0:00:02 > 0:00:10This film contains very strong language
0:00:27 > 0:00:29SIRENS IN DISTANCE
0:00:41 > 0:00:43HE SNIFFS
0:00:43 > 0:00:45"Gregory."
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Cheers, Gregory.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58God bless.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00An' that.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Whoever you was.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# G to the R to the E to the G
0:01:04 > 0:01:05# R-I-P, R-I-P. #
0:01:21 > 0:01:22What do you want, Kevin?
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Do you know what time it is?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Don't be like that.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Didn't I ask you not to come around here for a while?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I want to see you.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Flowers for you an' everything. Look, sis.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Probably from a grave.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I-I just need a chance.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43One more last chance, that's all I need.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Problem is, Kevin, when you're around...
0:01:46 > 0:01:48things go missing.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51All the chances are missing, too.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- I'll get the clock back. - That's not the point.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Look, I want to see you.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02And Grant. It's not fair on him not to let me see you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03You're not his dad, Kevin.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08And I reckon he could do without his...
0:02:08 > 0:02:12flippin' theivin' muck-up of an uncle.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Disappointed...
0:02:15 > 0:02:17too many times.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Is that your clock, is it?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Why?- It's staring at you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I sort of borrowed it.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Sort of need to get it back somehow.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- It's 65 only quid, though.- Only?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Yeah, you can earn that in a couple of hours, man. Piece of piss.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh, yeah?
0:03:16 > 0:03:17How?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Easy, if you know.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23I don't know.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25What's your name, lad?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Kevin.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Nice to meet you, lad. I'm Nigel.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Do you want to earn some extra pocket money, Kevin?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I'm Kevin. Nice to meet ya.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Ya got somethin' for me, boy?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Uh, yeah, drugs...
0:05:05 > 0:05:06See...
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Sorry if it smells. I had it in my sock.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18HE INHALES DEEPLY
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Fo' re-al.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22MIMICKING HIS ACCENT: All dere, bruthar.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Fo' re-al.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26You my bredren now?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- What?- Since when you my bredren?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Uh...bre...
0:05:32 > 0:05:35We're not actual, like, proper...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38full-blood siblings or nothing, but...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You know?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42One love?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Jah bless.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Bumbaclart.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Eh?- Wha' wrong wi' you?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Sorry.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- I'm new.- Listen, new boy,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56street up.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- What?- Speak how ya speak
0:05:59 > 0:06:03or keep ya bloodclot mouth shut.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Hold on.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10You seem to have forgot the...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12You can't walk away without payin' me. Oi!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Ya livin' in Babylon.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Bubblin' what? Livin' in London.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22PHONE RINGS
0:06:26 > 0:06:29FIREWORKS CRACKLE, BOYS LAUGH
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- MAN:- Go on, run, you little bastards!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Your time will come!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37BOYS LAUGH AND SHOUT
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- You hear me?!- Oi!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You lot!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45BOYS LAUGH
0:06:45 > 0:06:47What's up?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Yes, Kev!- What was all that about? - What you doin' here, man?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Nothing much.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Bit of business, that's all.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Yo, bruv, did you see our fireworks display?- At the old wanker's house?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Shock and fuckin' awesome, cuz. It was like Iraq, innit, just better.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04MAN SHOUTS IN DISTANCE D'you think...?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Is it possible someone could lend me some money?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Oh, bruv, what?!- I'll get you it back and plenty more.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13More of an investment than a loan, really.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I just need 535 quid.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18THEY LAUGH
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yeah, Kevin, yeah, man. How d'you want it?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Do you take card or... can I write you a cheque?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23THEY LAUGH
0:07:23 > 0:07:26It's a sweet investment. I'm working with this bloke Nigel, see?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Nigel?- Yeah.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Yo, he ain't from Liverpool, is he?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32He's a Scouser, yeah.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Bro, d'you know who you're messin' with?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39That's fuckin' Ninja Nigel! Stay... Stay far away from him!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I'm... I'm sure he's quite...
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- reasonable. - He's fucked in the head, innit?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47And he gets off on fucking with little plebs like you.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Didn't he slash up that kid in West Ham, with the sword?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Bruv, bruv, he's a proper riot, a nutty motherfucker.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Money back guaranteed.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57No.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00You're full of shit, you lot.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Just tryin' to hold me back, that's all you're trying to do.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- We're trying to help you, Kevin! - Piss off, the lot of you!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- We're trying to help you, bruv! - We don't want you to get
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- reconstructed on Crimewatch, bruv. - Like one of them chalk outlines.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13DISTANT THUMPING MUSIC
0:08:13 > 0:08:15DOG BARKS, MAN SHOUTS
0:08:15 > 0:08:18THUMPING MUSIC CONTINUES
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Shit.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24BABY CRIES IN DISTANCE
0:08:30 > 0:08:32PHONE RINGS
0:08:38 > 0:08:41VOICEMAIL: ''Sup, 'sup? It's K to the E to the V to the I to the N.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43'Leave a message, bitches,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45'and I'll get back to you when I've got some credit.'
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Off somewhere nice, are we?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Oh...
0:08:49 > 0:08:51You're in my flat!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53The way of the Nigel.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55What way's that?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58HE WHIMPERS
0:08:58 > 0:09:02You fancy a light snack, do you? Mm? Mm!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I will not be ignored, Kevin.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Where's my fucking money?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10HE MUMBLES
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Huh? What have you got to say for yourself?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Huh?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18It's not my fault, I swear...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Not your fault?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Not your fault.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29You have much to learn, Grasshopper.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35A man is no better than his word, Kevin.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Shaolin wisdom tells us that a man must honour himself
0:09:42 > 0:09:44by honouring his commitments.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Out of the kindness of my soul I start you up in business.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55And you think you can simply ignore me?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Did you think I would just go away?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I did exactly what you said.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I went to the place.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I waited for ages, then...then some big Rasta bloke just took the shit.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What kind of warrior are you?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18You arranged it. You must know who he is. We can find it, get it back.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What's this fucking "we" business?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22This is on your head, you little tit.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26If I don't get what's mine by tomorrow morning, I swear to you...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Ba-ow! Boo!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50You talkin' to me? Huh? Huh? Huh?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Bow, wha-chow!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Whoo-ah!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Bow! - KEVIN GROANS
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I get the point, man.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05No, my friend.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07No, no, no.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You don't want the point.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12It's very fucking sharp.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14HE WHIMPERS
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I get it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Die-ah-ya!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I'll honour your wisdom, I promise, Nigel, the way of...you.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'll be waiting.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28What? Here?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Swear this cider's warm, you know?- Oh, come on.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I hate when they put the cider, yeah...
0:11:35 > 0:11:38and they've got a fridge and they keep the cider on the side,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- out of the fridge.- Yeah, for real. - What the fuck's with that, man?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- It tastes like warm piss. - You got a fridge, man.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- It tastes like warm piss. - It tastes like warm piss now.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Cider is a summer-y drink. You drink this shit in the summer.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's cold.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Look who it is, innit?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Look who it is.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Twice in one day.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Fuckin' hell. Honour, mate, truly. Truly.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Yeah, how's the big time?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06How's the imaginary girlfriend?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08How's the potential?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Hey, yo, Kev, man, be all you can be, yeah?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12I feel sick.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Got nowhere else to go to.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Oh, what, is this going well, then, yeah?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Just need to lie low.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I can't go home. My sister ain't even talkin' to me.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Neither are we, so get the fuck off our roundabout.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- You're my mates.- Mm-mm.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Nah, Kevin, man, we're the people that are, uh,
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- holding you back from your potential.- Look...
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I'm sorry I told you lot to piss off, innit?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42I didn't want it to be true, but...
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- ..if I don't pay Ninja Nigel... - Wait, what?
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Bro, don't tell us you owe him. What we tell you, man?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I just need to hide now.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00- He's waiting in my flat.- He's in your flat? You are fucked, bruv.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Bro, you can't hide from Ninja Nigel.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06He's got eyes everywhere. He sees all.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Can't I just stay with one of yous lot?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Nah, bruv, I'm just going to tell you straight, yeah?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13My mum hates you.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14A lot, Kevin.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Yeah, man, you ain't the best guest at the best of times.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Especially now.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22He'll find you wherever you go. Like, he has no fear.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Like, sooner or later, you're going to have to pay the Shadow Man.- Who?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Kevin, you're going to have to do some crime, bruv.- Yeah.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Something where you don't have to be hard.- Yeah. Or clever.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- What about grannies?- Yeah, man! - Nah, that pinch-your-money shit?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41He'll have to do shit-loads of grannies to earn that sort of loot.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- You could do a house, innit?- Yeah.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- What if a granny lives there? - For fuck's sake!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51All right, fine, just do someone who deserves it, then, innit?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Yeah. Do you know anyone who's on holiday?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Cos, like, people on holiday defo deserve it.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58People who go on holiday deserve it.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- I just said that.- Sorry.- That's OK.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Wait. Yo, all right, come. - What?- Just come!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11This ain't even funny, I've got an ingrowing toenail!
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Come on.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Sh, quiet.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Sh, shut up, man.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Come on, man. Come on.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Listen up, yeah? Before, when I was trying to get our ball back,
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I looked through his window and I saw he keeps
0:14:37 > 0:14:40a key in the backdoor, right next to the catflap, yeah?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41You're a natural born pussy, yeah?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44So all you gotta do is put your arm through the catflap, yeah,
0:14:44 > 0:14:45grab the bloody key...
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You're bloody well in and grabbing all the loot.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Mate, mean people always got the cash, innit?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52This tosser must be seriously minted, man.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Maybe he's just a lonely old man.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Kevin, you need to start thinking about keeping your head attached.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Less of the fucking help-the-aged bullshit.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Ninja Nigel's not fucking about, mate, he will decapitate you,
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- you get me?- We ain't got all fucking night, right? Get on...- Go on, man.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Kevin, wait. Here you are.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Why have you got a hanger, bruv?
0:15:17 > 0:15:18It came with the jumper, innit?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20What, you...?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Don't you lot have one?- No.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- All right, man, go on, man.- Kevin, get up there, man, fuckin' hell.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Come on. Hurry up, man.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Get up, man, you fucking pussy.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33He's dancing on a bin.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Hurry up, man, go on.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Careful.- What you doin'?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43CAT SCREECHES
0:15:43 > 0:15:44THEY LAUGH
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Shit.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Are you all right, Kevin?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52HE GASPS
0:15:52 > 0:15:55All right, cool, yeah? Good luck on the burglary.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Bye.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43What the flip is this?
0:16:53 > 0:16:54What...?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59CREAKING
0:17:08 > 0:17:11STRANGE ANIMAL NOISES
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Move a whisker
0:17:32 > 0:17:35and you'll be blown to kingdom come.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37On your knees! Right now!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47CHAIR WHIRS
0:18:00 > 0:18:01I'm...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I'm s... I'm sorry to disturb you.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08It seems...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I may be in the wrong place?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Is this the Smithy residence, by any chance?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17How would you like to be gutted and stuffed and stuffed and stuffed
0:18:17 > 0:18:19and gathering dust on my mantelpiece?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21What?
0:18:21 > 0:18:25My collection won't be complete without a human specimen.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28You're trying to scare me.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Aren't you? - Who would bother about it?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Nobody ever visits me. I can do what I like.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38This is my house!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43No-one can touch me here.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Anybody comes into my house - fair game, fair game, fair game,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48fair game, as far as I'm concerned.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Just do it, then.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57HE SNIFFLES Finish me off.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00If it's not you, it'll be someone else.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I've already been attacked today. Look at my bruises.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I'm sure you deserve everything you get.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12How can you say that?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17You don't know me. How can you...? How can you be so mean?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Mean?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22You're the one burgling an old man, for crying out loud.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I know it doesn't look good, but...
0:19:26 > 0:19:28HE SNIFFLES
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'm not a bad person.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Go on, get up, on your feet, on your feet, on your feet!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Right, move, that way, go on. Move.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Move!
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Oh...
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Forward!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Now what?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Now...
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Um...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Make my tea. Punk.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Cups on the side. Two sugars.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Teabags in the tin there.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Mind if I make one for myself?
0:20:17 > 0:20:22Go on, then. One last request can't hurt, I suppose.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Stop messing about!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Stop pointing that thing!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- It's not even a real gun.- Move it!
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Milk's in the fridge.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49HE SNIFFS
0:20:49 > 0:20:51That's fine with a few sugars.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53You can't drink that, man. That's proper nasty!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- It's not as bad as all that. - That is well off.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- So am I, for that matter.- What makes you think you're going anywhere?
0:21:02 > 0:21:07Your gun looks more like a trumpet, your milk's fucking humming.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09That's more like a bottle of cheese, man!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Halt!
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Sorry, mate.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES - Yeah, but...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26what about your tea?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30All right, Gregory?
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- RADIO:- 'Good morning!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04'Well, if you're just getting up, welcome to the radio.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06'Thanks very much to Matty and Chanel,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09'who have already texted in to say they managed to get out of bed.'
0:23:09 > 0:23:10- TYRES SCREECH - 'Congratulations,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12'the day has started very well for you.'
0:23:12 > 0:23:14WOMAN SCREAMS
0:23:14 > 0:23:16HE SCREAMS
0:23:16 > 0:23:19'..and, of course, the weather and traffic.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22'Well, weather-wise, it's grey - grey-grey-grey, grey-grey-grey.'
0:23:34 > 0:23:37DOG BARKS
0:23:42 > 0:23:44DOOR CLOSES
0:24:10 > 0:24:12HE GROANS
0:24:12 > 0:24:13DOOR CLOSES
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Howdy! Er, Philip...
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Did you murder this squirrel? - I beg your pardon?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26You've never liked squirrels. I've seen the way you look at them.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Philip, I don't mean to go on about it, but the garden...
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I know you like it, but wouldn't you like it
0:24:33 > 0:24:37a whole lot more if you let my gardener spruce it up a little?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I'll pay for it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- I'll pay YOU to let him do it. - I don't need your gardener.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47I don't need your money. I don't need anything or anybody.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50If I wanted it done, I'd have done it myself years and years ago,
0:24:50 > 0:24:51years ago, years ago.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54You're bringing down the property value of the entire street.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh, thank you very much. Very kind of you.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Although I can't take all of the credit.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01PHILIP CHUCKLES
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Bye-bye, bye-bye! Fuck off.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Go on!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14ENGINE STARTS
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I got the milk.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28For the tea?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40You got any, like...mates?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45That are, like, you know...
0:25:47 > 0:25:49..alive?
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Family?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Kids?
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Anyone at all?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Only asking.- Nobody asked you to ask anything, did they?
0:26:07 > 0:26:11- What you even doing here? What do you want from me?- Nothing.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13All right, then drink your tea and fuck off.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15And don't take anything that doesn't belong to you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16And just to clarify,
0:26:16 > 0:26:19the only things that do belong to you are your grubby bastard clothes
0:26:19 > 0:26:22and your grubby bastard back and your bloody bastard questions.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I should call the police. Better still,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26I should shoot you in the face, in the face,
0:26:26 > 0:26:27in the face, right in the face.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32- Not used to polite conversation, I guess?- Polite? Polite?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35You're the one who's a thieving scumbag, remember?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- I never stole nothing!- No, you didn't have a chance, did you?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I was too smart for you, too smart for you,
0:26:40 > 0:26:42too smart for you, weren't I?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- If you'd had half a chance, you'd... - Stop being horrible to me!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Stop being mean.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52I'm not a scumbag.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Well, what are you, then, exactly?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58How am I supposed to be anything?
0:27:00 > 0:27:01I've not had a chance or nothing.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Didn't your parents teach you how to conduct yourself?
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Or at least how to speak properly?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Not around to blame no more, mate.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13You'll have to think of something else.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24I mean, what's the point if you can't even have a chat
0:27:24 > 0:27:26without some antique cannon in my face?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35I guess I'll leave you and your little furry mates
0:27:35 > 0:27:39- to carry on raving it up. - Hold on, hold on, hold on.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Drink your tea. You might as well drink your tea.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44There's tea there, you might as well drink it.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Got any biscuits?
0:28:03 > 0:28:05I don't get to the shops as often as I did.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09Knee, hip, back - it's a fucking nightmare, it's a nightmare.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Well, that's what I can do for you, then.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15I'll go down the shop for you, get you some shit.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18I just need the list.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21And some trust.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27And some cash.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Why would you come back?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37I'm going to make up for what I done wrong.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39And I like you.
0:28:40 > 0:28:45You could be cool... if you chilled out a little bit.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Cool, like Dirty Harry.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54"Make my tea...punk."
0:28:56 > 0:28:57Funny.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04What's your name, actually?
0:29:06 > 0:29:08I'm Kevin.
0:29:13 > 0:29:14Philip.
0:29:17 > 0:29:18Hmm...
0:29:19 > 0:29:22I can't tell with you.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25I suppose it's worth a few quid to test out your character.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27I've bet on lamer horses in the past.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39HE GROANS
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Stay there.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Stay exactly where you are, please.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Stay there.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40Hmm...
0:30:45 > 0:30:50Custard creams, bacon, beans, blah-blah...
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Right, see you in a bit, then.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55I'll see myself out, mate.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Stay there. You've only just sat back down, innit?
0:31:01 > 0:31:03I'll not be long.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01Nigel?
0:32:02 > 0:32:05It's Kevin. I've got some of the money.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07'What do you mean, "some"?'
0:32:07 > 0:32:0985 quid.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Better than nothing, ain't it?
0:32:11 > 0:32:13'"Some"? Fucking "some"?!
0:32:13 > 0:32:16'Report to your flat immediately for some of your punishment.'
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Look, Nigel, I'm trying my best. I just need more time.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22'No fucking time! Obey me now, lad, you fucking hear me?
0:32:22 > 0:32:24'Now, get your fucking arse to your flat
0:32:24 > 0:32:25'cos you are going to be punished.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27'Oh, yeah, I am fu...'
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Come along, we're going to go in here, yeah?
0:32:34 > 0:32:36- What do you fancy going on? The swings?- Yeah.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38All right, come on, let's go.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46- Is that good, yeah?- Yeah.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Faster!
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Faster!
0:33:01 > 0:33:04- I've never been this high before! - No?- No!
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Well, you do with Uncle 'Evin.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Aaaah!
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Come on, home time, Grant.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Home time, babe, come on. Let's go.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18I can look after him for a bit, you know.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Give you some peace.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24- OK, let's go, Grant.- I know I've been bad in the past, but...
0:33:25 > 0:33:28..I'm good with Grant. You know that.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Please!
0:33:33 > 0:33:34Home in one hour.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38One hour.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Or you're dead.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43- Be good, yeah, darling?- Yeah. - Yeah, I'll see you in a bit.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53- OK, mission time.- Why?
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Top secret mission - to get something for your mummy,
0:33:56 > 0:33:58something she thinks she'll never see again.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- What?- It's Granny's old clock.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Is it with the angels, like Granny?
0:34:04 > 0:34:07No, mate. It's not with the angels.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09It's at the pawnbrokers.
0:34:09 > 0:34:10BELL RINGS
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Calm down!
0:34:14 > 0:34:16BELL RINGS Jeez, man!
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Some flippin' people!
0:34:31 > 0:34:34Uh?
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Let's go, Grant, come on. Let's go. Go, go, go!
0:34:47 > 0:34:48Take cover!
0:34:51 > 0:34:52HE WHISTLES
0:34:55 > 0:34:59My trusty scouts! You know Kevin?
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Pasty, looks a bit like Gollum?
0:35:01 > 0:35:03I want a green one.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Whee!
0:35:14 > 0:35:15KNOCK AT DOOR
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Hello, Grandad.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24This little somebody I'd like you to meet is Grant.
0:35:24 > 0:35:25My nephew.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28Eurgh...
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Erm...
0:35:38 > 0:35:40There's actually quite a bit of change.
0:35:43 > 0:35:47- You keep it for your trouble. - All right.- That's a nice balloon.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49- I chose it, I did.- Did you?
0:35:49 > 0:35:52Are you in charge of the museum?
0:35:53 > 0:35:57- I suppose so.- Can I look at everything?- Yes, come on.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01- Do you like animals?- Yes.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04I have a Noah's Ark of wonderful animals, all...
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Hold on a tick.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13I was just...putting it back.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20I'm sorry.
0:36:21 > 0:36:22What can I say?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24I see your game.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28But, then, I saw it from the beginning.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31What does that make me?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35A bloody fool playing bloody fools' games.
0:36:35 > 0:36:36Can I play?
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Hold on a minute, Grant.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40I don't need this.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42I'm better off on my own. I don't need anyone.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45I just made a mistake.
0:36:45 > 0:36:46Oh, yes, yes.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50- Could have happened to anyone, I suppose.- I could have just kept it.
0:36:50 > 0:36:56- Saved all my problems.- I'm guessing you want something more from me.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58- Why else would you be here? - It's not that.
0:37:00 > 0:37:01Really, it ain't.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04I think it's time to close the museum to the public
0:37:04 > 0:37:10and you can all sling your... whatever it is, hook.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13Time to go, mate.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17We're already late.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19KNOCK AT DOOR
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Are you expecting anyone? KNOCK AT DOOR
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- KNOCK AT DOOR - Hold your horses!
0:37:30 > 0:37:31Philip, wait a sec.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Yes?- I'm here for Kevin.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Hide and seek.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50- Who?- Kevin.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52We have to be quiet now, mate, OK?
0:37:52 > 0:37:55We have to be quiet as little mice. That's the game.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Oh, hang on.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01This Kevin you speak of, he's not about 18, um,
0:38:01 > 0:38:04blond hair, skinny sort, vitamin deficient?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Sounds just right, yeah.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08Well, I haven't seen anyone matching that description.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10I know he's here with a kid.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Try next door, fat chap, he has visitors.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21That's Kevin and some little brat
0:38:21 > 0:38:24and that's you letting him into this house.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27I find that very difficult to believe.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Looks exactly like a mobile telephone to me.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32It's technology gone mad, gone mad, gone mad.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Look, don't make me show you mad.
0:38:38 > 0:38:39You're a very aggressive young man.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Yeah, well, you've got to be in my line.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44You don't have to be anything, son. You can turn the corner.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Look, just open the fucking door, will ya?!
0:38:46 > 0:38:47(I can't see.)
0:38:47 > 0:38:48(Shh.)
0:38:48 > 0:38:50(We're blind mice.)
0:38:57 > 0:38:58Now, where are your friends?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Er, in...in here.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Am I not making myself clear?
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Give up that little rat!
0:39:16 > 0:39:19(I thought we were mice.)
0:39:19 > 0:39:20NIGEL GRUNTS Shhh!
0:39:20 > 0:39:23NIGEL CONTINUES GRUNTING
0:39:26 > 0:39:28You stupid old fuck.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Hiding him when he deserves everything...
0:39:31 > 0:39:32NIGEL YELLS
0:39:32 > 0:39:35..that's coming to him. Eh?
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Putting yourself in harm's way. Huh?
0:39:37 > 0:39:39NIGEL GRUNTS
0:39:39 > 0:39:42My fault? No, no, no. It's not my fault.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44No, it's you!
0:39:44 > 0:39:50You with your fucking weird and your patronising bullshit!
0:39:50 > 0:39:54"You don't have to be anything, son. Turn the fucking corner, son."
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Well, fuck you!
0:39:59 > 0:40:03I know - why don't I make you a nice cup of tea?
0:40:03 > 0:40:05(I'm scared, Uncle 'Evin.)
0:40:05 > 0:40:07(Mice don't get scared.)
0:40:21 > 0:40:24KEVIN BREATHES HEAVILY
0:40:24 > 0:40:25GUN COCKS
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Drop the chopsticks.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32Now, I know what you're thinking.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38He's just trying to scare me with this dusty old ornament.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43He might as well put it back on the mantelpiece where it belongs.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48But on the other hand...
0:40:48 > 0:40:50maybe...
0:40:50 > 0:40:55this 1780s blunderbuss shotgun has, unlike yourself,
0:40:55 > 0:40:59been lovingly cared for all of its life.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Fully functional, loaded
0:41:02 > 0:41:05and all ready to blow your head clean off.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14I suppose the question you've got to ask yourself is,
0:41:14 > 0:41:15"Do I feel lucky?"
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Well, do you...
0:41:22 > 0:41:24..cunt?
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Go on, off you fuck.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Phil, you're even better than Clint.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02I've only myself to blame.
0:42:02 > 0:42:07Tried to look too deep into a basic bog-standard waste of space.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Guess we'll go out the back way, then.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Don't look at me like that.
0:42:23 > 0:42:24Time just passed.
0:42:26 > 0:42:27Cos of all the fun and that.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30What we was having?
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Get your feet off my table.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Can't have been that worried. We weren't that late.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Oh, can't I?
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Look, can't we just chill out?
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Have some dinner or something?
0:42:53 > 0:42:55I'm starving hungry.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58All I had all day yesterday was a soft mint.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00I haven't got food in for you.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02And I'm not sure why I let you into my flat.
0:43:04 > 0:43:05I'm not going to feed ya.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12This is my museum in a shoe.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Oh, it's lovely.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17We went to a real-life museum today where the grandad lives,
0:43:17 > 0:43:20where all the dead animals are and millions of dust.
0:43:23 > 0:43:24Where did you go, Kev?
0:43:27 > 0:43:29What goes on in their little minds, eh?
0:43:31 > 0:43:32Bananas.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36- TV:- 'OK, so now we're melting the butter in the pan.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39'We'll let that simmer, and whilst that happens,
0:43:39 > 0:43:42'we'll get onto my favourite part of all,
0:43:42 > 0:43:44'which is preparing the biscuit base.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47'Now, you can do this with any oaty biscuit
0:43:47 > 0:43:49'however, my mother used to...'
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Do I have to eat all of this, Mummy?
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Yes, you do. Every last bit.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57'So in order to recreate this effect,
0:43:57 > 0:44:00'I've used an assortment of delicious biscuits
0:44:00 > 0:44:03'such as Hobnobs and Digestives,
0:44:03 > 0:44:06'and rather than using a blender,
0:44:06 > 0:44:08'we can indulge in some childish fun
0:44:08 > 0:44:10'and put the biscuits in a plastic bag
0:44:10 > 0:44:12'and then with a rolling pin
0:44:12 > 0:44:14'we can crush them up into little bits,
0:44:14 > 0:44:18'which gives you a result that looks a bit like this.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21'Then once we've had our biscuit fun,
0:44:21 > 0:44:23'we preheat the oven...'
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Finished, Mummy.
0:44:25 > 0:44:26That was quick.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28'..or gas mark four, if you have a gas oven,
0:44:28 > 0:44:33'and then in a bowl, mix up the crushed biscuits with the butter.'
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Fancy making yourself useful today?
0:44:50 > 0:44:52I just woke up.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56- I love waking up.- Why?
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Because I hate going to sleep.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
0:45:10 > 0:45:13I could go out tonight, if I wanted to go out.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15You should go.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Have some fun for a change.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19I'm here to babysit him.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23I have got a purpose after all.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Be back here by six...
0:45:28 > 0:45:29OK? Cos I want to go.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31I wasn't planning on going out today.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35You're not staying around my flat all day. Go find a job.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37- But...- But nothing.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54No way!
0:46:09 > 0:46:10Who's there?
0:46:10 > 0:46:12It's me, Kevin.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Go away!
0:46:15 > 0:46:17I've got something for you. Open up.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Before you get killed!
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I told you, be gone!
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Fuck off!
0:46:24 > 0:46:25Go away!
0:46:28 > 0:46:30You don't mean that, Philip.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33If you don't let me in, then who? Who else have you got?
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Spend the rest of your life on your own,
0:46:35 > 0:46:38sitting in your living room, surrounded by dead stuff.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47Check this shit out.
0:46:47 > 0:46:48What are you playing at?
0:46:49 > 0:46:51Honestly, just have a look.
0:46:51 > 0:46:52I swear you'll love it.
0:46:54 > 0:46:55Bloody step.
0:46:56 > 0:46:57Hip.
0:47:02 > 0:47:03It's only your new ride.
0:47:06 > 0:47:07If I wanted to get about,
0:47:07 > 0:47:09I could get about absolutely anywhere I wanted to,
0:47:09 > 0:47:11if I wanted to get about.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Sure. Especially now,
0:47:14 > 0:47:17down the shops and everything on your new lease of life.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20It's stolen.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22No-one'll know. We'll paint it.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Blue, it'll be an absolute granny magnet. They'll be all over you.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Thought that counts, ain't it?
0:47:28 > 0:47:31You're trying to make up for being a thief...
0:47:31 > 0:47:34by offering me a stolen peace offering?
0:47:34 > 0:47:39Stolen from a very rude witch, actually so, you know,
0:47:39 > 0:47:40don't really count.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Witches have broomsticks, not go-karts. This must be yours.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Let's have a fucking tea, then.
0:47:46 > 0:47:50Ugh, bloody delinquent.
0:47:50 > 0:47:51Come on, Grandad.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58What did you used to do for a living?
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Must've been living once.
0:48:02 > 0:48:03Teaching.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Little bastards who couldn't care less.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Much like yourself.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Wasting my time.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15You think I'm a waste of time?
0:48:19 > 0:48:20I can be anything I want, mate.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25- Potential, that's what I got. - For what?
0:48:29 > 0:48:32Potential to be something good, innit?
0:48:32 > 0:48:34What difference does it make? Why be anything at all?
0:48:35 > 0:48:37I'll show them they was wrong about me.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45Prove to them I'm not a piece of shit like I was always told.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51I'll make something of myself.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56And that'll be my revenge.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00A massive fuck you to every one of them bastards what wrote me off.
0:49:04 > 0:49:05Including you.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Not what I thought I'd become.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14I thought...
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Well, I wanted to think...
0:49:26 > 0:49:28..but glug, glug, glug, glug...
0:49:33 > 0:49:34I don't drink any more.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40I superglued the tops on all the bottles years and years ago.
0:49:43 > 0:49:45But what bloody good did it do me?
0:49:45 > 0:49:46KEVIN WINDS THE CLOCK
0:49:46 > 0:49:48They all buggered off anyway.
0:49:48 > 0:49:49CLOCK BEGINS TO TICK
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Far, far away.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57What the hell do you think you're doing?
0:49:57 > 0:49:59What did I tell you about touching my things?
0:50:01 > 0:50:02It works.
0:50:02 > 0:50:05If I'd wanted it to work, I'd have wound it myself, would I not,
0:50:05 > 0:50:06years and years ago?
0:50:11 > 0:50:15How can you be good when you destroy everything you touch?
0:50:17 > 0:50:18I ain't destroyed nothing.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20What about my silence?
0:50:24 > 0:50:25Fine.
0:50:27 > 0:50:29Maybe I have destroyed nothing, then.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Cos that's what silence is - nothing at all!
0:50:35 > 0:50:36And that's all you've got, mate.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39Nothing that ain't there.
0:50:39 > 0:50:43Well, that's what you've got to look forward to, then, isn't it?
0:50:43 > 0:50:46When you've seen all your potential tick, tick, tick away,
0:50:46 > 0:50:49and you've got nothing to show for your time but shush!
0:50:53 > 0:50:55Anyone ever told you you're a bit of a buzzkill?
0:50:55 > 0:50:58I tried my best for you, boy, but you, you...
0:50:58 > 0:51:01You can't even keep still for five minutes.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05Plain stupid, it seems, stupid, stupid, stupid, it seems!
0:51:05 > 0:51:08Good. What nonsense. You haven't got it in you.
0:51:08 > 0:51:09Mean and horrible!
0:51:11 > 0:51:15That's why no-one wants nothing to do with you any more!
0:51:18 > 0:51:20No wonder your family just left you!
0:51:22 > 0:51:23Who could put up with that?
0:51:25 > 0:51:26Who could stand that?
0:51:30 > 0:51:31Why are you here, then?
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Why don't you just go?
0:51:35 > 0:51:36I didn't ask you to burgle my house.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38Just go!
0:51:38 > 0:51:40Like you said, pretend it never happened.
0:51:43 > 0:51:45Is that really what you want?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56SHOUTING
0:51:57 > 0:52:00- Ha-ha! Kevin, your face, man! - Ay, Kevin, you're alive!
0:52:00 > 0:52:02Bro! We thought you were defo dead
0:52:02 > 0:52:04or, like, locked up or something, man.
0:52:04 > 0:52:05Yeah, how was the burglary?
0:52:07 > 0:52:08He caught me.
0:52:10 > 0:52:11He had a gun.
0:52:11 > 0:52:12Shit, man, you all right?
0:52:14 > 0:52:15We got chatting, and...
0:52:17 > 0:52:19He's a bit grumpy and that, but...
0:52:19 > 0:52:21he's OK, really.
0:52:21 > 0:52:24Yo, yo, what do you mean by, "He's OK"?
0:52:24 > 0:52:25In his own kind of way, innit?
0:52:25 > 0:52:27Just...
0:52:27 > 0:52:28Not so bad, just...
0:52:29 > 0:52:30All on his own, like.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Yeah, it's just cos, where I'm standing, man,
0:52:32 > 0:52:35you sound like some old batty man's rent boy or something!
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Piss off, man! You don't know nothing about nothing, man.
0:52:40 > 0:52:41You were pretending to be his friend, right?
0:52:44 > 0:52:45Earning his trust, right?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49So you could find the loot
0:52:49 > 0:52:51and rob the miserable fuck of everything he's got, right?
0:52:55 > 0:52:59- Yeah!- Knew it! - Not such a bitch after all!
0:53:02 > 0:53:05What are you putting the dust on your face for, Mummy?
0:53:06 > 0:53:08To look beautiful.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10How long will it take?
0:53:10 > 0:53:11BUZZER BEEPS
0:53:13 > 0:53:14'Who goes there?'
0:53:14 > 0:53:15Um...
0:53:15 > 0:53:17Yeah, my name's Tom. Um...
0:53:17 > 0:53:19You must be...
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Yeah. I think I'm calling for your mummy?
0:53:22 > 0:53:25GROWLY VOICE: 'Better come on up. If you dare!'
0:53:25 > 0:53:26GIGGLING
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Um, thank you.
0:53:32 > 0:53:33Hi there.
0:53:33 > 0:53:34Oh, I'm Tom.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36You must be Becky's younger brother.
0:53:40 > 0:53:41Who am I, then?
0:53:43 > 0:53:44Um...
0:53:45 > 0:53:46Her child?
0:53:46 > 0:53:48What's my name?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50Um...
0:53:50 > 0:53:51W...
0:53:52 > 0:53:54I... I'm not sure.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57You need to know my name if you're going to be my new daddy.
0:53:58 > 0:53:59OK.
0:54:01 > 0:54:02Steady on.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Don't tell him to steady on.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08He's only four. He can be as unsteady as he likes.
0:54:14 > 0:54:15Oh.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20You look lovely.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22Those for me?
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Yeah.
0:54:24 > 0:54:25Lovely.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Stick them in some water.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29Not in the fish bowl.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Goodnight. Sleep well, yeah? Give Mummy a kiss.
0:54:33 > 0:54:34LIPS SMACK
0:54:37 > 0:54:39All right, I'll see you in a bit.
0:54:43 > 0:54:44- Coming?- Yeah.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57"To Gregory.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59"An angel..."
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Come on, Grant. Total Recall's on.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08TV PLAYS
0:55:15 > 0:55:17CLOCK TICKS
0:55:43 > 0:55:44HE SIGHS
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Oh, fuck it.
0:55:52 > 0:55:53SQUEAKING
0:56:01 > 0:56:03More Arnie!
0:56:04 > 0:56:07If your mum comes in and finds us still awake,
0:56:07 > 0:56:09then we won't be allowed lads' night again.
0:56:10 > 0:56:12Not till you're 18.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14No more Arnie for 14 years, man.
0:56:17 > 0:56:18Oh, go on, then.
0:56:21 > 0:56:23Hello.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40PHONE: ''Sup, 'sup? It's K to the E to the V to the I to the N!
0:56:40 > 0:56:41'Leave a message, bitches,
0:56:41 > 0:56:43'and I'll get back to you when I've got some credit.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45'Cos times are hard.'
0:56:48 > 0:56:51'Sure as the new day is coming, be sure of this.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53'I will find you,
0:56:53 > 0:56:56'and I will cut you into thin strips,
0:56:56 > 0:57:00'and I will put them into a pita bread with salad and chilli sauce.
0:57:00 > 0:57:01'That's right, Kevin.
0:57:01 > 0:57:03'You are a kebab.
0:57:03 > 0:57:05'You are my kebab!
0:57:05 > 0:57:07'Mm! Mm!'
0:57:07 > 0:57:08HE MIMICS CHEWING
0:58:22 > 0:58:24HE SOBS
0:58:50 > 0:58:52What...? Where you going?
0:58:55 > 0:58:56Where you going?
0:58:56 > 0:58:58Look... Come back!
0:58:59 > 0:59:02Look... Look, please don't go. I'm sorry!
0:59:02 > 0:59:05Look, look, come back and sit in my car for a while longer, yeah?
0:59:05 > 0:59:07- You won't regret it, I promise you. - I already flipping do!
0:59:07 > 0:59:10I barely even groped you. What's your bloody problem?
0:59:10 > 0:59:11Can I have my arm back, please?
0:59:11 > 0:59:13THROUGH INTERCOM: 'I can see you, punk!
0:59:13 > 0:59:17'Now, you let go of her arm before I come down there
0:59:17 > 0:59:19'and do something I won't regret!
0:59:19 > 0:59:22'Something totally brutal with a rolling pin!'
0:59:22 > 0:59:23You heard him.
0:59:24 > 0:59:26Thank you for a lovely evening.
0:59:35 > 0:59:36DOOR UNLOCKS
0:59:41 > 0:59:42DOOR CLOSES
0:59:44 > 0:59:45KEYS RATTLE
0:59:51 > 0:59:53You OK, sis?
0:59:55 > 0:59:57I had it under control, you know.
1:00:01 > 1:00:02I don't know why I bothered.
1:00:04 > 1:00:05Took a chance, at least.
1:00:05 > 1:00:07BUZZER BEEPS
1:00:07 > 1:00:08Flipping heck!
1:00:09 > 1:00:12Who does he think he is? He's going to wake up Grant!
1:00:12 > 1:00:13Maybe it's someone else.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15Well, whoever it is needs to know
1:00:15 > 1:00:17they can't call at this time of night!
1:00:18 > 1:00:20You can disconnect the buzzer.
1:00:20 > 1:00:22Let me see.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Ah! A museum monster!
1:00:35 > 1:00:36Who is this?
1:00:38 > 1:00:39Hello, sweetheart.
1:00:39 > 1:00:41I'm looking for Kevin.
1:00:41 > 1:00:42Kevin?
1:00:42 > 1:00:44Yeah, your brother, so I'm told.
1:00:44 > 1:00:46You know the one. Kevin.
1:00:46 > 1:00:49You're Becky. I'm his mate, like.
1:00:49 > 1:00:51Do you not think it's a little bit late to be calling?
1:00:51 > 1:00:53Do you know what time it is?
1:00:53 > 1:00:54Borrowed time.
1:00:54 > 1:00:57And I want paying back, by yesterday.
1:00:57 > 1:00:58Listen.
1:00:59 > 1:01:02I've got enough of my own problems...
1:01:02 > 1:01:04let alone dealing with his.
1:01:06 > 1:01:07So push off.
1:01:07 > 1:01:10OK. I'll...push off.
1:01:11 > 1:01:13But I'll catch you later, yeah?
1:01:18 > 1:01:19It's not my fault.
1:01:21 > 1:01:23All I wanted was to get the clock back.
1:01:25 > 1:01:27But I accidentally borrowed...
1:01:29 > 1:01:30I think you should go.
1:01:32 > 1:01:34What?
1:01:36 > 1:01:38Outside?
1:01:41 > 1:01:43Where am I supposed to even go?
1:01:43 > 1:01:45You're supposed to look after yourself.
1:01:54 > 1:01:56Sorry.
1:02:03 > 1:02:06NIGEL SHOUTS
1:02:14 > 1:02:17Please, please, please, please, please...
1:02:17 > 1:02:19BUZZER BEEPS
1:02:25 > 1:02:27What are you doing? Hmm?
1:02:29 > 1:02:32Huh? Where's me money, huh?
1:02:35 > 1:02:37What do you have to say for yourself?
1:02:37 > 1:02:39- Get off him! Get off him! - Mind your fucking business...
1:02:40 > 1:02:43What the fuck do you think you're doing?
1:02:43 > 1:02:44If you touch my brother...
1:02:46 > 1:02:47..I'll hurt you.
1:02:49 > 1:02:51And I'll keep on hurting you...
1:02:53 > 1:02:56..and you won't be able to make it stop
1:02:56 > 1:02:57until I say so.
1:02:58 > 1:03:00But I won't say so.
1:03:05 > 1:03:07Lucky he's got you.
1:03:07 > 1:03:10But then you're not so fortunate in the exchange.
1:03:10 > 1:03:11PHONE RINGS
1:03:11 > 1:03:13Excuse me.
1:03:14 > 1:03:16Hello?
1:03:16 > 1:03:18Yeah. Count me in.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Yeah, the usual.
1:03:20 > 1:03:21Yeah, I'll meet you there.
1:03:21 > 1:03:22I'm not far.
1:03:25 > 1:03:26As I was saying...
1:03:28 > 1:03:31..I want my money, or his blood.
1:03:31 > 1:03:33Like it or not, you're still his blood.
1:03:34 > 1:03:37And so is your offspring up there. You get me?
1:03:38 > 1:03:41I want £1,000 by tomorrow!
1:03:42 > 1:03:46Or I will rain down ON ALL OF YOU
1:03:46 > 1:03:48with Shaolin fury!
1:03:51 > 1:03:53If you ever come round here again...
1:03:55 > 1:03:56..I'll get very cross.
1:03:58 > 1:04:00Do you get me?
1:04:00 > 1:04:02You've been warned!
1:04:04 > 1:04:05Likewise.
1:04:19 > 1:04:20You all right?
1:04:23 > 1:04:25I have to sort this mess out.
1:04:27 > 1:04:28You're hurt.
1:04:31 > 1:04:33I didn't want you to get hurt.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38I ain't hurt bad.
1:04:40 > 1:04:42Come upstairs and I'll fix you up.
1:04:45 > 1:04:47Grant can't see me like this.
1:04:49 > 1:04:50He'll have bad dreams.
1:04:59 > 1:05:01I'll sort this mess out, sis.
1:05:04 > 1:05:06You'll see, I will.
1:05:34 > 1:05:37I'm just saying, battered sausage.
1:05:37 > 1:05:39Sausage in batter, it's not right.
1:05:39 > 1:05:42Flipping fuckers!
1:05:44 > 1:05:45Still not having it.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47There's no way he'd beat fucking Chuck Norris.
1:05:50 > 1:05:51Oh, shit.
1:05:51 > 1:05:53Think I've lost my keys.
1:05:55 > 1:05:56Twat!
1:05:58 > 1:05:59Have you got your keys?
1:05:59 > 1:06:01Oh, for fuck's sake!
1:06:03 > 1:06:04Fuck!
1:06:19 > 1:06:21Well, if I knew where I'd lost them,
1:06:21 > 1:06:23then they wouldn't be fucking lost, would they, soft lad?
1:06:26 > 1:06:27Yeah, but my Death Star was on that.
1:06:29 > 1:06:32Yeah, but I can't get one like that, can I? My nan gave me that.
1:06:35 > 1:06:36What now?
1:06:37 > 1:06:39It's me again.
1:06:39 > 1:06:40Kevin.
1:06:44 > 1:06:45Oh.
1:06:45 > 1:06:47HE LAUGHS
1:06:50 > 1:06:51It ain't that funny.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55At all, really.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57- SLURRING:- It's just... - Have you been...?
1:06:57 > 1:06:59..covered in all the... all the blood.
1:07:00 > 1:07:02I thought you didn't drink no more?
1:07:04 > 1:07:06I glued the lid on that gin years ago.
1:07:08 > 1:07:09Seems...come unstuck.
1:07:12 > 1:07:13Look.
1:07:14 > 1:07:16I need to talk to you about something seriously serious.
1:07:16 > 1:07:18Oh, it does sound serious.
1:07:32 > 1:07:35- Been having a bit of a mental mood, have we?- Indeed.
1:07:40 > 1:07:41Listen, right.
1:07:42 > 1:07:43See that nutter what I owe?
1:07:45 > 1:07:47Well, I just found out he's bloody stitched me up!
1:07:48 > 1:07:50With his flatmate, or something.
1:07:51 > 1:07:53Not even a real debt! It's...
1:07:55 > 1:07:57..extortionation...
1:07:57 > 1:07:59thingy.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01It's all out of hand now.
1:08:02 > 1:08:03And not just for me, either.
1:08:06 > 1:08:07I can't defeat him.
1:08:09 > 1:08:10He's a ninja.
1:08:13 > 1:08:15I'll have to pay, somehow.
1:08:16 > 1:08:19It's all about self-preservation.
1:08:20 > 1:08:22You need help to stay alive.
1:08:23 > 1:08:25I need help...
1:08:27 > 1:08:28..well...
1:08:29 > 1:08:31..afterwards.
1:08:32 > 1:08:34Afterwards?
1:08:36 > 1:08:37You've completely lost it.
1:08:39 > 1:08:41Do you know what this is?
1:08:42 > 1:08:44It's an embalming machine.
1:08:46 > 1:08:47It's a collector's item.
1:08:48 > 1:08:51Picked it up years ago, but it still works.
1:08:54 > 1:08:58You simply have to pipe the intake tube
1:08:58 > 1:09:00into the carotid artery...
1:09:01 > 1:09:04..and the outtake tube into my jugular vein.
1:09:06 > 1:09:08It fills me with formaldehyde.
1:09:10 > 1:09:11A preservative chemical.
1:09:13 > 1:09:16Then we pipe the outflow into next door's garden.
1:09:16 > 1:09:17HE LAUGHS
1:09:17 > 1:09:19Bastard. He always hated my guts.
1:09:22 > 1:09:23Is this a joke?
1:09:23 > 1:09:25No, far from it.
1:09:26 > 1:09:28It's a job.
1:09:28 > 1:09:31It's a job! Proper job, job, job!
1:09:33 > 1:09:35I'll pay you all the money you need.
1:09:35 > 1:09:37And more.
1:09:37 > 1:09:41All you have to do is follow some simple instructions.
1:09:41 > 1:09:44I just need your word.
1:09:48 > 1:09:50Do you know how mental you sound?
1:09:51 > 1:09:53Yes.
1:09:54 > 1:09:55Can't you just pretend?
1:09:57 > 1:09:59Pretend to help and then take the money,
1:09:59 > 1:10:01that's your style, isn't it?
1:10:02 > 1:10:06I can hardly check on your handiwork from the afterlife.
1:10:06 > 1:10:08At least I'd die happy.
1:10:11 > 1:10:14It wouldn't be fair for me to get your hopes up.
1:10:16 > 1:10:17And besides...
1:10:19 > 1:10:21..you can't top yourself.
1:10:21 > 1:10:23Everybody's gone.
1:10:23 > 1:10:25I'm already dead in their eyes.
1:10:26 > 1:10:30At least I'll be a well-preserved specimen,
1:10:30 > 1:10:33instead of sitting in that chair,
1:10:33 > 1:10:36under the deluded impression that I'm still alive.
1:10:37 > 1:10:39And then they'll have to remember me.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43Mm-hm. Like you said...
1:10:43 > 1:10:50Revenge is as good a reason as any to make something of yourself.
1:10:50 > 1:10:55I wasn't talking about growing up to become an ornament.
1:10:55 > 1:10:57I want to be with my animals.
1:10:59 > 1:11:01But...
1:11:01 > 1:11:02you're alive, mate.
1:11:02 > 1:11:04No.
1:11:04 > 1:11:06You don't understand.
1:11:08 > 1:11:11It all makes sense to me.
1:11:11 > 1:11:13No wonder you had to stop drinking, man.
1:11:15 > 1:11:17Fucking nightmare!
1:11:17 > 1:11:19Thought I was the one crying for help.
1:11:19 > 1:11:20Cry for help?!
1:11:22 > 1:11:23I don't need you.
1:11:25 > 1:11:26I don't need anybody.
1:11:26 > 1:11:27Fuck off. Go on, fuck off.
1:11:27 > 1:11:28Fuck off. Fuck off.
1:11:31 > 1:11:33Go on, go far away, far away.
1:11:33 > 1:11:35And never fucking come back.
1:11:36 > 1:11:37HE BELCHES
1:11:39 > 1:11:41HE PANTS
1:11:41 > 1:11:44Sit yourself down, Philip. You're unsteady on your feet.
1:11:44 > 1:11:47Yes. I'll do it myself.
1:11:47 > 1:11:49- Oh, get the fu...!- What...?
1:11:49 > 1:11:53PHILIP MUTTERS
1:11:53 > 1:11:55CLATTERING
1:12:04 > 1:12:07CLOCK TICKS
1:12:10 > 1:12:13PHILIP SIGHS
1:12:29 > 1:12:33WHIRRING
1:12:33 > 1:12:35WHIRRING STOPS
1:12:50 > 1:12:51HE PANTS
1:12:51 > 1:12:53Shaolin wisdom tells us...
1:12:54 > 1:12:57..that you...
1:12:57 > 1:12:59are an extortionating...bastard.
1:13:10 > 1:13:13- Yeah! Who's the master?! - VIDEO GAME PLAYS
1:13:13 > 1:13:16- HE SQUAWKS:- Ooh! Wah!
1:13:16 > 1:13:18Woohoo!
1:13:18 > 1:13:20That's it, die! Die!
1:13:20 > 1:13:22HE SQUAWKS
1:13:22 > 1:13:25- No eyes! - HE SQUAWKS
1:13:25 > 1:13:26'Game over.'
1:13:26 > 1:13:28No, fuck off. This is a piece of shit.
1:13:28 > 1:13:30- Yeah, the controller. - If I had that controller, right,
1:13:30 > 1:13:32- I'd kick your fucking arse. - They're the same.
1:13:32 > 1:13:34- You fucking bellend.- The same. - It's not even fucking fair!
1:13:34 > 1:13:35LAUGHTER
1:13:37 > 1:13:39Not fair?
1:13:41 > 1:13:43You're living in...
1:13:43 > 1:13:46Pa-ba-bala-bon.
1:13:46 > 1:13:48Bitches.
1:13:48 > 1:13:51What the fuck do you think you're doing in here, lad?
1:13:51 > 1:13:53The way of...
1:13:55 > 1:13:57the Kevin.
1:13:57 > 1:14:00Are you suicidal or what?
1:14:02 > 1:14:04Oh, 'ello. That old thing again, is it?
1:14:04 > 1:14:07- JAMAICAN ACCENT:- Whoa, whoa, man. It's a misunderstanding, that's all.
1:14:07 > 1:14:10Take it easy, young blood.
1:14:10 > 1:14:13Warm blood, true love. Remember? Like ya said.
1:14:13 > 1:14:16Even if it didn't sound good when you said it, you were right.
1:14:16 > 1:14:18One love, true.
1:14:19 > 1:14:21True?
1:14:21 > 1:14:22You ain't even real!
1:14:22 > 1:14:24Oh, man. Of course I am, man.
1:14:25 > 1:14:28LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT: "Me fucking controller. Fuck!"
1:14:28 > 1:14:29I just heard you.
1:14:30 > 1:14:33What's wrong with you people?
1:14:33 > 1:14:36Why pick on someone like me?
1:14:36 > 1:14:39Why not just do normal crime?
1:14:39 > 1:14:40Like normal scousers?
1:14:40 > 1:14:42HE LAUGHS
1:14:42 > 1:14:44Don't move.
1:14:44 > 1:14:47Get on your knees now.
1:14:47 > 1:14:49Please. NECK CLICKS
1:14:49 > 1:14:51Even if that thing does work,
1:14:51 > 1:14:53you're forgetting whose hands it's in.
1:14:53 > 1:14:56It's still you, Kevin.
1:14:56 > 1:14:58You're still my takeaway dinner.
1:14:59 > 1:15:02Like the panther, I will simply pounce on you
1:15:02 > 1:15:06with ninja stealth and snatch your life with my bare hands!
1:15:06 > 1:15:08Get your own fucking life, you prick!
1:15:10 > 1:15:12- Fuck!- What?!
1:15:15 > 1:15:16You could've fucking killed me!
1:15:16 > 1:15:18Killed the fucking controller.
1:15:20 > 1:15:22You threaten my family again...
1:15:24 > 1:15:26..like a leopard...
1:15:26 > 1:15:28I will shoot you...
1:15:28 > 1:15:29in the face.
1:15:31 > 1:15:33Right in the face. The face.
1:15:33 > 1:15:35- Listen, the boy's right.- What?!
1:15:35 > 1:15:37I said he's right.
1:15:37 > 1:15:40What the fuck does that make me, then? What does that make me?
1:15:40 > 1:15:42What does it make you? It makes you fucking wrong.
1:15:42 > 1:15:45The hell's wrong with you? Threatening the boy's family?
1:15:45 > 1:15:46You've gone too fucking far!
1:15:46 > 1:15:48Listen, don't worry, young blood.
1:15:48 > 1:15:50You'll get no more trouble from that fucking bumbaclart.
1:15:50 > 1:15:52HE PANTS
1:15:52 > 1:15:55You dare undermine me in front of my kebab?!
1:15:55 > 1:15:57- HE SHOUTS - Oh, fuck!
1:15:57 > 1:15:59THEY STRUGGLE AND SHOUT
1:15:59 > 1:16:00Agh, fuck!
1:16:00 > 1:16:03You're fucking breaking me neck! Get off me, you fucking fat git!
1:16:03 > 1:16:06- Fucking...- OK, OK.- What you saying?
1:16:06 > 1:16:09- You're the master! You're the master!- You reckon?- I can't breathe!
1:16:09 > 1:16:11Fucking hell!
1:16:11 > 1:16:13You can sleep on the top bunk. Please!
1:16:13 > 1:16:16Agh! Fucking...! I can't breathe!
1:16:16 > 1:16:18Me broken back! Agh!
1:17:04 > 1:17:06SQUEAKING
1:17:14 > 1:17:16CLOCK TICKS
1:17:21 > 1:17:22Uh!
1:17:25 > 1:17:28Why don't you go and sleep upstairs, mate?
1:17:28 > 1:17:31Do your back in, sleeping like that.
1:17:33 > 1:17:34What are you doing here?
1:17:35 > 1:17:37Help the aged, innit?
1:17:39 > 1:17:40Oh!
1:17:42 > 1:17:44What did I...?
1:17:44 > 1:17:46Don't ask.
1:17:46 > 1:17:47BIRDS CHEEP OUTSIDE
1:17:49 > 1:17:50Been wearing my coat?
1:17:54 > 1:17:55Just borrowing it, mate.
1:17:55 > 1:17:57Come on.
1:17:58 > 1:18:00Oh!
1:18:00 > 1:18:01Oh, thank you very much.
1:18:06 > 1:18:08I sorted it, sis.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10I did it.
1:18:10 > 1:18:12Like I said I would.
1:18:12 > 1:18:15- THROUGH INTERCOM:- 'Where have you been? Are you all right?
1:18:15 > 1:18:17Not only that...
1:18:34 > 1:18:36They aren't moving.
1:18:36 > 1:18:38No, they don't, you see?
1:18:38 > 1:18:40Can't you change the batteries?
1:18:40 > 1:18:41Um...
1:18:41 > 1:18:44Well, they don't take batteries, I'm afraid.
1:18:44 > 1:18:45Can I play with them?
1:18:45 > 1:18:49Sorry, little chum. It's just for looking at.
1:18:49 > 1:18:50Can you do this?
1:18:52 > 1:18:54Oh...
1:18:54 > 1:18:56Not so much any more.
1:18:57 > 1:18:58It's easy.
1:18:58 > 1:19:00Well, I'm too old for that.
1:19:00 > 1:19:03But when I was your age, I could do it easily.
1:19:03 > 1:19:04You were my age?
1:19:06 > 1:19:07Yeah, once upon a time.
1:19:10 > 1:19:12Will I be your age?
1:19:12 > 1:19:14Yep, one day, God willing.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17What's "God willing"?
1:19:17 > 1:19:19Oh, no-one knows.
1:19:19 > 1:19:21CLOCK TICKS
1:19:21 > 1:19:22Why did you say that?
1:19:22 > 1:19:24Oh, it's just old man's words.
1:19:26 > 1:19:27Why?
1:19:27 > 1:19:30Just something old men say.
1:19:30 > 1:19:31Why?
1:19:31 > 1:19:34The more you ask, the less sense it'll make.
1:19:34 > 1:19:36Why?
1:19:36 > 1:19:38Y is a crooked letter and you're no better.
1:19:38 > 1:19:40- HE LAUGHS - Come on.
1:19:41 > 1:19:43Come on.
1:19:46 > 1:19:48What's funny?
1:19:48 > 1:19:49Y is funny.
1:19:49 > 1:19:50Don't start that again.
1:19:50 > 1:19:52Why?
1:19:52 > 1:19:53Z.
1:19:53 > 1:19:55Got you.
1:19:59 > 1:20:01- PHILIP COUGHS - Oh!
1:20:12 > 1:20:15VEHICLE APPROACHES
1:22:09 > 1:22:10You'd never believe this shit, yeah?
1:22:10 > 1:22:12I heard Kevin killed Ninja Nigel, yeah?
1:22:12 > 1:22:14And now they're calling him Samurai Kevin, still!
1:22:14 > 1:22:16- Killed him?!- Killed him. - Killed him, man.
1:22:16 > 1:22:18Oh, yeah, listen, yeah. I heard something.
1:22:18 > 1:22:19Yeah, cos I heard, yeah...
1:22:19 > 1:22:22I heard that Samurai Kevin killed the Shadow Man.
1:22:22 > 1:22:25- The fuck?! - Who the fuck is the Shadow Man?!