0:01:28 > 0:01:32Once we get the goods on him they let him out on bail.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34With Buzzy Bellew on the stand
0:01:34 > 0:01:36it's curtains for Jackson.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40I'm worried about Bellew with Jackson loose.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I tried to get him protection,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45but you can't get him to worry about anything.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I hear it's a clip joint.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What do you mean? Oh! Mr Bellew.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12They held up the show for you.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Very wise move.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14What does the clock say?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- BOTH:- Tick, tock.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19You're dynamite, Max. We rehearsed for two hours.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Great. Monte's throwing a fit.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Take it easy. What do I owe you?
0:02:24 > 0:02:2660 cents, Buzzy.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I'll toss you for it. Give me a coin.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Come on, Max. Attaboy.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36What do you cry?
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Tails.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Too bad, you lose.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Hey, Buzzy. My quarter. My quarter!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41This guy is money-mad. Here.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Five bucks! What a sweetheart.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I hear Buzzy's great.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52BOO!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Am I too early?
0:02:54 > 0:03:00Pierre, je veux un croissant.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Tres bien.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Bring a whole bottle of beer.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Save the comedy till you get on.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07I've held the show.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's just the opening number.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10For the third time. They've followed themselves.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14If you got better girls, the men would follow. Thanks.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I don't know what kind of a place
0:03:16 > 0:03:19you think I'm running here!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You're not the only comic!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Wonderful celery. I can't hear a word you're saying.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I don't know how Midge stands you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Are you a new girl?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Yes.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, no! SHE GIGGLES
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Mmm.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Just a minute.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Come in.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52IN IRISH ACCENT: Pardon me.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, it's you.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Indeed it is that!
0:03:55 > 0:04:00Detective Patrick Fitzpatrick O'Shaughnessy.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05An Irishman.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05What's wrong? Is it Buzzy again?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Oh, indeed it is, ma'am. Indeed it is.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13We caught him robbing a jewellery store. Look.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Twas an engagement ring he was after.
0:04:16 > 0:04:22O'Shaughnessy!
0:04:17 > 0:04:22There's no telling what a man will do for a woman.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24All he wants to know is,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27do you love him enough to wait 20 years?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I've waited 20 years already, what's 20 more?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34He stood me up in every church.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, did he do that now?
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Well, I'll release him and he'll marry you this Tuesday.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43But it is a fine girl you are!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh, that you are, ma'am.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Will you have a cigar, ma'am?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Thanks. I'll smoke it after dinner.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54In that case I'll save it.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Give your father a kiss.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh, Buzzy, I'm glad you're not twins.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01In fact, I am.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I've got a twin brother I haven't seen in years.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Is that right? Maybe I should marry him.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12No, you wouldn't like him, honey. He's a bookworm.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16You're much better off with me. I'm just a worm.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I better crawl into my costume,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22or Monte will step on me.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24What a guy.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Hello, Monte.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Ten Grand! I thought you were...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I was, but a pal bailed me out.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Did I get sprung in time?
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Sure. You can catch Buzzy.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Good. I hear he's singing out of tune lately.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Show Mr Jackson to his table.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Right this way, Mr Jackson.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56CRASH OF CYMBALS
0:06:18 > 0:06:20HE ROARS
0:06:20 > 0:06:23HE ROARS LOUDER
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Ruff.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29HE GIGGLES
0:06:30 > 0:06:32SHE SCREAMS
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- BOTH:- # Somewhere off the coast of Java
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Fell a little piece of lava
0:06:54 > 0:06:58# That grew up to be the island known as Bali
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# Bali-la, la, la
0:07:00 > 0:07:03# Bali, Bali, Bali-la
0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Every native girl looked sorta
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Like a farmer's daughter oughtta
0:07:07 > 0:07:12# And for dancing they are simply off their trolley
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# Trolley-la, trolley-la! #
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Hey! Hey!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18# But they hadn't seen a new step
0:07:18 > 0:07:20# Since Methuselah did the two-step
0:07:20 > 0:07:24# On their isolated island they were way off...-beat
0:07:24 > 0:07:25# From jive they were closeted
0:07:25 > 0:07:28# Till the storm deposited on their beach
0:07:28 > 0:07:31# A jiving jack from Lower Basin...Street
0:07:31 > 0:07:33# He went up and got a look-in
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# And said, "Hey, hey, what's cookin'?"
0:07:35 > 0:07:39# This here joint is jumpin' but we're melancholy
0:07:39 > 0:07:41# Lali-la, Lali-la
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Lali, Lali, Lali-la
0:07:43 > 0:07:45# So he took their native movements
0:07:45 > 0:07:48# Added in the groove improvements
0:07:48 > 0:07:52# Now they're really on the trolley down in Bali
0:07:52 > 0:07:55# They made him king of the whole darn thing
0:07:55 > 0:07:56# And gave him for his queen
0:07:56 > 0:07:59# The Balinese equivalent
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- # Of Olivia de- Hivilland
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Batock-a-boing-boing Yock-ba-toc, a-zoo-floo
0:08:10 > 0:08:13# Batock-a-boing-boing Yock-ba-toc, a-ree-bee
0:08:13 > 0:08:16# Batock-a-boing-boing Yock-ba-toc, a-siff-riff
0:08:16 > 0:08:19# A-hacachoochoo, chatanoogie Bali boogie
0:08:19 > 0:08:22# Awaka-soing-soing Ucawaca slick lick
0:08:22 > 0:08:25# Awaca-soing-soing Ucawaca hep step
0:08:25 > 0:08:28# Awaca-soing-soing Ucawaca live jive
0:08:28 > 0:08:31# A-hacachoochoo, chatanoogie Bali boogie
0:08:31 > 0:08:33# Now if you can't dig the chatter
0:08:33 > 0:08:34# With the greatest of ease
0:08:34 > 0:08:37# It really doesn't matter Here's a translation, please
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Batock-a-boing-boing
0:08:38 > 0:08:40# Awacawaca-soing-soing
0:08:40 > 0:08:43# Means
0:08:40 > 0:08:43# Shoot the lava to me, Java
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# Batock-a-boing-boing Yock-ba-toc, a-zoo-floo
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Batock-a-boing-boing Yock-ba-toc, a-ree-bee
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# Yatock-a-boing-boing Yock-ba-toc, a-live-jive
0:08:52 > 0:08:55# Hacachoochoo, hacachoochoo, Hacachoochoo, hacachoochoo
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# Hacachoochoo, chatanoogie, Bali boogie! #
0:09:05 > 0:09:07A yac-batack-a and a...HIC!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Ree-bee. Yac-bataca-boing...HIC!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24LOUD RINGING
0:09:28 > 0:09:30SOFT TINKLING
0:09:31 > 0:09:36RINGS BELLS
0:09:38 > 0:09:41CLATTERING
0:09:41 > 0:09:44BELLS RING OUT PLAINTIVE TUNE
0:10:29 > 0:10:32CLASH OF CYMBALS HE SCREAMS
0:10:32 > 0:10:34HE LAUGHS
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Bo-innng!
0:11:14 > 0:11:19You look happy.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I am.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Honey, you were swell.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Pretty soon that's going to be legal.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hurry and get dressed.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27He means business this time. Look.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29That's love or his horse came in.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33He hasn't had a win in a month.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33He got one tonight.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I guess you're just a sister to me.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Monte...
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Buzzy's the right guy.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42But if he takes the act to Reno,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I'll be waiting for you.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I know you will.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49HE HUMS BALI NUMBER
0:11:53 > 0:11:55You're dynamite.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I gotta get more dough.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08HE WHISTLES
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Lilies, Mr Bellew.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Wrong room. I don't need lilies.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18You will in a minute.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20HE FIRES THREE TIMES
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Hey, Torso, come on.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36SOFT, ANGELIC MUSIC
0:13:55 > 0:13:59I'll go off the deep end if she...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02What's the matter, Mr Dingle?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Do you hear music?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07No, do you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, I'm not certain. I...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09It's gone now.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And I feel better. That's curious.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Mr Dingle, you work too hard.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17What's this?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21My chapter on (the topography of the Palaeozoic era.)
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Buzzy, Buzzy, Buzzy, Buzzy...
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Is that what I've been doing?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29"Buzzy"?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31That name came to me last night.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35What does it mean?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I haven't the vaguest idea. I just...
0:14:35 > 0:14:40When I think of it I hear music and can't breathe...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42..and I feel cold and damp.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45You better go home. You have the flu.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Don't worry about me, I'm all right.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53DOOR SLAMS
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Young lady...
0:14:55 > 0:14:55BANG!
0:14:55 > 0:15:00In all those books on Ancient Rome there's no Anaxamoras!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I've never heard of Anaxamoras.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Excuse me, but it's Anaxagaras.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Really?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09He was born in 500BC.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13He was a friend of Socrates and Pericles.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15He died in 420BC.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19There.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Heavens! He writes with both hands!
0:15:24 > 0:15:30- ALL:- Shh!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Don't shush me. It's a public library.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35Madam...
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Just a minute. Who is that peculiar person?
0:15:35 > 0:15:40Mr Dingle is not peculiar. He's very brilliant. >
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Why does he write with two hands?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44It saves time.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47What's he do for a living?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50He's there every day.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Why?!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53He's writing a book. Come this way.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56No, I must speak to that young man.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Young man, I'm Mrs Leland-Hugh.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05How do you do?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05I'm giving a literary tea. Could you come and entertain?
0:16:05 > 0:16:10Entertain? Perhaps if I weren't so preoccupied...
0:16:10 > 0:16:15My guests will be amused. Could I have your phone number?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I can't come. I've got ochlophobia -
0:16:18 > 0:16:23..fear of crowds, especially women. Worst case recorded!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Oh, yes, I see. I understand.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Ocha...ochlophobia?
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Yes.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33I wouldn't want my friends exposed to it. Thank you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Goodbye, Mr Bungle.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Bingle.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Dingle! You said "Bingle".
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, did I?! I was so confused,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I didn't know what I was saying.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Sorry. It was my fault.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49No. You handled it superbly.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You should have spit in her eye.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58I couldn't.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58You won't be disturbed any more when you return.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Will you come back tomorrow?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02By all means. I enjoy it here a lot.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I love the smell of leather bindings.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Miss Shanley?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yes?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I was wondering...
0:17:11 > 0:17:12What?
0:17:12 > 0:17:17I hope I'm not too forward but would you like to have dinner?
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I'd love to.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21You would? On the 1st of next month.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Oh?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25It's a financial problem.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28You could have dinner with me tonight.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30We could eat at my place.
0:17:30 > 0:17:36Well...
0:17:32 > 0:17:36You'll get something warm and you won't hear that music.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41I don't know.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41I have canned things.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I love canned things.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Wonderful.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45What is ochlophobia?
0:17:46 > 0:17:51A morbid fear of women.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Oh. Is there any cure for it?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Yes, decidedly.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Decidedly.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You have the most extraordinary mind.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04I wouldn't say that.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04You're modest, aren't you?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I guess I am.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11If I had a mind like yours, or any mind at all, I'd be a brazen hussy.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13BOTH LAUGH
0:18:13 > 0:18:19That's the first time you've laughed since you read The Phoenician Wars.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Yes, I guess it is, if that.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I really enjoy being here.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'm glad. I like having you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I better get to work.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35You need to get away from those musty books
0:18:35 > 0:18:38and get a job. With your brain,
0:18:38 > 0:18:43you should have no trouble. You even know how to cook.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I don't really.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Honey.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Yes?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55The honey, please.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, the honey, please.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Thank you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Mr Dingle, how long have you worn glasses?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07I wear them for reading.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You're not reading now.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I was afraid I might lose them.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13There. You ought to be happy.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16You don't look at all brilliant.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20I'm happier if you call me Edwin.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Edwin.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Do you always part your hair in the middle?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Yes, why?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Nobody looks good with hair that way.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Let me try something.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39There. Keep wearing it that way.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43I'll try. I should come to the library and have you fix it.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45BOTH GIGGLE
0:19:47 > 0:19:52It's funny. My brother wore his hair parted in the middle.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54When he changed it, it changed him.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59Really?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Yes. He ran away and went on the stage.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01There's no danger of that.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I shouldn't think so.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04How many brothers have you?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Just one brother. I haven't seen in years.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12I have a picture of him. We're monozygotic twins.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15What are those?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Super identical - a rare phenomenon.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I hope he's as nice as you.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Thanks, Miss Shanley.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24STEAM HISSES
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, my souffle!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Wait... I'll...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31What a shame.
0:20:31 > 0:20:37Sorry.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37We'll have something else. You like frankfurters?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yes.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39What goes with them?
0:20:39 > 0:20:44Cranberry sauce, popcorn, smoked oysters, no.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I have it, potato salad.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I haven't a can of potato salad.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53I'll go to a delicatessen.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53There's one round the corner.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'll be back in a minute.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00If Schmidt passes off yesterday's salad on you,
0:21:00 > 0:21:02throw it at him.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I'll do more than that. I'll spit in his eye.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14SHARPENING OF KNIVES
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Why not slice baloney with a razor?
0:21:23 > 0:21:29If you don't like it, take your business somewhere else!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I'll tell you, get out! No baloney.
0:21:36 > 0:21:42What you want?
0:21:37 > 0:21:42Good evening. Miss Shanley sent me. I'd like a pint of...
0:21:42 > 0:21:46SOFT, ANGELIC MUSIC
0:21:46 > 0:21:48That music.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Prospect Park.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52What?!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55That music. It's very pretty.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Music? What music?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I ask you what you want?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I'd like a pint of Prospect Park?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Pint of what? >
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Prospect Park.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12HE CHUCKLES
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Look, we are all out of Prospect Park,
0:22:15 > 0:22:20but maybe you'd like a quarter of Ebbot's Field? No?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21No? >
0:22:21 > 0:22:25No, Prospect Park. I've got to go.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Prospect Park. Buzzy...
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I've got to get to Buzzy Park.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Thank you very much.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Shoosh!
0:22:38 > 0:22:43I pay my taxes, I don't water the milk, I keep my hands off the scale.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I want a State Democratic Party
0:22:46 > 0:22:49and a man wants a pint of Prospect Park.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53How do you like this? Mmm!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Is this the bus to potato salad?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Give me that once more.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Prospect Park.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03I thought you said you want to go to potato salad.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07I do! Hurry, please. I must get to the Buzzy Park.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Pardon me.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Mr Schmidt? This is Ellen Shanley.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I sent a young man into you.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Uh-huh. He didn't come back?
0:23:18 > 0:23:23Congratulations. You don't know how lucky you are.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Lock up and don't let him in.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31You live in Brooklyn?
0:23:31 > 0:23:32No.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Why are you going to Brooklyn?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'm not.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41The bus is.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41The bus is going to the delicatessen.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43It is? What for?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Potato salad.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48POTATO SALAD! She's waiting.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I don't want to go to Brooklyn. You can't make me!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54None of us want to, but we gotta sooner or later.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57No, no, no, stop the bus, please!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I lose more passengers that way.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- GHOSTLY VOICE:- 'Edwin!'
0:24:19 > 0:24:21'Edwin!'
0:24:22 > 0:24:24'Edwin!'
0:24:34 > 0:24:36'Edwin.'
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Hey, Edwin.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Come here.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Buster?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Buster, this is wonderful.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, it's murder!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28To meet you here of all places!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31You wouldn't be found dead in Brooklyn.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35That was the only way they could get me here.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40You haven't changed. You look just like me.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44You haven't either. You look just like me.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47All the time, Edwin, sharp as a tack!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Why are you here?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Edwin, d'you ever see a murder?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Murder? Heavens, no!
0:25:56 > 0:26:02I did, a week ago. I told the DA and they picked up the guy on suspicion.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Before I could swear out a statement
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Ten Grand got out on bail and swore he'd knock me off.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Buster, you're in a precarious position
0:26:12 > 0:26:14and you don't look worried.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Why worry? They killed me last night.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21I don't appreciate your humour.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I know it's hard to swallow, but I'm dead.
0:26:24 > 0:26:30Am I to believe that?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Believe what you want. Is this trick photography?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34HE MOANS
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Bu... I... Bu...
0:26:38 > 0:26:41HE STUTTERS
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Buster, how did you accomplish that?
0:26:44 > 0:26:48I'm trying to tell ya. I can get in and out of anything.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52It's impossible.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54It must be an optical illusion.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58I can't explain, but it's inconceivable.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01You're a tough nut to crack.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Give me a swig.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06It's positively childish.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08It won't hold water.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Buster! Haven't you outgrown those practical jokes?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18This isn't a gag, Edwin. I need your help.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23I'd do anything for you, but I can't accept you're not alive.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26I can hear every word you say.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Maybe it's because we're identical twins.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32All I know is that you can see
0:27:32 > 0:27:35and hear me but nobody else can.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Maybe this'll convince you.
0:27:37 > 0:27:42Hey, flatfoot, how'd you like a kick in the seat?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Why, that's astounding.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50No, it isn't. It's a fact that when one drinks water...
0:27:50 > 0:27:53..the canals of the ears constrict,
0:27:53 > 0:27:55numbing the acoustic nerve.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Does the acoustic nerve run down that far?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Why, you!
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Good evening.
0:28:09 > 0:28:14What are you doing?
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Forgive me. It was an experiment.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18I'll show you an experiment!
0:28:16 > 0:28:18But my brother Buster did it first.
0:28:18 > 0:28:24What brother?
0:28:20 > 0:28:24Just standing right there. He's a ghost.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Yeah.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31I see him. He's standing there wearing a racoon coat.
0:28:31 > 0:28:37No, tails.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37Yeah, there in that tree swinging by his tails.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Then he is dead.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Buster is dead.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Sure, that's it.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48I'll go back to the station
0:28:48 > 0:28:51and have the boys chip in for a wreath.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Pardon me, Buster.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- HE LAUGHS - Are you satisfied, Eddie?
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Yes, but you understand my scepticism.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03My own brother a ghost.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06I knew you'd come to no good, Buster Dingle.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Come to no good!
0:29:08 > 0:29:13Two grand a week at the Pelican Club. Buster Dingle!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Didn't you hear of Buzzy Bellew?
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Buzzy?
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Buzzy. Then it was you.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23That name came to me last night.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26It's because I contacted you.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29It was at midnight when they bumped me off.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31They threw me off that bridge.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34That's why I felt drawn to this spot.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Thales of Miletus.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38What?
0:29:38 > 0:29:43The control of magnetic forces over material. Thales was right.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Pay him the 64!
0:29:45 > 0:29:51All I know is I got you here to help me fry that rat Ten Grand Jackson.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53I'd go to any extreme.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57That's the spirit. Here's what you do.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Nobody knows they killed me, so take my place.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02HE COUGHS Shh! Shh!
0:30:02 > 0:30:06They don't even know I'm alive... I mean dead.
0:30:06 > 0:30:10Hip chick. Just be me until the trial is over.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14But if Ten Grand wants to prevent you testifying,...
0:30:14 > 0:30:18..he'll kill you, I mean me, because I'll be you. Oh, dear.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Not scared, are you?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23"Fear" is not in my lexicon.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29Then why worry?
0:30:25 > 0:30:29If I took your place, I'd be dead in an hour.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33I'll handle it, even though I'm a beginner.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36No telling what I could do!
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Didn't you want potato salad?
0:30:39 > 0:30:42POTATO SALAD! I have to go.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Stop, Eddie!
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Let's go.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Brooklyn's full of 'em.
0:30:48 > 0:30:53Amazing. A demonstration of Thales' power of magnetic compulsion.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Kid's stuff.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57What I...
0:30:55 > 0:30:57MAN SCREAMS
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Why d'you hit me? I did nothing.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03I'm in the car, if you want to ride home.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Read any books lately?
0:31:06 > 0:31:10Don't be vulgar.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Vulgar? I'm just powdering my nose.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Sorry, Miss, I wasn't talking to you.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17And I think of the time I wasted living.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Did you say you sing in a club?
0:31:20 > 0:31:22No, a bakery, but a lot of people
0:31:22 > 0:31:25take me for Lana Turner.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25You could fool me.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29Stop! How am I going to take your place in the club?
0:31:29 > 0:31:32I don't work in a club.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32I do.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35What are you saying?
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Stay out of this.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38You talked first!
0:31:36 > 0:31:38No!
0:31:38 > 0:31:42You started all this. You made me come here.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45I did not. Mike! Mike!
0:31:45 > 0:31:49- Hey, Mike! - SHE WHISTLES
0:31:47 > 0:31:49He's getting fresh with me.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Asking for trouble?
0:31:50 > 0:31:51"Asking for trouble?"
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Avoiding it.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55"Avoiding it."
0:31:55 > 0:31:57I couldn't deceive for a day.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59I deceived nobody.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01A likely story.
0:32:01 > 0:32:06Stop it! Let's settle this. Come up to my room like you used to.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08- ALL:- WHAT!!
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Take your glasses off.
0:32:17 > 0:32:22- BOTH:- You see, honey? You can't trust nobody these days.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25- BOTH:- Except for sailors.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Oh.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Mmm.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37I have a vague feeling this won't work out, Buster.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44You're just dizzy from the punch.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46I'll take care of you.
0:32:46 > 0:32:51I can make people disappear and stop bullets.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Move. You gotta take my place.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Buster, it's futile.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00I haven't the slightest knowledge of how to sing.
0:33:00 > 0:33:05Don't worry, I got a gimmick. I'll use it at the trial, too.
0:33:05 > 0:33:10What's the gimmick?
0:33:07 > 0:33:10When you need me, you'll hear music.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13SOFT, ANGELIC MUSIC
0:33:14 > 0:33:16And I'll use your body.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20What do you mean, "Use my body"?
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Like this.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Oh, no, Buster! What are you doing?
0:33:28 > 0:33:32Get out of me, Buster! I must talk to you immediately.
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Buster! Buster! Buster!
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Please, Buster, this is ridiculous.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Stop it, I tell you.
0:33:41 > 0:33:45Buster, you can't do this to me, Buster. I won't...
0:33:49 > 0:33:53It's my brother Buster again. He's inside me now.
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Buster, the masquerade'll be palpably inadequate.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Palpably inadequate.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02# Palpably inadequate Palpably inadequate
0:34:02 > 0:34:04# PALPABLY inadequate blues
0:34:04 > 0:34:07# I've got the palpably inadequate
0:34:07 > 0:34:08# Palpably inadequate
0:34:08 > 0:34:13# Boom-ding, boom-ding, boom, boom, ding, ding
0:34:13 > 0:34:15# Oooohh le! #
0:34:15 > 0:34:19HE IMITATES FLUTE
0:34:22 > 0:34:26HE IMITATES CELLO
0:34:28 > 0:34:30HE BARKS
0:34:32 > 0:34:36# Rock-a-bye, baby On the tree top
0:34:36 > 0:34:39# Palpably inadequate blues! #
0:34:41 > 0:34:47HE BABBLES
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Bye-bye.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Yippee! Wee!
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Yippee! Yahoo! Yippee!
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Yippee! Wee! Woo!
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Yahoo!
0:35:10 > 0:35:13# Rock-a-bye, baby On the tree top
0:35:13 > 0:35:15# When the... Huh! #
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Buster!
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Bye-bye.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Goodbye.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Buster!
0:35:24 > 0:35:28Buzzy! Buster, come back here.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Buster! Buster!
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Potato salad!
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Mr Schmidt! Mr Schmidt!
0:35:48 > 0:35:51Yes, yes, I'm coming.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Impertinent! Late in the night.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58Ja, ja, ja, I'm coming.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Mr Schmidt! HE BANGS
0:36:05 > 0:36:07HE BANGS Mr Schmidt!
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Don't! Shoosh! Don't! Come in.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Thank you.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Shoosh! What do you want?
0:36:14 > 0:36:17What?
0:36:14 > 0:36:17Wh.. shoosh! What do you want?
0:36:17 > 0:36:18I might hear music.
0:36:18 > 0:36:24Music? There is a nice place down the street. They sell Prospect Park.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Maybe even the Empire State Building.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Why don't you go down there?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32SOFT, ANGELIC MUSIC
0:36:36 > 0:36:39Pelican Club!
0:36:37 > 0:36:39What?
0:36:39 > 0:36:42I'd like a pint of...
0:36:40 > 0:36:42A pint of...?
0:36:42 > 0:36:46A pint of Pelican.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46A pint of pelican!!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Sorry to cause you trouble. It's my brother.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Your brother? Shoosh.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57He gets inside me, I can't help it. He makes me do it.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00I hear the music and I can't find him.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04I must go to the Pelican Club and go through with it!
0:37:09 > 0:37:13Evening, Mr Bellew.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13Hi, Buzzy.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Hello, Mr Bellew.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Hi, Mr Bellew.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25Hello, Buzzy.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Don't run. I want to talk to you.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35ALL SCREAM
0:37:38 > 0:37:40SCREAMING
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Pardon me.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:38:00 > 0:38:02When will you grow up?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Are you addressing me?
0:38:04 > 0:38:08Where d'you get the outfit and cheaters?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Return them.
0:38:10 > 0:38:14They won't help. Midge'll slug you anyway.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Midge? Midge who?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Stop that.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22You stood her up last night, didn't you?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24She cried all morning.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Is that a way to treat your future wife?
0:38:27 > 0:38:30HE SPLUTTERS Wife?
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Oh, wife. Yes, of course.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Well, there's really nothing definite.
0:38:35 > 0:38:39We haven't published the banns.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39What banns?
0:38:39 > 0:38:43Are you serious with her?
0:38:41 > 0:38:43You don't realise how serious it is.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Are you going to marry her tomorrow?
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Tomorrow?
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Yes, of course. Certainly. Yes, yes.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54All right, she's waiting.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Slip her a kiss, square the beef
0:38:56 > 0:39:00so she'll know you're on the up and up.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Very well.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03I'll slip her a kiss, square the beef
0:39:03 > 0:39:05so she'll know I'm on the up and up.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Oh, just the man I'm looking for.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Well, what was that for?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29I slipped you that kiss
0:39:29 > 0:39:33to slice beef and show you I'm on the up and up.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Will you marry me?
0:39:35 > 0:39:37If you can talk my husband into it.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Now zip me up, you clown.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Hurry up.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43HE COUGHS
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Are you the wardrobe mistress now?
0:39:50 > 0:39:53I suppose so. What can I do for you?
0:39:53 > 0:39:56You can put that back in your nose!
0:39:56 > 0:40:00You don't have to be jealous, Midge.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Midge? Oh, you're Midge. Excuse me.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06There. I'm a square of beef
0:40:06 > 0:40:09and everything is on the up in arms.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Someday you won't get away with it.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Good thing I'm as wacky as you.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18Four seconds late with your snack.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Thank you.
0:40:20 > 0:40:25Potato salad. Potato salad! She's waiting for me. Uh...
0:40:25 > 0:40:31Forgive me, ladies. There's an urgent matter I must attend to. Phone.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34And that's the guy I'm going to marry.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Sorry, Ellen, complications arose.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41I'll explain later. I have a position
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Well, of course I'm disappointed.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48But I'm delighted if you found a job. What?
0:40:48 > 0:40:51What job do you work till midnight?
0:40:51 > 0:40:55It's a most peculiar establishment.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55BARKING
0:40:58 > 0:41:03It's a pet shop.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Open till midnight? D'you sell owls?!
0:41:03 > 0:41:06We stock the entire animal kingdom.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Listen, you can hear for yourself.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16DOG PANTS AND BARKS
0:41:17 > 0:41:19DOG HOWLS
0:41:19 > 0:41:21HE CLUCKS
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Cock-a-doodle-doo! HE MOOS
0:41:24 > 0:41:30MIMICS PARROT: Polly, want a cracker? Polly, want a cracker?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32HE TWEETS
0:41:33 > 0:41:36HE HOOTS
0:41:36 > 0:41:38That's an owl, Ellen.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40What? HE CLUCKS
0:41:42 > 0:41:46HE MEOWS AND HISSES
0:41:46 > 0:41:49BARKING
0:41:49 > 0:41:52HE GURGLES
0:41:52 > 0:41:56What's that?
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Goldfish.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00Edwin Dingle, I don't know what you're up to!
0:42:00 > 0:42:06Take your animals and have dinner with them! And study in another library!
0:42:06 > 0:42:10Oh, wait... Ellen, hello. Hello?
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Ellen? Ellen?
0:42:12 > 0:42:18She hung up, eh?
0:42:13 > 0:42:18No, that was an acquaintance in a pet shop. He's crazy.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20HE GURGLES Goldfish!
0:42:20 > 0:42:25Your tails are clean.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Mmm?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25You're on in ten minutes.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29We're honoured again tonight. Ten Grand's out front.
0:42:29 > 0:42:33Ten Grand! Did you hear? He said...
0:42:33 > 0:42:35"O what a tangled web we weave,
0:42:35 > 0:42:38"When first we practise to deceive!"
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Sir Walter Scott's Marmion.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Canto 6, stanza 17. How beautiful.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Where on Earth is Fred?
0:42:56 > 0:42:58We've been going steady.
0:42:58 > 0:43:04We had a date to meet here at eight and he's ten minutes late already!
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Freddy!
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Freddy.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13# So in love
0:43:13 > 0:43:15# I'm so in love
0:43:15 > 0:43:18# Part of my heart said no, no, no,
0:43:18 > 0:43:20# The other part said, "Let's go"
0:43:20 > 0:43:25# And was I afraid, but I obeyed
0:43:25 > 0:43:28# Part of my heart said, "Let's go"
0:43:28 > 0:43:31# I couldn't say no, no, no
0:43:31 > 0:43:35# Just one week ago I made my mind up
0:43:36 > 0:43:41# That I'd never fall again and then I wind up
0:43:41 > 0:43:43# So in love
0:43:43 > 0:43:45# But so in love
0:43:45 > 0:43:48# I oughtta feel high but I feel low
0:43:48 > 0:43:51# And here's what I want to know
0:43:51 > 0:43:55# Does the one I'm so in love with love me so? #
0:43:55 > 0:43:58Do you have a problem?
0:43:58 > 0:44:02Is your Don Juan gone? Is your Casanova a rover?
0:44:02 > 0:44:08Step inside. Absolutely free if you want to be a bride.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12Wisdom's pearls from the lips of the Goldwyn girls.
0:44:12 > 0:44:17Hurry, hurry! You're just in time. Absolutely free...
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Oh.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20If you pay a dime.
0:44:38 > 0:44:44# So you want to know If he loves you so
0:44:44 > 0:44:47# Well, you poor smitten kitten
0:44:47 > 0:44:50# On a wedding you can plan
0:44:50 > 0:44:53# Cos the Northwest Mounted comes to us
0:44:53 > 0:44:57# When they really want to get their man
0:44:57 > 0:45:00# Have you tried picking petals
0:45:00 > 0:45:03# And seeing what it settles off a daisy?
0:45:04 > 0:45:07# Have you tried mixing juleps
0:45:07 > 0:45:12# With a stroll through the tulips while he's hazy?
0:45:12 > 0:45:16# Have you tried weeping on his shoulder...
0:45:16 > 0:45:20# During Tristan and Isolde?
0:45:20 > 0:45:23# Have you tried baking him a biscuit?
0:45:23 > 0:45:28# Or don't you think you ought to risk it?
0:45:28 > 0:45:30# Have you tried Wheaties?
0:45:32 > 0:45:35# But there's one sure cure that'll open his eyes
0:45:35 > 0:45:39# Flirt with a couple of other guys
0:45:39 > 0:45:41# Cleopatra rose on it
0:45:41 > 0:45:45# We'll bet our doggone hose on it
0:45:45 > 0:45:50# Try playing the field And he'll yield #
0:48:55 > 0:48:57APPLAUSE
0:49:00 > 0:49:03We're looking for Ten Grand Jackson.
0:49:03 > 0:49:07He's at his regular table.
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Huh?
0:49:05 > 0:49:07I say he's at his...
0:49:09 > 0:49:12Look, you ain't no deafer than I am.
0:49:12 > 0:49:16I know it, but it makes me look very distinguee.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18Come on.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25I told you to come to my office.
0:49:25 > 0:49:30The DA's back, we gotta be cool.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30We want our money.
0:49:30 > 0:49:34Sure you gave him a bath?
0:49:31 > 0:49:34In Prospect Park Lake.
0:49:34 > 0:49:38They ain't even had time to take his name off the marquee!
0:49:38 > 0:49:42Wonder who Monte's going to put in his place.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45I'll miss Buzzy - a great performer.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47BAND STRIKES UP
0:49:49 > 0:49:52BAND STRIKES UP AGAIN
0:49:57 > 0:50:00Buster, where are you? Buster!
0:50:00 > 0:50:05What's with him? Every night a new act.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05Please, Buster!
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Who's that?
0:50:22 > 0:50:25Under the spreading chestnut tree,
0:50:25 > 0:50:28the village smithy stands...
0:50:28 > 0:50:31# The smith - a mighty man is he
0:50:31 > 0:50:33# Large sinewy hands! #
0:50:33 > 0:50:36Get the show going. Shoot the mic.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39His brow is wet with honest sweat
0:50:39 > 0:50:43He... He earns what e'er he can...
0:50:43 > 0:50:47He-e-e... BUSTER!
0:50:44 > 0:50:47LAUGHTER
0:50:58 > 0:51:04Ladies and gentlemen, I think some explanation is due...
0:51:04 > 0:51:07..but I, uh,... unfortunately, I...
0:51:07 > 0:51:11I don't like this routine. Better get the girls back on!
0:51:11 > 0:51:13I simply can't...
0:51:13 > 0:51:15ALL SCREAM
0:51:15 > 0:51:17SOFT ANGELIC MUSIC
0:51:17 > 0:51:20The music! There it is - the music!
0:51:23 > 0:51:25Buster! Where have you been?
0:51:25 > 0:51:28Shh.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28(I thought you'd never get here.)
0:51:28 > 0:51:31You're a big, talentless hunk!
0:51:31 > 0:51:34You'll ruin my reputation!
0:51:37 > 0:51:39YAHOO!
0:51:39 > 0:51:42Get your laughing belts on, folks,
0:51:42 > 0:51:45we're going to go to work. Ha, ha!
0:51:45 > 0:51:49Come on, girls, hurry up.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Hold it.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53Like an Eskimo girl, I need time to warm up.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55You never know what he'll do!
0:51:55 > 0:51:59Thought I wouldn't be any good, huh?
0:51:59 > 0:52:02I've a great surprise this evening.
0:52:02 > 0:52:08Russian baritone, Sergei Ivanovitch, hasn't performed in five years...
0:52:08 > 0:52:11..but tonight he will sing for us.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13So let's get him out here.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15APPLAUSE
0:52:15 > 0:52:18RUSSIAN MUSIC
0:52:35 > 0:52:37IN RUSSIAN ACCENT: Ladies and gentlemen,
0:52:37 > 0:52:41I will sing a composition which my dear friend,..
0:52:41 > 0:52:46..Gregory Ivanovitch Sergei Izdravstvuitye Kuzhistlashis
0:52:46 > 0:52:49Mostnozhistyes Knizhy Yatzivrebich...
0:52:49 > 0:52:51..wrote for me. Hee-hee.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55With his friend Grieg. Please. Pozhalusta.
0:52:56 > 0:53:02I... Heh! I will never forget the last time I sang this song - it was beautiful.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05We were in a magnificent garden
0:53:05 > 0:53:08and the stars were shining...
0:53:08 > 0:53:13..the orchestra was playing, the people were applauding.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Ho! Me?
0:53:15 > 0:53:17HE SNIFFS Sneeze.
0:53:17 > 0:53:20Course...allergy.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22But... He-he-heh.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26This was five years ago. I feel much better now.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29I will, heh, sing for you this little song.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Please, pozhalusta.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33What a five years
0:53:33 > 0:53:37I will never forget as long as I live!
0:53:37 > 0:53:41Every place I go, whatever I am doing... HE SNEEZES
0:53:43 > 0:53:47I love to smell flowers. Could not do this.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50Because roses... HE CHUCKLES
0:53:50 > 0:53:53Chrysanthe-e-mu-mm-um-u-um.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Rhodedendronbles.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00Goldenrods. Whoa...
0:54:00 > 0:54:04Only relief I possibly have is ocean voyage.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07Here, I get seasick.
0:54:07 > 0:54:13But, heh, heh, this is five years ago and I feel much better now and...
0:54:13 > 0:54:16Please...
0:54:14 > 0:54:16FORTISSIMO INTRO
0:54:24 > 0:54:26END OF INTRO
0:54:36 > 0:54:41SHORT INTRO
0:54:41 > 0:54:46# Oh, ch-hee-hee-hee...
0:54:51 > 0:54:54# Chornia
0:54:54 > 0:54:58# And oh, ch... AIO!
0:55:05 > 0:55:07# ..nia
0:55:07 > 0:55:11# And, oh, Cho... Wh-o-o-o-o!
0:55:11 > 0:55:13# Oh, Che... He-e-e-e-e!
0:55:14 > 0:55:16# Oh, Che... Ha-a! #
0:55:18 > 0:55:20HE GASPS
0:55:21 > 0:55:23HE GASPS AGAIN
0:55:25 > 0:55:27# ..nia
0:55:27 > 0:55:34# Ee pr-r-rekrasn-sn-snia-a-a
0:55:34 > 0:55:38# Ha-a-a-a-a-a...
0:55:38 > 0:55:42# Klublyu ya vas oh-de-bay... #
0:55:42 > 0:55:44HE MUMBLES
0:55:52 > 0:55:54# Kak lublyu ya vas!
0:55:57 > 0:56:03# Kak vayus ya vas
0:56:03 > 0:56:05# Sna... #
0:56:08 > 0:56:11HE WHIMPERS
0:56:11 > 0:56:13HE SNORTS # Sna...
0:56:15 > 0:56:17# Sna...
0:56:17 > 0:56:20# Je-vee-vee-do-do
0:56:20 > 0:56:23# Ba-sa-nyat-nyat
0:56:23 > 0:56:27# Nomoig, sed zi nyet magen... #
0:56:30 > 0:56:32OUTSCH! Ho-ho...
0:56:33 > 0:56:35HE STAMMERS
0:56:40 > 0:56:43# Dlya vas
0:56:43 > 0:56:51# Sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...
0:56:51 > 0:56:56# Sna-veelaa #
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Who!
0:57:00 > 0:57:02He who!
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Who he?!
0:57:04 > 0:57:07I don't know who he!
0:57:07 > 0:57:14# Sna-vido-he-chas! #
0:57:14 > 0:57:17ATCHOO!
0:57:15 > 0:57:17LAUGHTER
0:57:17 > 0:57:20HE WHIMPERS
0:57:20 > 0:57:22LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:57:28 > 0:57:30Thank you.
0:57:31 > 0:57:33Stay in the hot seat, pal!
0:57:42 > 0:57:46Only one explanation. He's Buzzy's ghost.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49He's come back to get us!
0:57:47 > 0:57:49Sure(!)
0:57:49 > 0:57:55You guys were going to skip town with the dough for a job you didn't do.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58What'd he say?
0:57:56 > 0:57:58Take that out and you'd hear him!
0:57:58 > 0:58:01Huh?
0:57:59 > 0:58:01You'd hear him!
0:58:04 > 0:58:07Great show. Great show.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09Getting warm, isn't it, fellas?
0:58:12 > 0:58:17Sorry I'm late, kiddies, I couldn't tear myself away.
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Never been late before, Buzzy!
0:58:20 > 0:58:22How can you say that?
0:58:23 > 0:58:28Chimp, I got an idea! That guy there ain't Buzzy Bellew.
0:58:28 > 0:58:31Buzzy's got a mole under his ear!
0:58:31 > 0:58:37Don't prove nothing. Everybody knows Buzzy has a mole under his ear.
0:58:37 > 0:58:41- If- he- ain't got a mole, he ain't Buzzy, is he, Chimp?
0:58:41 > 0:58:44Huh?
0:58:42 > 0:58:44Is he?!
0:58:45 > 0:58:51Quiet, kids. I have to announce that Midge and Buzzy are to be married.
0:58:51 > 0:58:53ALL: Congratulations!
0:58:53 > 0:58:55I tried my best to stop it,
0:58:55 > 0:59:00but the unhappy event takes place tomorrow.
0:59:00 > 0:59:06This is a surprise!
0:59:01 > 0:59:06I've an even bigger surprise. This time I'll be there.
0:59:06 > 0:59:11I've got one, too. If you're even five minutes late,
0:59:11 > 0:59:12I'll marry Monte.
0:59:12 > 0:59:16So help me, I'll set his clock back!
0:59:16 > 0:59:20A toast. Let's drink to the late Buzzy Bellew.
0:59:22 > 0:59:27Mr Bellew, can I have your autograph for my sorority?
0:59:27 > 0:59:29Sure, I'm an old Vassar man myself.
0:59:29 > 0:59:32I'd like one, too.
0:59:37 > 0:59:42Didn't know he could even write with one hand!
0:59:39 > 0:59:42LAUGHTER
0:59:42 > 0:59:42Thanks.
0:59:42 > 0:59:46Say, how's the florist business?
0:59:46 > 0:59:48Fine.
0:59:49 > 0:59:53- As I was saying before I was so- rudely- interrupted.
0:59:54 > 0:59:57That's him - same face, eyes, nose,
0:59:57 > 0:59:59same mole under his left ear.
0:59:59 > 1:00:01That guy there is right now
1:00:01 > 1:00:04layin' at the bottom of the lake.
1:00:04 > 1:00:08The same guy? He wrote "Buzzy Bellew".
1:00:08 > 1:00:12Yeah, look at mine. "Buzz, Buzz...potato salad"?
1:00:12 > 1:00:14Hey, who's that?
1:00:16 > 1:00:18I guess Buzzy's being funny.
1:00:18 > 1:00:21I don't care who that zombie is...
1:00:21 > 1:00:25..I'm not paying you till he's knocked off.
1:00:25 > 1:00:28If you two amateurs can't do it,
1:00:28 > 1:00:30I'll get some professionals.
1:00:30 > 1:00:33What'd he say?
1:00:31 > 1:00:33You heard.
1:00:46 > 1:00:50HE SLURS Just a moment! Just a moment!
1:00:51 > 1:00:55I would like to propose a toast...
1:00:55 > 1:00:57to my little bride Ellen.
1:00:57 > 1:01:01- ALL:- Ellen? >
1:00:59 > 1:01:01I... I mean Midge!
1:01:01 > 1:01:05Midge! Whoo! I'm gettin' dizzy!
1:01:08 > 1:01:11Tomorrow afternoon, we're all going to meet
1:01:11 > 1:01:14at the library round the corner.
1:01:16 > 1:01:20Hmm? The lil' library round the corner.
1:01:20 > 1:01:24For better or for worse, in sickness and in health.
1:01:24 > 1:01:26For richer or for poorer.
1:01:26 > 1:01:29Till potato salad do us part.
1:01:29 > 1:01:31LAUGHTER
1:01:35 > 1:01:37- ALL:- Ooh! >
1:01:46 > 1:01:48Pierre! More champagne!
1:01:53 > 1:01:56Oh, brother, I can't take any more!
1:02:00 > 1:02:02Pardon me.
1:02:02 > 1:02:06What kind of a constitution has my brother got?
1:02:06 > 1:02:11I'll never let him drink while I'm inside him. Never!
1:02:17 > 1:02:20Hello, Charlie. Gimme a Bromo.
1:02:23 > 1:02:26Hey, Charlie! Lemme have a Bromo.
1:02:29 > 1:02:33NO SOUND
1:02:30 > 1:02:33Let me have a Bromo!
1:02:36 > 1:02:39Charlie, let me have a Bromo.
1:02:39 > 1:02:41That won't do you any good.
1:02:41 > 1:02:45Been here 15 minutes, I can't get a Bromo.
1:02:58 > 1:03:00HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
1:03:09 > 1:03:11How d'you like that?
1:03:11 > 1:03:15I get the Bromo and I can't pick it up!
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Charlie! How about that Bromo?
1:03:20 > 1:03:24I just gave you a Bromo.
1:03:22 > 1:03:24Where is it?
1:03:28 > 1:03:30Why d'you run away?
1:03:30 > 1:03:32HOLD IT OR I'LL SHOOT!
1:03:32 > 1:03:35You gotta be quicker on the draw!
1:03:38 > 1:03:42Charlie, please let me have a Bromo.
1:03:57 > 1:03:59< Charlie. Charlie!
1:03:59 > 1:04:02Charlie!
1:04:02 > 1:04:05What kind of a game is this?
1:04:08 > 1:04:12Don't leave me alone with it, pal!
1:04:12 > 1:04:16Help me hold it, stop it squirming!
1:04:19 > 1:04:22Oh, brother! I wish I were dead!
1:04:36 > 1:04:39(Psst! Ellen!)
1:04:41 > 1:04:43(Ellen!)
1:04:49 > 1:04:52Ellen, I need to converse with you.
1:04:52 > 1:04:57There are a few small matters I'd like to clarify. You must listen.
1:04:57 > 1:04:59Stop shouting. Everyone's looking.
1:04:59 > 1:05:03I want to explain.
1:05:01 > 1:05:03It better be good.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Making me wait hours for potato salad,
1:05:05 > 1:05:08then barking and hooting down the telephone!
1:05:08 > 1:05:10I'd better start at the beginning.
1:05:10 > 1:05:15Don't bother.
1:05:11 > 1:05:15I went to purchase potato salad.
1:05:15 > 1:05:19I heard harp music, so instead of asking for potato salad,
1:05:19 > 1:05:21I asked for Prospect Park.
1:05:21 > 1:05:22Naturally(!)
1:05:22 > 1:05:26When I hear piccolo music, I ask for Coney Island(!)
1:05:26 > 1:05:30I jumped off a bus and my brother was waiting.
1:05:30 > 1:05:34He had been killed the night before.
1:05:32 > 1:05:34Oh!
1:05:38 > 1:05:40Don't judge me till I've finished.
1:05:40 > 1:05:42Go away!
1:05:42 > 1:05:44I had to sing at the Pelican Club
1:05:44 > 1:05:49so the DA wouldn't know that Buster, who was Buzzy, was dead.
1:05:49 > 1:05:53Is that clear?
1:05:50 > 1:05:53Oh, yes(!) You're insane.
1:05:53 > 1:05:56But I didn't forget you. That's why I telephoned.
1:05:56 > 1:06:00But a dog barked. I tried to get away,
1:06:00 > 1:06:03but I couldn't because I'm engaged to Midge.
1:06:03 > 1:06:08That is, Buzzy and Midge were engaged, but I was Buzzy then.
1:06:08 > 1:06:11Oh! Who are you now?
1:06:11 > 1:06:14Myself, but I don't know how long for.
1:06:14 > 1:06:18Come around when you're Buzzy again.
1:06:15 > 1:06:18It's true, Ellen!
1:06:18 > 1:06:20I have nothing to do with it.
1:06:20 > 1:06:23I hear music and Buzzy gets inside me.
1:06:53 > 1:06:57Ellen!
1:06:54 > 1:06:57You just got me fired!
1:06:57 > 1:06:59Sorry, but I must resort to force.
1:06:59 > 1:07:03Now you're a caveman?
1:07:00 > 1:07:03Neanderthal man had his merits.
1:07:03 > 1:07:08We're going to the church where the girl who's waiting to marry me...
1:07:08 > 1:07:12..will tell you how Buzzy was supposed to marry her.
1:07:12 > 1:07:16And so we'll face the whole thing together.
1:07:16 > 1:07:17Oh, yeah(?)
1:07:17 > 1:07:19HE GASPS
1:07:19 > 1:07:22- Oh! - You're crazy!
1:07:22 > 1:07:26Two men in uniform will be coming to carry you off.
1:07:26 > 1:07:28SIREN
1:07:36 > 1:07:39Come with us, young fella.
1:07:39 > 1:07:41Just a moment...
1:07:39 > 1:07:41Quit arguing.
1:07:41 > 1:07:43Officer, you have the wrong fellow!
1:07:43 > 1:07:48We got orders from the DA to take you in. Get in the car.
1:07:51 > 1:07:56Only yesterday he was just a nice, sweet, ordinary genius.
1:08:05 > 1:08:09Sorry we had to place you in protective custody, Mr Bellew.
1:08:09 > 1:08:12You should've taken care of that.
1:08:12 > 1:08:16Well, now Mr Bellew is here in the flesh.
1:08:16 > 1:08:18In the flesh!
1:08:18 > 1:08:21(Buster! Buster, please, Buster!)
1:08:21 > 1:08:22Huh?
1:08:22 > 1:08:25Uh...nothing.
1:08:25 > 1:08:27I thought you...
1:08:27 > 1:08:29Let's get down to business.
1:08:29 > 1:08:31You told me you had the goods
1:08:31 > 1:08:35on Ten Grand for that Brooklyn murder.
1:08:35 > 1:08:38I need a detailed statement from you.
1:08:38 > 1:08:40I'm not quite prepared yet.
1:08:40 > 1:08:43I'm waiting for something to happen.
1:08:43 > 1:08:47Just what are you expecting to happen?
1:08:47 > 1:08:49Buster!
1:08:49 > 1:08:52Buster! Buster!
1:08:53 > 1:08:56Buster! Buster, please!
1:08:59 > 1:09:04It doesn't look like it's going to happen.
1:09:04 > 1:09:07Buster!
1:09:05 > 1:09:07Calm down, Mr Bellew.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10You're as safe as a church.
1:09:10 > 1:09:13Will you have a cigar?
1:09:11 > 1:09:13No, thank you.
1:09:13 > 1:09:16We haven't much time.
1:09:16 > 1:09:20You saw Ten Grand at the scene of the murder.
1:09:20 > 1:09:24I surprised him "in flagrante delicto".
1:09:24 > 1:09:28Flagrante...? Well, good. Proceed.
1:09:28 > 1:09:32Well, I ripped off my stint at the Pelican cabaret...
1:09:32 > 1:09:37..where I'm engaged as a song and dance entertainer.
1:09:37 > 1:09:40I was a little bit down, so I retired to my digs.
1:09:40 > 1:09:44I had four or five quick slugs of hooch
1:09:44 > 1:09:47and in consequence I spent a nuit blanche.
1:09:47 > 1:09:49I decided to take a walk.
1:09:49 > 1:09:51After walking a while,
1:09:51 > 1:09:56my dogs got tired so I took a breather in a deserted cul-de-sac.
1:09:56 > 1:10:00Ten Grand drove up, stalking his victim.
1:10:00 > 1:10:03Tall, thin man with a red beard.
1:10:03 > 1:10:09I suspected foul play the instant Ten Grand produced his Gatling guns.
1:10:09 > 1:10:11There was a hail of lead.
1:10:11 > 1:10:18The victim fell, fatally pierced through the pericardial region.
1:10:18 > 1:10:21And there you are, gentlemen.
1:10:21 > 1:10:24An open-and-shut case. May I go?
1:10:24 > 1:10:27Just a minute. If you don't mind.
1:10:27 > 1:10:29Your story is satisfactory,
1:10:29 > 1:10:32except for a few minor details.
1:10:32 > 1:10:35It was dark and I may have made one or two mistakes.
1:10:35 > 1:10:38The tall, thin man with a red beard
1:10:38 > 1:10:43was a short, fat fan dancer named Choo-Choo Laverne.
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Amazing!
1:10:46 > 1:10:49Her disguise was perfect!
1:10:49 > 1:10:51She was strangled, not shot.
1:10:51 > 1:10:54You said you knew the name under which Choo-Choo Laverne
1:10:54 > 1:10:56rented that safety-deposit box.
1:10:56 > 1:10:59You said it contained proof of Ten Grand's racket.
1:10:59 > 1:11:02What was that girl's real name? No phony quibbling!
1:11:02 > 1:11:05That's her name - Fanny Quibbling.
1:11:05 > 1:11:08What's in a name?
1:11:08 > 1:11:11As Shakespeare once said...
1:11:11 > 1:11:13Buster! Buster!
1:11:13 > 1:11:15Who is this Buster?
1:11:15 > 1:11:18Somebody higher up who's behind all this?
1:11:16 > 1:11:18Yes, somebody higher up.
1:11:18 > 1:11:21Buster! Buster!
1:11:21 > 1:11:25Nobody's perfect, and you know Buzzy's irresponsible.
1:11:25 > 1:11:27It's not the first time.
1:11:27 > 1:11:29What time is it now?
1:11:29 > 1:11:35Six o'clock.
1:11:31 > 1:11:35I wouldn't wait this long for a divorce.
1:11:36 > 1:11:38Monte, will you marry me?
1:11:38 > 1:11:41What?!
1:11:39 > 1:11:41I mean it.
1:11:41 > 1:11:43Only a heel would take advantage
1:11:43 > 1:11:45of a situation like this.
1:11:48 > 1:11:50I guess I'm a heel.
1:11:50 > 1:11:54The stage is set. We've got all the props.
1:11:54 > 1:11:57You know how superstitious I am.
1:11:57 > 1:12:02I don't want to get married in the church where Buzzy stood you up.
1:12:02 > 1:12:03You're right.
1:12:03 > 1:12:06Maybe we can find a church where he hasn't.
1:12:06 > 1:12:09Are you trying to wreck my career?
1:12:08 > 1:12:09Are you involved with him?
1:12:09 > 1:12:15Are you a member of his mob?
1:12:11 > 1:12:15No, no, no! Buster! Buster!
1:12:15 > 1:12:17One more chance,
1:12:17 > 1:12:21then I'll railroad you for withholding evidence.
1:12:21 > 1:12:24All right, I'll tell you the truth.
1:12:25 > 1:12:28Now you're coming to your senses.
1:12:28 > 1:12:31Get every word, Miss Hutchison.
1:12:36 > 1:12:38< Now.
1:12:38 > 1:12:41I went to Schmidt's delicatessen
1:12:41 > 1:12:42for some potato salad.
1:12:42 > 1:12:45I heard harp music and the potato salad
1:12:45 > 1:12:48turned into Prospect Park.
1:12:48 > 1:12:51There was Buster walking in a block of stone
1:12:51 > 1:12:52because he was dead.
1:12:52 > 1:12:57The policeman didn't feel him when he kicked him,
1:12:57 > 1:13:01because he was swinging by his tail in a tree.
1:13:01 > 1:13:02The girl didn't see him,
1:13:02 > 1:13:05but the sailor knocked me down.
1:13:05 > 1:13:08That's when Buster got inside me and started to dance.
1:13:08 > 1:13:10Holy jumping Republicans,
1:13:10 > 1:13:13throw this maniac outta here!
1:13:13 > 1:13:15Drop the charges against Ten Grand.
1:13:15 > 1:13:18Don't! Ten Grand did it.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21Buster, come down and get inside of me!
1:13:21 > 1:13:24I can't stand the sight of him!
1:13:24 > 1:13:27I want police protection.
1:13:27 > 1:13:32I'll issue an order to every cop in New York to arrest you on sight -
1:13:32 > 1:13:35shoot you - if you come near them!
1:13:35 > 1:13:39Throw that idiot out!
1:13:37 > 1:13:39But Mr O'Brien! Mr O'Brien!
1:13:39 > 1:13:41I have to talk to the DA
1:13:41 > 1:13:43about a young man he arrested.
1:13:43 > 1:13:48He's not really insane. It's just he's not used to girls.
1:13:48 > 1:13:51What? The DA is out to dinner?
1:13:51 > 1:13:53When will he be back?
1:13:53 > 1:13:58The opera? I'll call him later. Goodbye.
1:14:01 > 1:14:04KNOCKING ON WINDOW
1:14:13 > 1:14:19Why are you on my fire escape?
1:14:15 > 1:14:19There are two men after me at the front door.
1:14:19 > 1:14:22If a policeman sees you, he'll think you're a thief.
1:14:22 > 1:14:26The police have orders to shoot me on sight.
1:14:26 > 1:14:28I'm not surprised.
1:14:28 > 1:14:34I was just with the DA...
1:14:30 > 1:14:34The DA is on his way to the opera.
1:14:34 > 1:14:36You'd better go.
1:14:36 > 1:14:41Oh, Ellen...!
1:14:37 > 1:14:41Get your head out of my window or I'll chop it off.
1:14:41 > 1:14:44You're a Jekyll and Hyde and a liar.
1:14:44 > 1:14:48Ellen, please don't doubt me. I couldn't lie to you.
1:14:48 > 1:14:53I couldn't lie to anyone about whom I feel...
1:14:53 > 1:14:57That is, for whom I feel such a...feeling as I feel.
1:14:57 > 1:15:02I'd like to believe you, Edwin.
1:15:02 > 1:15:09May I come in for a minute?
1:15:04 > 1:15:09No. Not until I've heard what you've got to say. Go ahead.
1:15:09 > 1:15:11My brother Buster is Buzzy Bellew.
1:15:11 > 1:15:13He was killed last night
1:15:13 > 1:15:16and I told his ghost I would help him...
1:15:20 > 1:15:25Ellen, please! Ellen, please let me come in!
1:15:25 > 1:15:29 Ellen! Ellen, please! Ellen, please let me come in!
1:15:33 > 1:15:35KNOCK ON DOOR
1:15:35 > 1:15:37Come in.
1:15:44 > 1:15:47Where is he, sister?
1:15:47 > 1:15:49He? Who?
1:15:49 > 1:15:52Your boyfriend.
1:15:50 > 1:15:52There's nobody here.
1:15:52 > 1:15:57What did she say, Torso?
1:15:54 > 1:15:57Forget it. Let's look around.
1:16:00 > 1:16:03Don't try phoning the police, babe.
1:16:08 > 1:16:11WINDOW RATTLES
1:16:11 > 1:16:13Where is he?
1:16:13 > 1:16:15Nervous, huh?
1:16:15 > 1:16:18What did you say, Torso?
1:16:16 > 1:16:18She's ner...
1:16:18 > 1:16:20Look in the closet!
1:16:27 > 1:16:29THUD
1:16:35 > 1:16:38TAPPING
1:16:43 > 1:16:47It's cold! When I do that, the janitor turns the heat on.
1:16:47 > 1:16:49What did she say?
1:16:51 > 1:16:54TAPPING
1:16:54 > 1:16:58That's the janitor knocking back.
1:17:03 > 1:17:08There must be some mistake. Mr Dingle wouldn't hurt a fly.
1:17:08 > 1:17:12Dingle? Who's Dingle?
1:17:09 > 1:17:12But you said my boyfriend.
1:17:16 > 1:17:18She's two-timing Buzzy Bellew
1:17:18 > 1:17:20- while- he's- two-timing Midge Mallon!
1:17:20 > 1:17:23Buzzy Bellew? Then he was telling..
1:17:23 > 1:17:27Isn't Buzzy Bellew dead?
1:17:25 > 1:17:27That's what we want to know.
1:17:27 > 1:17:30How much do you know, sister?
1:17:30 > 1:17:33We want to ask you some questions. >
1:17:33 > 1:17:38I'll tell you. Why should I protect Buzzy Bellew if he's two-timing me?
1:17:38 > 1:17:42He's picking Midge Mallon up and they're leaving
1:17:42 > 1:17:45for Chicago on the 7.20 from Grand Central Station.
1:17:45 > 1:17:48Hurry and you'll just about make it.
1:17:48 > 1:17:50WINDOW SMASHES
1:17:54 > 1:17:56Buster!
1:18:01 > 1:18:03Buster!
1:18:11 > 1:18:14You're back again!! Shoosh, shoee!
1:18:14 > 1:18:16Shh!
1:18:19 > 1:18:22What are you doing?
1:18:20 > 1:18:22(Quiet, they'll hear you.)
1:18:22 > 1:18:26Who?
1:18:23 > 1:18:26Chimp and Torso - the men in black.
1:18:26 > 1:18:29You mean the men in white!
1:18:47 > 1:18:50HAMMERING ON DOOR
1:18:48 > 1:18:50Hide me!
1:18:50 > 1:18:52Don't go in!
1:18:54 > 1:18:58Pardon me, madam, don't be alarmed.
1:18:56 > 1:18:58Papa! Help! Help!
1:18:58 > 1:19:00It's all right. Get out.
1:19:00 > 1:19:04Please don't do that!
1:19:02 > 1:19:04I told you get out!
1:19:04 > 1:19:08Buster, I need you, please!
1:19:08 > 1:19:10You are Buster and he needs you?
1:19:10 > 1:19:15Why should he need me?
1:19:12 > 1:19:15Because he's American. Now, get out.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17Buster, at last, you're here.
1:19:17 > 1:19:20I've been trying to get to you,
1:19:20 > 1:19:23but I had a hangover that was out of this world.
1:19:23 > 1:19:27Help me! My life is in jeopardy.
1:19:27 > 1:19:31Get out!
1:19:28 > 1:19:31Be quiet. This young man is in trouble.
1:19:31 > 1:19:35I got bad news, kid, I can't help you any more.
1:19:35 > 1:19:39But you must, Buster! You can't turn me down now!
1:19:39 > 1:19:40What do you want me to do?
1:19:40 > 1:19:45They want to kill me. Go "pfft" and make them disappear.
1:19:45 > 1:19:47Go "pfft" and make who do what?
1:19:47 > 1:19:51Mamma, just go "pfft", let him disappear.
1:19:51 > 1:19:55Please, be quiet! I can't hear what Buster is saying.
1:19:55 > 1:19:57Buster...? Buster!
1:19:57 > 1:20:01Buster, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk so loudly.
1:20:01 > 1:20:02Buzzy, Buzzy, Buster.
1:20:02 > 1:20:06Ja, ja, ja! Good evening, Buster. You're looking well!
1:20:06 > 1:20:08QUIET!
1:20:08 > 1:20:14We can't talk with these characters here. Follow me.
1:20:15 > 1:20:19My brother just walked through that door.
1:20:19 > 1:20:20I have to go, too.
1:20:20 > 1:20:22Bon voyage.
1:20:24 > 1:20:26Excuse me.
1:20:32 > 1:20:37I can't get to you any more. I've run out of ectoplasm.
1:20:37 > 1:20:40You're on your own.
1:20:38 > 1:20:40What shall I do?
1:20:40 > 1:20:44Give me the evidence on Ten Grand, I'll tell the DA.
1:20:44 > 1:20:48The girl who was murdered was Choo-Choo Laverne the fan dancer.
1:20:48 > 1:20:50Choo-Choo Laverne?
1:20:50 > 1:20:54He's talking to a salami. He thinks it is a fan dancer.
1:20:54 > 1:20:56Such a nice boy, too. Let me look.
1:20:56 > 1:20:58Then Ten Grand murdered her?
1:20:58 > 1:21:02Right. When she threatened to tell the cops, he killed her.
1:21:02 > 1:21:05She threatened to inform the police.
1:21:05 > 1:21:10He thinks a bottle of pickles is a policeman.
1:21:08 > 1:21:10I wish it was!
1:21:10 > 1:21:16This is very important - Choo-Choo Laverne's real name was Minnie Smith
1:21:16 > 1:21:19She hid some of the evidence she had on Ten Grand
1:21:19 > 1:21:23in a safe-deposit box under that name - Minnie Smith.
1:21:23 > 1:21:27Buster...
1:21:24 > 1:21:27CRASH!
1:21:25 > 1:21:27What was that?
1:21:27 > 1:21:33If you get out of this, you'll be a new man. If not, I'll be seeing you.
1:21:33 > 1:21:35Buster! Buster!
1:21:35 > 1:21:37Buster, don't go! Buster!
1:21:37 > 1:21:42Such a nice boy and so delicate!
1:21:40 > 1:21:42GUNSHOT
1:21:44 > 1:21:47Come on!
1:21:47 > 1:21:50One goes in, three come out!
1:22:04 > 1:22:06Papa, look!
1:22:06 > 1:22:11Now we are open 24 hours a day. Shoo, shoosh...!
1:22:12 > 1:22:15 First on your right.
1:22:15 > 1:22:17 Second on your left.
1:22:17 > 1:22:19First on your right.
1:22:19 > 1:22:20Ticket, please.
1:22:20 > 1:22:24I haven't a ticket, but I must see the District Attorney. He's here.
1:22:24 > 1:22:28Take that up with the manager, miss.
1:22:29 > 1:22:32Just a moment. Where's your ticket?
1:22:32 > 1:22:33I have no ticket,
1:22:33 > 1:22:36but there's somebody in there I have to see.
1:22:36 > 1:22:38Wait a minute.
1:22:40 > 1:22:42Edwin!
1:22:46 > 1:22:48< First on your right.
1:22:50 > 1:22:52HE GASPS
1:22:52 > 1:22:54Chimp.
1:22:56 > 1:22:59Buster! Buster!
1:23:18 > 1:23:21TENOR SINGS
1:23:44 > 1:23:46HE SINGS HIGH, PIERCING NOTE
1:23:58 > 1:24:01# La, la, la!! #
1:24:01 > 1:24:03< Alfredo! Vieni! Vieni!
1:24:09 > 1:24:12ALL BABBLE IN ITALIAN
1:24:13 > 1:24:15HE JOINS IN
1:24:22 > 1:24:24Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!
1:24:24 > 1:24:31ALL FALL SILENT
1:24:26 > 1:24:31Diaframma! L'orbianto, le masche. HE SINGS NOTE
1:24:31 > 1:24:33ALL BABBLE
1:24:33 > 1:24:41No! Diaframma quanto li stato il marto oi! Piando le calde. Eh! Uh-uh! No!
1:24:41 > 1:24:44Diaframma. HE SINGS NOTE
1:24:44 > 1:24:46EXCITED CHATTER
1:24:48 > 1:24:50Shuddup!
1:24:50 > 1:24:56Il e masch. Diaframma, hai mar. Yai!
1:24:58 > 1:25:00CHORUS SING
1:25:07 > 1:25:09CHORUS OF "BRAVO"
1:25:24 > 1:25:28# Io so, amor, io so, amor
1:25:28 > 1:25:32# Io so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o, amor!!
1:25:32 > 1:25:39# Sei il mio, sei il mio, sorgere, sorgere!
1:25:42 > 1:25:45# Bello! Bello!
1:25:45 > 1:25:47# Bello! Bello! Bello! Bello!
1:25:47 > 1:25:53# B-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-l-l-o!! #
1:26:00 > 1:26:02ORCHESTRA FALLS SILENT
1:26:05 > 1:26:08RICH BARITONE: # Si puo!
1:26:09 > 1:26:13# Quando una vasti, disturbamento
1:26:13 > 1:26:17# La pien' allarma, presentimento
1:26:20 > 1:26:25# Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! #
1:26:27 > 1:26:30ORCHESTRA FALLS SILENT
1:26:28 > 1:26:30Na!
1:26:32 > 1:26:34# Macchi
1:26:33 > 1:26:34- # Macchi- # Si barfa
1:26:34 > 1:26:37# Fianti
1:26:35 > 1:26:37- # Fianti- # Si qualche
1:26:37 > 1:26:40# Pacchi
1:26:38 > 1:26:40- # Pacchi- # Si sperda
1:26:40 > 1:26:44# Franchi
1:26:41 > 1:26:44- # Franchi- # Sinatra!
1:26:48 > 1:26:51FLUTE PLAYS LIGHT FLOURISH
1:26:54 > 1:26:58HE IMITATES FLUTE
1:27:00 > 1:27:03BOTH IMITATE FLUTE
1:27:03 > 1:27:07HE HOWLS LIKE A DOG
1:27:07 > 1:27:14# Ah! Ah, ah-ah! Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!! #
1:27:14 > 1:27:19SHE SINGS SCALE, FINISHING VERY HIGH
1:27:20 > 1:27:24# Ha, ha! #
1:27:22 > 1:27:24ORCHESTRA PLAYS NOTE
1:27:26 > 1:27:29# Ha, ha! #
1:27:27 > 1:27:29ORCHESTRA AGAIN
1:27:29 > 1:27:32# Heh, heh! #
1:27:30 > 1:27:32ORCHESTRA PLAYS
1:27:33 > 1:27:45# E-e-e-e-e-e-e-o-o-o-o-o-a a-a-a-a-a-a-h-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
1:27:45 > 1:27:48HE GROWLS
1:27:54 > 1:27:56TUBA PLAYS VERY LOW NOTE
1:27:56 > 1:27:59# He-e-e!
1:27:59 > 1:28:00# Ha-a-a
1:28:00 > 1:28:04FRENCH HORN PLAYS NOTE
1:28:02 > 1:28:04Merci!
1:28:04 > 1:28:11# A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!! #
1:28:11 > 1:28:18# I've got bells that a-jingle-loo-la jangle... #
1:28:16 > 1:28:18SHE JOINS IN, TRILLING
1:28:18 > 1:28:21# Three o'clock. # HE CLICKS
1:28:21 > 1:28:24Boing! Boing! Boing!
1:28:33 > 1:28:37# Ah far a sum ree-ay, ree-ay!
1:28:38 > 1:28:43# Ra-ra-ra-bum-dee-ay - DA!!
1:28:44 > 1:28:48# Di far recent eh-hey.
1:28:48 > 1:28:51Hey!
1:28:49 > 1:28:51# Diventissimi!
1:28:51 > 1:28:54# See me!
1:28:54 > 1:28:58# Sei roccendero
1:28:58 > 1:29:00# Two killero, gangstero
1:29:00 > 1:29:03# Nab-a me, grab-a me, stab-a me!
1:29:03 > 1:29:05# O sotto!
1:29:04 > 1:29:05# O'Brien!
1:29:05 > 1:29:09# O stronni!
1:29:06 > 1:29:09# O'Brien!
1:29:07 > 1:29:09# O mani
1:29:09 > 1:29:11# O'Brien! O'Brien! O'Brien!
1:29:11 > 1:29:14# He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-l-p!
1:29:14 > 1:29:18# He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-l-p!
1:29:19 > 1:29:26# A-a-a-a-a-a-a-v-e rimosso dei artero ti
1:29:26 > 1:29:34HE BLEATS # Chimp and Torso, they a-a-a-a-a-fter me! #
1:29:34 > 1:29:36SHE SINGS, HE BLEATS
1:29:36 > 1:29:39# He-he-he! Help! He-he-he! Help!
1:29:39 > 1:29:43# Help, oh, p-l-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-s-e!
1:29:43 > 1:29:47# S-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-v-e
1:29:47 > 1:29:54# M-e-e-e-e-e-e!! SHE SINGS VERY HIGH NOTE
1:30:00 > 1:30:04# I know the real n-a-a-a-a-a-m-e-e!
1:30:04 > 1:30:07# The n-a-a-a-a-a-a-m-e!!
1:30:07 > 1:30:12# Of Choo-Choo Laverne!
1:30:12 > 1:30:16# Choo-Choo Laverne is...
1:30:14 > 1:30:16# A-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!!
1:30:16 > 1:30:21# Choo-Choo Laverne is...
1:30:18 > 1:30:21- HIGHER:- # A-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!!
1:30:21 > 1:30:23# Choo Laverne is...
1:30:23 > 1:30:26# Minnie Smith!
1:30:26 > 1:30:27# A-h-h-h-h-h-h-h
1:30:27 > 1:30:32# Minnie Smith! Minnie Smith! Minnie Smith! Minnie Smith! Minnie Smith! Minnie Smith!
1:30:36 > 1:30:38# Viva ridone
1:30:38 > 1:30:41# Attenzione
1:30:41 > 1:30:43# Attenzione!
1:30:43 > 1:30:45# It's rigatone
1:30:45 > 1:30:52# Hear me, pasta mo-o-o-o-n-e!!
1:30:52 > 1:30:56# Ah, tutti!
1:30:56 > 1:30:59# Tutti, tutti!
1:31:00 > 1:31:04# Tutti, tutti, oh, tutti!
1:31:04 > 1:31:08# Nothing but the truth-ee! #
1:31:13 > 1:31:16< SHE SINGS HIGH NOTE
1:31:17 > 1:31:20CHOIR JOIN IN
1:31:21 > 1:31:23Ellen!!
1:31:28 > 1:31:32- ALL:- # Addio, addio, addio
1:31:32 > 1:31:36# Ellen! Ellen, you tell them!
1:31:36 > 1:31:39# Addio, addio, addio!
1:31:39 > 1:31:42# No, no! Mi scaredo! No, no! Mi fraido!
1:31:42 > 1:31:45# No, no! No Chimpo!
1:31:50 > 1:31:52- ALL:- # No-o! No-o! No!
1:31:52 > 1:31:55# No, no!!
1:32:02 > 1:32:07# N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!! #
1:32:03 > 1:32:07Buster! Buster!
1:32:15 > 1:32:17Edwin.
1:32:17 > 1:32:21< Yes, darling?
1:32:19 > 1:32:21I read in a book on geology,
1:32:21 > 1:32:24that the water at Niagara Falls
1:32:24 > 1:32:26removes the suballuvial soil
1:32:26 > 1:32:29at the rate of 2 and 3/10ths feet a year.
1:32:29 > 1:32:33You want to get away from those musty old books.
1:32:33 > 1:32:35That doesn't sound like you at all.
1:32:35 > 1:32:39I'm not going to be like me at all any more.
1:32:39 > 1:32:42There'll always be a little of Buzzy inside me.
1:32:42 > 1:32:46Do you think he'll drop in again?
1:32:46 > 1:32:50No, honey, I don't think we'll ever hear from Buster again.
1:32:50 > 1:32:53HE GASPS Buster!!
1:32:56 > 1:32:57Heh-heh-heh!
1:32:57 > 1:33:01I'm a little devil, ain't I? Heh-heh-heh!