Alvarez Kelly

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0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Alvarez Kelly...

0:01:06 > 0:01:10# ..rode over the rise

0:01:10 > 0:01:14# With a heart full of blarney

0:01:14 > 0:01:19# And a gleam in his eyes

0:01:20 > 0:01:27# And wherever he stopped The gals kept droppin' like flies

0:01:28 > 0:01:32# Till a lady from Richmond cut him down to size

0:01:32 > 0:01:35# War is hell, without a doubt

0:01:37 > 0:01:40# But Kelly never found that out

0:01:42 > 0:01:47# Or if'n he did he seldom gave a damn

0:01:49 > 0:01:54# For when he met a pretty gal In Texas, Tennessee or Al...

0:01:54 > 0:01:56# ..abam

0:01:59 > 0:02:06# He'd kiss 'em and wink and whisper "Thank you, ma'am!"

0:02:06 > 0:02:09# Alvarez Kelly

0:02:09 > 0:02:13# The Irish senor

0:02:14 > 0:02:21# Kept pursuin' his hobbies While pursuin' the war

0:02:21 > 0:02:29# Give him rum in a glass And some fair lass to adore

0:02:31 > 0:02:36# And he couldn't care less What they were fighting for!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Alvarez Kelly

0:02:38 > 0:02:44- # I'll say it once more - Say it once more!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Alvarez Kelly...

0:02:48 > 0:02:54# The I-I-I Irish senor! #

0:02:54 > 0:02:57COWBOYS WHOOP AND WHISTLE

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Hey! It's over the hill!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Hey, we made it, amigos!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23THEY WHOOP

0:03:33 > 0:03:36HE HUMS TUNELESSLY

0:03:37 > 0:03:43- When you're ready to talk business, Kelly, I'll be at my hotel.- Oh, you're Steadman?- MAJOR Steadman.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Major Steadman. Sorry.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Major, I'll got the most marvellous beef in the world for you.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- The best beef in all of Mexico - no, Sanchez?- Seguro que si.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Of course, they're a little thin by now, but it's been a long walk.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05- A few days in the pasture and... - You were late, Mr Kelly, ten miserable days

0:04:05 > 0:04:08in this stinking hot town.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Is it Vermont or Massachusetts?

0:04:11 > 0:04:17If you're asking where I'm from, I'll tell you, it's Boston - one long way from this prairie rat-hole.

0:04:17 > 0:04:23Well, there are certain compensations, major, in a railroad town.

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- As a matter of fact, I was hoping you might have brought a couple of them along.- I see.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I don't happen to be a procurer, Mr Kelly.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Forgive me.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Whiskey or sherry?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I'm here on business, Mr Kelly.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41United States Army business. And I'm waiting from an explanation.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44What were you in civilian life?

0:04:45 > 0:04:50- A lawyer. And I'm still waiting from an explanation.- Lawyer, huh?- Mmm.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- You've never driven cattle.- Hardly.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Hardly(!) Three months, Major.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Not ten days.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Three months staring into the rear end of those beeves,

0:05:01 > 0:05:07smelling their stink, choking on their dust, listening to their damned bellowing night and day.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I'm a reasonable man.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17If I weren't, I might go over to the other side and see how THEIR manners are.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19You'd do business with the Confederates?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24No.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Their money's no good.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36(Kelly. What's he doing?)

0:05:41 > 0:05:45If I'm not mistaken, someone's stealing my wine.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49GUNSHOTS

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I thought you were a soldier, not a sheriff!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55CATTLE MOO

0:05:59 > 0:06:02You like my wine, Paco?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Si, patron.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I like it if you do, eh?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09It cost 5 a bottle. That's 10 out of your pay.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12And since you're a generous man,

0:06:12 > 0:06:18- you're share the rest of it with your friends here. - THE OTHERS CHEER

0:06:18 > 0:06:22I don't understand you. I don't understand you at all.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24A thief should be punished.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Sanchez, we'll have dinner now.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30And take a few more bottles of wine out to our friends.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37He's a lonely thief, Steadman, trying to celebrate after a rough journey.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42He'll be happy to go home. They all will. And so will I.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I'm afraid you what be going home quite yet, Mr Kelly.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51There's been a change of orders. You're to take the cattle by rail to Virginia and deliver them

0:06:51 > 0:06:56to a plantation 30 miles south of Richmond. There's pasturage You'll be paid on arrival.

0:06:56 > 0:07:02- That's not in the agreement, Major. I was to bring the cattle and no further.- The war's in a new phase.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06We're concentrating on Richmond. When we take it, we've won.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I don't care who wins.

0:07:10 > 0:07:15If you want that herd in Virginia, it'll cost you 5 per head extra.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20I'm authorised to pay you 1 a head extra and not a penny more.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25That's not army beef yet, Major, not until I get paid off on my contract.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30The contract specifies... in rather small print, however...

0:07:30 > 0:07:36"Payment shall be made when the beef is delivered to the area deemed most urgent by the commanding general."

0:07:36 > 0:07:42Which, at the moment, is 30 miles south of Richmond. You're find that quite in order. I prepared it myself,

0:07:42 > 0:07:47even specifying the size of the print. Those steers are going east, Mr Kelly.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50TRAIN HORN HOOTS

0:07:51 > 0:07:53CATTLE BELLOW

0:07:54 > 0:07:58WORDS SLURRED: By Godfrey, that judge, he thought he had me licked.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03LICKED, Kelly. But he underestimated the man he was dealing with.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I hit that judge... I hit him...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10with a writ of cess...uary.

0:08:10 > 0:08:16It was a brilliant bolt out of the black, a tiger springing, a writ of certiorari!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Play cards, Steadman.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26COWBOYS WHISTLE AND WHOOP

0:08:44 > 0:08:47LOW WHISTLE Thousands of 'em.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Yeah, the boys in blue are gonna eat beef tonight.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01And tomorrow night and next month - till it's comin' outta their craws.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Maybe it's just our empty stomachs making us see what ain't there.

0:09:04 > 0:09:10Colonel, how about me going down and bringing back some proof? Just to make it official.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12My orders are to scout that herd.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Go ahead.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Just make sure the Yanks don't scout ME.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, Lord!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57This is always an embarrassing time.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01I'm sure you're handle it with your customary tact.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Take over, Captain.- Yes, sir.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Major Steadman, ma'am.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'm Charity Warwick.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23This is Alvarez Kelly, who brought the cattle here.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27I was ordered to arrange quarters for the two of you.

0:10:27 > 0:10:33Your men can camp in the field below the house. Mr Kelly, the grazing is best in the north pasture.

0:10:33 > 0:10:38You may eat in my dining room tonight, Major. From tomorrow you'll kindly make other arrangements.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43Er, Mrs Warwick, would you join us for dinner?

0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Nice try, Steadman, but I don't think you...- She's a LADY, Kelly.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55A great lady. One rarely has the privilege to meet such a...

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Mujer.- What does that mean?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Woman.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Pick up those strays!- I'll get 'em!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07HE WHISTLES Yah, yah!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Go get that meat!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22MURMUR OF LARGE CROWD

0:11:36 > 0:11:41- Sir?- Cleaton Warwick must be rolling around in his grave!

0:11:43 > 0:11:49I bet this is the first time his place has been lit up like that since...Manassas

0:11:49 > 0:11:54- Colonel, eat this while it's still hot.- That man who brought the cattle in...- Colonel, I promise you...

0:11:54 > 0:12:01That man really knew his business. Moved that herd like it was a column of infantry.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05That's prime beef, Johnny.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17And there's enough down there to feed a lot of people...

0:12:18 > 0:12:22..who haven't chewed on meat in a long, long time.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26..38, 39, 40.

0:12:26 > 0:12:31Now, with the £10,000 advance paid you in Mexico, that makes a grand total of 50,000.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34That completes our original contract.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Plus the...additional 2,500.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40If you're just sign here.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Buying beef at three dollars a head...- Two.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- ..and selling them for 20(!)- Not bad.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50It's outrageous.

0:12:50 > 0:12:56- I suppose now you're got to some nice, safe place and count your profits.- Spend it, Steadman,

0:12:56 > 0:12:57spend it and enjoy it.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01And when it's all gone, raise it again.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03You make it sound simple.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05It is, if you don't want it too bad.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Money, whiskey and women, your three deities. Tell me something, Mr Kelly.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Has it made you a happy man?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18No.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21But not as miserable a one as you.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Ah, Mrs Warwick.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Dinner is served, gentlemen.

0:13:32 > 0:13:39- How nice! You've changed your mind. - A lady's privilege.- Well, your privilege is our pleasure, ma'am.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I got hungry.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47..Driving thousands of half-wild animals across thousands of miles -

0:13:47 > 0:13:53to someone brought up in this part of the country, it seems almost impossible. I have such respect

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- for special knowledge. - It's nothing.- I hear you know how to charge for it.

0:13:57 > 0:14:03- Do you object to someone making money, Miss Charity? - In wartime? I think so.

0:14:03 > 0:14:09- Making money out of war, it's almost an act of nature. - Do you have any idea

0:14:09 > 0:14:11what a major's salary is?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I wasn't talking about that.

0:14:14 > 0:14:19But what about a colonel's salary? And the prestige afterward.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24- You're carry that rank into every courtroom for the rest of your life. - I didn't go to war for that.

0:14:24 > 0:14:29No, but you'll use it. Every man, in his own special way, takes care of number one.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- I don't admire men like that, Mr Kelly.- Mrs Warwick,

0:14:33 > 0:14:37if there were a kind of profit driven right into your own backyard,

0:14:37 > 0:14:40would there be any reason not to take advantage of it?

0:14:40 > 0:14:46- What d'you mean by that?- I would say it's a matter of the north pasture.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50The north p...? You're talking in riddles.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Do you, ma'am?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I don't understand.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01I was curious. When Mrs Warwick specified the north pasture,

0:15:01 > 0:15:04I wanted to know the reason why.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07The soil, Major, is overworked, dying

0:15:07 > 0:15:09for the lack of...fertiliser.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11But I still don't...

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Manure, Major.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I didn't know you were a farmer, Mr Kelly.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Oh, I was raised on a farm, my father's estancia in Texas.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Estancia. What a lovely word.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25So is caridad.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Charity.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33Yes, it was lovely. It was lovely and...big...

0:15:33 > 0:15:36open.

0:15:36 > 0:15:4150 families lived on it. My father was like a lord, like an Irish lord.

0:15:41 > 0:15:48Yet this virtuous Irish lord was not quite able to stop his son from turning pirate, was he, Mr Kelly(?)

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Make jokes, Steadman, about the war, about God and about me,

0:15:53 > 0:15:56but don't make jokes about my father.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03He was killed defending our home.

0:16:03 > 0:16:09The Mexican War, I think you called it. We had other names for the theft of a piece of our country.

0:16:09 > 0:16:16The officers wore the same uniform you have on, Major, only some of them now have changed it to grey.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18So I said, "Alvarez Kelly,

0:16:18 > 0:16:23"take what you can from either side. A small return for your birthright."

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Beg pardon, ma'am.

0:16:25 > 0:16:31- What is it, Lieutenant?- A guard stumbled across one of our drovers. Smashed in the face, unconscious.

0:16:31 > 0:16:37- We're 30 miles behind the lines! - They stopped to butcher a steer. - Where the hell were the sentries?

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Excuse me.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40All right, let's go.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49The poor major. He finds duty more fascinating than...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51pleasure.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Do you undress every woman you meet, Mr Kelly?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01There has to be some degree of beauty.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Then it's no special compliment.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Being a beautiful woman is compliment enough.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23From what you say about your father's...estancia,

0:17:23 > 0:17:27it must've been something like it was here before the war.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Very much like it.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33It might be interesting to buy some land around here.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39Not to help rebuild, though, not to LIVE. Just to buy cheap and sell dear.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42It's a nuisance to do it the other way around.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44You disappoint me, Mr Kelly.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49After what happened to your home, I'd think your sympathies would be with us.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54I have no sympathies, only instincts. And they shy away from losers.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59- I am overstaying my welcome. You must be tired.- You underestimate yourself, Mr Kelly.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Really.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Thank you for the evening.

0:18:07 > 0:18:12- How long since you've been with a woman, Mr Kelly?- Three months.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14A lifetime.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18My husband's been dead three years.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30< FOOTSTEP

0:18:35 > 0:18:37DOOR THUDS

0:18:51 > 0:18:54So there was someone under the bed all the time.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Hatcher - the money.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03I got just as many men outside.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- I warn you, I'm a Mexican national. - Doin' business with the Yanks.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- My privilege.- Greaser!

0:19:22 > 0:19:23The money.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Obliged, Mr Kelly.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Just how far would you have gone?

0:19:45 > 0:19:49You bastards could've waited a while longer.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Hatcher.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Good night, Charity.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55God bless.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Take care, Tom. God bless.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- God bless, Charity.- God bless.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, Mrs Warwick.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Good night and God bless.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20KNOCK AT DOOR

0:20:22 > 0:20:24LOUDER KNOCKS

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Yes?- Major Steadman.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yes, Major?

0:20:35 > 0:20:37You had visitors.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Old friends of mine.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Old, dear friends.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Why did they take Kelly? - For the money, wouldn't you say?

0:20:47 > 0:20:51They didn't have to kidnap him to get his money.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Perhaps they didn't want to shoot him in front of me.- Shoot him - shoot him for what?!

0:20:55 > 0:21:00Well, the way THEY see it, Mr Kelly committed an act of war against the Confederacy.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04- Of course, they're prejudiced. - Mrs Warwick...

0:21:05 > 0:21:09- ..did you know about this? - Of course, I saw it happen.

0:21:09 > 0:21:15- No, I mean beforehand. I mean aiding and abetting.- Oh, that difficult lawyer talk, Major!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Mr Kelly was certainly riled.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23HE CHUCKLES

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Alvarez Kelly hijacked by Rebel...

0:21:29 > 0:21:31You appreciate that, Major?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Mrs Warwick.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37HOOFBEATS

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Beaurider.- Yes, sir?- Get back to camp, fast as you can.- Yes, sir!

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- STRAIGHT back. We've had our enjoyment for the evening.- Yes, sir.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Turn 'em around, boys!

0:21:54 > 0:22:00- Now that that's over, would you mind telling me what that's all about? - Uh-uh. Not yet.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Get in.

0:22:05 > 0:22:11- Tell this ape to keep his hands off me.- Get IN.- I may choose not to. - You may choose to die, too.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16You would give up those pretty little stripes for that privilege, wouldn't you, Sergeant?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19As long as you knew my hands were tied(!)

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Rossiter, we both know you didn't bring me this far to shoot me.

0:22:23 > 0:22:28For some reason, you want me alive and in one piece.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Why?- You know, Mr Kelly, you talk too much. Get in.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I'd just like to tell you a little something.

0:22:41 > 0:22:47This river winds all the way to Richmond. Now, if I was to put you to sleep,

0:22:47 > 0:22:51you'd miss some of the prettiest scenery in all Virginia.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55Colonel, in my inside pocket - where my money used to be -

0:22:55 > 0:22:59there's a cigar. You could get it for me.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Or better yet... I could get it for myself.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Bust 'im, Colonel, sir!

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Make him shut his big mouth.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27A Confederate man-o'-war(?)

0:23:51 > 0:23:56Kelly, we've got to have that beef! The army and the whole South is starving.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- hat's your problem, not mine. - Damn it!

0:23:59 > 0:24:06- If hungry people don't mean anything to you, this should!- That already belongs to me.- We'll double it.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- In gold, Colonel?- Are you suggesting our currency is no good, sir?

0:24:12 > 0:24:17Shall I tell you what for? Colonel, I have to hand it to you. You're not just HALF mad.

0:24:17 > 0:24:23Now, how do you figure you're gonna get 2,500 head of cattle over Grant's lines? By balloon(?)

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Nope. We don't have that many balloons.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28All right, we can't get over 'em.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30But we can got around.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32We can make this big circle...

0:24:32 > 0:24:37come up BEHIND the plantation. All we have to do is shoo those cattle back the way we came.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Just...shoo them back(?) - That's right.

0:24:43 > 0:24:49You know there's a small army guarding those steers. How do you expect to get them without a fight?

0:24:49 > 0:24:55- I'll handle the military, you handle the herd.- Fair division.- Then you'll do it, Mr Kelly?- Mr Harrison,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58I intend to die in bed in the arms of a beautiful woman.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01We... We all share that wish, sir.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04I do not intend to die from a Yankee bullet.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06So I say to hell with it, Colonel.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10You're not walking out of here.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13This city's swarming with spies.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15And you know our plan.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Worth nothing. You couldn't even try it without me.

0:25:20 > 0:25:25# I never like to kiss I never like to kiss...

0:25:25 > 0:25:30# I never like to kiss more than one girl at a time... #

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Oh, look at the soldier-boy(!)

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Mornin'.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Morning.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Enjoying yourself?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Oh, yes.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48I like cockroaches with my soup.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51A speciality of the house. You about ready to leave?

0:25:51 > 0:25:56Not under YOUR terms. But I've got some advice for you, Colonel.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Yeah? What's that?

0:25:58 > 0:26:02Nobody's even gonna start to move that herd out without drovers -

0:26:02 > 0:26:06- like the kind I have. - My Comanches can handle it.- Cavalry?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Top riders, formed under Jeb Stuart.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Any Texans among them? Cowhands?

0:26:11 > 0:26:17They're Virginians, and there's no damn thing anyone can do on a horse that they can't match.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21No, except maybe drive a cow out of a closet.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Takes a long time to train a drover.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Jailer! Open up.

0:26:31 > 0:26:36Mr Kelly, your education's been sadly neglected

0:26:37 > 0:26:39LOUD YELLS

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Well?

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Not bad.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53But you're not charging the enemy.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56You're pushing cattle.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00- And for that, you need trained cowboys.- Now, look! - These is warhorses, mister.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04I reckon they can handle them little old cows.

0:27:04 > 0:27:10All right, Lieutenant, why don't you take your warhorses and push those little old cows to the back corral?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Your permission, Colonel?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Come on, cow, git!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26MEN CHEER AND YELL

0:27:26 > 0:27:31Come on, cow, get in there! You darn fool cow - get in there!

0:27:31 > 0:27:33GO ON! GET IN THERE! Damn it!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36You darn fool cow, get in there!

0:27:36 > 0:27:37CATTLE MOO

0:27:38 > 0:27:43- Colonel, where the hell did you get these cows?- Move 'em out!

0:27:45 > 0:27:49Go on, get outta here, get outta here!

0:27:54 > 0:27:56MEN CHEER AND JEER

0:28:00 > 0:28:02TRUMPETING BELLOW

0:28:03 > 0:28:05All right, you darn fool cow!

0:28:10 > 0:28:12MEN FALL SILENT

0:28:13 > 0:28:15THEY YELL

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Sound retreat!

0:28:50 > 0:28:54- What's that, sir? - I said sound retreat!- Yes, sir.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Close the gate!

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Get those cattle, go on! Get after them.

0:29:14 > 0:29:15Now, listen.

0:29:15 > 0:29:20There are 2,500 head of Mexican range-bred steers on that plantation -

0:29:20 > 0:29:27- stupid, temperamental and a lot more vicious then anything here.- All right, so we got plenty to learn.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31But you can train us.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35Damn you, Kelly! You're gonna train us!

0:29:37 > 0:29:38Back to jail.

0:29:50 > 0:29:55- Are you coming in or am I going out? - General Lee has approved the raid.

0:29:55 > 0:29:59That makes you the only missing link.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01Missing's the word.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11That's a lot of cash to carry around, Colonel. be safer in a bank.

0:30:11 > 0:30:15I'll give you permission to open an account in m...

0:30:20 > 0:30:24They'll be butchering and eating that herd before long.

0:30:24 > 0:30:29I figure you got no more than ten days to get us ready.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Burn it all!

0:30:38 > 0:30:40Ten days before we start.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44God deliver me from dedicated men(!)

0:30:53 > 0:30:54CLICK

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Ten days.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12You used to have ten fingers. Now you got nine.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Tomorrow, you'll have eight.

0:31:14 > 0:31:20You stay stubborn the day after that, you'll have seven. The day after that...

0:31:20 > 0:31:22It's up to you.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26You decide whether you wanna end up with a pair of stumps

0:31:26 > 0:31:29or lend us your talent.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38YOU decide.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40..Get a doctor.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52OK, get those back. Get 'em together.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55He drives hard,

0:31:55 > 0:31:57I'm glad to say.

0:31:57 > 0:32:01Don't split 'em up! Slow down, there, take it easy with 'em!

0:32:01 > 0:32:06I deplore what happened, Colonel. However, under the circumstances...

0:32:06 > 0:32:08It was necessary.

0:32:08 > 0:32:12Still, there's a time for sandpaper and a time for silk.

0:32:12 > 0:32:17From now on, I think we'd be wise to cater to his tastes.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20I wanna borrow a hat.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Tool of the trade.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23Will mine do?

0:32:24 > 0:32:31Oh, Mr Kelly. I'd be honoured if you'd accept the hospitality of my home for the remainder of your visit.

0:32:31 > 0:32:36I believe you'd find the accommodations more cheerful than your present quarters.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38- And the bourbon?- More plentiful.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45You gentlemen have a way of making it hard for me to refuse.

0:32:46 > 0:32:47Who am I?

0:32:47 > 0:32:51You're a rich land speculator looking for bargains.

0:32:51 > 0:32:56Seems to me I heard you mention something like that.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Recently.

0:32:58 > 0:33:03- Satisfactory?- Yes. Yes, that'll go down well with anyone who's curious.

0:33:03 > 0:33:08As a matter of fact, Mrs Harrison is having a soiree next week. Nothing pretentious, of course.

0:33:08 > 0:33:12Oh, certainly not. Not in starving Richmond(!)

0:33:12 > 0:33:18- I can't offer you a clean shirt, but we'll take care of the one you've got.- That's thoughtful.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22..OK, now watch this...

0:33:29 > 0:33:32When he moves to your house...

0:33:33 > 0:33:35..one of my men goes with him.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37Naturally.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Oh, Mr Kelly, I couldn't.

0:33:48 > 0:33:52I'd love to, but I just couldn't. I'm spoken for.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56- Loudly?- By a sea-farin' monster who could shrivel a girl right up!- Oh?

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Where's he?

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Very impressive.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15Er, since you and I are only going to be friends...

0:34:15 > 0:34:19- I think it's only fair that you turn me over to her.- Liz Pickering?

0:34:19 > 0:34:23- You're really runnin' in luck tonight.- Married?- Engaged.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26It's not the same, is it?

0:34:31 > 0:34:37- I'll bet you could tell me if you really wanted to.- Uh-uh! Military secret.- Damn the military

0:34:37 > 0:34:39- and damn their secrets.- Come on.

0:34:45 > 0:34:49- I suppose it's very dangerous, of course?- Not as dangerous as you.

0:34:49 > 0:34:54The way you look tonight, you could start pandemonium in the streets.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57And that perfume!

0:34:59 > 0:35:01But you do prefer a horse-sweat.

0:35:01 > 0:35:05- Uh-oh(!)- Oh, Tommy, I'm sorry, but I see you so seldom.

0:35:05 > 0:35:10You know, that's what I hate most about the Yanks. They keep us apart.

0:35:10 > 0:35:15- Hmm...I understand married officers have more leave than single ones. - Mm-hmm(!)

0:35:15 > 0:35:21- But what if one of those nasty ol' Yanks threw a speck o' dust in my other eye?- Oh-h!- How would you look

0:35:21 > 0:35:27- leading a blind man down the street? - Probably as foolish as you sound talking about it.- Thank you, ma'am.

0:35:38 > 0:35:39Who is he?

0:35:39 > 0:35:42Rich businessman from Mexico.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Friend of the Harrisons.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46But not a friend of yours.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47..No.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50Tom, what's the matter?

0:35:50 > 0:35:52I don't know.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55I guess the war's the matter.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Oh, the war's the matter with all of us.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06Mr Kelly, this is Captain Angus Ferguson of Glasgow

0:36:06 > 0:36:08- Captain.- Isn't he magnificent?

0:36:08 > 0:36:13Oh! Oh, it's good when they adore you, especially when they're half yer age.

0:36:13 > 0:36:19Or d'ye think it could be, Mr Kelly, the wee gifties are bringin' in the ship? The French perfumes

0:36:19 > 0:36:25- and the silk nighties?- Let's dance! - Oh, come on, lass, I'm no use in a ballroom. There are many stout lads

0:36:25 > 0:36:31- to stretch your muscles.- If you don't put your arm around me this minute, I'll take you up on it.- Well,

0:36:31 > 0:36:36- I'll dance the whole night through with ye...in my rooms at the Spottiswood Hotel.- Angus, you devil!

0:36:38 > 0:36:43No use telling her it's my farewell night, is there? Not till morning.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47Which one of you would help me make an old sea-dog jealous?

0:36:47 > 0:36:51- Tom.- What?- Rank does have its responsibilities.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Go ahead, darling.

0:36:55 > 0:36:59..And so I weigh anchor tomorrow evening, courtesy of Secretary Harrison,

0:36:59 > 0:37:05after four months' wait and a good deal more effort than a Scotsman cares to spend.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08For mercy's sake, no, Mr Kelly!

0:37:08 > 0:37:11That stuff would distemper a whale.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Here, you take a taste o' this.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Blessed nectar from Scotland.

0:37:15 > 0:37:21- Would you believe it, sir, there are a thousand barrels of that aboard my ship?- Sounds like paradise.- Aye...

0:37:21 > 0:37:27- I was commissioned to run it here, but found, och...- Confederate money isn't worth a match to burn it with.

0:37:27 > 0:37:33Aye. So I'll take it up to New York. Heavens, Mr Kelly. Don't tell me the currency there is still wampum(?)

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Mr Kelly, you've my flask!

0:37:42 > 0:37:45If I may suggest, Miss Pickering, the punch is pale.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49- This will improve the colour.- You're gallant enough to be a Virginian.

0:37:49 > 0:37:53And your beauty goes beyond the bounds of geography.

0:37:53 > 0:37:59- I'm Alvarez Kelly. - And you've learned MY name and a few particulars.- Only one.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- You short-changed yourself. - You could remedy that.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Are you any kind of gambler, Kelly?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11I've lost my last few bets.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Will you come to my house later?

0:38:15 > 0:38:19I need some advice. It can't very well be given here.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25- What time?- Midnight.

0:38:25 > 0:38:29Number 19 Royale Street. Make sure there's no carriage outside.

0:38:29 > 0:38:33Why, Mr Kelly, whatever happened to your hand?!

0:38:34 > 0:38:36One of the bets I lost.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40Darling, I think he's rather charming.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Yeah(!)

0:38:44 > 0:38:48- You understand.- Playing with fire, aren't you, lad?

0:38:48 > 0:38:50It's not my house.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03CORK POPS SOFTLY

0:39:11 > 0:39:17Now, follow me. With all of the beautiful women that were here tonight...

0:39:17 > 0:39:21Well, the result is, I don't feel much like sleeping.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Do you know what I mean?

0:39:25 > 0:39:26I, er...

0:39:26 > 0:39:30I don't know how to put it to your delicate ears, but in Richmond...

0:39:32 > 0:39:34(there must be a house of joy.)

0:39:36 > 0:39:38Mm, there's a few.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41Now, let me guess what your orders were.

0:39:41 > 0:39:46"Let him do what he wants, but don't let him out of your sight." Right?

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Mm-hmm.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53Let's be off, two men of the world.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09You even seen him before?

0:40:10 > 0:40:12No. But I wish I had.

0:40:18 > 0:40:24You know, Kelly, you might not like these women. I understand Mexicans like their women...fat and dumpy.

0:40:24 > 0:40:29- Relax, Hatcher. You can't make me angry tonight. - What part of Mexico, Amigo?

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Durango, amigo.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34SOFT MUSIC PLAYS

0:40:36 > 0:40:39- You lonely?- Not really.

0:40:41 > 0:40:42Friendly?

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Not very.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46Thirsty?

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Not especially.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51You're the one I want.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54A bottle of your best wine!

0:41:00 > 0:41:04- Hatcher, this is where I draw the line.- I'll wait.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06It may take all night.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Shall I take it off?

0:41:29 > 0:41:30The wedding ring.

0:41:30 > 0:41:34Some like it on, some like it off. You men are peculiar.

0:41:40 > 0:41:46- What do you do in case of fire?- I... I don't know - we never had one.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51Suppose you had one right now.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56- Oh, there's a window with a big old wisteria right by it.- Show me.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Now, look. I want you to stay here all night...

0:42:18 > 0:42:20..and improve your mind.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Your body's already perfect.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27KNOCK AT DOOR

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Come in, sir.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39Miss Pickering will be down in a minute, sir.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01This is my Japanese room - uncluttered.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Does she have to stay here?

0:43:08 > 0:43:11You can go to bed now, Ellie.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Why, Kelly, whatever are you thinking of?

0:43:21 > 0:43:26I was thinking there might be some chimney-sweeps up there

0:43:26 > 0:43:28in grey uniforms.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31I've grown to expect anything from southern belles.

0:43:31 > 0:43:35I'm not a southern belle. I'm Miss Pickering.

0:43:35 > 0:43:39This house was something quite special in its day.

0:43:39 > 0:43:44I'm sorry you couldn't have seen it. There used to be a lovely miniature over the mantel.

0:43:44 > 0:43:50- Until last week. It paid for the gown I wore this evening.- I don't know why you asked me here,

0:43:50 > 0:43:53- but it was not to pity you.- Hardly.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56Pity is the REAL empty room I despise.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02I amuse you, Kelly.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05It's too early to tell.

0:44:05 > 0:44:12Well, we're getting older by the minute. Wouldn't you like to drink that where it's more comfortable?

0:44:17 > 0:44:21Whatever you're friend's got, he ought to market it, eh?

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Well, good night, Joan.

0:44:24 > 0:44:29- Wherever did you get wine at this time of night?- "Ask me no questions."

0:44:29 > 0:44:34I haven't tasted anything so good since the beginning of the war.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37You should've seen that too, Kelly.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39It was grand.

0:44:39 > 0:44:44That was the year Tom Rossiter and I became engaged. The year the boys went off singing.

0:44:44 > 0:44:50I begged Tommy to marry me. It wasn't very ladylike, of course, but I begged him. I loved him so much.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53Ah-h-h...but he was noble.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57He had principle. Said he couldn't risk leaving me a widow.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01Second or third year,

0:45:01 > 0:45:03the singing somehow stopped.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06I still wanted Tommy to marry me.

0:45:06 > 0:45:10I mean, he'd lost an eye by then, but that didn't matter.

0:45:10 > 0:45:15He was nobler than ever. Said it might be an arm next, or a leg.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Those were the years of frustration.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23Then tonight...

0:45:23 > 0:45:27Tonight I realised what he feared the most.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29Losing his sight.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37Tom Rossiter's right.

0:45:37 > 0:45:41I couldn't STAND to live with half a man.

0:45:41 > 0:45:45Ah, Kelly, it must be some hideous failing in me.

0:45:45 > 0:45:50I'm so sick and tired to death of all the fighting and killing

0:45:50 > 0:45:54and trying to be brave and patient over a lost cause.

0:45:56 > 0:45:59So then we come to the fourth year.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01The year of temptation.

0:46:17 > 0:46:21Thank God you're not another one of those honourable men!

0:46:21 > 0:46:25I've spent my life surrounded by honourable men.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28Enjoying myself is one of my weaknesses.

0:46:28 > 0:46:33Oh, I guess people like us have our own kind of honour.

0:46:39 > 0:46:43It's not your advice I want, Kelly, it's your money.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50House mortgaged?

0:46:50 > 0:46:52I've been asked to vacate.

0:46:52 > 0:46:53Any other assets?

0:46:55 > 0:47:01- Myself.- To buy another dress(?) - I want you to help me get out of Richmond.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06At the moment, impossible.

0:47:06 > 0:47:12- Nothing's impossible for you, Kelly, not if you really...- The minute the good Colonel found I was missing,

0:47:12 > 0:47:17- he'd send a regiment after me. I wouldn't make it to the city limits.- Tom and you...?

0:47:17 > 0:47:21Then you're not what you're supposed to be.

0:47:21 > 0:47:22Who is?

0:47:22 > 0:47:24Then why did you come here tonight?

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Oh, many reasons.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Mainly because you were his girl.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Only now I find out you're not.

0:47:39 > 0:47:44If I could manage something for you, would you be willing to go anywhere?

0:47:44 > 0:47:46Anywhere.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48There's a chance...

0:47:49 > 0:47:51..just a chance.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Then you WILL try?

0:47:54 > 0:47:57Yes, I'll try.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Kelly, I think we ought to drink to that.

0:47:59 > 0:48:03I think we should. I promised a friend that...

0:48:03 > 0:48:06this might take all night.

0:48:06 > 0:48:10I wouldn't make a liar out of you for anything in the world.

0:48:15 > 0:48:18Now, the main thing to remember is that...

0:48:18 > 0:48:20cattle are like women.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22Sometimes you have to be firm with 'em,

0:48:22 > 0:48:24sometimes you have to be gentle.

0:48:24 > 0:48:29And sometimes you have to give them a slap on the rump.

0:48:29 > 0:48:30Your pistol, Captain.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41BULLET MAKES METAL RING OUT

0:48:41 > 0:48:46That's just a reminder that the sound of gunfire spooks cattle -

0:48:46 > 0:48:50a sound that's practically guaranteed on our venture.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55OK, now start singing, Captain.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57That's right, sing.

0:48:57 > 0:49:03- Music's the best medicine in the world for scared animals.- Now, look here, mister...- The man said sing!

0:49:03 > 0:49:05Yes, sir!

0:49:05 > 0:49:08LOUD AND CLEAR!

0:49:08 > 0:49:12# I wish I was in the land of cotton... #

0:49:12 > 0:49:14MEN JOIN IN

0:49:14 > 0:49:19# ..Look away, look away Look away, Dixie land...! #

0:49:21 > 0:49:23You, Hatcher, out there and sing.

0:49:25 > 0:49:28For the want of one voice, the battle could be lost.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Sing.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34- Damn it, SING!- Colonel...!

0:49:36 > 0:49:38# I wish I was in the land of cotton... #

0:49:44 > 0:49:48You know... I keep wondering why you came back to us

0:49:48 > 0:49:51after slipping away from Hatcher.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53I have a commitment.

0:49:53 > 0:49:54Uh-huh(!)

0:49:54 > 0:49:58I don't suppose you'd care to say where you went?

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Uh-uh. Not yet.

0:50:10 > 0:50:14- Morning, sir.- Morning! Are you developing a new weapon, Tom?

0:50:14 > 0:50:17- Trying to scare the Yanks to death? - His idea.

0:50:17 > 0:50:22- I hope those wailing banshees are ready, Mr Kelly.- Yes, sir, they're ready. We move tonight as scheduled.

0:50:22 > 0:50:28- I know YOUR opinion. I want his. What about it? Can they manage the herd? - If the colonel would keep after 'em

0:50:28 > 0:50:34- so that the men sing on key...- You know, you're beginning to annoy me, Mr Kelly.- To the point of refusing

0:50:34 > 0:50:40- my professional services?- Mr Kelly, I'd give you the Richmond Symphony if they weren't already in the army.

0:50:40 > 0:50:46Polish up your contraltos, Tom, and I'll notify General Lee's headquarters you're set to go.

0:50:49 > 0:50:52Carry on. I'm going back to town.

0:50:52 > 0:50:57Nothing like a bath, a bite to eat and a bottle of whiskey before battle.

0:51:14 > 0:51:20- Reception.- Yes, sir?- My name is Kelly, Capt Ferguson was expecting me. Would you tell him...

0:51:20 > 0:51:23- I'm in the dining room?- I shall attend to that, Mr Kelly.

0:51:23 > 0:51:25LOUD CHIME

0:51:45 > 0:51:47I'd like a double whiskey.

0:51:47 > 0:51:50Oh, make that two - one for the captain.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52Ah, Mr Kelly.

0:51:52 > 0:51:58- I hope I didn't disturb you.- No, not at all. I was just packing my gear.

0:51:58 > 0:52:02- Getting ready to shove off? - Aye, that I am. At nightfall.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Now, what can I do for you?

0:52:06 > 0:52:09Book a passenger. A lady.

0:52:10 > 0:52:15- Anyone I might happen to know? - Beside the point.- And yourself?

0:52:19 > 0:52:20No.

0:52:21 > 0:52:26Well, the Athena is a braw ship, but she's tiny. I don't think...

0:52:28 > 0:52:30Ah.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Two thousand?

0:52:35 > 0:52:39Well, on the other hand, I am a man with no contempt for money at all.

0:52:39 > 0:52:44And the advantage of being able to tell a beautiful lady magnificent lies all the way to New York.

0:52:48 > 0:52:5019 Royale Street.

0:52:50 > 0:52:54- She'll be waiting. - Alone, mind. No maidservants.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55Alone.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58Ahem!

0:53:03 > 0:53:05With maidservant.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12Bon voyage, Captain.

0:53:14 > 0:53:17And good luck to you, Mr Kelly.

0:53:28 > 0:53:30It's done.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33And you halfway wish it weren't.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35You're scared.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38And if you weren't a very proud person and in a public place,

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- you'd be crying.- Like a baby.

0:53:41 > 0:53:46It's quite a gamble. You don't have to go through with it.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48Oh, yes, I do.

0:53:48 > 0:53:52Where I'm going, I don't know what'll become of me.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55But if I stay here, I know damn well what I'll become.

0:53:55 > 0:54:02No girl as pretty or as passionate as you has a right to have such an honest mind.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05Kelly, what I wouldn't give to have you along.

0:54:07 > 0:54:11If it's any comfort, I would've booked passage, only...

0:54:11 > 0:54:13Only what?

0:54:15 > 0:54:19Outside in the courtyard, there's a bloodhound. Rossiter's.

0:54:19 > 0:54:24He can't see you, but don't turn. When I leave here, he'll follow me

0:54:24 > 0:54:26and I'll let him chase me up a tree.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29You stay for a while and then leave.

0:54:31 > 0:54:37- Kelly, I've used you. Forgive me for that.- There's nothing to forgive.

0:54:37 > 0:54:43And as for using me, it seems to be the national pastime of the Confederate States of America.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46Goodbye, Liz.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50What a ridiculous way to say goodbye.

0:54:50 > 0:54:54Perhaps that's why we'll remember it longer.

0:54:54 > 0:54:58Goodbye, Kelly. I'll be throwing you kisses from the rail tonight.

0:55:16 > 0:55:20Yes, as I say, I recognised the man with him

0:55:20 > 0:55:24as one of Rossiter's Comanches when the two of them entered the bordello.

0:55:26 > 0:55:30Oh...I don't avail myself of its services, you understand, General.

0:55:30 > 0:55:37- But you would be amazed at how much information one...- Get along with it! - ..Y-Yes, sir. Well, this morning...

0:55:37 > 0:55:44Ear to the ground, I learned from one of Harrison's servants that Kelly had been spending his days

0:55:44 > 0:55:48at the Comanche camp. And this afternoon, my vigilance paid off.

0:55:48 > 0:55:53This afternoon, gentlemen, he made contact with one Captain Ferguson,

0:55:53 > 0:55:55a well-known blockade-runner.

0:55:55 > 0:55:59Well, gentlemen, need I spell it out?

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Well, if it's not asking too much.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03No, sir, not at all.

0:56:03 > 0:56:06He is not looking for cheap land, as he pretends.

0:56:06 > 0:56:09No, gentlemen! Alvarez Kelly...

0:56:09 > 0:56:14..is planning to import herds of Mexican beef into the Southern States by sea!

0:56:16 > 0:56:19- McIntyre,, how long have you been in this business?- Four years, General.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21Too long.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23I-I beg your pardon, sir?

0:56:23 > 0:56:27Your theory is idiotic. Dismissed.

0:56:27 > 0:56:28What's that?

0:56:28 > 0:56:30I said you're dismissed!

0:56:30 > 0:56:31OUT!

0:56:33 > 0:56:35As you wish, sir.

0:56:42 > 0:56:45- DOOR SLAMS - An amusing picture -

0:56:45 > 0:56:49a boatload of seasick cows standing with their heads over the rail.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51POLITE LAUGHTER

0:56:53 > 0:56:56- Not priceless, Steadman?- Yes, sir.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58But you're troubled.

0:56:58 > 0:57:03Sir... I think there's something in what McIntyre was saying.

0:57:03 > 0:57:05Shipping cows from Mexico?

0:57:05 > 0:57:08No, sir, cattle closer to home.

0:57:08 > 0:57:12Hmm. Are we being exposed to the legal mind at work, Major?

0:57:12 > 0:57:17- It's Kelly, spending all that time with Rossiter and his men. - Major, are you suggesting

0:57:17 > 0:57:21Kelly and Rossiter are concocting a scheme to steal your herd?

0:57:25 > 0:57:26Yes, sir.

0:57:27 > 0:57:30Grant has an army around Richmond.

0:57:32 > 0:57:35Rossiter has to get his cavalry out and the cattle in.

0:57:38 > 0:57:40Now, plead your case.

0:57:46 > 0:57:49Anything else, Major?

0:57:49 > 0:57:53Sir, request the general assign me additional troops.

0:57:53 > 0:57:56Major, if anyone tries to steal a single one of your precious cows,

0:57:56 > 0:58:01- just telegraph me. I promise to come a-running. - MEN LAUGH

0:58:06 > 0:58:09Get the officers in here.

0:58:09 > 0:58:11BUGLE SOUNDS OUTSIDE

0:58:11 > 0:58:13COLONEL Kelly will stay with me(!)

0:58:15 > 0:58:18Colonel, huh?

0:58:18 > 0:58:20I just made you...

0:58:20 > 0:58:24lieutenant-colonel for the period of the raid.

0:58:24 > 0:58:30- Aren't you taking an awful risk, giving me that kind of authority? - Well, when we get those cattle,

0:58:30 > 0:58:32I'll need you to crack the whip.

0:58:32 > 0:58:35SHIP'S HOOTER SOUNDS

0:58:36 > 0:58:38ROSSITER SNORTS AND CACKLES

0:58:41 > 0:58:43You want to share the fun?

0:58:43 > 0:58:47Well, I doubt... I doubt that you'd appreciate it!

0:58:47 > 0:58:49- HE GIGGLES - I like to laugh.

0:58:49 > 0:58:55- Yeah, I know you do.- Of course, this hare-brained scheme of yours is enough to make any man giddy.

0:58:55 > 0:58:58It's not MY scheme making you giddy.

0:58:59 > 0:59:01It's YOURS.

0:59:02 > 0:59:06- How many guesses do I get? - You don't need any.

0:59:06 > 0:59:11That's mighty proud o' you, though, not to try to shake Hatcher off a second time.

0:59:12 > 0:59:14< HE LAUGHS LOUDLY

0:59:14 > 0:59:18Oh...I wouldn't do a foolish thing like that.

0:59:18 > 0:59:20No, I bet you wouldn't.

0:59:20 > 0:59:22My-y-y goodness!

0:59:22 > 0:59:24Parting with all that money

0:59:24 > 0:59:26for nothing.

0:59:26 > 0:59:29- HE TUTS - It's a pity,

0:59:29 > 0:59:32considering what money means to you.

0:59:35 > 0:59:39- I think it went for a good purpose. - Oh, I'm sure o' that.

0:59:39 > 0:59:44I can just see Ferguson donating it to a fund for needy Scotchmen!

0:59:48 > 0:59:53- Ah, you don't know how funny that is.- It's too late now, Kelly.- It is?

0:59:53 > 0:59:55Your ship has sailed!

0:59:55 > 0:59:58- I imagine it has. - Didn't take you with him!

1:00:02 > 1:00:04No, but he took Liz.

1:00:07 > 1:00:08What?

1:00:08 > 1:00:11I said, he took your girl.

1:00:19 > 1:00:22- Now, how many...guesses do- I- get?

1:00:32 > 1:00:35You went to Royale Street, didn't you?

1:00:37 > 1:00:39That money to Ferguson...

1:00:41 > 1:00:44for HER passage...not yours.

1:00:58 > 1:01:00Damn you, Kelly - why?!

1:01:02 > 1:01:06Let's just say I was getting even with someone for...

1:01:06 > 1:01:07shooting a finger off.

1:01:07 > 1:01:13- I don't know how Liz could have anything to do with a bastard like you!- Listen, you silly ass,

1:01:13 > 1:01:19she's a female, not a crinolined saint! If you'd been as intent on pleasing her as serving the cause,

1:01:19 > 1:01:21she'd still be with you.

1:01:21 > 1:01:23Did you...please her, Kelly?

1:01:25 > 1:01:28I've got some advice for you, Rossiter.

1:01:29 > 1:01:31Just close the book on this one.

1:01:31 > 1:01:34Yeah, I think I'll just do that.

1:01:34 > 1:01:36- I'll close it!- Colonel!

1:01:36 > 1:01:37Reporting as ordered, sir.

1:01:40 > 1:01:43All right, gather round.

1:01:54 > 1:02:01I don't have to tell you, the tricky business is to get past Grant's line. We'll way swing out around it.

1:02:01 > 1:02:04Fewer sentries. We'll head for Grant's back door

1:02:04 > 1:02:08through Blackwater Swamp, about a 50-mile route.

1:02:08 > 1:02:14- Now, if we can get...- Colonel. Pardon me, sir. Are you saying we'll plough through Blackwater?

1:02:14 > 1:02:20- It's one big devil of a swamp.- That's my gamble. Nobody'll expect us cos nobody would believe we could cross.

1:02:20 > 1:02:25So if we can get to the plantation by tomorrow night, we'll hide till dawn,

1:02:25 > 1:02:28take care of whatever Yanks are there

1:02:28 > 1:02:30- and then...- I crack the whip.

1:02:32 > 1:02:34It's what I'm here for, isn't it?

1:02:36 > 1:02:41..cavalry under General Hampton will cover our flank on the return.

1:02:41 > 1:02:46General Lee's ordered a diversionary attack to hold the enemy's attention.

1:02:46 > 1:02:47His artillery's our sig...

1:02:47 > 1:02:50HEAVY ARTILLERY BOOMS

1:02:50 > 1:02:52That's it. that's Lee's artillery.

1:02:52 > 1:02:55Our signal to ride. Let's go.

1:02:57 > 1:03:00Bugler, call the men! BUGLE SOUNDS

1:03:00 > 1:03:03Colonel Kelly...

1:03:08 > 1:03:11ARTILLERY THUNDERS MEN SHOUT ORDERS

1:03:13 > 1:03:15..that book's not closed

1:03:15 > 1:03:17yet.

1:03:18 > 1:03:20FORWARD! >

1:03:30 > 1:03:33If anything happens to me,

1:03:33 > 1:03:35- kill him.- Yes, SIR.

1:04:15 > 1:04:17- Ha-alt!- HA-A-ALT!

1:04:21 > 1:04:25- Beaurider?- Yes, sir.- Ride across, try it.- Yes, sir.

1:04:48 > 1:04:50Old friends are the fairest(!)

1:04:50 > 1:04:54Colonel Rossiter detailed me as your aide.

1:04:55 > 1:04:57Aide, huh?

1:04:58 > 1:05:00Light.

1:05:15 > 1:05:17Next time, remember...

1:05:17 > 1:05:19never put the flame to the cigar.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21A half an inch under.

1:05:21 > 1:05:25You can learn about things like that...in your spare time

1:05:25 > 1:05:27while polishing my boots.

1:05:33 > 1:05:36- It's fine, sir.- All right.

1:05:36 > 1:05:38- Take 'em across.- Yes, sir.

1:05:38 > 1:05:42TROOP...FORWARD...HO!

1:05:47 > 1:05:50TIMBERS CREAK

1:05:56 > 1:05:57LOUD CREAKS

1:06:02 > 1:06:06Colonel, our luck's holding out. That bridge is sound as a bell.

1:06:06 > 1:06:10- I don't think so. - Well, they're crossin' it.

1:06:10 > 1:06:14Well-trained cavalrymen - slow their horses down and spread out.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16What are you trying to say?

1:06:16 > 1:06:21Well, you ought to know that cattle don't spread out. They jam together.

1:06:21 > 1:06:25And when they do, they'll outweigh your horses ten to one.

1:06:25 > 1:06:29This thing will come apart before the first steer hits the other side.

1:06:31 > 1:06:36- Williams.- Yes, sir?- How long will it take you to shore up this bridge?

1:06:36 > 1:06:40- I'd say the rest of today and most of tomorrow.- You got till midnight!

1:06:40 > 1:06:42Yes, sir!

1:06:45 > 1:06:47Obliged, Mr Kelly,

1:06:47 > 1:06:51for being so...considerate of our problem.

1:06:51 > 1:06:53My problem too.

1:06:53 > 1:06:56I want to get KELLY across.

1:06:57 > 1:06:59Yeah.

1:07:07 > 1:07:08Move it!

1:07:28 > 1:07:30< TIMBER!

1:10:04 > 1:10:05Uh-uh.

1:10:09 > 1:10:13- Will it be finished by midnight? - No, sir, we can't.

1:10:13 > 1:10:17- But we will.- All right. Bring up the column then. Farrow will meet you

1:10:17 > 1:10:23- with word of the Yanks guarding the cattle. If I'm in trouble, you take command. AND the herd.- Yes, sir.

1:10:23 > 1:10:24LET'S GO!

1:10:31 > 1:10:35- Is this the best way you could pick?!- Yup. The best.

1:10:35 > 1:10:38Cos it's the most improbable.

1:10:38 > 1:10:44Can you drive the cattle through here? A solid spine about 50 yards wide - Yanks know nothing about it.

1:10:46 > 1:10:49- If we keep the herd tight. - That's YOUR job.

1:11:00 > 1:11:02Farrow. Beaurider.

1:11:05 > 1:11:09- Hatcher.- Yes, sir.- Just make sure you get there before dawn.

1:11:09 > 1:11:11Come on.

1:11:21 > 1:11:25- Don't you even get tired of being a chaperone?- Nope.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27I like it.

1:11:27 > 1:11:29You know why?

1:11:29 > 1:11:31Tell me.

1:11:31 > 1:11:34I figure you might try it once more.

1:11:35 > 1:11:41You do that, Kelly, any time you want to. Just feel free.

1:11:41 > 1:11:43< APPROACHING HOOFBEATS

1:12:03 > 1:12:05SOFT WHISTLE

1:12:06 > 1:12:08HE WHISPERS

1:12:22 > 1:12:25We haven't been in this place for years.

1:12:25 > 1:12:29When Charity and I were kids, we used to sneak down here,

1:12:29 > 1:12:30steal fruit.

1:12:38 > 1:12:40WOOD SCRATCHES

1:12:51 > 1:12:55(When I get over there, pick up a cone and throw it...)

1:12:55 > 1:12:57WHISPER INAUDIBLE

1:13:11 > 1:13:13SOFT THUMP

1:13:22 > 1:13:24LOUD GRUNT

1:13:26 > 1:13:28Go on.

1:13:48 > 1:13:50Hatcher! Wait for me!

1:14:09 > 1:14:11I'll take that.

1:14:13 > 1:14:14Not even you...

1:14:14 > 1:14:17would shoot this close in.

1:14:25 > 1:14:28(Hurry up!)

1:14:28 > 1:14:32- How many men?- 200 at the very least. Any idea what regiment they are?

1:14:32 > 1:14:38- Pennsylvania 12th, and they're proud of it.- We fought them in the wilderness, Colonel, remember?

1:14:38 > 1:14:44- They have the new repeating-rifles. - Yeah. ..Where do they bunk? - They camp by the old corral.

1:14:44 > 1:14:46The old corral... ..Farrow!

1:14:48 > 1:14:50Charity...

1:14:50 > 1:14:54- Apple core...- Baltimore. - Who's your friend...?

1:14:54 > 1:14:56Tom.

1:14:56 > 1:15:02- Now, where's Steadman? - At the overseer's cottage. - A telegraph line?- At the cottage.

1:15:02 > 1:15:08Cut it - as far from the cottage as you can. ..Obliged, Charity. You've done your homework real well.

1:15:08 > 1:15:10Come on.

1:15:13 > 1:15:15DOOR CREAKS

1:15:31 > 1:15:33THUD >

1:15:36 > 1:15:39- Hatcher?- Yup.- Come on.

1:15:51 > 1:15:55I hate to see loose guns lying around.

1:15:55 > 1:15:57I'm glad you've got it.

1:15:57 > 1:15:59HAMMER CLICKS

1:15:59 > 1:16:03It'll make me feel better when I blow your guts out.

1:16:03 > 1:16:06When you do, you'd better be faster than these clowns...

1:16:06 > 1:16:09- Leave it! - You could make me a Yankee hero(!)

1:16:15 > 1:16:19He was near the fence, Major. We ordered him to halt. He ran.

1:16:23 > 1:16:27- Should we notify General Kautz? - And tell him what?- A spy.

1:16:27 > 1:16:33One man(?) Unless we can produce the whole of their cavalry, he'll just have himself another laugh. Corporal,

1:16:33 > 1:16:35- get the servants.- Yes, sir.

1:16:39 > 1:16:41- Beaurider.- Prisoner?

1:16:41 > 1:16:43He's dead.

1:16:45 > 1:16:48The question is, did he cut that wire?

1:16:55 > 1:16:56Rose.

1:16:58 > 1:17:00- Do you recognise him?- No, sir.

1:17:02 > 1:17:04Are you sure?

1:17:04 > 1:17:07Ain't never seen him before in my life.

1:17:08 > 1:17:10Men?

1:17:10 > 1:17:14- Never laid eyes on him, master. - No, sir.

1:17:14 > 1:17:15Anybody else?

1:17:18 > 1:17:19I don't understand.

1:17:19 > 1:17:22We're down here fighting for YOU.

1:17:22 > 1:17:24Fighting to free YOU.

1:17:26 > 1:17:28Ruth...

1:17:28 > 1:17:32how can you be so loyal to someone who wants to keep you a slave?

1:17:36 > 1:17:38Well, maybe that's the worst of it.

1:17:40 > 1:17:43All right, bury him.

1:17:45 > 1:17:47Wait!

1:17:58 > 1:18:00Apples?

1:18:00 > 1:18:01This time of year?

1:18:03 > 1:18:06S... Storage apples.

1:18:07 > 1:18:10From a fruit cellar.

1:18:17 > 1:18:18GAME'S UP!

1:18:18 > 1:18:21EVERYBODY OUT! >

1:18:22 > 1:18:26All right, come on out with your hands up!

1:18:27 > 1:18:29Come out.

1:18:29 > 1:18:32All right, come out or we fire.

1:18:32 > 1:18:34Hands up - UP!

1:18:37 > 1:18:40Would you, er, put that gun down, please?

1:18:42 > 1:18:44Well, Mr Kelly!

1:18:53 > 1:18:56STILL LAUGHING: Sergeant...

1:18:58 > 1:18:59Sergeant.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03LIEUTENANT, sir.

1:19:07 > 1:19:09No!

1:19:12 > 1:19:15After him! Webster - telegraph line, make sure it's cut.

1:19:15 > 1:19:19- Farrow, take care of the Yanks. - Yes, sir!

1:19:19 > 1:19:24You just hold it here, Mr Kelly. This is where I put you to work.

1:19:24 > 1:19:28Get those Yanks outta here, get going. Come on, get these horses.

1:19:42 > 1:19:44Rise and shine, soldiers! get up!

1:19:44 > 1:19:47Up and at 'em, blue boy! Easy...! All right, out.

1:19:49 > 1:19:51All right - out!

1:19:53 > 1:19:55GET THEM IN THE CORRAL!

1:20:08 > 1:20:12Come on, boys, move that powder. Be careful there, Zeb.

1:20:36 > 1:20:38All right, start moving that herd.

1:20:39 > 1:20:43- You see where Steadman's headed! - I said move!

1:20:44 > 1:20:50Listen, you idiot! Cattle can't make five miles an hour. You're gonna be in Yankees up to here!

1:20:50 > 1:20:56- You're be lucky to get your MEN out. - I told you to move! - No herd, no Kelly.

1:21:11 > 1:21:15It was like playing games, the other night, wasn't it?

1:21:15 > 1:21:17Exciting and honourable.

1:21:18 > 1:21:20How does it strike you now?

1:21:30 > 1:21:35I'll ride point. Captain Williams, you take the left flank. Captain Webster, you take the right.

1:21:35 > 1:21:41- You wouldn't consider riding drag, would you?- Huh - nope! - I didn't think so.

1:21:41 > 1:21:43ALL RIGHT, MOVE 'EM OUT!

1:22:33 > 1:22:35Well, there it is, Colonel.

1:22:35 > 1:22:39Just the way you saw it in that crazy dream.

1:22:48 > 1:22:52With the general's permission, I remind the general I warned him.

1:22:53 > 1:23:00My judgement was correct all along. Absolutely correct. I gambled he would risk his cavalry, and he did.

1:23:00 > 1:23:04He did! The herd is big for Rossiter and Rossiter's big for Hampton.

1:23:04 > 1:23:10- Hampton?- Yes, he's been sighted here. Just as I planned. I knew what that beef meant to the Rebs all along!

1:23:10 > 1:23:15- I've reached Colonel Jacobs, sir, he's ready to ride.- What's his strength?- 6,000 New York 2nd.

1:23:15 > 1:23:21Excellent! Jacobs is to proceed down the Jerusalem plank-road. If he moves fast enough,

1:23:21 > 1:23:26he'll have Hampton by the throat, a possibility that might never have presented itself

1:23:26 > 1:23:32if I'd listened to your request for more troops. ..Well, what are YOU waiting for?

1:23:32 > 1:23:34- Detect my strategy, Major?- Yes, sir.

1:23:34 > 1:23:41Now, Major...question. How do YOU believe Rossiter expects to get that herd to Richmond?

1:23:41 > 1:23:46Well, I... I'd say he's gonna drive the cattle into Blackwater swamp.

1:23:46 > 1:23:51It's my guess that's the way they came. The bridge at Cook's Crossing.

1:23:51 > 1:23:56Splendid! That's why I'm giving you my reserves. 300 cavalry

1:23:56 > 1:23:58plus a howitzer battery.

1:23:58 > 1:24:00Satisfied?

1:24:00 > 1:24:02Well?

1:24:03 > 1:24:07Yes, sir. That's... That's splendid, sir.

1:24:07 > 1:24:09Yes, sir.

1:24:58 > 1:25:00Head 'em in tighter, boys!

1:25:23 > 1:25:25- Colonel!- What is it?

1:25:25 > 1:25:29I couldn't catch him, not with no quarter-mile lead.

1:25:31 > 1:25:35- Farrow, take two men, scout ahead. - Yes, sir!

1:25:35 > 1:25:37Lanier, Dugas, let's go!

1:25:54 > 1:25:56Yankees!

1:26:57 > 1:26:59Let's get to the colonel!

1:26:59 > 1:27:01Let's go!

1:27:17 > 1:27:22Come on, you stupid hunk of leather! Get out of here! You're miles from the stewpot!

1:27:27 > 1:27:31All right, come on, move 'em outta here!

1:27:31 > 1:27:38- Cattle figure, after a morning's march, they got a right to a rest and a drink.- We don't have the time!

1:27:50 > 1:27:55- Yankee cavalry, Colonel! The way they was hustling, they'll be at the bridge now, digging in!- How many?

1:27:55 > 1:27:59Looked like a full squadron. They had a battery of howitzers.

1:27:59 > 1:28:03- Is there a way to bypass the bridge? - Nothin' but swamp. We'd drown 'em.

1:28:06 > 1:28:08- Williams!- Yes, sir?- Drown 'em.

1:28:08 > 1:28:11Drive 'em in the swamp.

1:28:11 > 1:28:14At least that'll deny 'em to Yankee bellies.

1:28:14 > 1:28:16Yes, sir.

1:28:16 > 1:28:18- And Williams...- Yes, sir?

1:28:18 > 1:28:23It does seem a pity to disappoint those Yanks at the bridge.

1:28:23 > 1:28:29- Just what you got in mind, Colonel? - We'll split in two ranks, move at 'em from both sides.

1:28:29 > 1:28:31Holy mother of God!

1:28:31 > 1:28:35Three thousand miles to drown in a stinking swamp?!

1:28:35 > 1:28:38You make me sick!

1:28:38 > 1:28:41The Virginia Comanches do or "die"(!)

1:28:41 > 1:28:46- Rossiter, you're long on gallantry but short on sense. - We'll talk about that later.

1:28:46 > 1:28:51- You don't know a damn thing about cattle!- What are you drivin' at? - You want this herd in Richmond?

1:28:51 > 1:28:55You know something, Kelly, or are you just blowing hard, as usual?

1:28:55 > 1:28:57Do you want this herd in Richmond?

1:28:57 > 1:29:00You trying to tell me you know a way?

1:29:00 > 1:29:02I might.

1:29:02 > 1:29:04What's it worth to you?

1:29:05 > 1:29:07What's your price?

1:29:08 > 1:29:10You know what the price is.

1:29:18 > 1:29:20All right, you've got it.

1:29:20 > 1:29:27Hatcher, any instructions I gave regarding Colonel Kelly...

1:29:27 > 1:29:28are cancelled.

1:29:31 > 1:29:33Yes sir.

1:29:33 > 1:29:34I'm in command now?

1:29:36 > 1:29:37Go ahead.

1:29:37 > 1:29:39- Lieutenant.- Yes, sir!

1:29:39 > 1:29:45- How many Yanks, did you say?- I'd say about 300, sir.- And about 100 of us.

1:29:47 > 1:29:502,500 head of cattle.

1:29:50 > 1:29:53That makes 2,600 for our side.

1:29:53 > 1:29:59We'll divide 'em into groups of 500 each. I want an inventory of all your gunpowder and ammunition.

1:29:59 > 1:30:04- Brings those wagons up and assemble your men for instructions.- Yes, sir!

1:30:07 > 1:30:12This business of command seems to come easy to me. ..Hatcher.

1:30:15 > 1:30:21You know, Sergeant, I'm gonna miss your merry smile and your winning ways. Get to work.

1:30:31 > 1:30:33Let's hurry that up!

1:30:44 > 1:30:51- Do you still think they'll come this way, sir?- Uh-huh... Get your men quiet.- QUIET ON THE LINE!

1:30:51 > 1:30:52DISTANT RUMBLE

1:30:52 > 1:30:58That's the funny thing about cattle. You can hear them way, way off, like the pounding of surf.

1:30:58 > 1:31:00RUMBLE GETTING LOUDER

1:31:07 > 1:31:09PIERCING WHISTLES

1:31:12 > 1:31:14Get them to bunch up. Come on, bunch up!

1:31:14 > 1:31:18Move it along! Get 'em going! Move it on!

1:31:18 > 1:31:20Keep 'em moving!

1:31:23 > 1:31:26- Alert your men, Lieutenant. - READY ON THE FIRING LINE!

1:31:31 > 1:31:34RUMBLE GETS LOUDER

1:32:18 > 1:32:20All right, here they come.

1:32:22 > 1:32:24THEY YELL

1:32:24 > 1:32:26Keep 'em moving!

1:32:53 > 1:32:56- Shall I fire now, sir? - No, hold your fire.

1:32:58 > 1:33:00RAPID CONFEDERATES GUNFIRE

1:33:04 > 1:33:06All right, fire! FIRE!

1:33:40 > 1:33:43Shoot in! Get the cattle!

1:34:08 > 1:34:10Hold! Hold, men, hold!

1:34:12 > 1:34:14A little more to the right!

1:34:23 > 1:34:25WORDS DROWNED OUT

1:35:26 > 1:35:28Here's the second group! Get 'em moving!

1:35:35 > 1:35:38Circle 'em in tight!

1:36:21 > 1:36:23Take it across the bridge!

1:36:23 > 1:36:25FAST!

1:36:31 > 1:36:37- Williams!- Yes, sir! - Keep 'em on the run, don't let 'em get set.- Yes, sir!- ..HATCHER!

1:37:03 > 1:37:04Ropes.

1:37:42 > 1:37:45Move 'em along!

1:37:50 > 1:37:52Drop it.

1:37:52 > 1:37:55Swing it over!

1:38:02 > 1:38:04Pull the rope.

1:38:09 > 1:38:13All right, set the next one. Come on, hurry it up!

1:38:38 > 1:38:40Hatcher, lay a trail!

1:38:40 > 1:38:42Yes, sir!

1:39:15 > 1:39:18Get 'em across the bridge!

1:39:34 > 1:39:38- As soon as the last man's over, light it.- Yes, sir!

1:39:38 > 1:39:41Move 'em out! Keep 'em moving!

1:39:42 > 1:39:44Keep them moving to the bridge!

1:39:45 > 1:39:50Everybody out! Move! Across the bridge!

1:39:56 > 1:40:02Come here! Get me a report on all companies! Regroup here! ..You, follow me!

1:40:48 > 1:40:50HATCHER!

1:40:58 > 1:41:00HEY, MEX!

1:41:00 > 1:41:03NOW'S YOUR TIME!

1:42:04 > 1:42:09General Hampton's compliments, sir. He says he's got the Union troops contained.

1:42:09 > 1:42:11It's clear sailing to Richmond.

1:42:11 > 1:42:14That's fine. Just fine.

1:42:14 > 1:42:15We lost about 40 steers.

1:42:15 > 1:42:19- That's not bad. - Well, you got one eye...

1:42:19 > 1:42:21looks like now you got one lung.

1:42:21 > 1:42:27- You keep on fighting like this, you're gonna wind up with one of everything.- Well, you...

1:42:27 > 1:42:31You seem to manage pretty well yourself

1:42:31 > 1:42:34for a nine-fingered man.

1:42:34 > 1:42:39- We got 20 wounded, Colonel. - Eight dead, sir, including Farrow and...Hatcher.

1:42:39 > 1:42:43They must've dropped Hatcher when he was a-lighting that fuse.

1:42:43 > 1:42:49He timed it well. If he'd have lit that fuse a couple of seconds earlier, I would've been...

1:42:49 > 1:42:55- He timed it fine.- He got chopped down like a real hero, Colonel. - Yeah. We're all heroes(!)

1:42:55 > 1:42:57Now, start pushing that herd.

1:42:57 > 1:42:59Right, sir.

1:43:07 > 1:43:11Well. I suppose you'd like to be moving on.

1:43:11 > 1:43:17- The sooner I get back to Richmond, the quicker I can find a way back home.- You'd better feel your ground.

1:43:17 > 1:43:19You're a wanted man.

1:43:19 > 1:43:21By the Yanks.

1:43:22 > 1:43:24Kelly.

1:43:26 > 1:43:31You know, I saw some crazy things at that bridge. One of 'em was you risking your life

1:43:31 > 1:43:34to save a Confederate officer.

1:43:35 > 1:43:39Seems to me that was kinda long on gallantry,

1:43:39 > 1:43:42short on sense, wouldn't you say?

1:43:42 > 1:43:48- I like to try everything on once, Colonel, see if it fits. - Looked kinda stylish on you.

1:43:49 > 1:43:52God, I never thought I'd catch myself saying that.

1:43:54 > 1:43:56Don't worry, I won't try it twice.

1:44:09 > 1:44:14'For once, the soldiers of the Confederacy and the people of Richmond would eat their fill.

1:44:14 > 1:44:20'What General Grant had to say when he heard that his prize herd was raided is unquotable.

1:44:20 > 1:44:24'President Lincoln's comment, however, is a matter of record.

1:44:24 > 1:44:30'Lincoln called it "the slickest piece of cattle-stealing I ever heard of".'

1:44:30 > 1:44:38# Alvarez Kelly The I-I-I Irish senor! #