Romance and Cigarettes

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0:00:02 > 0:00:09This film contains very strong language.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33When a woman bends over,

0:00:33 > 0:00:37a man sees a jelly doughnut.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42Her brain expands, his explodes...

0:00:42 > 0:00:47dead on arrival in her powdered jelly doughnut.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56SNORING

0:01:36 > 0:01:39SNORING GETS LOUDER

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Dad?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Daddy?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36HE SCREAMS

0:02:43 > 0:02:46# I can remember when

0:02:46 > 0:02:49# We walked together

0:02:51 > 0:02:54# Sharing a love I thought

0:02:54 > 0:02:58# Would last forever

0:03:00 > 0:03:03# Moonlight to show the way

0:03:03 > 0:03:07# So we can follow

0:03:08 > 0:03:12# Waiting inside her eyes

0:03:12 > 0:03:16# Was my tomorrow

0:03:16 > 0:03:20# Then something changed her mind

0:03:20 > 0:03:24# Her kisses told me

0:03:25 > 0:03:28# I had no loving arms

0:03:28 > 0:03:32# To hold me

0:03:32 > 0:03:36# Every day I wake up Then I start to break up

0:03:36 > 0:03:40# Lonely is a man without love

0:03:40 > 0:03:44# Every day I start out Then I cry my heart out

0:03:44 > 0:03:48# Lonely is a man without love

0:03:48 > 0:03:52# Every day I wake up Then I start to break up

0:03:52 > 0:03:56# Knowing that it's cloudy above

0:03:56 > 0:04:00# Every day I start out Then I cry my heart out

0:04:00 > 0:04:05# Lonely is a man without love

0:04:11 > 0:04:14# I cannot face this world

0:04:14 > 0:04:18# That's falling down on me

0:04:18 > 0:04:22# So if you see my girl

0:04:22 > 0:04:26# Please send her home to me

0:04:27 > 0:04:30# Tell her about my heart... #

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- ELECTRIC GUITAR IS PLUCKED - One, two, one, two. OK?

0:04:35 > 0:04:40We are not beautiful We are not ugly

0:04:40 > 0:04:43We are ANGRY!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46BAND STARTS PLAYING

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Hey, honey! I'm home!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I bought you some cookies.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03They're doughnuts.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27What's the matter?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Somebody die?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42"If God's gift of grace or the light on your face

0:05:42 > 0:05:45"could make me forget...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47"your vagina is wet..."

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- Let me see that!- "To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love."

0:05:54 > 0:05:56What are you, a private dick?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00How different could it be, huh?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01It's just a hole.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03You can't incriminate a man over some words!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- What do you think you're going to find there - peanuts?- It's poetry!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Po... Oh, it's poetry!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Well, I'm going to give you some fucking poetry!

0:06:11 > 0:06:16Pink motels, white thighs, deep fried, shake it, bake it, rotate it.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Swollen heads, busted beds, empty lots...

0:06:22 > 0:06:23You just made that up?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm deep.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27A man is innocent till proven guilty.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- I'm going to lop your power helmet right off. - Oh, you're going to threaten me now?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35You are a master, you are a master. I smoked your ass out, you two-faced...!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I am not a whore master, my brother's did a whore master, not me!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- ..Filthy little moustache! - I am not a whore master!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48"Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie!" I cooked you chicken!

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Fish! No butter. Low-cal this, low-cal that!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I trim your nose hairs, you fuck!

0:06:54 > 0:06:59- I swear on my father's grave, OK? - Oh, another whore master! - What's going on, Mom?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Oh, your father went on a beaver diet!- This is not normal!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Only a giant among idiots would marry you!- It's all in your head!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- WHAT!- What's in her head? - He's shitting out of the cup!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Will you listen to her?! - It's nachos, piece of onion lip!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You shut up! It's between your mother and me!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Break it off! It's not fucking nice!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21It's not fucking nice!

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Even Go-Go hated you!- Who's Go-Go?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I don't like animals.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32I don't like cats, I don't like dogs, I don't like birds, I don't like fish.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I'm like my mother, I don't like animals!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Who is Go-Go?- Mommy's cat.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Every day you'll wake up alone.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44You don't even like me any more, do you?

0:07:44 > 0:07:49I HATE YOU WITH ALL THE HATE THAT YOU CAN HATE WITH!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Do you hear that?

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Do you hear what your mother said to me?

0:07:57 > 0:08:02- Can you hate more than that?- If you can, then I hate you more than that!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04THEN GO BACK TO HIM!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06GO BACK TO YOUR FIRST LOVE!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08GO BACK TO HIM! GO!!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I can remember when we walked together...

0:08:20 > 0:08:23..sharing a love I thought would last forever.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'd give anything if you'd come back to me.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Anything.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54# I cannot face this world

0:08:54 > 0:08:58# That's fallen down on me

0:08:58 > 0:09:03# So if you see my girl Please send her back to me

0:09:05 > 0:09:08# Tell her about my heart

0:09:08 > 0:09:12# That's slowly dy-ing

0:09:14 > 0:09:17# Say I can't stop my-self

0:09:17 > 0:09:21# From crying

0:09:21 > 0:09:25# Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

0:09:25 > 0:09:29# Lonely is a man without love

0:09:29 > 0:09:33# Every day I start out Then I cry my heart out

0:09:33 > 0:09:37# Lonely is a man without love

0:09:37 > 0:09:41# Every day I wake up Then I start to break up

0:09:41 > 0:09:44# Knowing that it's cloudy above

0:09:45 > 0:09:49# Every day I start out Then I cry my heart out

0:09:49 > 0:09:54# Lonely is a man without love

0:09:54 > 0:09:58# Every day I wake up Then I start to break up

0:09:58 > 0:10:01# Knowing that it's cloudy above

0:10:02 > 0:10:06# Every day I start out Then I cry my heart out

0:10:06 > 0:10:10# Lonely is a man without love.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14# Every day I wake up Then I start to break up

0:10:14 > 0:10:18# Lonely is a man without love

0:10:18 > 0:10:22# Every day I start out Then I cry my heart out

0:10:22 > 0:10:26# Lonely is a ma-a-an

0:10:26 > 0:10:28# With-out

0:10:28 > 0:10:36# Lo-o-o-ve. #

0:11:12 > 0:11:15SAXAPHONE PLAYS MELODY OF THE SONG

0:11:32 > 0:11:35SIREN WAILS

0:11:48 > 0:11:50What's the problem?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53< I'm a married man.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55A domestic disturbance was reported, sir.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Yeah, that's the problem.- Name, sir?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Nick Murder.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- You ever been married? - More than once, sir.- Yeah?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07What went wrong?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Everything, sir.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12And now, once again. Third wife, sir.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Oh, no no, one wife! That's all a man's meant to have. One wife! It's enough!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yes, sir.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21What's with all the "sir" shit?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Military habit, sir.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Oh, yeah? What branch?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27101st Airborne, sir.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Navy! SOUND OFF!

0:12:29 > 0:12:34RIGHT, SIT BACK, SIT DIRTY OLD TWERP, 69 ASSHOLE TIED IN A KNOT,

0:12:34 > 0:12:38HE BITE, SUCK, FUCK, NIBBLE, GOBBLE, CHEW, I'M A FUCKING PARATROOPER...

0:12:38 > 0:12:40WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU... SIR?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41DOGS BARK

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Marriage is combat, son.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Yes, sir.- And not clean combat.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- No, sir.- She's got her territory and I got mine.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52She's got her army back in there, I'm out here alone.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59There's no prayer in that animal.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- He's a selfish man. - Something should be done about him.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Drink some water.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I live in fear when he's around.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10I love you, Ma.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14I love you so much, I love you so much with all my heart and soul.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I love you more than my real ma.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- I mean, I love her too, but I can't remember her, so...- Come on.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I love her but she doesn't spend any time with me any more.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- She's changed.- I know.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30He's going to come back, Ma.

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Come on, we're all going to give her some space, come here.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Come here.- What do they mean?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40"Go back to him". Go back to who?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48There was someone else in my life a long time ago...

0:13:52 > 0:13:54..a gentle man.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59You were married to him?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Before the war.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07He went off to fight, far away.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15I met your father then.

0:14:24 > 0:14:29I saw her come out of the loo at her crazy sister's apartment, head full of wet hair

0:14:29 > 0:14:34and wearing this soft cream coloured terry cloth robe, so I asked her, "I need to borrow a piece of luggage."

0:14:34 > 0:14:36You shacking up?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Hey, nothing wrong with sex.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40You have big ones, buster!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Yeah, dinosaur balls.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46I'm from Brooklyn, boys don't talk to girls like that in Brooklyn.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I felt a sharp pain,

0:14:56 > 0:14:59like death.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02A girl with the kind eyes, I says...

0:15:02 > 0:15:06that's the girl... the girl I will marry.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19SHE COUGHS

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Ow! You rat bastard. >

0:15:26 > 0:15:29I know you're in there. >

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Where are you?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Lost in the void.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42HELP ME!

0:15:43 > 0:15:47SOMEBODY HELP ME!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56God had to give me cataracts!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58AARGH!

0:15:58 > 0:16:03ONE DAY YOU'LL BE BLIND LIKE ME, IN THE DARK FOREVER, LIKE ME!

0:16:05 > 0:16:08All of a sudden, I don't know light.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Once...

0:16:11 > 0:16:14..you were mine.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Let me feel the pillows upon which this house rests.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24WHIP CRACKS

0:16:25 > 0:16:31Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee,

0:16:31 > 0:16:37and strengthen me, I pray thee, only this once, oh, God,

0:16:37 > 0:16:42that I may revenge myself upon the Philistines for one of my two eyes!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Hey, I'm coming up!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Whey! Man!

0:17:16 > 0:17:20I'm not the type of guy who goes up to a woman,

0:17:20 > 0:17:23says, "You want to go out with me?" and takes his dick out.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26That's not my style, I'm no beast!

0:17:26 > 0:17:27What?

0:17:29 > 0:17:34I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player,

0:17:34 > 0:17:38with the outfit on, a tennis ball stuck in her panties.

0:17:43 > 0:17:49And I heard Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Back in '44, he was on a navy sub,

0:17:52 > 0:17:57a winch falls off, hits him in the base of the spine, right?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Tony was paralysed, he was laying there, he was praying,

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Tony started praying that his private parts would not be dead.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08About a week later,

0:18:08 > 0:18:10he starts to feel a tingling...

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Tony fucking Curtis!

0:18:16 > 0:18:20- What am I going to do? - Oh, you got it bad, Nick!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I told you... I warned you...

0:18:22 > 0:18:24chicks smell a boner ten miles away.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26I'd be better off a fag.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Those guys are in shape, Randolph Scott was a fag.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Not Randolph Scott?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Yeah, him and Cary Grant.- Get out of here, not in a million years!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38The list is long! There's a lot of great fags.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I'm coming up. All right?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42She's a redhead.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Au naturel?- The whole mcgilla.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49It's rare, they feel more, it's scientifically proven.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- What?- You take a natural red versus a brunette, right?...

0:18:52 > 0:18:56and you prod 'em both with a jolt of electric shock, mild...

0:18:56 > 0:19:00the carrot top's going to need 20% more anaesthesia.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- To numb the pain?- Pain, pleasure...

0:19:04 > 0:19:08it's all nerve-related! The point is, they feel more!

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Nice as she is, red as her bush is, fuckable as she is,

0:19:12 > 0:19:17you've got to put the fire out, my friend, attend to it.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Stamp out that Benson and Hedges bitch once and for all.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24LATIN MUSIC PLAYS

0:19:48 > 0:19:51All right, you bitch in heat, you're going down.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Come down from there right now!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Oh, my God, she's hot!

0:20:50 > 0:20:53But you don't, you get them when you really need them.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57I might, sometimes I need to have someone in the house.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Choose one that you're going to keep and put the others back.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02All right, one card, I'm going to get a card, I'm going to choose one.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Go ahead.- How the hell are you? - Grace!

0:21:04 > 0:21:09- Wha's the matter? - I had diarrohea yesterday, Grace... I was in the bathroom and... Bad.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11You've been wronged. I feel it.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13You don't have to tell me anything.

0:21:13 > 0:21:19- I've never met one man who was faithful.- You've only been with one man, Grace.- Till death do us part.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Did you ever feel you wanted to squeeze a kitten till the head pops off?

0:21:23 > 0:21:28- Right, put this back. Let's hear. - He was a beautiful man, my Chester.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Real southern gentleman, quiet,

0:21:31 > 0:21:35dark, graceful...

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I still love him with every fibre!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39That was 20 years ago, Grace.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Look, don't touch! DON'T TOUCH!!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44You want to buy it or not? You buy.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- I don't want to buy it... - It's good, this ones is good.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49You can look as much as you want.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- He's the only man I've ever loved! - He thought you were shoplifting, Ma.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57- DON'T TOUCH!- Tell him to stick them up his ass.- Want me to say that?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- I'm too weak to break the chains!- I don't feel so good. I'm up and down.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03He's been married four times, four times since he left you.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Mickey Rooney was married eight times!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I don't care, I love Chester!

0:22:10 > 0:22:13What a woman thinks she's doing doesn't count for anything, Grace.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Oh, Katie.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24OK, OK... that's enough now!

0:22:24 > 0:22:31That's enough! That's enough! When I see somebody hugging, it's make me sick! I feel lonely, so lonely!

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Don't make me cry, please go out!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41PIANO CHORDS PLAY

0:22:42 > 0:22:45GIRL SINGS OUT OF TUNE

0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Bobby, where's Mommy?- Out.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Where?

0:22:53 > 0:22:57I'm not supposed to say nothing, she told me not to tell you.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Church, she went to church.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05She went to church?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Went to see God, eh?

0:23:07 > 0:23:12God's everywhere, I don't need to go to church to see him.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Hey, right, Dad, God is everywhere.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Right, I'm hungry, let's eat. What's for dinner?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20We ate already.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22You ate?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Pork chops.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Without me? Your father?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Mommy didn't cook for you.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33- I had three pork chops. - Your mother's lighting candles and a man's starving?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- And apple sauce. - I paid for those pork chops!

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Pappa wants pork chops.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Medium rare.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Momma aint...

0:23:41 > 0:23:48- Momma aint cooking, basting, flapping... Pork chops!- Pork chops!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Lamb chops!- Lamb chops!

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- THEY RAP - Barometer.- Barometer.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Stuck his meat thermometer into her barometer!

0:23:57 > 0:24:02- Eat out! Gonna take out! - Gonna take out! Eat out!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Take ow!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10BELL TOLLS

0:24:21 > 0:24:24CHOIR SINGS IN DISTANCE

0:24:29 > 0:24:32SINGING GETS LOUDER

0:24:36 > 0:24:40# Now my heart does rejoice

0:24:40 > 0:24:44# When I hear his sweet voice

0:24:44 > 0:24:50# And the tempest to him I do flee

0:24:50 > 0:24:54# There to lean on his arm

0:24:54 > 0:24:58# Safe, secure from harm

0:24:58 > 0:25:05- # When he reaches down his hand for me- For me

0:25:05 > 0:25:12- # When my saviour reached down for me- For me

0:25:12 > 0:25:19- # When he reached down his hand for me- For me

0:25:19 > 0:25:27# I was lost and undone Without my God or his Son

0:25:27 > 0:25:32# When he reached out his hand for me

0:25:32 > 0:25:38# Fo-o-o-o-or

0:25:38 > 0:25:43# M-e-e-e-e-e. #

0:25:44 > 0:25:46What have we here?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Return of the prodigal daughter?

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Come!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Come on in.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17I'm never ever going to give you up.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Can't get enough of your love, babe.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I'm going to love you just a little bit more, baby.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26I'll do for you anything you want me to.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Let the music play.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Your sweetness is my weakness.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07You're the best kisser in the whole world.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11I'm going to make out with your whole family, baby.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Do it! Do it!

0:27:30 > 0:27:35# Didn't I make you feel

0:27:35 > 0:27:39# Like you were the only man?

0:27:42 > 0:27:48# Didn't I give you everything A woman possibly can?

0:27:48 > 0:27:51- # Oh-woo- But with all the love I give you

0:27:51 > 0:27:54# It's never enough

0:27:54 > 0:27:59# I wanna show you, baby That a woman can be tough

0:27:59 > 0:28:02# So come on, come on,

0:28:02 > 0:28:05# Come on, come on

0:28:05 > 0:28:11# Take it, take another little piece of my heart now, baby

0:28:11 > 0:28:17# Break it, break another little bit of my heart now, honey

0:28:17 > 0:28:23# Have a, have another little piece of my heart now, baby

0:28:23 > 0:28:28# You know you've got it if it makes you feel good. #

0:28:48 > 0:28:51PHONE RINGS

0:28:51 > 0:28:55- Hello, who's this? - 'Hey, baby, it's me.'

0:28:55 > 0:28:58Oh...! Hello.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Did you make love last night?

0:29:00 > 0:29:04Love? No.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08So...you've lost an eye?

0:29:08 > 0:29:14Oh, Nicky, I want you to put your finger up my asshole right now.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Tula!

0:29:18 > 0:29:21- 'My pussy is lonely, baby.'- Yeah?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23'Kiss it, nasty man. Come on.'

0:29:24 > 0:29:27'..Suck it. Give me those balls that clang...

0:29:27 > 0:29:30'Don't talk like that, will ya?'

0:29:30 > 0:29:34Well, you know what, Nicky, I can't talk.

0:29:34 > 0:29:38- Just getting fucked by a big, hard, young, circumcised cock.'

0:29:38 > 0:29:41What are you talking about? Are you with somebody else?.

0:29:41 > 0:29:46'You're not here! What do you want me to do, sit around and touch myself?'

0:29:46 > 0:29:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do. I do.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Let me put the radio on, all right?

0:29:53 > 0:29:56- 'All right.' - MUSIC PLAYS

0:29:56 > 0:29:58All right, go ahead.

0:29:58 > 0:30:04'So I put my arse in your face and move it up and down...'

0:30:04 > 0:30:06- # Take it, take another little piece... #- ' ..up and down.

0:30:06 > 0:30:10'Do you like it like it that way, do you? Rubbing my pussy.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Are you getting really hard? How is your foreskin? Is it still on is it?

0:30:13 > 0:30:17Show me your beast big boy, yeah!

0:30:17 > 0:30:21That's it, nasty man, you know what to do, you know all the tricks!

0:30:21 > 0:30:25- # ..You know you got it Waa-aah!- Waa-aah...! #

0:30:25 > 0:30:28Waa-aah!

0:30:28 > 0:30:30'Come on!

0:30:30 > 0:30:34'I'm rubbing meself, really rubbing meself hard...'

0:31:20 > 0:31:23HE URINATES

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Ya-a-a-argh!

0:31:36 > 0:31:39# If you're looking for trouble

0:31:39 > 0:31:42# You came to the right place

0:31:42 > 0:31:45# If you're looking for trouble

0:31:45 > 0:31:47# Just look right in my face

0:31:47 > 0:31:50# I was born standing up

0:31:50 > 0:31:52# And talking back

0:31:52 > 0:31:57# My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack

0:31:57 > 0:32:00# Because I'm evil... #

0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Cousin Bo! - What's the trouble kitten?

0:32:05 > 0:32:08Breaking in a brand-new broken heart?

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Lost that loving feeling?

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Three cigarettes and an ashtray.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15It's worse than any song could say.

0:32:15 > 0:32:20If anyone could, The King would. I know, I know, the heart, been there.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22- Nick's been shacking?- Not now, Bo.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24I'll lay him right off.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Boom! Like that.

0:32:26 > 0:32:31No-one messes with my special K.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33All right, baby.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Baby, you're the 50-ft woman!

0:32:36 > 0:32:38You'd better not be getting hitched.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41No, the dummy was just too short.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Here's looking at you, kid.

0:32:54 > 0:32:55I got my teeth fixed.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Good for you, Bo.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08- Are you circumcised?- What?

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Are you circumcised?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12- Secularised?- Circumcised!

0:33:13 > 0:33:16My circulation is fine.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18No, are you circumcised, you know?

0:33:19 > 0:33:23Does a man's thing look better that way?

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Is it more attractive to women?

0:33:26 > 0:33:30I like to fuck a woman with a backside as big as the world.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Are you listening to me? I'm talking to you!

0:33:32 > 0:33:36- Who wants to know?- You cocksucker, you should have been a scientist.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39It's cleaner, it's cleaner without the foreskin.

0:33:39 > 0:33:43Those guys in pornos, John Leslie, nobody better.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Yes, I would say, yes.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Are you circumcised?

0:33:49 > 0:33:53Hell, no - that shit hurts! If anybody cuts my dick, it better be for vengeance.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56# One, two, three, uh...!

0:33:56 > 0:33:58# Hot pants!

0:33:58 > 0:34:03# Hey, hot pants Uh, oh, hot pants

0:34:03 > 0:34:06# Hot pants

0:34:06 > 0:34:10# Where it's at That's where it's at

0:34:10 > 0:34:15# Give it to me, girl Looks better all the time... #

0:34:15 > 0:34:19- Fucking love you! I SAID I LOVE YOU! - # ..Blowin' my mind. #

0:34:19 > 0:34:22We've got the address.

0:34:22 > 0:34:26No last name. Find the love shack.

0:34:26 > 0:34:27You've got a weapon?

0:34:32 > 0:34:36Maybe we should stop, get something bigger.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41I don't need something bigger.

0:34:44 > 0:34:49'Do you have low testosterone? Do you have a decrease in libido?

0:34:49 > 0:34:54'Do you have a decrease in strength and or endurance?

0:34:54 > 0:34:56'Have you lost height?

0:34:56 > 0:34:59'Are your erections less strong?

0:34:59 > 0:35:06'Has your uncircumcised foreskin ever resulted in an adverse reaction from your partner?

0:35:06 > 0:35:10'Does the shape of your glans cause you anxiety?

0:35:10 > 0:35:14'Are you concerned about inadequate penile hygiene?

0:35:14 > 0:35:18- 'If you answered yes to question one...'- Mr Murder, please.

0:35:18 > 0:35:24'...or at least three of the questions, you may be a candidate for adult circumcision.'

0:35:25 > 0:35:29I heard you with Fryburg. You were making loud noises!

0:35:29 > 0:35:30You heard loud noises?

0:35:30 > 0:35:33- Yeah, I wanna make them too. I told my psychiatrist.- What?

0:35:33 > 0:35:36I had nothing else to tell him, so...

0:35:36 > 0:35:40- Hi!- Fuck off, Fryburg. - I'm going to fucking start.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Did he do his Richard Gere for you, jumping all around in his jock strap?

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Richard Gere - he's hot!

0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Hot chocolate! - He's got an ass that yoddles.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53Hey Teddy, Teddy Junior!

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Stop it right there. Good God! Teddy!

0:35:56 > 0:35:59Mum - Fryburg, Mum.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01Fryburg, Fryburg!

0:36:03 > 0:36:07Look, I know that you know that I know that you want me, Connie Lingus.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10Don't talk to her like that, you animal!

0:36:14 > 0:36:16Your father called.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20- Oh?- He wants to come to your sister's house for the holidays.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23How am I going to face him?

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Someday, somewhere, somehow

0:36:30 > 0:36:32I am going to go up in one of those metal cans

0:36:32 > 0:36:35and I am going to fly away,

0:36:35 > 0:36:37far away.

0:36:42 > 0:36:46- OK, this is the block. - That redheaded skank is going down.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55I got your back.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02'Men! Blow smoke up your ass,'

0:37:02 > 0:37:08make you pregnant, then go hunt for a new snapper.

0:37:11 > 0:37:19# Who knows that I had to be?

0:37:20 > 0:37:26# Why must I be alone?

0:37:26 > 0:37:33# So why can I

0:37:33 > 0:37:39# On my own

0:37:39 > 0:37:42# So...

0:37:44 > 0:37:49# ..Alone from night to night you find me... #

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Is Tula here?

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Does that bitch live here?

0:37:54 > 0:37:58# Too weak to break the chains that bind me

0:37:58 > 0:38:04# I need no shackles to remind me

0:38:04 > 0:38:12# I'm just a prisoner of love

0:38:12 > 0:38:19# No-one commands I stand and wait now

0:38:20 > 0:38:26# The one who's master of my fate now

0:38:27 > 0:38:33- # I can't escape - For it's too late now

0:38:33 > 0:38:39# I'm just a prisoner of love

0:38:39 > 0:38:41# Just a prisoner

0:38:41 > 0:38:47- # Oh, I'm just a prisoner- of love

0:38:47 > 0:38:54# What's the good of my caring If someone is sharing

0:38:54 > 0:39:01# Those arms with me?

0:39:03 > 0:39:09# He has another I can't have another

0:39:09 > 0:39:17# Cos I'm, I'm not free

0:39:17 > 0:39:23# He is in my dreams Awake and sleeping

0:39:24 > 0:39:30# On my knees to her I'm creeping

0:39:30 > 0:39:37# His very life, my very life Is in his keeping

0:39:37 > 0:39:43# Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love... #

0:39:43 > 0:39:47..Thongs, half bras, full bras, G-strings, push-up bras, teddies,

0:39:47 > 0:39:50garter belts, crotchless panty hose...

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Fuck bloomers - that's what I sell. To rich, tanned, bored housewives

0:39:54 > 0:39:58who take fat from their arse cheeks and inject it into their lips.

0:39:58 > 0:40:03If you're going to kiss someone's arse, you should know that's what you're kissing.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07I think it's sexier than shagging, but you're sucking on chicken fat.

0:40:07 > 0:40:12Not that their husbands mind. They're out buying homes, paintings, going to the fucking opera,

0:40:12 > 0:40:16taking one up the bum for the queen while their missus are out sticking their fannies in my face.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19"Does my bum look big in this? Can you see my cellulite?"

0:40:19 > 0:40:22What they need, these women, is a good old-fashioned horse fuck.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25They can buy new panties, but they get stained.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Stained panties are part of life.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29I think you're dead sexy.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Not at first, then...

0:40:31 > 0:40:35One day I looked up and I saw you working with your shirt off

0:40:35 > 0:40:37and your gut out.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40"That's a man," I said to myself, "a real man."

0:40:40 > 0:40:44Someone to take me down the pub for a pint.

0:40:44 > 0:40:49You're way too old for me, but I figure you only go round once in life.

0:40:49 > 0:40:54I've got, what, 75 years, if I don't get hit by a bus.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58I want to kiss you, big man.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01I wanna give you a big sloppy wet kiss.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05You won't tell anyone right?

0:41:06 > 0:41:09Inch by inch...

0:41:09 > 0:41:12the elephant fucked the ant.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15FOGHORN BLOWS

0:41:22 > 0:41:24EXOTIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Ow! Ouch!

0:41:37 > 0:41:39I am qualified to satisfy you!

0:41:40 > 0:41:44Don't worry, kid, we will find the hole.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47You've gotta think like Kojak - "Who loves you, baby?"

0:41:47 > 0:41:51Smoke her redhead ass out, then we'll let the music play!

0:41:51 > 0:41:54What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Who knows what anybody is doing?

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Some people fear the Lord,

0:42:00 > 0:42:06- I fear women.- What really happened between you and Ro?

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Ro?

0:42:13 > 0:42:16It was my first love.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20I traced her name in cow shit, she was my first,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23my last, my everything.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26Was is...

0:42:26 > 0:42:29true, I mean, that you had...

0:42:29 > 0:42:30What?

0:42:31 > 0:42:34..um...trouble?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Only with Ro.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40With other chicks,

0:42:40 > 0:42:42I am Barry White.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44I go to the meat market,

0:42:44 > 0:42:47in-out like cost service,

0:42:47 > 0:42:51I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Maybe I knew her too well, I don't know.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56Is that why she left?

0:42:58 > 0:43:00She met the Greek.

0:43:00 > 0:43:01MUSIC PLAYS

0:43:01 > 0:43:04Oh!

0:43:05 > 0:43:06Come here!

0:43:06 > 0:43:09Come on, baby. Oh!

0:43:09 > 0:43:12# I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window... #

0:43:12 > 0:43:14PANTING AND HEAVY BREATHING

0:43:14 > 0:43:20# I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blinds

0:43:22 > 0:43:26# She was my woman... #

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Spank! Spank!

0:43:29 > 0:43:33# As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind... #

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Why?

0:43:36 > 0:43:41# My my my Delilah!

0:43:43 > 0:43:49# Why why why, Delilah?

0:43:50 > 0:43:57# I could see that girl was no good for me

0:43:57 > 0:44:03# But I was lost like a slave that no man could free!

0:44:05 > 0:44:10# At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting... #

0:44:11 > 0:44:12The Greek!

0:44:12 > 0:44:17# I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door... #

0:44:18 > 0:44:20No!

0:44:20 > 0:44:25# She stood their laughing... #

0:44:25 > 0:44:27SHE LAUGHS

0:44:27 > 0:44:32# I felt the knife in my hand she laughed no more

0:44:34 > 0:44:39# My my my Delilah!

0:44:41 > 0:44:46# Why why why, Delilah?

0:44:48 > 0:44:55# So before they come to break down the door

0:44:55 > 0:45:02# Forgive me, Delilah I just couldn't take any more... #

0:45:03 > 0:45:07Ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Ho!

0:45:17 > 0:45:24# So before they come to break down the door

0:45:24 > 0:45:26# Forgive me, Delilah

0:45:26 > 0:45:34# I just couldn't take any more! #

0:45:34 > 0:45:35Bo?

0:45:37 > 0:45:39- Ro?- Bo?

0:45:39 > 0:45:42Loser.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46Oh!

0:45:49 > 0:45:52# I know I guy who's tough and sweet

0:45:53 > 0:45:56# He's so fine, he can't be beat

0:45:57 > 0:46:00# He's got everything that I desire

0:46:01 > 0:46:04# Sets the summer song on fire

0:46:06 > 0:46:08# I want candy!

0:46:10 > 0:46:12# I want candy!

0:46:12 > 0:46:15Whoa, what is going on here?

0:46:16 > 0:46:19What are you wearing? Oh, my God!

0:46:19 > 0:46:22That's Mrs Lipshit's daughter's dress. What'll she say if she sees you?

0:46:22 > 0:46:26That I look better than her daughter, Stacey, in it!

0:46:26 > 0:46:30- Take it off.- No.- Right now! Take it off!- It is wasted on her, I am not taking it off!- Now!

0:46:30 > 0:46:33They're engaged.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43You two must think I am the cucumber in the gardener's ass.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- Your mother know about this, Chutty? - Yes, Chutty, does your mother know?

0:46:48 > 0:46:50Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases!

0:46:50 > 0:46:55- Fryburg is a free man!- I don't care if he calls himself Melvin, he is not marrying my daughter.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57You are not going to come to my wedding? I'm coming.

0:46:57 > 0:47:00- Your mother's not coming to the nuptials!- Hold on.- Want a hit?

0:47:00 > 0:47:03If I died and was born again, no, I am not coming.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06I'm your daughter, your baby daughter. I am in love, Mum.

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Love in the vaguest word in the human vocabulary.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11- My head is full of... - It is terrible and beautiful.

0:47:11 > 0:47:16- His lips fill my dreams. When I am away from him, my thoughts are of him.- Senseless conversations.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19Only him. He is my first love.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21Well, anybody can be IN love.

0:47:21 > 0:47:25I've read romances, in prose and verse,

0:47:25 > 0:47:30in different languages, so I must be.

0:47:30 > 0:47:33I must be in love. I love Fryburg, Mum!

0:47:33 > 0:47:38When he rips your heart out and leaves a big hole, only then can you say, "I love him!"

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Do you even love Dad?

0:47:43 > 0:47:49I loved him, he pulled down the shade, now I hate him.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Why did you guys even get married then?

0:47:56 > 0:48:00I...I was lonely.

0:48:01 > 0:48:03He was handsome...

0:48:06 > 0:48:11..wild, crazy eyes like an animal peering out of a forest on fire.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13Hmm.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16You know, love doesn't...

0:48:18 > 0:48:20Not everything...

0:48:21 > 0:48:24..is cured by love, huh?

0:48:26 > 0:48:32Look, my life has been one hell of a mess, but you are one of the reasons that I keep trying.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Rosebud's my heart ache.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41Get a life, and then do love.

0:48:43 > 0:48:47Don't throw your dreams into the never-never.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49Life doesn't give you second chances.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55Come on, baby, check it out! Check it out!

0:48:55 > 0:48:58We're going to work. Hey, you, asshole.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06PANTING AND HEAVY BREATHING

0:49:11 > 0:49:14Hammer me, slam me, oh, drill me!

0:49:14 > 0:49:17You are doing it for me, for me, oh!

0:49:17 > 0:49:20Give me all of that hell dog, pour it into my red hot oven!

0:49:20 > 0:49:25Oh, yes! Does it feel different? Tease me, love me, don't stop!

0:49:25 > 0:49:27Oh, it is so beautiful! Oh, yes, it is so beautiful!

0:49:27 > 0:49:32Oh, yes! I can't believe...I can't believe you cut it off for me!

0:49:32 > 0:49:37Oh, you kill me! Oh! Yes! Yes, I love it! Go on!

0:49:37 > 0:49:41Keep going, Nicky, you know you can! You used to be an athlete, didn't you?

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Yeah, I know you did! That's it, you filthy bugger!

0:49:43 > 0:49:46Keep going! I love it, I love it!

0:49:46 > 0:49:48Oh! Oh, God, yes!

0:49:50 > 0:49:53Oh, yes! Like that!

0:49:53 > 0:49:55- Agh!- It's lovely like that!

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

0:49:57 > 0:50:01- Agh-hhh-hhh! - BARKING

0:50:04 > 0:50:06Give me that fucking fairy dust!

0:50:22 > 0:50:24You know what?

0:50:24 > 0:50:25Hmm?

0:50:25 > 0:50:30Next time a flag rises, you can knock on me back door.

0:50:31 > 0:50:34Marlon Brando style.

0:50:37 > 0:50:40What do you mean?

0:50:40 > 0:50:43Up your...stow pipe?

0:50:44 > 0:50:46Yeah.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48Sure, why not?

0:50:50 > 0:50:52Open my safe.

0:50:55 > 0:51:00This is great chicken, better stop eating it, I'll bloat like a fucking whale.

0:51:00 > 0:51:04You don't want a fat bird for a girlfriend, do ya?

0:51:04 > 0:51:07God, you are one crude broad.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11Is that what you think of me?

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Oh, I'm not a thinker, no.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22Do you think of me ever?

0:51:24 > 0:51:27Tell me what you like about me. And don't be fucking polite.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34The nasty way you look at me.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Mm-hm.

0:51:38 > 0:51:43The way you touch your hair and you twirl it.

0:51:45 > 0:51:46Right.

0:51:46 > 0:51:52Your soft, white basket up in the air...

0:51:53 > 0:51:56..staring at me like a third eyeball.

0:51:57 > 0:51:59You're funny.

0:51:59 > 0:52:01Your...

0:52:04 > 0:52:06I don't know, just your...

0:52:07 > 0:52:10..your red everything.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17I really like you.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19I like you, too.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23What about our future? What are we going to do?

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Just living till you die is hard work.

0:52:42 > 0:52:48# Tell me your love is true

0:52:48 > 0:52:53# Like I love you

0:53:04 > 0:53:09# Too many times romantic words are spoken

0:53:09 > 0:53:13# Too many words of love are said in vain

0:53:13 > 0:53:16# Too many times a foolish heart is broken

0:53:17 > 0:53:21# And left with just a memory for a token

0:53:21 > 0:53:27# How can I know that you won't hurt me too?

0:53:27 > 0:53:33# Do you love me the way you kiss me cos you kiss me like you love me?

0:53:33 > 0:53:38# Do you mean everything you say and do you say everything you mean?

0:53:39 > 0:53:44# Do you love me the way you hold me cos you hold me like you love me?

0:53:44 > 0:53:50# It is only a lovely dream or can I dream of a wedding day?

0:53:52 > 0:53:55SONG CONTINUES IN SPANISH

0:54:03 > 0:54:05SEXUAL SCREAMS AND MOANS

0:54:15 > 0:54:17DISTANT SHOUTING

0:54:27 > 0:54:32# Do you love me the way you hold me cos you hold me like you love me?

0:54:32 > 0:54:44# It is only a lovely dream or can I dream of a wedding day? #

0:54:57 > 0:54:59MAN MUTTERS SOMETHING

0:55:03 > 0:55:07< There's nothing so magical as a woman's ass.

0:55:07 > 0:55:12Give me high frauds in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.

0:55:14 > 0:55:15SNIFFING

0:55:18 > 0:55:23What is it with them? Think they can whip their schlongs out whenever they want

0:55:23 > 0:55:27- just in broad daylight for the whole world to see?- Give the guy a break!

0:55:27 > 0:55:31- What?- The man is a beast, take myself for instance.

0:55:31 > 0:55:34I see a young girl get up on a school bus,

0:55:34 > 0:55:39her jeans riding low, showing a thong.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41My first thought is, "Ow!

0:55:41 > 0:55:44- "I want to buzz your butt!" Am I right?- Uhuh.

0:55:44 > 0:55:50My second, "How could your mummy and daddy allow you to go to school like that?"

0:55:50 > 0:55:54- You should be ashamed of yourself. - I am, but it don't last.

0:55:54 > 0:55:56- Blah blah blah. - Do you know where we are going?

0:55:56 > 0:56:01- Ring a ding ding. We are riding a dollar 69 plus tax.- Where?

0:56:01 > 0:56:03TV PLAYS

0:56:07 > 0:56:09Come on!

0:56:09 > 0:56:12These guys today, they can't fight.

0:56:12 > 0:56:16- Daddy? I gotta talk to you. - I'm in the flesh.

0:56:16 > 0:56:20- Yeah, but it's something really important.- Hit him in the kidney!

0:56:22 > 0:56:25- Have a liquorice.- No, thank you. - Where is your mother?- Mother?

0:56:25 > 0:56:29That's it, hit him in the stomach! In the stomach! In the stomach!

0:56:29 > 0:56:31Yeah.

0:56:31 > 0:56:33- Dad?- Uh?

0:56:33 > 0:56:36I am going into wedlock.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48So what did your mother say?

0:56:50 > 0:56:51She says I can't...

0:56:54 > 0:56:57..she says I can't marry no-one. I'm...

0:56:59 > 0:57:01I'm too young.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04So she's against it?

0:57:05 > 0:57:07Right.

0:57:10 > 0:57:12And so am I.

0:57:13 > 0:57:18What? You guys don't even talk to one another any more.

0:57:18 > 0:57:23- Well, I don't have to talk to your mother to agree with her. - That doesn't make any sense.

0:57:24 > 0:57:31There's a lot of things in this pothole of a life that don't make sense, but you do 'em.

0:57:31 > 0:57:37It takes me a good solid hour plus coffee and a cigarette to evacuate in the morning. Does that make sense?

0:57:37 > 0:57:43No. But I do it because when I am high up on that bridge, I don't have a choice.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59BRAKES SCREECH

0:58:12 > 0:58:14Don't over-react, let me finish what I am saying.

0:58:14 > 0:58:17We don't know each other enough? I've known you since you were born!

0:58:17 > 0:58:22We are getting to know each other right now and I don't want to hop in right now.

0:58:22 > 0:58:27Let me tell you something, baby, it's all or nothing with Fryburg, all or nothing!

0:58:27 > 0:58:31I live right there, how am I gonna show my face in this neighbourhood if you don't marry me now?

0:58:31 > 0:58:33PHHRRRT

0:58:33 > 0:58:36- We love each other.- You want me to change? Fryburg can't change!

0:58:36 > 0:58:39PHHRRRT You fell in love with this.

0:58:39 > 0:58:43- Don't take that away from me! - That's it! You're not in my band any more!

0:58:43 > 0:58:47- Oh, God! - You are not in my band any more!

0:58:47 > 0:58:49PHHRRRT

0:58:49 > 0:58:51Let's finish the conversation like mature adults.

0:58:51 > 0:58:53Get back here!

0:58:53 > 0:58:55< CHATTERING

0:59:06 > 0:59:08- <- Hello!

0:59:09 > 0:59:11Can I help?

0:59:11 > 0:59:13What did you say?

0:59:13 > 0:59:18- Do you need help?- Can't hear you, just come a little closer.

0:59:18 > 0:59:20What did you say?

0:59:21 > 0:59:27What kind of underwear do you think a man fancies?

0:59:27 > 0:59:31- Depends on the man. - A man with a moustache.

0:59:31 > 0:59:34- What sort of moustache?- A dirty one.

0:59:35 > 0:59:37A dirty black one.

0:59:37 > 0:59:40You hit the nail on the head.

0:59:40 > 0:59:42I like doing that!

0:59:45 > 0:59:48I'm in the market for some underwear,

0:59:48 > 0:59:53the kind of underwear that makes a man lose his mind.

0:59:53 > 0:59:54OK, well,

0:59:54 > 0:59:57I can help you with that.

1:00:00 > 1:00:07You know, a long time ago women didn't wear underwear if they were well bred.

1:00:07 > 1:00:10Only prostitutes wore panties!

1:00:11 > 1:00:13Right.

1:00:13 > 1:00:14I didn't know that.

1:00:14 > 1:00:17Oh, well...

1:00:18 > 1:00:20..now you know.

1:00:22 > 1:00:25Right. Do you want to follow me?

1:00:29 > 1:00:32- Oh, God, I'm dying! - No, you are not, sir.

1:00:32 > 1:00:34- I am dying! I am dying! - Where is the pain, sir?

1:00:34 > 1:00:37Stomach! It's his stomach!

1:00:37 > 1:00:40- < SIREN BLARES - What did you eat, sir? What is the last thing that you ate?

1:00:40 > 1:00:42Those.

1:00:42 > 1:00:44You said you were going to leave some for me!

1:00:44 > 1:00:49- That was a four-pound tub! You ate the whole tub?- Ah.

1:00:49 > 1:00:52How are you doing, Mr Murder?

1:00:52 > 1:00:56Oh, how are you doing? How is married life?

1:00:56 > 1:00:59Better, sir, much better. Thanks for your words of wisdom.

1:00:59 > 1:01:03- He tried to kill himself. - With what?- Black liquorice. - Tell your mother I apologise.

1:01:04 > 1:01:10You tell her men are seaweed, women are oak trees.

1:01:10 > 1:01:17Amen! Men die young, they think they are ladies man twenty four seven, Attila the Springs and shit,

1:01:17 > 1:01:20- lips raw with love, and then they be dead.- Mm-hm.

1:01:20 > 1:01:24You tell your mother I am truly sorry.

1:01:26 > 1:01:29- I know your tragedy.- What tragedy?

1:01:29 > 1:01:31You got a loose one.

1:01:31 > 1:01:34- Loose what?- Pussy.

1:01:34 > 1:01:36Fuck you! What did you say?

1:01:36 > 1:01:40- Wide fucking shores. - You calling me used goods?

1:01:40 > 1:01:43- Who the fuck are you?- Second-hand love doesn't work for me, bitch.

1:01:43 > 1:01:45Don't worry, love.

1:01:45 > 1:01:48I lose interest in a man as soon as he begins to care for me.

1:01:48 > 1:01:50I'm gonna rip your can right open!

1:01:56 > 1:02:00# Yee-hee-hee! #

1:02:00 > 1:02:03SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

1:02:03 > 1:02:06# Yee-hee-hee

1:02:06 > 1:02:08# Yee-hee... #

1:02:08 > 1:02:13- Get your fingers off me, you stupid cow!- Kick that big pink butt!

1:02:13 > 1:02:16Why you try to kill yourself sir?

1:02:17 > 1:02:19# Well, brunettes are fine women

1:02:19 > 1:02:26# Blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I'll take a red-headed woman...

1:02:28 > 1:02:30# A red-headed woman

1:02:30 > 1:02:35# It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done... #

1:02:35 > 1:02:38I'll break your face.

1:02:38 > 1:02:42# Well, listen up, stud your life's been wasted

1:02:42 > 1:02:47# Till you got down on your knees and tasted a red-headed woman

1:02:47 > 1:02:49SCREAMING

1:02:49 > 1:02:52# A red-headed woman

1:02:52 > 1:02:57# It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done... #

1:02:57 > 1:03:00The one in the middle is mine. She looks dirty.

1:03:00 > 1:03:03# Well, I don't know how many girls you dated man

1:03:03 > 1:03:09# But you ain't lived till you had your tie rotated by a red-headed woman

1:03:10 > 1:03:12# A red-headed woman

1:03:12 > 1:03:18# It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done. #

1:03:23 > 1:03:28It's no picnic being a guy, right? It's hard.

1:03:29 > 1:03:33I mean, if I was a woman, I would have been a prostitute.

1:03:35 > 1:03:37I broke up with Wanda,

1:03:37 > 1:03:39her ass was a travesty.

1:03:39 > 1:03:42There's just some things you can't overlook.

1:03:42 > 1:03:44SHOUTING >

1:03:44 > 1:03:47What is going on out there?

1:03:48 > 1:03:51MOOING AND SHOUTING

1:03:56 > 1:03:59Well, I'd run too if I was going to be a steak.

1:04:05 > 1:04:08Mrs Murder? Glad to see you!

1:04:08 > 1:04:09How are you?

1:04:09 > 1:04:12Every breath is a victory.

1:04:12 > 1:04:16- Hiya, Mom.- Don't you "Hi, Mom" me.

1:04:20 > 1:04:22I told you. I told you!

1:04:23 > 1:04:29In the sixth grade I told you, never tell a woman your business,

1:04:29 > 1:04:33you just do your thing and you keep it to yourself.

1:04:35 > 1:04:38- Maybe I should go?- Sit down!

1:04:44 > 1:04:52I got one foot on the banana peel and one foot in the grave. And you do this to me?

1:04:54 > 1:04:57You have got dinosaur balls, buster.

1:04:59 > 1:05:04- I should have clopped them off when you were a kid!- I'm your son, ma, I could use some help.

1:05:04 > 1:05:07Does it look like I am wearing a white uniform?

1:05:07 > 1:05:12- I am supposed to be number one!- You overshot your boundaries, number one!

1:05:12 > 1:05:18You go and get yourself a mistress and on top of that you got yourself circumcised!

1:05:18 > 1:05:21Jesus! We're not even Jewish!

1:05:21 > 1:05:24- I told him not to do it.- Shut up!

1:05:24 > 1:05:25Who asked you?

1:05:25 > 1:05:29You are just like your father and your grandfather.

1:05:29 > 1:05:30May they rest in peace!

1:05:30 > 1:05:33COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING

1:05:36 > 1:05:37Oh, yes...

1:05:41 > 1:05:44..Nicholas Nicotine! Wolf lungs.

1:05:44 > 1:05:46The doctor says he's got wolf lungs.

1:05:46 > 1:05:49They are all black.

1:05:51 > 1:05:54Did I tell you his grandfather tried to have sex with me?

1:05:55 > 1:05:58- Really?- I am telling you.

1:05:59 > 1:06:05Told me my husband was a boy, that he could do things to me that I couldn't imagine.

1:06:05 > 1:06:09- Sexually?- Well, yes, sure.

1:06:09 > 1:06:11He wasn't talking about going to Jersey!

1:06:13 > 1:06:14Jersey!

1:06:14 > 1:06:21That man, my father-in-law, had more ass than a seat on a toilet.

1:06:21 > 1:06:25Once he had an affair with his architect's wife, he had them over

1:06:25 > 1:06:28to the house, right in front of his wife,

1:06:28 > 1:06:32he said to me, "You take care of him and I'll take care of her."

1:06:33 > 1:06:36Like I was his whore!

1:06:36 > 1:06:38You can't do that nowadays.

1:06:38 > 1:06:41His own daughter-in-law,

1:06:41 > 1:06:44he was dancing with her.

1:06:44 > 1:06:46He was a good dancer

1:06:46 > 1:06:48and the woman,

1:06:48 > 1:06:53Mrs Thompson was her name, she had no bloomers on,

1:06:53 > 1:06:55I seen it when he twirled her.

1:06:56 > 1:07:00My mother-in-law was in the kitchen pulling her hair out.

1:07:04 > 1:07:07And now this bastard goes and does the same thing.

1:07:07 > 1:07:10It's in the genes, he can't help it.

1:07:11 > 1:07:14That long-ago dance.

1:07:14 > 1:07:20I'm telling you, I don't think I'm over it yet.

1:07:20 > 1:07:24Three generations of whore masters.

1:07:28 > 1:07:31- Ever been on a plane?- No.

1:07:31 > 1:07:33Never.

1:07:34 > 1:07:37Someday.

1:07:37 > 1:07:40Yeah, someday.

1:07:40 > 1:07:42- Not too long.- Nicky?

1:07:46 > 1:07:48You shaved your moustache.

1:07:48 > 1:07:51Yeah, yeah it's gone.

1:07:51 > 1:07:52Forever?

1:07:57 > 1:08:02You know, I could never find the right words to say what I'm trying to say.

1:08:03 > 1:08:05Don't say anything.

1:08:08 > 1:08:11- We've got to stop.- No, no it doesn't.

1:08:11 > 1:08:13Yeah, we're through, it's over.

1:08:13 > 1:08:16No! Come on,

1:08:16 > 1:08:18we deserve each other.

1:08:18 > 1:08:20Huh. You may be right about that.

1:08:20 > 1:08:22I am, you were meant for me!

1:08:23 > 1:08:26Look, I almost love you.

1:08:30 > 1:08:31Killing me softly.

1:08:33 > 1:08:35- I gotta go home.- Home?

1:08:37 > 1:08:38Where is home?

1:08:41 > 1:08:43Place we are going.

1:08:43 > 1:08:46Kind dice named Kitty lives.

1:08:46 > 1:08:49Ha ha ha ha ha!

1:08:49 > 1:08:53- I love my wife.- Yeah, she's not going to take you back.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55We'll see.

1:08:55 > 1:08:57You fit into me.

1:08:59 > 1:09:01You know.

1:09:01 > 1:09:04But I gotta change.

1:09:04 > 1:09:07I'm a slow learner but I'm gonna change.

1:09:07 > 1:09:10You wouldn't be able to say that if I was licking your balls.

1:09:12 > 1:09:13It'd be hard.

1:09:13 > 1:09:16Yeah, it would be hard, it'd be rock hard.

1:09:16 > 1:09:19Look, there's more to life than that, Tula, OK.

1:09:19 > 1:09:25I let you in! I let you open my apple like a fucking flower in the fucking rain, you fuck!

1:09:25 > 1:09:28- There's more to life than a hard-on OK?- No, there's not!

1:09:28 > 1:09:31It starts there, don't it?

1:09:31 > 1:09:33That's where life starts!

1:09:33 > 1:09:35Let me suck you before you leave me, go on!

1:09:35 > 1:09:36No! No!

1:09:37 > 1:09:40Ahh!

1:09:55 > 1:10:03# Under here, you just take my breath away.

1:10:04 > 1:10:09# Under here, the water flows over my head.

1:10:11 > 1:10:15# I can hear the little fishes

1:10:15 > 1:10:22# Under here, whispering your most terrible name

1:10:22 > 1:10:28# Under here they've given me starfish

1:10:28 > 1:10:33# For eyes and your head

1:10:33 > 1:10:38# Is a big red balloon

1:10:38 > 1:10:43# Under here your huge hand is heavy on my chest

1:10:43 > 1:10:48# And under here, your lovely voice

1:10:48 > 1:10:52# Retreats and yes

1:10:52 > 1:10:58# You take my breath away

1:11:39 > 1:11:44# And I glow with the greatness

1:11:44 > 1:11:50# Of my pain for you. #

1:12:28 > 1:12:29Kitty, I...

1:12:29 > 1:12:30Stay away from me.

1:12:30 > 1:12:32- Please.- I'm not talking to you.

1:12:32 > 1:12:33I'm your husband.

1:12:33 > 1:12:35I know that, you're the one that forgot it.

1:12:35 > 1:12:36Can't you forgive?

1:12:36 > 1:12:37The die is cast.

1:12:37 > 1:12:38From the bottom of my heart.

1:12:38 > 1:12:40You made your bed, go lie in it.

1:12:40 > 1:12:42- I apologise.- With your slut.

1:12:42 > 1:12:44- I know, I lied to you.- Point-blank.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46Can't you give me one more chance?

1:12:46 > 1:12:50Please! I'll do anything, anything, I'll give you anything.

1:12:53 > 1:12:54I love you.

1:12:54 > 1:12:56Maybe I don't know how to show it like they do in movies

1:12:56 > 1:13:00or in books but I love, I have love to give.

1:13:05 > 1:13:08I don't want your tired gestures of love.

1:13:22 > 1:13:24# This is a man's world

1:13:27 > 1:13:31# This is a man's world

1:13:33 > 1:13:34# But it wouldn't be nothing

1:13:34 > 1:13:40# Nothing without a woman or a girl

1:13:47 > 1:13:50# You see, man made a train

1:13:53 > 1:13:56# To carry a heavy load

1:13:58 > 1:14:01# Man made the electrolyte

1:14:01 > 1:14:03# To take us out of the dark

1:14:07 > 1:14:10# Man made the boat full of water

1:14:11 > 1:14:13# Like Noah made the ark

1:14:13 > 1:14:17# This is a man's, a man's, a man's world

1:14:17 > 1:14:23# But it would be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.

1:14:29 > 1:14:34# He's lost in the wilderness,

1:14:37 > 1:14:41# He's lost in bitterness...#

1:14:53 > 1:14:57SPEAKS SILENTLY

1:15:03 > 1:15:05HEAVY THUD

1:15:08 > 1:15:11HEAVY THUD

1:15:22 > 1:15:24Woah woah, hey, what do you think you're doing?

1:15:26 > 1:15:27Shovelling.

1:15:27 > 1:15:29Not in my yard. Hey!

1:15:29 > 1:15:31What are we, peeping Toms.

1:15:31 > 1:15:33You didn't have to put it in here.

1:15:33 > 1:15:38Aah, this is my boyfriend, my boyfriend, my one and only.

1:15:38 > 1:15:41He's the fruit man, I know who he is. He works at the Big R.

1:15:41 > 1:15:44- You got one beautiful pair of little hills there lady.- What?

1:15:44 > 1:15:49I watch you, like dessert, bending over them tight little clam diggers,

1:15:49 > 1:15:52feeling the tomatoes,

1:15:52 > 1:15:54squeezing them,

1:15:54 > 1:15:59ah full moons, grand wide open cans,

1:15:59 > 1:16:03oh, woman's ass, roundly defeating man's and every clams.

1:16:03 > 1:16:05Ah, that's enough.

1:16:05 > 1:16:06Shut up, ma.

1:16:06 > 1:16:09- Don't you...- You didn't want me to have a boyfriend, you never did.

1:16:11 > 1:16:12Old man's here to stay, Mummy.

1:16:12 > 1:16:14Don't you talk that way to me.

1:16:14 > 1:16:16What the hell's going on out here.

1:16:16 > 1:16:19Die, you bastard. Go on, throw it in his fucking face.

1:16:31 > 1:16:33You just twisted the cap off the tube, buddy.

1:16:33 > 1:16:36When was the last time you and your wife had sex?

1:16:36 > 1:16:38- She hasn't been fucked in over a year.- Tobacco Road.

1:16:38 > 1:16:41Rude man, it is straight.

1:16:41 > 1:16:43- It is straight.- It is straight.

1:16:43 > 1:16:44It is straight.

1:16:44 > 1:16:46Wait, wait, wait, hey

1:16:46 > 1:16:48what are you doing? What do you think you're doing?

1:16:51 > 1:16:53She speaks to me.

1:16:57 > 1:16:59Over here.

1:16:59 > 1:17:03Come on, come on, big dog baby.

1:17:03 > 1:17:04What's the matter, can't you smell me?

1:17:04 > 1:17:08- Fuck, come on, you gotta kill him. - Woah.

1:17:10 > 1:17:12Time for school, baby.

1:17:12 > 1:17:14Come on, kill him, kill him, kill him. Come on.

1:17:14 > 1:17:18Get him. Murder him. Come on.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20Get him. Get in there and punch him.

1:17:26 > 1:17:28- Come on.- Oh, you fuck.

1:17:28 > 1:17:35# It must be him, it must be him, or I shall die. #

1:17:35 > 1:17:38Get him. Come on. Nail him. Kill him.

1:17:41 > 1:17:42Fucking spread his ass,

1:17:42 > 1:17:46come on. Punch him out, see some blood.

1:17:46 > 1:17:48Show me you love me. Shove it.

1:17:48 > 1:17:52That's it, fucking give it to him hard.

1:17:54 > 1:17:55Ahhhhh!

1:17:55 > 1:17:58Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1:17:58 > 1:18:03Oh, fuck. She hit me with a fucking tree.

1:18:03 > 1:18:06Fucking trouble maker. I'll kill you.

1:18:06 > 1:18:07You lying stinker.

1:18:07 > 1:18:09Ahh!

1:18:45 > 1:18:47My name is Rosebud.

1:18:47 > 1:18:50I did not begin right.

1:18:50 > 1:18:54If I was ever well, it was before I can remember.

1:18:54 > 1:18:57We're a crazy family but

1:18:57 > 1:18:59there's love still here.

1:19:00 > 1:19:04Our next door neighbours are mean people.

1:19:04 > 1:19:05Frances' mother was in the circus.

1:19:05 > 1:19:11She was an acrobat and she tried and tried to have a baby and finally she had Frances.

1:19:11 > 1:19:16A foul-mouthed spoilt princess who fell in love with the fruit man who

1:19:16 > 1:19:18was born without a brain and a pea for a heart.

1:19:20 > 1:19:23This is my statement of feelings.

1:19:23 > 1:19:25Thank you very much.

1:19:53 > 1:19:57Where you going?

1:20:05 > 1:20:07So how are you?

1:20:07 > 1:20:10Fine. And you?

1:20:15 > 1:20:16My head hurts.

1:20:29 > 1:20:33Will there be any stars, any stars in my crown,

1:20:33 > 1:20:37when the evening sun goes down?

1:20:41 > 1:20:44Will there be any stars in my crown?

1:20:56 > 1:20:59What can I say?

1:20:59 > 1:21:01There's nothing to say.

1:21:10 > 1:21:11Ethel Murmon.

1:21:19 > 1:21:20What about Ethel Murmon?

1:21:20 > 1:21:22I never liked Ethel Murmon.

1:21:22 > 1:21:24Yeah?

1:21:24 > 1:21:27When I took you to see her,

1:21:27 > 1:21:33she intruded on our aloneness with that fog horn of a voice.

1:21:33 > 1:21:37Mmm, lots of kinds of things are Ethel.

1:21:37 > 1:21:39Yeah.

1:21:39 > 1:21:42Didn't Ernest Border give her a smack?

1:21:42 > 1:21:45Yeah, yeah.

1:21:45 > 1:21:48Give her the bloody end of the stick, marriage lasted a week.

1:21:51 > 1:21:53Well, you can't blame Ernie.

1:21:54 > 1:21:56Can't get a man, would drive any man crazy.

1:21:56 > 1:21:58Yeah.

1:22:03 > 1:22:05Ray Middleton, him I liked.

1:22:05 > 1:22:06Mmm.

1:22:18 > 1:22:22# The girl that I married would have to be

1:22:22 > 1:22:27# Soft and as pink as a nursery

1:22:29 > 1:22:31# The girl I call my

1:22:34 > 1:22:38# Home would wear satin and laces

1:22:38 > 1:22:39# and smell like cologne. #

1:23:03 > 1:23:08COUGHING FIT

1:24:15 > 1:24:20Dear Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.

1:24:20 > 1:24:26It's been, uh, 20, 30 years since my last confession.

1:24:28 > 1:24:31Do you believe in God?

1:24:31 > 1:24:35I dunno, like to.

1:24:38 > 1:24:40Um...

1:24:43 > 1:24:49I'm a jealous, selfish man.

1:24:49 > 1:24:52My wife she, she never got to do enough for me.

1:24:55 > 1:24:59I loved her but, but it's not enough.

1:25:07 > 1:25:12Now the, uh, smoke fairy's gonna make me disappear,

1:25:12 > 1:25:16puff by puff.

1:25:19 > 1:25:21My sweet little princess nicotine.

1:25:24 > 1:25:27I'm gonna die, Father,

1:25:27 > 1:25:30like everybody does, you know, even the rich people.

1:25:35 > 1:25:38You know and I just thought that maybe it was time to

1:25:38 > 1:25:42get a few things down on the record.

1:25:59 > 1:26:01I'm Kitty's husband.

1:26:03 > 1:26:04I know.

1:26:12 > 1:26:14Two things.

1:26:15 > 1:26:18Two things a man should be able to do.

1:26:18 > 1:26:19Be romantic

1:26:19 > 1:26:21and smoke his brains out.

1:26:24 > 1:26:25I agree.

1:26:37 > 1:26:43CHOIR SINGS DOO-WOP HARMONIES

1:26:43 > 1:26:49# One, thou shalt never love another... #

1:26:49 > 1:26:52Thou shalt never love another.

1:26:52 > 1:26:57# Two, and stand by thee all the while... #

1:26:57 > 1:27:00And stand by thee all the while.

1:27:00 > 1:27:05# Three, take happiness with the heartache... #

1:27:05 > 1:27:07Take happiness with the heartache

1:27:07 > 1:27:12# Four, and go through life wearing a smile

1:27:12 > 1:27:15And go through life wearing a smile.

1:27:15 > 1:27:18# Oh how happy we will be

1:27:18 > 1:27:25# If we keep the ten commandments of love

1:27:25 > 1:27:30# Of lo-o-o-o-ove

1:27:30 > 1:27:37# Five, thou shalt always have faith in me... #

1:27:37 > 1:27:39KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:27:46 > 1:27:47- May I sit down?- Sure.

1:27:56 > 1:27:58I really miss you.

1:28:06 > 1:28:07I miss you too.

1:28:12 > 1:28:17I want to ask you if you could maybe...

1:28:22 > 1:28:24I'll be there for you. I'll take care of you

1:28:24 > 1:28:29but I, I can't, you know...

1:28:29 > 1:28:30Ah no, no, no, no.

1:28:30 > 1:28:34That's not what I'm asking you.

1:28:36 > 1:28:38Oh, sorry.

1:28:38 > 1:28:42No, I'm sorry I should've,

1:28:42 > 1:28:44uh, I mean I WANT to,

1:28:44 > 1:28:47I still have feelings.

1:28:47 > 1:28:49I should hope so.

1:28:51 > 1:28:55No, what I wanted to ask you is

1:28:55 > 1:28:59now I'm not feeling so good,

1:28:59 > 1:29:02if maybe you could,

1:29:02 > 1:29:05once in a while,

1:29:05 > 1:29:09scare me or something,

1:29:09 > 1:29:13you know, let me know I'm still alive.

1:29:20 > 1:29:21- OK.- You understand?

1:29:21 > 1:29:23I do.

1:29:33 > 1:29:35Thank you.

1:29:35 > 1:29:37You're welcome.

1:31:18 > 1:31:20AAAAAAGH!

1:31:31 > 1:31:32I love you.

1:31:39 > 1:31:41I love you too.

1:31:44 > 1:31:45Kiss me.

1:32:00 > 1:32:04I never knew this guy could be so deep of love

1:32:04 > 1:32:08until I knew I could not grow old with you.

1:32:12 > 1:32:15PHONE RINGS

1:32:18 > 1:32:20Hello.

1:32:21 > 1:32:23Yeah, yeah.

1:32:27 > 1:32:28Yeah.

1:33:02 > 1:33:09BUGLE PLAYS

1:34:47 > 1:34:51# The girl that I married would have to be

1:34:51 > 1:34:56# Soft and as pink as a nursery

1:34:59 > 1:35:02# The girl I call my home

1:35:02 > 1:35:07# Would wear satin and laces

1:35:07 > 1:35:11# And smell like cologne

1:35:11 > 1:35:14Her nails...

1:35:14 > 1:35:17# Her nails will be polished and in her hair

1:35:17 > 1:35:22# There will be a gardenia and I'll be there

1:35:25 > 1:35:26# Instead of lit in

1:35:26 > 1:35:29# She'll be sitting

1:35:29 > 1:35:32# Next to me and she'll purr like a kitten

1:35:36 > 1:35:39# And all I can carry

1:35:39 > 1:35:43# The girl that I marry

1:35:44 > 1:35:47# Must be. #