0:02:33 > 0:02:35- <- Hey!
0:02:36 > 0:02:42Voici! Voici! Stop that! Voulez-vous me to call the police?
0:02:42 > 0:02:47En effet, vous avez exactement l'air d'un chameau.
0:02:47 > 0:02:53- What does that mean in English? - The same as it does in French.
0:03:01 > 0:03:07All, right. Comme ca, a little brook... comme ca, a little river...
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Ou est Petrov?- A little brook...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- A little river...- Where is Petrov?
0:03:13 > 0:03:19Can you not see I am beezy being a wave? Comme ca...
0:03:19 > 0:03:23a little river... comme ca, a little brook...
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Where is Petrov?
0:03:32 > 0:03:40I am the owner of this company! If you don't tell me where Petrov is, there will be trouble!
0:03:40 > 0:03:47- He's in his private room. - Thank you.- He doesn't want to be disturbed.- Thank you!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51UP-TEMPO MUSIC
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- What IS this?- Hi, Jeff!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Stop it! Stop that music!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08What on EARTH are you doing?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Just having fun!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Petrov doesn't dance for FUN!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Pete Peters DOES! Remember me?
0:04:19 > 0:04:25- That awful name of yours. - I was born with it. It isn't bad. Pete Peters!
0:04:28 > 0:04:35- How do you make that noise? What have you got on your shoes? - Taps.- Taps? On your ballet shoes!
0:04:35 > 0:04:43- Sure.- Sacrilege! All this time I thought you were practising your grand leap!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I haven't neglected anything.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Look - the entrechat-trois.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Lovely. Beautiful.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56But it's more effective THIS way.
0:04:59 > 0:05:05Lovely! Beaut... I forbid that! That's not art!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08It's the Philadelphia in me!
0:05:08 > 0:05:14I wish we could combine ballet with the passion of this other mood.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- You mean this jazz business? - That isn't jazz!
0:05:18 > 0:05:24You want to be a shimmy dancer! Forget that! Here, look at this...
0:05:24 > 0:05:29The Metropolitan in New York is getting nervous.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- I have to stay in Paris a while. - Why?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Why? WHY? - That's grace, that's rhythm.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40What have you got there?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Isn't she lovely?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Isn't she LOVELY?!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Oh, so THAT'S it!
0:05:53 > 0:05:58- Where did you meet her?- I haven't. But I hope to dance with her.
0:05:58 > 0:06:05- Dance? With HER?- Sure. - Has SHE tried to persuade you to stay on?
0:06:05 > 0:06:11I haven't met her! But I'd like to marry her. Think I will.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Thank you.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24THEY TAP DANCE TO "RHUMBA GINGER"
0:06:45 > 0:06:47APPLAUSE
0:06:51 > 0:06:55You are beautiful. I cannot help what I cannot help.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Neither can I !
0:07:01 > 0:07:04You cannot let us down like thees!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Eet is YOUR fault! You kissed her! Eet is in the play!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You kissed her OUT of the play!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Go home, all of you. GO HOME!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19THEY ARGUE
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Hello!- Mr Miller has arrived from New York.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Hello, Arthur.- Hello, Lynn.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44You'd better go.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47If I EVER go on stage again...
0:07:47 > 0:07:53- How did you get here?- By rail. I hung over every inch of it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56You usually have your foot on one.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Yes, Lynn.
0:07:58 > 0:08:06- Did YOU ever dance with a man you didn't care about, and who was in love with you?- No, Lynn.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Actors take the lines literally.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Why must there always be a kiss?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I hope I never see another heel-clicker.
0:08:16 > 0:08:22Careful! I come from a long line of heels, but we've never clicked.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27It's YOUR fault. I was happy until you "discovered" me.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Fame! Name in lights!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I never should have listened.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I'll quit.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- I'll retire from the stage.- Again?
0:08:38 > 0:08:44- It does you good to break an engagement.- Engagement! That's it!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Tai !
0:08:46 > 0:08:53Send a cable to Jim Montgomery. Tell him I'm coming back on the Queen Anne.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56You have to stay in the theatre.
0:08:56 > 0:09:03- I refuse to be a bowl in a gold of fish.- A fish in a bowl of gold? - That's right!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Just a moment, please. - Thank you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Petrov? What's a Petrov?
0:09:17 > 0:09:23- Just the Russian ballet's greatest dancer!- Tell him to go to Moscow!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26TAI: He is anxious to see you.
0:09:26 > 0:09:32Another dancer to swoon in my arms. That's all I need(!)
0:09:32 > 0:09:35A simpering toe-dancer!
0:09:35 > 0:09:43He probably only wants to say he's seen a picture of me and can't live without me!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- RUSSIAN ACCENT: - Hotchachanya!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I yam Petrov!
0:10:02 > 0:10:07- Charmed. I'm Linda... Linda...- Linda Keene.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10How do you do?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hotchachanya.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- So glad you came, Mr Petrov. - Not Meester, Petrov alone.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Just Petrov.
0:10:22 > 0:10:30And why not? Just Caesar, just Napoleon and only Garbo, so, Petrov, too, ees enough.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Just ABOUT enough!
0:10:33 > 0:10:38And you, I understand you want to dance wiz me.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43I cannot blame you, but I weel not permit it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:50- Who told you that? - Ah! A little bird, she tell me so.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Nyet?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Not in the least.
0:10:56 > 0:11:03What?! You do not want to dance wiz zee great Petrov? Don't be a silly horse!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Maybe you could tweest for me.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Like so.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Er...no...I...I don't... - Tweest! TWEEST!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Better twist.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24PIANO CLANGS
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Oh, get up! I hate zees discords!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Oh, she is horrible! - That kinda settles it!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37With me, nothink is settled.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Well, I mosgo now. I mosgo to Moscow!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Funny?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Very.- It kills me.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Hotchachanya!
0:11:56 > 0:12:02That lunatic's dangerous. I'm glad I'm sailing on the Queen Anne tomorrow!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I can't take you back, Denise.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Everything's been so peaceful since you left!
0:12:14 > 0:12:18It wasn't my fault. Peter didn't fall in love with me.
0:12:23 > 0:12:29- Peter, darling!- Denise. Or Lady Tarrington.- No. It's Denise again.
0:12:29 > 0:12:35- Denise wants to come back. - She does? Oh, that sounds like fun(!)
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Oh! Why, of course, Denise.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Go and get your contract.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47Jeffrey, may I speak to you? Excuse us.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52I'll let you know about rehearsals in the morning.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56We won't give her a big part...
0:12:56 > 0:13:02- You want me to stay with the company?- Yes! - Then get rid of her!- What?
0:13:02 > 0:13:09- Remember the trouble she caused? - But you...- I was being polite. - I've given her my word.
0:13:09 > 0:13:17- You want me to go to New York? - Yes.- I'll sail tomorrow - if you get rid of HER.- Tomorrow?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21I wouldn't know what to do, what to say...
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- I'll stay in Paris. - I'll think of something.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- I'll connive something good.- Good.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32DANCE MUSIC ON GRAMOPHONE
0:13:37 > 0:13:40THE NEEDLE STICKS
0:13:40 > 0:13:43MUSIC REPEATS...
0:13:46 > 0:13:49VERY LOUD BURST OF MUSIC
0:13:53 > 0:13:56NEEDLE STICKS AGAIN
0:13:56 > 0:13:59MUSIC REPEATS
0:14:01 > 0:14:04LOUD BURST OF MUSIC
0:14:10 > 0:14:13MUSIC SLOWS DOWN
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Peter.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Oh...oh...hello, Denise.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47- I feel bad because I'm not going with you.- So do I.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Is your wife going with you?
0:14:50 > 0:14:57- My WIFE? I haven't any wife. - Jeff said it was a secret for professional reasons.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02Jeff! Did he say how long I'd been married?
0:15:02 > 0:15:07Yes. Immediately after Tarrington took me away from you.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- Dear Tarrington! - Is she sailing with you?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Who? Oh, my wife! Yes, of course.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20- I'd love to meet her. - She's busy with the children now.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- Jeffrey didn't tell me. - He doesn't know.
0:15:25 > 0:15:32- Imagine! Married FOUR years! - Imagine(!)- And how many little ones?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Five.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Five?!
0:15:36 > 0:15:41- Well, twins. - How WONDERFUL!- Isn't it?
0:15:41 > 0:15:47- LOUDSPEAKER: 'All visitors ashore!' - Well, goodbye, Denise.- Goodbye.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Bon voyage!
0:15:56 > 0:16:03Miss Keene hates leaving her dear Paris. She's enjoyed everything about it.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10LOUDSPEAKER: 'All visitors ashore.'
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- < One more, please.- All right.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19PHOTOGRAPHER: Going home at last!
0:16:19 > 0:16:24I kinda like the idea! So long, fellas!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- RUSSIAN ACCENT: - Hotchachanya, Miss Keene!
0:16:33 > 0:16:40- Why! Just Petrov(!) - You come to see me go, nyet? - Yes. Sweet of me(!)
0:16:40 > 0:16:45- I know you come!- Petrov, I've... I beg your pardon.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Miss Keene, my fren, Jeffree Bairrrrd.
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- How do you do?- Miss Keene, I... What did you say?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Me? Nossing.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Have you got a cold?
0:16:59 > 0:17:03No. I feel like you say...good.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08- What's the matter? - Don't you understand Russian?- No.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Yes! Rjengoff proodoof Schnevka. - What?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Schnevka proodoof djenyoff.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17What sort of a game IS this?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22A game little American boys play.
0:17:45 > 0:17:53- Sir, we can't find Mr Petrov. - Well, you've GOT to find him. - I've looked everywhere, sir.
0:17:53 > 0:18:01Splendid service(!) The world's leading ballet dancer disappears under your very nose!
0:18:01 > 0:18:09- He might be in someone else's room. - What would he be doing there? - That's up to him.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24ALL: # Zoom zoom, zoom zoom, zoom zoom zoom,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26# Zoom zoom, zoom zoom, zoom zoom, zoom,
0:18:26 > 0:18:30# Zoom, zoom, zoom zoom, zoom, zoom zoom,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- # Zoom zoom - # Ahhhh-ah
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- # Zoom zoom - # Ahhhh-ah
0:18:35 > 0:18:39# Chee-bam-chee-bam chee-bam-chee-bam
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- # Wah-wah - # Chee-bam-chee-bam chee-bam-chee-bam
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- # Wah-wah - # Chee-bam-chee-bam chee-bam-chee-bam
0:18:44 > 0:18:46# Wah-wah-wah-wah
0:18:49 > 0:18:50# Zoom zoom zoom zoom
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- # The world is in a mess - # Yeah
0:18:53 > 0:18:56# Politics and taxes People grinding axes There's no happiness
0:18:56 > 0:18:59# Zoom zoom zoom zoom
0:18:59 > 0:19:06# The future doesn't fret me If I can only get me Someone to slap that bass
0:19:06 > 0:19:11# Happiness is not a riddle When I'm listening to that big bass
0:19:11 > 0:19:14# Zoom, zoom, zoom zoom, zoom, zoom zoom,
0:19:14 > 0:19:21# Zoom zoom Shee-bop-shee-bop shee-bop-shee-bop Shee-bop-shee-bop shee-bop-shee-bop
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- #- Slap that bass, slap it till it's dizzy
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- #- Slap that bass Keep the rhythm busy
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- # Zoom zoom zoom Misery, you've got to go - # Misery, you've got to go
0:19:29 > 0:19:33# Slap that bass Use it like a tonic
0:19:33 > 0:19:37# Slap that bass Keep your philharmonic Zoom, zoom, zoom
0:19:37 > 0:19:40# The milk and honey will flow!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43# Dictators would be better off if they zoom zoom now and then
0:19:43 > 0:19:49# Today you can see that the happiest men all got rhythm
0:19:49 > 0:19:54# If you want to bubble Snap that bass, snap away trouble
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# Learn to zoom zoom zoom, snap that bass!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01# Da-da-da-doo da-da-da-doo #
0:21:31 > 0:21:34MACHINERY CHUGS
0:21:41 > 0:21:44TAPS IN TIME TO MACHINERY
0:22:21 > 0:22:23MACHINERY CLUNKS
0:22:54 > 0:22:57THEY ALL APPLAUD AND CHEER
0:23:01 > 0:23:09- You're not serious about that marriage idea?- No(?) - What about ME?- Sorry.
0:23:09 > 0:23:16- But I'm facing real happiness. - And I'M facing bankruptcy. KNOCK ON DOOR
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Steward. > - Come in. I ordered lunch.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Put the table right here.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27We won't be having many more of these together.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31You'll walk out on me just to get married.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35I'm tired of the life I've been leading.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39I'll give you 10,000 more.
0:23:39 > 0:23:44You don't understand. Money isn't everything.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48After all these years together.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I'm tired of being pawed!
0:23:52 > 0:23:57I beg your pardon. My compliments, miss.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59And as for you, sir,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02shame!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13You misled me. You tricked me.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18- You KNEW that she was on this boat.- I'll admit the charge!
0:24:18 > 0:24:23- Have you been with that woman? - Not THAT woman, THE woman.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28But I wasn't with her. She hasn't left her room.
0:24:28 > 0:24:34- I'm staying with you all evening. - Good. Maybe she's got a friend.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Really?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57What are you weaving about for?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Weaving?- Yes.- I'm not weaving.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- It's the boat. - THIS boat's doing that?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- It must be getting choppy.- Oh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Of course.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Ohhhh...
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Ohhhh...
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- Jeff, what the matter?- Nothing. I'm all right, I think.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20I guess.
0:25:24 > 0:25:29Oh, you look terrible. Do I? Yes, you're all white.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Sort of green, kind of yellowish.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- You ought to go to bed.- Maybe...
0:25:35 > 0:25:38No, maybe I'd better get some air.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Ohhhh....
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Do you mind?- Not at all.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Ohhhh...- What's the matter?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52It's the boat. It's weaving.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02There.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Is that better?- I don't know.
0:27:05 > 0:27:11- Straight lemon juice, please. - That'll make you seasick.- Ohhhh.
0:27:11 > 0:27:16- He needs champagne.- No, no, no. I've never touched champagne.
0:27:16 > 0:27:21- You can watch ME, then. Keep them coming.- Nothing.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Tell me the truth, do I look bad to you?
0:27:27 > 0:27:32I don't know you well enough to tell you the truth.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48BAND PLAYS "DOG WALK"
0:29:35 > 0:29:41Miss...er...Miss Keene... you remember the night we met?
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Yes, I remember.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Hotchachanya(!)
0:29:46 > 0:29:50Wait a minute, please. I want to explain.
0:29:50 > 0:29:55I saw a photograph of you and decided I HAD to meet you.
0:29:55 > 0:30:00I tried, but nobody in Paris knew you...
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Everybody WORTH knowing knows Linda Keene.
0:30:05 > 0:30:11Of course, but I just don't seem to know the right people. Yet.
0:30:11 > 0:30:18Couldn't you do something about that? As one Yankee to another?
0:30:18 > 0:30:21I'm from the SOUTH.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25- SOUTHERN ACCENT: - Maybe y'all's from the North?
0:30:25 > 0:30:28DOG SNAPS
0:30:28 > 0:30:33It's funny. Dogs have an instinct for the right people.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- How d'you like that? - HE BARKS
0:30:49 > 0:30:53- DRUNKENLY:- Thash marvellous how you can do that.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58- Lesh drink to that.- Steward!
0:30:58 > 0:31:01Another bottle of this lemon.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05He's gone to bed!
0:31:05 > 0:31:08Must be late. What time is it?
0:31:14 > 0:31:17What does your watch say?
0:31:22 > 0:31:25It says tick, tick, tick, tick...
0:31:26 > 0:31:30CLOCK TICKS
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Hey, Jeffrey!
0:31:33 > 0:31:38Hello, hello, hello! Good morning! Good morning!
0:31:41 > 0:31:45Well! What's wrong? Lose something?
0:31:49 > 0:31:54I've got great news for you. You're NOT going to be seasick.
0:31:55 > 0:32:01- The Captain says this will be the smoothest trip in 10 years.- Ohhhh!
0:32:01 > 0:32:06- You only had one glass. - But you kept filling it.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09- < Breakfast!- What'll I do?
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Put that breakfast away!
0:32:26 > 0:32:29That'll save me an extra trip.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40BAND PLAYS "DOG WALK"
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Come here. What happened?
0:34:02 > 0:34:07You've ruined your sweater. I'll have to fix it.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18Isn't it wonderful being here tonight like this?
0:34:18 > 0:34:24- Still on the same boat together. - I seldom change boats mid-ocean.
0:34:24 > 0:34:32I'm lucky. The first time I'm on a boat with somebody like you, it turns out to be...YOU.
0:34:32 > 0:34:37# At any gambling casino From Monte Carlo to Reno
0:34:37 > 0:34:42# They tell you that a beginner comes out a winner
0:34:42 > 0:34:45# Beginner fishing for flounder
0:34:45 > 0:34:48# Will catch a seventeen-pounder
0:34:48 > 0:34:53# That's what I've always heard And always thought absurd
0:34:53 > 0:34:57# But NOW I believe every word
0:34:58 > 0:35:02# For I've got beginner's luck
0:35:02 > 0:35:07# The first time I'm in love I'm in love with you
0:35:07 > 0:35:11# Gosh, I'm lucky I've got beginner's luck
0:35:11 > 0:35:16# There never was such a smile Or such eyes of blue
0:35:16 > 0:35:22# Gosh, I'm fortunate, this thing we've begun is much more than a pastime
0:35:22 > 0:35:28# For this time is the one Where the first time is the last time
0:35:28 > 0:35:34# I've got beginner's luck Lucky through and through
0:35:34 > 0:35:37# 'Cos the first time I'm in love I'm in love with YOU! #
0:35:37 > 0:35:40DOGS HOWL
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Fellows, listen to this.
0:35:48 > 0:35:53"Lady Tarrington left this morning on the S.S. Marseilles
0:35:53 > 0:35:59"for a trip to America to visit her friends, Mr and Mrs Petrov.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03"The Petrovs have been married for some time.
0:36:03 > 0:36:09"But the marriage has not previously been disclosed."
0:36:09 > 0:36:11News for your morning bulletin!
0:36:11 > 0:36:15That must be the musical star Linda Keene.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17You're right.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22That ballet dancer, Petrov, is secretly married.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26I'll bet it's to that dancer. Righto!
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- Will that be all?- Yes, thank you.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38They've been married for some time.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41They're a lovely looking couple.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50(My dear!)
0:36:55 > 0:36:59CHORUS OF "GOOD EVENING"
0:36:59 > 0:37:05- That's what I like about boats - everyone's so friendly.- Yes!
0:37:05 > 0:37:07A toast!
0:37:07 > 0:37:14ALL: # For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fe-ellow
0:37:14 > 0:37:17# Which nobody can deny! #
0:37:20 > 0:37:23PETROV!
0:37:23 > 0:37:26Wake up, wake up, Petrov, wake up!
0:37:26 > 0:37:31- We're going to have a baby!- What? - Why keep this a secret from me?
0:37:31 > 0:37:37- What are you talking about? - It's in the ship's bulletin.
0:37:37 > 0:37:42The editor announces, quote, "A blessed event is imminent."
0:37:42 > 0:37:48- Why does this happen to me? - It hasn't even happened to ME!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Lady Tarrington!
0:37:51 > 0:37:56You realise that YOU'RE the father of my child?
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Of course. ..That's ridiculous!
0:37:59 > 0:38:04You told Denise I was married, and now I'm going to be a father.
0:38:04 > 0:38:11- Isn't that cute?- It's a MIRACLE! - I warned you that that woman would cause trouble.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15I warned YOU that I'd fall in love with her.
0:38:15 > 0:38:20- Explain to her!- I won't! - You DO want me to dance?
0:38:20 > 0:38:24- In that case, perhaps I'd better. - I'll take care of this.
0:38:27 > 0:38:32Operator! Operator! Get me Mr Petrov.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Don't you DARE congratulate me.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in!
0:38:42 > 0:38:48- Miss Keene, we will not tolerate your insinuations.- Stay there!
0:38:48 > 0:38:52While I compose myself.
0:38:52 > 0:38:57I suppose you and that toe-dancer think this whole thing's a joke?
0:38:57 > 0:39:02- It wasn't Mr Petrov's fault. - It wasn't(?)
0:39:02 > 0:39:07- Petrov is besieged by women. - Oh, naturally(!)
0:39:07 > 0:39:12To get rid of one...well... he said he was married to you.
0:39:12 > 0:39:18- To get rid of her?!- Exactly. He felt that YOU wouldn't mind.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21So, he used ME to...
0:39:21 > 0:39:26Exactly. See, it wasn't altogether a joke.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Good morning, little mother!
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Good morning.
0:39:46 > 0:39:55- I want to book passage on that mail plane.- It's against the law. - But I MUST leave the ship.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59Oh, I understand. But it IS a little irregular.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02The Government will understand.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Under the circumstances, Madam...
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Not Madam - MISS!
0:40:24 > 0:40:28- Where's Linda?- Oh, pardon me.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Take a good look.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46I could have explained everything.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50You couldn't have explained her humiliation.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54- Now she's going to get married. - Married?!- Yes.
0:40:54 > 0:41:01Married to a Park Avenue cluck. YOU'VE driven her to that.
0:41:01 > 0:41:08- I didn't do anything. - Only used her to get rid of another dame(!)
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- Who said I did?- Mr Baird.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Oh, he DID(?)
0:41:16 > 0:41:24The fire bell will ring. Do not pay any attention to it - fire drill for the crew.
0:41:24 > 0:41:25Here.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29Jeff, did you tell Miss Keene I used her?
0:41:29 > 0:41:33Yes. One day you'll thank me for doing it.
0:41:33 > 0:41:38- THANK you?!- Haven't you any feeling for your art?
0:41:38 > 0:41:45- Because of your lies, she's quitting showbusiness. - That's no loss!
0:41:45 > 0:41:52- I've scotched it, and I'm proud of it! - You've scotched it, all right!
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- FIRE BELL SOUNDS - What IS that noise?
0:41:56 > 0:41:59- The boat's on fire.- Oh, is it?
0:41:59 > 0:42:01THIS boat?
0:42:01 > 0:42:07- Aaaaaagh! What are we gonna do? - Nothing.- Nothing.- Stay.- Stay.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Don't move.- Don't move. HURRY!
0:42:10 > 0:42:16- Get into this.- I'll sue them! - IF we get out.- I'll sue anyway!
0:42:16 > 0:42:21- Take this.- Yes.- We'll need this. - The flames are getting nearer!
0:42:21 > 0:42:26- Keep the head!- Keep the head! - We need hats.- Of course!
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- We don't want head colds.- No.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- And fruit.- To eat. Of course.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35- Blankets!- Blankets!- The clock!
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Petrov, they've lowered our boat.
0:42:38 > 0:42:43- Better take this. - We can play golf.- Of course.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47- It's boat station four. - Got everything?
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Don't forget the blankets.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Don't get excited. Just follow me.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01Hurry up! Don't get excited.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Everybody keep calm.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07My boat's number four.
0:43:07 > 0:43:13Four! All right, I'm here. Let it down! What are you waiting for?
0:43:13 > 0:43:16THEY ALL ROAR WITH LAUGHTER
0:43:59 > 0:44:05Miss Keene? She's back already. Oh, goody, goody.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08Miss Keene's back. Key, please.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Thank you very much.
0:44:13 > 0:44:17Welcome home. So happy to see you.
0:44:17 > 0:44:22- Thank you, Cecil.- Are you... are you...ALONE ?
0:44:22 > 0:44:26Certainly. And who else would be with me?
0:44:26 > 0:44:30You are a one! Keeping it a secret so long.
0:44:30 > 0:44:35- There is NO secret.- Not NOW... - There never WAS.- Very well.
0:44:35 > 0:44:39You'll find me the very SOUL of discretion.
0:44:46 > 0:44:51Just one moment. I've got a surprise for you.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Voila!
0:45:46 > 0:45:52- Jim! I'm so glad to see you. - You're looking very well.
0:45:52 > 0:45:57- Considering.- You look grand, too. - Thanks. I'm lucky that way.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59Nothing shows in my face.
0:45:59 > 0:46:06- Why didn't you tell me?- Tell you? There's nothing to tell. - Somebody's wrong.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08That?!
0:46:08 > 0:46:10False, malicious gossip.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Petrov...
0:46:16 > 0:46:19On his way up? Splendid.
0:46:24 > 0:46:29- Cecil Flintridge. - No, no, no. Jeffrey Baird.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32I beg your pardon, Cecil Flintridge.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35I beg YOUR pardon, Jeffrey Baird.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39NO! Cecil Flintridge.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42I am JEFFREY BAIRD, Petrov's manager.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45- And- I- am Cecil Flintridge.
0:46:45 > 0:46:52- YOU are Cecil Flintridge?- Yes. - What of it?- What?!- Cecil! Of the hotel?
0:46:52 > 0:46:56- Yes!- How are you?- How are you? How do you do?
0:46:56 > 0:47:04- I've been at great pains to make you comfortable.- How kind of you. - Yes, I thought it was kind of me.
0:47:04 > 0:47:11- Your suite is next to Mrs... Miss Keene's.- WHAT?! You blundering blunderer!
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Petrov! Petrov! PETROV!
0:47:17 > 0:47:20Petrov, do you know where we are?
0:47:20 > 0:47:23Don't tell me. New York!
0:47:23 > 0:47:27- We're right next to Linda Keene. - Good!
0:47:27 > 0:47:31- That's what- I- thought. - Nobody's interested.
0:47:31 > 0:47:37- I'm only doing my best. - Then move us to another suite.
0:47:37 > 0:47:42- Married people... - They're NOT married.- NOT married?!
0:47:42 > 0:47:43Ohhhh!
0:47:58 > 0:48:04- Arthur.- I've only kept The Roof open in the hope you'd come back.
0:48:04 > 0:48:09Since you left, I haven't had one revue there.
0:48:09 > 0:48:14- Arthur, I'm not THAT good. - You're right, you're not.
0:48:14 > 0:48:21Seriously - the crowds who haven't been on The Roof since you left think you are.
0:48:21 > 0:48:26- Arthur...- What?- I'm going to be married to Jim Montgomery.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29Well, I guess I'm licked.
0:48:29 > 0:48:34If your mind's made up, there's nothing I can say.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37No, I'm afraid there's not.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Except to wish me luck.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45You know I do! All the best.
0:48:45 > 0:48:50- Thank you.- There's one thing I insist on doing.- What's that?
0:48:50 > 0:48:55Give you and Jim dinner. Tonight. On The Roof.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58Lovely! Nice of you to think of Jim.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01I think of him constantly.
0:49:20 > 0:49:24We've had dinner. What are we doing up here?
0:49:24 > 0:49:29- You'll find out when- I- do. - Mr Miller's expecting you.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32This way.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Take this to Evans. Yes, sir.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24MUSIC ENDS
0:50:30 > 0:50:33Thank you, Arthur.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50OPENING BARS OF "THEY ALL LAUGHED"
0:50:50 > 0:50:53APPLAUSE
0:51:11 > 0:51:16# The odds were a hundred to one against me
0:51:16 > 0:51:21# The world thought the heights were too high to climb
0:51:21 > 0:51:26# But people from Missouri never incensed me
0:51:26 > 0:51:29# Oh, I wasn't a bit concerned
0:51:29 > 0:51:32# For from history I had learned
0:51:32 > 0:51:37# How many, many times the worm had turned
0:51:37 > 0:51:43# They all laughed at Christopher Columbus When he said the world was round
0:51:43 > 0:51:47# They all laughed when Edison recorded sound
0:51:47 > 0:51:54# They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother When they said that man could fly
0:51:54 > 0:52:00# They told Marconi wireless was a phoney It's the same old cry
0:52:00 > 0:52:05# They laughed at me wanting you said I was reaching for the moon
0:52:05 > 0:52:13# But, oh, you came through They'll have to change their tune They said we never would be happy
0:52:13 > 0:52:15# Darling, take a bow
0:52:15 > 0:52:19# Ho, ho, ho Who's got the last laugh now? #
0:52:19 > 0:52:24APPLAUSE
0:52:39 > 0:52:41Miss Keene will now dance for us.
0:52:43 > 0:52:51But not alone! Those of you who've never seen her famous partner have heard a lot about him! Petrov!
0:52:51 > 0:52:54APPLAUSE
0:53:06 > 0:53:09BAND BEGINS TO PLAY
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- (What do I do?)- (Tweest!)
0:53:53 > 0:53:57BAND BREAKS INTO "THEY ALL LAUGHED"
0:56:53 > 0:56:56CROWD APPLAUD AND CHEER
0:57:00 > 0:57:06I've got to stop Linda from marrying Jim. Get a new angle.
0:57:06 > 0:57:13This secret marriage is too secret. The newspapers need absolute proof.
0:57:13 > 0:57:20The public would climb a building to see Linda and Petrov dance. We must do something.
0:57:20 > 0:57:24Furnish the proof that they're married.
0:57:24 > 0:57:31I have an idea. Remember the dream idea that sculptor sold us on for Lynn?
0:57:31 > 0:57:34The one we never used?
0:57:34 > 0:57:37Yeah. We're going to collect on it.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40Lynn never saw that model ? < No.
0:57:40 > 0:57:47With a few changes, I'll turn that dream stuff into a nightmare that'll make history.
0:57:47 > 0:57:50Poor Lynn!
0:59:08 > 0:59:13DRUNKENLY: # They all said we never would be happy
0:59:13 > 0:59:20# They laughed at us and how But, ho, ho, ho Who's got the last laugh now? #
0:59:20 > 0:59:22DOOR SLAMS
0:59:45 > 0:59:49- Good morning, Tai. - Good morning, Miss Linda.
0:59:53 > 0:59:55BUZZER SOUNDS
1:00:10 > 1:00:17- Have you no shame?- Why, I... - I deny your marriage to the boys, then they flash these pictures...
1:00:17 > 1:00:25- I never thought you'd double-cross me.- Double-cross you?! I didn't pose for those!- No(?)
1:00:25 > 1:00:29- This is certainly not ME.- Linda...
1:00:29 > 1:00:34I trusted you. I even blessed your proposed union with Jim.
1:00:34 > 1:00:37What a way to treat your friend.
1:00:37 > 1:00:43- You're the only one who can help. - I've done everything.- You must. - No more.
1:00:43 > 1:00:50- I'll sue the paper! - Linda, I can't let you down. I'll handle it.
1:00:50 > 1:00:53I knew you'd stand by me.
1:00:58 > 1:01:00Get me Mr Petrov.
1:01:02 > 1:01:04TELEPHONE RINGS
1:01:05 > 1:01:06Hello.
1:01:07 > 1:01:09Oh, it's you...
1:01:09 > 1:01:12Good morning!
1:01:12 > 1:01:15How? What?
1:01:16 > 1:01:19No, I haven't. The papers?
1:01:19 > 1:01:22I'll be right over.
1:01:33 > 1:01:35Jeffrey!
1:01:35 > 1:01:40- What IS the matter? - Take a look at this.
1:01:49 > 1:01:56You won't have to run through the hallway any more. Compliments of the management.
1:02:01 > 1:02:02Cad!
1:02:15 > 1:02:20I suppose you're going to say this isn't you!
1:02:20 > 1:02:23I can't. Neither can YOU.
1:02:23 > 1:02:26- Can you?- No.
1:02:27 > 1:02:32You...you don't, by any chance, walk in your sleep, do you?
1:02:32 > 1:02:36Why...how can you SAY such a thing?
1:02:37 > 1:02:40Well, it's MY bed, and I'M asleep.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42- Well! - TELEPHONE RINGS
1:02:46 > 1:02:47R-I-I-I-ING
1:02:47 > 1:02:49R-I-I-I-ING
1:02:51 > 1:02:52Hello.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54What?
1:02:54 > 1:02:59- You want a statement?! Let me tell...- Wait!
1:02:59 > 1:03:05It might be libel. Let ME talk. Maybe I can put it more gently.
1:03:08 > 1:03:12- SWEETLY: - Hello. Who is this, please?
1:03:12 > 1:03:15Oh, the editor!
1:03:15 > 1:03:20Well, you and that cheap outfit that published those pictures...
1:03:20 > 1:03:23Wait! I'M talking! What?
1:03:25 > 1:03:28- Oh... - DOOR BUZZER
1:03:29 > 1:03:30Oh...
1:03:33 > 1:03:34Oh...
1:03:36 > 1:03:37Oh!
1:03:37 > 1:03:41Oh! Oh, Jim.
1:03:45 > 1:03:50Wh...why didn't you phone? I...I would have been dressed.
1:03:50 > 1:03:55- You've seen the paper?- Oh, that? Lies. Ridiculous lies.
1:03:55 > 1:04:00I let you talk your way out of that other picture.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02- But that's YOU.- That's NOT me.
1:04:02 > 1:04:10- I wouldn't be caught dead in that cheap negligee! - In this picture, there's no corpse.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23Er...good morning.
1:04:24 > 1:04:26Er...good morning.
1:04:26 > 1:04:30Er...Jim...this is Mr Petrov...
1:04:30 > 1:04:35er...Mr Petrov...this is Jim. Jim Montgomery, my fiance.
1:04:35 > 1:04:39You've heard of Mr Petrov, dear?
1:04:39 > 1:04:44- Yes. Isn't he the man you were telling me about?- Yes. He's the one!
1:04:44 > 1:04:47Yes. I'm...the one.
1:04:47 > 1:04:52Glad to see you, Mr Montgomery.
1:04:52 > 1:04:57The editor will retract the story, but how about those pictures?
1:04:57 > 1:05:05- Yes, as I was saying, how about those pictures?- Er, yes. How about those pictures!
1:05:05 > 1:05:11Don't you think this is a poor time to announce our engagement?
1:05:11 > 1:05:14Couldn't we wait?
1:05:14 > 1:05:19Oh, yes, Jim. Of course. It's only fair to you.
1:05:24 > 1:05:27Glad to have met you, Mr Petrov.
1:05:27 > 1:05:29Me, too.
1:05:32 > 1:05:34Charming chap.
1:05:36 > 1:05:40- We'll manage this somehow. - But HOW?
1:05:40 > 1:05:46The reporters are on their way up! What shall I do? What SHALL I do?
1:05:46 > 1:05:51- Stall them off, Cecil. We'll sneak out.- Yes, sir.
1:05:51 > 1:05:54- I'll meet you in the park.- OK.
1:06:14 > 1:06:17Let's go back. I'm tired.
1:06:44 > 1:06:51I can't keep this up much longer. I haven't been on skates since I was a kid.
1:06:51 > 1:06:54- It was YOUR idea.- Yeah.
1:06:54 > 1:07:00- How much longer do we stay out? - Oh, the reporters will leave by dark.
1:07:00 > 1:07:06It would look funny if we denied the marriage now, wouldn't it?
1:07:06 > 1:07:10- I don't know what to do. - I don't either.
1:07:11 > 1:07:14The word is "eether".
1:07:14 > 1:07:19All right. The word is eether. No use squabbling.
1:07:19 > 1:07:24- That'll get neither of us any place.- The word is "neether".
1:07:24 > 1:07:27- #- Things have come to a pretty pass
1:07:27 > 1:07:30- #- Our romance is growing FLAT
1:07:30 > 1:07:33- #- Cos you like this and the other
1:07:33 > 1:07:36- #- While I go for this and that
1:07:36 > 1:07:41- #- Goodness knows what the end will be I don't know where I'm at
1:07:41 > 1:07:45- #- It's plain to see We two will never make one
1:07:45 > 1:07:49- #- Something must be done
1:07:49 > 1:07:52- #- You say eether I say either
1:07:52 > 1:07:55- #- You say neether I say neither
1:07:55 > 1:08:00- #- Eeether, either, neether, neither Let's call the whole thing off
1:08:00 > 1:08:06- #- You like potato, I like potatah You like tomato, I like tomatah
1:08:06 > 1:08:11- #- Potato, potatah, tomato, tomatah Let's call the whole thing off
1:08:11 > 1:08:17- #- But o-o-o-o-h If we call the whole thing off Then we must part
1:08:17 > 1:08:23- #- And o-o-o-o-h if we ever part Then that might break my heart
1:08:23 > 1:08:25- #- So if you like pyjamas And I like pyjahamas
1:08:25 > 1:08:28- #- I'll wear pyjamas And give up pyjahamas
1:08:28 > 1:08:31- #- For we know we need each other so we
1:08:31 > 1:08:36- #- Better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off
1:08:39 > 1:08:42- #- You say laughter I saw lawfter
1:08:42 > 1:08:45- #- You say after I saw awfter
1:08:45 > 1:08:50- #- Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter Let's call the whole thing off
1:08:50 > 1:08:53- #- You like Havana I like Havanha
1:08:53 > 1:08:56- #- You eat banana I eat bananha
1:08:56 > 1:09:01- #- Havana, Havanha, banana, bananha Let's call the whole thing off
1:09:01 > 1:09:07- #- But o-o-o-o-h If we call the whole thing off Then we must part
1:09:07 > 1:09:12- #- And, o-o-o-o-h if we ever part Then that might break my heart
1:09:12 > 1:09:15- #- So if you like oysters And I like ersters
1:09:15 > 1:09:18- #- I'll take oysters And give up ersters
1:09:18 > 1:09:21- #- For we know we need each other so we
1:09:21 > 1:09:26- #- Better call the calling off OFF Let's call the whole thing off!- #
1:09:26 > 1:09:29SHE TAPS IN TIME TO MUSIC
1:11:54 > 1:11:57Yes, it was MY idea.
1:11:58 > 1:12:01Have you any more of them?
1:12:02 > 1:12:06PAPER BOY: Read about the secret marriage!
1:12:06 > 1:12:10Read all about the secret marriage!
1:12:10 > 1:12:15We're about the only two people who don't think we're married!
1:12:15 > 1:12:20- We both KNOW we're NOT. - I'm beginning to have my doubts.
1:12:20 > 1:12:25Don't say I have to convince YOU that we're not married?!
1:12:25 > 1:12:30We certainly can't deny it, in the face of those pictures.
1:12:30 > 1:12:35- No, I'm afraid not. - We can't even get a divorce.
1:12:35 > 1:12:42If I COULD divorce you before I married Jim, THAT would put a stop to all this.
1:12:42 > 1:12:45It certainly would!
1:12:49 > 1:12:52Peter, you've got to marry me.
1:12:52 > 1:12:55Why, Linda, this is so sudden.
1:12:55 > 1:13:00If we get married, I could start divorce proceedings.
1:13:00 > 1:13:03Well, I...I don't know.
1:13:03 > 1:13:08You got me into all this, you should marry me.
1:13:08 > 1:13:10It wasn't MY fault.
1:13:10 > 1:13:18- All right, it's MY fault. But you've got to marry me. - Well...I...I...
1:13:18 > 1:13:24- I'd like to think it over. - There's nothing to think over! - All right.
1:13:25 > 1:13:28But where can we get a licence?
1:13:28 > 1:13:33- Everybody in New York knows us. - Try New Jersey.- Thanks.
1:13:39 > 1:13:42The name of the bride is...?
1:13:43 > 1:13:47My...er...my REAL name... is Linda Thompson.
1:13:49 > 1:13:52And the name of the groom?
1:13:52 > 1:13:55Er...Peter P. Peters.
1:13:58 > 1:14:04I beg your pardon, but what are grounds for divorce in this state?
1:14:05 > 1:14:07Marriage!
1:14:13 > 1:14:15Good afternoon.
1:14:15 > 1:14:20Oh, Lady Tarrington, your suite is ready.
1:14:20 > 1:14:25Announce me to Mr Petrov. < Is he expecting you? Yes!
1:14:25 > 1:14:28Room 2601. I'll have you announced.
1:14:28 > 1:14:31TELEPHONE RINGS
1:14:31 > 1:14:34Petrov! Where ARE you?
1:14:34 > 1:14:38Oh, it's not Petrov? It's the desk.
1:14:38 > 1:14:41Lady Tarrington? Send her up.
1:14:42 > 1:14:46Lady Tarrington?! She can't come up here.
1:14:46 > 1:14:49Tell her to go back to Paris.
1:14:49 > 1:14:55She's on her way up?! Let me talk to the floor manager.
1:14:57 > 1:15:03Cecil Flintridge. Oh, it's YOU, Mr Baird. How are you?
1:15:03 > 1:15:10That doesn't matter. The woman who started the rumour of Petrov's marriage...
1:15:10 > 1:15:13- Yes, I said rumour.- Rumour? >
1:15:13 > 1:15:16YES! They are NOT married!
1:15:18 > 1:15:24- Oh, Denise! It's you! - So, they are NOT married?
1:15:24 > 1:15:27Yes, well, that is, not exactly, no.
1:15:27 > 1:15:32Well, my little journey is going to be exciting!
1:15:32 > 1:15:38- Oh, you're not going to...er...? - Oh, yes, indeed I am!
1:15:38 > 1:15:41- DOOR BUZZER - That's Petrov now.
1:15:44 > 1:15:47I don't wish to shilly-shally.
1:15:47 > 1:15:53- But I want to know - is Petrov married or not?!- Yes! He is not.
1:15:54 > 1:15:56Johnson...
1:15:56 > 1:15:59Change that lock!
1:16:16 > 1:16:19FLOWER-SELLER: Gardenias, 10 cents.
1:16:19 > 1:16:22Right here, please.
1:16:23 > 1:16:26A corsage for the bride.
1:16:28 > 1:16:31- That's all right.- Thank you, sir.
1:16:50 > 1:16:54Tomorrow we'll be all straightened out.
1:16:54 > 1:16:59- You'll be on YOUR way, and I'll...be on MY way.- Where?
1:16:59 > 1:17:04Oh, back to being a bachelor. Catch up with my usual life.
1:17:04 > 1:17:08- Forget all this. - I hope you enjoy it.
1:17:08 > 1:17:13Thanks. I hope you enjoy your divorce.
1:17:13 > 1:17:20Thanks. I didn't know getting married was so depressing. I'm sorry I asked you.
1:17:20 > 1:17:25- That's all right. I'll get over it.- Oh, of course.
1:17:25 > 1:17:29- #- Our romance won't end on a sorrowful note
1:17:29 > 1:17:32- #- Though by tomorrow you're gone
1:17:32 > 1:17:37- #- The song is ended But as the songwriter wrote
1:17:37 > 1:17:40- #- The melody lingers on
1:17:40 > 1:17:46- #- They may take you from me I'll miss your fond caress
1:17:46 > 1:17:53- #- But though they take you from me I'll still poss-e-e-e-e-ss
1:17:53 > 1:17:58- #- The way you wear your hat
1:17:58 > 1:18:02- #- The way you sip your tea
1:18:02 > 1:18:07- #- The memory of all that
1:18:07 > 1:18:11- #- Oh no They can't take that away from me
1:18:11 > 1:18:15- #- The way your smile just beams
1:18:15 > 1:18:19- #- The way you sing off-key
1:18:20 > 1:18:24- #- The way you haunt my dreams
1:18:24 > 1:18:29- #- No no They can't take that away from me
1:18:29 > 1:18:33- #- We may never never meet again
1:18:33 > 1:18:37- #- On the bumpy road to love
1:18:37 > 1:18:44- #- But I'll always always keep the memory of...
1:18:44 > 1:18:48- #- The way you hold your knife
1:18:48 > 1:18:53- #- The way we danced till three
1:18:53 > 1:18:57- #- The way you changed my life
1:18:57 > 1:19:02- #- No no They can't take that away from me
1:19:02 > 1:19:03- #- No...
1:19:03 > 1:19:07- #- They can't take that a-a-a-a-way
1:19:07 > 1:19:11- #- From m-e-e-e-e-e-e.- #
1:19:40 > 1:19:44I guess the honeymoon is over.
1:19:44 > 1:19:47Won't you come in for a drink?
1:19:48 > 1:19:51No, I don't think so.
1:19:51 > 1:19:54- Goodnight.- A cigarette?
1:19:56 > 1:19:59No. No. Thanks just the same.
1:19:59 > 1:20:03I just want to thank you for everything.
1:20:04 > 1:20:07You're welcome.
1:20:07 > 1:20:09Well...goodnight.
1:20:11 > 1:20:14Sorry! It's way past my bedtime.
1:20:14 > 1:20:17Goodnight, Linda.
1:20:26 > 1:20:28DOOR SLAMS
1:20:37 > 1:20:39Jeff!
1:20:39 > 1:20:41Jeff!
1:21:03 > 1:21:06KNOCK ON DOOR
1:21:10 > 1:21:14Come in.
1:21:17 > 1:21:20Oh, Cecil.
1:21:20 > 1:21:24- M...may I come in? - Isn't it way past your bedtime?
1:21:24 > 1:21:29- Yes. But I've been waiting up to see you.- To see me?
1:21:29 > 1:21:34I must acquaint you with the varying state of my mind.
1:21:34 > 1:21:38It feels like a pendulum. To...and fro.
1:21:38 > 1:21:42Then a moment later, fro...and to.
1:21:44 > 1:21:52Miss Keene, ARE you Mrs Petrov? Or should I say, Miss Petrov, are you Miss Keene?
1:21:52 > 1:21:56I'll tell you, Cecil, we ARE married.
1:21:56 > 1:22:00- Mrs Petrov! My best congratulations!- Thank you.
1:22:00 > 1:22:05- Now I can go to bed with a clear conscience.- So can I!
1:22:05 > 1:22:09Mrs Petrov, I hope you will forgive me,
1:22:09 > 1:22:15but in the stress of the circumstances, I changed the lock.
1:22:15 > 1:22:18But may I present you with this?
1:22:18 > 1:22:21The new key to your happiness!
1:22:21 > 1:22:23Thank you.
1:22:23 > 1:22:26Thank YOU. Goodnight.
1:22:39 > 1:22:42HANDLE CLICKS
1:22:58 > 1:23:02- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in!
1:23:02 > 1:23:04Peter!
1:23:06 > 1:23:08Denise!
1:23:08 > 1:23:13- You can't come in here.- Why? Afraid your wife will object(?)
1:23:13 > 1:23:18- Yes. Yes, exactly. - Peter, please! Think of a new one.
1:23:18 > 1:23:24- B...but I'm married. REALLY. - Jeffrey told me the truth.
1:23:24 > 1:23:29- But even Jeffrey doesn't know. - Are you sure your WIFE knows?
1:23:29 > 1:23:33- Please go away. - I don't believe you.
1:23:33 > 1:23:37And I won't budge under any circumstances!
1:23:44 > 1:23:49Peter, you're so worked up... and I LOVE it!
1:23:53 > 1:23:56Linda!
1:23:56 > 1:23:58- Wait a minute!- Yes, don't go.
1:23:58 > 1:24:01Er...this is...Lady Tarrington.
1:24:01 > 1:24:06This is my wife, Mrs Petrov... er...Miss Keene.
1:24:06 > 1:24:09Oh. I have heard about you.
1:24:09 > 1:24:14I hadn't heard about YOU. Why have you been so secretive?
1:24:14 > 1:24:19Oh, well, er...er...I didn't think you'd be interested.
1:24:19 > 1:24:25How silly! I imagine Lady Tarrington is quite charming.
1:24:25 > 1:24:29- When you get to know her. - She is. I mean...
1:24:29 > 1:24:32You really ARE married to Peter?
1:24:32 > 1:24:35Yes. Really. Do you mind?
1:24:35 > 1:24:41No. But I think it would be awfully pleasant if you would divorce him.
1:24:41 > 1:24:44I'm sure I'll NEVER divorce him.
1:24:45 > 1:24:49You are more intelligent than you look.
1:24:49 > 1:24:51Thank you.
1:24:51 > 1:24:55I wish I could say the same of you. Goodnight.
1:25:03 > 1:25:06Tai!
1:25:06 > 1:25:10- I'm sorry, Peter. - No, no, don't apologise.
1:25:10 > 1:25:15- You've done me a great favour. - I certainly didn't mean to.
1:25:17 > 1:25:20- Bon voyage.- Are you going away?
1:25:20 > 1:25:23No. But I thought maybe YOU were.
1:25:26 > 1:25:28- I'll send for you.- Yes, miss.
1:25:39 > 1:25:42- Good luck, Peter.- Thanks, Denise.
1:25:53 > 1:25:56Linda! Linda, darling! She's gone!
1:25:56 > 1:26:03May I come in to tell you how happy I am that you're not divorcing me?
1:26:04 > 1:26:06Linda!
1:26:07 > 1:26:09Linda!
1:26:13 > 1:26:17Tell me where you're going.
1:26:17 > 1:26:23All right, Linda, if that's the way you feel. Good luck.
1:26:23 > 1:26:27Now what? Linda.
1:26:27 > 1:26:30She's walked out. For good.
1:26:30 > 1:26:34For whose good? Not yours or your creditors.
1:26:34 > 1:26:40Creditors? Yeah. The people who come up because the customers didn't.
1:26:42 > 1:26:45Send up a case of champagne!
1:26:48 > 1:26:53- Have you heard from Linda?- Yeah. - Where is she?- She wouldn't say.
1:26:53 > 1:26:58But she said something about going through with the divorce.
1:26:58 > 1:27:05- Why didn't you stop her?- I tried to stop her marrying Montgomery. - What did YOU do?
1:27:05 > 1:27:10- I proved that she was married to you.- YOU took those pictures?
1:27:10 > 1:27:12How?
1:27:18 > 1:27:26If Linda didn't marry Montgomery, I thought I'd get her in my review. But YOU had to horn in.
1:27:26 > 1:27:29- Now I've lost her.- I'VE lost her.
1:27:29 > 1:27:32Petrov! Oh, you're here!
1:27:32 > 1:27:36Let me tell you... Hello, Miss Keene.
1:27:36 > 1:27:41- We have no show! - Arthur hasn't either.- I'm glad.
1:27:41 > 1:27:46The show's been cancelled because of you and THAT woman.
1:27:46 > 1:27:49Oh, my word! She's fainted!
1:27:49 > 1:27:55- It's just a dummy. - I know she's a dummy. A tap-dancing dummy.
1:27:58 > 1:28:03You mean a dumb dummy. Of course! That picture in the paper!
1:28:05 > 1:28:08You know where we are, don't you?
1:28:08 > 1:28:15We're in New York with no show - all because of you and your practical jokes.
1:28:15 > 1:28:19We can help. We'll use your boy in our show.
1:28:19 > 1:28:24- My what?! - What if we find a spot for you? >
1:28:24 > 1:28:29You vandal! The great Petrov in one of your cheap shows?!
1:29:06 > 1:29:08What's wrong?
1:29:08 > 1:29:14- I'm still trying to get an idea. Something's missing.- Linda Keene!
1:29:14 > 1:29:19A man outside to see Mr Petrov. Shall I let him in?
1:29:19 > 1:29:22Nobody is to go near him. But he...
1:29:22 > 1:29:29- I'm going to dance with Linda! - Is she back?- No. But that figure gave me an idea.
1:29:29 > 1:29:36- If I can't dance with ONE Linda, I'll dance with dozens! - You've got something!
1:29:36 > 1:29:39The man says if he don't see...
1:29:39 > 1:29:45Tell him YOU'RE Petrov. Like a game? Yes!
1:29:47 > 1:29:50What's troubling you, good fellow?
1:29:50 > 1:29:53Peter P Peters, known as Petrov?
1:29:53 > 1:29:57What an amusing alliteration! I am.
1:29:58 > 1:30:02Here's a present for you. Thank you.
1:30:07 > 1:30:10Now I see the idea of the game.
1:30:10 > 1:30:14I am NOT Peter Peters. Neither am I Petrov.
1:30:14 > 1:30:19Oh, wise guy, eh? Leave these premises!
1:30:26 > 1:30:30I'm waiting to speak with Mr Arthur Miller.
1:30:30 > 1:30:34Well, I'll speak with Mr Jeffrey Baird.
1:30:34 > 1:30:38This is Cecil Flintridge. Yes. I'll wait.
1:30:42 > 1:30:43Hello?
1:30:43 > 1:30:48- Hello, Jeffrey. Are you there? - Of course I'm here.
1:30:48 > 1:30:51Don't shout at me! I'm in jail.
1:30:51 > 1:30:54That's OK. We don't need you.
1:30:54 > 1:31:00I'm in jail! Get me out. I'm at the Susquehanna Street jail.
1:31:00 > 1:31:02Susquehanna!
1:31:03 > 1:31:05Susquehanna!
1:31:05 > 1:31:08S...U...S...Q...
1:31:08 > 1:31:13Q! Q! You know, the thing you play billiards with.
1:31:14 > 1:31:16Billiards!
1:31:16 > 1:31:21B...I...L...L... What is this? A spelling bee?
1:31:21 > 1:31:24No. "L" for larynx.
1:31:24 > 1:31:27L...A...R...Y...N...
1:31:27 > 1:31:31Not M - N ! N as in neighbour!
1:31:31 > 1:31:34N...E...I...G...H...B...
1:31:34 > 1:31:36B !
1:31:37 > 1:31:40B ! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
1:31:40 > 1:31:43You know, the stinging insect.
1:31:43 > 1:31:46Insect! I...N...S...
1:31:46 > 1:31:48S!
1:31:48 > 1:31:50S for symbol!
1:31:51 > 1:31:53S...Y...
1:31:53 > 1:31:55Y!
1:31:56 > 1:31:58Y!
1:31:58 > 1:32:01Don't ask ME why!
1:32:01 > 1:32:05Look, Jeffrey, I'm in jail. Wait a minute.
1:32:05 > 1:32:11What jail did you say this was? Susquehanna Street. Thank you.
1:32:11 > 1:32:14I'm in the Susque...the Susq...
1:32:14 > 1:32:17Jeffrey, listen closely.
1:32:17 > 1:32:21Do you know where Oak Street jail is?
1:32:21 > 1:32:26You do? Fine! I'll have them transfer me there in the MORNING!
1:32:56 > 1:32:59ORCHESTRA BEGIN TO PLAY
1:36:58 > 1:37:03Linda, give up this idea of making a spectacle of yourself.
1:37:03 > 1:37:09- Our men will serve Petrov. - Your men have had their chance.
1:37:09 > 1:37:15Besides, I'll enjoy serving this summons PERSONALLY.
1:37:25 > 1:37:28Linda, it was swell of you to come.
1:37:28 > 1:37:31Meet my attorney, Mr Russell.
1:37:31 > 1:37:34How do you do? How do you do?
1:37:44 > 1:37:50He said if he couldn't dance with you, he'd dance with images of you.
1:39:26 > 1:39:31- Arthur, take me backstage. - Mrs Petrov! Or...Miss Keene?
1:39:31 > 1:39:33Ssssh!
1:39:33 > 1:39:36You're back! What do you want?
1:39:36 > 1:39:37Ssh!
1:39:38 > 1:39:41- Ssh! - What's the matter, Cecil?- Ssh!
1:39:41 > 1:39:44- Ssh! - < Ssh!
1:39:44 > 1:39:47SSSSSSSSH!
1:39:47 > 1:39:52Ssssh! < SSSSSSH!
1:39:52 > 1:39:55- SSSSSH! - Arthur, please.
1:39:55 > 1:40:00Ssssh! Sssh! Ssssh!
1:40:00 > 1:40:04- Sssssh!- Ssssh!
1:40:15 > 1:40:20- #- Drop that long face Come on, have your fling
1:40:20 > 1:40:23- #- Why keep nursing the blues?
1:40:23 > 1:40:27- #- If you want this old world on a string
1:40:27 > 1:40:31- #- Put on your dancing shoes Stop wasting time
1:40:31 > 1:40:36- #- Put on your dancing shoes Watch your spirits climb
1:40:36 > 1:40:40- #- Shall we dance Or keep on moping?
1:40:40 > 1:40:43- #- Shall we dance And walk on air?
1:40:43 > 1:40:46- #- Shall we give in to despair?
1:40:46 > 1:40:50- #- Or shall we dance with never a care?
1:40:50 > 1:40:54- #- Life is short We're growing older
1:40:54 > 1:40:57- #- Don't you be an also-ran
1:40:57 > 1:41:00- #- Dance little lady little man...
1:41:00 > 1:41:03- #- Dance whenever you can.- #
1:41:53 > 1:41:55Hotchachanya!
1:43:15 > 1:43:20TOGETHER: # They all said we'd never get together
1:43:20 > 1:43:23# They laughed at us and how
1:43:23 > 1:43:28# But ho, ho, ho! Who's got the last laugh now? #
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