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0:02:09 > 0:02:14Can I help you, sir? Just help me steady this thing.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Thank you.

0:02:21 > 0:02:26Oh... Could you give me some information? Yes, sir.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Thank you.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Don't wait up for me.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Call me when we get to the 18th floor.

0:02:57 > 0:02:5918th floor, sir!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Thank you so much.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06If you run into my stomach kindly have it sent up.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18Mr Arden? Where's Tony Flagg? I want to see him.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23Well, come in here, please... Dr Flagg's busy right now.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28"JINGLE BELLS" BEING PLAYED ON MOUTH ORGAN

0:03:37 > 0:03:40How do you feel now?

0:03:40 > 0:03:45Just DIZZY. We'll unwind you.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48You never drank like this before. How long have you been tight?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Three days - yesterday, today and tomorrow.

0:03:51 > 0:03:57- All because What's-her-name broke the engagement.- Again!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I hope she changes her mind soon.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03That's why I came to you, Tony.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08He's the right man. He's straightened out some pips.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Steve, I'm no marriage broker. Now, this What's-her-name...

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Her name's Amanda Cooper!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19To me, she's just another maladjusted woman.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22She's beautiful, Tony!

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Perhaps she's trying to escape reality.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Escape what reality? - In this case, you.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30What...?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32We all try to escape reality.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34We all want to be different to what we really are.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39- When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fireman.- I wanted to be a cop.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42In college, I wanted to be a dancer.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Psychoanalysis showed me I was wrong.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49It's how to find out what you want.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I want to marry Amanda and I know why.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54If I psychoanalyse you, you won't want to marry Amanda.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I don't want to not want to!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- What do you want? - To MARRY Amanda!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05He wants to marry What's-her-name.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Tony, you've GOT to see her. Why not, Doc?

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Maybe this Amanda What's-her-name... - Cooper!

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Maybe she prefers staying on the stage...- She wants to marry me.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22- Why does she keep breaking the engagement?- She doesn't KNOW!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26At least see her, Tony!

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Will she let me psychoanalyse her? - She will if I ask her to.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35All right, tomorrow at 11. Now, what's her name?

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Amanda What's-her-name! Cooper!

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Memo to Dr Jones. Case history 3442, Mamie Fletcher.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53Dr Jones, I am turning this case over to you.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56She's a typical pampered female,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59what she needs is a good spanking.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- INTERCOM BUZZES - Yes?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Could you come to my laboratory?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Well, I have a Miss Cooper waiting,

0:06:08 > 0:06:13another dizzy silly female who can't make up her mind.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- I just need you for a moment. - I'll be right out.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28How do you do, Miss Cooper?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I'm Miss Cooper.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Won't you come in, please?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Thank you, Doctor.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I've been looking forward to this meeting.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'll have to leave you for a moment,

0:06:49 > 0:06:53but then we can have a nice, friendly little visit.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57I'm certain I'll enjoy it. Steve thinks so much of you.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Steve's a fine chap, yes indeed.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02And very lucky, too.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18'Memo to Dr Jones. Case history 3442, Mamie Fletcher.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20'Jones, I'm turning this case over to you.

0:07:20 > 0:07:27'She is a typical pampered female, what she needs is a good spanking.'

0:07:27 > 0:07:32- INTERCOM BUZZES - 'Yes?- Could you come to my laboratory?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34'I have a Miss Cooper waiting,

0:07:34 > 0:07:41'another dizzy, silly female who can't make up her mind.'

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I don't want to be disturbed.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53There'll be no more disturbances and we can have that friendly chat.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Won't you sit down?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- That's my chair.- Very comfortable.

0:08:03 > 0:08:09- I planned for you to sit here and relax.- I'm perfectly relaxed. You'd better sit there.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Are you always this nervous?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19No, only I usually sit in THAT chair.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22You can sit here when I'm gone.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Now...now, Miss Cooper, first let's get to know each other.

0:08:27 > 0:08:33- Why?- I have to know your mind as well as my own.- Why?

0:08:35 > 0:08:39- You DO understand the principle of psychoanalysis?- No.

0:08:39 > 0:08:46- We have two minds - the conscious and the subconscious.- Really(?)

0:08:46 > 0:08:52The conscious mind is the ego - that says, "I am I, you are you."

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Mine never did.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Let me put it this way...

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Here is a jungle full of the most noble and horrible things.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10I don't doubt that.

0:09:10 > 0:09:16That's your subconscious. Even when you sleep, it dreams. It never forgets anything.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Is that so(?)

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Your conscious mind lies here. It doesn't dream. It thinks.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29We strive for co-ordination between the two. Do you understand?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33No. And I don't believe I care to.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37I wasn't sure if I wanted to be psychoanalysed. Now I'm positive.

0:09:37 > 0:09:43Miss Cooper, to psychoanalyse you I must interpret your dreams.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46What sort of things do you dream?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- I don't dream.- EVERYBODY dreams. - I don't.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54I'm trying to help you FIND yourself.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57If I ever get lost, I'll call.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03TANNOY: Having tied on their scores,

0:10:03 > 0:10:07'Judge Travers and Mr Arden will break the tie

0:10:07 > 0:10:10'by a single bird.'

0:10:16 > 0:10:20You've been shooting as if you'd been on a bender.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I feel as if I have.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Tony, what did you do to Amanda? - What did I do?

0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Oh... This is Amanda's Aunt Cora. - How do you do?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Amanda's furious. What happened?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38She's a very curious case.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43At first she was charming, then became argumentative.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- What she said about you!- What?

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- She thinks you're a quack. - She does?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Pull!

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Ah, very good! Your shooting was superb.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- His Honour Judge Travers. - How do you do?

0:11:07 > 0:11:13Well, I beat you today, Steven. We're 'Even-Stevens'. Just wait for the final.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- What do you think, Cora? - Pretty good I guess.

0:11:17 > 0:11:25- If you could only play bridge like you play skat. - It's skeet and you don't play it.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29That's what I mean, Joe. You don't play bridge either.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45You're getting terrific length, Dr Flagg.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50Thank you, Mr Macpherson, you're very encouraging.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53It's about time, Mac.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ha-ha.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Ha-ha-ha.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20..Quack. Have you any suggestions?

0:12:20 > 0:12:26Maybe you hit it with your subconscious mind. Smack it with your conscious!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28It'll go when I hit it.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33Whatever happened to that theory of co-ordination?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Oh, THAT?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Murph, set 'em up.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53PLAYS "WHEN SWING CAME TO LOCH LOMOND"

0:12:53 > 0:12:56UNDERTONES OF BAGPIPES

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Lose something, Aunt Cora? - Not that I know of.

0:15:38 > 0:15:44- You keep looking back. - I was looking for Dr...Quack.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Flagg.- Is HE coming, Steve?

0:15:48 > 0:15:53He said he wanted to psychoanalyse you on your bike.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55So that's why we came.

0:15:55 > 0:16:01I wouldn't mind being analysed by him on my bike, or anywhere.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Well, well, what luck!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- None.- Well, Tony(!) What a surprise!

0:16:14 > 0:16:18Steve, can't you see Dr Flagg wants to ride with me alone?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Want to drop back with me, Aunt Cora?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Well, all right.

0:16:27 > 0:16:34- Well?- Will you please tell me something? Why were you suddenly so unfriendly yesterday?

0:16:34 > 0:16:40Quote: "Just another silly female who can't make up her mind."

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Oh... Well, of c-course that was BEFORE I met you.

0:16:44 > 0:16:51I can forgive you for saying I have no mind - I'm afraid I may be maladjusted.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55We're never really afraid of anything we understand.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57That sounds as if it makes sense.

0:16:57 > 0:17:03If we know the reasons for fears, we can dispel them. Fear is often just a simple phobia -

0:17:03 > 0:17:10afraid of darkness, great heights, afraid of...marriage.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Better put on your brakes!- What?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24It's getting steep!

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Hey, look out! - Take it easy, Doctor!

0:17:34 > 0:17:38- I can't.- Don't show off!

0:17:38 > 0:17:42- My chain's broken!- Oh-h-h.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Please, Miss Cooper, look out!

0:17:55 > 0:17:59- Doctor, are you all right? - Yes, I guess so.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02QUA-A-ACK !

0:18:02 > 0:18:05You win.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:18:23 > 0:18:29Will you order now? We'll wait for Miss Cooper and Dr Flagg.

0:18:29 > 0:18:35- Is this one of your silent treatments?- I was trying to think of a prescription to induce dreams.

0:18:35 > 0:18:40- Here we go again. - I'm trying to help you and Steve.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42And I HAVE to dream?

0:18:42 > 0:18:48It would simplify matters and it's possible to make you dream.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53- I'll try, if you can guarantee the dream.- Good.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57I imagine women find Dr Flagg very charming...

0:18:57 > 0:19:03- especially girls.- Tony's a doctor. Amanda's his patient.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06He's all wrapped up in his work(!)

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- And you'll eat whatever I order? - You're the doctor.

0:19:20 > 0:19:25- Behold the guinea pig! - I- am on a diet to dream.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Marvellous! Who's the lucky man?

0:19:27 > 0:19:32Now, we need dream-provoking food. Tomorrow I'll explain her dream.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36I'd eat anything to make my dream come true.

0:19:36 > 0:19:41- May I recommend the filet mignon? - No, thank you.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Seafood cocktail for Miss Cooper...

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- with whipped cream. - Pardon! With whipped cream!?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Not too much, just a soupcon.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Next, I'd like a Welsh rarebit. - Instead of the seafood cocktail?

0:19:55 > 0:20:01- No.- You mean Madam, she wishes to eat them BOTH?- Yes.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Plenty of cheese.

0:20:05 > 0:20:11- I know something vile.- What is it? - Lobster with mayonnaise.- Wonderful!

0:20:11 > 0:20:16INSTEAD of the Welsh rarebit and seafood cocktail?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- No, all of them.- I'll have lobster.

0:20:19 > 0:20:24- Pardon, madam, that all makes a very bad combination.- I know.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Now all you need is a solid dessert.

0:20:28 > 0:20:35- May I suggest cucumbers and buttermilk(?)- Yes!

0:20:35 > 0:20:39And some strawberry shortcake.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- You got all that?- ..Yes.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Seafood with whipped cream...

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Welsh rarebit...

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Lobster with gobs of mayonnaise...

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Cucumbers and buttermilk...

0:21:04 > 0:21:08I think I better go home to bed.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12- The fun's just beginning. - Oh, that second Welsh rarebit!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Please, let's forget the experiment.

0:21:14 > 0:21:21- Don't you feel sleepy?- No. In fact, I could have had that second lobster.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Are you sure you're not sleepy?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Not a bit. I'll mix some drinks.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Ohhhh... Oh!

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Well, as long as your niece feels so well, and Steve is obviously not so good,

0:21:37 > 0:21:42I think I better see him home. Good night, Miss Cooper.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Good night.

0:21:46 > 0:21:52Come on, Steve. Think you're all right and you'll be all right.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57Oh, cucumbers and buttermilk, lobsters and shortcake... Ohhhh...

0:22:00 > 0:22:02See what I mean?

0:22:02 > 0:22:06Doctor, here's the sedative you asked me to bring.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Connors, go in there, give Miss Cooper a spoonful.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16It's important. Make her take it.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Yes, sir.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Steve...maybe we better walk down.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Are you Miss Cooper?- Yes.

0:22:28 > 0:22:33- Dr Flagg sent me to take care of you.- Well! How nice of him.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Come in.

0:22:39 > 0:22:46- What does he think should be done? - I'll give you something to relax you completely.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Sit down.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Perhaps we better talk this over first.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55You need to have confidence in me.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00- I'll have COMPLETE confidence in you.- That's fine.

0:23:02 > 0:23:07So glad you're a friend of Dr Flagg's. I've no confidence in strangers.

0:23:07 > 0:23:13- Doctor Flagg is a remarkable man. - Doctor Flagg always knows... what's best.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- I can believe that.- Now...

0:23:18 > 0:23:23- I want you to take a sip of this. - All right. What is it?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26It...it'll help...relax you.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32All right. But I'm not at all nervous.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Now, go right in. Go to bed.

0:24:43 > 0:24:49- #- Strange how a dreary world can suddenly change

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- #- To a world as bright as the evening star

0:24:55 > 0:25:00- #- Queer what a difference when your vision is clear

0:25:00 > 0:25:06- #- And you see things as they really are

0:25:08 > 0:25:14- #- I used to be colour blind but I met you

0:25:14 > 0:25:18- #- And now I find there's green in the grass,

0:25:18 > 0:25:22- #- There's gold in the moon there's blue in the skies

0:25:22 > 0:25:27- #- That semi-circle that was always hanging about

0:25:27 > 0:25:34- #- Is not a storm cloud it's a rainbow

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- #- You brought the colours out

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- #- Believe me, it's really true

0:25:40 > 0:25:44- #- Till I met you I never knew

0:25:44 > 0:25:50- #- A setting sun could paint such beautiful skies

0:25:50 > 0:25:55- #- I never knew there were such lovely colours

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- #- And the big SURPRISE

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- #- Is the red in your cheeks

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- #- The gold in your hair

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- #- The blue in your eyes.- #

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Aunt Cora, do you believe in dreams?

0:28:19 > 0:28:24Certainly! I had a humdinger last night. If it was a dream.

0:28:24 > 0:28:29I had the loveliest time in mine. Everything happened.

0:28:29 > 0:28:33- I wasn't so lucky. Nothing happened.- Lobster?

0:28:33 > 0:28:40I want to pick up from where I left off in my dream, if I can.

0:28:41 > 0:28:45- A gob of mayonnaise.- Mayonnaise? - Yes, for the lobster.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52I dreamt I was with a wonderful man.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56Me too. It was so real. He was all in white.

0:28:56 > 0:29:00- It WAS a dream? - Nothing like that really happens.

0:29:00 > 0:29:05- Can you fall in love with a man in a dream?- Oh, yes.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07- KNOCKING - Come in.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Good morning.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Amanda, how do you feel?

0:29:13 > 0:29:16- Marvellous!- Sleep well? - Marvellous!- Good.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- I'll drive you to Dr Flagg's. - Marvellous!

0:29:19 > 0:29:22You're being repetitious.

0:29:22 > 0:29:28I hate to mention that awful food you ate, but I was worried about you.

0:29:28 > 0:29:32- Mayonnaise! - Marvellous!

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Ohhh...

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Tony, it happened. Congratulate us.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Did you get married?- Not quite. Amanda dreamed.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49- So our experiment worked?- Yes.

0:29:49 > 0:29:56- Sit right down and tell us ALL about it.- Steve, this is private.

0:29:56 > 0:30:02- Why? We're all in on it.- Women tell their doctors things they don't want anyone else to hear.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06- I'm going to be her husband. - Especially husbands.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13Now, Miss Cooper, tell me all about your dream.

0:30:15 > 0:30:20- Did you dream of anyone in particular?- Yes.- Who?

0:30:22 > 0:30:26Oh, I can't.

0:30:26 > 0:30:31Now, just think of me as a doctor. You must have confidence in me.

0:30:31 > 0:30:35- Oh, I have.- Tell me all about it.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41..I can't.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Very well.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Thank you very much. That's all.

0:30:46 > 0:30:50- When do you want to see me again? - There's no point in that.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Oh, but you MUST. I mean...

0:30:53 > 0:30:59I'll recommend some other doctors. You may find one in whom you trust.

0:30:59 > 0:31:07- But I don't want another doctor. - Miss Cooper, from what I see, there's nothing very wrong.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Oh... Are you SURE?

0:31:11 > 0:31:16Compared to complex cases which really need me, no.

0:31:16 > 0:31:21Oh. Well, then... I guess I better tell you my dream.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26I've had it for 11 straight years!

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Tell me about it.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46Well, you've heard of Red Riding Hood and the Wolf?

0:31:46 > 0:31:50- Yes, I have. - Well, that's what I dream about.

0:31:50 > 0:31:56- You dreamed you were Little Red Riding Hood?- No. The wolf.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58What did you do?

0:31:58 > 0:32:01I snarled.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07And then I...eh...

0:32:07 > 0:32:12all of a sudden I became Little Red Riding Hood.

0:32:12 > 0:32:17And then...suddenly I was a lot of numbers.

0:32:17 > 0:32:21- Numbers?- Yes. I... I was a radio dial.

0:32:21 > 0:32:25You sing on the radio, don't you?

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Yes. But you haven't heard it all.

0:32:27 > 0:32:33It seemed that all night long people kept turning me off and on,

0:32:33 > 0:32:36turning me off, turning me on.

0:32:36 > 0:32:40Half the time I was singing, the other half advertising.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Then, then...there were voices.

0:32:43 > 0:32:48Thousands of voices, and then...

0:32:48 > 0:32:52- They started to chase me, to persecute me.- Who?

0:32:52 > 0:32:56- My persecutors. - Persecution complex.- Yes.

0:32:56 > 0:33:01And then...I was running away from them and...

0:33:01 > 0:33:08I was getting ahead of them when all of a sudden... I turned into a maple tree.

0:33:08 > 0:33:12And, eh...I took a shortcut across a stream.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15And a huge fish reared up and...

0:33:15 > 0:33:18snapped at me. It was a dogfish.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Then I looked behind me

0:33:21 > 0:33:28and thousands of squirrels - like a pack of hungry wolves - were rushing at me!

0:33:28 > 0:33:31- They were coming closer!- Yes?

0:33:31 > 0:33:33- Coming from every side!- Yes?

0:33:33 > 0:33:36- The front, the back...- Yes?

0:33:36 > 0:33:42- On all sides of me! Their teeth snapping at me! I couldn't escape!- What happened?

0:33:42 > 0:33:45They got me.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Doctor, could I have some water?

0:33:49 > 0:33:51Yes, of course.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00- 'Yes, Dr Flagg?' - Dr Powers, please come over.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08Oh, thank you, Doctor.

0:34:10 > 0:34:14- Are you all right? - Quite all right.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Then, excuse me. I'll be a moment.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25- She's wonderful, Steve.- I know.

0:34:25 > 0:34:30- She's a perfect mass of neuroses and inhibitions.- What?

0:34:30 > 0:34:35Dr Powers, I have a beautiful case of maladjustments.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37- Where?- In my office.

0:34:37 > 0:34:44- What did you find?- Vulpine complex. Child psychosis.- No!- Ye-es!

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Congratulations. I envy you.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50- Tony!- I'll find a million more complexes.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54Follow it through. How long will it take?

0:34:54 > 0:34:58Years! Dr Powers, will you assist?

0:34:58 > 0:35:01Delighted!

0:35:01 > 0:35:06What IS wrong with Miss Cooper? She sounds like a textbook case.

0:35:09 > 0:35:15- How do we feel now? - A little tired, Doctor. But SO relieved.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18Now, there's nothing to fear.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20I know, Doctor. I'm in your hands.

0:35:20 > 0:35:26- Now, first, I'll give you an anaesthetic.- What for?

0:35:26 > 0:35:31It'll effect a temporary release of any inhibitions.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34But is an anaesthetic necessary?

0:35:34 > 0:35:39It's the simplest way. Meanwhile, I'll talk to you.

0:35:39 > 0:35:45- But why put me to sleep? - To talk to your subconscious mind.

0:35:45 > 0:35:51Under anaesthetic we very often do or say things we normally wouldn't.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57Well...if YOU think it's all right.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00It gives the doctor a clue to the patient's personality.

0:36:04 > 0:36:10- Dr Powers, this is Miss Cooper. - It is a pleasure, a GREAT pleasure.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15I'll take your things.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23Just lie here, Miss Cooper.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26Try to make your mind a blank.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30That'll be very easy for me to do, Doctor(!)

0:36:38 > 0:36:40Just relax.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Mustn't be nervous.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Breathe slowly.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Inhale.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Exhale.

0:37:03 > 0:37:10When you come out of this, do and say whatever you want to say.

0:37:10 > 0:37:17For the time being release yourself completely. Act on the impulse of the moment.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25That'll be all for now. Let her sleep a bit.

0:37:32 > 0:37:38- Come to my office and tell me all about it.- With pleasure.

0:37:38 > 0:37:42Would you like a drink? I'd LOVE one.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53No thanks.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55PHONE RINGS

0:37:55 > 0:37:58Yes? It's for you, Mr Arden.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02He-ello... I mean, hello?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06Yes, Aunt Cora? Amanda's here.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10Get Amanda over to that broadcasting station.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14I'll get her there!

0:38:14 > 0:38:15Tony!

0:38:15 > 0:38:17TONY!

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Tony...

0:38:22 > 0:38:24Amanda!

0:38:24 > 0:38:25Amanda!

0:38:27 > 0:38:30Ohhh...Tony.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33This isn't Tony, it's Steve!

0:38:33 > 0:38:39- Go 'way, Steve.- Amanda, you have a broadcast in ten minutes!

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Oh, yes, I'm looking forward to that.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Amanda, come on!

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Don't rush me...

0:38:50 > 0:38:54Hey, Steve...what's that?

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Oh, Amanda!

0:38:58 > 0:39:00BUTTONS FALL OFF

0:39:00 > 0:39:03Button, button...

0:39:06 > 0:39:08WHISTLES

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- Oh, boy!- Oh, boy.

0:39:11 > 0:39:15- Oh, Amanda!- Oh, Amanda.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29Ha-ha-hah.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44AMANDA CLICKS "CLICKER"

0:39:47 > 0:39:50Amanda! Are you all right?

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Simply marvellous. Have a present.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Very funny.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Goo' day.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Will you get us a cab, please?

0:40:06 > 0:40:10Taxi! Taxi! Amalgamated Broadcasting Company.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Take Madison Avenue, and hurry!

0:40:20 > 0:40:23CAR HORNS BEEP FURIOUSLY

0:40:44 > 0:40:46- Steve. Where's Miss Cooper? - I don't know, she's gone!

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- She's under an anaesthetic!- Huh?! - Why did you take her away?

0:40:49 > 0:40:51She has a broadcast in ten minutes!

0:40:51 > 0:40:54She's in no condition to broadcast. She's not normal.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56- She might even act a little odd. - "Might"?!

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Heh. Thank you.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Oh, that's cute.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Do you mind if I try it?

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Well...

0:41:48 > 0:41:49All right. Here.

0:41:51 > 0:41:52Now, swing it.

0:41:54 > 0:41:55Like that. Swing it.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02SMA-A-ASH!

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Amanda, darling! Where have you been?

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Don't you know we're on the air in ten seconds?

0:42:14 > 0:42:18- Miss Cooper's script!- Script... - Script! Here.- Miss Cooper's...

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Smile for the sponsor, dear.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35BAND STRIKES A CHORD

0:42:35 > 0:42:39The Sentella Toothpaste Hour presents It's Melody Time.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41CHORD!

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Starring Amanda Cooper!

0:42:44 > 0:42:45CHORD!

0:42:49 > 0:42:51He-ello, you.

0:42:51 > 0:42:52ALL of you.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54CHORD!

0:42:54 > 0:42:57And a distinguished supporting cast.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59This is Franklin Harrison Junior,

0:42:59 > 0:43:03speaking on the Amalgamated Network for Sentella.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05If you want a kissable mouth,

0:43:05 > 0:43:08all you have to do is use Sentella toothpaste.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11It makes your teeth happy.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14Now before I hand Miss Cooper over to her million listeners,

0:43:14 > 0:43:18I want to give you some serious information about toothpaste.

0:43:18 > 0:43:22- If you want to preserve your teeth... - Use anything BUT Sentella.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:43:23 > 0:43:28- Miss Cooper, you do say the funniest things.- Oh, thank you very much.

0:43:28 > 0:43:29BAND STRIKES UP

0:43:37 > 0:43:42- You'll be all right, Miss Cooper. - Call me Amanda!- Miss Cooper!

0:43:42 > 0:43:43I'm going to sue you for damages.

0:43:43 > 0:43:47Now don't worry about damages. Mr Arden will pay for everything.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49- Why... ye-es. - Amanda, what's happened?

0:43:49 > 0:43:54Everything, darling! You should've been with me.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57- There you are, young lady. - Just a minute, Officer, this young lady is my patient.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00That doesn't give her any right to destroy private property!

0:44:00 > 0:44:04Mr Arden will pay for any damage she's done.

0:44:04 > 0:44:05Er...ye-es.

0:44:09 > 0:44:12Are you sure she's all right?

0:44:12 > 0:44:17- I'll assume every responsibility for her actions.- Well, all right.

0:44:17 > 0:44:22- As long as everything's square, there's no reason to arrest her. - Thank you.

0:44:36 > 0:44:40Amanda, striking an officer is a VERY serious offence.

0:44:40 > 0:44:44- She didn't strike him, Joe, she kicked him.- Yeah, and a beaut!

0:44:44 > 0:44:46STEVE: Aunt Cora, please.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49I already explained that it was largely my fault.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52I'm beginning to gather that, Doctor Flagg.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Amanda, I've known you all your life.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57There's nothing wrong with you.

0:44:57 > 0:45:02My advice, as a friend, is to give up these treatments.

0:45:02 > 0:45:05My advice as a physician is that Miss Cooper should continue them.

0:45:05 > 0:45:09My advice, Joe, is to call the whole silly thing off, before everyone gets sore.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13Cora, will you please recognise that this is an official enquiry?

0:45:13 > 0:45:17All right, I recognise it. But it doesn't alter my opinion.

0:45:19 > 0:45:25Dr Flagg, it is not within my rights to prescribe your duties to you

0:45:25 > 0:45:30but I can warn you that unless these experiments are confined to your laboratory,

0:45:30 > 0:45:33I will hold you responsible for Miss Cooper's actions.

0:45:33 > 0:45:35- Have I made myself clear?- Quite.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37I'd like to know something, Joe.

0:45:37 > 0:45:41Now, wait a minute, Aunt Cora. I think the Judge has been VERY lenient.

0:45:41 > 0:45:45- Yes, he's been a dear.- Let it wait for another time.- Oh, all right.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48I just wanted to ask him if he'd have dinner with us.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50I'd be delighted.

0:45:51 > 0:45:52There. You see?

0:46:00 > 0:46:03- Well, Steve, here's to you and Amanda.- Thanks.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Here's hoping your treatments will be successful.

0:46:06 > 0:46:11In my day, women didn't ask their doctor when to get married.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13- You're a bachelor, Judge?- Yeah!

0:46:21 > 0:46:25Were you ever anxious to dance with a man you dreamed you danced with?

0:46:25 > 0:46:27Don't be silly. I never dream about DANCING.

0:46:27 > 0:46:31- Miss Cooper and Miss Cooper. I'll tell the gentlemen you're here. - Thank you.

0:46:33 > 0:46:37Amanda, what in the world are you grinning at?

0:46:37 > 0:46:40Don't tell anyone, but I'm in love.

0:46:40 > 0:46:45- Well, get the agony over and marry him quickly.- He doesn't know it.

0:46:45 > 0:46:50I think you're very nasty to say that, Amanda. Steve isn't that dumb.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52- I'm in love with my doctor.- Oh.

0:46:58 > 0:47:01- You invited me to dinner. Where is it?- Over there.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12I'd like to dance. Right now.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15Shouldn't you dance the first one with Steve?

0:47:18 > 0:47:21You'd better let me have my own way, Doctor Flagg.

0:47:21 > 0:47:25Remember, Judge Travers is holding you responsible for my actions.

0:47:25 > 0:47:30I'd be flattered to dance the second dance with you.

0:47:34 > 0:47:38If I find out who threw that, I'll give them 90 days!

0:47:39 > 0:47:41Dance?

0:47:41 > 0:47:44Well, it'll take less time than 90 days.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55DANCE MUSIC ENDS

0:47:55 > 0:47:56Well, I was willing.

0:48:03 > 0:48:05Lou, please play another number.

0:48:05 > 0:48:09- I will, if you will sing it.- Oh...

0:48:12 > 0:48:13All right.

0:48:13 > 0:48:19DRUM BEATS

0:48:24 > 0:48:26# Ra-ta tah-tah, ta ta

0:48:26 > 0:48:29DRUM BEATS

0:48:29 > 0:48:32# Come and hear the yam man cry

0:48:32 > 0:48:35# Any ya-am today?

0:48:35 > 0:48:41# The sweet potato that he'll fry will be ya-am today

0:48:41 > 0:48:44# The little step that you see him do

0:48:44 > 0:48:46# With every yam that he sells to you

0:48:46 > 0:48:48# It's something that you ought to try

0:48:48 > 0:48:54# Come and ya-am, ya-am

0:48:54 > 0:48:57# Come on and yam today

0:48:57 > 0:49:00# Come get what I got

0:49:00 > 0:49:02# It will hit the spot

0:49:02 > 0:49:06# Get your sweet and hot ya-am!

0:49:08 > 0:49:10# Raise your hand and sway

0:49:10 > 0:49:13# Like you hold a tray

0:49:13 > 0:49:18# When you're on your way, ya-a-am!

0:49:18 > 0:49:21# Come on shake your depression

0:49:21 > 0:49:24# And let's have a ya-am session

0:49:24 > 0:49:29# There's that long note one, two, three...ya-am

0:49:29 > 0:49:32# Every or-ches-tra

0:49:32 > 0:49:34# In Am-er-ica

0:49:34 > 0:49:37# Will be doing the...

0:49:37 > 0:49:41# Ya-am... #

0:52:25 > 0:52:27# I didn't come to do the Charleston

0:52:27 > 0:52:30# I didn't come to Ball the Jack

0:52:30 > 0:52:32# I didn't come to do the Suzy Q

0:52:32 > 0:52:35# Or the Bottom they call Black

0:52:35 > 0:52:37# I didn't come to do Big Apple

0:52:37 > 0:52:39# I didn't come to do the Shag

0:52:39 > 0:52:42# Well, honey, here I am to do the Yam

0:52:42 > 0:52:44# Because the Yam is in the bag. #

0:53:58 > 0:54:02Funny that I should envy a man who should really envy me.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05I mean Tony. I was really jealous, the way you two danced together.

0:54:07 > 0:54:11Steve, I want to talk to you about Tony.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14- What's the matter with him?- Nothing.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17- I think he's wonderful. - You don't have to tell me about Tony.

0:54:17 > 0:54:21- I've known him for years. He's a swell guy.- Yes, I know.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24What I wanted to say, Steve, is...

0:54:25 > 0:54:30..since I've known Tony, I'm convinced for the first time that...

0:54:30 > 0:54:31I'm in love.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35Are you sure?

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Yes. I shouldn't have told you like that,

0:54:39 > 0:54:41but I didn't know how else to say it.

0:54:41 > 0:54:43Good old Tony! I knew he wouldn't let me down!

0:54:43 > 0:54:48I don't know what to say except I'll make you a wonderful husband!

0:54:48 > 0:54:49Steve!

0:54:49 > 0:54:52Tony! Aunt Cora!

0:54:55 > 0:54:58- Prepare yourselves for a shock. - She told you?- Yes.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00- What's up?- My congratulations, Tony.

0:55:00 > 0:55:03You accomplished more in a week than I did in two years!

0:55:03 > 0:55:06I admire the way you're taking it, Steve.

0:55:06 > 0:55:09Why not? Amanda just told me she's ready to marry me.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12- Amanda's going to what?! - Judge, I want you to marry us.

0:55:12 > 0:55:14- Delighted!- Congratulations!

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Put that water down!

0:55:17 > 0:55:21Henry, champagne for my friends! Come dance with me.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23Would you mind if I danced with Tony?

0:55:23 > 0:55:28Good old Tony! I should say I don't mind! We'll have time to dance later!

0:55:28 > 0:55:31- Come on, Aunt Cora. - Oh, sit down, Joe!

0:55:38 > 0:55:40Hold me close, Tony.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44I have something to tell you.

0:55:44 > 0:55:49Now, no matter what I say, or how it may affect you, smile.

0:55:51 > 0:55:53- Smile?- And keep smiling.

0:55:55 > 0:55:56All right.

0:56:00 > 0:56:04Something...very unfortunate has happened.

0:56:04 > 0:56:06And YOU'RE mixed up in it.

0:56:07 > 0:56:09It's my fault, entirely.

0:56:14 > 0:56:18I was trying to tell Steve I didn't want to marry him because...

0:56:19 > 0:56:21..I wasn't in love with him.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Because...

0:56:24 > 0:56:26I'm in love with you.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Smile, there's Steve.

0:56:32 > 0:56:34What am I going to do?

0:56:36 > 0:56:37I don't know.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41I can't hurt Steve and...

0:56:41 > 0:56:44- I just CAN'T marry him. - Of course not.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48In the meantime, we'd BOTH better smile.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55DANCE MUSIC ENDS

0:56:58 > 0:57:00Sit down, Joe!

0:57:03 > 0:57:07Steve, I think you and Amanda should see me tomorrow in my office.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09Say about 11 o'clock?

0:57:09 > 0:57:12Oh, no. No more treatments. Let well enough alone.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17I think we'd better, Steve.

0:57:17 > 0:57:21No, Tony, you've served your purpose beautifully as a scientific Cupid.

0:57:23 > 0:57:26I'm afraid I'll have to insist.

0:57:26 > 0:57:30Well, if you insist, and to make you happy,

0:57:30 > 0:57:32Amanda can see you.

0:57:32 > 0:57:33Good evening, Judge Travers.

0:57:33 > 0:57:35Good evening, Grace.

0:57:35 > 0:57:38Oh, sit down, Joe!

0:57:41 > 0:57:43The Doctor will be right out.

0:57:45 > 0:57:49- Morning, Amanda.- Tony. - Hello, Connors.- Hi.

0:57:49 > 0:57:52Well, Doctor Flagg, you were right to have us all here

0:57:52 > 0:57:54so you could explain to Steve.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56It's a pity he had to shoot the Judge...

0:57:56 > 0:57:57at the skat meet finals.

0:57:57 > 0:58:00Miss Cooper, would you mind if I spoke to your niece alone?

0:58:00 > 0:58:02Certainly not.

0:58:02 > 0:58:06Connors, escort Miss Cooper to her car and wait for Amanda.

0:58:06 > 0:58:07She won't be long.

0:58:07 > 0:58:11Don't hurry. Since Mr Connors is no longer confused,

0:58:11 > 0:58:15- maybe he'll prove entertaining. - Sure. I have a deck of cards.

0:58:24 > 0:58:25Please sit down.

0:58:30 > 0:58:31Amanda...

0:58:32 > 0:58:37That...dream you told me about, it wasn't true, was it?

0:58:39 > 0:58:40No, Tony.

0:58:42 > 0:58:45You, erm...dreamed about me, didn't you?

0:58:47 > 0:58:49Yes, Tony.

0:58:49 > 0:58:52And as a result of that dream, you thought you loved me?

0:58:53 > 0:58:55Yes, Tony.

0:58:57 > 0:59:00Dreams are very curious things, Amanda.

0:59:01 > 0:59:04Very often, the dream fantasy makes things seem true

0:59:04 > 0:59:08when they have no basis in fact.

0:59:09 > 0:59:13When we first met, you were confused about Steve.

0:59:13 > 0:59:18When you agreed to our experiment, you felt you could be helped by me.

0:59:18 > 0:59:21Now, since we learn to depend on those we think can help us,

0:59:21 > 0:59:26it's not unusual for that dependence to be mistaken for love.

0:59:27 > 0:59:32In your frame of mind, you would have fallen in love with any doctor.

0:59:32 > 0:59:35That's understandable, isn't it?

0:59:36 > 0:59:38What's wrong, Amanda?

0:59:43 > 0:59:46I guess I'm worried about Steve, that's all.

0:59:47 > 0:59:51- Do you still have confidence in me? - Yes, Tony.

0:59:51 > 0:59:54- Will you do as I ask?- Yes, Tony.

1:00:05 > 1:00:07If you'll sit here.

1:00:12 > 1:00:14Keep your eyes fixed on this light.

1:00:24 > 1:00:27Now you're feeling sleepy.

1:00:28 > 1:00:30Very sleepy.

1:00:31 > 1:00:32Yes, Tony.

1:00:35 > 1:00:38Your eyes are growing heavy.

1:00:38 > 1:00:39Close them.

1:00:41 > 1:00:42Close them.

1:00:46 > 1:00:49Now you're asleep.

1:00:49 > 1:00:50You're fast asleep.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59You're in a trance now.

1:00:59 > 1:01:01I will bring you out of it shortly.

1:01:01 > 1:01:05You'll act and be perfectly normal in every respect.

1:01:05 > 1:01:10Except you will have these new thoughts which I will now give you.

1:01:10 > 1:01:14You will remember everything I say.

1:01:14 > 1:01:18Now repeat everything I say...

1:01:21 > 1:01:24I love Steven.

1:01:24 > 1:01:26I'm going to marry Steven.

1:01:26 > 1:01:29I love Steven. I'm going to marry Steven.

1:01:29 > 1:01:32Dr Flagg is a horrible monster.

1:01:32 > 1:01:35Dr Flagg is a horrible monster.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38Men like him should be shot down like dogs.

1:01:38 > 1:01:41Men like him should be shot down like dogs.

1:01:41 > 1:01:45I love Steven. I DON'T love Tony.

1:01:45 > 1:01:50I love Steven. I DON'T love Tony.

1:01:50 > 1:01:51Tony doesn't love me.

1:01:51 > 1:01:55Tony...doesn't love me.

1:01:55 > 1:01:58Tony doesn't love me.

1:01:58 > 1:02:01- Tony doesn't love me... - That's enough.

1:02:01 > 1:02:03That's enough.

1:02:14 > 1:02:16I'll be right back.

1:02:17 > 1:02:19I'll be right back.

1:02:27 > 1:02:30Why are you acting so silly? You don't love that girl.

1:02:30 > 1:02:32Oh, yes, you do! >

1:02:33 > 1:02:35WHO said that?

1:02:36 > 1:02:40Your subconscious mind. You know, the one that never sleeps?

1:02:40 > 1:02:43If you had any sense, you'd admit you love her.

1:02:43 > 1:02:45Nonsense!

1:02:47 > 1:02:49What a cluck you are, Tony.

1:02:49 > 1:02:51Why? Why?

1:02:51 > 1:02:54You're so dumb, you didn't notice she was crying

1:02:54 > 1:02:57because she's in love with you!

1:02:57 > 1:02:59You believe that? Certainly.

1:02:59 > 1:03:01If you doctors weren't such wiseguys,

1:03:01 > 1:03:04you'd forget your textbooks once in a while.

1:03:04 > 1:03:05What should I do?

1:03:05 > 1:03:09Go in there and take back those ideas you put in her head.

1:03:09 > 1:03:12Yes. Then what?

1:03:12 > 1:03:14Then KISS her, you dope!

1:03:16 > 1:03:19Maybe you've got something there.

1:03:19 > 1:03:23I must go to Steven. I must drive to Steven.

1:03:23 > 1:03:28All right, but Dr Flagg told me to stick around.

1:03:43 > 1:03:45Medwick Country Club. And fast!

1:03:59 > 1:04:01Quiet. Please...

1:04:01 > 1:04:02Qui-et, please.

1:04:03 > 1:04:06Plea-ease. Please, please, please.

1:04:06 > 1:04:08Thank you.

1:04:08 > 1:04:09Good luck, Judge.

1:04:09 > 1:04:12Thank you, Steve. Same to you. You'll need it.

1:04:15 > 1:04:18Steven. I MUST see Steven.

1:04:28 > 1:04:30Are you ready, gentlemen?

1:04:30 > 1:04:31Pull!

1:04:31 > 1:04:34GUNSHOTS

1:04:34 > 1:04:35Got a pair.

1:04:37 > 1:04:40KNOCKING

1:04:46 > 1:04:50Connors! Of all the silly things.

1:04:50 > 1:04:52Come out of there.

1:04:55 > 1:04:59Honestly, men are such cowards. Hiding like that.

1:05:00 > 1:05:03You'll feel better after you buy me a drink.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14- Pull! - Steven!

1:05:14 > 1:05:16This is no place for you.

1:05:16 > 1:05:20- From now on, my place is with Steven.- Amanda, darling.

1:05:20 > 1:05:21Oh, fiddle-fuddle!

1:05:21 > 1:05:25He's a monster. Men like him should be shot down like dogs.

1:05:25 > 1:05:29Judge, I don't think she meant YOU.

1:05:29 > 1:05:34- Steven, I want to do everything you do.- Fine! But- I- want to shoot!

1:05:37 > 1:05:38< Pull!

1:05:42 > 1:05:46- Amanda, you're wonderful! - So are you.- Did you see that?

1:05:46 > 1:05:48Those are my birds!

1:05:48 > 1:05:50Don't lose your temper, there are plenty more.

1:05:50 > 1:05:52Don't lose my temper?!

1:05:52 > 1:05:53GUNSHOT

1:05:56 > 1:05:59My best hat! A real Tyrolean!

1:05:59 > 1:06:02This is no time to shoot hats.

1:06:02 > 1:06:04I'm sorry, Judge.

1:06:12 > 1:06:14Thank you, sir.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16Amanda!

1:06:16 > 1:06:19Men like him should be shot down like dogs.

1:06:19 > 1:06:21Put that gun down.

1:06:21 > 1:06:22That's my gun! It's loaded!

1:06:22 > 1:06:25Look out, Steven. I don't want to shoot YOU.

1:06:25 > 1:06:29Put that gun down, Amanda!

1:06:29 > 1:06:31That gun's loaded. Look out!

1:06:31 > 1:06:35Put that gun DOWN! Take it away from her!

1:06:39 > 1:06:40What's that?

1:06:40 > 1:06:43It's a thing called "skat" - they play it with guns.

1:06:45 > 1:06:48SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

1:06:50 > 1:06:54- Why's everybody running? - Probably one of the silly rules.

1:06:58 > 1:07:00Ohhh! Please, please!

1:07:01 > 1:07:05What's the matter with her? She's never acted like this before!

1:07:05 > 1:07:07- She's never been hypnotised before! - Hypnotised?!

1:07:07 > 1:07:11I put a couple of wrong ideas in her mind. I've got to get them out.

1:07:11 > 1:07:12Well, get them OUT!

1:07:14 > 1:07:16GUNSHOT

1:07:24 > 1:07:26Shot down like dogs.

1:07:26 > 1:07:30Shot down like dogs. Shot down like dogs.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32It's empty. Why are we hiding?

1:07:32 > 1:07:35Right, she's fired both shots.

1:07:36 > 1:07:40- Amanda. I want to talk to you. - I'm going to shoot!

1:07:40 > 1:07:42- You sure the gun's empty? - Yes, yes.

1:07:42 > 1:07:43Oh, it is?

1:07:43 > 1:07:46GUNSHOT

1:07:46 > 1:07:47Amanda!

1:07:47 > 1:07:49- HE CLAPS - Wake up!

1:07:51 > 1:07:53- HE CLAPS AGAIN - Wake up!

1:07:53 > 1:07:54Wake up, Amanda.

1:07:54 > 1:07:56- Is she out of it?- Yes.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59JUDGE: Dr Flagg, you and Steve appear in my chambers tomorrow.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02Amanda, you had a gun and went crazy!

1:08:02 > 1:08:05What are you talking about? How did I get here? Oh, Steven.

1:08:05 > 1:08:09A-are... Are you sure there's no more danger?

1:08:09 > 1:08:13- She's all right now. - Thank heavens, thank hea-vens...

1:08:25 > 1:08:27Don't be nervous.

1:08:27 > 1:08:30I'll explain your treatment has been so successful

1:08:30 > 1:08:35- that Amanda has set a wedding date. - She has?- Tomorrow.

1:08:35 > 1:08:38I hate to hurt your feelings, Tony,

1:08:38 > 1:08:42but Amanda's made it quite clear she never wants to see you again.

1:08:42 > 1:08:46She keeps mumbling something strange about shooting you down like a dog.

1:08:47 > 1:08:49Steve...

1:08:50 > 1:08:53- I have to hypnotise her again. - What!? For what?

1:08:54 > 1:08:57I put those terrible thoughts about me into her head

1:08:57 > 1:08:59before I realised that...

1:08:59 > 1:09:00I love her.

1:09:00 > 1:09:03You WHAT?

1:09:03 > 1:09:06I'm sorry, I didn't realise until after she told me that...

1:09:06 > 1:09:09- she loved me.- She WHAT?!

1:09:09 > 1:09:14It's only fair for me to remove those unnatural thoughts

1:09:14 > 1:09:17and then she can... choose between us.

1:09:17 > 1:09:19What happens if you don't remove them?

1:09:19 > 1:09:22She'd marry you, be unhappy,

1:09:22 > 1:09:25and go through her life hating me.

1:09:25 > 1:09:26You wouldn't want that to happen?

1:09:26 > 1:09:29No-o. I should say not.

1:09:29 > 1:09:31Amanda has to be happy.

1:09:35 > 1:09:40As long as she loves you, I'll just step out of the picture.

1:09:42 > 1:09:43Thanks, Steve.

1:09:44 > 1:09:48- Just let me handle everything with the Judge.- All right.

1:09:48 > 1:09:50- My Tyrolean hat! - Morning, Judge Travers.

1:09:50 > 1:09:54- How's Amanda?- Fine.- I didn't ask you.

1:09:54 > 1:09:56Tell him the news, Steve.

1:09:56 > 1:09:59Before anybody tells me anything, I'LL tell both something.

1:09:59 > 1:10:02It's only because of my consideration for Steve and Amanda

1:10:02 > 1:10:05that this case is not in open court!

1:10:05 > 1:10:09- May I suggest we conduct it as such in here? - Granted.

1:10:14 > 1:10:16Before I begin, Your Honour,

1:10:16 > 1:10:19I apologise for any lack of eloquence.

1:10:19 > 1:10:24It is with difficulty that I speak because friendships are involved.

1:10:24 > 1:10:26My heart is full.

1:10:26 > 1:10:31Tony, I want you to answer these questions, yes or no.

1:10:31 > 1:10:36Isn't it true that the other night you heard me announce my marriage?

1:10:36 > 1:10:39- Yes, but...- Just answer yes or no.

1:10:39 > 1:10:43I'm pleading for my own happiness and Amanda's.

1:10:43 > 1:10:46This man, with subtle scientific witchcraft,

1:10:46 > 1:10:49has tried to worm his way into the affections

1:10:49 > 1:10:52of my sweet, simple wife-to-be, Amanda Cooper.

1:10:52 > 1:10:55- Sit down! - Now he has the unmitigated gall

1:10:55 > 1:11:00to seek to get to her subconscious once more!

1:11:00 > 1:11:04But I protest! SHE has suffered enough. I ask...

1:11:04 > 1:11:08No, I DEMAND a court order, restraining this "gentleman"

1:11:08 > 1:11:11from ever seeing or even speaking to Amanda Cooper again,

1:11:11 > 1:11:15- under the extreme penalty of law! - Granted!

1:11:19 > 1:11:23JUDGE: And so, my friends, tomorrow, at this same time

1:11:23 > 1:11:28the case of Amanda Cooper versus Steven Arden will have been closed.

1:11:28 > 1:11:31And I shall take personal delight

1:11:31 > 1:11:34in sentencing you both to life imprisonment...

1:11:34 > 1:11:37marriage. HE LAUGHS

1:11:37 > 1:11:40Sit down, Joe!

1:11:41 > 1:11:45Remind me a little later to speak to you about those corny jokes.

1:11:45 > 1:11:48STRING MUSIC PLAYS

1:11:52 > 1:11:54Cora?

1:11:54 > 1:11:57Joe, you know I don't dance at YOUR age.

1:12:12 > 1:12:15- Good evening, Judge Travers. - Good evening.

1:12:15 > 1:12:19- Would you mind if I had this dance with Aunt Cora?- He wouldn't!

1:12:25 > 1:12:27- Amanda, may I have this dance?- NO.

1:12:27 > 1:12:31If you want to get arrest, keep on talking.

1:12:31 > 1:12:33He's a horrible monster.

1:12:33 > 1:12:35I've GOT to tell her something.

1:12:35 > 1:12:39Forget it for a while. If you can't talk, you can't tell her.

1:12:48 > 1:12:49# Must you dance

1:12:51 > 1:12:53# Every dance

1:12:55 > 1:12:59# With the same fortunate man?

1:13:00 > 1:13:05# You have da-anced with him since the music began

1:13:06 > 1:13:10# Won't you cha-ange partners

1:13:11 > 1:13:14# And dance with me?

1:13:14 > 1:13:15# Must you dance

1:13:17 > 1:13:18# Quite so close

1:13:20 > 1:13:25# With your lips touching his face?

1:13:25 > 1:13:31# Can't you see I'm longing to be in his place?

1:13:31 > 1:13:35# Won't you change partners

1:13:36 > 1:13:39# And da-ance with me?

1:13:39 > 1:13:44# Ask him to sit this one out and while you're alone

1:13:46 > 1:13:48# I'll tell the waiter to tell him

1:13:48 > 1:13:52# He's wanted on the telephone

1:13:53 > 1:13:57# You've been locked in his arms

1:13:58 > 1:14:03# Ever since Heaven knows when

1:14:03 > 1:14:09# Oh, won't you change partners and the-en

1:14:10 > 1:14:16# You may never want to change partners again. #

1:14:16 > 1:14:21- Could we go outside? It's awfully stuffy in here.- Sure, sweetheart.

1:14:31 > 1:14:33I'm sorry he upset you, dear.

1:14:33 > 1:14:36There's no reason to let him spoil our whole evening.

1:14:36 > 1:14:40- I think he's contemptible. - Don't say that.

1:14:40 > 1:14:45Tony's all right...except he's a dirty, double-crossing scientist.

1:14:45 > 1:14:49- Mr Arden. Telephone, sir. - Just take a message.

1:14:49 > 1:14:51But it's long distance, person to person.

1:14:51 > 1:14:55- Come along.- No, I'll meet you in the pavilion.- I won't be long.

1:15:09 > 1:15:11- Hello? - Mr Arden, long distance.

1:15:11 > 1:15:14One moment, please. Go ahead with Honolulu.

1:15:14 > 1:15:18Crr-ee-chh...

1:15:18 > 1:15:22Scree-ee-eech!

1:15:22 > 1:15:24HIGH PITCHED VOICE: Mr Steve Arden?

1:15:24 > 1:15:25Yes, who's this?

1:15:25 > 1:15:28This is Miss Satsuma Naguchi, please.

1:15:28 > 1:15:31- Who? - Miss Satsuma Naguchi, please.

1:15:31 > 1:15:35I would like information about your marriage to Honourable Lady Miss Cooper.

1:15:35 > 1:15:39I'm editor of woman's column, Honolulu Daily Bugle.

1:15:39 > 1:15:42- Honolulu Daily what? - Bugle.

1:15:42 > 1:15:43What?

1:15:43 > 1:15:46Bugle, you know - ta-tata, ta-tata!

1:15:49 > 1:15:52Amanda, may I speak to you?

1:15:52 > 1:15:54- Certainly not.- Please, Amanda.

1:17:48 > 1:17:52I'm sorry, Miss Satsumi, but I don't understand a word you're saying.

1:17:52 > 1:17:55Not Satsumi, Miss Naguchi, please.

1:17:55 > 1:17:59And if you do not understand, you must be stupid man, I think so.

1:17:59 > 1:18:03I call you up like polite lady to get simple information.

1:18:03 > 1:18:06Now you make a big fuss about nothing, I think so.

1:18:06 > 1:18:11I say again. This is Miss Satsuma Naguchi of Honolu-LOO!

1:18:21 > 1:18:26- Amanda, I want you to repeat everything I say...- Amanda!

1:18:26 > 1:18:29JUDGE: Dr Flagg, stop that now!

1:18:29 > 1:18:32Amanda, wake up!

1:18:35 > 1:18:36Oh, Steven.

1:18:52 > 1:18:54Hattie, have you ever been married?

1:18:54 > 1:18:56No, ma'am, but I've been engaged.

1:18:56 > 1:19:00- Just as good.- No, ma'am. It's a lot better.

1:19:00 > 1:19:02Hattie!

1:19:41 > 1:19:45I've opened the door for you five times in the last ten minutes.

1:19:45 > 1:19:47Steve has caught me every time.

1:19:47 > 1:19:52You'd better come in the window. Don't let Joe see you. He's issued an arrest warrant.

1:19:52 > 1:19:56In case you don't know it, the ceremony starts in five minutes.

1:19:58 > 1:20:01- Doesn't give us much time. - I guess it's too late.

1:20:01 > 1:20:04After all the trouble we had getting you a marriage licence?

1:20:04 > 1:20:07It's no good unless I can get to her unconscious mind

1:20:07 > 1:20:09That would take longer than five minutes.

1:20:09 > 1:20:11I could get her unconscious in five minutes.

1:20:11 > 1:20:16- I'd bust her in the jaw. I guarantee she'd be unconscious. - Don't be rid...

1:20:22 > 1:20:24Let's find that open window.

1:20:39 > 1:20:42Oh, hello, Steve. We just came in through the window.

1:20:42 > 1:20:44I guess we're in the wrong room.

1:20:48 > 1:20:50BANGING ON DOOR

1:20:52 > 1:20:53Hi, kids.

1:20:58 > 1:21:00Get out of here before I call Steve.

1:21:00 > 1:21:05Amanda, darling, for what I am about to do, please forgive me.

1:21:10 > 1:21:12I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

1:21:12 > 1:21:13Hey, doc!

1:21:18 > 1:21:21Amanda, darling...

1:21:21 > 1:21:24Hurry up, Doc. Get to her unconscious before she comes to.

1:21:24 > 1:21:26Repeat after me...

1:21:26 > 1:21:28Tony loves Amanda.

1:21:31 > 1:21:34Tony loves Amanda...

1:21:34 > 1:21:38MUSIC: "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"

1:21:48 > 1:21:50Stand UP, Joe!

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