It Runs in the Family

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Look over my right shoulder.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Good.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Look over my left shoulder.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Very good.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15You know, Mr Gromberg...

0:02:15 > 0:02:18You're not going to want to hear this...

0:02:18 > 0:02:20But for a man of your age...

0:02:20 > 0:02:25less than a year after a stroke, you are in remarkable shape.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Well, my damn ticker...

0:02:27 > 0:02:31boom, boom, boom, boom, boom - a mile a minute.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Well, your cardiogram showed no abnormalities.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Blood pressure - high?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Your blood pressure? Better than mine.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41How about my liver?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Your liver's holding up perfectly.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Kidneys? - Fine.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- What about this? - What?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49What, this?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52That's dry skin, Mr Gromberg. It's not cancer.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Say, "Ah." - Ah.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00So, are you still seeing your speech therapist?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03No. She talks worse than I do.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Well, I hate to tell you this, Mr Gromberg...

0:03:06 > 0:03:09but it looks like you still have a few good years left.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12"A few good years."

0:03:12 > 0:03:16How do you know? Do you talk to the man upstairs?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Hey, Gromberg, what's that supposed to be?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- A sensei. - A what?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27A sensei. A karate sensei.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Yeah? Has your karate guy ever seen a pair of these before?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Morning, everyone. I'd like you to join me in welcoming back...

0:03:35 > 0:03:38your classmate Abigail Staley.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Most of you have known her since kindergarten.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Is there something you'd care to share with us, gentlemen?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45So, no matter what you've heard...

0:03:45 > 0:03:47over the last couple of months...

0:03:47 > 0:03:51I know that you will be kind and considerate.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Isn't that right, Mr Cooper?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Abby.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56What the hell are you looking at?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01What the hell are you looking at?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Gromberg, I am going to have...

0:04:06 > 0:04:07the red-lined Martine agreement...

0:04:07 > 0:04:08in time for the meeting, aren't I?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I am working on it as we speak, Barney.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Just checking. - Sure thing. (Asshole.)

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Alex? - Yeah.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18I have your wife on line two.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20What time are the Martine people getting here?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Any minute. - Shit.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Yeah, hiya, Bec.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Hi. I have five minutes between patients.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I just needed a moment of sanity.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30So you're calling me?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Am I on speaker phone?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'm sorry, honey. I'm up to my ass with this Martine thing.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, OK. Don't forget your parents are coming at 6.30.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Don't you dare be late.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43And they're bringing Uncle Stephen.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Oh, my God. Better get out the body bags.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47I'll pick up some matzo on my way home...

0:04:47 > 0:04:48after the soup kitchen.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- OK, bye. - Bye, love.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Got a minute?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, Deb, Deb, Deb, please.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57This is Rosario. She's the sister-in-law...

0:04:57 > 0:04:59to Marielena, who cleans my house.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's very nice to meet you, Rosario.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- If you'll excuse me... - Rosario has a problem.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06She lives with her four sons...

0:05:06 > 0:05:09her sister, her sister's husband, and their three kids.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11And they haven't had hot water for three months.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13And they just made it through the winter without heat.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15ROSARIO SPEAKS SPANISH

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Almost made it through.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Her father just passed away from pneumonia.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Sorry. I'm sorry about your dad...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24but I don't know what you want me to do.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I haven't done public advocacy stuff in years.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Well, it's what you should be doing.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36All right, Rosario. OK.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I'll take a look at this. I'll see what I can do, OK?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Gracias, senor. Muchas gracias.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41No problema.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Is someone coming to pick you up later, Mrs Gromberg?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Yes, my grandson.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh, well, you let us know if you need a taxi, OK?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52You shouldn't be walking.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I have two grandsons.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Eli's the youngest. He's eleven. He's Pappy's favourite.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01And Asher's the one who's picking me up.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04I didn't want him to bother, but my son insisted.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Asher's very laid out.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Laid back.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh. Back.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Right. Laid back.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Are you among the living today, Mr Gromberg?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Yeah, I'm here, man. Ask away. What do you want to know?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I asked you if you had any thoughts...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24on the progress of Mr Stein's one-act play...

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Three Kikes And A Heeb.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yeah, I mean, to tell you the truth, sir...

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I was completely blown away by this piece of material here.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I mean, Stein, man, that part where you have...

0:06:34 > 0:06:37you know, the antagonist antagonizing the protagonist?

0:06:37 > 0:06:38- I mean, that was... - What is he talking about?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- That was rock-solid, man. - This is ridiculous.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43How many pages of Mr Stein's hard work did you actually read?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44That's a good question.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48I believe it was all but the last nineteen, sir.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Out of twenty? - Mr Edwards.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Not bad. Yes, Ms Maloney.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I am amazed at you people.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Did no one but I find the sickening display...

0:07:00 > 0:07:03of anti-Semitism dripping from every page incredibly offensive?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- I did. I certainly did. - Would you...? Thank you.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I am sorry, but when you have a Jewish character...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09playing charades, and you devote ten pages...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12to his feeble attempt at acting out the word "holocaust"...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14and make no condemnation of the Nazis...

0:07:14 > 0:07:15I'm sorry?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16I mean, do you have no sense of decency?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Have you no sense of humour? - Humour?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22How can I be anti-Semitic? I was bar mitzvahed.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24MOBILE BEEPS

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, I'm sorry about that, guys.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's my grandma. I gotta pick her up.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Could you possibly be any more unappealing?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You are like a zoo monkey smeared in his own faeces.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Someone should follow you around with a pooper scooper.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Pooper scooper, huh?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47OK, Mr Gromberg, show a little class on your way out, please.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Yes, sir.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53- Watch out, man. - Yo, dude!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54OK, my beautiful ladies...

0:07:54 > 0:07:57today, we are running a little bit of a special.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Two bags for ninety.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Nicky said he got two for one twenty.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Well, for Nicky, two bags are one twenty.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09But for Katie and Erica, two bags are ninety.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Do you take cheques?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Cash only, sweetie.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17I don't have any cash.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh, shit. I gotta get outta here.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21But I have to go to an ATM.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Don't worry about it. I'll get you guys next time.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You see, Dr Gromberg...

0:08:27 > 0:08:31in the window was this display of socks.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Beautiful, fun socks.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Every colour imaginable.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Cashmere.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Next thing I know...

0:08:40 > 0:08:43the saleswoman is wrapping up ten pairs for me.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Forty bucks a pair.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46That's a lot of money for socks.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Does Noah buy you special gifts?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I can't remember the last time...

0:08:51 > 0:08:54he came home with anything for me.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Son of a bitch. - Sir?

0:09:00 > 0:09:01No, no, not you.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04My ex-partner - Kipling.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06He died.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11At last!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18We're here, sir.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Stephen, your brother is here.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Ahoy, Captain. Are you ready to go?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Where are we going?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Pesach. We're going to a seder.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Passover? - Yes.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43HE SINGS

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Not yet, not yet.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Gefilte fish?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Mama makes good gefilte fish.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Gefilte fish, yes...

0:09:54 > 0:09:57But not Mama's.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Zabar's.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03My daughter-in-law can't cook.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Ew! Ew! What are they doing? That's gross.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09You don't know what that is? That's sixty-nine.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Sixty-nine's all right, but it's nothing like oral sex.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Get away! Get off, Shea!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Anybody wet their Pampers today?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25No. You?

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Hey, you. You're in little Abby Staley's class, right?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Well, you tell little Abby...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34that she never finished what she started.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Tell her I've waited too long, and my balls are gonna burst.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Whoa! Miss Congeniality!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Jesus, Gromberg. Are you following me?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Following you? Why would I be following you?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52You just called me a zoo monkey smeared in my own faeces...

0:10:52 > 0:10:55which I actually thought was kind of funny.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57But, no, I'm actually just on my way uptown...

0:10:57 > 0:10:58to go pick up my grandmother.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Your grandmother? Oh, please. That is such bullshit.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03No, I am, I am. Sometimes I pick her up from dialysis.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh, you are so following me, and I wish you would stop it.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09You know what, Peg? You excite me.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12You are so moronic it is unreal.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Oh, screw me.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- I don't think so. - No, no, I gotta go.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23But before I do, let me get your digits.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Excuse me?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Your phone number. I wanna give you a buzz.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28You don't get the message, do you?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30What do I have to do, barf on your Nikes?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Just give me your number...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33and I'll quit hasslin' you, all right?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- It's on the class roster. - Oh, yeah?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Under "unavailable".

0:11:37 > 0:11:39At least give me some skin.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Later.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Excuse me, is Mrs Gromberg here?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55You just missed her. I put her in a taxi ten minutes ago.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Damn! Was she OK at least?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Listen, she's old. It takes a lot out of her.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04If you can't be here on time...

0:12:04 > 0:12:07get somebody else who can pick her up.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12What kind of shit-ass portion is this? Now serve it up!

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Everything OK here, Suzie?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I explained to him that we don't give seconds...

0:12:16 > 0:12:17until everyone's had a turn.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19She ain't gave me but a few carrots.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21A man needs his vitamin E.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23It's vitamin A, but you're right. It keeps the eyes sharp.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25But we can't serve seconds till everybody gets their firsts.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Why don't you sit down and enjoy your meal?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32And I'm gonna make a plate here.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34And if you're still hungry, you come on back here...

0:12:34 > 0:12:37and this plate will be sittin' waitin' for you...

0:12:37 > 0:12:39right...right here.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Aren't you the little peacemaker today?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- They should give you an award. - They already have...

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Most Dishes Washed. Lake Kiamesha, 1966.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Yeah, but not for how many you do.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's for how damn good you look when you do them.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Wait. Wait a minute. - What?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Oh, don't tell me you haven't felt it.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Felt what?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16The heat between us for weeks now.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Suzie... - All the steam...

0:13:18 > 0:13:19the chafing dishes.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Suzie, Suzie. - What?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Oh, I'm so wet.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Come on, you know I'm married, Suzie.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yeah, I do, and so am I.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29You are such a troublemaker.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, but you see, I'm kinda worth it, so...

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42I can't do this.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, you see, I have evidence to the contrary.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12You said if I was still hungry...

0:14:22 > 0:14:24HE LAUGHS

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Suzie...

0:14:34 > 0:14:36SALSA MUSIC PLAYS

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Oh, thank you, no. It's a little early for me.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Salud. - Salud.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06OK, what can I do to help?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09The dishes. Don't break any.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25HE PLAYS HIS OWN KIND OF MUSIC

0:15:40 > 0:15:43You're such the happy helper this evening, aren't you?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's called survival, honey.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Mom?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52Yeah, honey?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31What a farkakte neighbourhood!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Hello! - Hi!

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Hi, Mom. How are you? - Let me give you a kiss.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Thank you. - Thank you.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Hi, Uncle Stephen! How are you?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- He's not deaf. - Hiya, Dad.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- How are you doing? - He's not deaf.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49He's just demented.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Where are the boys? - Eli!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Where's Asher? - He'll be here any minute.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Everybody move into the living room.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Can I get you a drink? - That'd be lovely, thank you.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59You want the usual?

0:16:59 > 0:17:00- Alex. - Yeah.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04This year, please, some real wine.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Mitchell. - Aw, you don't like...

0:17:06 > 0:17:08The kosher wine we serve you, dad?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11You schlep me all the way down here.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14At least give me wine that I can drink.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Well, that's a point well taken, dad.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Would you get me a tequila while you're at it?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21She's jumpin'! She's jumpin'! She's...

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Stephen.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Grandma, Grandpa!

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Give me five.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Now, Eli, this is important.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34First...

0:17:35 > 0:17:40A quick kick in the shins gets his attention.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Then, using the palm, whack!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Smack in the kisser.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Push his nose right into his brain.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Mitchell, what are you telling him?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Don't worry, don't worry.

0:17:53 > 0:17:59Your finish - a knee right in the family jewels.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Mitchell, please refrain from filling my son's head...

0:18:02 > 0:18:04With your blood-and-guts stories.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Every boy should know these things.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Every boy should not know these things.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Yes, I should. - Yeah!

0:18:10 > 0:18:12STEPHEN SINGS

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Not yet, not yet.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Was he always like this?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Oh, no, dear.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27No, Uncle Stephen was a great Navy man.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Very brave. > And very dashing in his uniform.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37All right, everybody, let's come to the table.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Where's Asher?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40He's probably hanging out on some street corner.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43We'll go ahead and start. He'll join us when he gets here.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Manners of a caveman. - Mama, you're there.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Thank you, Mitchell. - What? He should be here.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52HE RECITES

0:18:55 > 0:18:56STEPHEN CHANTS

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Not yet. Stephen!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Not yet.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02"We thank you, O Lord our God...

0:19:02 > 0:19:05"King of the Universe...

0:19:05 > 0:19:08"who created the fruit of the vine."

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Amen.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17< Only 1927!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22< Give me a hard-boiled...

0:19:22 > 0:19:24This is the bread of our affliction...

0:19:24 > 0:19:27And this one is the afikomen.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31I will hide the afikomen... and don't you cheat.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34"Why is it on all other nights during the year...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36"we eat bread or matzo...

0:19:36 > 0:19:37"but on this night we eat only matzo?"

0:19:37 > 0:19:38MOBILE RINGS

0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Excuse me. - Now what?

0:19:40 > 0:19:41I'm sorry, son.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Alex, you have to take this now?

0:19:43 > 0:19:44This may be an emergency.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Hey, my grandson is reading the four questions!

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Eli, please. I'm sorry. - No, it's OK.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51No, no, no. Go ahead. Start again.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Ignores his duties at the firm for years.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Now he has to work. - Mitchell, not now.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Wait a minute, wait a minute.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- What did you say? - You heard me.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04You're talkin' to me about duty? Dad, I know all about duty.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Duty to my family as well as my work.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- What about me? - Alex, don't start this.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13..but on this night... 'I mean, where were you, huh?'

0:20:13 > 0:20:15At least I've made an effort to be here.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20Eli, read it like you mean it.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- "Why is this night..." - Hey, everybody!

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Well, at least you got here before Elijah did.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Uncle Stephen, Pappy, Mom. - Hello, darling.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Hey, little man.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Good to see you, son. - Good to see you, too, Dad.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Glad you could make it. - Yeah, me, too.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43You want to find out if anybody else would like the last piece?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Would anybody else like this last piece of brisket?

0:20:47 > 0:20:48No, thanks.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49At least somebody else here likes the wine.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52You're not doing too bad yourself.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Mom, mean brisket.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56It's my best work yet, isn't it?

0:20:56 > 0:20:57It's wonderful.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05What is it? Tell me, Stephen, tell me.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06- Is he all right? - He's all right.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08He's having a good time.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Abby Staley came back today.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11- Who? - What, honey?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Abby Staley, she came back to class today.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Who's she? - She did?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Who did? - This little girl in his class.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19She ran away with an older boy. She's twelve years old.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22This happens at artsy-fartsy school?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Kids run away? - Did you talk to her?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27No, I don't even like her.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29She thinks she's cooler than everybody else in the class.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31If she wants to run away, it's OK with me.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33You should be a little more compassionate than that.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35She's obviously going through a very hard time right now.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Whatever.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Do you ever think about running away?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Sometimes.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44I would run away, too, from such a farkakte school.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- That's helpful, Mitchell. - Come on, Dad, that's enough.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Enough!

0:21:49 > 0:21:50He said it.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Good for you.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56You want to tell us why you didn't pick up...

0:21:56 > 0:21:58your grandmother from dialysis today?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Alex, you promised me you wouldn't say anything.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- It's no big deal. - I think it's a big deal.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Asher, we ask so little of you. We counted on you...

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Do you know how serious it is?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Do you have any idea what dialysis is?

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Yeah, Dad, I do, as a matter of fact.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Kidney dialysis is the process...

0:22:12 > 0:22:16of filtering the accumulated waste products of metabolism...

0:22:16 > 0:22:17from the blood of a patient...

0:22:17 > 0:22:18whose kidneys aren't functioning properly.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19You guys hear that?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21If this is too much responsibility for you...

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I don't want you fighting over me.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24When I was his age...

0:22:24 > 0:22:26I supported a wife, a kid...

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Oh, that's not true, Dad!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30When you were his age, I wasn't even born yet.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34All of you, let it pass! Let it be!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36As a matter of fact, I had a very interesting experience...

0:22:36 > 0:22:37after I left dialysis.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41- What happened? - I got in the cab...

0:22:43 > 0:22:46..and then I went to my mother's old building.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Why did you do that? - Why didn't you go home?

0:22:48 > 0:22:51I'm not sure. I just...

0:22:51 > 0:22:55I just found myself there.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58I think it's a sign.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Honey, what the hell are you talking about?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03A sign? What sign?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Look, Granny, I'm sorry. - Oh, that's all right, honey.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09I'm gonna go drain my dragon.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15- Drain his what? - His dragon, dear.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17< You can't always run away from consequences, Asher.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Sooner or later, you're going to have to...

0:23:19 > 0:23:21HE PASSES WIND

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, Jesus.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Silent, but violent.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33You win! You win! I surrender.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35OK, we'll do it your way.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38THEY SING

0:23:59 > 0:24:02KNOCK AT DOOR

0:24:03 > 0:24:05HE SPRAYS AIR FRESHENER What?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I didn't say you can come in here.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I didn't ask, man.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23So, what's your secret, bro?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26All this ying-yang stuff bring the pootie tang?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27What's that mean?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31You got yourself a lady friend these days?

0:24:31 > 0:24:32None of your business.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Hmm. You pokin' her?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36I'm eleven.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Who cares, man? Tell me you've at least

0:24:39 > 0:24:40slapped the old Gromberg lip-lock on her.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Not yet, but I'm gonna.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45That's all right, man. Come here.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49How many girls have you macked so far?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- None. - None?

0:24:53 > 0:24:54None?

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Now, what's this supposed to be?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00It's whatever you think it is.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02What does it look like to you?

0:25:02 > 0:25:03Like a piece of shit.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Mitchell! He's just being provocative. You know him.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Now he's an art critic.

0:25:08 > 0:25:13Hello! What was this place, a paint factory?

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Ink factory, Dad.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Strange place to raise kids, huh?

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Four thousand square feet, supportive parents.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I mean, how bad can it be, Dad?

0:25:22 > 0:25:26And that's why Asher is a social misfit.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Mitchell! - That's it.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Boys, time for the afikomen!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Forty-nine years... I don't know how you do it.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38That's not fair. He's been through a lot this past year.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40This year isn't any different than any other year.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42He's still a ballbuster, except this year

0:25:42 > 0:25:45it's more difficult for him to enunciate his insults.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47When are you gonna learn to ignore

0:25:47 > 0:25:49the things you don't like about him

0:25:49 > 0:25:50and embrace the things you do?

0:25:50 > 0:25:51He loves you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Well, he sure has a funny way of showing it.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Alex, he's not gonna be around forever.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Found it! Wow, a thousand dollars.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02What?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05One for me and one for Asher.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Wow! Aren't you the lucky boy?

0:26:07 > 0:26:11Thank Granny and Pappy for being so unbelievably generous.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Thanks, Granny. - You're welcome, honey.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Hey, my boy, my boy!

0:26:29 > 0:26:32I wish you and Alex would stop.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34What? Jeez.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41They're waltzing, Mitchell.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Look at that.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Isn't that glorious?

0:26:47 > 0:26:50I can't remember the last time we danced together.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Hey, we're gonna still see the end of the game.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00I thought this night would never end.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02- What? - Uncle Stephen.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06Oh, Jesus. "Enough! Eno..."

0:27:08 > 0:27:12- Do you think Asher was stoned? - No.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13I don't know. It's hard to tell, isn't it?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15He's always like that.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16I don't like what's happening with him.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- I feel like we're losing him. - He's twenty-one, honey.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I wish he would talk to us.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25I wish both of them would talk to us.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27I mean, what's with this?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29What's going on in that little head of his?

0:27:29 > 0:27:30It's not that complicated.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33He's asking for a 10 raise each week with his allowance.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36An 11-year-old boy? You don't think this is a bit absurd?

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Absolutely. It's a highball number.

0:27:38 > 0:27:39That's not what I mean.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43I mean our son presented us with a spreadsheet.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44It's not about finances, Alex.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47It's about our son, both of them,

0:27:47 > 0:27:50feeling comfortable talking to us.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52We're comfortable.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56- What do you mean? - Talking to each other.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Well, yeah.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Compared to most couples. - Yeah.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Yeah.

0:28:07 > 0:28:08Good night, sweetie.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Hey, watch where you're going!

0:28:24 > 0:28:27- On your right! - On your left!

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Oh, I'm so sorry! Sir, are you OK, sir?

0:28:33 > 0:28:36- Are you all right, sir? - Would you like to sit down?

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Would you like a smack in the kisser?

0:28:39 > 0:28:41- Get off of me. - Sorry.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52'How was your walk, Mr Gromberg?'

0:28:54 > 0:28:55Mr Gromberg?

0:29:17 > 0:29:19- Hi. - Hi.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21I can't figure out this damn e-mail.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23It looks like Eli sent me something,

0:29:23 > 0:29:25but I can't figure out how to reply.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Use a pen.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Mitchell?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50I fell.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Are you all right?

0:30:01 > 0:30:05Evelyn, let me give you some good advice.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Never get old.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40- Hiya, Becky, sweetheart. - Hi, honey.

0:30:40 > 0:30:41I know you want to wish Eli good luck...

0:30:41 > 0:30:44since you can't be here. Here he is.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45Hi, Dad.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Eli, you go get 'em, all right?

0:30:48 > 0:30:49JAPANESE WAR CRY

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Thanks, Dad. Here's Mom.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56I got all your roses, darling. It was very extravagant.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Happy anniversary, sweetheart.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Twenty-two years, huh? Twenty-two.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Happy anniversary to you, too.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04I'll see you later. Bye.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07OK. See you tonight.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08I love you.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Deb...

0:31:10 > 0:31:12"a little rent strike"?

0:31:13 > 0:31:17This is not a little rent strike.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19This is a goddamn uprising.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22You can handle it. Just be yourself.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Myself? Oh, you're talking about that knee-jerk liberal...

0:31:24 > 0:31:26who hasn't been above 86th Street in years.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Senor Gromberg! - I gotta go, Deb.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32So, together, we will succeed...

0:31:32 > 0:31:38not only in getting your heat and hot water back on...

0:31:39 > 0:31:42HE CONTINUES IN SPANISH

0:32:00 > 0:32:03- What did you say to them? - I don't know.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06I just asked them how they felt about hot showers.

0:32:06 > 0:32:07I guess they like them.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Yay, Eli!

0:32:36 > 0:32:37What you got, man? What you got, Drew?

0:32:37 > 0:32:39What you got, dawg? What you got, dawg?

0:32:44 > 0:32:45All right, you ready for this, man? You ready for this?

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Come on, admit it, dawg. You checking out my ass?

0:32:47 > 0:32:49You like this? Watch this, watch this.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Sub! Sub!

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Oh, you are such a sad boy.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33Come here.

0:33:35 > 0:33:36Come here.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Excuse me.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43I tell you, man.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46Punk ass hit me with the body. Sheesh.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Looked like a foul to me.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in class?

0:33:52 > 0:33:55Didn't feel like going to class today, I guess.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58What, I can't cut class? What about you?

0:33:58 > 0:34:00This is your fifth time this semester.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02At least someone's counting.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05I couldn't care less how many classes you cut.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07You're the one wasting the tuition, not me.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Yeah, well, looks like I'm going to have to cough up...

0:34:10 > 0:34:13another year's worth.

0:34:13 > 0:34:14I just got a letter from the registrar...

0:34:14 > 0:34:18and they want me to stick around for another year.

0:34:18 > 0:34:22You know, my grades are the pits, so whatever.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27I'm sorry, Asher.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Yeah. It's all good.

0:34:29 > 0:34:30What d'you expect?

0:34:40 > 0:34:43- Shit. I'm late. I got to go. - All right.

0:34:46 > 0:34:47Give me your hand.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50- What? - Your hand, fool.

0:34:50 > 0:34:52OK.

0:34:52 > 0:34:53What's this?

0:34:56 > 0:34:58- My digits. - OK.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Call me. - I will.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02Maybe.

0:35:07 > 0:35:08This is so high school.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Oh, are you going to pretend nothing ever happened?

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Nothing did, you know, happen.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19What is that, the Bill Clinton defence?

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Because I could've sworn something happened, you know?

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Why don't you just finish me off?

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Suzie, Suzie, I am so flattered, OK?

0:35:33 > 0:35:34- Oh, good. - But we got to let this go

0:35:34 > 0:35:39because, the truth is, guilt is stronger than lust.

0:35:45 > 0:35:49I was so proud of you. You did so good.

0:35:49 > 0:35:50Let's put this right here...

0:35:50 > 0:35:53so Dad can't miss it when he comes in, OK?

0:35:53 > 0:35:57Wonderful. I'm starving.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02Eli, Dad and I talked about your allowance request.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04We have no problem giving you more money.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06We know you'll spend it wisely.

0:36:08 > 0:36:09We just wish that you'd let us know

0:36:09 > 0:36:12a little bit more of what you're thinking...

0:36:12 > 0:36:14in words.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17- You know what I mean? - Whatever.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21I just want you to know

0:36:21 > 0:36:22that you can talk to us about anything,

0:36:22 > 0:36:25anything at all, whatever's on your mind.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28There's nothing you can say that will upset us.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30Understood?

0:36:34 > 0:36:38Do you and Dad ever sixty-nine?

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Will it be the usual, Mr Gromberg?

0:36:44 > 0:36:45- The usual. - All right.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49- And for you, Mrs Gromberg? - She'll have the usual.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51What's good tonight, Bruno?

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Well, tonight, tonight, we have the osso bucco.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57Very nice. Served with potatoes and broccoli.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01We have a veal chop cooked in a Marsala wine - very lovely.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03I'll just have the usual as well.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06Oh. Good decision.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09At least I entertain the idea of trying something new,

0:37:09 > 0:37:12a concept that you've never grasped.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Let's do presents.

0:37:18 > 0:37:22Oh, maybe there's a job offer for our oldest son in here.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Oh, boy, huh? I could only hope.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26Wait a minute. Ladies first.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28I may be a selfish, money-grubbing lawyer...

0:37:28 > 0:37:30but I am still a gentleman.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32God knows who you learned that from.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35- My mother, of course. - Of course.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46It's on order. It's got automatic button-holing,

0:37:46 > 0:37:49auto-embroidery, auto...eroticism.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51This little puppy can do everything.

0:37:51 > 0:37:55It's called a Pfaff.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00A sewing machine.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05I...

0:38:06 > 0:38:07Thank you.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09All right, now, wait. Is this a schmucky thing to do?

0:38:09 > 0:38:12- No. No, no, no. - You always talked about

0:38:12 > 0:38:14wanting to design your own clothes, didn't you?

0:38:15 > 0:38:18- I did, didn't I? - Yeah.

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Thank you, honey.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Gosh, I don't know when I'll find the time,

0:38:26 > 0:38:29but, you know, I will. I'll make the time.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33Open yours.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36Ooh. I think I may be the winner this year.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40This is feeling awfully light, awfully light.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Oh-h-h-h-h...!

0:38:44 > 0:38:48Cashmere. Ooh. Now, what did I do to deserve this?

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Oh, well, I have no idea.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53Look under the socks.

0:39:02 > 0:39:06- Florence? - I thought that we both...

0:39:06 > 0:39:10could use a little Florence.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12A second honeymoon.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Honey, thank you. Thanks a lot.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16MOBILE RINGS

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Shit.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20- Barney. - Go ahead. Go take it.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Nah. The hell with him.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25I've taken up a new case.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28The Martine account wasn't enough for you?

0:39:28 > 0:39:30A pro bono.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33I'm working on a rent strike in Harlem.

0:39:33 > 0:39:34Oh, honey.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38That's the best thing I've heard you say in months.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Asher.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Asher? Asher!

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Oh, oh, what's up? Hey, yo, let her in, man.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Hey, come on.

0:40:18 > 0:40:19- By the way... - What's that?

0:40:19 > 0:40:22- It's Katie. - I know that, sweetie.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26I'm just reminding you... for the morning.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Can I ask you something?

0:40:39 > 0:40:42Anything you want, Katie.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46Whose number is that?

0:40:47 > 0:40:50That? That number right there...

0:40:50 > 0:40:54Is a number for the burn unit at the Mount Sinai Hospital.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57You know, in case it gets a little bit too steamy tonight.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09What the hell's going on here, Alex?

0:41:09 > 0:41:12Prostitution, drugs, rock and roll.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14We just got a call from Waxman over at Martine.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17Yeah? How's his lisp these days?

0:41:19 > 0:41:22- Have you gone wacko? - Could you excuse us, please?

0:41:22 > 0:41:23Not that I'm aware of, no.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25You just took opposing counsel against a client of ours.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27- What do you mean? - What do I mean?

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Do the words "due diligence" ring a bell?

0:41:29 > 0:41:31That project that you just flew into...

0:41:31 > 0:41:35with your goddamn pro bono cape flapping all over the place...

0:41:35 > 0:41:37happens to be owned and run by Martine.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40They're threatening to switch counsel.

0:41:40 > 0:41:44That's a 9 million account for this firm - nine million.

0:41:44 > 0:41:45They are breaking the law, Barney.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Morning, Barney.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51- What's this? - They're called pupusas.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53They're from Rosario.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Must I remind you that our currency...

0:41:56 > 0:42:00does not come in the form of tortillas?!

0:42:00 > 0:42:01Pupusas.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06You have been taken off the Martine account.

0:42:06 > 0:42:10Given the facts, that probably makes the best sense.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12Might as well take me off everything.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14- What was that? - Nothing.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17Look, Alex, just because you thumbed your nose

0:42:17 > 0:42:19at becoming a partner doesn't mean

0:42:19 > 0:42:21you don't have obligations to this firm.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24This is too big > a screw-up to ignore,

0:42:24 > 0:42:27even for the founding partner's son. Yeah.

0:42:32 > 0:42:33BEEP

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Oh, shit, Dad.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Alex, it's Asher returning your call.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Hey, Ash, where'd I catch you?

0:43:02 > 0:43:04I'm in the library.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Oh, what'd they do, roll a couple of kegs in there?

0:43:07 > 0:43:10No, Dad. I'm just doing a little writing.

0:43:10 > 0:43:11Oh, that's good. That's good.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13You know, I'd love to read something you write...

0:43:13 > 0:43:15whenever it feels OK.

0:43:15 > 0:43:18That's fantastic, Dad. I appreciate that.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21How's that job hunt coming?

0:43:21 > 0:43:22Listen, Dad, I'm late for class.

0:43:22 > 0:43:27Ash, Ash, that's not the reason I called you.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29I wanted to know if you wanted to go to the game tonight.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31I got a couple of tickets, you know?

0:43:31 > 0:43:32Thought we'd have a couple beers.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35I can't, OK?

0:43:35 > 0:43:38Ash, I'm talking about the Yankees - box seats.

0:43:38 > 0:43:39Listen, Dad, I can't go, all right?

0:43:39 > 0:43:42I'm sorry. I'll give you a call back.

0:44:06 > 0:44:07BASEBALL COMMENTARY ON TV

0:44:10 > 0:44:12# You'll never know... # What the hell?

0:44:12 > 0:44:17Hey, I'm watching the Yankees. Turn that thing off.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Let's go.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21Up. We're going to dance.

0:44:21 > 0:44:25- Are you out of your mind? - Just about.

0:44:25 > 0:44:27That's why you're going to turn off that damn box

0:44:27 > 0:44:28and dance with me.

0:44:33 > 0:44:34Off, Mitchell. That's not off.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39# And if I tried

0:44:39 > 0:44:42# I still couldn't hide my love for you... #

0:44:42 > 0:44:45I wanted to see that game, too.

0:44:49 > 0:44:53- Hold me. - I am holding you.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55No, you fool.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58Hold me like you love me.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01There. That's better.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04# You went away

0:45:04 > 0:45:06# And my heart

0:45:06 > 0:45:10# Went with you

0:45:14 > 0:45:18# I speak your name

0:45:18 > 0:45:26# in my every prayer

0:45:26 > 0:45:29# If there is some other way

0:45:29 > 0:45:32# To prove that I love you

0:45:32 > 0:45:37# I'm sure I don't know how

0:45:39 > 0:45:43# You'll never know

0:45:43 > 0:45:48# if you don't know now. #

0:46:13 > 0:46:15It's good, isn't it?

0:46:15 > 0:46:18So, how you doing, buddy? Everything OK?

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Yeah. The game's good.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22I didn't mean just the game.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24The food's good.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26No, I mean...

0:46:26 > 0:46:28How's your life going, Eli?

0:46:28 > 0:46:31Anything you want to ask the old man?

0:46:31 > 0:46:32Now's your chance.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35I've had a little bit of experience, you know.

0:46:35 > 0:46:36No. I'm good.

0:47:19 > 0:47:20I was thinking a nightgown...

0:47:20 > 0:47:23in that mercerized Egyptian cotton.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26Oh, lots of pictures appear.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Slinky, yeah.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31It moved. This is great. OK, let me get a pen

0:47:31 > 0:47:33because I don't want to forget this.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35I want to write this down. Wait a minute.

0:47:35 > 0:47:40Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Let's see.

0:47:46 > 0:47:47Eugh!

0:47:53 > 0:47:54Comfortable(!)

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Talking!

0:48:04 > 0:48:08Evelyn! Ninth inning. Get in here.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17HE SWITCHES TELEVISION OFF

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Lousy game.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22They should've yanked that pitcher in the third inning.

0:48:22 > 0:48:26That was a big mistake - a big mistake.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31Your bath is ready!

0:48:33 > 0:48:36And I'm ready, too.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43Hey, hey, you can't take a bath in your clothes.

0:48:43 > 0:48:44Get up.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47Jeez.

0:48:49 > 0:48:50Get up, woman.

0:48:54 > 0:48:56Oh, no. No. No.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59Don't you dare do that.

0:49:00 > 0:49:01Get up, woman.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04Goddamn, Evelyn, get up!

0:49:09 > 0:49:10Get up.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19Get up, Evelyn.

0:49:19 > 0:49:22Get up. Get up.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Well, we were wondering what happened to you.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29Thought you'd give public transportation a break...

0:50:29 > 0:50:30Come out with your family today.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33I always take the train.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36I know you like the train, Dad. Somebody would've picked you up.

0:50:36 > 0:50:38Or I would've come and picked you up.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40Where's Uncle Stephen?

0:50:40 > 0:50:42He's in bad shape.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45The doctor wouldn't let him come.

0:50:45 > 0:50:50Hey, what are all these cars doing on my place?

0:50:51 > 0:50:56They're friends of Mom's, come to pay their last respects.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02When I think of my mother...

0:51:05 > 0:51:08I think of her posture,

0:51:08 > 0:51:10the way that she carried herself through life.

0:51:10 > 0:51:13She was upright...

0:51:13 > 0:51:16with dignity, always.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19And those laser eyes of hers...

0:51:19 > 0:51:22seeing right through you.

0:51:22 > 0:51:25One look from her...

0:51:25 > 0:51:27and she knew what the truth was, whatever the situation was.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34When I think of my mother...

0:51:34 > 0:51:36I think of the word "grace".

0:51:36 > 0:51:41That was a word that was invented for her.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45She set the standard...

0:51:46 > 0:51:48in loyalty...

0:51:48 > 0:51:50family pride...

0:51:50 > 0:51:51and love.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55And she taught me well...

0:51:57 > 0:52:01..in what to look for when choosing a wife.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06So, Mom, I thank you.

0:52:41 > 0:52:45Hey, what the hell are you doing?

0:52:45 > 0:52:46I got to pick up some stuff in town.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48I thought I'd take it for a ride.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50What's the matter with your Kraut car?

0:52:50 > 0:52:54- It's Japanese, Dad. - Still the enemy.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56We're not at war anymore, remember?

0:52:56 > 0:52:58They're not the enemy. They may be YOURS.

0:52:58 > 0:53:03My brother lost his legs because of some Nazi bastards.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06I know that. All I want to do is just take it for a spin.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09Nobody else drives this Chevy but me.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11Fine, fine.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13You just keep your precious car.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15You shouldn't be driving a goddamn shopping cart...

0:53:15 > 0:53:17better yet a '55 Chevy.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25Are you all right, Mitchell?

0:53:25 > 0:53:28No.

0:53:28 > 0:53:29No.

0:53:32 > 0:53:35Was everything the way you wanted it?

0:53:35 > 0:53:36The service?

0:53:36 > 0:53:39Not very religious.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41You're standing on one leg.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43What?

0:53:43 > 0:53:47An old prophet was once asked...

0:53:47 > 0:53:50"Can you tell me the meaning of religion...

0:53:50 > 0:53:53"standing on one leg?"

0:53:53 > 0:53:55And what did he say?

0:53:55 > 0:53:58Do unto others...

0:53:58 > 0:54:02as you would have them do unto you.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04That's my belief.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06We must be nice to people.

0:54:06 > 0:54:08And are you?

0:54:08 > 0:54:10God, no.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13Did you get the bread?

0:54:13 > 0:54:14Yeah.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19Do you believe in doing unto others

0:54:19 > 0:54:22as you would have them do unto you?

0:54:22 > 0:54:24What?

0:54:24 > 0:54:27Your father does.

0:54:27 > 0:54:31My father believes you do to others before they do to you.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34Sorry, Dad. I couldn't resist that.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37Isn't it time you learned how, Alex...

0:54:37 > 0:54:40at least occasionally, to resist?

0:54:41 > 0:54:43What do you want to eat, Mitchell?

0:54:43 > 0:54:44Fish.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46We have whitefish, and we have lox.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49Fresh fish.

0:54:49 > 0:54:51We don't have any fresh.

0:54:51 > 0:54:52We have a lake.

0:54:53 > 0:54:56Well, why don't you and Alex

0:54:56 > 0:54:59take the boat out and go catch a fish?

0:54:59 > 0:55:01Now?

0:55:01 > 0:55:03Rebecca, this is ridiculous.

0:55:04 > 0:55:07< I need a partner to row the boat.

0:55:07 > 0:55:09You and me both.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Your father needs a partner.

0:55:13 > 0:55:14Asher!

0:55:14 > 0:55:17Ah, Jesus.

0:55:20 > 0:55:23Your father's asking for your company.

0:55:23 > 0:55:25Rebecca, what is the problem?

0:55:36 > 0:55:38Fish don't like that.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49I got a call from Jim Lindsey the other day, Dad.

0:55:49 > 0:55:52What's he calling you about?

0:55:52 > 0:55:54He said he saw a guy out here

0:55:54 > 0:55:58who was assessing the property on your instructions.

0:55:58 > 0:56:01So? Testing the market.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04- Testing the market? - Yeah.

0:56:04 > 0:56:06Does that mean you're trying to sell the house?

0:56:06 > 0:56:07Why do you care?

0:56:07 > 0:56:10What do you mean? I love this house.

0:56:10 > 0:56:12It's got Mom's memories all over there.

0:56:12 > 0:56:13Why the hell would you even think about...

0:56:13 > 0:56:15You never even come up here anymore.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17We used to come here all the time, and we will again.

0:56:17 > 0:56:20Why wouldn't you have the decency to tell me?

0:56:20 > 0:56:21Maybe Rebecca and I...

0:56:21 > 0:56:23would like to take over ownership of the property.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25I'm not asking you to give it to me, Dad.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27God forbid. We'd write you a cheque.

0:56:27 > 0:56:32Hey, Dad, could you chill out? You're scaring my bites.

0:56:32 > 0:56:36Asher, don't hold the pole like that.

0:56:36 > 0:56:38Dad, please, let's stop with the Moby Dick crap, all right?

0:56:38 > 0:56:40Just leave Asher out of this whole thing.

0:56:40 > 0:56:41Dad, I don't need your help.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43I'm not gonna have you bringing Asher

0:56:43 > 0:56:45into what happened to me when I was growing up, Dad.

0:56:45 > 0:56:48- Is that so? - That's so, Dad. Enough, OK?

0:56:48 > 0:56:51Your wife died. I've lost my mother.

0:56:51 > 0:56:54That's enough, OK? Just - enough.

0:56:54 > 0:56:57OK, everybody, group hug. Come on.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00Don't be a smart ass, OK? I wasn't talking to you.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03Stop trying to make everybody cry with you all the time.

0:57:03 > 0:57:05I'm sick of that.

0:57:05 > 0:57:07Some men cry inside.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09That's what I'm saying, Pappy.

0:57:09 > 0:57:11Not everybody's a soggy cracker like you, Dad.

0:57:11 > 0:57:14Holy shit! I got a fish, man!

0:57:14 > 0:57:16Good going. He got it.

0:57:19 > 0:57:20Look at that thing!

0:57:22 > 0:57:23It's a big one.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25I know, it's a big one. Oh, shit.

0:57:25 > 0:57:28- The net. - Where's the net?

0:57:28 > 0:57:30- Hurry up, Dad! - Get it up!

0:57:30 > 0:57:33- Use your hands! - I got it!

0:57:33 > 0:57:36I've got him. I've got him, OK?

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Ok, here we go. All right.

0:57:38 > 0:57:42What the hell you doing, man? Damn! Tell me you didn't just...

0:57:42 > 0:57:43Schmuck!

0:57:43 > 0:57:46- What the hell? - You had it in your hand!

0:57:46 > 0:57:50I'm sorry, OK?

0:57:52 > 0:57:53I'm sorry!

0:57:55 > 0:58:00Let's see if we can get another one, schmuck.

0:58:09 > 0:58:11Mean brisket, Mom.

0:58:11 > 0:58:13I had nothing to do with it.

0:58:13 > 0:58:15What's Pappy doing? Can you see him?

0:58:15 > 0:58:18Watching TV.

0:58:18 > 0:58:22How can you just sit there?

0:58:22 > 0:58:23Go get him.

0:58:35 > 0:58:37- Dad... - Not hungry.

0:58:45 > 0:58:52I'm sorry about the fish and everything.

0:58:52 > 0:58:56If you change your mind, we'd love you to join us.

0:59:03 > 0:59:05I finally get it all the way into the boat...

0:59:05 > 0:59:09and what does my father do? He drops the slippery sucker.

0:59:09 > 0:59:13Are you upset about your grandmother?

0:59:13 > 0:59:16- Asher? - Yeah, I'm here.

0:59:16 > 0:59:19'You want to talk about it?'

0:59:19 > 0:59:22No. Not particularly.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24I'm really sorry.

0:59:24 > 0:59:27Yeah, I know.

0:59:27 > 0:59:30So, what are you doing after graduation?

0:59:30 > 0:59:33Doing that Eurorail...

0:59:33 > 0:59:34"get on the train with Americans...

0:59:34 > 0:59:36"who look exactly like you" thing?

0:59:36 > 0:59:38I have a job.

0:59:38 > 0:59:40Of course you do.

0:59:40 > 0:59:42I'm actually starting at the end of July.

0:59:42 > 0:59:44I'm going to be an editorial assistant.

0:59:44 > 0:59:47'What about you?'

0:59:47 > 0:59:52After my fifth year? I have no idea.

0:59:52 > 0:59:56Can I ask you a personal question?

0:59:56 > 1:00:00I don't deal with death very well, so...

1:00:00 > 1:00:04Are you wearing any exciting undergarments?

1:00:04 > 1:00:05Christ, Asher!

1:00:05 > 1:00:09Does death always make you this horny?

1:00:09 > 1:00:11I don't know. This is my first death.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13Oh, Pappy!

1:00:13 > 1:00:14Hello?

1:00:14 > 1:00:16Yeah. No, it's my grandfather.

1:00:16 > 1:00:19Look, I better get going, OK?

1:00:19 > 1:00:21- Peg? - Yeah?

1:00:21 > 1:00:24I'm glad I called.

1:00:24 > 1:00:26Me, too.

1:00:26 > 1:00:27I'll talk to you later.

1:00:27 > 1:00:31- Who was that? - Just a lady friend.

1:00:31 > 1:00:34You schtupping her?

1:00:34 > 1:00:36No, actually. Not yet.

1:00:36 > 1:00:39Why the hell not?

1:00:39 > 1:00:42Let me give you a quick pointer.

1:00:42 > 1:00:46When you're ready to close the deal...

1:00:46 > 1:00:50get up, put on your shoes and leave.

1:00:50 > 1:00:52What do you mean?

1:00:52 > 1:00:54Just what I said.

1:00:54 > 1:00:57Put on your shoes and walk through the door.

1:00:57 > 1:01:00That's your pointer?

1:01:00 > 1:01:02Hey, mark my words.

1:01:02 > 1:01:06She'll come back when you least expect it.

1:01:07 > 1:01:10I know he thinks he can handle it alone...

1:01:10 > 1:01:11But Mom, she did everything for him.

1:01:14 > 1:01:17What happens if he has another stroke?

1:01:17 > 1:01:19Breaks one of his hips?

1:01:19 > 1:01:21Becca, what is this? What?

1:01:23 > 1:01:27Look what the tooth fairy left for you!

1:01:30 > 1:01:32Oh, Jesus.

1:01:32 > 1:01:37- I tried to wait. I really did. - Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus, no.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39I loved your mother very much, and I know you did, too,

1:01:39 > 1:01:41but she of all people would understand

1:01:41 > 1:01:43that I couldn't go through the motions any longer.

1:01:43 > 1:01:45- Honey, I know this looks bad... - Bad?

1:01:45 > 1:01:47But it is not what you think.

1:01:47 > 1:01:48Oh, bad!

1:01:48 > 1:01:51I have been acting like a crazy person for the last two days,

1:01:51 > 1:01:53carrying around another woman's panties,

1:01:53 > 1:01:55wondering what the hell to do with this!

1:01:55 > 1:01:57This is nothing. It's nothing.

1:01:57 > 1:02:00Nothing? Don't tell me it's nothing!

1:02:00 > 1:02:01Bec! Bec! Bec!

1:02:01 > 1:02:03This is definitely something, Alex!

1:02:03 > 1:02:05Whatever the hell it is, it's something!

1:02:05 > 1:02:08And it's got lace all over it!

1:02:08 > 1:02:10Nothing happened. I'm washing dishes

1:02:10 > 1:02:11in the soup kitchen, this woman comes up...

1:02:11 > 1:02:13- I don't want the details! - I'm telling the truth!

1:02:13 > 1:02:16How did her frigging panties end up in your pocket?

1:02:16 > 1:02:21I don't know.

1:02:23 > 1:02:26All right.

1:02:26 > 1:02:30All right, let's say that...

1:02:30 > 1:02:34nothing happened. Just like you said.

1:02:37 > 1:02:39Did you want something to happen

1:02:39 > 1:02:43with this woman, Alex? Did you?

1:02:52 > 1:02:57That's all I needed to know.

1:02:57 > 1:03:00Rebecca, I can't do this right now.

1:03:00 > 1:03:03I don't expect you to. But it's out there now

1:03:03 > 1:03:08and we're gonna have to deal with it.

1:03:08 > 1:03:10You OK, little man?

1:03:10 > 1:03:13It's so retarded.

1:03:13 > 1:03:16It's OK. Don't worry, man.

1:03:16 > 1:03:19Mom and Dad'll kiss and make up before tomorrow morning.

1:03:19 > 1:03:21As gross as that sounds.

1:03:21 > 1:03:25It's not Mom and Dad. It's dancing.

1:03:25 > 1:03:26What?

1:03:26 > 1:03:28Dancing.

1:03:28 > 1:03:31There's a school dance on Wednesday.

1:03:31 > 1:03:34Yuck. It's stupid.

1:03:34 > 1:03:36I don't get why anyone would want to do that.

1:03:36 > 1:03:40Isn't your lady friend gonna be there?

1:03:40 > 1:03:41You remember?

1:03:41 > 1:03:45The one you wanted to slap the ol' Gromberg lip-lock on?

1:03:45 > 1:03:46Whatever.

1:03:46 > 1:03:50Man, sixth grade dance.

1:03:50 > 1:03:52The spring fling.

1:03:52 > 1:03:56If anything's gonna go down, that's where it's gonna happen.

1:03:56 > 1:03:59Trust me. I got your back on that one.

1:03:59 > 1:04:01Yeah, whatever.

1:04:06 > 1:04:08She has a nose ring.

1:04:08 > 1:04:11The runaway?

1:04:11 > 1:04:13That's your girlfriend?

1:04:13 > 1:04:16It's Abby, thank you very much.

1:04:16 > 1:04:18No shit.

1:04:18 > 1:04:21I'm impressed. Wow, man.

1:04:21 > 1:04:25What's wrong with a nose ring anyway?

1:04:26 > 1:04:28It's in her nose.

1:04:35 > 1:04:36I think I miss her.

1:04:36 > 1:04:40Who, that little punk chick?

1:04:40 > 1:04:44No. Granny.

1:04:48 > 1:04:50Yeah.

1:04:52 > 1:04:55I miss her, too, Eli.

1:05:46 > 1:05:49# You'll never know

1:05:49 > 1:05:51# Just how much

1:05:51 > 1:05:55# I miss you

1:05:58 > 1:06:02# You'll never know

1:06:02 > 1:06:05# Just how much

1:06:05 > 1:06:11# I care

1:06:11 > 1:06:15# And if I try

1:06:15 > 1:06:23# I still couldn't hide my love for you... #

1:06:23 > 1:06:24Alex!

1:06:26 > 1:06:28In the doghouse, huh?

1:06:28 > 1:06:31Don't ask, Dad.

1:06:31 > 1:06:33Let's go for a ride.

1:06:33 > 1:06:35What?

1:06:35 > 1:06:37You can drive.

1:06:37 > 1:06:40I had a thought.

1:06:40 > 1:06:45What if you and Rebecca took over the deed?

1:06:45 > 1:06:47Which deed?

1:06:47 > 1:06:50"Which deed"! The deed to the house.

1:06:52 > 1:06:54Just thought about that, huh?

1:06:54 > 1:06:56Wonder what made you think of that.

1:06:56 > 1:06:58- Pull over. - If you just hold onto it,

1:06:58 > 1:07:00there's a gas station up on route 9.

1:07:00 > 1:07:04I don't have to pee. Please pull over.

1:07:04 > 1:07:06Right here. OK.

1:07:15 > 1:07:18Dad? Dad?

1:07:18 > 1:07:20Dad, you OK?

1:07:20 > 1:07:24I met your mother here.

1:07:24 > 1:07:25I thought you met in law school.

1:07:25 > 1:07:29No. I met her...

1:07:29 > 1:07:33right there. Bake sale.

1:07:33 > 1:07:37I bought a piece of poppy seed cake.

1:07:37 > 1:07:43Went in to get another just to see her again.

1:07:43 > 1:07:46I must have had six slices

1:07:46 > 1:07:51before I had the nerve to ask her to go out.

1:07:57 > 1:08:01Your mother was the best thing

1:08:01 > 1:08:06that ever happened in my life.

1:08:06 > 1:08:11I can hardly breathe without her.

1:08:13 > 1:08:15You know, for thirty years...

1:08:15 > 1:08:20every Friday, I took the express

1:08:20 > 1:08:22from Grand Central.

1:08:22 > 1:08:25I used to love that train ride.

1:08:25 > 1:08:29Spending some time alone with my dad.

1:08:29 > 1:08:34Your mother liked to drive up on her own

1:08:34 > 1:08:40so we'd greet each other fresh for the weekend.

1:08:42 > 1:08:46The train would roll in, I'd step out...

1:08:48 > 1:08:53..and there she was, waiting for me.

1:08:54 > 1:08:56Always.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59Always.

1:09:14 > 1:09:17Rebecca and I are in some trouble.

1:09:21 > 1:09:24Did you hear what I said?

1:09:24 > 1:09:27Now what did you do wrong?

1:09:29 > 1:09:31She thinks I'm having an affair.

1:09:31 > 1:09:35With another woman?

1:09:36 > 1:09:39Yeah, Dad. With another woman.

1:09:39 > 1:09:42It doesn't surprise me.

1:09:42 > 1:09:45What do you mean, it doesn't surprise you?

1:09:45 > 1:09:49You never had a real sense of follow-through.

1:09:49 > 1:09:52See? I mean, that's it. I'm trying to talk to you...

1:09:52 > 1:09:54and you can't have one minute go by

1:09:54 > 1:09:56without trying to insult me?

1:09:56 > 1:09:59I'm just telling it like it is.

1:09:59 > 1:10:01Like it is, or how you'd like to see it?

1:10:01 > 1:10:04Just because your old man was a cold-hearted prick

1:10:04 > 1:10:07doesn't mean that you and I got to be that way, Dad.

1:10:07 > 1:10:10Why is it that whatever I do,

1:10:10 > 1:10:12I always feel like it's not enough?

1:10:12 > 1:10:14I always feel like I'm coming up short, Dad.

1:10:14 > 1:10:16Why? What is that?

1:10:16 > 1:10:18Why, Dad?

1:10:18 > 1:10:21What, Mom's not here to defend you,

1:10:21 > 1:10:23you don't know what to say?

1:10:23 > 1:10:25She was always ready to serve you.

1:10:25 > 1:10:28When she was here, she was excusing... Stop. Stop.

1:10:28 > 1:10:31Don't talk about your mother like that.

1:10:31 > 1:10:34I will talk about her any way I want

1:10:34 > 1:10:37because she is my mother, and, Dad...

1:10:37 > 1:10:39you're my father.

1:10:39 > 1:10:42Couldn't you just at least

1:10:42 > 1:10:46have a little bit of approval about my life?

1:10:47 > 1:10:49Is that really going to kill you,

1:10:49 > 1:10:50just to give me maybe that much?

1:10:50 > 1:10:54What? What do you want me to say?

1:10:54 > 1:10:56That I love you?

1:11:05 > 1:11:09You know, I'm not like your mother.

1:11:09 > 1:11:12I can't say everything out loud.

1:11:12 > 1:11:16It doesn't mean I don't.

1:11:21 > 1:11:24And I love you, too, Dad.

1:11:31 > 1:11:35I'm not always proud of my behaviour.

1:11:35 > 1:11:37Nobody is. Nobody.

1:11:40 > 1:11:45And, Alex, you're a much better father than I was.

1:11:47 > 1:11:49Thank you.

1:11:49 > 1:11:53But you didn't exactly set the bar all that high!

1:12:05 > 1:12:07Come on. Let's go home.

1:12:31 > 1:12:34To the side if you're gonna stop, please!

1:12:47 > 1:12:49'Come on. Let's go.'

1:12:49 > 1:12:50Let's go.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53- Sweet! - There we go.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58- You know what your problem is? - What's my problem?

1:12:58 > 1:13:00You're not confused.

1:13:00 > 1:13:02It's painfully obvious that you're...

1:13:02 > 1:13:06That I'm what? Paralysed by the fear of failure?

1:13:06 > 1:13:09As long as you're aware of it.

1:13:09 > 1:13:11- I couldn't sleep at night. - Oh, no?

1:13:11 > 1:13:13I guess we're different.

1:13:13 > 1:13:15- Why do you care? - Why do I care?

1:13:15 > 1:13:18Cos you're acting like a pussy, that's why.

1:13:18 > 1:13:19And I don't like hanging out with pussies.

1:13:19 > 1:13:21Pussy?

1:13:21 > 1:13:22What are you doing?

1:13:49 > 1:13:51- Wait, wait, wait. - What? What's wrong?

1:13:51 > 1:13:52Wait, wait.

1:13:52 > 1:13:56What? Do I have BO? That's not fair.

1:13:56 > 1:13:58I didn't get a chance to shower.

1:13:58 > 1:14:00I was running all over the place.

1:14:00 > 1:14:03- I don't want to ruin this. - I'm sorry?

1:14:03 > 1:14:06I just think what we have going right now is so good.

1:14:06 > 1:14:07I don't want to rush it.

1:14:08 > 1:14:10Are you high?

1:14:10 > 1:14:14No. I just think we should respect the connection.

1:14:14 > 1:14:17It's a game.

1:14:17 > 1:14:20No. I'm serious.

1:14:22 > 1:14:25I'll call you later, OK?

1:14:29 > 1:14:31Can I call you later?

1:14:31 > 1:14:33Yeah.

1:14:33 > 1:14:35OK.

1:14:41 > 1:14:42'Mr Gromberg.'

1:14:42 > 1:14:47Are you OK, sir?

1:14:47 > 1:14:49The usual.

1:14:49 > 1:14:50- Yes, sir. - Thank you.

1:15:11 > 1:15:13MUSIC: "Carwash Romance" by Damone

1:15:24 > 1:15:25Abby Staley.

1:15:38 > 1:15:40Hey, Eli, you want to go get a drink?

1:15:40 > 1:15:41No, I'm good.

1:15:41 > 1:15:43All right. Talk to you later.

1:15:49 > 1:15:52- Hey. - What?

1:15:52 > 1:15:55How come you're just standing here?

1:15:55 > 1:15:56How come you look like a banker?

1:15:56 > 1:15:58I don't know.

1:15:58 > 1:16:02My dad bought me this.

1:16:02 > 1:16:03I like your bracelets.

1:16:06 > 1:16:07Do you? Or are you making a dick of yourself,

1:16:07 > 1:16:09being nice to the runaway?

1:16:09 > 1:16:12No, I do. They're nice.

1:16:15 > 1:16:17Do you dance?

1:16:17 > 1:16:20Here? No.

1:16:20 > 1:16:22But I would get the hell out of here.

1:16:39 > 1:16:42'So, how did Eli look for the dance tonight?'

1:16:42 > 1:16:44If you had been here to see him off,

1:16:44 > 1:16:47maybe you wouldn't have to ask.

1:16:47 > 1:16:51A little early for bed tonight, isn't it?

1:16:52 > 1:16:55Excuse me.

1:17:02 > 1:17:04How long are you going to keep freezing me out?

1:17:04 > 1:17:06I don't know.

1:17:08 > 1:17:11I need time. All right?

1:17:18 > 1:17:21Bec, I am sorry. I am so sorry.

1:17:21 > 1:17:24So am I.

1:17:24 > 1:17:28I'm sorry and sad and exhausted!

1:17:28 > 1:17:31PHONE RINGS

1:17:31 > 1:17:33Oh, God. Just...

1:17:33 > 1:17:35talk to Barney.

1:17:38 > 1:17:39It's my father.

1:17:39 > 1:17:41Oh, better!

1:17:41 > 1:17:42Yes, Dad?

1:17:45 > 1:17:46What?

1:17:52 > 1:17:57If you would just sign here, and that should do it.

1:17:57 > 1:17:58Your late brother's remains

1:17:58 > 1:18:02are now officially in your custody.

1:18:02 > 1:18:06My deepest condolences.

1:18:06 > 1:18:08Thank you.

1:18:08 > 1:18:12I'm assuming you've made suitable arrangements?

1:18:12 > 1:18:13Don't worry.

1:18:13 > 1:18:18We will see that he gets a fitting burial.

1:18:40 > 1:18:42'Asher!'

1:18:42 > 1:18:43What's up, man?

1:18:43 > 1:18:46Prolific.

1:18:46 > 1:18:49Just waiting on my muse.

1:18:49 > 1:18:51She's a bit tardy this evening, no?

1:18:51 > 1:18:53Or should I say this semester?

1:18:53 > 1:18:56She'll be here, man. She'll be here.

1:18:56 > 1:18:58As we await her arrival...

1:18:58 > 1:19:02how about we do a little drinky-poo?

1:19:16 > 1:19:18DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

1:19:37 > 1:19:39Jeez, Pappy was right.

1:19:39 > 1:19:42- What? - Nothing. What's up?

1:19:42 > 1:19:45I could hear you all the way down in the lobby.

1:19:45 > 1:19:47It's really loud.

1:19:47 > 1:19:50This is my buddy from down the hall.

1:19:50 > 1:19:52Don't be fooled by his fancy grammar.

1:19:52 > 1:19:55He's really kind of a slimeball.

1:19:55 > 1:19:57Malik, this is Peg.

1:19:57 > 1:19:59It's a great pleasure to meet you.

1:19:59 > 1:20:00See what I'm saying?

1:20:00 > 1:20:02I thought I'd surprise you.

1:20:02 > 1:20:04It's a nice surprise.

1:20:04 > 1:20:07- Chablis 2002. - Boxed wine.

1:20:07 > 1:20:10I liked the rectangular element.

1:20:10 > 1:20:13- I'll take it. - Take a seat.

1:20:13 > 1:20:16So, what have you guys been up to?

1:20:16 > 1:20:18Um...

1:20:18 > 1:20:19cramming.

1:20:19 > 1:20:20Yeah.

1:20:20 > 1:20:22For what, chemistry?

1:20:25 > 1:20:30Well, perhaps you'd like to try an experiment or two.

1:20:32 > 1:20:35You wouldn't lead me astray, would you?

1:20:35 > 1:20:37No. No way.

1:20:37 > 1:20:40No way.

1:20:40 > 1:20:42Welcome to my laboratory.

1:20:42 > 1:20:44MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN

1:20:59 > 1:21:02- I'm gonna get the sodas. - Get me a Pepsi.

1:21:06 > 1:21:10I don't think the graphics were better.

1:21:10 > 1:21:11Hey, look! Check it out!

1:21:11 > 1:21:13Over there! Let's get 'em!

1:21:15 > 1:21:17- Abby Staley! - With a pet!

1:21:17 > 1:21:20Quick, it's Shea! Let's go! Out the back gate!

1:21:20 > 1:21:22Where the hell are you going? Come here!

1:21:22 > 1:21:24Leave me alone!

1:21:24 > 1:21:26What, you don't like me anymore, Abby?

1:21:26 > 1:21:28- You're a good kid, aren't you? - Leave him alone!

1:21:28 > 1:21:30What, he can't speak for himself?

1:21:30 > 1:21:33Leave him alone, you shithead.

1:21:33 > 1:21:35You believe the language?

1:21:35 > 1:21:36Sixth-grade gutter whore.

1:21:36 > 1:21:39You think I wouldn't find you?

1:21:39 > 1:21:42That's your little game, huh, Abby?

1:21:42 > 1:21:44Leave me alone. My brother will beat the shit out of you.

1:21:46 > 1:21:47That's for your brother.

1:21:47 > 1:21:49- Leave her alone, shithead! - Get him!

1:21:51 > 1:21:52You little rat!

1:21:55 > 1:21:58Shit! He broke my Tony Hawk! Damn it!

1:21:58 > 1:22:01He broke my goddamn board!

1:22:01 > 1:22:04Go get her! Come on!

1:22:04 > 1:22:06Get up!

1:22:06 > 1:22:08- Get 'em! - Come on!

1:22:08 > 1:22:10Come on! Let's go!

1:22:11 > 1:22:14- Come on! - You all right, Shea?

1:22:37 > 1:22:41Please be careful. Can you handle it?

1:22:41 > 1:22:43Yeah, I got it.

1:22:43 > 1:22:44I think so.

1:22:50 > 1:22:53OK, we'll put him in the bow.

1:22:55 > 1:22:58Now, watch out for the ledge right there.

1:22:58 > 1:23:00Yeah. Dad, where's the bow?

1:23:05 > 1:23:07Right in here.

1:23:09 > 1:23:14Shit, my back! Oh, Christ, my back!

1:23:14 > 1:23:16Dad, what are you doing? You could hurt yourself.

1:23:16 > 1:23:18Someone has to do it.

1:23:24 > 1:23:27Dad, this is absurd. This is totally absurd.

1:23:27 > 1:23:29It is not.

1:23:29 > 1:23:34He lived by the sea, now he dies by the sea.

1:23:34 > 1:23:36This is not a sea, Dad.

1:23:36 > 1:23:39This is Lake Winnipac. It's not the Atlantic.

1:23:39 > 1:23:41It's a sailor's sky tonight.

1:23:42 > 1:23:45He was in the Navy, Dad. He wasn't a Viking.

1:23:45 > 1:23:49This is what he always wanted.

1:23:49 > 1:23:51This is what he gets.

1:23:51 > 1:23:53Dad, we got neighbours here, OK?

1:23:53 > 1:23:55The hell with them!

1:24:04 > 1:24:06(Jesus.)

1:24:12 > 1:24:14Dad?

1:24:14 > 1:24:18I'm fine. I'm fine.

1:24:19 > 1:24:22He held on for a while, didn't he?

1:24:22 > 1:24:25The only way he knew how.

1:24:25 > 1:24:29You could have learned a thing or two from him.

1:24:29 > 1:24:30No, I did.

1:24:30 > 1:24:34I learned how to tie 36 different ship knots.

1:24:34 > 1:24:36The hell with knots.

1:24:36 > 1:24:39The man had character.

1:24:39 > 1:24:41You could have learned that from him.

1:24:41 > 1:24:43I tried to learn that from you.

1:24:52 > 1:24:54I'm getting blisters.

1:24:54 > 1:24:56Let's go over here.

1:25:10 > 1:25:14So, how come you hang out with that asshole Morgan Cooper?

1:25:14 > 1:25:15I don't know.

1:25:15 > 1:25:18How come you ran away with that guy?

1:25:18 > 1:25:20I don't know. Thought he was cool, I guess.

1:25:20 > 1:25:22Was he?

1:25:22 > 1:25:24No.

1:25:24 > 1:25:26Where'd you go?

1:25:26 > 1:25:27Cape Cod.

1:25:27 > 1:25:30Why'd you come back?

1:25:30 > 1:25:34I don't know. Guess I got bored.

1:25:34 > 1:25:35Were you homesick?

1:25:35 > 1:25:37Hell, no.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43I don't know.

1:25:43 > 1:25:46Maybe. A little.

1:25:46 > 1:25:48I get homesick when I go to camp.

1:25:48 > 1:25:49That's cos camp sucks.

1:25:52 > 1:25:54Are your parents as boring and angry

1:25:54 > 1:25:56and always screaming at each other like mine?

1:25:56 > 1:25:57Kind of.

1:25:57 > 1:25:59Do they never talk to you like mine?

1:25:59 > 1:26:02No. My parents are always talking to me.

1:26:02 > 1:26:05They ask me questions whenever they can.

1:26:05 > 1:26:06You're lucky.

1:26:06 > 1:26:10No, I'm not. You're lucky.

1:26:10 > 1:26:11SHOUTING

1:26:14 > 1:26:16It's OK.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21You really do like it.

1:26:24 > 1:26:26How come you haven't tried to kiss me?

1:26:26 > 1:26:29What? I don't know.

1:26:31 > 1:26:33Do you want to?

1:26:33 > 1:26:35I don't know.

1:26:35 > 1:26:39Cos, like, you can, you know, if you want to.

1:26:40 > 1:26:43No, thank you.

1:26:45 > 1:26:46OK.

1:27:03 > 1:27:05LOUD DANCE MUSIC

1:27:10 > 1:27:12Go, Asher.

1:27:12 > 1:27:14Break it down, Asher.

1:27:15 > 1:27:17Go, Asher. Go, Asher.

1:27:19 > 1:27:20Police!

1:27:20 > 1:27:24What's going on here? What's all this noise?

1:27:28 > 1:27:30Asher! Asher!

1:27:30 > 1:27:32Where the hell do you think you're going?

1:27:32 > 1:27:33What are you doing?

1:27:33 > 1:27:34Against the wall.

1:27:34 > 1:27:37Spread your legs. Spread your legs.

1:27:37 > 1:27:38Asher!

1:27:38 > 1:27:40I'm so sorry, Peg.

1:27:40 > 1:27:42I'll give you something to be sorry about. >

1:27:44 > 1:27:45My keys, my keys.

1:27:48 > 1:27:51PEG: Asher...

1:27:51 > 1:27:53what have you gotten me into?

1:27:54 > 1:27:55What's happening?

1:27:55 > 1:27:56Hey, no talking.

1:27:56 > 1:27:58Jesus.

1:27:59 > 1:28:00Jesus, man, what are you doing?

1:28:00 > 1:28:04PEG: I can't believe I trusted you.

1:28:04 > 1:28:05Closet back here?

1:28:05 > 1:28:08No. I don't know. It's not mine.

1:28:08 > 1:28:09Yeah, right.

1:28:09 > 1:28:11Let's get this out of the way.

1:28:11 > 1:28:12< Move that thing.

1:28:15 > 1:28:16You got a key for this?

1:28:16 > 1:28:18No. I told you. I've never used it before.

1:28:18 > 1:28:20Come on, get something - anything.

1:28:20 > 1:28:21< Give me the door lock.

1:28:21 > 1:28:22PEG: Asher!

1:28:29 > 1:28:30PEG: Oh, my God!

1:28:32 > 1:28:33< Holy shit.

1:28:33 > 1:28:34< Jackpot.

1:28:34 > 1:28:37< How about this for a noise complaint?

1:28:37 > 1:28:39< Wow. We're looking at fifteen years here.

1:28:39 > 1:28:41< What do you think? There must be eight plants in here.

1:28:41 > 1:28:43I don't want anything to do with you ever again.

1:28:43 > 1:28:46Peg, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to get you in trouble.

1:28:46 > 1:28:48I'll do something. I promise.

1:28:48 > 1:28:49'I can see the headlines now...'

1:28:49 > 1:28:53"Father and son burn uncle in makeshift Viking funeral.

1:28:53 > 1:28:57"Wife and children shamed."

1:28:57 > 1:28:59Is this legal, Dad?

1:29:02 > 1:29:03All right, so what do we do?

1:29:03 > 1:29:06We say something or...

1:29:06 > 1:29:08It's not about words.

1:29:08 > 1:29:10I'm sorry. Of course. You've done this before.

1:29:10 > 1:29:14It's about this man's connection with the sea.

1:29:14 > 1:29:17It's not about you or me...

1:29:17 > 1:29:20or words of grace.

1:29:20 > 1:29:22Push it to the water line.

1:29:22 > 1:29:24All right.

1:29:31 > 1:29:32Now...

1:29:33 > 1:29:36..when I say, "ahoy",

1:29:36 > 1:29:39give it a big shove out to sea.

1:29:39 > 1:29:41Aye, aye, Captain.

1:29:41 > 1:29:43Sorry, Dad.

1:29:45 > 1:29:47Look, we don't have to do this. You know that.

1:29:47 > 1:29:49We're doing it.

1:29:51 > 1:29:53Ahoy. Ahoy!

1:30:23 > 1:30:26HE CHANTS

1:30:39 > 1:30:41We got to go, Dad.

1:30:41 > 1:30:43Dad, Dad, come on. We got to go.

1:30:43 > 1:30:45Dad, we got to go.

1:30:52 > 1:30:54Thank you, Alex.

1:30:57 > 1:30:58Thank you.

1:30:58 > 1:31:00SIREN BLARES

1:31:11 > 1:31:13You know, we could go to jail.

1:31:13 > 1:31:17If we're lucky, we might be cellmates.

1:31:17 > 1:31:19MOBILE RINGS

1:31:19 > 1:31:22Yeah, hi, honey.

1:31:24 > 1:31:25What?

1:31:27 > 1:31:30Bec, is he OK? Where is he?

1:31:30 > 1:31:33They're processing his papers. They had to fingerprint him.

1:31:33 > 1:31:34Oh, Jesus.

1:31:34 > 1:31:35He'll probably get off, the little sneak.

1:31:35 > 1:31:37The police didn't have a warrant.

1:31:37 > 1:31:39- Thank God. - He's always getting off.

1:31:39 > 1:31:41That's part of the problem, Alex.

1:31:41 > 1:31:44It can't go on like this any longer.

1:31:46 > 1:31:49Look at us. Can you believe this?

1:31:49 > 1:31:51You OK?

1:31:51 > 1:31:53I'm still here, aren't I?

1:32:05 > 1:32:07Asher, honey.

1:32:07 > 1:32:09I didn't know the shit was there, Mom, I swear.

1:32:09 > 1:32:12Save it, Asher. Do you realise how serious this is?

1:32:16 > 1:32:17I'm so sorry, Dad.

1:32:17 > 1:32:20I'm sorry, too, buddy.

1:32:20 > 1:32:21I'm sorry, too.

1:32:21 > 1:32:22Oh, God.

1:32:22 > 1:32:24Asher, do you know you could've gotten

1:32:24 > 1:32:26up to fifteen years for this?

1:32:26 > 1:32:27I'm such a screw-up.

1:32:27 > 1:32:29You're not. You are not a screw-up.

1:32:29 > 1:32:31- Yes, I am. - You're not.

1:32:31 > 1:32:32Does Pappy have to see me this way?

1:32:32 > 1:32:37< Everything's screwed up, Dad. Everything's shit, Dad.

1:32:37 > 1:32:40I was with this girl who was there.

1:32:40 > 1:32:42She didn't do anything.

1:32:42 > 1:32:44I don't know where she is. She's going to hate me now.

1:32:44 > 1:32:46This just gets better and better.

1:32:46 > 1:32:47It's OK, it's OK.

1:32:47 > 1:32:49You have to help her. Please, Dad.

1:32:49 > 1:32:50We got to make sure she's all right.

1:32:50 > 1:32:52It's all right, Asher. We'll take care of her.

1:32:52 > 1:32:55Don't worry about her. She'll be all right.

1:32:55 > 1:32:56There was no search warrant, thank God.

1:32:56 > 1:32:57It's OK.

1:32:57 > 1:33:01And I've also screwed up with school, Mom.

1:33:01 > 1:33:02I'm going to have to go back for another year.

1:33:02 > 1:33:04You're failing your senior year?

1:33:04 > 1:33:06My life is shit!

1:33:06 > 1:33:07You're a bright kid, for God's sake.

1:33:07 > 1:33:09I just couldn't do it. I couldn't get into it.

1:33:09 > 1:33:11What the hell can you do? Sell drugs?

1:33:11 > 1:33:13Now, wait a minute. Let's face this, all right?

1:33:13 > 1:33:15We have all been in our own little worlds, haven't we?

1:33:15 > 1:33:17It's going to stop right now.

1:33:17 > 1:33:21We're a family. We're going to figure this out together.

1:33:21 > 1:33:23Figure what out? This? And school and...

1:33:23 > 1:33:25And everything else. That's right.

1:33:27 > 1:33:31Asher, you're not a kid anymore.

1:33:31 > 1:33:35You got to find out what is important in your life,

1:33:35 > 1:33:40what do you love, and you let nothing get in the way of it.

1:33:41 > 1:33:46Asher, listen to your father.

1:33:46 > 1:33:49He knows what he's talking about.

1:33:49 > 1:33:51MOBILE RINGS

1:33:51 > 1:33:53Oh, God.

1:33:53 > 1:33:54Who's calling you now?

1:33:54 > 1:33:57I don't know. This is probably a patient.

1:33:57 > 1:33:58Hello.

1:33:58 > 1:33:59- Mrs Gromberg? - Yes.

1:33:59 > 1:34:02'This is Mrs Hodgson. Is Eli with you?'

1:34:02 > 1:34:03What?

1:34:03 > 1:34:04He disappeared from the dance tonight.

1:34:13 > 1:34:16Is he in there? Yeah.

1:34:25 > 1:34:27You are staying here with us tonight.

1:34:27 > 1:34:30I don't want you out of my sight.

1:34:30 > 1:34:31Where should I sleep?

1:34:31 > 1:34:34Why don't you sleep in your old room with Eli?

1:34:34 > 1:34:37We've got a lot of talking to do.

1:34:37 > 1:34:38But in the morning.

1:34:38 > 1:34:40I couldn't take one more surprise tonight.

1:34:40 > 1:34:41Good night, honey.

1:34:41 > 1:34:43I'm going to bed.

1:34:43 > 1:34:45- Good night, Mom. - Good night, boys.

1:34:45 > 1:34:47What about me?

1:34:48 > 1:34:50What about you?

1:34:50 > 1:34:52Where do I sleep?

1:34:54 > 1:34:55Couch.

1:34:58 > 1:35:00Yeay-yay-yay-yay.

1:35:10 > 1:35:11What are you doing?

1:35:11 > 1:35:13I was getting in bed with my wife.

1:35:13 > 1:35:18Are you out of your mind? Aren't things confusing enough?

1:35:18 > 1:35:20We have two kids, both of them weird.

1:35:20 > 1:35:22Very weird, Alex.

1:35:22 > 1:35:24One of them is a drug dealer, and the other one is...

1:35:24 > 1:35:26What's Eli? He's what?

1:35:26 > 1:35:28I don't know what the other one is.

1:35:28 > 1:35:32But, Alex, do you want to work at this?

1:35:32 > 1:35:34- Yes. - Really work at this?

1:35:34 > 1:35:35Yes, I do. Yes.

1:35:35 > 1:35:36Will you see her again?

1:35:36 > 1:35:42No. I'm not... I wasn't seeing her.

1:35:42 > 1:35:45Look, Rebecca, I got sidetracked...

1:35:45 > 1:35:49with the office and the soup kitchen...

1:35:49 > 1:35:52and I wasn't paying attention.

1:35:57 > 1:36:00Life - it's always getting in the way of us, isn't it?

1:36:02 > 1:36:03Yeah.

1:36:05 > 1:36:07- The couch. - Oh, Rebecca.

1:36:07 > 1:36:09The couch.

1:36:15 > 1:36:17- Alex? - Yeah.

1:36:18 > 1:36:21In the morning, there are three things you can do.

1:36:21 > 1:36:23You can get our son a good lawyer...

1:36:23 > 1:36:27find us a marriage counsellor...

1:36:27 > 1:36:29and you can wash the dishes...

1:36:31 > 1:36:33..in OUR kitchen.

1:36:36 > 1:36:39I love you, Bec. Good night.

1:36:41 > 1:36:44I love you, too.

1:36:50 > 1:36:53What the hell are you doing, Dad?

1:36:53 > 1:36:55Insulin.

1:36:55 > 1:36:57Your mother used to do this.

1:37:03 > 1:37:05You going to be comfortable here?

1:37:05 > 1:37:10In the war, I slept in blood-filled trenches.

1:37:10 > 1:37:12Hope you don't mind if I join you.

1:37:12 > 1:37:15No. You take this couch.

1:37:16 > 1:37:18Thanks, Dad.

1:37:20 > 1:37:22Still in the doghouse?!

1:37:27 > 1:37:30Well, Dad, I thought we'd relive my childhood.

1:37:30 > 1:37:32You know, all those nights we went out camping together?

1:37:32 > 1:37:33Yeah, I remember.

1:37:33 > 1:37:37- Oh, yeah. In your dreams. - You were a pain in the ass.

1:37:37 > 1:37:41Yeah. We had a lot of nights out together, didn't we, Dad?

1:37:41 > 1:37:44You should've seen him. He was, like, seven feet tall.

1:37:44 > 1:37:47Huge, like the rock. When he swung his board at me...

1:37:47 > 1:37:49I just put my fist right through it.

1:37:49 > 1:37:51Broke it in half - a Tony Hawk, too.

1:37:51 > 1:37:53And when he got up, he charged at me.

1:37:53 > 1:37:56But I just went like this, and I kicked him in the shin.

1:37:56 > 1:37:58Then I went...

1:37:58 > 1:38:01right in his mug. Laid him out.

1:38:01 > 1:38:04Smack in the kisser.

1:38:04 > 1:38:05Good night, boys!

1:38:05 > 1:38:06< Good night, Eli!

1:38:06 > 1:38:08Good night, Pappy. Good night, Dad.

1:38:08 > 1:38:09Night, Dad. Night, Pappy.

1:38:09 > 1:38:11Good night, Mom.

1:38:11 > 1:38:12Night, Mom.

1:38:12 > 1:38:14Good night.

1:38:15 > 1:38:17Good night.

1:38:19 > 1:38:22PAPPY: # You'll never know

1:38:22 > 1:38:24# How much I love you... #

1:38:26 > 1:38:29HE CONTINUES TO SING THE SAME TUNE WITHOUT THE WORDS

1:38:33 > 1:38:36How many verses do you know, Dad?

1:38:36 > 1:38:40It's a lullaby that puts me to sleep.

1:38:45 > 1:38:47It's keeping me awake.

1:38:51 > 1:38:53Bro!

1:38:53 > 1:38:55What's that bracelet all about? >

1:38:55 > 1:38:58You get that for taking care of your lady?

1:38:58 > 1:38:59No...

1:38:59 > 1:39:02Hey, man, that's a good thing, buddy.

1:39:02 > 1:39:04I wish I had done the same.

1:39:08 > 1:39:11# I'll never find

1:39:13 > 1:39:14# I never could hide.. #

1:39:14 > 1:39:20I guess I'm not the father I thought I was.

1:39:20 > 1:39:22I got one kid who could be in the can.

1:39:23 > 1:39:25And the other one...

1:39:25 > 1:39:28There's something about him. I don't know what it is.

1:39:28 > 1:39:32You know, when we were kids, Stephen and I...

1:39:32 > 1:39:35we got in trouble with the cops.

1:39:35 > 1:39:37Really? You never told me. What for?

1:39:37 > 1:39:41Selling booze that fell off a truck.

1:39:41 > 1:39:43We did OK, too.

1:39:50 > 1:39:53Dad, I'm thinking about leaving the firm.

1:39:54 > 1:39:57I want to try public office again.

1:39:59 > 1:40:03I've waited ten years to hear you say that.

1:40:04 > 1:40:05Really?

1:40:06 > 1:40:09Maybe this time you'll vote for me?

1:40:09 > 1:40:11HE LAUGHS

1:40:13 > 1:40:15Not a chance in hell!

1:40:33 > 1:40:35Dad, you're not planning on this becoming

1:40:35 > 1:40:37a permanent arrangement, are you?

1:40:37 > 1:40:39Don't worry.

1:40:39 > 1:40:44The doctor says I've only got a few good years.

1:40:45 > 1:40:46Don't worry.

1:40:53 > 1:40:55# You'll never know

1:40:55 > 1:41:01# Just how much I miss you

1:41:06 > 1:41:08# You'll never know

1:41:08 > 1:41:12# Just how much I care

1:41:17 > 1:41:19# And if I tried

1:41:19 > 1:41:22# I still couldn't hide

1:41:22 > 1:41:26# My love for you

1:41:29 > 1:41:31# You ought to know

1:41:31 > 1:41:37# For haven't I told you so

1:41:37 > 1:41:41# A million or more times

1:41:41 > 1:41:44# You went away

1:41:44 > 1:41:49# And my heart went with you

1:41:52 > 1:41:55# I speak your name

1:41:55 > 1:41:59# In my every prayer

1:42:03 > 1:42:06# If there is some other way

1:42:06 > 1:42:10# To prove that I love you

1:42:10 > 1:42:15# I swear I don't know how

1:42:17 > 1:42:18# You'll never know

1:42:18 > 1:42:23# If you don't know now. #