Mears doesn't give me more, I'm finished. He's going to listen.
1:04:23 > 1:04:30Take your shooting iron. Men hear better when you plug their ear with a 45.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34He said, "You'll do, cowboy!"
1:04:34 > 1:04:38Coming from him, that can only mean at last he thinks I'm a fair hand!
1:04:38 > 1:04:44- Thanks to you!- How I learned to be a ranch woman in six easy lessons.
1:04:44 > 1:04:47You mean 60 not-so-easy lessons!
1:04:47 > 1:04:49And 60 bottles of liniment!
1:04:51 > 1:04:53Oh-oh! Laughing boy!
1:04:58 > 1:05:00Thank you, Mrs Jones.
1:05:00 > 1:05:05- Howdy, Mr Mears! What can I do for you?- Haulage.- Mm-hm, haulage.
1:05:05 > 1:05:11- How's Redboy? - He's been fidgety like that time he ran off to the hills.
1:05:11 > 1:05:16- Might be diet. This elixir...- I'm getting Doc Hendy. I'll take this.
1:05:16 > 1:05:19The Doc's good...
1:05:19 > 1:05:21BANGING AND SHOUTING
1:05:27 > 1:05:30Hello, partner!
1:05:31 > 1:05:33Agh!
1:05:33 > 1:05:38Hi, old hammer! What's cooking home on the range?
1:05:38 > 1:05:42- Are they your brats? - Ain't they something?
1:05:42 > 1:05:49- They've been like that for days! - It's like they were born to the big open spaces.
1:05:49 > 1:05:54- Maybe you can give us information, partner.- Get it from somebody else.
1:05:54 > 1:05:59- Who's paying for this damage?- These fellas are as friendly as a bobcat!
1:05:59 > 1:06:02Will 100 take care of it?
1:06:02 > 1:06:06- What do you want?- We're aiming for Payton Briggs' place.
1:06:06 > 1:06:10- The Dude ranch! - Well, it's 14 miles east...
1:06:10 > 1:06:13Payton Briggs...
1:06:13 > 1:06:17..then it's about a look and a half straight ahead.
1:06:17 > 1:06:20Clear as a prairie dog's eye!
1:06:20 > 1:06:23Jean, don't let Mears get away.
1:06:23 > 1:06:26I'll be right back.
1:06:27 > 1:06:30Well, so long, old-timer!
1:06:30 > 1:06:34Come on, cow hands! Time to hit the trail!
1:06:35 > 1:06:38KIDS SHOOTING DROWNS SPEECH
1:06:41 > 1:06:46Mr Mears! I couldn't help hearing how fidgety Redboy's been.
1:06:46 > 1:06:50I had the same trouble with one of my best milkers.
1:06:50 > 1:06:54- I put sulphur molasses... - I'll try it sometime.
1:06:54 > 1:06:59It's important you get the right mixture - it's two parts molasses...
1:06:59 > 1:07:03- Oh, Jean!- Kay!- I'm glad I found you. Hello, Mr Mears.
1:07:03 > 1:07:08- What do you think?- What?- Those Dudes want to buy our ranch!- No!
1:07:08 > 1:07:12- They're friends of Payton Briggs! - Will you sell?
1:07:12 > 1:07:17It's as big as it can be and it's what they want!
1:07:17 > 1:07:22- Now hold on, Mrs Hayward! I offered to buy your place!- I know you did.
1:07:22 > 1:07:27But Dudes pay awfully good money. Really, much more than it's worth!
1:07:27 > 1:07:31- You wouldn't sell to them?- What can we do if we can't get more water?
1:07:31 > 1:07:36They're the nicest people - not old stick-in-the-muds like us.
1:07:36 > 1:07:40They'll whoop it up from dusk to dawn - you'll start living!
1:07:40 > 1:07:47- I ain't going to have them Dudes out there!- Then you'll have to take your choice!
1:07:47 > 1:07:50It's Dudes for you or water for us!
1:07:51 > 1:07:53All right! Water!
1:07:53 > 1:07:57They'll be disappointed... All right!
1:07:57 > 1:08:00- You heard him?- Yes.
1:08:02 > 1:08:07- I want to talk to you!- Chris...- Stay out of this. Now, I'm telling you!
1:08:07 > 1:08:12- I need water and I aim to get it! - Not till Friday!- This is between us.
1:08:12 > 1:08:15It's not about personal... What did you say?
1:08:15 > 1:08:21I said it won't be till Friday. I'll bring the papers over to you, then.
1:08:21 > 1:08:26- You mean we get the water?- Starting Friday! I know when I'm licked.
1:08:26 > 1:08:30Well... That's the way to handle that character!
1:08:30 > 1:08:35- Wasn't Chris wonderful?- Sure.- I didn't think it would be that easy!
1:08:35 > 1:08:38- Do you mind if I ride home with Chris?- No.
1:08:38 > 1:08:43- I can hardly wait to tell the cows! - See you later, Jean.- Bye!
1:08:45 > 1:08:52- I don't get it! All I said was, "Mears, I want to talk to you!" - I know.
1:08:52 > 1:08:57- I told you to stay out.- You did. - Did I hurt your feelings?- No!
1:08:57 > 1:09:02The chips were down... I still don't see why he gave in so easily!
1:09:02 > 1:09:07Well, you had him backed against the wall! You were so dynamic!
1:09:09 > 1:09:10Yeah!
1:09:15 > 1:09:20Well, it's still ours, Buckshot! We came close to giving it all up!
1:09:20 > 1:09:25- What?- Fern Spring dried up on us - our main source of water.
1:09:25 > 1:09:27Chris! I didn't know that!
1:09:27 > 1:09:30What if I hadn't sp...
1:09:30 > 1:09:36- What if he hadn't given in? - We couldn't get by on what he gives us now.
1:09:36 > 1:09:44I don't know what we'd have done - Cougar Ranch might not be the best in the world,
1:09:44 > 1:09:49but when you've built a place from scratch, you get a feeling about it.
1:09:49 > 1:09:52I've always kind of felt it was alive.
1:09:52 > 1:09:57Not just dirt and rock and scrub - like someone who hasn't had a break.
1:09:57 > 1:10:01I sound like a real estate salesman.
1:10:01 > 1:10:03You sold me, mister!
1:10:03 > 1:10:06Anyway, we're on our way now!
1:10:06 > 1:10:10If we get the water we need, we'll buy cattle till these barns bulge.
1:10:10 > 1:10:15- We'll own half the state! Well, a quarter.- And we'll buy bulls...
1:10:15 > 1:10:20We'll buy bulls that'll out-bull Mears' bull.
1:10:20 > 1:10:24- Bride of the cattle king!- How about declaring a royal holiday?
1:10:24 > 1:10:29- Let's go deer hunting with the boys. - Sure. But I promised the kids...
1:10:29 > 1:10:32Oh, I saw Poci. She wants to come back.
1:10:32 > 1:10:37- She...- Of course, if you don't want her...- Oh, Chris!
1:10:37 > 1:10:41Tell her she can wear what she wants and perfume...
1:10:41 > 1:10:46- I'll run her a tub full of perfume. - Perfume nothing!
1:10:47 > 1:10:52You can fill it up with water now. You've never been on a hunting trip.
1:10:52 > 1:10:57- You'll have fun even if you don't know about shotguns.- My aim's good.
1:10:57 > 1:11:00Pretty good. Mine too.
1:11:00 > 1:11:02Chris!
1:11:08 > 1:11:13What time do we have to get up to start after these deer, dear?
1:11:13 > 1:11:16- We get up around four.- Oh.
1:11:16 > 1:11:18Well...
1:11:20 > 1:11:25I don't know about the rest of you but I think I'll just hit the sack.
1:11:25 > 1:11:28- Good night, Kay.- Good night.
1:11:32 > 1:11:36Yeah... Four o'clock does come kind of early.
1:12:08 > 1:12:12"Be back. Have breakfast ready for the gang."
1:12:16 > 1:12:18What a dirty trick!
1:12:27 > 1:12:31"How would you like to go on a hunting trip?"
1:12:32 > 1:12:36"Never camped out overnight, have you, Buckshot?
1:12:36 > 1:12:39"You'll just love it!"
1:12:41 > 1:12:45They brought me along to cook their breakfast!
1:12:45 > 1:12:48"We'll have a royal holiday!"
1:12:50 > 1:12:52OK, boys...
1:12:52 > 1:12:55I'll give you a royal breakfast!
1:12:55 > 1:12:58First we'll have some coffee.
1:12:58 > 1:13:01Boil the water...
1:13:01 > 1:13:03A lot of coffee...
1:13:03 > 1:13:05Egg shells...
1:13:09 > 1:13:11For your back teeth...
1:13:11 > 1:13:14GROWL
1:13:17 > 1:13:19GROWL
1:13:19 > 1:13:21Chris!
1:13:35 > 1:13:39It's a cougar! That's what it is - a cougar!
1:13:39 > 1:13:42What'll I do?
1:13:42 > 1:13:44GROWL
1:14:11 > 1:14:13Oh, Chris!
1:14:15 > 1:14:20- What's the matter, Buckshot? - I got him!- You got what?
1:14:20 > 1:14:25- He was hiding. I snuck...- Give me that!- I...- What you talking about?
1:14:25 > 1:14:31A cougar! A cougar tried to kill me! I shot him! He's in the bushes.
1:14:31 > 1:14:35- This I gotta see!- You thought I didn't know about guns!
1:14:35 > 1:14:37He's right over here.
1:14:37 > 1:14:42- I can't look.- What did he do? Just walk in the camp...
1:14:42 > 1:14:45- Kay!- Is he still alive?
1:14:47 > 1:14:49Redboy!
1:15:08 > 1:15:12- No soap?- No soap. No water rights. No nothing.
1:15:12 > 1:15:17From him, that is - from us, Cougar Rock Ranch to heal his aching heart.
1:15:17 > 1:15:22- Why did you have to marry such a dope?- Forget it. We'll make out.
1:15:25 > 1:15:30- I've wrecked everything.- This isn't the only ranch. So we lose it!
1:15:30 > 1:15:35I'll do the rodeo circuit and we'll get another place - a better one.
1:15:35 > 1:15:41- I'll see Tom Ridley and enter the round-up next month.- Oh, Chris!
1:15:41 > 1:15:46- Why don't you cuss me out or give me a poke in the nose?- Don't worry.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49Anybody can have a hunting accident.
1:15:49 > 1:15:51Chris...
1:15:51 > 1:15:54- When Jed was here, he said... - I know.
1:15:54 > 1:15:59- Thanks for letting me think I was a big shot!- What?
1:15:59 > 1:16:04With Mears, it came out that we were going to sell the place to Dudes.
1:16:04 > 1:16:09- I was only trying...- I know. But like you said, I sure was dynamic.
1:16:09 > 1:16:11I'm sorry.
1:16:13 > 1:16:18- I won't let that old buzzard pick your bones.- How you going to stop him?
1:16:18 > 1:16:22By going to New York to do that show.
1:16:22 > 1:16:25Get this through your head, Kay.
1:16:25 > 1:16:29- Ranching is my business. Keep out of it.- Keep out?
1:16:29 > 1:16:34- You wouldn't have let me fool Mears but we got the water rights!- Yeah!
1:16:34 > 1:16:39- Till you shot Redboy. - So you are holding it against me!
1:16:39 > 1:16:45- "Anyone can have an accident," he says.- I don't hold it against you.
1:16:45 > 1:16:50- Of course, you could have looked. - Oh, fine! Now it begins to come out.
1:16:50 > 1:16:54- Well... I meant...- Don't shout. - I'm not shouting.
1:16:54 > 1:16:59- I'm trying...- It's nothing money can't fix so why can't I pay?- No!
1:16:59 > 1:17:04- You're so stubborn! Why can't you be practical?- Look who's talking!
1:17:04 > 1:17:09- I'll go to New York and I'll buy... - You won't buy me anything.
1:17:09 > 1:17:14Am I supposed to go around the rest of my life in sackcloth and ashes?
1:17:14 > 1:17:17I'll go and nobody's going to stop me!
1:17:17 > 1:17:20You're trying to pick a fight.
1:17:20 > 1:17:24Trying? This IS a fight! Our first and last.
1:17:24 > 1:17:29- If that's the way you feel, go and stay there!- I will!
1:17:29 > 1:17:31All right!
1:17:31 > 1:17:36Congratulations! You're sliding out just when things are getting tough!
1:17:49 > 1:17:51RINGING
1:17:55 > 1:17:58Hello...! Oh, hello, Kay! How are you?
1:17:59 > 1:18:02What...? ..Oh, yeah, but...
1:18:03 > 1:18:05Why?
1:18:07 > 1:18:14- Do you think that's the thing to do? - It's the thing I'm going to do... TODAY!
1:18:19 > 1:18:21- Hi, Daddy!- I had an excellent day!
1:18:21 > 1:18:24Good.
1:18:26 > 1:18:33- What's the matter?- You look mad. - Like when the coyote raided the chickens.- Who are you mad at?
1:18:33 > 1:18:38- Daddy?- You're going to find out so I may as well tell you -
1:18:38 > 1:18:40- Kay's leaving.- Leaving?- For where?
1:18:40 > 1:18:45- Back to New York. - She'll come back?- I don't know.
1:18:45 > 1:18:49- Did something happen?- Things just didn't work out as we planned.
1:18:49 > 1:18:54- Did she want to leave?- And what are you going to do without her, Daddy?
1:18:54 > 1:18:57I'm going to Tom Ridley's.
1:18:57 > 1:19:01- Are you going rodeo riding again? - Yeah.- But Daddy!
1:19:01 > 1:19:09- Golly! Maybe he doesn't love Kay any more.- Said he fell in love with her like that.
1:19:09 > 1:19:12Maybe he fell out of love like that too!
1:19:21 > 1:19:27- Hello, angels.- Oh, Kay, you can't leave! We love you.- You belong here.
1:19:30 > 1:19:35No, I don't. That's just it. I'm, what you call, out of my element!
1:19:35 > 1:19:37What does that mean?
1:19:37 > 1:19:42- It's kind of like a fish out of water.- Did Daddy call you that?- No.
1:19:44 > 1:19:48I want you both to try and understand.
1:19:48 > 1:19:53Sometimes things that seem terrible turn out to be best for everybody.
1:19:53 > 1:19:57Like medicine - bad tasting medicine.
1:19:57 > 1:20:04- I don't mind taking medicine, Kay. Even bad tasting medicine. - Me neither.
1:20:05 > 1:20:07Hi, Kay.
1:20:07 > 1:20:10Hi, Orvie.
1:20:13 > 1:20:19- What's it about?- I'm leaving.- Chris told me to take you to the station.
1:20:19 > 1:20:21But I ain't going to do no such thing.
1:20:21 > 1:20:26- I want you to put my bags in the car.- Now, Kay, listen to me!
1:20:26 > 1:20:31You're acting like my second wife, Mary-Bell... I mean Ellie-May!
1:20:31 > 1:20:36She pulled the same stunt. Each time we had a hassle, she got to packing.
1:20:36 > 1:20:41She pulled it just once too often and I let her go!
1:20:41 > 1:20:44I ain't seen hide nor hair of her since.
1:20:44 > 1:20:49- That's what'll happen to you. Get out of them duds...- This is ready.
1:20:49 > 1:20:54- So is that one...- Kay, you're not... - I'm in a hurry!- Ooh...!
1:20:54 > 1:20:56All right!
1:20:56 > 1:20:59A man never saw someone as....
1:21:16 > 1:21:18DOG BARKING
1:21:26 > 1:21:29Get in, boy! Get in! Come on!
1:21:29 > 1:21:32Get in! Up!
1:21:32 > 1:21:34DOG WHINES
1:21:41 > 1:21:43Let's go.
1:21:51 > 1:21:56I guess I ain't no better a matchmaker than I was a husband.
1:21:56 > 1:21:59I'd say it's a photo finish!
1:22:33 > 1:22:35SHE HUMS
1:22:36 > 1:22:40# La, la, la, la, la... #
1:22:40 > 1:22:43Jed, listen to this.
1:22:43 > 1:22:46Jed! Listen to this.
1:22:48 > 1:22:54# Funny what a tune can do to you
1:22:54 > 1:22:59# Underneath the western sky
1:22:59 > 1:23:03# When your love's a buckaroo
1:23:03 > 1:23:05Buckaroo!
1:23:05 > 1:23:07# Sings a sage brush... #
1:23:07 > 1:23:10Buckaroos again! You wake me for that?
1:23:10 > 1:23:15It's supposed to be a sophisticated musical reeking of Manhattan!
1:23:15 > 1:23:20- Broadway, Harlem...- I suppose that's new stuff!- It's your stuff, Kay!
1:23:20 > 1:23:28They don't want western skies over Wyoming - they want stormy weather over Staten Island!
1:23:28 > 1:23:32Where is that something that could sell a million copies?
1:23:32 > 1:23:36I don't know, Jed. Maybe I left it somewhere.
1:23:36 > 1:23:40I hear nothing but howling coyotes and jingling spurs!
1:23:40 > 1:23:43I hear them in my sleep...
1:23:43 > 1:23:47- JINGLING I think I hear them now.- I do too.
1:23:47 > 1:23:51DOG WHINES It's even getting Porgy!
1:23:54 > 1:23:56Jed, we aren't hearing things.
1:23:58 > 1:24:00Kay! Kay!
1:24:02 > 1:24:04What are you doing? Put me down!
1:24:04 > 1:24:09- I toted him to you once before but this is the last time.- Put me down.
1:24:09 > 1:24:12Hello, Buckshot.
1:24:12 > 1:24:17If he can't come here himself, maybe you better take him out again.
1:24:17 > 1:24:19Wait a minute! Speak your piece!
1:24:19 > 1:24:22Kay, I... Put me down first!
1:24:25 > 1:24:29Kay... I'm sorry I was so stubborn about everything...
1:24:29 > 1:24:34- She's gotta come back.- You're no good without her.- That's a fact.
1:24:34 > 1:24:37I can't keep my mind on anything.
1:24:37 > 1:24:44- He's been bucked off from Pendleton to Madison Square Gardens! - That's right!
1:24:44 > 1:24:46That's why I'm limping.
1:24:52 > 1:24:57- I've been having the same trouble with my music. Oh, Chris!- Whoopee!
1:24:57 > 1:25:02- You've got to finish that score! - Would you like a punch in the nose?
1:25:02 > 1:25:05Oh, Chris...
1:25:11 > 1:25:15Orv! Do you think you can tote all of us?
1:25:18 > 1:25:21Just stay bunched up and let's go!
1:25:21 > 1:25:24Porgy, you'll have to walk!