0:00:02 > 0:00:06This film contains very strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- 'Oh yeah, I've been round the block. - Really?
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'Believe it. Sowed me oats, acted the rip, the rapscallion...
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- 'Uh-huh? - Ran wild, ran free.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18'Course, this is back in the days of yore.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21'You wouldn't think it to look at you.'
0:00:21 > 0:00:25Well, time comes you have to leave behind the old hell raiser, man.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Take responsibility for your life. Prepare the ground.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- How do you do that? - To begin with, by nest-building.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36Find an abode you feel secure in and furnish that abode.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Procure the necessaries - furniture, et cetera.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Kitchen utensils. Your wok. Your juicers.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44What about love?
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Love's not something you can plan for, is it? You can look all you like as long as you like,
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- but it's only when you let your guard down...- When you least expect it. - ..that you find someone, yeah!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Take meself. Ever see me before?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- No. - I'm just some fella who's ambled in.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03But who's to say by tomorrow you and me couldn't... And I'm not coming on to you.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- ..but who's to say we couldn't be head over heels? Dancin' in the green.- Nobody.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Right!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16CASH REGISTER BEEPS AND CHUGS
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Cos when there's something there... - Chemistry?- Right! ..who knows where the sparks will lead.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24A fella like meself could just be a bit of fun in the sack -
0:01:24 > 0:01:28nothing more than that - or... And it's not that crazy.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30..your soul mate.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Huh? - Yeah, you've got a point.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Other hand, I could just be a thief or something.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- What do you mean?- Some villain just waiting for me chance to...
0:01:42 > 0:01:45..smack your jaw and rob the register while the place is empty.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49SOBBING
0:01:53 > 0:01:56But this is the thing of it, see?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You just never know...
0:02:01 > 0:02:04..what's gonna happen.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Come here to me!
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Look at your top! How many fuckin' times do I have to tell you, huh?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- It's all over you.- Oof! - What are you doing?!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Ah!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23MUSIC DROWNS SHOUTING
0:02:23 > 0:02:28- Come on, yous humpy cunts, yous! - Someone stop him!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Argh!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Stop him!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Get out me fuckin' way! - He's running into the car park.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oi! Come back here with that!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42TYRES SQUEAL, HORN HONKS
0:02:42 > 0:02:45SHE SCREAMS Get out the car!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Get out of the fucking car!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Should you not have been there me last swing round?- Yeah, but fuck it.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- An hour late. - An hour less in that fucking dump.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Don't start.- You're the same.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Fucking bus. Fucking city. - Who's this fuck now?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Is it too early to use me pass? - You know it is.
0:03:31 > 0:03:37- How much to the Barn?- You know. Come on! There's people here late.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- Another ten cents. Come on.- Can yous come on?- Hold your f...- Hurry up!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Now. - TICKET MACHINE CLATTERS - You robbin' bastard, you...
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- How's Cathy? - She ordered a new kitchen.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- You're joking! New floor not enough? - Can you believe it?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04You wanna see this floor, though. Oak slats. Lovely grain in it.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Trouble is, this shit costs, and there's only so much overtime. Fuckin' shit!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- It's all shit, man. Fuckin' life! - You're fuckin' right!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19WOMAN ON TANNOY: 'Mega-Brand kidney beans, baked beans, butter beans.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24'Any two for the price of one.' (BORED) 'It's a reduction rampage.'
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- What do you say? - I say, "Why not?"
0:04:26 > 0:04:29She says, "Because you're not me type."
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- I say, "What is your type?" She said, "Everything you're not."- Jesus.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Didn't score in a single department. Fuckin' wank, man.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Next time, huh?- What?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44That's easy for you to say, sitting pretty as you are, man.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- What?- You've Deirdre!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oscar, me and Deirdre broke up!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51What? When?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- A few weeks back.- Weeks?!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Why didn't you tell me then? - Well...- Huh?!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02How the hell did it happen?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It was felt we should take a bit of a break.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Felt by who? By her, yeah?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09John!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oscar!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Are yous not clockin' back on?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, yeah.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hang on!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Yous clocked on 15 minutes ago.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Get back on that floor, yous little...pups!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45That's a strike now against each of you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, John? John?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50JOHN SIGHS
0:05:50 > 0:05:54That's your second, after your lateness this morning.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57One more...
0:05:57 > 0:06:00and a certain arse will be kicked. I shit you not...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03as they say in the States.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10So, yeah, that was the only place left.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13And it was cheap, as well, but Henry wouldn't take it,
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- because they rape white women there. - Who does?- I dunno. Everyone!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Some fella Henry knows was driving around there with his girlfriend.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25The cops stopped them. One held the gun on him, the other raped her,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- then they switched. - They raped him, too?!- No!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Oh, the coppers switched.- Yeah!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34So, you know, that's that. No sun this year.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39We might go down to Wexford or something. What about you and...?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Did you ever smell these? They smell lovely!- Me and Deirdre?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Well, you broke up, didn't you? - How'd you know?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53That's all right, then. I saw her with some fella at the Zombie last night.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Who?- Some middle-aged fella. Kissin'! Some baldy fella.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Kissin' a baldy fella? - Holding hands an' all.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Wexford isn't bad. Get a caravan down there, couple of weeks...
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Sun comes out, sure we can paddle.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12John! Come on, man!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15John!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Where is the baldy cunt, huh? Where is he?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Sorry, Deirdre.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57This isn't acceptable, Deirdre. After...what, five, six weeks?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00This is bollocks. You don't fuckin'...
0:08:01 > 0:08:07You don't just...hook up with the next fella who walks by!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11The only reason you do that is if you never cared in the first place.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14And that's cold, man. That is the behaviour of...
0:08:14 > 0:08:18And I've no qualms about saying it. ..a whore,
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- and not with a heart of gold. With a heart of stone!- Out!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Out! - A black heart, Deirdre,
0:08:24 > 0:08:28that's what you have, and I'm glad I found out. A dirty black...
0:08:28 > 0:08:33- Does blackguard come from black heart?- Dunno, man! - ..A blackguard, Deirdre.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37That's all you are, do you hear me? Just a dirty fucking blackguard!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42The body compensates. Instead of mobility, I've increased perception.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Sight and sound. Smell, of course.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's a fair trade, and I wouldn't go back.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- HE CHUCKLES - Come on. Come on, a sup!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Ah... Taste!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59That's another one.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Have you ever tasted Guinness? - Course!- No, you haven't.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You think you have.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Listen, I've got to go, man.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Sorry an' all, but...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13my arm's fucked.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- All right, boys? - We're not holding your pint.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Why not? - Cos then we have to listen to you.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You're wise to me ploy! Get us a straw at least!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I thought it was HER wanted the break.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Two brown-sauce sambos. Slap it on thick. Two pints of Guinness.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- You know what I mean? - No. It was me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I was just sort of giving her a little test, you know?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44I say, "Let's take a break." She says no. Then you know!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- See?- Oh, John.- What?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- What kind of fuckhead are you? That pisses me all the way off.- Why?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Could you not appreciate what you had? I mean,
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- I'm at a stage where I can't even wank.- Two brown-sauce sambos.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Cheers, Seamus. Pullin' away like a madman, man.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Two pints.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Half an hour, 45 minutes, nothing fucking happens.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Can't get me fantasies clear in me head.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18Couple of occasions, I don't mind telling you, I wept like a woman
0:10:18 > 0:10:21with fuckin' frustration. So you setting tests for Deirdre,
0:10:21 > 0:10:25takin' for granted your good fortune, that disappoints me big style.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Huh?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- JOHN SIGHS - I'm gonna go home, man. You mind?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- You what? - What you said there is right, man,
0:10:36 > 0:10:40100%. Sent me into a state of turmoil.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Wistful, are you? - Among other emotions.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- I need to reflect on me choices. - You do what you have to do.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56See ya.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Ah! Fair play, now. Right. Put us on the floor.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Gently!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Lovely.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Hey, come here till I tell you... You, there!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- How goes the fight against crime? - All right.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31It's never-fuckin'-ending, though.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41See what I mean? Have you not got a sign that says
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- "Toilets for patrons' use only"? - I do.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'll have to enforce that rule.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Give us another 7 Up there, will you?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03All right, Lehiff? Staying out of trouble?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- (LAUGHING:)- Oh, Jesus! It doesn't look like it.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Who did that to you?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Your old one, man. She poked me in the eye with her cock.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You shitty little fuck, you!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I'm watching you. Do you hear me?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27If I find out that you've been in any way bold, I'm gonna nab you.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Don't move!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Stay where you are and take your scoldin'.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41RUNNING WATER
0:12:43 > 0:12:46HE SIGHS WITH SATISFACTION
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Now...what do I want you to do?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Stay out of trouble.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Huh?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58(Stay...out of trouble.)
0:12:59 > 0:13:02That's right.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Fuckin' disrespect my old one...!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Hang on till I shake.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- FASTENS ZIP - All right.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Go on.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34So, what's wrong with me? Huh? What did I do...
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- or didn't I do?- I told you, Noeleen, nothing. It's just something that...
0:13:38 > 0:13:43..That happened! You said that already, and I don't believe you.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Is it my age? Huh? Is it something I wouldn't do?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Is it my looks? Huh?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Wait a second. Look, don't you...? Wait!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Don't you fancy me any more? - Look. Listen to me.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01It's nothing to do with you. I fancy her. I fell for her.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05We clicked and we wanna be together. You don't come into the equation,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07so relax!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Of course I come into the equation.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'm your wife, for God's sake!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16I'm your wife, Sam! 14 years!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18What the hell did I do?!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23DOOR SLAMS
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- So this fella's moving in with you? - Yes!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Well, do you want me to be like Sally? Give up on 'em altogether,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- grow meself a 'tache?- Sally doesn't...- Sally has a 'tache, Ma!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Whatever she did before, bleached or waxed, she's quit.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Anyway, I'm better off.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Did you know John and Oscar broke into Fruitfield a few months back
0:14:44 > 0:14:47and stole a crateload of Chef Sauce?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- And that wasn't the only time. - Chef Sauce?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53It was all they could get. I'd be over at his place,
0:14:53 > 0:14:57he's making sauce sandwiches, putting it in his cornflakes,
0:14:57 > 0:15:00trying to use it all up. In his tea!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I mean, he dumps me, Ma, breaks my heart,
0:15:03 > 0:15:07then has the gall to come over and call me a whore and a blackguard
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- for not taking the fucking vows! Well, fuck him.- Deirdre!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Him and his brown sauce. Sorry, Ma. But I've got a guy who's well off,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- who's attractive... - Who's married!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Well, you can't have it all. Who's not a thief but a bank manager, huh?
0:15:22 > 0:15:27And if he wants to move in with me, I think I'd be a fool to say no.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35Now, I'm gonna have the carrot cake. What are you having?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38All right, my friends. Do Daddy proud, huh?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Show them what you've got.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44All right! Are you lads ready?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48And...action!
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Ah, come on, guys! We've been through this before. ..They'll get it.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Just give them a second. (..Don't fuck up on me here!)
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Go!
0:16:02 > 0:16:07For fucksakes! How many times have we rehearsed this, yous fucks?! Go!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Go! - MAKES WHOOSHING SOUNDS
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Get down. Get down! ..Martin, get back in the box.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Don't fight. Benny, get off him! Get off him!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Benny!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- It is Little Big City, isn't it? - Yes.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29That's what it's called. It says to me, "Yeah, stories. Characters."
0:16:29 > 0:16:34- There's a broad...- Diverse. - ..spectrum there. That's fine.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- But where that diversity is lacking is tone.- What are you saying?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Tone, Thomas. Texture. Let's go a bit darker now and again,
0:16:42 > 0:16:46find a subject with more of an edge and explore it
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- with the weight it deserves. What do you think?- A bit darker?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Just a bit. Just to spice the thing up,
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- give it some depth, complexity... - No, no, I know what you mean.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03All right.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Go find a subject. Bring it to me. If it's not too much,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10then...I don't see why not.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Good enough?- Absolutely.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26What about this, Sally?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29When's the last time you saw me in a dress?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Give me a voucher.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- A gift voucher, please. - How much?- Sorry?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- (TUTTING:)- How much for? - Oh. 100 euro, please.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- No hundreds left. Two 50s? - Please. - SHE TUTS
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- No 50s. Five 20s do you?- Fine.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51SHE TUTS
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Grab it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15It's a sty, my life.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18The people I deal with are piss, waste.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Is that what you're interested in? I'm a fuck, man.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27My only really human quality is a fondness for Celtic mysticism.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29What's that?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32The music, man.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37There are artistes like Fainne Lasta. Raithneach.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Clannad! You like them artistes?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Their music? Well, of course you do!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49What I'm saying is, the kind of justice I'm questing
0:18:49 > 0:18:53requires a certain attitude that people might find...
0:18:53 > 0:18:57extreme or unpleasant. Might not be suitable, you know?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Grab it.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- You ever compete?- Just as a kid.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12I could've turned pro, but I joined the Gards,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14made crime me callin'.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Me da used to say...
0:19:17 > 0:19:20"Hate your opponent."
0:19:20 > 0:19:23He was my trainer, you know. "Hate him,
0:19:23 > 0:19:27"and you'll never give less than 100%."
0:19:28 > 0:19:30That's a philosophy I still follow.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34That's why I'm such an animal, man.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Is that what you want for your show?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Yes.- Cool!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43It's exactly what I want. I'll run it by my boss,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- get the go off him, and then we can...- Run it by him.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Let him know I'm up for it big time.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- The fuckin' underbelly, you were saying? - HE LAUGHS
0:19:55 > 0:19:58No better fucking guide, man!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- You nearly finished? - Midnight. Yourself?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- About ten minutes.- Lucky prick!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Gotta pick up chicken and black bean, spring rolls... - Come on! We got homes to go to.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Have you heard this?! - You'd think we were dogs.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08ALL MUTTER Will yous wait a minute?!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- 'Sake!- Listen, take it easy.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Where are we?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Can't see.
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- We near Springfield yet? - I'll give you a shout.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I was thinking we'd throw you a birthday party. What do you think?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Don't want one, Ma. Don't believe in that party fandangle.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Deirdre feels you're letting yourself go, Sally.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Deirdre wants to hook me up, cos she's embarrassed I've no fella.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53At least I'm not in their thrall like she is.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55She escapes one and another nets her.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- 'What's the story with that anyway?' - What?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- 'Any chance of them two getting back together?'- None of your business!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06No.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15I wasn't going to say it here, but since we're having this discussion,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18would you not...
0:22:19 > 0:22:23..would you not get yourself a bit Immac or something?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Get rid of that old ronnie you're cultivatin'!
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- I haven't got a ronnie! - You're hardly Burt Reynolds,
0:22:29 > 0:22:32but there's such a thing as grooming,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34whether you're courting or not!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37'Springfield coming up now.'
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Ma?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49She mustn't be back yet.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Mam!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- You nervous?- Not really.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04They'll be well impressed.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Take your coat off. I'll make some tea.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Er, Deirdre...?- Yeah?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Come here for a sec, will you?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I wanna show you something.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35KEYS JINGLE IN LOCK
0:23:35 > 0:23:37DOOR SHUTS
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- ZZZZP! - Oh!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Jesus!- You must be Sam.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Christ...
0:23:46 > 0:23:51There were nine, ten people at the most. All the windows were smashed.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54It was just a matter of climbing up onto the top -
0:23:54 > 0:23:58well, of Sally climbing up, I should say - and of her helping them out,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- and me helping them down.- Was nobody killed?- No, despite the blood.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- Amazing! So the ambulance came and...?- Took them all away, and that was that.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11- Made a statement to the police, but we weren't much use.- You don't know how it happened?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Have I got a ronnie? - A what?- A ronnie.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Moustache, like.- Show...
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Well...you're no Tom Selleck,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- but...- Ah, go fuck yourself!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Sorry, Ma. Fucking idiot! - Why are you so angry, Sally?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Because she's no business, that's why. I'm gonna talk to her...
0:24:38 > 0:24:41SHE CONTINUES TO RANT UNDER ROAR OF BUS ENGINE
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Jesus...!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- You don't know how it happened? - No.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Be a few settlements there, I'd say. - Yeah, you should've stayed on.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11We should've. Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Sam.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16Sorry it had to be in what you'd call such dramatic circumstances!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19So, how are you finding living with Deirdre?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Her place OK?- He thinks it's a sty.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25No, I don't! Just needs a bit of a dusting.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- And a hoovering and a mopping. - Maybe a paint job.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32SLAP! Ouch! I'm messing! No, it's great. It's early days, but, er...
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- we're getting on all right, aren't we?- And how's your wife coping?- Sally!
0:25:37 > 0:25:41No, I'd like to know. Is she upset? Depressed?
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Let's go, Sam.- No. Wait a sec. If he can't handle this kind of talk,
0:25:46 > 0:25:50he shouldn't put himself in this position. ..How long you married?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- 14 years.- And you can just - pff! - finish with one,
0:25:53 > 0:25:56start with another? Hmm?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59That kind of shit sickens me,
0:25:59 > 0:26:02you know that?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Sorry, Mam. ..And you stay where you are.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11I'LL go. There's a stench of fuckin' adultery in here.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15DOOR CLOSES
0:26:15 > 0:26:19When Vincent and I broke up, I thought the same thing - "it's me".
0:26:19 > 0:26:24I'm dysfunctional in some way, cos I couldn't hold onto him.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27So you know what I did? I proved to myself that it wasn't,
0:26:27 > 0:26:31by attempting, by doing things, that proved it,
0:26:31 > 0:26:35by becoming better alone than I'd ever been with him.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- (Tell me how.)- I will!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39(Will you?)
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- I can't tell the difference. - Well, what do you want?- Anything!
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Do you have a preference in terms of content? Women and women,
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- or men and men? - What the fuck are you insinuating?!
0:26:51 > 0:26:55I don't know your preferences! I'm trying to help, Oscar.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- You just want straight? - Just people fucking.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01With good-lookin' chicks. Last one I saw, they were hound dogs.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- There you go.- Mutts, they were.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- There's no-one taking dumps in this, is there?- You want that?- No!
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- No!- Look, Oscar... it's just fucking, all right?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Bit of oral, bit of anal...
0:27:14 > 0:27:16All right.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Anal men or anal women?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Can't keep your paws off her, can you?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52'So, what happened to your sister?'
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Ah, she was in love with this guy and she wanted to marry him.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Guy from London. Name was Duane. She was gonna move there with him.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Took out her savings for a new start, a few thousand pounds, and...
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Well, you can see where this is going, can't you?
0:28:07 > 0:28:11He convinced her to take it out in cash, then he stole it from her
0:28:11 > 0:28:14and went back himself.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Ah, Jesus, Deirdre! Get away! You're freezing! Please, I'm serious!
0:28:18 > 0:28:21HE SHUDDERS
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Thing is, though... after he took the money,
0:28:23 > 0:28:27he tied her to her bed, told her she was a rubbish lay,
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- and then did a poo on her chest. - A what?!
0:28:30 > 0:28:34Ma found her. It was, like, two or three days later,
0:28:34 > 0:28:37and the stink, she said...! Flies crawlin' over her,
0:28:37 > 0:28:41and her hysterical! So she moved back home then.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Hasn't trusted a man since.
0:28:44 > 0:28:45Jesus!
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Why would you?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51You warm yet?
0:28:51 > 0:28:56Yes, you are! SHE SCREAMS AND LAUGHS
0:28:57 > 0:29:00MUSIC: "These Days" by Ron Sexsmith
0:29:06 > 0:29:08# Promises are made to be broken
0:29:08 > 0:29:10# Haven't you heard? #
0:29:10 > 0:29:11LAUGHTER ON TV
0:29:11 > 0:29:14# He said he'd never break your heart
0:29:14 > 0:29:16# Now, haven't you learned?
0:29:17 > 0:29:21# You believed in the words in all that they meant
0:29:21 > 0:29:25# Oh, but love is not some popular song
0:29:25 > 0:29:29# Filled with empty sentiment
0:29:29 > 0:29:32# That's what passes for love
0:29:34 > 0:29:38# That's what passes for love... #
0:29:38 > 0:29:39SEXY MOANING
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- # These days- Doo doo-doo
0:29:41 > 0:29:45# Doo-doo...
0:29:45 > 0:29:47# Oh, these days
0:29:47 > 0:29:51# Doo-doo...
0:29:51 > 0:29:54# And it won't take a miracle darlin'
0:29:54 > 0:29:56# Just keep it real... # Bastard!
0:29:56 > 0:30:00# This world can make us cynical... # Fucking bastard!
0:30:00 > 0:30:02# I know how it feels
0:30:02 > 0:30:07# You took it to heart what they said on the screen
0:30:07 > 0:30:10# Oh, but love is not just playing a part... #
0:30:10 > 0:30:14CLIMACTIC MOANING # In some very scripted scene
0:30:14 > 0:30:17# That's what passes for love... #
0:30:17 > 0:30:19'Oh, yes!'
0:30:20 > 0:30:24- # That's what passes for love... # - 'Oh, yes! Oh!
0:30:24 > 0:30:26'Oh, yes!'
0:30:26 > 0:30:28# That's what passes for love
0:30:28 > 0:30:32# These days
0:30:32 > 0:30:35# Yeah
0:30:35 > 0:30:37# No-one can complete you
0:30:37 > 0:30:40# Or make you whole. #
0:30:43 > 0:30:47I'm telling you, this young fella came out of nowhere.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50He threw a stone through the windscreen -
0:30:50 > 0:30:53a big one -
0:30:53 > 0:30:56I panicked. I swerved.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59- You lost control? - As anyone would've!
0:30:59 > 0:31:02The bang, the shock, the windscreen shattering...
0:31:02 > 0:31:05And yet...no-one saw this boy.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08- None of your passengers... - Are you joking me?
0:31:08 > 0:31:13With the muck on those windows, they can't even see the bus stops!
0:31:15 > 0:31:18I have not been negligent. No way. I did nothing wrong.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Kid ran out in front of me and hurled that rock.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Fuckin' pegged it, he did.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33"WEATHER" ON TV
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- Hey, man.- Hi.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54- What you up to? Not working? - Not any more.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Ah, man, what? Did you get let go?
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Fired.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Ah, fuck!
0:32:02 > 0:32:05That's mean. You OK?
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Do you want another one?
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Don't intend stopping any time soon.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15- What happened to you? - Ah, some fuck, man. Don't ask.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19Some little fucker. I was driving up by Greenhills.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Stroked jammer, yeah?
0:32:21 > 0:32:25- Comes out of nowhere, fucks a rock through the windscreen.- What...?
0:32:25 > 0:32:29Into the ditch I went, yeah? Banjaxed me face. Do you believe it?
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Two pints, please.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41- So, tell me about it. - Ah, fuck it.- Ah, fuck nothin', man!
0:32:41 > 0:32:44Time like this, you need to talk! A shoulder, an ear...
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Get it off your chest, man.
0:32:49 > 0:32:53- Speaking in front of a group. - Excellent. In fact, we'll do a list.
0:32:54 > 0:32:59Do you know what I find fascinating, an muinteoir? Dreams.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- We'll be doing dreams later, Maurice. - Ah, fabulous. Will we?- We will.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07So...public speaking. How does that make us feel, huh? Anyone?
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- Vulnerable?- Good.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11Shy.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Exposed. Scared.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Powerful!
0:33:18 > 0:33:21OK, no. It's just negative things now.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Naked.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Do you ever dream you're naked, an muinteoir?
0:33:25 > 0:33:29It's fascinating! Do you ever do that?
0:33:29 > 0:33:32OK, what else?
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- In command. - Negative things! Come on, now.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39- Weak.- Weak. Excellent.
0:33:39 > 0:33:44Or you're relieving yourself on O'Connell Street. What does that mean, an muinteoir?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Number twos, like, in a little toilet outside the GPO,
0:33:46 > 0:33:50and you're afraid to wipe your bum, cos everybody'd look at you.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- It's fascinating. A laugh, like... - OK, so...- Fascinating.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- What's that, Maurice? - Dreams, an muinteoir!
0:33:56 > 0:34:00We're not talking about dreams, you fool!
0:34:00 > 0:34:03Did you not hear him? Did you not? A couple of weeks' time, he said!
0:34:03 > 0:34:07Can you not wait, you stupid old fool?! What are you?!
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- Noeleen! - What are you?! A fool!- Noeleen!
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- What do you want?- Give us a ten.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17I don't break it up that small any more.
0:34:17 > 0:34:21LOUD MUSIC OVER CAR STEREO: "Newgrange" by Clannad
0:34:23 > 0:34:26ENGINE STARTS
0:34:27 > 0:34:29TYRES SQUEAL
0:34:29 > 0:34:30Fuck!
0:34:42 > 0:34:46- Out of the way! - Flat-foot fat fuckin' faggot.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Come on, you prick, you! Bow to the inevitable!
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Ah! See that, hmm? Even in... What are they?
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Even in your Nikes, I'm more nimble.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- Oof! - Me in me heavy Brogans, huh?
0:34:58 > 0:35:01What have we got?
0:35:02 > 0:35:05We've got money... Quit your wrigglin'!
0:35:07 > 0:35:09We've got gear.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Where the fuck is the motor?
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Oh, for fuck's sake! Some fuck's after...
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Shut the fuck up, you gigglin' whore, you!
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Well, when will he be back?
0:35:42 > 0:35:45No, no, no, I can't wait that long!
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Look, this is bollocks, man, I'm telling you!
0:35:50 > 0:35:54My rank, I should not have to deal with this kind of unprofessional...
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Ah, fuck it.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04- Give me the number of a taxi firm. - CLINKING
0:36:06 > 0:36:10That's not what we want, Ben. It's indigestible. It's too hard.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13- But it's real, it's true. - I know that.- It's out there!
0:36:13 > 0:36:17I'm talking about a world people don't see, the humanity within!
0:36:17 > 0:36:21But that's not what I hired you to do. Now,
0:36:21 > 0:36:25you wanna use a copper, find some fella helps the homeless
0:36:25 > 0:36:28in his spare time. Or one who can juggle!
0:36:28 > 0:36:30- He likes Celtic mysticism. - Oh, yeah?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Raithneach, Clannad, artistes like that?
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Fainne Lasta?- All that shit, yeah.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42How's that a quirk? The guy knows his music,
0:36:42 > 0:36:46but him knowing his music's a far from good enough reason to do him.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50- He's too hard and he's too nasty. - But I...- Nasty! Too nasty.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52- But...- Softer...
0:36:52 > 0:36:55softer, softer.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57HE SIGHS
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Jerry! What's this I hear you're gonna be on telly?
0:37:03 > 0:37:07The truth and nothing but, man. And not in a supporting role, either.
0:37:07 > 0:37:12- The subject, I'm gonna be. - Jammy fuckin'...- Leading man. Huh.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- Has nobody any balls these days? - 'That's what I said.'- Yeah?
0:37:23 > 0:37:27'To his face. I agree with you 100%.'
0:37:27 > 0:37:31Ah, feck it. He a faggot? I bet you he is.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35One of those fucks that tries too hard to be one of the ladies.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- 'I read you.'- Ah, well,
0:37:38 > 0:37:42fair play to you, talking to your boss like that. I respect that.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46You work your way up, man. Develop your own show.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Call it Hard-As-Nails Cunts or something.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51THEN we'll collaborate, huh?
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- (SIGHING:)- Yellow-bellied fucks!
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Ah, listen, buddy - crime calls.
0:37:57 > 0:38:02- I'll catch you again, all right? - 'Yeah, catch you, man.'
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Motherfuckers!
0:38:17 > 0:38:21Do you think people enjoy that attitude? They don't!
0:38:21 > 0:38:25Do it again if you want. I'd get your manager to have you fired,
0:38:25 > 0:38:29if I could be bothered. You haven't a clue how well-off you are.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Go on! Do it. You know you want to.
0:38:31 > 0:38:32SHE TUTS
0:38:32 > 0:38:35- Ah!- I've changed my fuckin' mind!
0:38:38 > 0:38:42There's a couple of jars smashed in that lane, John. Clear them up.
0:38:42 > 0:38:46- It's not my job. It's Thomas's. - Your job is to do what I tell you.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49- It's not Dolce Salsa, is it? - It is, yeah.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Can't do it, man. Dolce Salsa makes me sick. All I have to do is smell it...
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Move! ..Thomas, wait there!
0:38:59 > 0:39:03- There you are. Do it.- OK, man.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- I'm just making a point... - RETCHING
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- SPLASHING - For God's sake!
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Told you.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22- You finished? - RETCHING AND SPLASHING
0:39:22 > 0:39:24HE COUGHS
0:39:25 > 0:39:28HE SPITS
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Have you finished?
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Yeah.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Come with me.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Thomas...clear up that sick before someone slips in it!
0:39:45 > 0:39:49Get one thing straight. I am your boss. You do as I say.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53Go home. Repeat it. Maybe it'll lodge.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56One more incident like this, do you hear me, one more incident,
0:39:56 > 0:40:00and I will TCB...
0:40:00 > 0:40:03as they say in the States.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05I will take...care...of business.
0:40:05 > 0:40:10Now, you are here to do as you are told. You are here to work.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13So get back out there... and do some.
0:40:14 > 0:40:19Come on, Thomas. Move it. If you move it, you won't have to smell it.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- I know that you've been patient... - Stop.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30..taking me shopping and everything, the classes...
0:40:30 > 0:40:32SHE SIGHS
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Well, maybe it's a different kind of boost you need,
0:40:37 > 0:40:40something to remind yourself you're attractive, say.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44Maybe you need to be chatted up or something. Flirted with...
0:40:44 > 0:40:47- pursued.- Wanted, Karen.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49That's what it is.
0:40:49 > 0:40:54OK, then. Well, let's do something about that!
0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Here's one, Ben. - What is it?- It's good.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Like all the other good stuff I've read so far(?)
0:41:02 > 0:41:07I'm getting tired of your attitude. You can't choose one, that's fine.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09I've chosen one for you.
0:41:09 > 0:41:13- Read it, get the lads... and get on it.- But...
0:41:13 > 0:41:16It's not up for discussion, Ben.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26PHONE RINGS
0:41:26 > 0:41:29HOOVER WHINES
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Hello?
0:41:39 > 0:41:41HOOVER ROARS They want us to go on...
0:41:41 > 0:41:45- Huh? - SHE SWITCHES OFF HOOVER They want us to go on telly.
0:41:45 > 0:41:50Cos of the accident, the bus. Some man just rang. They want to do an interview.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53They said to ring him back if we're interested, you know.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59I'm telling you, Jonesy said it's the best place to go.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03- Maybe not the best, but the easiest. - If you're desperate.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05But I am, John. You know I am.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08POUNDING ROCK MUSIC
0:42:11 > 0:42:15# Wanna be your lover, lover... #
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Jesus Christ!
0:42:28 > 0:42:31See? If this is all the competition there is...
0:42:31 > 0:42:34And some old ones are cute.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- Not too old.- Where?
0:42:37 > 0:42:41This is what Jonesy said. You got to scout about a bit.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50I'll meet you in a while.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Pint of Guinness, please.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15- You dirty bastard!- Huh?
0:43:15 > 0:43:20Fancy a bit of mature, yeah? Look, I know why you're here.
0:43:24 > 0:43:30I've got me own business, you know? Fish and chip shop. You like fish?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Some fish.
0:43:32 > 0:43:33Not fish and chip fish.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Right.
0:43:35 > 0:43:40- You like chips, though? - You know what I like? Onion rings.
0:43:41 > 0:43:42Right.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45Not the biggest fan of them meself.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50It's the only part of my produce I'm not partial to.
0:43:50 > 0:43:54Look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush, ladies,
0:43:54 > 0:43:57but if we can't be compatible about business...
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Now, him I like.- Who?
0:44:08 > 0:44:11- That young guy? - There's two of them.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15- If he asks me to dance, will you take his friend?- Noeleen!
0:44:15 > 0:44:18Come on! I'd feel silly on my own.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21I mean, feck it...a woman my age
0:44:21 > 0:44:23in a place like this!
0:44:23 > 0:44:26What's the point in lying? That's my philosophy.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28The truth!
0:44:28 > 0:44:32Life's too short. What was I saying?
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Oh, the hormones! Right!
0:44:35 > 0:44:39No, it's not the worst thing, because since I've been on them,
0:44:39 > 0:44:45I have to say I've been feeling very...you know, very...erotic.
0:44:45 > 0:44:49You know what a younger man like yourself lacks?
0:44:49 > 0:44:53A bit of mature lovin'. You lack it...
0:44:53 > 0:44:56because you don't look for it.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59But let me tell you something.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02I'm...I'm sporty.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Sporty.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07I'm actually... Celia?
0:45:07 > 0:45:12We're talking about honesty? I'm actually just waiting on a mate.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Sorry.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16OK.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19I won't waste any more of your time.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29- I found one. - Yeah? What's she like?
0:45:29 > 0:45:33- Will you dance with her mate? She's nice.- What's her mate like?
0:45:39 > 0:45:41- Which? The right or the left? - The left.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44- All right.- The left's mine.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Oh.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51All right.
0:45:51 > 0:45:55MUSIC: "True" by Spandau Ballet
0:45:55 > 0:45:58- I hope you know I've no interest. - Me neither!
0:45:58 > 0:46:02So nothing's gonna happen. We're just gonna dance and enjoy it.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05And we're going to finish when they finish.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09- What's that perfume? - Hey!- I was just...
0:46:09 > 0:46:11Hey!
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Do you come here often?
0:46:21 > 0:46:23Yes?
0:46:23 > 0:46:25No?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29It's my first time.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33I didn't know it'd be... you know, it'd be...
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Older people? That's OK.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Well, older than me, say.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49You a little shy, Oscar?
0:46:52 > 0:46:54I think you are.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58I think you're very nice, too.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Would you like to come home with me?
0:47:07 > 0:47:10I know. I can't believe I said it, either.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16But would you?
0:47:16 > 0:47:18# With a thrill in my head
0:47:18 > 0:47:21# And a pill on my tongue
0:47:21 > 0:47:26# Dissolve the nerves that have just begun... #
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Blue Enigma.
0:47:30 > 0:47:33My perfume.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37Hey! You said...
0:47:39 > 0:47:42You said you were waiting on a friend. How dare you?
0:47:42 > 0:47:47- If you don't want me, tell me! - Who's this?- Tell me the truth!
0:47:47 > 0:47:50- I'm coming here... ..Who are you?! - Nice dancing with you.
0:47:50 > 0:47:55I'm coming here long enough not to need these lies...
0:47:55 > 0:47:58I'm finished. I'm going to the toilet. Noeleen!
0:47:58 > 0:48:02Did you hear what I said earlier on? Long enough not to need these lies.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06Do you hear what I'm saying, you big liar?
0:48:06 > 0:48:10Oscar, I'm splitting. Do you hear me? Are you all right?
0:48:10 > 0:48:14- WOMAN CONTINUES TO RANT - Oh, fuck you!- Fuckin' liar!
0:48:15 > 0:48:18TALKING ON TV
0:48:19 > 0:48:22So what do you want to do? Want to go out?
0:48:22 > 0:48:25- Wouldn't mind staying in. - Again?!
0:48:25 > 0:48:28- Why not? - I'm gonna take a bath.
0:48:28 > 0:48:32- Can I help? - You can bring me in a glass of wine.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51PHONE RINGS Hello?
0:48:51 > 0:48:55- Can I speak to Deirdre, please? - 'Who's calling?'- It's John.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59- John she used to go out with? - 'Yeah.'
0:49:00 > 0:49:03- I'm sorry. I can't put you on to her. - Why not?
0:49:03 > 0:49:06- 'You're the competition, aren't you? The ex.- Sam?'
0:49:06 > 0:49:09- Who is it?- It's for me, Deirdre.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14What is it you want, anyway? You wanna win her back?
0:49:14 > 0:49:17- She's not going back. - So what's the problem?
0:49:17 > 0:49:21It'd make me uncomfortable. I'm sure you're not the worst, OK,
0:49:21 > 0:49:24- but as far as Deirdre's concerned, you're my enemy.- Pal,
0:49:24 > 0:49:29- you don't want me as your enemy. - No?- I can make life hard, man.
0:49:29 > 0:49:33Talk to me like you're talking, I'll crack your baldy head, man!
0:49:33 > 0:49:36'I know you're baldy. I'll be the worst enemy you ever f...'
0:49:40 > 0:49:43PHONE RINGS
0:49:44 > 0:49:46..You ever fucking had! I'll...
0:49:58 > 0:50:02All right, John? Sorry for your troubles, man.
0:50:02 > 0:50:05- What? Pint of Guinness, Seamus. - Heard about your break-up.
0:50:05 > 0:50:09This is Lehiff. Come and join us. We've got some beers and...
0:50:09 > 0:50:11A proposition.
0:50:11 > 0:50:15..a proposition we wanna run by you. Potential of a few quid.
0:50:15 > 0:50:20Many a quid's potential. Follow us over.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27SOFT, ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:50:28 > 0:50:31# Who put a candle in the window... #
0:50:41 > 0:50:44I need a bit of a lift at the moment, Oscar.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47Bit of a pepping up.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Can you pep me up?
0:51:00 > 0:51:02Ah, good Jesus!
0:51:02 > 0:51:06Look. Rough, man! Bit of pain/pleasure, you know?
0:51:08 > 0:51:11Cock's killing me. Me balls, me muscles...
0:51:11 > 0:51:14- But I'm energised.- Good!
0:51:14 > 0:51:17- I've got a proposition for you. - What?- Some business. Come on.
0:51:17 > 0:51:20- I'll tell you on the floor.- Fuck!
0:51:20 > 0:51:24- It's me cock, John. - So you said.- I'm telling you!
0:51:24 > 0:51:27Pain/pleasure. Fucking aching me, it is.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33Yeah. Don't even ask about me balls.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42So we hold the girlfriend hostage, say we'll kill her, if he doesn't do as we say.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45Drive him to the bank, two of us - the others stay with her -
0:51:45 > 0:51:48he gets the money, we let her go.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51Wear masks, disguise our identity.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54Thing is - this is the sweet, poetic part -
0:51:54 > 0:51:57the girlfriend...is Deirdre!
0:51:57 > 0:52:00You're jokin'. And the fella's...
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Her fella! That's right. The baldy fuck! You on?
0:52:03 > 0:52:07- I don't think so!- What? - Why don't you just ring her?
0:52:07 > 0:52:11- Tell her you want her back. - That's over! This is the new shit.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15- That's risky...- But vengeance, man! It's not about the money.
0:52:15 > 0:52:21- Well, it is. But the satisfaction... - That's YOU. YOUR reward.- Come on. - It's too big. No, man!
0:52:21 > 0:52:25- And I wouldn't recommend you get involved.- I'm not passing this up!
0:52:25 > 0:52:28And if you were any kind of fucking mate...
0:52:28 > 0:52:31- What?! Fuck you! - No, fuck you, man!
0:52:31 > 0:52:35- If you were any use...- I am use! - ..except for fucking fogies...
0:52:35 > 0:52:38She's no fogey. She may be older, but she's sporty,
0:52:38 > 0:52:41and I'm taking exception to that description!
0:52:43 > 0:52:46Granny, she is.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48I have to break your face for you, you keep it up.
0:52:55 > 0:52:59- You big cock.- You're a cock. - No, you are. Big hairy prick!
0:52:59 > 0:53:02Can't get laid by buggers your own age!
0:53:02 > 0:53:05- Come here!- Feck me!
0:53:05 > 0:53:07- I got you! Give up! - You got me on the wrassling.
0:53:07 > 0:53:12- BOTH YELL When I start the karate...- Oscar!
0:53:17 > 0:53:22I'm sick of this now. Come on up to Mrs Rooney's office.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26Put a stop to this claptrap once and for all.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Henderson!
0:53:34 > 0:53:35GASPS
0:53:40 > 0:53:42Good shot, man.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45APPLAUSE
0:53:46 > 0:53:49- Nice one, John! - ALL APPLAUD AND CHEER
0:53:53 > 0:53:55Whoo!
0:53:58 > 0:54:01Come on! Whoo!
0:54:01 > 0:54:03CRASH!
0:54:03 > 0:54:05ALL FALL SILENT
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Fuckin' eejit!
0:54:07 > 0:54:10CASH REGISTER BEEPS
0:54:10 > 0:54:14- I'm not going to the hospital. - Mr Henderson has decided
0:54:14 > 0:54:18not to involve the police, but we'll have to terminate your employment.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22- Have you anything you'd like to say or...?- Go fuck yourselves?
0:54:22 > 0:54:26- Hey!- No, Tony, it's about what I expected.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29- I'm so sorry it came to this. - You go fuck yourself, too!
0:54:29 > 0:54:32- Hey, enough of that, pal! - No, Tony.
0:54:32 > 0:54:37- If he hasn't even got the grace or the...originality to...- Fuck yous!
0:54:40 > 0:54:43MUSIC: "Don't Wanna Get Over You" by Magnetic Fields
0:54:50 > 0:54:53# I don't wanna get over you
0:54:54 > 0:54:56# I guess I could take a sleeping pill
0:54:56 > 0:54:58# And sleep at will
0:54:58 > 0:55:02# And not have to go through what I go through
0:55:02 > 0:55:05# I guess I should take Prozac, right
0:55:05 > 0:55:07# And just smile all night
0:55:07 > 0:55:09# At somebody new
0:55:09 > 0:55:11# Somebody not too bright
0:55:11 > 0:55:13# But sweet and kind
0:55:13 > 0:55:17# Who would try and get you off my mind
0:55:17 > 0:55:21# I could leave this agony behind
0:55:21 > 0:55:23# Which is just what I'd do
0:55:23 > 0:55:24# If I wanted to
0:55:24 > 0:55:28# But I don't wanna get over you. #
0:55:46 > 0:55:49- Hello. - How you doing?- How are you?
0:55:50 > 0:55:53Look at your woman's make-up!
0:55:54 > 0:55:57Fuck! Take a chisel to get that off!
0:55:59 > 0:56:03- Hey! Yous off the telly? - Yeah.- Put me on.
0:56:03 > 0:56:06- No. - Go on, yous pricks. Put me on.
0:56:06 > 0:56:10- I'll do a dance for yous. - BOY HUMS
0:56:18 > 0:56:21- What d'you think? Riverdance! - Fuck's sake...!
0:56:21 > 0:56:23- OK, you all set?- Yeah.
0:56:24 > 0:56:28Let's get the heroic angle... the mythic shot.
0:56:28 > 0:56:33There's something wrong with the light. Can't we shoot straight on?
0:56:33 > 0:56:37There's some sort of a shadow there. I can't seem to get rid of it.
0:56:37 > 0:56:42That's not, I don't think, shadow. That's a moustache, Ben.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46- That's ruining it, isn't it, Charlie?- Mmm.
0:56:47 > 0:56:50Er...sorry, Sally.
0:56:50 > 0:56:54- (Do you hear this "mythic shot" shit?) - Step out of shot for a minute.
0:56:54 > 0:56:57Just for a minute!
0:57:01 > 0:57:04Right, Maura. What happened when the bus went over?
0:57:04 > 0:57:08It must've been a surprise. Tell us exactly how you felt.
0:57:09 > 0:57:10- KIDS LAUGH - Who the hell...?
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Hey!
0:57:14 > 0:57:15Look...!
0:57:19 > 0:57:23- HE BLOWS OUT DISGUSTEDLY - Actually, Maura,
0:57:23 > 0:57:25can we put Sally in for this one? Thanks.
0:57:25 > 0:57:28HE SIGHS
0:57:28 > 0:57:32Do what you can with the moustache. Lose the low angle if you have to.
0:57:32 > 0:57:36I told you, if we shot simply, we'd be home by now. Fuckin' mythic shot!
0:57:38 > 0:57:40Sally!
0:57:40 > 0:57:41Great.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47OK, let's go.
0:57:52 > 0:57:55Ah, that's wanton, now.
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Condolences, man.
0:58:00 > 0:58:02Seriously.
0:58:05 > 0:58:08- Me stereo there?- No.
0:58:09 > 0:58:11- Me sounds?- No.
0:58:13 > 0:58:16At least they had taste, the cunts.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19You gonna put this in your film, Jerry?
0:58:29 > 0:58:31BOTH SNORT AND GIGGLE
0:58:42 > 0:58:44PHONE RINGS
0:58:48 > 0:58:50HE SIGHS
0:58:50 > 0:58:53- Hello. - 'Call yourself a maverick?'
0:58:53 > 0:58:58- Yeah. - Then, be one, Ben. Do me anyway.
0:58:58 > 0:59:01- What?- Do your own film!
0:59:01 > 0:59:05Well, you have access, don't you? Cameras and all that? Sound shit?
0:59:05 > 0:59:09- You want to do the underbelly, don't you? You said you did. - I know.
0:59:09 > 0:59:12You said you were a maverick. This is how mavericks create!
0:59:12 > 0:59:15Outside the system. Oh, yeah!
0:59:15 > 0:59:19If you're prepared for that, let's do it.
0:59:19 > 0:59:22- If not...well, OK. Fine.- No!
0:59:22 > 0:59:26- Be a conformist.- No, I'd like to. It's just...- Yea or nay?
0:59:28 > 0:59:30Yea...or nay?
0:59:32 > 0:59:35- TV:- 'Tonight on Little Big City,
0:59:35 > 0:59:38'an accident could have become a catastrophe,
0:59:38 > 0:59:42'if it weren't for the intervention of several brave passers-by,
0:59:42 > 0:59:46- 'one of whom we have here with us. - We felt that... Actually,- I- felt...
0:59:46 > 0:59:51'..that the people... that lives were in danger,
0:59:51 > 0:59:54'so I...I jumped on top of the bus.
0:59:54 > 0:59:58'Well, the bus was on its side, actually, so it wasn't that high
0:59:58 > 1:00:01'to jump...on top of the bus.'
1:00:01 > 1:00:03- Oh, my God.- What?
1:00:03 > 1:00:06Oh, it's horrible, Ma!
1:00:06 > 1:00:10'..not on the bus, but in the bus. I saw it from the window.'
1:00:10 > 1:00:13'I was frightened there were people dead everywhere,
1:00:13 > 1:00:16'but there were just cuts and bruises...'
1:00:18 > 1:00:20SHE MOANS
1:00:26 > 1:00:29SHE WAILS
1:00:30 > 1:00:32- Damn! - Ah, you didn't miss much.
1:00:32 > 1:00:36- She's only your sister. - Was she good?
1:00:36 > 1:00:41Not really. She was a bit inarticulate, to tell you the truth.
1:00:41 > 1:00:43- (SOBBING:) I was shit! - No, you weren't.
1:00:43 > 1:00:46My hair was shit! Yes, I was!
1:00:46 > 1:00:50My moustache... I AM like Burt Reynolds!
1:00:50 > 1:00:52SHE GASPS AND SLAPS HIM
1:00:52 > 1:00:55Fuckin' hell!
1:00:55 > 1:00:59- Do you mind if we stay in tonight? - What?- I'm knackered. Do you mind?
1:00:59 > 1:01:04- Sam...!- Come on. We don't have to go out every night, do we?- Every night?!
1:01:04 > 1:01:07SHE SOBS
1:01:08 > 1:01:11I pay rent here. I pay your rent on top of my own.
1:01:11 > 1:01:14I give you money. I treat you well. Is that not enough?
1:01:14 > 1:01:17- It's not what I want! - What DO you want?!
1:01:17 > 1:01:21SHE SCREAMS AND SLAPS HIM REPEATEDLY
1:01:21 > 1:01:25- Tickles... Tickles! - No! Oh, put me down!- No!
1:01:25 > 1:01:29- Sam!- No! - This is not what I'm talking about!
1:01:29 > 1:01:31- Ah! Ah! Ah! - SHE SLAPS HIM
1:01:33 > 1:01:36'Oh, fuck! What the fuck?!'
1:01:36 > 1:01:40- Now, listen. Listen. Fuck this. - I'm sorry...
1:01:40 > 1:01:43- This is... - I'm sorry, I...- This is too much!
1:01:43 > 1:01:46What's wrong with you?! Jesus!
1:01:46 > 1:01:50It was kinky at first, but... Me fucking jaw!
1:01:50 > 1:01:54- Don't go, Oscar! Please stay! - Fuck that.
1:01:54 > 1:01:58Look, you're better off finding someone into that shit, Noeleen.
1:01:58 > 1:02:02- I won't! I won't! I'll stop! - I'll see you again.
1:02:02 > 1:02:05Oscar, please... I'll stop!
1:02:05 > 1:02:06I'll see you again.
1:02:06 > 1:02:09Oscar, I won't. I'll stop!
1:02:09 > 1:02:11HE GROANS
1:02:11 > 1:02:13Me fuckin' jaw!
1:02:13 > 1:02:15DOOR SLAMS
1:02:15 > 1:02:20I knew I had it, but I didn't care, cos I didn't see it.
1:02:20 > 1:02:23Now I see it! Now I do,
1:02:23 > 1:02:27I don't understand why I didn't. It's like I...
1:02:27 > 1:02:32I kept it as a badge of mourning or something. I dunno.
1:02:32 > 1:02:35Or courage. You've been through the wars, love.
1:02:35 > 1:02:38That's true. I've distinguished myself.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42BOTH CHUCKLE
1:02:44 > 1:02:48What about you, Ma? Have you ever thought about getting married again?
1:02:49 > 1:02:53I don't think I could even if I wanted to.
1:02:53 > 1:02:56Your father was...
1:02:56 > 1:03:00- I dunno. I-I'd feel... - You were betraying him?
1:03:01 > 1:03:04No. I think he'd have wanted me to.
1:03:04 > 1:03:06It's just...
1:03:06 > 1:03:09I still feel close to him, you know?
1:03:11 > 1:03:14To have had someone like him in my life that special,
1:03:14 > 1:03:19I feel it's enough. And who could ever give me what he gave me?
1:03:19 > 1:03:22- What do you mean?- Oh, I dunno.
1:03:22 > 1:03:25His love, for one thing.
1:03:25 > 1:03:28My home...
1:03:28 > 1:03:30the times we had.
1:03:31 > 1:03:33We did have times, Sally.
1:03:33 > 1:03:36A load of memories.
1:03:36 > 1:03:39The children he gave me...
1:03:40 > 1:03:44..my beautiful children... With or without moustaches, huh?
1:03:46 > 1:03:49I feel blessed by all of that. By you, Sally!
1:03:49 > 1:03:53- Oh, Ma...- So why would I want for anything more?
1:03:53 > 1:03:55Hmm? I'm serious, love.
1:03:57 > 1:03:59I know.
1:04:01 > 1:04:05- I've been so lonely, Ma. - Oh, I know you have, baby!
1:04:05 > 1:04:08- I know you have! - SHE SOBS
1:04:08 > 1:04:10Aw, shh...
1:04:10 > 1:04:12It's all right.
1:04:20 > 1:04:24Delicious, this. I can feel it doing me good already!
1:04:24 > 1:04:27Vitamins and shite. Carbs or whatever.
1:04:27 > 1:04:31- I think it's all in the beans. - Do you have any brown sauce?
1:04:31 > 1:04:33- Sure.- Or is it the puddin'?
1:04:35 > 1:04:37Anyway, what time is it?
1:04:37 > 1:04:41It's half-seven. We don't go down till eight.
1:04:41 > 1:04:45- That way a knock on the door won't be too strange.- I won't be talking.
1:04:45 > 1:04:49- That's right. You nod, whatever. Or grunt.- Write shit down.
1:04:49 > 1:04:52DOOR BANGS
1:04:54 > 1:04:56There we are.
1:05:01 > 1:05:04You scummy fucker!
1:05:04 > 1:05:06Want some? It's nice, man!
1:05:08 > 1:05:11Go on, give us a shot.
1:05:28 > 1:05:30Delicious!
1:05:33 > 1:05:36Give us some of that.
1:05:36 > 1:05:38It's gorgeous!
1:05:40 > 1:05:42You got the gun an' all, Lehiff?
1:05:43 > 1:05:47- Mmm.- Give us a look. - Here?! Use your head, man!
1:05:54 > 1:05:57- It's not fuckin' bad. - I'm tellin' you, man!
1:05:57 > 1:06:00- I'll show yous after, right? - Mmm.
1:06:05 > 1:06:08That's fuckin' delish, man!
1:06:11 > 1:06:14Be careful, you fuck!
1:06:16 > 1:06:21Stick on some sounds, will ya? Get us in the mood. What have you got?
1:06:21 > 1:06:23Er, Clannad.
1:06:23 > 1:06:25Fuck that! I'll do without.
1:06:25 > 1:06:29Here, look at this. I got them in the joke shop,
1:06:29 > 1:06:33so's we can drive the bloke to the bank. Anyone looks, they see real people,
1:06:33 > 1:06:36- but not the right people.- Clever!
1:06:36 > 1:06:40Believe it! For this shite, you've got to be Stephen fucking Hawking.
1:06:41 > 1:06:43Hawkings. Which is it?
1:06:43 > 1:06:46- Hawkings.- Hawking.
1:06:50 > 1:06:53MUSIC: "Newgrange" by Clannad
1:06:58 > 1:07:03ALL SING ALONG UNCERTAINLY WITH GAELIC CHORUS
1:07:08 > 1:07:11# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo
1:07:11 > 1:07:15# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo... #
1:07:18 > 1:07:19Where's your sis, Cathal?
1:07:19 > 1:07:22Why? She gonna be on this?
1:07:22 > 1:07:26- What would she do to get on? - She'd do anything you want.
1:07:26 > 1:07:29To the camera. To the camera, Cathal.
1:07:29 > 1:07:32- Would she give me a ridin'? - She might.- The whore!
1:07:32 > 1:07:34She's not a whore.
1:07:34 > 1:07:38# ..Forgotten is the race that no-one knows... #
1:07:38 > 1:07:40This is Wayne, Ben.
1:07:40 > 1:07:45Dealer. He isn't doing much at the moment on account of surveillance.
1:07:45 > 1:07:48That's right. Can't even take a shit in peace.
1:07:48 > 1:07:51Reckon he's done the odd drive-by, as well.
1:07:51 > 1:07:54IMITATES GUNFIRE
1:07:55 > 1:07:57That'd be telling, Jerry!
1:07:57 > 1:08:00What's this? A...A film?
1:08:00 > 1:08:02Fuckin' scumbag.
1:08:02 > 1:08:05It's a documentary.
1:08:05 > 1:08:07About what?
1:08:07 > 1:08:09About scumbags.
1:08:13 > 1:08:17So...tell the camera what it's like dealing death for a living.
1:08:20 > 1:08:23Go on! Feeding filth to these poor addicts.
1:08:23 > 1:08:26Fuckhole!
1:08:29 > 1:08:31Are you looking for a shot, man?
1:08:33 > 1:08:36Dislodge the champion off his podium?
1:08:36 > 1:08:39- Reckon I can do it, Jerry. - JERRY SIGHS
1:08:42 > 1:08:45- You getting this, Ben? - Reckon I can whup ya!
1:09:14 > 1:09:16See what I mean?
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Scum!
1:09:23 > 1:09:26It's the only thing they understand.
1:09:30 > 1:09:32Jesus!
1:09:39 > 1:09:41How are you?
1:09:41 > 1:09:44Who is it, Deirdre?
1:09:45 > 1:09:50These lads'll go with Sam, and me, the dangerous fuck, will stay with you,
1:09:50 > 1:09:54all right? ..Good. ..OK, Sam?
1:09:59 > 1:10:01Good. All right!
1:10:11 > 1:10:13I won't.
1:10:21 > 1:10:23- I will.- All right, let's go!
1:10:33 > 1:10:37What the fuck do you see in a fogey like that anyway, huh?
1:10:40 > 1:10:43Can't say he'd be too energetic sack-wise.
1:10:43 > 1:10:46You can answer me.
1:10:48 > 1:10:50That chick's a bit young for you, isn't she?
1:10:50 > 1:10:53What'd she be? 25, 26?
1:10:53 > 1:10:56And gorgeous!
1:10:56 > 1:10:59Suppose it's the old wage, though, isn't it?
1:10:59 > 1:11:02That'd attract them, all right.
1:11:03 > 1:11:07I tell you what, though, despite her material wants...
1:11:07 > 1:11:09I'm talking about me own wife here now,
1:11:09 > 1:11:12she has them.
1:11:12 > 1:11:15..me and her is based on more than that.
1:11:15 > 1:11:20Snuggle her at night, get the old belly-flutts.
1:11:20 > 1:11:22HE SIGHS
1:11:22 > 1:11:26Does your woman give you that? ..No?
1:11:26 > 1:11:29Or more to the point, do you give her it?
1:11:31 > 1:11:34- You own this place?- No.
1:11:34 > 1:11:38Rent, huh? I wouldn't mind owning somewhere like here, now.
1:11:38 > 1:11:43It's not the best, but for a man of my humble wants, you know...
1:11:44 > 1:11:46Is that a wok I see?
1:11:52 > 1:11:54It's very nice!
1:11:54 > 1:11:59Are they worth getting? Do you find you have much use for it?
1:11:59 > 1:12:01I suppose.
1:12:01 > 1:12:05I've been eyeing a few kitchen appliances, you know? Woks,
1:12:05 > 1:12:08blenders... Feel it's time I domesticated meself a bit.
1:12:08 > 1:12:12Wok-ed me own grub instead of always ordering in.
1:12:12 > 1:12:15- What oil do you use? I hear olive's the best.- Well,
1:12:15 > 1:12:18- that's what I use.- Right.
1:12:18 > 1:12:23And what, you know, are the advantages it has above, say...
1:12:23 > 1:12:25chip-pan oil or...?
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Hey!
1:12:32 > 1:12:35- You fuckin' idiot!- Argh!
1:12:35 > 1:12:38Get back in there and make me some tea.
1:12:38 > 1:12:40SHE SOBS Go on!
1:12:41 > 1:12:44All right! Go on. Go.
1:13:06 > 1:13:09Did you mean that, Mick?
1:13:11 > 1:13:15What you said about the missus? About gettin' the flutts an' all?
1:13:15 > 1:13:18Oh, yeah! Did you think I didn't?
1:13:20 > 1:13:23True love, man! If you feel it, you feel it.
1:13:25 > 1:13:27What d'you think?
1:13:27 > 1:13:29Yeah.
1:13:31 > 1:13:33You feel it?
1:13:33 > 1:13:35Huh?
1:13:35 > 1:13:37With Deirdre, man.
1:13:39 > 1:13:41I do.
1:13:45 > 1:13:47It gets me in here.
1:13:47 > 1:13:49Yeah.
1:13:51 > 1:13:53That's where it gets you, all right.
1:13:55 > 1:13:57Try and fuck with me?!
1:13:59 > 1:14:01Have to watch you like a vulture.
1:14:07 > 1:14:10Don't want sugar. Get me brown sauce.
1:14:10 > 1:14:14- B-Brown sauce? - Something wrong with that, is there?
1:14:16 > 1:14:22It's the new fuckin' business, sure! Everyone's doing it.
1:14:25 > 1:14:28Had a bad old morning, huh?
1:14:38 > 1:14:40Hi, Sally!
1:14:40 > 1:14:44- Hey. Should you not be in work? - I took the day off.
1:14:44 > 1:14:47Thinking of leaving altogether, actually.
1:14:47 > 1:14:49- Yeah? - Yeah. It's pissing me off, you know?
1:14:49 > 1:14:53- What about yourself? - Well, it's my birthday next week.
1:14:53 > 1:14:56- Yeah? Happy birthday.- Thanks.
1:14:56 > 1:14:59And my mother got me one of those mall vouchers.
1:14:59 > 1:15:03You know, you can use it in any shop, yeah.
1:15:03 > 1:15:06So I'm gonna get a make-over. Nice massage.
1:15:06 > 1:15:10- Treat yourself, huh? - Bit of a facial. Exactly. Yeah.
1:15:10 > 1:15:12Get my moustache waxed.
1:15:12 > 1:15:13What moustache?
1:15:13 > 1:15:16- Oscar, come on. - There's a bit of hair,
1:15:16 > 1:15:21but it's hardly a ronnie, man. A bit of bleaching's all that needs.
1:15:21 > 1:15:23- Hmm.- Do you want a coffee?
1:15:24 > 1:15:27I was just on my way up to you.
1:15:27 > 1:15:30What's up with your phone? Is it broke?
1:15:30 > 1:15:33And more to the point... Slow down a second!
1:15:33 > 1:15:37- More to the point, where were you last night?- Leave me alone, Karen.
1:15:37 > 1:15:40What? Oh, I get you.
1:15:40 > 1:15:43This new man in your life, is that it?
1:15:43 > 1:15:47Now that everything's peaches and cream, it's dump your friends?! Leave them hanging?!
1:15:47 > 1:15:51Is that it? Stop a second, will you, for fuck's sake!
1:15:51 > 1:15:56Is that the explanation? After all the effort I've put into you,
1:15:56 > 1:15:59the time I've spent, the... Stop, I said!
1:15:59 > 1:16:02Get your fucking maulers off me!
1:16:02 > 1:16:04SHE SOBS
1:16:04 > 1:16:07Look! Look at this!
1:16:10 > 1:16:13Oh, man, it's bulgin'!
1:16:16 > 1:16:18Prepare to be rich, huh?
1:16:18 > 1:16:21Prepare to fuckin'...
1:16:30 > 1:16:33CAR HORN BLARES
1:16:37 > 1:16:40Where the fuck is he going?
1:16:46 > 1:16:48Sam!
1:16:48 > 1:16:51What the fuck...?!
1:16:51 > 1:16:53- Who's that?- I'm sorry!
1:16:53 > 1:16:55The bag! Where's the bag?
1:16:55 > 1:16:58What the fuck...? It's some chick!
1:16:58 > 1:17:01- She's vicious, man!- Argh!
1:17:02 > 1:17:05She's an animal! Milling into the fucker!
1:17:05 > 1:17:08- Are you OK?- I'm sorry, Noeleen! - Are you OK?
1:17:08 > 1:17:11Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK.
1:17:11 > 1:17:15Retaliate, you dope! Grab the bag, stand the fuck up and...
1:17:15 > 1:17:18Aw, mate!
1:17:18 > 1:17:22- Get off me!- Cops. Skates, man! Skedaddle, will you? Jesus!
1:17:22 > 1:17:25ENGINE REVS
1:17:41 > 1:17:44- Get off him. Come on. - Calm down, madam.
1:17:49 > 1:17:53- I don't believe it. Who was that? - I don't fucking know.
1:17:53 > 1:17:57That's it, now. All that risk,
1:17:57 > 1:18:01that work, for nothing! I promised Cathy a shed out the back.
1:18:01 > 1:18:06What the fuck do I tell her now? You know, store your shovels and shit,
1:18:06 > 1:18:08your lawnmower...
1:18:08 > 1:18:11What the fuck?!
1:18:11 > 1:18:15That's the little fucker who stoned me bus!
1:18:15 > 1:18:18- So? We've got to get back, man! - Fuck that.
1:18:18 > 1:18:21- What do you mean?! What about Deirdre?- You're the one that loves her.
1:18:21 > 1:18:24You go back. I've me own mission here!
1:18:25 > 1:18:27Mick!
1:18:28 > 1:18:31Right. He's movin'.
1:18:33 > 1:18:36Looking for love...it's tough.
1:18:36 > 1:18:38It is.
1:18:38 > 1:18:41- How did we get on to this?- Dunno.
1:18:42 > 1:18:46- And it's frightening. - Lot of bad decisions you can make.
1:18:46 > 1:18:52Lot of wrong turns. Exactly. Potential for heartbreak. For hurt.
1:18:53 > 1:18:57- But you persevere.- You reckon?
1:18:57 > 1:18:59Ah, yeah. You got to, do you not think?
1:18:59 > 1:19:04No, I do. I mean, what else is there?
1:19:04 > 1:19:06Exactly. What the fuck else is there?
1:19:06 > 1:19:09MUSIC: "Disappearing Act" by Ron Sexsmith
1:19:15 > 1:19:19# Some say you've got to lose to win
1:19:19 > 1:19:21# Any moment now
1:19:21 > 1:19:23# Our luck could stumble in
1:19:24 > 1:19:27# And claim us at the lost and found
1:19:27 > 1:19:29# And help us all
1:19:29 > 1:19:32# Get our feet back on the ground
1:19:32 > 1:19:35# Disappearing act
1:19:35 > 1:19:39# I want my money back
1:19:40 > 1:19:43# Disappearing act
1:19:43 > 1:19:46# Something warned us long ago... #
1:19:47 > 1:19:50Who is it?
1:20:00 > 1:20:02What's going on?
1:20:04 > 1:20:08What the fuck does this mean? Where's you-know-who?
1:20:08 > 1:20:11Are you fuckin' around here? What's goin' on, man?
1:20:18 > 1:20:21She got out of order. Who's this crazy old 'un?
1:20:25 > 1:20:28Fuck that! Fuck her! Where is everyone?!
1:20:28 > 1:20:31Don't write it! Tell me! Give me that. ..I'm a prick?!
1:20:31 > 1:20:36YOU'RE a prick! If this is fucked up, I wanna know how!
1:20:36 > 1:20:39I said talk now, man! Who's got the money?
1:20:39 > 1:20:42- Why'd you hit her? - Cos she's a cunt!- (John...!)
1:20:42 > 1:20:46- Tell me! You'll have to blow your cover!- John?!
1:20:46 > 1:20:49Shut up or I'll smack you again! ..And don't give me this mad old shit!
1:20:49 > 1:20:51Tell me!
1:20:54 > 1:20:56GUNSHOT AND JOHN GASPS
1:20:58 > 1:21:01Ah, fuck! Look what you're after makin' me do!
1:21:03 > 1:21:06Ah, fuck this! DOOR SLAMS
1:21:06 > 1:21:09John!
1:21:09 > 1:21:12John! Are you all right?!
1:21:12 > 1:21:15Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
1:21:15 > 1:21:20Jesus, I'm late. They said they'd a cancellation for ten. But if I miss that...
1:21:20 > 1:21:23- You'd better hurry. - It's great to see you, Oscar.
1:21:23 > 1:21:27Come here. If you wanna leave your job, you know what I say?
1:21:27 > 1:21:31Leave your fucking job. Go somewhere you're treated right.
1:21:34 > 1:21:37Oh, and, er...thanks for the coffee.
1:21:40 > 1:21:42Sally?
1:21:43 > 1:21:46Do you wanna go out some night?
1:21:50 > 1:21:53- We have a hit, huh?- Yeah.
1:21:53 > 1:21:57- Respect, man. From one maverick to another, congrat... - ENGINE ROARS
1:21:57 > 1:22:00# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo... #
1:22:00 > 1:22:02Get in!
1:22:02 > 1:22:05- What?- We're not finished yet. Come on!
1:22:09 > 1:22:12- Ever been in a high-speed pursuit? - No.
1:22:12 > 1:22:15Buckle up and get filmin'!
1:22:17 > 1:22:19# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo
1:22:19 > 1:22:22# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo, oh... #
1:22:24 > 1:22:26Of all the cunts...!
1:22:30 > 1:22:33- Wah! - This is where we separate the men...
1:22:33 > 1:22:37from the faggots. Film me when I talk, man!
1:22:37 > 1:22:40Oh, come on, ya fuck, you!
1:22:41 > 1:22:43Is that all you got?
1:22:45 > 1:22:47That your best?
1:22:47 > 1:22:49Bollocks!
1:22:57 > 1:23:00After costin' me my job...
1:23:10 > 1:23:13- Fuck, where's he going? - Are you filming me?
1:23:15 > 1:23:20He's going to the country. ..You're out of your element now, pal!
1:23:20 > 1:23:21So are we, Jerry.
1:23:21 > 1:23:23Shut the fuck up.
1:23:29 > 1:23:31I am gonna nab you directly.
1:23:38 > 1:23:41I'm right behind you, you little fuck!
1:23:45 > 1:23:46Fuck!
1:23:46 > 1:23:48TYRES SQUEAL
1:23:50 > 1:23:53SHEEP BLEAT
1:23:55 > 1:23:58CREAKING
1:24:06 > 1:24:09- CREAKING - Ah... Ah!
1:24:11 > 1:24:14I won't hurt you. Come here!
1:24:27 > 1:24:32Step on the bumper! Put your weight on it, so I can climb back.
1:24:35 > 1:24:38- CREAKING - Please!
1:24:46 > 1:24:48Sorry, sheep.
1:24:48 > 1:24:51Got to put you down, man.
1:24:52 > 1:24:54GUNSHOT
1:24:55 > 1:24:57Out of your misery.
1:24:59 > 1:25:02It was you, you fuck! You stole me motor!
1:25:02 > 1:25:05You shouldn't have pissed on me legs, man!
1:25:05 > 1:25:08Ah, fuck's sake... And me sounds, man!
1:25:08 > 1:25:10Shit sounds!
1:25:10 > 1:25:13You were playin' them, fuckhole.
1:25:15 > 1:25:17Hear this fuckin' hypocrite, huh?
1:25:17 > 1:25:20Anyway, the power of certain artistes...
1:25:20 > 1:25:23is beyond the ken of cunts like you.
1:25:23 > 1:25:28You just don't have the requisite Celtic soul, man.
1:25:28 > 1:25:29Yes, I do.
1:25:29 > 1:25:31Ooh...
1:25:31 > 1:25:34Oh, that's a brave fuckin' statement!
1:25:34 > 1:25:38Would you like the chance to back that up, eh?
1:25:38 > 1:25:40Huh?
1:25:45 > 1:25:47You and me.
1:25:48 > 1:25:51Hand to hand.
1:25:51 > 1:25:53You win...
1:25:53 > 1:25:55I let you go.
1:25:57 > 1:25:59OK.
1:25:59 > 1:26:02Are you getting this, Ben? Ben, come on!
1:26:02 > 1:26:06This episode'll be entitled... Personal Justice.
1:26:07 > 1:26:11Right? Right, come on. Come on, you scumbag, you.
1:26:13 > 1:26:16Oh.
1:26:29 > 1:26:32Good lad.
1:26:33 > 1:26:35BOY LAUGHS
1:26:35 > 1:26:37Argh! FUCK...!
1:26:37 > 1:26:39TWO GUNSHOTS
1:26:42 > 1:26:44Jerry! Jerry!
1:26:44 > 1:26:46RUNNING FOOTSTEPS THEN GUNSHOT
1:26:46 > 1:26:48GUNSHOT
1:26:53 > 1:26:55- TV CHATTER FADING UP - '..Over 80 miles an hour.
1:26:55 > 1:26:59'A chase which ended here with the destruction of livestock,
1:26:59 > 1:27:02'a vicious shootout and the loss of a life.
1:27:02 > 1:27:05'Detective Jerry Lynch, a 15-year veteran
1:27:05 > 1:27:08- 'of the Garda Siochana...' - Was it the money?
1:27:08 > 1:27:11- No.- To hurt me?
1:27:11 > 1:27:13- Deirdre... - Him?- Maybe a little bit.
1:27:13 > 1:27:16- I dunno. - You were an idiot, John, always!
1:27:16 > 1:27:20- I know.- Always the same shitter, ever since I've known you!
1:27:20 > 1:27:23Taking the long way to get what you want
1:27:23 > 1:27:25and fucking everything up on the way.
1:27:25 > 1:27:28- Anything but ask, huh? - I might be refused!
1:27:28 > 1:27:32Anything but say what you need. You have to take that chance!
1:27:32 > 1:27:37And you're right. You might be refused, but on the other hand...
1:27:37 > 1:27:41- You know?- Uh-huh. - Might's not definite, is it?
1:27:41 > 1:27:44It's a vague enough term at best.
1:27:47 > 1:27:50Tell me what you need, John!
1:27:52 > 1:27:56Hey, fuckhole, look at you! Give us a look.
1:27:58 > 1:28:01- See you, John. - Sure, it's only a flesh wound.
1:28:02 > 1:28:06So, action fuckin' central, huh? So, tell us about it.
1:28:06 > 1:28:08JOHN TUTS AND SIGHS
1:28:11 > 1:28:13- John!- Hmm?
1:28:13 > 1:28:15Come on, man. Tell!
1:28:15 > 1:28:20'Shit happens you can't change. You've got to deal with it, adapt.
1:28:20 > 1:28:23'Other shit, though, you have the choice,'
1:28:23 > 1:28:26the means to improve your situation. That's what you do, don't you?
1:28:26 > 1:28:29- You do. - Try to make yourself happy.
1:28:29 > 1:28:34This is philosophy, George. This...is life! Come on!
1:28:38 > 1:28:40More!
1:28:43 > 1:28:46Ah... Succour, you know?
1:28:46 > 1:28:48Satisfaction.
1:28:48 > 1:28:52I mean...take me, for example. My handicap.
1:28:52 > 1:28:54What you might call my handi...
1:28:54 > 1:28:57Snap. Hey! Snap!
1:29:02 > 1:29:04- Hey.- What's up, man?
1:29:04 > 1:29:08- I'm brickin'. - Relax. If they haven't got you yet,
1:29:08 > 1:29:10they're not gonna. What you say at the hospital?
1:29:10 > 1:29:14That I was mugged and dumped in the canal. Filed a report.
1:29:14 > 1:29:17- So keep the cool, we'll be hunky. - What about Deirdre?
1:29:17 > 1:29:20Ah, she won't say anything, you know?
1:29:20 > 1:29:27No! What about her and you, man? Have yous finished your little intermission?
1:29:27 > 1:29:28CRASH!
1:29:28 > 1:29:31- Hey!- What?
1:29:31 > 1:29:34I'll race you. Think you're the king on wheels?
1:29:34 > 1:29:36- I'm the king round here! - Fine.- Me!
1:29:36 > 1:29:39You chicken, pal? Huh?
1:29:39 > 1:29:42You afraid to face the king?
1:29:43 > 1:29:48- Because you're not, you know. - Not what?- The king! You may be the prince...
1:29:48 > 1:29:51SOUNDTRACK PLAYS BACKWARDS
1:29:52 > 1:29:55'Jerry! Jerry!'
1:30:00 > 1:30:02Ah!
1:30:02 > 1:30:03Argh!
1:30:31 > 1:30:34KNOCK AT DOOR
1:30:36 > 1:30:38Come in.
1:30:46 > 1:30:47Hi.
1:30:47 > 1:30:49Hi, Jerry.
1:30:52 > 1:30:56- Did you, er...see me on the News? - Yeah.
1:30:56 > 1:31:00- Detective hero! - Yeah, I know. Come here.
1:31:01 > 1:31:04The way it was told... is the way it has to be.
1:31:04 > 1:31:06I know.
1:31:06 > 1:31:09- You saved my life. - Hey...- YOU'RE the hero, Ben.
1:31:09 > 1:31:11No, I mean it!
1:31:12 > 1:31:17As a token of my respect - no, fuck that! - my admiration...
1:31:17 > 1:31:19I want you to have these.
1:31:24 > 1:31:27- Wow! Fainne Lasta! - You've earned them.
1:31:29 > 1:31:33A warrior soul, Ben. A kindred soul.
1:31:44 > 1:31:47I'd better go empty me colostomy bag.
1:31:52 > 1:31:56- We'll meet again, no doubt. - Yeah. On the streets, huh?
1:31:57 > 1:32:00On the streets.
1:32:06 > 1:32:09Can I, er...
1:32:09 > 1:32:12can I talk to you for a sec? ..Hey, Maura.
1:32:12 > 1:32:15- Hello, John. - Can I talk to you?
1:32:15 > 1:32:17Sure.
1:32:22 > 1:32:25If you don't shut up, I WILL race you.
1:32:27 > 1:32:30- <- I'll show you! Come on!
1:32:30 > 1:32:33I just want to say a couple of things to you.
1:32:33 > 1:32:37- I'm not asking for anything, so don't feel any pressure.- OK.
1:32:37 > 1:32:40Just...listen.
1:32:40 > 1:32:44This is a list of things that I want...
1:32:44 > 1:32:47and have wanted for a long time.
1:32:47 > 1:32:50Straight from the heart, no fucking around.
1:32:50 > 1:32:53To be with you.
1:32:53 > 1:32:56To live with you...
1:32:56 > 1:33:00and to...eventually, you know...
1:33:00 > 1:33:01to marry you.
1:33:01 > 1:33:03to have your child
1:33:03 > 1:33:05or...
1:33:05 > 1:33:08- For me to have yours?- Yes.
1:33:08 > 1:33:12- All my children, however many. Three, four...- Go on.
1:33:12 > 1:33:15To grow old with you.
1:33:16 > 1:33:20To know - and that's the main thing...
1:33:20 > 1:33:23To know, all right...
1:33:24 > 1:33:26..that you feel the same.
1:33:29 > 1:33:32That's it.
1:33:33 > 1:33:35Uh-huh.
1:33:36 > 1:33:38How hard was that?!
1:33:38 > 1:33:41Hard enough.
1:33:43 > 1:33:45Well, I DO feel the same.
1:33:48 > 1:33:51Well, hey...
1:33:56 > 1:33:59- What's wrong? - Not in front of your ma.
1:33:59 > 1:34:02You fuckin' prude!
1:34:03 > 1:34:05THEY don't mind!
1:34:12 > 1:34:15- Will you ever cheat on me?- Never.
1:34:15 > 1:34:17- Will you take care of me?- Always.
1:34:17 > 1:34:20- Will you ever neglect me?- No.
1:34:20 > 1:34:23- Raise a hand to me?- No! - Take a shit on me?
1:34:23 > 1:34:26Do you want me to?
1:34:26 > 1:34:28- <- I have had enough of you!
1:34:28 > 1:34:31SHOUTING
1:34:31 > 1:34:33THEY ALL SHOUT
1:34:33 > 1:34:36On your marks...get set...go!
1:34:36 > 1:34:41Where are you? Where are you, you grumbling old piece of shite?
1:34:41 > 1:34:44- ALL YELL - Here we go!
1:34:44 > 1:34:47Come on, you old fucker!
1:34:47 > 1:34:50- Someone give us a push! - CRASH! - Me leg!
1:34:50 > 1:34:53Ah, Jesus! Ah, fuck, man!
1:34:53 > 1:34:56Where is he?
1:34:56 > 1:34:59Default! There was an obstacle!
1:34:59 > 1:35:02I am the king! Yes! Do you see this?!
1:35:02 > 1:35:05Do you see this?!
1:35:05 > 1:35:07I am...the king...of the land!
1:35:07 > 1:35:11The king of the Republic of Ireland!
1:35:11 > 1:35:14- Hah! Saw you on the box, love. - Yeah?
1:35:14 > 1:35:17- You were shite. - Thank you very much!
1:35:17 > 1:35:22Thank you and thank you, because you are outta here.
1:35:22 > 1:35:24CHEERING
1:35:24 > 1:35:27So...you and Sally, man? Who'd have thought?
1:35:27 > 1:35:31I fuckin' love her, man. Wait till I tell you what we did last night...
1:35:31 > 1:35:35- No. Don't, man. For fuck's sake... - Aye, you're right.
1:35:35 > 1:35:38Keep it to myself, I will. Cherish it.
1:35:38 > 1:35:40- That's it.- Relish it, I will.
1:35:40 > 1:35:42Aha.
1:35:42 > 1:35:47- So, you relish being out of a job? - Fuckin' right! No gettin' up,
1:35:47 > 1:35:51- no taking orders... - No Henderson!- That's the best bit -
1:35:51 > 1:35:54- being free of that fuck! - Absolutely.
1:35:54 > 1:35:57- Are you off, Mr Henderson? - I am indeed, Mrs Rooney.
1:35:57 > 1:36:00A little R&R, as they say in the States.
1:36:00 > 1:36:03Isn't it lucky for some?
1:36:06 > 1:36:08I...am the boss.
1:36:08 > 1:36:11I have authority.
1:36:12 > 1:36:14You are the minion.
1:36:14 > 1:36:16You are beneath.
1:36:18 > 1:36:21I have the power.
1:36:21 > 1:36:26What do I have? ..I didn't get that. Speak up! What do I have?
1:36:28 > 1:36:30That's right.
1:36:30 > 1:36:33That's absolutely...
1:36:34 > 1:36:37What the fuck...?!
1:36:37 > 1:36:40# I fought fate, there's blood
1:36:40 > 1:36:42# On the garden gate
1:36:42 > 1:36:44# The man said childhood
1:36:44 > 1:36:48# It's in his childhood
1:36:48 > 1:36:50# One day I'll die
1:36:50 > 1:36:53# The choice will not be mine
1:36:53 > 1:36:56# Will it be too late?
1:36:56 > 1:37:00# You can't fight it
1:37:00 > 1:37:03# I was of a feeling it was out of control
1:37:03 > 1:37:06# I had the opinion it was out of control... #
1:37:11 > 1:37:14- 'Where the hell is it? - Just do it manually.'
1:37:14 > 1:37:18- Are you sitting on it? - Just do it manually!
1:37:24 > 1:37:26This is good.
1:37:26 > 1:37:29TINKLY THEME MUSIC
1:37:29 > 1:37:32Oh, no. I saw this one. Something else.
1:37:32 > 1:37:34Is it under you?!
1:37:44 > 1:37:47- HE SURFS CHANNELS - Keep going. Come on.
1:37:47 > 1:37:49No. Back one.
1:37:49 > 1:37:53- Back one. - SAME TINKLY THEME MUSIC
1:38:07 > 1:38:10- COLIN FARRELL SINGS: - # Breaking rocks in the hot sun
1:38:10 > 1:38:13# I fought the law and the the law won
1:38:13 > 1:38:16# I fought the law and the the law won
1:38:16 > 1:38:19# I needed money cos I had none
1:38:19 > 1:38:22# I fought the law and the the law won
1:38:22 > 1:38:25# I fought the law and the the law won
1:38:25 > 1:38:28# I left my baby and it feels so bad
1:38:28 > 1:38:30# I guess my race is run
1:38:31 > 1:38:34# She's the best girl that I've ever had
1:38:34 > 1:38:37# I fought the law and the the law won
1:38:37 > 1:38:41- # I fought the law and the... # - CRASHING GUITAR SOLO
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