Arachnophobia

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0:01:25 > 0:01:27Welcome!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Dr Atherton, I presume?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Wait! Not so fast!

0:01:31 > 0:01:36We're in a hurry, Mr Manley! We depart immediately.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41Miguel Higueras, our assistant.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Mucho gusto.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Muy bien. Sorry I'm late.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I was held up in Caracas with fever.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Be sick on your own time, Mr Manley!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53I want close-ups of each specimen, the forest and tepuis.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53The what?

0:01:53 > 0:01:59A tepui is a mountain with species isolated for millions of years.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Any man-eating dinosaurs?

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Only Atherton! We'll hit a new one today.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Great(!) Anybody ever get lost?

0:02:08 > 0:02:15It's said men who climb to the "rain desert" never return. But don't worry - we'll fly!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41He friendly?

0:02:41 > 0:02:45I hope so. He's our guide. Stick close.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Veinticuatro!

0:03:13 > 0:03:1524-Hour Ant.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17They bite?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21They kill, Mr Manley, in sufficient numbers.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23So do some of the frogs.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Don't touch any!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Great(!)

0:03:46 > 0:03:48This is where we're going.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51We land here, then walk down.

0:03:51 > 0:03:57It's a sinkhole. Thousands of years of water have torn away the rock.

0:04:27 > 0:04:33It's deep, 2,000ft, and dark at the bottom. You'll need flash equipment.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- <- Atencion, muchachos!

0:04:53 > 0:04:58Stegolepis. Nutritious enough to live on for weeks.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Thanks, I'll pass!

0:04:58 > 0:05:03Plants your speciality?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Identifying new insects and spiders.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Great, just what the world needs(!) More bugs(!)

0:05:11 > 0:05:14What's your speciality, Manley?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Football.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Vamos! Vamos!

0:05:51 > 0:05:57No-one mentioned poison ants and frogs, but a 2,000ft drop?!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59This is for the equipment.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Our guide will show us another way.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Vamonos!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Mr Manley!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Que pasa?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24No voy. No voy.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29What's with him?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31This is as far as he'll go.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34What?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Here we are.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Careful. Careful, watch your step, man.

0:07:05 > 0:07:11Amazing! The air temperature's dropped 10 degrees in 100m!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Not far. Down there.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17INAUDIBLE

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Arrgghh! Arrgghh!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Manley, you all right?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. I just...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE SPEAKS IN SPANISH

0:07:49 > 0:07:52What'd he say?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Be careful. You're too big for us to carry out. Vamonos!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Wait up! Wait up!

0:09:02 > 0:09:07What's that thing do?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Ever thrown a firecracker into a pond?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Maybe when I was a kid. Why?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11What happened?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14All sorts of stuff floated to the surface.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Exactly. Everybody ready?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23ENGINE WHIRS NOSILY

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Prepare yourselves, gentlemen.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54For what?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13For pictures, Manley!

0:10:29 > 0:10:30What is it?

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I think it's a new species of butterfly.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37We could call it Photius Manlii.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42LARGE THUD

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Extraordinary! Look at these markings!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Don't just sit there!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Are you sure it's dead?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Yes. Quite dead.

0:11:11 > 0:11:17Two more.

0:11:12 > 0:11:17Highly unusual. So many spiders this size in a confined area!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Look at the abdomen.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20We must find a live specimen!

0:11:23 > 0:11:27HE SCREAMS

0:11:29 > 0:11:30HISSING

0:11:30 > 0:11:31What the devil are you doing?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34It was alive!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Don't be ridiculous.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35It's just a spider...

0:11:35 > 0:11:38It wasn't just a spider.

0:11:37 > 0:11:43It was potentially a species unchanged for millions of years...

0:11:43 > 0:11:48and all you could do is squash it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Profesor! No esta muerto.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50HE MURMURS IN SPANISH

0:11:51 > 0:11:55No esta muerto.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Impossible. They should be dead.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00Very aggressive! We'll take two alive, and preserve two.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25Are you sure that'll do it?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25This stuff will kill an elephant.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Millions of years, then we come along!

0:12:31 > 0:12:33How long will it take to get back?

0:12:33 > 0:12:38What's wrong? Still worried about dinosaurs(?)

0:12:38 > 0:12:40This place gives me the creeps.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Incredible!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55What is?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55They have no reproductive organs.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Almost like worker bees or soldier ants.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06Well...if these are the soldiers, I'd hate to see the general!

0:13:06 > 0:13:09How are you feeling?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Like hell. This fever's killing me.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13You don't look so good. Take a rest.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Ow!

0:14:22 > 0:14:25HE CHOKES

0:14:37 > 0:14:39STRANGLED CRIES

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Senor!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Senor!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Profesor! Profesor! Profesor!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Esta muerto?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20The fever.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Make sure we've got all his film.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Have we notified his family?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31I've contacted the US Consulate.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK, seal him up.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36HE SPEAKS SPANISH

0:17:09 > 0:17:13I wish you wouldn't complain about my driving!

0:17:13 > 0:17:16You're pushing it, that's all!

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Take it easy! Wait a minute!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20All right.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Can you give me a hand?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh, yeah.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Oh, gee...

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Oh, God!

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I think I'll go move the hearse.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01I'm sorry to pester you in this already difficult time.

0:18:01 > 0:18:08I know we decided on an open casket, but we should maybe reconsider.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12I'm not sure how they work down in South America...

0:18:12 > 0:18:18but let me say their preservation methods differ from ours.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22No, you'd be welcome to come down and decide...

0:18:22 > 0:18:26But in this difficult time, I'm not sure I would...

0:18:28 > 0:18:33You do have the option...we could put a photo on top of the casket.

0:18:33 > 0:18:38Yeah. The one you had in the newspaper would be nice.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yeah. Oh, good.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41All right.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48DOG WIMPERS

0:18:50 > 0:18:52CAT MIAOWS

0:19:13 > 0:19:15BIRD SCREECHES

0:19:23 > 0:19:28OK, kids, stake out your rooms!

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Give me that!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Shelley!

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Oh, Ross, smell that air!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37HE SNEEZES

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Oh, God!

0:19:39 > 0:19:48Before we find what broke in the move and that the breakfront doesn't fit in the dining room,

0:19:48 > 0:19:51let's chant, "We did the right thing".

0:19:51 > 0:19:56- BOTH:- We did the right thing.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56For the kids.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56For all of us.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00Goodbye crime, goodbye grime.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Goodbye culture, goodbye friends...

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Hey, Dad, there's a dead bird over here!

0:20:10 > 0:20:15Well, don't touch it! Just go into the house and find your sister.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Ross, the town is yours!

0:20:21 > 0:20:24You're THE doctor. Is there a more respected figure?

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Respect is fine, but I want to be feared.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31Easy with that! That's... Don't...

0:20:31 > 0:20:38Don't want to agitate the sediments. Chateau Margaux. 127 bucks a bottle.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Tasty, huh?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43At that price, who can drink it?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Goes in the basement.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49I mean, the cellar.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53The wine cellar.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04I need a big padlock, protect my investment.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Dad! Dad!

0:21:04 > 0:21:08What? What's wrong?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Behind the boxes, a spider!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11A spider? OK.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11It was ugly! This big!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Calm down! You're in the country now.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17OK? Let's go find that spider.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Let's find Mom to take care of it.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Honey, we're in the living room! We need you to kill a spider.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26All right. Where is it?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Over there on the box!

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Killing a spider? Cool!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Bad luck to kill one in a new house!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Just made that up, dear?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37OK. Everything's OK.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Oh, poor thing!

0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's more scared than we are.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Let's give it a home in the barn.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Yeah, good idea, Shell.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10How come you're not afraid of bugs like Dad?

0:22:10 > 0:22:15I'm not afraid of bugs, just... Careful of rusty nails!

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Dad, chill out!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Right here.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Yeah!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20There. OK?

0:22:27 > 0:22:31You won't miss being in the thick of things?

0:22:31 > 0:22:36Stars winking, crickets singing... we ARE in the thick of things.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41I mean work. Strokes from the boss. Christmas bonuses.

0:22:41 > 0:22:46Office politics. Caffeine. Adrenaline. Steady income.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49We'll be fine.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Between my severance and your potential patients, we'll be fine.

0:22:54 > 0:23:00When are you meeting Dr Metcalf?

0:22:56 > 0:23:00Thursday. The old coot passes the torch at 10 sharp.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Wait.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07We can unpack in the morning.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14I have some Napoleon brandy in the basement...cellar.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Ross, I'm exhausted.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20It's bad luck not to make love in a new house.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24You just made that up, didn't you, dear(?)

0:23:52 > 0:23:56I have terrific news. Well, for my patients it's terrific...

0:23:56 > 0:23:59..my wife is less than thrilled.

0:23:58 > 0:23:59What's that, Dr?

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I'm postponing retirement.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06I don't know for how long, but...

0:24:06 > 0:24:08But?

0:24:08 > 0:24:15I realised there's only one thing left to do when you retire...

0:24:14 > 0:24:20.. and too many friends have done that 6 months after giving up work.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22But you...

0:24:23 > 0:24:27When we spoke four months ago, you assured me...

0:24:27 > 0:24:35I'm not ready to retire, Doctor! And if my wife can't rush me into it, you sure as hell can't!

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Excuse me.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55You got to feed the meter, partner.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Well, I was just leaving.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Hmm, a little late, though.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I do have medical plates.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Oh, right! You're that new doctor!

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Ross Jennings.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Sheriff Lloyd Parsons.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14You're a Yale grad?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17That's right, yeah.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Yeah!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Just a school, isn't it(?)

0:25:20 > 0:25:23That's enough, Lloyd Parsons.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27You're writing him a ticket!?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27What're you doing?!

0:25:27 > 0:25:31What the whole town ought to do! Your ticker-tape parade!

0:25:31 > 0:25:33That's littering, Miss Hollins!

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Lloyd's been a bully since 5th grade.

0:25:35 > 0:25:41I know, I held him back! Walk me to my automobile.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Thanks! How'd you know who I was?

0:25:45 > 0:25:51We're neighbours. I gave you a standing ovation when you arrived.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Sam Metcalf only recently gave up leeches.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57He also gave up retirement!

0:25:57 > 0:26:04We came thinking I'd have his patients, now I've none!

0:26:04 > 0:26:08No, Dr Jennings! You have one!

0:26:12 > 0:26:18Look at this light! On the best day in the city we didn't get this!

0:26:18 > 0:26:23Maybe they'll give me a show. They do that in little towns.

0:26:23 > 0:26:29"Molly Jennings - A Retrospective." I need to take pictures first!

0:26:29 > 0:26:31There's good news and bad.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Shall we go in reverse alphabetical order, start with the good?

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Mm-hm.

0:26:36 > 0:26:42I'm seeing my first patient today... A great old dame, lives up the road.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Terrific. What's the bad?

0:26:44 > 0:26:46She's my only patient.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Today?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Metcalf changed his mind.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00What?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00He panicked.

0:27:00 > 0:27:08He says if he retires, he'll lose his zest for life and die within 48 hours or something.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12But we looked in 14 different towns!

0:27:12 > 0:27:16We bought a house! You rented an office! What'll we do?

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Kill him?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I have my fax machine.

0:27:21 > 0:27:27I'll work part-time. Phone and fax is all I need. My old clients...

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Honey, we'll be fine, just like you said.

0:27:31 > 0:27:36With one patient?

0:27:32 > 0:27:36Maybe I'll be lucky and she'll be ravaged by disease.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Like having seven patients in one.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48Fit as a fiddle! Not a damned thing wrong!

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Dr Jennings, I'm sorry.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55Think I was hoping you were ravaged by disease?

0:27:55 > 0:27:58What about my high blood pressure?

0:27:58 > 0:28:06You have above normal systolic pressure - less dangerous than a diastolic elevation.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08It doesn't need treatment.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Do I need these?

0:28:11 > 0:28:17There's a difference between the two types of hypertension. I think...

0:28:17 > 0:28:23Dr Metcalf doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole!

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Folks are comfortable with him...

0:28:27 > 0:28:31Though when he first hit town they were standoffish.

0:28:31 > 0:28:36How did he overcome it?

0:28:33 > 0:28:36He threw a party, invited the town.

0:28:36 > 0:28:42If he were half as good at medicine as he is at public relations,

0:28:42 > 0:28:45he could run for Surgeon General!

0:28:45 > 0:28:51Next month, when the afternoons are cooler, we'll throw you a party!

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Thanks.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31SHE GASPS

0:30:17 > 0:30:21So, is your one patient a walking health hazard?

0:30:21 > 0:30:23I couldn't find a wart on her.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Great(!) So what do we do?

0:30:25 > 0:30:31Enjoy the fact that now we don't live in the city, we needn't call this pasta.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Skinny spaghetti?

0:30:32 > 0:30:34No, Daddy's not done.

0:30:34 > 0:30:42Margaret, my tragically healthy patient, will throw a get-to-know-Dr Jennings party.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45No, Daddy's not done!

0:30:45 > 0:30:51Some punch with the new GP and Canaima will abandon Doc Metcalf...

0:30:51 > 0:30:53It's a nice gesture.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Yeah, I thought so.

0:30:54 > 0:30:55Can we play with Bunny?

0:30:55 > 0:30:59Yeah. I want you both in before dark, though.

0:30:59 > 0:31:05Bunny Beechwood. She popped up this morning. A neighbour. Seems nice.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09Bet they'll chase fireflies or something?

0:31:09 > 0:31:12- Wanna blow up a bullfrog?- OK!

0:31:13 > 0:31:16I got great shots in the barn!

0:31:16 > 0:31:21If my camera picks up the web with the detail my eyes did...

0:31:21 > 0:31:23The web?

0:31:23 > 0:31:27Our spider made himself a hell of a home!

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Even you would appreciate it!

0:31:29 > 0:31:34Molly, how can I make this more clear? I have a...

0:31:34 > 0:31:39Terrible fear of spiders. I've seen what happens.

0:31:39 > 0:31:45Which is why you should force yourself to look at the web.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45Look at the web?!

0:31:45 > 0:31:50See it for the extraordinary, beautiful thing it is.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52Therapy! We live in the country.

0:31:52 > 0:31:58Time to work out this irrational, paralysing terror.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58It's not irrational.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00I know. The incident.

0:32:00 > 0:32:06It's like yesterday.

0:32:01 > 0:32:06Nobody remembers anything from when they were two!

0:32:07 > 0:32:09It's my first memory.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14I can envision the crib, all around me, clear as day.

0:32:14 > 0:32:20I can feel waking up, drowsy, peaceful, secure - and there it was.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Probably a daddy-longlegs.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23It seemed huge.

0:32:23 > 0:32:29It came crawling through the bars of the crib, touched my bare leg...

0:32:29 > 0:32:34You were wearing a diaper.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34All my limbs froze, just froze!

0:32:34 > 0:32:36You were still half-asleep.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38I was paralysed, Molly!

0:32:38 > 0:32:42Try to understand how it makes me feel.

0:32:42 > 0:32:47I was unable to stop it from crawling along my naked skin!

0:32:47 > 0:32:51I can still feel its hairy little legs, just...

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Then up to my face...

0:32:53 > 0:33:00I felt utterly helpless, being explored by an alien thing!

0:33:03 > 0:33:07Can you blame me for being a spider...phobe...?

0:33:07 > 0:33:10Arachnophobe.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Whatever.

0:33:16 > 0:33:20You see it up there? Right behind the ladder.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Impressive, huh?

0:33:50 > 0:33:51Therapy, right?

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Right.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Yeah.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Oh...

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Oh, God!

0:34:14 > 0:34:19You see? You still have full use of all your limbs.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26God, have you seen it up here?

0:34:26 > 0:34:31Molly, I think you spared the 8-legged Frank Lloyd Wright!

0:34:34 > 0:34:35Ross!

0:34:37 > 0:34:39BOTH SCREAM

0:34:40 > 0:34:44Are you OK? Honey, it's OK!

0:34:41 > 0:34:44What the hell was that?!

0:34:44 > 0:34:46It's... Ugh!

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Come on!

0:34:49 > 0:34:55Oh, God! Oh, no! HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Jesus!

0:34:59 > 0:35:02Hold me, hold me!

0:35:00 > 0:35:02No, no! No!

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Oh, my God!

0:35:16 > 0:35:21- FRANK SINATRA: - # The summer wind came blowing in

0:35:21 > 0:35:23# From across the sea

0:35:26 > 0:35:31# It lingered there and touched your hair

0:35:31 > 0:35:34# And walked with me

0:35:36 > 0:35:38# All summer long... #

0:35:43 > 0:35:47No, thanks.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47How do you find life here?

0:35:47 > 0:35:52After a few initial shocks, we're adjusting.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52I've been checking on you.

0:35:52 > 0:35:58When I'm ready to throw in the towel, Dr Jennings is your man.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02Henry Beechwood.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Ross. Jennings.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02By all accounts, a fine physician.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04I'll remember that.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07This brings back memories!

0:36:07 > 0:36:14When I moved here, the whole town threw me a party.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14No, you threw yourself a party!

0:36:14 > 0:36:18Now, THAT was a party!

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Now, THAT is a jerk!

0:36:48 > 0:36:53Canaima welcomes you.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53Thank you.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53I was interested in something.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Could you give me a little help?

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Should I have this removed?

0:36:58 > 0:37:00What's Bunny showing them?

0:37:00 > 0:37:04Green Beret hand-to-hand combat methods.

0:37:04 > 0:37:08Becky, thought about what you'll major in at college?

0:37:08 > 0:37:12- Gym. - It's in the genes.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Bobby's a Bronco star quarterback.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Hi.

0:37:17 > 0:37:23He could throw a football before he could walk! I coach the team.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Nepotism, huh?

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Actually, we're Baptists.

0:37:28 > 0:37:33Nobody says to a mortician, "Irv, think I might be dead?"

0:37:33 > 0:37:38Drive you nuts? Dipping a Dorito as somebody shows you his growth!

0:37:38 > 0:37:39How do you handle it?

0:37:39 > 0:37:44I just mention that my wife was a successful stockbroker.

0:37:44 > 0:37:49What about artificial intelligence stock?

0:37:49 > 0:37:52Why shouldn't I have another?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52You've had too much.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54No! I'm thirsty!

0:37:54 > 0:37:59(The Manleys... Their son passed away recently.)

0:37:58 > 0:38:00Oh, that's awful! How?

0:38:00 > 0:38:03I'm not sure. He was a scientist.

0:38:02 > 0:38:03Photographer.

0:38:03 > 0:38:08He was on an expedition down in Venezuela.

0:38:09 > 0:38:14Nobody'd tell me how! Or even let me see him to say goodbye!

0:38:15 > 0:38:21Let's go.

0:38:16 > 0:38:21Why wouldn't they let me see him? I don't understand!

0:38:22 > 0:38:26I had to recommend a closed coffin.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29His body looked all chewed up.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Drained.

0:38:31 > 0:38:37Like some vampire had a go at him. It was something terrible.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Excuse us.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Oh, yeah.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44That's the apple?

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Bet you made enough friends to break Sam's death grip!

0:38:50 > 0:38:53We can't thank you enough.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Nor I you, for freeing me from the pills!

0:38:56 > 0:39:01I feel I could compete in a triathlon!

0:39:01 > 0:39:03After your check-up, I agree!

0:39:03 > 0:39:06Bye-bye, Margaret.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06Bye, Molly.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11Irv! Blaire! Would you like a doggie bag?

0:39:11 > 0:39:15We're fine, thank you. Great party, Margaret!

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Come on, honey, the party's over!

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Happy hunting, Felix! See you in the morning!

0:40:47 > 0:40:53You'd have had too much punch, and been the life of the party.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01I missed you!

0:41:07 > 0:41:08- <- Aaargh!

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Ross! Ross!

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Molly?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Ross!

0:42:06 > 0:42:12I could have killed you! The nails came straight... Oh, God!

0:42:12 > 0:42:18It's all rotten. My wine cellar is probably crawling with termites!

0:42:18 > 0:42:23I'm surprised we haven't fallen through the floor!

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Well, I'll call the exterminator.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30You're casual about the death of my dream!

0:42:30 > 0:42:37I tried to thank Margaret for yesterday, but her line's busy.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37She's probably gabbing.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40You want me to...

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Yeah, OK, I'll go over and check on her.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55CAT MIAOWS

0:42:58 > 0:43:02Here, Kitty! Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Margaret!

0:43:18 > 0:43:19What'd you think, Doc?

0:43:19 > 0:43:23Heart attack. Bound to happen sooner rather than later.

0:43:23 > 0:43:28She had high blood pressure, even with pills.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31I took her off those.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31What right did you have?

0:43:31 > 0:43:33She came to me as a patient.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35You didn't see she was hypertensive?

0:43:35 > 0:43:41Her diastolic reading was normal, her systolic below 160.

0:43:41 > 0:43:45This is a very serious matter, young man!

0:43:46 > 0:43:48You may have killed her.

0:43:48 > 0:43:52She was in fine shape. I want an autopsy.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55Never!

0:43:53 > 0:43:55She was my patient.

0:43:55 > 0:43:56And mine for 40 years!

0:43:56 > 0:44:03She wouldn't want to be butchered! Nobody would want it for her!

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Give it to me, Irv.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05I'm satisfied if you are, Doc.

0:44:05 > 0:44:09You come from a city, where people don't care!

0:44:09 > 0:44:12I don't expect you to understand.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14A little advice.

0:44:14 > 0:44:19To fit in, learn to be sensitive to people's feelings!

0:44:19 > 0:44:23I'm interested in medicine, not public relations(!)

0:44:23 > 0:44:30Cardiac victims don't bite their tongues off! She had tetanic convulsions.

0:44:30 > 0:44:33This case isn't closed!

0:44:31 > 0:44:33You're damn right!

0:44:33 > 0:44:40I believe you may be guilty of medical malpractice! I intend to pursue it!

0:44:48 > 0:44:53I understand she was your patient. Your only patient.

0:44:53 > 0:44:58Come by the gym tomorrow at 3. I'll throw you some business.

0:44:58 > 0:45:03Thank you, Henry! Thanks, I appreciate that!

0:45:03 > 0:45:08Nice. Think he could say it a little louder, though(?)

0:45:10 > 0:45:12MUSIC PLAYS

0:45:19 > 0:45:21HE SIGHS

0:45:24 > 0:45:26A little young, isn't it?

0:45:26 > 0:45:28The wine?

0:45:28 > 0:45:32No. Margaret. To die at 68.

0:45:36 > 0:45:43You know, that's 10 years below life expectancy of a Caucasian female.

0:45:43 > 0:45:51You're a fine doctor. You knew what you were doing taking her off pills.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Like when I chose this town...

0:45:51 > 0:46:00with the country doctor from hell, or this house, which is rotting from the ground up(!)

0:46:00 > 0:46:02I'll take care of that.

0:46:02 > 0:46:07Well, Margaret's still gonna be dead in the morning.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13I still wanna know what killed her.

0:46:29 > 0:46:35He was nailing something in the cellar, and the wood disintegrated.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35Termites, huh?

0:46:35 > 0:46:41That's what my husband thought.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41He's an expert in these matters(?)

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Well, no...

0:46:41 > 0:46:43Didn't think so.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45I'm glad you called me.

0:46:48 > 0:46:51No room for amateurs in this game.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Oh! Oh!

0:47:10 > 0:47:12Ah, thank you.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Haa!

0:47:17 > 0:47:20What is it?

0:47:18 > 0:47:20It's hard to say.

0:47:20 > 0:47:24Would anybody object if I tore the floor out?

0:47:23 > 0:47:24I would!

0:47:24 > 0:47:26False alarm, then. Lead on.

0:47:28 > 0:47:32How bad is it?

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Ssshh!

0:47:33 > 0:47:35I didn't find a thing.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Then why is the wood rotting?

0:47:38 > 0:47:40I'll tell you why.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Bad wood.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45So...what do we do?

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Tear out bad wood.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Put in good wood.

0:47:52 > 0:47:58My husband thought this'd make a good wine cellar.

0:47:54 > 0:47:58Yeah? I collect beer cans myself.

0:47:57 > 0:48:02I got a rare '74 Miller Lite with a misprinted label.

0:48:02 > 0:48:06Only 100 in circulation. He might want a look.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09Oh, no hard shoes on the court.

0:48:09 > 0:48:10Sorry.

0:48:10 > 0:48:19I know what a blow losing Margaret was. People keep score. You're only as good as your last game.

0:48:19 > 0:48:23I appreciate your concern.

0:48:20 > 0:48:23I want you to enjoy Canaima.

0:48:23 > 0:48:28Clean water, fresh air. No police sirens wailing all night!

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Just crickets up the wazoo!

0:48:31 > 0:48:35Actually, I haven't heard any crickets lately.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37I haven't, either.

0:48:37 > 0:48:42OK, Broncos, the doc's here! Get ready to drop 'em!

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Doc wants to hear you cough!

0:48:56 > 0:48:58HE COUGHS

0:49:07 > 0:49:09MORE COUGHING

0:49:15 > 0:49:17HE COUGHS

0:49:18 > 0:49:20HE COUGHS FEEBLY

0:49:22 > 0:49:28Call yourself Broncos? You look like babies! Come on! Snap to it!

0:49:32 > 0:49:33- <- On the ball.

0:49:37 > 0:49:41Hurry up, let's go! Come on! Another play.

0:49:41 > 0:49:47Come on, you're moving in slow motion! Move it! Move it!

0:49:50 > 0:49:52Hike!

0:49:55 > 0:49:58A banana-out?! That's a banana-split!

0:49:58 > 0:50:01Shitty pass!

0:49:59 > 0:50:01I heard that, McGrath!

0:50:01 > 0:50:04Garbage-mouth! Wash that mouth out!

0:50:04 > 0:50:06- Miller!- Yo!

0:50:06 > 0:50:09You know the patterns?

0:50:08 > 0:50:09Like the back of my hand!

0:50:10 > 0:50:14Get in here! Run the same thing again.

0:50:13 > 0:50:17Come on, we're waiting on you! Let's go!

0:50:17 > 0:50:21Come on, Miller! Wanna play? Let's go!

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Thanks.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Run it!

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Set! Hut! Hike!

0:50:34 > 0:50:36Arrggh!

0:50:37 > 0:50:39Come on! Come on, up, up!

0:50:39 > 0:50:42Easy up! Let's up! That's back! Let's go!

0:50:44 > 0:50:47Miller, you all right?

0:50:47 > 0:50:50Coach!

0:50:48 > 0:50:50What's wrong with Miller?

0:50:51 > 0:50:53Back up, let him breathe!

0:50:53 > 0:50:55What's wrong? What is it?

0:50:55 > 0:50:58Come on, give him some air!

0:50:59 > 0:51:02OK, let's get his helmet off.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05Real easy. Support his head. Easy, easy!

0:51:05 > 0:51:07Real gentle.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11Real gentle.

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Look out, look out.

0:51:26 > 0:51:30From what I hear it wasn't a very hard tackle.

0:51:30 > 0:51:35I only wish I knew. You see, Dr Jennings examined him last.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47Hey...

0:51:47 > 0:51:49Why so gloomy?

0:51:50 > 0:51:55Bunny Beechwood says everybody's calling you Dr Death.

0:51:56 > 0:51:58That's just silly, Shelley.

0:51:58 > 0:52:03They say you want to cut people up into pieces.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03Oh, Tom, look.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05It's called an autopsy.

0:52:05 > 0:52:08It's not a pleasant thing.

0:52:08 > 0:52:12But sometimes it's the only way to see what happened.

0:52:12 > 0:52:17But some doctors won't accept it.

0:52:17 > 0:52:23Some doctors won't accept city methods don't work in a small town.

0:52:23 > 0:52:29Both Margaret and that poor boy did seem healthy. Odd, don't you think?

0:52:30 > 0:52:36If I autopsied every heart attack, I'd be run out of Canaima!

0:52:36 > 0:52:39Poor Sam. You think life is a popularity contest!

0:52:41 > 0:52:44You're not jealous of our new doctor?

0:52:44 > 0:52:46What?!

0:52:46 > 0:52:49You made me lose my timing!

0:52:49 > 0:52:52You're yelling, Sam. Come on to bed.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Come on!

0:52:56 > 0:52:58I need a shower.

0:52:58 > 0:53:04I'd love to take walks around the neighbourhood with you.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04It's not the same, Evelyn.

0:53:04 > 0:53:09I need to know how far I've gone, and exactly how long it took me.

0:53:11 > 0:53:12Floor's cold, Sam.

0:53:12 > 0:53:15You're right. You're always right!

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Damn!

0:53:22 > 0:53:25What's wrong?

0:53:23 > 0:53:25Some damn thing bit me.

0:53:27 > 0:53:28It's just a spider!

0:53:28 > 0:53:33Spider? It felt like a damn cougar! Damn!

0:53:34 > 0:53:35Damn!

0:53:36 > 0:53:38I'm having a seizure!

0:53:38 > 0:53:40Sam, what should I do?

0:53:40 > 0:53:42Get an ambulance. Call Jennings.

0:53:42 > 0:53:44My God!

0:53:49 > 0:53:51I'll be right there.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55What's going on?

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Metcalf. He's having a seizure.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59Thank God you didn't examine HIM this morning!

0:54:03 > 0:54:05Why's the Coroner here?

0:54:05 > 0:54:07I don't know.

0:54:07 > 0:54:11Milt, this isn't necessary!

0:54:09 > 0:54:11I'll be the judge, Lloyd.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13Wait out here.

0:54:13 > 0:54:17Guard the house, or something, hmm?

0:54:15 > 0:54:17Guard the house(!)

0:54:18 > 0:54:22Was he alive when you got here?

0:54:22 > 0:54:25He'd been dead maybe five minutes.

0:54:25 > 0:54:28Whatever it was, it was abrupt and acute.

0:54:28 > 0:54:32Massive coronary or cerebral haemorrhage?

0:54:32 > 0:54:39His wife says he was bitten by a spider before he seized.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Oh, right(!)

0:54:38 > 0:54:41Sam told me about you.

0:54:40 > 0:54:48The hotshot who won't accept anyone else's diagnosis.

0:54:45 > 0:54:48I'll accept it if I agree with it.

0:54:48 > 0:54:53Good.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53Let me show you something. Down here.

0:54:56 > 0:54:59I believe that's a spider bite.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03I'll buy that.

0:55:03 > 0:55:05But I doubt that killed him.

0:55:05 > 0:55:13In 20 years I've seen one spider-bite fatality... a black widow and a child.

0:55:13 > 0:55:17No, my guess is Sam overexerted himself.

0:55:17 > 0:55:22He used the treadmill before he keeled over.

0:55:19 > 0:55:22Yeah, well, you may be right.

0:55:23 > 0:55:28I want an autopsy. Tissue samples, blood toxicology.

0:55:28 > 0:55:30- Wait just one second! - Shut up, Lloyd.

0:55:29 > 0:55:33You'll get Evelyn's permission?

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Of course.

0:55:32 > 0:55:33Need a ride home?

0:55:33 > 0:55:36No, I'm all right, thanks.

0:55:35 > 0:55:39Take care! You're the town doctor!

0:55:39 > 0:55:41Say "Ah".

0:55:42 > 0:55:44Ahhh.

0:55:44 > 0:55:48OK, we'll treat this inflammation with antibiotics.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52So I don't get any ice cream?

0:55:52 > 0:55:55I'll buy you a double scoop!

0:55:54 > 0:55:57Who's next?

0:55:56 > 0:55:59I'll take that, thank you!

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Step right this way.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04Have a seat. Be right with you.

0:56:02 > 0:56:04Thank you.

0:56:08 > 0:56:11OK, hotshot, are you sitting down?

0:56:11 > 0:56:19Sam died from a minute amount of an unidentified toxic substance in his blood.

0:56:19 > 0:56:26'My office isn't ruling out poisoning, or even killer spiders.

0:56:26 > 0:56:33'It looks like a heart attack to me, but I'll support whatever you'd like to do.'

0:56:33 > 0:56:37I gotta have those bodies exhumed, Milt. I gotta be sure.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41OK, whatever you think necessary.

0:56:42 > 0:56:44Thanks.

0:56:44 > 0:56:46Are you out of your mind?

0:56:46 > 0:56:52Once more, I want Margaret Hollins and Todd Miller exhumed.

0:56:52 > 0:56:56Hey! Hey! Hey...

0:56:56 > 0:57:02You pull them out the ground when they should be enjoying eternal rest...

0:57:02 > 0:57:05I'll just get a court order!

0:57:05 > 0:57:07Milt Briggs is on my side.

0:57:09 > 0:57:15This is a very bad business, Mr Yale Graduate, Big City Doctor!

0:57:15 > 0:57:17No shit(!)

0:57:28 > 0:57:31Hi, Dad!

0:57:29 > 0:57:31Hi, honey!

0:57:30 > 0:57:31What's going on?

0:57:31 > 0:57:34Shelley's staying the night with Bunny.

0:57:34 > 0:57:38We'll take good care of her, Dr Jennings.

0:57:41 > 0:57:43Wait.

0:57:43 > 0:57:48There may be some spiders that are very dangerous, OK?

0:57:48 > 0:57:51I want you to be aware of this.

0:57:51 > 0:57:55If you see one, don't try to capture or kill it.

0:57:55 > 0:57:57Just run. You understand?

0:58:00 > 0:58:03Run!

0:58:01 > 0:58:03We'll do that, Dr Jennings.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06Don't worry about anything.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08THEY GIGGLE BUNNY: Yo, Dr Death!

0:58:12 > 0:58:14Are you all right?

0:58:14 > 0:58:16No.

0:58:26 > 0:58:29All clear.

0:58:35 > 0:58:41"The spider was asleep. It had been a very, very busy day."

0:58:41 > 0:58:43OK, your turn, Bunny.

0:58:44 > 0:58:46# The itsy-bitsy SPIDER...

0:58:46 > 0:58:48SHE SQUEALS

0:58:48 > 0:58:52# Crawled up the water spout

0:58:52 > 0:58:56# Down came the rain and washed the spider out

0:58:57 > 0:59:01# Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

0:59:01 > 0:59:07# And the itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the spout again. #

0:59:07 > 0:59:08It's my turn now.

0:59:08 > 0:59:13"Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15"Along came a SPIDER...

0:59:15 > 0:59:16THEY BOTH SCREAM

0:59:16 > 0:59:19"..that sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet...

0:59:19 > 0:59:21BOTH: Aarrgghh!

0:59:21 > 0:59:24Settle down, or Shelley can't stay!

0:59:24 > 0:59:28We can't sleep!

0:59:26 > 0:59:28We keep scaring each other.

0:59:28 > 0:59:30- Why don't you sleep in my room for a while?- OK.

0:59:31 > 0:59:33Nah, we don't need this.

1:00:14 > 1:00:16Argh! Oh, God!

1:00:19 > 1:00:21CRICKET CHIRPS

1:00:31 > 1:00:32You son of a bitch!

1:00:34 > 1:00:36FRANTIC CHIRPING

1:00:37 > 1:00:41Where are the other crickets? Where are all your buddies?

1:01:01 > 1:01:03PHONE RINGS

1:01:10 > 1:01:14Atherton.

1:01:12 > 1:01:14Yes, Dr Atherton?

1:01:14 > 1:01:16I'm Ross Jennings.

1:01:16 > 1:01:23I'm a general practitioner and I've a problem that may be spider related.

1:01:23 > 1:01:27You're the foremost authority on the West Coast, or any coast!

1:01:28 > 1:01:36Every so often in some little town there's a health scare - an unexplained outbreak.

1:01:36 > 1:01:39Spiders make convenient culprits.

1:01:39 > 1:01:46'On every suburban acre there are 50,000 to 60,000 spiders

1:01:46 > 1:01:51and each spider eats about 100 insects a year?

1:01:51 > 1:01:55'So, 5 million insects are consumed per acre annually.'

1:01:55 > 1:02:02Perhaps man might find the planet uninhabitable without spiders.

1:02:02 > 1:02:10'I've nothing against them, but we've had 3 deaths and I fear there'll be more.

1:02:10 > 1:02:14'Lend me your expertise for an afternoon.'

1:02:14 > 1:02:19It's a town called Canaima.

1:02:16 > 1:02:19Canaima?

1:02:18 > 1:02:19'Yeah. You know it?'

1:02:19 > 1:02:21It's familiar.

1:02:21 > 1:02:25Let me see what I can do. Where are you, exactly?

1:02:34 > 1:02:36Collins. Collins!

1:02:37 > 1:02:41Oh. Sorry.

1:02:38 > 1:02:41Are you equally busy tomorrow(?)

1:03:01 > 1:03:02Dr Atherton?

1:03:02 > 1:03:06No, Chris Collins, his assistant.

1:03:06 > 1:03:09I'm Chris. Atherton's busy.

1:03:09 > 1:03:13He's found a new species of spider in South America.

1:03:13 > 1:03:16Er, to us it's a big deal.

1:03:17 > 1:03:24I hope you can help. We'll be examining bodies.

1:03:21 > 1:03:24Sounds like a blast(!)

1:03:25 > 1:03:27We're looking for bites.

1:03:29 > 1:03:32Like this. That's a spider, isn't it?

1:03:34 > 1:03:36Er, I'm not sure. I think so.

1:03:37 > 1:03:43But even at several times the potency of Latrodectus...

1:03:41 > 1:03:43Latro... Black widow, right?

1:03:43 > 1:03:51Right. It'd take more than one bite to kill. This death and the bite are coincidental.

1:03:51 > 1:03:52Hey, guys, how's it going?

1:03:54 > 1:03:56Poor Margaret!

1:03:56 > 1:04:01She was a good wife, good teacher, good neighbour...

1:04:01 > 1:04:05Excellent cook. Anything you want, just shout.

1:04:07 > 1:04:09I want some fresh air.

1:04:09 > 1:04:11Chris! Chris! Come here!

1:04:16 > 1:04:19Still think it's a coincidence?

1:04:20 > 1:04:22That's a spider bite.

1:04:22 > 1:04:27The tissue around it is macerated.

1:04:24 > 1:04:27A mark behind the left ear.

1:04:27 > 1:04:29PHONE RINGS

1:04:32 > 1:04:35Atherton.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35'Chris Collins.

1:04:35 > 1:04:38'We've a big problem in Canaima.

1:04:38 > 1:04:45'They've 3 dead. The cause seems to be a spider deadlier than any I've seen.

1:04:45 > 1:04:50'They want to quarantine the town!'

1:04:47 > 1:04:50Are you sure?

1:04:48 > 1:04:50This is way out of my league.

1:04:50 > 1:04:54It's a decision you have to make. You better come up.

1:04:55 > 1:04:59I can be there tomorrow afternoon...

1:04:59 > 1:05:02But, Collins, try and find me a specimen.

1:06:03 > 1:06:05HE BREATHES HEAVILY

1:06:23 > 1:06:25Bring the keys? ­

1:06:25 > 1:06:27Great. Perk up, Lloyd!

1:06:27 > 1:06:32If we find the spider that did this, you can arrest him!

1:06:44 > 1:06:46Milt, will you cover the living room?

1:06:47 > 1:06:50Chris, you check out back.

1:06:51 > 1:06:54And, Lloyd...take the kitchen.

1:06:55 > 1:07:00I'll just... I'll oversee... I'll just coordinate the...

1:07:00 > 1:07:03I'll just stay right here.

1:08:09 > 1:08:12What is all that crap? >

1:08:12 > 1:08:16Leftovers. Mostly cricket parts. Wings, legs.

1:08:17 > 1:08:21We haven't heard any crickets for weeks.

1:08:27 > 1:08:28Arrggh!

1:08:30 > 1:08:31Ross! Here! Ross!

1:08:31 > 1:08:33Sheriff, don't move!

1:08:34 > 1:08:38It's dead! Shit!

1:08:36 > 1:08:38What could have killed it?

1:08:38 > 1:08:41The shock of seeing Lloyd?

1:08:47 > 1:08:48KNOCK ON DOOR

1:08:48 > 1:08:51- There are other people in this house!- >

1:08:51 > 1:08:53Dad, go away!

1:08:54 > 1:08:56Dad, go away!

1:08:56 > 1:08:58- <- Use the one down here, Henry!

1:09:53 > 1:09:54SHE SCREAMS

1:09:56 > 1:09:58Never a moment's peace!

1:09:58 > 1:10:00SHE SCREAMS

1:10:02 > 1:10:04What happened? Are you OK?

1:10:04 > 1:10:05SHE SCREAMS AGAIN

1:10:13 > 1:10:16Why don't we take the dead spider and get out?

1:10:16 > 1:10:18You don't get off that easy!

1:10:18 > 1:10:20The dead spider's desiccated. No use to us.

1:10:20 > 1:10:22You mean macerated.

1:10:22 > 1:10:26No, desiccated. Dried up, drained of blood.

1:10:25 > 1:10:28Macerated is the...

1:10:26 > 1:10:28Chewing they do.

1:10:28 > 1:10:30Chewing, right.

1:10:30 > 1:10:33They're like little vampires.

1:10:33 > 1:10:40This trip to find the spider species, where'd he go?

1:10:36 > 1:10:40South America. Venezuela. Why?

1:10:45 > 1:10:47Is that one of 'em?

1:10:47 > 1:10:49I'd say it's a damn fine suspect.

1:10:59 > 1:11:04Ross, you're gonna have to take a step towards it.

1:11:05 > 1:11:06Chris, I'm scared to death!

1:11:06 > 1:11:13We all are, but our brains secrete a neuro-transmitter to help us.

1:11:13 > 1:11:17I don't have that particular neuro-transmitter.

1:11:17 > 1:11:19Yes, you do.

1:11:29 > 1:11:31Wow.

1:11:38 > 1:11:39DOG BARKS

1:11:42 > 1:11:50You need an asbestos glove, the Doomsday weapon in Delbert's war on creepy-crawlies.

1:11:50 > 1:11:55I coat it with Denon EC. It's biodegradable, organic.

1:11:55 > 1:12:00You should see the beasties twitch when they get a whiff!

1:12:08 > 1:12:09Er, Delbert...

1:12:12 > 1:12:19There's a rumour going that a spider killed Sam, maybe Margaret, even my Bronco.

1:12:19 > 1:12:21Doubtful, Henry.

1:12:22 > 1:12:28In Florida, one of my colleagues bumped into a nest of black widows.

1:12:28 > 1:12:30Over a dozen bites, and lived.

1:12:34 > 1:12:39Course, he probably lost control of his bodily functions.

1:12:39 > 1:12:46Nothing here. But I'll hunt the alleged arachnid and spritz him to kingdom come.

1:13:27 > 1:13:31DOG BARKS

1:13:28 > 1:13:31Yeah, that's right! I'm bad!

1:13:32 > 1:13:34KNOCK ON DOOR

1:13:40 > 1:13:43Dr Atherton... Ross Jennings.

1:13:44 > 1:13:46Come in.

1:13:47 > 1:13:53Did you find another specimen?

1:13:49 > 1:13:53Yes. I also called the town mortician.

1:13:53 > 1:13:55Months ago, there was a corpse.

1:13:55 > 1:13:59The body was desiccated, drained of blood.

1:13:59 > 1:14:05Irv agreed, if the spider was big and spent long enough on the body...

1:14:05 > 1:14:12I know why you've heard of Canaima. This was Jerry Manley's hometown.

1:14:12 > 1:14:14Manley the photographer?

1:14:14 > 1:14:18I think a Venezuelan spider hitched a ride in his coffin.

1:14:24 > 1:14:29The fangs, injectors, are disproportionately large.

1:14:29 > 1:14:303 poison sacs.

1:14:30 > 1:14:34Now, let's test the venom.

1:14:40 > 1:14:46The toxin and amount injected determine the effect of the bite.

1:14:46 > 1:14:49And the place where the subject is bitten.

1:14:49 > 1:14:53It can lead to paralysis or death.

1:14:57 > 1:14:59SQUEAKING

1:14:59 > 1:15:04I'd guess this toxin is fatal at a fraction of that dose.

1:15:04 > 1:15:06I'd agree.

1:15:12 > 1:15:14No sex organs.

1:15:15 > 1:15:19That would make them drones - or soldiers!

1:15:20 > 1:15:28That's typical in organised insects - bees, ants. I never saw it in spiders!

1:15:28 > 1:15:30I have.

1:15:29 > 1:15:30Venezuela, right?

1:15:30 > 1:15:33Right. This is a descendant.

1:15:33 > 1:15:39Somehow, a male mated with a house spider to make a deadly strain.

1:15:39 > 1:15:42But with no sex organs, it can't reproduce.

1:15:42 > 1:15:48True. And the accelerated growth rate suggests a short life cycle.

1:15:48 > 1:15:51We already saw a dead one.

1:15:50 > 1:15:54That could be the good news!

1:15:52 > 1:15:54Let's discuss the bad!

1:15:55 > 1:16:01The species I found in S America live at the top of the food chain.

1:16:00 > 1:16:07They spread out from a nest in a web-like pattern, and dominate the area.

1:16:07 > 1:16:12In their habitat, they're contained by geography - not true here.

1:16:12 > 1:16:17So the original male's the granddaddy of 'em all,

1:16:17 > 1:16:18and he's sending troops to battle.

1:16:18 > 1:16:19Right. Er...

1:16:19 > 1:16:22Excuse me! Professor?

1:16:22 > 1:16:24This is our town exterminator.

1:16:24 > 1:16:27McClintock. Nice to meet a colleague.

1:16:27 > 1:16:33He came across one of the offenders a few hours ago.

1:16:31 > 1:16:33Have you brought it with you?

1:16:33 > 1:16:36It's still on the bottom of my shoe.

1:16:37 > 1:16:40You can't tell what it is any more.

1:16:42 > 1:16:48In this first generation, the original male produced a queen.

1:16:48 > 1:16:51They'll build a nest for the queen to guard.

1:16:51 > 1:16:58She'll create reproductive offspring, and then this town is dead.

1:16:58 > 1:17:02And the next town, the next town, and the next.

1:17:02 > 1:17:07Irv owns the mortuary where it originated. If we kill the male...

1:17:07 > 1:17:10And nest. I'll call the Dept of Agriculture.

1:17:10 > 1:17:14OK. Phone's in the office.

1:17:11 > 1:17:14See you at the mortuary.

1:17:14 > 1:17:16Sheriff, give me a ride.

1:17:16 > 1:17:18- I am not a chauffeur! - Shut up, Lloyd.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20Damn! It's busy!

1:17:20 > 1:17:23Irv takes the phone off the hook for Wheel of Fortune.

1:17:23 > 1:17:25Let's go!

1:17:38 > 1:17:40< NOISE FROM TV

1:17:46 > 1:17:50- Blaire, real or fake butter? - Fake!

1:17:54 > 1:17:56Irv, hurry!

1:17:56 > 1:17:57Buttery, hot and delicious!

1:18:08 > 1:18:13'1,000. T. There are two Ts. That's quite a start!'

1:18:13 > 1:18:15He needs to buy a vowel.

1:18:22 > 1:18:24Buy a vowel!

1:18:26 > 1:18:28TYRES SCREECH

1:18:30 > 1:18:31Delbert!!

1:18:36 > 1:18:38What'll this nest look like?

1:18:38 > 1:18:41Well, you'd know if you found it.

1:18:41 > 1:18:45The area would be dark, warm, moist.

1:18:45 > 1:18:48A musty smell, and you'd see an egg sac.

1:18:48 > 1:18:50Like your basic egg sac.

1:18:50 > 1:18:56Uh, white, cocooned, pulsating, about the size of a softball.

1:18:56 > 1:18:58And no other spiders around.

1:18:58 > 1:18:59What do you mean?

1:18:59 > 1:19:06Spiders are cannibals, she wouldn't want any others near her offspring.

1:19:06 > 1:19:12Tell them - even if it means interrupting a dinner party!

1:19:12 > 1:19:14Sheriff!

1:19:19 > 1:19:21Where is this?

1:19:21 > 1:19:24The Daniels place. Jennings bought it.

1:19:24 > 1:19:26Take me there!

1:19:45 > 1:19:47NOISE FROM TV

1:19:47 > 1:19:48Hey, Irv! Irv!

1:19:50 > 1:19:52Ross...

1:19:52 > 1:19:54Canaima welcomes you.

1:19:54 > 1:19:58Irv, we have an emergency! We...

1:20:08 > 1:20:09Aarrghh!

1:20:16 > 1:20:19I'll get us into the mortuary.

1:20:20 > 1:20:22- <- Ross. Ross!

1:20:50 > 1:20:51We've found it!

1:20:55 > 1:21:00Go to the mortuary, get my assistant and the exterminator.

1:21:00 > 1:21:02Right, I'll do that.

1:21:02 > 1:21:07Stay here, sir - I'm not responsible for you! Fine!

1:21:21 > 1:21:25The killings are so arbitrary, maybe there's more than one nest.

1:21:25 > 1:21:27No, there's just one.

1:21:27 > 1:21:32What was it Atherton said?

1:21:28 > 1:21:32They radiate from a central nest. Got a map?

1:21:32 > 1:21:35Thinking about buying here...?

1:21:33 > 1:21:35Come on, get a map, please!

1:21:35 > 1:21:36Here. Here.

1:21:36 > 1:21:42The Kendalls. The Kendalls' house. Mark that down on there.

1:21:43 > 1:21:46And the old guy - the doctor.

1:21:44 > 1:21:46Metcalf.

1:21:46 > 1:21:49Kid died on the football field behind the school.

1:21:49 > 1:21:52This is fun! I found one at Beechwoods'.

1:21:52 > 1:21:55The old lady...

1:21:53 > 1:21:55Margaret.

1:21:55 > 1:21:57- Is that all of them?- That's it.

1:21:57 > 1:21:59In the centre, that's the mortuary?

1:21:59 > 1:22:01No, that's a house.

1:22:01 > 1:22:02Who the hell lives there?

1:22:03 > 1:22:05I do.

1:22:11 > 1:22:14The whole time the nest was in MY barn!

1:22:14 > 1:22:19I doubt it. A spider would find your barn a tad breezy.

1:22:19 > 1:22:23In that respect, spiders are like you and me.

1:22:23 > 1:22:27I frankly doubt the nest is there.

1:22:24 > 1:22:27I frankly know it is.

1:22:27 > 1:22:30I was in the barn. I saw a web. There's a web.

1:22:30 > 1:22:34A web does indicate an arachnoid presence.

1:22:34 > 1:22:36They got a saying in Benelux countries...

1:22:36 > 1:22:40Just drive, Delbert. Just get us there, please!

1:22:59 > 1:23:02My, you've been busy! Incredible!

1:23:29 > 1:23:32Supper's ready!

1:23:32 > 1:23:34Come and get it!

1:23:35 > 1:23:36HE SCREAMS

1:23:48 > 1:23:52I gotta get my family out. Destroy what's in the barn!

1:23:52 > 1:23:55Check. Better uncork my private stock.

1:23:55 > 1:24:00There may be spiders in the house!

1:23:58 > 1:24:00Yeah, right, let's go.

1:24:05 > 1:24:09Give me a minute to look around here, then we go in.

1:24:13 > 1:24:15Hello-o-o!

1:24:17 > 1:24:20HE WHISTLES

1:24:22 > 1:24:26Hello-o-o! Trick or treat!

1:24:30 > 1:24:32Hey!

1:24:36 > 1:24:38Gotcha! Got ya!

1:24:42 > 1:24:45Now, let's see what we got up here.

1:24:53 > 1:24:55Aargh!

1:24:58 > 1:25:02Oh, my God! They got the professor.

1:25:02 > 1:25:07'How come she's not here?

1:25:02 > 1:25:07'She had meetings...'

1:25:08 > 1:25:09Honey!

1:25:09 > 1:25:11In here, Ross!

1:25:10 > 1:25:11Hi, Dad.

1:25:18 > 1:25:23I expected you for dinner, I got worried.

1:25:23 > 1:25:26Sorry, I didn't get a chance to call.

1:25:30 > 1:25:32SHE GASPS

1:25:37 > 1:25:39OK, every...

1:25:52 > 1:25:55Everybody just get up, very slowly...

1:26:04 > 1:26:06..and walk towards the door.

1:26:10 > 1:26:12OK, quick and quiet!

1:26:12 > 1:26:15We're gonna need another way out of here.

1:26:18 > 1:26:22Upstairs...the bathroom. Climb onto the roof. Quick!

1:26:23 > 1:26:24Just go!

1:26:25 > 1:26:27Watch yourself, Ross!

1:26:29 > 1:26:31Come on, Shelley! That's right!

1:26:33 > 1:26:37Argh! Argh! Argh!

1:26:35 > 1:26:37Ross!

1:26:37 > 1:26:42They're swarming! I've never seen them so aggressive!

1:26:42 > 1:26:45They're chasing us.

1:26:43 > 1:26:45Hi, you guys. I'm Chris.

1:26:46 > 1:26:48Ah! Spiders!

1:26:49 > 1:26:51Put that under the door!

1:26:51 > 1:26:53Oh, God!

1:26:55 > 1:26:56Mom, where are we going?

1:26:56 > 1:26:58I'll go first.

1:27:00 > 1:27:02Come on, let's go!

1:27:01 > 1:27:02Come on, Shelley!

1:27:02 > 1:27:04One at a time!

1:27:04 > 1:27:05Careful out there!

1:27:07 > 1:27:08Down the trellis, honey!

1:27:09 > 1:27:11Ross! Ross!

1:27:10 > 1:27:11Ross, get out of there!

1:27:14 > 1:27:16< Wait for me! Tommy!

1:27:18 > 1:27:20Ross, get out of there!

1:27:25 > 1:27:28Where's Ross?

1:27:26 > 1:27:28Right behind me! Oh, no!

1:27:33 > 1:27:35Shit!

1:27:37 > 1:27:39BOTH: Spiders! Spiders!

1:27:39 > 1:27:42Shelley, Tommy, come here!

1:27:42 > 1:27:45Get them away from the house!

1:27:51 > 1:27:53Rock and roll!

1:27:55 > 1:27:58- MUFFLED:- All right, party time!

1:27:59 > 1:28:01Yeah! Yeah!

1:28:02 > 1:28:04Take that! Come on!

1:28:09 > 1:28:10HISSING

1:28:12 > 1:28:14Arrghh!

1:28:20 > 1:28:22Argh!

1:29:04 > 1:29:08What is it? Musty...musty smell, moist, dark...

1:29:08 > 1:29:12No spiders. There's no spiders.

1:29:13 > 1:29:16It's dark, musty. It's the nest.

1:29:16 > 1:29:18Nest.

1:29:18 > 1:29:20Nest. The queen.

1:29:22 > 1:29:25Oh, shit! I'm in the goddamn nest!

1:29:27 > 1:29:29Help! Help!

1:29:34 > 1:29:36Chris!

1:29:36 > 1:29:39I found the nest! And there's the queen!

1:29:40 > 1:29:42Chris! Shit!

1:30:27 > 1:30:29Arrggh!

1:30:37 > 1:30:39Come on!

1:30:40 > 1:30:42HE SCREAMS

1:31:05 > 1:31:06Therapy!

1:31:15 > 1:31:18That's your basic egg sac.

1:31:30 > 1:31:31Be right back!

1:32:13 > 1:32:14HISSING

1:32:22 > 1:32:24HE GROANS

1:32:25 > 1:32:27Where is it? That was the goddamn general!

1:32:30 > 1:32:32Help! Help!

1:32:33 > 1:32:35HISSING ­

1:32:46 > 1:32:47HISSING

1:33:07 > 1:33:08HISSING

1:33:14 > 1:33:16Not the Chateau.

1:33:25 > 1:33:26HISSING

1:33:28 > 1:33:30Argh!

1:34:11 > 1:34:12HE LAUGHS

1:34:34 > 1:34:36Goddamn it, where are you?!

1:34:37 > 1:34:39Damn it!

1:34:46 > 1:34:48­ SCUFFLING NOISE

1:34:56 > 1:34:58HE LAUGHS

1:35:00 > 1:35:02The itsy-bitsy spider...

1:35:02 > 1:35:05climbed up the water spout.

1:35:05 > 1:35:08Down came the rain...

1:35:08 > 1:35:10and washed the spider out.

1:35:16 > 1:35:19Come on, come on, come on, come on!

1:35:23 > 1:35:25Aaarggh!

1:36:45 > 1:36:47IT SQUEALS

1:36:53 > 1:36:55Shit!

1:36:55 > 1:36:57SQUEALING

1:37:08 > 1:37:10SQUEALING

1:37:19 > 1:37:20Nice shot!

1:37:23 > 1:37:25Thank God!

1:37:26 > 1:37:28Don't mention it!

1:37:36 > 1:37:38(Spider! My God!)

1:37:39 > 1:37:41Ross! Ross!

1:37:41 > 1:37:43Ross, it's OK.

1:37:43 > 1:37:45Everything's OK.

1:37:45 > 1:37:47Jesus! God, spiders!

1:37:47 > 1:37:51Most are dead. The ones Delbert didn't get are dying.

1:37:51 > 1:37:52The kids...?

1:37:52 > 1:37:55The kids are fine. Everybody's OK.

1:38:04 > 1:38:06TONY BENNET SINGS:

1:38:06 > 1:38:13# I left my heart

1:38:13 > 1:38:18# In San Francisco

1:38:18 > 1:38:24# High on a hill... #

1:38:25 > 1:38:28Know what I'll miss about the country?

1:38:27 > 1:38:29What?

1:38:29 > 1:38:32I dunno. That's why I'm asking.

1:38:33 > 1:38:37At least we got out with our lives.

1:38:35 > 1:38:37Yes.

1:38:38 > 1:38:40And the Margaux.

1:38:41 > 1:38:47To office politics, Xmas bonuses, caffeine, adrenaline...

1:38:47 > 1:38:50To things we know, events we can control...

1:38:51 > 1:38:52RUMBLING

1:39:03 > 1:39:05That was a minor tremor.

1:39:05 > 1:39:08It wouldn't even show on that scale...that...

1:39:08 > 1:39:10Richter scale.

1:39:10 > 1:39:12- Just a cable car going by. - Cable car, yeah.

1:39:12 > 1:39:15We should check the kids.

1:39:13 > 1:39:15The kids!

1:39:54 > 1:39:57Subtitles by Barbara Hughes, ITFC