Once upon a Honeymoon

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0:01:29 > 0:01:31Hello? Hello?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Who?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Just a minute.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Madam... Madam...- Yes, Elsa?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Telephone.- Is it the fitter? - No, madam.

0:01:53 > 0:01:59- Didn't I say...?- But, madam, this is a long-distance call from the United States.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Mr, er...

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Mr Brooklyn and...Mr B-Bronx.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oh, yes, Elsa.

0:02:08 > 0:02:14- I've been expecting this call. Would you mind leaving the room? - Yes.- Quickly.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hello? Yes, Operator.

0:02:21 > 0:02:28This is Katherine Butt-Smith speaking. I've been waiting for this call. Please put it through.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Thank you.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Hello?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Hello, Momma!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Katie O'Hara! What's come over you spending your money like this?

0:02:40 > 0:02:47I could buy myself a washing machine with what this is costing you - but what's troubling you, darling?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'm going to be married, Momma.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Gee! I wish you were here!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I always imagined you'd be at my wedding, Momma!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Is this a hasty marriage, Katie?

0:03:01 > 0:03:08Well, he comes from a long line of wealthy Austrian people, Momma, and they're all dead.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12He's the sole heir.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Is he good enough for me? He's a baron.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I'll be a baroness, Momma.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23I can't understand you wanting to be a baroness.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28I knew them highfalutin books you read would do you no good!

0:03:29 > 0:03:33You was doing so well in burlesque. You were queen of them all.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Be a baroness if you will,

0:03:36 > 0:03:43but I hope I can always say with pride, "There goes the daughter of Flannel Pants O'Hara!"

0:03:43 > 0:03:46All right, Momma.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Goodbye, Momma.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:04:03 > 0:04:06They're going to connect me.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08PHONE RINGS

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hello?

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Hello? Where have you been? Madam is waiting for you!

0:04:15 > 0:04:21We've been calling! The lady cannot get dressed until she sees you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:29- Pardon me. I want to speak to...- The fitter, I know. Hold the wire now.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Don't you get off that wire.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I've tried three times already!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Just a second. Don't you go away! Madam?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Yes, Elsa?- I have the fitter.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Where?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- On the telephone. - Elsa, he should be here,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52not on the telephone.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54But he's there.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58You just don't order clothes the way you do groceries.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hello? What's delayed you so long?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Miss Butt-Smith?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08This is Miss BUTT-Smith speaking!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Pardon me, Miss Butt-Smith.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13This is the American Embassy.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'm afraid there's been a mistake.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19The man isn't even a fitter!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, how stupid of me!

0:05:21 > 0:05:25And I asked him to come and dress you!

0:05:26 > 0:05:30How stupid! I said he should come right over!

0:05:30 > 0:05:36- Is it something I should attend to? - It's about your marriage to an Austrian baron, Miss B...Butt-Smith.

0:05:36 > 0:05:43- In an international alliance, there are many technicalities.- Are you the ambassador?- No. I'm Mr O'Toole

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- of the Foreign Marriage Department. - Oh...

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Have you considered the matter of your American citizenship?

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- We'd be glad to send someone over to discuss it with you.- Well...

0:05:57 > 0:06:01If you give me your number, I'll phone you back.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03R661382.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06R661382?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Very well.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- She thought I was a fitter!- Yeah? What's she going to do now?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Call me back.- Uh-huh? You're dead!

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Why?- We've tried every way in the book to interview her.

0:06:22 > 0:06:29- She is tough - and she's our only chance to pin anything on the baron! - Is that why you dragged me here?

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I'm in Europe as a news commentator, not a legman!

0:06:33 > 0:06:38- I broadcast. I'm through snooping for stories.- This one is big enough!

0:06:38 > 0:06:44You show up Baron von Luber as Hitler's undercover man, they'll give you a broadcasting station.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Is he that important? - He passes as an Austrian patriot,

0:06:48 > 0:06:53but he's Hitler's personal fingerman! I'm sure of it, Pat!

0:06:53 > 0:06:57I've been trying to pin it on him for two years, but no dice.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59PHONE RINGS

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Excuse me, it'll be Miss Butt-Smith. Hello?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Is this the American Embassy? HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Yes.- I should like to talk to a Mr O'Toole, please.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17- What about?- It's about my fiancee. This is Baron von Luber speaking.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's the baron.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Well, how do you do, Baron? I take it Miss Butt-Smith...

0:07:23 > 0:07:27You're unduly concerned about my future wife's status, Mr O'Toole.

0:07:27 > 0:07:34According to United States law, a woman who marries a foreigner retains her American citizenship,

0:07:34 > 0:07:37unless she renounces it. Am I right?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Well, yes, of course... but, you see...

0:07:40 > 0:07:47Also, Mr O'Toole, it is dangerous for newspapermen to represent themselves as diplomats.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Am I correct? HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Well, I'll admit it was a little clumsy, Baron.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57All we wanted was a story.

0:07:57 > 0:08:03Mr O'Toole, how long does your visa permit you to remain in Austria?

0:08:03 > 0:08:08- For some time! Why?- Well, I hope your stay here will be pleasant.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Mmm!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Boy! The baron's tough!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

0:08:20 > 0:08:25- He intrigues me.- I thought he would. You going to work on him?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Yeah, I am.- You got an angle? - Yeah. I have an angle.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Herr Schneider! SHE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:08:36 > 0:08:42HE SPEAKS GERMAN Here is the fitter - at last.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Danke schoen.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Guten morgen.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh...

0:08:59 > 0:09:01This is frightfully annoying!

0:09:01 > 0:09:06- Maurice said he was sending someone who spoke English.- Maurice said...?

0:09:06 > 0:09:12- Je suis l'homme.- Uh?- I am the man. - Then, you do speak a little English?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, but certainement.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17You are an American girl?

0:09:17 > 0:09:23- Yes. Well, shall we get started? - Excuse me?

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- I said shall we get started? - Ah, oui! Yes.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45There.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50Ah! Mademoiselle buys most of her wardrobe in New York, n'est-ce pas?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54New York? I can't bear New York! I'm a Philadelphia girl.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57From an old Philadelphia family.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Er...you need your clothes for your honeymoon, mademoiselle?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yes.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Merci.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Mademoiselle will be married very soon, hmm?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Yes.- Really?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Ah... Yes.

0:10:33 > 0:10:39- Might I ask mademoiselle if she will be leaving directly after the ceremony.- Well...

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Yes.- Ah.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48You, er... Might I ask where you'll be going?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- But why?- Oh, well...

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I must know because of the clothes.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59I do not know what the weather will be - hot or cold.

0:10:59 > 0:11:07Well, the baron makes all those decisions. I must have clothes of all types. Might we get on a bit?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09What?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, pardon... Pardon.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20I cannot get it like this...

0:11:25 > 0:11:27What does it say?

0:11:27 > 0:11:31I can tell you it's 24! It's been 24 for a long time.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Lucky girl!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44So sorry...but I got it! I got it!

0:11:44 > 0:11:4758, n'est-ce pas?

0:11:47 > 0:11:4858?!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- What?- Centimetres.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54It's for the riding habit, the flair.

0:11:54 > 0:12:00No riding habit! It's OUR honeymoon! We're not taking the horses!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Well, it would be a little crowded.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Would you mind hurrying? This is getting ridiculous!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10SHE GIGGLES

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Mademoiselle is ticklish, n'est-ce pas?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Don't worry, mademoiselle.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20- Some of my best customers...- Please! - Relax, relax.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Yes, yes...

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- See here, my man!- Where?

0:12:38 > 0:12:43- Here.- Ah, yes, yes. It's been doing that lately.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Ever since the duchess.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49You see? It has a kink in it. That duchess!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52GERMAN ON RADIO

0:12:54 > 0:12:57This is important.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00But we're not finished.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Yes, but I'm afraid Austria is.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09- There is a new Austrian premier. Seyss-Inquart.- Seyss-Inquart?

0:13:09 > 0:13:13He is saying that Austria has decided to go with the Reich...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16without even a vote from the people.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19My fiance is terribly fond of him.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Ah?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Your future husband is a Nazi?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28A Nazi? Oh, dear me, no!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30He hates Hitler!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- He hates Hitler, he likes this fellow?- Oh, yes.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38This fellow is giving away his country without asking his people.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44SHE TUTS

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Can't we have some music?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oui.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- WALTZ ON RADIO - That's what I adore about Vienna.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58KNOCKING

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Elsa...- No.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:14:03 > 0:14:07HE REPLIES IN BAD GERMAN

0:14:07 > 0:14:09KNOCKING

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- But who was it?- Oh, a little man. He's selling insurance.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18ELSA SPEAKS GERMAN HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Ah?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Then you are not...?

0:14:23 > 0:14:24ELSA LAUGHS

0:14:26 > 0:14:29He did not look much like a Schneider!

0:14:29 > 0:14:36- Oh, you swindler!- That's what we're going to talk about. Follow me. ..I'll be with you presently.

0:14:36 > 0:14:3924!

0:14:49 > 0:14:54- Mr O'Toole?- Present.- What do you intend to do with my measurements?

0:14:54 > 0:15:00Well, I feel a little silly about that. I'm supposed to investigate facts, not figures.

0:15:00 > 0:15:05I came here to get a great story. All I got was your measurements...

0:15:05 > 0:15:12- It'll be a good story, since I've never been intimate with the press. - There's interest in your marriage.

0:15:12 > 0:15:18- I've got to get a photograph of the baron!- Mr O'Toole, perhaps I haven't made myself clear.

0:15:18 > 0:15:25- Not only will there be no interview, but the baron will be delighted... - Wait a minute!

0:15:28 > 0:15:33- You weren't ever in show business, were you?- Do you mean the theatre?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yes, the theatre.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Isn't that funny?

0:15:38 > 0:15:41I saw a girl in a show, just OFF Broadway...

0:15:41 > 0:15:43She did one of those...

0:15:43 > 0:15:46One, two, three...

0:15:46 > 0:15:48One, two, three...

0:15:48 > 0:15:50One, two, three... Zip!

0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Couldn't have been you? - Dear me, no. Hardly.

0:15:56 > 0:16:02- Of course, it couldn't have been you on account of your name being Miss Butt-Smith.- Butt-Smith!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04B-U-T-T.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I'm sorry to pry into your affairs, Miss...

0:16:07 > 0:16:11How can you do that? You wouldn't say Connecticutt, would you?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14"Connecticutt"!

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- May I have some bread and buter? - Mr O'Toole...- People would laugh!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21This utter nonsense is at an end!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Break down! Give me the story.

0:16:23 > 0:16:30I warn you - the baron is a very influential figure and has powerful connections. Now, stop it!

0:16:30 > 0:16:34If you persist in this cheap attempt to...

0:16:34 > 0:16:39- KNOCKING - Come in! ..I assure you, he might make things uncomfortable for you,

0:16:39 > 0:16:43and, what's more, he's expected at any moment...

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- isn't he, Elsa?- No, madam.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50He's here. And he wants to see you right away.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52And he...

0:16:52 > 0:16:54shouldn't be here.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57You go on in. I'll co-operate.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02- Oh, this is rather awkward.- Don't be alarmed. He wouldn't come in here.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Darling, you're early!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Forgive me, my dear. I have to change all our plans.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18- Hitler's already here.- Oh? How distressing.- We have to leave now.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22- I was able to get train reservations...- But...- Please!

0:17:22 > 0:17:27- This is an emergency. - Well, it most certainly is!

0:17:27 > 0:17:31I'm forced to leave without clothes! What about my fitter?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34That's the fitter?

0:17:34 > 0:17:38THEY SPEAK GERMAN

0:17:41 > 0:17:44How long will it take you to dress?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- What about my clothes? - I've cancelled them.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Are you cancelling our wedding too?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56No, my love. We'll be married in Czechoslovakia.

0:17:57 > 0:18:02Now, see here, Liebling, I'm not quite sure I approve of this,

0:18:02 > 0:18:07merely because Austria has fallen or Hitler is here or whatever it is...

0:18:07 > 0:18:11I am fully aware of the American mania for respectability.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Separate compartments.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Separate compartments?- Mm-hm.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18I might insist upon separate trains!

0:18:19 > 0:18:21That might be overdoing it!

0:18:26 > 0:18:32- Pack a few things, Elsa. The baron and I are leaving Vienna. - Yes, madam.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Told you I'd co-operate.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40What happened with the wedding?

0:18:40 > 0:18:47- Don't let this fellow slip anything over on you.- Don't worry, Mr O'Toole. I'm sure I'll manage.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Just a few things for my immediate needs, Elsa.- Yes, madam.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55CROWD SHOUTING

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Hey! Hitler is here.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16I can't see him now. I'm dressing.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Herr Baron! Hitler is here!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23He is here!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Heil Hitler!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:19:51 > 0:19:54SHE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Elsa, would you fetch my jewels from the safe?- Yes, madam.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00SHE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:20:05 > 0:20:08HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:20:08 > 0:20:12Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

0:20:17 > 0:20:22You know, I've been thinking... marriage is a serious thing.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- I would want a girl with your background...- Thank you.

0:20:26 > 0:20:33- I appreciate your interest. - I've a good mind to cable your family...in Philadelphia.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Do you always take this much interest in your, er, stories?

0:20:37 > 0:20:38No...

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- This is different.- How?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Well...- Oh.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Allow me.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Nice.- Mmm.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Stand there a moment, will you? Let me admire you.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Ah... - GLASS SMASHES

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Pardon me.

0:21:09 > 0:21:15Trustworthy fellow! Mr O'Toole, I shall have to ask you for that picture.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26CRUNCHING

0:21:30 > 0:21:32DOOR OPENS

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Your jewels, madam. - Thank you, Elsa. Pack that, please.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Goodbye.- Goodbye.

0:21:38 > 0:21:45- I still don't see how a lovely creature with your possibilities... - You're a newspaperman?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Yeah.- Why?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49That's what I wanted to be.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's that simple. Goodbye.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55Just a minute. One last look.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00I want to always remember you just the way you look tonight...

0:22:00 > 0:22:02today.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Beautiful, isn't she, Elsa?- Yes.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07And you are beautiful too.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Goodbye, Elsa.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11ELSA SPEAKS GERMAN

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- That swindler!- That's right.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Goodbye, Mr O'Toole.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20On the Fuhrer!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Oh! For me?

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- THEY SPEAK GERMAN - How charming! Thank you, gentlemen.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31How sweet.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Ow!- I'm so sorry.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Can you imagine anything worse than being shot at on your honeymoon?

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Yes! The bullet might have gone through your heart.

0:23:19 > 0:23:24They ought to be ashamed - after what we spent in Czechoslovakia!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27You're really worried, darling?

0:23:27 > 0:23:31If it had been a German, that's one thing, but a Czech...

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- That poor, confused man...- Mmm...

0:23:34 > 0:23:36And you were so noble about it, too.

0:23:36 > 0:23:42You kept it from the press and hired two men to whisk him away before the police arrived.

0:23:42 > 0:23:47- You know my aversion to publicity. - You're right, but there are limits.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Could you hold it?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Liebling, promise me you won't try to save any more countries.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Do you really feel you must help the Poles?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Uh-huh.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Mmm?- Yes, I do, definitely.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07BRAKES HISS

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- That must be the Polish border.- Yes? - KNOCKING

0:24:12 > 0:24:16HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:24:16 > 0:24:23- What do they want?- To know how much money we're taking out the country. Where's your purse?- Mmm?- Your purse.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Show it to them. Don't worry.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Must they?- It's only a formality. See?

0:24:30 > 0:24:38- Oh.- They're strict about not taking too much money out of the country. HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Katherine, this is serious. What in heaven's name...?

0:24:46 > 0:24:51I merely returned those furs. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

0:24:51 > 0:24:56I thought they were rather... bulky travelling,

0:24:56 > 0:25:01that it would be much simpler just to carry the money...

0:25:03 > 0:25:10- You look surprised.- I am surprised. And they are surprised too. See? THEY SPEAK GERMAN

0:25:10 > 0:25:12HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:25:12 > 0:25:15I have to do a lot of explaining.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17I'm so sorry.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56KNOCKING

0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Hi, Butt!- Baroness.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Always correcting me.

0:26:02 > 0:26:08What does your husband mean by trying to sneak money across the border?

0:26:08 > 0:26:13- Or are you a smuggler? - The baron will manage that.

0:26:13 > 0:26:19I bet! How's his injury? That shot almost put you back in circulation, didn't it?

0:26:19 > 0:26:23You rather have your ear to the ground, Mr O'Toole.

0:26:23 > 0:26:28I have to... You haven't heard, have you? I'm now a radio news analyst.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Knows all, sees all, tells all!

0:26:31 > 0:26:35There are things I'd like to talk over with you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:41- Where are you staying in Warsaw? - That's none of your business. - Don't worry. I'll find you!

0:26:41 > 0:26:48I'll do my best to break up this thing between you and the baron - for your own good.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- TRAIN WHISTLE - He must've fixed it - we're off.

0:26:51 > 0:26:58He probably convinced them you didn't know what you were doing! I better get back to my saxophone.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01I'm travelling with a saxophone.

0:27:01 > 0:27:07It gets a little lonely now and again, just me and my saxophone. You'll be hearing from me.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20All right, darling?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22It's all fixed up.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25I told them you didn't know what you were doing.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Darling, be careful of your arm!

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- That's all right.- Where's the money?

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Now, now... SAXOPHONE STARTS UP

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Don't worry your pretty little head about money.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46SHE LAUGHS

0:27:46 > 0:27:48What's funny?

0:27:51 > 0:27:54I hope that won't keep up all night.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06SAX STARTS UP AGAIN

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Oh!

0:28:24 > 0:28:27THEY SPEAK POLISH

0:28:31 > 0:28:33So I got the radio tied up.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37They're giving us the short wave to New York via Norway.

0:28:37 > 0:28:43I told them we'd a great personality to dramatise the news! That's you! You're hotter than two pistols.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46This is your big opportunity...

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Excuse me, Chief. I'll see you later.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Well, well, Baroness. Heil!

0:29:05 > 0:29:07I told you I'd find you.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10Wouldn't you just know I'd find her?

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Now that you've found me, what do you have to tell me?

0:29:15 > 0:29:19- Don't you want a little snifter? - What?- A little snort?

0:29:19 > 0:29:23- A drink?- Yes.- A little something. What's that gentleman drinking?

0:29:25 > 0:29:30- Vodka.- Looks like water.- Well, vodka is the Polish name for water.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34Oh, of course. I haven't mastered Polish yet.

0:29:34 > 0:29:41- A plain glass of vodka for me. - I'll have a jigger of brandy in plain vodka.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Me too! I'd like to try that!

0:29:47 > 0:29:52I stayed awake all night on the train, thinking about you.

0:29:52 > 0:29:56- Yes, I know.- Yes. Well, now that we're together again...

0:29:56 > 0:30:00Look, if you're really in love with your husband, I'll stop now.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Do go on, Mr O'Toole.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05I think I can still be curious.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09I just wanted to convince you you've made a terrible mistake.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11I won't give up till you give in.

0:30:11 > 0:30:17- Is that what you had to tell me? - No, that was supposed to come later.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20What's up with your husband and General Borelski?

0:30:20 > 0:30:25I don't know. I don't discuss business with the baron.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Baroness, you should, you should.

0:30:27 > 0:30:33- Waiter, these took a long time. You better pour two more.- Two more?

0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Brandy and vodka?- Mm-hm.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Mmm! How very refreshing!

0:30:43 > 0:30:48How did you know the baron was seeing General Borelski?

0:30:48 > 0:30:50I didn't.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Ah!

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Ah, that's fine!

0:31:00 > 0:31:04Put one of these in the hands of each civilian

0:31:04 > 0:31:08and you could hold a city for weeks, for months, perhaps.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11I'll see to these at once.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14I'll order a test of this gun.

0:31:14 > 0:31:19If you do buy them, don't involve me. By remaining unknown, I can still be useful.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23I understand. I shall take full responsibility.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26Your father loved freedom!

0:31:26 > 0:31:29He hated bullies and tyrants.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32He would have been very proud of you!

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Thank you, Uncle!

0:31:38 > 0:31:42You know, Baroness, the more I think of it...

0:31:42 > 0:31:45the more ungentlemanly of me it was.

0:31:45 > 0:31:46What?

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Getting you tight.

0:31:48 > 0:31:53- I'm all right. Shall we have another?- No!

0:31:53 > 0:31:55You don't understand.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58Vodka isn't just plain water.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00It's plain alcohol!

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Plain murder!- Shh!

0:32:02 > 0:32:05- Sorry!- I'm all right.

0:32:05 > 0:32:10- My faculties are well in hand, Mr O'Toole.- That's what you think.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14What you told me about my husband might account for my sobriety.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17You're sure what you said is true?

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Sure, sure, I'm sure.

0:32:19 > 0:32:25I just wanted to tell you, that's all. He is what is known as an international termite.

0:32:25 > 0:32:30- Yes, I know. You said that before. - Said that before...- Many times.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Hello, Zipsy! Hello, Zipsy!

0:32:37 > 0:32:40- What's Zipsy?- Zipsy?

0:32:40 > 0:32:44That's the girl I was telling you about in the show off Broadway.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Zipsy. What was her last name?

0:32:49 > 0:32:52You're quite determined, aren't you?

0:32:52 > 0:32:55You're rather intoxicated.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58You too are a little tipsy, Zipsy!

0:33:00 > 0:33:04Look here, Zip, up to now, life has got you over a barrel.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Don't you let it throw you!

0:33:06 > 0:33:10I won't. You see, I don't agree with you.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13Life is what you make it.

0:33:13 > 0:33:18- Life can be bright and beautiful, sunshine and daffodils...- Yes...

0:33:18 > 0:33:22- I agree with Browning, Robert Browning...- Thank you(!)

0:33:22 > 0:33:25The lark's on the wing The snail's on the thorn

0:33:25 > 0:33:30God's in his heaven All's right with the world.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36That is a truly remarkable bit of philosophy, Baroness,

0:33:36 > 0:33:41coming at a time like this when the whole world's going behind a cloud.

0:33:41 > 0:33:46You're just cynical! You've probably been reading Schopenhauer.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49He's a very cynical man...

0:33:49 > 0:33:51- very sad...- Very cynical.

0:33:51 > 0:33:57I don't have to read Schopenhauer to know that the whole human race is messing it up.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01It's just like you, Baroness - you messed it up something awful.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04I think not.

0:34:04 > 0:34:09I believe this above all - to thine own self be true,

0:34:09 > 0:34:12and it must follow, as the night the day,

0:34:12 > 0:34:19thou canst not then be false to any man.

0:34:19 > 0:34:24- Mm-hm...- Shakespeare. - Well, that's more like it.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28Now we're getting somewhere. Listen to this.

0:34:28 > 0:34:33Don't wait too long building castles in the sky,

0:34:33 > 0:34:37for while you're waiting, time will fly.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42Love songs are best when they're sung

0:34:42 > 0:34:45In the springtime when ev'rything's young

0:34:45 > 0:34:48So don't wait too long

0:34:48 > 0:34:52or happiness may pass you by.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Irving Berlin.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Mr O'Toole,

0:35:03 > 0:35:05I believe I had better go now.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14I take it I was right, General?

0:35:14 > 0:35:16How did you know this?

0:35:16 > 0:35:22- Well, that's my business.- How did you know those guns were no good?

0:35:22 > 0:35:26I knew the man who sold them to you was no good.

0:35:26 > 0:35:30- Von Luber, wasn't it? - You know von Luber?

0:35:30 > 0:35:32A little. I know his wife better.

0:35:32 > 0:35:39Mr O'Toole, you have stumbled on a plot to destroy Poland.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43I shall be court-martialled for this, ruined.

0:35:43 > 0:35:47- General, you're innocent. - I can prove my innocence,

0:35:47 > 0:35:51but I can never disprove my stupidity.

0:35:51 > 0:35:58- That's why I sent you the wire. I knew you were in a tough spot. If the story breaks...- It can't!

0:35:58 > 0:36:04We are still negotiating with the Germans. I must warn the foreign minister, reach him tonight.

0:36:04 > 0:36:08What about von Luber, sir? You're going to shoot him, aren't you?

0:36:08 > 0:36:15Von Luber must talk first. He's the only man who can clear me.

0:36:15 > 0:36:22Don't forget - you're the only man who can convict him, so I'd be careful crossing the street, sir.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27I have ordered his arrest.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30HE SPEAKS FRENCH

0:36:30 > 0:36:34The German ambassador and his attache are on their way up.

0:36:34 > 0:36:39- What on earth for?- We're making one last effort to save Poland.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41- There's something... - KNOCKING

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Here they are.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49THEY SPEAK GERMAN

0:36:52 > 0:36:58Darling...I wouldn't trust those two swastikas any further than you could throw Goering!

0:36:58 > 0:37:02Darling, these gentlemen speak English.

0:37:02 > 0:37:10May I present the German ambassador Excellence von Kelman and Captain Kleinoch, military attache.

0:37:10 > 0:37:15My wife. Now, if you'll excuse us, we'd like to go in the other room.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Won't you sit down?

0:37:24 > 0:37:30- Thank you.- What's this - playing cops and robbers? - We try to avoid war.

0:37:30 > 0:37:36Captain von Kleinoch, my husband seems to be a jinx.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Every time we go to a new country,

0:37:39 > 0:37:42it falls...

0:37:42 > 0:37:43Ja, ja...!

0:37:43 > 0:37:47HE SPEAKS GERMAN Heil Hitler!

0:37:47 > 0:37:51It may be amusing to you, but not to me!

0:37:51 > 0:37:54I'm supposed to be on a honeymoon.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Oh, honeymoon!

0:37:56 > 0:38:00- When the war is over...- Yes?- I mean, when this excitement is over,

0:38:00 > 0:38:03I'll go on a honeymoon too!

0:38:03 > 0:38:05- Oh?- See?

0:38:06 > 0:38:11- Here is my girl. In Hamburg. - She's quite pretty.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:38:22 > 0:38:28The ambassador wishes for me to have the honour to escort General Borelski from the airport.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32Only the Nazis give young men such opportunities. Heil!

0:38:32 > 0:38:34HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:38:39 > 0:38:43What happened? That telephone call upset you.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46It did, slightly.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48The police are here to arrest me.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51The police? Whatever for?

0:38:51 > 0:38:58- Suspicion, that's all.- Of what?- They have no proof. There won't be anyone to testify against me.- No?- No.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00You're quite sure?

0:39:00 > 0:39:04General, don't forget what I told you about crossing streets.

0:39:04 > 0:39:09- Remember - there's still hope for peace. Good night.- Good night.

0:39:11 > 0:39:16THEY SPEAK GERMAN

0:39:24 > 0:39:26General! General!

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Hitler?

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Hitler!

0:39:51 > 0:39:55- Anna! Anna!- Good morning, madam.

0:39:55 > 0:40:00Can you tell me what this says about General Borelski?

0:40:00 > 0:40:06- He was murdered!- Murdered? - Yes, madam. He was murdered with the German attache.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10- But it can't be... - People say the Germans did it.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14The Germans!

0:40:19 > 0:40:23But the Germans couldn't have when one of their own men was killed.

0:40:23 > 0:40:27That nice young man who was here last night.

0:40:27 > 0:40:32Hitler has millions of young men. He sacrifices them as he sees fit.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34I see!

0:40:43 > 0:40:47Poland like Austria has been betrayed from within.

0:40:47 > 0:40:53Foreign agents, fifth columnists and saboteurs are like maggots in the country's defences...

0:41:12 > 0:41:15- KNOCKING - Come in.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Hello, Baroness.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27I'm about three weeks late seeing you.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31But it's good to see you. How do you feel?

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Oh... How are you?

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Tired. Do you mind?

0:41:35 > 0:41:43- No.- Somebody stuck a stretcher in my hand a couple of nights ago and I've been carrying it ever since.

0:41:43 > 0:41:50- It's awfully nice to see you. - You look as if you've been through a lot yourself around here.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52I have.

0:41:52 > 0:41:57- I've been without funds. - That's why you, er...

0:41:57 > 0:41:59I thought you'd have left long ago.

0:41:59 > 0:42:04Well, my jewels are downstairs in a box.

0:42:04 > 0:42:11Hotel wouldn't let me have them. Don't know why - they are my jewels! Personal...

0:42:11 > 0:42:17- Ever hear of such a thing? - No. Never heard of such a thing. What will you do about it?

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Oh, I...

0:42:19 > 0:42:22I've got them now.

0:42:23 > 0:42:29- Oh...!- They sent a credit manager or some sort of chap over to see the baron.

0:42:29 > 0:42:34- In jail.- Yes, he's in jail. Everything's all settled now.

0:42:35 > 0:42:40- Well, how's his credit now? - Oh, it's very good.

0:42:40 > 0:42:44Yeah? Well, let's eat and talk it over.

0:42:45 > 0:42:52- All I wanted to find out was about the guy's credit. - Where are you going?- Room service!

0:42:53 > 0:42:56HE SPEAKS FRENCH

0:42:56 > 0:43:00- What would you like? What would- I- like to eat, mmm?

0:43:00 > 0:43:04A big thick porterhouse steak, like that, medium?

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Porterhouse steak medium, please.

0:43:07 > 0:43:12- A green vegetable? Asparagus?- Mm-hm. - Asparagus for two, please!

0:43:12 > 0:43:15- Well... Hollandaise? - Uh-huh.- With Hollandaise.

0:43:15 > 0:43:19- How about mushrooms? They're good here.- Uh-huh!

0:43:19 > 0:43:25Yes, mushrooms. Do you want coffee or tea? I don't care. Either. Coffee.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28Large hot pot of coffee!

0:43:28 > 0:43:32Something to drink after? Vodka? Brandy?

0:43:32 > 0:43:35No, that's all. Merci.

0:43:38 > 0:43:42- Mr O'Toole, the food is here. - Coming.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Oh...!

0:43:49 > 0:43:52- Hello...- Hello.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Your husband, he is back, madam?

0:43:56 > 0:43:58No...er...

0:44:00 > 0:44:04A very close friend of the baron. He's just freshening up.

0:44:14 > 0:44:18I said make yourself at home - I didn't say take a bath!

0:44:18 > 0:44:21But that hot water was so refreshing!

0:44:23 > 0:44:26Oh, a nice big porterhouse steak!

0:44:26 > 0:44:28No, no steak...

0:44:28 > 0:44:30What's that?

0:44:30 > 0:44:32Meatballs.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37A good sleep would do me more good!

0:44:38 > 0:44:40Oh... Money.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Thank you, monsieur.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50Keep quiet in here. I'm not kidding - I'm a tired man.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Mutter! Mutter!

0:45:00 > 0:45:03HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:45:13 > 0:45:19They're frightened of the Germans. They came to find me.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23Why, they're trembling.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26- Why should you be so frightened? - We're Jewish.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30They remember how it was in Germany.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32Oh...

0:45:32 > 0:45:37Maybe I can help. There's a truck downstairs that's leaving soon.

0:45:37 > 0:45:41But the border, we could never cross...

0:45:41 > 0:45:44HE SPEAKS GERMAN It says Jew on my passport.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47We'll never get out.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01Oh, yes, you can.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06I think so.

0:46:06 > 0:46:11The skirt's a bit long in the back, but you can fix it later. Let's see.

0:46:11 > 0:46:16Oh, dear, no! The hat's supposed to be like that. Here's the pin.

0:46:16 > 0:46:22Now, here's my permit...and my passport with your picture on it.

0:46:22 > 0:46:26And enough money to take you a long way from here.

0:46:26 > 0:46:29There now... Here.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32- There... - HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:46:32 > 0:46:34- He says I'm pretty!- Of course she is.

0:46:34 > 0:46:41- When they ask your name, what do you say?- Katherine Butt-Smith. - Oh, all right! Hurry!

0:46:41 > 0:46:44THEY SPEAK GERMAN

0:46:56 > 0:46:59- Goodbye.- Auf Wiedersehen.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02- Goodbye.- Auf Wiedersehen.- Goodbye.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Goodbye. Thank you.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06Go someplace where it's safe.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Where? TRUCK STARTS

0:47:26 > 0:47:29GIRL: Auf Wiedersehen. BOY: Auf Wiedersehen.

0:48:37 > 0:48:38Hello.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41Hello.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44- I was dreaming about you.- You were?

0:48:44 > 0:48:46A beautiful dream.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49Your last name.

0:48:49 > 0:48:51O'Hara, right?

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Right.

0:48:57 > 0:48:58O'Toole, O'Hara.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01O... O...

0:49:01 > 0:49:02Oh-oh!

0:49:04 > 0:49:06PHONE RINGS

0:49:06 > 0:49:07Hello.

0:49:07 > 0:49:14Hello, madam? I thought you might like to know - your husband, the baron is on his way up.

0:49:14 > 0:49:19He has to walk. The elevator is broken.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21HE LAUGHS

0:49:21 > 0:49:25- Oh-oh!- What? - The baron's on his way up.- Oh-oh!

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Let's go to my hotel where we can talk.

0:49:28 > 0:49:31PLANE OVERHEAD

0:49:37 > 0:49:40You're looking at a ruined man.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42No money, no wallet, no passport.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Nothing, but O'Hara.

0:49:45 > 0:49:48Sorry I can't invite you up...

0:49:48 > 0:49:52- What's that? - The Poles bombing the Germans.- Why?

0:49:52 > 0:49:55Do you have to know now? I'll explain it later!

0:49:55 > 0:50:00- Hello, Ed. This is Mr Cumberland. - Don't get up.

0:50:00 > 0:50:04- How do you do? Pat has often... - We've got a problem.

0:50:04 > 0:50:08The baroness is wise to her husband. She isn't going back to him.

0:50:08 > 0:50:15- It's about time. I'm sure Madam Borelski would agree with you. - She's got to get away from him.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18If I could get a plane or something.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21It would have to be something. There are no planes.

0:50:21 > 0:50:26- Mmm.- I can't stay here. He'll have the whole Gestapo looking for me.

0:50:26 > 0:50:31We'll put a stop to that. Why can't you put her name on a casualty list?

0:50:31 > 0:50:35- Then he won't have any reason to look for her.- Yes, we could do that.

0:50:35 > 0:50:40- Good. - You mean...the baroness is dead?

0:50:41 > 0:50:42Yeah.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Long live O'Hara!

0:50:46 > 0:50:48What do we use for identification?

0:50:48 > 0:50:52- What?- Huh? - What do we use for identification?

0:50:52 > 0:50:55- Oh...- Have you got any jewellery?

0:50:58 > 0:51:03- Jewellery?- Oh, Ed!- What's the matter?- Must it be jewellery?

0:51:03 > 0:51:06It has to be something convincing.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41- My handkerchief.- Uh-uh.

0:51:41 > 0:51:44- Got my initials on it.- Uh-uh-uh.

0:51:44 > 0:51:47- What do you think?- Stop it!

0:51:47 > 0:51:48Here.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54Why, you little...

0:51:58 > 0:52:04Here. If you give this up, the baron will know it was over your dead body!

0:52:04 > 0:52:08- Here, Ed.- OK...

0:52:08 > 0:52:11I'll handle it. When are you coming over to the office?

0:52:11 > 0:52:17- Soon. Someone ought to stay with the baroness.- I'll run her obituary.

0:52:17 > 0:52:23- You couldn't take...?- Stop it! - Then I'll go and console the baron. - Got you.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28You'll need that to cry with.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31- HE CHUCKLES - Sit down.

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Straighten me out on one point.

0:52:37 > 0:52:44You should've got out of here long ago. Why didn't you? Wasn't on account of me, was it?

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Not exactly.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49I didn't think so.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54You see, I...

0:52:54 > 0:52:57gave my permit and passport away.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01What?! You gave your permit...?

0:53:01 > 0:53:04- What for? - Can't you get me another one?

0:53:04 > 0:53:07How can I get you another one?

0:53:07 > 0:53:09- Well...- Besides, you're dead now!

0:53:11 > 0:53:14Maybe the baroness and Katherine Butt-Smith are,

0:53:14 > 0:53:16but not O'Hara!

0:53:16 > 0:53:18That's right!

0:53:18 > 0:53:21Not O'Hara!

0:53:23 > 0:53:25Look...

0:53:25 > 0:53:29- I'm confused. Nobody else could use your passport.- Yes, she can.

0:53:29 > 0:53:33- She - who?- The maid.- What maid? - At the hotel.

0:53:33 > 0:53:37- How on earth...? - I fixed it so she could.- How?

0:53:37 > 0:53:42I took my picture off and pasted her picture on my passport

0:53:42 > 0:53:45with the aid of a little chewing gum...

0:53:45 > 0:53:48- A forger too!- Pretty good too!

0:53:48 > 0:53:52- Sure.- While I was at it, I added the names of her two little children.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55A little boy and a little girl - Jacob and Sarah.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01I get it. They were Jewish, huh?

0:54:01 > 0:54:03Hmm.

0:54:05 > 0:54:09Shake, O'Hara! The new O'Hara! I'm proud of you.

0:54:09 > 0:54:13- With any luck, they'll be safe now. - THEY'll be safe!

0:54:13 > 0:54:20- You haven't any passport. When you get one for yourself, get one for me.- Just order two?

0:54:20 > 0:54:23- Yeah.- Just like that?- Mmm.- Oh!

0:54:28 > 0:54:30What?

0:54:30 > 0:54:33What do you want?

0:54:33 > 0:54:36HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:54:41 > 0:54:45He's right! Don't keep doing that. It isn't funny.

0:54:45 > 0:54:48- HE SPEAKS GERMAN - Patrick O'Toole. Why?

0:54:48 > 0:54:53I lost my passport in the fire. This is my wife. O'Toole won't let you down.

0:54:53 > 0:54:56- HE SPEAKS GERMAN - Meine frau!- Ja!

0:54:56 > 0:54:59HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:54:59 > 0:55:06- What's he doing - guessing your weight?- He's looking for passports. ..We haven't got passports!

0:55:06 > 0:55:08We haven't got passports! Stop it!

0:55:08 > 0:55:11HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:55:16 > 0:55:20Anna Sarah Bechstein. Juden.

0:55:20 > 0:55:25- It's my maid. - Don't you ever throw anything away?

0:55:25 > 0:55:26HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:55:26 > 0:55:31Nein! My name is O'Toole! Her name's O'Toole! Mr and Mrs Patrick O'Toole!

0:55:31 > 0:55:36- What's the trouble?- He thinks we're Jewish! This could be serious!

0:55:36 > 0:55:37Bermann.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39Bernstein.

0:55:39 > 0:55:42- Bechstein.- Here.- Bechstein.- Here.

0:55:42 > 0:55:43Oswald.

0:55:43 > 0:55:45Udermann.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53This is terrible.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57Can't anybody help us?

0:55:57 > 0:56:00They won't let me telephone or even write.

0:56:00 > 0:56:03I demanded to see the American consul - they laughed.

0:56:05 > 0:56:09Mmm... We've got to get out of here some way.

0:56:09 > 0:56:15I've got work to do. I've been getting my war news by following your honeymoon.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18Where did the baron plan to go next?

0:56:20 > 0:56:24Norway, where we'd be house guests of the Quislings.

0:56:24 > 0:56:27- Ever hear of them? - No, but I probably will.

0:56:27 > 0:56:30Norway? That's where I should be.

0:56:33 > 0:56:36We're really in a mess, aren't we?

0:56:36 > 0:56:40Now, O'Hara, what about these people?

0:56:40 > 0:56:43RABBI CHANTS

0:57:29 > 0:57:31HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:57:38 > 0:57:40Juden Bechstein.

0:57:40 > 0:57:44- My name's O'Toole! - HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:57:44 > 0:57:47THEY SPEAK GERMAN

0:58:00 > 0:58:02What do they want with us?

0:58:02 > 0:58:05HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:58:11 > 0:58:13What's he talking about?

0:58:13 > 0:58:20He says there are Nazis in there who decide whether or not they're going to let people have children.

0:58:22 > 0:58:26You mean it's up to Hitler who can have babies and who can't?

0:58:28 > 0:58:31Yes. It used to be the will of God!

0:58:31 > 0:58:33Hitler doesn't like that.

0:58:33 > 0:58:37Too many people might be born who wouldn't agree with him.

0:58:37 > 0:58:40- Shame his mother didn't think of it. - Hmm.

0:58:42 > 0:58:47- Do you think they...?- They might. The New Order would stop at nothing.

0:58:49 > 0:58:52What are you laughing at?

0:58:52 > 0:58:54HE SPEAKS GERMAN

0:58:55 > 0:58:58- Mmm?- Oh...

0:58:58 > 0:59:00The other door.

0:59:00 > 0:59:01Oh...

0:59:01 > 0:59:05- What goes on in here? - Let's go in and find out.

0:59:07 > 0:59:10This is your American consul.

0:59:10 > 0:59:12- Oh!- Well...

0:59:12 > 0:59:17- Mr O'Hara?- No, I'm O'Toole. - I'm O'Hara.- Oh...

0:59:17 > 0:59:21- It seems there's been a little mix-up.- There was.- Not any more!

0:59:21 > 0:59:25- You're glad to see me? - You can say that again!

0:59:31 > 0:59:35I'm sure you will be pleased with conditions in Norway.

0:59:35 > 0:59:37I know I will, Mr Quisling.

0:59:39 > 0:59:45- We got out of Norway just in time! - I hope we get to Holland before it's too late.

0:59:45 > 0:59:50- I'm worried. We're in dangerous waters.- Don't worry.

0:59:50 > 0:59:52We're on a neutral ship.

0:59:52 > 0:59:53EXPLOSION

0:59:58 > 1:00:02O'Hara! Never mind your jewels! Get back in the boat!

1:00:54 > 1:00:58- Oui?- We were sent by the American consul for passport pictures.

1:00:58 > 1:01:02I have been expecting you. Entrez, s'il vous plait.

1:01:08 > 1:01:13How come the American consulate sent us all the way over here?

1:01:13 > 1:01:16I do a lot of work for them. Sit up.

1:01:16 > 1:01:21- Voila!- Is that all? Can I go now? - Oui.

1:01:21 > 1:01:27- When will they be ready?- In about an hour.- It'll take her that long to get her hair done!

1:01:27 > 1:01:34- Can she stay here? Can you give her a book or something?- Oui.- She can read(!)- Where...?- I've got to go.

1:01:34 > 1:01:37- Where are you going? - I've got some things to do.

1:01:37 > 1:01:42- Can't you stand being away from me for just an hour?- I'll try...

1:01:42 > 1:01:43But why?

1:01:43 > 1:01:48If you must know, the back pay I got is burning a hole in my pocket!

1:01:48 > 1:01:52- I want to do some shopping.- Now? - Yes, now!

1:01:52 > 1:01:56It's only for a little while. I'll wrap up warmly, I promise.

1:01:56 > 1:01:58You'll be all right?

1:02:05 > 1:02:07SHOP BELL

1:02:15 > 1:02:19Hold still, please. Tilt your head. No smile.

1:02:21 > 1:02:24I agree with my Irish friend.

1:02:24 > 1:02:28Since you do so much business for the consulate, you should be closer.

1:02:28 > 1:02:35- I'm very close to the government as it is.- I beg your pardon. What did you say?

1:02:35 > 1:02:40- I'm very close to the government as it is.- You're no Frenchman!

1:02:40 > 1:02:42No.

1:02:42 > 1:02:45My country is your country, Baroness von Luber.

1:02:45 > 1:02:48I am what you call a...

1:02:48 > 1:02:51You're an...

1:02:51 > 1:02:53undercover agent.

1:02:53 > 1:02:56SHOP BELL Le Blanc?

1:02:56 > 1:03:01- Oui. Tout de suite. - What am I getting myself into?

1:03:03 > 1:03:05Will you wait in here, please?

1:03:21 > 1:03:24THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:03:48 > 1:03:50BOTH: Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

1:03:53 > 1:03:55SHOP BELL

1:03:59 > 1:04:03- So you're the wife of Baron von Luber?- Yeah. How do you know?

1:04:03 > 1:04:10When you told the consulate you were married to von Luber, it was like ringing a burglar alarm.

1:04:10 > 1:04:17- I don't understand. Why don't you take the picture and let it go at that?- All right. I will.

1:04:17 > 1:04:19Sit up straight, please.

1:04:20 > 1:04:25There. Baroness, we've got to talk fast. Your friend will be back soon.

1:04:25 > 1:04:29- You know your husband's working for Hitler.- I've found that out.

1:04:29 > 1:04:34- So are you! I heard you with those Nazis!- They are in the Gestapo...

1:04:34 > 1:04:39What does that make you? You were awful pally with them!

1:04:39 > 1:04:44- I have to keep in their confidence. - You do?- I'm losing yours!

1:04:44 > 1:04:49- Darned tootin'!- Let's understand each other. You're American. So am I.

1:04:49 > 1:04:52- Well, I am.- You don't believe me?

1:04:52 > 1:04:54- Uh-uh.- I'll have to convince you.

1:04:54 > 1:05:01- I'll tell you about myself.- You'd have to go back to when you were a little boy.- All right - I will!

1:05:02 > 1:05:04I was born in Germany.

1:05:04 > 1:05:08As a little boy, we went to America and became American citizens.

1:05:08 > 1:05:17As a big boy, I went to Heidelberg to be educated. The Germans got the idea of making a spy of out me.

1:05:17 > 1:05:21I communicated with my parents who'd become good Americans.

1:05:21 > 1:05:27They communicated with the State Department who thought I could be useful.

1:05:27 > 1:05:33So now I'm a spy for Uncle Sam, passing as a Frenchman, being paid by the Germans.

1:05:33 > 1:05:39- No income tax!- But wait - we're getting way off the track!

1:05:39 > 1:05:43You say when you were a little boy, you went to America...

1:05:43 > 1:05:46Right about there I got stuck.

1:05:46 > 1:05:49Where did you live?

1:05:51 > 1:05:53Honey,

1:05:53 > 1:05:57I wasn't born in old Kentucky, but I was raised in Tennessee.

1:05:57 > 1:06:04- If you don't like my peaches, don't you shake my tree! Then we moved to Texas.- Oh?

1:06:04 > 1:06:08Oh, si, si! We lived just north of the border,

1:06:08 > 1:06:13by the Rio Grande, down Mexico way. HE SPEAKS SPANISH

1:06:13 > 1:06:18- SHE REPLIES IN SPANISH - Then, maybe, you hear of my sister's neck?

1:06:18 > 1:06:24Si, si! Your sister's neck! She fell in the river up to it.

1:06:24 > 1:06:26But you know about my mother.

1:06:26 > 1:06:31- My mother make more better tortillas than your mother!- I don't think so!

1:06:31 > 1:06:34- You show me your mother!- Oh, si, si!

1:06:34 > 1:06:37THEY LAUGH

1:06:38 > 1:06:44Vos you ever in Minnesota vere it been so cold?

1:06:44 > 1:06:46Oh, ja!

1:06:46 > 1:06:49I take my best girl for a picnic.

1:06:49 > 1:06:56After lunch, I ask her if she wants to take a walk with me in the woods. Do you know why she says no?

1:06:56 > 1:06:59Ja, because it wasn't her first picnic!

1:06:59 > 1:07:01THEY LAUGH

1:07:03 > 1:07:07- Now do you believe I'm on the square? - Yeah.

1:07:07 > 1:07:14Yeah, but being on the square today, brother, ain't what it used to be. Your jabber don't jive.

1:07:14 > 1:07:19- Jive?- Cos if you're on the square, you're like the bear...

1:07:20 > 1:07:22..and the bear's nowhere,

1:07:22 > 1:07:30but it won't take long to replete you with a zoot suit and a stuffed cup and get you back on the beam!

1:07:30 > 1:07:37- Huh?- Don't that make you hep? Ain't you plugged in or am I just beating my gums?

1:07:37 > 1:07:40The lingo's passed me by. Where were you born?

1:07:40 > 1:07:44- Parkside Avenue, Brooklyn. - Near Ebbets Field?

1:07:44 > 1:07:48Foul balls used to light in my back yard!

1:07:48 > 1:07:50What a ball team!

1:07:51 > 1:07:53Dem lovely Bums! Hmmm...

1:07:55 > 1:08:00- It's a great country. - And you do love it, don't you?

1:08:04 > 1:08:08I can't wait to get back and see that lady,

1:08:08 > 1:08:12- you know that lady that stands in the harbour...?- Hold it.

1:08:12 > 1:08:14Say this with me.

1:08:14 > 1:08:19I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...

1:08:19 > 1:08:24I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...

1:08:24 > 1:08:26And to the republic for which it stands...

1:08:26 > 1:08:29And to the republic for which it stands...

1:08:29 > 1:08:33- One nation, indivisible... - One nation, indivisible...

1:08:33 > 1:08:37- With liberty and justice... - With liberty and justice...

1:08:37 > 1:08:40- ..For all.- ..For all.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47Now you're in business -

1:08:47 > 1:08:49with me.

1:08:49 > 1:08:53I've got a job for you. Conditions are serious.

1:08:53 > 1:08:56Seven countries have already fallen,

1:08:56 > 1:08:59and, believe me, France is gone.

1:08:59 > 1:09:06Hitler has broadcast that he would never attack us, that the idea is as fantastic as his attacking Mars.

1:09:06 > 1:09:12We've got to find out if he means it. Your husband knows. He's here.

1:09:12 > 1:09:16You've got to go back to him and find out. I know it won't be easy.

1:09:16 > 1:09:20But as you love your country, will you do this?

1:09:25 > 1:09:28SHOP BELL

1:09:40 > 1:09:43Hello! I found a nice little shop...

1:09:43 > 1:09:44and, er...

1:09:46 > 1:09:50- Regardez. - Where on earth did you get that?

1:09:50 > 1:09:52Best I could do in a hurry.

1:09:52 > 1:09:57It's short, but I'll get it fixed later. I got you a few things too.

1:09:57 > 1:10:00You shouldn't have, Mr O.

1:10:00 > 1:10:04That's me - scattering sunshine as I go along.

1:10:04 > 1:10:08- Where's that fellow - Snapshot? - In there.

1:10:08 > 1:10:10Oh, good.

1:10:10 > 1:10:12- Hey, Snapshot.- Oui?

1:10:12 > 1:10:18The darkroom? Hope I didn't spoil anything. Have you got a place where Miss O'Hara could change?

1:10:18 > 1:10:21- HE SPEAKS FRENCH - Good. Thanks.

1:10:22 > 1:10:25Nice, accommodating fellow.

1:10:25 > 1:10:30Come on! Hurry! Get into those things! We've got places to go.

1:10:30 > 1:10:34Open them up, so you can say, "Just what I needed!"

1:10:34 > 1:10:36- Hello.- Hello.

1:10:36 > 1:10:38Come on!

1:10:43 > 1:10:45Don't go away.

1:10:45 > 1:10:48Who's going away?

1:10:51 > 1:10:54I'll wait down here.

1:10:56 > 1:11:00- Oh, they're ready?- Oui. - How much?- 40 francs.

1:11:00 > 1:11:02Here.

1:11:02 > 1:11:07I don't mean to offend you, but would you mind keeping the...?

1:11:07 > 1:11:09Merci.

1:11:09 > 1:11:11Well!

1:11:16 > 1:11:18What a difference!

1:11:18 > 1:11:22Those clothes made a new person of you.

1:11:22 > 1:11:26When I came back, I thought you were down in the dumps.

1:11:26 > 1:11:30- I'm all right now. - That's more like it.

1:11:31 > 1:11:36- Doesn't she look radiant? Look at that light in her eyes.- Oui.

1:11:38 > 1:11:43- I've planned a wonderful evening for you.- You have? Well, shall we go?

1:11:43 > 1:11:45Sure.

1:11:45 > 1:11:48- Goodbye.- Bye.- Au revoir.

1:12:00 > 1:12:03- Bye.- Au revoir.- Bye.

1:12:06 > 1:12:09- Champagne?- All right. - HE SPEAKS FRENCH

1:12:11 > 1:12:15Er...I've been holding out on you.

1:12:15 > 1:12:18Tomorrow, we're leaving for Bordeaux.

1:12:18 > 1:12:20You mean...we're sailing?

1:12:20 > 1:12:23Er, well, no...

1:12:23 > 1:12:29I've had an offer to do three important broadcasts from there - and then we'll go home.

1:12:29 > 1:12:32I'll be a man of some repute,

1:12:32 > 1:12:38in line for promotion. Might write a book or something. It's in the air.

1:12:39 > 1:12:41What's the matter?

1:12:41 > 1:12:45I know how anxious you are to get home.

1:12:45 > 1:12:49It's only about ten more days. Would you mind that very much?

1:12:51 > 1:12:52Uh-uh.

1:12:52 > 1:12:54Good.

1:12:54 > 1:12:56Well, then, it's all settled.

1:12:56 > 1:12:59Tomorrow, we leave for Bordeaux.

1:13:00 > 1:13:02By the way...

1:13:02 > 1:13:07what are your plans on reaching our shores?

1:13:07 > 1:13:09I mean, besides seeing your mother?

1:13:09 > 1:13:11Oh...

1:13:11 > 1:13:16I...had planned to give her riding lessons on a ranch...

1:13:16 > 1:13:18near Reno...

1:13:20 > 1:13:23You're looking at a contented man.

1:13:23 > 1:13:24Why?

1:13:27 > 1:13:30You'd have to go back a long way to explain that,

1:13:30 > 1:13:34back to when destiny threw us together.

1:13:34 > 1:13:37I was attracted, but so differently.

1:13:37 > 1:13:40I was attracted more or less by...

1:13:40 > 1:13:43By, er, my measurements?

1:13:47 > 1:13:49That's the idea!

1:13:49 > 1:13:53Yes, yes, you were lovely of form and face,

1:13:53 > 1:14:00but I had the feeling that if a gnat dove into your pool of knowledge, he'd have broken his neck!

1:14:03 > 1:14:05I found out there was more to you.

1:14:08 > 1:14:12I found myself wishing you were mine...and you're not,

1:14:12 > 1:14:16because, you see, I want you to be mine always.

1:14:18 > 1:14:24I can hardly wait for you, for your mother to win her spurs on that ranch near Reno,

1:14:24 > 1:14:27cos it's hard to go on supposing.

1:14:27 > 1:14:32Let's suppose, like, everything, Pat, just for tonight...

1:14:33 > 1:14:37Suppose I've just come back from Reno...

1:14:39 > 1:14:41Well, then...

1:14:41 > 1:14:47I'd come down out of the clouds just long enough to take you in my arms and say...

1:14:47 > 1:14:50"I love you, O'Hara."

1:14:57 > 1:15:00Here's your champagne, monsieur.

1:15:02 > 1:15:03Hmm?

1:15:05 > 1:15:09Did you just stand inside and wait for the wrong moment to come out?

1:15:09 > 1:15:12Oui, monsieur.

1:15:20 > 1:15:22- Well...- To what?

1:15:22 > 1:15:25You think of it, Pat. I can't.

1:15:25 > 1:15:27To our future, darling! What else?

1:15:35 > 1:15:40Let's get serious for a second. I need to tell you something.

1:15:40 > 1:15:44- About you?- There's something you must know.- Wait a minute...

1:15:44 > 1:15:48Look, Miss O, do you mind not breaking the spell I'm under?

1:15:48 > 1:15:52Tonight the stars are bright, the moon is aglow.

1:15:52 > 1:15:57Soon we'll sail for home. I can see happiness ahead for both of us.

1:15:57 > 1:16:00What I don't know won't hurt me.

1:16:00 > 1:16:02I'm not interested in the past.

1:16:02 > 1:16:07Besides, it's my birthday! Nothing must mar my happiness!

1:16:07 > 1:16:11- Well, happy birthday, Mr O! - That's more like it!

1:16:14 > 1:16:17What's come over you?

1:16:17 > 1:16:19Me? I'm a changed man.

1:16:19 > 1:16:24I actually find myself now with a silly thing called ambition.

1:16:24 > 1:16:26I could swear it was for you.

1:16:26 > 1:16:31- I want to do things.- You will too. - Why, sure I will!

1:16:32 > 1:16:36I even found myself the other night trying to write some poetry!

1:16:36 > 1:16:39- Did you do it?- Oh, yes, I did it.

1:16:39 > 1:16:43- Well...- It's not so good. The thought's not bad, though.

1:16:43 > 1:16:45How did it go?

1:16:45 > 1:16:47You read it.

1:16:50 > 1:16:53It proves one thing - the man's in love!

1:17:00 > 1:17:04Let's make our love song One that will live

1:17:04 > 1:17:08Let's make it one That'll forget and forgive

1:17:08 > 1:17:12As life shadows lengthen Over the years

1:17:12 > 1:17:17Our love will strengthen Through laughter and tears

1:17:17 > 1:17:22I will know your thoughts You will know mine

1:17:22 > 1:17:26Without ever a word Without ever a sign

1:17:26 > 1:17:31We will know what is deep In each other's heart

1:17:31 > 1:17:36We will know for it must be

1:17:36 > 1:17:39Till death do us part.

1:17:42 > 1:17:48- Why, it's beautiful! - Thank you very much. I didn't mean for it to do that to you.

1:17:48 > 1:17:52- Promise I won't write any more! - It's beautiful. May I...?

1:17:52 > 1:17:55- May I keep it?- Certainly.

1:17:55 > 1:17:59Cheer up! This is our only night in Paris! We've got to be happy!

1:17:59 > 1:18:02- Here!- Our only night!

1:18:02 > 1:18:07And no matter what happens, nothing must spoil it.

1:18:08 > 1:18:11This might spoil it - it's raining!

1:18:11 > 1:18:14Uh-uh! Uh-uh! We mustn't let it...

1:18:15 > 1:18:19..cos nothing in this world can keep us from supposing tonight.

1:18:19 > 1:18:23Because we're supposed to be supposing, darling.

1:18:38 > 1:18:41That's mighty nice supposing, Miss O.

1:18:55 > 1:18:58- You saw her go out?- Oui, monsieur.

1:18:58 > 1:19:04She left very early. She said she was not coming back.

1:19:04 > 1:19:06Then she wrote something...

1:19:06 > 1:19:08tore it up...

1:19:08 > 1:19:10and went away.

1:19:12 > 1:19:15Didn't she say anything else?

1:19:15 > 1:19:19Oh, monsieur, she was crying.

1:19:21 > 1:19:24Well... Thank you.

1:20:00 > 1:20:02Merci.

1:20:02 > 1:20:09- Tell me, Waiter, is it true that if you sit here long enough, you see everyone you ever knew?- Very true.

1:20:11 > 1:20:16I bet you didn't expect to see these so-and-sos here, did you?

1:20:16 > 1:20:18No, no...

1:20:18 > 1:20:22You also see a lot of people you don't want to know.

1:20:26 > 1:20:28How right you are!

1:20:30 > 1:20:33Well, well... Hello, Baron.

1:20:33 > 1:20:35I beg your pardon?

1:20:35 > 1:20:39That's right. I forgot. You don't know me.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41I'm Patrick O'Toole.

1:20:42 > 1:20:45So you're Patrick O'Toole?

1:20:45 > 1:20:48- That's right.- How do you know me?

1:20:48 > 1:20:52I was supposed to cover your wedding in Vienna that happened in Prague.

1:20:52 > 1:20:59- I remember - we had a telephone conversation.- Yes.- I enlightened you on the law about US citizenship.

1:20:59 > 1:21:02Then I was in Warsaw when they threw you in the can.

1:21:04 > 1:21:07Did I say something wrong?

1:21:07 > 1:21:10Oh, no. I was just admiring your nerve.

1:21:10 > 1:21:13- Mmm.- What are you doing now?

1:21:13 > 1:21:15Are you covering the war?

1:21:15 > 1:21:21I was a pretty good radio commentator until you birds came along and put me out of business.

1:21:21 > 1:21:27That's too bad. I have a little influence in radio. Perhaps I can help you.

1:21:27 > 1:21:32We're considering a short-wave broadcast to the Americas

1:21:32 > 1:21:36to explain more fully the German viewpoint.

1:21:36 > 1:21:40- You wouldn't like my stuff. - I would if I collaborated with you.

1:21:40 > 1:21:45- Oh, yeah?- What'll we drink to? I see you've had several.

1:21:45 > 1:21:46Yeah.

1:21:46 > 1:21:51I'm what is known in America as carrying the torch.

1:21:51 > 1:21:54In fact, I've swallowed it.

1:21:54 > 1:21:57Got a little heartburn. Lost my girl.

1:21:57 > 1:22:02That's too bad. Let's drink to you finding her again.

1:22:03 > 1:22:05That I'll do!

1:22:10 > 1:22:14You ought to know how I feel, Baron. You lost your wife.

1:22:14 > 1:22:16Yes.

1:22:16 > 1:22:20But here's a bit of news for you - I found her again.

1:22:26 > 1:22:30Hmm... I thought she'd died in Warsaw.

1:22:30 > 1:22:32So did I...

1:22:32 > 1:22:35until, suddenly, she reappeared from nowhere.

1:22:35 > 1:22:37Can you imagine my shock?

1:22:37 > 1:22:41Poor little pigeon. She must've had some hair-raising experiences.

1:22:41 > 1:22:44Almost unbelievable...

1:22:44 > 1:22:50- She had to make her way through Norway, Holland, Belgium... - All by herself?

1:22:51 > 1:22:53Practically, yes.

1:22:58 > 1:23:02Well... Then, I suppose she must be very happy now.

1:23:02 > 1:23:04No, not exactly.

1:23:04 > 1:23:06She's changed...

1:23:06 > 1:23:10probably due to the hair-raising experiences she's had.

1:23:10 > 1:23:12She is none too happy.

1:23:12 > 1:23:16- Why not? - She thinks I don't trust her.

1:23:16 > 1:23:19- Hmm...- Probably a guilty conscience.

1:23:19 > 1:23:22Why do you say that?

1:23:25 > 1:23:29- Her story is full of discrepancies. - Like, for instance?

1:23:29 > 1:23:33Like, for instance... travelling alone.

1:23:35 > 1:23:39Well, if I didn't trust a woman, Baron, I'd throw her out.

1:23:39 > 1:23:42Oh, no! Not Katherine!

1:23:42 > 1:23:45Oh, you don't know her.

1:23:45 > 1:23:49Oh, she can be so intriguing, so exciting,

1:23:49 > 1:23:52so very, very desirable.

1:23:52 > 1:23:54Yeah...

1:23:54 > 1:23:57Well, then, what makes you so suspicious?

1:23:57 > 1:24:01She asks so many subtle, leading questions.

1:24:01 > 1:24:07She tries to read my mind. If she can't read my mind, she reads my mail.

1:24:07 > 1:24:09You could put a stop to that!

1:24:09 > 1:24:14I may have to, but it will be awkward.

1:24:14 > 1:24:19It would mean turning her over to the custody of the political police.

1:24:20 > 1:24:25- You mean eliminate her?- Oh...! - Put quicklime in her bath salts,

1:24:25 > 1:24:28- a bomb in her boudoir?- Mmm...

1:24:28 > 1:24:30What are you driving at?

1:24:30 > 1:24:35Mr O'Toole, I want you to broadcast to America.

1:24:35 > 1:24:41Not only will you be extremely well paid, but you will be known as the voice of Europe.

1:24:41 > 1:24:43You'll be famous.

1:24:43 > 1:24:50You'll turn out to be an authority on international affairs and write a book called Inside Something...

1:24:50 > 1:24:53And if I don't?

1:24:53 > 1:24:56I think I understand what you mean.

1:24:56 > 1:24:58That's nice.

1:25:00 > 1:25:02HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:25:02 > 1:25:04I'm sorry. I have to leave you.

1:25:04 > 1:25:09Here's my card...which will pass you through to my office.

1:25:09 > 1:25:12Just a minute, Baron.

1:25:13 > 1:25:18You know, she's an American. I'm an American too.

1:25:18 > 1:25:21- You said just about enough for me to...- To do what?

1:25:21 > 1:25:24Turn the matter over to my embassy!

1:25:24 > 1:25:29The brandy must've dulled your wits, Mr O'Toole.

1:25:29 > 1:25:35The little girl in question was killed during an air raid in Warsaw.

1:25:35 > 1:25:40Some stupid American newspaperman established the fact for me.

1:25:40 > 1:25:44Now, she doesn't exist. She's dead.

1:25:44 > 1:25:49Only you and I know how very much alive she is.

1:25:49 > 1:25:52Auf Wiedersehen.

1:26:14 > 1:26:18So you had the bright idea of sending her back to the baron?

1:26:18 > 1:26:24- Who better to find out his plans? - Couldn't you have had a better idea? Couldn't she have done it by phone?

1:26:24 > 1:26:27She was going to be my wife!

1:26:27 > 1:26:30Look here, old man, where's your patriotism?

1:26:30 > 1:26:34Well, thinking of her with him isn't helping it any!

1:26:34 > 1:26:37Leave my patriotism out of this!

1:26:37 > 1:26:44I don't mind giving up coffee and sugar... What man ever said, "I have but one wife to give to my country"?

1:26:44 > 1:26:48I might take this up with my country, get an injunction!

1:26:48 > 1:26:51Look here, not so loud.

1:26:51 > 1:26:55Not so loud! I always talk loud when I'm mad!

1:26:55 > 1:27:01- You're lucky I don't jump up and down! This could make a man a Republican!- Quiet!

1:27:01 > 1:27:06Quiet! I like the way you get patriotic with someone else's girl!

1:27:06 > 1:27:09I bet I could get patriotic with your girl!

1:27:09 > 1:27:16Cool off! I was trailing the baron and overheard everything. You too can be of service to your country.

1:27:16 > 1:27:19I've got nobody to go back to!

1:27:19 > 1:27:24Can't you accept their job and double-cross them at the same time?

1:27:24 > 1:27:27- I might find an angle.- You must!

1:27:27 > 1:27:31In the interests of our country and for the peace of the world.

1:27:31 > 1:27:35When the rest of the world is at peace, I'll still be unhappy!

1:27:35 > 1:27:41I don't mind doing the broadcasting, but I'll never forgive you for making a spy out of O'Hara.

1:27:41 > 1:27:44I've heard everything! Mata O'Hara.

1:27:44 > 1:27:48Mata O'Hara! She couldn't spy her way through a knothole!

1:27:48 > 1:27:51What are you laughing at?

1:27:51 > 1:27:53Stop the man and find me a drink!

1:27:53 > 1:27:59I'll rehearse this as much as you want, but do you mind if I use my own words?

1:27:59 > 1:28:06- I'll get the sense of it.- No, I want...- You don't want it to sound like I've got a gun in my back!- No.

1:28:06 > 1:28:10- It must be full of... - Shpontanuity.

1:28:12 > 1:28:14Shpontanuity.

1:28:14 > 1:28:18I think I see what you mean. Listen to this.

1:28:18 > 1:28:22Hitler has nothing but admiration for America!

1:28:22 > 1:28:29- To the nations of the New World, his friendship knows no bounds. - Uh-uh...

1:28:29 > 1:28:31Nein! Nein!

1:28:31 > 1:28:33I know, I know!

1:28:33 > 1:28:36- Look, bounds, boundaries... Uh-uh. - Oh...

1:28:36 > 1:28:39I'll try something else.

1:28:39 > 1:28:42His friendship will stop at nothing!

1:28:42 > 1:28:44Nein! I know!

1:28:44 > 1:28:47- You can't say that.- No?

1:28:47 > 1:28:51THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:28:53 > 1:29:00Why don't you say our friendship is real because we have so many common interests.

1:29:00 > 1:29:04- Such as what? - Oh, never mind what! Just say it.

1:29:04 > 1:29:10- You can't do business with Americans that way. They want to know what you're selling.- All right...

1:29:10 > 1:29:12Tell them in dollars and cents.

1:29:12 > 1:29:18Tell them - you need our lenses for your cameras, our toys for your children...

1:29:18 > 1:29:21And you'll buy our steel to make the toys with.

1:29:21 > 1:29:25THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:29:25 > 1:29:33- Don't worry. I'll get that in. I'll do the end.- But with real sincerity! - Now listen...

1:29:33 > 1:29:35Conditions are wonderful in Europe

1:29:35 > 1:29:40and, contrary to general opinion, the Germans have no designs on us!

1:29:40 > 1:29:48Tell all workers in the factories and the fields, tell our armed forces on land and sea...

1:29:48 > 1:29:50and in the air...

1:29:50 > 1:29:53and, by all means, tell it to the marines!

1:29:53 > 1:29:58- Marines?- I had to put them in or they'd be offended.

1:29:58 > 1:30:01- Those marines!- That's good.- Yeah?

1:30:01 > 1:30:06Look, there's another thing. THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:30:06 > 1:30:09You see, Mr O'Toole, I was just thinking...

1:30:09 > 1:30:14you might drop a little remark about me, just here and there.

1:30:14 > 1:30:20When you speak of Hitler and Goering, it's so easy to add von Luber.

1:30:20 > 1:30:24Well, now, do you think it right to put yourself ahead of Hess?

1:30:24 > 1:30:27Might be a little premature.

1:30:27 > 1:30:30But ahead of Himmler!

1:30:31 > 1:30:33That'll make the Fuhrer laugh!

1:30:33 > 1:30:38- That'll cost you some more of that gold.- Don't worry. I'll pay!

1:30:38 > 1:30:41- Don't worry. I'll take care of you. - Good.

1:30:57 > 1:31:01- It was the first chance I've had to see you.- Were you followed?- No.

1:31:01 > 1:31:06I wish I could have warned you not to come. They suspect me.

1:31:06 > 1:31:08- Oh...- Where did you get that?

1:31:08 > 1:31:15I couldn't make sense of the baron's papers, so I photographed everything I could find with his Leica camera.

1:31:15 > 1:31:18- That's the film.- Good. Let's see what we've got.

1:31:18 > 1:31:21- What's this?- Oh, that?

1:31:21 > 1:31:26The baron was up late the other night doing a crossword puzzle.

1:31:26 > 1:31:29I just photographed it too.

1:31:30 > 1:31:32Holy smoke!

1:31:34 > 1:31:37This is the answer to the crossword puzzle.

1:31:37 > 1:31:41You're looking at the Nazi cabinet's secret code.

1:31:43 > 1:31:46- That's good, huh?- Is that good?!

1:31:46 > 1:31:49We can find out anything with this,

1:31:49 > 1:31:52so long as the Nazis don't know we have it.

1:31:53 > 1:31:58What happens when they find out we've found out?

1:31:59 > 1:32:06Then thousands of spies all over the world will get headaches learning a new code!

1:32:06 > 1:32:08It'll take them quite a while.

1:32:08 > 1:32:11Believe me - I know!

1:32:11 > 1:32:13- Lot of homework, huh?- Mm-hm!

1:32:15 > 1:32:19I won't breathe freely till I get this in the proper hands. Come on.

1:32:20 > 1:32:23HE SPEAKS FRENCH

1:32:32 > 1:32:36Your information is in the right hands now. Your work is done.

1:32:36 > 1:32:43- I don't have to go back to the baron?- Go to the broadcasting station and find Mr O'Toole!

1:32:43 > 1:32:47He wasn't exactly enthusiastic about your becoming a spy.

1:32:47 > 1:32:50I didn't think he would be.

1:32:50 > 1:32:53Shall I see if I can reach him so you may...?

1:32:53 > 1:32:55Hmm...

1:32:57 > 1:32:59Look out!

1:32:59 > 1:33:01GUNFIRE

1:33:04 > 1:33:07THUD!

1:33:13 > 1:33:16HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:33:22 > 1:33:26Frau Baronin von Luber! Baronin von Luber?

1:33:26 > 1:33:30HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:33:36 > 1:33:39I warned you! You've got to talk!

1:33:39 > 1:33:45You saw what happened to the photographer. Being a woman won't protect you.

1:33:45 > 1:33:50You'll get as much information out of me as you can out of him.

1:33:50 > 1:33:52You'll soon be out of my hands.

1:33:52 > 1:33:58You've made it impossible for me to do anything but turn you over to the Gestapo!

1:33:58 > 1:34:04- You've heard how they operate?- Yeah! - What did you tell the photographer?

1:34:04 > 1:34:07I said you were too clever for me to find out anything.

1:34:07 > 1:34:10KNOCKING Yes?

1:34:10 > 1:34:14HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:34:16 > 1:34:18I'll be back shortly.

1:34:18 > 1:34:22- There's a little celebration in my honour.- A farewell party?

1:34:22 > 1:34:26- Planning a little boat trip?- Yes.

1:34:26 > 1:34:28Coming OUR way?

1:34:28 > 1:34:30Mm-hm. Alone.

1:34:35 > 1:34:38THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:34:42 > 1:34:44Heinz...

1:34:46 > 1:34:48HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:34:51 > 1:34:53Der Fuhrer!

1:35:04 > 1:35:06KNOCKING

1:35:06 > 1:35:10May I come in? Ja.

1:35:25 > 1:35:28HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:35:29 > 1:35:32I'm going in there to change.

1:35:51 > 1:35:53HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:35:56 > 1:36:00Oh, Maid. Would you come and help me fasten my dress?

1:36:06 > 1:36:11- What are you doing here?- I work here! I saw them bring you in.

1:36:11 > 1:36:13I want to help you.

1:36:13 > 1:36:21- Thank you, but it's a bit late. - You must! I heard them talking - they will shoot you!

1:36:21 > 1:36:25- What about you? - Don't worry about me, madam.

1:36:25 > 1:36:27I know just what to do!

1:36:28 > 1:36:32Let me do this one little thing for you.

1:36:34 > 1:36:38- It's awfully sweet, Anna. Thank you. - We must hurry.

1:36:40 > 1:36:43Thank you very much. Au revoir, madam.

1:37:29 > 1:37:33THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:37:39 > 1:37:44- You're sure she was arrested?- I saw them bring her through the lobby.

1:37:44 > 1:37:48- Soon as I do this broadcast, we'll go over there.- Why not now?

1:37:48 > 1:37:53We'd never find her. I'm going to make him produce her in public.

1:37:53 > 1:37:56There's a boat sailing tomorrow. She and I will be on it.

1:37:56 > 1:38:00- What will you say here? - This has great possibilities.

1:38:00 > 1:38:05The baron's okayed this and these so-and-sos don't understand English,

1:38:05 > 1:38:08so with a few changes this ought to do the trick.

1:38:08 > 1:38:11BANGING

1:38:11 > 1:38:14HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:38:14 > 1:38:17SHE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:38:32 > 1:38:35THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:38:46 > 1:38:48HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:38:58 > 1:39:00Hello, America! This is Paris.

1:39:00 > 1:39:04Today, the French capital plays host to the conqueror - Hitler!

1:39:04 > 1:39:09Contrary to many reports, the impression here is the war is over,

1:39:09 > 1:39:15that the British will recognise their defeat and ask for peace.

1:39:15 > 1:39:19Hitler has said repeatedly that he has no quarrel with England,

1:39:19 > 1:39:24and to the New World his friendship knows no... Excuse me.

1:39:24 > 1:39:29I was going to say "bounds", but that might be misunderstood.

1:39:29 > 1:39:36We must not let prejudices run away with us. To show you how human the Nazis are, I'll describe one man.

1:39:36 > 1:39:39He happens to be very important.

1:39:39 > 1:39:42His name is Baron von Luber.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45He is brilliant, astute, subtle.

1:39:45 > 1:39:49What is even more commendable, he is absolutely fearless.

1:39:49 > 1:39:56He has come a long way in the Nazi world and he is now commonly referred to as Nazi number 5.

1:39:56 > 1:40:01But, mark my words, in no time, he will be Nazi number 4.

1:40:01 > 1:40:05- RADIO OFF...AND ON - There is no stopping von Luber!

1:40:05 > 1:40:08Goebbels is a little shaky!

1:40:08 > 1:40:12And although Goering is Nazi number 2,

1:40:12 > 1:40:17the question going round here is - for how long?

1:40:17 > 1:40:21As I have said, the baron doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.

1:40:21 > 1:40:24He doesn't even fear the Fuhrer!

1:40:24 > 1:40:30There are even rumours of a second party movement, headed by this modest man,

1:40:30 > 1:40:37who wrote all the Fuhrer's speeches and has been content to remain in the background.

1:40:37 > 1:40:41Destiny is putting his finger on this man of the hour!

1:40:41 > 1:40:44HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:40:44 > 1:40:49This evening, he's giving a party in honour of his glamorous young wife.

1:40:49 > 1:40:52He is going to present her to the Nazi leaders...

1:40:52 > 1:40:56- SHE MOUTHS - One moment, please!

1:40:57 > 1:41:03I have a great surprise for you! The baroness is here now and will say a few words.

1:41:03 > 1:41:07THEY SPEAK GERMAN

1:41:10 > 1:41:14The baron married an American girl who turned out to be Jewish!

1:41:14 > 1:41:17Oh! Nein!

1:41:17 > 1:41:20HE SPEAKS GERMAN

1:41:26 > 1:41:29Hey, where's your ticket?

1:41:29 > 1:41:32Don't bother me! Here it is!

1:41:37 > 1:41:41Thank you... Thank you...

1:41:49 > 1:41:52Ain't it great to be headed home?

1:41:52 > 1:41:54Mm-hm!

1:41:54 > 1:41:56- Mr O'Toole?- That's me.

1:41:56 > 1:41:59- The purser wishes to see you.- Good.

1:41:59 > 1:42:03Maybe they've found a place for me to sleep. Excuse me, dear.

1:42:03 > 1:42:07- I'll walk round the deck. - See you here.

1:42:36 > 1:42:40Well! I thought the Fuhrer had purged you by now.

1:42:40 > 1:42:43No, I'm back in his good graces.

1:42:43 > 1:42:50I explained to him that you and Mr O'Toole were accomplices in a none-too-funny joke at my expense.

1:42:50 > 1:42:53He granted me a divorce.

1:42:53 > 1:42:58You're now free to marry again. You don't look too happy.

1:42:58 > 1:43:04Not when I think of you headed to the United States - you're headed for trouble.

1:43:04 > 1:43:09Trouble? Our countries are at peace. I'm on a goodwill mission.

1:43:09 > 1:43:13You have been ever since you sold your country out!

1:43:13 > 1:43:17You've goodwilled seven or eight peaceful nations out of existence!

1:43:17 > 1:43:20Now you're going to my country!

1:43:20 > 1:43:26You may be at peace with them, but you've got trouble with me! I'll pin your ears back!

1:43:26 > 1:43:29Katherine, you've lost your polish.

1:43:29 > 1:43:31Now you're not very bright.

1:43:31 > 1:43:34You should've listened more to me.

1:43:34 > 1:43:37As time goes on, I'll be a very influential man.

1:43:37 > 1:43:44The world is changing. The masses want someone to do their thinking for them.

1:43:44 > 1:43:48And why not let a few great minds do their thinking? It's coming soon.

1:43:48 > 1:43:50Individual thinking can be dangerous.

1:43:52 > 1:43:55Especially for the individual.

1:43:56 > 1:44:03To go a step further, there's one thing more dangerous than individual thinking...

1:44:04 > 1:44:06..and that's talking.

1:44:11 > 1:44:16Expressing your thoughts. You have caused me considerable trouble.

1:44:16 > 1:44:22I should hate it to continue in America where I have things to do...

1:44:22 > 1:44:24HE WHISTLES

1:44:59 > 1:45:03FOOTSTEPS

1:45:05 > 1:45:09- You're shaking like a leaf! What happened?- I...

1:45:09 > 1:45:13- I think I'm going to faint.- Wait! I'll get you drink.

1:45:18 > 1:45:20Sit down.

1:45:20 > 1:45:23Take it easy. Don't talk.

1:45:23 > 1:45:27Take a deep breath. Take a lot of deep breaths!

1:45:27 > 1:45:32- I...I...I...- Do as I tell you! Take a deep breath!

1:45:32 > 1:45:36- ..Glass of iced water. - I...- It'll wait!

1:45:36 > 1:45:38What speed are we making?

1:45:38 > 1:45:40About 27 knots - why?

1:45:40 > 1:45:42Here - take this.

1:45:42 > 1:45:46Have you got some money bet on the ship's pool?

1:45:49 > 1:45:51I...

1:45:51 > 1:45:54- I just met the baron...- The baron?

1:45:54 > 1:45:57Oh...so he's aboard?

1:45:59 > 1:46:03No wonder! It must've been a shock meeting him!

1:46:03 > 1:46:06Mmm... So he's going to America?

1:46:06 > 1:46:10I don't like that. I'd like to push him overboard!

1:46:15 > 1:46:18Did he say anything about the divorce?

1:46:18 > 1:46:21Mmm... He got it.

1:46:21 > 1:46:26Good! As soon as we land, we can be married! Your troubles are over!

1:46:28 > 1:46:30Not quite... Pat...

1:46:30 > 1:46:33I think I killed a man...

1:46:33 > 1:46:35once...

1:46:35 > 1:46:39What am I supposed to say? Somebody we know?

1:46:39 > 1:46:42- Uh-huh...- What...?- The baron.

1:46:42 > 1:46:45That's why I wanted to ask how fast we were travelling...

1:46:45 > 1:46:50If we're going 27 knots an hour, how far back would he be by now?

1:46:50 > 1:46:53I'll have to figure that out.

1:46:53 > 1:46:5527 knots an hour...

1:46:57 > 1:46:59Overboard?

1:46:59 > 1:47:04- Don't you think we better go and tell the captain?- Wait a minute!

1:47:04 > 1:47:06- Wait...!- Huh?

1:47:06 > 1:47:09This might mean 20 years for you.

1:47:09 > 1:47:11What about our marriage?

1:47:11 > 1:47:14You wouldn't wait?

1:47:14 > 1:47:175, 10, 15...? No!

1:47:17 > 1:47:19This could be serious.

1:47:19 > 1:47:22He tried to kill me.

1:47:22 > 1:47:25Oh... Then it could be self-defence.

1:47:27 > 1:47:30He said it was either him or me...

1:47:30 > 1:47:35I don't know... In my mind, it just suddenly dwindled down to him.

1:47:35 > 1:47:39Don't you think we ought to go and tell the captain?

1:47:39 > 1:47:42- Huh?- Yeah...

1:47:42 > 1:47:45Yes, I guess I ought to tell the captain.

1:47:45 > 1:47:50- I suppose he'd like to know there's a man overboard.- Yes...

1:47:50 > 1:47:54- ..Where can I find the captain? - Next door, playing bridge.

1:47:54 > 1:47:56Oh, he's just...?

1:47:56 > 1:48:02- I'll go with you.- No use both of us telling him. Take twice as long.

1:48:02 > 1:48:05You just sit here...and relax.

1:49:26 > 1:49:29We're going back to pick him up.

1:49:30 > 1:49:32What's that?

1:49:32 > 1:49:36That's us - going back to pick him up.

1:49:36 > 1:49:39That's more than the Germans would do for us.

1:49:39 > 1:49:43Maybe that's what makes us different.

1:49:43 > 1:49:45Mmm...

1:49:45 > 1:49:50Well, I've turned the ship around. If he's a good swimmer...

1:49:50 > 1:49:53- He can't swim.- Huh?- He can't swim.

1:49:53 > 1:49:55Is that so?

1:49:55 > 1:49:58Well...!

1:49:58 > 1:50:01FOGHORN BLARES

1:50:11 > 1:50:15Subtitles by Martin Maguire BBC Scotland 2001

1:50:15 > 1:50:17E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk