The Nightmare Before Christmas

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0:00:25 > 0:00:27MAN: 'Twas a long time ago

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Longer now than it seems

0:00:29 > 0:00:32In a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams

0:00:32 > 0:00:34For the story that you are about to be told

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Took place in the holiday worlds of old

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from

0:00:41 > 0:00:44If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Boys and girls of every age

0:01:02 > 0:01:05# Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Come with us and you will see

0:01:08 > 0:01:11# This our town of Halloween

0:01:11 > 0:01:13# This is Halloween This is Halloween

0:01:13 > 0:01:16# Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

0:01:16 > 0:01:19# This is Halloween Everybody make a scene

0:01:19 > 0:01:22# Trick or treat till the neighbour's gonna die of fright

0:01:22 > 0:01:23# It's our town

0:01:23 > 0:01:24# Everybody scream

0:01:24 > 0:01:26# In this town of Halloween

0:01:26 > 0:01:29# I am the one hiding under your bed

0:01:29 > 0:01:32# Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

0:01:32 > 0:01:35# I am the one hiding under your stairs

0:01:35 > 0:01:37# Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

0:01:37 > 0:01:40# This is Halloween This is Halloween

0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween

0:01:44 > 0:01:47# In this town We call home

0:01:47 > 0:01:50# Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

0:01:50 > 0:01:53# In this town Don't we love it now?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55# Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

0:01:55 > 0:01:58# Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can

0:01:58 > 0:02:01# Something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll... #

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Scream! # This is Halloween

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Red and black And slimy green Aren't you scared?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06# Well, that's just fine

0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Say it once, say it twice

0:02:08 > 0:02:09# Take a chance and roll the dice

0:02:09 > 0:02:12# Ride with the moon in the dead of night

0:02:12 > 0:02:13# Everybody scream

0:02:13 > 0:02:15# Everybody scream

0:02:15 > 0:02:17# In our town of Halloween

0:02:17 > 0:02:19# I am the clown with the tear-away face

0:02:19 > 0:02:22# Here in a flash and gone without a trace

0:02:22 > 0:02:25# I am the who when you call, "Who's there?"

0:02:25 > 0:02:28# I am the wind blowing through your hair

0:02:28 > 0:02:30# I am the shadow on the moon at night

0:02:30 > 0:02:33# Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

0:02:33 > 0:02:36# This is Halloween This is Halloween

0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween

0:02:41 > 0:02:44# Tender lumplings everywhere

0:02:44 > 0:02:47# Life's no fun without a good scare

0:02:47 > 0:02:50# That's our job But we're not mean

0:02:50 > 0:02:52# In our town of Halloween

0:02:52 > 0:02:54# In this town

0:02:54 > 0:02:55# Don't we love it now?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

0:03:00 > 0:03:04# And scream like a banshee Make you jump out of your skin

0:03:04 > 0:03:06# This is Halloween Everybody scream

0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Would you please make way for a very special guy?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12# Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch

0:03:12 > 0:03:15# Everyone hail to the pumpkin king now

0:03:15 > 0:03:17# This is Halloween This is Halloween

0:03:17 > 0:03:20# Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween

0:03:21 > 0:03:24# In this town we call home

0:03:24 > 0:03:27# Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

0:03:27 > 0:03:30# La-la-la, la-la-la Halloween, Halloween

0:03:30 > 0:03:32# La-la-la, la-la-la Halloween, Halloween

0:03:32 > 0:03:35# La-la-la, la-la-la Halloween, Halloween

0:03:35 > 0:03:39# La-la-la, la-la-la Halloween! #

0:03:46 > 0:03:50THEY LAUGH

0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's over! We did it.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Wasn't it terrifying?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56What a night!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Great Halloween, everybody.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01I believe it was our most horrible yet.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Thank you, everyone.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05No. Thanks to you, Jack.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Without your brilliant leadership...

0:04:07 > 0:04:09JACK: Not at all, Mayor.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11You're such a scream, Jack.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You're a witch's fondest dream.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15You made walls fall, Jack.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17BIG WITCH: Walls fall?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20You made the very mountains crack, Jack.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Let go.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28You're not ready for so much excitement.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Yes, I am.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32You're coming with me.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34No, I'm not!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Come back here, you foolish...!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ow!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Ow! Ow!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Ooh, Jack!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46You made wounds ooze and flesh crawl.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Thank you.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Thank you.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Thank you very much.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52MAYOR: Hold it!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55We haven't given out the prizes yet.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Our first award goes to the vampires

0:04:58 > 0:05:01for most blood drained in a single evening.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04A second and honourable mention

0:05:04 > 0:05:07goes to the fabulous dark lagoon leeches.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16CLINK Nice work, Bone Daddy.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Yeah, I guess so.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Just like last year...

0:05:20 > 0:05:21and the year before that...

0:05:21 > 0:05:23and the year before that.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31RUSTLING

0:05:31 > 0:05:32SALLY GASPS

0:06:01 > 0:06:03# There are few who deny

0:06:03 > 0:06:06# At what I do I am the best

0:06:06 > 0:06:09# For my talents are renowned far and wide

0:06:09 > 0:06:12# When it comes to surprises

0:06:12 > 0:06:14# In the moonlit night

0:06:14 > 0:06:18# I excel without ever even trying

0:06:18 > 0:06:20# With the slightest little effort

0:06:20 > 0:06:22# Of my ghostlike charms

0:06:22 > 0:06:26# I have seen grown men give out a shriek

0:06:26 > 0:06:29# With a wave of my hand

0:06:29 > 0:06:31# And a well-placed moan

0:06:31 > 0:06:35# I have swept the very bravest off their feet

0:06:35 > 0:06:37# Yet, year after year

0:06:37 > 0:06:40# It's the same routine

0:06:40 > 0:06:45# And I grow so weary of the sound of screams

0:06:45 > 0:06:47# And I, Jack

0:06:47 > 0:06:50# The pumpkin king

0:06:50 > 0:06:52# Have grown so tired

0:06:52 > 0:06:55# Of the same old thing

0:06:58 > 0:07:01# Oh, somewhere deep

0:07:01 > 0:07:04# Inside of these bones

0:07:04 > 0:07:07# An emptiness

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# Began to grow

0:07:09 > 0:07:13# There's something out there

0:07:13 > 0:07:15# Far from my home

0:07:15 > 0:07:19# A longing that

0:07:19 > 0:07:25# I've never known

0:07:25 > 0:07:27# I'm the master of fright

0:07:27 > 0:07:29# And a demon of light

0:07:29 > 0:07:33# And I'll scare you right out of your pants

0:07:33 > 0:07:35# To a guy in Kentucky

0:07:35 > 0:07:38# I'm Mr Unlucky

0:07:38 > 0:07:42# And I'm known throughout England and France

0:07:42 > 0:07:44# And since I am dead

0:07:44 > 0:07:46# I can take off my head

0:07:46 > 0:07:50# To recite Shakespearean quotations

0:07:50 > 0:07:52# No animal nor man

0:07:52 > 0:07:54# Can scream like I can

0:07:54 > 0:07:58# With the fury of my recitations

0:07:58 > 0:08:01# But who here

0:08:01 > 0:08:04# Would ever understand

0:08:04 > 0:08:06# That the pumpkin king

0:08:06 > 0:08:08# With the skeleton grin

0:08:08 > 0:08:11# Would tire of his crown?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14# If they only understood

0:08:14 > 0:08:16# He'd give it all up

0:08:16 > 0:08:20# If he only could... #

0:08:20 > 0:08:21SALLY GASPS

0:08:21 > 0:08:27# Oh, there's an empty place in my bones

0:08:27 > 0:08:30# That calls out for

0:08:30 > 0:08:33# Something unknown

0:08:33 > 0:08:36# The fame and praise

0:08:36 > 0:08:39# Come year after year

0:08:39 > 0:08:42# Does nothing for

0:08:42 > 0:08:49# These empty tears. #

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Jack...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I know how you feel.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Sally!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25You've come back.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I had to.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29For this.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yes.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Shall we, then?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47That's twice this month

0:09:47 > 0:09:51you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Three times. You're mine, you know!

0:09:54 > 0:09:58I made you with my own hands.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00You can make other creations.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03I'm restless. I can't help it.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07It's a phase, my dear. It'll pass.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10We need to be patient, that's all.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13But I don't want to be patient.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15DOG BARKS

0:10:15 > 0:10:17No, Zero, not now.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'm not in the mood.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22ZERO BARKS

0:10:22 > 0:10:24All right.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25CRACKLING

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Here you go, boy.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33ZERO GROWLS

0:10:35 > 0:10:37ZERO BARKS

0:10:39 > 0:10:42SNORES

0:10:42 > 0:10:45WHIP CRACKS - Yeah? - Huh?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Morning, gents.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50HE HUMS "This is Halloween"

0:10:56 > 0:10:59DOORBELL SCREAMS

0:10:59 > 0:11:01HE CONTINUES HUMMING

0:11:07 > 0:11:09DOORBELL SCREAMS AGAIN

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Jack, you home?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Jack!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I've got the plans for next Halloween.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27I need to go over them with you so we can get started.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I can't make decisions by myself.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Jack! Answer me!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40A-A-Aaagh!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44He's not home.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Where is he?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47He hasn't been home all night.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49MAYOR GROANS

0:11:56 > 0:12:00JACK YAWNS Where are we?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's someplace new!

0:12:09 > 0:12:12ZERO BARKS

0:12:14 > 0:12:17What is this?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32JACK GASPS

0:12:58 > 0:13:00WIND BLOWS

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Whoa!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04ZERO BARKS

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37HORN TOOTS

0:13:51 > 0:13:54# What's this? What's this? There's colour everywhere

0:13:54 > 0:13:56# What's this? There's white things in the air

0:13:56 > 0:13:58# What's this? I can't believe my eyes

0:13:58 > 0:14:01# I must be dreaming Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair

0:14:01 > 0:14:03# What's this?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06# What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# What's this? There's people singing songs

0:14:08 > 0:14:11# What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing

0:14:11 > 0:14:14# Everybody seems so happy Have I possibly gone daffy?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16# What is this? What's this?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21# There's children throwing snowballs Instead of throwing heads

0:14:21 > 0:14:24# They're busy building toys and absolutely no-one's dead

0:14:24 > 0:14:27# There's frost in every window Oh, I can't believe my eyes

0:14:27 > 0:14:33# And in my bones I feel the warmth That's coming from inside

0:14:33 > 0:14:35# Oh, look, what's this? they're hanging mistletoe

0:14:35 > 0:14:37# They kiss? Why, that looks so unique

0:14:37 > 0:14:39# Inspired! They're gathering around

0:14:39 > 0:14:42# To hear a story Roasting chestnuts on a fire

0:14:42 > 0:14:43# What's this?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48# What's this in here? They've got a little tree

0:14:48 > 0:14:50# How queer, and who would ever think, and why?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52# They're covering it with tiny little things

0:14:52 > 0:14:54# They've got electric lights on strings

0:14:54 > 0:14:55# And there's a smile on everyone

0:14:55 > 0:14:57# So now, correct me if I'm wrong

0:14:57 > 0:14:58# This looks like fun This looks like fun

0:14:58 > 0:15:00# Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05# Oh my, what now? The children are asleep

0:15:05 > 0:15:07# But look there's nothing underneath

0:15:07 > 0:15:09# No ghouls, no witches here

0:15:09 > 0:15:11# to scream and scare them Or ensnare them

0:15:11 > 0:15:16# Only little cosy things secure inside their dreamland... #

0:15:16 > 0:15:18A-A-Ahh.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20# What's this?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24# The monsters are a-missing and the nightmares can't be found

0:15:24 > 0:15:27# And in their place there seems to be good feeling all around

0:15:27 > 0:15:30# Instead of screams I swear I can hear music in the air

0:15:30 > 0:15:35# The smell of cakes and pies are absolutely everywhere

0:15:35 > 0:15:36# The sights! the sounds!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39# They're everywhere and all around

0:15:39 > 0:15:40# I've never felt so good

0:15:40 > 0:15:43# Before! This empty place inside of me is filling up

0:15:43 > 0:15:44# I simply cannot get enough

0:15:44 > 0:15:47# I want it, oh, I want it Oh, I want it for my own

0:15:47 > 0:15:49# I've got to know I've got to know

0:15:49 > 0:15:51# What is this place that I have found?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53# What... Is... This? #

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Christmas town?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Hmm...

0:16:02 > 0:16:04TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Ho-ho-ho-ho!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Ho-ho-ho-ho!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Hmm...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13This has never happened before.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14It's suspicious.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15It's peculiar.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16BOTH: It's scary.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Stand aside.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Coming through.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27We've got to find Jack.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31There's only 365 days left till next Halloween.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33364!

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Is there anywhere we've forgotten to check?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I looked in every mausoleum.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41WITCHES: We opened the sarcophagi.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43I tromped through the pumpkin patch.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I peeked behind the Cyclops' eye.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49I did, but he wasn't there.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51It's time to sound the alarms.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54ACCELERATING CAT SCREECH

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Frog's breath will overpower any odour.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Ribbit!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29SALLY COUGHS

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Bitter!

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Worm's wart.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Where, where is that worm's wart?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39SCIENTIST: Sally?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Is that soup ready yet?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Coming!

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Lunch!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Ah, what's that?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Worm's wart. Mmm...

0:18:03 > 0:18:06..And frog's breath.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, what's wrong?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10I thought you liked frog's breath.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Until you taste it

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I won't swallow a spoonful.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'm not hungry.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Oops.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25You want me to starve!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27An old man like me

0:18:27 > 0:18:29who hardly has strength as it is.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Me, to whom you owe your very life.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, don't be silly.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40SALLY SLURPS Mmm! See?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Scrumptious.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Did anyone think to dredge the lake?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Oh, this morning.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59DISTANT BARKING Hear that?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01What?

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Shh!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05BARKING CONTINUES Zero!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Jack's back!

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Where have you been?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Call a town meeting

0:19:22 > 0:19:24and I'll tell everyone all about it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- When? - Immediately!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29BELL TOLLS

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Town meeting!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Town meeting!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Town meeting tonight.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42HE SNORES

0:19:42 > 0:19:43MAYOR: Town meeting!

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Town meeting tonight!

0:19:57 > 0:19:59MANIACAL LAUGHTER

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Listen, everyone.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10I want to tell you about... Christmas town.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12BATS SQUEAK

0:20:12 > 0:20:16# There were objects so peculiar they were not to be believed

0:20:16 > 0:20:19# All around, things to tantalise my brain

0:20:19 > 0:20:22# It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen

0:20:22 > 0:20:26# And as hard as I try I can't seem to describe

0:20:26 > 0:20:29# Like a most improbable dream

0:20:29 > 0:20:32# But you must believe when I tell you this

0:20:32 > 0:20:35# It's as real as my skull

0:20:35 > 0:20:37# And it does exist... #

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Here. Let me show you.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45ALL GASP Ooh!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47# This is a thing called a present

0:20:47 > 0:20:49# The whole thing starts with a box... #

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- A box? - Is it steel?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Are there locks? - Is it filled with a pox?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55A pox! How delightful, a pox.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56If you please.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59# Just a box with bright-coloured paper

0:20:59 > 0:21:02# And the whole thing's topped with a bow... #

0:21:02 > 0:21:03A bow? But why?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05How ugly What's in it? What's in it?!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07# That's the point of the thing - not to know

0:21:07 > 0:21:08It's a bat. Will it bend?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10It's a rat. Will it break?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Listen, now. # You don't understand

0:21:15 > 0:21:17# That's not the point of Christmas land... #

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Now, pay attention.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22# We pick up an oversize sock

0:21:22 > 0:21:24# And hang it like this on the wall... #

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oh, yes, does it still have a foot?

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Let me see! Let me look!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Is it rotted and covered with gook?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Um, let me explain.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34# There's no foot inside but there's candy

0:21:34 > 0:21:36# Or sometimes it's filled with small toys... #

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Small toys? Do they bite? Do they snap?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Or explode in the sack?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Or perhaps they just spring out

0:21:40 > 0:21:41And scare girls and boys

0:21:41 > 0:21:44# What a splendid idea! This Christmas sounds fun

0:21:44 > 0:21:47# I fully endorse it let's try it at once

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Everyone, please Now, not so fast

0:21:49 > 0:21:52# There's something here that you don't quite grasp... #

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I don't know. Get it?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Well...I may as well give them what they want.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59# And the best, I must confess

0:21:59 > 0:22:01# I have saved for the last

0:22:01 > 0:22:04# For the ruler of this Christmas land

0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Is a fearsome king

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# With a deep, mighty voice

0:22:08 > 0:22:11# 'Least that's what I've come to understand

0:22:11 > 0:22:13# And I've also heard it told

0:22:13 > 0:22:14# That he's something to behold

0:22:14 > 0:22:18# Like a lobster, huge and red

0:22:18 > 0:22:21# When he sets out to slay with his rain gear on

0:22:21 > 0:22:23# Carting bulging sacks

0:22:23 > 0:22:25# With his big great arms

0:22:25 > 0:22:28# That is so I've heard it said

0:22:28 > 0:22:31# And on a dark, cold night Under full moonlight

0:22:31 > 0:22:37# He flies into a fog like a vulture in the sky

0:22:37 > 0:22:40# And they call him

0:22:40 > 0:22:45# Sandy Claws. #

0:22:45 > 0:22:48WICKED CHUCKLE

0:22:48 > 0:22:51# Well, at least they're excited

0:22:51 > 0:22:54# But they don't understand

0:22:54 > 0:22:58# That special kind of feeling in Christmas land. #

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Oh, well.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07ANIMALS HOWL

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Hmm.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Hmm.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35There's got to be a logical way

0:23:35 > 0:23:37to explain this Christmas thing.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51You've poisoned me for the last time,

0:23:51 > 0:23:53you wretched girl.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02DOORBELL RINGS

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, my head!

0:24:07 > 0:24:10The door is open.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Hello?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Jack Skellington!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Up here, my boy.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Doctor! I need to borrow some equipment.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Is that so?

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Whatever for?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26I'm conducting a series of experiments.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30How perfectly marvellous.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34I know.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Come on into the lab

0:24:35 > 0:24:38and we'll get you all fixed up.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Hmm. Experiments?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46JACK: Zero! I'm home.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Interesting reaction.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52But what does it mean?

0:27:28 > 0:27:32You can come out now if you promise to behave.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Sally?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Sally?

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Gone again!

0:27:39 > 0:27:40SMASH!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Hmm.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Oh!

0:29:02 > 0:29:04COCK CROWS

0:29:04 > 0:29:06ALL: # Something's up with Jack

0:29:06 > 0:29:08# Something's up with Jack

0:29:10 > 0:29:13# Don't know if we're ever going to get him back

0:29:15 > 0:29:17# He's all alone up there

0:29:17 > 0:29:18# Locked away inside

0:29:20 > 0:29:22# Never says a word

0:29:22 > 0:29:23# Hope he hasn't died

0:29:23 > 0:29:26ALL: # Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack

0:29:33 > 0:29:36# Christmas time is buzzing in my skull

0:29:36 > 0:29:39# Will it let me be? I cannot tell

0:29:39 > 0:29:43# There's so many things I cannot grasp

0:29:43 > 0:29:46# When I think I've got it and then at last

0:29:46 > 0:29:48# Through my bony fingers it does slip

0:29:48 > 0:29:52# Like a snowflake in a fiery grip

0:29:52 > 0:29:53# Something here I'm not quite getting

0:29:53 > 0:29:55# Though I try I keep forgetting

0:29:55 > 0:29:58# Like a memory long since passed

0:29:58 > 0:30:00# Here in an instant gone in a flash

0:30:00 > 0:30:03# What does it mean? What does it mean?

0:30:03 > 0:30:05# In these little bric-a-brac

0:30:05 > 0:30:07# A secret's waiting to be cracked

0:30:07 > 0:30:09# These dolls and toys confuse me so

0:30:09 > 0:30:11# Confound it all, I love it, though

0:30:11 > 0:30:13# Simple objects, nothing more

0:30:13 > 0:30:15# But something's hidden through a door

0:30:15 > 0:30:18# Though I do not have the key

0:30:18 > 0:30:20# Something's here I cannot see

0:30:20 > 0:30:23# What does it mean? What does it mean?

0:30:23 > 0:30:25# What does it mean?

0:30:31 > 0:30:33# I've read these Christmas books so many times

0:30:33 > 0:30:36# I know the stories and I know the rhymes

0:30:36 > 0:30:39# I know the Christmas carols all by heart

0:30:39 > 0:30:43# My skull's so full it's tearing me apart

0:30:43 > 0:30:45# As often as I've read them something's wrong

0:30:45 > 0:30:48# It's so hard to put my bony finger on

0:30:48 > 0:30:52# Or perhaps it's really not as deep as I've been led to think

0:30:52 > 0:30:55# Am I trying much too hard?

0:30:55 > 0:30:57# Of course! I've been too close to see!

0:30:57 > 0:30:59# The answer's right in front of me

0:30:59 > 0:31:01# Right in front of me!

0:31:01 > 0:31:02# It's simple, really, very clear

0:31:02 > 0:31:04# Like music drifting in the air

0:31:04 > 0:31:07# Invisible but everywhere

0:31:07 > 0:31:09# Just because I cannot see it

0:31:09 > 0:31:11# Doesn't mean I can't believe it

0:31:11 > 0:31:13# You know I think this Christmas thing

0:31:13 > 0:31:15# Is not as tricky as it seems

0:31:15 > 0:31:17# And why should they have all the fun?

0:31:17 > 0:31:18# It should belong to anyone

0:31:18 > 0:31:20# Not anyone, in fact, but me

0:31:20 > 0:31:22# Why, I could make a Christmas tree

0:31:22 > 0:31:24# And there's no reason I can find

0:31:24 > 0:31:26# I couldn't handle Christmas time

0:31:26 > 0:31:27# I bet I could improve it, too

0:31:27 > 0:31:31# And that's exactly what I'll do. #

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Eureka!

0:31:35 > 0:31:37This year,

0:31:37 > 0:31:38Christmas will be...

0:31:38 > 0:31:40ours!

0:31:40 > 0:31:42ALL CHEER

0:31:43 > 0:31:46MAYOR: Patience, everyone!

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Jack has a special job for each of you.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Dr Finkelstein?

0:31:53 > 0:31:57Your Christmas assignment is ready!

0:31:59 > 0:32:01Dr Finkelstein!

0:32:01 > 0:32:04To the front of the line.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08COOING

0:32:08 > 0:32:11What kind of noise is that for a baby to make?

0:32:11 > 0:32:12Perhaps it can be improved?

0:32:12 > 0:32:13BOTH: No problem.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15I knew it!

0:32:15 > 0:32:16Doctor...

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Thank you for coming.

0:32:19 > 0:32:20We need some of these.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Hmm...

0:32:22 > 0:32:27Their construction should be exceedingly simple, I think.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30How horrible our Christmas will be!

0:32:30 > 0:32:31No...

0:32:31 > 0:32:33How jolly!

0:32:33 > 0:32:34Oh...

0:32:34 > 0:32:37How jolly our Christmas will be.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39Oh! hey!

0:32:39 > 0:32:41What are you doing here?

0:32:41 > 0:32:42Jack sent for us...

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Specifically... By name.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Lock! Shock! Barrel.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Jack... Jack!

0:32:49 > 0:32:51It's Boogie's boys!

0:32:51 > 0:32:55Ah! Halloween's finest trick-or-treaters.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58The job I have for you is top secret.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01It requires craft, cunning, mischief...

0:33:01 > 0:33:04And we thought you didn't like us, Jack.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06THEY GIGGLE

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Absolutely no-one is to know about it.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Not a soul. Now...

0:33:10 > 0:33:12HE WHISPERS

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Ow!

0:33:21 > 0:33:23SPIDER SQUEAKS Hmm...

0:33:23 > 0:33:24And one more thing.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28Leave that no-account Oogie-Boogie out of this!

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Whatever you say, Jack.

0:33:30 > 0:33:31Of course, Jack.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.

0:33:33 > 0:33:34THEY GIGGLE

0:33:51 > 0:33:54ALL: # Kidnap Mr Sandy Claws?

0:33:55 > 0:33:57# I want to do it Let's draw straws

0:33:58 > 0:34:00# Jack said we should work together

0:34:00 > 0:34:04# Three of a kind Birds of a feather Now and forever

0:34:04 > 0:34:06# La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

0:34:06 > 0:34:09# La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

0:34:09 > 0:34:13# Kidnap the Sandy Claws lock him up real tight

0:34:13 > 0:34:16# Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights

0:34:16 > 0:34:18# First, we're going to set some bait

0:34:18 > 0:34:20# Inside a nasty trap and wait

0:34:20 > 0:34:21# When he comes a-sniffing

0:34:21 > 0:34:23# We will snap the trap and close the bait

0:34:23 > 0:34:25# Wait, I've got a better plan

0:34:25 > 0:34:26# To catch this big red lobster man

0:34:26 > 0:34:28# Let's pop him in a boiling pot

0:34:28 > 0:34:30# And when he's done we'll butter him up!

0:34:30 > 0:34:33# Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box

0:34:33 > 0:34:36# Bury him for 90 years Then see if he talks

0:34:38 > 0:34:40# Then Mr Oogie-Boogie man

0:34:41 > 0:34:43# Can take the whole thing over then

0:34:44 > 0:34:47# He'll be so pleased I do declare

0:34:48 > 0:34:50# That he will cook him rare! Whee! #

0:34:50 > 0:34:54OOGIE-BOOGIE CACKLES That's right!

0:34:54 > 0:34:57MANIACAL LAUGHTER

0:34:57 > 0:34:58# I say that we take a cannon

0:34:58 > 0:35:00# Aim at his door and then

0:35:00 > 0:35:02# Knock three times and when he answers

0:35:02 > 0:35:03# Sandy Claws will be no more

0:35:03 > 0:35:05# You're so stupid think now

0:35:05 > 0:35:07# If we blow him up to smithereens

0:35:07 > 0:35:08# We may lose some pieces

0:35:08 > 0:35:10# And Jack will beat us black and green!

0:35:10 > 0:35:12# Kidnap the Sandy Claws

0:35:12 > 0:35:13# Tie him in a bag

0:35:13 > 0:35:17# Throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad

0:35:17 > 0:35:20# Because Mr Oogie-Boogie is the meanest guy around

0:35:20 > 0:35:25# If I were on his boogie list I'd get out of town

0:35:27 > 0:35:29# He'll be so pleased by our success

0:35:29 > 0:35:33# That he'll reward us, too I'll bet

0:35:33 > 0:35:37# Perhaps he'll make his special brew

0:35:37 > 0:35:38# Of snake and spider stew

0:35:38 > 0:35:42# We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride

0:35:42 > 0:35:45# We do our best to please him and stay on his good side

0:35:45 > 0:35:47# I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

0:35:47 > 0:35:49# I'm not the dumb one You're no fun... #

0:35:49 > 0:35:50Shut up! Make me!

0:35:50 > 0:35:51# I've got something, listen up

0:35:51 > 0:35:53# This one is real good, you'll see

0:35:53 > 0:35:54# We'll send a present to his door

0:35:54 > 0:35:56# Upon there'll be a note to read

0:35:56 > 0:35:58# Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

0:35:58 > 0:36:01# Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

0:36:01 > 0:36:03# And then we'll have him - one, two, three!

0:36:03 > 0:36:06# Kidnap the Sandy Claws Beat him with a stick

0:36:06 > 0:36:09# Lock him up for 90 years See what makes him tick

0:36:09 > 0:36:13# Kidnap the Sandy Claws Chop him into bits

0:36:13 > 0:36:16# Mr Oogie-Boogie is sure to get his kicks

0:36:16 > 0:36:20# Kidnap the Sandy Claws See what we must see

0:36:20 > 0:36:22# Lock him in a cage, and then

0:36:22 > 0:36:25# Throw away the key. #

0:36:25 > 0:36:29THEY LAUGH

0:36:29 > 0:36:33Sandy Claws, huh?

0:36:33 > 0:36:36EVIL LAUGHTER

0:36:39 > 0:36:42It goes something like this.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45HE PLAYS JINGLE BELLS

0:36:47 > 0:36:49How about it? Think you can manage?

0:36:49 > 0:36:51A-one and a-two and a-three and a...

0:36:51 > 0:36:55THEY PLAY JINGLE BELLS SLOWLY AND OFF-KEY

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Next!

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Fantastic!

0:37:02 > 0:37:03Now, why don't you all practice on that

0:37:03 > 0:37:05and we'll be in great shape.

0:37:05 > 0:37:09Sally, I need your help more than anyone's.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12You certainly do, Jack. I had the most terrible vision.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15That's splendid. No! It was about your Christmas.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17There was smoke and fire...

0:37:17 > 0:37:19That's not my Christmas.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23My Christmas is filled with laughter and joy,

0:37:23 > 0:37:25and this...

0:37:25 > 0:37:29My Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Jack, please listen to me. It's going to be a disaster.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35How could it be? Just follow the pattern.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37This part's red. The trim is white.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39It's a mistake, Jack.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40Now, don't be modest.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43Who else is clever enough to make my Sandy Claws outfit?

0:37:43 > 0:37:44MAYOR: Next!

0:37:44 > 0:37:47I have every confidence in you.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49But it seems wrong to me.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Very wrong.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53This device is called a "nutcracker."

0:37:53 > 0:37:55LOCK, SHOCK AND BARREL: Jack, Jack!

0:37:55 > 0:37:57We got him! We got him!

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Perfect! Open it up - quickly!

0:38:03 > 0:38:05That's not Sandy Claws.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07It isn't? Who is it?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Bunny!

0:38:13 > 0:38:16Not Sandy Claws. Take him back.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19We followed your instructions. We went through the door.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Which door? There's more than one.

0:38:22 > 0:38:26Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like this.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28I told you.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30FIGHTING

0:38:32 > 0:38:33JACK ROARS

0:38:35 > 0:38:38I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Take him home first!

0:38:40 > 0:38:42And apologise again.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Treat him nicely. Got it.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49We'll get it right next time.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53You will be a decided improvement

0:38:53 > 0:38:55over that treacherous Sally.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57IGOR: Master!

0:38:57 > 0:39:00The plans!

0:39:03 > 0:39:06Excellent, Igor.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11CLOCK CHIMES

0:39:19 > 0:39:22# This time

0:39:23 > 0:39:25# This time

0:39:25 > 0:39:28# Making Christmas

0:39:28 > 0:39:31# Making Christmas

0:39:32 > 0:39:35# Making Christmas Making Christmas

0:39:35 > 0:39:36# Is so fine

0:39:36 > 0:39:38# It's ours this time

0:39:38 > 0:39:41# And won't the children be surprised?

0:39:41 > 0:39:44# It's ours this time

0:39:44 > 0:39:46# Making Christmas

0:39:46 > 0:39:47# Making Christmas

0:39:47 > 0:39:49# Making Christmas

0:39:49 > 0:39:52# Time to give them something fun

0:39:52 > 0:39:55# They'll talk about for years to come

0:39:55 > 0:39:58# Let's have a cheer from everyone

0:39:58 > 0:40:01# It's time to party

0:40:01 > 0:40:04# Making Christmas Making Christmas

0:40:05 > 0:40:08# Sticks and mice get wrapped up so nice

0:40:08 > 0:40:12# With spider legs and pretty bows

0:40:12 > 0:40:15# It's ours this time

0:40:15 > 0:40:18# All together, that and this

0:40:18 > 0:40:22# With all our tricks we're making Christmas time. #

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Here comes Jack.

0:40:24 > 0:40:31# I don't believe what's happening to me

0:40:31 > 0:40:35# My hopes, my dreams

0:40:35 > 0:40:40# My fantasies... #

0:40:40 > 0:40:42HE CACKLES WILDLY

0:40:42 > 0:40:47# Won't they be impressed? I am a genius

0:40:47 > 0:40:50# See how I transformed this old rat

0:40:50 > 0:40:54# Into a most delightful hat

0:40:55 > 0:40:57# My compliments from me to you

0:40:57 > 0:40:59# On this your most intriguing hat

0:40:59 > 0:41:01# Consider, though, this substitute

0:41:01 > 0:41:02# A bat in place of this old rat

0:41:02 > 0:41:04# No, no, no That's all wrong

0:41:04 > 0:41:06# This thing will never make a present

0:41:06 > 0:41:07# It's been dead for much too long

0:41:07 > 0:41:09# Try something fresher Something pleasant

0:41:09 > 0:41:11# Try again, don't give up

0:41:11 > 0:41:13# All together, that and this

0:41:13 > 0:41:18# With all our tricks We're making Christmas time

0:42:23 > 0:42:25# This time

0:42:25 > 0:42:27# This time... # JACK HOWLS

0:42:27 > 0:42:31# Making Christmas Making Christmas

0:42:31 > 0:42:32# La-la-la

0:42:32 > 0:42:35# It's almost here and we can't wait

0:42:35 > 0:42:39# So ring the bells and celebrate

0:42:39 > 0:42:42# Cos when the full moon starts to climb

0:42:42 > 0:42:44# We'll all sing out

0:42:44 > 0:42:47# It's Christmas time! #

0:42:47 > 0:42:49JACK GIGGLES

0:42:57 > 0:43:00SANTA: Kathleen, Bobby, Susie...

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Yes, Susie's been nice.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Nice... Nice... Naughty.

0:43:05 > 0:43:06Nice... Nice... Nice.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09There are hardly any naughty children this year.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12DOORBELL CHIMES JINGLE BELLS Now, who could that be?

0:43:14 > 0:43:16ALL: Trick or treat! - Huh?

0:43:16 > 0:43:18ALL: Ee-yah!

0:43:20 > 0:43:23You don't look like yourself, Jack,

0:43:23 > 0:43:25not at all. Isn't that wonderful?

0:43:25 > 0:43:27It couldn't be more wonderful!

0:43:27 > 0:43:29But you're the Pumpkin King.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Not any more.

0:43:31 > 0:43:34And I feel so much better now.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37Jack, I know you think something's missing, but...

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Ow. Sorry.

0:43:39 > 0:43:43You're right. Something is missing.

0:43:43 > 0:43:44But what?

0:43:44 > 0:43:48I've got the beard, the coat, the boots, the belt...

0:43:48 > 0:43:50ALL: Jack, Jack! This time we bagged him.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52This time we really did.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54He sure is big, Jack.

0:43:54 > 0:43:55And heavy.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Let me out! ALL GASP

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Sandy Claws...in person.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03What a pleasure to meet you.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Wha...? Why, you have hands.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08You don't have claws at all.

0:44:08 > 0:44:09Where...?

0:44:09 > 0:44:11Where am I?

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Surprised, aren't you? I knew you would be.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17You don't need to have another worry about Christmas this year.

0:44:17 > 0:44:21Wha...? Consider this a vacation, Sandy.

0:44:21 > 0:44:23A reward. It's your turn to take it easy.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26But there must be some mistake.

0:44:26 > 0:44:27See that he's comfortable.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Just a second, fellas.

0:44:29 > 0:44:30Of course.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32That's what I'm missing.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34But...but... Thanks.

0:44:34 > 0:44:36You just can't...! Hold on.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38Where are we going now?

0:44:38 > 0:44:40Ho-ho-ho.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42This is worse than I thought.

0:44:42 > 0:44:44Much worse.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46I know.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49SANTA CLAUS: Me on vacation on Christmas eve?

0:44:49 > 0:44:51- Where are we taking him? - Where?

0:44:51 > 0:44:53To Oogie-Boogie, of course.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55There isn't anywhere in the whole world

0:44:55 > 0:44:56more comfortable than that.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59And Jack said to make him comfortable, didn't he?

0:44:59 > 0:45:00- Yes, he did. - Yes, he did.

0:45:00 > 0:45:04SANTA CLAUS: Haven't you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?

0:45:04 > 0:45:06ALL: No!

0:45:06 > 0:45:08THEY CACKLE

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Ohh.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16This'll stop Jack.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18WHIRRING

0:45:27 > 0:45:31What a joy to think of all we'll have in common.

0:45:31 > 0:45:37We'll have conversations worth having.

0:45:40 > 0:45:41CACKLING

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Don't do this!

0:45:43 > 0:45:46Naughty children never get any presents.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48I think he might be too big.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50- Ooh! - No, he's not.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53If he can go down a chimney he can fit...

0:45:53 > 0:45:55down here.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Well, well, well

0:46:24 > 0:46:26What have we here?

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Sandy Claws, huh?

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Oh, I'm really scared(!)

0:46:30 > 0:46:33So you're the one everybody's talking about.

0:46:33 > 0:46:34HE CACKLES

0:46:34 > 0:46:36# You're joking you're joking

0:46:36 > 0:46:39# I can't believe my eyes

0:46:39 > 0:46:41# You're joking me you got to be

0:46:41 > 0:46:43# This can't be the right guy

0:46:43 > 0:46:45# He's ancient, he's ugly

0:46:45 > 0:46:47# I don't know which is worse

0:46:47 > 0:46:49# I might just split a seam

0:46:49 > 0:46:51# If I don't die laughing first

0:46:51 > 0:46:55# Mr Oogie-Boogie says there's trouble close at hand

0:46:55 > 0:46:57# You'd better pay attention now

0:46:57 > 0:46:59# Cos I'm the boogie man

0:46:59 > 0:47:04# And if you aren't shaking there's something very wrong

0:47:04 > 0:47:06# Cos this may be the last time

0:47:06 > 0:47:08# You hear the boogie song

0:47:08 > 0:47:10# Whoa-ho Wa-oh

0:47:10 > 0:47:12# Whoa-ho Wa-oh

0:47:12 > 0:47:14# Whoa-oh Wa-oh

0:47:14 > 0:47:16# I'm the Oogie-Boogie man

0:47:16 > 0:47:21# Release me now or you must face the dire consequences

0:47:21 > 0:47:25# The children are expecting me So please come to your senses

0:47:25 > 0:47:27# You're joking, you're joking

0:47:27 > 0:47:29# I can't believe my ears

0:47:29 > 0:47:32# Would someone shut this fella up?

0:47:32 > 0:47:33# I'm drowning in my tears

0:47:33 > 0:47:36# It's funny, I'm laughing

0:47:36 > 0:47:38# You really are too much

0:47:38 > 0:47:40# And now with your permission

0:47:40 > 0:47:42# I'm going to do my stuff.. #

0:47:42 > 0:47:44What are you going to do?

0:47:44 > 0:47:45I'm going to do the best I can.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Waaah!

0:47:47 > 0:47:51# The sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air

0:47:51 > 0:47:54# Cos I'm a gambling Boogie man

0:47:54 > 0:47:56# Although I don't play fair

0:47:56 > 0:47:58# It's much more fun I must confess

0:47:58 > 0:48:00# With lives on the line

0:48:00 > 0:48:02# Not mine, of course but yours, old boy

0:48:02 > 0:48:04# Now that'd be just fine

0:48:04 > 0:48:05# Release me fast

0:48:05 > 0:48:08# Or you will have to answer for this heinous act

0:48:08 > 0:48:10# Oh, brother You're something

0:48:10 > 0:48:12# You put me in a spin

0:48:12 > 0:48:14# You aren't comprehending

0:48:14 > 0:48:17# The position that you're in

0:48:17 > 0:48:19# It's hopeless You're finished

0:48:19 > 0:48:21# You haven't got a prayer

0:48:21 > 0:48:23# Cos I'm Mr Oogie-Boogie

0:48:23 > 0:48:27# And you ain't goin' nowhere. #

0:48:27 > 0:48:30HE CACKLES

0:48:30 > 0:48:33THEY ALL LAUGH

0:48:33 > 0:48:36ORCHESTRA PLAYS: "Here comes Santa Claus"

0:48:56 > 0:48:59APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

0:49:02 > 0:49:07Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky,

0:49:07 > 0:49:09outshining every star,

0:49:09 > 0:49:13your silhouette a dark blot on the moon.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16You, who are our pride.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18You, who are our glory.

0:49:18 > 0:49:23You, who have frightened millions into an early grave.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25You, who have...

0:49:25 > 0:49:28devastated the souls

0:49:28 > 0:49:30- of the living... - Oh, no.

0:49:30 > 0:49:33We can't take off in this.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36- The reindeer can't see an inch in front of their noses. - Phew.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39This fog's as thick as...

0:49:39 > 0:49:41Jellied brains.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Or thicker.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45There go all of my hopes...

0:49:45 > 0:49:49My precious plans... My glorious dreams.

0:49:49 > 0:49:53There goes Christmas. CROWD: Awww.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56ZERO BARKS No, Zero.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58Down, boy.

0:49:58 > 0:50:01My, what a brilliant nose you have!

0:50:01 > 0:50:03The better to light my way!

0:50:03 > 0:50:06To the head of the team, Zero!

0:50:06 > 0:50:08CHEERS

0:50:08 > 0:50:10We're off!

0:50:12 > 0:50:15Wait, Jack! No!

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Ho-ho-ho!

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Ho-ho-ho!

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Goodbye, Jack.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39My dearest Jack.

0:50:39 > 0:50:43Oh, how I hope my premonition is wrong.

0:50:48 > 0:50:54# I sense there's something in the wind

0:50:54 > 0:50:59# That feels like tragedy's at hand

0:50:59 > 0:51:04# And though I'd like to stand by him

0:51:04 > 0:51:09# Can't shake this feeling that I have

0:51:09 > 0:51:14# The worst is just around the bend

0:51:14 > 0:51:18# And does he notice

0:51:18 > 0:51:23# My feelings for him?

0:51:23 > 0:51:26# And will he see

0:51:26 > 0:51:30# How much he means to me?

0:51:30 > 0:51:34# I think it's not to be

0:51:34 > 0:51:40# What will become of my dear friend?

0:51:40 > 0:51:45# Where will his actions lead us then?

0:51:45 > 0:51:50# Although I'd like to join the crowd

0:51:50 > 0:51:55# In their enthusiastic cloud

0:51:55 > 0:52:00# Try as I may it doesn't last

0:52:00 > 0:52:04# And will we ever

0:52:04 > 0:52:09# End up together?

0:52:09 > 0:52:12# No, I think not

0:52:12 > 0:52:16# It's never to become

0:52:16 > 0:52:22# For I am not the one. #

0:52:39 > 0:52:43Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

0:52:43 > 0:52:46Hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:52:49 > 0:52:52THUMP!

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Santa!

0:53:06 > 0:53:08BOY GASPS

0:53:13 > 0:53:15Santa?

0:53:15 > 0:53:18Merry Christmas!

0:53:18 > 0:53:20And what is your name?

0:53:20 > 0:53:23Uh... Uh... That's all right.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26I have a special present for you anyway.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28There you go, sonny.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31Ho, ho, ho. Hee-hee-hee.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39WOMAN: And what did Santa bring you, honey?

0:53:39 > 0:53:41PARENTS SCREAM

0:53:41 > 0:53:44Merry Christmas!

0:53:44 > 0:53:46PHONE RINGS

0:53:46 > 0:53:50Hello. Police. INDISTINCT SCREECHING

0:53:50 > 0:53:52Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55That's the second toy complaint we've had.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58Ho... Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:54:02 > 0:54:05LAUGHTER

0:54:12 > 0:54:14WREATH GROWLS

0:54:27 > 0:54:30Come on.

0:54:30 > 0:54:32Ooh, wait.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36THEY SCREAM

0:54:36 > 0:54:38Mom! Dad! Mom!

0:54:38 > 0:54:41SCREAMING

0:54:45 > 0:54:47MAN SCREAMS

0:54:49 > 0:54:51WOMAN SHRIEKS

0:54:51 > 0:54:54CHILDREN SCREAM

0:54:54 > 0:54:56SCREECHING

0:54:56 > 0:54:58SCREAMING

0:55:01 > 0:55:03JACK-IN-THE-BOX CACKLES

0:55:13 > 0:55:17You're welcome, one and all!

0:55:17 > 0:55:20Where'd you spot him? ..Fast as we can, ma'am.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Police. I know, I know - a skeleton. Keep calm.

0:55:22 > 0:55:25Turn off all the lights. Make sure the doors are locked.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28NEWSREADER: 'Reports are pouring in from all over the globe

0:55:28 > 0:55:32'that an impostor is shamelessly impersonating Santa Claus,

0:55:32 > 0:55:34'mocking and mangling this joyous holiday.'

0:55:34 > 0:55:36CHEERING

0:55:36 > 0:55:39'Authorities assure us that at this moment military units are mobilising

0:55:39 > 0:55:42'to stop the perpetrator of this heinous crime.'

0:55:42 > 0:55:45Jack! Someone has to help Jack.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47Where'd they take that Sandy Claws?

0:55:47 > 0:55:49'..come back and save Christmas.'

0:55:49 > 0:55:52SIREN WAILS

0:55:58 > 0:55:59Look, Zero.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Searchlights!

0:56:09 > 0:56:11They're celebrating!

0:56:11 > 0:56:14They're thanking us for doing such a good job.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Whoa!

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Careful down there.

0:56:18 > 0:56:19You almost hit us.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21It's OK, Zero.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23Head higher!

0:56:27 > 0:56:30Are you a gambling man, Sandy?

0:56:30 > 0:56:32Let's play.

0:56:32 > 0:56:34HE RATTLES DICE Hmm?

0:56:34 > 0:56:39My, my...what have we here?

0:56:48 > 0:56:51SHE WHISPERS: I'll get you out of here.

0:56:51 > 0:56:54Ah...lovely.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56Tickle, tickle, tickle.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58Tickle, tickle, tickle.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00Tickle, tickle, tickle.

0:57:00 > 0:57:02Tickle, tickle, tickle.

0:57:02 > 0:57:07What?! You try to make a dupe out of me?!

0:57:07 > 0:57:12HE ROARS

0:57:17 > 0:57:20Who's next on my list?

0:57:20 > 0:57:23Ah...little Harry and Jordan.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25Won't they be surprised?

0:57:35 > 0:57:38They're trying to hit us!

0:57:38 > 0:57:41Zero! ZERO BARKS

0:57:49 > 0:57:51JACK: Merry Christmas to all

0:57:51 > 0:57:56and to all a good niiiiggght!

0:58:07 > 0:58:11HE HOWLS

0:58:14 > 0:58:18I knew this Christmas thing was a bad idea.

0:58:18 > 0:58:21I felt it in my gut.

0:58:21 > 0:58:25Terrible news, folks -

0:58:25 > 0:58:28the worst tragedy of our times.

0:58:28 > 0:58:33Jack has been blown to smithereens.

0:58:33 > 0:58:39Terrible, terrible news.

0:58:40 > 0:58:42Attention.

0:58:42 > 0:58:44Attention, citizens.

0:58:44 > 0:58:45Terrible news.

0:58:45 > 0:58:48There's still no sign of Santa Claus.

0:58:48 > 0:58:51Although the impostor has been shot down

0:58:51 > 0:58:56it looks like Christmas will have to be cancelled this year.

0:58:56 > 0:59:00I repeat - the impostor has been shot down

0:59:00 > 0:59:04but there's still no sign of the real Santa.

0:59:12 > 0:59:15ZERO WHIMPERS

0:59:15 > 0:59:19# What have I done?

0:59:19 > 0:59:23# What have I done?

0:59:23 > 0:59:26# How could I

0:59:26 > 0:59:29# Be so blind?

0:59:29 > 0:59:32# All is lost

0:59:32 > 0:59:35# Where was I?

0:59:35 > 0:59:38# Spoiled all

0:59:38 > 0:59:42# Spoiled all

0:59:42 > 0:59:45# Everything's

0:59:45 > 0:59:49# Gone all wrong

0:59:49 > 0:59:52# What have I done?

0:59:52 > 0:59:55# What have I done?

0:59:55 > 0:59:59# Find a deep cave to hide in

0:59:59 > 1:00:04# In a million years they'll find me

1:00:04 > 1:00:07# Only dust

1:00:07 > 1:00:10# And a plaque

1:00:10 > 1:00:17# That reads "Here lies poor old Jack"

1:00:17 > 1:00:23# But I never intended all this madness

1:00:23 > 1:00:25# Never

1:00:25 > 1:00:28# And nobody really understood

1:00:28 > 1:00:30# Well, how could they?

1:00:30 > 1:00:32# That all I ever wanted

1:00:32 > 1:00:35# Was to bring them something great!

1:00:35 > 1:00:38# Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?

1:00:38 > 1:00:41# Well...what the heck?

1:00:41 > 1:00:44# I went and did my best

1:00:44 > 1:00:47# And by God, I really tasted something swell

1:00:47 > 1:00:49# And for a moment

1:00:49 > 1:00:53# Why, I even touched the sky

1:00:53 > 1:00:56# And at least I left some stories they can tell

1:00:56 > 1:00:57# I did

1:00:57 > 1:01:01# And for the first time since I don't remember when

1:01:01 > 1:01:05# I felt just like my old bony self again

1:01:05 > 1:01:09# And I, Jack the pumpkin king

1:01:09 > 1:01:12# That's right

1:01:12 > 1:01:14# I am the pumpkin king!

1:01:14 > 1:01:15# Ha-ha-ha-ha

1:01:15 > 1:01:18# And I just can't wait Until next Halloween

1:01:18 > 1:01:20# Cos I've got some new ideas

1:01:20 > 1:01:23# That will really make them scream

1:01:23 > 1:01:26# And by God I'm really going to give it all my might! #

1:01:26 > 1:01:28Uh-oh...

1:01:28 > 1:01:31# I hope there's still time

1:01:31 > 1:01:33# to set things right... #

1:01:33 > 1:01:36Sandy Claws!

1:01:38 > 1:01:40You wait till Jack hears about this!

1:01:40 > 1:01:42By the time he's through with you

1:01:42 > 1:01:43you'll be lucky if you...!

1:01:43 > 1:01:49MAYOR: The king of Halloween has been blown to smithereens.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51Skeleton Jack

1:01:51 > 1:01:54is now a pile of dust. SALLY GASPS

1:01:54 > 1:01:57Come on, Zero! Christmas isn't over yet.

1:01:57 > 1:01:59ZERO BARKS

1:02:05 > 1:02:09What's that you said about luck, little rag doll?

1:02:14 > 1:02:16SALLY: Help!

1:02:16 > 1:02:17Help! help!

1:02:17 > 1:02:19ZERO GROWLS Shh!

1:02:19 > 1:02:22OOGIE BOOGIE: Seven!

1:02:22 > 1:02:25It's Oogie's turn to boogie now.

1:02:25 > 1:02:28SALLY SCREAMS One, two, three, four

1:02:28 > 1:02:32five, six, seven! CRAZED LAUGHTER

1:02:32 > 1:02:34SANTA CLAUS: This can't be happening.

1:02:34 > 1:02:36Ashes to ashes

1:02:36 > 1:02:38and dust to dust.

1:02:38 > 1:02:41Oh, I'm feeling weak...

1:02:41 > 1:02:43with hunger!

1:02:43 > 1:02:46One more roll of the dice ought to do it.

1:02:46 > 1:02:48EVIL LAUGHTER

1:02:48 > 1:02:51What?! Snake eyes?

1:02:53 > 1:02:55Eleven!

1:02:55 > 1:02:58Looks like I won the jackpot.

1:02:58 > 1:03:01Bye-bye...

1:03:01 > 1:03:04dollface. And Sandman.

1:03:04 > 1:03:07HE LAUGHS

1:03:07 > 1:03:08What the...?

1:03:08 > 1:03:12HE SCREAMS Hello, Oogie.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14J-J-J-Jack?

1:03:14 > 1:03:15But they said you were dead.

1:03:15 > 1:03:18You must be...double dead!

1:03:18 > 1:03:20Uh-oh.

1:03:26 > 1:03:29Well, come on! Bone man.

1:03:29 > 1:03:32ZERO BARKS

1:03:44 > 1:03:46Fire!

1:03:50 > 1:03:53GHOULISH LAUGH

1:03:57 > 1:03:59Jack, look out!

1:04:04 > 1:04:06So long, Jack!

1:04:06 > 1:04:09MANIACAL LAUGH

1:04:09 > 1:04:13How dare you treat my friends so shamefully?!

1:04:13 > 1:04:16OOGIE-BOOGIE WHIMPERS

1:04:17 > 1:04:21Now look what you've done.

1:04:21 > 1:04:23My bugs!

1:04:23 > 1:04:25My bugs.

1:04:25 > 1:04:27My bugs.

1:04:27 > 1:04:31HIGH PITCHED CHANT: My bugs. My bugs. My bugs.

1:04:31 > 1:04:34My bugs. My bugs.

1:04:34 > 1:04:36My bugs. My bugs.

1:04:37 > 1:04:39Forgive me, Mr Claws.

1:04:39 > 1:04:42I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday.

1:04:42 > 1:04:45Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack?

1:04:45 > 1:04:47The next time you get the urge to take over

1:04:47 > 1:04:50someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her.

1:04:50 > 1:04:54She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum.

1:04:54 > 1:04:57Skeletons, boogie men... I hope there's still time!

1:04:57 > 1:05:00To fix Christmas? Of course there is.

1:05:00 > 1:05:03I'm Santa Claus.

1:05:07 > 1:05:09He'll fix things, Jack.

1:05:09 > 1:05:11He knows what to do.

1:05:11 > 1:05:14How did you get down here, Sally?

1:05:14 > 1:05:15Oh, I-I was trying to...

1:05:15 > 1:05:17Well, I wanted to...

1:05:17 > 1:05:20To... Help me. I couldn't let you just...

1:05:20 > 1:05:23Sally, I can't believe I never realised that you...

1:05:23 > 1:05:26MAYOR: Jack! Jack!

1:05:26 > 1:05:27BARREL: Here he is! Alive!

1:05:27 > 1:05:29Just like we said.

1:05:29 > 1:05:31Grab a hold, my boy.

1:05:31 > 1:05:33Whoa!

1:05:33 > 1:05:35Good news, folks!

1:05:35 > 1:05:38Santa Claus, the one and only, has finally been spotted.

1:05:38 > 1:05:42Old Saint Nick appears to be travelling at supersonic speed

1:05:42 > 1:05:46setting things right, bringing joy and cheer wherever he goes.

1:05:46 > 1:05:49Yes, folks, Kriss Kringle has pulled it out of the bag

1:05:49 > 1:05:53and delivered Christmas to excited children all over the world.

1:05:53 > 1:05:55SNORING

1:05:55 > 1:05:58# La la la la la-la-la la

1:05:58 > 1:06:00# La la la la la-la-la la... #

1:06:00 > 1:06:02Jack! Jack's back. Jack?

1:06:02 > 1:06:05Jack's OK! He's all right. It's Jack!

1:06:05 > 1:06:07# Jack's OK

1:06:07 > 1:06:09# And he's back OK

1:06:09 > 1:06:11# He's all right Let's shout

1:06:11 > 1:06:14# Make a fuss Scream it out

1:06:14 > 1:06:15# Whee!

1:06:15 > 1:06:17# Jack is back now Everyone cheer

1:06:17 > 1:06:20# In the town of Halloween... #

1:06:20 > 1:06:22It's great to be home!

1:06:22 > 1:06:24Ho-ho-ho!

1:06:24 > 1:06:28Happy Halloween!

1:06:28 > 1:06:31Merry Christmas!

1:06:32 > 1:06:33# What's this? What's this?

1:06:33 > 1:06:35# I haven't got a clue

1:06:35 > 1:06:37# What's this? Why, it's completely new

1:06:37 > 1:06:39# What's this? Must be a Christmas thing

1:06:39 > 1:06:42# What's this? It's really very strange

1:06:49 > 1:06:52# This is Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween

1:06:52 > 1:06:55# What's this? What's this? #

1:06:59 > 1:07:02Careful, my precious jewel.

1:07:09 > 1:07:12MUSIC TEMPO SLOWS

1:07:26 > 1:07:29# My dearest friend

1:07:29 > 1:07:32# If you don't mind

1:07:32 > 1:07:35# I'd like to join you

1:07:35 > 1:07:38# By your side

1:07:38 > 1:07:44# Where we can gaze into the stars

1:07:44 > 1:07:49BOTH: # And sit together

1:07:49 > 1:07:53# Now and forever

1:07:53 > 1:07:56# For it is plain

1:07:56 > 1:08:00# As anyone can see

1:08:00 > 1:08:06# We're simply meant to be. #

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