Guys and Dolls

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# When you see a guy Reach for stars in the sky

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You can bet That he's doin' it for some doll

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# When you spot a John Waiting out in the rain

0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Chances are he's insane As only a John can be for a Jane

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# When you meet a Gent Paying all kinds of rent

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# For a flat That could flatten the Taj Mahal

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Call it sad, call it funny But it's better than even money

0:00:41 > 0:00:45# That the guy's only doin' it for some doll. #

0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Your eyes are the eyes

0:00:52 > 0:00:55# Of a woman in love

0:00:55 > 0:01:02# And, oh, how they give you away

0:01:02 > 0:01:05# Why try to deny

0:01:05 > 0:01:09# You're a woman in love

0:01:09 > 0:01:12# When I know very well

0:01:12 > 0:01:15# What I say... #

0:03:23 > 0:03:25HE WHISTLES

0:04:28 > 0:04:30TYRES SCREECH

0:04:48 > 0:04:50HE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:05:21 > 0:05:25BUGLE PLAYS FANFARE

0:05:27 > 0:05:30# I got the horse right here The name is Paul Revere

0:05:30 > 0:05:33# And here's a guy that says If the weather's clear

0:05:33 > 0:05:36# Can do Can do

0:05:36 > 0:05:39# This guy says the horse can do

0:05:39 > 0:05:42# If he says the horse can do

0:05:42 > 0:05:44# Can do Can do

0:05:44 > 0:05:46# I'm pickin' Valentine

0:05:46 > 0:05:49# Cos on the mornin' line The guy has got him figured

0:05:49 > 0:05:50# At five-to-nine

0:05:50 > 0:05:53# But make it epitaph He wins it by a half

0:05:53 > 0:05:56# According to this here In the telegraph

0:05:56 > 0:05:59# For Paul Revere, I'll bite I hear his foot's all right

0:05:59 > 0:06:02# Of course it all depends If it rained last night

0:06:02 > 0:06:05# I know it's Valentine The morning work looked fine

0:06:05 > 0:06:08# You know, the jockey's brother's A friend of mine

0:06:08 > 0:06:11# And just a minute, boys, I got the feedbox noise

0:06:11 > 0:06:14# It says the great-grandfather Was equipoise

0:06:14 > 0:06:16# I tell you, Paul Revere Now this is no bum steer

0:06:16 > 0:06:19# It's from a handicapper That's real sincere

0:06:19 > 0:06:22# I'm pickin' Valentine Cos on the mornin' line

0:06:22 > 0:06:25# The guy has got him figured At five-to-nine

0:06:25 > 0:06:28# So make it epitaph He wins it by a half

0:06:28 > 0:06:31# According to this here In the telegraph

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- # Epitaph - Valentine - Paul Revere

0:06:34 > 0:06:36ALL: # I got the horse

0:06:36 > 0:06:37ALL: # Right

0:06:37 > 0:06:43ALL: # Here! #

0:06:43 > 0:06:46BUGLE PLAYS FANFARE

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Extra! Read all about it!

0:06:53 > 0:06:57# Follow the fold and stray no more

0:06:57 > 0:06:59# Stray no more

0:06:59 > 0:07:01# Stray no more

0:07:01 > 0:07:05# Put down the bottle and we'll say no more

0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Follow, follow the fold

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# Before you take another swallow

0:07:09 > 0:07:13# Follow the fold and stray no more

0:07:13 > 0:07:15# Stray no more

0:07:15 > 0:07:17# Stray no more

0:07:17 > 0:07:21# Tear up your poker deck and play no more

0:07:21 > 0:07:24# Follow, follow the fold. #

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Friends, my name is Sarah Brown.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32This is no place to make a speech,

0:07:32 > 0:07:35and I'm not going to try.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38You don't want to be told how unhappy you are,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41you don't want to be told about the emptiness of your lives.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43You who drink too much,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46you who gamble at cards, dice, and horse racing,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48let us help you

0:07:48 > 0:07:50not to lose your hard-earned money

0:07:50 > 0:07:52in gambling dens and bookie joints.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54This doll has captured my attention.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Let us give you the strength to stop your drinking, your gambling.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59She has lost me.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Let us welcome you to the save-a-soul mission.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Come to me! Come to me!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Folks, you're going to call me a liar,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07think I ain't tellin' the truth

0:08:07 > 0:08:09because today I'm giving away

0:08:09 > 0:08:11solid gold watches for 1.00 each.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12That's right, my friends,

0:08:12 > 0:08:15a solid gold watch for one buck.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16All that glitters is not gold.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20More to be desired are the judgments of heaven.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Gold is not enough. - You say it's not enough?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Today only I'll include a nailbrush

0:08:25 > 0:08:26with a solid ivory top

0:08:26 > 0:08:29and a built-in, genuine magnetic compass.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30There you are.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32When you're brushing your nails,

0:08:32 > 0:08:34do you wonder where you're going?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Which way is north, east, south, west?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Which way are you going -

0:08:38 > 0:08:40down, down, down, or up to salvation?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Find out at the mission absolutely free.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46The nailbrush absolutely free! Don't crowd. Don't push.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48There's plenty of room for everybody.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52There's room for everybody in the kingdom of heaven, too.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Now, folks, I don't care whether you buy or not.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Let's pack up.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Did you notice how this time a lot of them stayed

0:09:02 > 0:09:05till you were almost halfway through your talk?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07If we could only sell them salvation for a buck -

0:09:07 > 0:09:10solid gold with an ivory top and a built-in compass.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Sarah, you don't suppose those watches

0:09:12 > 0:09:14could really be solid gold?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Uncle Arvide, don't you dare.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20That's right, my friends, a solid gold watch for one buck!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Harry the horse!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Benny Southstreet.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Since when do you yell out the name of a person

0:09:35 > 0:09:37in the open air, which is full of police?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40It was a friendly impulse. I lost my head.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43If I do not like you so much, this would now be a fact.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44You know Nicely-Nicely Johnson.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Of course. How goes everything?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Nicely-nicely, thank you.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I have been waiting to hear from Nathan Detroit

0:09:51 > 0:09:55what will be the location of his crap game.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57We don't know yet. Nathan's been looking around.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59But as you know, he's very hard to please.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Confidentially, the heat is on very hot.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- And it is making Nathan sweat. - That's too bad.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I would dislike to take my trade elsewhere,

0:10:06 > 0:10:09but I'm loaded and looking for action.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11I've just acquired 5,000 fish.

0:10:11 > 0:10:155,000? If it can be told, where did you take on

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- this fine bundle of lettuce? - I have nothing to hide.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I collected the reward on my father.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34It is an advantage to have a successful father.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Nobody wanted my old man for as much as 500.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'm worried about Nathan. Harry's not the only one.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42There's a lot of loose money around now.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Everybody's looking for some action.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- If Nathan doesn't find a place... - SHOP BELL JINGLES

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Why, Lieutenant Brannigan. Mr Southstreet,

0:10:53 > 0:10:57it is Lieutenant Brannigan of the New York City police department.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Have either of you seen Nathan Detroit?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Which Nathan Detroit is that?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Your boss Nathan Detroit.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12The Nathan Detroit who runs a floating crap game.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Floating crap game?- On a boat?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16A crap game that moves to different spots

0:11:16 > 0:11:18so the police can't find it.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Sounds like a very difficult thing to do.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22You should know since it's your job

0:11:22 > 0:11:25to rustle up the customers and tell 'em where it is.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Especially with a famous detective like you putting on the heat.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30You can give just that message to Detroit.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Tell him Brannigan says

0:11:31 > 0:11:33he's not finding a spot for his crap game

0:11:33 > 0:11:36because everybody knows Brannigan's put on the heat,

0:11:36 > 0:11:39and Brannigan's breathing down everybody's neck.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Nathan, you're lucky. You just missed Brannigan.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'm lucky. I just missed Brannigan.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54He left a message. He said to tell you...

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I am not going to find a place

0:11:56 > 0:11:59for my crap game, because everybody knows

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Brannigan's turned on the heat.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Brannigan's breathing down everybody's neck.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04That's what he said.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Won't any of the regular places take a chance,

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- seeing it's you?- Seeing it's me, no.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Except one. Joey Biltmore's garage.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Joey said he might take a chance...for 1,000.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- 1,000!- In advance and in cash.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37He would not even take my marker.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41This I do not believe! Joey Biltmore will not take your marker.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44You've got no idea what a breath this Brannigan has got.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Alter all, a marker's not just a paper saying,

0:12:46 > 0:12:48"I owe you 1,000, signed Nathan Detroit."

0:12:48 > 0:12:53A marker is the one pledge a guy cannot Welsh on. Never.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55It's like not saluting the flag.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01It does not seem possible - me without a livelihood.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Why, I've been running the crap game since I was a juvenile delinquent.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10But, Nathan, the situation's desperate.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12You have got to think of something.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15My only thought costs 1,000.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I cannot even afford to think.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21I'm broke. I'm so broke I couldn't even buy a present for Adelaide today.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Is it her birthday?

0:13:22 > 0:13:27It is mine and Adelaide's 14th anniversary.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30We are engaged 14 years today.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Nathan, you must concentrate on a game.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35The town's up to here with high players. The Greek's in town.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Brandy Bottle-base.- Scranton slim.- I know. I know.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42I could make a fortune, but to make a fortune, I need a fortune.

0:13:42 > 0:13:461,000 bucks. Where do I get it?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53# The Biltmore garage wants a grand

0:13:53 > 0:13:56# But we ain't got a grand on hand

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# And they now have a lock on the door

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# To the gym at public school 84

0:14:02 > 0:14:05# There's the stockroom behind McCloskey's bar

0:14:05 > 0:14:08# But Mrs McCloskey ain't a good scout

0:14:08 > 0:14:11# And things bein' how they are

0:14:11 > 0:14:15# The back of the police station is out

0:14:15 > 0:14:18BOTH: # So the Biltmore garage is the spot

0:14:18 > 0:14:21# But the 1,000 bucks we ain't got

0:14:21 > 0:14:25# Why, it's good old reliable Nathan

0:14:25 > 0:14:28# Nathan, Nathan Nathan Detroit

0:14:28 > 0:14:32# If you're lookin' for action He'll furnish the spot

0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Even when the heat is on It's never too hot

0:14:35 > 0:14:39# Not for good old reliable Nathan

0:14:39 > 0:14:42# For it's always just a short walk

0:14:42 > 0:14:46# To the oldest established Permanent floating

0:14:46 > 0:14:51# Crap game in New York

0:14:51 > 0:14:54# There are well-heeled shooters Everywhere, everywhere

0:14:54 > 0:14:58# There are well-heeled shooters everywhere

0:14:58 > 0:14:59# And an awful lot of lettuce

0:14:59 > 0:15:02# For the fella who can get us there

0:15:02 > 0:15:04# If we only had a lousy little grand

0:15:04 > 0:15:06# We could be a millionaire

0:15:06 > 0:15:09# That's good old reliable Nathan

0:15:09 > 0:15:13# Nathan, Nathan Nathan Detroit

0:15:13 > 0:15:17# If the size of your bundle You want to increase

0:15:17 > 0:15:20# I'll arrange that you go broke In quiet and peace

0:15:20 > 0:15:23# In a hideout provided by Nathan

0:15:23 > 0:15:26# Where there are no neighbours to squawk

0:15:26 > 0:15:30# It's the oldest established Permanent floating

0:15:30 > 0:15:34# Crap game in New York

0:15:34 > 0:15:38# Where's the action? Where's the game?

0:15:38 > 0:15:43# Gotta have the game or we'll die from shame

0:15:44 > 0:15:47# It's the oldest established

0:15:47 > 0:15:50# Permanent floating

0:15:50 > 0:15:52# Crap game

0:15:52 > 0:15:54# In

0:15:54 > 0:16:01# New York! #

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Gentlemen, I am deeply touched by your faith and loyalty.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Gentlemen, do not worry.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Nathan Detroit's crap game will float again.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Nathan, guess who's sitting in Mindy's right now

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- eating a steak breakfast? - Hitler.- Wrong. Sky Masterson.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Sky Masterson's in town.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35This should be the greatest crap game of your career.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Where's it going to be?

0:16:37 > 0:16:38City hall. Mayor's office.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- What time? - We will leave you know, Angie.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Sky Masterson, the highest player of them all.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50What a spot I'm in.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Does he bet higher than the Greek?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Why do you think they call him Sky?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Once, with my own eyes, I saw him bet 5,000 bucks

0:16:57 > 0:17:00that one raindrop would beat another down the window.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Another time he was sick, and he would not take penicillin.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11He bet his fever would go to 104. Always makes crazy bets like that.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Did he win?

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Him and his crazy bets, he got lucky. It went to 106.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21So why don't I bet him?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Why don't I bet him 1,000 on something?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Max, what's the matter, no Danish today?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31It's a holiday in Denmark, how do I know?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34All these years, you've brought me Danish.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35So we ain't got Danish today.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Today I'm bringing you cheesecake. You want strudel instead?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- I'll bring you strudel.- I don't like strudel.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44So eat the cheesecake. Live it up a little.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I do not understand you, Nathan.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Everybody's crazy about Mindy's cheesecake and strudel.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- They must sell thousands of portions every day.- That's just it.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Everybody's on cheesecake and strudel.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Makes me feel like I'm playing a favourite.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Playing the favourite...

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Nicely, Benny... I want you to go into the kitchen,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07and find out exactly how many pieces of cheesecake they sold yesterday.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Also, how many pieces of strudel.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12How much cheesecake? How much strudel?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Why do you want to know?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18I'm investigating for the FBI. Go!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Brannigan! Stop breathing down my neck.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Why, Nathan.- Adelaide. Doll.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41How could you think I was Lieutenant Brannigan?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44We don't even use the same perfume.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I was kind of daydreaming, I guess.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51I don't dream about detectives, even in the daytime.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Do you know what I dream about?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56You. And your career as a businessman

0:18:56 > 0:18:59in a normal business, and our career together

0:18:59 > 0:19:03as a normal husband and wife.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Ah-choo!- Gesundheit!- Thank you.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Your cold does not seem to be getting better.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11It comes and goes. It's just a chronic condition.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Even if it is, it sure hangs on.

0:19:14 > 0:19:20Nathan, speaking of chronic conditions...

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Happy Anniversary.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Guess what's inside.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- 1,000 bucks?- I only wish it was.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Go on, open it up.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41"Mr Nathan Detroit, General Manager."

0:19:41 > 0:19:46- General Manager of what? - Whatever you set your mind on.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48I have faith.

0:19:48 > 0:19:53Adelaide, I... I do not have a present for you.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I don't mind if you don't give me a present.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59It makes me feel like we were married.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Nathan, darling, there isn't anything I couldn't do without,

0:20:02 > 0:20:07just as long as you don't start running that crap game again.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Crap game? Adelaide, didn't I promise you?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- 1,200 cheesecake, 1,500 strudel. - What?

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Yesterday Mindy's sold 1,200 cheesecake and 1,500 strudel.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20More strudel than cheesecake. Are you sure?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Straight from the baker's mouth. - What's this all about?

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Statistics. Things a businessman has to have at his fingertips.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Hey, any news yet?- I will leave you know.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I'm getting impatient, Detroit.

0:20:31 > 0:20:37- And what was that about? - His wife's having a baby.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42- But why is he asking you? - He's nervous. It's his first wife.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Look, Adelaide,

0:20:49 > 0:20:52I'm expecting a fellow on an important business conference.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Suddenly I get a suspicion you are trying to get rid of me.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- No, doll, no, it's just this fella does big business.- Supermarkets?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Super super. With him, business is business. Dolls make him nervous.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Besides, you're late for your rehearsal.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Nicely, you and Benny take Adelaide by cab.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08It's only a couple blocks.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11The streets are covered with tourists.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I do not want you molested.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Nathan, darling, you are the most thoughtful man that ever lived.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21- But who's going to pay for the cab?- I am, of course.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Sky Masterson.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Detroit.- Can I believe my eyes, is it really you?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46How goes your percentage of life, Nathan?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Not bad. And you?- Healthy at the moment.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Sit for a minute. Relax. Talk. Maybe you're in a hurry.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56My daddy always said there's only one time a man should be in a hurry,

0:21:56 > 0:21:58when the cops are coming up the stairs.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01How about some coffee? Maybe a piece of cheesecake?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04No, thanks. I'm pleased to hear things go well.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07From communiques received in Las Vegas,

0:22:07 > 0:22:09we understood Brannigan was corking up the town.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Ah, who worries about Brannigan? How was Vegas?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Paradise for two weeks.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18For two weeks I gambled in green pastures...

0:22:18 > 0:22:21the dice were my cousins, and the dolls were agreeable,

0:22:21 > 0:22:22with nice teeth and no last names.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Sure I cannot offer you cheesecake or maybe strudel?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28No, thanks. I just ate.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31How long will you be in town?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Only for tonight. Tomorrow I fly to Havana.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Sky.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Don't think I am a pest,

0:22:38 > 0:22:41but eat this last bite of cheesecake.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Honestly, I couldn't swallow a mouthful.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- How is Adelaide?- Fine, fine.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51I suppose one day you'll be getting married.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- We all got to go sometime. - But, Nathan, we can fight it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58The companionship of a doll is a pleasant thing

0:22:58 > 0:23:01even for a period running into months.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03But for a lifelong relationship,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06no doll can take the place of aces back to back.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Still, you'll admit Mindy's cheesecake

0:23:08 > 0:23:10is the greatest cheesecake alive.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Gladly.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Furthermore, I'm quite partial to Mindy's cheesecake.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20And although you might disagree, many people prefer Mindy's strudel.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Do you disagree?

0:23:21 > 0:23:25It is my understanding that the United States constitution

0:23:25 > 0:23:28allows everybody their free choice between cheesecake and strudel.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I would be interested to hear...

0:23:32 > 0:23:34offhand, would you say

0:23:34 > 0:23:37that Mindy's sells more cheesecake or more strudel?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Going strictly by my personal preference,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'd say more cheesecake than strudel.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44For how much?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46- What?- For how much?

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Why, Nathan, I never knew you to lay money on the line.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54You always take your bite off the top.

0:23:54 > 0:23:591,000 bucks says yesterday Mindy's sold more strudel than cheesecake.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Nathan, let me tell you a story.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Have we got a bet?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05On the day I left home to make my way in the world,

0:24:05 > 0:24:08my daddy took me to one side.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10"Son," my daddy says to me,

0:24:10 > 0:24:13"I'm sorry I'm not able to bankroll you

0:24:13 > 0:24:15"to a very large start.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18"But not able to get you rolling,

0:24:18 > 0:24:21"instead, I'll stake you to some valuable advice.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23"One day in your travels,

0:24:23 > 0:24:27"a guy will show you a brand-new deck of cards

0:24:27 > 0:24:29"on which the seal is not yet broken.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31"Then he'll offer to bet you

0:24:31 > 0:24:34"that he can make the Jack of spades

0:24:34 > 0:24:37"jump out and squirt cider on your ear.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40"Son, you do not accept this bet,

0:24:40 > 0:24:42"because as sure as you stand there

0:24:42 > 0:24:46"you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider."

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Now, I do not suggest

0:24:48 > 0:24:50you've been clocking Mindy's cheesecake.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Would I do such a thing?

0:24:52 > 0:24:54However, if you're really looking for action,

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I will bet you the same 1,000

0:24:56 > 0:25:00you cannot name the colour tie you have on.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Have we got a bet?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07No bet.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Polka dots.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13In the whole world, nobody but Nathan Detroit

0:25:13 > 0:25:16could blow 1,000 bucks on polka dots.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- Hi, Sky.- How goes it, Sky?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Healthy at the moment. And with you, Nicely?

0:25:25 > 0:25:30Nicely-nicely, thanks. Nathan? What's wrong? You look sick.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33A temporary disorder. The cheesecake backed up on him.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37Maybe that's why they said they sell more strudel.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Adelaide gave us a message.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43Pick her up after the show and don't be late.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Yes, dear. I mean, OK.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48"Yes, dear"? This is husband talk.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Nathan, you are trapped. Adelaide is the kind of doll

0:25:52 > 0:25:57- most difficult to unload.- I don't want to unload her. I love her.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00If a guy does not have a doll, who would holler on him?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02A doll is a necessity.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Like I told you, I'm not putting the knock on dolls.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07It's just that they are something to have around when they come in handy,

0:26:07 > 0:26:11like cough drops. And the proof that I am right is that dolls are

0:26:11 > 0:26:13available all over the place as far as the eye can see.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Not dolls like Adelaide.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Nathan, nothing personal,

0:26:16 > 0:26:19and no offence, but, figuring weight for age,

0:26:19 > 0:26:20all dolls are the same.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22All dolls are the same?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25As far as the eye can see.

0:26:25 > 0:26:30It seems a doll would come in handy on a trip to Havana.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33This being the case, how come you ain't got one?

0:26:33 > 0:26:34How come you're going alone?

0:26:34 > 0:26:38A matter of choice. If I wish to take a doll,

0:26:38 > 0:26:41the supply is more than Woolworth has beads.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Not high-class dolls.- There's only one class -

0:26:43 > 0:26:45indivisible, interchangeable.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48A doll is a doll. All dolls. Any doll. You name her.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Any doll? Will you bet on that?

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Would you bet 1,000 bucks that if I name a doll,

0:26:52 > 0:26:54you can take the same doll to Havana with you tomorrow?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56You've got yourself a bet.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02MISSION BAND PLAYS

0:27:05 > 0:27:07I name her.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12- Her?- Sergeant Sarah Brown.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Daddy... I got cider in my ear.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34It is my fault, you know.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37It's not the mission, it's me.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41I can't do the job that has to be done. I'm a failure.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44I'd be doing the right thing

0:27:44 > 0:27:48if I resigned and went home to Boston.

0:27:48 > 0:27:53Sarah. Should you be able to bend a solid gold watch?

0:27:53 > 0:27:56- Of course not. - That's what I thought.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Why do you want to go home,

0:28:03 > 0:28:05because there aren't any sinners in Boston?

0:28:05 > 0:28:07What have I accomplished here?

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Surrounded by thousands depraved characters,

0:28:09 > 0:28:12and after months of hard work an empty mission.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Sarah, I'm ashamed of you.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Just because the riffraff of Broadway didn't break down that door

0:28:17 > 0:28:20the minute they heard you were in charge of mission.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24These aren't small-town delinquents who drink too much Saturday night.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27You're up against the devil's first-string troops,

0:28:27 > 0:28:29an army of devil's disciples.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Do you take sinners here?

0:28:32 > 0:28:36At any time of day or night, son. Come right in and sit down.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39- Cup of coffee and a doughnut? - Just coffee, thanks.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42I'm not here because I'm poor and hungry...

0:28:42 > 0:28:44not for food, that is.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47"Blessed are they which do hunger after righteousness."

0:28:47 > 0:28:51"Hunger and thirst after righteousness." Yes, sir, that's it.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53My name's Arvide Abernathy.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56The young lady is Sergeant Sarah Brown.

0:28:56 > 0:29:00- To you, brother Arvide and sister Sarah. Sit down, son.- How do you do?

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Brother Sky. Hello, sister Sarah.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Is that your name? Sky? - Sky Masterson.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09- What is it that troubles you, Mr Masterson?- Brother Sky.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Brother Sky. I gather you're not in need of money.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15I'm healthy at the moment. It can change.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Are only the unhappy poor welcome here?

0:29:18 > 0:29:20What are you unhappy about, son?

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Ahem. Gambling.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26Well, apparently you are a successful gambler.

0:29:27 > 0:29:31Is it wrong to gamble or only to lose?

0:29:31 > 0:29:34I better come back for help when I'm broke.

0:29:34 > 0:29:35Oh, please don't misunderstand.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38It's just unusual for a successful sinner

0:29:38 > 0:29:40to be unhappy about sin.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Besides, my unhappiness came up very suddenly. Maybe it'll go away.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46We can keep you unhappy. Give us a chance.

0:29:46 > 0:29:51You don't look like a gambler at heart. What made you take it up?

0:29:51 > 0:29:52Evil companions.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Evil companions who are always offering sucker bets.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Just what is a sucker bet?

0:29:58 > 0:30:00A bet that's reserved for suckers.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04For a gambler, getting sucked in is most humiliating,

0:30:04 > 0:30:07but losing means you're marked as a chump.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09So you must go all out to win such a bet.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13Is that so terrible, being marked as a chump?

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Among my people, being a chump is like losing your citizenship.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18A chump is an outsider,

0:30:18 > 0:30:21a yokel who'll buy anything with varnish on it.

0:30:21 > 0:30:25- Like a solid gold watch for 1.00? - This is a real chump.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28Well, I think I'll get some rest before we go out again.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Brother Sky, I'm glad you found us.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33You can stay here and talk to sister Sarah.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Whatever your problems are, she'll have the answer.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38- I hope so.- I know so.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41If there's one thing sister Sarah never fails in,

0:30:41 > 0:30:45it's solving other people's problems.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52What did he mean by that?

0:30:52 > 0:30:56The way he said it - you never fail solving other people's problems.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Haven't we changed places, Mr Masterson?

0:30:58 > 0:31:02Brother Sky. Why do you have trouble calling me brother Sky?

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Brother Sky, aren't we supposed to be discussing your problems?

0:31:05 > 0:31:08It just struck me that maybe nonsinners also have problems.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11If you're sincerely interested in giving up gambling,

0:31:11 > 0:31:15Mr... Brother Sky, reading these pamphlets will help you.

0:31:15 > 0:31:19My daddy always said reading pamphlets never made anybody give up anything.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21I had a more personal help in mind.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24We're having a midnight prayer meeting Thursday.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Thursday's the day after tomorrow.

0:31:26 > 0:31:27Who's going to help me between now and then?

0:31:27 > 0:31:31Well, our doors are always open. Come in anytime.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35You know what I think, sister Sarah?

0:31:35 > 0:31:38I think you not only don't want to help me,

0:31:38 > 0:31:41- but for some reason, you're against me.- I'm afraid that's true.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44I don't trust you, Mr Masterson.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- Brother Sky.- Mr Masterson.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50- You don't believe I'm a sinner, do you?- I prepared to believe you're

0:31:50 > 0:31:53the biggest sinner I've ever met in my life.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56But you don't believe I want to repent.

0:31:58 > 0:31:59Is that it?

0:32:03 > 0:32:09All of a sudden you want a cup of coffee.

0:32:09 > 0:32:10Did it ever occur to you

0:32:10 > 0:32:13some people could be all repentance and no sin?

0:32:13 > 0:32:17I may start a chain of missions to help your kind.

0:32:17 > 0:32:18"Come all ye repenters.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21"and us bring a little sin into your life."

0:32:21 > 0:32:25"There is no peace onto the wicked. Proverbs."

0:32:25 > 0:32:26This is wrong.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29Let's say it's a matter of opinion, shall we?

0:32:29 > 0:32:32I made a statement of fact. It's wrong.

0:32:32 > 0:32:33How dare you?

0:32:33 > 0:32:37Even if it's not a church, it is a mission!

0:32:37 > 0:32:41- How dare you blaspheme? - How dare you misquote the bible?

0:32:41 > 0:32:46- It's Isaiah, not proverbs. - Of course it's proverbs.- Isaiah.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Chapter 57, verse 20 or 21.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Would you like to bet on it?

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Not money, just a nice sociable bet.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Isaiah?

0:33:00 > 0:33:01Isaiah.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04I imagine there's only one thing that's been in as many hotel rooms

0:33:04 > 0:33:08as I have, the Gideon bible. Never tangle with me on the good book.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11I must've read it through at least a dozen times.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14- If that didn't help... - Who says it wasn't?

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Once I found a three-horse parlay -

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Mr Masterson, why did you come in here?

0:33:22 > 0:33:24I told you, I'm an unhappy sinner.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Excuse me, but you're a liar. - Excuse me, but lying is not my sin.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30I'm not interested in a 1.00 gold watch.

0:33:30 > 0:33:34We'll lay it on the line. We'll deal the hand open.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Could you say that in English? - Sergeant, I'm sure you've earned

0:33:37 > 0:33:40your stripes courageously in active combat against the devil.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43- There's no need to be sarcastic.- But not on this particular battlefield

0:33:43 > 0:33:46against the devil's first-line troops.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Because you can't get at the enemy. Sergeant,

0:33:48 > 0:33:50- this mission is laying an egg. - You have no way of knowing that.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52I've got lots of ways of knowing.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54You are stuck with a storeful of repentance and no customers.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Without sinners, what is repentance? It doesn't exist.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59So you're stuck with a storeful of nothing.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03- Now, do I give you fair rundown?- I wouldn't know.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07- I've never had a rundown.- Would you be open to a proposition?

0:34:07 > 0:34:09I've had those. No.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Don't flatter yourself. I'm talking business.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14I'm in a position to supply you

0:34:14 > 0:34:17with the raw material you need for your work, namely sinners.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20- How?- That's my work.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22When is this big midnight meeting?

0:34:22 > 0:34:23Thursday, day after tomorrow.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26I guarantee to supply that meeting

0:34:26 > 0:34:28with at least one dozen genuine sinners.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Whether they repent is up to you.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32Thank you. That seems to be a fair rundown.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35Now, if you will excuse me.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Just a minute, sister Sarah.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41This is not charity contribution I'm making. This is a business

0:34:41 > 0:34:43transaction. Something you want for something I want.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45And what is that?

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Have dinner with me tomorrow night.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58Why should that be something you want?

0:34:58 > 0:35:01Maybe because I think I'll be hungry tomorrow night.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Keep this. My marker.- Your what?

0:35:04 > 0:35:06My IOU for at least one dozen genuine sinners

0:35:06 > 0:35:08delivered as described.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- I'll pick you up tomorrow at noon. - At noon for dinner?

0:35:12 > 0:35:16It takes time to get to the El Cafe Cabano.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19- El cafe Cabano. Where's that? - Havana.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22- Havana, Cuba?- What other Havanas are there?

0:35:22 > 0:35:25You're taking me to dinner in Havana, Cuba?

0:35:25 > 0:35:27They eat in Cuba, same as we do.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30What do you take me for, a... a chump?

0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Ah-ah! Isaiah's on the back. - You get out of here!

0:35:32 > 0:35:34What are they worth to you?

0:35:34 > 0:35:36At least one dozen genuine sinners ready for salvation.

0:35:36 > 0:35:40What are they worth to you, a chicken salad in a tearoom?

0:35:40 > 0:35:42One last word, sergeant.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45I don't want you walking out of here thinking the reason you're upset

0:35:45 > 0:35:48is because some black-hearted sinner made improper advances...

0:35:48 > 0:35:50It's none of your business.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53..to a virtuous young lady with a shining white soul.

0:35:53 > 0:35:59Any sinful thoughts present in this room come out of you, doll, not me.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02You're quite right. I'm nothing but a repressed, neurotic girl.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06I've read two whole books on the subject. Abnormally attracted to sin

0:36:06 > 0:36:08and therefore, abnormally afraid of it.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11You're not the first to try that approach.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13I'm happy to know that I am not the first man

0:36:13 > 0:36:15to ever try to approach you at all.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17You're not even close.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20I imagine by now you've succeeded in blocking all possible approaches,

0:36:20 > 0:36:23- haven't you?- Except for a few you wouldn't know about I'm afraid.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27Well, of course, I only know the ones on the outskirts of society.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30What are the approaches like on the inskirts?

0:36:30 > 0:36:32All paved with honourable intentions?

0:36:32 > 0:36:35- I wonder what he'll be like.- Who?

0:36:35 > 0:36:41That upright, downright, forthright square with his close-shaved chin up

0:36:41 > 0:36:45who, right now somewhere, is marching along the proper approach

0:36:45 > 0:36:47to proper you. What'll he be like?

0:36:47 > 0:36:50He will not be a gambler.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54I know better than you what he won't be. But what will he be?

0:36:54 > 0:36:59- How will you know when he gets to you?- Don't worry, I'll know.

0:36:59 > 0:37:03# For I've imagined every bit of him

0:37:03 > 0:37:06# From his strong moral fibre

0:37:06 > 0:37:09# To the wisdom in his head

0:37:09 > 0:37:14# To the homey aroma of his pipe

0:37:14 > 0:37:17# You have wished yourself A small-town Galahad

0:37:17 > 0:37:20# The breakfast-eating four-button type

0:37:20 > 0:37:27# And I shall meet him When the time is ripe

0:37:27 > 0:37:30# I'll know

0:37:30 > 0:37:33# When my love comes along

0:37:33 > 0:37:35# I won't

0:37:35 > 0:37:38# Take a chance

0:37:38 > 0:37:42# For, oh

0:37:42 > 0:37:45# He'll be just what I need

0:37:45 > 0:37:49# Not some fly-by-night Broadway romance

0:37:49 > 0:37:54# And you'll know at a glance By the two pair of pants

0:37:54 > 0:37:57# I'll know

0:37:57 > 0:38:00# By his calm, steady voice

0:38:00 > 0:38:05# Those feet on the ground

0:38:05 > 0:38:09# I'll know

0:38:09 > 0:38:13# As I run to his arms

0:38:13 > 0:38:16# That at last I've come home

0:38:16 > 0:38:20# Safe and sound

0:38:20 > 0:38:24# Until then I shall wait

0:38:24 > 0:38:31# Until then I'll be strong

0:38:32 > 0:38:36# For I'll know

0:38:36 > 0:38:41# When my love

0:38:41 > 0:38:45# Comes along

0:38:45 > 0:38:50# Mine will come As a surprise to me

0:38:51 > 0:38:56# Mine I leave to chance And chemistry. #

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Chemistry?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Yeah, chemistry.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04# Suddenly I'll know

0:39:04 > 0:39:08# When my love comes along

0:39:08 > 0:39:12# I'll know Then and there

0:39:12 > 0:39:15# I'll know

0:39:15 > 0:39:18# At the sight of her face

0:39:18 > 0:39:23# How I care, how I care How I care

0:39:23 > 0:39:29# And I'll stop And I'll stare

0:39:29 > 0:39:33# And I'll know

0:39:33 > 0:39:37# Long before we can speak I'll know

0:39:37 > 0:39:43# In my heart I'll know

0:39:43 > 0:39:47# And I won't ever ask Am I right?

0:39:47 > 0:39:50# Am I wise? Am I smart?

0:39:50 > 0:39:54# But I'll stop And I'll stare

0:39:54 > 0:40:01# At that face In the throng

0:40:03 > 0:40:08# Yes, I'll know

0:40:08 > 0:40:11# When my love

0:40:11 > 0:40:16# Comes along. #

0:40:55 > 0:41:01Mm-hmm. Well, that makes it necessary for me to drop back again.

0:41:01 > 0:41:05Matthew 5:39. Don't bother looking it up.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08It's the bit about the other cheek.

0:41:37 > 0:41:38I know, Joey,

0:41:38 > 0:41:41but the 1,000 bucks is guaranteed.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44What? It's a bet I cannot lose.

0:41:44 > 0:41:45I bet Sky Masterson

0:41:45 > 0:41:49he could not take a certain doll to Havana.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Not this doll. Not this doll.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Now the grand finale of our round-the-world revue.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59The Hotbox takes you out to the alley

0:41:59 > 0:42:01with Miss Adelaide and her Alley Kittens.

0:42:04 > 0:42:08Meow!

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Meow!

0:42:17 > 0:42:18Meow!

0:42:25 > 0:42:28- CORKS POP - Meow!

0:42:36 > 0:42:37- ALL:- Hello!

0:42:43 > 0:42:44- ALL:- Prrr!

0:42:45 > 0:42:47- ALL:- Prrr!

0:43:05 > 0:43:06- ALL:- Ohh!

0:43:20 > 0:43:22# One meow, two meow three meow, scat

0:43:22 > 0:43:24# What's the initial of my pet tomcat?

0:43:24 > 0:43:26# Is it A-B-C-D-E-F-G?

0:43:26 > 0:43:29# Is it H or J or L-M-N-O-P?

0:43:29 > 0:43:31# Is it L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T?

0:43:31 > 0:43:34# No, it's U You're the cat for me! #

0:43:45 > 0:43:47- ALL:- Meow!

0:43:47 > 0:43:49- ALL:- Meow!

0:43:53 > 0:43:55- ALL:- Uh-uh.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08# You know you've been mean to me

0:44:08 > 0:44:12# And you know when you're mean to me

0:44:12 > 0:44:18# How it always makes me wanna roam

0:44:18 > 0:44:21# And you know there's a danger

0:44:21 > 0:44:26# That some gentle stranger

0:44:27 > 0:44:29# Might pick me up

0:44:29 > 0:44:34# And make me feel at home

0:44:34 > 0:44:37# So pet me, papa papa, pet me nice

0:44:37 > 0:44:39# Meow Meow

0:44:39 > 0:44:42# Ooh, pet me, papa Papa, melt the ice

0:44:42 > 0:44:44# And you know how

0:44:44 > 0:44:47# If you don't want me out roamin' the city

0:44:47 > 0:44:49# Talk to me pretty Here, kitty kitty

0:44:49 > 0:44:52# And pet me, papa Papa, pet me nice

0:44:53 > 0:44:56# Ooh, pet me, papa Papa, pet me good

0:44:56 > 0:44:58# Meow Meow

0:44:58 > 0:45:01# Pet me, papa Proper, like you should

0:45:01 > 0:45:04# And you know how

0:45:04 > 0:45:06# If you care to keep me Home by the fire

0:45:06 > 0:45:09# 'Specially when it's time to retire

0:45:09 > 0:45:12# Then pet me, papa Papa, pet me good

0:45:13 > 0:45:18# Warm up my saucer of milk And maybe I'll purr

0:45:18 > 0:45:22# Lay out my cushion of silk Don't rumple my fur. #

0:45:22 > 0:45:23THEY HISS

0:45:23 > 0:45:25# Just reach over and

0:45:25 > 0:45:29# Pet me, papa Papa, melt the ice

0:45:29 > 0:45:32# If you don't want me out roamin' the city

0:45:32 > 0:45:34# Talk to me pretty Here, kitty kitty

0:45:34 > 0:45:39# And pet me, papa That's my good advice

0:45:39 > 0:45:42# Pet me, papa Meow

0:45:42 > 0:45:44# Pet me, papa Rrruff!

0:45:44 > 0:45:48# Pet me, papa Papa, pet me...

0:45:48 > 0:45:49# That'll get me!

0:45:49 > 0:45:56# Pet me, papa Papa, pet me nice! #

0:45:56 > 0:45:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:58 > 0:46:02Look, Joey, I gotta hang up. Can I at least tell the guys that the

0:46:02 > 0:46:04game will be at your garage tomorrow night?

0:46:04 > 0:46:07Joey, I would gladly pay you in advance,

0:46:07 > 0:46:09but I will not get the money until tomorrow.

0:46:09 > 0:46:13I got to have time to spread the word around.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15Joey, listen to...

0:46:15 > 0:46:17Yes, Joey.

0:46:17 > 0:46:18Yes, Joey.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Drop dead, Joey.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22Yes, Joey.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Oh, Nathan, darling.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32You got here early. It's so thrilling

0:46:32 > 0:46:34to find you waiting for me

0:46:34 > 0:46:38just like we were married and I was coming home from work.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41You wouldn't make me stop working, would you?

0:46:41 > 0:46:43That would be cruel.

0:46:43 > 0:46:44A doll like you could earn good money

0:46:44 > 0:46:46for another ten years, easy.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49Sweet. And you were reading my book, too.

0:46:49 > 0:46:53See? I told you reading don't make people go blind.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57- It's very interesting, isn't it?- What is?

0:46:57 > 0:46:58Oh, the book. Yeah.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00The doctor gave it to me.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03He thought it might help me get rid of my cold.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05With a book?

0:47:05 > 0:47:06The doctor thinks my cold

0:47:06 > 0:47:09might possibly be caused by psychology.

0:47:09 > 0:47:13Ah... How does he know you got psychology?

0:47:13 > 0:47:18Nathan, everybody has got it. And female psychology explains

0:47:18 > 0:47:22why certain girls do certain kinds of things.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24It's all in the book.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Must be some book.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31Uh... would it tell you

0:47:31 > 0:47:35what kind of a doll would go for a guy

0:47:35 > 0:47:37which you wouldn't think she would do so?

0:47:37 > 0:47:42Nathan, no matter how terrible a fella seems,

0:47:42 > 0:47:45you can never be sure that some girl won't go for him.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48Take us.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Get dressed. We'll go eat.

0:47:52 > 0:47:57Uh... starting next week, Nathan, I will be getting a raise in salary.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Where does it say what different dolls will do?

0:48:00 > 0:48:05- You're not even listening to me! Ah-choo!- Gesundheit.

0:48:05 > 0:48:09I'll be making enough for us to finally get married.

0:48:09 > 0:48:10What do you think?

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Hmm? Oh, of course we'll get married...

0:48:13 > 0:48:14sooner or later.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17Nathan, after 14 years, it is already too late to be sooner,

0:48:17 > 0:48:21and if it gets much later, soon, it will be too late even to be later.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23- Ah-choo!- Gesundheit.

0:48:23 > 0:48:28Besides, Nathan, I don't know what to do about mother.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30Mother? What about your mother?

0:48:30 > 0:48:33Nathan, this is something that I haven't told you before,

0:48:33 > 0:48:36but my mother, back in Rhode island,

0:48:36 > 0:48:40she thinks that...that we are already married.

0:48:40 > 0:48:42How could she think such a thing?

0:48:42 > 0:48:46Maybe because I wrote her that we were already married.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49That would make her think so.

0:48:49 > 0:48:53Nathan, in Rhode island, people do not remain engaged for 14 years.

0:48:53 > 0:48:55They get married.

0:48:55 > 0:48:58So how come it's such a small state?

0:48:58 > 0:49:00Furthermore, after about two years...

0:49:00 > 0:49:03after about two years, we...

0:49:03 > 0:49:06- We got a divorce?- We had a baby.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09You wrote your mother we had a baby?

0:49:09 > 0:49:13I had to, Nathan. Mother kept after me,

0:49:13 > 0:49:16and finally I just ran out of excuses.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19- And what type baby was it?- It was a boy.

0:49:19 > 0:49:24- I named it after you, Nathan.- Thank you.- You're welcome.

0:49:24 > 0:49:28And tell me, what has Nathan Jr been doing all these years?

0:49:28 > 0:49:31Well, right now he's in boarding school.

0:49:31 > 0:49:36I wrote mother that he won the football game last Saturday.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39I wish I had a bet on it.

0:49:39 > 0:49:40But, Nathan, that...

0:49:42 > 0:49:44..that isn't all.

0:49:44 > 0:49:48Don't tell me we also have got an Adelaide Jr?

0:49:48 > 0:49:52All these years, Nathan. Mother believes in big families,

0:49:52 > 0:49:55and we had such an early start.

0:49:55 > 0:49:58Just give me the grand total.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03- Five.- Adelaide!

0:50:03 > 0:50:06How could you do such a thing

0:50:06 > 0:50:08to a nice old broad like your mother?

0:50:08 > 0:50:12Nathan, darling, let's just us get married,

0:50:12 > 0:50:15and then I'll handle everything else. OK?

0:50:15 > 0:50:18OK, doll. When we're ready.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21Nathan, we're ready now. We've been ready for 14 years.

0:50:21 > 0:50:26All we need now is a license and a blood test.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29Blood test? Don't worry, Nathan. You've got blood.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31What a city.

0:50:31 > 0:50:35First they close my crap game, then they open my veins.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Nathan, you gave up the crap game.

0:50:37 > 0:50:41Of course I did, doll. And you know why? For you.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43Because I love you.

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Can I borrow some earrings?

0:50:45 > 0:50:47It is customary, Laverne,

0:50:47 > 0:50:51to knock when entering the private dressing room

0:50:51 > 0:50:53of an engaged person.

0:50:53 > 0:50:57As far as I'm concerned, you are in here by yourself.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59May I borrow some earrings?

0:50:59 > 0:51:02- Diamonds or pearls?- Diamonds.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05In the top drawer of the trunk. The big box.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14Aren't they a little long, dear?

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Remember, you've got a short neck.

0:51:16 > 0:51:17He's a tall man.

0:51:17 > 0:51:22You! I'm all dated up with society max tomorrow night,

0:51:22 > 0:51:25and he breaks it, on account of your silly crap game!

0:51:38 > 0:51:42Adelaide, look at me. I'm on my knees!

0:51:42 > 0:51:43Oh, get up.

0:51:43 > 0:51:46It reminds me of your crap game.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48- Adelaide, doll!- Ah-choo!

0:51:48 > 0:51:50- You're getting upset about nothing. - Ah-choo!

0:51:50 > 0:51:54- I set it up a long time ago. - Ah-choo!

0:51:54 > 0:51:58- Understand?- Ah-choo!

0:51:58 > 0:52:01Look, we love each other. We're going to get married.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03We'll be happy.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06Get out of my life, Nathan Detroit!

0:52:14 > 0:52:18- I knew you'd understand.- Ah-choo! - Gesundheit.

0:52:43 > 0:52:44It says here...

0:52:45 > 0:52:49# The average unmarried female

0:52:49 > 0:52:52# Basically insecure

0:52:52 > 0:52:55# Due to some long frustration

0:52:55 > 0:52:57# May react

0:52:58 > 0:53:03# With psychosomatic symptoms

0:53:03 > 0:53:05# Difficult to endure

0:53:05 > 0:53:10# Affecting the upper respiratory tract

0:53:14 > 0:53:15# In other words

0:53:15 > 0:53:17# Just from waitin' around

0:53:17 > 0:53:19# For that plain little band of gold

0:53:19 > 0:53:23# A person Could develop a cold

0:53:24 > 0:53:29# You could spray her wherever You figure the streptococci lurk

0:53:29 > 0:53:31# You can give her a shot For whatever she's got

0:53:31 > 0:53:33# But it just won't work

0:53:33 > 0:53:36# If she's tired of gettin' that fish-eye

0:53:36 > 0:53:38# From the hotel clerk

0:53:38 > 0:53:40# A person

0:53:40 > 0:53:42# Can develop a cold. #

0:53:45 > 0:53:47It says here...

0:53:47 > 0:53:50# The female remaining single

0:53:50 > 0:53:53# Constantly in suspense

0:53:53 > 0:53:57# Shows a neurotic tendency

0:53:57 > 0:53:59# See note. #

0:53:59 > 0:54:02See note? Note.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05# Chronic organic syndromes

0:54:05 > 0:54:09# Toxic or hypertense

0:54:09 > 0:54:12# Involving the eye, the ear The nose and throat

0:54:16 > 0:54:18# In other words Just from wonderin' whether

0:54:18 > 0:54:21# The wedding is on or off

0:54:21 > 0:54:25# A person Can develop a cough

0:54:26 > 0:54:28# You can feed her all day With the vitamin A

0:54:28 > 0:54:31# And the bromo fizz

0:54:31 > 0:54:33# But the medicine never gets anywhere near

0:54:33 > 0:54:35# Where the trouble is

0:54:35 > 0:54:38# If she's gettin' a kind Of a name for herself

0:54:38 > 0:54:40# And the name ain't his

0:54:40 > 0:54:45# A person Can develop a cough

0:54:45 > 0:54:48# And furthermore just from stalling And stalling and stalling

0:54:48 > 0:54:51# The wedding trip A person

0:54:51 > 0:54:54# Can develop la grippe

0:54:54 > 0:54:57# When they get on the train

0:54:57 > 0:54:59# For Niagara

0:54:59 > 0:55:03# And she can hear church bells chime

0:55:03 > 0:55:05# The compartment is air conditioned

0:55:05 > 0:55:12# And the mood sublime

0:55:12 > 0:55:15# Then they get off at Yonkers racetrack

0:55:15 > 0:55:18# For the 14th time

0:55:18 > 0:55:21# A person Can develop la grippe

0:55:21 > 0:55:25# La grippe La postnasal drip

0:55:25 > 0:55:27# With the wheezes And the sneezes

0:55:27 > 0:55:30# And a sinus that's really A pip... #

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Ah-choo!

0:55:34 > 0:55:37# From a lack of community property

0:55:37 > 0:55:40# And a feeling she's getting too old

0:55:40 > 0:55:42# A person

0:55:42 > 0:55:45# Can develop a bad, bad

0:55:45 > 0:55:50# Cold! #

0:56:12 > 0:56:13# Follow the fold

0:56:13 > 0:56:16# And stray no more

0:56:16 > 0:56:18# Stray no more

0:56:18 > 0:56:20# Stray no more

0:56:20 > 0:56:22# Put down the bottle

0:56:22 > 0:56:24# And we'll say no more

0:56:24 > 0:56:26# Follow. #

0:56:43 > 0:56:46Nathan, if you'd arrived one minute earlier,

0:56:46 > 0:56:49you would've witnessed Miss Sarah give Sky Masterson a 100% brush-off.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51So the 1,000 for Joey Biltmore is practically in your pocket.

0:56:51 > 0:56:54- You should be jumping for joy. - I'm jumping.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56You got work to do, arrangements to make.

0:56:56 > 0:56:59A shave and a hot towel will fix you up.

0:56:59 > 0:57:02For who should I have a shave? For who should I have a hot towel?

0:57:02 > 0:57:04Do you know what is at stake here?

0:57:04 > 0:57:07Nathan Detroit's crap game, because of a doll.

0:57:07 > 0:57:10I cannot believe that a businessman like you

0:57:10 > 0:57:13could let himself go and fall in love with his own fiancee.

0:57:13 > 0:57:16All right! So Adelaide's my weakness.

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Can you not be tolerant of my weakness,

0:57:18 > 0:57:21especially since it's the sad condition

0:57:21 > 0:57:24guys are in all over the world? Look.

0:57:24 > 0:57:26# What's playin' at the Roxy?

0:57:26 > 0:57:28# I'll tell you what's playin' at the Roxy

0:57:28 > 0:57:30# It's a picture about a Minnesota man

0:57:30 > 0:57:33# So in love with a Mississippi girl That he sacrifices everything

0:57:33 > 0:57:34# And moves all the way to Biloxi

0:57:34 > 0:57:36# That's what's playing at the Roxy

0:57:36 > 0:57:38# What's in the Daily News?

0:57:38 > 0:57:40# I'll tell you what's in the Daily News

0:57:40 > 0:57:43# Story about a guy Who bought his wife a small ruby

0:57:43 > 0:57:46# With what otherwise would have been his union dues

0:57:46 > 0:57:49# That's what's in the Daily News

0:57:49 > 0:57:51# What's happenin' all over?

0:57:51 > 0:57:53# I'll tell you what's happenin' all over

0:57:53 > 0:57:55# Guy sittin' home by a television set

0:57:55 > 0:57:57# Who used to be something of a rover

0:57:57 > 0:58:00# That's what's happenin' all over

0:58:00 > 0:58:03ALL: # Love is a thing that has licked 'em

0:58:03 > 0:58:07# And it looks like I'm just another victim. #

0:58:07 > 0:58:09Yes, sir.

0:58:09 > 0:58:13# When you see a guy Reach for stars in the sky

0:58:13 > 0:58:17# You can bet That he's doin' it for some doll

0:58:17 > 0:58:21# When you spot a John Waitin' out in the rain

0:58:21 > 0:58:25# Chances are he's insane As only a John can be for a Jane

0:58:25 > 0:58:30# When you meet a gent Payin' all kinds of rent

0:58:30 > 0:58:34# For a flat that could flatten The Taj Mahal

0:58:34 > 0:58:38# Call it sad, call it funny But it's better than even money

0:58:38 > 0:58:42# That the guy's only doin' it for some doll

0:58:57 > 0:59:01# When you see a Joe Savin' half of his dough

0:59:01 > 0:59:02# You can bet

0:59:02 > 0:59:05# There'll be mink in it For some doll

0:59:05 > 0:59:10# When a bum buys wine Like a bum can't afford

0:59:10 > 0:59:12All: # It's a cinch that the bum Is under the thumb

0:59:12 > 0:59:14# Of some little broad

0:59:14 > 0:59:18# When you meet a mug Lately out of the jug

0:59:18 > 0:59:22# And he's still liftin' platinum folderol

0:59:22 > 0:59:26ALL: # Call it hell, call it heaven It's a probable 12-to-seven

0:59:26 > 0:59:30# That the guy's only doin' it for some doll

0:59:48 > 0:59:52# When you see a sport And his cash has run short

0:59:52 > 0:59:53# You can bet

0:59:53 > 0:59:56# He's been blowin' it on some doll

0:59:56 > 1:00:00# When a guy wears tails With the front gleaming white

1:00:00 > 1:00:02# Who the heck do you think

1:00:02 > 1:00:05# He's ticklin' pink on Saturday night

1:00:05 > 1:00:09# When some lazy slob Gets a good steady job

1:00:09 > 1:00:13# And he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol

1:00:13 > 1:00:17ALL: # Call it dumb, call it clever Ah, but you can give odds forever

1:00:17 > 1:00:21# That the guy's only doin' it for some doll

1:00:21 > 1:00:22# Some doll, some doll

1:00:22 > 1:00:28# The guy's only doin' it for some doll! #

1:00:30 > 1:00:35Well, I think we finally managed to shake off the prince of darkness.

1:00:35 > 1:00:37You certainly did your best to discourage him.

1:00:37 > 1:00:39I certainly did.

1:00:42 > 1:00:46- Arvide.- General Cartwright, what a pleasant surprise.

1:00:46 > 1:00:48We didn't even know you were in town.

1:00:48 > 1:00:51Flew in from Boston early this morning.

1:00:51 > 1:00:53Important luncheon meeting.

1:00:53 > 1:00:56While waiting, thought I'd check our outposts.

1:00:56 > 1:01:00I must say, I was surprised to find the mission unattended

1:01:00 > 1:01:02in a neighbourhood as unsavoury as this.

1:01:02 > 1:01:04Why should you be surprised, general?

1:01:04 > 1:01:05You've seen our records.

1:01:05 > 1:01:08We can't get anyone in here even to rob us.

1:01:08 > 1:01:12Yes. Well, now that you've brought it up,

1:01:12 > 1:01:15I must confess I've come for a purpose...

1:01:15 > 1:01:17an unhappy one, I'm afraid.

1:01:17 > 1:01:20I know it doesn't look as if we're accomplishing anything,

1:01:20 > 1:01:24- but in time...- Time is what we can no longer afford.

1:01:24 > 1:01:27My good friends, after careful deliberation,

1:01:27 > 1:01:29national headquarters has decided

1:01:29 > 1:01:31to close this branch of the mission.

1:01:31 > 1:01:33- Close the mission? - No, general, please.

1:01:33 > 1:01:37Even if I haven't made it a success, someone will.

1:01:37 > 1:01:40Sarah, if you can't attract sinners, nobody can.

1:01:40 > 1:01:43There are so many calls on us, dear,

1:01:43 > 1:01:46other places where our work's needed.

1:01:46 > 1:01:47KNOCK ON DOOR

1:01:47 > 1:01:50How do you do? I don't believe we've met,

1:01:50 > 1:01:52Brother...?

1:01:52 > 1:01:54Brother Sky Masterson, former sinner.

1:01:54 > 1:01:58I'm general Cartwright, regional director.

1:01:58 > 1:02:00Why isn't his name on the progress report?

1:02:00 > 1:02:03- What were you doing in there? - I was resting, sister Sarah.

1:02:03 > 1:02:06I was going to ask brother Arvide

1:02:06 > 1:02:09if he might let me carry the drum this afternoon when we go out

1:02:09 > 1:02:12again this afternoon. General, on behalf of future former sinners,

1:02:12 > 1:02:14I protest the closing of this mission.

1:02:14 > 1:02:15General, I should explain...

1:02:15 > 1:02:21Sarah, this man has a right to be heard. Continue, brother Sky.

1:02:23 > 1:02:27General, would you be open to a proposition?

1:02:27 > 1:02:29The General is flying back to Boston this afternoon.

1:02:29 > 1:02:32She will not be available for dinner tonight.

1:02:32 > 1:02:35Sarah, what are you talking about?

1:02:35 > 1:02:37What have you got in mind, young man?

1:02:37 > 1:02:39Faith in Sister Sarah.

1:02:39 > 1:02:41I ask you to give her 36 hours to prove

1:02:41 > 1:02:44that she can make this mission pay off.

1:02:44 > 1:02:48Savings souls shouldn't be referred to as "paying off."

1:02:48 > 1:02:52- Why 36 hours?- Because he knows our big meeting in 36 hours

1:02:52 > 1:02:55- will be a great success. - Uncle Arvide.

1:02:55 > 1:02:58How can you guarantee that, Brother Sky?

1:02:59 > 1:03:03Well, let's just say I have a feeling about it.

1:03:03 > 1:03:05"If sinners entice thee, consent thou not."

1:03:05 > 1:03:07That's the wrong thought.

1:03:07 > 1:03:10Where is yesterday's thought for the day?

1:03:10 > 1:03:12Top right-hand drawer.

1:03:14 > 1:03:15Excuse me, General.

1:03:15 > 1:03:18Before going to the expense of a big meeting,

1:03:18 > 1:03:22we'd require more than just a feeling that it will be successful.

1:03:22 > 1:03:25Oh, it's a very strong feeling, General.

1:03:25 > 1:03:29Ah. "There is no peace to the wicked." Isaiah 57:21.

1:03:29 > 1:03:31That is correct.

1:03:31 > 1:03:33General, my proposition is this -

1:03:33 > 1:03:36why don't you come to tomorrow's midnight meeting

1:03:36 > 1:03:38and find out for yourself?

1:03:38 > 1:03:42Well, if I thought there was a chance of finding definite progress,

1:03:42 > 1:03:43any sizable turnout...

1:03:54 > 1:03:56What do you think, Sister Sarah?

1:03:56 > 1:04:00Don't you honestly believe that this mission could be saved

1:04:00 > 1:04:02within the next 36 hours?

1:04:07 > 1:04:10General Cartwright.

1:04:10 > 1:04:14I am in a position to guarantee you personally

1:04:14 > 1:04:16at least one dozen genuine sinners.

1:04:16 > 1:04:19- Hallelujah!- Hallelujah!

1:04:19 > 1:04:21Halle...

1:04:21 > 1:04:24lujah.

1:04:24 > 1:04:26Be sure you're wearing your carnation.

1:04:31 > 1:04:34Remember, nobody gets in the crap game

1:04:34 > 1:04:36without they got a red carnation.

1:04:36 > 1:04:38It's like a password. Nathan's orders.

1:04:38 > 1:04:40- We got the flowers. - Where is the action?

1:04:40 > 1:04:42Once Nathan arrives, we're...

1:04:44 > 1:04:47He has arrived. Is it all set?

1:04:47 > 1:04:50Can I tell the customers it's Joey Biltmore...

1:04:50 > 1:04:53Not till I put the 1,000 in Joey's hand. I haven't got it yet.

1:04:53 > 1:04:55I sent Nicely to wait for Sky at his hotel.

1:04:55 > 1:04:58The minute Sky gives him the money, Nicely's going to bring it to me.

1:04:58 > 1:05:01But they won't stick around much longer. They're getting nervous.

1:05:01 > 1:05:03I'm not nervous?

1:05:05 > 1:05:08Well, Harry the Horse. How's everything in Brooklyn? The same?

1:05:08 > 1:05:11I hope you will not spoil our evening, Inasmuch as I

1:05:11 > 1:05:14happen to be entertaining a very prominent guest tonight.

1:05:14 > 1:05:18I would like you to meet Big Jule from Chicago.

1:05:18 > 1:05:21I would like you to meet Big Jule from Chicago.

1:05:21 > 1:05:24Big Jule, welcome to our fair city,

1:05:24 > 1:05:27in which, as you know, the heat is on.

1:05:27 > 1:05:31However, if you will be patient, you will be provided with action.

1:05:36 > 1:05:39What do you say, Big Jule, should we stick around or blow?

1:05:39 > 1:05:43I come here to shoot crap. Let's shoot crap.

1:05:43 > 1:05:46- Order another milkshake and relax. - Nathan.

1:05:47 > 1:05:52Do not let the fact that Big Jule drinks milk give you wrong ideas.

1:05:52 > 1:05:54Big Jule does not like to be displeased.

1:05:54 > 1:05:57Why, Harry, did I give the impression

1:05:57 > 1:05:59that I was being rude to a guest who has

1:05:59 > 1:06:02such a well-deserved reputation as Big Jule?

1:06:02 > 1:06:04Big Jule, I'm sure

1:06:04 > 1:06:06that you did not misunderstand my kidding remarks.

1:06:06 > 1:06:10It's just that one look at your kindly face,

1:06:10 > 1:06:13which is so full of fun, good fellowship...

1:06:14 > 1:06:17Could I have a swallow of your milk?

1:06:17 > 1:06:21Well, well, well...

1:06:21 > 1:06:22what have we here?

1:06:24 > 1:06:27The jails must be empty tonight.

1:06:28 > 1:06:30Can anybody be missing?

1:06:30 > 1:06:34Harry the Horse, Liver Lips Louie,

1:06:34 > 1:06:37Angie the Ox,

1:06:37 > 1:06:38Society Max...

1:06:39 > 1:06:44And here's a face for which I cannot supply a name.

1:06:44 > 1:06:46May I ask where you come from?

1:06:46 > 1:06:51- East Cicero, Illinois. - And what is your occupation there?

1:06:54 > 1:06:56I'm a scoutmaster.

1:06:56 > 1:07:00Don't ever help my mother across the street.

1:07:01 > 1:07:04Such lovely red carnations.

1:07:05 > 1:07:07Is it a funeral?

1:07:07 > 1:07:12Did somebody die suddenly that I don't know about yet?

1:07:20 > 1:07:22What's on, Nathan?

1:07:22 > 1:07:25What brings these senior delinquents together?

1:07:25 > 1:07:27They got lonely. How do I know?

1:07:27 > 1:07:30And why are they all wearing red carnations?

1:07:30 > 1:07:34- They're also all wearing pants. - You're up to no good, Detroit!

1:07:34 > 1:07:36Is it now a crime to wear flowers?

1:07:36 > 1:07:39Is Mindy's suddenly a hideout for gangsters?

1:07:39 > 1:07:40Lieutenant, I'll confess.

1:07:40 > 1:07:43We're smuggling hot cheesecake into Canada.

1:07:48 > 1:07:51This is all I need. It's complete.

1:07:51 > 1:07:54Everybody in the whole world who hates me

1:07:54 > 1:07:56is now here.

1:08:07 > 1:08:10What's the use, Nathan? Why try to keep it a secret?

1:08:10 > 1:08:13- Bite your tongue, Benny! - OK, Southstreet, let's have it.

1:08:13 > 1:08:16- What's this all about?- It's A... it's a party, lieutenant.

1:08:16 > 1:08:20- What kind of party?- A bachelor dinner for Nathan Detroit.

1:08:20 > 1:08:21He's getting married.

1:08:21 > 1:08:24# For he's a jolly good fellow

1:08:24 > 1:08:25ALL: # For he's a jolly good fellow

1:08:25 > 1:08:28# For he's a jolly good fellow

1:08:28 > 1:08:30- BIG JULE:- # Which nobody cannot deny! #

1:08:31 > 1:08:35Ooh! Oh, Nathan, darling, I'm so thrilled.

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Why didn't you tell me?

1:08:37 > 1:08:40Well, it was going to be a surprise wedding.

1:08:40 > 1:08:42You certainly had me fooled, Detroit.

1:08:42 > 1:08:44When is the happy occasion?

1:08:44 > 1:08:48It's going to take time to get the blood test and the license.

1:08:48 > 1:08:51Gee, wouldn't it be wonderful if we could get married tomorrow night?

1:08:51 > 1:08:54I mean, right after the opening of the new show at the hotbox.

1:08:54 > 1:08:57Adelaide, according to the laws under which we live,

1:08:57 > 1:08:58it's going to take a little time.

1:08:58 > 1:09:03- You could elope.- You are telling me to violate the law?

1:09:03 > 1:09:05It's legal to elope at your age.

1:09:05 > 1:09:08And great state of Maryland will marry you right away. No blood test.

1:09:08 > 1:09:10Ain't that unhealthy?

1:09:10 > 1:09:13Nathan, the lieutenant has a romantic suggestion

1:09:13 > 1:09:16of which I approve. Elope. And for the trip,

1:09:16 > 1:09:19I will loan you my getaway car.

1:09:19 > 1:09:20That is, my station wagon.

1:09:22 > 1:09:27Oh, Nathan, darling, let's do it. Please?

1:09:35 > 1:09:38OK. Deal me in.

1:09:40 > 1:09:44- Speech, Nathan.- Speech. - Give us a speech.

1:09:44 > 1:09:47ALL: Speech! Speech!

1:09:50 > 1:09:53# Unaccustomed as I am to getting married

1:09:54 > 1:09:58# I am taking this occasion here to say

1:10:00 > 1:10:01# That me

1:10:01 > 1:10:04# And Adelaide

1:10:04 > 1:10:06# Are finally

1:10:06 > 1:10:12# Naming the day

1:10:12 > 1:10:15# Though she knows deep in her heart

1:10:15 > 1:10:22# I'm a phony, and I'm a fake She wants five children to start

1:10:22 > 1:10:26# Five's a difficult point to make

1:10:26 > 1:10:28# But

1:10:28 > 1:10:32# Adelaide Adelaide

1:10:32 > 1:10:35# Ever-lovin' Adelaide

1:10:35 > 1:10:38# Is takin' a chance on me

1:10:40 > 1:10:45# Takin' a chance I'll be respectable and nice

1:10:45 > 1:10:50# Give up cards and dice And go for shoes and rice

1:10:50 > 1:10:53# So, gentlemen Deal me out

1:10:53 > 1:11:00# Do not try to feel me out I got no more evenings free

1:11:01 > 1:11:04# Since Adelaide Adelaide

1:11:04 > 1:11:09# Ever-lovin' Adelaide Is takin' a chance

1:11:09 > 1:11:14# Talk about your long shots

1:11:14 > 1:11:17# Takin' a chance on me. #

1:11:19 > 1:11:23Well, my congratulations, too, and I certainly hope

1:11:23 > 1:11:26there's nothing in heredity.

1:11:26 > 1:11:29It might seem unimportant on the night before your wedding,

1:11:29 > 1:11:32but your blintzes are getting cold.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34Who cares? As long as Nathan stays hot.

1:11:34 > 1:11:38Don't forget to bring my purse to the Hotbox.

1:11:38 > 1:11:40Darling, I'm so excited.

1:11:40 > 1:11:43I don't even want to go back to work.

1:11:43 > 1:11:46I've got so much to do before tomorrow night.

1:11:48 > 1:11:51What about my mother? I've got to write her.

1:11:51 > 1:11:56- What'll I say?- Send a telegram. Date it back 14 years.

1:11:59 > 1:12:02# Adelaide

1:12:02 > 1:12:04# Adelaide

1:12:04 > 1:12:06ALL: # Ever-lovin' Adelaide

1:12:06 > 1:12:09# Is takin' a chance on me

1:12:11 > 1:12:12# Takin' a chance

1:12:12 > 1:12:18- # I'll be respectable and nice - Give up the cards and dice

1:12:18 > 1:12:20# And go for shoes and rice

1:12:20 > 1:12:25# So, gentlemen, deal me out Do not try to feel me out

1:12:25 > 1:12:28ALL: # You got no more evenings free. #

1:12:28 > 1:12:29You may scratch me...

1:12:29 > 1:12:31# Since Adelaide

1:12:31 > 1:12:32# Adelaide

1:12:32 > 1:12:34# Ever-lovin' Adelaide

1:12:34 > 1:12:36# Is takin' a chance

1:12:36 > 1:12:39# Talk about your long shots

1:12:39 > 1:12:41# Takin' a chance

1:12:43 > 1:12:49# On me. #

1:12:51 > 1:12:53Nathan, you are indeed a most lucky fella.

1:12:53 > 1:12:55She is a most beautiful doll indeed.

1:12:55 > 1:12:56Do you agree, big Jule?

1:12:56 > 1:12:59Tell me - how long do you know the doll?

1:12:59 > 1:13:01- 14 years.- Let's shoot crap.

1:13:04 > 1:13:07- Nathan.- You got the money?

1:13:07 > 1:13:09Sky wasn't at the hotel or the mission?

1:13:09 > 1:13:11I'm trying to tell you.

1:13:11 > 1:13:15- He must be with the mission band. - Nathan, wait!

1:13:15 > 1:13:17MISSION BAND PLAYS

1:13:33 > 1:13:37SINGING IN SPANISH

1:13:57 > 1:14:01"This church is for the most part Spanish baroque,

1:14:01 > 1:14:02"built of native limestone.

1:14:02 > 1:14:07"The original church was built on this site in 1674

1:14:07 > 1:14:12"and reconstructed between 1704 and 1724."

1:14:12 > 1:14:14It's almost impossible to believe.

1:14:14 > 1:14:17Well, that's not very old for a church. Long before 1674,

1:14:17 > 1:14:21- there were missionaries...- What does it say about the moonlight?

1:14:21 > 1:14:23The moonlight?

1:14:23 > 1:14:26- Mm-hmm. - It's very bright, isn't it?

1:14:26 > 1:14:29So bright you're reading your guidebook by it.

1:14:29 > 1:14:31Now that you mention it.

1:14:31 > 1:14:34What does it say about the music?

1:14:34 > 1:14:36- The music?- Mm-hmm.

1:14:39 > 1:14:41It's a lovely tune.

1:14:41 > 1:14:45Let me read out of Sky Masterson's guidebook about you.

1:14:45 > 1:14:48You could be locked away in a room

1:14:48 > 1:14:52with no sun, no moon, no laughter, no music, no love,

1:14:52 > 1:14:55and you wouldn't care.

1:14:55 > 1:14:57You could still be a missionary.

1:15:00 > 1:15:03"The cobblestones in this plaza

1:15:03 > 1:15:05"are approximately four centuries old.

1:15:05 > 1:15:08"They are the very cobblestones that were put down

1:15:08 > 1:15:11by the Spanish colonists in 1519."

1:15:20 > 1:15:22Buenas tardes. Que van a tomar?

1:15:22 > 1:15:24What's your pleasure?

1:15:24 > 1:15:26Oh, drinking.

1:15:26 > 1:15:29What's your pleasure?

1:15:29 > 1:15:34- Milk, please.- Don't make a spectacle of yourself.- Milk.

1:15:34 > 1:15:37You're a United States citizen in a foreign country.

1:15:37 > 1:15:41Have you no pride in what the world thinks about Americans?

1:15:41 > 1:15:43Milk.

1:15:43 > 1:15:45Milk.

1:15:45 > 1:15:49- Dulce de leche. Dos.- Leche dulce, dos. Si, senor.

1:15:52 > 1:15:54What did you order?

1:15:54 > 1:15:57Dulce de leche. Dulce is Spanish for sweet.

1:15:57 > 1:16:01- De means of. Leche means milk. - Sweet of milk.

1:16:01 > 1:16:03Don't they serve it plain?

1:16:03 > 1:16:07Only in the mornings. It has to do with the heat.

1:16:07 > 1:16:09At night, they put a kind of a preservative in it.

1:16:09 > 1:16:12That's interesting. What do they use?

1:16:12 > 1:16:15- Bacardi.- Bacardi?- Mm-hmm.

1:16:16 > 1:16:19Doesn't that have alcohol in it?

1:16:19 > 1:16:22Just enough to keep the milk from turning sour.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29That's the same song we heard

1:16:29 > 1:16:31being played near the church, isn't it?

1:16:31 > 1:16:35Playing the tambourine has developed in you an ear for music.

1:16:36 > 1:16:41Mr Masterson, you think I'm an awful prude, don't you?

1:16:41 > 1:16:45- Are you?- Well, I wonder sometimes.

1:16:50 > 1:16:53For instance, supposing I wasn't in mission work...

1:16:53 > 1:16:54Mm-hmm.

1:16:55 > 1:17:00Mmm. This is a tasty milkshake.

1:17:00 > 1:17:02Do you mind if I have another?

1:17:06 > 1:17:09Supposing I was just any girl,

1:17:09 > 1:17:13do you think just any girl would be a prude if she refused to go to

1:17:13 > 1:17:16Havana with a man she'd never met before?

1:17:17 > 1:17:19Oh, I suppose not.

1:17:19 > 1:17:22Would you like to try some of my milkshake

1:17:22 > 1:17:25while you're waiting for the next one? I haven't even touched it.

1:17:25 > 1:17:27Oh, just a sip.

1:17:29 > 1:17:32Oh, thanks.

1:17:33 > 1:17:37I don't know when I've been so thirsty.

1:17:38 > 1:17:42Still, you do think I'm a prude, don't you?

1:17:42 > 1:17:45- I don't know what you are. - You must think I'm something.

1:17:45 > 1:17:49You're something all buttoned up, all except one button.

1:17:50 > 1:17:51Oh, isn't it awful?

1:17:51 > 1:17:54It's a nervous habit. It's so silly.

1:18:05 > 1:18:09SLURPING

1:18:09 > 1:18:12I'm sorry. I just wasn't thinking. It's so delicious.

1:18:12 > 1:18:16That Bacardi flavouring certainly makes a difference, doesn't it?

1:18:16 > 1:18:19Oh, yeah. nine times out of ten.

1:18:19 > 1:18:22You know, this would be a wonderful way

1:18:22 > 1:18:24to get children to drink milk.

1:18:26 > 1:18:29SAME MELODY CONTINUES TO PLAY

1:18:41 > 1:18:43A melody can have the same notes,

1:18:43 > 1:18:46but suddenly it's a different song.

1:18:46 > 1:18:49- Again, please?- That song.

1:18:49 > 1:18:52Before it was just romantic, just silly slush.

1:18:52 > 1:18:57Now it's playing inside of me all true and honest,

1:18:57 > 1:19:00as if my heart were beating the drum.

1:19:05 > 1:19:08How much do you know about life?

1:19:08 > 1:19:11Only a little bit around the edges.

1:19:11 > 1:19:14- Tell me about life.- All about it?

1:19:14 > 1:19:17How to live. Doing what you want,

1:19:17 > 1:19:20having what you want, saying what you want.

1:19:21 > 1:19:25- Being what you want. - Nobody can. Nobody does.

1:19:25 > 1:19:27If you could, you probably wouldn't want to.

1:19:27 > 1:19:30You're wrong, brother Sky. You're wrong.

1:19:30 > 1:19:32All right. You tell me about life.

1:19:32 > 1:19:35You don't believe I could, don't you?

1:19:35 > 1:19:40I believe I could. After all, it was you that came to me for help,

1:19:40 > 1:19:43isn't that so? Because you were unhappy.

1:19:43 > 1:19:45What were you unhappy about, Sky?

1:19:45 > 1:19:47I can't remember this minute.

1:19:47 > 1:19:50But you do remember I failed you.

1:19:50 > 1:19:53I was weighed in the balance and found wanting.

1:19:53 > 1:19:58- Daniel 5:27. - For that I am truly sorry.

1:19:59 > 1:20:02But I intend to make it up to you.

1:20:02 > 1:20:07I intend to give you all the help you will ever require.

1:20:07 > 1:20:10You have given me a great deal of help already.

1:20:10 > 1:20:14You don't think I remember, don't you? But I do.

1:20:14 > 1:20:17Every word, as if you were saying it now.

1:20:17 > 1:20:19What?

1:20:19 > 1:20:23About having a more... personal help in mind...

1:20:24 > 1:20:27..when I gave you those silly old pamphlets,

1:20:27 > 1:20:32as if they could take the place of a truly personal help.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39SLURPING

1:20:39 > 1:20:42How can a sinner hope to be saved

1:20:42 > 1:20:44by maybe one hour of help,

1:20:44 > 1:20:47when for 23 he must fight temptation alone?

1:20:47 > 1:20:52- How indeed?- It's been done with people who drink too much.

1:20:52 > 1:20:56Help day and night, night and day. Anywhere, anytime.

1:20:56 > 1:21:00- That's a full-time job. - You're a full-time sinner.

1:21:00 > 1:21:02Maybe a little time off for good behaviour?

1:21:02 > 1:21:06Pal, you're not going to fight alone anymore.

1:21:06 > 1:21:08What if it's against mission policies?

1:21:08 > 1:21:10Private lessons in salvation?

1:21:10 > 1:21:11Because I'm going to be with you.

1:21:11 > 1:21:14A one-woman mission for the personal salvation of me?

1:21:14 > 1:21:16Day and night. Night and day.

1:21:16 > 1:21:20Sister Sarah, why would you want to?

1:21:20 > 1:21:22Whatever you do, wherever you go.

1:21:22 > 1:21:26- Why, Sister Sarah, why?- I want to be with you.

1:21:26 > 1:21:27The world's full of souls

1:21:27 > 1:21:30- closer to salvation than mine. - Anytime, anywhere.

1:21:30 > 1:21:33Easier to save and much more worth saving.

1:21:33 > 1:21:35You, you...

1:21:45 > 1:21:48Please say something.

1:21:48 > 1:21:51I've got to know what you're thinking.

1:21:59 > 1:22:02I'm thinking...

1:22:02 > 1:22:05..it's time you had your dinner.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11SAME MELODY: # Hay en tu mirar

1:22:11 > 1:22:14# Cierta luz del amor

1:22:14 > 1:22:20# La luz que quieres apagar

1:22:20 > 1:22:23# Yo se, bien yo se

1:22:23 > 1:22:26# Esta luz del amor

1:22:26 > 1:22:28# Cuando alumbra cual sol

1:22:28 > 1:22:31# Tu mirar

1:22:31 > 1:22:35# Porque, porque ignorar

1:22:35 > 1:22:38# Este amor sin igual?

1:22:38 > 1:22:43# Porque es mi amor acultar

1:22:43 > 1:22:46# Hay en tu mirar

1:22:46 > 1:22:49# Cierta luz del amor

1:22:49 > 1:22:51# Y brillara

1:22:51 > 1:22:55# Para mi mirar

1:22:55 > 1:23:01# Y brillara para mi mirar. #

1:25:12 > 1:25:15Ay! Mira, Mira!

1:25:54 > 1:25:57SHOUTING AND CRASHING

1:26:08 > 1:26:10SCREAMING

1:26:40 > 1:26:42BELL RINGS

1:26:45 > 1:26:48BELL CONTINUES RINGING

1:26:53 > 1:26:55- Oh.- Still dizzy?

1:26:55 > 1:27:00You won't believe me, but with my head underwater,

1:27:00 > 1:27:03- I actually heard bells ringing. - I'll believe you.

1:27:05 > 1:27:07Ask me how do I feel?

1:27:07 > 1:27:09How do you feel?

1:27:09 > 1:27:17# Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

1:27:17 > 1:27:19# Well, sir All I can say

1:27:19 > 1:27:24# Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing

1:27:25 > 1:27:29# From the moment we kissed tonight

1:27:29 > 1:27:33# That's the way I've just got to behave

1:27:33 > 1:27:37# Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light

1:27:37 > 1:27:41# And if I were a banner I'd wave

1:27:41 > 1:27:43# Ask me how do I feel

1:27:43 > 1:27:48# Little me with my quiet upbringing

1:27:48 > 1:27:51# Well, sir All I can say

1:27:51 > 1:27:57# Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging

1:27:57 > 1:28:00# And if I were a watch I'd start

1:28:00 > 1:28:04# Popping my springs

1:28:04 > 1:28:05# Or

1:28:05 > 1:28:07# If I were a bell I'd go

1:28:07 > 1:28:10# Ding dong ding dong ding

1:28:12 > 1:28:14# Ask me how do I feel

1:28:14 > 1:28:18# From this chemistry lesson I'm learning... #

1:28:18 > 1:28:21- Chemistry?- Yeah, chemistry!

1:28:21 > 1:28:24# All I can say is if I were a bridge

1:28:24 > 1:28:26# I'd be burning

1:28:27 > 1:28:31# Yes, I knew my morale would crack

1:28:31 > 1:28:35# From the wonderful way that you looked

1:28:35 > 1:28:39# Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack

1:28:39 > 1:28:43# Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

1:28:43 > 1:28:45# Ask me how do I feel

1:28:45 > 1:28:50# Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

1:28:50 > 1:28:52# Pal, if I were a salad

1:28:52 > 1:28:57# I know I'd be splashing my dressing

1:28:57 > 1:29:01# Ask me how to describe this whole

1:29:01 > 1:29:03# Beautiful thing

1:29:05 > 1:29:09# Well, if I were a bell I'd go

1:29:09 > 1:29:12# Ding dong ding dong

1:29:12 > 1:29:17# Ding! #

1:29:38 > 1:29:41We just got time to catch the last plane to New York.

1:29:41 > 1:29:45- People miss planes. It happens. - Yeah.

1:29:47 > 1:29:51It also happens that people win with loaded dice.

1:29:51 > 1:29:54- I know what I'm doing.- Do ya, kid?

1:29:56 > 1:29:58I don't.

1:30:01 > 1:30:04Suddenly I'm playing by a whole new book of rules.

1:30:04 > 1:30:05You make me feel

1:30:05 > 1:30:10as if I were a dishonest horse race or something.

1:30:10 > 1:30:12The bells rang. They really rang.

1:30:12 > 1:30:15They weren't magical bells for lovers full of rum,

1:30:15 > 1:30:17and music on a make-believe island.

1:30:17 > 1:30:20They rang to tell us what time it is.

1:30:20 > 1:30:22Shall we synchronise our watches?

1:30:22 > 1:30:25I know the night-time. I live in it.

1:30:25 > 1:30:28It does funny things to you.

1:30:30 > 1:30:34You must be trying to tell me I'd hate myself in the morning.

1:30:37 > 1:30:41I look as if I'd been in a fight or something.

1:30:41 > 1:30:44You know, you're the most mixed-up man

1:30:44 > 1:30:47- I've ever met in my life.- Easily.

1:30:47 > 1:30:51All that nonsense about night-time, daytime, rule books and such.

1:30:53 > 1:30:55Sarah...

1:30:57 > 1:31:00You know why I brought you to Havana?

1:31:00 > 1:31:03Because I made a bet that I could.

1:31:03 > 1:31:07That's why I came to the mission, to win a bet.

1:31:07 > 1:31:10Why not? You're a gambler.

1:31:10 > 1:31:12And, darling...

1:31:13 > 1:31:16..you are also a chump.

1:31:56 > 1:31:59We're blocks from the mission.

1:31:59 > 1:32:02Come on. A little walk will do you good.

1:32:02 > 1:32:06- What time is it? - It's dawn any minute.

1:32:11 > 1:32:14What makes the light so strange and white?

1:32:14 > 1:32:17Because only in Times Square,

1:32:17 > 1:32:20the dawn gets turned on by an electrician.

1:32:23 > 1:32:24Listen.

1:32:24 > 1:32:26What?

1:32:26 > 1:32:28Footsteps.

1:32:30 > 1:32:33Now is the time you can hear footsteps on Broadway.

1:33:21 > 1:33:23A cup of coffee?

1:33:23 > 1:33:25No.

1:33:25 > 1:33:28Doughnut?

1:33:28 > 1:33:29No.

1:33:29 > 1:33:31Dulce de leche?

1:33:36 > 1:33:37# Do dum #

1:33:37 > 1:33:39# Ba ba bum #

1:33:39 > 1:33:42# Da da dee da da... #

1:33:42 > 1:33:44You remember that tune pretty well.

1:33:44 > 1:33:47It keeps running through my heart.

1:33:47 > 1:33:49It's got words, you know.

1:33:50 > 1:33:53Something about "amor, amor", I'll bet.

1:33:54 > 1:33:56It's about you.

1:34:00 > 1:34:02About you right now.

1:34:03 > 1:34:07# Your eyes are the eyes

1:34:07 > 1:34:11# Of a woman in love

1:34:11 > 1:34:19# And, oh how they give you away

1:34:19 > 1:34:23# Why try to deny

1:34:23 > 1:34:26# You're a woman in love

1:34:26 > 1:34:30# When I know very well

1:34:30 > 1:34:33# What I say

1:34:33 > 1:34:37# I say no moon in the sky

1:34:37 > 1:34:41# Ever lent such a glow

1:34:41 > 1:34:47# Some flame deep within made them shine

1:34:50 > 1:34:57# Those eyes are the eyes of a woman in love

1:34:57 > 1:35:02# And may they gaze evermore

1:35:02 > 1:35:05# Into mine

1:35:05 > 1:35:09# Tenderly gaze

1:35:09 > 1:35:15# Evermore into mine

1:35:15 > 1:35:19# And what about you?

1:35:19 > 1:35:24# It's got you too

1:35:25 > 1:35:30# Your eyes are the eyes

1:35:30 > 1:35:33# Of a man who's in love

1:35:33 > 1:35:41# That same flame deep within made them shine

1:35:41 > 1:35:45# Your eyes are the eyes

1:35:45 > 1:35:49- # Of a man who's in love - Woman in love

1:35:49 > 1:35:58BOTH: # And may they gaze evermore Into mine

1:35:58 > 1:36:04# Crazily gaze

1:36:04 > 1:36:07# Evermore

1:36:07 > 1:36:14# Into mine. #

1:36:16 > 1:36:18MISSION DRUM BEATS

1:36:25 > 1:36:32- Uncle Arvide, where have you been? - Good morning, Sarah. Good morning, Brother Sky.

1:36:32 > 1:36:34We took your advice.

1:36:34 > 1:36:36We've been out all night on a crusade against the devil.

1:36:36 > 1:36:38SIREN

1:36:48 > 1:36:51Come on, fellas! Cheese it, it's the cops. Come on, guys. Let's go!

1:36:54 > 1:36:57SIRENS GETTING CLOSER

1:36:59 > 1:37:02- Nathan, what is this?- Bingo.

1:37:02 > 1:37:06Wait a minute. Where are you all going? I'm out ten Gs.

1:37:19 > 1:37:22It's no use. They were tipped off.

1:37:22 > 1:37:26I suppose you can explain all this, Miss Brown.

1:37:26 > 1:37:28Explain? Explain what?

1:37:28 > 1:37:32I guess it was just a coincidence the mission was open and empty all

1:37:32 > 1:37:36night while everybody suddenly took off on an all-night crusade.

1:37:36 > 1:37:41But you yourself didn't go on the crusade, and you weren't here.

1:37:41 > 1:37:44Now maybe that's two coincidences.

1:37:44 > 1:37:48Masterson, I had you in my big-time book.

1:37:48 > 1:37:51Now I suppose I'll have to reclassify you

1:37:51 > 1:37:53under "shills and decoys".

1:38:14 > 1:38:17You certainly do know the night-time, don't you,

1:38:17 > 1:38:19and the funny things it does?

1:38:19 > 1:38:23- It certainly did them to me, didn't it?- Answer only one question.

1:38:23 > 1:38:27It didn't do much thanks to you, not me. Just more than enough.

1:38:27 > 1:38:29- Answer one question.- Any question.

1:38:29 > 1:38:32- Am I now supposed to prove to you... - There's nothing to prove.

1:38:32 > 1:38:35You're taking for granted I'm guilty as charged.

1:38:35 > 1:38:38Everything that was to be proved has already been proved.

1:38:38 > 1:38:40If I hadn't gone with you, this would never have happened.

1:38:40 > 1:38:42- You went with me to help the mission.- Did I?

1:38:43 > 1:38:46I can't remember that far back.

1:38:46 > 1:38:49Oh, Sarah.

1:38:49 > 1:38:53Is that really why I went with you, to help the mission?

1:38:53 > 1:38:55Is that really why you took me?

1:38:55 > 1:38:57To win the bet, I told you!

1:38:57 > 1:39:00Was that all of the bet, Sky?

1:39:00 > 1:39:05- What do you take me for? - Or was there more, much more?

1:39:05 > 1:39:10Did you win the bet? Did you truly win all of the bet?

1:39:10 > 1:39:12What do you take yourself for?

1:39:12 > 1:39:14What kind of doll are you?

1:39:14 > 1:39:17A daytime doll. A mission doll.

1:39:39 > 1:39:41TIN CAN RATTLES

1:39:50 > 1:39:52APPLAUSE

1:39:52 > 1:39:56And now the feature attraction of our all new Four-D Follies,

1:39:56 > 1:40:00the Hotbox proudly presents miss Adelaide and her debutantes.

1:40:04 > 1:40:08- Nicely, nicely, thank you. - I didn't ask how you are.- Don't.

1:40:08 > 1:40:10- What are you doing here? Where's Nathan?- Nathan.

1:40:10 > 1:40:13That's what I'm doing here. I'm supposed to bring miss Adelaide a

1:40:13 > 1:40:16message from him. I wish Nathan would bring his own messages.

1:40:28 > 1:40:31# He bought me the fur thing

1:40:31 > 1:40:32# Five winters ago

1:40:32 > 1:40:35# And the gown the following fall

1:40:35 > 1:40:39# Then the necklace, the bag the hat and the shoes

1:40:39 > 1:40:44# Oh, what generous gifts I recall

1:40:44 > 1:40:49# Then last night in his apartment

1:40:49 > 1:40:53# He tried to remove them all

1:40:53 > 1:40:59# And I said as I ran down the hall

1:41:02 > 1:41:05# Take back your mink

1:41:05 > 1:41:07# Take back your pearls

1:41:07 > 1:41:10# What made you think

1:41:10 > 1:41:13# That I was one of those girls?

1:41:15 > 1:41:18# Take back the gown

1:41:18 > 1:41:21# The shoes and the hat

1:41:21 > 1:41:26# I may be down But I'm not flat as all that

1:41:28 > 1:41:31# I thought that each expensive Gift you'd arranged

1:41:31 > 1:41:34# Was a token of your esteem

1:41:34 > 1:41:38# Now when I think of what you want in exchange

1:41:38 > 1:41:45# It all seems a horrible dream

1:41:45 > 1:41:49# So take back your mink

1:41:49 > 1:41:52# To from whence it came

1:41:52 > 1:41:57# And tell them to shorten the sleeves

1:41:57 > 1:42:01# For some other dame

1:42:04 > 1:42:09# Take back your mink take back your pearls

1:42:09 > 1:42:13# What made you think that I was one of those girls?

1:42:13 > 1:42:17# I'm screamin' take back the gown

1:42:17 > 1:42:22# Take back the hat I may be down

1:42:22 > 1:42:24# But I'm not flat as all that

1:42:24 > 1:42:27# I thought that each expensive gift you'd arranged

1:42:27 > 1:42:30# Was a token of your esteem

1:42:30 > 1:42:32# But when I think of what you want in exchange

1:42:32 > 1:42:35# It all seems a horrible dream

1:42:35 > 1:42:40# Oh, take back your mink those old worn-out pelts

1:42:40 > 1:42:43# And go shorten the sleeves

1:42:43 > 1:42:46# For somebody else

1:43:44 > 1:43:46# Well, wouldn't you? #

1:43:59 > 1:44:01I cannot do it, Sky.

1:44:01 > 1:44:04I simply cannot bring myself to tell miss Adelaide

1:44:04 > 1:44:06that Nathan is not going to elope with her tonight.

1:44:06 > 1:44:08And this time she is really counting on it.

1:44:08 > 1:44:10Nathan is what he is. She ought to know better.

1:44:10 > 1:44:12I thought the game broke up last night.

1:44:12 > 1:44:13Big Jule, being a large loser,

1:44:13 > 1:44:15is most insistent that the game goes on.

1:44:15 > 1:44:18- So we find another place, the game goes on.- Where?

1:44:18 > 1:44:20It's too hard to describe. I could take you there,

1:44:20 > 1:44:22but I must deliver this message first.

1:44:22 > 1:44:24I'll deliver it. Meet me outside.

1:44:24 > 1:44:27If you're looking for action, the boys are pretty tired.

1:44:27 > 1:44:31No, I'm leaving town tonight. But I gave my marker to somebody.

1:44:31 > 1:44:34I want to make it good before I leave.

1:44:41 > 1:44:44You know something, Sky? Suddenly I'm embarrassed.

1:44:44 > 1:44:47I don't know which etiquette I should use.

1:44:47 > 1:44:49- Etiquette?- Your being here tonight

1:44:49 > 1:44:52must have something to do with the wedding.

1:44:52 > 1:44:56Nathan must've sent you as one of his seconds or something.

1:44:56 > 1:45:00- Nathan didn't exactly send me. - Then I don't understand.

1:45:00 > 1:45:03I'm supposed to give you a message from him.

1:45:03 > 1:45:05He's out there, isn't he?

1:45:05 > 1:45:09- I mean, Nathan's here tonight in the Hotbox?- No.

1:45:11 > 1:45:13But tonight...

1:45:13 > 1:45:16Sky, we're eloping tonight.

1:45:16 > 1:45:18We're getting married tonight.

1:45:18 > 1:45:21In front of people, we talked about it.

1:45:21 > 1:45:24- Oh, Sky, he's just got to be here. - He isn't.

1:45:24 > 1:45:27It seems that one of Nathan's close relatives...

1:45:27 > 1:45:29- er...- His aunt in Pittsburgh.

1:45:29 > 1:45:34- That's the one. - His floating aunt in Pittsburgh.

1:45:35 > 1:45:38It's the crap game again.

1:45:38 > 1:45:41- Does it surprise you? You know Nathan.- He promised to change.

1:45:41 > 1:45:43Change, change. Who do you love?

1:45:43 > 1:45:46Nathan, or what you want to make out of him?

1:45:46 > 1:45:49I want to marry and live normal like people.

1:45:49 > 1:45:52I want a normal home with wallpaper and bookends.

1:45:52 > 1:45:58Then fall in love with people, not with gamblers.

1:46:04 > 1:46:06Adelaide, my daddy once told me,

1:46:06 > 1:46:10"No matter who you get married to,

1:46:10 > 1:46:12"you wake up married to somebody else."

1:46:12 > 1:46:15It's probably true. You take it the way the dice falls.

1:46:15 > 1:46:17But a guy doesn't want to feel from the very beginning that he's

1:46:17 > 1:46:20just like a piece of dress material a woman's going to cut up and sew

1:46:20 > 1:46:23according to the way they wear husbands this year.

1:46:23 > 1:46:27It's easy for you to talk. You're not in love with Nathan.

1:46:27 > 1:46:30No, I'm not.

1:46:31 > 1:46:35Wait till you fall in love with somebody you shouldn't.

1:46:35 > 1:46:37Wait till it happens to you.

1:46:38 > 1:46:41Yeah.

1:46:43 > 1:46:45Must be tough to take.

1:46:54 > 1:46:57Sarah, I don't believe Sky Masterson had any more to do

1:46:57 > 1:46:59with what happened here last night than I did.

1:46:59 > 1:47:03That's why you buy solid gold watches for 1.00.

1:47:03 > 1:47:07- Do you believe it?- Whether he had anything to do with it or not...

1:47:07 > 1:47:10- Do you believe it?- They used our mission last night for their

1:47:10 > 1:47:13- filthy crap game.- But if Sky had nothing to do with it...

1:47:13 > 1:47:17Don't you understand? All I could see was him running away

1:47:17 > 1:47:20from the police with the rest of that trash.

1:47:20 > 1:47:24All I could see was he was one of them.

1:47:27 > 1:47:31And I never saw till now how much in love with him you are.

1:47:31 > 1:47:33I'll get over it.

1:47:33 > 1:47:35Why would anyone want to get over

1:47:35 > 1:47:37the one thing you hope for from the minute you're born

1:47:37 > 1:47:40- and remember till the day you die? - I'll get over it.

1:47:40 > 1:47:42Why? Because it's the greatest reward

1:47:42 > 1:47:45that woman or man can have on this earth?

1:47:45 > 1:47:47To love and to be loved?

1:47:53 > 1:47:55I just want to remind you,

1:47:55 > 1:47:57you hold my marker for 12 or more sinners

1:47:57 > 1:48:00- by midnight tonight. - Forget about it.

1:48:00 > 1:48:02I do not forget a marker.

1:48:03 > 1:48:07Well, last night the mission was filled with your friends.

1:48:07 > 1:48:09Let's say we're even.

1:48:17 > 1:48:19If you don't make that marker good,

1:48:19 > 1:48:22I'll buzz it all over town you're a welsher.

1:48:33 > 1:48:36Nicely, time's running out. Where's the crap game?

1:48:36 > 1:48:40- Only about a ten-minute walk.- Which way?- This way.

1:49:20 > 1:49:21Craps!

1:49:23 > 1:49:25Craps!

1:51:53 > 1:51:54Craps!

1:52:13 > 1:52:14Wait a minute. Where are you all going?

1:52:14 > 1:52:16I come here to shoot crap.

1:52:16 > 1:52:18I've had enough.

1:52:18 > 1:52:21- How many days we been here? - As you can see Big Jule,

1:52:21 > 1:52:24the boys are slightly fatigued from weariness,

1:52:24 > 1:52:27having been shooting crap for quite a while now.

1:52:27 > 1:52:28Namely, 24 hours.

1:52:28 > 1:52:32I don't care who's tired. I'm out 25 Gs. Nobody leaves.

1:52:32 > 1:52:34I am half dead.

1:52:34 > 1:52:37Shut up, or Jule will arrange the other half.

1:52:37 > 1:52:40Since I've been cleaned out of cash,

1:52:40 > 1:52:43I announce that I will now play on credit.

1:52:45 > 1:52:48Big Jule, you cannot imagine how exhausted they are,

1:52:48 > 1:52:51especially on a non-cash basis.

1:52:51 > 1:52:53Me? Personally, I'm fresh as a daisy.

1:52:53 > 1:52:55Then I'll play with you.

1:52:55 > 1:52:57But I am not a player. I am merely the operator.

1:52:57 > 1:52:59You've been raking down out of every pot.

1:52:59 > 1:53:01You must have by now quite a bundle.

1:53:01 > 1:53:04Being I assume the risk, is it not fair I assume some dough?

1:53:04 > 1:53:09Detroit, I'm going to roll you, willy or nilly.

1:53:09 > 1:53:12If I lose, I'll give you my marker.

1:53:12 > 1:53:14And if I lose?

1:53:14 > 1:53:17You will give him cash.

1:53:17 > 1:53:21- Let me hear from big Jule. - You'll give me cash.

1:53:21 > 1:53:23I heard.

1:53:23 > 1:53:26Here's my marker. Put up your dough.

1:53:26 > 1:53:28Anything wrong?

1:53:28 > 1:53:31"I owe you 1,000, signed X."

1:53:31 > 1:53:34How is it you can write 1,000 but not your signature?

1:53:34 > 1:53:38I was good in arithmetic, but I stunk in English.

1:53:39 > 1:53:42Here. This will put you through Harvard.

1:53:42 > 1:53:44I'm rolling the whole 1,000.

1:53:47 > 1:53:52And to change my luck, I'm going to use my own dice.

1:53:52 > 1:53:57- Your own dice?- Yeah, had 'em made especially for me in Chicago.

1:53:57 > 1:54:01- I do not wish to seem petty, but may I have a look at those dice?- Here.

1:54:05 > 1:54:08But...these dice ain't got no spots on 'em. They're blank.

1:54:08 > 1:54:10Oh, I had 'em removed for luck,

1:54:10 > 1:54:12but I remember where they formerly were.

1:54:12 > 1:54:14You are going to roll blank dice

1:54:14 > 1:54:16and remember where the spots formerly were?

1:54:18 > 1:54:21Detroit, do you doubt my memory?

1:54:21 > 1:54:25Big Jule, I have great trust in you.

1:54:27 > 1:54:31Ha! Five and a five. Ten. My point's ten.

1:54:31 > 1:54:34At least I got a chance. He remembered a hard point.

1:54:34 > 1:54:37Ha! Ten! I win. six and a four.

1:54:37 > 1:54:39Which is which?

1:54:39 > 1:54:41Either way. I'm rolling to 2,000.

1:54:47 > 1:54:49Ha! Seven. I win.

1:54:49 > 1:54:52I could have sworn he'd remember that one.

1:54:52 > 1:54:57Detroit, I'm gonna take it easy with you this time.

1:54:57 > 1:54:59I'm shooting 1.00.

1:55:01 > 1:55:03I'll cover all of it.

1:55:05 > 1:55:09Ha! How do you like that? Snake eyes. I lose.

1:55:09 > 1:55:13I won't even bother picking it up. Benny, pick it up.

1:55:13 > 1:55:15Here's your chance to get even.

1:55:15 > 1:55:17I'm rolling three Gs.

1:55:17 > 1:55:20Three Gs? But that's my whole bankroll.

1:55:20 > 1:55:22Three Gs. Get it up.

1:55:24 > 1:55:26Well, here we go...

1:55:26 > 1:55:29Down memory lane.

1:55:32 > 1:55:36Ha! Lucky me. 11. I win.

1:55:36 > 1:55:38I'm clean.

1:55:39 > 1:55:42Seeing that I'm on a lucky streak,

1:55:42 > 1:55:45I will now roll the rest of you guys.

1:55:45 > 1:55:47Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1:55:47 > 1:55:49You have got to give me a chance to get even.

1:55:49 > 1:55:51I will now roll you with my dice.

1:55:51 > 1:55:52What are you gonna use for money?

1:55:52 > 1:55:55I will give you my marker.

1:55:55 > 1:55:59And against your marker, you want big Jule puts up cash?

1:55:59 > 1:56:02- Nathan done it.- Yeah, I done it. What kind of a deal is this anyway?

1:56:02 > 1:56:05- Take it easy, Nathan. - Him and his no-spot dice.

1:56:05 > 1:56:08Somebody ought to knock the spots off of him.

1:56:08 > 1:56:10Nathan, do not make big Jule have to do something to you.

1:56:10 > 1:56:13Detroit, I'm on vacation. Don't louse it up.

1:56:13 > 1:56:17What could you do me? Shoot me? Put me in cement?

1:56:17 > 1:56:19At least I would know where I am.

1:56:19 > 1:56:21Here I risked my neck to set up this crap game,

1:56:21 > 1:56:23I even promised to get married on account of it.

1:56:23 > 1:56:26And where do I wind up? Broke. In a sewer.

1:56:26 > 1:56:28Believe me, my tough friend from Chicago,

1:56:28 > 1:56:31there's nothing you could do that would not cheer me up.

1:56:31 > 1:56:33Here they are.

1:56:34 > 1:56:37And how is everybody down here?

1:56:37 > 1:56:40Ah! I smell fresh blood. Looking for some action?

1:56:40 > 1:56:43Not at the moment. I just came underground to talk to some of my

1:56:43 > 1:56:45- friends.- We ain't talkin', we're shooting crap.

1:56:45 > 1:56:48- It'll only take a minute. - We're shooting crap.

1:56:50 > 1:56:53Gentlemen, I would like to talk to you about Sarah Brown's mission

1:56:53 > 1:56:56where you were so rudely interrupted last night.

1:56:56 > 1:56:59What kind of characters walk around the sewers of New York?

1:56:59 > 1:57:03- Who is this joker?- He is the guy who's trying to take the mission

1:57:03 > 1:57:06- doll to Havana.- Oh, him.

1:57:06 > 1:57:09I suggest you return to where you came,

1:57:09 > 1:57:10back to your praying tomato.

1:57:10 > 1:57:13Around here your presence is slowing up the action.

1:57:13 > 1:57:15If you are so eager for action,

1:57:15 > 1:57:18would you care to make a small wager on a proposition?

1:57:18 > 1:57:20Pray tell, what's the proposition?

1:57:20 > 1:57:22An old one my daddy taught me.

1:57:22 > 1:57:26Now, am I right-handed or left-handed?

1:57:26 > 1:57:28Now, how would I know a thing like that?

1:57:28 > 1:57:30Well, I'll give you a clue.

1:57:39 > 1:57:42Give me that gu...

1:57:42 > 1:57:45Now, to continue with what I was talking about.

1:57:45 > 1:57:48Tonight at Miss Sarah Brown's mission, they are holding a

1:57:48 > 1:57:51midnight prayer meeting. I promised to supply that meeting

1:57:51 > 1:57:54with some sinners. Now, when it comes to sinners,

1:57:54 > 1:57:58no sewer anywhere could provide such a congregation.

1:58:01 > 1:58:05I would consider it a very great personal favour.

1:58:05 > 1:58:09I don't wanna spend no time in no hallelujah joint.

1:58:11 > 1:58:13If not as a favour to me, how about as a favour to yourselves?

1:58:13 > 1:58:17I guarantee you the air in the mission smells cleaner than it does

1:58:17 > 1:58:19down here. Rusty Charlie?

1:58:21 > 1:58:22Society Max?

1:58:23 > 1:58:26If anybody else would go, I would also go, Sky,

1:58:26 > 1:58:28but you know me, I'd go anywhere.

1:58:28 > 1:58:32Well, thanks, Nathan, but just you alone is not enough.

1:58:34 > 1:58:36Well, I tried.

1:58:36 > 1:58:38Uh, Sky...

1:58:38 > 1:58:41about that Havana business.

1:58:41 > 1:58:45I regret I temporarily do not have the 1,000 to pay you.

1:58:45 > 1:58:49I'm glad you reminded me, Nathan. You won the bet.

1:58:50 > 1:58:55But I thought you took Miss Sarah to Havana. You thought wrong.

1:58:57 > 1:59:00On your feet, big Jule. I'll roll you again.

1:59:00 > 1:59:03- This time with real dice.- Nothin' doin'. With honest dice,

1:59:03 > 1:59:06big Jule cannot make a pass to save his soul.

1:59:06 > 1:59:08What did you say?

1:59:08 > 1:59:12I only said that with real dice, big Jule cannot make a pass to save his soul.

1:59:12 > 1:59:15That's very interesting.

1:59:15 > 1:59:17Maybe with honest dice,

1:59:17 > 1:59:20I can make a pass to save his soul.

1:59:20 > 1:59:23And yours. And yours and yours.

1:59:25 > 1:59:27I'm gonna roll these dice.

1:59:27 > 1:59:29One roll,

1:59:29 > 1:59:32and I'll bet each of you 1,000 against your soul.

1:59:34 > 1:59:371,000 cash against a marker for your soul.

1:59:37 > 1:59:42If I win, all of you show at the mission tonight. Have I got a bet?

1:59:42 > 1:59:43ALL TALK AT ONCE

1:59:43 > 1:59:45Let me get this.

1:59:45 > 1:59:46If you lose,

1:59:46 > 1:59:49then you've got to give us each 1,000 bucks.

1:59:49 > 1:59:53But if you win, then we all show up at the mission doll's cabaret?

1:59:53 > 1:59:56Save-a-soul mission, midnight tonight. One meeting.

1:59:56 > 1:59:58If you lose, 1,000 apiece?

1:59:58 > 1:59:591,000 apiece.

1:59:59 > 2:00:02- Well, that's OK by me. - What have I got to lose?

2:00:02 > 2:00:04THEY TALK AMONGST THEMSELVES

2:00:09 > 2:00:12What's the delay, Sky? You turning chicken?

2:00:12 > 2:00:14You know better than that, Horse.

2:00:14 > 2:00:16You've seen me roll for twice as much.

2:00:20 > 2:00:25Only I got a lot more than money riding on this one.

2:00:30 > 2:00:32# They call you

2:00:32 > 2:00:34# Lady luck

2:00:34 > 2:00:37# But there is room for doubt

2:00:37 > 2:00:43# At times you have A very unladylike way

2:00:43 > 2:00:45# Of runnin' out

2:00:45 > 2:00:49# You're on this date with me

2:00:49 > 2:00:53# The pickings have been lush

2:00:53 > 2:00:58# And yet before This evening is over you might

2:00:58 > 2:01:02# Give me the brush You might forget your manners

2:01:02 > 2:01:05# You might refuse to stay

2:01:05 > 2:01:10# And so the best That I can do

2:01:10 > 2:01:13# Is pray

2:01:14 > 2:01:17# Luck, be a lady tonight

2:01:17 > 2:01:20# Luck, be a lady tonight

2:01:20 > 2:01:24# Luck, if you've ever Been a lady to begin with

2:01:24 > 2:01:28# Luck, be a lady tonight

2:01:28 > 2:01:31# Luck, let a gentleman see

2:01:31 > 2:01:34# How nice a dame you can be

2:01:34 > 2:01:37# I know the way you've treated Other guys you've been with

2:01:37 > 2:01:41# Luck, be a lady with me

2:01:41 > 2:01:45# A lady doesn't leave her escort

2:01:45 > 2:01:48# It isn't fair It isn't nice

2:01:48 > 2:01:51# A lady doesn't wander all over the room

2:01:51 > 2:01:54# And blow on some other guy's dice

2:01:54 > 2:02:00# So let's keep the party polite Never get out of my sight

2:02:00 > 2:02:03# Stick with me, baby I'm the fella you came in with

2:02:03 > 2:02:05# Luck, be a lady

2:02:05 > 2:02:09# Luck, be a lady

2:02:09 > 2:02:11# Luck, be a lady tonight

2:02:40 > 2:02:43# A lady wouldn't flirt with strangers

2:02:43 > 2:02:46# She'd have a heart She'd have a soul

2:02:46 > 2:02:49# A lady wouldn't make Little snake eyes at me

2:02:49 > 2:02:52# When I bet my life on this roll

2:02:52 > 2:02:56# So let's keep the party polite Why don't he shoot?

2:02:56 > 2:02:58- # Never get out of my sight - Come on, quit stallin'

2:02:58 > 2:03:01# Stick with me, baby I'm the fella you came in with

2:03:01 > 2:03:04- # Luck, be a lady - Sky's turnin' yellow

2:03:04 > 2:03:07- # Luck, be a lady - What are you scared of?

2:03:07 > 2:03:10# Luck, be a lady

2:03:10 > 2:03:15- # Tonight - Comin' out, comin' out. #

2:03:15 > 2:03:17ALL: Ha!

2:03:20 > 2:03:23I tell ya, I don't wanna go there.

2:03:23 > 2:03:25But, big Jule, you give your marker.

2:03:25 > 2:03:28If you welsh, this will cause me no little embarrassment.

2:03:28 > 2:03:31I am sure you do not want to cause me embarrassment.

2:03:31 > 2:03:33Well, if it ever gets back to Chicago

2:03:33 > 2:03:38that I went to a prayer meeting, no decent person will talk to me.

2:03:49 > 2:03:51Oop.

2:03:51 > 2:03:52Adelaide!

2:03:52 > 2:03:56How clumsy of me. So sorry. An awkward coincidence.

2:03:56 > 2:03:57Adelaide, listen.

2:03:57 > 2:04:00I sent Nicely especially to explain about tonight.

2:04:00 > 2:04:03If you knew what I've been through...

2:04:03 > 2:04:06Please. Let us not have a vulgar scene.

2:04:06 > 2:04:08After all, we're civilised people.

2:04:08 > 2:04:11We do not have to conduct ourselves like a slob.

2:04:14 > 2:04:17Adelaide, what is this? How can you be so upset

2:04:17 > 2:04:19over one lousy elopement?

2:04:19 > 2:04:21I am not upset.

2:04:21 > 2:04:24I have succeeded in your not being able to upset me no more.

2:04:24 > 2:04:27I have got you completely out of my...

2:04:28 > 2:04:29Ah-choo!

2:04:29 > 2:04:31Gesundheit.

2:04:31 > 2:04:32..system.

2:04:34 > 2:04:36Oh, Nathan!

2:04:36 > 2:04:37SHE SOBS

2:04:37 > 2:04:40Adelaide, baby, don't do that to me.

2:04:40 > 2:04:43I can't stand it when you cry.

2:04:43 > 2:04:46Look. We'll get married. I promise you.

2:04:46 > 2:04:49We'll have what you always wanted...

2:04:49 > 2:04:51A little white house with a green fence,

2:04:51 > 2:04:53just like the Whitney colours.

2:04:53 > 2:04:58Oh, Nathan, if I could only believe you.

2:04:58 > 2:05:01We could still make everything all right.

2:05:01 > 2:05:05- We could elope right now.- Adelaide, could we?

2:05:11 > 2:05:14- I almost forgot. But right at this time I cannot.- Why not?

2:05:14 > 2:05:18I'm gonna tell you the truth, but you will not believe me.

2:05:18 > 2:05:20Nathan, why can't we elope?

2:05:20 > 2:05:23I have to go to a prayer meeting.

2:05:23 > 2:05:24That is the biggest,

2:05:24 > 2:05:26and most unforgivable lie you've ever told me!

2:05:26 > 2:05:28It's true! I promise you.

2:05:28 > 2:05:30# You promise me this you promise me that

2:05:30 > 2:05:32# You promise me everything under the sun

2:05:32 > 2:05:34# But you give me a kiss And you're grabbin' your hat

2:05:34 > 2:05:36# And you're off to the races again

2:05:36 > 2:05:39- # When I think of the time gone by - Adelaide...

2:05:39 > 2:05:41- # And I think of the way I tried - Adelaide...

2:05:41 > 2:05:45# I could honestly die

2:05:46 > 2:05:51# Call a lawyer and sue me Sue me

2:05:51 > 2:05:55# What can you do me? I love you

2:05:55 > 2:05:59# Give a holler and hate me Hate me

2:05:59 > 2:06:00# Go ahead, hate me, I love you

2:06:00 > 2:06:04# The best years of my life I was a fool to give to you

2:06:04 > 2:06:08# All right, already I'm just a no-goodnik

2:06:08 > 2:06:10# All right, already It's true

2:06:10 > 2:06:15# So nu So sue me, sue me

2:06:15 > 2:06:19# What can you do me? I love you

2:06:19 > 2:06:21# But you gamble it here you gamble it there

2:06:21 > 2:06:23# You gamble on everything all except me

2:06:23 > 2:06:25# And I'm sick of you keeping me up in the air

2:06:25 > 2:06:27# Till you're back in the money again

2:06:27 > 2:06:28# When I think of the time gone by

2:06:28 > 2:06:32- # Adelaide... - And I think of the way I tried

2:06:32 > 2:06:36- # Adelaide... - I could honestly die. #

2:06:36 > 2:06:39SHE CRIES

2:06:45 > 2:06:51# Serve a paper and sue me Sue me

2:06:51 > 2:06:54# What can you do me? I love you! #

2:06:54 > 2:06:55Ah-choo!

2:06:55 > 2:06:59# Give a holler and hate me Hate me

2:06:59 > 2:07:02- # Go ahead, hate me, I love you - When you wind up in jail

2:07:02 > 2:07:05# Don't come to me to bail you out

2:07:05 > 2:07:08# All right, already So call a policeman

2:07:08 > 2:07:11# All right, already It's true, so nu

2:07:11 > 2:07:15# So sue me, sue me

2:07:15 > 2:07:23# What can you do me? I love you

2:07:25 > 2:07:27# You're at it again You're running the game

2:07:27 > 2:07:29# I'm not gonna play second fiddle to that

2:07:29 > 2:07:31# I'm sick and I'm tired of stalling around

2:07:31 > 2:07:33# I'm telling you now that we're through

2:07:33 > 2:07:35# When I think of the time gone by

2:07:35 > 2:07:38- # And I think of the way I tried - Adelaide!

2:07:38 > 2:07:42# I could honestly die

2:07:44 > 2:07:48# Sue me Sue me

2:07:48 > 2:07:52# Shoot bullets through me

2:07:52 > 2:07:59# I love you! #

2:08:05 > 2:08:06Ah-choo!

2:08:14 > 2:08:18According to my wrist chronometer, it's well past midnight.

2:08:18 > 2:08:20It seems to me that if this big meeting

2:08:20 > 2:08:21were going to be as big as you'd hoped,

2:08:21 > 2:08:24- by now, somebody... - you're quite right, General.

2:08:24 > 2:08:27- Sarah.- Why keep pretending?

2:08:27 > 2:08:30It's childish of us to think we could make sinners appear

2:08:30 > 2:08:32for this big meeting

2:08:32 > 2:08:34when we've failed so miserably up to now.

2:08:34 > 2:08:37When I say we, I mean I failed.

2:08:37 > 2:08:39INDISTINCT CHATTER

2:08:42 > 2:08:46Welcome, brothers! Welcome! Come in. Come in.

2:08:46 > 2:08:50Come on. Move in. Move in, everybody. Hats off.

2:08:50 > 2:08:52Step along. You, too, big Jule.

2:08:52 > 2:08:55Move it. Come on, kid.

2:08:58 > 2:09:00Keep moving. Come on.

2:09:03 > 2:09:06Is everybody accounted for?

2:09:07 > 2:09:10- Where's Nathan Detroit? - Present.- All right.

2:09:17 > 2:09:21Well, I made good my marker. I ought to ask you to return it,

2:09:21 > 2:09:24but it would break up your pretty set of thoughts for today.

2:09:24 > 2:09:27When you get around to it, mark it "paid in full."

2:09:27 > 2:09:30- Would you gentlemen sit down? - DISAPPROVING CHATTER

2:09:30 > 2:09:32Sit down. Do as you're told!

2:09:38 > 2:09:41On behalf of General Cartwright, Sergeant Sarah Brown,

2:09:41 > 2:09:44- and the rest of us... - The army's certainly changed.

2:09:44 > 2:09:47In the next war, I wanna be a red cross nurse.

2:09:47 > 2:09:49- LAUGHTER - Quiet! Quiet!

2:09:49 > 2:09:51I remind you, gentlemen,

2:09:51 > 2:09:54you're no longer on your knees in a sewer,

2:09:54 > 2:09:56but sitting in a mission.

2:09:56 > 2:09:58I trust there will be no further unpleasantness.

2:09:58 > 2:10:01Now, since I depart to move on to other places,

2:10:01 > 2:10:04I'm appointing Nathan Detroit as my deputy.

2:10:04 > 2:10:07Nathan, I hand you herewith their markers

2:10:07 > 2:10:09to be returned when they are made good.

2:10:09 > 2:10:11And anybody who does not play out this hand

2:10:11 > 2:10:13strictly according to Hoyle, will answer to me personally.

2:10:13 > 2:10:15And that means in person.

2:10:20 > 2:10:22What a remarkable young man.

2:10:26 > 2:10:29I will add nothin' to what Sky said except to say that there are many

2:10:29 > 2:10:35here upon who, if they get out of line, I would squeal with pleasure.

2:10:35 > 2:10:37Brother Arvide, your dice.

2:10:40 > 2:10:43Gentlemen, our meeting tonight will be conducted

2:10:43 > 2:10:45by the regional director of the Save-a-soul mission,

2:10:45 > 2:10:47General Cartwright.

2:10:51 > 2:10:56I have rarely attended a meeting in any of our branches

2:10:56 > 2:10:59which could boast of so many evil-looking sinners.

2:11:01 > 2:11:02Now, surely your hearts must be heavy

2:11:02 > 2:11:04with sins to which you want to confess.

2:11:04 > 2:11:08Who will be the first to start the ball rolling by giving testimony?

2:11:08 > 2:11:10Benny Southstreet, give testimony.

2:11:10 > 2:11:12I plead the fifth commandment.

2:11:12 > 2:11:15Come, brothers, we know how difficult it is.

2:11:15 > 2:11:19But if one of you will open his heart, the others will follow.

2:11:19 > 2:11:23Benny, this is an order. Tell the people what a bum you are.

2:11:26 > 2:11:29Well, I was always a bad guy.

2:11:29 > 2:11:31I was even a bad gambler.

2:11:31 > 2:11:34I would like to be a good guy and a good gambler.

2:11:34 > 2:11:36I thank you.

2:11:36 > 2:11:37Who will be next?

2:11:37 > 2:11:39Big Jule.

2:11:39 > 2:11:41What's the pitch?

2:11:41 > 2:11:44Tell the people all the terrible things you've done,

2:11:44 > 2:11:48but you ain't gonna do no more. And watch your language.

2:11:50 > 2:11:53Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid.

2:11:53 > 2:11:55But ever since then, I've gone straight,

2:11:55 > 2:12:01as you can prove by my record - 33 arrests and no convictions.

2:12:04 > 2:12:05- Horse.- No!

2:12:05 > 2:12:08- Harry the horse. - Go ahead. Go ahead.

2:12:08 > 2:12:14Well, when Sky was rolling us against our souls...

2:12:14 > 2:12:15I beg your pardon?

2:12:15 > 2:12:19Sky Masterson - he rolled us 1,000 against our souls.

2:12:19 > 2:12:21- That's why we're here. - I don't understand.

2:12:21 > 2:12:23I'll interpret for you.

2:12:23 > 2:12:26He means they're here only because Sky Masterson

2:12:26 > 2:12:29won them in a dice game.

2:12:29 > 2:12:31Then this whole meeting, in a way,

2:12:31 > 2:12:34is the result of gambling.

2:12:34 > 2:12:36Fire fought with fire.

2:12:36 > 2:12:39Sergeant Sarah, you are to be congratulated.

2:12:39 > 2:12:41Congratulations, Sarah!

2:12:43 > 2:12:44THEY CHEER

2:12:44 > 2:12:47- Thank you so much.- Hey! Hey! Hey!

2:12:47 > 2:12:50I ain't finished my testimony yet.

2:12:50 > 2:12:54So my sin is that when Sky was rolling us,

2:12:54 > 2:12:59I wished that I could win the 1,000 instead of having to come here.

2:12:59 > 2:13:02Now that I'm here... I still wish it!

2:13:05 > 2:13:08Something very funny has been happening to me,

2:13:08 > 2:13:11sitting here, I mean. Like I'm remembering a dream.

2:13:13 > 2:13:15You...

2:13:18 > 2:13:21Tell us, Nicely. Tell us in your own words.

2:13:21 > 2:13:24Yeah, that's it - a dream.

2:13:24 > 2:13:26# I dreamed last night

2:13:26 > 2:13:28# I got on the boat to heaven

2:13:28 > 2:13:32# And by some chance I had brought my dice along

2:13:32 > 2:13:35# And there I stood And I hollered, someone, fade me

2:13:35 > 2:13:42# But the passengers They knew right from wrong

2:13:42 > 2:13:46# For the people all said sit down Sit down, you're rockin' the boat

2:13:46 > 2:13:48# People all said sit down Sit down, you're rockin' the boat

2:13:48 > 2:13:50# And the devil will drag you under

2:13:50 > 2:13:53# By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat

2:13:53 > 2:13:54# Sit down, sit down, sit down,

2:13:54 > 2:13:57# Sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat

2:13:59 > 2:14:02# I sailed away On that little boat to heaven

2:14:02 > 2:14:05# And by some chance Found a bottle in my fist

2:14:05 > 2:14:09# And there I stood Nicely passing out the whiskey

2:14:09 > 2:14:15# But the passengers were bound to resist

2:14:15 > 2:14:19# For the people all said Beware, you're on a heavenly trip

2:14:19 > 2:14:22# People all said, beware Beware, you'll scuttle the ship

2:14:22 > 2:14:23# And the devil will drag you under

2:14:23 > 2:14:25# By the fancy tie round your wicked throat

2:14:25 > 2:14:27# Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down

2:14:27 > 2:14:29# Sit down, you're rockin' the boat

2:14:29 > 2:14:31# And as I laughed

2:14:31 > 2:14:33# At those passengers to heaven

2:14:33 > 2:14:36# Ha ha ha ha!

2:14:36 > 2:14:39# A great big wave came And washed me overboard

2:14:39 > 2:14:42# And as I sank And I hollered, someone save me

2:14:42 > 2:14:45# That's the moment I woke up

2:14:45 > 2:14:49- # Thank the lord - ALL:- Thank the lord

2:14:49 > 2:14:52- ALL:- # Thank the lord

2:14:52 > 2:14:55# And I said to myself, sit down Sit down, you're rockin' the boat

2:14:55 > 2:14:58# Said to myself sit down Sit down, you're rockin' the boat

2:14:58 > 2:15:00# And the devil will drag you under

2:15:00 > 2:15:02# With a soul so heavy you'd never float

2:15:02 > 2:15:03# Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down

2:15:03 > 2:15:06# Sit down, you're rockin' the boat Sit down, you're rockin'

2:15:06 > 2:15:08# Sit down, sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat

2:15:08 > 2:15:10# Sit down, you're rockin'

2:15:10 > 2:15:12# Sit down, sit down, sit down, you're rockin' the boat

2:15:12 > 2:15:17- # Sit down - ALL:- # You're rockin' the boat. #

2:15:26 > 2:15:29Now, Brother Brannigan, What can we do for you?

2:15:29 > 2:15:31Maybe you would like to testify?

2:15:31 > 2:15:34I'll do my testifying in court,

2:15:34 > 2:15:36where I will testify you ran a crap game

2:15:36 > 2:15:38here in the mission last night.

2:15:38 > 2:15:41A crap game! In the mission?

2:15:41 > 2:15:44Miss Sarah, you were standing right there

2:15:44 > 2:15:47when they ran out. You saw them. Aren't these the men?

2:15:55 > 2:15:57You must be mistaken, lieutenant.

2:15:58 > 2:16:02I never saw these gentlemen before in my life.

2:16:03 > 2:16:06There's a right broad.

2:16:06 > 2:16:11If you'll excuse us, lieutenant, we'd like to go on with our meeting.

2:16:17 > 2:16:19Tell me something.

2:16:19 > 2:16:21Is my name Brannigan?

2:16:21 > 2:16:23When last seen.

2:16:23 > 2:16:27Thanks. I was beginning to wonder.

2:16:33 > 2:16:37On behalf of everybody concerned, thanks, Miss Sarah.

2:16:37 > 2:16:39Also at this time,

2:16:39 > 2:16:42I would like to personally make a confession.

2:16:42 > 2:16:44General, we did shoot crap here last night,

2:16:44 > 2:16:47but unbeknownst to anybody connected with the mission.

2:16:47 > 2:16:51And for this, we're all sorry. Ain't we, boys?

2:16:53 > 2:16:54Ain't we, boys?

2:16:54 > 2:16:57- ALL:- Yeah. Sure. Oh, yeah. - I'm really sorry.

2:16:59 > 2:17:02I did another terrible thing. I bet a certain guy

2:17:02 > 2:17:05that he could not take a certain doll away with him to Havana.

2:17:05 > 2:17:07I know this I should not have done,

2:17:07 > 2:17:12although it did not do no harm because, well, I won the bet.

2:17:12 > 2:17:14You won the bet?

2:17:14 > 2:17:18Sure. The guy told me he did not take the doll away.

2:17:18 > 2:17:21And for this I feel much better.

2:17:22 > 2:17:26- CARTWRIGHT:- Gentlemen, we will now sing number 244,

2:17:26 > 2:17:30Follow the Fold. You will find it on page 27.

2:17:36 > 2:17:40# Follow the fold and stray no more

2:17:40 > 2:17:42# Stray no more

2:17:42 > 2:17:44# Stray no more

2:17:44 > 2:17:48# Put down the bottle and we'll say no more

2:17:48 > 2:17:52# Follow, follow the fold. #

2:18:44 > 2:18:47CHEERING

2:20:37 > 2:20:39Brothers and sisters, as you all know,

2:20:39 > 2:20:41traffic is very heavy this time of night,

2:20:41 > 2:20:44so our ceremony will be brief.

2:20:45 > 2:20:48Do you, Sarah Brown, take Sky Masterson

2:20:48 > 2:20:51- to be your wedded husband? - I do.

2:20:51 > 2:20:54Do you, Sky Masterson, take Sarah Brown

2:20:54 > 2:20:57- to be your wedded wife?- I do.

2:20:57 > 2:20:59Do you, Miss Adelaide, take Nathan Detroit

2:20:59 > 2:21:02- to be your wedded husband? - I do.

2:21:02 > 2:21:06Do you, Nathan Detroit, take Miss Adelaide to be your wedded wife?

2:21:09 > 2:21:12- Ah-choo!- That means he does.- He's gotta say it.

2:21:12 > 2:21:13I do.

2:21:13 > 2:21:15Then under the authority granted me

2:21:15 > 2:21:17by the state, county, and city of New York,

2:21:17 > 2:21:20I hereby pronounce you men and wives!

2:21:20 > 2:21:24CHEERING

2:21:43 > 2:21:45# When you see a guy

2:21:45 > 2:21:47# Reach for stars in the sky

2:21:47 > 2:21:51# You can bet That he's doing it for some doll

2:21:51 > 2:21:55# When you spot a John Waiting out in the rain

2:21:55 > 2:22:00# Chances are he's insane As only a John can be for a Jane

2:22:00 > 2:22:03# When you meet a Gent Paying all kinds of rent

2:22:03 > 2:22:09# For a flat That could flatten The Taj Mahal

2:22:12 > 2:22:14# Call it sad, call it funny

2:22:14 > 2:22:18# But it's better than even money

2:22:18 > 2:22:23# That the guy's only doing it

2:22:23 > 2:22:28# For some doll. #