0:00:03 > 0:00:09This film contains strong language, some violent scenes,
0:00:09 > 0:00:13and some scenes of a sexual nature.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- You've heard about sex?- Sure!
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- I've discovered why sex IS. - You have? Fantastic!
0:02:15 > 0:02:20- It's because humans don't live underwater.- I don't get it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Fish don't need sex, because they fertilise their eggs in the water.
0:02:25 > 0:02:31Humans can't do that, because they don't live underwater.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35They have to internalise water. So, we have sex.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39So, humans wouldn't have sex if they lived underwater?
0:02:39 > 0:02:47- They'd have a kind of sex, but the kind where you don't touch. - I like that idea!
0:02:47 > 0:02:54- Have you heard of scuba diving? It's new.- Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.- Exactly.
0:02:56 > 0:03:02- Are you thinking what I'M thinking? - Yeah. YOU ask her.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11Raffaella, will you have sex with us in a bath? It's an experiment.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Are you kidding? Fuck off, freaks!
0:03:15 > 0:03:22I'm telling my father you talk dirty. Besides, I know for a fact, you don't even know what "fuck" is!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34They're so different! And all because we don't live underwater.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41The morculum is working superbly.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Shall I insert the manticulator? - Please.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51What's the diagnosis?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Intra-ovular surgery.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Where did you get that instrument?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- We had it made for us.- Really!
0:04:51 > 0:04:56It might be fine for a cadaver, but it won't work with a living patient!
0:05:02 > 0:05:10To our fabulous twins, who have, as mere undergraduates, already brought us glory.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15HEAR, HEAR! < And here it is...
0:05:15 > 0:05:21..in solid gold! Well, er... solid gold plate, that is.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24The Mantle Retractor,
0:05:24 > 0:05:30which is now the standard of the industry. Here's to a brilliant future!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Here it is!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- That's wonderful!- Yeah!
0:06:01 > 0:06:08- They got the pivot pin in backwards. - Bev, you should've been there. - I WAS!
0:06:24 > 0:06:30- Well? Are all the necessary parts there, doc?- Yes, they are.
0:06:30 > 0:06:36- Though there are a couple of extra ones that shouldn't be.- Not funny!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Er, no...I wasn't joking.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Will you excuse me? I'll be right back.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Elly, I want you to look at this before you go.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11I'm late, Bev. If I fuck up with the chairman's wife,
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- we lose the grant. - She's a trifurcate!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I'll be down soon. It's Dr Mantle.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Is this Claire Niveau?- Yeah.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- THE Claire Niveau?- Yeah. - Ooh! What's she doing here?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36A mini-series. She has three agents and a bodyguard in the waiting room!
0:07:36 > 0:07:42- Life is empty without children. - How did you know? - Everyone knows that!
0:07:42 > 0:07:47National Enquirer - "Star's life empty without children."
0:07:47 > 0:07:53- I hope The National Enquirer can make her fertile, because- I- can't!
0:07:53 > 0:07:59- We'll have to see what- I- can do. - What about the chairman's wife?
0:08:01 > 0:08:06I guess la bella Contessa will have to wait!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Right! Let's take another look.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Yes...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28That's fantastic!
0:08:28 > 0:08:35- No one's ever said that about the INSIDE of my body before!- Surely you've heard of inner beauty?
0:08:39 > 0:08:46There should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies - best spleen,
0:08:46 > 0:08:53most perfectly-developed kidneys. We should have standards of beauty for the entire human body.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Inside and out.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I have a feeling YOU do!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- I'll tell him to fuck off. - Don't! I need the work.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07This mini-series is paying absolute peanuts.
0:09:07 > 0:09:13- You don't need to be humiliated. - I've decided... I WANT to be humiliated!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Tell me about my uterus.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21HE COUGHS
0:09:23 > 0:09:26It has three doorways,
0:09:26 > 0:09:32three cervixes, leading into three compartments in your uterus. Fabulously rare.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Any trouble with your periods?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Listen...I'll be late for the meeting. You'll be OK?
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Goodbye, Leo. Remember, I need the humiliation as well as the money!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I almost never HAVE periods.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Once or twice a year.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Not very enthusiastic ones.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Could I have triplets? One in each compartment?
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- No. It doesn't work like that. - Really?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13How DOES it work?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17How did it go with la bella Contessa?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Do we get our grant?
0:10:21 > 0:10:26You were great! Seductive and charming, as usual(!)
0:10:28 > 0:10:31And I think you got your grant.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Hey! Wait a minute. What's this I hear?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- It's for US, not just me. For Mantle Inc.- Yes, yes.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Did she catch on?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Hmm!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54"Ah, Contessa,
0:10:54 > 0:10:58"you're looking so... Catherine Deneuve, tonight.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03"And how is Marcello?
0:11:03 > 0:11:08"Due capuccini, per favore. And quickly!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12"The countess is a tigress until she's got her caffeine."
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Hey, come on!
0:11:18 > 0:11:23- I'm not THAT bad!- You're a little bit smoother in real life!
0:11:24 > 0:11:30- And the movie star - how was she? - She's expecting you for lunch tomorrow.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33So you'll find out for yourself.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38- Oh, no...!- Oh, YES!
0:11:38 > 0:11:45It's all set up. The production's rented her this little apartment in Rosedale.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48She'll just be getting out of bed.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51All cosy and warm.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Oh, Elly, the clinic's booked to the hilt.
0:11:56 > 0:12:02- We've got to pay the rent. - I'll take your patients.- Oh, yes!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I want you to go.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Bev, you've got to try the movie star.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12She's unbelievable!
0:12:15 > 0:12:20Don't worry. You'll be all right. Just do ME!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58What did you do to me, last night?
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- I'm still vibrating all over! - I learned it from books.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13I wish more men would read those books!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Drink?- No, thanks.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Well, doc...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54..what's the prognosis?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Can I have a baby...or can't I?
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- You're asking me, NOW?- You said the results would be back today.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21There's no chance of you bearing children.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I'm not surprised.
0:14:33 > 0:14:40- You've been tested before. - They said I wouldn't have an easy time getting pregnant.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43But I've been taking...
0:14:43 > 0:14:46..hormone injections.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52And I've been extremely promiscuous!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I've never...
0:14:54 > 0:15:00..used contraceptives. I've never even thought contraceptive thoughts.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06There are other reasons for not sleeping with just...anybody.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11That's true. I never thought of that.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Oh, of course, you...
0:15:16 > 0:15:20..had a chance to...check me out...
0:15:20 > 0:15:25..thoroughly... before you jumped on me.
0:15:25 > 0:15:31- Are you that careful? Do you only have affairs with patients? - I was concerned...
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Am I bad? Is that it?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37You gonna spank me, doc?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40It hadn't occurred to me.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46I've been bad! I need to be punished.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I need to be punished.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59LOUD SOBBING
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Danuta?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Danuta! DANUTA!
0:16:16 > 0:16:22Let's splash some cold water on your face. You'll feel much better.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Elly!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- What happened? - Thank God you're back, Bev!
0:16:33 > 0:16:38I'm no good with the serious ones. Why ARE you back?
0:16:38 > 0:16:43I'm just no good with the FRIVOLOUS ones!
0:16:43 > 0:16:49All she wanted was a little slap on the arse, Bev. Yeah?
0:16:49 > 0:16:55Yeah...! I wondered what the fuck my brother had got us into, behind my back!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58She's an actress. She's a flake!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Plays games all the time. You never know who she REALLY is.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Yeah.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I can see that.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11You CAN?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yeah!
0:17:13 > 0:17:18When will you see her again? She's called the clinic five times!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22I don't know. Perhaps YOU'D better go.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Wait a minute!
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- This is serious!- No, it's not. - Yes, it IS!
0:17:31 > 0:17:38- If we didn't share women, you'd still be a virgin!- No.- You'd NEVER get laid.- I don't get out much.
0:17:41 > 0:17:48- The beauty of our business, is that you don't HAVE to get out, to meet women.- I can't do that. It's not...
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Ethical?- No!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54It's not SAFE.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- Well, if you DON'T go and see her... - What?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- I- will!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06And I'll tell her I'm YOU.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09And I'll do terrible things to her.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14What sort of terrible things?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58God...!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Doctor...you've CURED me...!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32SHE SOBS
0:19:32 > 0:19:35What's the matter?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I'll never get pregnant.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I'll never have children.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55When I'm dead, I'll just be dead.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06I'll really never have been a woman at all. Just a girl.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08A little girl.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13You could always adopt a baby.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19It wouldn't be the same. It wouldn't be part of my body.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Yes, that's true.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Don't tell! Please don't tell...
0:20:26 > 0:20:31anybody about me. Please don't tell.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37I'm so vulnerable. I'm slashed open.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Who would I tell? Eh?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Who would I tell?
0:20:48 > 0:20:53'And with that seal of approval, our fifth bubbly season gets underway.'
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Hey, hey!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's the swinger!
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- Yeah! Hi!- So?
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Er, so, uh...it was nice!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15She's a little crazy, but...sweet.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Tell me all about it.- Later.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23No, NOW! You might forget something later.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Some yummy detail! - I don't want to tell you about it.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30You don't WHAT?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I want to keep it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38For myself.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Listen! You haven't had any experience until I've had it, too.
0:21:49 > 0:21:57- You haven't fucked Claire until you tell ME about it! - Then I haven't fucked her.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- There's no point to this discussion, Arlene.- There IS a point.
0:22:05 > 0:22:11There definitely is. You started with me and won't carry through.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14And...we have a relationship!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17But you test out fine!
0:22:20 > 0:22:25Your husband is the problem. And he probably just needs a sperm wash.
0:22:25 > 0:22:31- If it's only a matter of laundry, why not do it?- We don't do husbands!
0:22:31 > 0:22:37We do female infertility. We do women. That's our speciality.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42I AM a woman! And I want you to take care of me. I trust you.
0:22:42 > 0:22:48It's hard enough to find someone in the medical profession to trust.
0:22:48 > 0:22:56Arlene, that's...that's wonderful. That's...really wonderful. But we don't do husbands.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01And we don't deliver babies. We make women fertile. That's ALL!
0:23:04 > 0:23:10To achieve things in life, one has to keep life simple. Don't you think?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Irrigation.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20It's an exaggeration to say that we can make new Fallopian tubes
0:23:20 > 0:23:23using just anything that's handy.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Those tubes are highly specialised little organs.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34But with the kind of help we can offer the process,
0:23:34 > 0:23:38it is possible to modify several other organs.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40The odd vein,
0:23:40 > 0:23:45or, as today, we're using a femoral lymphatic vessel,
0:23:45 > 0:23:52to take over the function of conveying the egg from the ovary to the uterus.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07What are you taking?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Let me see... "Dextro-amphetamine resin,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14"dosage form - capsules,
0:24:14 > 0:24:18"7.5 milligrams. Use - short term treatment of obesity.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22"Minor side effects - dry mouth, palpitations,
0:24:22 > 0:24:26"restlessness, unpleasant taste in mouth.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29"MAJOR side effects...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39"..sleeplessness,
0:24:39 > 0:24:42"rapid heartbeat,
0:24:42 > 0:24:44"euphoria."
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Do you want one?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Where'd you learn all that?
0:24:53 > 0:24:59The Physician's Desk Reference is my favourite bedside reading. As a matter of fact,
0:24:59 > 0:25:05they tell me there's a high incidence of drug use amongst doctors.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- Is that true?- Yup. - Do you take drugs?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Nope. Well, for pain.
0:25:16 > 0:25:22Pain creates character distortion. It's simply not necessary.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm often in a lot of pain.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31What kind of pain?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I think...
0:25:36 > 0:25:38..psychosexual.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45I'd say that was a pretty astute diagnosis!
0:25:45 > 0:25:51But I wouldn't recommend you using those for THAT. Who prescribed them?
0:25:52 > 0:25:57When you become a famous actress, doctors are...
0:25:57 > 0:25:58..friendly.
0:26:02 > 0:26:08Will you do me a favour? Will you allow ME to do the prescribing for you?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Thanks, Arthur.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- You forgot to sign this, Dr Mantle. - Oh.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Sorry.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Actually, my name's Dennis.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Sorry! I always get you confused.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Bye, again!
0:26:32 > 0:26:39If I played squash now, Terry, I'd be dead! I may win, but I'd be dead at the end!
0:26:41 > 0:26:46- Tired?- Yeah! That one was rough. Were you there?- I'll watch the tape.
0:26:46 > 0:26:51I'll need it to get the FT paper in shape. Boston's yelling for it.
0:26:51 > 0:26:58Hello, Mary. Then I'll just need your tissue rejection data. How's it going?
0:26:58 > 0:27:06- I'LL write the paper next time and YOU collect the data.- Sure! Do you want to see how it's shaping up?- No.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09I trust you to make us look good!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- I'm exhausted!- Too exhausted to see Claire tonight?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21No! Never!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- You'll need these.- What's that?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Butazamine.
0:27:29 > 0:27:37- She's heard that it makes sex come on like Nagasaki! - You're not feeding her pills?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Listen, baby brother...
0:27:39 > 0:27:44I've got her number. She's hustling us for drugs!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47I don't think that's true at all!
0:27:47 > 0:27:51- I think we should drop her, Bev. - YOU drop her!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Oh.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02This is unknown territory for us.
0:28:04 > 0:28:10- "We may be handcuffed together, but I don't have to LIKE you!" - "Handcuffs?
0:28:10 > 0:28:14"You don't get it, do you? Listen, honeymud,
0:28:14 > 0:28:18"we're on the run. Until we find the release code,
0:28:18 > 0:28:24"we'll get to know each other well! We'd better learn to like what we see!"
0:28:25 > 0:28:27You're very self-conscious.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Just loosen up...and play!
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Come on.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Didn't you do routines, as a kid? Impersonations?
0:28:42 > 0:28:46The only impersonation I did was of my brother!
0:28:47 > 0:28:50I didn't know you HAD a brother!
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Yeah.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56We're not very close.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00Beverly... That's a woman's name.
0:29:01 > 0:29:07- Why did your mom give you a woman's name?- It's not! It's spelt differently.
0:29:07 > 0:29:13But it's still a woman's name. Does your brother have one, too?
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Merian, spelled with an "e", and an "a"?
0:29:16 > 0:29:20What are you trying to suggest? That I'm gay?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23That my mother wanted girls?
0:29:23 > 0:29:27What the fuck is this bullshit psychoanalysis?!
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Listen, doctor...
0:29:38 > 0:29:42I think there's something wrong with you.
0:29:42 > 0:29:47I don't know what it is. I can't put a label on it, but...
0:29:47 > 0:29:50you're subtly...
0:29:50 > 0:29:52I don't know...
0:29:52 > 0:29:54schizophrenic...
0:29:54 > 0:29:57or something.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Sometimes, I like you very much.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09And sometimes, you're an amusing lay, not much more.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16I can't figure it out. Why?
0:30:33 > 0:30:34Beverly...
0:30:37 > 0:30:40One for you.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45One for me.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Please come this way.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08My dear!
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Sit down, have a drink, and tell me EVERYTHING!
0:31:15 > 0:31:21- I'm not sure I KNOW everything. - You could start with all I've heard
0:31:21 > 0:31:26- about you and the Mantle boys. - What do you mean?
0:31:27 > 0:31:32Claire, it's me, Laura. Please don't be coy, it's tedious!
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Dear Beverly...dear Elliot.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42Some say they can't tell them apart!
0:31:42 > 0:31:45But not me. It's obvious to me, that...
0:31:47 > 0:31:52Before I say anything gauche, you'd better say which one you're seeing.
0:31:52 > 0:31:58- There's two of them? - Don't be an ass, dear! Of course there are.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01They're twins, dear!
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Identical twins.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09My dear! You've gone absolutely pale!
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Have I SAID something?
0:32:12 > 0:32:16Not at all. Where's that waiter? I want coffee.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20How sick-making.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24I have said something, haven't I?
0:32:24 > 0:32:27I could get fond of Butazamine!
0:32:29 > 0:32:32OO-OOH...!
0:32:38 > 0:32:39Beverly?
0:32:40 > 0:32:45Why haven't you told me that your brother isn't just a brother?
0:32:45 > 0:32:49- Ah! That! Ah!- Yes, that.
0:32:49 > 0:32:54It never occurred to me. I mean, he IS just a brother.
0:32:54 > 0:32:58- Um...is it important? - Is it important?
0:32:59 > 0:33:04- I've heard you live together in the same apartment.- Yeah, that's true.
0:33:04 > 0:33:08- We both like Italian furniture! - God...!
0:33:08 > 0:33:12- Do you sleep in the same bed? - Come on!
0:33:12 > 0:33:15YOU come on! You told me...
0:33:15 > 0:33:18..you and your brother weren't close.
0:33:18 > 0:33:24And now, I find out, not only are you identical twins,
0:33:24 > 0:33:27but you live together,
0:33:27 > 0:33:29in the same apartment.
0:33:32 > 0:33:36What's he like, your twin?
0:33:41 > 0:33:46Well, I mean... of course, he looks a lot like me!
0:33:46 > 0:33:50Are you identical... psychologically?
0:33:51 > 0:33:52Um...
0:33:52 > 0:33:55No, I wouldn't say that!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58When can I meet him?
0:33:58 > 0:34:02You can't! I mean... you don't want to.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11But, Beverly, don't you understand?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15I HAVE to meet him!
0:34:15 > 0:34:19- Why?- I have to know everything about you.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23I don't think it's a good idea!
0:34:23 > 0:34:27You don't want me to meet your twin. Why is that?
0:34:27 > 0:34:34- It's difficult. Very difficult! - That's it! I want to know WHY it's difficult.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38- My button...!- It's important to me.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50I suppose I could arrange for you and...
0:34:52 > 0:34:56..Elliot...to have a drink together.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00Uh-uh! Nix! No good!
0:35:00 > 0:35:01Why?
0:35:04 > 0:35:08I want to see you two, together.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14INAUDIBLE
0:35:15 > 0:35:18..But he's going to have to, in the end.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25- There you are!- Here I am. I've been looking forward to this.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29Well! Er...Claire Niveau...
0:35:29 > 0:35:33- ..this is my brother, Elliot. - Hi, Claire!
0:35:33 > 0:35:41- I hope Bev told you what a fan I am of yours!- No, he hasn't. He hasn't mentioned you at all.- Really?
0:35:41 > 0:35:47- That's not very flattering! - Well...are you going to sit down?
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Yes, I am.
0:35:56 > 0:36:03I feel a fool! I'm the only woman in town who hasn't heard of the Mantle twins!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06What are you drinking?
0:36:06 > 0:36:12Nothing. I want to be very sober right now. I want to be very clear.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22There really is no telling you apart.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Identical in every respect.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27I'm a couple of millimetres taller!
0:36:30 > 0:36:37I bet someone who knew you both - how shall I put it - knew you both really well,
0:36:37 > 0:36:44- could tell the difference. Without measuring your height, I mean. - What do you mean?
0:36:44 > 0:36:48Beverly's the sweet one, and you're the shit!
0:36:48 > 0:36:53- This is some feisty lady you've found!- Let's be frank.
0:36:53 > 0:36:58OK, Elliot? Ease up on the bullshit. You can be honest with me.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- After all, I am laying BOTH of you! - Now...!
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- Hang on...!- It's a sweet little act!
0:37:05 > 0:37:11You soften them up with the smarm, then Dracula comes to polish 'em off!
0:37:14 > 0:37:21- No,- I- fucked you first, but I gave you to him because you weren't very good.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23God...! Claire...!
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Let me explain.- You absolute shit!
0:37:27 > 0:37:31Explain what? EXPLAIN WHAT? Listen.
0:37:31 > 0:37:37I've been around. I've seen creepy things in the movie business.
0:37:37 > 0:37:42- This is the most disgusting thing that's happened to me!- I doubt that.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45What is it with you? You can't get it up
0:37:45 > 0:37:51- unless little brother's watching? - I said it was a bad idea.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Really stupid! I'm leaving. - Don't bother.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06That solves THAT little problem!
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Jesus, Bev!
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Hey!
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- What's going on? - I don't know. I'm, er...
0:38:15 > 0:38:18a bit upset.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Listen, I'll go and catch up with her.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- I'll say it was all my fault.- No!
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Leave her alone!
0:38:32 > 0:38:34I'll sort it out.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38I give you the winner of the 1988 Feldman award -
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Dr Elliot Mantle!
0:38:56 > 0:39:04All of us know how important it is for a practitioner to receive the recognition of his peers.
0:39:04 > 0:39:11However, I feel that this award tonight is not really for me,
0:39:11 > 0:39:14but rather for those women
0:39:14 > 0:39:18who provided that most precious thing -
0:39:18 > 0:39:20the gift of life.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- I want to thank Dr Lawson...- Hi!
0:39:32 > 0:39:36..who gave me time to pursue my own research.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40But, most of all, I want to thank my brother...
0:39:40 > 0:39:45..my partner, Dr Beverly Mantle,
0:39:45 > 0:39:51- who, true to form, is not here, basking in glory...- Take mine.
0:39:51 > 0:39:59- He's hard at work at the clinic, gathering the data, which... - Not true! NOT TRUE! I'M HERE!
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Sorry!
0:40:09 > 0:40:14I see Beverly has been doing some basking, after all!
0:40:14 > 0:40:16And he has a lot to celebrate.
0:40:16 > 0:40:22He has been recognised as one of North America's leading clinicians.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Dr Beverly Mantle!
0:40:24 > 0:40:29- You all right?- I've had a lot to drink, but I want to say something.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32I want to say something... MICROPHONE SCREECHES
0:40:33 > 0:40:36I just want to say something.
0:40:36 > 0:40:41There's been a fraud perpetrated here tonight.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47The whole thing's a fraud!
0:40:49 > 0:40:52HE'S Beverly, and I'M Elliot!
0:40:53 > 0:40:59- Just say thank you, and get off! - No! I want to say something else!
0:40:59 > 0:41:04A lot of you are probably wondering how we divide the work.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06It's like this...
0:41:08 > 0:41:11I slave over the hot snatches...
0:41:11 > 0:41:17- AUDIENCE GASPS And Elliot...makes the speeches! - (For God's sake!)
0:41:17 > 0:41:25I do everything for those bimbos except stick it in them! HORRIFIED GASPS
0:41:28 > 0:41:33He's clearly been celebrating! And who can blame him? Thank you!
0:41:37 > 0:41:39ALARM RINGS
0:41:52 > 0:41:55I'm sorry about the catastrophe!
0:41:55 > 0:42:00I did have to smooth a few ruffled feathers this morning!
0:42:00 > 0:42:03But now, baby brother,
0:42:03 > 0:42:06for the good news.
0:42:06 > 0:42:11Lawson offered me the associate professorship at the hospital.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14- Vodka martini.- Thank you, Sean.
0:42:15 > 0:42:20- Are you going to accept? - Of course I'm going to accept!
0:42:20 > 0:42:28- It's the next step to Chairman. - And the clinic?- As before.- Except you're not there.- Not as much.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34I'm not eating.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38- Are you all right?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:42:43 > 0:42:50- What are those? - Dex. I'm tired. Want one?- No...
0:42:50 > 0:42:55If I can teach and do research, can't you see a few more patients?
0:42:56 > 0:42:59Sure. Why not?
0:42:59 > 0:43:02CHOKING BREATHS
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Good God!
0:43:36 > 0:43:40- I didn't know you were here! - Shh! Elliot's asleep.
0:43:40 > 0:43:47- His plane doesn't go till noon. - I didn't realise you two were so friendly.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50We're NOT so friendly.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56You going to take a shower?
0:43:56 > 0:43:58Um...
0:43:58 > 0:44:03No, I, er... You go ahead.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07OK... See ya!
0:44:12 > 0:44:17It seems so...cold and empty.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21Call it empty, or call it clean, sculptural.
0:44:21 > 0:44:26It's a question of the individual nervous system.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29That presupposes we HAVE one.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30Please?
0:44:42 > 0:44:47Uh... Thank you, I'll think about it.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Claire?
0:45:01 > 0:45:02Yes?
0:45:08 > 0:45:09Oh...
0:45:09 > 0:45:12..it's you.
0:45:16 > 0:45:20Or should I say, which one of you is it?
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Please, Claire, don't.
0:45:26 > 0:45:33- You're still doing the mini-series? - Re-shoots. The director didn't know what he was doing.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Well?
0:45:47 > 0:45:51Tell me how sorry you are.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Tell me how much you miss me.
0:45:58 > 0:46:05- My brother and I always shared everything.- I'm not a thing! - I mean people, experiences.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10It's never bothered me before now.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13It's different with me, is it?
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Yes.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Yes, it is.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Is Elliot jealous of me?
0:46:28 > 0:46:32Is he worried I'll steal you from him?
0:46:32 > 0:46:36No! He offered to come and talk to you for me.
0:46:36 > 0:46:42- To patch things up. - That would have been amusing! Why didn't he?
0:46:42 > 0:46:45I wouldn't let him.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49Were you afraid I'd like him as much as you?
0:46:49 > 0:46:52Or maybe...
0:46:52 > 0:46:55when it came down to it...
0:46:58 > 0:47:02- I couldn't see the difference. - No!
0:47:02 > 0:47:05It doesn't work that way between us!
0:47:05 > 0:47:07I think it does.
0:47:08 > 0:47:14I think you two have never come to terms with how it works between you.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27(Not while he's here!)
0:47:29 > 0:47:32(I don't want him to see us!)
0:47:32 > 0:47:37All right. I'll just separate you.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Separate us...!
0:47:40 > 0:47:42What do you mean?
0:47:54 > 0:47:56AA-A-H...!
0:47:57 > 0:48:01NO! NO! NO!
0:48:06 > 0:48:09- What happened? - I'm sorry, I was dreaming...
0:48:09 > 0:48:12- What about?- Elliot.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15- What happened?- Don't! Don't!
0:48:15 > 0:48:18- Don't touch...- Come to bed.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20Oh, Claire!
0:48:20 > 0:48:24I don't want to dream that! I can't...
0:48:30 > 0:48:34- Take this.- What's that? - Seconal. You won't dream.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00Don't let me dream that again.
0:49:01 > 0:49:07The message that emerges from the encounters between physician and patient
0:49:07 > 0:49:11is that there's not only a PLACE in the clinic,
0:49:11 > 0:49:16but a DEMAND, for a philosophy that mixes compassionate curiosity
0:49:16 > 0:49:19with social responsibility.
0:49:23 > 0:49:28- I think they'll soon find they'll HAVE to. - DOORBELL
0:49:28 > 0:49:31Yup. Look, David, I've got to go.
0:49:31 > 0:49:35I've got company. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49- Dr Elliot Mantle?- Yes.
0:49:49 > 0:49:55Special order from Escort Embassy. I'm Mimsy...and this is my sister, Coral.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Hi!
0:49:57 > 0:50:00Would you like some of this?
0:50:00 > 0:50:01Sure!
0:50:20 > 0:50:26Listen. So that I know which one of you is which, I'd like you...?
0:50:26 > 0:50:28- Coral.- Coral.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31You call me Elly,
0:50:31 > 0:50:33and you, Mimsy,
0:50:33 > 0:50:36you call me Bev.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Shit!
0:51:02 > 0:51:05It was a near thing. You OK? >
0:51:05 > 0:51:09I thought you were a little shaky > for a second.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15Beverly, it's past nine.
0:51:18 > 0:51:22You're late! You've got to get up.
0:51:22 > 0:51:26- I need something to get me up. - You know where it is.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31Claire...? Call Danuta.
0:51:31 > 0:51:35Tell her to cancel my first three patients.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39I'll never make it.
0:51:50 > 0:51:56- Can't eat. - What's wrong?- I don't know! - If YOU don't know, I do.
0:51:56 > 0:52:02- Too many sleepers last night, that's what.- Look who's talking!
0:52:02 > 0:52:07Maybe you should take a week off. Just stop everything.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10I'm serious.
0:52:10 > 0:52:16- I'll ask Elly when he gets back. I can't do much till then.- He IS back.
0:52:18 > 0:52:23He called for you while you were in the shower.
0:52:23 > 0:52:28- You SPOKE to him? - I couldn't help it, could I?
0:52:28 > 0:52:33I explained that you were staying here with me for a few days.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36How did he react?
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Civilised.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42He apologised for the scene in the bar.
0:52:42 > 0:52:47And I, more or less, accepted his apology.
0:52:47 > 0:52:53- Where are you going?- Leo's in town. I told you about Leo?
0:52:53 > 0:52:58- And my Georgia picture? We're close to a deal.- Claire, don't go. Stay.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Beverly!
0:53:03 > 0:53:06- I can't.- OK.
0:53:13 > 0:53:20- Could you tell me which is the make-up trailer? This one?- Who are you looking for?- Miss Niveau.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23- She's expecting you?- Yes.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34Fascinating stuff!
0:53:34 > 0:53:38Lucky Bev! He gets to rub up against the magic.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41He seems totally uninterested.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44Bev's not into art.
0:53:44 > 0:53:46You ARE?
0:53:46 > 0:53:49I'm into glamour.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52The ART of glamour.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Well, here it is!
0:53:55 > 0:53:57Hmm!
0:54:06 > 0:54:09I was surprised you wanted to see me!
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Give us a few minutes, please.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26I like your brother very much.
0:54:26 > 0:54:31I thought it would be good for you and me to be friends.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34If we can.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37I think we can.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40There's something else.
0:54:40 > 0:54:45I'm going away to do a film, and I worry about Beverly being alone.
0:54:45 > 0:54:50- Bev's not alone! - No, you're right, he's not alone.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53But he's lonely.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56Even with me.
0:54:56 > 0:55:02- He's getting a serious drug problem. Did you know? - I thought YOU had the problem!
0:55:02 > 0:55:05It's an occupational hazard.
0:55:06 > 0:55:11- The same goes for Beverly.- You resent me tremendously, don't you?
0:55:11 > 0:55:17You contribute a confusing element to the Mantle brothers' saga.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Possibly a destructive one.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31It's not personal. I think you're terrific!
0:55:31 > 0:55:36But I just don't have a role in the Mantle brothers' saga(!)
0:55:37 > 0:55:40I suppose...
0:55:40 > 0:55:43if you liked us both...
0:55:43 > 0:55:46in the same way...
0:55:46 > 0:55:50it might make things easier.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56It has been known to happen.
0:55:56 > 0:55:58Sorry,
0:55:58 > 0:56:00I can't.
0:56:07 > 0:56:11Am I really that different from Beverly?
0:56:15 > 0:56:18You really are.
0:56:26 > 0:56:32- Claire, let me come to the airport. - Beverly, please, no public goodbyes.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38Ten weeks is such a long time!
0:56:38 > 0:56:43I'll fly up... whenever there's a break.
0:56:47 > 0:56:48Claire!
0:56:50 > 0:56:53Let's not lose each other.
0:57:59 > 0:58:05Birchall, will you explain to my director and my wardrobe person
0:58:05 > 0:58:08that I won't be dressing like a 10 hooker.
0:58:08 > 0:58:15Miss Niveau will not be dressing like a 10 hooker.
0:58:16 > 0:58:23You admit that your character thinks of herself as an EMOTIONAL hooker?
0:58:23 > 0:58:25Oh, I do more than admit it.
0:58:25 > 0:58:29I'm the one that pointed it out to this...
0:58:29 > 0:58:32wardrobe person.
0:58:32 > 0:58:37- But she's so literal-minded! - WARDROBE PERSON SOBS
0:58:37 > 0:58:42- Wardrobe person? She called me a wardrobe person!- I know...
0:58:42 > 0:58:46- PHONE RINGS - Hello, Niveau suite.
0:58:50 > 0:58:52Hello?
0:58:52 > 0:58:54Hello?
0:58:56 > 0:59:00Have you examined her carefully, yet?
0:59:00 > 0:59:02Well! Who IS this?
0:59:07 > 0:59:10I'm her gynaecologist.
0:59:10 > 0:59:14- You're WHAT? - Claire Niveau's gynaecologist!
0:59:14 > 0:59:18Did you know that she's a trifurcate?
0:59:20 > 0:59:23I'd have to classify that as a mutation!
0:59:23 > 0:59:26What exactly IS this?
0:59:26 > 0:59:28Is that you, Byron?
0:59:31 > 0:59:36Carefully lubricate the two prime fingers of your right hand...
0:59:36 > 0:59:38and insert them
0:59:38 > 0:59:41into Claire Niveau's vagina.
0:59:43 > 0:59:47Instead of feeling ONE cervical head,
0:59:47 > 0:59:50you'll feel THREE.
0:59:53 > 0:59:56Basically, this means...
0:59:56 > 1:00:00that you have been fucking a mutant!
1:00:00 > 1:00:03HE SLAMS PHONE DOWN
1:00:07 > 1:00:10Oh! Doctor! I'm sorry.
1:00:10 > 1:00:14I thought you were ready to see Mrs Randall.
1:00:15 > 1:00:17Mrs Randall!
1:00:17 > 1:00:20Come and sit down.
1:00:21 > 1:00:23Let me introduce myself.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26I'm one of the Mantle twins.
1:00:26 > 1:00:32The lesion, not surprisingly, causes diffuse enlargement of the cervix...
1:00:32 > 1:00:37and, of course, our old friend, leucorrhoea.
1:00:37 > 1:00:44Until recently, diagnosis was done after examining the removed organ.
1:00:44 > 1:00:48A case of throwing the baby out with the bath water!
1:00:48 > 1:00:53Sorry, doctor, but your brother is waiting for you in the office.
1:00:53 > 1:00:56I think you should go and see him.
1:01:00 > 1:01:03Bev! What are you doing here?
1:01:07 > 1:01:09What's wrong?
1:01:21 > 1:01:24I've been hiding out at Claire's.
1:01:25 > 1:01:28I've been hiding from you.
1:01:28 > 1:01:30Hiding?
1:01:30 > 1:01:34- What are you talking about? - I was afraid of you.
1:01:39 > 1:01:42I was afraid you wouldn't let me have her.
1:01:42 > 1:01:46That's crazy, Bev!
1:01:50 > 1:01:53It is crazy, because...
1:01:56 > 1:01:57..yesterday...
1:02:04 > 1:02:05..yesterday...
1:02:08 > 1:02:11..I found out that she was having an affair.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18She's unfaithful to me, Elly.
1:02:18 > 1:02:22Bev, you mustn't take it so seriously.
1:02:22 > 1:02:24She's a showbiz lady!
1:02:24 > 1:02:27What can you expect?
1:02:27 > 1:02:30But I'm in love with her!
1:02:32 > 1:02:36I have to take it seriously.
1:02:43 > 1:02:47It can't be love, if it does THIS to you.
1:02:49 > 1:02:52It can't be love.
1:02:56 > 1:02:59You're right, Elly.
1:03:00 > 1:03:03I was hiding from the wrong person.
1:03:11 > 1:03:16MUSIC: "In The Still Of The Night" by The Five Satins
1:03:16 > 1:03:21# Sho-do, shoby-do Sho-do, shoby-do
1:03:21 > 1:03:25# Sho-do, shoby-do, wo-oo
1:03:25 > 1:03:27# In the still
1:03:27 > 1:03:31# of the night
1:03:31 > 1:03:33# I held you
1:03:33 > 1:03:37# Held you tight
1:03:37 > 1:03:40# Cos I love
1:03:40 > 1:03:44# Love you so
1:03:44 > 1:03:47# Promise I'll never
1:03:47 > 1:03:52# Let you go In the still of the night
1:03:52 > 1:03:56# In the still of the night
1:03:56 > 1:03:59# I remember... #
1:04:00 > 1:04:01Dance?
1:04:06 > 1:04:10No. You go ahead.
1:04:12 > 1:04:15Go on, Bev, dance with the girl!
1:04:15 > 1:04:17# I remember
1:04:17 > 1:04:24# To keep your precious love
1:04:24 > 1:04:30# So, before...the light
1:04:30 > 1:04:35# Hold me again With all of your might
1:04:35 > 1:04:39# In the still of the night
1:04:39 > 1:04:43# In the still of the night
1:05:17 > 1:05:24# So, before...the light
1:05:24 > 1:05:29# Hold me again with all of your might
1:05:29 > 1:05:36# In the still of the night In the still of the night
1:05:36 > 1:05:42# In the still...of the night. #
1:05:42 > 1:05:46- What's the matter, Bev? - I can't!
1:05:46 > 1:05:49Bev, stay with us. Stay with ME.
1:05:49 > 1:05:51Bev!
1:06:09 > 1:06:12He collapsed!
1:06:26 > 1:06:28Fuck! He's not breathing!
1:06:32 > 1:06:35Don't touch him! He's my brother!
1:06:38 > 1:06:41Come on, Bev!
1:07:05 > 1:07:06Bev!
1:07:11 > 1:07:14Thank God you're here.
1:07:14 > 1:07:15God...!
1:07:19 > 1:07:20Bev.
1:07:20 > 1:07:23Look at you. You're a mess.
1:07:23 > 1:07:27You're a wreck. You could have had a stroke, Bev.
1:07:30 > 1:07:33You're lucky to be in one piece.
1:07:33 > 1:07:35One piece...
1:07:39 > 1:07:40Bev.
1:07:40 > 1:07:45We can't let anyone know about the drugs.
1:07:45 > 1:07:48If that gets out, we're finished!
1:07:48 > 1:07:51How would they know?
1:07:51 > 1:07:58I had to stop them taking a blood sample. But I can't stay here day and night.
1:07:58 > 1:08:03We must get you off the pills without anyone knowing.
1:08:09 > 1:08:11Do you think I'm really addicted?
1:08:19 > 1:08:23I'll put you on a detox program. I'll supervise it.
1:08:43 > 1:08:45There you go!
1:08:53 > 1:08:58- 'What's going on? - Mother, I'm at the end of my rope!
1:08:58 > 1:09:04- 'I can't live with him!- Every relationship has its ups and downs.'
1:09:07 > 1:09:12There are some things we'll have to... Why are you taking that apart?
1:09:12 > 1:09:16Elly...I can't sleep!
1:09:16 > 1:09:22- If you're after a sleeper, you're not getting one. - What am I gonna do?
1:09:22 > 1:09:25You'll stay up!
1:09:29 > 1:09:34- Elly, I'll DIE if I don't sleep! - You'll stay up!
1:09:34 > 1:09:41- I could take some when you go home! - I'm staying.- I'll take some when you sleep!- I won't sleep.
1:09:41 > 1:09:44- You won't stay awake. - I'll take a pill!
1:09:44 > 1:09:49You take an "up", so I don't take a "down". It's crazy!
1:09:49 > 1:09:52Bev, don't worry about me, I'm not you.
1:09:54 > 1:09:57And don't destroy that!
1:09:59 > 1:10:01That hurts!
1:10:05 > 1:10:07This?
1:10:12 > 1:10:14This hurts?
1:10:14 > 1:10:17I don't know WHAT'S hurting...
1:10:21 > 1:10:27Mrs Bookman! This is a solid gold Mantle Retractor! Solid gold!
1:10:27 > 1:10:29It's the best there is!
1:10:29 > 1:10:32This CLINIC'S the best!
1:10:32 > 1:10:36I mean...we HAVE the technology!
1:10:42 > 1:10:46- It couldn't possibly hurt! - I didn't mean to question...
1:10:46 > 1:10:50- When was your last period? - About four months ago.
1:10:50 > 1:10:54And does it...hurt... when you have intercourse?
1:10:55 > 1:10:58Yes, it does.
1:11:16 > 1:11:18Where was I?
1:11:18 > 1:11:25- You asked me whether it hurt to have intercourse. I said...- Yes!- ..it did.
1:11:29 > 1:11:33What exactly did you have intercourse WITH?
1:11:34 > 1:11:37What do you mean?
1:11:37 > 1:11:40I just wondered.
1:11:41 > 1:11:44I was once asked...
1:11:44 > 1:11:47to treat a woman...
1:11:47 > 1:11:50who'd had intercourse...
1:11:51 > 1:11:54with a Labrador retriever.
1:11:57 > 1:11:59I thought...
1:11:59 > 1:12:02maybe...
1:12:04 > 1:12:07- You used this on Mrs Bookman?- Yes.
1:12:07 > 1:12:12Bev, this is not for internals, remember?
1:12:12 > 1:12:16This is for surgical retraction. No wonder it hurt!
1:12:16 > 1:12:18No! No! It's not the...
1:12:18 > 1:12:23There's nothing wrong with the instrument, it's the BODY!
1:12:23 > 1:12:26The woman's body was all wrong!
1:12:54 > 1:12:58- - I think you'll find his work quite interesting.
1:12:58 > 1:13:02Why don't you drop by, later on this evening?
1:13:02 > 1:13:06All right. Just a moment.
1:13:06 > 1:13:10- May I help you? - I'd like to contact Mr Wolleck.
1:13:10 > 1:13:15Your timing is perfect! Mr Wolleck is over there, working on a piece.
1:13:15 > 1:13:20- That's Mr Wolleck? He works here? - Mmm. It's part of his show.
1:13:20 > 1:13:23Sorry to keep you waiting.
1:13:23 > 1:13:28I was wondering if you could help me with these.
1:13:31 > 1:13:33Fascinating!
1:13:33 > 1:13:37They're quite beautiful. What are they?
1:13:37 > 1:13:42They're gynaecological instruments for working on mutant women.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44Mutant women!
1:13:49 > 1:13:52That's a great theme for a show!
1:13:52 > 1:13:55It's not for a show! It's not ART!
1:13:55 > 1:13:58I'm a doctor, I need them for my work.
1:13:58 > 1:14:02It's a bit out of my line. What do you want?
1:14:02 > 1:14:07Well, I need three-dimensional prototypes in surgical steel.
1:14:07 > 1:14:11Cast. Hand-finished.
1:14:11 > 1:14:13Functioning.
1:14:14 > 1:14:22- And I thought...- Aren't there large companies in this town who could help...- No! No, I can't go to THEM!
1:14:22 > 1:14:26It's too radical for them! We're always too radical.
1:14:26 > 1:14:31I mean, I CAN'T! It's too...too complicated.
1:14:32 > 1:14:36I think, maybe, we could work something out.
1:14:36 > 1:14:40I've had enough of the bullshit I'm getting here!
1:14:40 > 1:14:47I've asked you 10 times to move my wife's records to the Mount Sinai. You haven't done it!
1:14:47 > 1:14:50They won't admit her without them!
1:14:50 > 1:14:53The doctor told me they'd been sent.
1:14:53 > 1:15:00- Bullshit! I want those files, now! - Mr Glaser, I assure you, I'll do everything I can.
1:15:00 > 1:15:03KNOCK ON DOOR
1:15:03 > 1:15:07- MUFFLED: Not now! - Doctor, I must speak to you!
1:15:07 > 1:15:10NOT NOW!
1:15:15 > 1:15:20Doctor, I'm giving you my notice. I won't work under these conditions.
1:15:34 > 1:15:36Fine...
1:15:43 > 1:15:45Fine...
1:16:18 > 1:16:21All set, Beverly.
1:16:31 > 1:16:34We'll use these.
1:16:35 > 1:16:39Give us the tools and we'll do the job!
1:16:40 > 1:16:43I-I'm afraid I'm not familiar...
1:16:43 > 1:16:46with these instruments, doctor.
1:16:46 > 1:16:51I've just had them made! They're brand new.
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Well...number them...
1:16:54 > 1:16:59one to ten.
1:16:59 > 1:17:01Give me the one that I ask for!
1:17:03 > 1:17:05Give me number five.
1:17:07 > 1:17:10- NOW! PLEASE!- Yes!
1:17:10 > 1:17:11Five...
1:17:13 > 1:17:15Number five.
1:17:21 > 1:17:22AA-A-EE!
1:17:23 > 1:17:26Jesus, Beverly!
1:17:27 > 1:17:31I've got to... I've got to slow everything down...
1:17:32 > 1:17:36I need something... to slow everything down...
1:17:44 > 1:17:48- Oh, my God, she's bleeding! - Get a clamp!
1:17:48 > 1:17:51Get him the hell out of here!
1:17:54 > 1:17:59I am more than willing to apologise for my behaviour.
1:18:00 > 1:18:03I...have been working too hard.
1:18:03 > 1:18:08I must be more realistic about... my energy levels.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10And...
1:18:10 > 1:18:15about my ability to concentrate for long periods under pressure.
1:18:17 > 1:18:19I must add, however,
1:18:19 > 1:18:27that these accusations arise from a lack of understanding of the radical techniques my brother and I employ.
1:18:27 > 1:18:32And I think there's a certain amount of professional jealousy involved...
1:18:34 > 1:18:36..as well.
1:18:39 > 1:18:41- That's fine, sir...- >
1:18:44 > 1:18:49We always meant to ease ourselves into pure research, anyway.
1:18:49 > 1:18:51No...
1:18:54 > 1:18:58No, that won't be necessary. You have our co-operation.
1:19:06 > 1:19:09They didn't buy it, Bev.
1:19:09 > 1:19:12I think they knew it was me.
1:19:12 > 1:19:15They said we could have killed her.
1:19:17 > 1:19:20They said the woman could've died.
1:19:20 > 1:19:23They're lying! They've always been jealous.
1:19:23 > 1:19:29They won't revoke our privileges provided we don't use them again.
1:19:29 > 1:19:35- Fuck 'em! We wanted to ease into pure research, anyway. - I- did, didn't YOU?
1:19:52 > 1:19:57There seems to be some problem about...surgical instruments.
1:19:58 > 1:20:02About holding them as evidence of a disturbed mind.
1:20:10 > 1:20:14Do you know what they're talking about?
1:20:14 > 1:20:20I tried to tell you, Elly. You don't know the kind of patients we've been getting!
1:20:20 > 1:20:23You don't know what goes on outside.
1:20:23 > 1:20:26Patients are getting strange.
1:20:26 > 1:20:30They look all right on the outside...
1:20:30 > 1:20:33but their INSIDES...
1:20:33 > 1:20:36they're deformed.
1:20:36 > 1:20:39Well, I had to deal with it SOMEHOW!
1:20:41 > 1:20:44Radical technology was required!
1:20:47 > 1:20:49You're right, Bev...
1:20:49 > 1:20:53Something radical is definitely required.
1:21:27 > 1:21:32Right, I want you to take three of these, now...
1:21:35 > 1:21:37..three at seven, tonight...
1:21:37 > 1:21:40three before you go to sleep...
1:21:40 > 1:21:45- and three when you wake in the morning.- Yes, doctor!
1:21:45 > 1:21:50Can I trust you, or must I sit and watch you?
1:21:50 > 1:21:55SLURRED SPEECH: I don't know... Can you trust me?
1:21:56 > 1:21:58Oh, God...!
1:21:58 > 1:22:01Don't do this to me, Bev.
1:22:01 > 1:22:05But I'm only doing it to ME, Elly.
1:22:09 > 1:22:12Don't you have a will of your own?
1:22:14 > 1:22:19Why don't you just go on with your very own life?
1:22:22 > 1:22:25Do you remember the original Siamese twins?
1:22:25 > 1:22:29Mmm. Chang and Eng.
1:22:29 > 1:22:33They were joined at the chest.
1:22:35 > 1:22:38Remember how they died?
1:22:38 > 1:22:40Mmm!
1:22:41 > 1:22:47CHANTING: Chang died of a stroke... in the middle of the night.
1:22:47 > 1:22:50He was always the sickly one.
1:22:50 > 1:22:55He was always the one who drank too much.
1:22:55 > 1:23:02When Eng woke up beside him, and found that his brother was dead...
1:23:06 > 1:23:08..he died of fright...
1:23:11 > 1:23:13..right there in the bed.
1:23:17 > 1:23:19Does that answer your question?
1:23:23 > 1:23:25Poor Elly...
1:23:26 > 1:23:29Poor Bev.
1:24:20 > 1:24:28- It's all under control. What's the problem?- There have been complaints about your private practice!
1:24:30 > 1:24:36They even approached ME! Informally, of course(!) Off the record, of course(!)
1:24:36 > 1:24:44- They asked me all about Bev. "Is he a junkie?" Everything!- Of course, you didn't tell them anything.
1:24:45 > 1:24:48Of course not!
1:24:48 > 1:24:55But you can't go on insulating yourselves. They'll nail you! They'll be FORCED to nail you.
1:24:55 > 1:24:58The clinic's none of their business.
1:25:00 > 1:25:04Wow! It's getting hard to tell you two apart!
1:25:10 > 1:25:15What did you do that for? It's my favourite fucking programme!
1:25:15 > 1:25:18Elly, Elly...
1:25:18 > 1:25:21You haven't done anything wrong!
1:25:21 > 1:25:26Your reputation's separate from Bev's. You've still got a career.
1:25:26 > 1:25:27Cary...
1:25:30 > 1:25:34My brother's research is the BASIS of my career.
1:25:34 > 1:25:37I need him!
1:25:37 > 1:25:39Besides...
1:25:39 > 1:25:43the truth is... nobody can tell us apart.
1:25:45 > 1:25:49We are perceived as one person.
1:25:49 > 1:25:53If Bev goes down the tubes, I go with him.
1:25:53 > 1:25:56I've got to get him back!
1:25:56 > 1:26:00I think that's too dangerous for you.
1:26:00 > 1:26:07You're the last person who should do that. You must stay away from him.
1:26:07 > 1:26:14Sure, find him some help. But for God's sake, Elliot, you've got to cut yourself loose!
1:26:14 > 1:26:18- It wouldn't work.- Why? - Don't you see?
1:26:18 > 1:26:23Whatever's in his bloodstream goes directly into mine.
1:26:26 > 1:26:28You can't be serious!
1:26:28 > 1:26:33- That is an objective medical observation.- NO!
1:26:33 > 1:26:37It's not true. You're making it true, but it's NOT!
1:26:37 > 1:26:42If you don't put them in your mouth, they don't get to your bloodstream!
1:26:48 > 1:26:52Beverly and I just have to get synchronised.
1:26:54 > 1:26:58Once we're synchronised, it'll be easy.
1:27:12 > 1:27:15RINGING TONE
1:27:15 > 1:27:19- 'Hello...'- Who's this?
1:27:22 > 1:27:25It's Beverly.
1:27:25 > 1:27:29Beverly, it's Claire. I'm back!
1:27:29 > 1:27:32Claire...?
1:27:32 > 1:27:36Beverly, why haven't I been able to reach you? Why haven't you called?
1:27:39 > 1:27:40Claire...
1:27:42 > 1:27:44Why did you betray me?
1:27:44 > 1:27:47What are you talking about?
1:27:50 > 1:27:53'That...that man...'
1:27:54 > 1:27:57That man in your hotel room.
1:27:57 > 1:28:01Oh! My God!
1:28:01 > 1:28:06'Was it you who called? That was my secretary, Birchall.'
1:28:06 > 1:28:12He's defiantly gay... You managed to gross him out completely!
1:28:14 > 1:28:18Beverly? I want you to come and see me.
1:28:19 > 1:28:22'Come to me right now!'
1:28:50 > 1:28:52PHONE RINGS
1:28:54 > 1:28:59- Yeah?- 'Mr Virdo?'- Yeah? - 'This is Dr Mantle.'
1:28:59 > 1:29:04- Oh, yeah! - 'I know this sounds awfully silly,
1:29:04 > 1:29:09'but I've, um, I'm afraid there's been a terrible mix-up.
1:29:09 > 1:29:12'I've locked myself INTO the clinic!
1:29:12 > 1:29:17'I was wondering if you'd mind coming up and letting me out.'
1:29:17 > 1:29:20I'll be right there!
1:29:24 > 1:29:27Dr Mantle? Lee Virdo.
1:29:33 > 1:29:38- Wait just a minute, Mr Virdo.- OK, I think there's something stuck.
1:29:43 > 1:29:46What's going on in there?
1:29:46 > 1:29:51- You know. Endless renovations. - Oh, yeah.
1:29:56 > 1:30:00- Um...you'd better lock it. - Yeah, sure.
1:30:07 > 1:30:10- Are you coming down?- Yeah!
1:30:14 > 1:30:17Are you all right?
1:30:17 > 1:30:20Yes...I'm fine.
1:30:20 > 1:30:24- You don't look so hot.- I'm FINE!
1:30:25 > 1:30:27..Thank you.
1:30:27 > 1:30:30You're the doctor!
1:31:15 > 1:31:18- <- Excuse me! What are you doing?
1:31:18 > 1:31:23- They're mine!- They've been sold! - He's made another copy!
1:31:23 > 1:31:26They're MINE! I'm taking them!
1:31:26 > 1:31:29They're NOT yours!
1:31:29 > 1:31:31They're not YOURS!
1:31:34 > 1:31:36Don't...!
1:31:37 > 1:31:38Claire!
1:31:39 > 1:31:41Claire!
1:31:41 > 1:31:46- Claire!- Beverly, my love, what's wrong with you?
1:31:46 > 1:31:52- I must have some Seconal! - I'm sorry...- I MUST have some! - I don't have ANYTHING!
1:31:52 > 1:31:54Oh, FUCK!
1:31:56 > 1:31:59It's all right... It's OK.
1:32:04 > 1:32:07I'll write a prescription for you.
1:32:07 > 1:32:10They'll fill it for you.
1:32:10 > 1:32:12Mmm.
1:32:12 > 1:32:16- I've got to have them, Claire!- Oui!
1:32:16 > 1:32:20Don't tell Elliot...that I'm here!
1:32:20 > 1:32:22Why?
1:32:22 > 1:32:25I think he's becoming...
1:32:25 > 1:32:28a drug addict!
1:32:30 > 1:32:33I think he's becoming...dangerous!
1:33:09 > 1:33:13- Are you sure he didn't call? - I'm sure.
1:33:16 > 1:33:19That's not like Elliot.
1:33:21 > 1:33:25It's been... It's been almost a week!
1:33:27 > 1:33:32I would have expected him to be here kicking the door in by now!
1:33:32 > 1:33:36Well, I haven't heard a word from him.
1:33:43 > 1:33:47- He didn't call when I was asleep? - No.
1:33:57 > 1:34:00Tell me about these...
1:34:02 > 1:34:04..these tools.
1:34:07 > 1:34:09Tools?
1:34:12 > 1:34:15Surgical instruments.
1:34:15 > 1:34:19You had them with you when you came.
1:34:19 > 1:34:22Did I?
1:34:22 > 1:34:24Yes.
1:34:29 > 1:34:31What are they for?
1:34:31 > 1:34:35They're for separating Siamese twins.
1:34:38 > 1:34:40I'm going back.
1:34:40 > 1:34:47- Don't go back. Stay here. - I must go NOW. I'll take these.
1:34:52 > 1:34:55I'll come back.
1:34:55 > 1:34:58Your brother won't let you come back.
1:35:00 > 1:35:03How could he stop me?
1:36:35 > 1:36:39Hey! Welcome home, kid!
1:36:41 > 1:36:47We must take a shot of Dilantin tonight, or we might combust.
1:36:50 > 1:36:52Don't forget.
1:36:52 > 1:36:54Right.
1:36:54 > 1:36:59Then we go to Percodan in the morning.
1:36:59 > 1:37:01Mmm, right.
1:37:04 > 1:37:08Then in the afternoon, we have a little treat!
1:37:08 > 1:37:12Dilaudid! Just because it's Saturday!
1:37:13 > 1:37:16So, on Monday, we kick, right?
1:37:16 > 1:37:18We agreed.
1:37:18 > 1:37:23- We must start to pull things back together then.- Oh, yes.
1:37:23 > 1:37:27On Monday, we definitely...kick.
1:37:27 > 1:37:30How about some cake?
1:37:30 > 1:37:33I could go for that.
1:37:47 > 1:37:50And some orange pop!
1:37:53 > 1:37:58- Some ice-cream!- We haven't got any ice-cream, Elliot.
1:37:58 > 1:38:04Mummy forgot to buy it. ELLIOT COUGHS
1:38:07 > 1:38:12I want...some ice-cream...
1:38:23 > 1:38:25Happy birthday, Elly.
1:38:31 > 1:38:34It's not our birthday, Bev.
1:38:36 > 1:38:38Yes, it is.
1:38:44 > 1:38:47Happy birthday, baby brother.
1:39:09 > 1:39:13We are about to separate the Siamese twins.
1:39:24 > 1:39:28Don't forget the GOOD part!
1:39:30 > 1:39:33Oh! Yes.
1:39:38 > 1:39:43Chang was always most concerned about...dulling the pain.
1:39:59 > 1:40:03Don't waste it!
1:40:16 > 1:40:18Tell me when it takes effect.
1:40:18 > 1:40:23I don't think I'll notice anything. You can start when you like.
1:41:09 > 1:41:14Do you think the Morticulator is required, Eng?
1:41:16 > 1:41:18I think...
1:41:18 > 1:41:21everything is required, Chang.
1:41:27 > 1:41:31Why are you...crying?
1:41:35 > 1:41:37Separation can be a...
1:41:40 > 1:41:43..terrifying thing.
1:41:46 > 1:41:48Don't worry, baby brother.
1:41:49 > 1:41:52We'll always...
1:41:53 > 1:41:57We'll always be together...
1:42:41 > 1:42:43HE WHIMPERS
1:42:53 > 1:42:55Elly!
1:42:55 > 1:42:58Oh... I had this horrible dream...
1:43:01 > 1:43:03Elly...
1:43:11 > 1:43:12Elly...
1:43:24 > 1:43:25Elly.
1:43:26 > 1:43:28Elly!
1:43:30 > 1:43:33Elly.
1:43:33 > 1:43:35Elly.
1:43:36 > 1:43:38Elly.
1:43:38 > 1:43:39Elly.
1:43:39 > 1:43:45HE CARRIES ON REPEATING "ELLY"
1:45:55 > 1:45:56'Hello.
1:45:56 > 1:45:58'Hello?
1:45:58 > 1:46:01'Who is this?'
1:48:21 > 1:48:24Subtitles by Alison Roberts - 1992
1:48:24 > 1:48:27E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk