0:01:40 > 0:01:46- Nearly up to the boom, sir. - We should be in by tea. Keep on the same course, Ronnie.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03What's the weather like, Coxswain? So-so, sir.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Well, another pleasure cruise over. - Yes, sir.
0:02:07 > 0:02:13- What are you doing this leave, sir? - Depends on the bank balance.
0:02:13 > 0:02:20- You for leave, Coxswain?- Yes, sir. The T.I's marrying my sister. - Really?- Yes, sir.- That's fine.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Don't forget my piece of cake.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Here you are, Flunkey. Right, 'Swain.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- One of us has to miss his leave. - What's that?- Oh, hello, Dickie.
0:02:35 > 0:02:41Arnold's sick. It was his turn to stay behind.
0:02:41 > 0:02:47- You weren't thinking of taking his place, were you?- Not at all!
0:02:47 > 0:02:55Having tonsils at YOUR age (!) It's not MY fault, sir. Well, we've got to fix this.
0:02:55 > 0:03:04Nobby, you're already staying. Yes... How about Tiggy? What about the T.I?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Mike's getting married.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09< It happens to be to my sister.
0:03:09 > 0:03:15- This is the third time...- It's not MY fault that it's been postponed.
0:03:15 > 0:03:21- Well, this time it'll go ahead! - That's right. Get 'em all tied up.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Flood the boat... You're done for this time, T.I.
0:03:26 > 0:03:32- That's enough, Hobson!- I like to check up on you petty officers.
0:03:32 > 0:03:39I wish he was one himself. I'd have put HIM down for this. Ignore him, Mike.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I'll put Williams down for this job.
0:03:42 > 0:03:50..But YOU'VE got sex-appeal. It's easy. Anybody could pick up a dame outside a factory!
0:03:50 > 0:03:56- MY girl works in the fag shop. - You'll be OK for a packet of twenty.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02- You seein' your wife?- What? - I was talkin' to Dusty. Yeah.
0:04:02 > 0:04:11- You can't get a female under 40 in MY village...- Have you lot got nothing to think about but females?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14After this place, what can you expect?
0:04:14 > 0:04:22- You're safe enough, Spud. Women won't worry YOU. - < Why not?- You've got no brass.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27Too many bets this trip. I'll still enjoy my leave...
0:04:27 > 0:04:36I doubt if it'll be 48 hours. Like to bet on that? Just dinnae bargain on longer.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Sound off, Coxswain.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Stand to attention, on the casing!
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- Slow astern starboard. - Slow astern starboard, sir.
0:05:26 > 0:05:33- Hello, Freddie. Quiet trip? - Yes, worst luck. I see you sank a couple.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Yes, a 10,000 tonner and a 4,000.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40You must use "Old Moore's Almanac"!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Hello, Taylor. No luck again? - No, sir.- Crew OK ?- Yes, sir.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- OK, give leave to one watch. - Excuse me...
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Gordon...- Sir? - Get me Grosvenor 2777.- Yes, sir.
0:06:25 > 0:06:32- Seeing your Aunt Margaret again (?) - Can't risk it, sir... Her husband's on leave.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38One for YOU.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Three for the skipper.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Wild violets... Jasmine... Fish and chips?!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Fish and chips.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- A drink, Freddie?- Pink gin, please.
0:06:55 > 0:07:01- Nice trip?- Boring.- Close shave (!) - Yes, I'm using a cut-throat.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Your call's through, sir.- Thanks.
0:07:06 > 0:07:12Is that you, Drake? How's the gout? Good.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17How's the old man?... Good. And how's the bank balance?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Oh, well, my pay will have to do.
0:07:20 > 0:07:27Ring Miss Seymour and make a date for lunch tomorrow. Get 4lbs of chocolates...
0:07:27 > 0:07:314lbs of... There IS a war on, sir.
0:07:31 > 0:07:39Is there? I haven't seen much of it lately. Use your influence, Drake. And book a table at the Grill.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Now, Tuesday... Miss Carter. No, wait a minute! Miss David...
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- No, hang on... - Make your mind up, Freddie.
0:07:48 > 0:07:55Eh...that'll be all for now, Drake. I'll fix the rest with you tomorrow. Goodbye.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- If you two had any manners...- Ahem!
0:07:59 > 0:08:08- That's a nasty cough, T.I.- Yes, sir. - Do you want to see me?- I want to see Lt Brace.- He's not here.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Anything- I- can do?- Em...well, I...
0:08:13 > 0:08:21- Well, what is it?- It's about Petty Officer Arnold's leave, sir. - Williams is staying in place of him.
0:08:21 > 0:08:29Well, it's very hard on Williams, with his domestic troubles... and his two youngest in hospital.
0:08:29 > 0:08:36- Williams isn't married, is he? - Oh, yes, sir. How else do you have two youngest?
0:08:36 > 0:08:41You're not offering to forgo your own leave, are you?
0:08:41 > 0:08:49- Eh...yes, sir.- But I thought YOU were getting married... What's the matter? Cold feet?
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Oh, no, sir. There isn't a nicer girl in London.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- It's just that...a man shouldn't rush at matrimony.- I agree.
0:08:59 > 0:09:06- I'd just like to think it over for a bit longer. - Very well, T.I. I'll fix it.
0:09:06 > 0:09:14- Thank you, sir.- Oh, T.I...! Tell Hobson I want to see him in my cabin.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Oh, it's you, Hobson. Come in.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33- I wanted a chat...unofficially. Cigarette?- No, thank you, sir.
0:09:34 > 0:09:41You know...I've often wondered why you haven't gone higher in the service.
0:09:41 > 0:09:47You've knocked about the world. You speak a couple of languages.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50It seems a pity that a man like you
0:09:50 > 0:09:55should mess up his life just because...
0:09:56 > 0:10:04- Look here, I've had a letter from your brother-in-law. Read it. - I can guess what's in it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09It's about your wife. She wants a separation.
0:10:09 > 0:10:17- He should stick to his fish suppers and keep out of my business!- Yes... I don't like the sound of him.
0:10:17 > 0:10:25- But you can hardly blame HIM... - He's always trying to separate us. He's never out of our house.
0:10:25 > 0:10:33- Why d'you give him so much leeway? You went home tight last time. - He made the most of that, I'm sure.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36He calls it "the deadly sin".
0:10:36 > 0:10:41If I were you, I'd try and get home sober this time.
0:10:41 > 0:10:50I'm not going to join the Band of Hope because of HIM ! If my wife wants a separation, she can have it.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- Is that what you really want me to say?- Yes, sir.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Anything else, sir?- No.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06That's all, Hobson.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- #- Speak to me, Thora...- # That's Mike, isn't it?
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- #- Speak to me, Thora!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- #- Speak from your heaven...!- #
0:11:27 > 0:11:34HE'S happy enough. It's his last chance before he gets married.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Yeah... What do you mean?!
0:11:37 > 0:11:42Marriage is just the thing for Mike, especially to our Ethel.
0:11:42 > 0:11:50Then why aren't YOU married? That's different... Here, Mike... Mike!
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- Mike, YOUR name's down to stay behind.- No!
0:11:56 > 0:12:04Williams, YOU'RE doing it! My name isn't on that list. And that's good enough for ME.
0:12:04 > 0:12:12- There must be a mistake. - See for yourself.- I can't believe it. Everyone knows I'm getting married!
0:12:12 > 0:12:19- I've got enemies in this ship! - We must do something. - Why bother? An order's an order.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Something always spoils our plans.
0:12:22 > 0:12:30We're powerless, Dickie! Playthings in the hands of an unseen fate, that's what we are!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Don't you worry. I'll fix it.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36But Dickie, I...
0:12:46 > 0:12:49That's pretty wicked tobacco, Sid.
0:12:49 > 0:12:55Well, Jock, leave's only 48 hours. Not worth goin' ashore for.
0:12:55 > 0:13:01I knew you wouldn't mind staying behind. Oh, no!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I'm entitled to my leave!
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Now, Jock, I wouldn't ask you to do something for nothing.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Mike, I fixed it! Jock's taking your place.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22I can't go like this. I haven't got my kit.
0:13:22 > 0:13:28That's all right. Tug's looking after it. Come on!
0:13:32 > 0:13:37Have a good time, Mr Coxswain, but keep off the beer!
0:13:37 > 0:13:45Lucky you didn't take that bet about the 48-hour leave! Eh?! That's a bet I'd have won!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48What?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Tug, how long is this leave? Seven days.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Seven...?!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58 That'll be enough for that boat.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Well, I'll be...! Wotcher, me old Gladys!
0:14:32 > 0:14:38Excuse me, have you any cigarettes...? Oh! No... Thank you.
0:14:41 > 0:14:47Hello, Ethel. Dickie! Look who's here.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Hello, Mike.- Hello, Ethel.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53< Put that light out!
0:15:02 > 0:15:08- 'Morning, Mrs Metcalfe. Fish and chips for dinner?- That's right.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17It's no use knocking. She's gone.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23- Gone?- Yes.- To the shop? - Aye, over a week ago.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Here's a present for you.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31For ME ?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- Hello, Mr Hobson.- Here you are, son. Here's a football for you.
0:15:43 > 0:15:49Well, sir, the Sunday morning is the only time we have free now.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Well, we must remedy that, Drake.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55You trying to pick a fight, Rudolf?
0:15:55 > 0:16:01Listen, Drake, when Miss Lake calls, have her put through here.
0:16:03 > 0:16:11- Lucky young chap... - A week's leave, sir.- Just started? - Yes.- Army?- Navy.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19TELEPHONE RINGS
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Hello, my darling. How are you?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Hello, Freddie dear (!)
0:16:26 > 0:16:34This is Browning here. Bad news, I'm afraid, old man. You're ordered to report back at once.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Recall list for the Sea Tiger. Yes, sir.
0:16:38 > 0:16:46- How do- I- know, old man? You're probably wanted to make up a four at bridge.
0:16:46 > 0:16:52Whatever the reason, you must be back by 9 o'clock at the latest.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Right.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Finished, sir?- Yes, I'm finished.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08The very first day of my leave (!)
0:17:08 > 0:17:11The first I've had for months!
0:17:11 > 0:17:16- What's the trouble? - Leave cancelled, just like THAT !
0:17:16 > 0:17:19After all those dates I've fixed...
0:17:19 > 0:17:27The trouble's at the top. Silly old dossers who give orders one day and cancel them the next...!
0:17:27 > 0:17:33Quite right, my boy. I've had to fight against it all my life. Bye.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Look here, Dusty, this slate ain't elastic.
0:17:44 > 0:17:50You'll be OK on Saturday. I've got a treble comin' up. It's a cert.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57Here comes old Slim. He's always good for a dollar.
0:17:57 > 0:18:04Hello, Slim, here's a pint. Thanks, Dusty. I'm glad I found you here. All the best.
0:18:12 > 0:18:21Eh, Slim, we was just sayin'... I've got bad news for you. Report to the ship... And you...
0:18:21 > 0:18:24BOTH of you! >
0:18:24 > 0:18:29Is this a joke?! It's an order. You sail tonight.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33But Slim...! "Always good for a dollar" (!)
0:18:35 > 0:18:41Hello, all! Hello, grease-spot. Still frying the same dogfish?
0:18:41 > 0:18:46- What have YOU come for?- My wife. - She doesn't want to see you.
0:18:46 > 0:18:54- That's for HER to say. - She's out.- I can wait. Meantime, I've got a few words for YOU.
0:18:54 > 0:19:02- Hobson, can't you see I'm busy?! - OK, Sid, I'll give you a hand. - Don't bother!- What's yours, Mrs?
0:19:02 > 0:19:08- A sixpenny and two penn'orth. - Right. Service, that's what- I- like.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13- Here...!- Fish is good for the brain. You need an extra bit.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Here you are. Tuppence the lot.- Eeeh...
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Service and civility!
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- < Now, look here, Hobson! - There you are, lass, a penny back.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32- Right, young lady. - Sailor, serve ME. >
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Hello, Daddy.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Hello, Son.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I've come to take you home, Pete.
0:19:40 > 0:19:48- Have you been in your submarine? - Better than that. I brought it home for you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54- Here... What do you think of that? - Oooh, Daddy!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57< Go back in the kitchen, Peter.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Alice, just a minute...
0:20:00 > 0:20:08- I'm on me seven days. I thought we might...- Oh, Jim, couldn't you come home sober just for once?
0:20:08 > 0:20:15- Last time was the same.- Why weren't you at our house?- Hobson...! - You keep out of this!
0:20:15 > 0:20:23- You're coming home with me!- Hey...! - You greasy old hypocrite. You've always tried to separate us!
0:20:25 > 0:20:31You've always tried to do it...! Leave me alone!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Leave me alone! - Now then, now then!
0:20:35 > 0:20:41What's goin' on here? Break it up... Break it up!
0:20:41 > 0:20:48- HE started it. He did, Mr Briggs. - Don't waste much time, do you?
0:20:48 > 0:20:54- Are you James Hobson?- I am. - Come to the station with ME, then.
0:20:54 > 0:21:01- Are you runnin' me in? - It's the RAILWAY station. You've to return to your ship.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04You'd better say goodbye.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15There's nobody here wants anything of ME.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Come on.
0:21:42 > 0:21:50# 'Tis the la-a-a-a-a-ast rose of summer
0:21:50 > 0:21:54# Left blooming alone... #
0:21:54 > 0:21:58CAR HORN SOUNDS
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Here's Ernie with the taxi.
0:22:01 > 0:22:09- Here, it's time you and Tug got along to the church. There's no hurry.- Yes, no hurry.
0:22:09 > 0:22:16Plenty of blokes would like to change places with you, Mike. He won her fair and square.
0:22:16 > 0:22:22Sure. But there's still hope. Old Tug might lose the ring.
0:22:22 > 0:22:29I never lose nothing. What about that lady you brought, from the fag shop?
0:22:29 > 0:22:35You didn't see the Coxswain going in the scullery, did you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Mind your pretty fingers.
0:22:37 > 0:22:45You're getting in my way. You've got me, hook, line, and sinker. What's your name?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I've told you. Miss Harcourt.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I can't keep on calling you "Miss Harcourt".
0:22:53 > 0:22:58He could have "Miss Harcourt" tattooed across his chest (!)
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Has the beer gone already? Now, Dickie...
0:23:03 > 0:23:10So he has girls' names tattooed all over him? Show her one of them, Dickie.
0:23:10 > 0:23:16I'll show you my fist...! I'm only trying to help...
0:23:16 > 0:23:21Miss Harcourt... Oh, that's her coming down.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25MUSIC: "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"
0:23:26 > 0:23:28You look lovely.
0:23:28 > 0:23:35It's beautiful, Ethel. Thank you, Gladys. Very nice, indeed.
0:23:36 > 0:23:44- Well, Mike...?- Well, Ethel... You look fine in that...hat. - I've never felt so nervous before.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Have a glass of port. Thanks.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Oh, Ethel, how awful... I do believe it's GREEN.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56We ain't superstitious here.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I was just readin' the telegrams.
0:23:59 > 0:24:05Ethel, here's one for YOU... "A happy married life to both.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09"Name the first one after ME. > Auntie Meg."
0:24:09 > 0:24:12 She's decided what it's gonna be.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17"Best wishes. Name the first one after Uncle Fred."
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Looks like twins, Mike.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24"Torpedo Gunner's Mate, M Corrigan...
0:24:24 > 0:24:28"Return to ship at once. > Sailing tonight..."
0:24:28 > 0:24:33It's a recall! At least, sounds like it.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Let me have a look.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38There's one for you, Dickie.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Yes, it's a recall, all right.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Now, isn't that just my luck?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50There must be some mistake.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53No, there's no mistake.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- There nearly was.- What do you mean?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58You gave yourself away, Mike.
0:25:08 > 0:25:15What are you getting at? It's not Mike's fault. Mike knows...don't you, Mike?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18But Ethel...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21What's the matter with her, Mum?
0:25:21 > 0:25:26- I don't understand. - What was all that?- I don't know.
0:25:26 > 0:25:33- You didn't fake this, did you? - What, ME ?!- Yeah. No, they're genuine.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38- Well, boys, you'd better go. - You're in a hurry to get rid of us!
0:25:38 > 0:25:44No offence. We've all got to do our bit. You in your sub...
0:25:44 > 0:25:48It's SUBMARINE, twerp. Come on.
0:25:48 > 0:25:55And you, Wilson! There's no recall for ME, Dickie. Come on! And it's not "Dickie"!
0:25:55 > 0:26:00I'm the Coxswain now. Oh, all right.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Well, I'll be seeing you.
0:26:08 > 0:26:13Come on, Mike! We can't hang about here all night.
0:26:35 > 0:26:41Now, lower away! See to your check-line. Snag off aft.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Go on. Let her come... All right.
0:26:57 > 0:27:05Engine Room, all present? Aye. Good leave? I wouldn't have thought it was worth it.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Leave?! That wasn't leave!
0:27:09 > 0:27:17- Satisfied now?- What do you mean? - You accused me of sending those telegrams. How do you think- I- feel?
0:27:17 > 0:27:25- I'll fix it up with her on my next leave...- Do you expect to find her waiting for you (?)
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Hello, 'Swain.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32Engine Room OK ? Yes, sir. We got spare crew.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35'Swain, where are we going?
0:27:35 > 0:27:44- I can't say. The orders are to be confided to none of you lot.- They'll be carried out by us lot, though!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52All hands on board, sir. Very good.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Where are we going, sir? It's hush-hush.
0:27:56 > 0:28:02- Good luck on this trip.- Thanks, sir. Cheerio, Daley.- Cheerio.
0:28:02 > 0:28:07- If you bring it off, I'll stand you a Scotch.- A double!
0:28:20 > 0:28:24I hope I do have to buy that double, sir.
0:28:29 > 0:28:35- Take this.- Aye-aye, sir. - All set?- Ready for sea, sir.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39- Let go for'ard! - Let go for'ard spring!
0:28:42 > 0:28:45Let go aft!
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- Slow astern starboard.- Aye, sir.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Slow ahead port!
0:29:48 > 0:29:53- May we dive to trim, sir? - I want to talk to the crew first.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57D'you hear that?
0:29:57 > 0:29:59'Stand by for the Captain!'
0:29:59 > 0:30:06Well, as you've probably guessed, it's a special job this time.
0:30:06 > 0:30:13'What's more, it's not a long one. In fact, we're due to be back in 4 or 5 days...we hope.'
0:30:13 > 0:30:22The new German battleship, the Brandenburg, is due to leave Bremerhaven for her Baltic trials.
0:30:22 > 0:30:28'To get to the Baltic, she'll have to pass through the Kiel Canal.'
0:30:28 > 0:30:32She'll have to hug the coast past Cuxhaven
0:30:32 > 0:30:37'and into the Elbe. We are to intercept and sink her.'
0:30:37 > 0:30:42Now, I hope you're listening in the Engine Room...
0:30:42 > 0:30:48'We must be in the Heligoland Bight within 48 hours at the most...'
0:30:48 > 0:30:52 D'you hear that, ye lazy beggars?
0:30:52 > 0:30:59It means we must risk sticking on the surface as much as we can, even in daylight.
0:30:59 > 0:31:05Every one of us must be right on his toes at all times. That's all.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Continued but surfaced...
0:31:34 > 0:31:3713.30 hours.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Spotted plane approaching...
0:31:44 > 0:31:47..looked like one of ours...
0:31:47 > 0:31:50..but dived at once.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03No wonder they're cutting dog-racing.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06That's us in the danger zone now.
0:32:06 > 0:32:12Blimey, and us on the surface! That's to keep up speed.
0:32:12 > 0:32:18We should be under water. Sub - "under", marine - "water".
0:32:18 > 0:32:22Marine for water? Not any marines I've ever known.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26Tom, what kept you? I'm starving.
0:32:26 > 0:32:32- I'd like a word, T.I.- Uh-huh. - Remember Gladys?- What about her?
0:32:32 > 0:32:40- As you won't be needing this ring any more, perhaps I could... - Who says I won't?- 'Course you won't.
0:32:40 > 0:32:48Look here, Mike, I always knew you never liked the idea of marriage, and neither did the bride.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52- And the reason was obvious. - What do you mean?!
0:32:52 > 0:32:58- Why, that bloke at the piano...- Eh? - Didn't you see the way that he...?
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Oh, hello, Coxswain.
0:33:05 > 0:33:13- What did HE want?- He wanted my wedding ring for his girl.- The less you say about weddings the better.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15His girl... HIS girl?!
0:33:15 > 0:33:20Did he mean the girl at the tobacconist's?! Hmmph!
0:33:20 > 0:33:28She obviously preferred ME. Are you trying to pinch her? She knew who the best man was.
0:33:28 > 0:33:33If he gives you any trouble, you can buy him off with cigars (!)
0:33:54 > 0:33:58KLAXON Diving stations!
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Stand by, gunners!
0:34:02 > 0:34:05German rescue buoy, sir. Green 3-0.
0:34:06 > 0:34:11Control Room, gun action! Machine-gun up!
0:34:15 > 0:34:22- They seem to think we're a U-boat. - They're bound to report seeing us.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29Sie haben uns gesehen!
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Englaender!
0:34:33 > 0:34:38- They've rumbled us, sir. They'll be wirelessing.- Jeff...
0:34:38 > 0:34:42- Yes, sir? - Help yourself to that aerial.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51Du bleibst da oben!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Stop! Stop!
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Stop! Ve are coming! Ve are coming!
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Take those two below.- Aye-aye, sir.
0:35:38 > 0:35:44Is this your international law? Shooting at helpless airmen?
0:35:44 > 0:35:51Well, I'm sorry we shot down your aerial before you could give us away.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- You were very quick.- Sir, listen.
0:35:53 > 0:36:01- AEROPLANE APPROACHING Very quick (!)- Down, everybody! - I do not go!- Oh, yes, you do.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Hey!
0:36:11 > 0:36:16- Take the prisoners for'ard. > - Come on, you two.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Up periscope! Well...?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Down periscope!
0:36:33 > 0:36:40- Was it Jerry, sir? - I couldn't see.- Shut cues! - Probably one of our Brylcreem boys.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- Keep her at 90.- 90 feet, sir.
0:36:43 > 0:36:48This is for YOU - Sheffield Wednesday...
0:36:48 > 0:36:52Here, use this if they give any trouble.
0:36:52 > 0:36:59- Now, what have we got for HIM ? And something natty for this lad. - Here.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02I bet this grub's cold.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Wilson!
0:37:04 > 0:37:12What do you want, 'Swain? I want a word with you. It's about that girl...
0:37:12 > 0:37:14You told her about my tattoos.
0:37:14 > 0:37:22Well, I'll show her one, but YOU'LL change it first. Oh, I see...
0:37:22 > 0:37:29How can I change "Nellie" to..."Arabella"? Arabella?! So THAT'S her name!
0:37:30 > 0:37:33The girl in the fag shop? But I...
0:37:33 > 0:37:39Yeah, that's the one - Arabella. It'll cost you two bob a letter.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42You can use some of these.
0:37:42 > 0:37:48Change the Y to an A, the N to a B, and put ARA in front.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52I'll give you a quid for it. A quid? Done!
0:37:52 > 0:38:00I figured that's how much your love for her was worth. You can start to work on it soon.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06It is a battleship you go after.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Well, I'll take your word for it.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Get this inside of you.
0:38:12 > 0:38:17I'll tell you also which it is. It is the Brandenburg.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20Brandenburg?! Isn't that a cheese?
0:38:20 > 0:38:26Er sagt, dass Brandenburg einer Kaese ist! Was fuer einer Kaese!
0:38:26 > 0:38:30Schwer fuer Englaender zu verdauen!
0:38:30 > 0:38:33OMINOUS RUMBLING
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Slow port. Stop starboard.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Aye-aye, sir.
0:38:38 > 0:38:43- We're up to time. - Trouble ahead, sir.
0:38:46 > 0:38:50Group down. Watch your depth.
0:38:55 > 0:39:02- Was war das? What was that?- We're in a minefield. That'll be a cable.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06Was sagt er? Minen. Minen?!
0:39:06 > 0:39:09Just wait till we hit the barrage.
0:39:09 > 0:39:14Was...? Er macht Spass! Wir haben das Schiff gesichtet!
0:39:14 > 0:39:18THE GERMANS ARGUE BITTERLY
0:39:21 > 0:39:25Aber wir haben es gesichtet! LOUD RUMBLING
0:39:30 > 0:39:38Schon wieder! Ich muss zum Kapitaen! Ich muss alles wiederholen!
0:39:38 > 0:39:43- What's the matter with him? - He's nervous.- I'll get more grub.
0:39:43 > 0:39:49- Mike, guard them.- I'll be happy to. - I'll get YOU some, too.
0:39:49 > 0:39:55Sure, what are you worryin' about? They're your own minefields.
0:39:56 > 0:40:02- Captain, sir...- Yes?- The prisoners say they saw the Brandenburg today.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05It was passing Cuxhaven, sir.
0:40:06 > 0:40:14- How do you know that?- One of them wanted to tell you, so you would turn back.- I see...
0:40:14 > 0:40:19If they're right, she'll be through into the Baltic by now.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22They told Hobson this to put us off.
0:40:22 > 0:40:28They didn't tell me anything, sir. I didn't let on I knew German.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30RUMBLING
0:40:32 > 0:40:38Herr Kapitaen. Herr Kapitaen! Hoeren Sie doch...!
0:40:58 > 0:41:04- He's just about done him in, sir. - Get the Coxswain to fix him up.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Aye-aye, sir.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Was...var...es...?
0:41:15 > 0:41:20- Em...ask him what the other bloke was saying.- Was wollte er sagen?
0:41:20 > 0:41:24Kapitaen...! Halt das Maul!
0:41:24 > 0:41:31- Die Brandenburg musst jetzt dicht bei Kiel sein. - They saw the Brandenburg.
0:41:31 > 0:41:36He said she should be near Kiel by now.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Du feiger Hund!
0:41:59 > 0:42:07Well...we missed the Brandenburg. She's probably well inside the Kiel Canal by now.
0:42:07 > 0:42:12- Looks like the end of the trip, sir.- Mmm? Yeah.
0:42:19 > 0:42:24No, it isn't. We're going after her. We're going into the Baltic.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28It's a hell of a trip,
0:42:28 > 0:42:31smack through the nets.
0:42:31 > 0:42:37For speed we'll have to chance every hour we can on the surface.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40- Are you for it?- Yes, sir.- Right.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Five.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Four. Back you go again.
0:43:03 > 0:43:10Control Room, what are you steering? Make it 0-1-5.
0:43:16 > 0:43:21Be more careful! It's the rolling, 'Swain.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25Blotting out letters takes time.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28The daft things men do for women.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32Oh! Steady... It's none of his business.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36 Up spirits! I could do with a tot.
0:43:36 > 0:43:40Time flies when you're havin' fun, (!)
0:43:57 > 0:44:04What's that you're making? A brooch. I'll use it as bait to get a girl.
0:44:04 > 0:44:10 That's a good idea. Did your boy like that model you made, Hobson?
0:44:10 > 0:44:16- I lost it, sir. - Oh, hard luck. That's the lot, sir.
0:44:16 > 0:44:21- Do you want some of this, Hobson? - I've got better things to do.
0:44:21 > 0:44:27Blue watch. It's your routine! I wish I was in the Army.
0:44:38 > 0:44:43- How is it, sir? - Low visibility. Keep a good watch.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Permission to ditch gas, sir!
0:44:49 > 0:44:52Everything's all right, Tug.
0:44:53 > 0:44:57How is he? Pretty bad, poor bastard.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00He took a bit of a beating.
0:45:05 > 0:45:10- All right...how is he? - I'm afraid he's worse, sir.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13Poor little bastard.
0:45:13 > 0:45:18- I'm afraid he's for it. - Yeah, it looks like it.
0:45:18 > 0:45:22- How's the tattooing going? - Oh, all right.- A-ha.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25Arabella's a long name, isn't it?
0:45:26 > 0:45:29A bit longer than Gladys.
0:45:29 > 0:45:37Eh...Tug...you know the other day you mentioned that Ethel was keen on that piano fella...?
0:45:37 > 0:45:42Oh, yes... I expect she's just fond of a bit of music, that's all.
0:45:42 > 0:45:47- D'you think so? - Yes, of course, that's all it is.
0:46:32 > 0:46:38- Stop both. Full astern together. - Full astern together, sir.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Full astern together.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52- How is it now?- Still fouled, sir.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Slow ahead.
0:47:05 > 0:47:10Slow ahead. Well, what next? Wait and see.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Full astern together.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35All motors going full astern!
0:47:39 > 0:47:42Group up. Full ahead together.
0:48:14 > 0:48:21I bet we get through! I don't bet. Full ahead together!
0:48:25 > 0:48:28All motors going full ahead!
0:48:28 > 0:48:33 I'LL bet you five bob we don't. You're on.
0:48:49 > 0:48:53Oh, nearly... It's all a fix.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56Five bob, Spud. Chalk it up.
0:48:56 > 0:49:01- Full ahead together. - Full ahead together, sir.
0:49:30 > 0:49:35- She's made it. Slow both. - We'll be in the rough stuff now, sir.
0:49:35 > 0:49:42- Keep your fingers crossed till we get to the Baltic. - Aye-aye, sir.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09No sign of a ship, sir.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24What's that, Hobson? Another Sea Tiger?
0:51:24 > 0:51:29No, the Brandenburg. Probably all we'll ever see of her.
0:51:43 > 0:51:47KLAXON SOUNDS Diving stations!
0:51:47 > 0:51:52- Flashing, sir. Some distance away. - Up periscope!
0:52:01 > 0:52:06I ain't washed your perishin' plates!
0:52:10 > 0:52:12No sign.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16There it is.
0:52:27 > 0:52:32- I wish we had more light. - It'll soon be full daylight, sir.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37I can still see a light flashing.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40It seems to be moving.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42- Ship's head?- 0-8-0, sir.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47- Starboard 15.- Starboard 15, sir.
0:52:48 > 0:52:5115 a-starboard on, sir.
0:52:53 > 0:53:00No more morse. If she holds her course, we ought to close on her. Down periscope.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Stop starboard. Full ahead port.
0:53:04 > 0:53:08Stop starboard. Full ahead port.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Port motors full ahead!
0:53:16 > 0:53:19I bet it's the real thing.
0:53:19 > 0:53:25A wee flash, and YOU think it's the Brandenburg? And I'm not betting.
0:53:45 > 0:53:53- Stop starboard. Slow port. A destroyer. You getting anything? - No, sir... Wait...I am now.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57- There's two of 'em.- Up periscope. - Bearing 3-5-0.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Plates... Plates!
0:54:36 > 0:54:41It's her...the Brandenburg. Blow up all tubes.
0:54:41 > 0:54:45Four ends, blow up all tubes.
0:54:46 > 0:54:51It must be the old Brandyballs herself!
0:54:51 > 0:54:54Not too much rise, Coxswain.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58Cut down the light.
0:55:07 > 0:55:12Right...start the attack, start the plot.
0:55:14 > 0:55:20Keep the confounded boat lower, Number One, she's bouncing about.
0:55:21 > 0:55:27- Enemy bearing...? Read it, somebody!- Green 4-0, sir.
0:55:27 > 0:55:32- Green 4-0. - I'm 7 degrees on her port bow.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34No, eight...
0:55:34 > 0:55:37No...twelve...
0:55:37 > 0:55:43No... Why can't these ruddy Huns steer straight when I'm looking at them?
0:55:43 > 0:55:47Make it eight degrees on the bow.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49Range...
0:55:51 > 0:55:58Dammit, Number One, can't you keep the basket straight? Let me know when you have some sort of a trim.
0:55:58 > 0:56:02That's better, Coxswain.
0:56:03 > 0:56:08Range, 7,000 yards. Can't see more than mast and funnels.
0:56:08 > 0:56:13Keep her up now. Bit of a rise, Coxswain.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16Don't wring her neck off!
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Pump on A.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23Take them up, Coxswain.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25Stop the pump.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28I said, stop the bloody pump!
0:56:32 > 0:56:35Steady at 35 feet, sir.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49I can hardly see.
0:56:49 > 0:56:53- Ah... Bearing?- Green 6-0, sir.
0:56:55 > 0:56:58Eleven degrees on her port bow.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01Eleven degrees on port bow.
0:57:02 > 0:57:08Range...now...seventeen minutes in high power.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12- Hard a-port.- Hard a-port, sir.
0:57:12 > 0:57:17- Full speed starboard. - Full speed starboard, sir.
0:57:17 > 0:57:25- I hope the destroyers stick to their course. You getting anything, Hobson?- Not now, sir.
0:57:25 > 0:57:27Looks like we've got it on a plate.
0:57:27 > 0:57:31Stand by, all tubes. Depth settings.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34Stand by.
0:57:34 > 0:57:42Don't forget what I told you... Go through the drill smoothly, and watch that reservoir pressure.
0:57:42 > 0:57:48OK, Chief... A DSM for him if we make a hit. Yeah. Stand by!
0:57:48 > 0:57:51Now we're off.
0:57:51 > 0:57:58What's happening? Leave this to me and the Captain. We're in charge.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01- Slow boat. Steer 1-1-0.- 1-1-0, sir.
0:58:05 > 0:58:12- Bearing Green 6-0, doing 2-7-0 revolutions. - < Steady on 0-1-0, sir.- There she is.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15One lovely battleship.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18- Bearing?- Green 6-0, sir.
0:58:18 > 0:58:20Range...23 minutes.
0:58:22 > 0:58:25Fifteen degrees on the port bow.
0:58:25 > 0:58:28Fifty feet, Number One!
0:58:28 > 0:58:34- How's range 3,000, sir? 30 knots. - 30 ? A bit much. Make it 25.
0:58:34 > 0:58:36Right, bring the boat up.
0:58:36 > 0:58:41Clear away attack periscope. Group down.
0:58:41 > 0:58:44- Hydrophone bearing?- Green 5-9, sir.
0:58:47 > 0:58:50- Bearing on...?- Green 6-5, sir.
0:58:51 > 0:58:54Thirty degrees on the bow.
0:58:55 > 0:59:00Destroyer...port wing of screen... 1,500 yards.
0:59:01 > 0:59:07Stand by to take her down low, Number One. We'll be bloody close.
0:59:07 > 0:59:11800 yards off track. Same course.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13Right.
0:59:17 > 0:59:20Well...
0:59:24 > 0:59:29- Looks faster than 25. Give her 28 for luck.- 28, sir.
0:59:29 > 0:59:32Control Room...all tubes ready.
0:59:32 > 0:59:35- Captain, all tubes ready.- Good.
0:59:35 > 0:59:39Now, watch your steering and keep her down.
0:59:39 > 0:59:42Open bow buoyancy.
0:59:45 > 0:59:48Vector angle 17 degrees, sir.
0:59:50 > 0:59:52Seventeen degrees.
0:59:56 > 1:00:01- Stand by.- Stand by. Stand by.
1:00:05 > 1:00:08- Fire!- Fire!
1:00:10 > 1:00:13Two gone.
1:00:14 > 1:00:17< Three gone.
1:00:17 > 1:00:19Four.
1:00:19 > 1:00:22Five gone.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Six gone. All torpedoes fired, sir.
1:00:26 > 1:00:28All six running, sir.
1:00:30 > 1:00:36Take her down, Number One. Stand by for depth charges.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39KLAXON SOUNDS
1:00:49 > 1:00:51Torpedoes!
1:00:52 > 1:00:58We should have our first strike in a few seconds, sir.
1:01:07 > 1:01:14- Keep her right down. Stop both. Steering and planes in hand. - Right, sir.
1:01:14 > 1:01:19Quiet, everyone. Did we hit her, Hobson?
1:01:19 > 1:01:24It's hard to tell with these depth charges, sir.
1:01:32 > 1:01:38What's all the fuss about? Just you mind your ruddy pump.
1:01:38 > 1:01:43If I've got to die, I want to know how it happened. Matter of interest.
1:01:45 > 1:01:50- Listen all round carefully. - Something on Red 3-0, sir.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54Coming this way.
1:01:54 > 1:01:57Increasing speed.
1:01:57 > 1:02:00Coming in to attack.
1:02:02 > 1:02:04Steady bearing.
1:02:04 > 1:02:08Damn. Stand by for a burst of speed.
1:02:08 > 1:02:10Passing very close, sir.
1:02:14 > 1:02:17Passing overhead now.
1:02:33 > 1:02:38Pump all Engine Room bilges. Secondary lighting!
1:02:38 > 1:02:41Hold her up, Coxswain.
1:02:41 > 1:02:45Can I use speed, sir? Half ahead together!
1:02:45 > 1:02:48Half ahead together, sir.
1:02:48 > 1:02:55- There's a leak in the Motor Room. We can't get a suction on the pump. - Get a bucket team going, Coxswain.
1:02:55 > 1:02:58Grab the buckets!
1:03:01 > 1:03:04You need more plugs!
1:03:12 > 1:03:17Don't forget me. Chuck us some buckets!
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Come on, chain-up there!
1:03:20 > 1:03:23T.I, the main line's gone off.
1:03:23 > 1:03:30- We've got to dump this stuff in the fore-end bilges.- All right. Tug, come on.
1:03:37 > 1:03:43Hans, ich glaube Fritz stirbt. Sag ihm mal... Hier!
1:03:43 > 1:03:48- What is it now?- I think that the patient is dying.- Oh.
1:03:48 > 1:03:51You take my place here.
1:04:00 > 1:04:03Now, don't worry about them bangs.
1:04:03 > 1:04:06There never was anybody...
1:04:08 > 1:04:11I'm afraid he's finished dying.
1:04:18 > 1:04:22- He's dead. I'll report to the Captain.- Okay.
1:04:26 > 1:04:29Soon fill the bilges at this rate.
1:04:29 > 1:04:34We've got teetotallers drinkin' them up the end.
1:04:39 > 1:04:42Getting nearer now.
1:04:42 > 1:04:44Getting faster.
1:04:44 > 1:04:47Speed increasing.
1:04:47 > 1:04:50Right overhead now.
1:04:50 > 1:04:55- Captain, the German prisoner has died.- Oh.
1:04:58 > 1:05:01- Coming up, Number One?- Yes, sir.
1:05:01 > 1:05:07- What did you say, T.I?- The German's dead, sir.- I'll pick that up later.
1:05:07 > 1:05:14- Sir, if we keep this bucket drill up for another hour, we'll have done it.- Good.
1:05:14 > 1:05:17Coming in to attack again.
1:05:17 > 1:05:23- Increasing.- Hope he messes it up. What about our sweets, Coxswain?
1:05:23 > 1:05:27- Sir...?- Sweets.- I'll send for them. Lofty...
1:05:27 > 1:05:33Lofty, go and fetch that tin of suckers. Right, 'Swain.
1:05:34 > 1:05:41There's barely 500 gallons of fuel left, sir, and we're still losin' it.
1:05:41 > 1:05:49Apart from losing the oil, we must be leaving a trail on the surface. It's only a question of time...
1:05:51 > 1:05:57It's only a question of time before they hit the bullseye.
1:05:57 > 1:06:02Until these Jerries think we're a gonner, they'll keep at it.
1:06:07 > 1:06:09Talking of Jerries...
1:06:09 > 1:06:12I wonder...
1:06:12 > 1:06:14Coxswain...!
1:06:16 > 1:06:20Hurry up! We haven't got all day.
1:06:21 > 1:06:26Here, that won't float. I want to wash it.
1:06:27 > 1:06:32- Put those papers in his pocket?- Yes, and the watch.
1:06:34 > 1:06:39Was machen Sie mit dem? That's all right. Don't worry.
1:06:53 > 1:07:01- Leave it to ME, sir.- Fine. Warn everybody we're taking a big angle on.- Aye-aye, sir.
1:07:15 > 1:07:21- Okay?- Yes, sir. The body is in the tube, along with the clothing.
1:07:21 > 1:07:28- Fill another tube with water. I need a big splash. Wait for the order.- Aye-aye, sir.
1:07:36 > 1:07:43- Pass the word, we're taking a steep angle.- Look out for standin' on your ruddy heads.
1:07:44 > 1:07:47Stand by. Fire. Blow out oil.
1:07:47 > 1:07:50Fire ONE !
1:07:51 > 1:07:54Number one tube fired, sir.
1:07:54 > 1:07:58Open bow buoyancy. Flood A, flood B...
1:07:58 > 1:08:01Well, that's a nice, quick funeral.
1:08:16 > 1:08:19- Half ahead together.- Aye-aye, sir.
1:08:22 > 1:08:25Again...twelve...fifteen...
1:08:25 > 1:08:27Lovely.
1:08:33 > 1:08:41- Stern's out of the water now, sir. - Stop. Flood aft tanks. Let her go down.
1:08:59 > 1:09:06LORD HAW-HAW ON RADIO: 'The Admiralty's foolhardiness is evident
1:09:06 > 1:09:11'in the fate of the submarine, the Sea Tiger.
1:09:11 > 1:09:19'Following a senseless attack on an unarmed fishing smack, the Sea Tiger is now a wreck...'
1:09:19 > 1:09:25You ought to be ashamed, listening to that pack of lies!
1:09:25 > 1:09:27I hope you're right, Mrs.
1:09:34 > 1:09:37No, Miss, there's no news.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57Cheers.
1:09:57 > 1:10:01Have a drink, Scratch? No, thanks.
1:10:25 > 1:10:27Hobson...
1:10:28 > 1:10:32What's the longest time you've ever been down.?
1:10:32 > 1:10:35Shut up and save some oxygen.
1:10:36 > 1:10:38Jack...
1:10:45 > 1:10:51What's that? It's a fly. It's known as the Whirling Dun.
1:10:51 > 1:10:54They fairly fight for it.
1:10:54 > 1:10:59I believe in a cod's head and a big hook.
1:10:59 > 1:11:02Yank 'em in, no arguments.
1:11:02 > 1:11:06TANNOY: 'Stand by for the Captain.'
1:11:09 > 1:11:12This is the Captain speaking.
1:11:12 > 1:11:19There's no need for me to explain the situation. You all know it.
1:11:19 > 1:11:25'I intended searching for a tanker and hijacking the oil,
1:11:25 > 1:11:30'but we haven't even got enough fuel left for that.
1:11:31 > 1:11:39'We are down to our last gallons, and we have only enough food to last until tomorrow.'
1:11:39 > 1:11:44In fact, just about one decent meal for the T.I.
1:11:46 > 1:11:53Now, I've gone into the matter very carefully, and what I propose to do is this...
1:11:56 > 1:12:02'About twenty miles to the northwest is the island of Hago.
1:12:02 > 1:12:10'I shall bring the boat close in during the night, give every man the chance of getting ashore...
1:12:10 > 1:12:13'..and then blow her up.'
1:12:13 > 1:12:19I'm sorry it's come to this, but there is no alternative.
1:12:21 > 1:12:25'Thank you for your loyalty and help.'
1:12:25 > 1:12:28That's all.
1:12:29 > 1:12:34Come for'ard, Number One. We'll figure something out.
1:12:34 > 1:12:39This means internment... perhaps a prison camp in Germany!
1:12:39 > 1:12:45Go on, cheer us up. Why don't you make it a concentration camp (?)
1:12:46 > 1:12:49Where are you going, Hobson?
1:12:49 > 1:12:52What's biting HIM, I'd like to know.
1:12:52 > 1:12:55It's a question of these tides...
1:12:55 > 1:12:59- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.
1:12:59 > 1:13:07- Sir, may I have a word with you? - What is it, Hobson? Eh...just a minute, Pilot.
1:13:07 > 1:13:15It's about what you've just been telling us, sir. There's a port called Freihaven, on Hago.
1:13:15 > 1:13:19I called there once on a Baltic run.
1:13:19 > 1:13:21Well, I was thinking, sir...
1:13:21 > 1:13:29It's bound to be busy these days, and there'll be oil somewhere about. I could slip ashore and see.
1:13:29 > 1:13:38If there's any oil handy, I could flash you a signal, and you could bring in the boat for the juice.
1:13:38 > 1:13:43Even if I didn't get away with it, we couldn't be any worse off.
1:13:43 > 1:13:46I wonder...
1:13:46 > 1:13:53- I could use one of those Jerry uniforms.- You thought it all out, didn't you, Hobson?
1:13:53 > 1:13:56Supposing you were stopped...?
1:13:56 > 1:14:04- My plane might have crashed in the sea...and I got ashore in the dinghy.- Why not?
1:14:04 > 1:14:11If you're caught in a German uniform, it won't just be a matter of being taken prisoner.
1:14:11 > 1:14:15There's nobody to shed tears over ME.
1:14:15 > 1:14:23Mmm...it's not going to be easy getting you into a strange harbour at night.
1:14:25 > 1:14:27We'll take a crack at it.
1:14:27 > 1:14:33Okay, pick out a uniform and be ready by dark.
1:14:33 > 1:14:40- I wish I could come.- Your German might not stand the strain, sir. - No.
1:14:42 > 1:14:46Oh...eh...thank you, Hobson.
1:14:46 > 1:14:48Sir.
1:15:39 > 1:15:42Good, he's made it.
1:15:42 > 1:15:50- Monkey...orange...king...- Monkey orange king...- James...monkey... yorker...- James monkey yorker...
1:16:09 > 1:16:15- Sugar...Charlie.- Sugar Charlie. - That's the lot.
1:16:15 > 1:16:18- I'm going to help decode it.- Sir.
1:16:39 > 1:16:42Halt! Wer da?
1:16:42 > 1:16:49- Hauptmann Tischler! - Bitte, den Ausweis von dem Herr Hauptmann.
1:16:51 > 1:16:56Bitte schoen. Wenn der Herr Hauptmann mitkommen wolle?
1:17:03 > 1:17:10- Na, was ist denn los...? Verzeihung, Herr Hauptmann. - Guten Abend, Feldwebel.
1:17:10 > 1:17:14- Ausweis. - Ich bin abgeschossen worden.
1:17:27 > 1:17:30That's the lot, sir.
1:17:30 > 1:17:36"Have located loaded oil tanker, port end of pier, depth 8 fathoms everywhere."
1:17:36 > 1:17:40Good, we can go slap in at periscope depth.
1:17:41 > 1:17:46Danke, Hauptmann. Abtreten. TELEPHONE RINGS
1:17:47 > 1:17:50Wachtposten 3... Jawohl, Herr Major.
1:17:50 > 1:17:55Jawohl. Ein Signal, Herr Major?! Ein Lichtzeichen?
1:17:55 > 1:18:00Ganz ausgeschlossen. Das lag hier auf dem Tisch.
1:18:00 > 1:18:08Nein, nein. Hat die Wache gar nicht bemerkt. Nur ein Hauptmann der Luftwaffe.
1:18:09 > 1:18:13Ja. Er ist eben angekommen.
1:18:13 > 1:18:19Jawohl, Herr Major. Ich werde mich persoenlich vergewissern. Jawohl, sofort!
1:18:32 > 1:18:35TELEPHONE RINGS
1:18:38 > 1:18:44'Halo. Was ist da los? Halo. Melden Sie! Halo...'
1:18:55 > 1:18:58Danke, Feldwebel. Gute Nacht.
1:19:00 > 1:19:02Wache!
1:19:03 > 1:19:06Wo ist die Bruecke?
1:19:06 > 1:19:12- Sieht der Hauptmann die Schuppen drueben?- Ja.- Links in die Strasse...
1:19:32 > 1:19:37Can't see a thing. If you feel a bump, you'll know we've arrived.
1:19:46 > 1:19:50CHURCH BELLS START TO RING
1:20:06 > 1:20:11We must be well inside the harbour now.
1:20:15 > 1:20:20- Right, bring her up, Number One. - Stand by, landing party.
1:20:20 > 1:20:25Turning us into a lot of ruddy commandos (!)
1:20:28 > 1:20:31- Surface.- Surface. Blow two!
1:20:43 > 1:20:47Lord, we left it pretty late. Ease to 15.
1:21:19 > 1:21:24Sounds as if Hobson's in trouble. Get your party ashore.
1:21:36 > 1:21:38Come on, come on!
1:21:41 > 1:21:43Keep them quiet.
1:21:44 > 1:21:47 Here's the Captain, sir.
1:21:47 > 1:21:51I speak English. We want oil and stores.
1:21:51 > 1:21:57Whatever you want. The British Navy is always welcome in Denmark.
1:21:57 > 1:22:01Take what you want. My men will help you.
1:22:01 > 1:22:04Get these pipelines linked up.
1:22:04 > 1:22:07MACHINE-GUN FIRE
1:22:11 > 1:22:17- That's one of 'em. - Wait! It might be Hobson. - It IS Hobson.
1:22:19 > 1:22:24- I believe you're right. - That's the boy.- Wait there.
1:22:34 > 1:22:39- Well done, Hobson. - About time you blokes turned up.
1:22:41 > 1:22:45Another ruddy machine-gun.
1:22:54 > 1:22:59Tell the Captain it's filling up. Right, Chief.
1:23:07 > 1:23:15Things are getting hot. Take 3 men and back the other party up. Hang on till I blow the whistle.
1:23:15 > 1:23:20If we can't hold them, I'll give you one green Very light. Come on.
1:23:31 > 1:23:35We've to hold on until we hear the whistle.
1:23:48 > 1:23:52You all right? Yeah, I think so, sir.
1:24:11 > 1:24:19We'll be in trouble soon, sir. That warehouse is full of oil. We'll cop it if that lot goes up!
1:24:32 > 1:24:36- Shall I take over for you? - No, I'm okay.
1:24:36 > 1:24:42Control Room... Find out how we're going now.
1:24:44 > 1:24:47We want a lot more yet!
1:24:48 > 1:24:51Ask him what his gauges are showing.
1:24:55 > 1:24:57Ronnie, we're out of ammo!
1:24:57 > 1:25:05- How much have YOU got? - Enough for a couple of bursts, sir. - Better save them.- Aye-aye, sir.
1:25:09 > 1:25:11Nothing else for it, I suppose.
1:25:11 > 1:25:191,200 gallons? OK, we'll risk it. That's his Scots caution. Tell him we're going to take a short cut.
1:25:20 > 1:25:25WHISTLE BLAST Get your party going!
1:25:39 > 1:25:41Man verlaesst den Post!
1:25:44 > 1:25:48They're coming. Get going, T.I. Hobson!
1:26:42 > 1:26:45Lend a hand here!
1:26:50 > 1:26:54Is that the lot? The cook won't be coming.
1:26:54 > 1:26:58Let go aft!
1:27:01 > 1:27:07- Half astern together.- Good luck! - Thanks for the oil!
1:27:28 > 1:27:31Please...report...
1:27:32 > 1:27:35..Sea Tiger...
1:27:36 > 1:27:40..returning...to...base.
1:27:44 > 1:27:48Get that off to C in C. Repeat F.O.S.
1:28:07 > 1:28:10What are they saying?
1:28:10 > 1:28:13Congratulations...on...
1:28:13 > 1:28:16- sinking...- What?- Well, I'll be...!
1:28:16 > 1:28:22- The Brandenburg, sir!- Blimey! - Blimey! Control Room...- Sir?
1:28:22 > 1:28:28- We've sunk the Brandenburg! - We got the Brandenburg!
1:28:28 > 1:28:31We got the Brandenburg!
1:28:31 > 1:28:35We got the Brandenburg!
1:29:16 > 1:29:20They're hoisting our pennants, sir.
1:29:25 > 1:29:28Well done, P61.
1:29:37 > 1:29:40- Stop both.- Stop both, sir.
1:30:13 > 1:30:16- Grand job, Taylor.- Thank you, sir.
1:30:16 > 1:30:21- You MUST have used "Old Moore's Almanac"!- It's all done by mirrors.
1:30:21 > 1:30:26I'm just pushing off. Good luck, Humphries.
1:30:26 > 1:30:30- Good luck, David.- Thank you. Well done...
1:30:44 > 1:30:47- Hello, Mike.- Hello, Gladys.
1:30:47 > 1:30:49< Mike!
1:30:49 > 1:30:54Mike... it's lovely to have you back.
1:30:56 > 1:30:59Ethel...me darlin'!
1:31:00 > 1:31:04Hello, Arabella. Arabella?
1:31:04 > 1:31:08Gladys! Tug, this is wonderful!
1:31:08 > 1:31:14Dickie, you must show Gladys your new tattoo some time.
1:31:14 > 1:31:18Gladys?! You heard.
1:31:24 > 1:31:26Daddy!
1:31:27 > 1:31:32- Hello, Pete.- I saw your submarine. - Did you?- Yes, Daddy.
1:31:32 > 1:31:40- Did you see her coming in?- Yes. - Did you know she brought a battleship with her?- No, Daddy.
1:31:40 > 1:31:43Look what I've got for you here.
1:31:44 > 1:31:48Oooh, Daddy! Hello, Jim.
1:31:53 > 1:31:56- Hello, Alice.- Mummy, Mummy...
1:31:56 > 1:32:00Daddy brought me a battleship. Yes.
1:32:02 > 1:32:06- We'd better be getting home. - Aye.
1:32:08 > 1:32:13- Well, this time I suppose you WILL be seeing your aunts?- Yes, sir.
1:32:13 > 1:32:18- Gordon...ring Grosvenor 2777. - Yes, sir.
1:32:18 > 1:32:20There's the Sorceress off.
1:32:22 > 1:32:28One comes in, another goes out. Just like a ruddy bus service!