0:00:11 > 0:00:18This film contains very strong language
0:03:15 > 0:03:18CLOCK CHIMES
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Mod fx...square dx.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31So, please finish Percival
0:03:31 > 0:03:36by next time. I know many of you had this as undergraduates
0:03:36 > 0:03:38but it won't hurt to brush up.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Thank you, Stephen.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44STUDENTS LAUGH
0:03:44 > 0:03:48I put an advanced Fourier system on the main hallway board.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52I hope one of you might prove it by the end of the semester.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55The person to do so will not only be in my good graces
0:03:55 > 0:03:58but also go on to fame and fortune
0:03:57 > 0:04:03by having their accomplishment recorded in the auspicious MIT Tech.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Former winners include Nobel laureates, Fields Medal winners,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10renowned astrophysicists...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12and lowly MIT professors.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15If you have any questions,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I'm sure that Tom has the answers.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Hi, Will.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Krysten, how you doing?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I'm all right.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I didn't get on Cathy last night.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02No? Why not?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I don't know.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Cathy!
0:05:03 > 0:05:04What?
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Why didn't you give me that nasty little hoochie-woochie?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Oh, fuck you!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11And your Irish curse, Chuckie.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Like I'd waste energy on that Tootsie Roll dick!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Go and give it a tug yourself.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Tootsie Roll! Toot-toots!
0:05:20 > 0:05:25She's missing a tooth, Will. She's got skin problems. I don't...
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Plus, it's like five to two Morgan ends up marrying her.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32There's only so many times you can bang his wife.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Where are you going?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'm gonna take off.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Fuck you. It's, like, 10 o'clock.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'm tired.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Irish curse? She don't know. Don't give me no Irish curse.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Stop brushing me back.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Stop crowding the plate.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Which one will it be?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You're gonna get charged.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08You think I'm afraid of you? You're crowding the fucking plate!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Casey's bouncing up a bar at Harvard next week. We should go.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14What we gonna do up there?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18We'll fuck up some smart kids. Probably fit right in.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Ow, man... Fuck!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh, what's up? You still tough?!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Come on! That's the shot!
0:07:30 > 0:07:35 # I'd hold you forever
0:07:35 > 0:07:37# Here in my arms... #
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Professor Lambeau, I'm in your class. We're in the Math Building...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Come here.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47It's Saturday!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Unless you want to have a drink with me tonight.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Maybe. We just couldn't wait to find out.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Find out what?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Who proved the theorem.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, this is correct.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Who did this?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Jack?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24It wasn't me.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Mimish?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27No way!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Run, Joey Mac! - Billy - McNamara's up.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Take it out!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Love the pitch!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40That's how to do it, Mac!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Attaboy!
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Morrie, who's the girl with the sweatpants? She's got a nice ass.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51That's a real nice ass.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Who's the guy?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54That fucking guinea! Will knows him.
0:08:54 > 0:09:00Carmine Scarpaglia. He used to beat the shit outta me in kindergarten.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Let's get food.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You're not going to talk to her?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08- Fuck her. - HE BURPS
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I could go for a Whopper.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Let's go to Kelly's.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16I'm not going there just cos you like the girl. It's out of our way.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19We can't spare 15 minutes?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Double burger.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Double burger.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Chuck, I had a double burger. #
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I know what you ordered!
0:09:32 > 0:09:37So give me my sandwich!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I bought it. How much money you got?
0:09:37 > 0:09:43I said I'd get change when I get the Sno-cone. Just stop being a prick!
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Give me what you've got now and we'll put your sandwich by.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50There we go.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55Every day, bring six cents and after a week, you'll get your sandwich.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Are you gonna be an asshole?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What am I? Sandwich welfare?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02You gotta be credit worthy. Like buying a couch.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Remember how your mother paid 10
0:10:05 > 0:10:08every day for a year? She finally got a couch.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Can I have my food?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Here it fucking is!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Hey, hold up. Slow down.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20What have we got?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I don't know yet.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Hey, douche bag! Yeah, you, you skinny bitch!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Let's get outta here.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30We just seen the guy 15 minutes ago.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Why didn't you fight him then? We've got snacks.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Shut up, Morgan. You're going.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I'm not going.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40You're fuckin' going, Morgan. Let me tell you,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43if you're not out there, you're next!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Carmine! It's Will. We went to kindergarten together.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52# Way down the street there's a light in their place
0:10:52 > 0:10:53# You open the door... #
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Whoa! Cops!
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Cops, Will!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Hey, buddy.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Hey, fellas, thanks for coming up.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Fuck.
0:11:58 > 0:12:04Is it just my imagination or has my class grown considerably?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06By no stretch of my imagination
0:12:06 > 0:12:09do I believe you've come to hear me lecture,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11but rather to ascertain
0:12:11 > 0:12:14the identity of the maths magician.
0:12:14 > 0:12:20Without further ado, come forward, silent rogue, and receive thy prize.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators
0:12:31 > 0:12:35but...it seems there will be no unmasking here today.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38However, my colleagues and I
0:12:38 > 0:12:41have conferred, and there is a new problem on the board
0:12:41 > 0:12:44that took us more than two years to prove.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49Let this be said - the gauntlet has been thrown down.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53But the faculty have answered and answered with vigour.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59WHISTLE >
0:13:05 > 0:13:09When's the arraignment?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Next week.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Sorry.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- What are you doing? - Sorry.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41That's people's work. You can't graffiti here.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Don't walk away from me!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Hey, fuck you!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47You're a clever one. What's your name?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53DOOR SLAMS
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oh, my God.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Looks right.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36How many times can you get fired from a job?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39How hard is it to push a motherfuckin' broom?
0:14:39 > 0:14:44You got fired from pushing a broom.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Management was restructuring.
0:14:44 > 0:14:49Restructuring the amount of retards they had.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49You get canned more than tuna!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53I got a job right now, don't I? Why did you get fired, Will?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Management was restructuring.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58My uncle could get you on a demo team.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Are you kidding me?! I asked you yesterday for a job!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04And I told you no.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Tough case.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Tough case.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Let's sit over here.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21This is... This is a Harvard bar, huh?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I thought there'd be equations on the wall.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30I will take a pitcher of the finest lager in the house.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Time out.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43Gonna have to move on those Harvard honeys there. Work some magic!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Hello. - ENGLISH ACCENT:- Hello.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03- Hi. How are you? - Fine.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Do you ladies... - Come here often?
0:16:06 > 0:16:11Do I...? I come here a bit. I'm here, you know, from time to time.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14You go to school here?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Yep.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Yeah. I think I had a class with you.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Oh, yeah? What class? - History.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Maybe. - Yes! I think that's what it was.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25You don't necessarily... remember me.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28You know, I like it here. Doesn't mean I'm a genius.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Hey.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Hey! How's it going?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34What, er... What class did you say?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- History. - History.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Just...history? It must've been a survey course.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Yeah, surveys. You should check it out. It's a good course.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48How'd you like that course?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Frankly, I found the class
0:16:48 > 0:16:51rather...elementary.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Elementary?
0:16:51 > 0:16:56You know, I don't doubt that it was. I... I remember that class.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59It was, um... It was just between recess and lunch.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Clark, why don't you go away?
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Why don't you relax? I'm having fun with my new friend.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09You have a problem?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09No problem. I was just hoping
0:17:09 > 0:17:14you might have an insight on the evolution of the market economy
0:17:14 > 0:17:16in the southern colonies.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20My contention is that... prior to the Revolutionary War,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22the economic modalities,
0:17:22 > 0:17:26especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be...
0:17:26 > 0:17:31Course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34You just read Pete Garrison, probably.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Next month, when you get to James Lemon,
0:17:36 > 0:17:40you'll talk about how Virginia and Pennsylvania
0:17:40 > 0:17:44were entrepreneurial and capitalist back in 1740.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Next year, you'll be regurgitating Gordon Wood
0:17:47 > 0:17:49on the pre-revolutionary utopia
0:17:49 > 0:17:53and the capital-forming effects of military mobilisation.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the...
0:17:57 > 0:18:03"..the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth?"
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You got that from Vickers.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Work In Essex County, page 98. Right? Yeah, I read that, too.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14Were you going to plagiarise it all? Do you have any thoughts?
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Or is that your thing? You come into a bar, read some obscure passage,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21then pawn it off as your own idea
0:18:21 > 0:18:24to impress some girls and embarrass my friend?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27See, the sad thing about you is in 50 years,
0:18:27 > 0:18:31you'll realise there are two certainties in life.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34One, don't do that.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36And two, you dropped 150 grand
0:18:36 > 0:18:40on a education you coulda got at the public library.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42THEY LAUGH
0:18:42 > 0:18:46But I will have a degree. You'll be serving my kids at a drive-through
0:18:46 > 0:18:48on our way to a skiing trip.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52 Yeah, maybe. But at least I won't be unoriginal.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57But if you have a problem with that, we could figure it out outside.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59No, man, there's no problem.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01It's cool.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03It's cool?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Cool. - Damn right.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07How do you like me now?!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13That boy's wicked smart!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Three minutes and you run into a barney!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21No, here it is.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27I was gonna close the deal but then Chuck - Billy - insulted one of them
0:19:27 > 0:19:30and the heavy girl said I had a receding hairline
0:19:30 > 0:19:33and I was, like, "Go fuck yourself!"
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I swallowed a bug.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Hi.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41You're an idiot.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44What?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You're an idiot.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47I've been waiting for 45 minutes for you to talk to me.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51But I have to go home now. I couldn't wait any more.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Well, I'm Will.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Skylar.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Skylar.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Oh, and that guy over there - Michael Bolton clone -
0:19:57 > 0:19:59wasn't singing with us.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Yeah, I kinda got that impression.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Good. OK.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I've got to go. Gotta get up early
0:20:05 > 0:20:09and waste more money on my overpriced education.
0:20:09 > 0:20:16Oh, I didn't mean you. I...
0:20:10 > 0:20:16It's OK. There's my number. Maybe we can have coffee some time.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Or maybe we could get together and eat caramels.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23What do you mean?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23It's as arbitrary as having coffee.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Oh. Yeah. OK.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Er... Right, then.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41There goes them fucking barneys right now with their "skiing trip"!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43You should've beat his ass.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Do you like apples?!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yeah.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Yeah?
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Play your mind to me
0:21:10 > 0:21:13# Our mouths were opening
0:21:15 > 0:21:20# I turn off the light
0:21:22 > 0:21:25# So...come on, night
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# Everyone has gone
0:21:35 > 0:21:38# Home to oblivion
0:21:39 > 0:21:44# So...come on
0:21:46 > 0:21:49# So...come on, night... #
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Excuse me.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Is this the buildings and grounds office?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Yeah. What can I do for you?
0:22:02 > 0:22:07I need the name of a student who works here.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07No students work here.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09This guy works in my building...
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Which one is your building?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Two.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Two. Building two.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24If anything was stolen...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24No, it's not that. I just need his name.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I can't, unless you have a complaint.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30This is Professor Lambeau.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30This is Professor Hayes.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Tom, please.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39This is important. Please?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Well, he didn't show for work today.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44Got this job through his P.O. You can call him.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45P.O.?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Yeah - parole officer.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Thank you.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Asshole.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02 There's a legal precedent from 1789
0:23:02 > 0:23:07where a defendant can claim self- defence against a government agent
0:23:07 > 0:23:10if that act is a defence of liberty.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15Henry Ward Beecher in Proverbs from the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887...
0:23:15 > 0:23:191887? It's the 20th century! He's making a mockery of the court.
0:23:19 > 0:23:25I speak in my own defence. By the Constitution of the United States...
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Don't tell me about...
0:23:26 > 0:23:31Liberty is "the soul's right to breathe. Without liberty,
0:23:31 > 0:23:35"man is a syncope."
0:23:33 > 0:23:35What?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Ibid, Your Honour.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Son, my turn. I've been here for ten minutes
0:23:39 > 0:23:42looking over your rap sheet. I can't believe it!
0:23:42 > 0:23:47June '93 - assault. September '93 - assault.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52Grand theft auto, February '94, where you defended yourself
0:23:52 > 0:23:55and had the case thrown out by citing
0:23:55 > 0:24:00"Free Property Rights of Horse and Carriage" from 1798.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02January '95 - impersonating an officer.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Mayhem, theft, resisting - all overturned.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I know that you've been through several foster homes.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14The state removed you from three because of physical abuse.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Another judge might care but you hit a cop. You're going in.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Motion to dismiss is denied.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- 50,000 bail. - HE BANGS GAVEL
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Thank you.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25All rise.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27PHONE RINGS
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Hello.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- 'Er, Skylar?' - Yep.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- 'Hey, it's Will.' - Who?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33'It's Will.'
0:24:33 > 0:24:36The funny, handsome guy you met at the bar.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I don't recall meeting anyone like that.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42OK, it's the ugly, toothless loser
0:24:42 > 0:24:45who wouldn't leave you alone all night.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Oh, Will! I remember.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52How are you? I wondered if you'd call me.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I was wondering...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Yo! Baby, what's up?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Hey.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59What's up? Want some of my ass?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Herbie! I remember you from juvie!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04'Er, yeah, sorry about that.'
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Maybe we could get together this week.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10'Sit at a cafe, eat caramels.'
0:25:08 > 0:25:10That sounds wonderful.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13'Yeah?'
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Yeah, sure. Where are you?
0:25:13 > 0:25:18Well, actually, this is just a shot in the dark but...
0:25:17 > 0:25:21there's no chance that you're pre-law?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Have a seat.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Thank you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Nice talkin' to you.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33What the fuck do you want?
0:25:33 > 0:25:38I'm Gerald Lambeau, the professor you told to fuck himself.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42What the fuck do you want?
0:25:42 > 0:25:47I spoke to the judge. He's agreed to release you under my supervision.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Really?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57But under two conditions.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57What are those?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00The first is that you meet with me every week.
0:26:00 > 0:26:07What for?
0:26:01 > 0:26:07Go over the proofs you're working on and get into some more advanced...
0:26:07 > 0:26:11combinatorial mathematics.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Finite maths.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Sounds like a real hoot.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19The second condition is that...
0:26:20 > 0:26:23..that you see a therapist.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30And I'm responsible to submit reports on this.
0:26:30 > 0:26:35And if you fail to meet with those conditions you will serve time.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40I'll do the maths but I'm not gonna see any fuckin' therapist.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45It's better than spending that time in jail, isn't it?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46'I read your book.'
0:27:46 > 0:27:51"Mike" was having the same problems as "Chad", the stockbroker.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Right on the button. Very nice.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Thank you.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59The pressures - and I'm not judging them,
0:27:59 > 0:28:04I'm not, er, labellling them - but they are destroying your potential.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07No more shenanigans,
0:28:07 > 0:28:09no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11You're right.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14God, I know.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17You're not getting off that easily.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20I do do things, you know.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23What kind of things?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I do things...
0:28:23 > 0:28:25I hide from people.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29You hide, do you?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29No. I go places - I interact.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32What sort of places?
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Just certain clubs.
0:28:32 > 0:28:37More... Yes, what sort of clubs?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Like, er, like fantasy.
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Fantasy? Bit more...
0:28:38 > 0:28:40It's just something, like,
0:28:40 > 0:28:45when you get in there and the music owns you. It's that house music.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48It's like... Pom-pom-pom. BOOM! BOOM!
0:28:48 > 0:28:50You start dancin' and...
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Boom, boom, boom.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Yes.
0:28:56 > 0:28:57Yeah.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?
0:29:01 > 0:29:05What are you talking about? What?
0:29:05 > 0:29:09You were ready to give me a jump.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09A jump?! Are you...
0:29:09 > 0:29:12I'm sorry to disappoint you, Will, but...
0:29:12 > 0:29:15I don't care if you putt from the rough.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19Putting from the rough? What are you talking about?
0:29:19 > 0:29:22A difficult theory can be like, er...
0:29:22 > 0:29:24a symphony.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26It's very erotic.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Wow.
0:29:32 > 0:29:33Ah, Henry.
0:29:33 > 0:29:38Gerry, I can't do this pro bono work. It's just not worth it.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39What happened?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41I'm on television next week.
0:29:41 > 0:29:46I haven't got time to tell you, much less talk to that raving loony.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Henry! >
0:29:50 > 0:29:53 'OK, you are in your bed, Will.'
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Now...how old are you?
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Seven. >
0:30:00 > 0:30:02What do you see?
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Something's in my room.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08What is it?
0:30:08 > 0:30:11It's like, er, it's a figure.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13It's hoverin' over me.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15You are in a safe place, Will.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20It's tou... It's touching me.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Where is it touching you?
0:30:22 > 0:30:25It's touching me down there.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29I'm nervous.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33You don't have to be nervous, Will.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34We...
0:30:34 > 0:30:36start dancin' and dancin'.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38It's beautiful...
0:30:38 > 0:30:40cos we...
0:30:40 > 0:30:44can make a lot of love before the sun goes down.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49 # Sky rockets in flight
0:30:49 > 0:30:52# Afternoon delight
0:30:52 > 0:30:54# Hey
0:30:54 > 0:30:57# Afternoon delight... #
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Jesus.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00# Sky rockets in flight, da-da-da-da... #
0:30:59 > 0:31:03I'm sorry, Rich.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03I've better things to do.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05# Hey, afternoon delight... #
0:31:05 > 0:31:09Come on, one dance! You really hypnotised me, you know.
0:31:09 > 0:31:13For God's sake, Will.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13What?! He left. Don't pin it on me.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16I told you to cooperate with these people.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18- Look into my eyes. - Get out, Will.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21I don't need therapy.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24That's enough. Get out.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24HE WAILS MOCKINGLY
0:31:24 > 0:31:28I called Mel Landrow this morning...
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Oh, what's the use?!
0:31:28 > 0:31:30What do you want to do?
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Well, there is someone.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Who is he?
0:31:37 > 0:31:39He used to be my...
0:31:40 > 0:31:42..my room-mate in college.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Trust. It's very important in a relationship.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52It's also very important in a clinical situation.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Why is trust the most important thing
0:31:55 > 0:31:58in making a breakthrough with a client?
0:31:58 > 0:31:59Maureen,
0:31:59 > 0:32:03stop that oral fixation for a moment and join us.
0:32:03 > 0:32:04Vinnie?
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Um...
0:32:06 > 0:32:08..because, er...
0:32:09 > 0:32:12..trust is, er, trust is life.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Wow. That's very deep.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Thank you, Vinnie.
0:32:16 > 0:32:22If they don't trust you, they won't be honest and there's no point
0:32:22 > 0:32:25in their therapy. And they won't sleep with you -
0:32:25 > 0:32:28that should be every therapist's goal.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Nail 'em while they're vulnerable.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35THEY LAUGH
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Oh, good. Everyone's back.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Hello, Sean. >
0:32:39 > 0:32:40Hey, Gerry.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46Um... Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of greatness -
0:32:46 > 0:32:51Gerald Lambeau, Fields Medal winner for combinatorial mathematics.
0:32:51 > 0:32:52Hello.
0:32:52 > 0:32:57Anyone know what the Medal is? It's like the Nobel prize for maths,
0:32:57 > 0:33:00except they only give it out once every four years.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03It's a great thing. It's an amazing honour.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07OK, that's it for today. We'll see you Monday.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10We're talking about why Freud did cocaine.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Thank you.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14How are you?
0:33:14 > 0:33:17It's good to see you.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Good to see you.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21Sean, I think I got something interesting for you.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Do you have to have blood and urine?
0:33:23 > 0:33:29Why didn't you come to the reunion?
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Oh, you know, I... I've been busy.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32You were missed.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Really?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35When did we last see each other?
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Before Nancy died.
0:33:35 > 0:33:40I'm sorry. I was in Paris. It was that damn conference.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42I got your card. It was nice.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48Submit! Submit!
0:33:48 > 0:33:52Hey, what happened? Did you get leniency or what?
0:33:52 > 0:33:56I got...probation and then counselling two days a week.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58You're a smoothie.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Come on, Morgan! Just submit!
0:34:03 > 0:34:05We're gonna miss the game!
0:34:05 > 0:34:07I've got a full schedule.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10He's incredible. There's nothing like him.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14What makes him incredible, Gerry?
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Ever heard of Ramanujan?
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Yeah. I...
0:34:16 > 0:34:17No.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19- It's a man. - Hmm.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21He lived 100 years ago. Indian.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25Dots, not...
0:34:23 > 0:34:25..feathers. Yeah.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28He lived in a hut in India. He had no formal education.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- < Coffee? - No access to scientific work.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33- You, sir? > - Just a little.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36He came across this old maths book. From a simple text,
0:34:36 > 0:34:40he extrapolated theories that had baffled mathematicians.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Continued fractions. He wrote it with...
0:34:43 > 0:34:47He mailed it to Hardy.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Yeah. In Cambridge.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51Hardy recognised his brilliance and brought him to England.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53They worked for years,
0:34:53 > 0:34:56creating some of the most exciting maths theory ever.
0:34:56 > 0:35:02Now, this...this Ramanujan, his... his genius was unparalleled, Sean.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Well, this boy is just like that.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Hmm.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07But he's...
0:35:07 > 0:35:11A bit defensive. I need someone to get through to him.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15Like me.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Yeah, like you.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Why?
0:35:16 > 0:35:18You have the same background.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21What background?
0:35:19 > 0:35:21The same neighbourhood.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24He's from Southy?
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Yeah.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26A boy genius from Southy.
0:35:26 > 0:35:31How many shrinks you go to before me?
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Five.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33- Let me guess - Barry. - Yeah.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34- Henry. - Yeah.
0:35:34 > 0:35:39Not Rick?
0:35:35 > 0:35:39Sean, please. Meet with him. Once a week.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Please.
0:35:42 > 0:35:47It's like poker. Don't let him know what you've got.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51He probably even read your book.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51If he can find it. Hard to find.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Hi, Will. - Hi.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57How are you?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Yeah. Let's start.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07I'm pumped. Let the healing begin.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07Will you excuse us?
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Yeah. Please, Tom.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10You, too, Gerry.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Yeah, of course.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21How are you?
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Where are you from in Southy?
0:36:23 > 0:36:26I like what you've done with the place.
0:36:26 > 0:36:27Oh, thanks.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Do you buy these books retail?
0:36:29 > 0:36:34Or do you send away for a shrink kit with all the books included?
0:36:34 > 0:36:36- Do you like books? - Yeah.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39- Did you read any of these? - I don't know.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42- How about these? - Probably not.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45What about the top shelf? Read those?
0:36:45 > 0:36:49- Yeah, I read those. - Good. What do you think about them?
0:36:49 > 0:36:52I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. You read them.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56- I did. I had to. - Must have taken a long time.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Yeah, it did.
0:37:04 > 0:37:10The United States of America - A Complete History, Volume One.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Jesus.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22You want to read a real history book,
0:37:22 > 0:37:26read Zinn's People's History Of The United States.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent?
0:37:29 > 0:37:32You fuckin' people baffle me.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35You spend all your money on these fuckin' fancy books.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38They're the wrong fuckin' books.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42What are the right fucking books?
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Whatever blows your hair back.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44I haven't got much hair.
0:37:44 > 0:37:50Shoving that cigarette up your ass is healthier.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Yeah, it gets in the way of my yoga.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52- SEAN LAUGHS:- You work out, huh?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54- What? You lift? - Yeah.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57- Nautilus? - No, free weights.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59- Really? Free weights? - Big time.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- What do you bench? - 285. What do you bench?
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Did you paint that?
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Yeah. You paint?
0:38:07 > 0:38:08Nuh-uh.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12Do you sculpt?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12No.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Do you like art?
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Do you like music?
0:38:16 > 0:38:18It's a real piece of shit.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Tell me what you really think(!)
0:38:20 > 0:38:24The linear and impressionistic mix makes it muddled.
0:38:24 > 0:38:28It's a Winslow Homer rip-off, except whitey's in the boat.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32- Art 1A. I wasn't good. - That's not what concerns me.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- What concerns you? - The colouring.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38You know what the bitch is? It's paint-by-number.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42Is it colour-by-number? The colours are fascinating.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43Really?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46You're one step away from cutting your fuckin' ear off.
0:38:46 > 0:38:51Really? I should move to the south of France, call myself Vincent?
0:38:51 > 0:38:55Heard the saying, "Any port in a storm"?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Yeah.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58Maybe that means you.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58In what way?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Maybe you're in the middle of a fuckin' storm.
0:39:01 > 0:39:06The sky's falling on your head, waves crashing, oars about to snap.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08You just pissed in your pants.
0:39:08 > 0:39:13You do what you got to, to get out. Maybe you became a psychologist.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now. Come on.
0:39:18 > 0:39:23Maybe you married the wrong woman.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Maybe you should watch your mouth.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Watch it right there, chief.
0:39:29 > 0:39:30Yeah.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Well, that's it, isn't it?
0:39:36 > 0:39:39You married the wrong woman.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42What happened?
0:39:42 > 0:39:44What? Did she leave you?
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Was she banging some other guy?
0:39:49 > 0:39:54If you disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I'll fuckin' end you.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Got that, chief?
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Time's up.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Yeah.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16At ease, gentlemen.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24You OK? >
0:40:28 > 0:40:32I'll understand if you don't want to meet with him again.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Thursday. four o'clock.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Make sure the kid's here.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41Yeah. Thanks.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Well, you look lovely in those glasses.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49- Thank you very much. - Beautiful.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52I always wanted dark-blue eye shadow.
0:41:55 > 0:42:01In England, I went to a nice school. It was a progressive, organic,
0:42:01 > 0:42:04do-it-yourself private school.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Then Harvard.
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Finally, med school.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11I figure that at the end, my brain's going to be worth
0:42:11 > 0:42:13250,000.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16That sounded horrible, didn't it?
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Bring me another mai tai!
0:42:20 > 0:42:24No, that's cool. I bet your parents were happy to pay.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28No, I was happy to pay. I inherited the money.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Wow. Is Harvard getting all that money?
0:42:31 > 0:42:35No, Stanford. I'm going there in June when I graduate.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39So you just wanted to use this sailor and run away?
0:42:39 > 0:42:45I was going to experiment on you for anatomy class first.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45In that case, that's fine.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49You want to see my magic trick?
0:42:47 > 0:42:49Of course.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Honest. All right.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54This one's for you, Rudolph.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57Wait! You need my wand.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Give me a hit.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01All right. I'll make all these caramels disappear.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03You ready?
0:43:03 > 0:43:04Ready?
0:43:04 > 0:43:07One, two, three!
0:43:07 > 0:43:08Oh!
0:43:08 > 0:43:12They're all gone. It works better when I have my rabbit.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Well...
0:43:15 > 0:43:17I don't really date that much.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19How very unfortunate.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21I think, for me.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25You know what I mean! I know you've been thinking about it.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27- No, I haven't. - Yes, you have.
0:43:27 > 0:43:31- No, I really haven't.- You were hoping for a goodnight kiss.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34No, I was hoping for a goodnight lay.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39But I'll settle for a kiss.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39That's very noble of you.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Thank you.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43No, I was hoping for a kiss.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49Well, why don't we just get it out of the way now?
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Right now?
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Yeah.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Come on.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05I think I got some of your pickle!
0:44:15 > 0:44:17You again, huh?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Come with me.
0:44:27 > 0:44:32So what's this? A real Taster's Choice moment between guys?
0:44:32 > 0:44:35This is really nice. You got a thing for swans?
0:44:35 > 0:44:39Is this like a fetish we need to devote some time to?
0:44:39 > 0:44:44I thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting.
0:44:44 > 0:44:45Oh.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48I stayed up half the night thinking about it.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Then something occurred to me.
0:44:50 > 0:44:55I fell into a deep sleep and I haven't thought about you since.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58You know what occurred to me?
0:44:57 > 0:44:58No.
0:44:58 > 0:45:02You're a kid. You don't have the faintest idea
0:45:02 > 0:45:04what you're talking about.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Why, thank you.
0:45:05 > 0:45:06It's all right.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09You've never been out of Boston.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12Nope.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14If I asked you about art,
0:45:14 > 0:45:18you'd give me the skinny on every art book ever written.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21Michelangelo. You know a lot about him.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Life's work, political aspirations,
0:45:24 > 0:45:29him and the Pope, sexual orientation. The whole works, right?
0:45:28 > 0:45:34But I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel.
0:45:35 > 0:45:41You've never stood there and looked at that beautiful ceiling...
0:45:41 > 0:45:43seen that.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47If I ask you about women,
0:45:47 > 0:45:51you'd probably give me a syllabus of your personal favourites.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54You may have even been laid a few times.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman
0:46:01 > 0:46:03and feel truly happy.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09You're a tough kid.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14I ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right?
0:46:14 > 0:46:18"Once more into the breach, dear friends."
0:46:18 > 0:46:20But you've never been near one.
0:46:20 > 0:46:24You've never held your best friend's head in your lap
0:46:24 > 0:46:29and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33I ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet.
0:46:35 > 0:46:40But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable,
0:46:40 > 0:46:44known someone that could level you with her eyes,
0:46:44 > 0:46:47feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you,
0:46:47 > 0:46:51who could rescue you from the depths of hell.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel,
0:46:54 > 0:46:59to have that love for her be there forever, through anything.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Through cancer.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05You wouldn't know about sleeping in hospital holding her hand
0:47:05 > 0:47:07because the doctors could see
0:47:07 > 0:47:11that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13You don't know about loss
0:47:13 > 0:47:18because that only occurs when you love something more than yourself.
0:47:18 > 0:47:22I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.
0:47:25 > 0:47:30I look at you, I don't see an intelligent, confident man.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35I see a cocky, scared-shitless kid.
0:47:35 > 0:47:39But you're a genius, Will. No-one denies that.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42No-one could possibly understand the depths of you.
0:47:42 > 0:47:47But you presumed to know about me because you saw a painting of mine.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50You ripped my fucking life apart.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55You're an orphan, right?
0:47:57 > 0:48:00Do you think I'd know the first thing
0:48:00 > 0:48:05about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are,
0:48:05 > 0:48:07because I've read Oliver Twist?
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Does that encapsulate you?
0:48:13 > 0:48:16Personally, I don't give a shit about all that
0:48:16 > 0:48:22because I can't learn anything from you I can't read in a fuckin' book.
0:48:22 > 0:48:26Unless you want to talk about you, who you are.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29Then I'm fascinated.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Come in.
0:48:33 > 0:48:37But you don't want to do that, do you, sport?
0:48:37 > 0:48:40You're terrified of what you might say.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48Your move, chief.
0:49:12 > 0:49:13KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:49:51 > 0:49:53PHONE RINGS
0:49:53 > 0:49:54Hello.
0:49:54 > 0:49:55Hello.
0:49:57 > 0:49:58'Hello.'
0:49:58 > 0:50:01Professor Valenti, is that you again?
0:50:04 > 0:50:05Freak.
0:50:09 > 0:50:13Who did you call?
0:50:10 > 0:50:13No-one. I forgot the number.
0:50:13 > 0:50:17Retarded. You went out in the rain without the number?
0:50:17 > 0:50:21It was your mother's 900 number. I ran out of cards.
0:50:21 > 0:50:25We get off on mothers. I just got off on yours!
0:50:23 > 0:50:25That's pretty funny, Morgan.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27He's a fucking orphan!
0:50:27 > 0:50:30You watch what happens.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30All right.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Watch what happens!
0:50:32 > 0:50:34You fucking with me?
0:50:40 > 0:50:42No smoking.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Didn't talk? But you had an hour.
0:51:14 > 0:51:19He counted the seconds until the session was over. Pretty impressive.
0:51:19 > 0:51:23Why'd he do that?
0:51:21 > 0:51:23To prove he doesn't have to talk to me.
0:51:23 > 0:51:28Is this a staring contest between kids from the neighbourhood?
0:51:28 > 0:51:32Yeah, it is. And I can't talk first.
0:51:32 > 0:51:37We know your theory but the boy's found a geometrical picture. >
0:51:37 > 0:51:42It won't work.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42He joined the vertices.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42I can do the sum.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45It's how you group the terms.
0:51:45 > 0:51:49But if we do it all this way...
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Hey, look, look.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53I wrote it down. It's simpler this way.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06Sometimes people get lucky.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08You're a brilliant man.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19HE WHISTLES
0:52:43 > 0:52:46You know, I was on this plane once
0:52:46 > 0:52:51and...the captain does his whole "We'll be cruising at 35,000ft,"
0:52:51 > 0:52:54but he puts the mike down, forgets to turn it off.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57He turns to the co-pilot, like...
0:52:57 > 0:53:01"All I could use now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee."
0:53:01 > 0:53:05The stewardess goes bombing up to tell him the microphone's on.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09A passenger says, "Hey, don't forget the coffee."
0:53:09 > 0:53:10HE CHUCKLES
0:53:10 > 0:53:12Ever been on a plane?
0:53:12 > 0:53:16No, but it's a joke. Works better in the first person.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Yeah, it does.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23I have been laid, you know.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Really? Good for you.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27- Big time. - Big time, eh?
0:53:27 > 0:53:30Yeah, I went on a date last week.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32- How'd it go? - It was good.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Going out again?
0:53:34 > 0:53:37I don't know. Haven't called her.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40You're an amateur.
0:53:38 > 0:53:40I know what I'm doing.
0:53:40 > 0:53:43Yeah. Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46But this girl is, you know, beautiful.
0:53:46 > 0:53:51She's smart, she's fun. Different from most girls I've been with.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53So call her up, Romeo.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57So I can see she's not that smart? She's fucking boring?
0:53:57 > 0:54:00She is fuckin' perfect now. I don't wanna ruin that.
0:54:00 > 0:54:05Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't want to ruin that.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08But I think that's a super philosophy.
0:54:08 > 0:54:14You can go through your entire life without ever having to know anybody.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18My wife farted when she was nervous.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21She had so many wonderful idiosyncrasies.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23She used to fart in her sleep!
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Sorry I shared that with you.
0:54:26 > 0:54:30One night it was so loud it woke the dog up!
0:54:31 > 0:54:33She woke up, like,
0:54:33 > 0:54:37"Was that you?" I said, "Yeah." I couldn't tell her!
0:54:37 > 0:54:39She woke herself up?
0:54:44 > 0:54:49Christ! She's been dead two years and that's the shit I remember.
0:54:49 > 0:54:54Wonderful stuff, you know. Little things like that.
0:54:54 > 0:54:59Those are what I miss the most - the idiosyncrasies that only I know.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01That's what made her my wife.
0:55:01 > 0:55:05She had the goods on me, too - she knew my peccadilloes.
0:55:05 > 0:55:10People call these things imperfections but they're not.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12That's the good stuff.
0:55:12 > 0:55:17And then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19You're not perfect, sport.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23And let me save you the suspense - this girl you met isn't perfect.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26But the question is whether or not
0:55:26 > 0:55:28you're perfect for each other.
0:55:28 > 0:55:32That's the deal. That's what intimacy is all about.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33You can know everything
0:55:33 > 0:55:37but you'll only find that out by giving it a shot.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40You won't learn from an old fucker like me.
0:55:40 > 0:55:44Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Why not?
0:55:46 > 0:55:49You told me every other fuckin' thing!
0:55:48 > 0:55:51Talk more than any shrink I ever seen.
0:55:51 > 0:55:55I teach this shit. I don't know how to do it.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57 Yeah.
0:56:01 > 0:56:06You think about getting remarried?
0:56:03 > 0:56:06My wife's dead.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09Hence the word "remarried".
0:56:07 > 0:56:09She's dead.
0:56:10 > 0:56:13Well, I think that's a super philosophy, Sean.
0:56:13 > 0:56:18You could go through the rest of your life without knowing anybody.
0:56:21 > 0:56:23Time's up.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Hold it open.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48FAINT PIANO PLAYING
0:56:54 > 0:56:56< SKYLAR SINGS
0:57:07 > 0:57:08HE KNOCKS
0:57:09 > 0:57:12G minor seven - serviceable chord.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16- Hello. - Hey.
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Where have you been?
0:57:18 > 0:57:20I'm sorry. I've been busy and...
0:57:22 > 0:57:24Mmm, me too. Yeah.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27I've... I thought you'd call.
0:57:27 > 0:57:29Yeah, um...
0:57:29 > 0:57:32We had a really good time.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32I had a good time, too.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34I mean, I just, I...
0:57:34 > 0:57:36I'm sorry. I blew it.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39No, no, I mean, you know, it's all right.
0:57:39 > 0:57:44So, I was wondering if, er, you'd give me another crack at it.
0:57:44 > 0:57:48Let me take you out again.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48Oh, I can't.
0:57:47 > 0:57:51All right.
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Oh, no, I didn't...
0:57:50 > 0:57:54I didn't mean I can't ever. I just can't right now.
0:57:54 > 0:57:57I'm assigning the proton spectrum for ibogamine.
0:57:57 > 0:58:01It sounds really interesting but it's actually boring.
0:58:01 > 0:58:04All right, um...
0:58:02 > 0:58:04But maybe some other time.
0:58:04 > 0:58:07Like tomorrow?
0:58:05 > 0:58:07Um, yeah, all right.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09OK.
0:58:09 > 0:58:10Bye.
0:58:24 > 0:58:25KNOCK AT DOOR
0:58:25 > 0:58:28What are you doing here?
0:58:26 > 0:58:28I couldn't wait.
0:58:28 > 0:58:31Where the fuck did you get this?
0:58:31 > 0:58:39I slept with someone in your class.
0:58:33 > 0:58:39I hope it was someone with open-toed sandals and bad breath.
0:58:39 > 0:58:42Let's have some fun.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42I've got to learn this.
0:58:42 > 0:58:47You're going to the surgery tomorrow?
0:58:44 > 0:58:47No.
0:58:46 > 0:58:47Let's go.
0:58:47 > 0:58:49CROWD CHEERS
0:58:52 > 0:58:55Oh, my God, my dog is winning!
0:58:55 > 0:58:57Come on, Misty!
0:58:57 > 0:59:00Come on, run! Come on!
0:58:59 > 0:59:01Look, there he goes!
0:59:04 > 0:59:08We won.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08We totally won!
0:59:09 > 0:59:13Did you grow up around here?
0:59:11 > 0:59:13Not far - South Boston.
0:59:15 > 0:59:17Still glowing from my win.
0:59:17 > 0:59:20Yeah, look at you. You're so happy.
0:59:21 > 0:59:24And what was that like, then?
0:59:24 > 0:59:27It was normal, I guess. Nothing special.
0:59:27 > 0:59:30Have you got a lot of brothers and sisters?
0:59:30 > 0:59:34Do I have a lot?
0:59:32 > 0:59:34That's what I said.
0:59:34 > 0:59:38Irish Catholic - what do you think?
0:59:36 > 0:59:38All right, that's fine.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41How many?
0:59:41 > 0:59:43You wouldn't believe me.
0:59:44 > 0:59:45Why?
0:59:45 > 0:59:47God, what, five?
0:59:47 > 0:59:51Seven? Eight? How many?
0:59:51 > 0:59:56Twelve big brothers.
0:59:52 > 0:59:56You do not!
0:59:53 > 0:59:56I swear to God. I'm lucky thirteen.
0:59:56 > 0:59:57Do you know all their names?
0:59:57 > 1:00:00Do I...? Yeah, they're my brothers.
1:00:00 > 1:00:04What are they called?
1:00:01 > 1:00:04Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey,
1:00:04 > 1:00:06Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robbie, Johnny and Brian.
1:00:06 > 1:00:10Say it again.
1:00:08 > 1:00:10Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey,
1:00:10 > 1:00:13Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robbie, Johnny and Brian.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15And Willy.
1:00:15 > 1:00:17Willy? Will.
1:00:17 > 1:00:18Wow.
1:00:18 > 1:00:22Do you still see all of them?
1:00:20 > 1:00:22Yeah, they're in Southy.
1:00:22 > 1:00:25I live with three of them. Yeah.
1:00:24 > 1:00:28I'd like to meet them.
1:00:26 > 1:00:28Yeah, we'll do that.
1:00:28 > 1:00:32I read your book last night.
1:00:30 > 1:00:32So you're the one!
1:00:32 > 1:00:35 Do you still counsel veterans?
1:00:35 > 1:00:40No, I don't.
1:00:37 > 1:00:40Why not?
1:00:37 > 1:00:40I gave it up when my wife got sick.
1:00:40 > 1:00:45You ever wonder what your life would be like if you never met your wife?
1:00:45 > 1:00:49Wonder if I'd be better off without her?
1:00:48 > 1:00:52Not better off. I didn't mean it like that.
1:00:52 > 1:00:55It's an important question. You'll have bad times,
1:00:55 > 1:00:59which wake you up to the good stuff you weren't attending to.
1:00:59 > 1:01:01You don't regret meeting your wife?
1:01:01 > 1:01:04Why? Because of the pain I feel now?
1:01:04 > 1:01:08I've got regrets, but I don't regret a day I spent with her.
1:01:13 > 1:01:16When did you know she was the one for you?
1:01:16 > 1:01:19October 21st, 1975.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21You know the fucking date?!
1:01:21 > 1:01:26Game Six of the World Series. Biggest game in Red Sox history.
1:01:26 > 1:01:31My friends and I slept on the sidewalk all night to get tickets.
1:01:31 > 1:01:33You got tickets?!
1:01:32 > 1:01:33Yep.
1:01:33 > 1:01:36We're in a bar waiting for the start
1:01:36 > 1:01:38and in walks this girl.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40Amazing game. Bottom of the eighth,
1:01:40 > 1:01:43Carbo ties it up with a 6-6. It went to 12.
1:01:43 > 1:01:48Bottom of the 12th, in stepped Carlton Fisk. Pudge steps up.
1:01:48 > 1:01:50He's got that weird stance?
1:01:50 > 1:01:52Then... UH! He clocks it.
1:01:52 > 1:01:55High fly ball on the left field line!
1:01:55 > 1:01:5935,000 people on their feet yelling at the ball
1:01:59 > 1:02:02and Fisk's waving at it like a madman. "Get over!"
1:02:02 > 1:02:03"Get over!"
1:02:03 > 1:02:05It hits the foul pole.
1:02:05 > 1:02:10He goes apeshit! And 35,000 fans charge the field.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13He's fuckin'...
1:02:11 > 1:02:13"Get out of the way!"
1:02:13 > 1:02:17I can't believe you had tickets! Did you rush the field?
1:02:17 > 1:02:19No, I wasn't there.
1:02:19 > 1:02:21- What? - No.
1:02:21 > 1:02:23I was with my future wife.
1:02:23 > 1:02:27You missed Fisk's home run? To be with some lady?!
1:02:27 > 1:02:30You should've seen her. A stunner.
1:02:30 > 1:02:33- I don't care... - She lit up the room.
1:02:32 > 1:02:35Even if it's Helen of Troy, that's Game Six!
1:02:35 > 1:02:40Your friends let you get away with that?!
1:02:38 > 1:02:40They had to.
1:02:40 > 1:02:45What did you say to 'em?
1:02:41 > 1:02:45I slid my ticket over and said, "I gotta see about a girl."
1:02:45 > 1:02:51 That's what you said? They let you get away with that?
1:02:50 > 1:02:53They saw my eyes and I meant it.
1:02:53 > 1:02:56You're kidding me.
1:02:54 > 1:02:56No, I'm not kidding.
1:02:56 > 1:03:01It's why I'm not talking about some girl I saw I regret not talking to.
1:03:01 > 1:03:05I don't regret the years I was married or the years I stopped work
1:03:05 > 1:03:10when she got sick or the last years when she got really sick.
1:03:10 > 1:03:14And I sure as hell don't regret missing the damn game.
1:03:14 > 1:03:16That's regret.
1:03:16 > 1:03:18Wow.
1:03:23 > 1:03:26Would've been nice to catch that game.
1:03:26 > 1:03:29I didn't know Pudge would hit a home run.
1:03:32 > 1:03:36I'm very useful on the court - I'm extremely tall.
1:03:37 > 1:03:40You're not that tall.
1:03:38 > 1:03:40I dunk.
1:03:43 > 1:03:45Will I ever play in the NBA?
1:03:46 > 1:03:48"It is decidedly so."
1:03:52 > 1:03:54Why do we always stay here?
1:03:54 > 1:03:57Cos it's nicer than my place.
1:03:57 > 1:04:01Yes, but I've never seen your place.
1:03:59 > 1:04:01I know.
1:04:01 > 1:04:05When am I going to meet your friends and brothers?
1:04:05 > 1:04:08They don't come down here much.
1:04:08 > 1:04:10I could make it to South Boston.
1:04:10 > 1:04:12It's kind of a hike.
1:04:12 > 1:04:17Is it me you're hiding from them or the other way round?
1:04:17 > 1:04:20All right, we'll go.
1:04:18 > 1:04:20When?
1:04:20 > 1:04:22I dunno. Some time next week.
1:04:22 > 1:04:27And if I said I would not sleep with you again until I met your friends?
1:04:32 > 1:04:37I'd say it's, like, 4.30 in the morning. They're probably up.
1:04:37 > 1:04:41Oh, men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener,
1:04:41 > 1:04:45you're acting on its behalf.
1:04:43 > 1:04:45You bet. On its behalf,
1:04:45 > 1:04:49can I get an advance payment?
1:04:47 > 1:04:49Let's ask.
1:04:49 > 1:04:51"Outlook does not look good."
1:04:51 > 1:04:54'What?'
1:04:52 > 1:04:54Hey, Chuck, nothing.
1:04:54 > 1:04:57That thing said you'd play in the NBA.
1:04:57 > 1:05:01Exactly, so you'd better start buying season tickets.
1:05:04 > 1:05:07I plan to. I'm tall. I like wearing shorts.
1:05:07 > 1:05:09Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.
1:05:09 > 1:05:13You're not that tall.
1:05:10 > 1:05:13I am. Maybe I'm all about 3 points.
1:05:15 > 1:05:17How about a home run?
1:05:17 > 1:05:21Stop mixing your sporting metaphors.
1:05:33 > 1:05:37The leprechaun's got his dick in the monkey's ass.
1:05:36 > 1:05:40The monkey comes running in going, "I don't mind it!"
1:05:40 > 1:05:45I can't believe you brought Skylar here. We're bombed and drinking!
1:05:45 > 1:05:48It's a rarity we'd be all drinking!
1:05:48 > 1:05:51Uncle Marty goes on a bender for months.
1:05:51 > 1:05:56Did I tell you what happened when he was driving and got pulled over?
1:05:56 > 1:05:58I'll tell you
1:05:58 > 1:06:00cos you ought to know this.
1:06:00 > 1:06:05He's always telling stories. Every time he's got a story. But go ahead.
1:06:06 > 1:06:10I will go ahead, thanks a lot. I have the floor now.
1:06:10 > 1:06:14Um, yeah, my Uncle Marty's driving home, right?
1:06:14 > 1:06:19Bombed out of his tree, right? Hammered out of his gourd. Wrecked.
1:06:19 > 1:06:24State trooper pulls him over. So, my uncle's fucked, basically.
1:06:24 > 1:06:29He pukes on the guy. Statie's pretty sure he's over the legal limit.
1:06:29 > 1:06:32He's about to throw cuffs on, put him in jail.
1:06:32 > 1:06:36Suddenly down the road there's this huge fucking boom!
1:06:36 > 1:06:40So, statie gets spooked and turns around...
1:06:38 > 1:06:40Gunshot?
1:06:40 > 1:06:42No.
1:06:42 > 1:06:44You've heard this before.
1:06:44 > 1:06:48Some other guy's car had hit a tree, OK? There was an accident.
1:06:48 > 1:06:50Anyway...
1:06:50 > 1:06:52- How could he hear... - Shut the fuck up!
1:06:52 > 1:06:55I'm gonna break your neck! Shut up!
1:06:55 > 1:07:00So, he tells my uncle, "Stay here. Don't move."
1:07:00 > 1:07:03Statie runs down the road to deal with the accident.
1:07:03 > 1:07:07After a few minutes of lying in piss and vomit,
1:07:07 > 1:07:09my uncle wonders what he's doing there.
1:07:09 > 1:07:12Gets in his car and drives home.
1:07:12 > 1:07:17The next morning my uncle's passed out and hears this knock on the door
1:07:17 > 1:07:18He goes downstairs,
1:07:18 > 1:07:22pulls the door open - "What?!" It's the state trooper.
1:07:22 > 1:07:27Statie's like, "What? I pulled you over last night and you took off."
1:07:27 > 1:07:33He's like, "I never seen you. I been home all night. I don't know you."
1:07:32 > 1:07:38He's like, "You know me. Let me get in your garage. Open your garage."
1:07:38 > 1:07:41My uncle opens the garage.
1:07:41 > 1:07:44And there is... the statie's police cruiser.
1:07:44 > 1:07:46It's in my uncle's garage.
1:07:46 > 1:07:51He was so fuckin' hammered he drove the wrong car home.
1:07:51 > 1:07:55And the statie was so embarrassed, he didn't do anything.
1:07:55 > 1:07:59He'd been driving my uncle's Chevelle, looking for the house.
1:07:59 > 1:08:03Chuck, what the fuck is the point of your story?
1:08:03 > 1:08:05He got away. That's the point.
1:08:05 > 1:08:08All right, well, question.
1:08:08 > 1:08:09Stop!
1:08:09 > 1:08:12I want to clarify this!
1:08:10 > 1:08:12You're embarrassing.
1:08:12 > 1:08:16It doesn't make sense!
1:08:14 > 1:08:16It does. Just listen to the story.
1:08:16 > 1:08:20See if you get this. I've got a little story.
1:08:20 > 1:08:24All right, there's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy.
1:08:24 > 1:08:28And they wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversary.
1:08:28 > 1:08:32And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy.
1:08:32 > 1:08:37- IRISH ACCENT: - "Paddy, you're such a good-looking fella. I love ya."
1:08:37 > 1:08:39"I want to give you a present."
1:08:39 > 1:08:44"Anything you desire, I'll give to you. What would you like?"
1:08:44 > 1:08:48Paddy's, like, "Oh, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer."
1:08:48 > 1:08:53"Now, in 50 years there's one thing that's been missing."
1:08:53 > 1:08:57"And, er, I would like you to give me a blow job."
1:08:57 > 1:09:01"I would like one." And Mary's, like, "All right."
1:09:01 > 1:09:05Takes her teeth out, puts them in a glass, gives him a blow job.
1:09:05 > 1:09:10Afterwards Paddy's, like, "Jeez, that's what I've been missing."
1:09:10 > 1:09:15"That was the most earth-shattering thing ever! Beautiful! I love you."
1:09:15 > 1:09:18"Is there anything that I could do for you?"
1:09:18 > 1:09:23And Mary looks up at him and she goes... "Give us a kiss."
1:09:22 > 1:09:25- Urgh! - Oh, my God!
1:09:25 > 1:09:28That's filthy!
1:09:26 > 1:09:28< I've heard filthier.
1:09:34 > 1:09:39See you guys later.
1:09:36 > 1:09:39All right. Take it easy, Bill.
1:09:39 > 1:09:44Skylar, thanks for coming. Changed my opinion of Harvard people.
1:09:44 > 1:09:48Don't rush your judgment. They're not all like me.
1:09:48 > 1:09:50I'm sure. It was nice to meet you.
1:09:50 > 1:09:53Take it easy. Slowly back away.
1:09:53 > 1:09:55Oh, come on! Brother!
1:09:55 > 1:09:58What are you doing? You're giving us a ride.
1:09:58 > 1:10:02What do I look like?
1:09:59 > 1:10:02< C'mon, Chuck. Will's taking the car.
1:10:02 > 1:10:05All right, thanks, Chuck. I appreciate it.
1:10:05 > 1:10:10What are you getting serious about? You're dropping me off.
1:10:10 > 1:10:12It's out of the way.
1:10:12 > 1:10:15Just cos you're not sleeping in your palace tonight,
1:10:15 > 1:10:18don't start thinking you're bad.
1:10:17 > 1:10:22You said we'd see your place.
1:10:19 > 1:10:22Not tonight.
1:10:20 > 1:10:22Not any night.
1:10:22 > 1:10:26He knows once you see that shithole, he's getting dropped.
1:10:26 > 1:10:30I want to meet your brothers.
1:10:28 > 1:10:30We'll do that another time.
1:10:30 > 1:10:31All right.
1:10:34 > 1:10:36I need them keys.
1:10:36 > 1:10:40The stewardess hears it, rushes down the aisle.
1:10:40 > 1:10:43I yell, "Don't forget the coffee."
1:10:43 > 1:10:46Bullshit. You didn't say that!
1:10:45 > 1:10:48For Christ's sake, it's a joke.
1:10:48 > 1:10:50I know someone it happened to.
1:10:50 > 1:10:54Gerry, have trouble finding it?
1:10:52 > 1:10:54I took a cab.
1:10:54 > 1:10:58Timmy, this is Gerry. We went to college together.
1:10:58 > 1:11:02Nice to meet you.
1:11:00 > 1:11:02Pleased to meet you.
1:11:02 > 1:11:04Can I get you a beer?
1:11:03 > 1:11:04No, a Perrier.
1:11:04 > 1:11:08That's French for club soda.
1:11:06 > 1:11:08Club soda, yeah?
1:11:08 > 1:11:10Couple of sandwiches too. On my tab.
1:11:10 > 1:11:14You plan on paying it?
1:11:11 > 1:11:14Got the winning lottery ticket.
1:11:14 > 1:11:18What's the jackpot?
1:11:15 > 1:11:1812 million.
1:11:16 > 1:11:18That won't cover it.
1:11:18 > 1:11:21It will your sex-change operation!
1:11:24 > 1:11:28Nuts?
1:11:25 > 1:11:28No, thank you.
1:11:30 > 1:11:33So, you wanted to talk about Will.
1:11:33 > 1:11:36It seems to be going well.
1:11:34 > 1:11:36I think so.
1:11:36 > 1:11:39Have you talked to him about his future?
1:11:39 > 1:11:43We haven't gotten to that. We're banging away at the past.
1:11:43 > 1:11:48Maybe you should. My phone's ringing non-stop with job offers.
1:11:48 > 1:11:50What kind?
1:11:50 > 1:11:55Cutting edge maths, think tanks. His mind will be given free reign.
1:11:55 > 1:12:00It's great that there are offers but I don't think he's ready.
1:12:04 > 1:12:06I'm not sure you understand, Sean.
1:12:06 > 1:12:09What don't I understand?
1:12:09 > 1:12:12Thanks, Tim.
1:12:10 > 1:12:12Thank you.
1:12:12 > 1:12:15Don't get sticky fingers.
1:12:15 > 1:12:17Tim, can you help us?
1:12:17 > 1:12:19We're trying to settle a bet.
1:12:19 > 1:12:21Uh-oh.
1:12:21 > 1:12:23You ever heard of Jonas Salk?
1:12:23 > 1:12:27Sure. Cured polio.
1:12:24 > 1:12:27You've heard of Albert Einstein?
1:12:29 > 1:12:32How about Gerald Lambeau? Ever heard of him?
1:12:32 > 1:12:34No.
1:12:34 > 1:12:38Thank you, Tim.
1:12:35 > 1:12:38So, who won the bet?
1:12:36 > 1:12:38I did.
1:12:41 > 1:12:47This isn't about me, Sean. I'm nothing compared to this young man.
1:12:49 > 1:12:52You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?
1:12:52 > 1:12:57In 1905 there were professors famed for their study of the universe.
1:12:57 > 1:13:02But it was a Swiss patent clerk doing physics in his spare time
1:13:02 > 1:13:04who changed the world.
1:13:04 > 1:13:08Imagine if Einstein gave that up to get drunk with his buddies.
1:13:08 > 1:13:12We all would've lost something. Tim would never have heard of him.
1:13:12 > 1:13:16Pretty dramatic.
1:13:14 > 1:13:16No, it isn't, Sean.
1:13:15 > 1:13:21Will has the gift. He just hasn't got direction. We can give him that.
1:13:20 > 1:13:26Hey, Gerry, in the 1960s a young man graduated from Michigan University.
1:13:26 > 1:13:29Did some brilliant work in mathematics.
1:13:29 > 1:13:31Bounded harmonic functions.
1:13:31 > 1:13:34He went to Berkeley - showed amazing potential.
1:13:34 > 1:13:37Moved to Montana - blew the competition away.
1:13:37 > 1:13:42Yes, but who was he?
1:13:39 > 1:13:42Ted Kaczynski.
1:13:40 > 1:13:42Never heard of him.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44- Hey, Timmy! - Yo!
1:13:44 > 1:13:47Who's Ted Kaczynski?
1:13:45 > 1:13:47Unabomber.
1:13:48 > 1:13:53That's what I'm talking about. We gotta give him direction.
1:13:52 > 1:13:56He can contribute to the world. We can help.
1:13:56 > 1:14:01Direction's OK, manipulation's not.
1:13:58 > 1:14:01Sean...
1:13:58 > 1:14:01We have to let...
1:14:00 > 1:14:05I'm not sitting around hatching a plan to ruin his life!
1:14:05 > 1:14:10I was doing advanced maths at 18. It took 20 years to win a Fields Medal.
1:14:10 > 1:14:15He mightn't want what you do. Life is more than a fucking Fields Medal.
1:14:15 > 1:14:20This is too important, Sean. And it's above personal rivalry.
1:14:20 > 1:14:24Let's give him time to figure out what he wants.
1:14:24 > 1:14:30Wonderful theory. It worked wonders for you, didn't it?
1:14:27 > 1:14:30It did, you arrogant fucking prick!
1:14:31 > 1:14:34Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I came here.
1:14:34 > 1:14:39I wanted to keep you in the loop.
1:14:36 > 1:14:39Nice to be in the loop.
1:14:39 > 1:14:42He's now in a meeting I set up over at McNeil.
1:14:42 > 1:14:45Well, Will, I'm not exactly sure
1:14:45 > 1:14:49what you mean. We've already offered you a position.
1:14:49 > 1:14:54Nobody works without a retainer. If you find somebody, go ahead.
1:14:54 > 1:14:57But they won't represent you as well as I can.
1:14:57 > 1:15:00Will, our offer is 84,000 per year.
1:15:01 > 1:15:03RETAINER!
1:15:03 > 1:15:05Retainer.
1:15:05 > 1:15:08You want us to give you cash, right now?
1:15:08 > 1:15:11Woah, ho ho! Easy! Now, I didn't say that.
1:15:11 > 1:15:14Allegedly,
1:15:14 > 1:15:16your situation, for you,
1:15:16 > 1:15:19would be concurrently improved
1:15:18 > 1:15:23if I had 200 in my back pocket right now.
1:15:23 > 1:15:27Hmm. Ah, I don't think I can... Um, er, Larry?
1:15:28 > 1:15:30I've got 73.
1:15:30 > 1:15:32Will you take a cheque?
1:15:33 > 1:15:38Let me tell you something. You're suspect! Yeah, you.
1:15:38 > 1:15:41I dunno what your reputation is in this town
1:15:41 > 1:15:46but after the shit you tried to pull today, I'll be looking into you.
1:15:46 > 1:15:52Now, in business we have heretofore...
1:15:52 > 1:15:55You can speak with my aforementioned attorney.
1:15:55 > 1:15:57Good day, gentlemen.
1:15:57 > 1:16:01And until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.
1:16:15 > 1:16:18How's it going?
1:16:16 > 1:16:18Fine.
1:16:19 > 1:16:20Good.
1:16:20 > 1:16:22You want some help?
1:16:22 > 1:16:23No.
1:16:23 > 1:16:28Give me one little peek.
1:16:25 > 1:16:28No!
1:16:26 > 1:16:28We'll go to the batting cages.
1:16:28 > 1:16:32It is actually important that I learn this.
1:16:32 > 1:16:35It's really important. To me, OK?
1:16:35 > 1:16:37All right.
1:16:38 > 1:16:42Why don't we hang out here all day?
1:16:40 > 1:16:42Yes, why don't we?
1:16:42 > 1:16:46All right, Mr Nosy Parker...
1:16:48 > 1:16:52..seeing as you're intent on breaking my balls...
1:16:52 > 1:16:54..let me ask you a question.
1:16:54 > 1:16:55All right.
1:16:55 > 1:16:58Do you have a photographic memory?
1:16:59 > 1:17:03I don't know, I just kinda remember. How do you remember
1:17:03 > 1:17:05your phone number? You just do.
1:17:05 > 1:17:09Have you studied organic chemistry?
1:17:07 > 1:17:09A little bit.
1:17:09 > 1:17:11Oh, just for fun?
1:17:10 > 1:17:11Yeah, for kicks.
1:17:11 > 1:17:16Yeah, it's so much fun studying organic chemistry. Are you mad?
1:17:16 > 1:17:20Have you lost your mind? Nobody studies it for fun.
1:17:20 > 1:17:23It's not a necessity, especially for someone like you.
1:17:23 > 1:17:30Someone like me?
1:17:24 > 1:17:30Yeah. Someone who divides their time between batting cages and bars.
1:17:30 > 1:17:33You would hardly say it's a necessity.
1:17:33 > 1:17:37You know, there are very smart people here at Harvard,
1:17:37 > 1:17:42and even they have to study because this is really hard. And yet...
1:17:43 > 1:17:48..you do it so easily, I don't understand how your mind works.
1:17:48 > 1:17:51Do you play the piano?
1:17:49 > 1:17:51I want to talk about this!
1:17:51 > 1:17:53I'm trying to explain it. Do you?
1:17:53 > 1:17:55Yeah, a bit.
1:17:55 > 1:17:59All right, so when you look at a piano, you see Mozart.
1:17:57 > 1:17:59I see Chopsticks.
1:17:59 > 1:18:05Well, Beethoven looked at a piano and it made sense. He could play.
1:18:05 > 1:18:11So, you play the piano?
1:18:06 > 1:18:11Not a lick. I look at a piano, I see keys, three pedals and a box.
1:18:11 > 1:18:15Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play.
1:18:15 > 1:18:17I couldn't paint you a picture.
1:18:17 > 1:18:21I can't hit the ball out of Fenway. I can't play piano.
1:18:21 > 1:18:24But you can do my O Chem paper in under an hour.
1:18:24 > 1:18:29Right. When it came to stuff like that, I could always just play.
1:18:31 > 1:18:33That's the best I can explain it.
1:18:33 > 1:18:36Come here. I have to tell you something.
1:18:36 > 1:18:40Huh?
1:18:37 > 1:18:40I have to tell you something.
1:18:40 > 1:18:42Well...
1:18:56 > 1:18:59It's not fair.
1:18:57 > 1:18:59What's not fair? What?
1:18:59 > 1:19:05I've been here for four years... and I've only just found you.
1:19:07 > 1:19:09Well, you found me.
1:19:20 > 1:19:22Are you awake?
1:19:22 > 1:19:24No.
1:19:25 > 1:19:27Yes, you are.
1:19:29 > 1:19:32Will, come to California with me.
1:19:34 > 1:19:36What?
1:19:38 > 1:19:41I want you to come to California with me.
1:19:46 > 1:19:48Are you sure about that?
1:19:48 > 1:19:50Oh, yeah.
1:19:51 > 1:19:53Yeah, but how do you know?
1:19:54 > 1:19:56I don't know.
1:19:56 > 1:19:58I just know.
1:19:58 > 1:20:00Yeah, but how do you know?
1:20:00 > 1:20:04I know because I feel it.
1:20:04 > 1:20:08Cos that's a really serious thing you're saying.
1:20:08 > 1:20:09We could be in California
1:20:09 > 1:20:13and you might find out something about me you don't like.
1:20:13 > 1:20:17You'll wish you hadn't said that but you can't take it back
1:20:17 > 1:20:22and I'm stuck in California with someone that wants a take-back.
1:20:22 > 1:20:24A what? What's a take-back?
1:20:25 > 1:20:27I don't want a take-back.
1:20:27 > 1:20:31I just want you to come to California with me.
1:20:31 > 1:20:36Well, I can't go to California with you, so...
1:20:36 > 1:20:38Why not?
1:20:37 > 1:20:43One, because I've...got a job here. And two, because I live here.
1:20:43 > 1:20:45Look, um...
1:20:45 > 1:20:47If you don't love me, just tell me.
1:20:47 > 1:20:50I'm not saying I don't love you.
1:20:51 > 1:20:56Then why? Why won't you come? What are you so scared of?
1:20:56 > 1:20:59What am I so scared of?
1:20:59 > 1:21:01What aren't you scared of?
1:21:01 > 1:21:08You live in a little world where no one challenges you. You're scared...
1:21:05 > 1:21:08Don't tell me about my world!
1:21:08 > 1:21:11You want a fling with a downtown guy
1:21:11 > 1:21:15and you'll go to Stanford, marry some prick your parents will like
1:21:15 > 1:21:20and tell other trust-fund babies how you went slumming, too, once!
1:21:20 > 1:21:25Why are you saying this? What is your obsession with this money?
1:21:25 > 1:21:29My father died when I was 13 and I inherited this money.
1:21:29 > 1:21:33Every day I wake up and I wish that I could give it back.
1:21:33 > 1:21:35I'd give it back in a second
1:21:35 > 1:21:39if I could have one more day with him. But I can't
1:21:39 > 1:21:43and that's my life and I deal with it. So don't put shit on me
1:21:43 > 1:21:45when you are afraid.
1:21:45 > 1:21:47What the fuck am I afraid of?!
1:21:47 > 1:21:52ME! You're afraid I won't love you back. Know what? I'm afraid, too!
1:21:52 > 1:21:55Fuck it! At least I'm honest with you.
1:21:55 > 1:21:59I'm not honest with you?
1:21:56 > 1:21:59What about your 12 brothers?
1:21:59 > 1:22:02No, you're not going.
1:22:02 > 1:22:07What do you wanna know? I don't have 12 brothers! I'm a fucking orphan!
1:22:07 > 1:22:09I didn't know that.
1:22:09 > 1:22:12I had cigarettes put out on me when I was a kid!
1:22:12 > 1:22:15The motherfucker stabbed me!
1:22:15 > 1:22:20You don't want to hear that shit! Don't say you wanna hear that shit!
1:22:20 > 1:22:23I want to help you...
1:22:21 > 1:22:23Help me?!
1:22:23 > 1:22:25Have I got a fucking sign on? "Save Me"?!
1:22:25 > 1:22:28- No! - Do I look like that?
1:22:28 > 1:22:29I want to be with you!
1:22:29 > 1:22:34Don't bullshit me!
1:22:31 > 1:22:34I love you!
1:22:32 > 1:22:34Don't bullshit me!!
1:22:34 > 1:22:40I love you! I want to hear you say that you don't love me.
1:22:40 > 1:22:42Because if you say that...
1:22:45 > 1:22:48..then I won't call you.
1:22:48 > 1:22:51And I won't be in your life.
1:22:57 > 1:22:59I don't love you.
1:23:35 > 1:23:37GIRLS GIGGLE
1:23:38 > 1:23:42Most people never get to see how brilliant they can be.
1:23:42 > 1:23:48They don't find teachers who believe in them. They believe they're stupid
1:23:47 > 1:23:51I hope you appreciate what he's doing.
1:23:51 > 1:23:55Cos I've seen how much he enjoys working with you.
1:23:54 > 1:23:57Not against you.
1:24:00 > 1:24:02Hello, Will.
1:24:02 > 1:24:05Tom, can you get us some coffee?
1:24:05 > 1:24:07Sure.
1:24:09 > 1:24:11Now, let's see...
1:24:18 > 1:24:19Good.
1:24:19 > 1:24:21This is correct.
1:24:22 > 1:24:25I see you used McClure in here.
1:24:25 > 1:24:28I don't know what to call it but...
1:24:28 > 1:24:30This can't be right.
1:24:34 > 1:24:36It will be very embarrassing.
1:24:38 > 1:24:42Did you ever consider...?
1:24:39 > 1:24:42I'm pretty sure it's right.
1:24:42 > 1:24:44Can we work in Sean's office from now
1:24:44 > 1:24:48because I have to knock off work and the commute kills me?
1:24:48 > 1:24:52Yeah, sure. Did you think of the possibility...?
1:24:52 > 1:24:54It's right. It's right.
1:24:54 > 1:24:56Just take it home with you.
1:24:59 > 1:25:02What happened at the McNeil meeting?
1:25:02 > 1:25:07I couldn't go - I had a date - so I sent my chief negotiator.
1:25:10 > 1:25:14On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will.
1:25:14 > 1:25:17But when I set up a meeting with associates
1:25:16 > 1:25:21and you don't go, it reflects poorly on me.
1:25:19 > 1:25:21Don't set up any more.
1:25:21 > 1:25:27I won't. I'll give you a job but I wanted you to see what's out there.
1:25:27 > 1:25:32Maybe I don't want to spend my life explaining shit to people.
1:25:36 > 1:25:39I think you could show me some appreciation.
1:25:39 > 1:25:44A little appreciation? Do you know how easy this is for me?
1:25:44 > 1:25:47Any idea how easy? This is a fuckin' joke!
1:25:47 > 1:25:49I'm sorry you can't do this!
1:25:49 > 1:25:51Because I wouldn't have to sit here
1:25:51 > 1:25:53and watch you fuck it up!
1:25:56 > 1:26:00You'd have more time to sit around and get drunk.
1:26:00 > 1:26:06You're right. This is probably a total waste of my time.
1:26:18 > 1:26:20You're right, Will.
1:26:23 > 1:26:25I can't do this proof.
1:26:26 > 1:26:31And you can. Only about a handful of people in the world
1:26:31 > 1:26:34can tell the difference between you and me.
1:26:34 > 1:26:38But I'm one of them.
1:26:35 > 1:26:38Sorry.
1:26:36 > 1:26:38So am I.
1:26:38 > 1:26:41Most days I wish I'd never met you.
1:26:43 > 1:26:46Because then I could sleep at night.
1:26:46 > 1:26:49I wouldn't have to walk around with the knowledge
1:26:49 > 1:26:53that there's someone like you out there.
1:26:57 > 1:27:01I wouldn't have to watch you throw it all away.
1:27:05 > 1:27:08BILL PLAYS KEYS ON PIANO
1:27:08 > 1:27:11Bill, hold it. Did you hear that?
1:27:11 > 1:27:13GROANING
1:27:13 > 1:27:15Morgan!
1:27:15 > 1:27:20If you're watching pornos in my mom's room, I'll give you a beating!
1:27:22 > 1:27:24DOOR SLAMS
1:27:24 > 1:27:26FOOTSTEPS
1:27:35 > 1:27:37 What's up, fellas?
1:27:37 > 1:27:42Why don't you jerk off in your own house? That's fuckin' filthy.
1:27:42 > 1:27:44I don't have a VCR in the house.
1:27:47 > 1:27:50Come on, not in my glove.
1:27:50 > 1:27:52I didn't use the glove.
1:27:52 > 1:27:54That's my little league glove.
1:27:56 > 1:27:58What do you want me to do?
1:27:58 > 1:28:03I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?
1:28:03 > 1:28:06I didn't. I just used it for the clean-up.
1:28:06 > 1:28:08ALL LAUGH
1:28:08 > 1:28:13Don't jerk off in my mother's room!
1:28:10 > 1:28:13Is there another VCR in the house?
1:28:13 > 1:28:18So why do you think I should work for the National Security Agency?
1:28:18 > 1:28:21Well, you'd be working on the cutting edge.
1:28:21 > 1:28:26You'd be exposed to technology you wouldn't see anywhere else
1:28:26 > 1:28:28because we've classified it.
1:28:28 > 1:28:34Superstring theory, chaos maths, advanced algorithms...
1:28:32 > 1:28:34Code-breaking.
1:28:34 > 1:28:36That's one aspect of what we do.
1:28:38 > 1:28:43That is what you do. You handle 80% of the intelligence workload.
1:28:43 > 1:28:45You're seven times the size of the CIA.
1:28:45 > 1:28:48We don't like to brag about that.
1:28:48 > 1:28:51But you're exactly right.
1:28:50 > 1:28:56The way I see it, the question isn't why should you work for the NSA,
1:28:56 > 1:28:59the question is, why shouldn't you?
1:28:59 > 1:29:02Why shouldn't I work for the NSA?
1:29:03 > 1:29:06It's a tough one. But I'll take a shot.
1:29:06 > 1:29:10Say somebody gives me a code that no-one else can break.
1:29:10 > 1:29:14Maybe I break it. I'm happy because I did my job well.
1:29:14 > 1:29:17But maybe that code's the location of some rebel army.
1:29:17 > 1:29:22Once they have it, they bomb a village where the rebels are.
1:29:22 > 1:29:251,500 people I had no problem with get killed.
1:29:25 > 1:29:27Politicians send in the marines.
1:29:27 > 1:29:31They don't give a shit. Their kid won't get shot.
1:29:31 > 1:29:36It wasn't them when they got called - they were in the National Guard.
1:29:36 > 1:29:39Some Southy kid takes shrapnel in the ass,
1:29:39 > 1:29:43comes back to find his job got exported to that country,
1:29:43 > 1:29:47the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his job at 15 cents a day.
1:29:47 > 1:29:49He realises he was there
1:29:49 > 1:29:54so we could install a government to sell us oil at a good price.
1:29:54 > 1:29:57The oil companies use it to scare up domestic prices -
1:29:57 > 1:30:02a little benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy.
1:30:02 > 1:30:05They take their time bringing the oil back.
1:30:05 > 1:30:10Maybe they hire an alcoholic skipper who plays slalom with the icebergs.
1:30:10 > 1:30:14He hits one, spills oil and kills sea life in the Atlantic.
1:30:14 > 1:30:18My buddy has no job, can't afford to drive, has to walk to interviews,
1:30:18 > 1:30:21the shrapnel gives him haemorrhoids.
1:30:21 > 1:30:25And he's starving because the only blue plate special
1:30:25 > 1:30:29is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
1:30:29 > 1:30:33So, what did I think? I'm holding out for something better.
1:30:33 > 1:30:36So, fuck it, why not just shoot my buddy,
1:30:36 > 1:30:40give his job to his enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village,
1:30:40 > 1:30:45club a seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard?
1:30:45 > 1:30:47I can be elected president.
1:30:47 > 1:30:50You feel like you're alone?
1:30:48 > 1:30:50What?
1:30:50 > 1:30:52Do you have a soul mate?
1:30:53 > 1:30:55Define that.
1:30:55 > 1:30:58Somebody who challenges you.
1:30:59 > 1:31:04Er, Chuckie.
1:31:00 > 1:31:04He's family. He'd lie down in traffic for you.
1:31:04 > 1:31:09I mean someone who opens up things for you, touches your soul.
1:31:09 > 1:31:10I-I got it.
1:31:10 > 1:31:12Who?
1:31:12 > 1:31:15I got plenty.
1:31:13 > 1:31:15Well, name them.
1:31:15 > 1:31:18Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, Kant, Pope, Locke...
1:31:18 > 1:31:21They're all dead.
1:31:19 > 1:31:21Not to me, they're not.
1:31:21 > 1:31:23Not much dialogue with them.
1:31:23 > 1:31:26You can't give back to them, Will.
1:31:26 > 1:31:29Not without smelling salts and a heater.
1:31:29 > 1:31:31That's what I'm saying.
1:31:31 > 1:31:36You'll never have that relationship when you can't take the first step.
1:31:36 > 1:31:39All you see is every negative thing 10 miles away.
1:31:39 > 1:31:43You taking the professor's side?
1:31:41 > 1:31:43Don't shit me.
1:31:43 > 1:31:47I didn't want the job.
1:31:44 > 1:31:47It's not about the job.
1:31:46 > 1:31:50You can do anything. You are bound by nothing.
1:31:50 > 1:31:53What are you passionate about? What do you want?
1:31:53 > 1:31:55Some guys work their entire life
1:31:55 > 1:31:59laying bricks so their kids have your chances.
1:31:59 > 1:32:02I didn't ask for this.
1:32:01 > 1:32:04You were born with it. Don't cop out.
1:32:04 > 1:32:07Cop out? What's wrong with laying brick?
1:32:07 > 1:32:08Nothing.
1:32:08 > 1:32:11That's somebody's home I'm building.
1:32:11 > 1:32:15My dad laid brick. Busted his ass for my education.
1:32:15 > 1:32:17Exactly! An honourable trade!
1:32:17 > 1:32:21Like fixing a car so people can get to work. Honour in that!
1:32:21 > 1:32:25Yeah. And there's honour in taking a long train ride
1:32:25 > 1:32:27so college kids have clean floors.
1:32:27 > 1:32:30That's real work.
1:32:28 > 1:32:30That's right.
1:32:30 > 1:32:33Sure that's why you took that job.
1:32:33 > 1:32:35For the honour of it(!)
1:32:35 > 1:32:39I have a question. You could be a janitor anywhere.
1:32:39 > 1:32:43Why work at the most prestigious college in the whole fucking world?
1:32:43 > 1:32:48Why did you sneak around at night, finishing off formulas
1:32:48 > 1:32:50and then lie about it?
1:32:51 > 1:32:55Cos I don't see a lot of honour in that, Will.
1:32:58 > 1:33:01So, what do you really want to do?
1:33:04 > 1:33:06I want to be a shepherd.
1:33:06 > 1:33:07Really?
1:33:07 > 1:33:11Get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.
1:33:11 > 1:33:13Maybe you should.
1:33:13 > 1:33:14What?
1:33:14 > 1:33:18If you're gonna jerk off, do it with a moist towel.
1:33:18 > 1:33:21You chucking me?
1:33:19 > 1:33:21Get the fuck out.
1:33:19 > 1:33:21No! Time's not up yet!
1:33:21 > 1:33:24You're wasting my fucking time.
1:33:24 > 1:33:26I thought we were friends!
1:33:26 > 1:33:28Playtime's over.
1:33:28 > 1:33:33Why are you kicking me out? You're lecturing me on life, you burnout?
1:33:33 > 1:33:35- What winds you? - Working with you.
1:33:35 > 1:33:38Where's your soul mate? Where is she?
1:33:38 > 1:33:40- Dead. - Right, she's dead!
1:33:40 > 1:33:43You cash in your chips and leave!
1:33:43 > 1:33:47- At least I played a hand. - You played and lost!
1:33:47 > 1:33:51Some people lose a big hand and have the sack to ante up again!
1:33:51 > 1:33:53What do you want to do?
1:33:59 > 1:34:03You and your bullshit. You got a bullshit answer for everybody.
1:34:03 > 1:34:08But I ask you a simple question and you can't give me an answer.
1:34:09 > 1:34:12Because you don't know.
1:34:13 > 1:34:15See you, Bo-Peep.
1:34:18 > 1:34:21Fuck you.
1:34:19 > 1:34:21You're the shepherd.
1:34:25 > 1:34:28Shepherd! Right little prick.
1:34:30 > 1:34:36I just wanted to, you know, call you up before you left.
1:34:36 > 1:34:41'I'm taking job interviews. I'm not gonna be a construction worker.'
1:34:41 > 1:34:43I never cared about that.
1:34:44 > 1:34:46Yeah.
1:34:49 > 1:34:50I love you.
1:34:54 > 1:34:57Will...
1:34:58 > 1:35:00You...take care.
1:35:04 > 1:35:06Bye.
1:35:08 > 1:35:10# Says I've seen your picture
1:35:10 > 1:35:15# On a hundred-dollar bill
1:35:15 > 1:35:18# What's a game of chance to you?
1:35:18 > 1:35:20# He was wrong
1:35:22 > 1:35:24# Thrill skill
1:35:24 > 1:35:29# So glad to meet you, Angeles
1:35:32 > 1:35:34# Picking up the ticket shows
1:35:34 > 1:35:38# There's money to be made
1:35:39 > 1:35:41# Go on, lose the gamble
1:35:42 > 1:35:46# That's the history of the trade
1:35:46 > 1:35:51# Did you add up all the cards left to play
1:35:54 > 1:35:56# To zero?
1:35:56 > 1:35:59# Summoning up the people, Angeles
1:36:02 > 1:36:05# Don't start me trying... #
1:36:09 > 1:36:10Will!
1:36:12 > 1:36:14Will, that's it! We're done!
1:36:14 > 1:36:18I'm sitting in your office and the boy isn't here.
1:36:18 > 1:36:20Well, it's ten past five.
1:36:20 > 1:36:23An hour and ten minutes late?
1:36:26 > 1:36:31What if he doesn't show? I file a report and he goes back to jail.
1:36:31 > 1:36:33It won't be on my conscience.
1:36:36 > 1:36:38OK. Fine.
1:36:40 > 1:36:43What's up?
1:36:44 > 1:36:46Thanks.
1:36:49 > 1:36:51Ahh. Ah.
1:36:51 > 1:36:52Fuck, that's good.
1:36:56 > 1:36:58So, how's your lady?
1:36:58 > 1:37:00Ah, she's gone.
1:37:01 > 1:37:03Gone? Gone where?
1:37:03 > 1:37:07Med school. Medical school in California.
1:37:07 > 1:37:09- Really? - Yeah.
1:37:09 > 1:37:12When was this?
1:37:10 > 1:37:12Just a week ago.
1:37:16 > 1:37:18That sucks.
1:37:19 > 1:37:23When are you done with those meetings?
1:37:24 > 1:37:26Like the week after I'm 21.
1:37:26 > 1:37:29They gonna hook you up with a job?
1:37:29 > 1:37:33Yeah, fucking sit in a room and do long division for 50 years.
1:37:33 > 1:37:38Probably make some nice bank.
1:37:36 > 1:37:38Yeah, and be a fucking lab rat.
1:37:38 > 1:37:41Better than this shit. A way out of here.
1:37:41 > 1:37:45What do I want a way out for? I'm gonna live here the rest of my life.
1:37:45 > 1:37:48Be neighbours, have little kids,
1:37:48 > 1:37:52take 'em to little league together up Foley Field.
1:37:53 > 1:37:58You're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way...
1:37:58 > 1:38:00In 20 years, if you're still here,
1:38:00 > 1:38:05coming over to watch the Patriots game, still working in construction,
1:38:05 > 1:38:08I'll fuckin' kill you. That's a fact.
1:38:08 > 1:38:12What the fuck you talking about?
1:38:09 > 1:38:12You've got something none of us has.
1:38:12 > 1:38:17Come on! Why is it always "I owe it to myself"? What if I don't want to?
1:38:17 > 1:38:22No, no, fuck you! You don't owe it to yourself. You owe it to me.
1:38:22 > 1:38:28Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50. And still doing this shit.
1:38:27 > 1:38:30That's all right. That's fine.
1:38:30 > 1:38:33I mean, you're sitting on a winning lottery ticket.
1:38:33 > 1:38:37You're too much of a pussy to cash it in. And that's bullshit.
1:38:37 > 1:38:43I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of the guys.
1:38:43 > 1:38:46It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years.
1:38:46 > 1:38:49Here is a fuckin' waste of your time.
1:38:49 > 1:38:53You don't know that.
1:38:50 > 1:38:53I don't?
1:38:51 > 1:38:53No, you don't know that.
1:38:53 > 1:38:56I'll tell you what I know.
1:38:56 > 1:38:59Every day I come by your house and pick you up.
1:38:59 > 1:39:03We go and have a few drinks and laughs and it's great.
1:39:03 > 1:39:05Know what the best part of my day is?
1:39:05 > 1:39:10It's for about ten seconds from the curb until I reach your door.
1:39:10 > 1:39:14Cos I think maybe I'll go and knock and you won't be there.
1:39:14 > 1:39:18No "goodbye", no "see you later", nothing. You just left.
1:39:18 > 1:39:21I don't know much
1:39:21 > 1:39:23but I know that.
1:39:33 > 1:39:35This is a disaster, Sean.
1:39:35 > 1:39:39I brought you in here to help me with the boy,
1:39:39 > 1:39:42not to run him out.
1:39:40 > 1:39:42I know what I'm doing.
1:39:42 > 1:39:44I don't care if you have a rapport!
1:39:44 > 1:39:47But don't undermine what I'm doing.
1:39:47 > 1:39:49Undermine?
1:39:49 > 1:39:53This boy is at a fragile point.
1:39:51 > 1:39:53He's got problems.
1:39:53 > 1:39:57That he's better off as a janitor or in jail
1:39:57 > 1:40:00or hanging out with gorillas?
1:40:00 > 1:40:03Why do you think he does that? Got any fucking clue why?
1:40:03 > 1:40:07He can handle the problems and he obviously handled you.
1:40:07 > 1:40:10Gerry, why is he hiding?
1:40:10 > 1:40:12Why doesn't he trust anybody?
1:40:12 > 1:40:16He was abandoned by people who should've loved him!
1:40:14 > 1:40:16Oh, that Freudian crap!
1:40:16 > 1:40:19Why does he hang out with gorillas?
1:40:19 > 1:40:24Because for him, they'd take a bat to your head! That's loyalty.
1:40:24 > 1:40:26Very touching.
1:40:26 > 1:40:32Who's he handling? He pushes people away before they can leave him!
1:40:32 > 1:40:34For 20 years, he's been alone.
1:40:34 > 1:40:39Push him, it'll be the same thing. I'm not gonna let that happen.
1:40:39 > 1:40:41Don't you do that, Sean.
1:40:41 > 1:40:45Don't tell him it's OK to quit, to be a failure
1:40:45 > 1:40:47because it's not OK!
1:40:47 > 1:40:52If you're angry at me for being what you could've been...
1:40:50 > 1:40:52I'm not angry at you.
1:40:52 > 1:40:57Yes, you're angry. You resent me. I won't apologise for my success.
1:40:57 > 1:41:02You're angry at me for doing what you could have done!
1:41:02 > 1:41:05You want Will to feel that way? Like a failure?
1:41:05 > 1:41:09You arrogant shit! That's why I don't come to the reunions.
1:41:09 > 1:41:12I can't stand that look in your eye -
1:41:12 > 1:41:17that condescending, embarrassed -
1:41:14 > 1:41:17Come on.
1:41:15 > 1:41:17You think I'm a failure.
1:41:17 > 1:41:21I'm proud of what I do. It was a conscious choice. I didn't fuck up!
1:41:21 > 1:41:23You think I'm a pity case!
1:41:23 > 1:41:27You and your kiss-ass chorus, going, "Fields Medal!"
1:41:27 > 1:41:30Why are you still so afraid of failure?!
1:41:30 > 1:41:34It's about my medal, is it?! Oh, God, you can have it!
1:41:34 > 1:41:38Shove it up your ass! I don't give a shit about it!
1:41:38 > 1:41:41I knew you before you were a mathematical god.
1:41:41 > 1:41:45When you didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!
1:41:45 > 1:41:49Yeah, you're smarter than me. Don't blame me for your life.
1:41:49 > 1:41:54I don't! It's not about you, you dick! It's about the boy!
1:41:54 > 1:41:57He's a good kid! I won't see you fuck him up
1:41:57 > 1:42:01like you're trying to fuck up me and make him feel like a failure!
1:42:01 > 1:42:05- He won't be a failure! - But if you push him...
1:42:05 > 1:42:10Sean, I am what I am because I was pushed and learned to push myself!
1:42:10 > 1:42:13He's not you! Do you get that?!
1:42:14 > 1:42:16- I can come back. - No. Come in.
1:42:16 > 1:42:18Um... I was just leaving.
1:42:30 > 1:42:36A lot of that goes back a long way between me and him. Not about you.
1:42:41 > 1:42:47What is that?
1:42:42 > 1:42:47It's your file. Have to send it back to the judge for evaluation.
1:42:47 > 1:42:50Oh. You're not gonna fail me, are you?
1:42:55 > 1:42:57What's it say?
1:42:57 > 1:42:59Want to read it?
1:42:59 > 1:43:01Why?
1:43:03 > 1:43:09Have you had experience with that?
1:43:05 > 1:43:0920 years of counsellling. I've seen some shit.
1:43:09 > 1:43:13I mean, have you had any experience with that?
1:43:17 > 1:43:19Personally?
1:43:19 > 1:43:21- Yeah. - Yeah, I have.
1:43:22 > 1:43:24Sure ain't good.
1:43:27 > 1:43:30My father was an alcoholic.
1:43:30 > 1:43:33Mean fuckin' drunk.
1:43:32 > 1:43:37He'd come home hammered, looking to wale on somebody.
1:43:37 > 1:43:41I'd provoke him, so he wouldn't go after my mother and brother.
1:43:41 > 1:43:46Interesting nights were when he wore his rings.
1:43:46 > 1:43:53He used to just put a wrench, a stick and a belt on the table
1:43:52 > 1:43:54and just say, "Choose."
1:43:54 > 1:43:56I gotta go with the belt.
1:43:56 > 1:43:58I used to go with the wrench.
1:43:58 > 1:44:03Why the wrench?
1:44:01 > 1:44:03Cos fuck him - that's why.
1:44:03 > 1:44:06Your foster father?
1:44:04 > 1:44:06Yeah.
1:44:06 > 1:44:11What is it? Will has an attachment disorder? Is it all that stuff?
1:44:12 > 1:44:18Fear of abandonment? Is that why I broke up with Skylar?
1:44:18 > 1:44:21I didn't know you had.
1:44:19 > 1:44:21I did.
1:44:21 > 1:44:25Wanna talk about it?
1:44:22 > 1:44:25No.
1:44:27 > 1:44:31Hey, Will... I don't know a lot...
1:44:32 > 1:44:35..but you see this?
1:44:34 > 1:44:37All this shit?
1:44:41 > 1:44:43It's not your fault.
1:44:44 > 1:44:46Yeah, I know that.
1:44:46 > 1:44:48Look at me, son.
1:44:50 > 1:44:52It's not your fault.
1:44:51 > 1:44:54I know.
1:44:54 > 1:44:56It's not your fault.
1:44:59 > 1:45:02I know.
1:45:00 > 1:45:02No, no, you don't.
1:45:02 > 1:45:04It's not your fault. Hmm?
1:45:04 > 1:45:08I know.
1:45:06 > 1:45:08It's not your fault.
1:45:08 > 1:45:09All right.
1:45:09 > 1:45:11It's not your fault.
1:45:13 > 1:45:15It's not your fault.
1:45:15 > 1:45:19Don't fuck with me.
1:45:20 > 1:45:22It's not your fault.
1:45:22 > 1:45:24Don't fuck with me! Not you!
1:45:24 > 1:45:26It's not your fault.
1:45:30 > 1:45:32HE SOBS
1:45:34 > 1:45:36It's not your fault.
1:45:39 > 1:45:41HE SOBS LOUDLY
1:45:43 > 1:45:45Oh, God!
1:45:45 > 1:45:46Oh, God,
1:45:46 > 1:45:49I'm so sorry.
1:46:02 > 1:46:05Fuck them, OK?
1:47:27 > 1:47:32Can I help you?
1:47:28 > 1:47:32I'm Will Hunting. I'm here about a position.
1:47:31 > 1:47:34Have a seat for a moment.
1:48:00 > 1:48:02Which one did you take?
1:48:02 > 1:48:07It was over at McNeil. One of the jobs the professor set me up with.
1:48:07 > 1:48:11I haven't told him yet, but I went and talked to my new boss.
1:48:11 > 1:48:14He seemed like a good guy.
1:48:14 > 1:48:16Is that what you want?
1:48:17 > 1:48:19Yeah, you know, I think so.
1:48:20 > 1:48:22Good for you. Congratulations.
1:48:22 > 1:48:24Thanks.
1:48:27 > 1:48:29Time's up.
1:48:32 > 1:48:35So, that's... So that's it? So, we're done?
1:48:35 > 1:48:39Yeah, that's it. You're done. You're a free man.
1:48:42 > 1:48:46Well... I...just want you to know, Sean, that...
1:48:46 > 1:48:48You're welcome, Will.
1:48:53 > 1:48:56So, I...hope we keep in touch.
1:48:56 > 1:49:01Yeah, me, too. I'll be travelling a bit. It'll be a little hard.
1:49:01 > 1:49:05But I got an answering machine I'll check in with.
1:49:05 > 1:49:10So...if you call that, I'll get back to you right away.
1:49:12 > 1:49:17Yeah, I figured I'm just gonna put my money back on the table
1:49:17 > 1:49:19and see what kind of cards I get.
1:49:19 > 1:49:23You do what's in your heart, son. You'll be fine.
1:49:28 > 1:49:29Thank you, Sean.
1:49:30 > 1:49:32Thank you, Will.
1:49:34 > 1:49:38Does this violate the patient-doctor relationship?
1:49:38 > 1:49:41Nah. Only if you grab my ass.
1:49:39 > 1:49:41HE CHUCKLES
1:49:42 > 1:49:45Take care.
1:49:43 > 1:49:45You, too.
1:49:45 > 1:49:47Yeah.
1:49:48 > 1:49:51Hey...
1:49:51 > 1:49:53Good luck, son.
1:50:04 > 1:50:06< Two beers!
1:50:09 > 1:50:13So, did you guys go?
1:50:11 > 1:50:13Nah. Had to talk 'em down.
1:50:13 > 1:50:16Why didn't you yoke 'em?
1:50:14 > 1:50:16Morgan's got a lot of scrap doin'.
1:50:16 > 1:50:21People try to whip his ass. Kid won't back down.
1:50:19 > 1:50:21< What you sayin' about me?
1:50:21 > 1:50:25Was I talkin' to you? Mind your fuckin' business.
1:50:25 > 1:50:28- Go get me a beer. - I ordered two beers!
1:50:28 > 1:50:31Hey, asshole. Happy birthday.
1:50:31 > 1:50:33Thought we forgot, huh, bitch?
1:50:36 > 1:50:38All right, who's first?
1:50:38 > 1:50:40Who's first? Come on.
1:50:40 > 1:50:42# Oh, Danny boy! #
1:50:42 > 1:50:44There's your present.
1:50:46 > 1:50:47What?
1:50:47 > 1:50:51We knew you had to get to Cambridge for your new job
1:50:51 > 1:50:54and I wasn't gonna fuckin' drive you, so...
1:50:54 > 1:50:56Fuckin' kidding me.
1:50:56 > 1:51:00Morgan wanted to get a T pass.
1:50:57 > 1:51:00That's not what I was saying!
1:51:00 > 1:51:02But, er... 21 now, so...
1:51:02 > 1:51:07You're legally allowed to drink, so you need a car. How d'you like it?
1:51:07 > 1:51:09This is like...
1:51:09 > 1:51:13This is the ugliest fuckin' car I've ever seen!
1:51:13 > 1:51:14ALL LAUGH
1:51:14 > 1:51:16- Come on, bro. - How'd you do this?
1:51:16 > 1:51:19Me and Bill scraped together the parts
1:51:19 > 1:51:23and Morgan was panhandling for change every day.
1:51:23 > 1:51:26I did all bodywork.
1:51:24 > 1:51:26Helluva fuckin' job, too.
1:51:26 > 1:51:30Guy's been hassling about a job. I had to let him help.
1:51:30 > 1:51:34You finally got a job?
1:51:31 > 1:51:34Had one. Now I'm fucked again.
1:51:34 > 1:51:38What is it? A lawnmower?
1:51:35 > 1:51:38It's a fuckin' six.
1:51:36 > 1:51:38We bought this engine.
1:51:38 > 1:51:41It's a good car. The engine's good.
1:51:42 > 1:51:45Happy 21, Will.
1:51:44 > 1:51:45Happy 21, bro.
1:51:53 > 1:51:54Hi.
1:51:54 > 1:51:56Come on in.
1:51:59 > 1:52:01Sean, I, um...
1:52:01 > 1:52:05Me, too, Gerry.
1:52:03 > 1:52:05Yeah, good.
1:52:07 > 1:52:14I heard you're taking some time.
1:52:10 > 1:52:14Yeah. Travel a little bit, maybe write.
1:52:14 > 1:52:16So, where are you going?
1:52:16 > 1:52:20India, China...and Baltimore.
1:52:20 > 1:52:22Oh.
1:52:22 > 1:52:25Do you know when you'll be back?
1:52:25 > 1:52:29Yeah. Got this flyer the other day.
1:52:29 > 1:52:33Class of '72 is having a reunion in six months.
1:52:31 > 1:52:33I got one of those, too.
1:52:33 > 1:52:38Why don't you come? I'll buy you a drink.
1:52:35 > 1:52:38The drinks are free.
1:52:38 > 1:52:42I know, Gerry. I was being ironical.
1:52:45 > 1:52:46Oh...
1:52:46 > 1:52:49How about a drink right now?
1:52:49 > 1:52:52Yeah, that's a good idea.
1:52:52 > 1:52:55Come on. This one's on me.
1:52:57 > 1:53:02Got the winner right here, pal. Yes, sir, this is the one.
1:53:02 > 1:53:05This is my ticket to paradise.
1:53:05 > 1:53:10Know the odds against winning?
1:53:07 > 1:53:10Four to one?
1:53:08 > 1:53:10About 30 million to one.
1:53:10 > 1:53:12I still have a shot.
1:53:12 > 1:53:17About as big a chance as you being hit by lightning on these stairs.
1:53:17 > 1:53:21It's a possibility, Gerry. I mean, 30 million...
1:53:21 > 1:53:23CLOCK CHIMES
1:54:14 > 1:54:16HORN HONKS
1:54:47 > 1:54:49Will!
1:55:07 > 1:55:08Will!
1:55:46 > 1:55:48HORN HONKS
1:56:14 > 1:56:16He's not there.
1:56:32 > 1:56:36# I'll fake it through the day... #
1:56:36 > 1:56:39WILL: 'If the professor calls about that job,
1:56:39 > 1:56:44'just tell him, sorry, I had to go see about a girl. Will.'
1:56:47 > 1:56:50Son of a bitch. He stole my line.
1:56:53 > 1:56:58# Two tickets torn in half
1:56:58 > 1:57:03# And a lot of nothing to do
1:57:03 > 1:57:06# Do you miss me?
1:57:06 > 1:57:10# Miss misery
1:57:10 > 1:57:13# Like you say you do?
1:57:15 > 1:57:19# I know you'd rather see me gone
1:57:19 > 1:57:23# Than to see me
1:57:23 > 1:57:27# The way that I am
1:57:27 > 1:57:31# That I am and no life anyway
1:57:33 > 1:57:39# To take its toll and laugh a lot
1:57:39 > 1:57:41# Nothing to do
1:57:41 > 1:57:45# Do you miss me
1:57:45 > 1:57:48# Miss misery
1:57:48 > 1:57:52# Like you say you do
1:57:54 > 1:57:58# I know you'd rather see me gone
1:57:58 > 1:58:01# Than to see me
1:58:01 > 1:58:06# The way that I am
1:58:06 > 1:58:10# And no life anyway
1:58:10 > 1:58:16# Next-door TV's flashing
1:58:16 > 1:58:21# Blue frames on the wall
1:58:21 > 1:58:27# It's a comedy of errors, you see
1:58:27 > 1:58:32# It's about taking a fall
1:58:34 > 1:58:39# To vent at you to oblivion
1:58:39 > 1:58:43# It's easy to do
1:58:43 > 1:58:46# And I try to leave
1:58:46 > 1:58:48# But you know me
1:58:48 > 1:58:54# I come back when you want me to
1:58:54 > 1:58:58# Do you miss me?
1:58:58 > 1:59:00# Miss misery... #
1:59:00 > 1:59:04Subtitles by Julie Sutherland, IMS