0:00:03 > 0:00:07This film contains some strong language.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Same thing every fucking morning.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- I heard that. - No, you didn't.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Yes I did. - I did too.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56OK. Here we go.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, Sandy, what the hell.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Mom! - It's just for germs, they're for enemy.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Good luck in your test. - And I need luck.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- (MUMBLES) Mom. - I'm sorry.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Have a great day. And remember, own your own power.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15You're a powerful little chicken.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17(KIDS LAUGH)
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Sorry.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Don't forget to bring the DVD from my birthday.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I told Lizzie I'd bring it in for show and tell tomorrow.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Do I ever forget anything? - Just do it! OK, Mom?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36# I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one
0:01:36 > 0:01:38# I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# I'm a child, I'm a mother
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# I will not be ashamed
0:01:46 > 0:01:48# I'm your hell, I'm your dream
0:01:48 > 0:01:50# I'm nothing in between
0:01:50 > 0:01:54# You know you wouldn't want it any other way... #
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Welcome to the Frank Magic Jr sixth birthday celebration.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36We have many famous guests. Well, we're here.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Cute.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45HE RAPS
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# You must try to ignore
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# That it means more than that
0:02:51 > 0:02:55# What's love got to do, got to do... #
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yeah, that's it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oh, Molly, Molly.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Molly Foster?!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23You're a magician. A little magician.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Love knowing Sandy's in the next room.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Molly. Yes, Molly.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41(SCREAMS) Oh, my God!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Mom, I don't understand why we have to move into the city.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54The city is the centre of everything, guys. It will be a fresh start.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Colin's dad said that only minorities
0:03:56 > 0:03:58and venture capitalists live in the city.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And now we do too.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Are we gonna meet any transvestites?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21What's a transvestite?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24It's a person who has a penis and a vagina and they live in the city.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26That's not what it is.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30All right, guys, this is the place.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I really have to pee.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Can you hold it a little longer?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Welcome to New York City.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39We're only here because our parents are getting a divorce.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Not to sight-see or see Phantom of the Opera.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Sadie. - You know I've read about this.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It's fairly typical behaviour for children of divorced.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49How about taking the bags?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Mom, check this out! We're writing our names.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh God!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Well, you can't mope around for the rest of your life.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04It's only been three weeks, Mom. Just give me some time.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Oh, such a smart girl.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10But she never graduated college, and you hated her.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13But the French, she spoke it so beautifully.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15She was from there.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19She was a Finklestein. It's hard not to love a Finklestein.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Anyway, I spoke to your cousin Ruth, and she arranged a job interview
0:05:22 > 0:05:26with the women's centre where she used to work. Get you out of your funk.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I have a job, at the coffee shop.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, it's depressing and you're a college graduate, Aram, for crying out loud.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34You will finally put that Ladies Studies major of yours to good use.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38It's a minor, Dad, and it's called sociology.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41BA from Stanford, MA in journalism from Northwestern.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45You do realize that this is a fact-checking job?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I've been raising two kids, and...
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Well, the truth is... I'm getting divorced.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58And I'm sure I'd be good at this because I'm very organized.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04I love sports, well not hockey, so much.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09You see, once the kids were born, I decided to stay home for a while.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Which was OK, because you know, babies take up a lot of time.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Maybe you don't know.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Anyway, eventually they went to school
0:06:21 > 0:06:24and I started having more time on my hands.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27And I compiled these stat books,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30and made up this graphing system.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yeah, hmm.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48How?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Just time, and a great satellite TV package.
0:06:53 > 0:06:59Aram Finklestein, that's a Jewish name, right?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Mm-hmm.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08What are your feelings about women, Aram?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Are you kidding? I think they're great up until...
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Recently I was planning on spending the rest of my life with a woman.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Not that I wanted to spend it with a man, I just...
0:07:21 > 0:07:26This one experience with a woman, not a man,
0:07:26 > 0:07:32kinda took away my faith in... Well, I guess, everything.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Aram, I know you took some women's studies courses in college.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41But other than that, do you have any kind of experience
0:07:41 > 0:07:44that you think might have prepared you for this job?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I used to buy tampons for my mother.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56You will fit in perfectly, yes.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Thought I'd met my soul mate.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05You met a really hot French girl who needed a green card.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- She was just so... - Hot.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- It wasn't that. - Sexy.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12It was something else. She needed me.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yes, to get a green card.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18There's gotta be more meaning to it all than this.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23You know, living at your parents' place isn't exactly...grabbing life by the balls, you know.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24I'm saving up.
0:08:24 > 0:08:30I hate to tell you this but... you work in a coffee shop.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And your hot French wife left you for her brother.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Stop it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Can I get you something?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Yeah, this ad says you have an apartment for rent?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Yeah, the owner has a loft upstairs...
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Which I would be happy to show you.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Sure. - Cool.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50(WHISPERING) MILF.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'm Mitchell, and this right here is Aram.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- What's MILF? - I don't know.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56He's trying to figure out the meaning of life.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00He also is a wonderful babysitter if you ever need one.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Just a perk of the apartment.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Hey, little guys. - Mom, I do not want to live here.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I want my own room. How many more apartments do we have to look at?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- I found an apartment. - You're fast.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21It's not great, but my husband won't be there so that's a plus.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23How are you so well adjusted?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26All those years with the PTA, I don't have a choice.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28How's the job search?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I got one, fact checker at SNN.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34You are unbelievable, you're almost fully healed.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39You know, everyone says what a nightmare it is to get divorced, but I feel fine.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41No residual or anything?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44This is the best thing that ever happened to me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Trapped in some suburban hell, same thing
0:09:46 > 0:09:49day after day like a hamster on a wheel.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Up on your feet, let's ride to happiness.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54All you need now to complete the healing is to get laid.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh no, that's one thing I'm not ready for.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Look, I don't expect you to fall in love with this guy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04This guy? Oh, no! What have you done?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07My chiropractor, who fixed me up with that whole elevator shaft thing.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Anyway, he smells great, and went to an Ivy League college.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Where? - Santa Barbara.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's not Ivy League.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Well, he's in great shape, and he has a country house.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18And I already told him all about you.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Wait, I think that's the kid who showed me the apartment.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22The one who tried to kiss you?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25No, he just works in the coffee shop right below.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Too bad, he's cute. - Yeah, like, ten.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Nice ass, coffee boy.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Just go out with my chiropractor and have a good time,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40maybe screw him, you know, if it seems right.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Have fun.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20There's this huge kid, and he has like so much fat on him.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25He sat at me at gym class, and told me he would change my name to Pablo.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Frankie, that is terrible, are you OK, sweetie? - It's Pablo.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30And yes, it was fun.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- So, listen... - Uh-oh.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- What? - Whenever you say, "So, listen,"
0:11:35 > 0:11:37it's always something weird.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41It's not weird, it's just that I'm thinking about going on a date.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I don't know whether I really want to,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46but I think it'd be a positive step for me.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48But I just wanted to see how you guys would feel about it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Are you gonna have sex with him?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52That's an inappropriate question.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Eugh!
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Hey guys, you know, if we're gonna live in the city,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05we're gonna have to learn to deal with this kind of stuff, OK?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08So just stick with me and be polite.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Hello. - Hi.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Thanks you for coming in on such short notice.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I wouldn't normally put you on this type of situation,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26without some training, but we're really in a bind.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Whatever I can do to help. - OK, great, now why don't you put your suit on
0:12:29 > 0:12:31and then meet me at the activities room.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- My suit? - Yeah, it's in the closet behind you.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Now try to hurry, self-defence class starts exactly at 5.30.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Mom, why do you have to do this?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Because now that we live in New York, we're gonna meet all kinds of different people.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and we need to know how to deal with them.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Like the man with the penis?
0:12:49 > 0:12:54So you're walking down the street, and all of a sudden you hear...
0:12:54 > 0:12:58(WOLF WHISTLES) "Hey, sweet lips, I like that ass.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01"Hey, Mommy, why don't you come over here, sit on my face...?
0:13:01 > 0:13:06"Hey, kid, how would like to make a quick 100?"
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Yeah, sure.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09No, you don't kid, you don't want that money.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Self-preservation in a city of predators.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16That's what you will learn in here.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Let's meet our perpetrator.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Hi
0:13:29 > 0:13:32No words, perp, unless they're scripted.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Begin scenario eight.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Hey, sweet lips.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Scenario three.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Hey, baby, that should be illegal.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Five.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Mrs Sanchez, it appears you have a yeast infection and...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13..an unbelievable set of tits.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22For our last exercise, I am going to demonstrate
0:14:22 > 0:14:26what I call "ocean of anger."
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Hold on, because we are about to go deep.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32All of us as women have developed
0:14:32 > 0:14:35a reservoir of resentment and anger.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39And these reservoirs put together form an ocean,
0:14:39 > 0:14:44and this ocean is available for all of us to draw from.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48It holds the collective power of every woman
0:14:48 > 0:14:53who has ever been wronged. An inappropriate sexual remark,
0:14:53 > 0:14:58being underpaid for a job you've done better than a man,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01an ancestor who was a slave.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Or rice picker, or simply
0:15:07 > 0:15:10low man on the totem pole.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15A husband who has wronged you, who has cheated and lied to you,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18or you, or you, or you.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- I'm a lesbian. - See me after class.
0:15:22 > 0:15:28All of this anger is present in all of you, right now and always.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I need a volunteer.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Mom!
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Don't!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47You are going to call upon this history
0:15:47 > 0:15:52and unleash the ocean of anger on our perp.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I, er, just need a quick bathroom break.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Zip it, perp. Tell him to zip it.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Zip it, perp. - Again, good, louder.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Zip it, perp.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Now tell him what you wanna tell him.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Dirty little fucking scumbag.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Take your disease-riddled whore and fuck her in hell
0:16:34 > 0:16:36for all eternity.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38While the devil burns you
0:16:38 > 0:16:41with hot jagged metal,
0:16:41 > 0:16:46and suffocates you with molten fury.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Now, unleash!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Oh, my God.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Is there a safe word I should be aware of?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57COME ON!
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Time out.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23My life was never supposed to be this way.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38It's OK.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I know you.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I don't see how getting beat up by a bunch of chicks everyday
0:17:50 > 0:17:53is getting you closer to the meaning of life.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57I'm helping people, I'm contributing to the world.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Not like an actor.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Buddy, I reflect life back unto itself, OK?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Thereby, taking a mirror, like a theatre mirror...
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Look at you. - Oh, it's not as bad as it feels.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18My mom was sorry she beat you up so bad.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Thank you, Frankie.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Don't worry about it, your mom didn't beat me up.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I've been going through a lot...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Can I get a blueberry muffin...? - Not right now, sweetheart.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I've been going through a lot recently I didn't realize how much it was affecting me.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31- Don't worry about it. - Just saying sorry.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- I pick it out. - I helped.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37If fell face first into it, you could die.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I was wondering if I could take you up on your offer
0:18:40 > 0:18:42to baby-sit.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44If it still holds, that is.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I don't really... I mean, I haven't in a little while...
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I figured since they, hired you at the women's centre,
0:18:50 > 0:18:52you must be trustworthy.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59I guess I could pop upstairs some day after work for a couple of hours.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Would Thursday work?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- She has a date. - With a big pimp.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Where do you learn this stuff?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Olivia at school taught me, we play.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Whatever happened to kickball?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Would seven o'clock be OK?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, great.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29There are times when the lost must be found,
0:19:29 > 0:19:33and other times when the lost must find themselves.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Very well said, Rabbi.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39It's not that he's a bad little boy, just misguided, falling in with the wrong crowd.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Are you talking about me? I only hang out with you and Dad.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48The battles are not only fought on the battlefield, Roberta, but also in the soul.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51My soul is fine. It's great.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52What does his future hold?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Mom, he's not a palm reader.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57A new job is in order.
0:19:58 > 0:20:04Luckily, my cousin is a head hunter. Are you interested in business, Aram?
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Yes.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Kids, your babysitter's here. Come say hello.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Sadie usually goes to bed a bit later than Frankie,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13but due to her unscheduled emergency surgery
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- she will be going to bed the same time. - Oh my God.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Are you sure I should be staying with her after she just had surgery?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28This was her surgery.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I told you it was dead when I found it.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Yes, but I highly doubt its organs have been harvested.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- I hate you. - Can I play Wii?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37For half an hour.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42- You're gonna be OK, right? - Yeah.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Truth is, I didn't know if I want to go on this date,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49it's just my friend, she's kinda forcing me.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51She thinks I need to get l...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Release some tension.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57DOOR BUZZER
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Do I look OK? Everything's in order?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03It seems to be.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04OK.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Goodbye, Frankie. - Bye.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Hey Frank. - Call me Pablo.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22He also had some sub-cranial seizures as well as TMJ.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Wow. So what did you do?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I went right home and I took out my skeleton.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34- Your skeleton? - It's not as weird as it sounds.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39I have this bone replica skeleton, keep him in the house and I use him to figure stuff out.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43This way I can put him in different positions and see how they affect his bone structure.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- It's a him? - Yes, it's a him.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Thought it would be weird if it was a her.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52That way people might think I'm seeing somebody,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56and it might actually drive away beautiful women like you.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I'm a mom.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Why did I say that?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04It's OK, it's all right, I know. It's true.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08You are a mom. And you are incredibly beautiful.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11You have excellent posture.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Excuse me for just a second.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46You haven't told me much about yourself.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48My God.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Hello! - I'm here.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I thought I'd lost you for a second.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02You from the city originally?
0:23:03 > 0:23:08No, I grew up just outside San Francisco.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10That's a...great town.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Do you have any hobbies?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Just take care of my kids.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23No, no, that's not a...hobby.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I used to like to windsurf.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Longboard? Shortboard? Ocean, lake, what?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Lake, mostly lake.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37(HE GRUNTS)
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I competed when I was younger.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Competitive windsurfer, that's impressive.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53So?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55You... Beautiful you, you...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00You are fascinating.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08What's your normal job?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- I work at the coffee shop. - I mean your real job.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13It is my real job.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15But you have a blow-up suit, too.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16That was just once, I quit there.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Didn't you go to college? - Yes.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I hope I have a real job by the time I'm your age.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Knockout!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28The Pablo man knocked you out. I own you!
0:24:28 > 0:24:32So are we gonna have fun tonight or you're gonna be one of those boring babysitters?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Hey, guys, it's me.
0:24:33 > 0:24:39I don't know why you're not picking up. Anyway, I hope everything's OK.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Yeah, OK, bye.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Worried about the kids, huh?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56My new babysitter hasn't much experience yet.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I know exactly what you need.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05See, we all hold our tension somewhere.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07For you, it's in your shoulders...
0:25:09 > 0:25:13..and just a little bit in your ass.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16As much experience as I have...
0:25:17 > 0:25:21..I can tell just by the way people walk...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28..and even by the way they smile.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38No charge.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46This thing got my arm.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50I'm running through the woods.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Leave me one arm, please don't...
0:25:57 > 0:26:01I'll get claustrophobic wearing human skin mask.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You couldn't even wear a Hulk mask last Halloween.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05That's because it was hot and it smelled bad.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- That was your breath, retard. - Sadie...
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Actually... - Come on, you don't need to do...
0:26:09 > 0:26:10It's 11 o'clock.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Got to get you to bed before your mom comes home.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Tell us about The Exorcist. - OK.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I don't feel so good.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20I might throw up.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23This chocolate bar is bigger than you.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26If you're gonna throw up, can we do it before your mom gets home, please?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29If he throws up, I'll freak out.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I love throw ups.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Eew, you love to eat throw up? - Sadie.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34What?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37You're gonna freak him out, you'll get us all in trouble.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39You know what helps when I feel sick, Frankie?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- That was nice, listen... - What?
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Eating a raw skinned pigeon with mustard and rotten milk,
0:26:45 > 0:26:49just chewing on those intestines and those little bones...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- OK, off to bed, come on... - Yummy.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Touch my cock.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Stop the car.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- You have a problem. - I have a problem?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Thanks for offering.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33I'd love to touch it.
0:27:35 > 0:27:41In a taxi. It seems like the perfect place.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Hobbies?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Well...
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Salsa dancing and windsurfing.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Home making.
0:28:01 > 0:28:06How could this happen to me? Do you ever wonder that?
0:28:06 > 0:28:10How could I have floated so far
0:28:10 > 0:28:15off the path I thought I was on?
0:28:15 > 0:28:19I just thought maybe
0:28:19 > 0:28:23it would be some meaning to my life.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25And that's the big joke.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30I'm not making any sense.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Maybe you'll come back again...
0:28:43 > 0:28:47..because I think the kids could really use some continuity.
0:28:49 > 0:28:50Shit.
0:28:53 > 0:28:59I have no fucking money. Can you believe that?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Can I pay you tomorrow?
0:29:03 > 0:29:04It's no problem.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16Hey, get you, eating a croissant.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18French chick must be fading, huh.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Don't change the music. - What, this shitty music?
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Oops.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26- What do you think about kids? - I think about making them all the time.
0:29:27 > 0:29:31- That's not what I'm talking about. - What are you talking about?
0:29:31 > 0:29:38I don't know, being entirely responsible for another human being's life.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39It's crazy.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- Aram, Aram. - Mom's dead!
0:29:41 > 0:29:43- What? - Come on.
0:29:47 > 0:29:48She's not dead.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51Could be post-mortem twitch.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Kids, fall back.
0:30:00 > 0:30:01Sandy.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03Sandy.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Sandy.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13It's morning.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26Oh, my God, I slept with a babysitter.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30You didn't sleep with a babysitter.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33We thought you were dead.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Yeah, we thought you might have asphyxiated on your own vomit.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Aram can take us to school. Because we're already late.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47- Could you? - Sure.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Can you pick them up too?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Are those stat sheets ready yet?
0:30:55 > 0:30:56Yeah, printer four.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Sandy, you got a minute?
0:31:11 > 0:31:12- So Sandy... - Am I fired?
0:31:12 > 0:31:15What! Why would you say that?
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Because...
0:31:18 > 0:31:21..I'm so hungover, I guess.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24I have two kids and no husband.
0:31:24 > 0:31:28I haven't had a real job since graduate school. I'm so sorry
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Oh, please don't apologize.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33I was really calling you in to see if you wanted to write for me.
0:31:34 > 0:31:39I find the guys' stuff gets boring and repetitive.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43And I saw that stat book you put together - amazing.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Clearly obsessive, reminds me of me.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Do you do yoga?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53I'd do yoga if I could win.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55I'm gonna take you some time.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- Thanks. - Hydrate.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Cool, what's your catchphrase gonna be?
0:32:12 > 0:32:14I don't think it's gonna be like that, Frankie.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17I'm just gonna be writing the basis of the story and she'll fill in the flavour.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- What about suck it? - Why are you such an idiot?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22It's just an idea.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25That's really exciting though, I mean, and you can even get some airtime.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28I don't think so. - That will be cool, mom.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31You have the face for it.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33That's a nice thing to say.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37"You have the face for it.", Hmm, love you, love you, love you.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41I'm just saying that your mom has a face
0:32:41 > 0:32:44that would look good on TV.
0:32:45 > 0:32:51I'm very together, I never miss taking my kids to school.
0:32:51 > 0:32:56You don't have to explain anything, I promise. I know what it's like to go through a divorce.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Are your parents divorced?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00No, I am, sort of.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03What? You're so young.
0:33:03 > 0:33:04When do you have the time?
0:33:04 > 0:33:07It was short-lived, her name was Alice,
0:33:07 > 0:33:10she left me for her brother. He wasn't really her brother,
0:33:10 > 0:33:14he was just posing as her brother so he could be close to her
0:33:14 > 0:33:16so she could use me to get a green card.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19What!? That is horrible.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Yeah, it's pretty bad.
0:33:23 > 0:33:28The worst part about it though is I can't bring myself to finalize the divorce
0:33:28 > 0:33:31because if I do then she'll get kicked out of the country.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34That would be so cruel, you know.
0:33:34 > 0:33:39God, I wished I could get my husband kicked out of the country.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41- It's that bad, huh? - Yeah.
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- So sorry. - Oh, no, me too, for you.
0:33:47 > 0:33:52You know, Aram, this has been really hard for me
0:33:52 > 0:33:56and with a new job, there's gonna be some longer hours.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58And I was thinking, maybe you'd be willing
0:33:58 > 0:34:03to help us out on more of a full-time basis.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05A nanny?
0:34:05 > 0:34:09You're not from Trinidad, you're from the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Did we send you to college for this? Harry?
0:34:11 > 0:34:13You always said you just wanted me to be happy.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Within reason. This is not how you contribute to the world.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Mom, you work for Ralph Lauren.
0:34:18 > 0:34:19People need clothes.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23This family needs me, she just got divorced
0:34:23 > 0:34:25and she got this great job
0:34:25 > 0:34:28and she needs someone to trust to take care of these kids.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Mom, it's not like it's forever.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33You know, I'm gonna be making money.
0:34:34 > 0:34:35- Harry! - All right,
0:34:35 > 0:34:39you're still going out on interviews for other jobs.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42And in the meantime you can keep this one.
0:34:57 > 0:34:58Aram Finklestein?
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Is there anything going on at home?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Anything you'd like to talk to us about?
0:35:33 > 0:35:34We'd do anything to help.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Sixteen...
0:35:38 > 0:35:40The Eastern Conference is on the verge...
0:35:47 > 0:35:49It would be a commitment not just to the job,
0:35:49 > 0:35:51but to the community of people that work here.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54You're going to get back whatever you put in.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Look at Yael here.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01It takes more than good memory to have good memories.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03(KIDS LAUGH)
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Let me try it, get a job, I'm a freaking racer.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23It's not the same... It's not the same thing. Because you have to say the freaking first to make it work.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26It's much funnier with the freaking, right?
0:36:26 > 0:36:27I'm just gonna go outside and grab a smoke.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Smoke? What are they, from the stone age?
0:36:35 > 0:36:39You've got to find something wrong with every guy, don't you?
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Did you see how long it takes the guy to order a bottle of wine?
0:36:42 > 0:36:45His father owns a vineyard in Napa, so he knows a lot about it.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Like he mentioned several hundred times.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49He mentioned it once.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Who is calling you? You don't have a life.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55It's Aram, he taught me how to text.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Oh my God! - What?
0:36:57 > 0:37:00- You have a thing for the nanny. - Oh, please.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Excuse me!
0:37:02 > 0:37:04He's just telling me that my kids are asleep.
0:37:04 > 0:37:09Right. "Kids asleep. Frank took two-foot-long poop, we measured."
0:37:09 > 0:37:10It's disgusting.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14Just keeping me in the loop and I appreciate that.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19He's very funny, sincere.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22And besides, he's a lot more adult than those guys you set me up with.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25In a 24-year-old kind of way.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27- Let me see what you wrote. - No, no...you're not...
0:37:30 > 0:37:34Wow. "About to bail on my date, set up Monopoly?"
0:37:34 > 0:37:38This is pathetic. Seriously?
0:37:38 > 0:37:39Yeah.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46OK, here's the puss.
0:37:48 > 0:37:54I would love you to meet Sunshine and Cinnamon.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Hi, I am Aram.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59They love talking and stuff so...
0:38:00 > 0:38:03Try to be normal, all right? Stay positive.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- Sorry. - Aram, hey.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10It's a weird name.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Thank you.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Mitch tells me you're divorced.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16It's weird, huh.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19It's kinda normal to me, you know, it's my life.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21So I'm kinda used to it, I guess.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27I guess if you mean it's unusual, then yeah.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29You've thought a lot about this.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31I guess.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36I love theories.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38They make me a little horny.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42I think I'm gonna go.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Oh. Yeah.
0:38:45 > 0:38:46All right.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Hey, it's me, what are you guys doing?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58We're just playing American Idol.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02That was truly dreadful, Aram Finklestein, awful.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06You were kinda little pitchy in the beginning but dawg, I mean you put it together in the end,
0:39:06 > 0:39:08and man, you rocked.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Well, Randy liked me, but I still don't think I'm going to the next round.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14I'm not gonna be able to make it home for dinner tonight.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Yeah, no problem. I could feed the kids.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18You may have to put them to bed too.
0:39:18 > 0:39:19A late one, huh?
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Yeah, a couple of the Vikings players
0:39:22 > 0:39:24were charged with sexually assaulting a stripper.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27I have to come up with something pithy to lead with.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Well, Vikings have been attacking people on ships for centuries now.
0:39:30 > 0:39:34Aram, that's perfect. I'll see when I get home, OK?
0:39:36 > 0:39:37Sandy, you ready?
0:39:38 > 0:39:40# Got a good job in the city
0:39:40 > 0:39:42# Workin' for the man down in New Orleans. #
0:39:49 > 0:39:50I'm sorry.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53God!
0:39:55 > 0:39:58I can't imagine there'd be many more days like this.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00No prob, there's dinner for you on the table there.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Oh, thanks, you didn't have to do that.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Just whipped up some stuff that I learned on Top Chef.
0:40:10 > 0:40:14The kids helped, and Frank's pretty good.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18Delicious, wow, mmm... Wait.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22I have these two tickets for the fight on Saturday.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24I thought you might be able to use them.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Aren't the kids with their dad this weekend?
0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Yeah. - And you don't wanna use these?
0:40:32 > 0:40:36My girlfriend's not free and I couldn't face another date.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38So take whoever you want.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- That's really nice, thanks. - You're welcome.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Hey, I was wondering if you were free this weekend.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52because I've got these tickets to the big fight.
0:40:54 > 0:40:59Tonight's main event is for New York State Heavyweight Championship.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Yeah, come on, one to the body.
0:41:07 > 0:41:08SANDY KEEPS SHOUTING
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Burn that liver!
0:41:26 > 0:41:27Come on!
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Come on, ref!
0:41:30 > 0:41:32I hate it when the ref does that.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36Why bother having a rest, just let them bare-knuckle it.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41I can't believe you were thinking of not coming.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43Me neither.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47I could never be like this with Frank.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51It was like I didn't even know if I was happy when I was with him.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55What makes people do that? Just coast along.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58And you know the thing that really sticks for me
0:41:58 > 0:42:01is that I never got the chance to tell him how I felt.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04He has this strange ability...
0:42:06 > 0:42:09..to make me entirely lose my voice.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13Like some superpower, it's crazy.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15No Voice Man.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Steal Your Voice Man.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Quiet Man.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Dr Silence. That's a good one.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Hey, Aram, right?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Yael from Roscoe Mathis, I interviewed you.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Oh, yeah, yeah. How are you?
0:42:29 > 0:42:34Dude, you're the only person that's ever said no to us. Most people would kill for that job.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Sorry about that.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Ringside at the fight, doesn't look like you're doing too bad.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Let me know if you ever change your mind.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45- Thanks. - Good to see you again.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51What?
0:42:51 > 0:42:53It's just an entry level thing.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58At Roscoe Mathis? And you let that go to be my nanny?
0:43:00 > 0:43:02Idiotic.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04I thought so too, for a minute.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08I wasn't really thinking clearly there after Alice.
0:43:09 > 0:43:15And suddenly I just had a very clear thought in my head.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21What really matters are the people in my life.
0:43:21 > 0:43:26You and your family were, are some of those people that make me feel good,
0:43:26 > 0:43:31make my life good, every day. Anyway, I guess...
0:43:34 > 0:43:38That is the most wonderfully
0:43:38 > 0:43:41and jaded, naive thing I have ever heard.
0:43:42 > 0:43:47It's rare to find a guy who's such a romantic.
0:43:52 > 0:43:53I think he's got him.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Come on, come on.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58Come on!
0:43:59 > 0:44:01Come on, put him away!
0:44:01 > 0:44:02Put him away!
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Jesus Christ!
0:44:16 > 0:44:17Bright light.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23Just close those eyes.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27- I'm not tired. - You've gotta sleep this off, buddy.
0:44:30 > 0:44:31I'm gonna put these here, OK?
0:44:34 > 0:44:36I really love your kids.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38I know.
0:44:41 > 0:44:42I had fun tonight.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Yeah... Me too.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53Would you like it if I called you that? Not OK to call me that word, OK?
0:44:53 > 0:44:57It's not a bad word, though. It's just means a female dog.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00- I'm not gonna have a semantics debate, OK? - What are you doing here?
0:45:00 > 0:45:03You know what it means, it's not OK to call me that, or anyone else for that matter.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06You've been in the city for a few months, they're already totally corrupted.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08- Dad's play sucks. - Frankie! What happened?
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- Aram!? - Guys, careful...
0:45:11 > 0:45:14Come on, you late night criminals.
0:45:14 > 0:45:18That's not gonna work. Off to jail.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- Hey, guess what? - You wanna give me a million dollars?
0:45:20 > 0:45:21We saw a dead deer on the side of the road.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Oh, even better.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25We wanted to touch it, but Dad wouldn't let us.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Oh, how mean.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29You running a home for delinquent boys?
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Aram helps me with the kids, Frank.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34The kids weren't here, so what's he doing here?
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Can I just explain something to you?
0:45:36 > 0:45:39You have no rights in this house, OK?
0:45:39 > 0:45:42I don't like the way this separation is going.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Oh, really?
0:45:44 > 0:45:48Well, I'm loving the way it's going, this is exactly how I envisioned my life.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Never noticed how weird this thing was.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52That's mine.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54What I wanna say, it's gonna come out wrong.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57I want you back. I want our life back.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59Why are you doing this?
0:45:59 > 0:46:02The truth is I could have handled the kids, I just wanted to see you.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06You must miss me, at least a little.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10I don't want you here.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14Of course, I don't wanna be here.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17If you're good, I'll come back and do the grudge.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28You could even work if you wanted to.
0:46:28 > 0:46:29Part time.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32I've imagined this...
0:46:35 > 0:46:40So many things I wanted to say to you.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45(ARAM) Ahem.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47We're not gonna need you anymore.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50Unless you wanna grab a bite to eat and he can sit. Are you on hourly?
0:46:50 > 0:46:53I think Sandy had something that she wanted to say to you.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Didn't you?
0:47:03 > 0:47:04Yeah.
0:47:06 > 0:47:11I just wanted to tell you about some feelings I've been having.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15You know...
0:47:17 > 0:47:20..regarding you and your treatment of me.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26What she wanted to say was...
0:47:26 > 0:47:31and, this is pretty much, word for word, if I remember properly,
0:47:31 > 0:47:36that you're a dirty little fucking scumbag
0:47:36 > 0:47:40and I might be paraphrasing here, but you should
0:47:40 > 0:47:47take your disease-riddled whore and fuck her in hell for all eternity.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50While the devil burns you with hot jagged metal
0:47:50 > 0:47:54and suffocates you with molten fury.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Molten fury, that's right.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Fucking nuthouse.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Don't come begging to come back.
0:48:04 > 0:48:05This was the last straw.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12That was really good.
0:48:17 > 0:48:21And by the way, I never loved you.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24And I'm changing our son's name to Pablo
0:48:24 > 0:48:27so I'll never have to be reminded of you.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30I'm stuck here, you little bitch.
0:48:30 > 0:48:31OK...
0:48:34 > 0:48:36You are off tomorrow, come take me out.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41Dude, back in the saddle!
0:48:41 > 0:48:44Who's the unsuspecting lovely lady?
0:48:44 > 0:48:47- Her name? - Yes.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50The thing that you will be calling out in bed.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53If she's all up on you...
0:48:56 > 0:48:57Sandy.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01It's your boss' name, isn't it?
0:49:01 > 0:49:06Wait a minute, are you gonna diddle your boss?
0:49:06 > 0:49:07Oh, that's hot.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Oh, wait, no, she's like 60, though, I thought.
0:49:11 > 0:49:12She's 40.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14But she's got like a hundred kids, though.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Two.
0:49:16 > 0:49:20So, when's this all going down?
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Actually, tonight.
0:49:24 > 0:49:25Dude...
0:49:26 > 0:49:29..tonight's my showcase.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31I sent you a postcard.
0:49:32 > 0:49:38Right. It's just that she already hired another babysitter.
0:49:38 > 0:49:45Work's been really busy so finding another time would be virtually impossible.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47You understand.
0:49:47 > 0:49:54Welcome one and all to the second annual Hooligan Theater group showcase workshop.
0:49:54 > 0:49:59I am your host, actor, director, choreographer, Magnus Croom.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01Thank you.
0:50:01 > 0:50:02APPLAUSE
0:50:04 > 0:50:07You are about to see 46
0:50:07 > 0:50:14of the most daring the most empathetic beings in this, our fair city.
0:50:14 > 0:50:19Offering to you performances from their favourite works of stage and screen.
0:50:19 > 0:50:22Please keep your seats throughout
0:50:22 > 0:50:26for there will be no intermission. Thank you and let the magic begin.
0:50:26 > 0:50:32STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!
0:50:35 > 0:50:41STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!
0:50:41 > 0:50:42To be...
0:50:44 > 0:50:45..or not to be.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48That is the question.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50Whether it is nobler
0:50:50 > 0:50:57in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...
0:50:57 > 0:51:00Juicy, juicy beef steak. Tomato.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03An evening of vegetables...
0:51:08 > 0:51:09There he is.
0:51:16 > 0:51:17I had him in view.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21I was peeling over the egg into a dive.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24He saw me when I moved in for the kill. There wasn't any danger.
0:51:24 > 0:51:29Is that how you remember it, Maverick?
0:51:29 > 0:51:33- Is this Top Gun? - I'm pretty sure.
0:51:33 > 0:51:37The rules of engagement are not flexible, Maverick.
0:51:38 > 0:51:43They are there for your safety. You will obey them, is that clear?
0:51:43 > 0:51:45Maverick!
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Yes, sir, perfectly clear.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49I guess we...
0:51:49 > 0:51:50I...
0:51:50 > 0:51:52was just a little over enthusiastic.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55I guess you were.
0:51:59 > 0:52:00Dismissed.
0:52:03 > 0:52:04Dismissed!
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Keep it simple, and lie.
0:52:10 > 0:52:15Hey, oh, bro, I'm so glad you made it.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19I made it... I'm here.
0:52:21 > 0:52:24Saw the whole thing.
0:52:24 > 0:52:25Even your part.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Was that Top Gun?
0:52:29 > 0:52:30You know it was.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Sweet.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37We thought you were really great.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40I loved your post-modern take on the whole thing
0:52:40 > 0:52:45and it was creative how you acknowledged how derivative it was.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Thank you.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Thank you so much.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57I told you guys...
0:52:57 > 0:53:00I told you people would get it.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03You gotta go party with us.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19I guess in a tree house.
0:53:25 > 0:53:26Outdoor shower.
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Refrigerator.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32IN a refrigerator?
0:53:32 > 0:53:34All over it.
0:53:34 > 0:53:37In the display case of the coffee shop where I work.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44Don't do that if you don't want to.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53The craziest place...
0:53:54 > 0:53:55I have to say...
0:53:55 > 0:53:59on a surfboard, in the ocean.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Sesha buche.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13It's really romantic.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56Hello, Aram.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00Mon dieu, I've been thinking so much about you lately.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02Hi, Alice.
0:55:04 > 0:55:07I have regrets about, you know, how I broke up with you.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12I found I have this problem with sex
0:55:12 > 0:55:18because I just use it to get what I want and I really think that's what I did with you.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24I would love to meet with you,
0:55:24 > 0:55:31so we can talk and I can make some apologies to you.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34- Amends? - Yes, amends.
0:55:36 > 0:55:37I'm really sorry.
0:55:38 > 0:55:43You know, I should get going. I don't wanna keep my sister waiting.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45What?
0:55:55 > 0:55:58- I'm so hot. - Tell me about it.
0:56:16 > 0:56:17Wow...
0:56:17 > 0:56:22The girls ain't even been in the house an hour yet. It's time for me now.
0:56:22 > 0:56:25So?
0:56:25 > 0:56:27It was...loooong.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29I know, I figured you went to a hotel or something.
0:56:29 > 0:56:30Oh, please.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36Honey, what's with your hair?
0:56:36 > 0:56:37What?
0:56:41 > 0:56:42OK, fine.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47It was awkward and kid of tedious.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49Did you just say kid of tedious?
0:56:49 > 0:56:53I mean he's a kid and it was tedious.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55Sounds like you didn't give him a chance.
0:56:55 > 0:56:58Did you even kiss those young, supple lips?
0:56:58 > 0:56:59We didn't get there.
0:56:59 > 0:57:04We went to his friend's acting showcase and to this after-party at a loft.
0:57:04 > 0:57:05Acting showcase?
0:57:05 > 0:57:07But now I need a bath.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09All right. My God.
0:57:12 > 0:57:13What?
0:57:15 > 0:57:17Thanks for babysitting.
0:57:17 > 0:57:19OK.
0:57:19 > 0:57:22- Sorry you couldn't get laid. - Shut up.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35Tedious?
0:57:35 > 0:57:36Just trying to get rid of her.
0:57:39 > 0:57:40It was or wasn't?
0:57:42 > 0:57:45Oh, wait a minute, not quite so much tongue.
0:57:47 > 0:57:48That's specific.
0:57:56 > 0:57:57Oh, God.
0:58:02 > 0:58:05That's gross.
0:58:05 > 0:58:06- Oh, shit. - Oh, God.
0:58:09 > 0:58:13Frank? What are you doing up?
0:58:13 > 0:58:15Was Aram peeing on you?
0:58:15 > 0:58:15No!
0:58:17 > 0:58:19I would never do that.
0:58:19 > 0:58:23OK, are you sleeping over?
0:58:23 > 0:58:25- No. - No.
0:58:25 > 0:58:26- No? - Oh, well.
0:58:28 > 0:58:30Don't forget your pants.
0:58:33 > 0:58:35So does that mean you and Mom are gonna have a baby?
0:58:35 > 0:58:37No!
0:58:37 > 0:58:39I don't get it. You said that sper makes a baby.
0:58:39 > 0:58:42Sperm. And it does.
0:58:42 > 0:58:46Can we stop talking about this, please?
0:58:48 > 0:58:51I like your mother and I think she likes me,
0:58:51 > 0:58:52and that's all that's important.
0:58:52 > 0:58:54You also work for her.
0:58:54 > 0:58:57- Whose turn is it? - Mine.
0:58:59 > 0:59:01OK.
0:59:01 > 0:59:05Come on, Frankie, let's get off the doughnut.
0:59:08 > 0:59:11How is that possible?
0:59:11 > 0:59:13So, you like Mom.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15- Are you two gonna date now? - I don't know.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18You don't really know anything, do you?
0:59:18 > 0:59:20I mean, she's kind of your girlfriend.
0:59:20 > 0:59:22Are you gonna be our new dad?
0:59:22 > 0:59:25- And if so, who will be our nanny? - Yeah, and what do we call you?
0:59:25 > 0:59:30Jesus, I'm not being nominated to Supreme Court here, guys, I just had sex with your mother.
0:59:32 > 0:59:36When I say sex, I mean that I gave her
0:59:36 > 0:59:37a nice massage.
0:59:37 > 0:59:39With sperm.
0:59:39 > 0:59:44Oh, you conniving little liar. Was he hiding in the hall?
0:59:44 > 0:59:47My God, he was.
0:59:47 > 0:59:49- It's all so dirty. - It's not dirty.
0:59:49 > 0:59:51OK, it's a little dirty.
0:59:53 > 0:59:59Well, you got that out of your system. Now you're free to meet your next real guy.
0:59:59 > 1:00:00What does that mean?
1:00:00 > 1:00:04It means now when you meet a viable man he won't have to be your rebound.
1:00:04 > 1:00:07Because your nanny was your rebound.
1:00:07 > 1:00:10It gives you pleasure to say that, doesn't it?
1:00:10 > 1:00:12I'm not sure I buy into the rebound thing.
1:00:12 > 1:00:15What, you're gonna date the nanny?
1:00:15 > 1:00:18Was having one night stand with a nanny more dignified?
1:00:18 > 1:00:19No, just more practical.
1:00:19 > 1:00:21I guess.
1:00:21 > 1:00:23Wait a minute.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26You actually have feelings for this kid?
1:00:26 > 1:00:29Feelings? I have feelings for everyone. That's the way the world works.
1:00:29 > 1:00:32God, you're in serious justification mode.
1:00:32 > 1:00:35Why do you have to be so cynical?
1:00:35 > 1:00:39I mean, I don't judge your blatant disregard for recycling.
1:00:43 > 1:00:45This is not about judgment. This is about my friend
1:00:45 > 1:00:48and what is realistic and what is not realistic for her.
1:00:48 > 1:00:52It's about me not wanting to see you get hurt.
1:00:52 > 1:00:53Happy birthday!
1:00:53 > 1:00:55Thank you.
1:00:55 > 1:00:59Are you one? Are you two? Are you three? Are you four? Are you five?
1:00:59 > 1:01:01We get it.
1:01:04 > 1:01:06You need anything?
1:01:10 > 1:01:11Stop it.
1:01:11 > 1:01:13OK.
1:01:16 > 1:01:19So did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having?
1:01:19 > 1:01:21- Harry? - No.
1:01:21 > 1:01:23They're gonna give me a new asshole.
1:01:23 > 1:01:24There are children here.
1:01:24 > 1:01:27- Cool, like from a dead guy? - Sadie.
1:01:27 > 1:01:30I think they're gonna just fashion one out of something.
1:01:30 > 1:01:34Hopefully, something elastic.
1:01:34 > 1:01:35Awesome.
1:01:35 > 1:01:37Excuse me.
1:01:43 > 1:01:47This is so...weird.
1:01:47 > 1:01:50My dad telling you about his surgery?
1:01:50 > 1:01:53Yeah. I didn't know they could even do that.
1:01:55 > 1:01:57You look really pretty.
1:01:59 > 1:02:01No, no...
1:02:01 > 1:02:04- We're in your parents' house. - I know.
1:02:07 > 1:02:09Where is everybody?
1:02:12 > 1:02:14Just a little red, but I don't think it's strep.
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Cake time.
1:02:21 > 1:02:23This one is just from me.
1:02:26 > 1:02:29Gummy bears and hand lotion.
1:02:30 > 1:02:32Thanks, Dad.
1:02:38 > 1:02:40Please. Open your mother's.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42- No, no, he'll open yours. - You're his mother.
1:02:42 > 1:02:45Well, you're his employer. I insist.
1:02:45 > 1:02:47You will love it.
1:02:49 > 1:02:51It's not fake poop, is it?
1:02:51 > 1:02:53- No. - That's for Christmas.
1:02:53 > 1:02:55Oh, now Christmas?
1:02:56 > 1:02:58What have we got here?
1:03:05 > 1:03:07The human totem pole.
1:03:10 > 1:03:12Gotta get you up there next time.
1:03:12 > 1:03:13I don't think so.
1:03:13 > 1:03:16This is great, thank you so much.
1:03:16 > 1:03:17- Good. - This is perfect.
1:03:23 > 1:03:23Thanks, Mom.
1:03:23 > 1:03:26- That one's just from me. - So nice.
1:03:26 > 1:03:28Where did you get these butterflies?
1:03:28 > 1:03:33My grandmother gave that to my father and I think it's time for you to have that.
1:03:45 > 1:03:47The message applies all these years later.
1:03:48 > 1:03:52A mother's love can never be replaced.
1:03:53 > 1:03:54- Never. - Never.
1:03:56 > 1:03:58Thanks, Mom.
1:04:00 > 1:04:01It's antique.
1:04:01 > 1:04:04- Whoa, that's cool. - Beautiful.
1:04:04 > 1:04:09- I might throw up. - What's the chances?
1:04:09 > 1:04:1060-40.
1:04:10 > 1:04:1360-40, huh?
1:04:13 > 1:04:15Which direction?
1:04:17 > 1:04:1970-30 now.
1:04:23 > 1:04:26At least you're, we're in your percentages.
1:04:28 > 1:04:31Sing me a song.
1:04:31 > 1:04:33No, you have to go to bed.
1:04:33 > 1:04:36Sing me a song, or I'll throw up on you.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38When you put it that way.
1:04:38 > 1:04:43Let's see. Let me reach into my repertoire here.
1:04:45 > 1:04:47# Baby
1:04:47 > 1:04:51# If we can solve any problems
1:04:51 > 1:04:56# Why are we losing all these tears?
1:04:56 > 1:05:01# There you go again
1:05:01 > 1:05:06# When the leading man appears
1:05:06 > 1:05:12# Always the same thing
1:05:12 > 1:05:19# Don't you know you got everything going on and on and on
1:05:19 > 1:05:24# Every time you go away
1:05:24 > 1:05:30# You take a piece of me with you. #
1:05:39 > 1:05:41Grow up.
1:05:47 > 1:05:48Stay tonight.
1:06:00 > 1:06:05Are we sure this guy is real? I mean, has anybody met him?
1:06:05 > 1:06:08He has no time to meet us, he has high school and all that homework...
1:06:08 > 1:06:10Isn't he on a baseball team?
1:06:10 > 1:06:12He's just running a little late.
1:06:12 > 1:06:16Well, he's definitely responsible for an attitude change, because you
1:06:16 > 1:06:18well, you can't just stop smiling.
1:06:18 > 1:06:21- She's glowing. - Well, he's doing something right.
1:06:22 > 1:06:25I am sorry I'm late.
1:06:25 > 1:06:29Babysitter needed to be walked through everything.
1:06:29 > 1:06:32Hi. I'm Aram.
1:06:32 > 1:06:34I'm sorry, this is Aram.
1:06:34 > 1:06:37Would you like a Coke or something?
1:06:37 > 1:06:39- Scott. - I'll take some wine.
1:06:44 > 1:06:47So Aram, I've heard a lot about you.
1:06:47 > 1:06:48I hope all good things.
1:06:48 > 1:06:52That you're wonderful with children, that you're a great cook...
1:06:52 > 1:06:55that you were born in 1983.
1:06:55 > 1:06:58Jesus! I was pregnant in 1983.
1:06:58 > 1:07:03Let's just go on and get it out on the table, get it out in the open so we can enjoy our dinner.
1:07:03 > 1:07:05Yes, I was born in the early '80s.
1:07:05 > 1:07:09She also told me that you were very handsome and that seems to be true.
1:07:09 > 1:07:11I think that it's great you guys are together.
1:07:11 > 1:07:13In the words of the bard...
1:07:13 > 1:07:15"The heart wants what it wants."
1:07:15 > 1:07:17You are so gay.
1:07:19 > 1:07:20Sir, are you ready?
1:07:20 > 1:07:23I can be.
1:07:23 > 1:07:28Scott, right? Do you mind if I borrow your glasses?
1:07:30 > 1:07:34You know, I'm just kidding, I'm only 25, I don't need reading glasses.
1:07:44 > 1:07:46Don't you wanna
1:07:46 > 1:07:49travel around the world, you know,
1:07:49 > 1:07:52get crazy, rock Cleveland
1:07:52 > 1:07:56do things that people your age are supposed to do?
1:07:57 > 1:07:59Rock Cleveland?
1:07:59 > 1:08:00Yeah, rock it.
1:08:05 > 1:08:07You know what I mean. Live.
1:08:09 > 1:08:12To tell you the truth, this is the most alive I've ever felt.
1:08:12 > 1:08:15You have to be so goddamn romantic.
1:08:18 > 1:08:21What about kids? Kids of your own.
1:08:21 > 1:08:22It's not like you're 50.
1:08:22 > 1:08:24But I'm an old 40.
1:08:24 > 1:08:26What the hell does that mean?
1:08:26 > 1:08:28I'm wrinkly.
1:08:28 > 1:08:31You have no wrinkles on your face, do you?
1:08:32 > 1:08:36You seem to have eyes, something that I really love about you.
1:08:36 > 1:08:37I love you.
1:08:40 > 1:08:44And when you compliment me I love it, when you compliment me.
1:08:44 > 1:08:46You know, I heard you the first time.
1:08:46 > 1:08:49I have no idea what you were referring to.
1:08:49 > 1:08:53- No? You said I love you. - I didn't say that.
1:08:53 > 1:08:55I'm pretty sure you did.
1:08:55 > 1:08:58And I love you too.
1:08:58 > 1:08:59Really?
1:08:59 > 1:09:01Sorry, but I do.
1:09:05 > 1:09:08Let's just...take it slowly.
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Slowly.
1:09:27 > 1:09:31Teram Owens, the man with more baggage than a first class passenger on the Titanic.
1:09:31 > 1:09:33Reaching but funny.
1:09:33 > 1:09:36TO, the Pig-Pen of the National Football League -
1:09:36 > 1:09:41wherever he goes he is surrounded by the stink of controversy.
1:09:41 > 1:09:42I like it.
1:09:42 > 1:09:45All that sex really agrees with your creative side.
1:09:45 > 1:09:48Are you OK? You look pale.
1:09:48 > 1:09:52No, I'm just dizzy from following you around.
1:09:52 > 1:09:55Well, get that to me, please, right away.
1:10:06 > 1:10:07All right.
1:10:09 > 1:10:11It helps me think.
1:10:26 > 1:10:28We should talk.
1:10:30 > 1:10:32I knew this was coming.
1:10:35 > 1:10:37You think the books that I read are too juvenile.
1:10:37 > 1:10:40I know, it's just I have always liked this stuff...
1:10:40 > 1:10:42I'm pregnant.
1:10:46 > 1:10:48But...
1:10:48 > 1:10:50I pull out most of the time.
1:10:52 > 1:10:56I know you're not ready for this, please know that I know that.
1:10:56 > 1:10:58I'd feel the same way if I were you.
1:10:58 > 1:11:05Wow. I just thought that we, that you wanted to take things slowly.
1:11:05 > 1:11:07I did.
1:11:10 > 1:11:11This is...
1:11:13 > 1:11:14..big.
1:11:16 > 1:11:18This is...very...big.
1:11:18 > 1:11:21I should have been more careful.
1:11:21 > 1:11:26I know this sounds crazy...
1:11:26 > 1:11:28I don't blame you.
1:11:28 > 1:11:31..but I think I wanted this to happen.
1:11:33 > 1:11:35What?
1:11:36 > 1:11:39You said it yourself - you don't wanna just coast,
1:11:39 > 1:11:43you know, just coast along, but this isn't coasting.
1:11:43 > 1:11:46This is roller coasting.
1:11:46 > 1:11:48Oh, my God.
1:11:49 > 1:11:52Not "oh God". This is a good thing,
1:11:52 > 1:11:57not the roller coasting thing, that was cheesy, but...
1:11:57 > 1:11:59having a baby with you, that's not cheesy.
1:11:59 > 1:12:02I mean... That's not what I'm saying, just...
1:12:02 > 1:12:05Excited, I wanna be your father.
1:12:05 > 1:12:06What?
1:12:06 > 1:12:11No, I wanna be a father with you as the mother, that's the important part.
1:12:11 > 1:12:13You being a mother.
1:12:13 > 1:12:17You know, my god, I hope the kid is like you.
1:12:17 > 1:12:20I hope the kid's like you.
1:12:20 > 1:12:23A girl with brown eyes...
1:12:23 > 1:12:26or a boy with brown eyes...
1:12:26 > 1:12:29or just any colour eyes.
1:12:29 > 1:12:32Eyes in the baby's head, not just eyes. That wouldn't work.
1:12:40 > 1:12:43What about Guillaume?
1:12:43 > 1:12:45For a boy, obviously.
1:12:47 > 1:12:48Guillaume Finklestein?
1:12:50 > 1:12:52Point taken.
1:12:57 > 1:12:58What about Ira?
1:13:01 > 1:13:03OK, the doctor will see you now.
1:13:03 > 1:13:04Great.
1:13:10 > 1:13:11OK, so...
1:13:11 > 1:13:13So?
1:13:13 > 1:13:15The blood work is normal.
1:13:15 > 1:13:18In other words, you are healthy.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21And that is always a good sign for future pregnancies.
1:13:22 > 1:13:25What do you mean future?
1:13:25 > 1:13:29I mean, this here is what we call an ectopic pregnancy.
1:13:31 > 1:13:35There are any number explanations for this, it's not necessarily because of your age.
1:13:35 > 1:13:37God.
1:13:37 > 1:13:39This is something that happens periodically.
1:13:39 > 1:13:42An embryo was formed, but it takes root inside the fallopian tube
1:13:42 > 1:13:48instead of the uterus. This doesn't mean you can't have children again in the future...
1:14:01 > 1:14:04Sandy. Sandy. Sandy...
1:14:04 > 1:14:07This was crazy.
1:14:07 > 1:14:09I mean, what were we thinking, anyway?
1:14:11 > 1:14:13You are so young.
1:14:13 > 1:14:14God!
1:14:14 > 1:14:17You live at your parents' house and technically you work for me
1:14:17 > 1:14:20and I was thinking about having your baby?
1:14:20 > 1:14:22What is going on?
1:14:22 > 1:14:23Do you have to know?
1:14:23 > 1:14:25Can't we just find out?
1:14:25 > 1:14:28That is a deceivingly mature thing to say.
1:14:28 > 1:14:30Why is it deceiving?
1:14:30 > 1:14:33Because you're 25 years old.
1:14:33 > 1:14:35You get drunk off half a beer
1:14:35 > 1:14:38and you read the Harry Potter series in your spare time.
1:14:38 > 1:14:41A lot of adults read those books.
1:14:41 > 1:14:44And besides, the way I remember it, you're the one that asked me out.
1:14:44 > 1:14:48I appreciate that you feel this could work
1:14:48 > 1:14:49more than you ever know.
1:14:52 > 1:14:54You are such a good person,
1:14:54 > 1:14:56a real special person.
1:14:56 > 1:15:02I mean not filing for divorce so your horrible ex-wife can get a green card.
1:15:02 > 1:15:03What would be the point?
1:15:03 > 1:15:07See, that's what I mean, someone like you shouldn't be with someone like me.
1:15:07 > 1:15:10An old girlfriend with two kids.
1:15:10 > 1:15:11You're an ageist...
1:15:11 > 1:15:14Yeah, yeah... I'm an old ageist.
1:15:14 > 1:15:17Oh, please, don't patronize me.
1:15:17 > 1:15:21I may live with my parents and get drunk off half a beer
1:15:21 > 1:15:26and yeah, I admit to being slightly adrift thus far in my life,
1:15:26 > 1:15:27but I'm not a complete idiot...
1:15:27 > 1:15:29I know how I feel about you.
1:15:31 > 1:15:33It's you that doesn't know how you feel about me.
1:15:34 > 1:15:36I just wish you had the guts to say it.
1:15:39 > 1:15:42You have meant so much to me and my family...
1:15:43 > 1:15:46..but this doesn't make sense.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49I mean, what future could we possibly have?
1:15:56 > 1:15:58You know what I'm gonna miss the most?
1:16:01 > 1:16:02It's you...
1:16:04 > 1:16:05Your friendship.
1:16:15 > 1:16:17I'll see you soon.
1:16:17 > 1:16:20Think of all the fun things that we did...
1:16:29 > 1:16:31GENERAL CHATTER
1:16:37 > 1:16:40Fresh blood for our company.
1:16:40 > 1:16:43Yeah, I saw in your resume that you had coached...
1:17:16 > 1:17:18TANNOY: 207 to Paris, France...
1:18:03 > 1:18:05Come on, please. Come on, please.
1:18:05 > 1:18:06Please.
1:18:06 > 1:18:08Travel thing. I'm from New York.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10I'm from Istanbul.
1:18:15 > 1:18:17You know it's not gonna go out.
1:18:39 > 1:18:43President Obama throws out the first pitch...
1:18:43 > 1:18:44MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
1:18:49 > 1:18:50Go!
1:18:50 > 1:18:54Graduating class of 2012.
1:18:54 > 1:18:55Sadie Pageant.
1:18:55 > 1:19:00And Sadie also received the award for best science project.
1:20:36 > 1:20:40As we sign off from this, our 10,000th episode,
1:20:40 > 1:20:43we need to say a special thanks to you for bringing us into your homes,
1:20:43 > 1:20:46but most of all to those unsung fanatics.
1:20:46 > 1:20:49- who make us look good. - Yeah, we do look good.
1:20:49 > 1:20:51- I'm Laura Riley. - And I'm Scott Reynolds,
1:20:51 > 1:20:53TMI coming at you next.
1:20:53 > 1:20:55APPLAUSE
1:20:56 > 1:20:59Sandy, you got a minute?
1:21:05 > 1:21:07Hello! Hello.
1:21:07 > 1:21:09Hello, people.
1:21:09 > 1:21:13Our illustrious leader, Ken Gordon, has an announcement to make.
1:21:13 > 1:21:18Although change can be painful, change can also be a good thing -
1:21:18 > 1:21:23a necessary step in the evolution of a company, a family like ours...
1:21:23 > 1:21:27From the beginning of time, all the way to today,
1:21:27 > 1:21:30there are certain things that you will always find.
1:21:30 > 1:21:36Now, if you look at the pictures, can anyone see what they all have in common?
1:21:37 > 1:21:40- Liv. - There are people in all of them.
1:21:40 > 1:21:41Exactly, great answer.
1:21:41 > 1:21:46So almost everywhere you go in the world you're gonna find these little communities of people
1:21:46 > 1:21:48just like you guys. You guys are a community...
1:21:48 > 1:21:49Your class, your family...
1:21:49 > 1:21:51I just came back from Mozambique.
1:21:51 > 1:21:56- OK. - I've been to the Nantucket Film Festival.
1:21:56 > 1:21:58CHILDREN CALL OUT
1:21:59 > 1:22:01Aram?
1:22:05 > 1:22:07Hey.
1:22:07 > 1:22:09You're the only one who gets gifts from the kids at the end of every tour.
1:22:09 > 1:22:12That's probably because they're so excited the tour is over.
1:22:12 > 1:22:13Good to see you.
1:22:13 > 1:22:17I was gonna go get a drink. You wanna join me?
1:22:18 > 1:22:21You know what, I actually...
1:22:21 > 1:22:22Have plans already...
1:22:22 > 1:22:24I do.
1:22:26 > 1:22:29You're impossible.
1:22:29 > 1:22:30I've heard that before.
1:22:32 > 1:22:35- See you tomorrow. - OK, have a good night.
1:22:35 > 1:22:41Here's to your mother - the newest and undoubtedly most qualified anchor
1:22:41 > 1:22:43at the network, very deserved.
1:22:43 > 1:22:44Thank you.
1:22:44 > 1:22:46- Congratulations, Mom. - Thanks.
1:22:46 > 1:22:51I know your own show is big step up, but I'm gonna miss you.
1:22:51 > 1:22:54I will be one studio over, and I will come and guest anchor with you.
1:22:54 > 1:22:57All girls - I don't think they've done that yet.
1:22:57 > 1:22:58I'm gonna hold you to that.
1:22:58 > 1:23:00All right.
1:23:00 > 1:23:02Gotta use the ladies' room,
1:23:02 > 1:23:04then we can stuff our faces.
1:23:06 > 1:23:09So let's see...
1:23:10 > 1:23:12- Sorry. - Excuse me.
1:23:15 > 1:23:17Hi.
1:23:17 > 1:23:19Hi.
1:23:20 > 1:23:21Wow!
1:23:27 > 1:23:29- How are you? - How are you?
1:23:30 > 1:23:31You first.
1:23:31 > 1:23:35I'm good, yeah, good.
1:23:35 > 1:23:38Kids are great...
1:23:38 > 1:23:39I just got promoted.
1:23:39 > 1:23:41I'm gonna start anchoring.
1:23:41 > 1:23:45I've watched you on TV, you're fantastic.
1:23:45 > 1:23:47But that's not any surprise.
1:23:49 > 1:23:51You look really good.
1:23:53 > 1:23:55I'm 30.
1:24:00 > 1:24:04I'm sorry about...you know...things.
1:24:04 > 1:24:06Don't even...
1:24:06 > 1:24:09It's just timing.
1:24:12 > 1:24:13Travelled around the world.
1:24:13 > 1:24:16- Oh, you did? - Never rocked Cleveland.
1:24:16 > 1:24:19but some pretty amazing things happened to me.
1:24:19 > 1:24:22Dad, I told you I could do it myself.
1:24:22 > 1:24:26I knew you could do it yourself. I bumped into a friend of mine.
1:24:26 > 1:24:29Sandy... I want you to meet my son, Zeke.
1:24:30 > 1:24:34I met him in Bangladesh and we kinda fell in love with each other.
1:24:36 > 1:24:38It took a couple of years, but now I'm his dad.
1:24:39 > 1:24:40Hi.
1:24:40 > 1:24:42Hi, I'm Zeke Finklestein.
1:24:42 > 1:24:44You are, huh?
1:24:44 > 1:24:45I'm Sandy.
1:24:45 > 1:24:49- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
1:24:52 > 1:24:55God, I bet you're an amazing dad.
1:24:57 > 1:24:58And his mom?
1:24:58 > 1:25:03Just me and Zeke. It's hard to find someone that's good enough for us.
1:25:05 > 1:25:06Right?
1:25:08 > 1:25:10And what about you? Boyfriend?
1:25:12 > 1:25:16Dating...wasn't my thing...I discovered.
1:25:16 > 1:25:19That's too bad.
1:25:19 > 1:25:22Would you like to join us?
1:25:22 > 1:25:24You know, the kids would be thrilled, they...
1:25:24 > 1:25:27- I'm with my parents... - They talk about you all the time.
1:25:27 > 1:25:30Oh, you had me so worried, did you fall in? I thought you fell in.
1:25:30 > 1:25:32Mom, you remember Sandy?
1:25:32 > 1:25:35How could I forget? You talk about her every day.
1:25:38 > 1:25:41I was just saying to Aram, you know, if he wants to join us...
1:25:41 > 1:25:44Oh, are you kidding? We would love to, we would love to! Come with me.
1:25:44 > 1:25:46Harry, get up, we're moving.
1:25:46 > 1:25:47I didn't do anything.
1:25:47 > 1:25:51I didn't say you did anything, I said we're moving tables..
1:25:58 > 1:26:00Hey, guys, look who I just bumped into.
1:26:00 > 1:26:02Oh my...
1:26:02 > 1:26:05Look at how huge you are. You look like you're 13.
1:26:05 > 1:26:07- I am. - What?
1:26:07 > 1:26:11I want you guys to meet someone - this is my son Zeke.
1:26:11 > 1:26:15- You wanna play Game Boy? - Yeah, go ahead, take a seat.
1:26:15 > 1:26:18Nice to see you. It's been years.
1:26:18 > 1:26:19Yeah.
1:26:21 > 1:26:24We all get older and you stay the same.
1:26:24 > 1:26:26- Hello. - Hi.
1:26:26 > 1:26:27What a surprise.
1:26:27 > 1:26:29You remember us, do you?
1:26:29 > 1:26:33- You came to our house, remember? - They're a group. They're already a group.