0:01:35 > 0:01:38LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Quem? - Oh, Senor Ingles.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Aahhh!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Senor...- Obrigado.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Muito obrigado, senor.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Your first visit to South America? - Yes. I wish I could stay longer.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12It's a pleasant place.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Senor, congratulations, a wonderful work.- Thank you, senora.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18The President himself told my husband
0:02:18 > 0:02:20it was the occasion of the year.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Oh, Senora. I have something for your subscription list...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28"The Victims of the Revolution."
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Perhaps I can give it to you now?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Thank you, senor. Always SO generous.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40The wife of Martin Gallardo, the frozen meat king.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Very decent couple. Excuse me...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Manuel...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Pity you can't stay till Sunday.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I've got a horse in the Jockey Club Stakes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52You...rode...a very good race.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54MANUEL REPLIES IN PORTUGUESE
0:02:54 > 0:02:56A very good race.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00The racing's not quite straight out here.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Still, I've tried to raise the standards.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ah, Chiquita, Chiquita!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I hoped I'd see you.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You run along and get yourself that little birthday present.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Oh, how sweet of you. Thank you.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You seem to have accomplished quite a lot in one year.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25One superb year.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Just when I was beginning to believe I'd never achieve it.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I've dreamed of a life like this for 20 years,
0:03:32 > 0:03:36and for 19 of those years, fate denied me the one necessary contact.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Still, I never quite lost sight of the goal,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42inaccessible though it often seemed to me,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45when I was merely...
0:03:45 > 0:03:48merely...a nonentity,
0:03:48 > 0:03:52among all those thousands who flock every morning into the city.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Most men who long to be rich know inwardly they never will be.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01But I was in the unique position of having a fortune
0:04:01 > 0:04:03literally within my grasp.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I supervised the delivery of gold bullion
0:04:06 > 0:04:09from the refinery to the bank.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Lucky I saw that.- Yes. Very lucky.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Mr Richards, with gold at 240 shillings per pound,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43that particle, estimating its value at 0.025,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46would entail a loss of approximately six shillings.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Well, check this - 100 gold bars,
0:04:48 > 0:04:54weighed to the value of £495,987.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Well, Mr Richards, your deposit will be returned
0:05:00 > 0:05:04as usual when the gold enters the bank. You are both armed?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09'I was well aware they all ridiculed me for the way I fussed and worried.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14'That was precisely what I had striven for years to achieve.'
0:05:40 > 0:05:42BUZZ
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Here we go again.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- There's a car been following us. - That one, sir?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Of course not! A black Chrysler. THX 375.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- It's gone on ahead. - No sign of it now, sir.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's probably waiting for us. Go and have a look.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05And leave me your gun meanwhile.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12'Nobody can say my precautions were not justified.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17'Many a rascal would have risked his all for half a million,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20'not realising that gold in the form of bullion is useless
0:06:20 > 0:06:22'without a method of smuggling it abroad.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27'To find that method was my last remaining problem.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30'Meanwhile, I gave the banks their gold.'
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Thanks, Holland. Everything in order?- Yes, sir.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Silly question. Nothing's gone wrong in 20 years.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42That'll do, Holland.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Surely after all this time,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53you could give that poor old devil a chance.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Oh, I'm afraid it wouldn't work, sir,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56his one and only virtue is honesty.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58No imagination...no initiative.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00'I was a potential millionaire,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02'yet I had to be satisfied
0:07:02 > 0:07:06'with eight pounds, 15 shillings, less deductions.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09'A weekly reminder that the years were passing
0:07:09 > 0:07:11'and my problem still unsolved.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15'Until my ship came home,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18'I was obliged to live at the Balmoral Private Hotel,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20'Lavender Hill.'
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh, Holland...
0:07:28 > 0:07:32The man of millions. Got any spare ingots for an old pal?
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- CHUCKLING: You'll be the death of me, Holland.- I sincerely trust so.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Ah, Mr Holland...
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- Always punctual. - I smell oxtail soup again.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Let's see, where did we get?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Duke Milligan was about to take a gander
0:07:55 > 0:07:57at Nicky the Greek's hideout.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, yes. Here we are.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02"I handed my fedora to a hat-check girl
0:08:02 > 0:08:05"with all that Venus de Milo had got and then more,
0:08:05 > 0:08:07"and I was admiring the more when I glimpsed something
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- "in the back of this frail that made my flesh creep..."- Ohhh.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I know that feeling well.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16"A guy had soft-shoed out of the gaming room, quiet as a snake,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19"and I didn't need my case history of smiling Ed Montana to know
0:08:19 > 0:08:23"that sunny boy was his number one trigger man, Ricci the Filipino."
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I thought it was Little Boy Schultz who carried the rod for Mr Montana.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30It was, but remember, Montana found Schultz taking liberties
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- with that redhead. - Yes! They took him for a ride.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Only last night, wasn't it? I must be getting old.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Read on, Mr Holland.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41"If ever I felt like putting up a new high
0:08:41 > 0:08:42"for the Mile of the Century,
0:08:42 > 0:08:43"this was the time.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47"And then I thought again of those 10,000 smackeroos."
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Yes...?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Mr Holland, you're not concentrating.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58So sorry.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Evesham must be upstairs.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09REPEATED KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:09:10 > 0:09:13RINGING CONTINUES
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Good evening.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Good evening.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Tricky business, this moving, isn't it?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- Can I give you a hand?- Very civil of you. My name's Pendlebury.- Holland.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40If you wouldn't mind taking "Motherhood"?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Good evening, Mr Pendlebury,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45welcome to Balmoral.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48How VERY nice to see you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Oh... Mr Pendlebury!
0:09:52 > 0:09:57I knew you were an artistic gentleman, but really...!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58I thought... Thank you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02I thought I made myself quite plain when I phoned, Miss Evesham.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'd no idea it would mean...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06There's no place to put it all.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- What about the stable? - I suppose so.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Mind your toes, Miss Evesham.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I'll be back shortly, Mrs Chalk.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Oh, this is capital! A ready-made studio.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31A thing I've wanted all my life. It's even got a north light.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Mr Pendlebury, just one moment...
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- My lease forbids it...- Steady!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Sorry.- It's all right. I had to cast her in gilding metal.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- It's a little delicate. - Mr Pendlebury...
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- I did it in my factory. You must come and see it...- Mr Pendlebury!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Oh, these walls... An admirable background for my canvasses.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Mr Pendlebury!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Let me inform you here and now that no business occupation
0:10:56 > 0:10:58may be performed on these premises.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Dear lady, this is not my business occupation. No.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07These are my wings, my escape when the cares of the day are over.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11My business occupation is unspeakably hideous.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm in the "presents from" trade.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17You know, present from Brighton, souvenir of Tunbridge Wells...
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Tourists could save themselves a lot of luggage space
0:11:20 > 0:11:23by applying to us direct for their holiday memories.
0:11:23 > 0:11:29And the irony of it is, Holland, I must design them all myself.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I propagate British cultural depravity. Look at this!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Anne Hathaway's cottage for keeping string in!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Wouldn't you infinitely prefer the comparative beauty
0:11:40 > 0:11:42of an old biscuit tin?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Southend Pier!
0:11:44 > 0:11:48I've thought for years to cut loose from it all,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50but never had the courage.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53"Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
0:11:53 > 0:11:58"the saddest of these, 'it might have been'."
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Forgive me. Come and see the casting room.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08We're busy on one of our export lines...
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Paperweights... We ship 1,000 a week to France.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Here's a little speciality...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16MUSIC BOX PLAYS THE CAN-CAN
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Quite a simple process really.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40When the molten lead is cooled,
0:12:40 > 0:12:43it's sprayed with gold paint, then shipped to France.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09"Slave, I have set my life upon a cast."
0:13:09 > 0:13:10HE CHUCKLES
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Richard III.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I believe it's turning into a self-portrait.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I shall call him "The Slave".
0:13:19 > 0:13:22My dear Mr Holland, the heat has affected you...?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26No, it wasn't the heat, I'm used to that in my job.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Oh, really?- Your place is very similar to the refinery.- Really?
0:13:30 > 0:13:35We turn gold into bars, you turn lead into Eiffel Towers.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36That's the only difference.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Ahh. If I had gold to deal with...
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Yes...?- Ah, an idle dream.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Must be a big responsibility. - No, not really.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53If anyone DID rob our van,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56it's virtually impossible to dispose of stolen bullion...
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- in this country, at any rate.- Yes.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- I imagine so.- Of course, if it could be smuggled abroad...- What a hope!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I wouldn't say it's out of the question.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Say one had the means of melting the stuff down...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10In the kitchen stove? What a job.
0:14:10 > 0:14:16Of course not! It would mean taking on a partner...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Ah. Risky, bringing other people in.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It would be essential.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23No ONE person could rob our van unaided.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- You mean he'd need accomplices? - Precisely!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34A gang.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- A gang! Not too easy to come by. - Oh, I don't know...
0:14:38 > 0:14:42With gold selling on the black market at two-and-a-half times
0:14:42 > 0:14:44its standard price?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Quite a few people would be willing to chance an arm for half a million.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Yes... But how would you get your gold to the Continent?
0:14:55 > 0:15:00Well... Supposing one had the right sort of partner...
0:15:02 > 0:15:06..in the form of...shall we say...
0:15:07 > 0:15:09..Eiffel Tower paperweights.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14HE CHUCKLES
0:15:14 > 0:15:19By Jove, Holland, it's a good job we're both honest men.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20It is indeed, Pendlebury.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Come in.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Ah, Holland, come in and sit down.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Well, Holland, you've been quite the subject of discussion lately.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Don't look so worried, man.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- I've persuaded the chief cashier to give you a leg-up.- A leg-up, sir?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Promotion - to Foreign Exchange.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- No more uncomfortable journeys in that dreary van.- But, sir!
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Ah, nonsense, don't bother to thank me. You can start next Monday.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- But I can't, sir.- Why not? - Because...
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Because...
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- I'm too old to change my views now, sir.- One's never too old!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Think what you can do with an extra 15 shillings a week...
0:16:38 > 0:16:42But sir, I LIKE the bullion office. It holds all I ever wished for.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Holland, frankly, you haven't enough ambition.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50When a good opportunity comes along, grab it with both hands.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52It may not occur again.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Very good, sir.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I'll follow your advice.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- So it's now or never.- This week. - Friday's delivery.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Three days to go. - And two desperadoes to find.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Bait.- Bait?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I said bait.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Trap 'em.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Mr Pendlebury.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Hello, Mr Pendlebury.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41Hello! What a bit of luck. Just the man I wanted to see.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- What's the trouble? - That safe in my office.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Something's wrong with the lock.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I'll send a man round tomorrow.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54I wish you would. It worries me leaving the staff wages overnight.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You know the address... Gewgaws Limited.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03GEWGAWS LIMITED! You know the place.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Fancy leaving all that money there. Anybody could break in tonight...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Come on, number five!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Stay there, my beauty, stay there.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35One never knows...
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Somebody may have been listening. We'll give them till midnight.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Where are those guns?- Guns?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yes. It's essential we're armed.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Here's yours.- Is it loaded?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Yes. It's a present from Margate. It fires a stick of rock.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02The safe's in the office over there.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09You go behind that bench and surprise anyone making for the safe.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I'll go over here, to prevent any escape.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Ready?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00CLUNKING
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- What's that?- Cramp!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- What?- Pins and needles!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28MUSIC BOX PLAYS
0:20:34 > 0:20:36MUSIC STOPS
0:20:37 > 0:20:39QUICK SNIPPET OF MUSIC
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Reach for it!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13DOG BARKS OUTSIDE
0:21:13 > 0:21:18Don't shoot, guv. Please don't be hard on me.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19I've got a wife and six kids.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I never done nothing like this before...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Is that true?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Yes, guv. I'm on the level. I've been honest all me life.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31It was just a temptation.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- This is your first crime? - Yes, guv. I swear it.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I'll never go wrong no more.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41- Suppose we offered you a job? - I'll do it! Earn an honest penny.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Supposing it wasn't exactly an honest penny?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Careful, now. We don't want anyone who's going straight.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Anyway, we need someone far bigger. - Such as me?
0:21:53 > 0:21:54- BOTH:- Who are you? - Take those things away.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I'm not hungry. Name of Lackery Wood.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Otherwise known as Sawdust Steve, The Wandsworth Boy.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Two convictions for housebreaking, one for larceny of the person,
0:22:03 > 0:22:04total 18 months only in ten years' work.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Some cuttings, if you'd like to see 'em.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08How long have you been here?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Just long enough to hide when I heard you come in. What's the job?
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Useful. Are you alone? - Always work single-handed.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Sensible. Very sensible. Just the same meself.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Kept on me Jack Jones ever since Nobby Curtis
0:22:21 > 0:22:23got me done for that job at Bellamy's.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Bellamy's in Bromley? - That's right. Last June.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29I was casing that joint the night you got pinched!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Whadya know! I'm Shorty Fisher. - Nice to meet you.- Excuse me...
0:22:32 > 0:22:37I may be slow, but do I understand you're BOTH professional criminals?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- What else do you take us for? - What's the set-up?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42We require a team, Pendlebury,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45and if these gentlemen insist on working alone...
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Now wait a minute.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50You make it worth our while, cock, we'll work with anybody.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Well, in that case, if you'll join us in the office,
0:22:53 > 0:22:56my friend will outline what we have in mind.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03I must apologise, gentlemen, for the informal introduction.
0:23:03 > 0:23:09But my colleague and I have a certain proposition...
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I might almost call it a gilt-edged proposition.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Although, paradoxically, it does entail a measure of risk.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20However, when I quote the anticipated dividend,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I'm sure you'll both agree...
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- CLUNK - Not another one, surely!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Tell him we're suited.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Everything all right here, sir?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Yes, thank you, officer. My partner and I are stock-taking.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Only I saw the window open.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- I'll close it. Thank you very much. Goodnight, Officer.- Goodnight, sir.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00And here's the order for tomorrow's consignment.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Somewhat larger than I expected - 212 bars.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04That won't worry me, sir.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Dependable till the last. I'll miss you, Holland.- You're kind, sir.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I'll always have happy memories of the dear old bullion office.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Has Mr Abercrombie spoken to you about your holiday?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Yes, sir, I'm going to Paris. - You're stepping out, Holland.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Wonderful what a little extra money can do.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Yes. It's going to make a big difference to me.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Have a go on your own now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39That's it.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41How are you getting on?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48You must show some sense of proportion.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50The seagull is bigger than the funnel!
0:24:50 > 0:24:55Can't I do summat else, guv? Sell matches or bootlaces?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58No. Mr Holland specified a pavement artist,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00a pavement artist it's got to be.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Try again. It's coming slowly. - KNOCK AT DOOR
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You're teaching the wrong man.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22I had to change them over. Shorty can't ride a bicycle.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24CRASH
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- He can't, either. - We're learning him.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Why couldn't you learn Shorty? - Because Wood is colour-blind.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36What's that got to do with it?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38My dear Holland, do use your intelligence.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40If a policeman were to come along and see
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- a green sunset over a purple sea...- All right, all right.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Is everything else fixed? - Yes. Come along, boys.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Mr Fisher will be sitting here.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57The van will stop here at 4.30.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01You, Pendlebury, will detain the guard for at least 30 seconds.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06- Ask him for a light...anything, but keep him there.- Edgar.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I beg your pardon?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Isn't one supposed to say that when one's being briefed?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- On my rare visits to the cinema... - The word is "Roger".
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Ohhh, Roger.- To continue...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18As soon as we've captured the van,
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- you two will proceed to the warehouse.- A bit risky, that,
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- after the guards seeing him? - It's a risk we must take.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29We need everyone. We've more than 200 bars to move,
0:26:29 > 0:26:31and I must have my alibi.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34You'll gag me, bind me, tear my clothes...
0:26:34 > 0:26:39- We can't waste one second. - OK, you're the boss.- Yes.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Yes, that's right. I am.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52211...212.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Mr Richards, your deposit will be returned in the usual way,
0:26:57 > 0:27:01as soon as the gold enters the bank.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03You're both...
0:28:34 > 0:28:35Oi!
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Oi!
0:28:38 > 0:28:43- No, you don't!- Don't what? - I saw you pinch it.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Good gracious! Whatever must you think of me?
0:28:45 > 0:28:48I think you pinched my Monarch of the Glen last week, that's what I think.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52- No, no. Pinch a Landseer, me? - You'd better come quiet.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56- No, no, I can explain.- Charlie, get on the blower. Nine, nine, nine.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- No, no, no.- Come along with me.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21He's picked a wrong 'un, this time.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24No, no, no! It's all a ghastly mistake, officer.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26I'm completely innocent.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- Did you see that car? - Yes, sir. A police car.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Nothing to be afraid of.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38I'm sure it's the same car that followed us the other day.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- You want me to look around the corner?- Yes.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03CROWD CHATTERS
0:30:03 > 0:30:05You're mistaken.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14You've got a flat tyre there, mate.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Help! Help!
0:30:28 > 0:30:30GUNSHOT
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Help! Police!
0:30:35 > 0:30:39- The van! They've pinched the van! - What's this?
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Hey! Stop, thief!
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Stop, thief.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Hello, M2TW from 14.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Urgent me... Urgent message begins.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01Maroon-coloured van, LKL238
0:31:01 > 0:31:05containing bullion value £1,000,000.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08Believed stolen in the vicinity of Queen Victoria Street.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17Hello, all cars from M2GW. Message number 48 begins.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Maroon-coloured van, LKL638,
0:31:20 > 0:31:23containing bullion, value £1,000,000.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Stolen from the vicinity of Queen Victoria Street.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49- Gawd, what a weight. - The others will be here soon.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52TYRES SCREECH
0:31:59 > 0:32:04Oi! Shorty! They've got Mr Pendlebury.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06- Who has?- The cops, of course.
0:32:06 > 0:32:10- I saw a crowd. There's two cops holding him.- Will he grass?
0:32:10 > 0:32:14Will he squeal? Will he split?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- No.- Then it don't matter. We can deliver the stuff as arranged.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Right. We don't need him. Come on.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35Sgt Wilson, you search the east end of the street.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Sgt Cripps, you take the west end.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Rose, you'd better come with me, I think
0:32:40 > 0:32:43we'll have a look at those warehouses.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46That's all right. Leave the rest.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- Blimey, guvnor, why?!- My alibi.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52- There's 75,000 quid in there. - I said leave it.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57A ruddy waste!
0:32:57 > 0:33:00There's many a starving bloke be glad of that lot.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04- Come on, now. Fix me up. - No... Behind you.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09- Left-hand pocket.- Stand still.
0:33:09 > 0:33:10SNAP
0:33:10 > 0:33:12What's that?
0:33:20 > 0:33:22You turn. It's easier.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25All right... OK.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Hey! Look!
0:33:39 > 0:33:40Hey...
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Come on... Scram!
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Wait, wait! Mess me up.
0:33:46 > 0:33:52Mr Fisher... Mr Wood... Mess me up! It's essential!
0:33:54 > 0:34:00Hey...? Wait! Wait! You can't leave me like this.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Wait! Wait!
0:35:03 > 0:35:04Help!
0:35:10 > 0:35:11Help!
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Can you see from down there?
0:35:25 > 0:35:26Help!
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Inspector Talbot! Sir!
0:35:30 > 0:35:31MUFFLED GROANS
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Fight going on over there!
0:35:51 > 0:35:54It was purely an oversight, officer. I had something on my mind.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Three pictures in a week stolen!
0:35:56 > 0:35:59You can't accuse him of taking those others too.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01I should think not! I'm no thief.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04My character's an open book.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Well?
0:36:31 > 0:36:36Well, you might as well know I was lying. I AM a thief.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39It was madness to attempt it.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41We weren't cut out for crime, either of us.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44- We?- My partner and I.
0:36:44 > 0:36:49- Partner...? Working with a fence... - Shhh. Carry on.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50I make no excuses.
0:36:50 > 0:36:55All my life I've wanted to surround myself with beautiful things.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Suddenly faced with this golden opportunity...
0:36:57 > 0:37:01'Ere, you call my picture rare and beautiful?
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Since you will keep on interrupting me,
0:37:05 > 0:37:08you ought to know it's a charming example of an early Rochet,
0:37:08 > 0:37:11while he was influenced by Corot.
0:37:11 > 0:37:16- How much is it worth?- Ten pounds, to those who can afford it.
0:37:16 > 0:37:21Blimey...! I've got it marked up for five bob.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23- What about this charge?- Let him go.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26I've got to get back before they sell that picture.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Your lucky day, it seems.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31All right, case dismissed.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Off you go.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41Yes... About five minutes ago. Yes, sir. We've got him all right.
0:37:41 > 0:37:46He's giving us a statement. Yes, he's told us a lot already.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Go on. Hop it.
0:37:59 > 0:38:03Yes. You can depend on that, sir.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06We'll get all we can out of him.
0:38:06 > 0:38:10I see... Yes, he stood it pretty well.
0:38:10 > 0:38:15We'll look after him. We're fixing him up with dry clothes now.
0:38:15 > 0:38:20I agree, sir. We're up against some very tough customers.
0:38:27 > 0:38:28'Ere, what are you doing?
0:38:28 > 0:38:32- They'll have to put a new floor in. - He'll be able to afford it.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Save your breath, get on with the job.- You make me sick.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42- What's happening? - Here, I thought you was pinched.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43No, it's Holland they've got.
0:38:43 > 0:38:48- Holland?- He's in the police station, under arrest.- You sure of that?
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Of course I'm sure!
0:38:50 > 0:38:52He was dripping wet, there were two policemen holding him.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54They must have seen everything. We gotta blow!
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Wait a minute! Can they connect you with him?
0:38:57 > 0:39:00- I don't know. We live in the same house but...- What?
0:39:00 > 0:39:04The map showing the warehouse! Holland took it home with him.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07- Now we ARE done for.- No, we're not. You finish the job.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- Come on.- Where to?
0:39:09 > 0:39:12Your place...if they ain't searched his room yet.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Too late. Helmet's in the hall.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- You go in. Might be someone I know. - But they're there already.
0:39:31 > 0:39:36They maybe haven't found it yet. Go on. Get weaving.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42You must have some suspicion.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46Who works the heist rackets in this territory?
0:39:46 > 0:39:48- Pardon, lady? - I can't be much plainer.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Which hoodlums around here specialise in toby jobs?
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- Holland!- Pendlebury!
0:40:43 > 0:40:47Determination, pluck and fortitude worthy of the highest praise.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Come along now. We mustn't keep them waiting.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Star, News or Standard!
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Now!
0:42:24 > 0:42:27- Pretty, isn't it, eh? - I could watch it all night.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30It's thruppence an ounce up again today.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33"Gold is the sovereign of all sovereigns." Proverb.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Holland... Holland...
0:42:41 > 0:42:43These crates are filled with the lead towers.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Mustn't be touched.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50This "R" stands for reserve stock.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53These crates will remain in our Paris warehouse.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56I've sent instructions to the lady there - she's never to
0:42:56 > 0:42:59use anything from a crate marked "R".
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- So these are the ones I work on. - Exactly.
0:43:01 > 0:43:06- Get rid of the contents and refill with...- How long will it take?
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- Oh, about two weeks here... - A week in Paris to find our market,
0:43:09 > 0:43:11then three months back here,
0:43:11 > 0:43:14that will take us to the end of the year.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16An excellent time for me to retire.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20- You're not going back to the bank?! - Certainly, I am.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24It would look suspicious if I gave up my job immediately.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27"Patience is a virtue..." Shakespeare.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Our first-born.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49Oh, yes, that's the man you describe in your statement
0:43:49 > 0:43:51as having a snake tattooed on his wrist.
0:43:51 > 0:43:56Yes, and I should mention that one had a distinct foreign accent.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58Come on, China. Get weaving!
0:44:09 > 0:44:13RADIO ANNOUNCER: 'Helping Scotland Yard in the hunt for the criminals
0:44:13 > 0:44:16'is the bank clerk hero, plucky little Holland.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19'There is no doubt this robbery is the work of a mastermind.'
0:44:26 > 0:44:31'The police are leaving no stone unturned in their nationwide search.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33'Every clue is being investigated,
0:44:33 > 0:44:36'however small and unimportant it may appear on the surface.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39'The Yard are confident of ultimate success,
0:44:39 > 0:44:41'because anyone who traffics in stolen gold
0:44:41 > 0:44:43'will find it's too hot to handle.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53'Scientific research reinforces the man on the beat.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56'All the big guns are on the side of the law.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59'Link by link, a chain of cast-iron evidence is forged.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09'Men who might be able to help the police with their enquiries
0:45:09 > 0:45:12'are being sought in all likely hideouts.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15'It is expected a charge will be made within 24 hours.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17'Meanwhile, the Yard chiefs continue
0:45:17 > 0:45:20'to work in calm and imperturbable harmony.
0:45:20 > 0:45:24'A spirit of complete confidence prevails.'
0:45:24 > 0:45:26The gold has NOT left the country.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28I hope you're right. If it has,
0:45:28 > 0:45:30we'll never see one grain of it again.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32The ports are being watched thoroughly,
0:45:32 > 0:45:35we're counting the matchsticks.
0:45:35 > 0:45:40- Souvenir models - Eiffel Tower in lead.- OK. As usual.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42In view of rising public anxiety,
0:45:42 > 0:45:47can he assure the House that this gold is not lost to the nation?
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Yes, sir, I think I may give that assurance.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Measures have been taken which render it impossible
0:45:53 > 0:45:57for any substantial quantity of gold to be removed from this country.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59HE SPEAKS FRENCH
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- Ca va?- C'est bon.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10# This time tomorrow, where shall I be?
0:46:10 > 0:46:13# Not in this old found-er-y. #
0:46:16 > 0:46:20Now it's all over, I may dare say it's been a most remarkable coup.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Biggest job of its kind since One-Eyed Dobson
0:46:22 > 0:46:25got away with the GIs' pay packets. Got away with 2 million.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27That was before devaluation.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29This is one million POUNDS.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33Right! Blimey! We got the record.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Is that you, Lackery?
0:46:45 > 0:46:48- What's the matter?- Trouble.
0:46:48 > 0:46:49Nothing serious, I hope.
0:46:49 > 0:46:53- I can't go.- Why not? - The missus won't let me.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59Can't you say it's in connection with an important business deal?
0:46:59 > 0:47:00She won't wear it.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Birmingham, Glasgow or Manchester, Bob's your bloomin' uncle.
0:47:03 > 0:47:07- Paris is out!- You know we can't pay you till we get to Paris.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10I'll settle for six of these. I know a safe fence.
0:47:10 > 0:47:14- Out of the question!- Are you mad? - Leaving vital evidence here?!
0:47:14 > 0:47:16If anything went wrong, the police would be onto us in no time.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19No, you can't ask a thing like that, mate.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25- I'm sorry, guv. I wasn't thinking. I'm a little upset.- Here!
0:47:25 > 0:47:28Tell you what. I didn't like to say,
0:47:28 > 0:47:32- but I don't really fancy going to Paris meself.- Why?
0:47:32 > 0:47:35A friend of mine's got a couple of tickets for the test match.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37I'd like to see that.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40You're both coming back here once you've flogged the stuff, ain't ya?
0:47:40 > 0:47:43OK. Just smuggle our money over inside your socks.
0:47:43 > 0:47:48- I'll lend you a false bottom bag. - You mean you both trust us?
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Oh, come off it, guv. You're as straight a pair of gentlemen
0:47:50 > 0:47:54- as I ever worked for. - Hear, hear.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57- Well, that seems an excellent solution.- Thank you, boys.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04Just let me nail this down... I've got a little surprise for you.
0:48:12 > 0:48:19# For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne...
0:48:19 > 0:48:23# We'll take a cup of kindness yet
0:48:23 > 0:48:27# For the sake of auld lang syne. #
0:48:27 > 0:48:28LAUGHTER
0:48:32 > 0:48:34THEY GIGGLE
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Work it up to me.
0:48:38 > 0:48:39Shhh.
0:48:43 > 0:48:47You naughty men. Waking us all up at this hour.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50A thousand pardons.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Wipe your feet.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58- A little celebration.- Already?
0:48:58 > 0:49:01Your holidays don't start till tomorrow.
0:49:01 > 0:49:02Today IS tomorrow.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04"Oh, polished perturbation!
0:49:04 > 0:49:08- Shh!- "Golden care! That keep'st the ports of slumber open wide".
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Henry IV, Part II.
0:49:11 > 0:49:16Goodnight, you naughty men. Don't forget to switch off.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17Goodnight, Miss Evesham.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26- Pendlebury?- Yes?
0:49:28 > 0:49:30THEY GIGGLE
0:49:32 > 0:49:35- Pendlebury.- What?
0:49:35 > 0:49:36May I call you Alfred?
0:49:36 > 0:49:38Alfred?
0:49:38 > 0:49:41Call me Al. And I'll call you...
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Henry, isn't it?
0:49:43 > 0:49:46- A name I never cared for.- No?
0:49:49 > 0:49:52- Call me Dutch.- Dutch!
0:49:52 > 0:49:53Yes.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58Goodnight, Dutch.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Night-night, Al.
0:50:15 > 0:50:19Ah! Gay, sprightly land of mirth and social ease.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05Holland, the world is ours.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08SCHOOLGIRLS CHATTER
0:51:17 > 0:51:20Un souvenir de Paris avant de partir, no?
0:51:20 > 0:51:25- Ah, madame... - Bonjour, Mr Pendlebury.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29- My friend, Mr Holland. - Monsieur.- How do you do?- Enchante.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36How did that get here?
0:51:36 > 0:51:40I told you never to use a crate marked "R".
0:51:40 > 0:51:42But that is not an "aah".
0:51:42 > 0:51:43It is an "air".
0:51:43 > 0:51:46- It's an R in English!- How many have you sold from that case?
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Six - to the little English girls.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52Don't sell any more! I'll be back.
0:51:55 > 0:51:59Stop! Stop! Wait!
0:51:59 > 0:52:02Come on.
0:52:21 > 0:52:25Wait! Wait!
0:52:25 > 0:52:30Wait, Dutch, wait! What do we care? We've still got all the others.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32We mustn't let them get back to England. We'll be traced.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Who will know they're gold?
0:52:34 > 0:52:35We can't take any chances.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37SCHOOLGIRLS LAUGH
0:52:39 > 0:52:40Dutch! Wait!
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Dutch! Wait for me.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26There's nothing to laugh at.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
0:53:45 > 0:53:47LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:53:51 > 0:53:54SCHOOLGIRLS GIGGLE
0:53:57 > 0:53:59Stop! Wait!
0:54:02 > 0:54:03- Taxi!- Hey!
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Suivez, suivez!
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Billets, s'il vous plait, messieurs. C'est defendu de passer par ici.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27- Calais.- Vous etes trop tard. C'est deja parti.
0:54:27 > 0:54:31It's no good. Get the rest out of the warehouse and disappear
0:54:31 > 0:54:35- with them.- Disappear? With the police looking for us? To Calais.
0:54:35 > 0:54:36- The warehouse.- Calais!
0:54:36 > 0:54:40Face the facts, man. You'll have to change your plan.
0:54:40 > 0:54:41Rubbish! It's a perfect plan.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44What's the French for "faster"?
0:54:44 > 0:54:48- I'm not telling you.- Do you want to be a hunted man all your life?
0:55:04 > 0:55:08Good time in France? You all enjoy yourselves?
0:55:08 > 0:55:10There they are!
0:55:14 > 0:55:17- Vos billets, messieurs. - No, no. Pas voyageurs!
0:55:17 > 0:55:20Vous ne pouvez pas monter sans billets, messieurs.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22- See some friends.- Achetez vos billets, messieurs.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25No, no. No point. Huh, tickets!
0:55:28 > 0:55:33- Les billets...- Alors, c'est par la, monsieur.- Non... La. Les billets.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36- Je vous en prie. C'est par la qu'il faut vous aller.- Ohh...
0:55:38 > 0:55:41- We'll never do it. - We must! In here!
0:55:41 > 0:55:44- Dover.- Deux, deux. Oui.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Vite, s'il vous plait.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48SHIP HORN TOOTS
0:55:50 > 0:55:52MAN SHOUTS IN FRENCH
0:55:52 > 0:55:57- Passeports, monsieur.- The tickets. - No... Passport. Argh!
0:55:57 > 0:56:01- Passports!- What?- Passports!
0:56:09 > 0:56:11Thank you.
0:56:15 > 0:56:16- Al...- I thought I had it.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Got it!
0:56:34 > 0:56:37Vite, vite! S'il vous plait.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Depechez. Je vous en prie!
0:56:49 > 0:56:53- Voila.- Merci.- Got it?
0:56:53 > 0:56:56- Oh, Pendlebury...! - I'm sorry I couldn't find it.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58La douane, s'il vous plait.
0:56:58 > 0:57:04- Hey!- We've bought nothing. Absolutely nothing.
0:57:04 > 0:57:10- Des cigarettes?- No, no.- Tissues? - No.- Eh, bijoux?- No, no.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12- Cognac?- No, no.- No!
0:57:12 > 0:57:15Ouvrez.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17- No!- Here, open...
0:57:20 > 0:57:22- It's pyjamas. - SHIP'S HORN
0:57:24 > 0:57:27- Oh-oh...- Hey!
0:57:35 > 0:57:38- L'argent. - Oh, sadist torturers!
0:57:38 > 0:57:43- No foreign currency? How much? - There! Count it!
0:57:48 > 0:57:51Goodbye! Goodbye!
0:58:21 > 0:58:23DOORBELL RINGS
0:58:30 > 0:58:33- Yes?- I'd like to see Mr Holland. - Mr Holland's in Paris.
0:58:33 > 0:58:40- Paris?- He's on holiday.- Have you his address?- No, I'm sorry.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42He didn't know where he'd be staying.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44- I see. All right. Thank you.- Pleased to be of help.
0:58:51 > 0:58:55Why, Mr Holland! What IS the meaning of this?
0:58:55 > 0:58:59Transport strike in Paris. Made things too difficult.
0:58:59 > 0:59:00And Mr Pendlebury?
0:59:00 > 0:59:02He's flying back tomorrow. He had some business to see to.
0:59:02 > 0:59:05- You have dined, I hope?- Afraid not.
0:59:07 > 0:59:08Good evening.
0:59:10 > 0:59:14- Good evening, Inspector. - Bad luck about your holiday.- Yes.
0:59:14 > 0:59:17You should have told us you were going abroad, you know.
0:59:17 > 0:59:18You're our most important witness.
0:59:18 > 0:59:20I'm so sorry. Anything I can do?
0:59:20 > 0:59:22Four vans were seen near the warehouse
0:59:22 > 0:59:23at the time of the robbery.
0:59:23 > 0:59:27It's just possible you may have glimpsed one.
0:59:27 > 0:59:31A blue van with "Loveday and Bone" on the side?
0:59:31 > 0:59:33It all happened so quickly. It never gave me a chance.
0:59:33 > 0:59:35Something might register.
0:59:35 > 0:59:38- A white van, the Blackheath Spotless Laundry?- No, sorry.
0:59:38 > 0:59:41Another blue one. The Springsong Mattress Company?
0:59:41 > 0:59:42No, as I told you...
0:59:42 > 0:59:47Or a green van, "Gewgaws Limited"? Does that ring a bell?
0:59:49 > 0:59:51It was definitely none of them.
0:59:51 > 0:59:53You can't be sure if you didn't see it, can you?
0:59:53 > 0:59:55- Silly of me.- All right, Mr Holland.
0:59:55 > 0:59:59- You'll be available if we want you again? Goodnight.- Goodnight.
1:00:16 > 1:00:19John, how lovely to see you.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Dutch! Nice of you to come and meet me.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29- I took the crates to the warehouse and...- You're looking well.
1:00:29 > 1:00:30(Say nothing. Just smile.)
1:00:30 > 1:00:32- What?- Nothing like a change, I say.
1:00:32 > 1:00:36- (Smile now. The police may be watching.)- The police?
1:00:36 > 1:00:39They suspect your van was involved.
1:00:39 > 1:00:41Ooh, I told you it was madness to come back!
1:00:41 > 1:00:43Good thing we did. This makes it
1:00:43 > 1:00:45all the more important we get hold of those towers.
1:00:45 > 1:00:47I was a fool to let you persuade me.
1:00:47 > 1:00:49You're acting like a fool now. Suspicions aren't evidence,
1:00:49 > 1:00:51and once we get those out of their reach...
1:00:51 > 1:00:54We've got to get ourselves out of their reach!
1:00:54 > 1:00:58- I'm going after those towers. - I'm going back to Paris.- Very well.
1:00:58 > 1:01:01But remember, if I fail, you're for it too.
1:01:07 > 1:01:09Did you trace those girls?
1:01:09 > 1:01:13Yes. St Christopher's School, Hendon. Come on.
1:01:13 > 1:01:15# Harrow may be more clever
1:01:15 > 1:01:18# Rugby may make more row
1:01:18 > 1:01:21# But we will row, row for ever,
1:01:21 > 1:01:24# Steady from stroke to bow...
1:01:24 > 1:01:28# And nothing in life shall sever
1:01:28 > 1:01:31The chain that is round us now
1:01:31 > 1:01:35# And nothing in life shall sever
1:01:35 > 1:01:38# The chain that is round us now
1:01:38 > 1:01:40# 20 years hence this weather
1:01:40 > 1:01:44# Will tempt us from office stools
1:01:44 > 1:01:47# We may be slow on the feather... #
1:01:47 > 1:01:50Sit down, girls.
1:01:50 > 1:01:54These gentlemen are from the firm that makes the Eiffel Tower models
1:01:54 > 1:01:56that some of you bought in Paris.
1:01:56 > 1:02:02It appears that you were sold by mistake a new experimental type,
1:02:02 > 1:02:04which they are anxious to have back.
1:02:04 > 1:02:07They will exchange them for others equally good. Also -
1:02:07 > 1:02:09and I consider this most generous -
1:02:09 > 1:02:14they will give ten shillings to each girl who helps them.
1:02:14 > 1:02:16EXCITED MURMURS
1:02:30 > 1:02:35There we are. One for you. And there's yours.
1:02:35 > 1:02:37Thank you. Very good.
1:02:37 > 1:02:39One, two, three, four, five...
1:02:39 > 1:02:43Only five. Who bought the sixth one?
1:02:45 > 1:02:47Who bought the sixth?
1:02:48 > 1:02:50June Edwards bought one.
1:02:50 > 1:02:54You have one too, do you, dear? Where is it, June? In here?
1:02:54 > 1:02:56Ah, here it is. June, dear,
1:02:56 > 1:02:59wouldn't you like to have ten shillings
1:02:59 > 1:03:01and another one just as nice?
1:03:01 > 1:03:04Come, think of the sweets you could buy with this.
1:03:04 > 1:03:08There we are. Just as pretty, eh?
1:03:08 > 1:03:11June, look at them together and you'll see.
1:03:13 > 1:03:15There's no difference, is there?
1:03:15 > 1:03:18Tell us, what's the difference?
1:03:18 > 1:03:20That one's mine.
1:03:22 > 1:03:25Well, I'm sorry. I can't force the child. Does it really matter?
1:03:25 > 1:03:29- Indeed! Were it to fall into the hands of...- A business rival.
1:03:29 > 1:03:31- Yes.- But that won't happen.
1:03:31 > 1:03:34Well, we've kept you too long as it is. Thank you very much.
1:03:34 > 1:03:36But, but...
1:03:45 > 1:03:46It's interesting.
1:03:46 > 1:03:51I bought a pyramid in Cairo during the war. Was that made here?
1:03:51 > 1:03:54- Expect so. We send stuff all over. - Just finished, sir.
1:03:54 > 1:03:56You don't keep a record of where the van goes?
1:03:56 > 1:03:59No. Anyone takes the bloomin' thing when they feel like it.
1:03:59 > 1:04:01Away for a week just recently, it was.
1:04:01 > 1:04:04You've no recollection of that particular afternoon?
1:04:04 > 1:04:08Well, I've an idea it was the boss, Mr Pendlebury.
1:04:08 > 1:04:13- Mr Pendlebury.- I'm not sure. I can't ask him. He's away - in Paris.
1:04:13 > 1:04:16In Paris? Oh, well. Thanks. All right.
1:04:22 > 1:04:27- But, Dutch! Robbing a child! - It'll simply be a swap.
1:04:27 > 1:04:30If only you had let me talk to that woman.
1:04:30 > 1:04:32She was getting suspicious as it was.
1:04:32 > 1:04:34Look.
1:04:57 > 1:04:59Isn't George here today?
1:04:59 > 1:05:03I'm taking his place today. Your boyfriend's on duty in there.
1:05:31 > 1:05:33Exhibition straight ahead, sir.
1:05:50 > 1:05:53Straight ahead for the exhibition, sir.
1:06:02 > 1:06:06OVER PA SYSTEM: 'On the steering wheel of a car stolen last night in Piccadilly
1:06:06 > 1:06:08' and abandoned two hours later near Croydon.
1:06:10 > 1:06:11'In the West Gallery,
1:06:11 > 1:06:15'you will find a display from the Criminal Records Office
1:06:15 > 1:06:16'containing the dossier,
1:06:16 > 1:06:20'for example, of a man now serving a sentence for housebreaking.
1:06:20 > 1:06:24'It contains all his known aliases and nicknames,
1:06:24 > 1:06:28'and those of his relatives and friends.'
1:06:28 > 1:06:31'Next door, a finger-print expert is ready to take the prints...'
1:06:31 > 1:06:33- Hello.- Hello.
1:06:33 > 1:06:35Where have you been?
1:06:35 > 1:06:38I've been to Paris, and I brought this back for you.
1:06:38 > 1:06:41I say, that is nice. What a beautiful present.
1:06:41 > 1:06:44It's a paperweight. Put it on those papers.
1:06:44 > 1:06:46- Thank you very much indeed. Cheerio.- Goodbye.
1:06:46 > 1:06:50- Now what do we do? - Tell him the same story.
1:06:50 > 1:06:53- Excuse me.- One moment, sir.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55OVER PA SYSTEM: 'The next item is a demonstration of
1:06:55 > 1:06:59'police scientists working on the recent big gold robbery.
1:06:59 > 1:07:04'The ID officers have taken samples of dust from four different vans...'
1:07:04 > 1:07:05Take your fingerprints, sir?
1:07:05 > 1:07:09OVER PA SYSTEM: 'We are testing those samples for gold content.'
1:07:09 > 1:07:12- You had the van repaired?- Yes. Completely new floor.
1:07:12 > 1:07:16OVER PA SYSTEM: 'The dust is being placed in nitric acid,
1:07:16 > 1:07:19'which will dissolve any metal, except gold.'
1:07:19 > 1:07:22That's funny. I've just been at the factory where they make these.
1:07:22 > 1:07:25Pretty, isn't it? My little girlfriend brought it from Paris.
1:07:25 > 1:07:26Paris.
1:07:28 > 1:07:29Try this!
1:07:29 > 1:07:33- Let's get out of here. - No! The evidence!
1:07:42 > 1:07:44- Run!- Stop those men!
1:07:44 > 1:07:46POLICE WHISTLES PEEP
1:07:58 > 1:07:59Stop those men!
1:07:59 > 1:08:02Stop that woman!
1:08:02 > 1:08:06- There they are!- Stop that woman!
1:08:06 > 1:08:07Stop 'em, Charlie!
1:08:11 > 1:08:12Stop him, Charlie!
1:08:12 > 1:08:14WHISTLES CONTINUE
1:08:16 > 1:08:19- Stop them!- Stop the men!
1:08:19 > 1:08:20Which way did they go?
1:08:20 > 1:08:23OVER PA SYSTEM: 'Attention, everyone, please.
1:08:28 > 1:08:31'Two dangerous men are at large in this building.
1:08:33 > 1:08:40'Please keep the gangways clear. Keep calm and avoid crowding.
1:08:40 > 1:08:42'Don't panic.
1:08:50 > 1:08:51'Attention, everyone.
1:08:51 > 1:08:54'The men are now believed to be in the East Gallery.'
1:08:54 > 1:08:56Cut them off that way!
1:09:00 > 1:09:04'Help the police by leaving the gangways clear. Keep calm.
1:09:04 > 1:09:06'Avoid crowding. Don't panic.
1:09:10 > 1:09:12'The public can assist the police
1:09:12 > 1:09:13'by keeping the gangways clear.
1:09:13 > 1:09:17'Now keep calm, do not panic.
1:09:28 > 1:09:31'Keep calm. Avoid crowding.
1:09:31 > 1:09:33'Don't panic. Don't panic!'
1:09:39 > 1:09:41HUBBUB INSIDE
1:09:46 > 1:09:48I-I can't drive.
1:10:00 > 1:10:04Hello. M2GW from HPC. Urgent message begins.
1:10:04 > 1:10:08'Vicinity - police college. Two men wanted for questionning'
1:10:08 > 1:10:11in connection with theft of bullion.
1:10:25 > 1:10:27Hello, all cars, from M2GW.
1:10:27 > 1:10:29'Two men wanted in connection with bullion theft.'
1:10:35 > 1:10:37'Last seen escaping from police college on foot,
1:10:37 > 1:10:38'but may have stolen car.'
1:10:40 > 1:10:43Let's put them on a false scent. What's our number? It must be U3.
1:10:43 > 1:10:45TYRES SCREECH
1:10:45 > 1:10:49- Put them onto that one. - Hello... MG2W from U3.
1:10:49 > 1:10:51Men answering your description
1:10:51 > 1:10:54reported to have stolen grey Vauxhall DLH436. Over.
1:10:57 > 1:11:01Hello U3. Message received. Over.
1:11:01 > 1:11:03'Hello, all cars, from M2GW...'
1:11:08 > 1:11:11- Must be somewhere ahead. - Why isn't U3 chasing them?
1:11:11 > 1:11:13There they are!
1:11:16 > 1:11:19Yes, it was a police car all right.
1:11:19 > 1:11:21But the driver was wearing a top hat.
1:11:36 > 1:11:39No, it was a top hat.
1:11:39 > 1:11:45Peculiar individual wearing top hat seen driving car JYN888, sir.
1:11:47 > 1:11:49That's U4's number.
1:11:49 > 1:11:51They must have stolen that.
1:11:51 > 1:11:54'Hello, M2GW, from U4.
1:11:54 > 1:11:56'Have apprehended two men in clerical attire.'
1:11:56 > 1:11:59Switch it off. That proves it. They're giving us false description.
1:11:59 > 1:12:03- Call to all cars. U4's been stolen. - Hello, all cars, from M2GW.
1:12:03 > 1:12:07'Men wanted in connection of theft of stolen police car U4.
1:12:07 > 1:12:11'The number of this car is JYN 888. Over.'
1:12:11 > 1:12:13You said this car was U3.
1:12:13 > 1:12:18- That's right. They've gotten mixed up.- They're on to us!- Where?
1:12:21 > 1:12:22Step on it.
1:12:27 > 1:12:30TMG 928. That's not the one, then.
1:12:34 > 1:12:38They've turned off. Hello, M2GW from U3...
1:12:38 > 1:12:42Am in pursuit of stolen police car, west along Portobello Road. Over.
1:12:44 > 1:12:47Let them sort that one out.
1:12:47 > 1:12:51Hello, U3, from M2GW. Message received. Over.
1:12:51 > 1:12:55Tell U5 and U6 to cut them off at Junction Road.
1:12:55 > 1:12:56Hello, U5...
1:12:56 > 1:12:59'Stolen police car proceeding west along Portobello Road.
1:12:59 > 1:13:01'Intercept at Junction Road. Over.'
1:13:03 > 1:13:08'Hello, U6. Stolen police car on Portobello Road.
1:13:08 > 1:13:10'Intercept at Junction Road. Over.'
1:13:14 > 1:13:17Am proceeding east to Junction Road.
1:13:17 > 1:13:20Am proceeding west to Junction Road.
1:13:20 > 1:13:22Bring in everything we've got.
1:13:25 > 1:13:28Proceeding north to Junction Road.
1:13:28 > 1:13:30Proceeding south to Junction Road.
1:13:39 > 1:13:43CAR RADIO: # Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-ey-ee-ey-oh...
1:13:51 > 1:13:53# With a quack-quack here, a quack-quack there...
1:13:53 > 1:13:56SONG CONTINUES OVER POLICE FREQUENCY
1:13:56 > 1:13:58# Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-ey-ee-ey-oh
1:13:58 > 1:14:03# And on this farm he had some sheep, ee-ey-ee-ey-oh
1:14:03 > 1:14:05# With a baa-baa here, a baa-baa there...
1:14:07 > 1:14:11# Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-ey-ee-ey-oh. #
1:14:14 > 1:14:17Would you mind giving me a lift to the police box, sir?
1:14:17 > 1:14:18- They're flashing for me. - Of course.
1:14:20 > 1:14:23HE JOINS IN: # Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-ey-ee-ey-oh
1:14:23 > 1:14:25# And on that farm he had some pigs... #
1:14:25 > 1:14:28Nice to have a bit of music when you're driving, sir, isn't it?
1:14:28 > 1:14:29HE MIMICS PIG SNORTING
1:14:29 > 1:14:31# With a honk-honk here, a honk-honk there...
1:14:31 > 1:14:34# Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-ey-ee-ey-oh... #
1:14:34 > 1:14:39We sing that in our choir, down at the station. Thank you, sir.
1:14:39 > 1:14:40'All cars from M2GW...'
1:14:42 > 1:14:44- 'Stolen police car...'- Drive on!
1:14:48 > 1:14:49Quick, Al - out!
1:14:51 > 1:14:53Dutch, Dutch!
1:14:53 > 1:14:55Run, Dutch, run!
1:14:55 > 1:14:58POLICE WHISTLE
1:14:58 > 1:15:01Stop! Stop him!
1:15:29 > 1:15:31Instead of changing as usual at Charing Cross,
1:15:31 > 1:15:34I came straight on to Rio de Janeiro.
1:15:34 > 1:15:37"Gay, sprightly land of mirth and social ease." Pendlebury.
1:15:37 > 1:15:41Plus six Eiffel Towers. How much did they fetch?
1:15:41 > 1:15:46£25,000. Enough to keep me for a year in the style
1:15:46 > 1:15:48to which I was, uh, unaccustomed.
1:15:48 > 1:15:51Hello there. By Jove, that was a party you gave the other evening.
1:15:51 > 1:15:53Wish we'd give a few like it at the Embassy, what?
1:15:53 > 1:15:54Your Excellency is very kind.
1:15:54 > 1:15:59Done a lot for our prestige here. Worth a battleship. Jolly good show.
1:16:05 > 1:16:08- Ready?- Ready.