The Prince and Me

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0:01:27 > 0:01:28Surprise!

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Thanks for helping out this summer. Have a great year at school, Paige.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55TYRES SCREECH

0:01:55 > 0:01:57REVVING

0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Where's the Lamborghini?- I got bored with the Lamborghini. Ready to lose?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- I've won Grand Prix. What have YOU won?- Nothing.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37- You're gonna beat me in your mummy's limo?- To be correct, Mr Irvine,

0:02:37 > 0:02:41my mummy's limo to which I've made modifications. So be very afraid.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Not half as afraid as you'll be when Mummy finds out!

0:02:45 > 0:02:46LAUGHTER

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Hey! How was it?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Oh, it was great. They had a going-away Danish for me.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08As soon as I blew out the candles,

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Ray came in with this huge bloody gash on his forehead.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16He tried to give himself a haircut. They let me stitch it up.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Time check?- 9.45.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Racers ready.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Go.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21HORN BLARES

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Hi.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26No!

0:05:30 > 0:05:31SCREAMING

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Hi.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Great dress.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Good race, Your Highness!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Not how I wanted to win. You lifted your foot off at the end.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02No. You did great.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10GIGGLING

0:06:13 > 0:06:15BOUNCY FOLK MUSIC

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- And then there were two. - It's not that bad.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33No. They seem really happy. I just remember we used to talk

0:06:33 > 0:06:37about getting out there and following our dreams.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40There's a whole world out there to see.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You, too. We're the last hold-outs.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Todd and I are engaged.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Don't hate me.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54That's great! Why would I hate you? No!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, thanks.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Ohhh!

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- OK, ladies!- Oh, look, Betty's throwing the bouquet!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Are you ready, ladies?

0:07:04 > 0:07:05One...

0:07:05 > 0:07:07two...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09three!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11SQUEALING

0:07:34 > 0:07:37He is late every time.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Yes.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Edward!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48CANE RAPS ON FLOOR

0:07:48 > 0:07:52His Majesty, the King. Her Majesty, the Queen.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55His Royal Highness, the Crown Prince.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Her Royal Highness, Princess Arabella.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Here we are.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Hope to see you at Thanksgiving. - All right. I love you, Dad.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Bye, sweetheart.- Bye. Thanks.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Hello!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Paige, hey.- How's it going?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34How excited are you to be back?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37This year we do the dishes every three weeks if we need to or not.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39And by we, I mean you.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Look what my dad hooked me up with.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Yeah. He may be totally inaccessible emotionally,

0:08:49 > 0:08:52but he installs some really cool crap.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Enjoy it. I'll be lucky if I'm ever home.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I've got a 5-hour chem lab, med school applications...

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Before you start saving the world,

0:09:02 > 0:09:05you could come to the wrap with me, Stacey and Amanda.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08GIRLISH CHATTER

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Me and the other tour leaders are fed up with these rich, snotty kids

0:09:12 > 0:09:15and all their complaining,

0:09:15 > 0:09:19so one night in Rome we go to this bar,

0:09:19 > 0:09:21and... I kind of...

0:09:21 > 0:09:26- What're you talking about?- Our love for older virile men like yourself.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30A few more of these and I'll be the best-looking guy you see in here.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Then take Stacey's away! - Oh, yes, please!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Paige, you want back on the work rotation?- Yeah, definitely.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- How's tomorrow?- How's Thursday?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- How's tomorrow?- Tomorrow it is.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- This round's on me. - ALL: Thanks!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Cheers!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I can't believe you got to see all of Europe.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Sometimes I wish I could fast-forward through the next five years.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59I hate when she talks about her life plan. It makes me feel so unfocused.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'm a senior, and I've changed my major six times.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I don't even have a major! - By the time you get one,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Paige will be done with Johns Hopkins.- If I get in.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11ALL: You'll get in. Not after this semester.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14I have to take Shakespeare. Some stupid humanities requirement.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19That's it. Next time you talk about work, you have to do a shot.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Shakespeare is so useless.- Stop!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- OK, you guys, I need this.- Hey! - Here you go.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28No! Come on!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Yeah, definitely.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- What is this?- Drink it!

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Cheers.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Cheers.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38LAUGHTER

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Oh, I hate you guys!

0:10:42 > 0:10:47- Did you read all the prepared materials?- Of course.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Edward, one day you will be the 51st ruler

0:10:50 > 0:10:53of the longest continuous monarchy in history.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58- I know, Father.- The monarchy requires the participation of the King in government.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03So if I ask you if you're prepared, it's not an insignificant question.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm prepared, OK?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10His Majesty, the King.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18And his Royal Highness, the Crown Prince.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Your Majesty?- I'm all right.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Prime Minister.- Your Royal Highness.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27OK, ladies and gentlemen, let's get started.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33A 6% pay increase is the least the national unions will accept!

0:11:33 > 0:11:38- That's unconscionable. - If we can't agree here, how can we get the two sides together?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- This is blackmail.- All right. We'll have to make other concessions.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Is there no end to workers' demands?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48The government must refuse to give in to the unions at all costs.

0:11:48 > 0:11:54Thomas, they are serious about the deadline. Without concessions they will strike.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57That would be disastrous for our economy.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Edward, we'd all like to know what you think.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Sorry? What was the question?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I was, um... I was busy.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I see.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Why does Father insist I go with him? I detest those meetings.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20Yes, sir. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that, er,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- you're going to be King some day. - Don't remind me.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28You're very lucky you're not me, I'll tell you.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32If you want to change places, sir, call me day or night.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33TV IS ON

0:12:34 > 0:12:39My mother's gonna go crazy when she finds out what happened today.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42It's a speech I don't want to hear.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46I need to get out of Denmark, Soren. I need to clear my head.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Oh, yes? And where would you like to clear your head this time, sir?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54The slopes are open in San Moritz. Monte Carlo has a new casino.

0:12:54 > 0:12:59Dropping a few hundred thousand krona has always worked miracles.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Warning - the following commercial...

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Wait! No time for that. Watch this!

0:13:03 > 0:13:08Desperate Dan takes you to America's heartland with Wild College Girls!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10The Girls of Wisconsin!

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Wisconsin?- Yes.- Why there, son?

0:13:13 > 0:13:17..because I've never spent much time in America before,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20and I'd rather go to the heart of the country

0:13:20 > 0:13:23where I can... meet ordinary Americans.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Plus there's a well-respected university

0:13:26 > 0:13:29with a wide variety of extracurricular activities.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- COUGHS - This is absurd!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35It's an opportunity to find myself.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Oh, Edward, please!

0:13:37 > 0:13:43This is just another in a series of escapades.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Which, by the way, we finance.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Ending up with you in some tabloid,

0:13:50 > 0:13:53embarrassing us and forcing you to hide yourself

0:13:53 > 0:13:56until you convince us you have to go and find yourself again!

0:13:56 > 0:14:01If I'm an embarrassment, maybe you should cut me off.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02What are you saying?

0:14:02 > 0:14:06I'm going, and I neither require your money nor your permission.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Edward?!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I will do this on my own, Mother!

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Let him go.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21We've tried everything else and it hasn't worked.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Frankly it's encouraging he even wants to try.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Soren?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29You will go with him.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Me, Your Majesty?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33On my own?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Surely there's a caretaker better suited than...

0:14:37 > 0:14:40I will arrange for our departure.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Hey!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Look at them all, Soren.

0:15:07 > 0:15:12Thousands of crazy college girls getting drunk and taking their tops off every night.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Yes, sir. What a treat that it's happening in America's dairy land.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Breeding ground of the coronary bypass patients of the world.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Look at her!

0:15:20 > 0:15:25- Your parents are expecting you to attend classes, sir.- Yes, I know.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Soren, from this point on

0:15:29 > 0:15:32I do not want you to address me as Your Royal Highness.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34You will address me as...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Eddie.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Yes, Eddie.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42The last thing I need is the press all over me.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- I think it's going to be fun. - I'm having a wonderful time already.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Are you unhappy, Soren?

0:15:48 > 0:15:53- What gave me away, sir?- I don't know. Your expression never changes.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Do you even know HOW to smile?

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Yes.

0:16:01 > 0:16:07LIVELY BUZZ OF TALK AND THUMPING MUSIC

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Soren, this is us.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Good heavens.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36I thought you had to commit a crime before you lived somewhere like this.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38SQUEAKING

0:16:38 > 0:16:41It's not that bad.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45We haven't seen the rest of it yet.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Apparently, THIS is the rest of it.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59Well, I like it. And I'll even let you have first choice of beds.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Oh, heavens!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Which stained mattress shall I choose?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05< SNORTING

0:17:08 > 0:17:10You're the new guys?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm Scotty.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19All right. All my food's labelled, so I'll know if you ate anything.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24I'm allergic to dairy, shellfish, red meat, melon, nuts and kiwi.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28So don't bring any of that stuff around here.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32The Xbox is off limits.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35If you screw up any of my high scores

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'll blind you with my laser pointer.

0:17:39 > 0:17:44Ah, now this...is the real university life I was talking about.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Here is the typical college student.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Absolutely, sir.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53I can't wait to raucously cheer on the fellows of the football team

0:17:53 > 0:17:59as they challenge the Gophers, our hated rivals who hail from a place called Minnesota.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Minnesota sucks! Wisconsin rules! CHEERING

0:18:27 > 0:18:29No.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Ah, waitress. Menu, please.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37I'm not a waitress, there's no menu and the kitchen's closed.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Then what can you offer us?

0:18:40 > 0:18:46I can offer you beer and pretzels, my fine fellow, at the olde pub yonder!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Shall I go to the bar, sir?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Yes. Um...two of these. Two beers.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Here I go.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Would you like another, sir?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yes. I'll get these.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Thank you very much, sir.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Hello again.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34What can I get you?

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Can you recommend something better than what we've been drinking?

0:19:38 > 0:19:43For the discerning out-of-towner like yourself, I recommend Leinenkugels.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45You can really taste the extra ten cents.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Yes, by all means. Two, please.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04You know, if we were in Germany right now, we'd be underground.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- What?- Keller means basement.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10OK.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14I should know better than to flirt in German.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Perhaps.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19- It's not a very attractive language, is it?- No.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm Eddie.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Paige.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33So, will you take your top off for me?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- What?- Like Wild College Girls.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Just a quick look. No-one's watching.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Time to go. Now!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Let's just calm down.- YOU calm down.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48OVERLAPPING

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Science is a neverending quest.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57For anyone planning a future in science,

0:20:57 > 0:20:59an open mind is a must.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Grading is as follows -

0:21:02 > 0:21:0540% procedure,

0:21:05 > 0:21:0850% lab work,

0:21:08 > 0:21:10and ten...

0:21:10 > 0:21:12May I help you?

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Yes. I believe I'm signed up for this class.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Mr Williams.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Next time be here by 8.20 or you'll be locked out.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29And what about you? I'm talking to you, sir.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm...

0:21:31 > 0:21:36- auditing.- Not this class. Too small. Take a seat, Mr Williams.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40As I was saying, 40% procedure,

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- 50% lab work...- WHISPERS

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Just wait outside.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49If this is a lovers' thing, could you take it in the hall?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Go.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56My sincerest apologies.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Oh, please, proceed.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12And 10%...attendance.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16You will find a list in front of you

0:22:16 > 0:22:19of your supplies and the experiment you will be conducting.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24Now I want you to turn to the person next to you and introduce yourself.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Congratulations. You've just said hello to your permanent lab partner.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Hey! Hey!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36You forgot your supply list.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, is that right? Thank you.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Listen. What's your name again?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Eddie.- This class is really important to me

0:22:46 > 0:22:49because I need it to get me into med school.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53I can't afford to have you screw things up for me, OK?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55It's very important to me as well.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I-I love organic chemistry.

0:22:57 > 0:23:02I've just discovered that large amounts of alcohol mixed with a carbon-based life form

0:23:02 > 0:23:05causes the life form to say stupid things.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09So...apologies for the other night. I was just having some fun.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14Right. I love being made to feel like a brainless slut by some sloppy lush.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Thanks.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19I have learned me to repent the sin of disobedient opposition.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23To you in your behest I am enjoined and beg your pardon.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Is he drunk now?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's a play. Romeo And Juliet.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Shakespeare?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36This is gonna be a fun semester!

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Don't forget your half of supplies next time.

0:23:48 > 0:23:54You'd think that after spraying somebody with soda, he'd get the message to stay away.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Well...

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I think he's pretty hot.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Hot? Beth, he is so affected.

0:24:01 > 0:24:06He was quoting Shakespeare, like some Shakespearean duke guy.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08I hate phonies like that.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11So you wouldn't take him up to the stacks?

0:24:11 > 0:24:16A) Going at it in the dusty stacks of the library is fairly disgusting.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18B) You say that about every hot guy!

0:24:18 > 0:24:25- So you admit he's hot? - I'm done having this conversation. I need to focus on my applications.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32What's with his weird friend who's always hanging around?

0:24:33 > 0:24:36One partner is monitoring temperature and flow,

0:24:36 > 0:24:42while the other pours the hydrochloric acid into the funnel.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Now...

0:24:44 > 0:24:47carefully turn the stopcock,

0:24:47 > 0:24:53to allow some of the solution to flow into the round-bottomed flask.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Start over again.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14KNOCKS

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Where is he?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21You're still in bed?!

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Good morning, miss. Care for some breakfast?

0:25:24 > 0:25:28I looked like an idiot because my lab partner didn't show!

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Was that this morning?- Yes! I know exactly who you are.- You do?

0:25:32 > 0:25:38A rich kid who sees college as a detour on the way to an easy life.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42- No character, no accomplishments, just a royal pain in the ass!- Wrong.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Unlike people who are given everything,

0:25:45 > 0:25:50I have to earn what I get. In a meritocracy people rise and fall based on how hard they work.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53- More hollandaise, Eddie?- Thank you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57You're making eggs Benedict on a hotplate in a dorm room?

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Yes, a typical student breakfast. Would you care to join us?

0:26:01 > 0:26:02No, thank you.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04So, um, where's your statue?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07What statue?

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Someone so righteous must have a statue of themselves.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14There's a difference between being righteous and right. Put a shirt on!

0:26:14 > 0:26:18To be a doctor you have to get used to naked men.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Dude! Dude, there's a chick in our room!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Just drop the class.- No.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Then be there and be prepared.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- She meant those things, right? - Yes, she did seem rather upset, sir.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Though regardless, I don't see why you would care.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Do enjoy the eggs, sir. They were bought with the last of your money.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- We have some left? - What you came with is gone.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53You get a pay cheque, don't you?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Hey, you cheap...!

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Skills - polo, fencing.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Speak - French, English, German, Dutch, Danish and Flemish.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11Flemish? Is there a country called Flem?

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Look, that's all great, but it doesn't mean crap to me.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21- I need someone with work experience. - I really need the employment.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- Please.- There are a lotta students who want to work.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26I have the highest recommendation.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Hey, Paige.- Hi.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Are you deliberately trying to make my life miserable?

0:27:39 > 0:27:44No, I'm manning the deli in case a fellow student wants a sandwich.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48- Stu, did you hire this guy? - Yeah. He came highly recommended.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51- By whom?- You.- What would you like?

0:27:51 > 0:27:54- A turkey sandwich. - Paige, Eddie's your boy.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56You're in charge of him.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59It seems we're out of turkey today.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Dude, there's, like, ten turkey things in there.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08Did Johns Hopkins send you to see if I could handle the pressure?

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Because I'm starting to crack.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- Who's in charge of carving? - Use the slicer!- What's that?

0:28:18 > 0:28:23- You used me as a reference. - Yes. Despite what you think, I do need this job.

0:28:23 > 0:28:28- I've no money.- You have a personal egg poacher.- No. He's just a student.

0:28:28 > 0:28:33What's he studying, how to be a 30-year-old junior? Try the 'on' button.

0:28:36 > 0:28:41Look, Paige, you were right about my parents back in Denmark.

0:28:41 > 0:28:45They are wealthy. But I've cut myself off from them.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Dude?

0:28:46 > 0:28:47Just one minute!

0:28:49 > 0:28:53Listen, Paige, I realise I've taken advantage of you,

0:28:53 > 0:28:58but just give me a chance and, if I cause any problems, I'll quit.

0:29:01 > 0:29:02OK.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Your right hand goes on the handle.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Slowly slide the meat back and forth.

0:29:07 > 0:29:12Unless you want a turkey thumb sandwich, don't put your hand anywhere near the blade, OK?

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Slowly, slowly.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29Right. OK, nice and smooth.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40That's enough.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53Here, Paige, it's your turn tonight.

0:29:53 > 0:29:54OK.

0:30:15 > 0:30:20# Well, I hope that I don't fall in love with you

0:30:25 > 0:30:29# Falling in love just makes me blue

0:30:32 > 0:30:37# Well, the music plays and you display your heart for me to see

0:30:37 > 0:30:43# I had a beer and now I hear you calling out for me

0:30:43 > 0:30:48# And I hope that I don't fall in love with you

0:30:53 > 0:30:57# Well, the night does funny things inside a man

0:31:01 > 0:31:06# These old tomcat feelings you don't understand... #

0:31:08 > 0:31:10Hey, kids?

0:31:10 > 0:31:13I need you to go outside and hose down the mats.

0:31:13 > 0:31:19# I wish I had the guts to bum one but we've never met

0:31:19 > 0:31:24# And I think that I just fell in love with you. #

0:31:24 > 0:31:28Sure you don't want me to give you a hand, son?

0:31:28 > 0:31:30No, I'm fine.

0:31:34 > 0:31:35Hey.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41- You did OK in there. - You can't be serious, can you?

0:31:41 > 0:31:46By OK I mean spilling a ton of beer and screwing up everyone's order.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48Yeah.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50No, you'll be fine.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Um, you know, this Saturday evening

0:31:57 > 0:32:01there's a dorm party at hall. A gathering.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08Accompany you?

0:32:08 > 0:32:10Yes. How do you say it colloquially?

0:32:10 > 0:32:16Yo, dog, there's a mad party kicking at my crib if you want to...

0:32:16 > 0:32:18roll down there with me.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21That was sad. Don't ever do that again.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Yes. I really hurt my finger.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26So would you like to come?

0:32:30 > 0:32:31I...

0:32:31 > 0:32:34I'm actually kinda busy.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Oh, dear.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45- What?- I believe you just got rejected, sir.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49I don't think that's ever happened to me before.

0:32:49 > 0:32:55You were never attracted to anyone who didn't know you were a prince before.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57I wouldn't get worked up over it.

0:32:57 > 0:33:01The chances of a relationship are not promising.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03You two are of a different calibre.

0:33:03 > 0:33:08Just because she isn't royalty doesn't mean she's not important.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11The higher calibre I was referring to, sir...was hers.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14What?

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Miss.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40FAINT VOICES

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Thank you, Doctor.

0:33:46 > 0:33:47I promised I'd go.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Are you feeling ill, Daddy?

0:33:52 > 0:33:56There's nothing to worry about, my darling.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01Yes, Arabella, you shouldn't worry.

0:34:01 > 0:34:06- Just a little flu.- Ma'am, it's time for His Majesty to be going.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Sweetie?

0:34:09 > 0:34:11So what would you like to do today?

0:34:11 > 0:34:14- Um,- horse riding. Good idea.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Duty calls.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Positive for ketone.

0:34:41 > 0:34:42Mr Williams.

0:34:42 > 0:34:46Please, do something!

0:34:51 > 0:34:55The other day when you quoted Romeo and Juliet?

0:34:55 > 0:34:57- Yes.- Well, it's funny,

0:34:57 > 0:35:03cos I'm actually taking a Shakespeare class myself. I'm not struggling.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05I'm actually being graded unfairly.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08- But since you seem...- Well versed.

0:35:09 > 0:35:10Yeah.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13- I was hoping maybe you could... - Help you.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15I don't need help.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19Oh, OK. It sounded like you needed help, that's all.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20Forget it.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Yeah, OK, I need help.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28I'll help you. It's not a problem.

0:35:30 > 0:35:31Only, um...

0:35:31 > 0:35:35I may need some help of my own first.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37'Pour the bleach like this...'

0:35:39 > 0:35:44- ..and do not spill. - You can't believe I've never done laundry before, can you?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Yeah, it's a real leap(!)

0:35:53 > 0:35:54Cold.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Warm.

0:36:01 > 0:36:02Cold, cold.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07It's so confusing. How do you know what goes in which pile?

0:36:07 > 0:36:11It's a gift. You could say I'm the Rain Man of laundry.

0:36:13 > 0:36:14OK. Now it's my turn.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20Did King Lear,

0:36:20 > 0:36:23now we're on sonnets, next it's Hamlet,

0:36:23 > 0:36:26about a whiny prince from Denmark. What is that to do with reality?

0:36:26 > 0:36:30- More than you think! - Do you have princes in Denmark?

0:36:30 > 0:36:34- Yes, I think we do.- Beth read it and says he's a total loser.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Tell Beth the prince was young and scared

0:36:37 > 0:36:40and wasn't ready for the hard choices he had to make.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43It's not easy facing that kind of pressure.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Right. Sonnets, you say.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59"O, me...

0:36:59 > 0:37:02"what eyes hath love put in my head,

0:37:02 > 0:37:06"which have no correspondence with true sight.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09"Or if they have, where is my judgement fled,

0:37:09 > 0:37:13"that censures falsely what they see aright?"

0:37:13 > 0:37:17- It's beautiful.- It's gibberish. I have no idea what he's saying.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20He's saying that love is magical

0:37:20 > 0:37:23and makes people look at each other in an unspoilt way,

0:37:23 > 0:37:25without judgement.

0:37:25 > 0:37:29Why doesn't he say that? Why can't people just say what they mean?

0:37:29 > 0:37:32People rarely say what they mean.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34That's the interesting part.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37It's what's going on underneath the surface.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41Take line 12.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44"The sun itself sees not till heaven clears."

0:37:44 > 0:37:47What does that mean to you?

0:37:48 > 0:37:52- That...the sun can't shine when it's cloudy.- You're being too literal.

0:37:52 > 0:37:56Don't just go for the obvious. These words have multiple meanings,

0:37:56 > 0:38:00and you have to explore the possibilities and make your choice.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Like the word "sun". That could mean the actual sun,

0:38:05 > 0:38:07or it can mean light.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10But light can mean... knowledge or reason.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14- That could go on for ever! - Yes. Yes, it could.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17But I think in this case it means reason.

0:38:17 > 0:38:21And then "heaven" may refer to the pearly gates,

0:38:21 > 0:38:23or it could mean a state of being.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Being happy, or in love.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33So now read it again taking in all the possibilities,

0:38:33 > 0:38:36and, um...tell me what you think it means.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41"The sun itself sees not till heaven clears."

0:38:46 > 0:38:48I guess...

0:38:48 > 0:38:52it means that love blinds you, and...

0:38:52 > 0:38:55when you're in love you can't think reasonably.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Do you agree?

0:38:59 > 0:39:01Yeah.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08I mean, it's just a poem.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Yeah, it's just a poem.

0:39:12 > 0:39:16Will the union strike throw the country into recession?

0:39:16 > 0:39:19That's something we're striving to avoid.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21OVERLAPPING QUESTIONS

0:39:21 > 0:39:23It's a question...

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Another boring photo opportunity

0:39:26 > 0:39:30of an old guy answering the same old questions.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34- Where's Edward?- He was always good for a disaster every few months.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36I've got to find him.

0:39:41 > 0:39:42Eddie!

0:39:42 > 0:39:43Hey.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Look! It's my Shakespeare midterm.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49A-!

0:39:49 > 0:39:52That's brilliant. That's really, really good.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54- Well done.- Thank you for helping me.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56It's OK.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00I did even better on my chemistry.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02That's good.

0:40:02 > 0:40:03That's really good.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05How'd you do?

0:40:05 > 0:40:07How did I do? Um...

0:40:07 > 0:40:09A-.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Three grades.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14- D-?- It doesn't matter.- Sure it does!

0:40:14 > 0:40:16You can do better. I know you can.

0:40:16 > 0:40:17Oh!

0:40:19 > 0:40:23And give up a brilliant career in the food service industry?

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Whoops.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37Eddie, do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?

0:40:37 > 0:40:39No. No, um... I'll be here.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Um...have a good vacation.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47Yes. You, too.

0:40:47 > 0:40:52I can't believe you! You should've invited him home with you.

0:40:52 > 0:40:55What? No! That would be so weird.

0:40:55 > 0:41:00Then you won't mind if I invite him back to Milwaukee with me?

0:41:00 > 0:41:03No! No, of course not. Why would I mind?

0:41:03 > 0:41:05I don't know.

0:41:06 > 0:41:11Hey, Eddie, since you don't have any other plans, I was wondering...

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Do you want to spend Thanksgiving with my family?

0:41:17 > 0:41:18Yes. That'd be nice.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22- Thank you.- Sure!

0:41:26 > 0:41:29- I think I should come with you, sir. - Oh, no. Not this time.

0:41:29 > 0:41:33- The thing is, you'll be on your own. - I'll manage.

0:41:33 > 0:41:34Later, dudes!

0:41:34 > 0:41:39- Sir, it's my duty to look after you at all times.- I'll be fine.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43- With respect, sir, that's not for you to decide.- Yes, it is!

0:41:44 > 0:41:47What am I going to do here for five days?

0:41:47 > 0:41:50I don't know. Just sight-see, relax.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Soren, you'll be fine, OK?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06MUSIC BLARES

0:42:13 > 0:42:15Hey!

0:42:15 > 0:42:17Hi, sweetie. It's good to have you home.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20- Hi, Dad.- Hi, girl.- This is Eddie.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Eddie, my mom and dad.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Oh, we're so glad you could join us!

0:42:24 > 0:42:28The only college friends of Paige's we've met have been girls.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30I was glad to be invited.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Hi, Eddie, I'm Ben.- Ben, hello.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Hey, Doc Paige!

0:42:34 > 0:42:37Farmer John!

0:42:37 > 0:42:40- Hey.- Hey. Mike, you look great.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Michaela's got me on Slimfast.

0:42:42 > 0:42:46- I lost 15.- You put five back on today at Rocky Rococo's!- Boys!

0:42:48 > 0:42:51- Who's this guy?- Eddie's an exchange student from Denmark.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54He's just a friend.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57- Hello. - LOUDLY:- Welcome to our home!

0:42:57 > 0:42:59Thank you.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01He speaks better English than YOU do!

0:43:01 > 0:43:03Anyway, uh...

0:43:03 > 0:43:07Pops, we'll see you in the morning. Hey, we're watching you, Frenchie.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09Come on into the house.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12You can ignore the moron twins.

0:43:12 > 0:43:13OK.

0:43:16 > 0:43:17This is it.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22- You can put 'em right here.- Right.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23Thanks.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51What are all the pins for?

0:43:51 > 0:43:55The few red ones are where I've been and the greens are where I wanna go.

0:43:55 > 0:43:56Ecuador,

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Salvador...

0:43:58 > 0:44:01Not exactly tourist destinations.

0:44:01 > 0:44:06No, but they're all the places that Doctors Without Borders

0:44:06 > 0:44:09bring medical care and vaccinations and clean drinking water. What?

0:44:09 > 0:44:11Nothing.

0:44:11 > 0:44:15I've never met someone who makes me feel so intimidated.

0:44:15 > 0:44:19And I've met my fair share of intimidating people.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21I'm not intimidating. Look at me.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24That's pretty intimidating as well.

0:44:25 > 0:44:29I'm not the only one with goals. What do YOU want to do?

0:44:29 > 0:44:34I don't have any choice. I have to...take over the family business.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37- No choice at all?- No.

0:44:38 > 0:44:40SQUEAK Careful, you're crushing Gus.

0:44:40 > 0:44:44- Oh, Gus.- Yes, Gus. He's a very good watchmoose.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47Never was I attacked by a monster under my bed

0:44:47 > 0:44:51or by something scary in the closet. Right, Gus?

0:44:51 > 0:44:54- Yes, that's right. - Hello, Gus. Nice to meet you.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Very pleased to meet you as well.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01I like you like this.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Like what?

0:45:04 > 0:45:07I don't know. Just... Just like this.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09Just Paige.

0:45:11 > 0:45:15Eddie, we got John's room for you. It's just down the hall,

0:45:15 > 0:45:19across from our room. We sleep with the door open.

0:45:19 > 0:45:21Thanks, Dad!

0:45:21 > 0:45:25So would you like to see how things work here, maybe help out tomorrow?

0:45:25 > 0:45:30- No, I don't think that's a good idea.- Why not?- Yes, why not?

0:45:32 > 0:45:38- OK, go ahead and help out. I'm gonna enjoy this.- Come on, let's get you settled in.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46Stop!

0:45:50 > 0:45:51Whoa!

0:45:51 > 0:45:53Whoa! Whoa!

0:46:25 > 0:46:30- Nicely done with the milking. - You got a new best friend in Bessie.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Hey, shall we get some dinner?

0:46:33 > 0:46:34What are those?

0:46:34 > 0:46:36They're lawnmowers.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38Lawn mowers? Really?

0:46:38 > 0:46:39Yeah.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Uh-uh! Hey!

0:46:42 > 0:46:47Actually, we, uh, we race these. It's a huge sport around here.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50Really? Do you mind if I have a look?

0:46:50 > 0:46:55Be our guest. Take a look at this one. This is my baby.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57Right.

0:47:05 > 0:47:09- I just put a new flywheel in there. - Yes, I see.

0:47:09 > 0:47:14No matter how dirty he races, no way is Keith Kopetsky taking the trophy again this year.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17- How fast do these things go? - We clocked it at 52.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22I can make it faster.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25OK, come on, let's go.

0:47:25 > 0:47:26What?

0:47:26 > 0:47:28You don't believe me?

0:47:28 > 0:47:30I can.

0:47:30 > 0:47:33LOUD CHATTER

0:47:35 > 0:47:38- GASPS- You OK?

0:47:38 > 0:47:41OVERLAPPING

0:47:41 > 0:47:46- Milk?- No, I won't be drinking much milk in the near future.

0:47:46 > 0:47:47LAUGHTER

0:47:47 > 0:47:51- Great turkey.- Don't eat too much. We got some feeding to do later.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54I don't want you boys in a turkey coma.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56- More work?- Yeah, 24 hours a day.

0:47:56 > 0:48:00- Really?- If you don't milk 'em, the cows' udders explode.

0:48:02 > 0:48:03No!

0:48:03 > 0:48:07- It happened at Frank Monahan's. - Did you see it happen?- No.

0:48:07 > 0:48:11- You are so bad.- We gotta work twice as hard as the corporate-owned farms

0:48:11 > 0:48:16just to stay afloat. The family farm will be extinct in 20 years.

0:48:16 > 0:48:19- Dad, not right now. - No, I'm interested.

0:48:19 > 0:48:20We're all interdependent.

0:48:20 > 0:48:24If somebody loses, eventually we'll all lose.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28- What?- Nothing.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30- Thanks, Dad.- So, um, Eddie,

0:48:30 > 0:48:33what's up with you and my sister?

0:48:33 > 0:48:34Johnny?!

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Paige, someone had to ask.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38He's too good-looking.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40- Yeah.- You're too good-looking.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43- I'm not that good-looking. - I'd say he is.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Pretty good-looking.

0:48:45 > 0:48:46Guys!

0:48:46 > 0:48:50With the accent and your Euro charm, lethal combination.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52- Everyone stop, please! - You don't know this guy.

0:48:52 > 0:48:56I've never heard of anyone from Denmark. Have you?

0:48:56 > 0:48:58Yeah, sure!

0:49:03 > 0:49:04Eddie?

0:49:04 > 0:49:08Um, Kirkegaard, Nils Bor, Hans Christian Andersen.

0:49:08 > 0:49:10Wow!

0:49:14 > 0:49:16Um, Lars Ulrich.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18- From Metallica?- From Metallica.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19Get out!

0:49:19 > 0:49:23- And Helena Christensen. - The Victoria's Secret model?

0:49:23 > 0:49:28- That's the coolest country in the world.- You should be a superpower.

0:49:28 > 0:49:29LAUGHTER

0:49:33 > 0:49:37Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the county fairground!

0:49:37 > 0:49:42A beautiful day for racing and the tenth annual Mad Mower Derby!

0:49:42 > 0:49:48Give 'em a hand. We've got the seniors class, we've got machines up to 15 horsepower.

0:49:48 > 0:49:51They'll be blasting by at 12mph, so hang on to your hats!

0:49:51 > 0:49:57Let me hear it when they come past the stands.

0:49:57 > 0:49:59Look at 'em go round that corner!

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Come on, come on!

0:50:01 > 0:50:04Check it out. Kopetsky.

0:50:12 > 0:50:17- Whassup, Keith?- What the hell'd you do to that thing?

0:50:17 > 0:50:22I bumped up the compression and a few other little modifications.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24THROATY ROAR

0:50:24 > 0:50:26ANSWERING ROAR

0:50:30 > 0:50:34All right, one lap to go, folks. Let 'em hear it now.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36The last of the five laps.

0:50:36 > 0:50:39INDISTINCT

0:50:43 > 0:50:45..Mr Petersen!

0:50:45 > 0:50:51- Go, Mr Pigersen!- Mr Pigersen? - He's so damn rude!

0:50:55 > 0:50:58- Your brothers seem to like him.- Mom!

0:50:58 > 0:51:01- I like him too.- Yeah, I get that.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05I really can't afford any distractions right now.

0:51:05 > 0:51:08Chemistry isn't just in a class, kiddo.

0:51:08 > 0:51:11And you guys have it.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14Right. Then I fool myself into thinking he's Prince Charming.

0:51:14 > 0:51:19We marry and live happily ever after. All my hard work goes down the drain

0:51:19 > 0:51:22because I'm too busy shopping for groceries

0:51:22 > 0:51:25and picking my kids up at soccer.

0:51:25 > 0:51:29Sweetie, it really wasn't as bad as all that.

0:51:29 > 0:51:32- I didn't mean it that way.- I know.

0:51:32 > 0:51:35But we're not talking about me.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37I made my choice.

0:51:37 > 0:51:41This is about you making the right choice for you.

0:51:41 > 0:51:48- OK, we're getting ready for the super-modified class. - Your brothers are getting out there.

0:51:48 > 0:51:53- We have a Le Mans-style start. The engines will be...- INDISTINCT

0:51:53 > 0:51:56Go, idiots!

0:51:56 > 0:51:59..Start the mowers and start racing.

0:51:59 > 0:52:02This one's for all the Myrtles.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05And they've set themselves up on the line now.

0:52:05 > 0:52:10Boys, you've waited all summer for this. They're champing at the bit.

0:52:10 > 0:52:13All set. Listen for the gun to start it off.

0:52:13 > 0:52:17- SNIGGERS- Shut up! - GUN FIRES- And they're off!

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Hey!

0:52:19 > 0:52:21INDISTINCT COMMENTARY

0:52:21 > 0:52:24They're firing the machines up.

0:52:24 > 0:52:26Number 5 is off.

0:52:32 > 0:52:37As they head into the first turn, Kopetsky on number 8 is in the lead.

0:52:42 > 0:52:46..But he's got a long way to go.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47Go, go, go!

0:52:47 > 0:52:50The Morgan brothers are challenging Kopetsky.

0:52:52 > 0:52:55Get off my tail!

0:52:59 > 0:53:01He's catching up.

0:53:01 > 0:53:06He's moving off nicely, and he's putting on some real speed, but he's way behind.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20Mike Morgan is going after Kopetsky.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27He pushed him off the track!

0:53:27 > 0:53:30- INDISTINCT EXCLAMATIONS - Can't complain there, Kopetsky.

0:53:30 > 0:53:34..See if he can snatch the lead away from Kopetsky.

0:53:37 > 0:53:38Eddie!

0:53:40 > 0:53:44..On number 9... This could be a three-way race.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50Kopetsky is trying to hold him off.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53He's trying to go on the outside, now the inside.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Kopetsky will have none of it.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58One lap to go!

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Go, go, go!

0:54:06 > 0:54:09Kopetsky on the inside. He's trying to hold him off.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Watch out for him!

0:54:15 > 0:54:18It's Kopetsky and Williams now.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28WHOOPING

0:54:30 > 0:54:32YELLING

0:54:33 > 0:54:35That's great.

0:54:35 > 0:54:40- Stupid! - He said it was full of marbles. I won them, I'm keeping them.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42- Hey, you!- Fine race, sir.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Hey!

0:54:46 > 0:54:50Right. I'm gonna kick your arse.

0:54:50 > 0:54:51Try it.

0:54:51 > 0:54:53THUMPING

0:54:53 > 0:54:54Mike!

0:54:54 > 0:54:57Hey, John, stop!

0:55:21 > 0:55:23- Are you OK?- Yes.

0:55:23 > 0:55:25Come over here.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38I still think we should've stopped at that biker bar.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41Shown 'em your hog.

0:55:41 > 0:55:44Why? Are we trying to set some kind of record

0:55:44 > 0:55:48of how many times I can get beaten up in one night?

0:55:48 > 0:55:51If we were fencing he would've been in serious trouble.

0:55:51 > 0:55:54He still would've punched you.

0:55:57 > 0:55:58Sorry.

0:55:58 > 0:56:04I think that people around here are getting the wrong idea about you and me.

0:56:06 > 0:56:09What idea is that?

0:56:10 > 0:56:12That we're...involved.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17Which we're not.

0:56:17 > 0:56:19No.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21Definitely not.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24Because you hate me.

0:56:25 > 0:56:27Yes. Very much.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43What's wrong?

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Nothing. No. Absolutely nothing.

0:56:51 > 0:56:54Which is why I'm going to walk you to your door...

0:56:54 > 0:56:57and bid you good night.

0:57:19 > 0:57:21Whoa!

0:57:21 > 0:57:24He's been like this since yesterday.

0:57:24 > 0:57:25Whoa!

0:57:26 > 0:57:29- Give it back!- Back off, Clearasil!

0:57:50 > 0:57:53- Stop.- YOU stop.

0:57:53 > 0:57:55I'm studying.

0:58:20 > 0:58:24Eddie, finals are coming up. We need to be serious.

0:58:24 > 0:58:26I am serious. OK. I'll study.

0:58:28 > 0:58:29OK.

0:58:36 > 0:58:38Sod off!

0:58:39 > 0:58:40Ow!

0:59:34 > 0:59:37I've read the same sentence 15 times!

0:59:56 > 0:59:59Come with me.

1:00:22 > 1:00:24What's her name?

1:00:24 > 1:00:28Prince Edward, is this what you've been doing with your time?

1:00:28 > 1:00:31- Go on, hurry!- Prince Edward!- Hurry!

1:00:34 > 1:00:36Your Highness!

1:00:36 > 1:00:39Look over here, Prince Edward!

1:00:39 > 1:00:41Go downstairs!

1:00:41 > 1:00:44Prince Edward! What's her name?

1:00:44 > 1:00:47- Hurry!- I think we have him.

1:00:51 > 1:00:55- Why were they calling you Prince Edward?- Cos that's my name.

1:00:55 > 1:01:00What?! You're a prince and that's why they were taking photos?

1:01:00 > 1:01:01Yes.

1:01:01 > 1:01:06Are there a lot of princes where you're from, or are you kind of it?

1:01:08 > 1:01:09I'm it.

1:01:12 > 1:01:14- You're freezing...- You lied to me!

1:01:14 > 1:01:19I didn't! I...just didn't want to be Prince Edward for once in my life.

1:01:19 > 1:01:22I never should've started this.

1:01:22 > 1:01:25You were exactly the kind of distraction I wanted to avoid.

1:01:25 > 1:01:29Are those pictures gonna be in the newspaper?

1:01:29 > 1:01:31Yes. Lots of them.

1:01:31 > 1:01:32- You sure?- Yes.

1:01:32 > 1:01:35This isn't my first indiscretion.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38I...I'm sorry.

1:01:38 > 1:01:41- Paige, wait.- Stay away from me. - I love you.

1:01:41 > 1:01:45You love me?! Why should I believe that? You were just pretending.

1:01:45 > 1:01:48- No, I wasn't pretending! - No,- I- wasn't pretending!

1:02:05 > 1:02:08# I wanna be a man of the world BEEPING

1:02:11 > 1:02:15# Blood in my veins and a hurt in my heart

1:02:19 > 1:02:23# Out in the street with the noise and the dirt

1:02:25 > 1:02:30# And the one still looking for a brand-new start

1:02:33 > 1:02:38PAPARAZZI YELL EXCITEDLY # Oh I've been sleeping far too long

1:02:40 > 1:02:44# Hiding out in a palace of gold

1:02:47 > 1:02:52# Show me one thing before I'm gone

1:02:54 > 1:02:59# It can't be bought It can't be sold

1:03:02 > 1:03:06# Show me how to come alive

1:03:07 > 1:03:12# Show me how to make you mine

1:03:15 > 1:03:20# Cos if you'd only be my girl

1:03:22 > 1:03:27# I could be a man of the world

1:03:29 > 1:03:34# I could be a man of the world. #

1:03:34 > 1:03:38- PHONE RINGS - Eddie, I think this may be for you.

1:03:38 > 1:03:41- Hello?- Soren, put Edward on the line.

1:03:41 > 1:03:43One moment, Your Majesty.

1:03:44 > 1:03:48- Hello?- Edward.- Hello, Mother.

1:03:48 > 1:03:50Edward, you have to come home now.

1:03:50 > 1:03:54For your father's sake. He's very ill.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56'Lady Macbeth convinced him to kill Duncan,'

1:03:56 > 1:04:02but he knew it was his fate long before that. You can't fight destiny.

1:04:02 > 1:04:03What about circumstance?

1:04:03 > 1:04:06Take Othello.

1:04:06 > 1:04:10Was he fated to kill Desdemona, or did Iago create the circumstance?

1:04:10 > 1:04:12I think it's both.

1:04:12 > 1:04:15On the surface Iago is the bad guy, but if we look closer,

1:04:15 > 1:04:19the crack Iago exploited was of Othello's own making.

1:04:19 > 1:04:22- Still, Othello made choices. - Bad ones.

1:04:22 > 1:04:25Othello had love, but he chose not to listen to his heart.

1:04:25 > 1:04:29Love doesn't come every day, and when it does you've got to grab it.

1:04:29 > 1:04:34I mean, they could've lived happily ever after.

1:04:34 > 1:04:37I know that's a corny schoolgirl fantasy,

1:04:37 > 1:04:42but...what if the fantasy actually became true, and...

1:04:43 > 1:04:46..what if there really is a handsome prince?

1:04:46 > 1:04:48Miss Morgan...

1:04:48 > 1:04:50He's a really good kisser, and...

1:04:52 > 1:04:54- What if you know you're in love? - Miss Morgan?

1:04:54 > 1:04:58And everything you thought important doesn't matter,

1:04:58 > 1:05:01because the important thing is to be with him.

1:05:01 > 1:05:03Then it's not some silly fantasy, it's real!

1:05:03 > 1:05:07I mean, don't you think those two people should be together?

1:05:09 > 1:05:10- Yes.- Yes.

1:05:10 > 1:05:12Yes.

1:05:12 > 1:05:13I do, too!

1:05:30 > 1:05:35- Hi. Where's Eddie?- Prince Ate-My- Triscuits-And-Didn't-Replace-'Em?

1:05:35 > 1:05:38He left after his last final.

1:05:42 > 1:05:44SOMEONE dropped that off for you.

1:06:02 > 1:06:04Where are you going?

1:06:04 > 1:06:05Denmark.

1:06:05 > 1:06:07- Why?- It's in the note.

1:06:10 > 1:06:14"The sun itself sees not till heaven clears."

1:06:14 > 1:06:18- Still not getting it, Paige.- You've got to look underneath the surface.

1:06:20 > 1:06:24So you're just gonna show up at some castle in Denmark and ask for Eddie?

1:06:24 > 1:06:29I don't know what I'm gonna do. I've never felt this way before. My stomach is in knots.

1:06:29 > 1:06:36- You're in love.- I just know if I don't see him I'll spend the rest of my life wondering.

1:06:44 > 1:06:47So... 310 on this one.

1:06:47 > 1:06:50- 60 on this one.- 137 on this one.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52- 700 on this one.- What?

1:06:54 > 1:06:55Dotty!

1:06:58 > 1:07:01Thank you! SQUEALING

1:07:22 > 1:07:27- What's that building over there?- The old Stock Exchange. See on the roof?

1:07:29 > 1:07:32That's dragons twisting their tails.

1:07:36 > 1:07:39MUSIC SOUNDTRACK DROWNS SPEECH

1:07:44 > 1:07:46CHEERING

1:07:56 > 1:07:58TOOTS HORN

1:07:58 > 1:08:00SPEAKS DANISH

1:08:02 > 1:08:06- We're stuck here until it's over. - Until what's over?- The parade.

1:08:06 > 1:08:12- Every time the royal family steps outside they close down half the city.- Really?

1:08:12 > 1:08:14It's OK, I'll get out here.

1:08:19 > 1:08:20Excuse me. Excuse me.

1:08:20 > 1:08:22Excuse me.

1:08:24 > 1:08:27Excuse me. Excuse me.

1:08:33 > 1:08:35God save the Queen!

1:08:38 > 1:08:40Eddie!

1:08:41 > 1:08:44- Eddie!- Vi elsker dig!

1:08:48 > 1:08:50Eddie! Eddie!

1:08:50 > 1:08:52Eddie!

1:08:55 > 1:08:57Eddie! Eddie!

1:08:57 > 1:09:00- It's Paige Morgan!- Paige Morgan!

1:09:00 > 1:09:02Paige Morgan!

1:09:02 > 1:09:04EXCITED VOICES

1:09:04 > 1:09:06Hi.

1:09:09 > 1:09:11It's Paige Morgan!

1:09:15 > 1:09:17Paige Morgan!

1:09:17 > 1:09:18Eddie!

1:09:18 > 1:09:19Eddie!

1:09:42 > 1:09:44HUGE CHEER

1:10:29 > 1:10:33His Royal Highness, the Crown Prince Edward!

1:10:39 > 1:10:41Just wait here.

1:10:53 > 1:10:57I now proclaim this session of parliament open.

1:10:59 > 1:11:01Let's go.

1:11:08 > 1:11:12- Oh, no.- What?- You didn't tell me you lived with your parents.

1:11:29 > 1:11:31Hi!

1:11:31 > 1:11:32My word!

1:11:32 > 1:11:34- Miss Paige.- Soren!

1:11:35 > 1:11:39Hugging the help! That'll fit in very well around here.

1:11:39 > 1:11:45Right, I'll see you in a moment, and Soren will show you where to go.

1:11:49 > 1:11:51May I?

1:11:51 > 1:11:52Absolutely!

1:11:52 > 1:11:54My pleasure.

1:11:56 > 1:11:58This, er, is the south courtyard.

1:11:58 > 1:12:02You of course came through the private gates.

1:12:02 > 1:12:03Hi.

1:12:03 > 1:12:04Miss Paige.

1:12:04 > 1:12:06Hi.

1:12:06 > 1:12:07GASPS

1:12:07 > 1:12:09This is where we keep the mops.

1:12:09 > 1:12:15- Absolutely not!- We love each other and we will do as we please. - When was it ever about love?

1:12:15 > 1:12:18It has taken us a lot to get where we are.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21It has taken you a lot to get to where you are?

1:12:21 > 1:12:25It has taken us 1,200 years to get to where we are!

1:12:25 > 1:12:30In a few weeks, you will be King. I will let nothing prevent that!

1:12:30 > 1:12:33Certainly not some tawdry little affair

1:12:33 > 1:12:38with a gold-digging American girl who dreams of becoming the next Princess Di.

1:12:38 > 1:12:40Don't tell me how to live my life!

1:12:40 > 1:12:44Edward, I am sure she has outstanding qualities.

1:12:44 > 1:12:48But once the news of your father's illness becomes public,

1:12:48 > 1:12:51the people will require reassurance.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53And I will proudly ascend the throne.

1:12:53 > 1:12:57- Good.- When you allow me to choose my own bride.

1:12:57 > 1:12:59Out of the question.

1:12:59 > 1:13:01She is a commoner.

1:13:01 > 1:13:06Then I hope you think that Arabella is fit to be Queen at the age of 12!

1:13:06 > 1:13:09Oh, no, I'm forgetting about Nesta!

1:13:09 > 1:13:13- Don't threaten us!- Cousin Bartholomew's idiot son Nesta,

1:13:13 > 1:13:17the 47-year-old virgin in diapers. The people will rejoice!

1:13:17 > 1:13:18Enough!

1:13:18 > 1:13:21Edward, you will be the next king of Denmark.

1:13:21 > 1:13:23- Do you hear me?- Yes, sir.

1:13:26 > 1:13:28Now, about your young lady...

1:13:28 > 1:13:30If you say you love her, as you do,

1:13:30 > 1:13:34and you believe she will make you happy, then marry her.

1:13:35 > 1:13:37Haraald, you can't mean that!

1:13:37 > 1:13:42- Maybe this is not a good time to discuss...- No, it's a perfect time.

1:13:42 > 1:13:44At the end of a man's life

1:13:44 > 1:13:48he realises how important his decisions were at the beginning.

1:13:52 > 1:13:56In 1502, King Gustav IV fell, hit his head on a rock,

1:13:56 > 1:13:58had his famous moment of enlightenment.

1:13:58 > 1:14:01Claimed he saw God at the bottom of this lake.

1:14:01 > 1:14:04He went charging off to the castle to tell everyone.

1:14:04 > 1:14:07Unfortunately he was carrying a torch.

1:14:07 > 1:14:10Curtains caught fire, burnt down half the palace. Thus,

1:14:10 > 1:14:12observe the new wing.

1:14:12 > 1:14:17He takes great pleasure in twisting my ancestors' history.

1:14:24 > 1:14:27Today's been the most incredible day of my life.

1:14:29 > 1:14:31Come with me.

1:14:35 > 1:14:39I...have something important to tell you.

1:14:39 > 1:14:40Yeah?

1:14:40 > 1:14:42The reason I had to come back...

1:14:42 > 1:14:47was because my father has decided to pass the crown to me.

1:14:47 > 1:14:50So you're...gonna be King!

1:14:50 > 1:14:52Yes.

1:14:57 > 1:14:59I love you so much.

1:14:59 > 1:15:02And I know the sacrifices you would have to make.

1:15:05 > 1:15:08What are you doing?

1:15:14 > 1:15:16Paige Morgan...

1:15:16 > 1:15:19will you marry me?

1:15:24 > 1:15:26Yes!

1:16:28 > 1:16:30Good morning!

1:16:30 > 1:16:32- Good morning, ma'am.- Good morning.

1:16:35 > 1:16:36Coffee?

1:16:36 > 1:16:40Oh, I can get it myself if you show me where the kitchen is.

1:16:40 > 1:16:41Or a Starbucks?

1:16:44 > 1:16:45Um...

1:16:45 > 1:16:49grande decaf non-fat latte?

1:16:49 > 1:16:50Yes, madam.

1:16:52 > 1:16:55Congratulations! You and Edward getting married.

1:16:55 > 1:16:57It's so romantic.

1:16:57 > 1:16:59- You must be Arabella.- Call me Arry.

1:16:59 > 1:17:03Isn't it wonderful? We're going to be sisters.

1:17:05 > 1:17:06More hugging?

1:17:06 > 1:17:10- Whatever will we do with you? - Thank you.

1:17:10 > 1:17:14- I thought we might run through your schedule.- I have a schedule?

1:17:14 > 1:17:16As of this morning you do.

1:17:16 > 1:17:18Come on!

1:17:18 > 1:17:21At 9am you have a groundbreaking with Edward.

1:17:21 > 1:17:23Also attending is Countess Jurgen.

1:17:23 > 1:17:28If you're facing her, the good eye's the left one. 10.15, photos,

1:17:28 > 1:17:32holding hands with Edward on the royal yacht.

1:17:32 > 1:17:37Opening of a Miro exhibit at the museum at noon. 12.40 is when you can call your parents.

1:17:37 > 1:17:41Yes, er, one o'clock, luncheon with the Queen.

1:17:41 > 1:17:43Deep breaths.

1:17:43 > 1:17:47You'll get through this in spectacular fashion.

1:17:47 > 1:17:51After all, that's what the people expect of our future queen.

1:17:51 > 1:17:53Oh, my God.

1:17:53 > 1:17:55What?

1:17:55 > 1:18:00Queen! I mean, I knew it worked like that, but I hadn't thought about it.

1:18:00 > 1:18:06Do you think people are gonna mind if I'm gonna be Queen and all I've seen is the airport?

1:18:06 > 1:18:07No.

1:18:07 > 1:18:09No.

1:18:10 > 1:18:11Anna.

1:18:12 > 1:18:17- Do you have a dress for Eddie's coronation ball yet?- Um...no.

1:18:19 > 1:18:24This is Marguerite. She can design anything you like - Chanel, Dior,

1:18:24 > 1:18:27- Armani, Prada... - Very nice to meet you.

1:18:27 > 1:18:28Turn.

1:18:28 > 1:18:31- Excuse me?- Turn!

1:18:32 > 1:18:34Come, ladies.

1:18:35 > 1:18:39Long torso. Good figure.

1:18:39 > 1:18:42Terrible American posture.

1:18:44 > 1:18:46I don't work with hunchbacks.

1:18:46 > 1:18:50- When is the wedding, Miss Morgan? - ALL FIRE QUESTIONS

1:18:50 > 1:18:55When these plants are completed, Denmark will lead Europe

1:18:55 > 1:18:58in vegetable oil and specialty fat production.

1:19:13 > 1:19:15LAUGHTER

1:19:16 > 1:19:18Farm girl!

1:19:18 > 1:19:20APPLAUSE

1:19:27 > 1:19:31Where do the future king and queen go on their honeymoon?

1:19:31 > 1:19:35- I was thinking Morocco.- It's really hard to organise security there.

1:19:35 > 1:19:36Oh, OK.

1:19:36 > 1:19:39- What about Spain?- Spain is good.

1:19:39 > 1:19:44I'm sure King Juan Carlos won't mind lending us his private island

1:19:44 > 1:19:46for a few weeks in the summer.

1:19:52 > 1:19:56- It's hanging well in the front. - Is this part supposed to be loose?

1:19:56 > 1:19:59- She doesn't speak.- At all?- To YOU.

1:19:59 > 1:20:02Oh. Well, is this part supposed to be loose?

1:20:02 > 1:20:04It's been worn that way for 200 years.

1:20:19 > 1:20:22MUSIC SOUNDTRACK DROWNS SPEECH

1:20:31 > 1:20:36The opening of this new wing of the Dangaard Paediatric Hospital...

1:20:36 > 1:20:37Where's Paige?

1:20:37 > 1:20:40..commitment to...

1:20:44 > 1:20:46There she is.

1:20:52 > 1:20:57- I was just being nice to some kids. - Which every paper reported.

1:20:57 > 1:21:01- What's wrong with that?- That you did it in a new, state-of-the-art

1:21:01 > 1:21:04government-funded billion-krona hospital,

1:21:04 > 1:21:09which suddenly all these newspapers have no interest in mentioning.

1:21:09 > 1:21:13- Oh.- We had an opportunity, on the eve of a national strike,

1:21:13 > 1:21:16to show what the health care system can do.

1:21:16 > 1:21:19Instead, all they know is that you like children.

1:21:19 > 1:21:21I'm sorry. I'm trying.

1:21:21 > 1:21:24It's gonna take a while to get the hang of things.

1:21:24 > 1:21:27Being royal is not like being famous,

1:21:27 > 1:21:30or rich. It is something much, much more.

1:21:30 > 1:21:34It is a way of being that can only be learned from birth.

1:21:34 > 1:21:37It is an embodiment,

1:21:37 > 1:21:41which requires you to sacrifice who you are for who you must be.

1:21:41 > 1:21:45Well, I'm Paige Morgan from Manitowoc, Wisconsin.

1:21:45 > 1:21:49Paige Morgan can no longer exist. She is gone.

1:21:49 > 1:21:53You are now the future queen of Denmark.

1:21:53 > 1:21:56Plain and simple.

1:22:04 > 1:22:06Excuse me, Your Majesty.

1:22:06 > 1:22:09Your Royal Highness, it's time to leave.

1:22:09 > 1:22:11Thank you, Soren.

1:22:24 > 1:22:27His Royal Highness, the Crown Prince.

1:22:27 > 1:22:28Prime Minister.

1:22:28 > 1:22:30Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

1:22:30 > 1:22:34I've asked the lead negotiator for the national unions

1:22:34 > 1:22:39- and lead negotiator for corporate interests to join us.- Morning.

1:22:39 > 1:22:42- I'm very pleased to meet you. - Pleased to meet you.

1:22:43 > 1:22:45Your Royal Highness,

1:22:45 > 1:22:49I know your exposure to these proceedings has been limited...

1:22:49 > 1:22:53I am well aware of the traditions and protocols of this chamber,

1:22:53 > 1:22:58and while I respect them, we have six hours till all hell breaks loose

1:22:58 > 1:23:02- so isn't the time for gamesmanship past?- Yes, sir.- Then we agree.

1:23:02 > 1:23:04Please be seated.

1:23:06 > 1:23:08And get comfortable.

1:23:08 > 1:23:10We're not leaving till this is solved.

1:23:14 > 1:23:18- Management could tighten their belts.- OUR belts?

1:23:18 > 1:23:21It might do you good to go without.

1:23:21 > 1:23:23Our business is not charity!

1:23:23 > 1:23:28- If we can't resolve wages, we could discuss concessions.- NO concessions!

1:23:28 > 1:23:31Take and take, and nothing in return!

1:23:31 > 1:23:34- You are impossible! - Gentlemen, this is not about us.

1:23:38 > 1:23:40You know,

1:23:40 > 1:23:44in America, I spent time with Paige's family on her farm.

1:23:44 > 1:23:48And they explained something to me.

1:23:48 > 1:23:49That we are all interdependent.

1:23:49 > 1:23:54So we'd better start caring for our opposition as much as for ourselves.

1:23:55 > 1:24:00I wonder if anyone here knows what it's like to work for a tiny wage?

1:24:00 > 1:24:04And then to see that wage get sliced up even further by taxes.

1:24:04 > 1:24:08I can tell you from experience, it can be a mighty struggle.

1:24:08 > 1:24:11But then I suspect it would be more difficult

1:24:11 > 1:24:15to see your job and your benefits disappear altogether.

1:24:15 > 1:24:18At the moment,

1:24:18 > 1:24:20we are 6% apart.

1:24:20 > 1:24:23Correct? If the goal is to let the workers keep more

1:24:23 > 1:24:28without damaging the corporation, perhaps there is a third path.

1:24:28 > 1:24:31'He was brilliant!'

1:24:31 > 1:24:33He got the unions to lower their demands

1:24:33 > 1:24:36and the corporations to raise their offer,

1:24:36 > 1:24:40- then got Parliament to cut taxes to pay for it.- Impressive! OK.

1:24:40 > 1:24:43- Am I supposed to be able to breathe? - No.

1:24:43 > 1:24:45Then it's perfect(!)

1:24:45 > 1:24:49Miss Paige, the Queen would like to see you.

1:24:49 > 1:24:53Don't worry, I'll be by your side the entire time.

1:25:05 > 1:25:06Soren, get out.

1:25:06 > 1:25:10- Yes, Your Majesty.- Thanks(!)

1:25:11 > 1:25:13My new babies.

1:25:13 > 1:25:16My new hopefuls.

1:25:26 > 1:25:28I know you think I don't like you.

1:25:34 > 1:25:37I like traditions.

1:25:38 > 1:25:43I like traditions, and I like consistency, continuity,

1:25:43 > 1:25:45and I don't like change.

1:25:47 > 1:25:48But...

1:25:48 > 1:25:51when that change is for the better...

1:25:53 > 1:25:56..when it helps turn a boy into a man,

1:25:56 > 1:25:59then I have to reconsider.

1:26:01 > 1:26:05Two weeks ago, I thought you were the end of the monarchy.

1:26:05 > 1:26:10Now I see you may be the best thing that ever happened to us.

1:26:11 > 1:26:13Thank you!

1:26:16 > 1:26:18And now we have that settled,

1:26:18 > 1:26:21we have to make you into the best queen

1:26:21 > 1:26:23that Denmark has ever had.

1:26:23 > 1:26:26Come with me.

1:26:26 > 1:26:29Between you and me, Paige,

1:26:29 > 1:26:32being Queen is not without its charms.

1:27:08 > 1:27:10So, my dear,

1:27:10 > 1:27:14what would you like to wear to the coronation ball?

1:27:28 > 1:27:29Ohhh...

1:27:29 > 1:27:31Very beautiful.

1:27:31 > 1:27:36Your ears will be killing you by the end of the evening, though.

1:27:56 > 1:27:58Only one stone.

1:27:59 > 1:28:02It's very appropriate.

1:28:09 > 1:28:12BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

1:28:33 > 1:28:36Sorry, would you two excuse me?

1:28:40 > 1:28:43Sorry. Pardon me.

1:28:43 > 1:28:45Paige, may I have this dance?

1:28:45 > 1:28:47Of course.

1:28:52 > 1:28:54I hope you don't mind,

1:28:54 > 1:28:57but I've requested our song.

1:28:57 > 1:28:58We have a song?

1:28:58 > 1:29:01INSTRUMENTAL

1:29:01 > 1:29:04We have a song!

1:29:49 > 1:29:52Let's go somewhere.

1:30:09 > 1:30:12It kinda bothers me.

1:30:13 > 1:30:15Right. Come with me.

1:30:34 > 1:30:36Excuse me, sir.

1:30:36 > 1:30:39You and your father wanted to speak with the King of Norway.

1:30:39 > 1:30:41Of course. Thank you, Soren.

1:30:46 > 1:30:49Listen, when I get back, I've got a special treat for you.

1:30:49 > 1:30:53Good! I was wondering when I was gonna start being treated well.

1:31:08 > 1:31:11- You remember my son. - Very nice to see you again.

1:31:14 > 1:31:17Did the Egyptian photographers make you pose

1:31:17 > 1:31:20for all those photos riding on camels?

1:31:20 > 1:31:23- Yes!- Dreadful creatures.

1:31:23 > 1:31:27They store all that water and don't bathe in it!

1:31:27 > 1:31:30- Yes!- So down to business.

1:31:30 > 1:31:33Um, we have to talk about fishing rights.

1:31:33 > 1:31:37We both signed a treaty in order to maintain stock.

1:32:39 > 1:32:42Right. I've got something to show you.

1:32:42 > 1:32:44Stay there.

1:32:48 > 1:32:50Ta-da!

1:32:51 > 1:32:52Now...

1:32:52 > 1:32:56relax, my dear, as I make you...

1:32:56 > 1:32:58the perfect sandwich.

1:32:58 > 1:33:01I think you'll find the student...

1:33:01 > 1:33:03has now become the teacher.

1:33:05 > 1:33:08I can see how proud your father is of you.

1:33:08 > 1:33:09Yes.

1:33:16 > 1:33:20Eddie... this has all been extraordinary.

1:33:20 > 1:33:23A real-life fairytale.

1:33:26 > 1:33:28But I can't do it any more.

1:33:32 > 1:33:33What?

1:33:35 > 1:33:36What're you saying?

1:33:36 > 1:33:40I'm saying I can't stay.

1:33:42 > 1:33:44What's the matter?

1:33:48 > 1:33:53When I first met you, I was so focused because I was scared.

1:33:53 > 1:33:58You got me out of that, which is the best thing anyone's ever done for me.

1:33:58 > 1:34:03But I'm still me, and all the things I want to do are still a part of me.

1:34:03 > 1:34:06And I thought I could make myself forget about that.

1:34:06 > 1:34:08But I can't.

1:34:09 > 1:34:12What about us?

1:34:12 > 1:34:14You belong here, not me.

1:34:14 > 1:34:18Your father needs you to be there for...

1:34:18 > 1:34:21your mother and Arabella.

1:34:28 > 1:34:31That's it? We'll never see each other again?

1:34:33 > 1:34:35I don't know.

1:34:38 > 1:34:40I don't know.

1:34:59 > 1:35:01I can't make you stay, can I?

1:35:03 > 1:35:06I can't make you stay.

1:35:18 > 1:35:21PRIEST SPEAKS DANISH

1:36:14 > 1:36:17King Edward III!

1:36:17 > 1:36:19HUGE CHEER

1:36:39 > 1:36:46Today marks a profound though bittersweet milestone for all of us,

1:36:46 > 1:36:51as we bear witness to both an end and a beginning.

1:36:52 > 1:36:54And while we must continue on,

1:36:54 > 1:36:57we must also be grateful...

1:36:57 > 1:36:59to have been blessed with someone...

1:36:59 > 1:37:04who has so ably guided us to where we are today.

1:37:04 > 1:37:06APPLAUSE

1:37:07 > 1:37:10When there has been so much love...

1:37:13 > 1:37:15..and happiness for someone...

1:37:16 > 1:37:18..it is natural to be reluctant

1:37:18 > 1:37:22to close such a wonderful chapter in our lives.

1:37:25 > 1:37:26Excuse me.

1:37:26 > 1:37:28For moving forward...

1:37:28 > 1:37:33is rarely accomplished without considerable grief and sadness.

1:37:36 > 1:37:38And while our sorrow may be profound...

1:37:40 > 1:37:42..the clouds will clear...

1:37:42 > 1:37:45and the sun will shine on us again.

1:37:49 > 1:37:52And in that warm, bright light...

1:37:52 > 1:37:56we will find ourselves facing a glorious future.

1:37:58 > 1:38:00A future of exciting challenges,

1:38:00 > 1:38:03and infinite possibility,

1:38:03 > 1:38:09in which the horizon will stretch out before us,

1:38:09 > 1:38:12bathed in the heavenly glow...

1:38:12 > 1:38:15of the sunrise of our tomorrow.

1:39:11 > 1:39:14I'm coming! I'm coming!

1:39:15 > 1:39:19Everybody, can we get the girls together for a group shot?

1:39:19 > 1:39:21Just a quick one?

1:39:21 > 1:39:23Right.

1:39:23 > 1:39:25OK, Amy.

1:39:25 > 1:39:27All right. Amy, here.

1:39:27 > 1:39:29All right, girls.

1:39:29 > 1:39:32- Say cheesecurd.- Cheesecurd!

1:39:32 > 1:39:33Excellent!

1:39:33 > 1:39:36Beautiful, girls.

1:39:37 > 1:39:39I'm so proud of you.

1:39:39 > 1:39:42Let's see.

1:39:42 > 1:39:44Oh, sweetheart...

1:39:44 > 1:39:46Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.

1:40:03 > 1:40:05I want you in my life, Paige.

1:40:07 > 1:40:09I want to marry you.

1:40:09 > 1:40:12If I have to wait until you finish medical school,

1:40:12 > 1:40:15and anything else you want to do,

1:40:15 > 1:40:17I'll do it.

1:40:18 > 1:40:20I'll wait.

1:40:20 > 1:40:23Denmark isn't ready for a queen like me.

1:40:25 > 1:40:27Well, then they'll have to be.

1:40:29 > 1:40:31Because I am.

1:40:47 > 1:40:52# I feel like I'm flying

1:40:53 > 1:40:57# I won't touch the ground

1:40:59 > 1:41:02# I spin it

1:41:02 > 1:41:04# Sorry now

1:41:04 > 1:41:06# I turn it around

1:41:06 > 1:41:10# I turn it around I turn it a-round!

1:41:11 > 1:41:16# It doesn't get better than this

1:41:16 > 1:41:20# I've waited all my life

1:41:20 > 1:41:24# To just be like this

1:41:24 > 1:41:28# There is nothing that I wanna miss

1:41:28 > 1:41:32# Cos it doesn't get...

1:41:32 > 1:41:34# No, it doesn't get...

1:41:34 > 1:41:41# No, it doesn't get better than this

1:41:44 > 1:41:50# No, it doesn't get any better better than this. #