0:00:22 > 0:00:25'I was once hypnotised by a spoon.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28'I was alone in the kitchen
0:00:28 > 0:00:33'and I pulled one out of the drawer and started staring at it.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35'It was like it was speaking to me.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39'I forgot who I was, what I was doing, everything.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42'The damn thing had me in a trance.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53'After a few minutes, when the spoon really had me,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57'it told me to walk over to the trash can and pee in it.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01'You can say I was a little confused at that moment.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06'I saw a doctor, and he said people lose their senses like that all the time.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09'You know what?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'It isn't just caused by spoons.'
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Excuse me.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24< I have some very, very good news.
0:01:24 > 0:01:30The tests have come back... and they came in negative.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Mm-hm. Oh, um...
0:01:34 > 0:01:40- Excuse me, if I could have your attention.- Hold on.- Thank you, miss.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Um, this dog, he's kind of hurt.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44He's got a cut on his head here.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48God, it looks like he's been beaten. Did you do this?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No, course not!
0:01:50 > 0:01:55We really need the doctor to take a look at him, give him some stitches.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, he's coming!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Who's he?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Er...
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Um, you take him. Yeah, that's it. OK. Bye, dog.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Give it up, asshole, I warn you!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Stop him!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Well, well, well.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26The hero.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Take it easy, mister.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30The dog looked pretty bad.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I thought it needed m-m-medical attention.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36OW! Oooh! Oh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Oh, my God!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Are you OK?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Are you OK?- Did I kill him?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- No, he left.- Did you give him the dog?- No, I wouldn't give it to him.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54I said I'd call the police. It's so great what you did.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- I don't feel so good. - Let's get you inside.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- It's OK, I'm all right.- Oh, my God! You've got a big cut up there.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Come on.- Actually, I could use a little...right here.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Am I delirious? Or are you kinda pretty?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You're very delirious.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- What's your name?- Elizabeth. - I'm Max.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Do you like movies?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21On the weather front, it looks like summer is gasping its last breath.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25It may be warm today, but the forecast is cold and rain.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Autumn's on its way folks.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- <- Elizabeth, Max is here. He says he has a date with you.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'll be right out.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh, my God! That's where that guy hit you.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- That was so good of you to... - I'll be right out.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48SHE LAUGHS
0:03:48 > 0:03:51INAUDIBLE SPEECH
0:03:56 > 0:03:59A model?! No...
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Hi, Max. Ready to go? - Hi. You look beautiful.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16ECSTATIC MOANS
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Oh! Oh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Stop! I just have to get some water.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26OK, Ray.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31WHIRRING Oh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- What is that?- Vacuum cleaner.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37She always cleans when we're in here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39We must be driving her crazy.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41How long have you been in here?
0:04:41 > 0:04:46I think if I stay here another two minutes...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'm going to break a personal best.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Right, can we...?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54LAUGHING AND GIGGLING
0:04:54 > 0:04:57'..Expected to reach the high 90s. That's hot!'
0:04:57 > 0:05:00You could just call your mother.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Is that the way you do it in Iowa?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Remember the rule. No knocking Iowa.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10If I just call my mother on Mother's Day, she'd kill me.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I could at least take her out to brunch. She only lives an hour away.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I always just call my mother.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- Because she lives 2,000 miles away. - But she's very close to my heart.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Normally I would, but this time I won't.
0:05:23 > 0:05:29My mother called and said, since you moved in, I've only seen her once.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30I haven't seem MY mother at all.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Can I help it if you're evil?
0:05:32 > 0:05:38No, but would you really want to? Evil is so much more interesting.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41That depends on if we're going to see my mother.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46As long as I can get some evil in some time, I suppose I can swing it.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50In that case, I'm ready to be possessed.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58'I used to be...an idiot.'
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Tada!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, Max!
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Oh!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Open it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I can't believe it.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Go on, open it.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Oh.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25A toothpick.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Yeah, it came this morning. Isn't it great?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Yeah, it's nice, it's just... a little small.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh, God!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I'm an idiot. I just realised how this looks.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- No...- I'm sorry, I just wanted to surprise you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:51- You know, I saw the box and I thought...- Of course. I'm a stupid human being...- I shouldn't...
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I shouldn't bring it up. It's just, since my little sister got married,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I've been thinking that I'm the last one.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01You know, the last in my family...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah, me too. The same is true for me.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, have you thought about it?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Actually, I have, a lot.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10And...I just...
0:07:10 > 0:07:14need to feel in my chest that it's the right time for that.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You don't feel it in your chest?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21No, I feel in my chest that I love you.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I love you.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I just need to feel in my chest that it's the right time for that.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30OK?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Yeah.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You wanna try again?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, yeah.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Right, er...
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Tada!- Oh, a surprise!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Wow! What is it?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Why, it's...it's a toothpick... with a floss attachment.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- Someone should market these to restaurants to make a lot of money. - Excellent idea.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- God, what's that taste?- What taste?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06It tastes like ginger.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's kind of strange.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I don't know.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Uh-huh, says right here! "Ginger flav."
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Houston, we got a problem.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Serves you right.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27'The problem with being an idiot is you can't stop doing it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31'You can't just decide you're no longer going to do idiotic things.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33'It doesn't work that way.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38'To quit doing idiotic things, you first have to recognise what they are.'
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- STRANGE VOICE: - 'Tastes like ginger.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46'Tastes like ginger.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51'They taste like ginger.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56'They taste like ginger. Taste like ginger.'
0:09:15 > 0:09:18'I think I'm in trouble.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23'I know that expression.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27'She doesn't look at me. I'm really...'
0:09:27 > 0:09:29# Oh
0:09:31 > 0:09:33# I've got a feeling
0:09:33 > 0:09:38# Somebody's trying to steal my man
0:09:38 > 0:09:40# I've got a feeling
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Somebody's trying to steal my man
0:09:43 > 0:09:47# Strange things are happening
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# Things that I just can't understand... #
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Christ, it tastes like a shrub.
0:09:52 > 0:09:58You know, the floss thing does taste peculiar.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02We're fixing the taste, but the floss part is the important part.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Do you like the design? - Did you design this?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yeah, I had the idea, but...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- The manufacturer...- The manufacturer in Hong Kong made it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14They turned it into a Chinese food dish - moo shu toothpick.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15My favourite!
0:10:15 > 0:10:21Well, it's not as original as opening the one millionth video store in Manhattan, but...
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I think they could catch on. Don't you?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'm on.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Sorry, what's your name?- Henry.- Max.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- I went to college with Jack. - I went to high school with Jack. Elizabeth.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Hi. The point is, what do YOU think of the toothpick?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I think they're great.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42If they didn't taste like shit, what were you going to do with them?
0:10:42 > 0:10:48- SHE MOUTHS - I was... If they caught on, I'd try and sell them to a restaurant chain.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- And I'm taking time off to find time to write my...- Book.- ..book.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- MUSIC STOPS - Cool.- Hey, what are you doing?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58JAZZ MUSIC STARTS Putting on some quality.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03Are you saying my party lacks quality?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Of course not, I love pigs in a blanket!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Blini wraps! Try one.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11No, first I have to say hello to my favourite co-worker. Hi, Maxy.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Have you tried one of these?- No.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Mmm! Ginger.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25- D'you like it?- Uh-huh.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- They say it has restorative powers. - Did you hear that?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- There you go.- Elizabeth.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Hi.- Lena.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35This is Henry.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Hi. Nice to meet you.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- It is?- Mm-hm.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45I told you, Henry, if I introduced you to these folks, you'd never forget it, especially Lena.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48That's why I never dated you, Jack. You're so rude.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Trust me, Henry, once you get to know us, we're very nice people.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Sorry.- Excuse me.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Are you all right?- Fine.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Excuse me.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05- Did you learn this in college?- No, I saw in on the Discovery Channel.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10- It's not really a stroke I'm worried about.- What are you worried about?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Impure thoughts.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16# Gonna take you
0:12:16 > 0:12:19# Just gonna throw you down
0:12:19 > 0:12:22# It's gonna make you feel
0:12:22 > 0:12:26# Like you don't wanna feel
0:12:26 > 0:12:28# Your life is gonna come
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# It's gonna make you crack up
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# Gonna make you forget about
0:12:34 > 0:12:38# All those dreams you dreamed about
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# How will you learn at last
0:12:41 > 0:12:44# She's gone and won't be back
0:12:44 > 0:12:47# Maybe you'll understand
0:12:47 > 0:12:51# What made her go away
0:12:51 > 0:12:54# One night while you're resting
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# Was the night she packed to go
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# One night in a thousand
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# She picked to let you go
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# She was up for leaving
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# She had a pain
0:13:09 > 0:13:13# She won't see the sunshine
0:13:13 > 0:13:18# Aboard the money train
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Change gonna break you
0:13:22 > 0:13:24# It's gonna blow you round
0:13:24 > 0:13:28# And leave you're angry... #
0:13:29 > 0:13:31It was innocent.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Jack was just being Jack.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37He had his hands all over you. He practically did a cavity search!
0:13:37 > 0:13:42Don't exaggerate. I know how it seemed, but that's not how it was.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45All right?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Do you really believe I would do something like that?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Mm? I'm crazy about you.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- C'mon.- All right, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was...
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- You said you were sorry?- Yes. - You did?- Yes.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06It drives me crazy to see a man touch you like that.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- It makes me twitch. - Maybe that's a good thing.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13No, it's not. My doctor told me to cut down on twitching.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17What did he say about your chest?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21It had a relapse, but in time it would get better.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Warren.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42GUNSHOT
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Hi, don't I know you from someplace?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I know who you are. Everybody does.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, that'll make it easier.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- I'm Vanessa.- Want to dance?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08All right.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Didn't you come with a girl?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Have I got a girl?- I knew it.- Hm?
0:15:15 > 0:15:21I said I knew it. All the girls know it. They've been wondering which one you're going to pick.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Are girls really like that?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Are you shocked?- No.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28So who's it going to be?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33You got my number, baby. You had it since the moment I laid eyes on you.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh, Jack.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37You're my kind of man.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40You always will be.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Not here.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48JAZZ TRUMPET PLAYS
0:15:53 > 0:15:58# There's a storm deep inside me
0:16:00 > 0:16:05# Need someone who will guide me... #
0:16:05 > 0:16:10'Hi, you've reached Max and Elizabeth so leave your number and we'll get back to you.'
0:16:10 > 0:16:13# ..Close beside me
0:16:13 > 0:16:20# In my world of confusion
0:16:20 > 0:16:26# Where's the someone who'll show me
0:16:26 > 0:16:33# Love is not an illusion? #
0:16:33 > 0:16:36PHONE RINGS
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Hello.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Er, no, she's not home yet.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46OK.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Bye.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- STRANGE VOICE: - 'Where...is...she?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37'Where...is...she?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40'Where...is...she?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44'Where...is...she?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48'She's with him. She's with him. I know it. With Jack, right now.'
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Hey, Lena.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Hi, Maxy.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Can I have the key to the booth?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Here.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Um, Elizabeth called
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- and said she's sorry, she stayed at her mom's last night.- Thanks.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Wanna talk about it?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Maybe later.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15OK.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'll come up later.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21'There's nothing left of her any more.'
0:18:21 > 0:18:23It's just what you see. And it's all yours.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You come in here dolled up like that.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I told you why I'm dolled up. Must you make me repeat it?
0:18:29 > 0:18:34For some reason that I just can't think of, I happen to be in love with you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37But when the district attorney wanted me to give answers
0:18:37 > 0:18:41that would put you in the electric chair, I just...stopped fighting.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Then I'll do it for you.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Are you turning me down?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- I'm not gonna make a moll out of you.- Then you don't love me?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Of course I love you!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What's that got to do with anything?
0:18:54 > 0:19:00You wanna be a moll, come to our parties, have me tear your clothes off, slap you, beat you?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Yes, because I want to be with you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yes, but don't you understand?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I'm everything you said I was, only worse.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08I don't care.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11You dumb broad.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14You wonderful, dumb broad.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22'Miss Lea came in with a snake she'd bought for her daughter,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- 'only her daughter was tired of it. - What did you do?'
0:19:25 > 0:19:29I told her that her husband called and that he was tired of her.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34And could we put her to sleep the same time we did the snake?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Where's the bathroom?- To the left.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Very nice...nice touch.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14More water?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Please. Thank you, yes.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50"Elizabeth. If you need anyone to talk to, I'm around.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55"Just remember, it'll work out with Max or without him.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58"Love, Jack."
0:21:12 > 0:21:15So...how'd it go?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Same as always.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Say, do you have any Blistex?- What? Yeah.- My lips are a little chapped.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Max, I'll look, I can do it.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27What's this? Oh, a note. Who's it from?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Let's see, who's it from?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Jack.- I can't believe you opened this.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I'm sorry.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Yeah.- It just caught my eye. - Yeah, I bet it did.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Something I should know about?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Er...it's just that ever since I told Jack you didn't want to get married,
0:21:46 > 0:21:49he's been...concerned about me.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Has he?- Mm-hm.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Is there something going on between you two?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Listen to you, Max. You sound so paranoid.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Why don't you just...relax.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07Because I can't when I think something is going on.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Max...you know I would never hurt you like that.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14I have to tell you something.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18The nice thing that worked the last time...
0:22:18 > 0:22:21but I think I need you to tell me the truth.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24What do you wanna hear?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26The truth.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Are you listening?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I'm all ears.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Max, I'm absolutely not cheating on you.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Not with Jack or anybody else. All right?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41All right.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Was that enough?- Yeah, that's enough.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Have you decided?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50# You'll be sorry
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# You ever let me down
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# You'll be sorry
0:22:58 > 0:23:01# Though I won't hang around
0:23:01 > 0:23:05# Life must go on
0:23:05 > 0:23:09# No matter how I feel
0:23:10 > 0:23:12# Maybe some day
0:23:12 > 0:23:16# I'll find a love that's real
0:23:16 > 0:23:19# You'll be sorry
0:23:19 > 0:23:24# For all you've done to me
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# You'll be sorry
0:23:27 > 0:23:30# Now just you wait and see
0:23:32 > 0:23:35# The vows that you made
0:23:35 > 0:23:39# Yes, every one you broke
0:23:39 > 0:23:43# I'll make you pay... #
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Liz?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Come on, Liz, wake up.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53What's happening?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57You were asleep.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I woke you.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I was sleeping?
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Liz...
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I've been thinking about us.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12And I know...
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I mean, I realise how important...
0:24:15 > 0:24:20What I'm trying to say... is that I was wrong...
0:24:20 > 0:24:23to say no to you.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29And now I'm asking.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Asking what?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm asking you to marry me.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I've changed my mind.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42What do you say? Is that great, or what?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54It would have been about a month ago, when we talked about it.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59But...things have changed since then.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I've changed.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Remember the way I used to push you so much?
0:25:09 > 0:25:10I was wrong.
0:25:10 > 0:25:16And all those things you said about how you feel in your chest...
0:25:17 > 0:25:19..I think that you were right.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22But my chest is sure now.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Mine's not.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Not any more.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33It's not?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Who is it?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Who's who?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Whoever it is that you've been seeing.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Is it Jack?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Is Jack who?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15You are my boyfriend, Max.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I know I'm your boyfriend. A lot of people have boyfriends.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21It doesn't mean they don't have someone else.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Why are you acting like this?- Because it makes me feel so warm and creamy inside. Who is it?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28What do you wanna know?
0:26:28 > 0:26:33Every man I've spoken to since I met you? Is that what you want to know?
0:26:33 > 0:26:39No, any of the ones you've had romantic, sexual, physical contact with since we started going out.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40You.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41OK? It's you.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46All right, maybe I brushed up against a guy last week at work,
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- but I swear I didn't enjoy it. Will that do?- What about Jack?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52I told you about Jack!
0:26:52 > 0:26:58Jesus, I don't give you grief about how you and Lena hang around together but she WOULD have an affair!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- You're not answering my question. - You're impossible.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- What difference does it make what I say? You won't believe me anyway. - Cos you can't say it.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Well, I can say this. I am going out tonight and may not come home. How's that?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- If you explain it, I will believe you.- I'll say it.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14I SAID I WOULD BELIEVE YOU!
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Oh! Damn!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Ohh!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21That...hurt!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41DOOR OPENS
0:27:47 > 0:27:50What happened to your eye?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54I hit it on the door in the kitchen.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03I'm sorry.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06About last night.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09I am too.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Where did you go?
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Coney Island.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Yeah?
0:28:20 > 0:28:21With who?
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Oh, by myself.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39To hell with my sister!
0:28:43 > 0:28:46?? don't you?
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Put away the heat, kid.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51I've seen the way you look at her. I got eyes in my head.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53You ain't seen nothing, kid.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58- Max, what are you doing here? - Shut up!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01- He's gone a little wild.- Yeah? I'm going a little wild.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05And the only thing that's gonna cure me is your blood, lots of it.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Max, put the gun down.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08Oh!
0:29:25 > 0:29:28He was all hopped up.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Oh, Jack.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40PHONE RINGS
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- Hello.- 'Max, it's Lena.'
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Do you know something?
0:29:46 > 0:29:49'They're there, in your place. You gotta go.'
0:29:53 > 0:29:57'The time for thinking is over. I was finally going to find...
0:29:58 > 0:30:00'..the truth.'
0:30:10 > 0:30:12CREAKING
0:30:13 > 0:30:17'With every step I took, the stairs called out to me.'
0:30:17 > 0:30:19- STRANGE VOICE: - 'Ouch!
0:30:20 > 0:30:22'Do it.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24'Oh.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27'Ahh.'
0:30:27 > 0:30:32'Damn stairs. Why couldn't they mind their own business?
0:30:57 > 0:30:59'Then I heard something else.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04'I heard a voice.'
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Elizabeth, it's me.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Open the door.
0:31:14 > 0:31:18I know you two are in there. Now open the door!
0:31:18 > 0:31:21- Hold on, just a second. - No, I'm not going to hold on.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25I know what's going on. There's no use in hiding it.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Hold on just a second.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37'As I burst into that room,
0:31:37 > 0:31:41'I realised I had removed all doubt as to who I was.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44'I was an idiot.'
0:32:09 > 0:32:12'It all started the day that Jack had that party.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14'I was babysitting Bonita.'
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Does he talk about Jesus?
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- Not that god. - What other god is there?
0:32:20 > 0:32:23The god I'm talking about is different than other gods.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- He doesn't talk about right and wrong.- Why not?
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Well, cos he talks to special people, like you and me.
0:32:30 > 0:32:34- He knows we're not interested in that.- He doesn't talk to me.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36- He will.- What does he do?
0:32:36 > 0:32:40Well, mostly he just floats around and watches people.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44But sometimes he chooses to let people know he's alive.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Oh, like a ghost?
0:32:47 > 0:32:48Exactly.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52- Hi, Mom!- Hi, give your momma a big hug.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55- I missed you.- I missed you too.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58- Did you sell any cards today? - Some, not that many.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02- Oh.- Hey, you didn't tell me you were selling cards.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- There you are, new customer. - What have you got?
0:33:05 > 0:33:07- Some angel cards.- Let me see.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Oh, I like those.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Can I buy the whole box?
0:33:12 > 0:33:13Sure.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18- Is this going to be enough?- Wow!
0:33:18 > 0:33:20- Thanks, Lena.- Sure. Thank you.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29- How is it, Lena?- It's OK.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33Come and sit. We'll find out what else is happening with you.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Thinking of what?
0:33:37 > 0:33:42It's very interesting what's happening today in cards for you, Lena.
0:33:44 > 0:33:49I think it has something to do with mystery in your life.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Do you have a mystery?
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Maybe...a mystery man?
0:33:55 > 0:33:59- Maybe.- But you don't know everything about him, do you?
0:33:59 > 0:34:00No.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Then it's definite.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05This mean you got a mystery man.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Oh, no!
0:34:11 > 0:34:14SHE SPEAKS IN SPANISH
0:34:14 > 0:34:15Lena...
0:34:15 > 0:34:17your mystery man...
0:34:17 > 0:34:19he's hanging upside down.
0:34:21 > 0:34:26There is something wrong here with you and mystery man. Is this true?
0:34:26 > 0:34:27Yes.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Well, then, something is about to change.
0:34:30 > 0:34:35He may become ex-mystery man and you don't see him no more.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Why not?
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Because he's hanging upside down.
0:34:39 > 0:34:40Oh.
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Or...
0:34:42 > 0:34:45maybe he can become ex-mystery...
0:34:45 > 0:34:48and the mystery will disappear.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51And you will know everything about him.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Either way, he will be ex-something.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57An ex-man.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00Yes. Ex-something man.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04He going to have a big impact on you, Lena.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12'It was the fortune I'd been waiting for.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15'My destiny's finally doing what I wanted it to.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49'All right, I'll fill you in.
0:35:49 > 0:35:53'I knew I was in love with Max from when I first met him.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56'It was like there was a halo around him or something.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58'I just knew.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42'He was the only person I knew with an X in his name.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46'And now I was going to find out if he had an EX in his life.'
0:36:48 > 0:36:51# I've got a feeling
0:36:51 > 0:36:55# Somebody's trying to steal my man
0:36:55 > 0:36:56# I've got a feeling... #
0:36:56 > 0:36:59'God was going to give me a sign.'
0:36:59 > 0:37:01# ..Somebody's trying to steal my man
0:37:01 > 0:37:04# Strange things are happening... #
0:37:04 > 0:37:10I told you, Henry, if I introduced you to these folks, you'd never forget it, especially Lena.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14Jack, that's why I never went out with you. You're so rude.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19- Excuse me.- Sorry.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Excuse me.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31'God had delivered.'
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Have you ever watched this movie?
0:38:43 > 0:38:45About a thousand times.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Watch it, it's good.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50I've seen it, trust me.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Is something bothering you?
0:38:53 > 0:38:56What makes you say that?
0:38:56 > 0:38:57It's obvious.
0:38:59 > 0:39:00Nothing is obvious.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02You are to me.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Really?
0:39:04 > 0:39:09Something's definitely wrong, or you wouldn't even let me say that.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Yeah, well...
0:39:11 > 0:39:14I left all my body responses at home.
0:39:14 > 0:39:18- Is that where you left what's bothering you? - HE LAUGHS
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Well, if you must know...
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Elizabeth and I are not getting on that well right now.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- What's the fight about? - It's not a fight.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31It's that, well...
0:39:31 > 0:39:33a couple of days ago...
0:39:33 > 0:39:36she asked me to ask her to marry her.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38And I said no.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40No way!
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Ever since then, things have been different.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Doesn't that mean it's over?
0:39:45 > 0:39:48What are you talking about?
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Well, it's just that...
0:39:50 > 0:39:55once you rule out the idea of marriage, where is there to go?
0:39:55 > 0:39:59Nobody ruled out the idea of marriage, it's just that I said
0:39:59 > 0:40:03I wasn't going to get married right now. But eventually we will.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07I mean, definitely we're going to get married...eventually.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09- Oh.- Just not right now.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11OK.
0:40:13 > 0:40:18Well, I'll bring a brownie up to the booth later, OK?
0:40:18 > 0:40:19OK.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33I'm really surprised you called me.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36I had a really nice time with you at the party.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40I did too with you. I'm sorry about spilling that wine on your dress.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42I could have sworn that bottle was empty.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46It's OK, I actually had a harder time getting the brie out.
0:40:46 > 0:40:51You gotta admit, after a few drinks those things look like a sponge.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53To new beginnings.
0:40:53 > 0:40:54Yes.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56Kampai!
0:40:56 > 0:41:00'The truth was, I WAS looking for a new beginning.
0:41:00 > 0:41:05'But only as a test. Before I put my plan into effect, I had to see if I could find someone else
0:41:05 > 0:41:08'who made me feel the way Max did.'
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Arigato.
0:41:12 > 0:41:13Gracias.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Do you come here a lot?
0:41:19 > 0:41:22Actually, I do. It's really healthy here
0:41:22 > 0:41:28and, um...Max turned me on to it. I trust him for recommendations.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31I think a lot of people say you should try this or do that,
0:41:31 > 0:41:33and they think they know best.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35They don't.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Are you OK?
0:41:38 > 0:41:42No, yeah... I swear this just blinked at me.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44The sea urchin? Try it, it's delicious.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47What's the other thing?
0:41:47 > 0:41:49A quail egg, it's good for your hair.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52Who comes up with these combinations? It's like...
0:41:52 > 0:41:57The Peanut Butter Cup situation - two guys walk together...bang, you got sea urchin and my quail egg
0:41:57 > 0:42:01and they just... It's like a bacon cheeseburger. That's a combination.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Slice of pig, slice of cow, put it together, it's a delicious sandwich.
0:42:04 > 0:42:08- But this...- I don't know, I don't really eat meat.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Yeah, no...I don't either, it's just, er...
0:42:12 > 0:42:14a friend of mine ran a ranch.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17That's where a lot of that came from...
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Yes, tea after a meal is very comforting.
0:42:22 > 0:42:27- No fortune cookies?- I think that's only in Chinese restaurants.
0:42:27 > 0:42:32- Too bad. I like to add a phrase to the end of the fortune to make it funnier.- Yeah.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36Yeah, actually, Max likes to do that. He adds "in bed".
0:42:36 > 0:42:40So it'd be like, "You will have great fortune and wealth...in bed."
0:42:40 > 0:42:42That's a great one to add.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45- What do you add?- "And then you die."
0:42:47 > 0:42:49That's kind of spooky.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Yeah... Not... I mean...
0:42:53 > 0:42:57not that you're gonna die, more like it's a twist on the, er...
0:42:57 > 0:42:59I hadn't heard the "in bed" one...
0:42:59 > 0:43:03'The jury was still out, but I already knew the verdict.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08'The thing about destiny is it doesn't always come true.
0:43:08 > 0:43:15'I know it's definition says it should, but I think there's destiny and there's "potential destiny".
0:43:21 > 0:43:25'Everyone's got about two or three potential destinies.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29'Destiny usually decides which destiny comes true,
0:43:29 > 0:43:35'but if you're clever, you know you have to give the destiny you want a little push.'
0:43:36 > 0:43:38So what made you decide to stop by?
0:43:38 > 0:43:40I bought you a present.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42Huh! Thanks, but what for?
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Well, two reasons.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47First, I want to thank you for the party the other night.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51Two, I thought I could help you improve on your manners.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53You really think I'm rude?
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Here.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01- What are they?- They're cards, silly!
0:44:01 > 0:44:06So you can write people notes, like "Thank you," "Get well," "I miss you."
0:44:06 > 0:44:10- Are you supposed to mail 'em? - That's one way.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12But it's also nice to give it in person.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Is this why you're here?
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Yes.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18That, and I want to rent a video.
0:44:18 > 0:44:24All right. I'll fix you up. You've got anything you want at your disposal.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27What's Lena's first Fame And Fortune video going to be?
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Waited on by the president - wow!
0:44:32 > 0:44:35I love getting back to the counter.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38You've known Elizabeth a long time, right?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Yeah, so?
0:44:40 > 0:44:45- I guess she's miserable ever since Max said he didn't want to marry her.- Oh, yeah, I know.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Maybe you could help.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Maybe I'll send her a card.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53There's hope for you yet.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56- Thanks for this, OK?- Sure.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58- See you.- Bye.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09HORN BLASTS
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Thanks a lot(!) Thank you so much(!)
0:45:18 > 0:45:20You're so very kind(!)
0:45:20 > 0:45:23- Excuse me.- Oh, Lena.- Hey.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25That truck scared the shit out of me.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29- I'm just on my lunch break.- That truck just tried to run me over.
0:45:29 > 0:45:33- What are you doing? - I'm on my lunch break.- Oh.
0:45:36 > 0:45:41Actually, I probably have to get back to work now, so... I'm late.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43- OK.- Sorry. I was just taking a walk.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45But I'm late, so...
0:45:45 > 0:45:48- I'll see you later.- Bye.- Bye.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57'What if it wasn't true?
0:45:57 > 0:46:00'My plan had always been just to foster the idea.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03'I knew that lack of trust would do the rest.
0:46:03 > 0:46:09'But what if my manoeuvring had actually brought the two culprits together?
0:46:09 > 0:46:11'I should be happy, right?'
0:46:25 > 0:46:30- 'General Hospital.'- Hello, may I speak with Elizabeth Black, please?
0:46:30 > 0:46:34'She has a doctor's appointment this afternoon. Can I take a message?'
0:46:34 > 0:46:36No, thank you.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46PHONE RINGS
0:46:48 > 0:46:49Projection.
0:46:49 > 0:46:53- 'Max. I've got some bad news for you.'- What?
0:46:53 > 0:46:57I just saw Elizabeth and she's playing hooky from work.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59What was she doing?
0:46:59 > 0:47:02- SHE SIGHS - Max, I don't want you to get upset.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04'Lena, what is it?'
0:47:04 > 0:47:06I saw her with someone.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Who?
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Lena! Tell me who it was.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17'It was destiny time.'
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Jack. She was with Jack.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Goddamn it!
0:47:24 > 0:47:26What were they doing?
0:47:26 > 0:47:29'I don't know. Walking together closely.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33- 'Promise me you won't tell her I told you.'- I can't believe it.
0:47:33 > 0:47:34I can't believe it!
0:47:34 > 0:47:38- 'Where were they?'- Downtown. Look, do you promise not to tell her?
0:47:38 > 0:47:41'Yeah, I won't say anything, I promise.'
0:47:41 > 0:47:42Oh...Lena?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47If you hear anything else, call me immediately.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49You're the only one I can trust.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52'If I hear anything, I'll call you.'
0:47:52 > 0:47:54OK, Max, I'll be there.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00- She's having an affair. - Are you sure?
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Something's going on.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06- Well, did you ask her about the other day?- Yes.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08She denied it, as usual.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10But I have more proof than that.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14- Remember the other night when I took her out to dinner?- Yeah.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16I found a card in her purse from Jack.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18What kind of card?
0:48:18 > 0:48:23It was your typical "Forget your loser boyfriend, let's fuck" card.
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Well, er...what did it say?
0:48:26 > 0:48:29"Forget your loser boyfriend, let's fuck."
0:48:29 > 0:48:31- Come on.- It said, um...
0:48:31 > 0:48:38"If you need someone to cry to, I'm around. It'll work out with Max or without him."
0:48:38 > 0:48:39Fucker!
0:48:41 > 0:48:45Well...maybe he was just consoling her.
0:48:45 > 0:48:48They've known each other a long time.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52Yeah, there's always been sexual tension between those two.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56- You saw 'em.- Yeah, but... maybe it was just innocent.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59Then why would she deny it?
0:49:01 > 0:49:03I don't think I can handle this.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05Yes, you can.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09Lena, you don't understand. I've never felt like this before.
0:49:09 > 0:49:12It's like someone else is in charge of my mind.
0:49:12 > 0:49:13I'm helpless.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15I'll help you.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20You ARE helping me.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38Lena!
0:49:49 > 0:49:50Hey.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Hey.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55Can I come up?
0:49:55 > 0:49:56Yeah.
0:50:05 > 0:50:06Sorry.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09It's all right.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14Maybe I should go over to Jack's right now.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16What do you think?
0:50:16 > 0:50:17No.
0:50:17 > 0:50:21Remember what I said. It's all up to fate now.
0:50:21 > 0:50:24So you might as well sit back and let it happen.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27That sounds great.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Watching the football on TV.
0:50:30 > 0:50:34Well, the more relaxed you are, the more relaxed she is.
0:50:34 > 0:50:39And the more relaxed she is, the better your chances with her are.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41What are you doing?
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Eh? Oh, nothing.
0:50:44 > 0:50:46Max...
0:50:47 > 0:50:51..whatever happens between you and Elizabeth,
0:50:51 > 0:50:54I don't want it to hurt you.
0:50:54 > 0:50:55Too late.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Yes.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03Well...let's make you feel better.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07Put your head in my lap.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11What are you going to do?
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Nothing weird.
0:51:13 > 0:51:14Come here.
0:51:20 > 0:51:21OK.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25I'm going to start an expression and I want you to finish it.
0:51:25 > 0:51:28OK, I finish expressions.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Exactly.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Curiosity...
0:51:37 > 0:51:39..killed the cat.
0:51:41 > 0:51:42Look...
0:51:42 > 0:51:44..but don't touch.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48..before you leap.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51Oh, I see.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56It takes...
0:51:56 > 0:51:58..one to know one.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05You can't...
0:52:06 > 0:52:09..always get what you want.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Now, what is it that you wish, Lena?
0:52:32 > 0:52:33Tarot?
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Maybe palm?
0:52:36 > 0:52:38I just want some advice.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40Advice?
0:52:42 > 0:52:43Come.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45Come and sit in my chair.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55If you did...something wrong...
0:52:55 > 0:52:57to someone that you loved,
0:52:57 > 0:53:00but there was no way they'd ever find out,
0:53:00 > 0:53:03would you tell them?
0:53:04 > 0:53:06This person...
0:53:06 > 0:53:09do you love him with your true heart?
0:53:09 > 0:53:10Yes.
0:53:10 > 0:53:14And if you don't tell him, he will never know?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16Is this true?
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Yes.
0:53:18 > 0:53:19Will you?
0:53:19 > 0:53:20What?
0:53:20 > 0:53:23You will know.
0:53:23 > 0:53:24Yes?
0:53:24 > 0:53:25Of course.
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Then I have a question for you.
0:53:32 > 0:53:35How will your true heart...
0:53:35 > 0:53:37ever love...
0:53:37 > 0:53:41if it knows its love holds lies
0:53:41 > 0:53:43and not kisses?
0:53:50 > 0:53:53LENA SIGHS
0:54:09 > 0:54:11PHONE RINGS
0:54:11 > 0:54:13Sorry.
0:54:17 > 0:54:18Hello?
0:54:18 > 0:54:20'It's true, isn't it?'
0:54:22 > 0:54:24- Who is this?- 'You tell me.'
0:54:24 > 0:54:27You're cheating on him, aren't you?
0:54:27 > 0:54:28'What?'
0:54:28 > 0:54:32- How could you do it to him? - 'You don't know what you're talking about.'
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Then what was going on at the movie theatre?
0:54:35 > 0:54:39Oh! So you're the little bird. Somehow I just knew it.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42You want to know what was "going on" at the theatre?
0:54:42 > 0:54:47I was waiting for Jack so I could take him to the nearest hotel
0:54:47 > 0:54:49'and fuck him. How's that?
0:54:49 > 0:54:51'He betrayed me, I betrayed him.'
0:54:51 > 0:54:55Now you'll probably go out with him and he'll betray you.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02You're making this all up, aren't you?
0:55:02 > 0:55:06My God! I think you might have just had a thought.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09You're a fucking genius, Lena.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17PHONE RINGS
0:55:18 > 0:55:21- Hello?- 'Max, it's Lena.'
0:55:21 > 0:55:24Do you know something?
0:55:24 > 0:55:28- They're at your place, you gotta go.- 'Who?'- Elizabeth is with him.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31- I heard them. You gotta go fix it. - 'Are you sure?'- I heard HIM.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33Goddamn it!
0:55:33 > 0:55:35They're both there?
0:55:35 > 0:55:39Yes. Max, there's something I need to tell you.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41- Something about me.- 'What?
0:55:42 > 0:55:44'Lena, what?'
0:55:45 > 0:55:47I don't have time for this!
0:55:48 > 0:55:49I...
0:55:49 > 0:55:52I lied about seeing Elizabeth with Jack.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54'I pushed them together.'
0:55:54 > 0:55:59I wanted you and Elizabeth to break up so I could be with you.
0:56:01 > 0:56:02Max?
0:56:04 > 0:56:05Max?
0:56:21 > 0:56:25'Right then, I learned the only thing I've ever really learned.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28'I didn't know anything.'
0:56:36 > 0:56:40What difference does it make what I say? You won't believe me anyway.
0:56:40 > 0:56:46- Cos you can't say it. - I can say this. I'm going out tonight and I may not come home.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49If you explain it, I will believe you.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51If you explain, I'll believe you!
0:56:52 > 0:56:54Oh!
0:56:54 > 0:56:56That...hurt!
0:57:10 > 0:57:13'I was having problems with my boyfriend.
0:57:13 > 0:57:17'I knew he could be jealous, but somehow this went deeper.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21'I've always believed there was goodness at the bottom of people.
0:57:21 > 0:57:26'But now I was beginning to think that if you could strip away
0:57:26 > 0:57:32'all the weakness and insecurity, underneath you'd only find MORE weakness and insecurity.'
0:57:44 > 0:57:45Hey.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49Oh. Hi. What are you doing?
0:57:51 > 0:57:53Just more problems with you-know-who.
0:57:53 > 0:57:55Oh. That's too bad.
0:57:55 > 0:58:00Well, you were so nice to me about it at your party I thought maybe...
0:58:00 > 0:58:04I don't know, maybe we could go for a coffee or something.
0:58:04 > 0:58:06Er, yeah, definitely.
0:58:06 > 0:58:07Um...
0:58:07 > 0:58:12Listen, er...I'm just about to meet this woman who I met.
0:58:12 > 0:58:16- Mm-hm.- Why don't you come along?
0:58:16 > 0:58:19I don't want to intrude or anything.
0:58:19 > 0:58:21She won't mind if I bring along an old friend.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24Yeah? I don't think so.
0:58:24 > 0:58:25Come on, I just met her.
0:58:27 > 0:58:29Why don't you join us?
0:58:31 > 0:58:34Mm, I think I'll survive on my own. It's OK.
0:58:36 > 0:58:38- Are you sure?- Yes.
0:58:38 > 0:58:39Yeah.
0:58:39 > 0:58:42- I'm really sorry, I...- It's OK.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44Have fun.
0:59:17 > 0:59:21Split pea. I'd have taken you for chicken noodle.
0:59:21 > 0:59:24Maybe bean or... Henry?
0:59:24 > 0:59:27Jack's party? Bossy guy.
0:59:27 > 0:59:29- Elizabeth.- Yeah.- Hi.
0:59:30 > 0:59:34- So...what are you doing up this late?- I'm always up this late.
0:59:34 > 0:59:39My time clock works a little differently from normal people.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41- So...- What do you mean?
0:59:41 > 0:59:43Well, I sleep in shifts.
0:59:43 > 0:59:47From four o'clock to eight o'clock. Four hours each, twice a day.
0:59:49 > 0:59:52- Why?- I get twice as many days as most people.
0:59:52 > 0:59:56I have my "day" day, then I get a nap, then I have my "night" day.
0:59:56 > 0:59:59I'm 64, yet remarkably supple.
0:59:59 > 1:00:02- Do you mind if I sit down? - No, go ahead.
1:00:02 > 1:00:04Thanks.
1:00:06 > 1:00:09The real question is,
1:00:09 > 1:00:13what are YOU doing up here at one o'clock in the morning?
1:00:13 > 1:00:16I didn't wanna go home.
1:00:16 > 1:00:18Mmm...?
1:00:20 > 1:00:24Actually, there was someone I didn't want to go home TO.
1:00:25 > 1:00:30You didn't have to tell me. I saw the rest of it on Melrose Place.
1:00:31 > 1:00:35- What happens?- It's very moving...
1:00:35 > 1:00:38until that bitch steals your baby.
1:00:38 > 1:00:40- Stop it!- How could she?!
1:00:41 > 1:00:44Was it bad?
1:00:45 > 1:00:47Bad enough.
1:00:47 > 1:00:50- SHE LAUGHS - That was a good one!
1:00:50 > 1:00:54That was a good one. The next one is, um,
1:00:54 > 1:00:58you have to do utter disdain,
1:00:58 > 1:01:04all right? Utter disdain for a person who cuts in front of you in line.
1:01:04 > 1:01:06All right? And he's bigger.
1:01:07 > 1:01:13- That was it!- NO! Come on!- Person gets in front of me in line... Utter disdain, he's bigger than I am.
1:01:13 > 1:01:15All right...
1:01:16 > 1:01:19SHE LAUGHS
1:01:21 > 1:01:24- That's good!- Yeah?- Yeah! You're good at this.
1:01:24 > 1:01:27I spent years with Mum.
1:01:27 > 1:01:31- So I learned my lesson. All right, here's one for you.- OK.
1:01:31 > 1:01:35You're on the phone, you're babysitting. You get a prank phone call,
1:01:35 > 1:01:40when suddenly someone breaks in. It's coming from the basement.
1:01:44 > 1:01:47That was very good(!)
1:01:47 > 1:01:50That was really good(!)
1:01:50 > 1:01:54- Did you like the high-pitched scream? - I didn't know your mouth opened that wide!
1:01:54 > 1:01:58- What about the scariest thing? - I ever did? Um...
1:01:58 > 1:02:01- Riding the Cyclone.- What's that? - The Cyclone?
1:02:01 > 1:02:05Oh, man! A really old wooden roller coaster at Coney Island.
1:02:05 > 1:02:08You know, I've never even been there.
1:02:08 > 1:02:11- We should go!- Now?!- Yeah! Absolutely!
1:02:11 > 1:02:13But isn't it closed now?
1:02:13 > 1:02:17No, it's open late. And I don't have to be in bed for another two hours!
1:02:18 > 1:02:21- OK!- Yeah?- Yeah, let's go!
1:02:29 > 1:02:31MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
1:03:04 > 1:03:06He used to be so...
1:03:06 > 1:03:08much different... I don't know.
1:03:09 > 1:03:12- Like those toothpicks, with the floss on the end...?- Yeah.
1:03:12 > 1:03:17It was a crazy idea, but I LIKED that he was coming up with wild ideas!
1:03:18 > 1:03:20What happened?
1:03:20 > 1:03:25Well, ever since I brought up the idea of marriage,
1:03:25 > 1:03:27he lost his sense of humour.
1:03:27 > 1:03:32And now, the only wild idea he has is that I'm not to be trusted.
1:03:34 > 1:03:37- Wasn't he writing a book, or something?- Yeah.
1:03:37 > 1:03:40But that hasn't happened yet.
1:03:40 > 1:03:43And what about you? What do you wanna do?
1:03:43 > 1:03:46- You say you like wild ideas?- Yeah.
1:03:48 > 1:03:51I wasn't gonna tell you what I did, but...
1:03:53 > 1:03:57- Elizabeth, I'm a hired assassin. - SHE LAUGHS
1:03:57 > 1:03:59I kill for money and enjoyment.
1:03:59 > 1:04:05I was hired by a foreign government to kill you. I don't know what you did in Canada, but they're angry!
1:04:05 > 1:04:06Come on!
1:04:06 > 1:04:10I make prints for other photographers.
1:04:10 > 1:04:12- Really?- Yeah.
1:04:12 > 1:04:15- Do you like it?- It's all right.
1:04:15 > 1:04:20It's not the kind of travel opportunities as killing for money...
1:04:21 > 1:04:24When are you ever serious?
1:04:26 > 1:04:29Just say the word.
1:04:35 > 1:04:37DIALS PHONE
1:04:40 > 1:04:42RINGING TONE
1:04:42 > 1:04:48'You've reached the Black residence. We're not home right now, so please leave your name and number.'
1:04:48 > 1:04:49BEEP!
1:04:49 > 1:04:51Hi, Mom, it's me.
1:04:51 > 1:04:55I was just calling to chat. Are you home?
1:04:57 > 1:05:00I guess you already went to work. DOOR OPENS
1:05:02 > 1:05:06Anyway, um, I should go. I just wish you were home. Love to Dad. Bye.
1:05:15 > 1:05:17What?
1:05:17 > 1:05:22PHONE RINGS Maybe you should just wait, and if you wanna talk to the doctor...
1:05:22 > 1:05:26Excuse me. ..West Village Veterinary Hospital?
1:05:27 > 1:05:29Hi!
1:05:29 > 1:05:31I was hoping you would call.
1:05:34 > 1:05:36No.
1:05:38 > 1:05:39BEEPS HORN
1:05:44 > 1:05:47Thanks a lot(!) Thank you so much(!)
1:05:47 > 1:05:49So very kind(!)
1:05:51 > 1:05:54- Excuse me.- Lena!- Hey!
1:05:55 > 1:05:59'It's odd how you need someone else to make you feel guilty.
1:05:59 > 1:06:02'If you were alone on an island,
1:06:02 > 1:06:06'you'd never feel guilty because there'd be no-one else there to judge you.
1:06:06 > 1:06:11'But the other requirement for guilt is you have to think it's wrong as well.
1:06:11 > 1:06:15'It's a two-party contract, which is helpful,
1:06:15 > 1:06:21'because if you don't THINK you're guilty, you don't have to waste your time feeling that way.'
1:06:32 > 1:06:34Hey!
1:06:34 > 1:06:37- Hi!- Hi. Hold on to me.- Why?
1:06:43 > 1:06:47Elizabeth, where are we going?!
1:06:49 > 1:06:52- Are you gonna mug me?!- No! No!
1:06:55 > 1:06:58What's going on?!
1:06:59 > 1:07:02She saw me waiting for you. She saw me waiting for you.
1:07:02 > 1:07:06I stammered so much, I'm sure I gave everything away.
1:07:07 > 1:07:11- What do you think she thought?- That I was crazy, that's what she thought!
1:07:11 > 1:07:13Maybe you ARE a little bit.
1:07:13 > 1:07:18I know - it's great, it's good. Yeah, I am, I think I am.
1:07:18 > 1:07:23- It's OK.- I've just never been in this kind of situation before.
1:07:23 > 1:07:26I feel like I'm in some sort of weird... I don't know.
1:07:26 > 1:07:31- I keep thinking that the murderer always leaves clues.- Murderer?!
1:07:31 > 1:07:35Yeah, the murderer... always leaves a clue
1:07:35 > 1:07:40- at the scene of a crime.- What did YOU leave behind?- Well, yeah, I haven't left anything yet.
1:07:40 > 1:07:44But I was thinking that... if I were really bad...
1:07:46 > 1:07:49..then I probably would've left it at Coney Island.
1:07:49 > 1:07:53- Did you want to leave it?- Sure.
1:07:53 > 1:07:55Your heart's beating so fast.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01What about Max?
1:08:05 > 1:08:09THEY BOTH GROAN I don't know about Max.
1:08:12 > 1:08:16Can we just go to a different movie? Let's go to a different movie.
1:08:16 > 1:08:21But no foreign films - it'll just be too depressing.
1:08:21 > 1:08:24- I'm allergic to them. - How convenient!
1:08:24 > 1:08:26Subtitles give me a rash.
1:08:38 > 1:08:41Max, can you...?
1:08:48 > 1:08:49What?
1:08:51 > 1:08:54I got my recommendation from Dr Heller.
1:08:54 > 1:08:56It was great.
1:08:59 > 1:09:00I...
1:09:03 > 1:09:05- That's good.- Yeah.
1:09:11 > 1:09:14Congratulations. Really.
1:09:14 > 1:09:16Thanks.
1:09:16 > 1:09:18See ya.
1:09:40 > 1:09:43PHONE RINGS
1:09:48 > 1:09:52- Hello?- I couldn't tell him. - 'How come?'
1:09:53 > 1:09:58Well, I couldn't separate with him without telling him about you,
1:09:58 > 1:10:01and I couldn't tell him about you
1:10:01 > 1:10:04without crushing him...
1:10:04 > 1:10:07and without me becoming a cheating slut...
1:10:07 > 1:10:09- He's at work, right?- 'Yeah.'
1:10:09 > 1:10:11I'm coming over.
1:10:11 > 1:10:14What? DIALLING TONE No! Wait!
1:10:23 > 1:10:24KNOCK AT DOOR
1:10:27 > 1:10:29Hi.
1:10:29 > 1:10:31Hi.
1:10:33 > 1:10:35Can I come in?
1:10:37 > 1:10:40You're not supposed to be here.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43I know.
1:10:55 > 1:10:56LOCKS DOOR
1:10:56 > 1:10:59- It's fine.- No, I'm sorry.
1:11:03 > 1:11:06- You can sit here.- Thanks.
1:11:07 > 1:11:10I should...
1:11:11 > 1:11:13What?
1:11:13 > 1:11:15Tell him.
1:11:17 > 1:11:20- I should go.- What?
1:11:20 > 1:11:23Should I go?
1:11:24 > 1:11:26I don't know.
1:11:28 > 1:11:31What do YOU want?
1:11:33 > 1:11:37I just...I just want it to be over.
1:11:37 > 1:11:39You know?
1:11:42 > 1:11:45But I know that once...he knows...
1:11:46 > 1:11:49..that it will be awful, and...
1:11:49 > 1:11:52that it will probably...
1:11:52 > 1:11:54go on forever.
1:11:54 > 1:11:57I just don't wanna...
1:11:57 > 1:11:59start so much...
1:11:59 > 1:12:02ugliness.
1:12:08 > 1:12:11I'm glad you're here, though.
1:12:13 > 1:12:15- Yeah?- Yeah.
1:12:25 > 1:12:27PHONE RINGS
1:12:27 > 1:12:28I'm sorry.
1:12:33 > 1:12:35Hello?
1:12:35 > 1:12:37- LENA:- 'It's true, isn't it?'
1:12:37 > 1:12:41- Who is this?- 'You can tell me.
1:12:41 > 1:12:46- 'You're cheating on him, aren't you?'- You're a fucking genius, Lena(!)
1:12:47 > 1:12:49Fuck!
1:12:49 > 1:12:51Fuck!
1:13:34 > 1:13:36Elizabeth! It's me!
1:13:36 > 1:13:39I know you two are in here!
1:13:39 > 1:13:41Open the door!
1:13:41 > 1:13:43Just a second!
1:13:43 > 1:13:46No, I'm not going to hold on!
1:13:46 > 1:13:51- I know what you're up to! I know what you two are doing! - Just a second!
1:13:51 > 1:13:54Put this on.
1:13:54 > 1:13:56Open the fucking door!
1:13:56 > 1:14:00This isn't what I meant to do...
1:14:09 > 1:14:11- Where is he?!- What are you doing?
1:14:11 > 1:14:15- It's a simple question. WHERE IS HE?!- Don't yell at me!
1:14:15 > 1:14:17It upsets me!
1:14:20 > 1:14:24Elizabeth, explain what's going on! I don't care if it's a fucking lie!
1:14:24 > 1:14:27Tell me what's going on! Look me in the eye!
1:14:27 > 1:14:30I said look me in the eye.
1:14:30 > 1:14:33I...
1:14:33 > 1:14:37I was in the bathroom and I was going to take a shower.
1:14:42 > 1:14:44- What's that on your neck?- What?
1:14:46 > 1:14:49- That mark - what is it? - There isn't a mark.
1:14:49 > 1:14:51He must be a big boy, all that weight pushing down on you.
1:14:51 > 1:14:56- Was it just like a hug goodbye - something sweet like that? - You're crazy.
1:14:56 > 1:14:58Where did he go?
1:15:03 > 1:15:05Which word DON'T you understand?!
1:15:16 > 1:15:20- At least I know I'm not crazy. - You ARE fucking crazy.
1:16:02 > 1:16:08- SPEAKS SPANISH - What the fuck are you doing up here?
1:16:19 > 1:16:21- Will I see you?- Sometime.
1:16:21 > 1:16:23I'm sorry.
1:16:42 > 1:16:46'At that moment, I became TWO Maxes.
1:16:46 > 1:16:49'One was lying on the roof.
1:16:49 > 1:16:54'While the other one - me - floated up into the sky.
1:16:56 > 1:16:59'As I rose, I began to see what had happened...
1:16:59 > 1:17:02'to see what I had done.'
1:17:05 > 1:17:06SILENT
1:17:11 > 1:17:13'And with that knowledge...
1:17:13 > 1:17:16'I flew into the clouds.'
1:17:23 > 1:17:25It was a mistake.
1:17:25 > 1:17:29- I got a bad idea in my head. - It wasn't a mistake, Max.
1:17:29 > 1:17:35I need to be away from you for a while, so I can figure out what's going on with me.
1:17:37 > 1:17:40So you can be with him?
1:17:40 > 1:17:43I don't know what will happen with Henry.
1:17:43 > 1:17:46I just wanna be on my own for a while.
1:17:46 > 1:17:49- How long?- I don't know.
1:17:49 > 1:17:51Will we ever get back together?
1:17:51 > 1:17:54I don't know, Max.
1:17:54 > 1:17:57I don't know if things could be the same between us.
1:17:57 > 1:18:02I wouldn't say never, but I wouldn't say maybe, either.
1:18:02 > 1:18:05- But you...- I wish it weren't true.
1:18:08 > 1:18:12I wish everything in the world weren't true.
1:18:12 > 1:18:14Me too, but it is.
1:18:27 > 1:18:29I sold the toothpicks.
1:18:36 > 1:18:38Where?
1:18:38 > 1:18:40Chinatown.
1:18:41 > 1:18:44Apparently they love the flavour.
1:18:44 > 1:18:48Sold them to a chain. They ordered 100,000.
1:18:48 > 1:18:50That's great, Max.
1:18:51 > 1:18:53Congratulations.
1:18:53 > 1:18:55Thanks.
1:19:03 > 1:19:05Are you leaving?
1:19:07 > 1:19:09Yeah.
1:19:10 > 1:19:13I guess I should leave you alone.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17Bye, Elizabeth.
1:19:19 > 1:19:21Bye, Max.
1:19:40 > 1:19:44That day, I started to hear a new voice.
1:19:44 > 1:19:47One that didn't come from above.
1:19:59 > 1:20:04You know, if you COULD strip away everything superficial from people,
1:20:04 > 1:20:06really get to the bottom of them,
1:20:06 > 1:20:09you wouldn't necessarily find weakness and insecurity,
1:20:09 > 1:20:12you'd just find something else to strip away.
1:20:12 > 1:20:15And behind that would be something else.
1:20:15 > 1:20:19What's at the bottom of people? There is no bottom!
1:20:23 > 1:20:26Then, I returned from the sky...
1:20:26 > 1:20:29And the two Maxes were joined together.
1:20:52 > 1:20:57I began to think of something that happened when I was floating in the sky.
1:20:58 > 1:21:00I flew into a cloud.
1:21:00 > 1:21:03And I heard a voice.
1:21:05 > 1:21:07Quiet and clear.
1:21:10 > 1:21:13It said, "Be careful where you tread
1:21:13 > 1:21:16"for the world is full of angels."
1:21:27 > 1:21:29Lena!
1:21:50 > 1:21:53"You'll be very successful in business, and then you'll die."
1:21:54 > 1:21:59"You are surrounded by true friends who are all going to die."
1:22:02 > 1:22:05"One of your best friends will try to destroy your life
1:22:05 > 1:22:10"by saying your girlfriend is cheating on you, and then you'll die."
1:22:10 > 1:22:12- I said I was sorry for that. - I'm just joking.
1:22:14 > 1:22:15OK.
1:22:15 > 1:22:20"You will find the one you truly want, and they'll forgive you... in bed."
1:22:20 > 1:22:23And then you'll both die.
1:22:27 > 1:22:30So what do you wanna do?
1:22:30 > 1:22:33We should get out of here cos this is a dangerous area.
1:22:33 > 1:22:38- I was mugged here.- Really?- Yeah. By the freak show, the bearded lady.
1:22:38 > 1:22:41Never call her "scruffy".
1:22:43 > 1:22:46- You don't believe me! - No, I don't believe you any more!
1:22:46 > 1:22:49I'm sorry. OK, what happened?
1:22:49 > 1:22:52I called her scruffy...
1:22:52 > 1:22:56- You know what they love, bearded ladies?- No.- Um, flowers
1:22:56 > 1:22:58and air conditioning.