Armageddon

0:00:08 > 0:00:17This film contains some strong language.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50'This is the Earth

0:00:50 > 0:00:55'at a time when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet.

0:01:02 > 0:01:07'A piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19'It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26'A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere,

0:01:26 > 0:01:29'creating a suffocating blanket of dust

0:01:29 > 0:01:34'the sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43'It happened before.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46'It will happen again.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50'It's just a question of when.'

0:02:06 > 0:02:08INDISTINCT BURST OF RADIO TALK

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Houston, affirmative.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I'm gonna try again.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Almost got it.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27'I'm almost there.'

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Houston, Pete's lookin' strong.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Pete, we got it on the board now.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32We'll give you the go-ahead

0:02:32 > 0:02:34when it's in alignment.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Sounds good.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Give me ten seconds.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44His heart rate's racing.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Pete, it's Truman. How you doin', hoss?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47'Pretty good.'

0:02:45 > 0:02:47We got an eye on your meds.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'll give you a buffalo nickel if you calm down a bit.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55'Can you do that for me?'

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Whatever you say.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55'Now, we got plenty of time,'

0:02:55 > 0:02:56so don't you worry.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I'm looking good here.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06We've got it.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Go ahead, Atlantis. - 'Roger that.'

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Suggest we start reelin' Pete in.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22ALARM SOUNDS

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- What the hell?! - My Lord...

0:03:25 > 0:03:26AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31We're down.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33HOUSTON!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38We've lost all contact.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Stuart, run that tape back!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50'Houston!'

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Multiple bogeys! Multiple bogeys!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I have three... Now five unidentified tracks.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Multiple tracks.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Headed for the Atlantic seaboard.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Could be missiles!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Mr President, the Atlantis just exploded.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14I want three groups! One, internal malfunction!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Hit the log tapes. Maybe it's a glitch.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22Two, I want NORAD and Space Command checking all the space junk.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Check, recheck, then do it again!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27No.3, wild cards. Anything and everything.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32Big Ross, go wake up 11,000 people. Walt, get him going.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Karl! Karl!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Karl!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Karl!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Your Stouffer's pot pie's been on the table almost ten hours.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I want a divorce.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Dottie, I'm onto something big.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Something's burning up there. Get my phone book, will you?

0:04:52 > 0:04:58Get the names of those NASA guys.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Excuse me, am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's slave"?!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Go get my goddamn phone book!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05GET THE BOOK! GET THE BOOK! GET THE BOOK!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Space Command is reporting zero global launches.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Might just be shuttle fragments.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16It might be Santa Claus.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Till we get definitive confirmation,

0:05:19 > 0:05:22we go to DEFCON Three.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30# I'm gettin' ready for the big time!

0:05:30 > 0:05:34# Some day you're gonna say I'm big time, too...

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Hey, Little Richard! Me and you, man, we goin' to the top, baby!

0:05:39 > 0:05:44Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike forever, man!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby! We gonna travel in style!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52# I'm gettin' ready for the big time...

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Watch where you're goin'! Bet none of y'all stop for breakfast!

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Slow down, Little Richard! You got to take a dump?

0:06:04 > 0:06:09'We interrupt for a special report.'

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Man, what happened?- Shh!

0:06:09 > 0:06:14'The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 3.47am EST...'

0:06:14 > 0:06:16DOG GROWLS

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Hey!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24That's my Godzilla! C'mon, now!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Yo, fool! What the hell is your problem?!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30He's eating my Godzilla, ya little runt!

0:06:30 > 0:06:36Get him, Richard!

0:06:32 > 0:06:36If I wasn't a Christian, I'd kick yo' fat, pineapple-eatin' ass!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39WHIRRING NOISE

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Why we not going?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Cos this is New York. Anything coulda happened.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Could be a terrorist bomb, somebody shot, stabbed...

0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's payday - maybe someone jumped, didn't get paid.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05I want to go shopping.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Me, too! But we ain't goin' nowhere, cos this is a traffic jam.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Little Richard?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'm comin', Little Richard!

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Hang on, Little Richard!

0:07:12 > 0:07:17Don't you worry! I'll get you out of there!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20You OK, buddy? Hang in there!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23SOMEBODY DIAL 911!

0:07:23 > 0:07:28'They're all over the place!'

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Bogeys coming in from Finland to the East coast!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Whoa!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Look at that!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54We're at war!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Saddam is bombin' us!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Let's get outta here!

0:08:48 > 0:08:53Map the trajectory. I wanna know if the worst over or on its way.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55General Kimsey for you.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58We've got hits from Finland to Carolina.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03They're not missiles. What is it?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03A meteor shower. That's what took out Atlantis.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06HUBBUB

0:09:06 > 0:09:08The President is demanding answers.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11'Is it over?'

0:09:11 > 0:09:15We have 11,000 people figuring that out. When we know, you'll know.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17OK, Karl, take your time.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yes, sir, you're the first.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24OK, first coordinate, 1239. 1239, right?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25FBI locked his location.

0:09:25 > 0:09:31He saw an explosion in space.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31OK.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Now, Karl, this is top secret.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36I'm ex-navy. I know about classified.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Now, whoever finds her gets to name her, right?

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Yes, that's right.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46She's a vicious, life-suckin' bitch you can't escape.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Sweet, Karl.

0:09:47 > 0:09:53STI, this is Flight Director. Get Hubble moving, now!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Roger. We're movin' to Hubble!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01It's enormous.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05This is the anomaly at 16.43.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Here is the anomaly at...

0:10:07 > 0:10:11'..16.58.'

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- 'And here is the anomaly at 17.00...'- Enough with this

0:10:14 > 0:10:18'anomaly horseshit! What is this thing?'

0:10:18 > 0:10:22It's an asteroid, sir.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22'How big are we talking?'

0:10:22 > 0:10:28Our best estimate is 97.6 billion.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28It's the size of Texas, Mr President.

0:10:28 > 0:10:34We didn't see this thing coming?

0:10:29 > 0:10:34Our object collision budget lets us track about 3% of the sky,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- 'and it's a big-ass sky, sir.' - And the ones this morning?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40'Nothing. The size of basketballs

0:10:40 > 0:10:44'and Volkswagens, things like that.'

0:10:42 > 0:10:44'Is this...going to hit us?'

0:10:44 > 0:10:49We're efforting that now, sir.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49What kind of damage are we...?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Damage? Total, sir.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55It's what we call a global killer.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57The end of mankind.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01If it hits, nothing would survive. Not even bacteria.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05My God... What do we do?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15We have 18 days

0:11:15 > 0:11:18before it hits Earth.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Rise and shine!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34ALL: Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Fore!

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Hey, that was close!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44HE CHUCKLES

0:11:44 > 0:11:48I gave you 50,000 a year in donations!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Why are they so mad?

0:11:50 > 0:11:55They feel drilling for oil is evil.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out?!

0:11:55 > 0:12:00I found out something interesting. No.2 chewed feet 180ft last night.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Who do we have to thank for this?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Go with your first guess.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Goddamn it, AJ!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09AJ!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14AJ! AJ, are you in here?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh, perfect, in bed! Get up!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Er, hey... Did you wanna see me?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah, I was looking for you.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25You're pissed. OK, I can see that.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25No, I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29This is way beyond pissed. You know I shut down Number Two?

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34AJ, some day, when you're all growed up

0:12:34 > 0:12:39and you got your own company and 8 million of your money invested,

0:12:39 > 0:12:43you can do whatever comes into that idiot mind of yours.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47But while it says Harry Stamper Oil on the rig, you obey me. Got it?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Yeah, I do got it.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I need to hear five words from you.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Er...

0:12:51 > 0:12:54I'll...

0:12:52 > 0:12:54never do that again.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58I'm a fool. That was stupid. I know what name's on the sign.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00What's goin' on?

0:13:00 > 0:13:05Well, I screwed up. I'm a bit edgy.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05How long you worked for me?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Five wonderful years.

0:13:05 > 0:13:11You have never apologised this quickly. Something's going on here.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12No... I'm turning over a new leaf.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16I'm tryin' to learn from the man. What would Harry do?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I'm at a loss for words.

0:13:24 > 0:13:31OK, I can explain this.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31You can? I would really like an explanation. Just stay right here.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Grace?

0:13:38 > 0:13:43Hi, Harry.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Sorry, Harry.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Get up and get your clothes on.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52You stay right there. I'll be right back.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04I want every strategy we have on near Earth object collision, OK?

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Any ideas, programmes, sketches on a cocktail napkin...

0:14:08 > 0:14:11It's time to justify the existence of NASA.

0:14:15 > 0:14:20You know about this, Rockhound?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20You knew?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20No. I had no idea.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Where's Harry?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Harry! Whoa-whoa-whoa!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27I understand, OK? You're mad.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Who wouldn't be? But...

0:14:29 > 0:14:32He's gonna shoot you.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32No, he's not.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Harry!

0:14:36 > 0:14:40What's wrong with you?!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Make your peace with God, AJ!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42HE'S SHOOTING AT ME!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Harry, this is not funny!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Harry, we can talk this over!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49So, this a serious thing?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Pretty serious.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Bear, he's shootin' at me! You see Harry, crock him!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56You told AJ's dad you'd take care of the boy.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'm not sure this qualifies.

0:14:58 > 0:15:04Put the gun down, boss.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Bear, get outta my way.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Just givin' my man a head start.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Plus, you shouldn't kill your best man before we strike oil.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12I won't. I'll just take a foot off. He can work with one foot.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Old Frank Marshall worked with one hand.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16But he wasn't very good.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Harry, put the gun down! This is insane!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Honey, go get some clothes on.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25You can't control my life!

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Fine. Clothes, now!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Stop! It's not funny any more!

0:15:30 > 0:15:31ENOUGH!

0:15:31 > 0:15:35This is illegal, man.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35I'm temporarily insane. It's OK.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Do I look crazy to you?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Harry! Just cool down!

0:15:44 > 0:15:47OK, stop! Time out!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49OK, now listen. Man to man.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm serious. I love her.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Way wrong answer!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Aaarrgghh!

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00AAAARGH! You shot me!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You shot him!

0:16:02 > 0:16:06It's just a ricochet.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's funny till someone gets shot!

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Hey, pucker up! We got clients incoming!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Er, b...back in, er, in 1974

0:16:14 > 0:16:18we first got the...the idea that a meteor or aster...

0:16:18 > 0:16:21I need someone who's had less caffeine. Doc, translate.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25Our first plan was to use a spread-focus laser generator

0:16:25 > 0:16:27to heat it to fracture point.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31That's like shooting a BB gun at a train.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Some of us have this idea.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35We want to land a craft, deploy solar sails...

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Makes a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.

0:16:40 > 0:16:45Come on, guys! We need something realistic! We got 18 days!

0:16:45 > 0:16:50That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds!

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Time is a luxury we don't have. What?!

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Listen, Harry, AJ is MY choice, not yours.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03He's the only one your age. It's not choice, it's lack of options.

0:17:03 > 0:17:08What in the world makes you think you can tell me what to do?!

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Being your father doesn't count?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Not really.- Since when?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Since I reached ten and became older than you.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Since Mom split. Take your pick.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22But you're handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I want you on that crew boat tonight.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Got that?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32OK. I quit.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Grace! You can't quit now!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I need you! THEY SPEAK CANTONESE

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Nay ho?

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Hi, Harry!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43What are you smilin' about?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47I've been seeing AJ for more than five months, Harry.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49SHE SPEAKS CANTONESE

0:17:49 > 0:17:53You hypocrite! Did I ever hold you back?!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Yes - from having a life!

0:17:53 > 0:17:57My first period, Rock had to take me to Taipei for Tampax,

0:17:57 > 0:18:01then show me how to use them!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Ho-ho...

0:18:01 > 0:18:05I TOLD her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10I played with titanium depth gauges instead of dolls!

0:18:10 > 0:18:14I learned about the birds and bees from Freddy Noonan's tattoos!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17I was raised on roughnecks by you!

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Now you're shocked I fell in love with one!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22So who's the hypocrite?

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Look at the pipes. Listen, Grace...

0:18:24 > 0:18:26No, you listen. I grew up.

0:18:26 > 0:18:32With the proximity of the asteroid, none of our primary plans can work.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Why not send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast it apart?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Terrible idea.

0:18:38 > 0:18:45Was I talkin' to you?

0:18:39 > 0:18:45This is Dr Ronald Quincy. Pretty much the smartest man on the planet.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49General, with your target's composition, dimensions,

0:18:49 > 0:18:53her sheer velocity, you could fire every nuke you've got

0:18:53 > 0:18:56and she'd just smile and keep coming.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58The President's scientific advisors

0:18:58 > 0:19:02suggest a nuclear blast could change its trajectory.

0:19:02 > 0:19:07I know the President's chief science advisor. We were both at MIT.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09In a situation like this, you...

0:19:09 > 0:19:13don't listen to a man who got a C minus in astrophysics.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17The President's advisors are, um, wrong.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21I'm right.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Hitting it from the outside won't work.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28You set it off, what happens? You burn your hand.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Close your fist around the firecracker and set it off...

0:19:31 > 0:19:36Pff... Your wife will be opening the ketchup the rest of your life.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Are you suggesting we blow it up from the inside?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Exactly.

0:19:39 > 0:19:45How?

0:19:40 > 0:19:45We drill. We bring in the world's best deep-core driller.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Harry, get up here! We're takin' a hit!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Get AJ up here!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Pull the pipe!

0:19:55 > 0:19:59It's a gas pocket!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I told you! Am I lucky, or just a genius?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02The relief valve's fried open, you jackass!

0:20:04 > 0:20:09Shut off number two valve!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Grace, get the clients outta here!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11KLAXON SOUNDS

0:20:11 > 0:20:14EVERYONE SHOUTS

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Chick, get 'em off the rig, now!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Watch that red flag, Cisco!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Get the hell down!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26EVERYONE YELLS AND SCREAMS

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Chick, get down, now!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38GET...DOWN!

0:20:39 > 0:20:45'Everyone recommends the same man. He's worked every terrain there is.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48'They said it couldn't be drilled, he drilled it.'

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Everybody OK?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50We struck oil, baby!

0:20:50 > 0:20:55Somebody coulda died here. You want that on your conscience?

0:20:56 > 0:21:00High thumb! You're our man, Harry!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Thumb's high.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04You're fired.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Who's Harry Stamper?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I'm Harry Stamper.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18I'm General Montgomery, Commander of the Pacific Air Forces.

0:21:18 > 0:21:23I was sent here in direct orders from the President of the US.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- HARRY CHUCKLES - It's a matter of national security.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29I need you to get on that chopper right now.

0:21:29 > 0:21:36Crazy Willy put you up to this?

0:21:31 > 0:21:36I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willy. Sir, I'm dead serious.

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Harry... I swear to God, she never told me her age.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45It's all right. Relax. This is about me.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Oh... Forget it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55OK, General, I'll go with you. On one condition.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57We take my daughter.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02What did I do?!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Sir, stay right here.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Chick, pay 'em, get 'em off the rig.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Mr Stamper?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24How you doin'? Miss Stamper. I'm Dan Truman, Executive Director.

0:22:24 > 0:22:31I'd really like to apologise...

0:22:26 > 0:22:31Mr Truman, we've been apologised to for the last 18½ hours.

0:22:31 > 0:22:36So how about you just tell us why we're here at the NASA Space Centre?

0:22:36 > 0:22:41We should probably talk alone.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I don't keep secrets from Grace.

0:22:41 > 0:22:46She'll hear it from you or from me, so why don't we just get on with it?

0:22:46 > 0:22:51When the comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel at us.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53The Earth's in a shooting gallery.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Even if the asteroid hits the water,

0:22:55 > 0:22:59it'll flash boil millions of gallons of sea water

0:22:59 > 0:23:01and slam into the ocean bedrock.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05If it's a Pacific Ocean impact, as we think,

0:23:05 > 0:23:08it'll create a tidal wave three miles high,

0:23:08 > 0:23:12travelling 1,000mph, covering California, washing up in Denver.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Japan is gone, Australia's wiped out,

0:23:16 > 0:23:21anyone who isn't incinerated will freeze to death in nuclear winter.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24This is unbelievable.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Actually, this is as real as it gets.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Well, it's coming - right now.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Right for us, at 22,000mph.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Not a soul on Earth can hide from it.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56I take it you're not alerting everyone like this.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Nobody knows, and that's how it stays.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Only nine telescopes in the world can spot it yet,

0:24:02 > 0:24:04and we control eight of them.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07The President's classified this top secret.

0:24:07 > 0:24:13If news got out, basic social services would break down worldwide.

0:24:13 > 0:24:18Rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos. You can imagine.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Basically, the worst parts of the Bible.

0:24:23 > 0:24:29Six billion people on the planet. Why'd you guys call me?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32We need you to prep the team we're sending up to the asteroid.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35They land, drill a hole, drop some nukes,

0:24:35 > 0:24:39take off and detonate. But we have an equipment problem.

0:24:39 > 0:24:44The drill is a prototype built for the Mars project.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48You, er, might recognise the rig.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Well, I guess I should recognise it. It's my design.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57You sneak into the patent office?

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Yeah, basically.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01So I got pulled off a rig and flown halfway round the world

0:25:01 > 0:25:06cos you stole my drill design and did a piss-poor job building it?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Patents don't apply to outer space

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Shut up.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14It's gonna try to save the planet. We need to know why it won't work.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17You say we did a bad job building it?

0:25:17 > 0:25:22No, I said you did a piss-poor job. First, the flow system's reversed.

0:25:22 > 0:25:28Let me guess - you're tearing up rotors and can't figure out why.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Yeah, that's right.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Your cams are wrong, Mr Wizard.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Who's been operating this thing?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Right there.

0:25:34 > 0:25:39We've had them training for eight months solid.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Eight whole months?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Well, pretty much.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Well, gee whiz.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46This team has to do the job. We need you to train them.

0:25:46 > 0:25:52Mr Stamper, what do you think?

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Drilling's an art. I'm a third-generation driller.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Done it all my life, and I still haven't worked it all out.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58I assume I'm here cos you heard was the best.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02Well, I'm only the best cos I work with the best.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05If you don't trust your men, you're good as dead.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07You wanna send these boys up, fine.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11I'm sure they're good astronauts. But they know jack about drilling.

0:26:11 > 0:26:17What's your contingency plan?

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Contingency plan?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17You got a back-up plan, right?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19No, we don't. This is it.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23This is the best that you...that the US Government can come up with?!

0:26:23 > 0:26:27You're NASA, for cryin' out loud! You put a man on the moon!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30You're geniuses! You think this shit up!

0:26:30 > 0:26:34I'm sure you got people right now, just thinkin' shit up!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36You have no back-up plan?!

0:26:36 > 0:26:41These boy scouts are the world's hope, that what you're saying?!

0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Yeah.- Oh, Jesus! Damn it!

0:26:44 > 0:26:47We're a little short on time here.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Will you help us?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54All they gotta do is drill?

0:26:54 > 0:26:57That's it.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57No crazy astronaut stuff?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Just drill.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05How many men you plan on sending up?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Two shuttles, two teams.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07If I do this, I take my own men.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10You got it.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12You're saying you'll help us?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Yes, sir.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Thanks.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25I just don't trust anyone else to do it, that's all.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31No, Mrs Kurleen, it's Harry Stamper.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34If you see Bear, tell him Harry wants him.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37They get off the rig, they scatter.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40HARRY: Jayotis Kurleen - Bear - the only black man on a Big Dog

0:27:40 > 0:27:42in South Dakota.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Come and get Papa Bear!

0:27:46 > 0:27:50Er, Max.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50You got a weight limit?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54- Max?- Hey, Mama!

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh, that's so sweet, Maxie!

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Get me a yellow jelly bear claw?

0:27:59 > 0:28:04You in trouble with the law again?

0:28:00 > 0:28:04No, Mama! I swear, Mama! I'm...

0:28:06 > 0:28:11I know I want Rockhound.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11We call him "Hound" because, well, he's horny.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16You might wanna start with every bar in New Orleans.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19A big, shiny mountain, isn't it?

0:28:19 > 0:28:24How long you been married?

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Two weeks.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24- See this diamond?- Yeah.

0:28:24 > 0:28:29It's not a diamond. Another drink?

0:28:25 > 0:28:29Yeah.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Sir, FBI.- No, thanks.

0:28:29 > 0:28:34We have a national security matter.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Good for you.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Let's go - now.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36How old are you?

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Oscar Choi - spacey,

0:28:39 > 0:28:44but a brilliant geologist. He owns a ranch outside El Paso.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47What the...?!

0:28:48 > 0:28:54HARRY: Chick Chapple. At the craps tables, Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55Yes!

0:28:55 > 0:28:59About time!

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Charles Chapple? Game's over.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Ha-ha-haa!

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Who'll run the other rig?

0:29:04 > 0:29:09How about Benny? He's good.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09The only one who can run it like I do is AJ.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13You said you couldn't trust him.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13You said I could.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Yep, you are on your way, AJ.

0:29:17 > 0:29:22Well, running a business has its advantages.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26I make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg...

0:29:26 > 0:29:28You don't got a gun now, do you?

0:29:28 > 0:29:34Good. Cos I wanna get back to this thing about you askin' me for help.

0:29:34 > 0:29:40Is there actually a job Mr All Go, No Quit, Big Nuts Harry Stamper

0:29:40 > 0:29:44can't handle by himself, and needs my expert advice?

0:29:44 > 0:29:49Somethin' like that, yeah.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49No, no, no... Is it "something like that", or is it that?

0:29:49 > 0:29:52Y'know, you and me got a real problem.

0:29:52 > 0:29:58Harry, there are only...five words I wanna hear from you right now.

0:29:58 > 0:30:03Those words are "AJ, I really look up to you...

0:30:03 > 0:30:07you're a hero of mine, I'm impressed with your work,

0:30:07 > 0:30:11I'm emotionally closed off..." That's, like, eleven words...

0:30:11 > 0:30:16How about just "AJ, I'm sorry and...and I love ya"?

0:30:16 > 0:30:21AJ, there's not a job on the planet I'd want you to work with me on.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24I mean that.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27So what are you doin' here?

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Harry, what's the job?

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Max! What's up, baby?!

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Wassup, wassup?

0:30:38 > 0:30:42What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus?

0:30:49 > 0:30:51None of you have to go.

0:30:51 > 0:30:56We can all just sit on Earth and wait for this rock to crash into it

0:30:56 > 0:31:00and kill everything and everybody we know.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04The US Government just asked us to save the world.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Anyone wanna say no?

0:31:07 > 0:31:10In twenty years I haven't turned you down once.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13I'm not about to start now. I'm there.

0:31:14 > 0:31:18Guess I can't let you go alone.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18I'm with you.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21This is... This is historic.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25This is like deep blue hero stuff! Of course I'm in.

0:31:25 > 0:31:31While I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me. Beam me up, Scotty.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37You all right, Max?

0:31:34 > 0:31:37I don't... I don't...

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Whatever you think.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42What about you?

0:31:42 > 0:31:44I'm in.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46All right, then.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49We go.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel here,

0:31:52 > 0:31:55but...will we get hazard pay?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57I don't feel good about this scenario.

0:31:57 > 0:32:02I'm kind of encouraged. Chick was an Air Force commando...

0:32:02 > 0:32:04We got robbery, assault, resisting arrest...

0:32:04 > 0:32:07We got a collection agent for the Mob!

0:32:07 > 0:32:12They're the best at what they do.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12So am I. And I'm not so optimistic.

0:32:12 > 0:32:16We spend 250 billion a year on defence, and here we are,

0:32:16 > 0:32:22our fate depends on retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!

0:32:25 > 0:32:26So what's the verdict?

0:32:26 > 0:32:29They'll do it. They have a few requests, though.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Such as?

0:32:31 > 0:32:35Well, there's... There's a few things here...

0:32:38 > 0:32:42Nothing really big. Just... Well, as an example, er...

0:32:42 > 0:32:47Oscar has some outstanding parking tickets he wants wiped out.

0:32:47 > 0:32:5156 tickets in seven states...

0:32:49 > 0:32:51I'll tell 'em, Oscar.

0:32:51 > 0:32:56Er, Noonan has two women friends he'd like made American citizens,

0:32:56 > 0:33:01Max would like you to... bring back eight-track tapes...

0:33:01 > 0:33:05I'm not sure that will work, but... Let's see, what else?

0:33:05 > 0:33:10Chick wants a full week's Emperor's package at Caesar's Palace...

0:33:10 > 0:33:15Hey, you wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy?

0:33:17 > 0:33:21Um, Bear would like to stay at the...

0:33:22 > 0:33:24White Horse?

0:33:24 > 0:33:26White House. White House.

0:33:26 > 0:33:31White House. He'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom for the summer.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Stuff like that.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37Sure, I think we can... take care of...some of that.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Harry.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Yeah, one more thing...

0:33:45 > 0:33:48None of them wanna... pay taxes again.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51Ever.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Who's that for, Mr Ed?

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Stick that in me, I'll stab you in the heart with it.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Ever see Pulp Fiction?

0:34:04 > 0:34:09# Oh, say can you see...

0:34:09 > 0:34:11- Uh-oh, baby... - Oh...

0:34:11 > 0:34:13We're losin' him! Clear!

0:34:13 > 0:34:18Freddy, you all right?

0:34:15 > 0:34:18This look OK to you? This look OK?!

0:34:18 > 0:34:20It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23Mr Chapple? You're next.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Oh... So did I!

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Your triglycerides are way high,

0:34:33 > 0:34:36and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad.

0:34:36 > 0:34:41Better lay off them pork rinds!

0:34:37 > 0:34:41Yeah, pork rind this. Pork rind this! Yeah!

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Show me that shit!

0:34:46 > 0:34:48At least they're cheerful.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55Piece o' cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans?

0:34:55 > 0:35:00I won the Westinghouse Prize at 12. Big deal. Published at 19 - so what?

0:35:00 > 0:35:05I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22. I taught at Princeton.

0:35:05 > 0:35:10This is the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Why do I do this? Money's good, the scenery changes,

0:35:13 > 0:35:15and I get to use explosives.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18OK, you wanna be all psychological, fine.

0:35:18 > 0:35:23What drives me nuts is people who think Jethro Tull's one of the band.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Who is Jethro Tull?

0:35:26 > 0:35:30My favourite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver,

0:35:30 > 0:35:35all boiled in a sheep's stomach. That'll put hair on your ass!

0:35:35 > 0:35:39I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional with all this stuff.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43When this is over, can I get a hug from you or somethin'?

0:35:45 > 0:35:47OK, Cyclops lady's buggin' me.

0:35:47 > 0:35:52Can you handle it?

0:35:48 > 0:35:52I can handle what I'm gonna do, I just can't handle this room.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Woman with large breasts.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Woman with medium breasts.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Harry givin' me a hard time.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03Harry sayin' it's not good enough.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05This is Harry sayin' I can't marry Grace.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08Just let it out.

0:36:07 > 0:36:08HE WAILS

0:36:08 > 0:36:11I suffered a major head injury in school.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14This one looks like you with breasts.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16Yeah, I can handle it!

0:36:17 > 0:36:22A home run! The Cubs win the World Series!

0:36:22 > 0:36:26Failed... Failed... Impressively failed.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29One toxicology analysis revealed ketamine.

0:36:29 > 0:36:37That is a very powerful sedative.

0:36:32 > 0:36:37Sedatives are used all the time.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37Well, this one's used on horses.

0:36:37 > 0:36:44Some of these guys are pretty big.

0:36:39 > 0:36:44It takes us 18 months to prepare viable subjects for space travel.

0:36:44 > 0:36:51We've evidence of a wide variety...

0:36:46 > 0:36:51Can they physically survive the trip? That's all I need to know.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54I don't know how they survived the tests.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Talk about The Wrong Stuff!

0:37:04 > 0:37:06I'm Colonel Willie Sharp.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09In addition to flying one of the X-71s to that rock,

0:37:09 > 0:37:13I'll train you how to deal with the rigours of working in space,

0:37:13 > 0:37:16so you don't freak out on the asteroid.

0:37:16 > 0:37:20US astronauts train for years. You have 12 days.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Any intelligent questions?

0:37:26 > 0:37:28What's an X-71?

0:37:28 > 0:37:31You're the first civilians to ever see her.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34We call them X-71s.

0:37:34 > 0:37:40She and her sister ship leave tomorrow for launch prep in Florida.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44The two going up are the Freedom and the Independence.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Her titanium skin covers the toughest,

0:37:47 > 0:37:50most sophisticated space vehicle ever made.

0:37:50 > 0:37:54Col Davis and NASA pilot Tucker will command the Independence.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58Col Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordnance.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Anyway, er, I just thought...

0:38:05 > 0:38:08you guys should meet.

0:38:10 > 0:38:15Welcome to our weightless environmental training facility.

0:38:20 > 0:38:24So are we going swimming on the asteroid?

0:38:24 > 0:38:28Here at downtown NASA we call this the Monster Armadillo.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32It will be retro-fitted with your drilling arm.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33Can we take a look?

0:38:33 > 0:38:38These rubber hoses gotta go, Max.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38We need short-throw shifters.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is?

0:38:42 > 0:38:46A plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost, 400?

0:38:46 > 0:38:51You're the sorriest group I've seen in my entire military career.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Space flight will be a brutal assault on your senses.

0:38:54 > 0:38:58I'm here to give you a taste.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Some of the world's best pilots

0:38:58 > 0:39:03will be sucking your eyes into the back of your head.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Go easy on me. It's my first time.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08You know, I have a small fear of flying.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10AAAARRHHH!

0:39:10 > 0:39:13I'll twist you.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13AAAAARRHHH!

0:39:15 > 0:39:18I'll flip you.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18What's wrong with you?!

0:39:19 > 0:39:22I'll frap you till your bones hurt. When you squeal,

0:39:22 > 0:39:26I'll just go faster and harder.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Take me down!

0:39:26 > 0:39:28HEEEEEEEELP!

0:39:29 > 0:39:32How's the rest of the crew?

0:39:31 > 0:39:32Well...

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Sorry about the rib chunks on your dash.

0:39:39 > 0:39:44Who would you say?

0:39:40 > 0:39:44I don't know, Oscar. Who are you?

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Han Solo.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47If anybody's anybody, I'm Han and you're Chewbacca.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50Chewie?! Have you even seen Star Wars?

0:39:57 > 0:39:59'Neil Armstrong,

0:39:59 > 0:40:011969, bouncing on the moon.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04He's bouncing because there's less gravity up there.

0:40:04 > 0:40:08This will be similar to the asteroid. So watch it.

0:40:08 > 0:40:13Anything launched off that asteroid will go right into outer space.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Is it just me, or is Watts really hot?

0:40:16 > 0:40:17Yeah.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21So we have new generation suits with directional thrusters.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24- Yeah, think so... - You won't bounce...

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Bear!

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Yes?

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Do we have a problem?

0:40:27 > 0:40:29No.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32I'm describing how DATs keep your ass on the ground.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36So if I kicked you in the balls and you don't know how to work them,

0:40:36 > 0:40:40what happens to you?

0:40:38 > 0:40:40I'd float away.

0:40:39 > 0:40:40Yeah.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43And, er, when do we train for that?

0:40:43 > 0:40:46You have 30 secs to put your helmets on,

0:40:46 > 0:40:48then we'll create a vacuum

0:40:48 > 0:40:50and you'll know what being in space is like.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54'De-press in 30 seconds.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56'Valves have been activated.'

0:40:56 > 0:40:58'Vacuum PSIs are open.'

0:41:14 > 0:41:17OK, here's the flight plan.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Save the laughter I know it's not to scale.

0:41:19 > 0:41:24Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6.30pm.

0:41:24 > 0:41:2967 minutes later, you'll dock with the Russian space station

0:41:29 > 0:41:31to meet Cosmonaut Andropov,

0:41:31 > 0:41:35who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2 - that's your fuel.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39Then you release and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43We only have one shot at landing on this rock,

0:41:43 > 0:41:46and that's when the asteroid passes by the moon.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49You'll use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters,

0:41:49 > 0:41:54sling-shotting you around the moon, coming up behind the asteroid.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56You'll be upward of 11Gs.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Yeah, I remember this one.

0:41:58 > 0:42:03The Coyote sits in a slingshot and straps himself to an Acme rocket.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06That what we're doin' here?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06(Rockhound...)

0:42:06 > 0:42:09It didn't work out well for the Coyote, Harry.

0:42:09 > 0:42:14Actually, we have a lot better rockets than the Coyote.

0:42:15 > 0:42:19Now, when you've finished your Road Runner thrust move,

0:42:19 > 0:42:23you'll be moving at 22,500mph,

0:42:23 > 0:42:25coming behind the asteroid.

0:42:25 > 0:42:29The tail debris should be cleared by lunar gravity.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30And you'll land here.

0:42:30 > 0:42:35We got a landing site for each team the softest parts.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38We don't take chances. We double up on everything.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41First team that hits 800ft...wins.

0:42:41 > 0:42:45This rock is dense, it has some gravity, you can walk around.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48But use your thrusters to make it easier.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52Mr Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this.

0:42:52 > 0:42:57What'll it be like up there?

0:42:53 > 0:42:57200 degrees in the sun, minus 200 in the shade,

0:42:57 > 0:42:59canyons of razor-sharp rock,

0:42:59 > 0:43:03unpredictable gravity, unexpected eruptions...

0:43:03 > 0:43:08Things like that.

0:43:04 > 0:43:08So the scariest environment imaginable.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10Thanks. That's all you gotta say.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13So you drill, you drop the nuke and you leave.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Now, here's the key.

0:43:15 > 0:43:18You must remote detonate the bomb

0:43:18 > 0:43:22before the asteroid passes this plane - Zero Barrier.

0:43:22 > 0:43:26Do that, and the remaining pieces of rock

0:43:26 > 0:43:29should be deflected enough to pass right by us.

0:43:29 > 0:43:33If the bomb explodes after Zero Barrier...

0:43:34 > 0:43:37game's over.

0:43:37 > 0:43:40Apollo, this is Houston. Fire your rockets. Pkkk!

0:43:40 > 0:43:44OK, your rockets are at maximum.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Oscar?

0:43:44 > 0:43:46Hey, Harry. How's it goin'?

0:43:46 > 0:43:49Seen Grace?

0:43:47 > 0:43:49She's in the hangar with AJ.

0:43:49 > 0:43:52- Wait,- Grace? - I thought you said Bear.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30Will you marry me?

0:44:43 > 0:44:48Harry, Grace is old enough to vote, drink, marry, divorce...

0:44:48 > 0:44:50When I get back, when this job is done,

0:44:50 > 0:44:53I will deal with this in my own way.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57Harry, I'm not rooting for AJ, I just mean Grace has grown up.

0:44:57 > 0:45:01Let me get some paper - I wanna jot down your pearls of wisdom!

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Be serious. While we were off trottin' the globe,

0:45:04 > 0:45:07Gracie grew up into a full-blown hottie.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10She's a babe.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10She is fully hot. She is...

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Max! You're talkin' about my girl, OK?!

0:45:13 > 0:45:15I think I know who and what she is.

0:45:15 > 0:45:19All we're saying is she's comin' into her own now.

0:45:19 > 0:45:24She's curious about her body, she's exploring her sexuality.

0:45:24 > 0:45:25Oscar...

0:45:25 > 0:45:29It's a natural thing.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29You are about five minutes older than Grace is!

0:45:29 > 0:45:33I know how it feels when your hormones pull you a thousand ways...

0:45:33 > 0:45:37Harry, no disrespect, but we all helped raise her.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40So we all feel like a bunch o' daddies here.

0:45:40 > 0:45:47That's true.

0:45:41 > 0:45:47I'll be damned if I worked all these years so she can marry a roughneck.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49She's better'n that.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53Better'n all of us.

0:46:00 > 0:46:04Harry, just relax, enjoy a free Armadillo driving clinic.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06Whoa-whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa!

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Two shuttle teams.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17AJ with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on Independence,

0:46:17 > 0:46:21I'll run Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23We'll have 8 hours to do the job.

0:46:23 > 0:46:28To split this rock on the fault line, we have to drill to 800ft.

0:46:28 > 0:46:32Let's get our game faces on. Time for underwater simulation.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36C'mon, Independence! We're the younger team, here!

0:46:36 > 0:46:39The Varsity team! Take it to 11,000.

0:46:39 > 0:46:44The computer will simulate a gas pocket at 625ft feet,

0:46:44 > 0:46:47and then hard iron ferrite at 635.

0:46:47 > 0:46:49I'll drop some more O2 in.

0:46:49 > 0:46:54We're takin' her up.

0:46:50 > 0:46:54I'm givin' it more torque.

0:46:51 > 0:46:54Lookin' good, Bear.

0:46:54 > 0:46:57'Watch your time.'

0:46:55 > 0:46:57Harry, mind if I run my own team?

0:46:57 > 0:47:00You'll blow the tranny, AJ.

0:47:00 > 0:47:01Relax, Bear.

0:47:01 > 0:47:07'She can handle it.'

0:47:02 > 0:47:07AJ, you're at 600ft. Your pipe is long. Back the RPMs down to 8,000.

0:47:07 > 0:47:13We don't have time for 8,000!

0:47:09 > 0:47:13Take it down. You'll snap the pipe.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Damn it, 11,000!

0:47:13 > 0:47:17Slow it down, AJ.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17Bear, get on our team!

0:47:17 > 0:47:21Whoa, space cowboy...

0:47:19 > 0:47:21"Harry, you hear this?"

0:47:20 > 0:47:21I hear.

0:47:21 > 0:47:25You don't work for Harry now, you listen to me!

0:47:25 > 0:47:27'On that rock, you do what I say!'

0:47:27 > 0:47:31I'm throttling up to 11,000.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31AJ, you'll blow the transmission.

0:47:31 > 0:47:34Will you let me run my team?!

0:47:34 > 0:47:38RPMs are at red line.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38'Bear, I know what I'm doing!'

0:47:38 > 0:47:41She'll be fine. Trust me.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41AJ, back it up.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Number one transmission is down.

0:47:43 > 0:47:48Son of a...

0:47:44 > 0:47:48The computer's wrong.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48'We did the right thing.'

0:47:49 > 0:47:52If you wanna replace anyone, now's the time.

0:47:52 > 0:47:56I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02You wanna go home? That it? You wanna be fired?

0:48:02 > 0:48:07My crew did the right thing!

0:48:04 > 0:48:07Your crew just blew the transmission!

0:48:07 > 0:48:11The computer is playin' it safe. The rig you built can do it.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13Shut up, AJ. Shut your mouth!

0:48:13 > 0:48:17Those men have zero tolerance for hot-doggin',

0:48:17 > 0:48:21goin' on instinct or bein' a hero. Got that?

0:48:21 > 0:48:24- Say the words, AJ!- I got it!

0:48:24 > 0:48:26I want my men to have tomorrow night off.

0:48:26 > 0:48:30Out of here for at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy.

0:48:30 > 0:48:35No way. The security risk is huge. What if they talk or get hurt?

0:48:35 > 0:48:39What if they're too burned out to do the job?

0:48:39 > 0:48:43Those boys are ready to snap. They didn't ask to be here.

0:48:43 > 0:48:47Tomorrow could be their last night on Earth.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50Let 'em spend it with their families.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52- There's no way... - You got family, Colonel?

0:48:52 > 0:48:57Two girls.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57Don't you wanna be with them tomorrow night?

0:48:57 > 0:48:59I'm not askin' you. I'm tellin' you.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02Make this happen.

0:49:06 > 0:49:08Whoo-hoo!

0:49:10 > 0:49:13This is a big loan. Why don't you count the cash?

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Nah, this seems like 100 grand.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18I hope you know what you're doin',

0:49:18 > 0:49:23cos I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23You'll get it back.

0:49:23 > 0:49:28You don't look too good. Not gonna to die on me, are ya?

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Let's just say no more than you are.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Thanks, Vic.

0:49:36 > 0:49:40# I don't wanna close my eyes

0:49:40 > 0:49:45# I don't wanna fall asleep Cos I'd miss you, baby... #

0:49:46 > 0:49:48You know what I was thinkin'?

0:49:48 > 0:49:54What?

0:49:49 > 0:49:54I don't think the animal cracker... qualifies as a cracker.

0:49:54 > 0:49:59Why?

0:49:55 > 0:49:59Cos it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie,

0:49:59 > 0:50:03and putting cheese on it is what makes a cracker a cracker.

0:50:03 > 0:50:08I don't know why I thought of that.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08You have such sweet pillow talk.

0:50:08 > 0:50:12I got an animal cracker Discovery Channel thing happening here.

0:50:12 > 0:50:17- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: - Watch the gazelle as he grazes through the open plains.

0:50:17 > 0:50:21Now look, as the cheetah approaches.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24Watch, as he stalks his prey.

0:50:24 > 0:50:28The gazelle is spooked. He could head north...

0:50:28 > 0:50:34to the ample sustenance provided by the mountainous peaks above...

0:50:37 > 0:50:39or he could go south.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46North...

0:50:48 > 0:50:50or...south.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54Way down...under.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00Tune in next week.

0:50:59 > 0:51:00SHE GIGGLES

0:51:01 > 0:51:03Baby?

0:51:03 > 0:51:06Do you think anyone else in the world

0:51:06 > 0:51:11is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?

0:51:11 > 0:51:13I hope so.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Otherwise, what are we tryin' to save?

0:51:21 > 0:51:24# Don't wanna close my eyes

0:51:24 > 0:51:28# I don't wanna fall asleep Cos I'd miss you, baby

0:51:28 > 0:51:32# And I don't wanna miss a thing

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Hi.

0:51:41 > 0:51:45What are you doing here?

0:51:42 > 0:51:45I was just passin' by on the, er...

0:51:45 > 0:51:47I came...

0:51:51 > 0:51:53Who's he?

0:51:53 > 0:51:55That man's a salesman.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Would you go inside?

0:52:01 > 0:52:02Thank you.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07He got big.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12You can't come around like this.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14The court says you can't.

0:52:14 > 0:52:18It confuses him.

0:52:16 > 0:52:18No, I know. I just...

0:52:18 > 0:52:22I wanted to say...that I'm sorry.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26About everything. And...

0:52:26 > 0:52:30I got something comin' up. Something kind of big.

0:52:30 > 0:52:33You just might be proud of me.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37Would you do something for me? Would you give him this?

0:52:37 > 0:52:40You don't have to tell him who it's from. Just...

0:52:43 > 0:52:45LOUD ROCK MUSIC

0:52:48 > 0:52:50# Everybody's talkin' 'bout what it is, what it ain't

0:52:50 > 0:52:53# Kiss on the devil and you piss off a saint...

0:52:53 > 0:52:55EXCITED CHATTER

0:53:00 > 0:53:02Hey, Noonan, need ten grand?

0:53:02 > 0:53:08Put these girls through college.

0:53:04 > 0:53:08I love this astronaut stuff!

0:53:06 > 0:53:08Good work if you can get it.

0:53:08 > 0:53:13I'm in town doin' a little astronaut training.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13Ooh, astronauta.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15Si. I'm a mission specialist.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19Wow. And what does that mean?

0:53:17 > 0:53:19I don't know.

0:53:21 > 0:53:26Hey! Who the hell you think you guys are? You're hoggin' all the action.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29Hey, pinhead, go find your own party.

0:53:29 > 0:53:34Wanna spread the wealth, pal?

0:53:31 > 0:53:34Here. Go buy yourself a neck.

0:53:33 > 0:53:34Hey, Mr Clean...

0:53:34 > 0:53:36GIRLS GASP

0:53:36 > 0:53:39Haaaarrhhh!

0:53:39 > 0:53:42Call NASA! We're astronauts!

0:53:42 > 0:53:45Yeah, we're all astronauts.

0:53:45 > 0:53:47You are so messing with national security!

0:53:47 > 0:53:49You are fired tomorrow morning!

0:53:49 > 0:53:53You'll be working security at Toys R Us!

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Bye-bye, little astronauta.

0:53:55 > 0:53:59Don't leave! I'm goin' into space and not comin' back!

0:54:02 > 0:54:04It's coming in at 30,000mph!

0:54:04 > 0:54:07Projected impact?

0:54:07 > 0:54:12East Asia, 11 minutes.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12We have to warn

0:54:09 > 0:54:12Who? The entire South Pacific?

0:54:27 > 0:54:29ROARING NOISE

0:54:40 > 0:54:42WOMAN SCREAMS

0:54:59 > 0:55:01MOBILE BEEPS

0:55:02 > 0:55:04So the whole world knows.

0:55:07 > 0:55:09Tell me you never let anybody down.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11I never quit yet.

0:55:11 > 0:55:15How's that?

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Guess that'll have to do.

0:55:15 > 0:55:21You know something? I still know the first, middle and last name

0:55:21 > 0:55:26of every trainee astronaut the first year I was here. Thanks.

0:55:26 > 0:55:30I went into the engineering programme. Kinda had to.

0:55:30 > 0:55:32But, boy, I wanted to go up there.

0:55:32 > 0:55:36Be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41I'd be on that shuttle with you, if I could.

0:55:44 > 0:55:47You don't wanna be on it any more than I do.

0:55:49 > 0:55:51Good luck in Florida tomorrow.

0:55:51 > 0:55:55'The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday...'

0:55:55 > 0:55:58'A French satellite has tracked an object...'

0:55:58 > 0:56:01'The tidal wave was five...'

0:56:01 > 0:56:05'This is CNN in Florida. NASA is on a full-scale military alert.

0:56:05 > 0:56:08'They're calling this a global killer.'

0:56:08 > 0:56:13'The Pentagon is getting involved with some kind of project

0:56:13 > 0:56:16'involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission.'

0:56:16 > 0:56:18'..refuse to comment,

0:56:18 > 0:56:23fuelling speculation that there could be a very serious problem.'

0:56:23 > 0:56:27'A special team of astronauts arrived in Florida this evening.

0:56:27 > 0:56:32'NASA is cooperating with Russian, Japanese and French space agencies,

0:56:32 > 0:56:36'in the most massive space venture in history.'

0:56:43 > 0:56:46Gracie?

0:56:52 > 0:56:54I got your note.

0:56:56 > 0:57:00What are you doin' out here?

0:56:58 > 0:57:00Just thinking.

0:57:00 > 0:57:01Yeah.

0:57:01 > 0:57:07I, um, want to apologise for...

0:57:03 > 0:57:07Grace, stop. You don't have to apologise.

0:57:09 > 0:57:14I shouldn't have dragged you around all those rigs. I just...

0:57:14 > 0:57:17I don't think I did the right thing with you.

0:57:17 > 0:57:21You're wrong. I love my life.

0:57:21 > 0:57:23I love everything about it.

0:57:23 > 0:57:27And I don't blame you for my mother leaving.

0:57:28 > 0:57:30She left us both.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33I love you.

0:57:33 > 0:57:37And don't talk like you're not comin' back.

0:57:37 > 0:57:40Promise me you'll come back.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42OK.

0:57:42 > 0:57:44Say "I promise".

0:57:45 > 0:57:47I promise, Grace.

0:57:51 > 0:57:53It's gonna be all right, Grace.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59If it's not too much trouble,

0:57:59 > 0:58:02can you please bring my fiance home with you?

0:58:02 > 0:58:04Oh, Jesus...

0:58:14 > 0:58:19The President will address the nation within the hour.

0:58:17 > 0:58:19HUBBUB

0:58:24 > 0:58:29This film contains some strong language.

0:58:44 > 0:58:46Astronauts.

0:58:52 > 0:58:55See you in a coupla days, honey.

0:59:00 > 0:59:03# All my bags are packed

0:59:03 > 0:59:06# I'm ready to go

0:59:06 > 0:59:10# I'm standin' here outside your door

0:59:10 > 0:59:13# I hate to wake you up

0:59:13 > 0:59:16# To say goodbye

0:59:16 > 0:59:21# So kiss me and smile for me

0:59:21 > 0:59:24# Let me know you'll wait for me

0:59:24 > 0:59:28# Hold me like you'll never let me go #

0:59:28 > 0:59:34- LOUDER: - # Cos I'm leaving on a jet plane

0:59:34 > 0:59:36# Don't know when I'll be back again

0:59:36 > 0:59:38# Leavin'

0:59:38 > 0:59:41# On a jet plane

0:59:41 > 0:59:44# I don't know when I'll be back again

0:59:44 > 0:59:48# Leavin' on a jet plane

0:59:48 > 0:59:51# Don't know when I'll be back again #

0:59:51 > 0:59:57So, Truman...this is who you found to save the planet?

0:59:57 > 0:59:59- Mr Frost, you good to go? - One sec.

0:59:59 > 1:00:02That boy don't take anything seriously.

1:00:01 > 1:00:02Yeah.

1:00:02 > 1:00:06Reminds me of a guy I used to know.

1:00:06 > 1:00:08# Oh-ohhhhhhh, oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh... #

1:00:10 > 1:00:13I'm marrying you.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13You bet your ass you are.

1:00:22 > 1:00:25< SHOUTING

1:00:32 > 1:00:35'I address you tonight

1:00:35 > 1:00:39'not as the President of the US,

1:00:40 > 1:00:43'not as the leader of a country...

1:00:43 > 1:00:45'but as a citizen of humanity.

1:00:47 > 1:00:52'We are faced with the very gravest of challenges.

1:00:52 > 1:00:55'The Bible calls this day Armageddon.

1:00:55 > 1:00:57'The end of all things.

1:00:58 > 1:01:01'And yet, for the first time

1:01:01 > 1:01:04'in the history of the planet,

1:01:04 > 1:01:10'a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction.

1:01:10 > 1:01:14'All of you praying with us need to know...

1:01:14 > 1:01:18'that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster

1:01:18 > 1:01:21'is being called into service.

1:01:22 > 1:01:27'The human thirst for...excellence

1:01:27 > 1:01:30'and knowledge...

1:01:30 > 1:01:34'every step up the ladder of science...

1:01:34 > 1:01:38'every adventurous reach into space,

1:01:38 > 1:01:42'all our combined modern technologies and imaginations,

1:01:42 > 1:01:47'even the wars that we fought have provided us the tools

1:01:47 > 1:01:50'to wage this terrible battle.

1:01:50 > 1:01:52'Through all the chaos that is our history,

1:01:52 > 1:01:55'through all of the wrongs and discord,

1:01:55 > 1:01:59'through all the pain and suffering, through all of our times,

1:01:59 > 1:02:02'there is one thing...'

1:02:02 > 1:02:04Mom, that salesman is on TV.

1:02:04 > 1:02:09'..that has elevated our species above its origin. Our courage.

1:02:09 > 1:02:15'The dreams of an entire planet are focused on those 14 brave souls

1:02:15 > 1:02:18'travelling into the heavens.'

1:02:18 > 1:02:20That man's not a salesman.

1:02:20 > 1:02:22That's your daddy.

1:02:22 > 1:02:27'May we all, citizens the world over, see these events through.

1:02:27 > 1:02:31'God speed...and good luck to you.'

1:02:38 > 1:02:41Freedom crew. Independence crew.

1:02:44 > 1:02:48How you feelin'?

1:02:46 > 1:02:48Er...good.

1:02:48 > 1:02:52Considering I've never been so scared in my entire life.

1:02:52 > 1:02:56Once you get up there, you'll be on your own.

1:02:56 > 1:03:00If anything should happen, I just want

1:02:58 > 1:03:00I know, Harry. I'll, er...

1:03:00 > 1:03:03try not to disappoint you.

1:03:04 > 1:03:06Take care of yourself, kid.

1:03:11 > 1:03:14'Freedom is on the bridge.'

1:03:19 > 1:03:26'Independence is on the bridge.'

1:03:21 > 1:03:26'Attention all personnel. We are at T minus two hours.'

1:03:33 > 1:03:35- Hey, Harry...- Yeah.

1:03:35 > 1:03:39..we're sitting on 4 million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon

1:03:39 > 1:03:44and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts, built by the lowest bidder.

1:03:44 > 1:03:47Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

1:03:47 > 1:03:49Yeah.

1:03:50 > 1:03:55How you doin', Oscar?

1:03:52 > 1:03:55Great. I got that excited, scared feeling.

1:03:55 > 1:03:58Like 98% excited, 2% scared.

1:03:58 > 1:04:02Maybe it's more. It could be 98% scared, 2% excited.

1:04:02 > 1:04:06But that's what makes it so intense it's so confused.

1:04:06 > 1:04:08I can't really figure it out.

1:04:08 > 1:04:13Will you make mine really tight? I don't wanna fall out.

1:04:14 > 1:04:15Ow.

1:04:15 > 1:04:18If the space programme goes under,

1:04:18 > 1:04:21there's always Helga's House of Pain.

1:04:21 > 1:04:23Flight directors, go for launch.

1:04:23 > 1:04:28- Retro.- Go, Flight.

1:04:24 > 1:04:28- Booster.- Go, Flight.

1:04:26 > 1:04:28- Trajectory.- Go, Flight.

1:04:28 > 1:04:31- FIDO.- Go, Flight.

1:04:30 > 1:04:31- EVA.- Go, Flight.

1:04:31 > 1:04:34- Capcom Freedom.- Go, flight.

1:04:32 > 1:04:34- Capcom Independence.- Go, Flight.

1:04:34 > 1:04:37OK, everyone, it's pucker time.

1:04:38 > 1:04:42This is Kennedy. We're T minus one minute. Crew members,

1:04:42 > 1:04:45'close and lock your visors.'

1:04:45 > 1:04:49'Independence, be advised we are in a smooth count.'

1:04:49 > 1:04:52T minus 31. You're go for auto sequence start.

1:04:52 > 1:04:55'PLTs, perform your APA pre-start.'

1:04:55 > 1:04:56'Gentlemen,

1:04:56 > 1:05:00you're our warriors up there. God be with you.

1:05:00 > 1:05:03'You're already heroes. Just enjoy the ride.'

1:05:03 > 1:05:06'We're T minus 20 seconds.'

1:05:09 > 1:05:12'Ten, nine, eight, seven,

1:05:12 > 1:05:17six, five, four, three, two, one...'

1:05:21 > 1:05:23'We have booster ignition.'

1:05:25 > 1:05:27'We have lift-off.'

1:05:39 > 1:05:41'Freedom, you're looking good.'

1:05:53 > 1:05:55Go for Independence.

1:05:55 > 1:05:58'...three, two, one...'

1:06:01 > 1:06:04'We have lift-off.'

1:06:02 > 1:06:04We are cooking, Houston!

1:06:26 > 1:06:29Houston, they're all yours.

1:06:27 > 1:06:29THEY ALL CHEER

1:06:31 > 1:06:36Heads up, they're ours now.

1:06:32 > 1:06:36Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em.

1:06:42 > 1:06:45'Start roll manoeuvre.'

1:06:54 > 1:06:58'Two good rolls.'

1:06:55 > 1:06:58One down.

1:06:58 > 1:07:00Control, we are at max Q.

1:07:01 > 1:07:02SRB set.

1:07:08 > 1:07:10We have MECO.

1:07:10 > 1:07:13'Copy. MECO.'

1:07:11 > 1:07:13This is a kick-ass ride!

1:07:19 > 1:07:24'Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule.'

1:07:39 > 1:07:42Oh, my God...

1:07:40 > 1:07:42This is space!

1:07:42 > 1:07:47Just the beginning part of space. We haven't got to outer space yet.

1:07:47 > 1:07:51We have visual on the Russian space station. Initiating retro burn.

1:07:51 > 1:07:55Remember, the Russian space station has been up there

1:07:55 > 1:07:59'for 11 years. Most of us don't have cars that old.'

1:07:59 > 1:08:04'The cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone.

1:08:04 > 1:08:08'So don't be surprised if he's a little...off.'

1:08:09 > 1:08:12All right, crew, exit your flight suits.

1:08:12 > 1:08:18Houston, hello? This is Russian space station. Can you hear me?

1:08:18 > 1:08:20Zdrastvutye. We copy.

1:08:21 > 1:08:25I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time.

1:08:25 > 1:08:28'Stand by.'

1:08:26 > 1:08:28OK. I'm not going anywhere.

1:08:28 > 1:08:32'We have a go. Initiate gravitational spin.'

1:08:38 > 1:08:40'You are maxed at 40% spin.'

1:08:42 > 1:08:49OK, Houston! I can feel... I'm having gravity.

1:08:49 > 1:08:52Gentlemen, we're gonna dock in a minute.

1:08:52 > 1:08:56The Russian station is simulating gravity to let us work faster.

1:08:56 > 1:08:58But it'll make you queasy.

1:08:58 > 1:09:03About time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour.

1:09:05 > 1:09:09'Initiating first phase of docking procedure.'

1:09:09 > 1:09:12Switching to manual.

1:09:10 > 1:09:12Manual override.

1:09:17 > 1:09:23'One foot per second. Take it slow and do it right.'

1:09:20 > 1:09:23'Twenty feet.'

1:09:23 > 1:09:26Ten feet.

1:09:26 > 1:09:29'Looking good on radar.'

1:09:29 > 1:09:30Five feet.

1:09:34 > 1:09:38Locks engaged. Fuel teams, let's go!

1:09:39 > 1:09:42'Freedom telemetry looking good.'

1:09:42 > 1:09:46We have soft dock.

1:09:43 > 1:09:46Fuel teams, prepare to unload.

1:09:50 > 1:09:52Watch your heads.

1:09:52 > 1:09:54Let's go, Independence.

1:09:56 > 1:09:58Colonel.

1:10:07 > 1:10:12Where is he?

1:10:09 > 1:10:12Anybody home?

1:10:12 > 1:10:13Welcome, everybody!

1:10:15 > 1:10:20I am not gas station. This is sophisticated labouratory.

1:10:20 > 1:10:24I'm in charge, so do not be touching anything.

1:10:24 > 1:10:26I need one... I need you.

1:10:26 > 1:10:30Go with him.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30Hurry up. Come on.

1:10:30 > 1:10:34You must watch the fuel gauge, OK? Put on cold suit.

1:10:34 > 1:10:37'Houston, prepping for fuel transfer.'

1:10:39 > 1:10:41Fuel pump is down there.

1:10:41 > 1:10:43Down here, huh? Great.

1:10:45 > 1:10:47INDISTINCT SHOUTING

1:10:53 > 1:10:56OK, let's connect these sealer locks.

1:10:58 > 1:11:02Freedom, left, Independence, right.

1:11:00 > 1:11:02Goin' left here.

1:11:05 > 1:11:08To the right is fuel gauge. You watch it.

1:11:08 > 1:11:10150, OK, 160. OK,

1:11:10 > 1:11:14200, bad. Disaster for space station.

1:11:14 > 1:11:17If you watch 200, you can call for Lev. On.

1:11:17 > 1:11:19See here, No.1, off.

1:11:19 > 1:11:22You ask for Lev and pull this right down.

1:11:22 > 1:11:27What's Lev?

1:11:23 > 1:11:27I'm Lev Andropov, Colonel of Russian Space Agency.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30In Russia, I'm very big man.

1:11:30 > 1:11:34We're ready to transfer!

1:11:32 > 1:11:34I'm coming. No problem.

1:11:38 > 1:11:42Hard lock.

1:11:40 > 1:11:42Ready for transfusion!

1:11:50 > 1:11:52'Fuel is pumping.'

1:11:56 > 1:11:58Hey, Lev, the pressure is climbing.

1:11:58 > 1:12:02- RADIO CRACKS UP - 'I think we have a problem.'

1:12:02 > 1:12:06Don't touch my uncle! He's the genius of my family!

1:12:07 > 1:12:09Lev! Can anybody hear me?!

1:12:09 > 1:12:11Hey, hello!

1:12:11 > 1:12:14He worked for a big bomb factory.

1:12:14 > 1:12:18He made the tip of the bomb, the thing that finds, er...

1:12:18 > 1:12:21New York, Washington, you know?

1:12:21 > 1:12:26We got some thermal variation. Stamper, let's check the couplings.

1:12:29 > 1:12:31OK, shut down... Er...

1:12:31 > 1:12:34Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn-aarhhh!

1:12:34 > 1:12:36MACHINE WHIRRS DOWN

1:12:37 > 1:12:39Guys!

1:12:39 > 1:12:41< What's that noise?

1:12:41 > 1:12:44ALARM SOUNDS

1:12:44 > 1:12:45Oh, no! Stop!

1:12:47 > 1:12:50What is it?

1:12:50 > 1:12:52Go! We have leak! Leak!

1:12:54 > 1:12:57Get your men back to the shuttle! Go!

1:12:59 > 1:13:01Get out of there!

1:13:01 > 1:13:03Lev, this really smarts!

1:13:03 > 1:13:06Pull lever!

1:13:06 > 1:13:07This is the lever!

1:13:07 > 1:13:11We must get him out of there!

1:13:09 > 1:13:11AJ! Come on!

1:13:12 > 1:13:14Aaarrhh!

1:13:14 > 1:13:16Hurry! Hurry!

1:13:18 > 1:13:23Emergency breakaway! We got a fire in the fuel pod!

1:13:26 > 1:13:30Come on! Get in here! AJ's stuck down in the fuel pod!

1:13:32 > 1:13:33We're losing it!

1:13:39 > 1:13:41Aaarrhhh!

1:13:45 > 1:13:47Control, I'm see vibrations.

1:13:50 > 1:13:53Malloy, talk to me!

1:13:51 > 1:13:53Fire in the fuel pod.

1:13:53 > 1:13:55Independence, get outta there!

1:13:55 > 1:14:01Dump the hoses! We're going!

1:13:57 > 1:14:01Have they shut off the O2 feed?

1:13:58 > 1:14:01Harry, it's burning up!

1:14:01 > 1:14:05Damn! Max! Max, get in here! Crack these pipes off!

1:14:05 > 1:14:08I'm goin' back for the other team!

1:14:09 > 1:14:12Switch on the personnel locators.

1:14:12 > 1:14:15Tracking AJ. He's climbing.

1:14:15 > 1:14:20It's too late! Get to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow!

1:14:21 > 1:14:23No!

1:14:23 > 1:14:25Colonel, we gotta move now!

1:14:27 > 1:14:33Wait! We got a man in there!

1:14:30 > 1:14:33Open that door and we all die!

1:14:31 > 1:14:33Fuel leak!

1:14:35 > 1:14:37Evac now! Let's go!

1:14:40 > 1:14:43Come on back! Wait! The door is broken!

1:14:44 > 1:14:46Aaaarrrhhh!

1:14:46 > 1:14:51They sealed the fire.

1:14:47 > 1:14:51'Tracking back to the shuttle.'

1:14:49 > 1:14:51We still have two men trapped.

1:14:53 > 1:14:56Keep running! The shuttle's another 75ft!

1:14:56 > 1:14:59Where's the rest?

1:14:57 > 1:14:59- Get out!- Where's AJ?

1:14:59 > 1:15:05AJ's gone!

1:15:01 > 1:15:05We're not leavin' without AJ!

1:15:02 > 1:15:05He's gone! It's too late!

1:15:05 > 1:15:08Come on! This way is our only chance!

1:15:08 > 1:15:13It's minus a hundred! Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes!

1:15:19 > 1:15:23Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door!

1:15:27 > 1:15:33AJ's still in there!

1:15:28 > 1:15:33It's all on fire, Harry!

1:15:30 > 1:15:33It's them or all of us!

1:15:33 > 1:15:34Full thrusters!

1:15:50 > 1:15:52Lev!

1:15:52 > 1:15:54Lev, the door's gonna blow!

1:16:00 > 1:16:03We're going! It's gonna blow!

1:16:03 > 1:16:08AJ's still in there!

1:16:05 > 1:16:08Blow the lines! We gotta book!

1:16:08 > 1:16:12Hurry! We're almost there!

1:16:13 > 1:16:17Independence does not have AJ. They're go without him.

1:16:15 > 1:16:17They're 75ft away.

1:16:17 > 1:16:21Just tell them to go!

1:16:19 > 1:16:21Dog that hatch! Now!

1:16:20 > 1:16:21Close it!

1:16:26 > 1:16:28Whoa...

1:16:28 > 1:16:33Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's coming right for us! We've got to move!

1:16:36 > 1:16:40Hurry! They're gonna shut the door! Let us out!

1:16:41 > 1:16:43Fire's coming! Close the door!

1:16:48 > 1:16:52Go! Go! Go!

1:16:57 > 1:16:58Freedom,

1:16:58 > 1:17:01'Independence crew is all aboard.

1:17:01 > 1:17:04'We're even heavy one cosmonaut.'

1:17:04 > 1:17:05They got 90% of their fuel.

1:17:05 > 1:17:07Pretty intense, huh?

1:17:07 > 1:17:10That's why I told you "touch nothing".

1:17:10 > 1:17:13But you're bunch of cowboys.

1:17:17 > 1:17:21'So, while the entire planet is focused on the NASA mission

1:17:21 > 1:17:23'up in the vast ocean of space,

1:17:23 > 1:17:29'Freedom and Independence prepare to slingshot round the moon.'

1:17:37 > 1:17:41Morning, guys. It's time to suit up, I guess.

1:17:41 > 1:17:43We got a big day.

1:17:43 > 1:17:4518 secs to radio interrupt.

1:17:45 > 1:17:50Booster sequence confirmed.

1:17:47 > 1:17:50'Roger that, Freedom. We copy.'

1:17:50 > 1:17:54Shuttles ready for burn around the moon.

1:17:52 > 1:17:54Contact terminated. We're out.

1:17:54 > 1:17:599.5Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.

1:18:04 > 1:18:09So this is the part where we hold on real tight and hope we don't die.

1:18:09 > 1:18:12Stand by for lunar roll.

1:18:10 > 1:18:12High inclination. Lunar orbit.

1:18:15 > 1:18:19Hope you boys got those wills filled out correctly.

1:18:32 > 1:18:35OK, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up!

1:18:35 > 1:18:38On the mark. Five, four,

1:18:38 > 1:18:40three, two,

1:18:40 > 1:18:42one.

1:18:50 > 1:18:55Should it be like this?!

1:18:52 > 1:18:55This is normal.

1:18:53 > 1:18:55How would you know?!

1:18:56 > 1:18:5814,000mph!

1:18:57 > 1:18:584Gs.

1:18:58 > 1:19:00How long does this last?!

1:18:59 > 1:19:006Gs.

1:19:03 > 1:19:0415,000.

1:19:04 > 1:19:09I'm feeling heavy!

1:19:06 > 1:19:09This isn't normal. This is way worse!

1:19:09 > 1:19:118Gs. Hang tight!

1:19:11 > 1:19:15I'm not gonna make it!

1:19:13 > 1:19:15Aaaarrhh! WE'RE GONNA DIE!

1:19:15 > 1:19:18Flight, we still got nothing.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21This is too fast!

1:19:25 > 1:19:2710Gs!

1:19:39 > 1:19:42We're maxed! 22,500!

1:19:44 > 1:19:46HE GROANS

1:19:51 > 1:19:56'We have acquisition of signal from Independence and Freedom.'

1:19:56 > 1:19:59All right. Welcome back, team.

1:19:59 > 1:20:01We have visual of the target.

1:20:10 > 1:20:12Do you see that?

1:20:16 > 1:20:17Wow...

1:20:20 > 1:20:25Come in, Independence.

1:20:21 > 1:20:25'Houston, you gotta see this to believe it.'

1:20:26 > 1:20:30OK, let's take 'em in. How much tail debris do we have?

1:20:30 > 1:20:34'Freedom, turn on your FOD radar.'

1:20:32 > 1:20:34FOD radar on.

1:20:35 > 1:20:39Hang on. This could get rough. Engaging evasive radar.

1:20:46 > 1:20:48Hold on!

1:20:58 > 1:21:01Goddamn, we got debris!

1:21:02 > 1:21:04'Dumping auxiliary boosters.'

1:21:17 > 1:21:20- RADIO BRAKING UP: - 'We're hitting turbulence!'

1:21:23 > 1:21:24Comin' in hard!

1:21:29 > 1:21:34'Try to maintain present heading.'

1:21:31 > 1:21:34Too much debris! We gotta peel off!

1:21:33 > 1:21:34Negative!

1:21:37 > 1:21:39We're hit.

1:21:41 > 1:21:43'Mayday! Mayday!'

1:21:43 > 1:21:46We've lost main thrusters.

1:21:45 > 1:21:46Mayday!

1:21:46 > 1:21:48'We've lost RCS thrusters!'

1:21:49 > 1:21:53We are out of control and going down! Do you read me?

1:22:06 > 1:22:08We're gonna hit!

1:22:17 > 1:22:22Everybody, go to your life support! Lock yourself in the cargo bay!

1:22:22 > 1:22:24We are going down!

1:22:24 > 1:22:27'Houston, we are going down!'

1:22:27 > 1:22:30We have lost control!

1:22:28 > 1:22:30I can't get it on!

1:22:32 > 1:22:35Good luck, Freedom.

1:22:33 > 1:22:35Oh, my God, this is it.

1:22:38 > 1:22:41AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!

1:22:50 > 1:22:54Go, go! Get in! Go!

1:23:23 > 1:23:27Sharp, what is that?! Is that the Independence?!

1:23:31 > 1:23:37'Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They're not going to make it.'

1:23:47 > 1:23:50'Independence has gone down.'

1:24:01 > 1:24:05When I touch down, full reverse thrust. More RCS thrusters!

1:24:07 > 1:24:09Hang tight!

1:24:10 > 1:24:16Houston, we overshot our landing field. We overshot.

1:24:14 > 1:24:16Oh, no!

1:24:40 > 1:24:43Ahhh... Ah-ha-ha... Ha... Ha...

1:24:45 > 1:24:47HE PANTS

1:24:47 > 1:24:49Ahh... Ahh...

1:24:51 > 1:24:54Initiate systems check.

1:24:54 > 1:24:58Make sure we can get off this rock.

1:24:56 > 1:24:58Electrics are screwed.

1:24:58 > 1:25:03Fuel seals, check. Engine seals, check. Pressure seals, check.

1:25:05 > 1:25:07Anyone hurt?

1:25:08 > 1:25:12Where's... Where's the other shuttle?

1:25:12 > 1:25:14What happened to the other shuttle?

1:25:14 > 1:25:20Independence is off the grid.

1:25:16 > 1:25:20Off the grid? What are you, a freakin' cyborg?!

1:25:20 > 1:25:23Hey, you saw it yourself, right?

1:25:23 > 1:25:25They're gone.

1:25:26 > 1:25:29Come in, Freedom. This is Capcom Houston.

1:25:29 > 1:25:33This is Capcom Houston. Come in, Freedom.

1:25:33 > 1:25:38No...

1:25:34 > 1:25:38Let's just ask God to take care of our friends.

1:25:38 > 1:25:40May they rest in peace.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43Amen.

1:25:50 > 1:25:52We got eight hours.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55Let's do this and go home.

1:25:55 > 1:25:57Nothing.

1:25:57 > 1:26:01Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody!

1:26:01 > 1:26:03This is Capcom Houston.

1:26:03 > 1:26:08Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is Capcom Houston.

1:26:08 > 1:26:14Maybe you shouldn't be here.

1:26:11 > 1:26:14I don't have anywhere else to go.

1:26:14 > 1:26:15Freedom, this is Houston.

1:26:15 > 1:26:18HARRY: Let's get the tools unpacked

1:26:18 > 1:26:22and fire up the Armadillo.

1:26:20 > 1:26:22Getting nothing on inertial nav.

1:26:22 > 1:26:26I know where we are.

1:26:23 > 1:26:26Step away. Radio signal's dead.

1:26:26 > 1:26:30The radio signal will be halved till we get main power back.

1:26:30 > 1:26:36We're in segment 202, grid 9, site 15H-32, give or take a few yards.

1:26:36 > 1:26:39Captain America blew the landing by 26 miles.

1:26:39 > 1:26:43How the hell do you know that?

1:26:40 > 1:26:43Because I'm a genius.

1:26:43 > 1:26:46The gauges are peaked, like we're in a magnetic field.

1:26:46 > 1:26:50Who wants to know why? We were aiming for grid eight

1:26:50 > 1:26:56because thermographics indicated grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite.

1:26:56 > 1:26:59You landed us on a goddamn iron plate.

1:27:02 > 1:27:05Wheel out the satellite link. We need that radio.

1:27:05 > 1:27:08God, please tell me we still got one of 'em.

1:27:09 > 1:27:14'Independence is flatlined.'

1:27:11 > 1:27:14SHE SOBS

1:27:54 > 1:27:57Oscar! Oscar!

1:27:59 > 1:28:01Oh, God!

1:28:04 > 1:28:08Hello! Anyone! Is anyone else alive?!

1:28:08 > 1:28:10Somebody help me!

1:28:12 > 1:28:14AJ!

1:28:15 > 1:28:18Where are you?

1:28:16 > 1:28:18I'm here.

1:28:22 > 1:28:26Lev, there's no-one else. There's no-one else.

1:28:26 > 1:28:28I know.

1:28:28 > 1:28:30Oh, man...

1:28:30 > 1:28:32Bear?! Where are you?

1:28:32 > 1:28:33AJ...

1:28:35 > 1:28:37I'm in the shuttle, man.

1:28:38 > 1:28:40Are you all right?

1:28:40 > 1:28:42I'm so glad to see you, man.

1:28:42 > 1:28:45I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face.

1:28:45 > 1:28:49Houston, do you read?

1:28:47 > 1:28:49Check the thrusters.

1:28:49 > 1:28:51'Houston, do you copy?'

1:28:51 > 1:28:53Everyone good to go?

1:29:03 > 1:29:05Wow.

1:29:14 > 1:29:16Down here. In the valley.

1:29:18 > 1:29:20It's like Dr Seuss' worst nightmare.

1:29:20 > 1:29:25Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there.

1:29:25 > 1:29:27Bring Max down.

1:29:27 > 1:29:30Watch it, Max. There are some big fissures.

1:29:30 > 1:29:33To the left. Bring her to the left.

1:29:38 > 1:29:40Rockhound, take some readings.

1:29:43 > 1:29:45Iron ferrite.

1:29:49 > 1:29:53I have fire.

1:29:50 > 1:29:53Watts, I'm comin' back. Stand by.

1:29:53 > 1:29:57Mostly iron, Rockhound.

1:29:54 > 1:29:57God, I hate knowing everything.

1:29:57 > 1:30:03There's no worse spot to drill.

1:29:59 > 1:30:03I can pretty much guarantee it won't be thicker than 50ft.

1:30:03 > 1:30:07How you figure that?

1:30:05 > 1:30:07Cos if it is, we're screwed.

1:30:09 > 1:30:11Max, you good?

1:30:10 > 1:30:11Just makin' hole.

1:30:11 > 1:30:14Turn it around.

1:30:12 > 1:30:14Friggin' outer space.

1:30:17 > 1:30:19Looks good.

1:30:25 > 1:30:29OK, we're in. We're cuttin' through pretty good.

1:30:29 > 1:30:32There's stuff in here I ain't never seen.

1:30:32 > 1:30:34OK, let's punch it down!

1:30:35 > 1:30:38Harry, did you see that?

1:30:37 > 1:30:38I see it. What is it?

1:30:38 > 1:30:42We lost a bite.

1:30:40 > 1:30:42Back it off, back it off.

1:30:42 > 1:30:43Goddamn it!

1:30:43 > 1:30:47Sounds like we twisted a shank. Good, good. Hold it there.

1:30:50 > 1:30:54Wow. This is a goddamn Greek tragedy.

1:30:54 > 1:30:58We've all seen broken drill heads.

1:30:56 > 1:30:58Not after 10ft.

1:30:58 > 1:31:04I never seen one.

1:31:00 > 1:31:04Well, now you have.

1:31:01 > 1:31:04- What now?- Unpack the Judge.

1:31:06 > 1:31:08Bear, Lev...

1:31:08 > 1:31:11We're only three astronauts left now.

1:31:11 > 1:31:15We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers.

1:31:15 > 1:31:18What? You're not astronauts?

1:31:18 > 1:31:23I'm getting us outta here. Get in.

1:31:20 > 1:31:23- Why? - Just get in. I have an idea.

1:31:23 > 1:31:28Houston, this is Freedom. Houston, do you copy?

1:31:29 > 1:31:31Get a video feed!

1:31:31 > 1:31:34'Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?'

1:31:34 > 1:31:39Thank God we have you, Freedom.

1:31:36 > 1:31:39- This is Houston. - Don't lose them.

1:31:39 > 1:31:42'Houston, we have landed safely.'

1:31:42 > 1:31:45Where are they?

1:31:43 > 1:31:45'We are at site 15H-32.'

1:31:45 > 1:31:48Find out all we know about that location.

1:31:48 > 1:31:53'We're having electrical problems.'

1:31:50 > 1:31:53Get mechanical on that.

1:31:51 > 1:31:53'But we are drilling.'

1:31:53 > 1:31:59We're losin' him! Go to four.

1:31:55 > 1:31:59Come on!

1:31:56 > 1:31:59'Flight capability not yet known.'

1:31:59 > 1:32:04Bump the signal.

1:32:00 > 1:32:04Houston? We lost 'em. Gruber, we need that hook-up.

1:32:06 > 1:32:08I'll show you how we do things.

1:32:16 > 1:32:18Hold on!

1:32:26 > 1:32:28Seat it.

1:32:28 > 1:32:30Get ready, Max. Thread it.

1:32:32 > 1:32:35Guys, the clock is tickin'! Let's go, go, go!

1:32:35 > 1:32:37Crank it loose.

1:32:37 > 1:32:41Keep it at 25 and let's kick some asteroid butt!

1:32:41 > 1:32:43Chick, give me more torque.

1:32:43 > 1:32:48Max, I need more power. Throw it in fourth.

1:32:48 > 1:32:52Let's drill this turd!

1:32:50 > 1:32:52We gotta hop. We're fallin' behind.

1:32:52 > 1:32:55Dig, dig, dig! Chew this iron bitch up!

1:32:56 > 1:32:58DRILL LABOURS

1:33:00 > 1:33:03Chick, the tranny's stuck.

1:33:02 > 1:33:03- Harry! - What is it?

1:33:03 > 1:33:06Chick, release the clutch!

1:33:06 > 1:33:09OK, well, this thing's not movin'...

1:33:10 > 1:33:12No, no! Shut it down!

1:33:19 > 1:33:21This is not workin' out.

1:33:21 > 1:33:23You all right?

1:33:23 > 1:33:26Blew the tranny... Blew the tranny...

1:33:26 > 1:33:28Come on, God.

1:33:28 > 1:33:32Just a little help. That's all I'm askin'.

1:33:32 > 1:33:35We're close enough. He might hear ya.

1:33:38 > 1:33:42Bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon,

1:33:42 > 1:33:46rotation was stable on an X axis. Now look at this.

1:33:46 > 1:33:50Lunar gravity put her in a spin. She's tumbling on all three axes.

1:33:50 > 1:33:53What's this do for communications?

1:33:53 > 1:33:59We'll have contact for seven more minutes. Then it's radio darkness.

1:33:57 > 1:33:59For how long?

1:33:59 > 1:34:03We may never hear from them again.

1:34:03 > 1:34:08We'll try to bounce a signal off a Russian military satellite.

1:34:08 > 1:34:12When we do lose the ability to remote detonate the nuke?

1:34:12 > 1:34:16The weapon receives a Milstar satellite signal.

1:34:14 > 1:34:16Stronger transmitter.

1:34:16 > 1:34:21We can remote detonate for an additional five minutes.

1:34:21 > 1:34:25So in 12 minutes we may lose the ability to detonate the nuke.

1:34:25 > 1:34:28Permanently.

1:34:26 > 1:34:28I must inform the President.

1:34:28 > 1:34:32You do know we're stuck on an asteroid.

1:34:32 > 1:34:36Do you know what you're doing?

1:34:34 > 1:34:36No. No. I have no idea!

1:34:36 > 1:34:41This button - I don't know what it does, OK? All I know is

1:34:41 > 1:34:45I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle,

1:34:45 > 1:34:47we don't know if he's alive.

1:34:47 > 1:34:51All I know is this beep may get us there!

1:34:58 > 1:35:01Let's get it unpacked.

1:35:01 > 1:35:05What's up?

1:35:02 > 1:35:05We're drilling through a metal I've never seen.

1:35:05 > 1:35:08We blew our first transmission.

1:35:08 > 1:35:11How deep are we?

1:35:09 > 1:35:11We need help with the tranny.

1:35:11 > 1:35:15I have a report due. We should be at 200ft. How deep are we?

1:35:15 > 1:35:19Not as deep as we'll be if you help load this transmission.

1:35:19 > 1:35:23What is our current depth?

1:35:21 > 1:35:23That's not important.

1:35:23 > 1:35:28We've got 800ft to drill. You've had 2.5 hours. Where are we?

1:35:30 > 1:35:32We're 57ft.

1:35:32 > 1:35:36Now, can you help us with this transmission?

1:35:36 > 1:35:38Colonel Sharp!

1:35:38 > 1:35:41Get this strapped up. Colonel Sharp!

1:35:41 > 1:35:43OK, we have contact. Over.

1:35:43 > 1:35:46This is as clear as it'll get.

1:35:47 > 1:35:49Houston, this is Freedom.

1:35:49 > 1:35:53Working on a satellite link. Transmission change, 20 minutes.

1:35:53 > 1:35:56Puts drilling final at ten hours.

1:35:56 > 1:36:00That's four hours past Zero Barrier. Please advise.

1:36:00 > 1:36:03What the hell is this? Where'd this come from?

1:36:03 > 1:36:07You talkin' to Truman? Gimme that phone. Truman!

1:36:07 > 1:36:09'This is what happens when you drill.'

1:36:09 > 1:36:13We cannot use your Air Force Personnel Only drill card!

1:36:13 > 1:36:15Who wrote this thing?!

1:36:15 > 1:36:18We're losing coms again.

1:36:16 > 1:36:18Can he hear me?

1:36:18 > 1:36:23'Coms down.'

1:36:19 > 1:36:23'What do you mean?!'

1:36:20 > 1:36:23'I mean we've lost communication!'

1:36:23 > 1:36:27Then let's get the transmission.

1:36:25 > 1:36:27You had your shot. You failed.

1:36:27 > 1:36:32'Do you understand me?'

1:36:29 > 1:36:32'Just stay here with your little drill card!'

1:36:32 > 1:36:34Write a report!

1:36:34 > 1:36:37'Do whatever it is you do!'

1:36:37 > 1:36:43My men and I will get this hole dug!

1:36:39 > 1:36:43You and your men are the biggest mistake in NASA history!

1:36:44 > 1:36:46We've lost communication.

1:36:50 > 1:36:53We're not looking too good right now.

1:36:53 > 1:36:54No shit.

1:36:54 > 1:36:57We gotta get that radio back up.

1:36:58 > 1:37:00Mr President,

1:37:00 > 1:37:02it's time to make a decision.

1:37:02 > 1:37:06We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes.

1:37:06 > 1:37:11PHONE RINGS

1:37:08 > 1:37:11Kimsey here. Yes, Mr President.

1:37:12 > 1:37:14Yes, we saw that, too, sir.

1:37:14 > 1:37:17Maybe we should wait until...

1:37:23 > 1:37:24Dan...

1:37:24 > 1:37:27Get them out of there. Evac right now.

1:37:27 > 1:37:29What's goin' on?

1:37:29 > 1:37:31I'm to override the system.

1:37:36 > 1:37:38What is this?!

1:37:42 > 1:37:44Secondary protocol.

1:37:50 > 1:37:53But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet!

1:37:57 > 1:38:00The President's advisors feel the drilling isn't working.

1:38:00 > 1:38:03We only have minutes to detonate the nuke.

1:38:03 > 1:38:06If we don't do it now, we could lose control.

1:38:06 > 1:38:09Tell the President to fire his advisors!

1:38:09 > 1:38:12If you detonate on the surface,

1:38:12 > 1:38:15you blow our one chance to save this planet!

1:38:25 > 1:38:27I need that radio.

1:38:27 > 1:38:30'Gruber, give me everything you got.'

1:38:34 > 1:38:37I understand, sir. But my point is very simple.

1:38:37 > 1:38:39You need to trust me on this.

1:38:39 > 1:38:43I guarantee, if you do this, you kill us all.

1:38:46 > 1:38:47Yes, sir.

1:38:48 > 1:38:51General, he wants you.

1:38:52 > 1:38:54This is Kimsey.

1:38:54 > 1:38:56Yes, sir.

1:38:56 > 1:38:58I understand.

1:39:00 > 1:39:03The orders are to detonate in 30 seconds.

1:39:03 > 1:39:05You have not told them yet!

1:39:06 > 1:39:09That is my father up there!

1:39:09 > 1:39:12You should disobey that order and you fucking know it!

1:39:12 > 1:39:14Let her go. Let her go!

1:39:16 > 1:39:18Your key, sir.

1:39:22 > 1:39:24God be with them.

1:39:25 > 1:39:27Slow it down.

1:39:28 > 1:39:30MACHINE BEEPS

1:39:34 > 1:39:36Harry...

1:39:36 > 1:39:39The clock on that 9ft nuclear weapon is ticking.

1:39:40 > 1:39:42Oh, my God...

1:39:42 > 1:39:44Sharp! Get back here now!

1:39:44 > 1:39:47Watts, get the shuttle ready to evac now!

1:39:47 > 1:39:52It just came on! What's happening?!

1:39:49 > 1:39:52We're in secondary protocol.

1:39:52 > 1:39:57What does that mean?

1:39:53 > 1:39:57They're detonating from Earth.

1:39:55 > 1:39:57We haven't drilled the hole yet!

1:39:57 > 1:39:59- Whoa, whoa! - Get your helmets on!

1:39:59 > 1:40:05How do you turn it off?

1:40:01 > 1:40:05I got two men out there!

1:40:02 > 1:40:05Me, too. We gotta evac, now!

1:40:05 > 1:40:06Max, Rock, get back here!

1:40:06 > 1:40:12They could be on their way.

1:40:08 > 1:40:12They would've talked to us. We would've seen them.

1:40:12 > 1:40:15Watts, airlock the cockpit.

1:40:13 > 1:40:15I copy you.

1:40:15 > 1:40:18Max, Rockhound!

1:40:16 > 1:40:18Wait! How do you turn this off?

1:40:18 > 1:40:21FRACTURED SIGNAL

1:40:19 > 1:40:21Harry, you got me?

1:40:21 > 1:40:24Something's wrong.

1:40:22 > 1:40:24Yeah - we shouldn't even be here.

1:40:24 > 1:40:26Let's go back to the ship.

1:40:26 > 1:40:29I won't leave without my men.

1:40:29 > 1:40:32We got 2.5 minutes to drop it and get off this rock.

1:40:32 > 1:40:37If they're not back, we leave without 'em.

1:40:35 > 1:40:37Let's just turn the bomb off.

1:40:37 > 1:40:40If you don't put this bomb in an 800ft hole

1:40:40 > 1:40:42all you'll get is a fireworks show!

1:40:42 > 1:40:44This is a surrealistic nightmare.

1:40:44 > 1:40:47(Wasler, it's Truman.)

1:40:47 > 1:40:51Listen carefully. I want you to kill the uplink.

1:41:02 > 1:41:04Give us the time! Shut the bomb down!

1:41:04 > 1:41:08It's not my call. The order must come from the President.

1:41:08 > 1:41:12- He's not here! - Turn it off, now!

1:41:10 > 1:41:12Shut this bomb down, now!

1:41:12 > 1:41:15It's not my call!

1:41:13 > 1:41:15Well, I'll make the call for you!

1:41:15 > 1:41:17Harry!

1:41:18 > 1:41:20Don't.

1:41:20 > 1:41:21You could set it off.

1:41:21 > 1:41:25Oh, man... What are you doin' with a gun in space?

1:41:28 > 1:41:31C'mon... We gotta stop that bomb right now.

1:41:31 > 1:41:33Kill the uplink.

1:41:33 > 1:41:37This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship.

1:41:37 > 1:41:39- Easy... - Stand down.

1:41:39 > 1:41:43Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way.

1:41:43 > 1:41:48I have to protect the detonation.

1:41:45 > 1:41:48I'll give you three seconds to shut it down,

1:41:48 > 1:41:50then I'll make you shoot me.

1:41:50 > 1:41:53Hurry, Wasler, for Christ's sake!

1:41:55 > 1:41:58MACHINE WHIRRS DOWN

1:41:56 > 1:41:58What happened?

1:42:00 > 1:42:01Aaarrhh!

1:42:02 > 1:42:05Sir? The override - it's been overridden.

1:42:07 > 1:42:10I bought us a few minutes, so get that radio working.

1:42:12 > 1:42:16You bring us all the way out here just to blow us up?!

1:42:16 > 1:42:21Listen...

1:42:18 > 1:42:21Shut up! Shut up, Colonel. No talking now.

1:42:23 > 1:42:27It could start again. That might've been a warning.

1:42:27 > 1:42:30Uh-oh...

1:42:28 > 1:42:30You will dismantle this bomb...

1:42:30 > 1:42:33All right, what did we miss?

1:42:36 > 1:42:38Do it again.

1:42:38 > 1:42:40Go.

1:42:42 > 1:42:43Keep trying.

1:42:46 > 1:42:48Sir, I need you to cease and desist.

1:42:48 > 1:42:51I need your terminal - now.

1:42:53 > 1:42:55They're reactivating it.

1:42:55 > 1:42:57On-line, sir.

1:42:57 > 1:42:59- BOMB BEEPS - Oh, jeez. Here we go again.

1:42:59 > 1:43:03Why did you even bother to make this trip?

1:43:03 > 1:43:06To do the right thing! To see it's done!

1:43:09 > 1:43:11HE GASPS

1:43:12 > 1:43:15Think about what you're doin'.

1:43:15 > 1:43:19Why are you listening to someone 100,000 miles away?

1:43:19 > 1:43:22We're here. Nobody down there can help us.

1:43:22 > 1:43:26And if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone.

1:43:26 > 1:43:28One minute.

1:43:28 > 1:43:31I've been drillin' holes for 30 years,

1:43:31 > 1:43:36and I have never, NEVER missed a depth that I have aimed for.

1:43:36 > 1:43:39And, by God, I won't miss this one. I will make 800ft.

1:43:39 > 1:43:4142 seconds.

1:43:41 > 1:43:45But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help.

1:43:45 > 1:43:49You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's,

1:43:49 > 1:43:51that you can hit that mark?

1:43:51 > 1:43:56I will make 800ft. I swear to God I will.

1:43:56 > 1:43:59Then let's turn this bomb off.

1:44:06 > 1:44:07Ahh...

1:44:09 > 1:44:12Steady. Steady. Swing it open.

1:44:12 > 1:44:18Get 'em out backwards.

1:44:13 > 1:44:18Rainbow track. Which one?

1:44:15 > 1:44:18All of 'em. We free of static?

1:44:18 > 1:44:20Oh, do a good job...

1:44:20 > 1:44:24Steady.

1:44:21 > 1:44:24HE MUTTERS

1:44:22 > 1:44:24Go, go!

1:44:24 > 1:44:28Red wire A.

1:44:25 > 1:44:28Ready? And...now! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

1:44:29 > 1:44:32Negative B.

1:44:30 > 1:44:32Do a good job. Do a good job.

1:44:33 > 1:44:36Hot's in. Red or blue?

1:44:38 > 1:44:40Red, I think...

1:44:42 > 1:44:43HE WHINES

1:44:44 > 1:44:46Blue.

1:44:46 > 1:44:48MACHINE WHIRRS DOWN

1:44:48 > 1:44:50Good job.

1:44:55 > 1:44:58Oh, God, it sucks up here!

1:44:58 > 1:45:01Sir, the clock stopped at 3 seconds.

1:45:01 > 1:45:03What?

1:45:03 > 1:45:08Have we lost all radio contact?

1:45:05 > 1:45:08I got magic. We're satellite bouncing.

1:45:08 > 1:45:11We got a faint signal.

1:45:08 > 1:45:11'Houston? Houston, do you copy?'

1:45:12 > 1:45:15'Go ahead, Freedom.'

1:45:15 > 1:45:18Houston, you have a problem.

1:45:18 > 1:45:21I promised my little girl I'd come home.

1:45:21 > 1:45:24I don't know what you people are doin' down there,

1:45:24 > 1:45:30but we got a hole to dig up here.

1:45:26 > 1:45:30THEY CHEER

1:45:27 > 1:45:30Go, go, go! We got work to do!

1:45:30 > 1:45:33OK, guys, all go, no quit. How you doin'? Good?

1:45:33 > 1:45:36Got the tranny! We're back in business!

1:45:36 > 1:45:40You guys should take a break and come see this.

1:45:41 > 1:45:44Wow! Got a great view of Earth from here.

1:45:44 > 1:45:46Too bad we'll never get back.

1:45:46 > 1:45:49Lev, you see anything?

1:45:47 > 1:45:49No.

1:45:49 > 1:45:51Keep goin'. I'm not givin' up.

1:45:51 > 1:45:53Hold up here, Bear.

1:45:53 > 1:45:58Oh, boy.

1:45:54 > 1:45:58Great. We happen to run into the asteroid's Grand Canyon!

1:45:58 > 1:46:02I told you, you took wrong way, wrong road.

1:46:02 > 1:46:05What road? Do you see any roads around here?

1:46:05 > 1:46:09You know, I do not have much pleasure being negative.

1:46:09 > 1:46:11But you think this looks good, or what?

1:46:11 > 1:46:16Lev, just do humanity a favour and shut the hell up!

1:46:20 > 1:46:22You ever heard of Evel Knievel?

1:46:22 > 1:46:25No, I never saw Star Wars.

1:46:31 > 1:46:33All right, you're doin' a good job.

1:46:33 > 1:46:38Depth reading, Max?

1:46:34 > 1:46:38150ft, Harry.

1:46:36 > 1:46:38HE SINGS WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE

1:46:40 > 1:46:43Yee-hah! Ride 'em, cowboy!

1:46:43 > 1:46:44Yippee-aie-oh-kay!

1:46:44 > 1:46:48Get off...the nuclear...warhead.

1:46:48 > 1:46:51I was doin' Slim Pickens in that movie,

1:46:51 > 1:46:54where he rides the warhead in.

1:46:54 > 1:46:56Now.

1:46:54 > 1:46:56Didn't see that one, huh?

1:46:56 > 1:46:59We got 700ft of hole to dig, Rockhound!

1:46:59 > 1:47:04I just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother.

1:47:04 > 1:47:07Hey, Sharp...

1:47:07 > 1:47:09No nukes, no nukes, no nukes!

1:47:09 > 1:47:12Got any more bullets in that gun?

1:47:12 > 1:47:16Watts said if she kicked you in the balls, you'd float.

1:47:15 > 1:47:16Yeah.

1:47:16 > 1:47:22We turn the thrusters off, jump this thing and float right over.

1:47:22 > 1:47:24Go over it again, Lev.

1:47:24 > 1:47:28So, the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump,

1:47:28 > 1:47:31then I put them on and we go down nice and slow.

1:47:31 > 1:47:33That's it, baby.

1:47:33 > 1:47:36Is this gonna work?

1:47:34 > 1:47:36I don't know.

1:47:36 > 1:47:39Lev! You know what? Just lie to me.

1:47:39 > 1:47:42Let's say fifty... No, more like, er...

1:47:43 > 1:47:45..like 70/30, 80/20.

1:47:45 > 1:47:48But if it works, the two of you will be heroes.

1:47:48 > 1:47:53Just like me.

1:47:50 > 1:47:53Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon.

1:47:56 > 1:48:00Just for the record, this is a very bad idea!

1:48:03 > 1:48:05Wait for the edge now.

1:48:07 > 1:48:09Here we come now.

1:48:10 > 1:48:12Two...one...

1:48:12 > 1:48:14OFF!

1:48:22 > 1:48:25Yes!

1:48:23 > 1:48:25It's working!

1:48:24 > 1:48:25It's working!

1:48:28 > 1:48:32I'm a genius!

1:48:29 > 1:48:32Uh-oh... Wait a minute...

1:48:30 > 1:48:32Whoa, whoa...

1:48:33 > 1:48:37We got some rocks!

1:48:34 > 1:48:37Go left!

1:48:35 > 1:48:37I can't!

1:48:47 > 1:48:49OK, OK, we're floating into outer space.

1:48:49 > 1:48:52Er, this could be a problem.

1:48:53 > 1:48:55Thrusters on...now!

1:48:55 > 1:48:57WHIRRING DOWN NOISE

1:48:58 > 1:49:02What's wrong?

1:48:59 > 1:49:02I don't know. Thrusters not working!

1:49:02 > 1:49:07I hate this machine!

1:49:03 > 1:49:07I thought you had this planned!

1:49:04 > 1:49:07Quiet! I must think! I go outside!

1:49:07 > 1:49:09You're going outside?!

1:49:09 > 1:49:12I am the only certified astronaut!

1:49:12 > 1:49:14I'm saving your American ass!

1:49:17 > 1:49:20Yeah, you listen to him. Right!

1:49:25 > 1:49:29Hurry, Lev! We're about a mile off the asteroid!

1:49:29 > 1:49:32Just a second. The fuel line is iced up.

1:49:32 > 1:49:36I think may be working now.

1:49:34 > 1:49:36No, Lev, it's not working!

1:49:36 > 1:49:39Sorry, AJ, I was way off the odds.

1:49:39 > 1:49:43We're gettin' higher, man!

1:49:41 > 1:49:43Look out! Rocks are coming!

1:49:50 > 1:49:51Hold on!

1:49:51 > 1:49:54AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!

1:49:55 > 1:49:57Pull the thrusters!

1:49:57 > 1:49:58Look out!

1:50:05 > 1:50:07We lost Lev!

1:50:06 > 1:50:07AJ!

1:50:08 > 1:50:10AJ, the thrusters!

1:50:14 > 1:50:16I got the jets back!

1:50:19 > 1:50:20Ooh!

1:50:24 > 1:50:26Hold on! We're comin' in!

1:50:39 > 1:50:40HE PANTS

1:50:42 > 1:50:46Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, thank you!

1:50:48 > 1:50:50LEV!

1:50:50 > 1:50:54Now I'm really a Russian hero!

1:50:54 > 1:50:56I told you!

1:50:54 > 1:50:56Hello!

1:50:56 > 1:51:00I knew this would work!

1:50:57 > 1:51:00Good odds.

1:50:58 > 1:51:00Get in! We gotta go!

1:51:00 > 1:51:02YAAAAAAARHHH!

1:51:05 > 1:51:07Check on the transmission.

1:51:07 > 1:51:12Tranny looks good.

1:51:09 > 1:51:12OK, take it out. Lock it down, Chick.

1:51:13 > 1:51:17Nice!

1:51:17 > 1:51:19How come we didn't get trained on this?

1:51:19 > 1:51:24Whoa, very cool. I could take out this asteroid single-handedly.

1:51:24 > 1:51:26OK, boys, I'll take it from here.

1:51:27 > 1:51:29Whoa!

1:51:29 > 1:51:34What's that?!

1:51:31 > 1:51:34Whoa! This is so much fun it's freaky!

1:51:36 > 1:51:37Rockhound!

1:51:38 > 1:51:40Watch your head. Sorry, Harry.

1:51:42 > 1:51:44Outta my way, boys!

1:51:44 > 1:51:46Meet your maker, asteroid!

1:51:52 > 1:51:54What is wrong with you?!

1:51:54 > 1:51:57This is insane.

1:51:55 > 1:51:57Have you lost your mind?!

1:51:57 > 1:51:59He has space dementia.

1:51:59 > 1:52:01Harry, you oughta watch your men.

1:52:03 > 1:52:06Max...downshift slowly

1:52:06 > 1:52:09and put it in reverse. We gotta get that pipe out.

1:52:12 > 1:52:14What's happening?!

1:52:14 > 1:52:17The ground's cracking!

1:52:15 > 1:52:17Earthquake!

1:52:24 > 1:52:26Chick, shut it off!

1:52:27 > 1:52:29Shut it off!

1:52:29 > 1:52:35WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLOWOUT!

1:52:30 > 1:52:35WE HIT A GAS POCKET!

1:52:32 > 1:52:35WE GOT PRESSURE UP THE ASS!

1:52:35 > 1:52:39Max, get your helmet on! It's gonna blow!

1:52:39 > 1:52:40JESUS! I'm cooking!

1:52:40 > 1:52:43Get outta there!

1:52:42 > 1:52:43This is it!

1:52:44 > 1:52:46HARRY!

1:52:48 > 1:52:50I'm very hot!

1:52:53 > 1:52:54MAX!

1:52:56 > 1:52:58Bye, Max.

1:52:58 > 1:53:00MAAAAAAAAAAAX!

1:53:00 > 1:53:07Take care, buddy.

1:53:02 > 1:53:07- Armadillo's off the scope.- Blowout.

1:53:03 > 1:53:07No sign of the Armadillo.

1:53:35 > 1:53:37Get ahold of Truman.

1:53:38 > 1:53:41Prepare the world for bad news.

1:53:44 > 1:53:46AIR RAID SIREN BLARES

1:53:47 > 1:53:50'We're getting sketchy information

1:53:50 > 1:53:53'that the mission has suffered massive failure.

1:53:53 > 1:53:58'We're trying to confirm that, and find out what that means.

1:53:58 > 1:54:01'We're getting leaks from several NASA officials

1:54:01 > 1:54:05'that the drilling was...unsuccessful.'

1:54:09 > 1:54:11REPORT DELIVERED IN FRENCH

1:54:14 > 1:54:16'This may well be our final hour.'

1:54:16 > 1:54:18REPORT DELIVERED IN ARABIC

1:54:20 > 1:54:25'We're going off the air now. Good luck, and God bless.'

1:54:28 > 1:54:30'We got incoming tracks.'

1:54:30 > 1:54:34Four incoming over Europe. One will hit near Paris.

1:54:41 > 1:54:43CROWD SCREAMS

1:54:59 > 1:55:03'Reports are coming in...'

1:55:01 > 1:55:03'..martial law has been implemented in 42 countries.'

1:55:03 > 1:55:06'Once the asteroid hits Zero Barrier,

1:55:06 > 1:55:10'it will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth.'

1:55:13 > 1:55:17I guess we do it the President's way. You can remote detonate.

1:55:17 > 1:55:24You don't think it'll work, do you?

1:55:19 > 1:55:24What I think is irrelevant.

1:55:21 > 1:55:24We need to do it now.

1:55:24 > 1:55:28Can they still take off?

1:55:25 > 1:55:28We hope so.

1:55:26 > 1:55:28You pulled them into this!

1:55:28 > 1:55:32My family is up there! I don't wanna hear "We hope so"!

1:55:36 > 1:55:40Guess what, guys? It's time to embrace the horror.

1:55:40 > 1:55:43We got front-row tickets to the end of the Earth!

1:55:45 > 1:55:48WIND HOWLS

1:56:04 > 1:56:06YEAH!

1:56:06 > 1:56:09Way to go, baby!

1:56:08 > 1:56:09Harry!

1:56:14 > 1:56:18YES!

1:56:15 > 1:56:18Yo, Harry! What's up, baby?!

1:56:18 > 1:56:21Sharp, shift that bomb! We got a hole to make!

1:56:21 > 1:56:26'Houston, you won't believe this, but the other Armadillo's arrived.'

1:56:26 > 1:56:30THEY CHEER

1:56:27 > 1:56:30OK, people, settle down and focus.

1:56:32 > 1:56:35Your boyfriend's back.

1:56:35 > 1:56:37Yo, Harry! Let's go, baby!

1:56:38 > 1:56:40Hey, Harry. Miss me?

1:56:40 > 1:56:45AJ, I got just five words for you. Damn glad to see ya, boy!

1:56:45 > 1:56:47That's six words.

1:56:47 > 1:56:50So where's this hole you need dug?

1:56:50 > 1:56:53'Houston, drilling has recommenced.'

1:56:53 > 1:56:57Do you think they can drill 250ft in an hour?

1:56:57 > 1:56:58They better.

1:56:58 > 1:57:01Bring that piton in, Bear!

1:57:01 > 1:57:04Pressure full!

1:57:04 > 1:57:05Arm coming down.

1:57:05 > 1:57:07We got 250ft to go.

1:57:07 > 1:57:10It's our last transmission, last drill head.

1:57:10 > 1:57:12Punch it through.

1:57:12 > 1:57:14First gear. We got contact.

1:57:14 > 1:57:19Drive it on down, AJ.

1:57:15 > 1:57:19Aaarrhh! I got this, man. Let's go!

1:57:19 > 1:57:21Lev, right engine hub.

1:57:21 > 1:57:26Houston, pre-flight sequence is out.

1:57:23 > 1:57:26- MUFFLED: - This is nuts! Hey, fella?

1:57:26 > 1:57:28Can you get me outta here, please?

1:57:30 > 1:57:33Aaarrhh! HEY!

1:57:33 > 1:57:36Shh!

1:57:33 > 1:57:36'Lev, right engine.'

1:57:36 > 1:57:39Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!

1:57:39 > 1:57:41How deep are we?

1:57:41 > 1:57:43770.

1:57:47 > 1:57:49- Problems!- Gauges are spiking.

1:57:49 > 1:57:51Shut it down! Back it down!

1:57:51 > 1:57:55We can't pull back now! We don't have enough time!

1:57:55 > 1:57:58Whoa-whoa! It's gonna blow!

1:57:58 > 1:58:03It's how we lost Max!

1:57:59 > 1:58:03I know what I'm doin'! We can push through this!

1:58:03 > 1:58:10This is our last transmission, AJ.

1:58:05 > 1:58:10Goddamn it, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever, trust me now!

1:58:10 > 1:58:11Harry, it's gonna blow!

1:58:11 > 1:58:14I know what I'm doin'! Trust me!

1:58:15 > 1:58:17Make the call.

1:58:19 > 1:58:21OK, I'm pushin' through.

1:58:28 > 1:58:30I'm pushin' through her!

1:58:30 > 1:58:33What's your depth?

1:58:31 > 1:58:33775. 780.

1:58:33 > 1:58:35Ram it home!

1:58:36 > 1:58:38Ram it on down, AJ!

1:58:38 > 1:58:41785... Come on, come on...

1:58:41 > 1:58:43- Come on, AJ! - Punch it!

1:58:43 > 1:58:44791...

1:58:44 > 1:58:47792... 795...

1:58:47 > 1:58:49Ram it down!

1:58:49 > 1:58:52797! 99!

1:58:52 > 1:58:55Breakthrough!

1:58:53 > 1:58:55800! 802, Harry!

1:58:55 > 1:58:56Yeah!

1:58:56 > 1:59:00We did it!

1:58:57 > 1:59:00THEY ALL CHEER

1:59:00 > 1:59:03Yeah, AJ, way to go!

1:59:03 > 1:59:04I knew it, baby!

1:59:04 > 1:59:08It's not over till the bomb's in.

1:59:06 > 1:59:08Watts, we have 38 minutes.

1:59:27 > 1:59:29Harry, you gotta give me that hole!

1:59:29 > 1:59:33Two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in it.

1:59:33 > 1:59:36We gotta cut it out before we send the bomb down.

1:59:36 > 1:59:41Is she good to go?

1:59:37 > 1:59:41I'm all set.

1:59:38 > 1:59:41All right.

1:59:45 > 1:59:47AJ, make it fast!

1:59:47 > 1:59:52I'm goin' as fast as I can. There's a lot of gas pressure.

1:59:56 > 1:59:58You feel that?

1:59:58 > 2:00:01I need that hole. The bomb is almost ready.

2:00:01 > 2:00:04I'm almost through. Gimme 15 more seconds.

2:00:10 > 2:00:12Well, this is something new.

2:00:14 > 2:00:18I don't think it likes us.

2:00:15 > 2:00:18Cos it knows we're here to kill it.

2:00:18 > 2:00:19Whoa!

2:00:23 > 2:00:26What's goin' on up there?

2:00:29 > 2:00:31AJ!

2:00:32 > 2:00:35What the hell was that?

2:00:33 > 2:00:35AJ!

2:00:35 > 2:00:37I'm finished!

2:00:37 > 2:00:39AJ, you OK?

2:00:39 > 2:00:43Too much gas pressure! Get me up!

2:00:41 > 2:00:43Whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket!

2:00:58 > 2:00:59HARRY!

2:00:59 > 2:01:02Help! Harry!

2:01:06 > 2:01:08AJ, hang on!

2:01:14 > 2:01:17Secure the bomb!

2:01:17 > 2:01:18Sharp, heads up!

2:01:19 > 2:01:22Gruber, get outta there, now!

2:01:55 > 2:01:57Can you believe that happened?

2:02:00 > 2:02:02Sharp, you OK?

2:02:01 > 2:02:02I'm OK.

2:02:02 > 2:02:05- Bear? - I'm here, Harry.

2:02:05 > 2:02:07AJ?

2:02:06 > 2:02:07Yeah, I'm OK.

2:02:10 > 2:02:12We lost Gruber.

2:02:13 > 2:02:14Gruber's dead.

2:02:14 > 2:02:17Let's prep that bomb and go home.

2:02:24 > 2:02:27Oh, my God.

2:02:27 > 2:02:28Is there a problem?

2:02:28 > 2:02:33The timer, remote, it's all dead.

2:02:31 > 2:02:33What, the bomb is dead?

2:02:33 > 2:02:37No, the trigger. It must've got damaged in the rock storm.

2:02:38 > 2:02:40So how do we detonate?

2:02:50 > 2:02:55We have 18 minutes to Zero Barrier. We got some bad news.

2:02:55 > 2:02:59The remote detonator on the bomb is damaged.

2:02:59 > 2:03:04That means someone has to stay behind.

2:03:04 > 2:03:06It takes two people to fly this thing.

2:03:06 > 2:03:10Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws.

2:03:10 > 2:03:12I say we all stay and die.

2:03:12 > 2:03:14But that's me.

2:03:14 > 2:03:17I'll draw.

2:03:17 > 2:03:19Let's draw.

2:03:19 > 2:03:21Nobody's gonna draw straws.

2:03:22 > 2:03:27I'll take care of it.

2:03:24 > 2:03:27I can't live with that.

2:03:25 > 2:03:27Nobody asked you to.

2:03:27 > 2:03:30No way I will let you volunteer for this

2:03:30 > 2:03:34so I can return to my country like the man who did not volunteer!

2:03:34 > 2:03:40Hey, man, let's draw and see who's gonna stay up here and dance.

2:03:40 > 2:03:42I know you think I'm crazy now,

2:03:42 > 2:03:47but I'd really like this responsibility.

2:03:45 > 2:03:47All right, all right...

2:03:47 > 2:03:51I can do it!

2:03:49 > 2:03:51Let's get it over with.

2:03:51 > 2:03:57I ain't drawin' against you.

2:03:53 > 2:03:57Well, I'm drawing against you, so you better do it.

2:03:57 > 2:03:59Just gimme this thing.

2:04:05 > 2:04:08Is this good or bad?

2:04:14 > 2:04:16Oh, man.

2:04:16 > 2:04:19Well, we all gotta die, right?

2:04:22 > 2:04:25I get to do it savin' the world.

2:04:25 > 2:04:29So, er, let's go. We got about ten minutes, right?

2:04:30 > 2:04:32Plug this into the port.

2:04:32 > 2:04:36Lift, press, hold. That's it.

2:04:36 > 2:04:41Lift, press, hold. Not too tough. Even I can't screw this up.

2:04:41 > 2:04:43I'll take him down.

2:05:16 > 2:05:21Do me a favour, will you? Tell Grace that, um...

2:05:22 > 2:05:24that I'll always be with her, OK?

2:05:25 > 2:05:27Can you do that?

2:05:30 > 2:05:32Yeah, OK, kid.

2:05:36 > 2:05:37Aaarrhh!

2:05:38 > 2:05:42Give this to Truman. Make sure Truman gets that!

2:05:42 > 2:05:44Get in there.

2:05:48 > 2:05:51It's my turn now.

2:05:52 > 2:05:53Harry! Harry!

2:05:53 > 2:05:55You can't do this to me!

2:05:57 > 2:05:59It's my job!

2:05:59 > 2:06:04You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job.

2:06:05 > 2:06:09I always thought of you as a son.

2:06:09 > 2:06:10Always.

2:06:10 > 2:06:14But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace.

2:06:14 > 2:06:16Harry...

2:06:16 > 2:06:19You take care of yourself.

2:06:18 > 2:06:19Harry, no!

2:06:19 > 2:06:23- I love you, boy. - Harry, I love you! Don't Harry!

2:06:23 > 2:06:28Goodbye, Son.

2:06:24 > 2:06:28Don't do this, Harry! Don't do it! HARRY!

2:06:35 > 2:06:37What happened?

2:06:39 > 2:06:41That crazy, stubborn son of a...

2:06:47 > 2:06:49Well, this was a real good idea(!)

2:06:49 > 2:06:53OK, let's go, Sharp. Get our team outta here.

2:06:58 > 2:07:01Watts, get ready to initiate thrusters!

2:07:01 > 2:07:03Strap it in, guys!

2:07:03 > 2:07:06Strap it in. Check the O2 manifold.

2:07:06 > 2:07:09Are they green?

2:07:07 > 2:07:09KPG set.

2:07:09 > 2:07:12How can it be goin' down like this? You OK?

2:07:12 > 2:07:15O2 vents locked. Pressure loaded.

2:07:13 > 2:07:15Engine board is green.

2:07:20 > 2:07:23Houston, this is Harry Stamper.

2:07:23 > 2:07:25Down there.

2:07:31 > 2:07:36'Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes.'

2:07:36 > 2:07:38Daddy?

2:07:39 > 2:07:42Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey.

2:07:42 > 2:07:45'I know I promised you I was comin' home...'

2:07:46 > 2:07:48I don't under...understand.

2:07:48 > 2:07:52'I'll have to break that promise.'

2:07:55 > 2:07:59I, um... I lied to you, too.

2:07:59 > 2:08:02When I said I didn't wanna be like you.

2:08:04 > 2:08:06Because I am like you.

2:08:06 > 2:08:09Everything good that I have inside of me

2:08:09 > 2:08:11I have from you.

2:08:11 > 2:08:14And I love you so much, Daddy.

2:08:14 > 2:08:16And I'm so proud of you.

2:08:16 > 2:08:18I'm so scared.

2:08:18 > 2:08:21I'm so scared.

2:08:21 > 2:08:23I know it, baby.

2:08:23 > 2:08:27But there won't be anything to be scared of soon.

2:08:28 > 2:08:34'Gracie, I want you to know AJ saved us. He did.

2:08:35 > 2:08:37'I want you to tell Chick

2:08:37 > 2:08:41'that I couldn'ta done it without him.

2:08:41 > 2:08:44'I want you to take care of AJ.'

2:08:47 > 2:08:52I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle.

2:08:55 > 2:08:57But I'll...

2:08:58 > 2:09:02I'll look in on you from time to time, OK, honey?

2:09:04 > 2:09:06I love you, Grace.

2:09:06 > 2:09:08I love you, too.

2:09:08 > 2:09:11I gotta go now, honey.

2:09:09 > 2:09:11Daddy, no!

2:09:13 > 2:09:14No, Dad, no!

2:09:19 > 2:09:21'OMS pod pre-start.'

2:09:21 > 2:09:24O2 vents locked. Pressure loaded.

2:09:24 > 2:09:28What the hell's goin' on? Why haven't you guys left yet?

2:09:28 > 2:09:33We're goin', Harry. Houston, we got OMS pod pre-start.

2:09:32 > 2:09:33Pre-start confirmed.

2:09:36 > 2:09:39- What's the problem? - I don't know.

2:09:38 > 2:09:39Fix it, now!

2:09:41 > 2:09:43We got no time! No time!

2:09:43 > 2:09:45What's happening?

2:09:49 > 2:09:53Where are you goin'?

2:09:50 > 2:09:53We're stayin', we're goin' - make up your mind!

2:09:53 > 2:09:56Sharp, you got less than 3 minutes!

2:10:00 > 2:10:03C'mon, Watts, c'mon!

2:10:01 > 2:10:03Blow the bomb, Harry!

2:10:03 > 2:10:05Ah, it's stuck.

2:10:05 > 2:10:08Back off! You don't know the components!

2:10:08 > 2:10:12American components, Russian components - all made in Taiwan!

2:10:12 > 2:10:15You're tight for ignition.

2:10:17 > 2:10:19Houston, we've got no fire!

2:10:19 > 2:10:23What's that mean?

2:10:20 > 2:10:23The ship's busted.

2:10:21 > 2:10:23And I'm strapped in here?!

2:10:23 > 2:10:26I had a great spot picked out there!

2:10:26 > 2:10:29Freedom, fire that engine. The clock's tickin'.

2:10:29 > 2:10:31'Fire that engine!'

2:10:31 > 2:10:34Don't think I won't blow this thing!

2:10:36 > 2:10:39Sharp, go! It's gettin' bad down here.

2:10:39 > 2:10:41I can fix it. Please move.

2:10:41 > 2:10:44I have to take you away if you don't move.

2:10:44 > 2:10:46You gotta fire it up, now!

2:10:46 > 2:10:48Sharp, get off this rock!

2:10:48 > 2:10:51I'm telling you, please move!

2:10:51 > 2:10:55This is how we fix problem in Russian space station!

2:10:55 > 2:10:58Because I don't want to stay here any more!

2:10:58 > 2:11:00THRUSTERS IGNITE

2:11:00 > 2:11:04Yuh! Finally...we can go home!

2:11:04 > 2:11:08She's got me back!

2:11:05 > 2:11:08We're hot!

2:11:06 > 2:11:08Let's go!

2:11:09 > 2:11:12Complain all you want, you son of a bitch.

2:11:12 > 2:11:15Hurry, hurry! We got no time!

2:11:15 > 2:11:19Initiate thrusters on my mark. Two, one, mark!

2:11:27 > 2:11:29Climb! Let's go!

2:11:32 > 2:11:33Max thrust!

2:11:40 > 2:11:42Thank you, Harry.

2:11:48 > 2:11:52AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHH!

2:11:52 > 2:11:54Still no detonation.

2:11:55 > 2:11:57HE GROANS

2:11:57 > 2:12:01Something's wrong. Too much time has gone by.

2:12:03 > 2:12:06Zero Barrier in one minute.

2:12:06 > 2:12:07Press it.

2:12:08 > 2:12:12We're going back.

2:12:10 > 2:12:12Just don't. Wait one minute.

2:12:16 > 2:12:19We're at the threshold.

2:12:18 > 2:12:19Press it!

2:12:19 > 2:12:21Colonel! I'm askin' you!

2:12:21 > 2:12:24Just one...more...minute!

2:12:30 > 2:12:32Press it, Stamper!

2:12:35 > 2:12:37Come on.

2:12:39 > 2:12:41Harry'll do it. I know it.

2:12:41 > 2:12:44He doesn't know how to fail.

2:12:51 > 2:12:53We win, Gracie.

2:12:54 > 2:12:55Press it!

2:13:27 > 2:13:30'We have detonation. Confirming detonation.'

2:13:46 > 2:13:50'The two halves will miss us by 400 miles.'

2:13:50 > 2:13:54'Most of the small particles have been vaporised.'

2:14:03 > 2:14:06Houston, we're comin' home.

2:14:06 > 2:14:09Yo, Harry. You the man.

2:15:00 > 2:15:04Kennedy, received. And you never looked so good.

2:15:04 > 2:15:07I never told anyone this before, but I hate flyin'.

2:15:07 > 2:15:13So it'd be a shame to die now.

2:15:09 > 2:15:13Easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a loan shark

2:15:13 > 2:15:18which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.

2:15:16 > 2:15:18That's bad.

2:15:18 > 2:15:22Kennedy, we are 100% flaps. Suspension control on full.

2:15:34 > 2:15:36Welcome home, astronauts.

2:15:44 > 2:15:46Remember, we're heroes now,

2:15:46 > 2:15:51so that thing with me and the gun, let's keep that under wraps, OK?

2:16:52 > 2:16:54Miss Stamper?

2:16:54 > 2:16:58Colonel Willie Sharp, US Air Force, ma'am.

2:16:58 > 2:17:01I'd like to shake the hand of the daughter

2:17:01 > 2:17:04of the bravest man I've ever met.

2:17:10 > 2:17:12Hello, astronauta!

2:17:12 > 2:17:17Oh, my God!

2:17:13 > 2:17:17You're my hero!

2:17:14 > 2:17:17Oh, baby! I wanna have babies.

2:17:20 > 2:17:22Welcome back, cowboy.

2:17:24 > 2:17:28Er, Harry... wanted you to have this.

2:17:33 > 2:17:35He did, huh?

2:17:52 > 2:17:55# I could stay awake

2:17:55 > 2:17:59# Just to hear hear you breathin'

2:18:00 > 2:18:04# Watch you smile while you are sleepin'

2:18:04 > 2:18:08# While you're far away and dreamin'

2:18:08 > 2:18:15# I just wanna stay with you In this moment forever

2:18:15 > 2:18:17# Forever and ever

2:18:17 > 2:18:21# I don't wanna close my eyes

2:18:21 > 2:18:26# I don't wanna fall asleep Cos I'd miss you, baby

2:18:26 > 2:18:29# And I don't wanna miss a thing

2:18:29 > 2:18:33# Cos even when I dream of you

2:18:33 > 2:18:37# The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you, baby

2:18:37 > 2:18:40# And I don't wanna miss a thing

2:18:40 > 2:18:44# I don't wanna miss one smile

2:18:44 > 2:18:47# I don't wanna miss one kiss

2:18:48 > 2:18:53# I just wanna be with you, right here with you

2:18:53 > 2:18:56# Just like this

2:18:56 > 2:18:59# I just wanna hold you close

2:18:59 > 2:19:04# I feel your heart so close to mine

2:19:04 > 2:19:12# And just stay here in this moment for all the rest of time

2:19:12 > 2:19:17# Yeah... Yeah... Yeeeeeeah!

2:19:17 > 2:19:20# Don't wanna close my eyes

2:19:20 > 2:19:23# Don't wanna fall asleep

2:19:23 > 2:19:28# Cos I'd miss you, baby And I don't wanna miss a thing... #

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