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0:00:02 > 0:00:08The film contains some violent scenes and very strong language

0:00:08 > 0:00:11'The Army Rangers have led the way in every major confrontation

0:00:11 > 0:00:17'in which the US has been involved.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21'I'm sorry to see you go. You've served your country well.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25'You've fought to the Ranger objective and completed its mission,

0:00:25 > 0:00:29'never leaving a fallen comrade, no matter what.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31'I thank you.'

0:00:31 > 0:00:34'America thanks you. And I wish you luck

0:00:34 > 0:00:36'wherever you go.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39'And remember, Rangers lead the way.'

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hey.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Hey, Tricia Poe.- Hello, Dale.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57# How do I

0:00:57 > 0:01:01# Get through one night without you?

0:01:01 > 0:01:05# If I had to live without you

0:01:05 > 0:01:09# What kind of life would that be?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10- Hey.- Hey.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15# I need you in my arms, need you to hold me... #

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hummingbird.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Look at you!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I'd take a beating half my life to get a piece of that woman.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24How's my baby?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26She's doing fine.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Yeah?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Are you kidding me?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Sweetie...

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Shh! Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?

0:01:36 > 0:01:41You're going to be Miss Alabama? That makes your daddy very proud.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45# How do I breathe

0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Without you? If you ever go... #

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Tricia Poe! You little angel, you.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- How about joining me and the boys for a cold one?- No, thanks.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Who's Captain Huckleberry?

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- You know this gentleman, honey? - He's a regular.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Yeah, I'm a regular. Regular hound dog!

0:02:09 > 0:02:14This is a special occasion. I'd like to spend it with my wife.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Soldier Dick, why don't you go buy me and my buddies a round?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Hey, Cameron. No. They ain't worth it.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Hey! Come on, Daddy. Let's dance.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Chicken shit! Because of pussies like you, we lost Vietnam!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32We don't need trouble.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34You should be so proud(!)

0:02:36 > 0:02:39For a second there, you were that guy again.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I know it.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47I was hoping maybe the army would make that guy grow up.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50He has.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57# How do I live without you?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59# I want to know

0:02:59 > 0:03:02# How do I breathe without you

0:03:02 > 0:03:05# If you ever go? #

0:03:05 > 0:03:07THUNDER

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Hey, Gomer!

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Thought you might need some help escorting your old lady home!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Cameron, let's go home! Get in the car.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Come on, man.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Cameron! Cameron, get in the car!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ugh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Dale!

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Dale!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53AARGH!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Take this, you son of a bitch!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58AARGH!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Tricia!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Tricia!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19God, he's dead!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Cameron, this guy's dead.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26'Admit the facts. Enter a plea bargain.'

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I will not plead guilty.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30You could get ten years.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38Admit to it, you'll get four. You'll serve maybe a year.

0:04:39 > 0:04:45Cameron Poe, you pleaded guilty to manslaughter in the first degree.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47With your military skills,

0:04:47 > 0:04:50you are not subject to the same laws as other people,

0:04:50 > 0:04:53because you can respond with deadly force.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57It is ordered that you be remanded to a penitentiary,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59to be incarcerated

0:04:59 > 0:05:02for a term not less than seven to ten years.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04HE BANGS GAVEL

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Hello, pretty girl.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yo! Over here! Hey! Hey!

0:05:18 > 0:05:23"Dearest Tricia, I think of you always. Your smile, your laugh.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27"I'm not angry. The blame's got to fall on me.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30"I am, however, torn apart when I think I won't be there

0:05:30 > 0:05:33"to see our child come into the world,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36"cradled in your arms, and her first smile.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40"I got your package. Those pink coconut things

0:05:40 > 0:05:42"have made me quite popular.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47"Met a guy just the other day - Baby-O. He sure does love 'em."

0:05:49 > 0:05:51"And our daughter, beautiful Casey.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56"I watch her grow in the pictures you send. I showed Baby-O.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01"His reaction was, "Thank God she looks like her momma." I agree.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06"It's funny. Here I am, in maybe the worst place on earth,

0:06:06 > 0:06:10"and yet somehow, I feel like the luckiest man alive."

0:06:10 > 0:06:13SHOUTING

0:06:15 > 0:06:20"Dear Daddy, I started today at the Little Sunshine Day Care Centre.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22"My teacher is Miss Gordon. She is nice.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26"We go to playtime and hold hands when we walk there."

0:06:26 > 0:06:29"Dear Casey, it was good to read your letter.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33"I'm glad you like your teacher. We don't have playtime.

0:06:33 > 0:06:38"We do go outside though, but normally we don't hold hands."

0:06:41 > 0:06:46- RECORDING:- 'My wife and I will have our margaritas on the yacht.'

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Mi esposa y yo vamos a tomar unas margaritas

0:06:49 > 0:06:51en el yate, por favor.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55"Dear Daddy, today was my first day at first grade.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58"I didn't like it. I don't want to go back.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01"This boy, Scotty Dalton,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03"has black teeth and calls me names.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07"Momma says I have to go back. Tell her not to make me."

0:07:07 > 0:07:12"Dear Casey, I hope this finds you still going to the first grade.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15"School is very important. Your momma's right.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20"Don't worry about Scotty Dalton. Sometimes you meet people like that,

0:07:20 > 0:07:23"but don't let them get you down."

0:07:26 > 0:07:29"Dear Daddy, are you ever coming home?"

0:07:29 > 0:07:32"Dear Casey, of course I'm coming home.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35"Just a little while longer, and all the things

0:07:35 > 0:07:39"we missed doing together, you can be sure we'll do.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44"Dear Hummingbird, break out the china, chill the lemonade,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47"tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50"Cos this boy's coming home forever.

0:07:50 > 0:07:56"I hope I'm not a disappointment to Casey or to you. Love, Cameron."

0:07:56 > 0:08:00"My daddy is coming home on July 14.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02"My birthday is July 14.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06"I'm going to see my daddy for the first time ever

0:08:06 > 0:08:09"on July 14. I can't wait to meet you."

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Isn't that cute?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yeah, man.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16What is that?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I can't see my daughter on her birthday

0:08:19 > 0:08:21without bringing her a gift.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yeah, but that's a bunny rabbit!

0:08:24 > 0:08:25She'll like it.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28It's either this or a tube of toothpaste

0:08:28 > 0:08:29and two packs of Pall Malls.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30That's a present.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I'll remember that on your birthday.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36You do that, man.

0:08:40 > 0:08:45"It having to be made to appear to the United States Parole Commission,

0:08:45 > 0:08:49"Cameron Poe is eligible to be paroled."

0:08:49 > 0:08:53It'll be a long time before I see one of those with my name on it.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02You'll get your date someday, Baby-O.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- I ain't worried. - But at this new prison

0:09:04 > 0:09:07you're going to, who'll watch your back?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10God's got my back. You know what I'm saying?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Ha! I'm going home, son!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Don't get all juicy on me! Get off.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Step out.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Goodbye. Goodnight.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38'The US Marshal Service annually flies 155,000 prisoners

0:09:38 > 0:09:40'for transfers,

0:09:40 > 0:09:43'legal hearings and medical exams.'

0:09:43 > 0:09:46As you know, today's flight is a special one.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50We're populating Alabama's Feltham Penitentiary,

0:09:50 > 0:09:53the newest super-max facility in the system.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57This place will warehouse the worst of the worst.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02Now, most of these guys are lifers, some on death row. Pure predators,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04each and every one of them.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- 'Hey, lady.'- Lady is a dog in a Walt Disney movie.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12My name is Guard Bishop.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16I need a shot before getting on a plane, Guard Bishop.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- What's your name?- Odell.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21They didn't give me my shot.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25You're diabetic. Your insulin will be given to you in-flight.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Cameron Poe.- Yes, ma'am.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31You're under restraints until released, understand?

0:10:31 > 0:10:36Yes, ma'am. I just want to get home. It's my daughter's birthday.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Congratulations.- I got locked down before she was born.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41She's never seen me.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43And why not?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45No way was she was going to meet her daddy in prison,

0:10:45 > 0:10:50surrounded by homemade cookies and love-starved murderers.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51No way.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54You have a walking, talking reason to rehabilitate.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01So today, let's exemplify our three operative words.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06Firm, fair and vigilant.

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Now, let's go to work.

0:11:07 > 0:11:13We off-load six in Carson City. The rest go to Feltham.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Good. Let's deal with the DEA boys.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Know this guy?- No.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21He's a real piece of work.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24TYRES SCREECH Duncan, good to see you.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- She's beautiful.- Beautiful?

0:11:26 > 0:11:31Sunsets and babies are beautiful. This is fucking spectacular.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35This is Vince Larkin. He's overseeing the transpo.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Vince, Duncan Malloy, DEA.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Nice to meet you. We'll enjoy...working together.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59How are you doing? Do you know each other?

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Mark Sims, DEA.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Our file on Francisco Cindino, son of Eduardo,

0:12:03 > 0:12:07prime mover of narcotics. It's an all-star flight.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10He's a fountain of information about the business.

0:12:10 > 0:12:1211 and a half OK?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Nice college boy. We interrogated him for months.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17He gave up nothing.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21This is our last chance before the FBI steals the glory.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25We pick up Cindino in Carson City. From then until we hit Alabama,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28we've got two hours to make him talk.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- He's known to be garrulous. - What the fuck is "garrulous"?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Loquacious, verbose, effusive. How about chatty?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38What's with Dictionary Boy here?

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Thesaurus Boy, I think.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43- You got your gun?- Yeah.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Whoa, whoa! Gun?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- We've got rules. - So do we. Our agents go armed.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52No-one carries on this flight. There's an arsenal in the belly of the plane,

0:12:52 > 0:12:54a pistol in the cockpit lockbox.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Other than that, no weapon on the aircraft, period.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00My man doesn't go without his gun.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Then your man doesn't get on the plane.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08OK. Well, give it to him.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Give him the gun.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Avoid eye contact.- I got it.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- In jail, it's a sign of aggression. - Larkin, I got it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25OK.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29TANNOY: 'We are ready to disembark.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32'Awaiting your go on the transfer.'

0:13:32 > 0:13:36- VINCE:- We told you today's flight would be special.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38William Bedford - aka Billy Bedlam.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- The mass murderer?- The same. He caught his wife with another man.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45He drove to his wife's family's house.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Killed her whole family and her dog.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Scan him.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Who's that good-looking brother?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Nathan Jones.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Aka Diamond Dog. Former general of the Black Guerillas.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59He blew up the Rifle Association,

0:13:59 > 0:14:03saying, "They represented basest of the white race."

0:14:03 > 0:14:07He wrote a book in prison - Reflections In A Diamond Eye.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10It's "a wake-up call to the black community".

0:14:10 > 0:14:12They want Denzel for the movie.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Close door number one!

0:14:26 > 0:14:31This one's done it all. Kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34"Perimeter is secure. You are clear to release."

0:14:36 > 0:14:40His name is Cyrus Grissom - aka Cyrus the Virus.

0:14:40 > 0:14:4439 years old - 25 of them spent in our institutions.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46But inside, he's earned two degrees.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49He also killed 11 fellow inmates,

0:14:49 > 0:14:52incited three riots and escaped twice.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Brags that he killed more men than cancer.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58OK, open wide. Lift your tongue.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05A true product of the system.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08What?! Is he one of these sociology majors

0:15:08 > 0:15:11who thinks we're responsible for these animals?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14No, but I could point a few fingers for you.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Look at this walking penis. You are one skinny negro.

0:15:27 > 0:15:32- Easy, man.- Open up. Smells like someone shit in your mouth!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34He told me he loved me.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Get out of my face! - All right, all right!

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Larkin, who's that guy?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46That is Cameron Poe - a parolee hitching a ride home.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47He's a nobody.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49OK, let's do it.

0:15:49 > 0:15:54Nobody on the plane knows your classification, not even my guards.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Guard Bishop.- Larkin.

0:15:58 > 0:16:03Why does the Marshal Service employ annoying, wise-ass bookworm creeps?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Larkin's one of the best we've got.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I'd still like to crush his larynx with my boot.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Scan him.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Face me!

0:16:17 > 0:16:20What's this shit?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21It's my daughter.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22I don't care.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25No personal possessions on this plane.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28As long as you know I'm getting that back.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30You telling me what to do?!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- You heard me. BISHOP:- Hey!

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Come on, break it up.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Look at this fashion statement!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41The do-rag got to go, homeboy!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Right here.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Attention. Final check.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Sweet bird of freedom.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Take-off in three minutes.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53What's up, man?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Shit! What's up?

0:16:55 > 0:16:59I thought you were someone else. Pinball Parker,

0:16:59 > 0:17:03robber, arsonist, dope fiend. I'm a nice guy. I just got caught.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Aw, shucks!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11HE SIGHS

0:17:11 > 0:17:12All right. Face me.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I got him. Come on.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Open.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27You guys are late to the party.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29OK.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Go, sweetheart.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39What's up, Cochise?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41How.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43I'm just bugging with you.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Don't get all Wounded Knee on me and shit.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51You look like you want a scalping.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53What you looking at, punk?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Nothing.

0:17:55 > 0:18:00I was just admiring your cage. It fits you pretty good.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Well, welcome aboard.

0:18:04 > 0:18:09As I look around, I see a lot of celebrities. 11 Current Affairs,

0:18:09 > 0:18:12two Hard Copys, and a genuine Geraldo interviewee.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14But none of this impresses me.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17We have rules on this aircraft.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19It's like kindergarten.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Keep your hands to yourself, the noise down.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26If you want to scream, spit or bite, you'll get the treatment.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Fuck you, pig!

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Gag and bag this Nazi muffin.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34This kind of thing puts me in a foul mood.

0:18:34 > 0:18:39If there's a hint of trouble, if anyone even passes gas

0:18:39 > 0:18:42and offends my delicate nasal passages,

0:18:42 > 0:18:46your testicles will become my personal property.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50That's pretty clear. Good.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52TRANSLATION FROM SPANISH:

0:19:08 > 0:19:11It'd be Johnny 600 if they knew the truth.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Nah. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Anyway, I despise rapists.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20You're between a cockroach and the white stuff

0:19:20 > 0:19:23that accumulates in your mouth when you're thirsty.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27But in your case, I'll make an exception.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Guard Falzon?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- What?- Oh, stewardess?

0:19:31 > 0:19:34What's the in-flight movie today?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36You'll like it. It's called

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I'll Never Make Love To A Woman Again,

0:19:39 > 0:19:43preceded by an award-winning short, No More Steak For Me, Ever.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44FORCED LAUGH

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Funny fucker, aren't you(?)

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I hope this goes smoothly.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54All those monsters on one plane.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58This is a well-oiled machine. Our only worries

0:19:58 > 0:20:00are stale peanuts and turbulence.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Close the forward gate.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Close the middle gate.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58HE GAGS

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- BABY-O: - Come on, I need my shot!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05I'm coming. Left arm.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Hey, Chief?

0:21:21 > 0:21:26If you come through this all right, I hope you don't hold a grudge.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29What the fuck are you doing?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Help! Fire!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Get the extinguisher! Open the middle gate!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39The Last Mohican is burning, man!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44That motherfucker spontaneously combusted!

0:21:44 > 0:21:46HE SCREAMS

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Fucking weird! I've seen that shit on Discovery!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Code Red! Fire in the rear cabin.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- I've got a fire.- Where?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56The rear cabin.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57KLAXON BLARES

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I thought he was singing YMCA, then the flames...!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Shit!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05HE YELLS

0:22:12 > 0:22:13KILL HIM!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Holy shit! Hold on, Bobby!

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Give me a taser!

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Get off my insulin!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Open the door! Open the goddamn door!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Pinball, go! Pull the lever! Go! Go!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- CYRUS:- Pinball! Behind you!

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Take the gun out of the lockbox. Check it out.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Yeah! Yeah!

0:23:15 > 0:23:16GUNSHOT

0:23:16 > 0:23:18GUNSHOT

0:23:18 > 0:23:19HE GROWLS

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh, my God!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Say there was a disturbance,

0:23:23 > 0:23:26but it's under control. Say it, or I WILL kill you.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28You'll have nobody to fly the plane.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I never think that far ahead.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34All right, I'm doing it. Take it easy.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38If you say a word about this, the next wings you see

0:23:38 > 0:23:42will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Er, Carson City?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Hey! Hey!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Ladies and gentlemen,

0:23:55 > 0:24:00this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Welcome to Con Air!

0:24:02 > 0:24:04CHEERING AND YELLING

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- What happened?- Roger, Carson City. Calm down, Vince.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16There was a little ruckus.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18A little ruckus?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Everything's fine.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24The transponder's confirmed, and there's your baby.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Damn, this pig is heavy!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Whoops! - HE LAUGHS

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Shit!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36If we let you out, will you play nice, Billy?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Probably not.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48I got a spot on my arm just for you.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- BABY-O: - Get off my medication!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52I'm sorry. Shit's in my way.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I'll use your whole body to make me feel good.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58All right, man. Stop rushing.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- HE SIGHS - Ah, yeah!

0:25:07 > 0:25:09No? No?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17I can't allow that.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Do you know what I am?

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Ugly all day.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25This ain't happening.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Not here. Not now.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27It's happening!

0:25:27 > 0:25:32Hey! Relax. He's right. Not here. Not now. Can you fly, Johnny?

0:25:32 > 0:25:37- No.- Keep that in mind. If your dick jumps out of your pants,

0:25:37 > 0:25:39you jump out of this plane.

0:25:45 > 0:25:50What are the numbers in Carson City? How many on, how many off?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Six off and ten on.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Find the six.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Three of these brothers are back there.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01The other three are Benson, Karls and Papovitch.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Where are they? - Good question. I'll find out.

0:26:04 > 0:26:10- The pilot wants to know what's next. - He's to land at Carson City Airport as scheduled.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13The law is down there. Have you lost your mind?

0:26:13 > 0:26:18According to my last psych evaluation, yes.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Diamond Dog, if you would?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Think you're free?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25You're not.

0:26:25 > 0:26:3040 or 50 US prison guards armed with shotguns are waiting for us

0:26:30 > 0:26:31at the next stop.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35If you do exactly what we say, the rest of our lives

0:26:35 > 0:26:38will be a vacation in a non-extradition country.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm talking sandy beaches,

0:26:41 > 0:26:46umbrella drinks, and dirty, naked freaks!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48A paid motherfucking-vacation.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Who's doing the paying?

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Our employer, Francisco Cindino.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Everybody, freeze! No, no, no, no, Cyrus. No, no.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Get that ass out here now!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- In a second.- Right now!

0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Keep cool, Boss.- Shut up.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Who the fuck are you? - DEA - that's who the fuck I am!

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Now, you were saying?

0:27:13 > 0:27:14Very clever, Cyrus.

0:27:14 > 0:27:19You think I give a shit about that little bitch? Didn't you hear me?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I'm DEA. Know what that means?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24You're the most crooked one here.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Why are you on board? Won't they fly you commercially?

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Don't push me. I'll blow away your boyfriend.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Next time you choose a human shield,

0:27:33 > 0:27:37don't pick a two-bit negro crackhead.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38- Hey!- Shut up.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Shoot him.- Quiet, sweetheart.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45- I think you should stop. - Stay back, man. Stay back!

0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Stop before somebody gets killed. - Back!

0:27:48 > 0:27:51- All right, cowboy, I'm back. - Stay back!

0:27:51 > 0:27:54It's a situation you can't control.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56I can't control it? I can't control it?

0:27:56 > 0:27:57You're a dead man.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Shut the fuck up!

0:28:18 > 0:28:21What's your name, convict?

0:28:21 > 0:28:23My name?

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Yeah.

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Poe.

0:28:26 > 0:28:27Nice work, Poe.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Truly nice work.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Nice going, Son(!)

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Not only did you not save this dude's life,

0:28:40 > 0:28:42you made best friends

0:28:42 > 0:28:44with Cyrus the damn Virus!

0:28:44 > 0:28:48Cyrus. I got some good news and I got some bad news.

0:28:48 > 0:28:49What's the good news?

0:28:49 > 0:28:52I found Benson, Karls and Papovitch.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53What's the bad news?

0:28:53 > 0:28:55This dead fella here

0:28:55 > 0:28:58happens to be Benson. This Aryan fellow

0:28:58 > 0:29:02with the bullet hole in his forehead is Karls.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05This honky he's dragging in is Papovitch.

0:29:05 > 0:29:09I don't know how to tell you, but we're three white guys short.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked!"

0:29:13 > 0:29:15I just want to know,

0:29:15 > 0:29:19you didn't mean that dirty nigger crackhead shit, did you?

0:29:19 > 0:29:20Give me that gun.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Hell, yes, I meant it.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Carson City expects six men to get off this plane.

0:29:27 > 0:29:31We'll give them exactly that. I need three volunteers.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32Come on, let's go.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Don't look at me, pal.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37What about her?

0:29:37 > 0:29:41I'm serving eight consecutive life sentences.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43I got my insulin but no needles.

0:29:43 > 0:29:47If I don't get my shot soon my mother'll be getting flowers.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49I mean, no offence.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51I can take care of myself.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53I see that(!)

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Go to the back. Anybody else?

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Right here, man. Us two.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00Right, go ahead. Go to the back.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Hey! Whoa!

0:30:04 > 0:30:06They're expecting white guys.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08That puts you shit out of luck.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10- Come on, man!- Sit down.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14I'll get a phone. You call the Affirmative Action office.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16You, go ahead.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20That's it. I'm gone, man. I'm dead in two hours.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24No. I'll get off, scream to high heaven.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27This plane won't leave Carson City.

0:30:30 > 0:30:35We need another white boy to volunteer.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35The pilot's white.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Wait. The pilot? Who's gonna fly the plane?

0:30:37 > 0:30:39BUZZER

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Relax, Billy. Welcome to the machine.

0:30:42 > 0:30:43You rang?

0:30:43 > 0:30:46We got a helluva sandstorm at Carson.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Ha!

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Perfect!

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Crazy.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02'Vacant cell D8 ready for inspection.'

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Last tenant, Cyrus Grissom.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Scratches on the wall - weapon sharpening.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13- The loose shelf screw? - What the hell is this?

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Looks like cocaine.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Have you got something there?

0:31:19 > 0:31:23I don't know. It's all soft.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29What about the rest of the pigs?

0:31:29 > 0:31:33Be patient now. They haven't ceased to be useful yet.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37OK, old man. Now you're Mr Papovitch.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39You reach the Nevada pen in two hours.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42The tape's a precaution in case any of you

0:31:42 > 0:31:46are rocked by the sudden impulse to squeal like a pig.

0:31:46 > 0:31:52Not that we don't trust you. But let's face it, you're criminals.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53Move your head up.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- I want to stay on.- What?

0:31:57 > 0:31:59I changed my mind.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02We've got a little mind-changer.

0:32:02 > 0:32:07I got 15 years left and I'd just hate myself if I blew my one shot

0:32:07 > 0:32:10at a naked party freak and an umbrella drink.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12You got 15 years?!

0:32:12 > 0:32:14You couldn't wait to get off this plane.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18I know. Fear of freedom, I guess.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Get him up. Get the cuffs off him.

0:32:23 > 0:32:28Pick out a guard and put that dead cop's prison issues on him.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31What are you doing?

0:32:31 > 0:32:35Staying. They're gagging everybody. It'll be hours

0:32:35 > 0:32:40before the Feds know what happened. By then you'll be dead. So will she.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42Think of your little girl.

0:32:42 > 0:32:46What would my daughter think if I left you to get dishonoured

0:32:46 > 0:32:48and die?

0:32:48 > 0:32:51If you act like a Ranger, we'll all be in trouble.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55You're not that guy any more. You're a convict!

0:32:55 > 0:32:57Ugh!

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Oh, God!

0:33:02 > 0:33:04I told you I'd get that back.

0:33:04 > 0:33:05Fuck you, trailer trash!

0:33:05 > 0:33:08My momma lives in a trailer. Put those on.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10I just saved your life.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14OK, soldier boy. You got a plan?

0:33:16 > 0:33:17Maybe.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35'Chief, I got a lot of weird shit down here.'

0:33:35 > 0:33:38- What is it?- 'A drawing of a plane.'

0:33:38 > 0:33:40Whose cell is that?

0:33:40 > 0:33:42The Virus.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09Open up!

0:34:23 > 0:34:26My daughter's picture.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30Where'd you put it, you shit-eating peckerhead?

0:34:36 > 0:34:37HE MUMBLES

0:34:39 > 0:34:41Heard you had a problem.

0:34:41 > 0:34:46Had to bag 'em and gag 'em. Rough crew - spitters and shitters.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53On the bus, dickhead!

0:34:53 > 0:34:54On the bus!

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Rack the gate.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15They took the plane.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18You hear that, boys? We got the plane!

0:35:18 > 0:35:21Shut the fuck up, Curly! You're going to get us caught.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23No way, Jose! Oh!

0:35:23 > 0:35:25You've got to be kidding me.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Oh, boy!

0:35:30 > 0:35:32In Spanish.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Bogota, Colombia. Looks like it's from a law firm.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52Orange...black.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56What's up, man?

0:35:56 > 0:35:59- So you Swamp Thing?- That's right.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02- Flying the plane?- That's right.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04It's amazing the shit you white trash know.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06That's right.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41What are you doing here?

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Hello.

0:36:44 > 0:36:48How you doing, baby? I'm just trying to get out of the storm.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50This is a restricted area.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54Look, don't worry. It's all right, I'm a cop.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56You work for a prison?

0:36:56 > 0:37:00Yeah, the Department of Erect... Corrections.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05Creepy! The eyes are cut out of their heads.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11The Last Supper.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16- Is that it?- One more.

0:37:16 > 0:37:17Late addition.

0:37:18 > 0:37:23- Who?- Garland Greene.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23Should be interesting.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46What the fuck is that?!

0:37:46 > 0:37:49That's Garland Greene, man.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57Christ in a cartoon!

0:37:57 > 0:37:59Shit, that's Garland Greene!

0:37:59 > 0:38:01The Marietta Mangler.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03That skinny man butchered 30 people

0:38:03 > 0:38:07on the eastern seaboard. The way he killed them

0:38:07 > 0:38:09makes the Manson family

0:38:09 > 0:38:11look like the Partridge family.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15Well, he's on the right flight.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16You really must leave.

0:38:16 > 0:38:20Tina, you've got the prettiest eyes I've seen.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31"Metcar. Me, etc."

0:38:31 > 0:38:33"Etc."

0:38:33 > 0:38:36"Meet, etc. Meet arson."

0:38:36 > 0:38:38"Meet cars. Meet cars."

0:38:38 > 0:38:39"Meet cars."

0:38:39 > 0:38:42"Meet cars. Meet cars." Where?

0:38:44 > 0:38:46"Carson...

0:38:46 > 0:38:48"City."

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Oh, God. Er...

0:38:51 > 0:38:55Stay here. Don't touch anything.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00HE SIGHS

0:39:00 > 0:39:04What are you doing? He said don't touch anything.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25MUFFLED CRIES

0:39:25 > 0:39:27What the hell...?

0:39:30 > 0:39:32You want to have some more fun,

0:39:32 > 0:39:34keep it up!

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Come on.

0:40:05 > 0:40:09We've got a situation here, sir. Call the Marshal's Office.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15'Code Red. Those guards ain't guards.'

0:40:15 > 0:40:16"They're cons. Stall 'em."

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Christ!

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Hey, how are you?

0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Almost ready?- Won't be long now.

0:40:40 > 0:40:41HE LAUGHS

0:40:45 > 0:40:47You're the man, Cyrus!

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Let's go.

0:40:53 > 0:40:54ARGH!

0:40:56 > 0:41:00Do you hear something that sounds like a damn plane?

0:41:04 > 0:41:06'You are not clear for take-off.'

0:41:06 > 0:41:10Nobody on this aircraft gives a flying fuck. Get it?

0:41:10 > 0:41:13Flying fuck! Thank you, I'm here all week.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Hey! Hey, Cochise, it's me!

0:41:20 > 0:41:21Pinball!

0:41:21 > 0:41:23I'm sorry. Hey!

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Shine, sweet freedom, shine!

0:41:36 > 0:41:38CHEERING / WHISTLING

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Trust me. This will be a day you'll never forget.

0:41:45 > 0:41:49Just step right on board and find yourself a seat.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Do they have a way of tracking planes?

0:41:55 > 0:41:58It's a transponder. Every plane's got one.

0:41:58 > 0:42:02Swamp, where is the transponder?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Ha! Where indeed?

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Are you sure it's safe to fly in this?

0:42:13 > 0:42:17I've done it a thousand times. We'll be through this soon.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19All right back there, ladies?

0:42:21 > 0:42:24We're following the transponder.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27What the fuck happened?

0:42:27 > 0:42:29What happened to Sims?

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Duncan, they killed him.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34They got the plane.

0:42:44 > 0:42:49What kind of Keystone Cops operation are you running?

0:42:49 > 0:42:52You little shit! You got my agent killed.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54He brought a gun on the plane!

0:42:54 > 0:42:56He should've had a fucking Uzi!

0:42:56 > 0:43:00No-one carries on these flights! No-one!

0:43:00 > 0:43:04He got himself killed and compromised my men's safety.

0:43:04 > 0:43:05Your men are incompetent!

0:43:05 > 0:43:09They got taken over by a bunch of thugs in chains and cages!

0:43:09 > 0:43:12I'm not going to listen to this shit!

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Guys, let's work it out.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16OK.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21So, what do we do now?

0:43:21 > 0:43:24What's the plan? You do have a plan, don't you?

0:43:24 > 0:43:26We're working on it.

0:43:26 > 0:43:31Contingency plans don't exist. It's never been contemplated.

0:43:31 > 0:43:36Start contemplating. This situation needs to get unfucked right now!

0:43:36 > 0:43:38'I want a chopper.'

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Make that a few. They need to be armed.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44'National Guard, Air Force, whatever.'

0:43:44 > 0:43:46'Just get 'em here now.'

0:43:50 > 0:43:51What do you want to do with him?

0:43:51 > 0:43:56I don't know. It's no way to treat a national treasure. Let him out.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Are you sure?

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Love your work.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04Hmm!

0:44:29 > 0:44:30They're headed...

0:44:30 > 0:44:33south-east toward Arizona.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Pinball didn't make it.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45No? That's too bad.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47I liked Pinball.

0:44:48 > 0:44:49What do you want?

0:44:49 > 0:44:52- I want to know what the plan is. - Why you care?

0:44:52 > 0:44:57I got just as much riding on this as you. We're all convicts here.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59'Cyrus Grissom, do you copy?'

0:44:59 > 0:45:01Cyrus Grissom, do you copy?

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Yes, I copy. Identify yourself.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07US Marshal Vince Larkin and Duncan Malloy, DEA.

0:45:07 > 0:45:12Oh, Agent Malloy. I'm so sorry about your associate.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15Nothing is as sad as a grown man pissing his pants.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18Grissom, you puny fucking animal!

0:45:18 > 0:45:20'You're going to the chair!'

0:45:20 > 0:45:21Hey! I don't like him.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25If he speaks again, this conversation is terminated.

0:45:25 > 0:45:29He doesn't want to talk again. He's leaving the building, OK?

0:45:29 > 0:45:32Good, I'll talk to you. The rules are,

0:45:32 > 0:45:35first I ask a question, then you ask one.

0:45:35 > 0:45:36What's your question?

0:45:36 > 0:45:39In Carson City, your bulls were onto us. How?

0:45:39 > 0:45:41One of the guards -

0:45:41 > 0:45:43"One of the guards...?"

0:45:43 > 0:45:45One of the guards faked a heart attack.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48We had to remove his restraints.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50I see. And what's your question?

0:45:50 > 0:45:53Where are you going with my plane?

0:45:53 > 0:45:54We're going to Disneyland.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56You're lying, Cyrus.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58So are you, Vince.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00# Nothing makes me sadder

0:46:00 > 0:46:04# Than the agent lost his bladder in the

0:46:04 > 0:46:06'# A-a-a-irplane. #'

0:46:08 > 0:46:12Lerner Airfield, middle of nowhere. That's our rendezvous.

0:46:12 > 0:46:1549 minutes from any authority.

0:46:15 > 0:46:16So, now you know.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23- Excited?- Yes.

0:46:23 > 0:46:24You sure look pretty.

0:46:30 > 0:46:31Mrs Poe?

0:46:31 > 0:46:32That's right.

0:46:32 > 0:46:37Grant, US Marshal Service. There's a problem on your husband's flight.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41Your presence is requested. I have a jet standing by.

0:46:47 > 0:46:51Yee-ha! What's on your mind, hillbilly?

0:46:51 > 0:46:56What was I thinking about? Oh, yeah. "Yee-ha!" That's right.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00I was just wondering what a black militant

0:47:00 > 0:47:04was doing taking orders from a white boy on a power trip.

0:47:04 > 0:47:05Don't you think that's strange?

0:47:05 > 0:47:08It's a means to an end, my white friend.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11A means to an end.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14I can play house nigger till we get to where we going.

0:47:14 > 0:47:19And then, the Day of the Dog begins.

0:47:19 > 0:47:20Shh.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29So what was that all about?

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Nothing, except they somehow managed

0:47:32 > 0:47:36to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane,

0:47:36 > 0:47:39and then somehow managed to let them take it over,

0:47:39 > 0:47:45and then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52Hi, Garland.

0:47:55 > 0:47:59Here's the jacket on Cameron Poe. His wife's on the way.

0:47:59 > 0:48:03US Ranger, decorated. Did a little hell-raising as a kid.

0:48:03 > 0:48:05Explain why this matters.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08Fact one - we've got this guy Poe on the plane.

0:48:08 > 0:48:14In for involuntary manslaughter, non-gang-affiliated. He's a parolee.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17Fact two - Poe has a chance to get off the plane.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20He doesn't do it. Why? Fact three -

0:48:20 > 0:48:25our guard said a convict named Poe planted Sims's tape-recorder on him.

0:48:25 > 0:48:30Interesting facts. Do the maths, we got an ally on that plane.

0:48:30 > 0:48:33Ally?! This guy's a criminal, a murderer.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Read the file. He got in a brawl

0:48:35 > 0:48:39defending his wife and killed a guy. Could happen to any of us.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41I'm not one of these animals.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44When did they become animals?

0:48:44 > 0:48:47When they stopped caring about civilisation.

0:48:47 > 0:48:51Civilisation is judged by observing society's prisoners.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Dostoevsky said that after doing time.

0:48:53 > 0:48:58"Fuck you!" Grissom said that after putting a bullet in my agent's head.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01How do we bring the plane down?

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Shoot it down.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06When exactly did this become a DEA jurisdiction?

0:49:06 > 0:49:09The second a DEA agent was murdered.

0:49:09 > 0:49:10I am authorised

0:49:10 > 0:49:15to bring Sims's killers to justice, using all necessary means.

0:49:15 > 0:49:18- That doesn't mean shooting a plane. - Maybe yes, maybe no.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21Tell me you're not entertaining this!

0:49:21 > 0:49:23This is a drastic situation.

0:49:23 > 0:49:27- Our men are up there! - They all signed a no-hostage clause.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30There are innocent people up there!

0:49:30 > 0:49:32- HELICOPTER - About time.

0:49:32 > 0:49:33For what?

0:49:33 > 0:49:35About time for what?

0:49:35 > 0:49:38Attack choppers. We're going after 'em.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Goddamn it! Skip, don't do this!

0:49:45 > 0:49:48This man is in an irrational state of mind!

0:49:48 > 0:49:52Fuck off! Your job's finished. This flight's full.

0:50:00 > 0:50:02Gentlemen, in roughly five hours

0:50:02 > 0:50:05we will be flying over the shores of Mexico.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08'But first, we have to change aircraft.'

0:50:08 > 0:50:11Thank you. Have a pleasant flight.

0:50:11 > 0:50:12What's the ETA, Swamp Thing?

0:50:12 > 0:50:14At 228mph,

0:50:14 > 0:50:18about 71 minutes. The problem is, we're not doing 228mph.

0:50:18 > 0:50:23We're doing 205. The landing gear ain't all the way up. We'll be late.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25That's unacceptable!

0:50:25 > 0:50:26Check the gear.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29- What do I know about landing gear? - Learn.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Hillbilly!

0:50:34 > 0:50:36Poe.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41Yeah?

0:50:41 > 0:50:44Cyrus wants you to check out the landing gear.

0:50:44 > 0:50:48I should see some nice scenery whipping by down there.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54Trees and stuff.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Goddamn! So that's what happened to Pinball.

0:51:16 > 0:51:20Cut him loose. He's slowing us down. Dead weight.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22Not exactly a proper burial.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24Look at our shit over there.

0:51:44 > 0:51:45Hurry up!

0:51:47 > 0:51:49Hillbilly!

0:51:50 > 0:51:51Gotcha!

0:51:52 > 0:51:54Hurry up, man.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Bye, Pinball!

0:52:16 > 0:52:19Oh, boy! Did you see that? Did you see?

0:52:19 > 0:52:20When I get it waxed,

0:52:20 > 0:52:24I get ten feet from the carwash and, pow! Birdshit.

0:52:24 > 0:52:27Well, it's supposed to be good luck.

0:52:29 > 0:52:32- Light's changed.- Oh, damn!

0:52:37 > 0:52:39AARGH!

0:52:45 > 0:52:48SHOUTING

0:52:54 > 0:53:00- You were in the Q, right?- Yeah. - I heard you say you had 15 years.

0:53:00 > 0:53:01That's right.

0:53:01 > 0:53:06That would put you on north block, right?

0:53:06 > 0:53:07Yeah.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13Funny thing. I was on north block.

0:53:14 > 0:53:16I don't know you.

0:53:16 > 0:53:21You know what, er, pal? What do you think that means?

0:53:21 > 0:53:23Nothing. Not diddly shit.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26See, there were 160 cats on north block

0:53:26 > 0:53:30and I didn't want to know 159 of 'em, which included you.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32What do you think about that?

0:53:32 > 0:53:35Yeah.

0:53:42 > 0:53:46He's a font of misplaced rage.

0:53:46 > 0:53:50Name your cliche. His mother held him too much or not enough.

0:53:50 > 0:53:54Last pick at kick ball, late-night sneaky uncle, whatever.

0:53:54 > 0:54:01He's so angry, moments of levity cause him pain. Give him headaches.

0:54:01 > 0:54:03Happiness for that gentleman hurts.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05(What's wrong with him?)

0:54:05 > 0:54:09My first thought would be, a lot.

0:54:12 > 0:54:15Hi. I'm Vince Larkin.

0:54:15 > 0:54:18I'm Tricia Poe.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18Nice to meet you.

0:54:18 > 0:54:22This must be Casey. Hello, Casey.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Hello, Vince Larkin.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24So, how are you doing?

0:54:24 > 0:54:28I'm sorry. Scratch that - dumb question.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31You wanted to see your husband. Then this happened.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34Just tell me exactly what's going on.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37We're doing everything we can to get the plane down.

0:54:37 > 0:54:40That's why I wanted to talk to you.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47Where'd you get the rims, man?

0:54:47 > 0:54:50Personal shit's down in the belly.

0:54:50 > 0:54:52Hey, those are my shades!

0:54:52 > 0:54:56They're mine now, sister.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56Men!

0:55:02 > 0:55:04It seems that your husband

0:55:04 > 0:55:08had an opportunity to get off the plane and he didn't.

0:55:08 > 0:55:14And I was hoping you could maybe help me figure out...why.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16That makes two of us. I don't know.

0:55:16 > 0:55:18It's not uncommon

0:55:18 > 0:55:23that some parolees actually fear their release date.

0:55:23 > 0:55:27A degree of institutionalisation sets in. Fear of coming home,

0:55:27 > 0:55:29fear of society. Does this...?

0:55:29 > 0:55:31No, that's not Cameron.

0:55:31 > 0:55:35If you knew him, read his letters or talked to him,

0:55:35 > 0:55:38you'd know that he's waited for this for eight years.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40He's not gonna...

0:55:41 > 0:55:46Look - he's got his little girl to come home to.

0:55:47 > 0:55:53Wouldn't you do the same thing?

0:55:53 > 0:55:57Have to be a pretty strong reason to keep me on that plane.

0:55:57 > 0:56:01Well, knowing Cameron, I'm sure there is a good reason.

0:56:03 > 0:56:04Er...

0:56:04 > 0:56:08Maybe if you do see him, or if you talk to him,

0:56:08 > 0:56:12maybe you could just tell him to come home, all right?

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Be kinda nice to have him around.

0:56:15 > 0:56:16You got it.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17KNOCKING AT DOOR

0:56:17 > 0:56:21Vince? Line one.

0:56:23 > 0:56:29This body fell out of the sky!

0:56:25 > 0:56:29Vince Larkin? This is Ted Grasso - Fresno Police Department.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31"We've got a problem with a corpse."

0:56:31 > 0:56:34- Uh-huh? - "It fell outta the sky."

0:56:34 > 0:56:36He's not an astronaut.

0:56:36 > 0:56:38What's this got to do with me?

0:56:40 > 0:56:42It's got your name written all over it.

0:56:46 > 0:56:51Last transponder tag was in Arizona. Body falls here in Fresno.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53Lerner Airfield.

0:56:53 > 0:56:58They're turning around. Can you get me Chief...

0:56:55 > 0:56:57Devers.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01Vince?

0:56:59 > 0:57:01Turn around.

0:57:01 > 0:57:04"Plane's headed to Lerner Airfield."

0:57:04 > 0:57:07Horseshit! We're tailing the transponder to Arizona.

0:57:07 > 0:57:10Listen! A body fell from the sky.

0:57:10 > 0:57:12"It had a note on it."

0:57:12 > 0:57:16We've got him vectored at 12 o'clock.

0:57:14 > 0:57:16Vince, please!

0:57:16 > 0:57:18- 'We're on his tail.' - Listen!

0:57:18 > 0:57:21The note on the body was to me!

0:57:21 > 0:57:23- Oh, shut up! - TURNS RADIO OFF:

0:57:23 > 0:57:25Hello?

0:57:25 > 0:57:29Guys! Guys! I need a plane or chopper now!

0:57:29 > 0:57:31You and me both. I'm all out.

0:57:31 > 0:57:34I've got to get to Lerner Airfield in 50 minutes.

0:57:34 > 0:57:36Got a fast car, you can drive it.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42I'm with the Marshal Services.

0:57:42 > 0:57:46Send Sheriff, State Trooper, National Guard. Hold on one minute.

0:57:50 > 0:57:55Proceed with extreme caution. They'll find the weapons hold soon.

0:57:59 > 0:58:04Vince Larkin! Marshal Services. How do you think I got the number?

0:58:09 > 0:58:14"..appears to the United States Parole Commission that..."

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Poe...

0:58:16 > 0:58:19Man. Oh, yeah!

0:58:21 > 0:58:23Put the bunny back in the box.

0:58:25 > 0:58:27I knew you was a punk.

0:58:27 > 0:58:29And I was right.

0:58:29 > 0:58:31You've been playing us all along.

0:58:31 > 0:58:34You're a free man.

0:58:34 > 0:58:41I said...put the bunny back in the box.

0:58:44 > 0:58:45CHUCKLES

0:58:49 > 0:58:50YELLS

0:59:11 > 0:59:12Die, punk!

0:59:20 > 0:59:25Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

0:59:26 > 0:59:30To your left, you'll see the vertical Redwong Cliffs.

0:59:33 > 0:59:36We're about to establish visual contact.

0:59:38 > 0:59:39Holy shit!

0:59:41 > 0:59:42Abort! Abort!

0:59:44 > 0:59:48If that aircraft's carrying 30 prisoners, I'm Elvis Presley.

0:59:48 > 0:59:52Uncle Bob's Scenic Tours.

0:59:52 > 0:59:54Shit!

0:59:57 > 1:00:01300 fucking miles to apprehend Ma and Pa fucking Kettle!

1:00:01 > 1:00:03We need to get to Lerner Airfield now!

1:00:03 > 1:00:06'Get me Vince Larkin!'

1:00:15 > 1:00:18Two went down, one came up.

1:00:18 > 1:00:21Wasn't my fault.

1:00:19 > 1:00:21You don't have to tell me.

1:00:21 > 1:00:24Most murders are crimes of necessity, not desire.

1:00:24 > 1:00:29The great ones, Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy, did it because it excited them.

1:00:29 > 1:00:33Don't you... I got nothing in common with them,

1:00:33 > 1:00:38with you! Don't you talk to me! They were insane.

1:00:38 > 1:00:41Now you're talking semantics. What if I told you

1:00:41 > 1:00:45insane was working 50 hours a week in an office for 50 years,

1:00:45 > 1:00:47after which they tell you to piss off?

1:00:47 > 1:00:50Ending up in a retirement village,

1:00:50 > 1:00:53hoping to die before suffering the indignity

1:00:53 > 1:00:56of trying to get to the toilet on time.

1:00:56 > 1:00:58Wouldn't you consider that insane?

1:00:58 > 1:01:00Murdering 30 people,

1:01:00 > 1:01:04semantics or not, is insane!

1:01:04 > 1:01:07One girl, I drove through three States,

1:01:07 > 1:01:09wearing her head as a hat.

1:01:09 > 1:01:11It's my daughter's birthday.

1:01:11 > 1:01:15So please feel free not to share everything with me.

1:02:13 > 1:02:16All right, you damn peckerwoods.

1:02:16 > 1:02:20"We're putting this baby down in the sandbox."

1:02:28 > 1:02:30Lerner Tower, do you copy?

1:02:30 > 1:02:34"Lerner Tower. Are you there, Phil?"

1:02:38 > 1:02:40"Come on, answer me.

1:02:40 > 1:02:42"I am landing."

1:03:09 > 1:03:11Oh, my God!

1:03:12 > 1:03:14Look out!

1:03:33 > 1:03:34Cuidado!

1:04:01 > 1:04:02HE GASPS

1:04:02 > 1:04:04HE LAUGHS

1:04:25 > 1:04:28Lerner Airfield. I'm so glad to be here.

1:04:28 > 1:04:31THEY WHOOP

1:04:31 > 1:04:33Thank you for choosing Con Air.

1:04:35 > 1:04:37Where's the plane, Francisco?

1:04:37 > 1:04:40I don't know. Have patience.

1:04:40 > 1:04:46The last guy who told me that, I burned him and bagged his ashes.

1:04:44 > 1:04:46Cyrus, it'll be here.

1:04:52 > 1:04:56Hey, you stupid sons of bitches! Jesus Christ!

1:04:56 > 1:04:58Argh!

1:05:02 > 1:05:04I hope he likes sand.

1:05:04 > 1:05:08Check out the tower and have a look-see.

1:05:07 > 1:05:08All right.

1:05:08 > 1:05:09Come with us.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16We're getting off.

1:05:14 > 1:05:15I can't!

1:05:15 > 1:05:16You can!

1:05:16 > 1:05:19Don't move him.

1:05:17 > 1:05:19I'm getting him off!

1:05:19 > 1:05:23You can't move him. He could go into shock.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25She's right, Poe. Go on, man.

1:05:25 > 1:05:28I'm not leaving without you. Or you.

1:05:28 > 1:05:30Oh, here we go - Ranger Boy!

1:05:30 > 1:05:35Goddamn it, Poe! It's time to fight, fuck or hit the fence.

1:05:35 > 1:05:37I suggest you hit the fence.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40He's right. Just go.

1:05:40 > 1:05:44Here's how it's gonna play. I'm gonna get you that needle.

1:05:44 > 1:05:47Whatever you say. Do what you gotta do.

1:05:47 > 1:05:49GASPS

1:05:49 > 1:05:51You just hang on. Don't die on me.

1:05:51 > 1:05:57# Swing low, sweet chariot

1:05:57 > 1:06:00# Comin' for to carry me home #

1:06:00 > 1:06:03Oh, no! What the hell do you think you're doing?

1:06:03 > 1:06:05It's time to off the pigs.

1:06:05 > 1:06:07You can't do that.

1:06:06 > 1:06:07Tell me why.

1:06:07 > 1:06:09We need hostages.

1:06:09 > 1:06:14Why the fuck you care?

1:06:10 > 1:06:14Hey, man! Come on.

1:06:14 > 1:06:17I can't think of a thing I'd like better

1:06:17 > 1:06:19than to put a bullet

1:06:19 > 1:06:22in the brain base of these fuckers.

1:06:22 > 1:06:26But the fact is, how well do you know this Cindino?

1:06:26 > 1:06:28I don't know. Just what I read.

1:06:28 > 1:06:32He firebombed a senator's yacht with two of his own cousins on board.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34So, what's your point?

1:06:34 > 1:06:38Think he won't kill hired guns who'd served his purpose?

1:06:38 > 1:06:43What are we discussing here?

1:06:40 > 1:06:43Poe don't want me to off the pigs.

1:06:43 > 1:06:47It's easy to surmise how Nathan feels about killing guards.

1:06:47 > 1:06:53My proclivities are well-known, often-lamented facts of penal lore.

1:06:53 > 1:06:54What I'm wondering

1:06:54 > 1:06:57is why you have any opinion about it at all.

1:06:57 > 1:07:00This is your barbecue, and it tastes good.

1:07:00 > 1:07:04But I was just saying to Mr... Dog that if it was my barbecue,

1:07:04 > 1:07:08I'd wait for that jumbo before killing our leverage.

1:07:08 > 1:07:11- Shut the fuck up! - Don't you wanna get laid?

1:07:11 > 1:07:14Fuck this!

1:07:12 > 1:07:14Put the gun down.

1:07:14 > 1:07:19Put the gun down, Nathan! Poe's right. We're going to plan B.

1:07:19 > 1:07:22We'll get a refuelling truck and a tractor.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24So go and dig the plane out!

1:07:40 > 1:07:42No!

1:07:44 > 1:07:45Yes!

1:07:59 > 1:08:01Viking?

1:08:01 > 1:08:04About time to go and get that tractor.

1:08:06 > 1:08:09I'll get the fuel truck.

1:08:07 > 1:08:09Thanks, Poe.

1:08:09 > 1:08:11You're a most useful mammal.

1:08:11 > 1:08:15Many hands make light work. My daddy taught me that.

1:08:15 > 1:08:19You know what my daddy taught me? Nothing.

1:08:19 > 1:08:21Self-educated man.

1:08:24 > 1:08:28Have you found Larkin?

1:08:26 > 1:08:28We've had trouble reaching him.

1:08:28 > 1:08:30Of course you have!

1:08:30 > 1:08:32He's off saving the rainforest,

1:08:32 > 1:08:35or recycling his sandals or some shit!

1:09:07 > 1:09:10Holy shit!

1:09:14 > 1:09:15WHISTLES

1:09:15 > 1:09:17Hey!

1:09:17 > 1:09:19We got company!

1:09:19 > 1:09:21HEY!

1:09:21 > 1:09:25We got company!

1:09:25 > 1:09:27Go get Cyrus.

1:09:28 > 1:09:29Yo, Cyrus!

1:09:34 > 1:09:37How long have we got till they get here?

1:09:37 > 1:09:4110, 12 minutes, tops.

1:09:50 > 1:09:53Hey, what's your name? Want to play?

1:09:53 > 1:09:55GIGGLES

1:10:04 > 1:10:07Nice jet. You can take Cindino and leave the rest

1:10:07 > 1:10:09to rot, for all I care.

1:10:09 > 1:10:11You fire that weapon,

1:10:11 > 1:10:1620 pissed-off prisoners are gonna hear it. Comprende ese?

1:10:18 > 1:10:21Hooray for the sounds of fucking silence!

1:10:21 > 1:10:23Freeze!

1:10:41 > 1:10:43You're Cameron Poe.

1:10:43 > 1:10:46That's right.

1:10:44 > 1:10:46I'm Larkin.

1:10:45 > 1:10:46Hello, Larkin.

1:10:46 > 1:10:48I got your message.

1:10:48 > 1:10:52Where are the troops?

1:10:49 > 1:10:52They'll be here.

1:10:50 > 1:10:52They'll be here?!

1:10:52 > 1:10:54Uh-huh. In a minute.

1:10:54 > 1:10:58Listen, Poe. Can I lower this?

1:10:58 > 1:11:00Go ahead.

1:11:00 > 1:11:04Are you gonna lower yours?

1:11:01 > 1:11:04Sorry. There's only two men I trust.

1:11:04 > 1:11:07One of them's me, the other's not you.

1:11:07 > 1:11:11Cindino was running a drag on everyone.

1:11:11 > 1:11:13Yeah.

1:11:13 > 1:11:17If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust?

1:11:17 > 1:11:19That was a joke.

1:11:19 > 1:11:23I'm glad you told me. Now I gotta get back to the plane.

1:11:23 > 1:11:26You're a free man, Poe. What are you doing?

1:11:26 > 1:11:30I can't trade a friend's life for my own.

1:11:30 > 1:11:33You got a friend on board? I knew I was right about you.

1:11:33 > 1:11:36I read your file. You're not a bad guy,

1:11:36 > 1:11:39just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

1:11:39 > 1:11:41Goodbye, Larkin.

1:11:42 > 1:11:44I spoke to your wife!

1:11:51 > 1:11:53In person?

1:11:53 > 1:11:54In person.

1:11:54 > 1:11:57And your little girl.

1:11:59 > 1:12:02You...saw Casey?

1:12:02 > 1:12:04Uh-huh.

1:12:06 > 1:12:08If this thing goes bad, Larkin,

1:12:08 > 1:12:11I'm afraid my daughter won't understand.

1:12:11 > 1:12:14If you talk to my wife again,

1:12:14 > 1:12:16you tell her...

1:12:16 > 1:12:19I love her.

1:12:19 > 1:12:21She's my Hummingbird.

1:12:22 > 1:12:27But... I couldn't leave a fallen man behind.

1:12:28 > 1:12:32You'll do that for me, won't you, Larkin?

1:12:32 > 1:12:35Sure I will. What are you gonna do for me?

1:12:35 > 1:12:40What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fucking day.

1:12:54 > 1:12:57Go, gentlemen. The cavalry is on its way.

1:12:57 > 1:13:00I want this airplane out now.

1:13:01 > 1:13:03Come on!

1:13:17 > 1:13:21Another ten minutes.

1:13:18 > 1:13:21You said ten minutes ten minutes ago.

1:13:24 > 1:13:28Hello, Bob. Want to come over for dinner?

1:13:30 > 1:13:32Are you sick?

1:13:33 > 1:13:35Why do you ask?

1:13:35 > 1:13:38You look sick.

1:13:38 > 1:13:40I am sick.

1:13:40 > 1:13:41Do you take medicine?

1:13:41 > 1:13:44There is no medicine for what I have.

1:13:44 > 1:13:46Want to sing?

1:13:46 > 1:13:48Sing?

1:13:48 > 1:13:52Do you know He's Got the Whole World in His Hands?

1:13:52 > 1:13:53Yes, I do.

1:13:53 > 1:13:57# He's got the whole world in his hands

1:13:57 > 1:13:59# He's got the whole...

1:13:59 > 1:14:01Come on!

1:14:01 > 1:14:07- BOTH:- # He's got the whole world in his hands

1:14:07 > 1:14:11# He's got the whole wide world in his hands

1:14:11 > 1:14:15# He's got the whole world in his hands

1:14:15 > 1:14:19# He's got the whole world in his hands. #

1:14:36 > 1:14:40The plane is on the ground but it won't be for long.

1:14:40 > 1:14:43Where are you?

1:14:41 > 1:14:43Near the Lerner cut-off.

1:14:43 > 1:14:45Nos vamos!

1:14:48 > 1:14:50HE SPEAKS SPANISH

1:15:12 > 1:15:14Where's Cindino?

1:15:18 > 1:15:20That's my fucking plane!

1:15:37 > 1:15:40No!

1:16:03 > 1:16:04Cyrus!

1:16:04 > 1:16:06Help me!

1:16:09 > 1:16:13You missed your connection.

1:16:11 > 1:16:13We were coming to get you.

1:16:16 > 1:16:18Please!

1:16:18 > 1:16:20- Cy...! - ..onara!

1:16:20 > 1:16:22N-O-O-O-O!!!

1:16:52 > 1:16:54GIGGLES

1:16:58 > 1:17:00Don't kill me!

1:17:00 > 1:17:04I'm not gonna kill you, old-timer. Listen, I need a syringe.

1:17:04 > 1:17:08Oh, no! Drugs will end you, Son!

1:17:08 > 1:17:10Is there a first-aid kit here?

1:17:10 > 1:17:13Try in the fire truck in the bone yard.

1:17:13 > 1:17:17All right, thanks. You just stay here and don't panic.

1:17:17 > 1:17:20It's easy for you to say. You don't need a piss.

1:17:41 > 1:17:45Knowing my audience, I'll make this very simple.

1:17:45 > 1:17:48This is the bone yard. This is the hangar.

1:17:48 > 1:17:52This is our plane.

1:17:50 > 1:17:52What's that?

1:17:52 > 1:17:54That's a rock.

1:17:54 > 1:17:56OK.

1:17:56 > 1:17:59The convoy will enter the bone yard here.

1:17:59 > 1:18:02Initially, we take out the first car,

1:18:02 > 1:18:05then the last, creating a trap, an air-tight cage

1:18:05 > 1:18:09filled with lots and lots of dead people.

1:18:09 > 1:18:13Nathan, set everybody in their position.

1:18:13 > 1:18:15Bring me those propane tanks!

1:18:18 > 1:18:21WHOOPING: Go, girl!

1:18:21 > 1:18:25Get them in there. If they give any trouble, kill them.

1:18:27 > 1:18:29What can I do?

1:18:29 > 1:18:33Take this. Go into the bone yard. Anybody gets through,

1:18:33 > 1:18:35- scratch their eyes out. - You got it.

1:18:57 > 1:18:58WHISTLES

1:19:04 > 1:19:06GAS HISSES

1:19:25 > 1:19:27Come on, little piggies.

1:19:45 > 1:19:48Closer, closer, closer.

1:19:52 > 1:19:54Voila!

1:19:55 > 1:19:57Christ, they'll be slaughtered!

1:19:59 > 1:20:02This is Larkin. Tell your men to fall back.

1:20:02 > 1:20:04Now!

1:20:34 > 1:20:37Come on, you stinking piece of shit car!

1:20:41 > 1:20:43What are you gonna do?

1:20:43 > 1:20:45What you doing?

1:20:46 > 1:20:50Baby-O, it's not exactly mai tais and Yahtzee out here.

1:20:52 > 1:20:54Let's do it!

1:21:06 > 1:21:10You're gonna see what happens now, bitch! Bishop.

1:21:21 > 1:21:23Get the fuck off me!

1:21:23 > 1:21:26I'm gonna bust your ass!

1:21:27 > 1:21:29Leave her alone, man!

1:21:42 > 1:21:44Get behind the truck!

1:21:44 > 1:21:46Get behind the truck!

1:22:04 > 1:22:07When you wake up, I'll be Johnny-24.

1:22:07 > 1:22:09You wanna fight somebody?

1:22:26 > 1:22:28Don't...treat...

1:22:28 > 1:22:31women...like...that!

1:22:33 > 1:22:35Ah, shit!

1:22:39 > 1:22:40Whoa! Whoa!

1:22:42 > 1:22:44Get back to the plane!

1:22:47 > 1:22:49Oh, my God!

1:23:04 > 1:23:05OK!

1:23:05 > 1:23:09- SWAMP THING: - You better get yourself a seat.

1:23:15 > 1:23:16Come on!

1:23:22 > 1:23:25Take it and let's go. Get ready to move.

1:23:32 > 1:23:34We're tied up!

1:23:50 > 1:23:53Now, come on!

1:23:51 > 1:23:53OK, I'm coming.

1:23:56 > 1:23:58Go for the tyres!

1:23:57 > 1:23:58Fuck the tyres!

1:23:58 > 1:24:00I'm going for the pilot!

1:24:11 > 1:24:16Isn't that your car, Malloy?

1:24:13 > 1:24:16It couldn't be. I left mine at the office.

1:24:19 > 1:24:22On any other day, that might seem strange.

1:24:34 > 1:24:35Get her nose up!

1:25:05 > 1:25:07Fuckers!

1:25:07 > 1:25:12When this is over, so are you, you little prick!

1:25:19 > 1:25:21Bye-bye, Bob! Bye-bye!

1:25:26 > 1:25:27ARGH!

1:25:27 > 1:25:29Go, girl!

1:25:31 > 1:25:33# Sweet home Alabama

1:25:33 > 1:25:35All right!

1:25:35 > 1:25:37# Where the skies are so blue

1:25:37 > 1:25:40Define irony.

1:25:40 > 1:25:44Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous

1:25:44 > 1:25:47by a band that died in a plane crash.

1:25:54 > 1:25:59# In Birmingham, they love the governor, ooh, ooh

1:25:59 > 1:26:01# We all did what we could do

1:26:03 > 1:26:08# Now, Watergate Does not bother me

1:26:08 > 1:26:11# Does your conscience bother you?

1:26:11 > 1:26:13# Tell the truth

1:26:13 > 1:26:15# Sweet home Alabama. #

1:26:15 > 1:26:17MUSIC OFF

1:26:19 > 1:26:23Someone alerted the authorities at Carson City.

1:26:23 > 1:26:25Someone told them about

1:26:25 > 1:26:29our Lerner rendezvous. Someone killed poor Billy Bedlam.

1:26:29 > 1:26:33Could this all be coincidence? Perhaps.

1:26:33 > 1:26:38Then someone went and tied a rope to our plane.

1:26:38 > 1:26:44So, I ask you, what is going on? And I answer -

1:26:44 > 1:26:47we have a traitor in our midst.

1:26:47 > 1:26:51Now, how do we flush a traitor? I don't know.

1:26:51 > 1:26:55But at the count of three, I will find out who's on my team

1:26:55 > 1:27:00and who is not. That is one, two...

1:26:58 > 1:27:00Wait! It was me!

1:27:01 > 1:27:03It was me.

1:27:03 > 1:27:06Don't listen. The insulin made him crazy.

1:27:06 > 1:27:10You have been near death the entire trip.

1:27:10 > 1:27:13Motherfucker, it was me.

1:27:12 > 1:27:13He's flipped out.

1:27:13 > 1:27:17It was pretty clever, huh, bitch?

1:27:15 > 1:27:17Jesus!

1:27:17 > 1:27:19No - that's clever!

1:27:22 > 1:27:24- HIGH-PITCHED:- "My daddy is coming home

1:27:24 > 1:27:29"on July 14th. My birthday is July 14th."

1:27:29 > 1:27:33- NORMAL VOICE:- "I'm gonna see my daddy for the first time

1:27:33 > 1:27:38"on July 14th." Make a move and the bunny gets it.

1:27:44 > 1:27:46- Let's take 'em out.- Not yet!

1:27:46 > 1:27:48Fire!

1:27:48 > 1:27:50Goddamn it, Malloy!

1:27:52 > 1:27:53Cease fire!

1:27:53 > 1:27:54Get up here!

1:27:57 > 1:28:00Why are we waiting?

1:27:59 > 1:28:00That is my plane!

1:28:00 > 1:28:02You got it, Agent Malloy?!

1:28:02 > 1:28:05You need me to draw it in crayon, as usual?

1:28:06 > 1:28:08I got a bad feeling, Son,

1:28:08 > 1:28:11like maybe I'm not supposed to make it.

1:28:11 > 1:28:13You're gonna make it.

1:28:15 > 1:28:17Cyrus Grissom, this is Vince Larkin.

1:28:17 > 1:28:22We will shoot the plane down if you do not respond now!

1:28:23 > 1:28:27All I can think about is like there ain't no God.

1:28:27 > 1:28:29He don't exist.

1:28:31 > 1:28:34Hey, where you going?

1:28:34 > 1:28:36I'm gonna show you God does exist.

1:28:42 > 1:28:44Fire!

1:28:44 > 1:28:46You son of a bitch!

1:28:46 > 1:28:48CEASE FIRE!

1:28:48 > 1:28:49Yes!

1:28:52 > 1:28:54Freeze, little big boy!

1:29:05 > 1:29:09Switch to missile.

1:29:06 > 1:29:09Roger that. Arming missiles.

1:29:09 > 1:29:12Malloy, don't you do it! Get in his way.

1:29:12 > 1:29:13Shit!

1:29:15 > 1:29:18What are you doing, Larkin?

1:29:16 > 1:29:18I got no move, sir.

1:29:18 > 1:29:19Stupid bastard!

1:29:22 > 1:29:23YELLS

1:29:27 > 1:29:28YELPS

1:29:30 > 1:29:32No! Poe!

1:29:32 > 1:29:34Land this thing!

1:29:35 > 1:29:39Where's the Virus?

1:29:37 > 1:29:39I'm the new captain. Put this down.

1:29:39 > 1:29:41Target is locked, sir.

1:29:41 > 1:29:42Oh, yeah!

1:29:42 > 1:29:46Don't do it! "Don't shoot!"

1:29:44 > 1:29:46Don't fire.

1:29:46 > 1:29:47Who is this?

1:29:47 > 1:29:50- This is Cameron Poe.- Yes!

1:29:50 > 1:29:52POE!!

1:29:54 > 1:29:56POE!

1:29:56 > 1:30:01I repeat, target is locked, sir.

1:29:58 > 1:30:01Malloy, he's got the plane!

1:30:01 > 1:30:05We're not over civilian population. Now's the time, sir.

1:30:05 > 1:30:08- Don't fire. - Malloy, listen! He's a friend!

1:30:08 > 1:30:11He's just trying to get home. Don't fire!

1:30:11 > 1:30:12Now's the time, sir.

1:30:15 > 1:30:17- Hold fire.- Sir?

1:30:17 > 1:30:19- I said hold fire!- Thank you.

1:30:23 > 1:30:26Poe!

1:30:26 > 1:30:28POE!

1:30:28 > 1:30:31Cyrus!

1:30:29 > 1:30:31What?

1:30:36 > 1:30:39All right, Poe, the Las Vegas Airport.

1:30:39 > 1:30:41It's past the strip. See it?

1:30:41 > 1:30:44Well, viva Las Vegas.

1:30:44 > 1:30:46You can make it.

1:30:46 > 1:30:48"All the runways are cleared."

1:30:48 > 1:30:50Can you put this down?

1:30:50 > 1:30:52Listen here, big daddy.

1:30:52 > 1:30:55We got one engine shot to shit, zero fuel.

1:30:55 > 1:30:56'We're dropping too fast.'

1:30:56 > 1:31:02The strip's where I'm gonna land. Only the word is...crash.

1:31:02 > 1:31:05'Should have shot him down over the desert.'

1:31:05 > 1:31:07Casualties will be enormous.

1:31:13 > 1:31:17Strap in, ladies. We're going for a night out in Vegas.

1:31:19 > 1:31:21# He's got the whole world

1:31:21 > 1:31:23# In his hands

1:31:23 > 1:31:27# He's got the whole world in his hands

1:31:27 > 1:31:31# He's got the whole wide world... #

1:31:28 > 1:31:31Shut the fuck up! We're gonna die!

1:31:33 > 1:31:37Can he make it to the airport?

1:31:35 > 1:31:37"No way, sir."

1:31:39 > 1:31:40Ohh!

1:31:40 > 1:31:44We need police cars, fire engines, emergency services.

1:31:44 > 1:31:46'Anybody who knows CPR.'

1:31:51 > 1:31:52SCREAMING

1:31:52 > 1:31:54Whoo!

1:32:02 > 1:32:04Oh, this is beautiful!

1:32:08 > 1:32:10Wake up, Cyrus!

1:32:10 > 1:32:12# In his hands

1:32:12 > 1:32:14BRAKES SQUEAL

1:32:15 > 1:32:17ARGH!

1:32:18 > 1:32:19# Little bitty baby... #

1:32:28 > 1:32:29Cyrus, wake up!

1:32:35 > 1:32:37Stay with me!

1:32:42 > 1:32:46'Will the driver of the Corvette move your car

1:32:46 > 1:32:47'or it will be towed.'

1:32:47 > 1:32:50We are shit out of road. I'm outta here!

1:33:02 > 1:33:06Before I kill you, Poe, I just wanted you to know

1:33:06 > 1:33:09that the last thing that Casey ever gets to smell

1:33:09 > 1:33:12will be my stinking breath!

1:33:33 > 1:33:34AAARGH!

1:33:47 > 1:33:50POLICE SIRENS

1:33:54 > 1:33:56Freeze!

1:33:56 > 1:33:58OK, lady. Hold it right there.

1:34:06 > 1:34:08COUGHS

1:34:32 > 1:34:37How am I doing, Son?

1:34:34 > 1:34:37You're doing fine.

1:34:39 > 1:34:41Ow!

1:34:49 > 1:34:53Check you out at the hospital. You'll be fine!

1:35:15 > 1:35:18This one's dead.

1:35:16 > 1:35:18We better get him out of here.

1:35:22 > 1:35:28What are you gonna do now?

1:35:23 > 1:35:28I started this day with a party to get to. I'm gonna get to it.

1:35:35 > 1:35:37Thank you.

1:35:37 > 1:35:39Take care, Sally Bishop.

1:35:41 > 1:35:43Hey, Poe.

1:35:44 > 1:35:46Next time, take the bus.

1:35:53 > 1:35:55Come on, sweetie. Go with your mom.

1:36:04 > 1:36:05Cyrus!

1:36:05 > 1:36:07Grissom!

1:36:27 > 1:36:29Yeah!

1:36:36 > 1:36:37Look out!

1:37:02 > 1:37:04Come get it! Come on!

1:37:05 > 1:37:06- That gun work?- Yeah.

1:37:06 > 1:37:09Then shoot that piece of shit!

1:37:23 > 1:37:25ARGH!

1:37:34 > 1:37:36AAARGH!

1:37:39 > 1:37:41Jesus!

1:38:12 > 1:38:13AAARGH!

1:38:16 > 1:38:18AAARGH!

1:38:29 > 1:38:31ARGH!

1:38:32 > 1:38:35What the hell is that?!

1:38:34 > 1:38:35You pull over!

1:38:35 > 1:38:37Sure! How about this?

1:38:44 > 1:38:48You ain't getting near my daughter. Buckle up!

1:38:50 > 1:38:52ARGH!

1:39:06 > 1:39:09ARGH!

1:39:09 > 1:39:11ENGINE STALLS

1:39:16 > 1:39:18AAAARGH!!

1:39:43 > 1:39:46GROANS

1:40:24 > 1:40:26Get a bag!

1:40:26 > 1:40:28LAUGHTER

1:40:30 > 1:40:35Just so as you know, Marshal Larkin, there's now three men I trust.

1:40:35 > 1:40:37Am I one of them?

1:40:47 > 1:40:50This is a weird thing to be in a plane full of hard asses.

1:40:50 > 1:40:54Are you OK?

1:40:51 > 1:40:54No.

1:40:53 > 1:40:54Good. I'm glad

1:40:54 > 1:40:58we didn't shoot it down.

1:40:56 > 1:40:58It worked out better this way.

1:40:59 > 1:41:01Listen, I...

1:41:01 > 1:41:05I want to apologise about the car.

1:41:05 > 1:41:08I know a good body shop in Fresno, if it's insured.

1:41:08 > 1:41:12I was bored with that car anyway.

1:41:10 > 1:41:12It worked out nicely then.

1:41:22 > 1:41:26# How do I get through

1:41:26 > 1:41:28# All night without you?

1:41:28 > 1:41:33# If I had to live without you

1:41:33 > 1:41:36# What kind of life would that be?

1:41:37 > 1:41:39# All night

1:41:39 > 1:41:42# I need you in my arms, need you to hold

1:41:42 > 1:41:45Hello, Cameron.

1:41:46 > 1:41:48Hello, Hummingbird.

1:41:48 > 1:41:51# If you ever leave

1:41:52 > 1:41:55I meant to get a haircut.

1:41:55 > 1:41:59# Everything good in my life

1:41:59 > 1:42:02I got a present for you, Casey.

1:42:05 > 1:42:07# Mmm, without you

1:42:07 > 1:42:08A little dirty.

1:42:08 > 1:42:11Casey, take your daddy's present.

1:42:11 > 1:42:14No, no, honey. That's OK.

1:42:17 > 1:42:19I got a picture.

1:42:19 > 1:42:22A picture of you.

1:42:22 > 1:42:25I've got a picture of you too.

1:42:25 > 1:42:28# Baby, I don't know what I would do

1:42:28 > 1:42:31# I'd be lost if I lost you

1:42:31 > 1:42:34# If you ever leave

1:42:36 > 1:42:39Happy birthday, darling.

1:42:39 > 1:42:43# Take away everything real in my life

1:42:45 > 1:42:48# And tell me now

1:42:48 > 1:42:52# How do I live without you?

1:42:52 > 1:42:54# I want to know

1:42:54 > 1:42:56# How do I breathe

1:42:56 > 1:43:00# Without you, if you ever go?

1:43:00 > 1:43:07# How do I ever, ever survive... #

1:43:10 > 1:43:16New shooter coming out. Does the new shooter feel lucky?

1:43:16 > 1:43:18Yes. Yes, he does.

1:43:23 > 1:43:26# Big wheels keep on turning

1:43:28 > 1:43:31# To carry me home To see my kin

1:43:32 > 1:43:35# Singing songs about the south land

1:43:38 > 1:43:40# I miss ole 'Bamy once again

1:43:40 > 1:43:43# And I think it's a sin

1:43:43 > 1:43:46# Sweet home Alabama

1:43:48 > 1:43:50# Where the skies are so blue

1:43:51 > 1:43:54# Sweet home Alabama

1:43:55 > 1:43:58# Lord, I'm coming home to you

1:44:00 > 1:44:03# Sweet home Alabama

1:44:03 > 1:44:05# Oh, sweet home

1:44:05 > 1:44:07# Where the skies are so blue

1:44:07 > 1:44:10# And they tell me it's true

1:44:10 > 1:44:12# Sweet home Alabama

1:44:12 > 1:44:14# Lord... #

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