0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Swing time! Swing time!
0:00:20 > 0:00:26# Musical guys have crowned it King up to their eyes, they've drowned in swing time, swing time,
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Pick yourself up Dust yourself off And then let's swing!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Go on, take a card. Any card at all.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Now look at it...
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Now put it back...
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Ace of spades!
0:01:42 > 0:01:47- When did you change the act, Pop? - I didn't. He did.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- HE did?- Yeah. He said magic is old-fashioned.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00AUDIENCE APPLAUDS
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- Hey, wait, take a bow! - No, I gotta get married!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08They're applauding! They like it!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Lucky!- Now what? - I wanna reason with you if I can.
0:02:19 > 0:02:26- But you already did. - Are you really going to leave me just to marry some girl you know?
0:02:26 > 0:02:33- It's customary to know the bride. - I hate to see you leave. With your talents...
0:02:33 > 0:02:39My talent is gambling, Pop. There's no future in hoofing.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I... I think I'm gonna miss you, Lucky.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I know I'm gonna miss you, Pop.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Is he staying with us? - No. He's decided to get married.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10 Letting marriage ruin OUR career!
0:03:10 > 0:03:16- We shouldn't have played his home town. - Yeah, it was a bad move.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18"Local boy makes bad."
0:03:20 > 0:03:26Father, has he come yet? No! It's just as I expected!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30HUMS "IT'S NOT ON THE CARDS"
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Hi, fellows.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52How do I look?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55 Marvellous! Colossal! Splendid!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Wait... You're not going like THAT ?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Of course! Big church wedding. Whole town there.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08I guess it doesn't matter. Just a hick town.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10What doesn't matter?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Last year's trousers.- Last year's?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16No cuffs!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19No cuffs ?!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21On these?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Are you serious?- It's ridiculous!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Maybe's HE'S wrong.- Let's see it.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35- What do you think of that? - Well, you know...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Garnett!- Yeah?- Telephone for you.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- OK.- I'll get it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:46Only take 5 minutes. Just two inches. Get 'em off!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Hello.
0:04:48 > 0:04:56Hello, John. Will you hurry...? Well, tell him the minister is here. Margaret's been ready for an hour.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'll tell him.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Ahem! - Oh, who was it?
0:05:05 > 0:05:10The minister. He said take it easy. He'll be about a half-hour late.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Oh, good. - Now I'll get them fixed.
0:05:14 > 0:05:20No, you don't. Pop, take them to Schmidts and have them done fast.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- You want two cuffs on them? - One on each leg.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Hurry up. Tell him I need them right away!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31 Now for some indoor sport...!
0:05:31 > 0:05:36ALL TALK AT ONCE OVER DICE
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Any word? He'll be here any minute.
0:05:42 > 0:05:49I told Margaret this would happen. I always say: marry in haste, repent at leisure.
0:05:49 > 0:05:55 He is one hour and 25 minutes late. Not exactly "marrying in haste"!
0:05:58 > 0:06:04As long as I am living, I have never seen cuffs on pants like these!
0:06:04 > 0:06:11- Can't you make them? - I can make ANYTHING ! But I would rather not be wrong than right!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16I'm paying for cuffs and I WANT cuffs!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20No, NO ! Ten times...TWENTY times, no!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Can't you understand...? Let me show you...
0:06:24 > 0:06:30Do you see any cuffs here? Not ONE cuff. THOUSANDS of no cuffs.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Here, look at these. You'll see NO cuffs.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Here, MILLIONS of no cuffs!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42No cuffs.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47More than that! Positively not ONE cuff!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Why not?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Mr Garnett? JENKS: 'Speaking.'
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Here he is, sir. - Let me talk to him.
0:07:07 > 0:07:13The guests are going and I'm VERY happy because the wedding's off!
0:07:13 > 0:07:19'And if you ever come here again, I'll break every bone in your body!'
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Is that call for me?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24No, it's my dame.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29OK, sweetheart. And a great, big juicy kiss for you... Mmmwwwah!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41ALL TALK EXCITEDLY
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Alright... Alright...
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Yeah!!
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- You ought to marry those dice! - Marry? What time is it?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Pop, my pants!- You got 'em on!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Oh, yeah, yeah... - Wait a minute!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- You've got our dough!- I'm off.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- I'll bet you the lot you don't get married.- OK.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25No cuffs!
0:08:25 > 0:08:29The tailor says those pants shouldn't have cuffs.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh... WHAT ?!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Nice fellows (!)
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Hello.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- Where's everybody?- Why, the guests have all gone, sir.
0:09:03 > 0:09:09Did you wish to be announced? ANGRY VOICES >
0:09:12 > 0:09:16No. Maybe I'd better surprise them.
0:09:16 > 0:09:23He can't do this to my daughter! I'll settle this as I see fit! We'll be a laughing stock! >
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Ah! So!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Well, here I am!
0:09:43 > 0:09:49- Why didn't you appear? - I thought you'd ask me that.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Don't just stand there! You said you were going to DO something!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Well, what are you going to do?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Don't you touch him! Then YOU do something! I will!
0:10:04 > 0:10:10- I will, but...- Pardon me, I think I'm in the way. I'll leave you.
0:10:10 > 0:10:16- Wait! I haven't finished with you! - I didn't think you had.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19You couldn't marry her for 10,000!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- 20,000?- No!
0:10:22 > 0:10:28- 25,000?- Not for... Say, where could you get 25,000?
0:10:28 > 0:10:36By dancing (?) And there's another thing; coming back to your home town in a dancing act!
0:10:36 > 0:10:41- I'm starting a new business. Today I made 200.- 200?
0:10:41 > 0:10:47- Yes. That's why I was late. - Well, that makes it a bit different.
0:10:47 > 0:10:54No, I'm not consenting to your wedding, but I admire a young man who can make money.
0:10:54 > 0:11:00- It shows... It shows character. - That's too kind, sir.- Not at all.
0:11:00 > 0:11:06- Then we can marry?- Well, if you go to New York and work hard,
0:11:06 > 0:11:11and if you are successful, you can come back and ask for Margaret.
0:11:11 > 0:11:18- Oh, Daddy! And I'll probably be happy to give her to you.- Thank you, sir.
0:11:18 > 0:11:25- John, dear, you'll come back soon, won't you?- Depends on the stakes... er, the stocks.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31- Goodbye, my son. - Thank you, father...in-law.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34We'll both be waiting for you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:40Hurry back, dear... I didn't realise what a bright, young...
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I know you'll be successful.
0:11:50 > 0:11:57- Lucky, couldn't I go with you? - You'd be a good influence on me! - No, honest I wouldn't.
0:11:57 > 0:12:04- I'm terrible bad really. - Then you better HAD stay! One to New York.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13- Well?- Whose money are you using? - Yours. Thank you very much.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18But our money belongs to us again!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Hey, what's the idea?
0:12:21 > 0:12:26- We bet you wouldn't marry. - I'll pay you later.- Oh, no!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28All aboard!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- I gotta get that train!- Too late!
0:12:32 > 0:12:40- Give me that lucky quarter... Flip you for a ticket to New York. - I don't wanna go to New York.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I see.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49Goodbye, Lucky! So long (!) So long, Lucky!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54MOCK FAREWELLS
0:12:54 > 0:12:56So long!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59So long!
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Lucky!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Here's your suitcase!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Here's your toothbrush.
0:13:44 > 0:13:50- Boy, I'd give my life for a smoke! - Well, take the quarter.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, no, sir, not the lucky one!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Wait, I'll get the smoke...
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I beg your pardon, have you got a match, please?
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Thank you... How careless of me, I left my cigarettes at home.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Then you won't need the matches.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34That won't work without a needle and thread.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40Excuse me, have you change for a quarter?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Thank you very much.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51You shouldn't have done that just for me.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- You hold it.- Eh?- Hold it.- Alright.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, ho! Looks like a jackpot!
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Yes. Go and get your lucky quarter back, quick!
0:15:10 > 0:15:15- I beg your pardon. You probably think I'm silly.- Yes, I do.
0:15:15 > 0:15:21- Could I have that quarter back? - This isn't getting you anywhere.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26I'm not trying to get acquainted. All I want to know is...
0:15:31 > 0:15:34It's all my fault.
0:15:37 > 0:15:43- I'm awfully sorry.- I know, you've tried so hard to avoid me (!)
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Alright, give it back.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- Give what back? - The quarter you stole.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Come on!- I'll call a policeman.
0:15:58 > 0:16:04- But I haven't got it...- Officer! - Come on, let's go.- Wait a minute.
0:16:04 > 0:16:10- What's up? Good morning, sir. - This man stole a quarter from my purse!
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- Does he LOOK as if he would steal? - That's just what I said.- Imagine!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I KNOW he stole my quarter!
0:16:28 > 0:16:35- Run along, sister, before I charge you for disturbing the peace. - But...- That'll be enough!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Go on, you're obstructing traffic.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Why you... You COSSACK !
0:16:55 > 0:17:02- You had no right to speak to that girl that way. - Are you telling me what my duty is?
0:17:02 > 0:17:09- No, but...- My job is to protect you from screwy dames. - Yes, but here you were wrong.
0:17:09 > 0:17:15- You ought to THANK me for what I've done!- Alright. Thank you.- OK.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19CAR HOOTS
0:17:22 > 0:17:24WHAT did you say?
0:17:24 > 0:17:29I said look out for the great big ditch.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Here.- You should have told me you had it!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- I'd have been accused of stealing! - Here!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Wait for me.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Miss Carroll!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Hello, kids.
0:18:12 > 0:18:20No wonder this school's losing money. Everybody's late today! Somebody's going to lose their job!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Anybody'd think I had nothing to do!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25True.
0:18:25 > 0:18:32Oh, Miss Anderson, good morning. Yes, if you're late again you'll be fired too!
0:18:32 > 0:18:36I have nothing more to say! Good.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Is that you, Mabel?- I don't know.
0:18:39 > 0:18:45- Kinda sounds like you.- Well, that's a relief. I'm never sure these days.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Did you see...- Visitors make the pupils self-conscious. Please wait.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Thank you.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Miss Anderson, come quickly. Please!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07He's hissing at me again, the swan.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Ah-hem.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Oh...
0:19:19 > 0:19:25- Good morning. Are you interested in the dance?- I came to see if...
0:19:25 > 0:19:30- To know how to dance...- Is to know how to control oneself.- Thanks.
0:19:30 > 0:19:37Our course is 45, but the first lesson is free to test the student's aptitude.
0:19:37 > 0:19:44- We never refuse the 45...I mean... - You never let a pupil get away. - Yes, we don't fool anybody.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52What kind of instructress would you like?
0:19:52 > 0:19:59I'd like one that comes to about here; and if she had red hair, that would be a great help.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- And a cute little nose...- I see.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Ah, Miss Anderson, good morning! Me, too.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Mr Gordon, this is Mr...- Garnett.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14How do you do, Mr Garnett.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18He'd like a trial lesson... from Miss Carroll.
0:20:18 > 0:20:25Of course. She's one of our best. You are very fortunate. To learn to dance...
0:20:25 > 0:20:30- to move...- To flirt with Terpsichore.- Yes...! What?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Lucky!
0:20:34 > 0:20:40- How do you do? Do you mind if I wait here?- No, help yourself.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Thanks.- I mean to the chair!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Miss Carroll...this is Mr Garnett.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49This is Miss Penelope Carroll.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51But we call her Penny.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Penny?- Yes...Penny?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Penny, DEAR...
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- This is Mr Garnett.- Penny. - Miss Carroll!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Mr Garnett wants to learn to dance.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10So you won't step on people's toes?
0:21:10 > 0:21:15- Ho! That's very good, isn't it? - Yes, that's very good...!
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- What kind of dancing would you like to learn?- What kind have you got?
0:21:20 > 0:21:25- Sap!- Sap dancing? - No, no, no. She means TAP-dancing.
0:21:25 > 0:21:31- Of course.- And we have ballroom dancing and aesthetic dancing.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Oh, well, I'll take a little of each.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40Yes... Miss Carroll wants to know which you'd like to learn FIRST.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45- Well, whichever takes the longest. - Yes, well...
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Go on...begin the lesson.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53You must learn to walk first.
0:21:53 > 0:22:00- Now start with your right foot... No, RIGHT foot. - Sorry, I'm left-handed.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Right...left...right...left...
0:22:04 > 0:22:09- Miss Carroll, about your quarter... - You're trying to annoy me.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- You don't care about learning to dance.- Oh, but I do!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Right...left...right...left...
0:22:18 > 0:22:24- Right...left...right...left... - This is fun!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Now you turn.- Start again...
0:22:26 > 0:22:32(If you don't get out of here, I'm going to lose my temper.)
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Then I'll call a policeman. - Why, you...- Officer!
0:22:36 > 0:22:43- Right...- "Our young ladies are sweet-tempered, patient and understanding."
0:22:43 > 0:22:51- I don't think you need me here any longer. I know I'm leaving you in good hands.- Lovely hands!
0:22:53 > 0:22:59- That's the most marvellous trick I've ever seen. - You mean the four aces?
0:22:59 > 0:23:03No. The way you made my sandwich disappear.
0:23:03 > 0:23:09- Who, me?- You'd better take a sandwich out of this hat!
0:23:09 > 0:23:16- Are you accusing me of eating it ?! - And you can take that lettuce off your necktie!
0:23:18 > 0:23:23One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three... Turn!
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Let's try it again, from the beginning.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34One, two, three. One, two three... Turn! One...
0:23:35 > 0:23:40- I'm getting it.- Yes... Again.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45One, two, three. One, two, three... Turn! One two, three. One, two...
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Now you've GOT it!
0:23:50 > 0:23:55- MUSIC: "PICK YOURSELF UP" - I can't teach you anything.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- #- Please, teacher, teach me something,
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- #- Nice teacher, teach me something, I'm as awkward as a camel
0:24:04 > 0:24:12- #- That's not the worst My two feet haven't met yet, But I'll be teacher's pet yet
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- #- Cause I'm gonna learn to dance or burst!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- #- Nothing's impossible, I have found
0:24:21 > 0:24:26- #- For when my chin is on the ground I pick myself up, dust myself off
0:24:26 > 0:24:31- #- And start all over again! Don't lose your confidence if you slip
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- #- Be grateful for a pleasant trip
0:24:33 > 0:24:38- #- And pick yourself up, Dust yourself off, And start all over again!
0:24:38 > 0:24:43- #- Work like a soul inspired Till the battle of the day is won
0:24:43 > 0:24:48- #- You may be sick and tired But you'll be a man, my son.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53- #- Will you remember the famous men Who had to fall to rise again?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- #- So take a deep breath... Pick yourself up...
0:24:57 > 0:25:03- #- Dust yourself off... And start all over again!
0:25:03 > 0:25:08- #- I'll get some self-assurance if your endurance is great
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- #- I'll learn by easy stages if you're courageous and wait
0:25:12 > 0:25:17- #- To feel the strength I want to I must hang on to your hand
0:25:17 > 0:25:24- #- Maybe by the time I'm fifty... I'll get up and do a nifty...- #
0:25:24 > 0:25:30- Alright, again. Remember, 3 steps left and 3 steps right. - 3 to the right.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34One, two, three. One two three...
0:25:39 > 0:25:44- #- Pick yourself up, Dust yourself off, Start all over again...- #
0:25:44 > 0:25:47NO-ONE could teach you to dance!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Save your money!- Miss Carroll!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53NEVER turn away applicants!
0:25:53 > 0:25:57You're discharged! Get your things and go!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- But...- Get out!
0:26:00 > 0:26:06Now don't you worry, I'll find you another instructress right away.
0:26:06 > 0:26:12- So this is how you treat customers? - I don't give them sandwiches! OUT !
0:26:12 > 0:26:15What's gotten into everyone today?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18My sandwich got into HIM !
0:26:18 > 0:26:20You're FIRED !
0:26:20 > 0:26:23OK, swivelpuss.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28I've also discharged Miss Carroll. You've discharged Penny ?!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- Why?- For no reason at all. Please see her.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37- But she said she couldn't teach you. - Oh, she's a wonderful teacher!
0:26:37 > 0:26:43- Oh, I want to show Mr Gordon how much you've just taught me.- No...
0:26:43 > 0:26:48- Thank you.- Please... - I'd like Mr Gordon to see this.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Now how did that last step go? Er... Oh, yes.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Shall we try it right through?
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Wait! Sheer HEAVEN, my dears!
0:29:05 > 0:29:09- Is she still fired? - Oh, you took me too seriously!
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Now just wait for one moment.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17He got her job back! Wasn't that swell?
0:29:17 > 0:29:23- What he can do, I can do! - MUSIC: "PICK YOURSELF UP"
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Alright. Thank you.
0:29:26 > 0:29:34- I've made you an appointment for a try-out with Mr Simpson of the Silver Sandal.- The Silver Sandal ?!
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- That's wonderful!- It certainly is!
0:29:46 > 0:29:51Penny, wear your white lame gown. That's how I see you.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54And Mr Garnett in dinner clothes.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58- Dinner clothes?- Yes, certainly.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03You'll do it? You'll BE there?
0:30:03 > 0:30:08Do you think I'd disappoint you? I'll be there.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20You're STILL fired!
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Pop, you can pay the cab.
0:30:34 > 0:30:38Have you got change for 10 dollars?
0:30:38 > 0:30:40I have.
0:30:43 > 0:30:48Thanks. Here you are, buddy. You keep that.
0:30:48 > 0:30:53Now don't worry about losing your job. I'll take care of you.
0:30:53 > 0:30:58- But I'll take care of my own 10. - Wouldn't you like to double it?
0:30:58 > 0:31:03- The trouble with gambling is that you lose sometimes.- We ALWAYS win.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Alright then.
0:31:09 > 0:31:14- I'll telephone you when I'm ready. - Alright.- Oh, where do you live?
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Um...right here.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Since when?
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Since from now on.
0:31:28 > 0:31:35- How shall I get a dinner jacket? - Don't worry about that. I borrowed this from Mabel.
0:31:35 > 0:31:42You're marvellous! A suite for myself and Mr Cardetti, please.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45- Something about, er...?- Yes.- Yes.
0:31:45 > 0:31:51Doctor, would you go and see if our trunks are through the customs yet?
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Oh, wait, take my verification.
0:32:10 > 0:32:18- Er, what size chest?- Chest? Oh, you mean that little chest? The one in the hold?
0:32:18 > 0:32:22- Yeah.- That chest is 36 inches.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Right.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27How long do you intend to stay?
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Er, that'll be entirely up to you.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38DOOR OPENS
0:32:38 > 0:32:45- Did you get a dinner jacket?- No. I went broke trying to win enough to buy you one.- What can I do?
0:32:45 > 0:32:50- Now don't worry, I saw this SWELL outfit.- Where is it?
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Looks like a perfect 36 !
0:32:57 > 0:33:02I want you to meet my old friend, Eric, er...what was your name?
0:33:02 > 0:33:06ENGLISH AND DRUNK: My name's Eric Lacanistram.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Eric lost all his money too.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13I lost all my money too! Ha, ha, ha!
0:33:14 > 0:33:19- Eric just loves to gamble!- Really? - It's in the Lacanistram's blood.
0:33:19 > 0:33:26- He'll play you for anything he's got on. - I'll toss you for the whole outfit.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28No. I'm orf Pitch and Toss.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31The Lacanistram's game is Piquet.
0:33:31 > 0:33:36Has been for years and years... before the Conquest.
0:33:36 > 0:33:41And then AFTER the Conquest... for years and years and years.
0:33:42 > 0:33:49In fact, we've been playing Piquet for years and years and years.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53- But I don't know Piquet. - Don't worry, I do.
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Oh, yes, sir... Alright. Goodbye.
0:33:57 > 0:34:04- Simpson says if we're not there in 10 minutes, the try-out is off. - He's a whole hour late!
0:34:04 > 0:34:08I'm gonna get him. I feel like a fool.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10But you ARE.
0:34:31 > 0:34:3324...
0:34:33 > 0:34:3525, 26 and 27.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38And that's Piquet, Mr Garnett!
0:34:38 > 0:34:44- Pop, you certainly showed me how to play Piquet.- You're doing fine.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Fine? He'll have my skin next.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Penny!
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Er, listen, Penny! Look...
0:34:59 > 0:35:06- The clothes that I had before... - When you're talking to a lady take your hat off.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Come on, Penny.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Your petticoat's showing.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41Keep it up. The public is with you.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48Mabel, get down and stop being ridiculous.
0:35:48 > 0:35:54Maybe YOU'RE being ridiculous. A WHOLE week you've been sulking.
0:35:54 > 0:36:01- I suppose it was MY fault ?! - You're going to miss the try-out that Lucky arranged tonight.
0:36:01 > 0:36:09- You're letting your stubbornness interfere with what you want. - I like being stubborn with him.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Must be love.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13He's a common gambler!
0:36:13 > 0:36:20When a man builds a quarter into a bank-roll, and makes my 10 grow into hundreds...
0:36:20 > 0:36:23I'd call him an UN-common gambler.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Okay, okay...
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Come in, comrade.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Ssh, outside!
0:36:44 > 0:36:49- My card!- You're a big success. She's willing to arbitrate.
0:36:49 > 0:36:54- I knew it would work. - Tell him to leave me alone!
0:36:55 > 0:36:59Oh, no...sit down. Hold your ground.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Penny!
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Yes...?
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- Hello. - DOOR SLAMS
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Penny?
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Get out of here!
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Alright, I will.
0:37:23 > 0:37:30Well, maybe I WAS wrong the other night, but I didn't know it at the time.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- So NOW you know.- Yes, I do.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Goodbye.
0:37:35 > 0:37:40- Wait a minute, maybe... - I- might have been wrong.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Oh, no. This one is on me!
0:37:43 > 0:37:49- Listen, Lucky Garnett, there's no use arguing! - I'm not!- Yes, you are!
0:37:49 > 0:37:52Alright... Goodbye.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Lucky? Wait a minute!
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Lucky...
0:38:23 > 0:38:26- #- Some day...
0:38:26 > 0:38:32- #- When I'm awfully low And the world is cold
0:38:32 > 0:38:38- #- I will feel a glow Just thinking of...you
0:38:38 > 0:38:44- #- And the way you look...tonight
0:38:45 > 0:38:50- #- Oh, but you're lovely...
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- #- With your smile so warm
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- #- And your cheek so soft
0:38:56 > 0:39:02- #- There is nothing for me But to love...you
0:39:02 > 0:39:08- #- Just the way you look...tonight
0:39:11 > 0:39:16- #- With each word your tenderness grows
0:39:16 > 0:39:21- #- Tearing my fear apart
0:39:21 > 0:39:26- #- And that laugh that wrinkles your nose
0:39:26 > 0:39:32- #- Touches my foolish heart
0:39:32 > 0:39:39- #- Lovely... Never, never change
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- #- Keep that breathless charm
0:39:42 > 0:39:48- #- Won't you please arrange it 'Cause I love...you
0:39:48 > 0:39:54- #- Just the way you look...tonight
0:39:56 > 0:40:06- #- Just the way you look... tonight...- #
0:40:21 > 0:40:25# Won't you please arrange it
0:40:25 > 0:40:31# 'Cause I lo-o-ove...you
0:40:31 > 0:40:38# Just the way you look... tonight...
0:40:38 > 0:40:41# Hm-mm-mm-mm...
0:40:41 > 0:40:47# Hm-mm-mm-mm...
0:40:47 > 0:40:52# Just the way you look...
0:40:52 > 0:41:00# To-ni-i-i-i-ight... #
0:41:02 > 0:41:07That was the Ricardo Romero Romantic Melody Hour.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13- I don't like that fellow. - Oh, he's very nice.- THAT ?!
0:41:13 > 0:41:20- You don't even know him. - I enjoy disliking someone for no reason.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23He's often asked me to marry him.
0:41:23 > 0:41:29And you laughed... Or does he make you lose your sense of humour?
0:41:30 > 0:41:36- Ricardo.- Hello.- I want you to meet Mr Garnett.- How do you do?
0:41:36 > 0:41:41- I played that last number especially for you.- Thank you.
0:41:43 > 0:41:47Now I know him, I still don't like him.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Beautiful, isn't it?
0:41:54 > 0:41:57- What is?- The music.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01What music?
0:42:01 > 0:42:06- The music they're playing. - Oh, yeah...
0:42:07 > 0:42:10What made you think of it?
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Think of what?
0:42:12 > 0:42:18- The music.- Oh, I don't know. My mind was wandering, I guess (!)
0:42:23 > 0:42:29- Are you as scared as I am? - It's only a dance. There's nothing to worry about.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32That's right, don't worry...
0:42:32 > 0:42:38- because you won't dance... there won't be any music. - You promised!
0:42:38 > 0:42:46- I promised you could dance...alone. - I'll dance with Lucky or not at all.- So it's not at all.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Goodnight.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Come on, we'll see about that.
0:43:03 > 0:43:09- Mr Simpson?- Garnett.- Tell Romero he has to play for our dance.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13- I can't. Romero's played his last tune for me.- But...
0:43:13 > 0:43:20I lost his contract last night, playing cards. He now belongs to Dice Raymond.
0:43:20 > 0:43:27- This is the first time I've heard of anyone playing for an orchestra. - Nothing we can do.
0:43:27 > 0:43:33- Would Raymond play another game for that contract?- I doubt it.
0:43:33 > 0:43:39He's always wanted Romero's band for his club...but he's a gambler.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Where is this Raymond place?
0:43:47 > 0:43:49< 36th floor. Club Raymond.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59That's all. 36...36...
0:44:08 > 0:44:13Hello, Raymond. Hello, Ricardo! Looks like a big night!
0:44:13 > 0:44:17Where Ricardo Romero goes, the others come.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Here goes everything on the red.
0:44:30 > 0:44:36Excuse me, I need a bit of fresh air. I can't stand the strain.
0:44:36 > 0:44:3827, red...
0:44:38 > 0:44:40- Third dozen.- This is no strain!
0:45:04 > 0:45:09Oh, please...don't be angry. I want to talk to you.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Well, I don't want to talk to you.
0:45:12 > 0:45:18I'm sorry if I hurt you, but I didn't want to see anyone else dance with you.
0:45:19 > 0:45:23- It makes me jealous.- Jealous?
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Hmm-mm. Because...
0:45:26 > 0:45:30- I love you. - You have a funny way of showing it.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33On the red.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36This new fellow's taking me fast!
0:45:36 > 0:45:42- If that hits for you, you'll have exactly enough.- Enough for what?
0:45:42 > 0:45:46- Enough to marry Margaret.- What ?! No bet!
0:45:47 > 0:45:51Seven. Red wins and the first dozen.
0:45:51 > 0:45:56Pop, you're a pal...and a partner! I'm going to cash in.
0:45:56 > 0:46:01- So you're going to leave us?- Yes. I don't want to win more money.
0:46:01 > 0:46:07Boy, you like to gamble. I'll cut you once - double or nothing.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10No, thanks.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Scared?
0:46:12 > 0:46:17Er, you have a contract with Romero, haven't you?
0:46:21 > 0:46:24I'll tell you what I WILL do...
0:46:26 > 0:46:30All my winnings against his contract.
0:46:30 > 0:46:35Oh, no! I win the orchestra. I KEEP the orchestra.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Scared?
0:46:37 > 0:46:39You're on.
0:46:39 > 0:46:44I'll high-card you. Tony! Bring a fresh deck.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46Keeps them on ice!
0:46:51 > 0:46:53You're covered.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Shuffle.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10- Cut.- After you.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21King of spades.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Wait a minute... Let me, will you?
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Sure, let the old boy cut.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Ace of spades.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Excuse me, boys.
0:47:44 > 0:47:49- Maybe we can play for this orchestra again some day.- Thank you.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Pop, cash in for me, will you?
0:47:52 > 0:47:57OK, give us dough for these, will you?
0:47:57 > 0:48:03- Maybe we CAN have that dance.- How? - I just won Romero's contract.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10- Nice orchestra you have there. - The best.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14- And the leader's just as good. - Thank you.
0:48:14 > 0:48:19- Would you play something for us, if you don't mind?- But I do.
0:48:19 > 0:48:24Well, I'm afraid you'll have to, because I now OWN you.
0:48:24 > 0:48:29- What do you mean, OWN me?- He just won you at the gambling table.
0:48:29 > 0:48:34Oh, I see. Congratulations on winning such a valuable orchestra.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37NOW will you play your waltz?
0:48:37 > 0:48:45- No. The contract says I don't have to play after this hour unless I want to.- Oh.
0:48:45 > 0:48:51- So you won't play?- You're right. I won't play...for you.- I see.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53That's all...
0:48:53 > 0:48:56Ladies and gentlemen...
0:48:56 > 0:49:01Mr Ricardo Romero has kindly requested
0:49:01 > 0:49:06that Miss Carroll and I dance to his lovely waltz, "Swing Time".
0:49:06 > 0:49:11- But...- Look! He wants to be coaxed! - APPLAUSE
0:49:11 > 0:49:14What's the matter? You bashful?
0:49:14 > 0:49:18This is a moment I've been waiting for.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23ORCHESTRA PLAYS "SWING TIME"
0:52:09 > 0:52:16- Where are you going?- I'm going to get Pop.- Oh, I'll do it for you. Sit still.
0:52:20 > 0:52:26- Lucky seems to have something on his mind.- You mean besides you?
0:52:26 > 0:52:33I don't know. I only get to see him at rehearsals, or when somebody else is around.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36Don't worry. I'll give you a break.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40What an idea! Going to the country!
0:52:40 > 0:52:44It was Mabel's idea, but she made it mine.
0:52:44 > 0:52:52- Wherever we go or whatever we do, DON'T leave me alone with Penny. - Why? Are you in love with her?
0:52:52 > 0:52:57- Don't ask me questions like that! - Oh, I see...
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Why don't you tell her?
0:52:59 > 0:53:05Well, I can't go on like this without her knowing about Margaret.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09I just haven't got the nerve, that's all.
0:53:09 > 0:53:15- You can't go back to Margaret unless you get the 25,000.- I know.
0:53:15 > 0:53:20So you haven't got it. So you don't have to go back.
0:53:20 > 0:53:26- It's more than money. I'm in a fine spot.- I'll look after this!
0:53:26 > 0:53:31- You'd better lay off gambling. - I don't want to lay off!
0:53:37 > 0:53:42- Hello, Lucky.- Hello, Mr Simpson. - Seen the improvements?- No.
0:53:42 > 0:53:47- The decorators are working on The Silver Sandal.- Oh, good.
0:53:47 > 0:53:54- And we'll have you and Penny dancing to Romero's music! - I'm not sure I can stick around.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56OH, yes, you can!
0:53:56 > 0:54:03But you must! Look...I'll make you a half partner. I'll give you 50%.
0:54:03 > 0:54:07That should make you about 30,000 for the season.
0:54:07 > 0:54:12My advice is to take 25% and be on the safe side.
0:54:12 > 0:54:1725%...that would give me 15,000. You're right.
0:54:17 > 0:54:22- Not over 25%.- Eh?- Is it a deal? - Sure.- Right.
0:54:24 > 0:54:30Hey, Pop, remember not to leave me alone with...you know.
0:54:30 > 0:54:35- Would you say he was crazy, or am I?- I wouldn't say.
0:54:47 > 0:54:50Where's this place we're going to?
0:54:50 > 0:54:55The New Amsterdam. I used to go there before the war.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Which war?
0:55:23 > 0:55:27I'd hate to see the Old Amsterdam.
0:55:47 > 0:55:51Gee, I hope there's no wild animals.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59I'm cold.
0:56:14 > 0:56:19I think...maybe we oughtta go home now, eh?
0:56:21 > 0:56:23No-oo...
0:56:24 > 0:56:32- Edwin, I want to show you where we used to fish through the ice. - I thought you only came in summer.
0:56:32 > 0:56:34Well, I'll show you anyway.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44Lucky!
0:56:44 > 0:56:47Lucky!
0:56:55 > 0:56:58I think they want to be alone.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01I don't know what for.
0:57:11 > 0:57:14Oh, it's LOVELY, isn't it?
0:57:14 > 0:57:16Well, come on in.
0:57:16 > 0:57:20It's a bit draughty, don't you think?
0:57:35 > 0:57:38Well, we seem to BE here, don't we?
0:57:44 > 0:57:46Oh, let's sit down.
0:57:46 > 0:57:50- Won't you be too cold?- Oh, no.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58I like being off alone like this.
0:57:59 > 0:58:02You're not alone, you're with me.
0:58:03 > 0:58:07Then I like being off alone... with you.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19I AM a little cold.
0:58:21 > 0:58:26Well, flap your arms. That'll restore circulation.
0:58:26 > 0:58:31Look... Makes me feel warmer already.
0:58:31 > 0:58:33I doubt it.
0:58:33 > 0:58:35Try it.
0:58:35 > 0:58:39It's good for you, you see...
0:58:41 > 0:58:44If some people saw us like this,
0:58:44 > 0:58:48they might think that... we liked each other.
0:58:49 > 0:58:52Yes, they might.
0:58:52 > 0:58:57It's funny how we met, and all that's happened to us...
0:58:57 > 0:59:00The way we've been thrown together.
0:59:00 > 0:59:05- As if it were all MEANT to happen. - Quite an experience.
0:59:05 > 0:59:08It's more than an experience.
0:59:08 > 0:59:13It's sort of like... a romance, isn't it?
0:59:13 > 0:59:18Yes. As we say in French, "La belle romance".
0:59:18 > 0:59:21A SWELL romance.
0:59:23 > 0:59:26Lucky! Ah-ah-ah...
0:59:26 > 0:59:31Er, you know, you ought to be wearing galoshes.
0:59:31 > 0:59:34I think we'd better go home.
0:59:43 > 0:59:48- #- A fine romance, with no kisses
0:59:48 > 0:59:54- #- A fine romance, my friend, this is
0:59:54 > 0:59:59- #- We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
1:00:00 > 1:00:04- #- But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
1:00:05 > 1:00:10- #- A fine romance You won't nestle
1:00:10 > 1:00:16- #- A fine romance You won't wrestle
1:00:16 > 1:00:22- #- I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants I never had the chance
1:00:22 > 1:00:25- #- This is a fine romance
1:00:26 > 1:00:32- #- A fine romance My good fellow
1:00:32 > 1:00:37- #- You take romance I'll take Jello
1:00:37 > 1:00:41- #- You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
1:00:42 > 1:00:46- #- At least they flap their fins to express emotion
1:00:48 > 1:00:53- #- A fine romance With no quarrels
1:00:53 > 1:00:59- #- With no insults And all morals
1:00:59 > 1:01:03- #- You're just as hard to land As the Ile de France
1:01:03 > 1:01:08- #- I never get the chance This is a fine romance.- #
1:01:12 > 1:01:19- You're not really angry? - No, disappointed. - Don't be that way. You're too nice.
1:01:19 > 1:01:24- You're nice too...sometimes. - Only sometimes?
1:01:24 > 1:01:29There are times I can't make you out. When you're so...aloof.
1:01:29 > 1:01:33Oh, so I'm aloof, am I?
1:01:46 > 1:01:49Yoo-hoo! Come and play!
1:01:49 > 1:01:52Hmm. He wants to play (!)
1:01:52 > 1:01:54I see.
1:01:54 > 1:01:57Well...of course.
1:02:03 > 1:02:05Hey!
1:02:05 > 1:02:07Sorry!
1:02:07 > 1:02:11Sorry ?! I'm the one that got hit!
1:02:11 > 1:02:16You know something? Snow tastes just as bad as water.
1:02:17 > 1:02:22- Will you please try to square me with Mabel?- What about?
1:02:22 > 1:02:27- About making Lucky stop gambling. She's sore at me.- Alright.
1:02:27 > 1:02:30She doesn't understand why.
1:02:30 > 1:02:37Explain to her that if Lucky gets 25,000, he HAS to go back and marry that girl.
1:02:37 > 1:02:40- Girl?- The girl he's engaged to.
1:02:40 > 1:02:43- You see...- Pop! Pop...
1:02:48 > 1:02:53I'm going to throw all restraints aside. Don't bother me any more.
1:02:55 > 1:02:57Okay.
1:03:01 > 1:03:05Now...where were we when Pop interrupted us?
1:03:05 > 1:03:08You'd just called me "aloof".
1:03:09 > 1:03:12No. It was "a laugh".
1:03:12 > 1:03:16I was just going to do something about it.
1:03:16 > 1:03:19Oh, yes...I know.
1:03:26 > 1:03:30- #- A fine romance
1:03:30 > 1:03:33- #- With no kisses
1:03:33 > 1:03:39- #- A fine romance My friend, THIS is
1:03:39 > 1:03:45- #- True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
1:03:45 > 1:03:51- #- We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has
1:03:51 > 1:03:55- #- A fine romance
1:03:55 > 1:03:58- #- With no clinches
1:03:58 > 1:04:01- #- A fine romance
1:04:01 > 1:04:05- #- With no pinches
1:04:05 > 1:04:09- #- You never give the orchids I send a glance
1:04:09 > 1:04:13- #- No, you like cactus plants (!)
1:04:13 > 1:04:18- #- This is a fine RO-ma-ance...!- #
1:04:35 > 1:04:43This is Ricardo Romero bringing you lovely music from the starlit heavens of the new Silver Sandal,
1:04:43 > 1:04:48on the gala night of our grand reopening. Everybody is here!
1:05:05 > 1:05:09- My, it certainly is beautiful!- Yeah.
1:05:12 > 1:05:16Edwin, we mustn't let those kids break up.
1:05:16 > 1:05:23Their future depends on it. And so does mine. We O'Neils never forget diamonds and furs.
1:05:23 > 1:05:28I can't get over Lucky giving me this REAL diamond bracelet.
1:05:29 > 1:05:32You know, Pop... Oh!
1:05:37 > 1:05:40Well, the old slitch!
1:05:40 > 1:05:45Listen, girl, don't worry about me. I often talk to myself.
1:05:45 > 1:05:50I'm my own grandmother. I have to keep her interested.
1:05:54 > 1:05:59It's very lovely, Ricardo. I'm sorry, but I couldn't.
1:05:59 > 1:06:03Please. It would make... Oh, hello!
1:06:03 > 1:06:09I was just asking how can I concentrate if Penny dresses like that.
1:06:09 > 1:06:14You'll get used to it. That's part of my plan.
1:06:20 > 1:06:23Sometimes I should be left alone.
1:06:23 > 1:06:25Always.
1:06:26 > 1:06:29- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
1:06:30 > 1:06:32Where's Lucky?
1:06:33 > 1:06:38- How should I know? - Oh. He doesn't interest you, eh?
1:06:38 > 1:06:42No, he doesn't... hardly at all.
1:06:42 > 1:06:48He was supposed to go back and marry that girl when he got 25,000.
1:06:48 > 1:06:51Well, why doesn't he go back?
1:06:51 > 1:06:55Because he doesn't want to and you know it.
1:06:55 > 1:07:00- He's given up gambling. - What am- I- supposed to do?
1:07:01 > 1:07:04Why don't you give him a BIG kiss?
1:07:04 > 1:07:09Oh, I wouldn't do that... even if I wanted to.
1:07:09 > 1:07:13- You haven't got the nerve.- I have.
1:07:13 > 1:07:17- But not enough.- Yes, I have!- Hmm...
1:07:17 > 1:07:20I've the nerve to do anything!
1:07:20 > 1:07:22You know...
1:07:23 > 1:07:26- I think you have.- I KNOW I have!
1:07:26 > 1:07:30- Well?- Well? - Why don't you go and do it?
1:07:30 > 1:07:33You do and I'll stand on my head.
1:07:33 > 1:07:37Alright... I will.
1:07:57 > 1:07:59Come in.
1:08:20 > 1:08:23Uh...how do you like my dress?
1:08:24 > 1:08:28- Why, it's nice.- You like it?
1:08:28 > 1:08:30- Sure.- Thanks.
1:08:30 > 1:08:32Wait a minute!
1:08:33 > 1:08:36I-I think it's wonderful.
1:08:37 > 1:08:39The skirt's nice...
1:08:39 > 1:08:42The...sleeves are nice.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45- It's a cape.- The cape is nice.
1:08:46 > 1:08:49The back is nice.
1:08:50 > 1:08:53Your hair is nice...
1:08:53 > 1:08:55And you...
1:08:55 > 1:08:57Oh...
1:09:00 > 1:09:02Lucky?
1:09:18 > 1:09:22- Hello.- Hello.- Hello.
1:09:23 > 1:09:26- Lucky, you're on next.- Am I?
1:09:28 > 1:09:30It's nice!
1:09:30 > 1:09:34- You like it?- I certainly do! - Thanks.
1:09:34 > 1:09:36- Goodbye.- Goodbye.
1:09:38 > 1:09:40Wow!
1:09:42 > 1:09:46- #- Oh, Bojangles of Harlem...!- #
1:09:48 > 1:09:51ORCHESTRA PLAYS "BOJANGLES"
1:10:47 > 1:10:55# Ask anyone up Harlem way Who that guy, Bojangles, is
1:10:55 > 1:10:59# They may not know who's President
1:10:59 > 1:11:06# But ask 'em who Bojangles is... He's in a most entrancing business It's called the dancing business
1:11:06 > 1:11:14# When there's a beat on the street Brother, go and bet all your dough Sister, you know, that man's Bo...!
1:11:18 > 1:11:22# Oh, Bojangles of Harlem
1:11:22 > 1:11:26# You dance such hot stuff
1:11:26 > 1:11:31# Young folks love you in Harlem
1:11:31 > 1:11:34# They say you've got stuff
1:11:34 > 1:11:38# Tough guys rumba out of pool-rooms
1:11:38 > 1:11:42# And kids start trucking out of school-rooms
1:11:42 > 1:11:46# Oh, Bojangles of Harlem
1:11:46 > 1:11:49# The whole town's at your heels!
1:11:49 > 1:11:52# Leaving their flats, Missing their meals
1:11:52 > 1:11:56# Running like rats Going astray!
1:11:56 > 1:12:01# Throw those long legs AW-AAY ! #
1:17:21 > 1:17:24APPLAUSE
1:17:49 > 1:17:52Have you seen Mr John Garnett?
1:17:52 > 1:17:55- You mean Lucky?- No, I mean John.
1:17:55 > 1:17:59No, I haven't... Either one of them.
1:18:02 > 1:18:04Hello, fellows.
1:18:06 > 1:18:09You don't wanna, er...?
1:18:09 > 1:18:11No.
1:18:14 > 1:18:16Clever!
1:18:16 > 1:18:19Well, well, well, sit down!
1:18:19 > 1:18:22Have a drink! Enjoy yourself!
1:18:22 > 1:18:25- So you do card tricks? - Sure!
1:18:25 > 1:18:28I used to make my living this way.
1:18:28 > 1:18:33Lucky? John? I don't know where he is.
1:18:33 > 1:18:35I'll just wait for him.
1:18:35 > 1:18:39Alright. Make yourself comfortable.
1:18:39 > 1:18:45- There she is.- I'll tell you where it is.- No, you could not ?!
1:18:45 > 1:18:47Can he shuffle!
1:18:48 > 1:18:50Ace of spades!
1:19:05 > 1:19:08Outside, sister. Come ON !
1:19:19 > 1:19:24- Well, thanks, fellas! Where's Penny?- In her room.
1:19:24 > 1:19:27YOU'RE staying here!
1:19:27 > 1:19:32- What's up, Dice?- I've come to play you for the orchestra.
1:19:32 > 1:19:38- Oh?- Yes. When we high-carded, I thought the game was on the level.
1:19:38 > 1:19:40It WAS !
1:19:40 > 1:19:45What about this guy? Seems like he knows a lot about handling cards.
1:19:45 > 1:19:49- That game was on the level! - No, it wasn't.
1:19:49 > 1:19:55He pulled a cold deck on you and I palmed the ace of spades on him.
1:19:56 > 1:20:01So it was a nice, friendly little game... Okay, Dice.
1:20:01 > 1:20:04- We'll use my deck.- I'll shuffle.
1:20:05 > 1:20:08Lucky, don't be a sucker!
1:20:14 > 1:20:16Ten of diamonds.
1:20:18 > 1:20:20King of clubs.
1:20:20 > 1:20:24Okay. Simpson, give him the contract.
1:20:26 > 1:20:31Come over any time and listen to Romero - free!
1:20:33 > 1:20:38John! Where have you been? I thought you were WONDERFUL !
1:20:38 > 1:20:41Thanks, Margaret. Glad to see you.
1:20:41 > 1:20:45Lucky! Hurry, we've got to do the dance.
1:20:45 > 1:20:49There isn't going to BE any dance.
1:20:49 > 1:20:51No dance?
1:20:51 > 1:20:54Lucky lost the orchestra to Raymond.
1:20:54 > 1:20:59But Lucky, you said you wouldn't gamble any more!
1:21:00 > 1:21:03You promised!
1:21:03 > 1:21:10- You said he wouldn't gamble any more because he'd have to marry...- Penny!
1:21:10 > 1:21:15- This is Miss Watson, my fiancee. - How do you do?
1:21:16 > 1:21:18Hello.
1:21:22 > 1:21:25Well...why don't you laugh?
1:21:25 > 1:21:27It's all so very funny...
1:21:28 > 1:21:32- I don't see anything funny. - I do.
1:21:35 > 1:21:40- John, dear, I...- Margaret, I've got so many things to straighten out.
1:21:40 > 1:21:45- Can I call you at your hotel tomorrow?- Of course. Goodnight.
1:21:45 > 1:21:47Goodnight.
1:21:51 > 1:21:55Oh, Lucky, please don't feel bad.
1:21:55 > 1:21:57You've still got me.
1:21:57 > 1:22:01Of course I ain't a young and pretty girl.
1:22:01 > 1:22:07I ain't even a girl...but I'll stick. I'll never leave you.
1:22:22 > 1:22:24Penny.
1:22:24 > 1:22:26Oh, hello.
1:22:32 > 1:22:36You can be the first to congratulate us.
1:22:36 > 1:22:39I'd like to talk to Penny, please.
1:22:40 > 1:22:45Alright, if you want to. But it won't do you any good.
1:22:45 > 1:22:50- Rikki, please. - I'll wait in the car.
1:22:57 > 1:22:58Yes?
1:22:58 > 1:23:03- I'm sorry, Penny. - I'm sorry too.
1:23:03 > 1:23:09- I've been trying to figure it out and I...- It's all decided now.
1:23:10 > 1:23:12For always?
1:23:12 > 1:23:19Yes. I'm going to marry Rikki when he takes the band to Bermuda in the spring.
1:23:19 > 1:23:23I'm sorry I lost my temper a while ago.
1:23:23 > 1:23:30- You had every right to. - Oh, no, I hadn't. No right at all. - I thought you had.
1:23:31 > 1:23:34Goodbye.
1:23:35 > 1:23:37Oh, Penny...
1:23:40 > 1:23:43Oh, never mind.
1:23:43 > 1:23:48I just wanted to wish you good luck...and all that.
1:23:50 > 1:23:52And all what?
1:23:52 > 1:23:55Whatever you want.
1:23:56 > 1:24:00- Does she dance very beautifully? - Who?
1:24:00 > 1:24:03The girl you're in love with.
1:24:04 > 1:24:08Yes...very.
1:24:08 > 1:24:14The girl you're engaged to... The girl you're going to marry.
1:24:14 > 1:24:17Oh, I don't know.
1:24:17 > 1:24:22I've danced with you... I'm never gonna dance again.
1:24:28 > 1:24:35- #- Though...I'm left without a penny, the wolf was discreet
1:24:35 > 1:24:40- #- He left me my feet, and so...
1:24:40 > 1:24:44- #- I'll put them down on anything, But the la belle,
1:24:44 > 1:24:47- #- La perfectly swell romance
1:24:47 > 1:24:52- #- Never gonna dance Never gonna dance
1:24:52 > 1:24:56- #- Only gonna love Never gonna dance
1:24:56 > 1:25:01- #- Have I a heart that acts like a heart?
1:25:01 > 1:25:05- #- Or is it a crazy drum...
1:25:05 > 1:25:09- #- Beating the weird tattoos
1:25:09 > 1:25:13- #- Of the St Louis Blues?
1:25:13 > 1:25:18- #- Have I two eyes To see your two eyes
1:25:18 > 1:25:22- #- Or see myself on my toes
1:25:22 > 1:25:26- #- Dancing to radios
1:25:26 > 1:25:31- #- For Major Edward Bowes?
1:25:31 > 1:25:37- #- Though...I'm left without a penny, the wolf was discreet
1:25:37 > 1:25:42- #- He left me my feet and so...
1:25:42 > 1:25:49- #- I put them down on anything But the la belle... The perfectly swell romance
1:25:49 > 1:25:53- #- Never gonna dance Never gonna dance
1:25:53 > 1:25:58- #- Only gonna love Never gonna dance
1:25:58 > 1:26:05- #- I'll put my shoes on beautiful trees, I'll give my rhythm back to the breeze
1:26:05 > 1:26:12- #- My dinner clothes may dine where they please For all I really want is you
1:26:12 > 1:26:17- #- To Groucho Marx I give my cravat To Harpo goes my shiny silk hat
1:26:17 > 1:26:23- #- And to heaven I give a vow to adore you
1:26:23 > 1:26:28- #- I'm starting now to be much - more - positive...
1:26:30 > 1:26:32- #- That...
1:26:32 > 1:26:35- #- Tho-ough...
1:26:35 > 1:26:40- #- I'm left without my penny, the wolf was not smart
1:26:40 > 1:26:42- #- He left me my heart
1:26:42 > 1:26:45- #- And so-o...
1:26:45 > 1:26:49- #- I cannot go for anything but the la belle
1:26:49 > 1:26:53- #- La perfectly swell romance
1:26:53 > 1:26:58- #- Never gonna dance Never gonna dance
1:26:58 > 1:27:03- #- Only gonna love YO-OU...
1:27:03 > 1:27:06- #- Never gonna dance.- #
1:30:21 > 1:30:24Will that be all, miss?
1:30:24 > 1:30:26I think so, yes.
1:30:32 > 1:30:34May I come in?
1:30:36 > 1:30:39Oh...hello, John...dear.
1:30:39 > 1:30:42Hello.
1:30:42 > 1:30:46I didn't expect you. Please come in.
1:30:56 > 1:30:58Er, won't you sit down?
1:30:58 > 1:31:01Thank you.
1:31:02 > 1:31:08I'm so glad you've come, John. I've been so worried.
1:31:10 > 1:31:14Margaret, there's something I must tell you. Oh-h...
1:31:14 > 1:31:17Oh, you poor boy.
1:31:19 > 1:31:25John, I don't want to add to your worries, but...
1:31:25 > 1:31:30- I've got to tell you that... - Please, let me first. You see...
1:31:31 > 1:31:34Oh, I don't know how to say it.
1:31:35 > 1:31:39John, read this note. It explains everything.
1:31:39 > 1:31:43I'm going back home tonight and...
1:31:43 > 1:31:46Don't read it till after I've gone.
1:31:46 > 1:31:50You can't go until you know how I feel.
1:31:50 > 1:31:52I know how you feel, but...
1:31:52 > 1:31:56- Margaret!- I'm sorry.
1:31:57 > 1:32:01- Do you mean this?- Yes, John. I can't marry you.
1:32:01 > 1:32:06- You... You DON'T love me? - No. I'm sorry.
1:32:07 > 1:32:10- Gee, that's SWELL !- Swell?
1:32:10 > 1:32:13I mean...who are you gonna marry?
1:32:13 > 1:32:16It's in there.
1:32:17 > 1:32:23Oh, Charlie Shaw! Well, I never! We used to call him Goofy Shaw!
1:32:23 > 1:32:27- He isn't goofy any more. - Of course not.
1:32:27 > 1:32:32- I've known him longer than you... - Why didn't you tell me last night?
1:32:32 > 1:32:39- I wanted to, but you seemed to be in trouble.- I was. - I didn't want to add to it.
1:32:39 > 1:32:42- Well, YOU were the trouble.- I?
1:32:42 > 1:32:46Yes. I'm in love with that girl you saw.
1:32:46 > 1:32:50- That goofy girl?- Yes... She's not goofy!
1:32:50 > 1:32:55- Was she angry at you because of me?- Why, yes!
1:32:55 > 1:32:57HEARTY LAUGHTER
1:33:04 > 1:33:10- What are YOU laughing at? - I don't know.- What's the joke then?
1:33:10 > 1:33:14- We've...- thrown each other over!
1:33:16 > 1:33:21I know just how you feel. I've been divorced a couple of times myself!
1:33:23 > 1:33:28- I'm glad you can take it! - Oh, I can!
1:33:28 > 1:33:34Because Penny and Romero are getting married this afternoon.
1:33:36 > 1:33:38What ?!
1:33:38 > 1:33:40Yes, laugh THAT one off!
1:34:04 > 1:34:07MABEL CHUCKLES
1:34:08 > 1:34:11Now do you think you can tell me?
1:34:13 > 1:34:15No...!
1:34:15 > 1:34:20How did he look when you told him I was getting married?
1:34:20 > 1:34:22Did his face fall?
1:34:22 > 1:34:28Yes... I stopped looking when his chin passed his arches!
1:34:30 > 1:34:36I only heard them say that she had broken off her engagement with him.
1:34:36 > 1:34:40Shut up! I'm going to marry Rikki.
1:34:42 > 1:34:45It's just as I told you, gentlemen.
1:34:45 > 1:34:53- Mr Romero ain't seein' nobody. He is gettin' married.- Oh? He's getting married (!)
1:34:53 > 1:35:00- Oh, IS he? Of COURSE, he can't see anybody!- I should say not...!
1:35:02 > 1:35:04- Hello, Rikki!- Hello!
1:35:07 > 1:35:09Hello.
1:35:11 > 1:35:15Perhaps you should call ME "Lucky" today?
1:35:17 > 1:35:21Your clothes are on the boat now.
1:35:31 > 1:35:37< It will be a WONDERFUL wedding. Raymond's lent the entire place.
1:35:37 > 1:35:39My own orchestra are going to play.
1:35:40 > 1:35:47I made an arrangement of the Wedding March myself, and we have special guests...
1:36:04 > 1:36:09- What are you laughing at? - Those trousers!
1:36:13 > 1:36:15What's wrong with them?
1:36:17 > 1:36:20No...no CUFFS !
1:36:37 > 1:36:41- What are you doing here?- I...I...
1:36:41 > 1:36:49- You came to laugh at my wedding! - No! I'm laughing because there isn't going to BE any wedding!
1:36:50 > 1:36:54- Yes, there is.- No, there isn't!
1:37:20 > 1:37:22You wait here.
1:37:24 > 1:37:26Look!
1:37:35 > 1:37:38There you are! Where are my pants?
1:37:40 > 1:37:42What about the wedding?
1:37:42 > 1:37:47There isn't going to BE any wedding!
1:37:51 > 1:37:55Oh. Then you're going to marry him?
1:37:55 > 1:37:58Yes... I guess so.
1:37:59 > 1:38:01Well...
1:38:03 > 1:38:07# You're still Lucky...
1:38:07 > 1:38:11- #- A fine romance
1:38:11 > 1:38:14- #- Don't he look ducky?
1:38:14 > 1:38:19# So boys, we'll cheer that guy and the redhead with him
1:38:20 > 1:38:25# If you can keep from losing your sense of rhythm
1:38:26 > 1:38:32- TOGETHER: #- Lucky, never, never change - #- We two, darling, we'll go places
1:38:32 > 1:38:39- #- Goodbye quarters, goodbye aces - #- Keep that breathless charm Won't you please arrange it
1:38:39 > 1:38:47- #- Remember how my arms hold you... - #- I love you just the way you look tonight...
1:38:47 > 1:38:55- #- This is a fine ro-MANCE...!- #
1:39:01 > 1:39:04Subtitles by Gillian Spence BBC Scotland 1987