0:00:00 > 0:00:04This programme contains some violent scenes and very strong language.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14(CHURCH BELLS RING)
0:00:20 > 0:00:25Now a reading from the letter of St Paul to the Philippians.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Brothers and sisters,
0:00:28 > 0:00:33as long as in every way, whether in pretence or in truth,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Christ is being proclaimed...
0:00:40 > 0:00:42'In catholic school,
0:00:42 > 0:00:46they taught us that Jesus died for our sins.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:50'With his blood,
0:00:50 > 0:00:54He made the ultimate sacrifice -
0:00:54 > 0:00:56giving his life.'
0:00:58 > 0:01:00'In Brooklyn,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03we learned of another sacrifice...'
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Heads.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14'Taking a life.'
0:01:14 > 0:01:16'I guess you can call this my confession.'
0:01:16 > 0:01:19'Except, I'm not asking for forgiveness.'
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'That's Bobby, one of my two best friends,
0:01:28 > 0:01:32the sweetest guy in the world, but a legendary cheapskate.'
0:01:32 > 0:01:37'This is Carmine. Great guy but incredibly vain,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40even as a kid.'
0:01:45 > 0:01:50'This, of course, is me.'
0:01:50 > 0:01:52'OK, I know what you're thinking.'
0:01:52 > 0:01:55'How could I steal from a church collection plate?'
0:01:55 > 0:01:58'Well, I knew stealing was supposed to be a sin,
0:01:58 > 0:02:01but I learned to live by a different set of rules.'
0:02:01 > 0:02:05# Please allow me to introduce myself
0:02:05 > 0:02:09# I'm a man of wealth and taste
0:02:09 > 0:02:13# I've been around For a long, long year
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# Stole many a man's soul and faith
0:02:18 > 0:02:21# And I was round when Jesus Christ
0:02:21 > 0:02:25# Had his moment of doubt and pain
0:02:26 > 0:02:29# Made damn sure that Pilate
0:02:29 > 0:02:32# Washed his hands And sealed his fate
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Piece of shit!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Pleased to meet you
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- # Hope you guess my name - Get up!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Get up! Do you hear me?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# But what's puzzling you is the
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Nature of my game
0:02:49 > 0:02:53God fucking help you, Donny, if I find out you lied to me!
0:02:53 > 0:02:59# I stuck around St Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Boo!
0:03:00 > 0:03:06# Killed the Tsar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- What's your name? - Carmine Mancuso.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Your mother Italian?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yes, sir.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23# Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Oh, yeah #
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I gotta go take a leak, alright?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Don't get lost.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Man, these uniforms suck. They should let us wear bell-bottoms.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36What, like Keith Partridge?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Nah, that guy's a queer. Him and that redheaded kid.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, man!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Guys! Come here!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51(SHOUTS)
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, fuck.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Whoa.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Whoa. Let me see. - No way, man. It's mine!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41(WHIMPERING)
0:04:43 > 0:04:46What are you doing?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Hey, puppy! Aw, look. You OK?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- He's cute. - Ooh, sharp teeth!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- What should we do with him? - Nothing. I'm keeping him.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, you're a spunky one, aren't ya?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07This is creepy, guys. Let's get outta here.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12'Bobby did end up keeping the dog. And Carmine kept the lighter.'
0:05:12 > 0:05:15'As for me, you can bet your ass I kept that gun.'
0:05:15 > 0:05:18# "Walk Of Life" - Dire Straits
0:05:23 > 0:05:27'By 1985, we were all grown up and still close as ever.'
0:05:32 > 0:05:34'Carmine had fallen in love.'
0:05:34 > 0:05:36'With himself.'
0:05:36 > 0:05:39'I mean, if you told the guy to go fuck himself,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41he'd actually consider it.'
0:05:42 > 0:05:45'Bobby was still a sweetheart,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47living at home, and cheap as ever,
0:05:47 > 0:05:51throwing quarters around like they were manhole covers.'
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Come on, Sparky.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59'As for me,
0:05:59 > 0:06:03despite the fact that I was basically a neighbourhood fuck-up,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I had somehow managed to scam my way into Columbia.'
0:06:06 > 0:06:11'Me, a jerk-off from Brooklyn, in the Ivy League.'
0:06:11 > 0:06:14'And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I was stupid.'
0:06:14 > 0:06:17'I loved to read, and was a pretty good writer, too.'
0:06:17 > 0:06:21'For me, school was a way out of the neighbourhood,
0:06:21 > 0:06:22a chance to be something.'
0:06:22 > 0:06:25'I figured, with my natural ability to bullshit
0:06:25 > 0:06:29and near-total lack of conscience, I should be a lawyer.'
0:06:29 > 0:06:32'My plan was to buy a big house in Westchester,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34where I'd play tennis and water polo, shit like that.'
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Hey! What are you, fuckin' blind?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40'But in my neighbourhood,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44it was better to keep ambitions like water polo to yourself.'
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Just valet it!
0:06:51 > 0:06:5420 minutes looking for a spot, you cheap cocksucker.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- I'm not cheap.- If you saw a sign saying "Free slaps in the face",
0:06:58 > 0:07:00you'd be the first on line.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03(THUMPING BASS)
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Oh, my God. - Whoa.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- We gotta park.- Park? They got valet! - It's a rip-off.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Look at that ass over there.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- That's a guy, Bobby. Come on. - Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- That really is a guy!- That's not a guy. You guys are crazy!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Pretty good, Bobby, we're, like, 19 miles away.- We'll get some exercise.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I need exercise? I did 200 push-ups today.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Was he happy?- Was who happy? - The guy underneath you!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- (LAUGHS)- What are you laughing at with those fucking shoes?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- They're penny loafers.- I know. My grandfather has the same ones.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- It's called a classic look, asshole. - Classic?- It never goes out of style,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- unlike that sweater. - Cardigans are back, my friend.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Please, you look like the Italian Fred MacMurray.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Before My Three Sons, Fred MacMurray used to be in movies.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Who gives a shit? - Double indemnity, it's a good movie.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Fuck Fred MacMurray, OK?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Mike, you got a 20 you could lend me?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Till Tuesday, come on. - What happens Tuesday?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I'll give you another excuse till Wednesday. Come on, please?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07'Bobby never passed a church without saying a prayer,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10a habit beaten into him by overzealous nuns.'
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Fuckin' hump.- 'Apparently, they hadn't beaten Carmine hard enough.'
0:08:13 > 0:08:16In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost,
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Hail Mary, Mother of God, I know this is asking a lot,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23but do you think you could help these losers get laid tonight?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25That's really fucked, Carmine.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Yeah, you're praying to a virgin to get us laid.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31You know you're both going to hell? Both of yous, hell.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Father Canzoneri.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36'In our neighbourhood, Pastels was the place to hang.'
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Jesus Christ, look at all these broads!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42It's like the museum of pussy in here.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Petey.- Hey, Carmine. What's up? - Is your sister here?- Yeah.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Nice sweater. Fred MacMurray used to be in movies!- Don't listen to him.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- I thought you were gonna call me. - I lost your number. I'll call you.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Asshole!- Come on, man! - Come on, man, what?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00What, huh?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Fuck, huh?!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Whoa! Whoa!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Get your fucking hands off me. You know who I'm with?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- I don't give a fuck who you're with. - Yeah, you don't care?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- What the fuck are you looking at? - What the fuck are you looking at,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- douche bag? - Asshole! Come on!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17'The back of the club was the VIP section,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19VIP being a euphemism for wise guy.'
0:09:19 > 0:09:23'By the mid-'80s, Caesar was a captain in the Gambino family
0:09:23 > 0:09:26and the man who controlled our neighbourhood.'
0:09:26 > 0:09:29'It was common knowledge he was a ruthless motherfucker.'
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Look at that fucking suit he's wearing. It's a 2,000 suit!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35It's nice.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38'Legend had it that Caesar killed a guy for giving him a bad haircut.'
0:09:38 > 0:09:41'For me, that always explained why Carmine worshipped him.'
0:09:41 > 0:09:44He's calling me over. Mike, he's calling me over.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- How's my hair look? - How's your hair?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- It ain't enough you kiss his ass, you're gonna fuck him too?- Fuck you.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Hey, look who it is. Sit down over here.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- How's your mother?- She's really good. Thank you for asking.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- You know Philly Cabrese? - Hey. Carmine Mancuso.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I heard some good things about you.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06You sick fuck! This kid,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08back in the fucking little league over there at St Columbus,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11caught a piece of the ball, look the fuck out.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Good with a bat, huh? That's a good skill to have.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You two should get to know each other.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Yo, we gotta talk to him.- Who? - Who? Carmine!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23This wise-guy shit! He's getting too involved with these guys.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- He's a big boy.- Mike, I'm serious. - Alright, we'll talk to him!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Hey, what do you think of the one in pink?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32The fat one?!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34She's not that fat.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- She's wearing a tent! - OK, she's a little fat.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- You wouldn't fuck her? - I don't know, Mike.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Ah, fuck you!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You're half a fag anyway.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, yeah. Mm.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, yeah.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Ah, yeah.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Don't stop.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Don't fucking stop. < Mike! Mike!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- What was that? - Nothing! Don't worry about it.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- They said your name.- There's a lot of Mikes around. Don't stop.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Ah...
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- Jesus!- Hurry up and come already! Come on, I'm starving to death!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22That's not funny. Your friend's an asshole.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Come on. Come on. Take that thing out of her head.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Watch the seats! - (BOTH LAUGH)
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Fucking jerks. You couldn't have waited five more minutes?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Gimme a break. We did you a favour. - Yeah, seriously, Mike.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37A girl that fat, you put your cock in her mouth, it could be dangerous.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Look, she was ugly, Mikey. Come on! - You assholes!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Well, if it isn't the last of the big spenders.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yes, please, er, a big stack of pancakes and a cup of decaf.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Just coffee.- What comes with this "give me liberty or give me eggs"?
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Three eggs, toast, and two pieces of bacon or sausage,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Exactly like it says right there. - OK, I'll have that.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Eggs? - Yes, please.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04How would you like them, moron?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Oh, well, um, scrambled?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Bacon or sausage?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Can I have one piece of each? - I suppose.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Oh, and a lemonade, please. - Thank you.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20Give me liberty... Why do you always order something fucking stupid?!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- What's with the lemonade? - I like lemonade. Can I have water?!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26(WAITRESS BARKS FOOD ORDERS)
0:12:29 > 0:12:33So, what's new with Murder Incorporated?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- What do you mean? - You were over there a long time.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Caesar introduced me to some people, so what?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Why are you getting involved with them?- Why are you breaking my balls?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Gimme a break? Christmas is coming. I need a score.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47You want a score?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I got a scam for you. It can't miss.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Oh, yeah? - Come here.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55You go down to Macy's, you fill out an application,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57loading dock or some shit.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00First week, you show up, do your job, everything's great.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03End of the week, they give you a cheque. You put that aside.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Next week, same thing. You show up, do your job.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11End of that week, they give you another cheque.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12What's the scam?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Well, that's it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- It's called a fuckin' job. - Oh! Very funny. Very funny.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I'm sure your fat girlfriend found you very amusing.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Shut up, douche bag. - She's a big girl, Mike.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Aw, shut up. - She's a big girl.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32'After the Hamilton House, we'd usually split up.'
0:13:32 > 0:13:35'Carmine would head back to Pastels and pick up a girlfriend.'
0:13:35 > 0:13:37'For the night.'
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Ho, ho, ho, whoa, watch the hair! - Sorry.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Don't be sorry, just don't touch my fucking hair.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48'While Bobby'd pick up Amy, his girlfriend for life.'
0:13:48 > 0:13:49'They met at a video store.'
0:13:49 > 0:13:53'They were both trying to rent the only copy of Brigadoon.'
0:13:53 > 0:13:57'Hey, I guess people have gotten together for dumber reasons.'
0:13:59 > 0:14:03'Between work and school, I didn't have time for a relationship.'
0:14:03 > 0:14:07'At least that's what I told myself.'
0:14:10 > 0:14:15OK, people. This midterm counts for 50 per cent of your grade,
0:14:15 > 0:14:19so answer fully and completely.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22You may begin now.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27'Remember I told you earlier how I loved to read?'
0:14:27 > 0:14:30'Well, that's true, except for one minor detail...'
0:14:30 > 0:14:33'I hated reading schoolbooks.'
0:14:34 > 0:14:38'It was weird. In some ways, I liked being unprepared.'
0:14:38 > 0:14:42'It was like this incredible challenge - me against the system.'
0:14:42 > 0:14:47'Of course, sometimes I failed to meet that challenge.'
0:14:47 > 0:14:49'Like right now.'
0:14:52 > 0:14:55'An F now would've killed me.'
0:14:55 > 0:14:57'I was six months away from graduating,
0:14:57 > 0:15:00applying to law schools, and dead in the fucking water.'
0:15:00 > 0:15:04'But I wasn't about to let that stop me.'
0:15:06 > 0:15:08OK, people. Time's up.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Pencils down, please.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Hand in your blue books, please, right here.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31'B & B Meats was where I worked after school.'
0:15:31 > 0:15:34'Good pay and all the cold cuts I could eat.'
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Come on. Go sweep up for me, alright?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Evening. You the boss?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Night manager. Help you?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Earl Webber. I'm in waste disposal.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Now, I know what you're thinking.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52you already deal with a private sanitation company,
0:15:52 > 0:15:57but what would you say if I told you I could cut your rates in half?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You're obviously not from around here!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Son, stop right there.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You know what this is?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10It's an ear.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I cut it off a gook in Vietnam.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I'm impressed. What's your point?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18That if I can deal with the VC,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I sure as shit can deal with the boys around here.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24You give your boss my card. Tell him Earl Webber's at his disposal.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Y'all have a good evening.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28'This guy was obviously a mental case.'
0:16:28 > 0:16:32'In New York, private sanitation was controlled by the wise guys.'
0:16:32 > 0:16:36'Invent a better mousetrap here, you got a mousetrap stuck up your ass.'
0:16:40 > 0:16:44'Temple Sinai was a local shul that occasionally ran a Las Vegas night
0:16:44 > 0:16:46to raise money for Israel.'
0:16:46 > 0:16:49'At least that's what they told the cops.'
0:16:49 > 0:16:51'The truth was its rabbi was a degenerate gambler
0:16:51 > 0:16:53into his bookie for 50 grand.'
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Come on! Again!
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Jesus Christ!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00'The result was, every night was Las Vegas night.'
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- 'Our own neighbourhood casino, run by Caesar.- The fuck is wrong with you?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- 20. - Ah, yes!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Here he is, Carminuch. - Hey, Billy, what's going on?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- My buddy Michael. Michael, Billy. - How's it going?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Listen, come by Butterfingers. Let me talk to you about that thing.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Alright, yeah.- Listen, play nice. Don't hurt yourselves.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- 21.- What's that, like, the ninth fucking time?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Shocking.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30There it is, right there, that's what I'm talking about.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Montana and that donkey McMahon, they all got that stuff.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- 21. - Shocking!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Everybody lose. - Everybody lose!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Come on, put me out of my misery.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Come to Poppa. You bring a face card right now.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Fucking...!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- No, it's not a cocksucker. It's good. Aces, split.- Yeah?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I have no money. I can't.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Split? Yes? - I have no money.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Go ahead. His credit is good.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Go ahead. Split the aces. - N-No! I-I don't wanna do that.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- You don't wanna split aces? - I do. I just...
0:18:05 > 0:18:06I don't want credit.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09You don't want credit?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Oh.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13OK, what do you say I give your friend here credit,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15and you owe him the money?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17I can't do that.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Mikey. Huh?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I'm starting to get a little complex here, kid.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I don't mean any disrespect, really. It's just...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'd rather not.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30So are you gonna stay on 12?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Uh, hit me.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Still 12.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Come on, nine or less.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Ooh, the suicide king, huh?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48That was fuckin' genius, kid.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Suicide king.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Mr Martinez.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Nice job. Nice job.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Miss Frazen. Hmm, showing your leftist leanings, I see.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Miss Deutsch, very, very nice.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09OK, folks, take a moment to look over your papers.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12then I'd like to continue the discussion we started last time
0:19:12 > 0:19:15on veto powers.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Uh, excuse me, Professor? - Mm-hmm?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I didn't get my test.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I didn't give it back to you?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Uh,...
0:19:32 > 0:19:33no.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Huh.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Is something wrong?
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Well, this has never happened to me before.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43You didn't lose it, did you?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Well, I mean, I suppose I...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48might have misplaced it someplace, but I...
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I don't believe this!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Are you sure that you handed it in?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55What's that supposed to mean?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Nothing. Nothing.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01I'll, er, make arrangements for you to take a makeup exam.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05A makeup...? I'm already studying for the final!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- This is bullshit! - Just take it easy.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11You lose my exam and it's my fault?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14How do you think that you did?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Frankly, sir, it's not how I think I did.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22I know I got an A. I never studied so hard in my life!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Well, how about this? Er...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26If it doesn't turn up,
0:20:26 > 0:20:29we'll let the final count for your entire grade.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31(SIGHS)
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Alright. But do me a favour. When you're grading the final,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39bear in mind I got an A on your midterm.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Hm.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Hey. Hi.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Hey.- How you doing? - Good.
0:20:58 > 0:21:04- Michael. We're in poli-sci together. - Right, sure. I'm Ellen.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Yeah, I know!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11So Foster lost my test. Do you believe that?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Incredible, huh?! (LAUGHS)
0:21:15 > 0:21:17So, you live in the city?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20East Side. What about you?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Brooklyn for right now. But I'm thinking of moving.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- The village, maybe. - Cool.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Cool. I love it down there. - Hm...
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Listen,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- would you like to have a drink? - What, like right now?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40I was thinking this weekend, you know, Saturday, maybe.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42But now's good too!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Actually, my birthday is this weekend.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Oh, hey, happy birthday! - Thanks.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52I'm having a party on Saturday. You're welcome to come.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's at Addiction in Tribeca.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah, yeah, sure. I go there all the time.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Great margaritas. - Right?- (LAUGHS)
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Excuse me.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08So I'll see you on Saturday then? Any time after 9.00 is good.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yeah, great. Happy Thanksgiving.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Thanks. You too.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18'This is Bobby's house, but for all intents and purposes,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20it was mine, too.'
0:22:20 > 0:22:25'I never really knew my dad, and my mom died when I was 17.'
0:22:25 > 0:22:28'The Canzoneris were like family.'
0:22:28 > 0:22:32'That's Bobby's mom, hands-down the worst cook in Brooklyn.'
0:22:32 > 0:22:36'Compared to her lasagne, a bowl of shit would taste like Haagen-Dazs.'
0:22:36 > 0:22:40'Aunt Louise... The most depressing woman in the world.'
0:22:40 > 0:22:43'She wouldn't be happy sitting in the lap of Jesus.'
0:22:43 > 0:22:47'Bobby's dad... Though he was born and raised right here in Brooklyn,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50this man has done more to mangle the English language than Ebonics.'
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Sofonabitch. Gimme the emote control!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- It's March Of The Wooden Soldiers! - Change it back.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58It's Laurel and Hardy!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Friggin' dog, get up! Teresa! - What?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04He's pissin' the carpet again. He's incompetent!
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- It's incontinent, John. - Oh, who gives a shit?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Bless us, O Lord, for these five gifts
0:23:12 > 0:23:16which we are about to receive from thy boundaries,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19through Christ Our Lord. Amen.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Amen. - Amen.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Those kids, the ones in the stolen car...
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Yeah, it's terrible.
0:23:35 > 0:23:3716 years old.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Now they're dead.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Some Thanksgiving for their families.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44See what happens you don't wear a seat belt?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- They were driving, like, 100 miles an hour.- Irregardless.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I bet you wear your seat belt.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- Well... - Who says I don't?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Die in a stolen car,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00you'd probably go to hell.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03This is delicious, Mrs Canz.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Yeah, Ma, it's great. (CLEARS THROAT)
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Where the hell is Carmine?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Maybe somebody let the air out of his Pompadour.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Alright, here. Check this out. Let me know what you think.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24"Postal clerk. 8.73 an hour."
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Are you gonna be a mailman? - A mail clerk.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31See, that way, if it rains, you get to stay inside.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34It's federal, so if you fuck up, they can't fire you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- How can you possibly fuck this up? - I don't know.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- I'm just saying. What do you think? - It's good.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You know. You're happy, I'm happy.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- When's the test? - I just sent out for the application.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- What's up? - (BOTH SNORT WITH LAUGHTER)
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Holy... - What's so funny?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59What?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01So, the mafia's hiring bullfighters now?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Seriously, Carmine, you gotta be fucking kidding!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Why don't you check out GQ this month? This is the next big thing.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Where, Guadalajara?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Funny. Very funny. Go shine your penny loafers so we can go.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- We ready now, please? - Uh-uh. He's going over to Amy's.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- You can knuckle her any time. - Now none of yous are best man!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23You're gonna marry the girl. You're gonna see her every day
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- for the rest of your life. - Not if I can't afford a ring.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31- It's a movie, you fuckin' chiseler! - How about Kiss Of The Spider Woman?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33How about you kiss my fucking asshole?
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- Then, I'm not going. - Fine! We'll go without you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Come on, Zorro. - Motherfucker!
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Be quiet! My parents are sleeping.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48See that's the thing...
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Michael J Fox comes back at the end, right?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54How come his parents don't recognize him as the kid from the beginning?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Doesn't make any sense. - Well, er...
0:25:57 > 0:26:00maybe time travel screws with your memory or something.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03But they didn't time travel, he did. Doesn't make any fucking sense.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I wouldn't overthink it, you know?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I'm just saying.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Fucking pig.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Gimme a napkin, would you? - Yeah.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- What's this? - Nothing!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Some redneck tried to get me to hire him as our new garbage company.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Get the fuck outta here.- He's got a necklace with a fucking ear on it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Cut it off some Gook.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40- You should send him after that blackjack dealer.- (LAUGHS)
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Hey, what did Philly wanna talk to you about that night?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50"Come see me about the thing.."
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Um, nothing, you know, he's, er,
0:26:53 > 0:26:56got something going down at the airport.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Ever heard of John Gotti?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Nah.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06He's with the Gambinos in Queens. Philly's in with some of his crew.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Why are you fucking around with these guys?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I don't know, Mike. Maybe I should sign up for college, maybe,
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- start hanging out in the city, huh? - What's that supposed to mean?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Sometimes you act like we don't come from the same place.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- What are you talking about? - What am I "talking" about?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24What am I talk...? That. You sound like Thurston Howell.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- Excuse me for not wanting to sound like a moron!- Oh.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30You know what I mean.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Don't you ever wanna get out of this hellhole?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Where am I gonna go? The whole world's crazy.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Not like here, it isn't. - Not...?
0:27:38 > 0:27:42They shot the fuckin' Pope, for Chrissakes, right in the Vatican!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Most accidents happen within two blocks of your house!
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Look, it's just, Philly,
0:27:48 > 0:27:51those other guys...
0:27:51 > 0:27:53I worry about you, that's all.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- Tired of being a bust-out, Mick. - So get a straight job.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59A straight job with some bullshit company?
0:27:59 > 0:28:0290% of the world works in some bullshit company.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05I'm not them. You understand? I'm not them.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08OK? I want respect in life. That's it.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11You can say what you want about Philly and about Caesar,
0:28:11 > 0:28:15but they get their money, and they get fuckin' respect.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19There's a big difference between fear and respect.
0:28:19 > 0:28:24All roads lead to Rome, Mikey. All roads lead to Rome.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Just be careful, OK?
0:28:26 > 0:28:30I don't want to find you dead with two in the pompadour.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33- See you later, buddy. - Yeah.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- Hey, you forgot your jacket. - No, I didn't.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Keep it, you fuckin' hump. - (LAUGHS)
0:28:51 > 0:28:53(KNOCK AT DOOR) We're closed!
0:28:53 > 0:28:55(KNOCKING)
0:28:55 > 0:28:57(Come here.)
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- Michael, I'm sorry. - Come here!
0:29:04 > 0:29:07- (MAN GRUNTS) - Hit the lights. You close the gates.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12Hey. It's nice to see you again.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- By the way, I'm Caesar. You're...? - Michael.- Michael, right.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18This is the piece of shit that tried to get you to hire him, right?
0:29:18 > 0:29:23- H-He didn't really... - Yes or no. It's not your fault.
0:29:23 > 0:29:28Oh, alright. You're a good kid. You don't wanna get involved.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32Hey, scumbag! Foghorn Leghorn, let's go! On your feet!
0:29:32 > 0:29:36- I'm talking to you, asshole. - Fuck you!
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Did you try to get him to hire you?
0:29:39 > 0:29:43What are you lookin' at him for? He can't fuckin' help you!
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Now tell me, did you or did you not? Tell me the truth, I'll let you go.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Yeah.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50Is that a yes?
0:29:50 > 0:29:54That wasn't so hard, was it? You OK?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Sorry I was rough with you. I lost my fucking temper.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59I should learn how to count to ten.
0:29:59 > 0:30:03Needles and pins or some fuckin' thing.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09That's real nice. I heard you got that as a souvenir in Vietnam.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15I never made it over there myself.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19One of the biggest regrets of my fuckin' life, let me tell you.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21A real fuckin' shame.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24I would've liked to have had one of those for myself.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27But you know something? I think maybe...
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- I'll make one right now. - No! No! No!- Cocksucker!
0:30:30 > 0:30:35- Turn that thing on!- No! - Come on! Turn it on!- Please! No!
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- You think you're gonna take money outta my pocket?- No!
0:30:38 > 0:30:40- You fucking scumbag? Come on! - (SCREAMS)
0:30:40 > 0:30:42- Yeah! - No! No! Please!
0:30:42 > 0:30:46(METAL SEARS / MAN SCREAMS)
0:30:49 > 0:30:52(SCREAMS)
0:30:54 > 0:30:58You should call it the fuckin' Van Gogh Garbage Company now.
0:31:06 > 0:31:11Cash... Cos I know you don't like credit!
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- Sorry about the mess. - (WEEPS)
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Are you out of your fucking mind?
0:31:29 > 0:31:31I said I was sorry. How many times d'you wanna hear it?
0:31:31 > 0:31:35I didn't tell you about this guy so you could score points with Caesar!
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- He cut the guy's ear off!- Look - - What did you think you would get?
0:31:38 > 0:31:40- Mafia Employee of the Month? - You know what,
0:31:40 > 0:31:45if you shut the fuck up for a second, I'll tell you what happened!
0:31:45 > 0:31:46Just let him talk.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Alright? Listen to me. I was at Butterfingers with Philly.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53- We had a drink -- Now, who's Philly? - Caesar's guy.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57- It came up in conversation. - When you were trying to impress him
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- about how tough you are?- OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck you.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05- I apologise 26 times!- What are you gonna do, cut my ear off?
0:32:05 > 0:32:08- I'll give you a fuckin' beatin', how about that?- Come on! Enough!
0:32:08 > 0:32:11I feel like Mills Lane here!
0:32:11 > 0:32:13You're my best friends, and with all due respect,
0:32:13 > 0:32:16I'm not gonna stand by and watch while he beats the shit outta you.
0:32:16 > 0:32:21As for you, I don't care how this started. You're just an asshole.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Alright,
0:32:30 > 0:32:32what happened?
0:32:32 > 0:32:35I was talking to Philly, alright,
0:32:35 > 0:32:38and I admit, I stupidly brought up the sanitation moron.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42Next thing, Caesar's standing there. Philly tells him. He turns purple,
0:32:42 > 0:32:44and that's it.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47A half an hour later, he's pummelling the shit outta the guy.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Jesus Christ, Carmine!
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Michael, please. I apologise. I did not know that this was gonna happen.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Did you just get off a fucking spaceship?
0:32:55 > 0:32:58What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00That's the point, I didn't think. Look, it's over.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Please, Mike, it's over. Don't worry about it.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- Caesar likes you. - I don't want him to like me!
0:33:05 > 0:33:08You wanna fuck around with these guys, that's your business,
0:33:08 > 0:33:11but I wanna go through life without Caesar Manganaro knowing I exist!
0:33:11 > 0:33:14You gotta get away from these guys.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I'm sorry, Mike.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24- Please. I'm sorry. - (SIGHS)
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Sorry.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Come on.
0:33:28 > 0:33:32Come on! Come on.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33Come on.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- Thank you. - Yeah.
0:33:39 > 0:33:44- I just don't understand how you do that.- Do what?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46You're supposed to put mustard on hot dogs.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49So? In England, they put mayonnaise on French fries.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53- Oh, this look like fuckin' England to you?- (LAUGHS)
0:33:53 > 0:33:56How about I squirt this in your face?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Hey, that's that guy who had the fight with the busboy that night.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04- What busboy? - At Pastels.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05Philly knows that kid.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08He's with the Bonannos. Supposed to be a real maniac.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Are you the official gossip columnist for the Mob?
0:34:11 > 0:34:13I like to stay on top of things, alright?
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Speaking of fucking, we going out tomorrow night or what?
0:34:16 > 0:34:20I don't know. This girl at school invited me to a party.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24And?
0:34:24 > 0:34:25What?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27And we're not invited?
0:34:27 > 0:34:32(LAUGHS) Of course. It's just gonna be a lot of college assholes, though.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- What, like you? - Yeah, exactly like me.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39Look, all I'm saying... you guys might not be comfortable.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43Are you embarrassed of us, Mike?
0:34:43 > 0:34:47- What the hell are you talking about? - There was a little hesitation there.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51Get the fuck out of here! Look, if you wanna come, come.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55If you don't, go fuck yourselves, OK?
0:34:55 > 0:34:58# "Dancing With Myself" - Billy Idol
0:35:30 > 0:35:33- The car's alright here? - Yeah, sure. why not?
0:35:33 > 0:35:35It's the city. What do I know?
0:35:39 > 0:35:42(LAUGHING / CHATTING)
0:35:42 > 0:35:46Michael! What's up, man? (LAUGHS)
0:35:46 > 0:35:50- Hey, Todd. How you doing, man? - Todd? Fuckin' re-todd.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53He's alright. He plays on the lacrosse team.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Sorry to hear that.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58# "Karma Chameleon" - Culture Club
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Hey. Wow, you made it.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Well, of course, it's your birthday.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Hey, these are my friends...
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Excuse me.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- What's the problem? - I don't know.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- He won't let us in.- There's a dress code. No tennis shoes.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Do I look like I play fuckin' tennis? They're called sneakers.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Uh, Ellen, these are my friends. This is Bobby.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Hi. How are ya?
0:36:37 > 0:36:39- This is Carmine. - Hello.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41How you doin'?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45OK?
0:36:46 > 0:36:48I don't want any trouble, alright?
0:36:48 > 0:36:51If you wanna stay, that's fine, but your friends don't belong here.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- Ooh... - What's that supposed to mean?
0:36:54 > 0:36:57- Back up.- Hey, don't put your fuckin' hands on me, alright?
0:36:57 > 0:37:00- Take a walk. - I'll be right back.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- What's this guy's problem? - I don't know. He's an asshole.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Why don't you go tell him we're on the lacrosse team, huh?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Sorry, it's bullshit. Since when do you wear sneakers anyway?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15What fuckin' difference does it make what I'm wearing?
0:37:15 > 0:37:18It's alright. Go with your girl.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Go.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Seriously, go.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25It's fine.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30Tell you what. Go around the side. I'll meet you there.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33It's not a big deal. I got somewhere I gotta be anyway.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36- Go have fun. Go get laid. - Come on!
0:37:36 > 0:37:40Look, fuck this guy. We'll have a good time!
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Alright. Go, we'll meet you round back.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50- Two minutes. Right around the side. - Alright.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Go ahead.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00Hey, asshole! Give me a call sometime! We'll go play tennis!
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Fucking jerk!
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Carmine!
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Bobby!
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Hey. - Hi!
0:38:34 > 0:38:39- Is everything alright?- Yeah, they had something to do, so they left.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43- Can I get you something to drink? - A blue margarita.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Blue margarita, shot of jack.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51You look nice.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Don't let the clothes fool ya.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56You don't look so bad yourself.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59So...
0:38:59 > 0:39:02- Happy birthday. - Thanks.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10So your friends, are they from Brooklyn too?
0:39:10 > 0:39:14Switzerland, Olympic yodelling team.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- It's funny, the whole Brooklyn thing.- Funny?
0:39:19 > 0:39:24Well, like in class, I always sensed there was something off about you.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Off?
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Um, edgy, you know.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32It's a compliment. Edgy's good.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37OK, I'll quit while I'm ahead.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39(STUDENTS CHEER)
0:39:41 > 0:39:45- Do you wanna get out of here, go someplace we can talk?- Yeah.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53(THUNDER / RAIN FALLS)
0:39:54 > 0:39:58Ah, this is great. How romantic!
0:40:01 > 0:40:02So...
0:40:02 > 0:40:07- Don't I take you to the classiest joints?- (LAUGHS) It's great!
0:40:09 > 0:40:12It's not great. It's terrible. Would you like to go back inside?
0:40:12 > 0:40:14No, I wanna stay.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Really?
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Alright!
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- So that was pretty slick last week. - What was?
0:40:22 > 0:40:24What you did with the poli-sci test.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27I saw you slip it in your jacket.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I... I can explain that.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Relax. I'm not a stool pigeon.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38It's funny, your friends look like they'd be scam artists, but you...
0:40:38 > 0:40:43- That's exactly why I'm so effective. - Yeah, it's the innocent face.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Plus the fact that you seem so smart when you talk in class.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49- I am smart! - Then, how come I caught you?
0:40:49 > 0:40:53Hmm... Maybe I let you catch me.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01- What?- Hmm... I'm just trying to get a handle on you.
0:41:01 > 0:41:06- (LAUGHS)- I mean, on the outside, you're this cute, preppy guy,
0:41:06 > 0:41:10- but on the inside, you're obviously the devil.- Hmm.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Do you always analyze people?
0:41:13 > 0:41:18- I do minor in psych. - Ah! OK, I get it.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22- I'm a psych experiment. - No, you are not!- Yeah!
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Great view.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Yeah, it's beautiful.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35I was talking about you.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37(LAUGHS)
0:41:37 > 0:41:39What?
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Do lines like that ever actually work?
0:41:42 > 0:41:47Er...! Apparently not on women who minor in psych.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50OK, you have one more shot.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55I'll try and make it good.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59I'm glad you invited me.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Yeah, me, too.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19'What I didn't know was, while I was getting to know Ellen,
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Carmine was out in Queens getting to know his new friends.'
0:42:23 > 0:42:27Get down. Come here. Come here.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30- (MAN GRUNTS) - Get up, fuck.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33- What have you got back there? Anything good?- I don't know.
0:42:33 > 0:42:38- What about those video games? You got those Ataris?- I don't know.
0:42:38 > 0:42:42- I think it's Cabbage Patch Dolls. - Cabbage Patch Dolls, yeah? Good.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Get the fuck against that fence.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47If you turn around, I'll chop your fuckin' head off.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51Turn around again. Turn around again, you stupid fuck.
0:42:59 > 0:43:04That lying cocksucker. What the fuck are we gonna do with these?
0:43:04 > 0:43:07We're gonna sell 'em. No, Philly, these are great.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11The Quiz King. You don't know this? We can sell 'em for ten bucks a pop.
0:43:11 > 0:43:16Yeah, but the Cabbage Patches, those are like fucking gold.
0:43:19 > 0:43:24"..the President and Mrs Reagan will spend the day touring the city..."
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- Where's the dice? - They're right there.- Here, you go.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Yes, I'm in. Go.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Hey, Mikey, did you fuck that girl or not?
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Whoa! No good. This one's off limits.
0:43:36 > 0:43:37Hold on a minute.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41You ditch us, and we don't have the right to know if you got laid?
0:43:41 > 0:43:44I didn't ditch you. You left.
0:43:44 > 0:43:45So you fucked her?
0:43:45 > 0:43:48What'd I just say? I'm not gonna talk about her like that.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50Oh! He didn't fuck her.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Read the question, asshole.
0:43:52 > 0:43:56- This one's for a peg.- The last peg. Kiss your money goodbye.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58- You gotta answer exactly. - Alright. come on.
0:43:58 > 0:44:03"What's the name of the largest railroad station in the world?"
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- Grand central. - Uh!
0:44:05 > 0:44:08- What do you think? - No, more specific.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Grand Central Station.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12- Wrong. - What do you mean, wrong?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14Grand Central Terminal.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17- Get outta here!- That's what it says. - I don't care what it says.
0:44:17 > 0:44:22- I'm sorry, those are the rules. - Gimme that money!- Stop.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24- You answered... - Ho. Shut up, shut up. listen.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27"..Aniello Dellacroce died today of cancer."
0:44:27 > 0:44:31"Dellacroce, allegedly second in command under Paul Castellano,
0:44:31 > 0:44:33was an underworld figure with ties dating back..."
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Holy shit, this is big.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Why? What's the matter?
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Dellacroce, he's, like, Gotti's godfather or something.
0:44:40 > 0:44:45- So?- So Philly tells me that Gotti hates Castellano,
0:44:45 > 0:44:48and with this guy gone, who knows what could happen?
0:44:48 > 0:44:53We'd better call Luca Brasi, cos we might have to go to the mattresses!
0:44:53 > 0:44:56You're both very funny, amusing.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59But I would not be surprised if this causes some serious problems.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Yeah, I got my own problems...
0:45:02 > 0:45:06- Like that's my fuckin' money! - No, it's not. You answered wrong!
0:45:06 > 0:45:07Would you stop?
0:45:07 > 0:45:10'Over the next few days, it seemed like every wise guy in New York
0:45:10 > 0:45:13turned out for Neil Dellacroce's wake.'
0:45:13 > 0:45:15'Everyone but the boss, Paul Castellano,
0:45:15 > 0:45:19a fact that did not go unnoticed by John Gotti.'
0:45:19 > 0:45:23'As for us, Dellacroce's death resulted in a windfall.'
0:45:23 > 0:45:26'Because every wise guy in the Gambino family
0:45:26 > 0:45:29had to attend Dellacroce's wake,...'
0:45:29 > 0:45:31- Ladies. - So?
0:45:31 > 0:45:34'..Philly found himself with six Sinatra tickets he couldn't use.'
0:45:34 > 0:45:37'So we dressed to the nines, picked up our dates,
0:45:37 > 0:45:40and got ready for a night to remember.'
0:45:40 > 0:45:42'If you were a guy from any kind of neighbourhood,
0:45:42 > 0:45:44you had a special place in your heart for Frank.'
0:45:44 > 0:45:48- # New York, New York - Frank Sinatra - Let's take the picture.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Alright? Scrunch up.
0:45:50 > 0:45:54- 'And if you were from any kind of hood in New York,...'- Bootiful.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58..this song gave you the chills...' # New York, New York - Frank Sinatra
0:45:58 > 0:46:00(RECORD SCRATCHES)
0:46:00 > 0:46:03'Unfortunately the news was the tickets were counterfeit.'
0:46:03 > 0:46:07'All dressed up and no place to go, we ended up at the Hamilton House.'
0:46:07 > 0:46:11How was I supposed to know? You're telling me that doesn't look real?
0:46:11 > 0:46:13These say Hank Sinatra.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15OK, that's enough, please.
0:46:15 > 0:46:19Burgers are on their way. Are you ready to order yet?
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Yeah, I'm gonna get the cheese melt.
0:46:21 > 0:46:25- You mean the grilled cheese. - Actually, it's a little different.
0:46:25 > 0:46:29You see, you toast the bread first, then you let the cheese melt on top.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32- You want a cheese sandwich on toast? - Yeah, more or less.
0:46:32 > 0:46:36- So, why don't you just say that, doofus?- Cos I call it a cheese melt!
0:46:36 > 0:46:39- Amy, how do you put up with him, huh?- I think he's adorable.
0:46:39 > 0:46:43- So do I. - Thank you, Ellen!
0:46:43 > 0:46:47- So, Angela, what do you do?- I'm in school. Fingernail technology.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50(ALL) Ah! That's nice.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52And how long have you guys all known each other?
0:46:52 > 0:46:56- Kindergarten. - Yeah, but Bobby was in the, er,
0:46:56 > 0:46:57special, er,
0:46:57 > 0:47:00- retard class. - Hey, leave my baby alone, Carmine!
0:47:00 > 0:47:04- You guys been dating long? - Two years this month.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06what are you wasting time for?
0:47:06 > 0:47:10- Will you make her an honest woman already?- (LAUGHS) Don't rush me!
0:47:10 > 0:47:14- Who gets the cherry lime? - Right here.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16- The cheese melt. - Thank you.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18I'll be right back.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21- What's wrong? - Nothin'. I'm gonna go wash up.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24- "Comb my hair for about 20 minutes." - (ALL LAUGH)
0:47:25 > 0:47:28Uh, excuse me. That seat's taken.
0:47:28 > 0:47:32- I know, asshole. I just took it. - Nah, I mean he's in the bathroom.
0:47:32 > 0:47:36Oh, well, when he comes out, tell him to go fuck himself.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39- Hey, what's your problem? - Bobby...
0:47:39 > 0:47:41- No, this isn't right. - Baby.
0:47:41 > 0:47:45- What'd you say?- I said, what's your problem? Why'd you take our chair?
0:47:45 > 0:47:48- Our friend's using that one. - Cos I fuckin' felt like taking' it!
0:47:48 > 0:47:51- Hey, we don't want any trouble. - No trouble.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54I'm just gonna slap the shit outta you and your faggot friend here.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58- Watch your mouth.- What?- I said don't talk to my friend that way.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Why? What are you gonna do?
0:48:01 > 0:48:06'Good question. The guy was a stone-cold psycho.'
0:48:06 > 0:48:08'What could I do?'
0:48:08 > 0:48:11(DINERS SCREAM)
0:48:12 > 0:48:14'Except that.'
0:48:14 > 0:48:17You motherfucker. You're fucking dead!
0:48:19 > 0:48:23- I'll break your fuckin' neck! - Get off him, motherfucker.- Bobby!
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Bobby!
0:48:38 > 0:48:40You motherfucker!
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Call the police!
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Have a seat!
0:48:46 > 0:48:47Cops! Let's go!
0:48:47 > 0:48:51You don't know who you're fucking with! You're fucking dead!
0:48:51 > 0:48:54You hear me, you fuck? You're dead!
0:49:04 > 0:49:05- What'd you say? - Nothin'.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09Would you look at this shit? This cocksucker tore my hair out.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11I'm gonna look like Frankenstein
0:49:11 > 0:49:14and he's worried about his fuckin' hair!
0:49:14 > 0:49:17Where's, uh, thing?
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Angela.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22- Right, Angela. - She left.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Yeah, there's a big emergency over at the, uh, beauty academy.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27- Someone tore a cuticle. - You ready? Let's go.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30I'm a little hungry. I could go for a cheese melt.
0:49:30 > 0:49:31- How about you? - Fuck you!
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Michael... OK?
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Sorry.
0:49:35 > 0:49:39- Can I borrow your keys? I gotta get this thing stitched up.- Yeah.
0:49:39 > 0:49:43- Put gas in it, alright? - Of course.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Good night.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04So, uh...
0:50:04 > 0:50:06- I'll call you tomorrow. - OK?
0:50:07 > 0:50:10- Is everything alright? - Yeah, I'm fine.
0:50:10 > 0:50:16Cos you hardly said a word at the hospital, the drive home.
0:50:16 > 0:50:21I'm just a little shaken up. I've never seen anything like that.
0:50:21 > 0:50:25- You've never seen a fight? - I grew up in Connecticut, Michael.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28People don't have fights in restaurants.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32Well, what do they do, correct each other's grammar?!
0:50:32 > 0:50:34You could have been killed.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37OK. I understand.
0:50:37 > 0:50:40But you're acting like I did something wrong.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Hey, hey, hey, hang on!
0:50:43 > 0:50:46W-Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Come here.
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Now, you don't think this is my fault?
0:50:53 > 0:50:57- You should've let him take the chair.- We were using the chair!
0:50:57 > 0:50:59Well, that was worth a scar!
0:50:59 > 0:51:01What about insultin' Bobby?
0:51:01 > 0:51:05I've heard you and Carmine say worse things to Bobby.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07It's different. We love him.
0:51:07 > 0:51:11Oh, that's how you show love, by insulting each other?
0:51:11 > 0:51:15- In a twisted way, yeah. - Yeah, that is twisted.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18Hey. Don't let a coupla psych classes go to your head.
0:51:18 > 0:51:22- We're just from a different world. - You need to open your eyes.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24What makes you think I want to?
0:51:24 > 0:51:29Well, let's see! The preppy clothes, applying to law school...
0:51:29 > 0:51:33- It's all a big act. It's bullshit. - How about treatin' you with respect
0:51:33 > 0:51:36and not like some fuckin' whore? You think that's an act too?
0:51:36 > 0:51:39I don't know what to think.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44You are so fuckin' impressed with yourself, aren't you,
0:51:44 > 0:51:47With your rich parents and your brother in med school?
0:51:47 > 0:51:51- You think you're better than me! - No, you think I'm better than you.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55- Yeah, right.- Of course you do! That's why you cheat. Don't you know that?
0:51:55 > 0:51:57You obviously know every fucking thing about me.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59No, hardly anything, but I know that much.
0:51:59 > 0:52:03You're afraid to compete on a level playing field.
0:52:03 > 0:52:07If you don't play by the rules, you don't have to find out it's true.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Where'd you read that, Psychology Today?
0:52:09 > 0:52:13No, it was written all over your face the night of my party.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18Yeah, alright. I think we're done here.
0:52:18 > 0:52:22Yeah, I guess we are. I wouldn't wanna open up your cut.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24Fuck you!
0:52:31 > 0:52:33What the fuck are you lookin' at?
0:52:39 > 0:52:43'As much as I tried, I couldn't stop thinking about what Ellen said.'
0:52:44 > 0:52:45'It should've been easy,
0:52:45 > 0:52:51since the Hamilton House incident was turning out to be a serious problem.'
0:52:51 > 0:52:54'The guy I had the fight with was a major sore loser,
0:52:54 > 0:52:57and I broke his nose.'
0:52:57 > 0:52:59'For a guy like that,
0:52:59 > 0:53:02being on the short end of a fight with a college kid
0:53:02 > 0:53:06was an embarrassment with only one remedy.' (KNOCK AT DOOR)
0:53:10 > 0:53:12'He was looking to kill me.'
0:53:18 > 0:53:23- Ho.- Jesus!- Easy with that roscoe, killer. Put it away, please.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Fuck!
0:53:25 > 0:53:30- What's up?- Everything's taken care of. You got nothin' to worry about.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33- Well, that's fucking great! How'd you pull that off?- Er...
0:53:33 > 0:53:36I had to go to Philly and them.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40Mike, Mike, come on. I had no choice. The kid's a killer.
0:53:40 > 0:53:43Philly's gonna talk to Caesar about squashing him.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45So, that's it?
0:53:45 > 0:53:47Not exactly.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49What do I have to do?
0:53:49 > 0:53:53They want you to take a dive in your next fight against Hagler.
0:53:53 > 0:53:55- I'm serious, Carmine. - (LAUGHS)
0:53:55 > 0:53:59You don't have to do anything, OK? We're gonna go for a sit-down.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01Jesus Christ!
0:54:01 > 0:54:05Would you relax? Look at you.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08'Bayridge Lanes was like a wise-guy family annex,
0:54:08 > 0:54:11a neutral place where a lot of sit-downs were held.'
0:54:11 > 0:54:15'After hearing our side of the story, Caesar agreed to intervene.'
0:54:15 > 0:54:17'The psycho, whose name was Gino,
0:54:17 > 0:54:21was represented by Jimmy Baggs, a captain with the Bonannos.'
0:54:24 > 0:54:28The way I understand this, your guy was the first to raise his hands.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31- That's the way I understand it, too. - Well, we can't have that, Caesar.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Granted, things got outta hand with the chair and all that,
0:54:34 > 0:54:39but this kid's got a broken nose and he wants his revenge.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42- Are you done? - Go ahead.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44First of all, and with all due respect,
0:54:44 > 0:54:46- this kid's a fuckin' strunz. - Come on.- Ho, ho!
0:54:46 > 0:54:49Shut your fuckin' mouth.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55- I'm sorry, Caesar. Go ahead. - Two weeks ago,
0:54:55 > 0:54:58he walks into my club and starts dukin' it out with a busboy,
0:54:58 > 0:55:00and I can't even tell you all the other fuckin' stories I heard.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03- But he didn't throw the first punch. - I understand that,
0:55:03 > 0:55:06My guy did. But after your guy insulted his friend.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09My guy's supposed to take a beatin'? I would've given him a beating
0:55:09 > 0:55:11if he didn't stand up for his friend.
0:55:13 > 0:55:16You fuckin' look at me when I'm talking to you.
0:55:16 > 0:55:20You make me sick. You know that? You're the type of kid kicks a dog,
0:55:20 > 0:55:22then calls animal control when it fuckin' bites you.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25Your good fortune is that it was him and not somebody else that night.
0:55:25 > 0:55:29If that had been me at his age, you'd have left in a body bag.
0:55:29 > 0:55:33Jimmy, this is a good kid. He works, he goes to college,
0:55:33 > 0:55:35and he's done right by me. I don't want him touched.
0:55:35 > 0:55:39That means no looks, no phone calls. You see him coming down the street,
0:55:39 > 0:55:43you nod, say hello like a gentleman, or you cross to the other side.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46You hear me?
0:55:46 > 0:55:49Ho, he's talking to you!
0:55:50 > 0:55:52I hear you.
0:55:52 > 0:55:55So we all understand each other?
0:55:55 > 0:55:56It's squashed.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Now, that's it. I don't wanna hear nothin' more about this.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Tell all your friends the same.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05I don't wanna hear this again. It's over.
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Now, get outta here. Go and make some fuckin' money.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16- Real fuckin' cowboy, this kid. - What are you gonna do?
0:56:17 > 0:56:21- I was sorry to hear about Neil. - We all were.
0:56:21 > 0:56:23Not from what I hear.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26- Big Paul didn't show up? - His choice. He's the boss.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29- Yeah, but even still, a little respect, no?- The guy's sick.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32He got the insulin shots twice a day...
0:56:32 > 0:56:35Yeah, well...
0:56:35 > 0:56:37Give my regards.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43You take care of yourself.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51C-Caesar...
0:56:51 > 0:56:54- I don't know what to say.- Ah! - Thank you.- Don't mention it.
0:56:54 > 0:56:58We'll have to call you Mikey Dukes! That was a pretty good shot.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00Well, I was lucky!
0:57:00 > 0:57:01Hey, Mike, do me a favour.
0:57:01 > 0:57:04- Go check on my car for me, would you?- Yeah, sure.
0:57:05 > 0:57:06Hey.
0:57:06 > 0:57:09You ever find that guy's ear?
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Oh!
0:57:15 > 0:57:17Sit down here.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22He's a good kid. Stand-up guy.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24Yeah, Mikey? Mikey's the best.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27It's good to remember who your friends are, huh?
0:57:27 > 0:57:30So Philly told me about the toy thing.
0:57:30 > 0:57:34So you guys are like the fuckin' Grinch!
0:57:34 > 0:57:37I heard you handle yourself good. I'm glad.
0:57:37 > 0:57:39Thank you, Caesar. That means a lot coming from you.
0:57:39 > 0:57:43This life, it's not for everybody. There's easier ways to make a buck.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46Wall Street, college, whatever.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51Things are a little tense with Neil dying and all.
0:57:51 > 0:57:55- Let's stay in touch and see what's what.- Great, thank you.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01It's just a regular application. What's the problem?
0:58:01 > 0:58:03Nothing. I just wanna make sure I filled it out right.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06You're supposed to colour in the circles
0:58:06 > 0:58:09- that correspond to the letters in your name.- No, I did.
0:58:09 > 0:58:13Yeah? When did you change your name to...
0:58:13 > 0:58:16- ..Rokdad Calmanexja? - Ugh!
0:58:16 > 0:58:19How is it you know every Oscar winner back to the Stone Age,
0:58:19 > 0:58:21yet you can't handle an application for the Post Office?
0:58:21 > 0:58:24- I'm not good with forms, OK? - (CHUCKLES)
0:58:26 > 0:58:29- What? - Nothin'!
0:58:31 > 0:58:34I know we fuck around a lot, it's just...
0:58:34 > 0:58:39I want you to know I think it's great you taking this test.
0:58:39 > 0:58:42I'm proud of you.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44I'm serious!
0:58:44 > 0:58:48- What?- I don't know! It sounds like you're trying to hit me in the seat!
0:58:48 > 0:58:52Fuck you, alright? I'm trying to be nice!
0:58:53 > 0:58:57- Alright, you tight bastard, this is for all the marbles.- Yeah.
0:58:57 > 0:58:59- You feel loose? You ready? - Yeah, I feel good.
0:58:59 > 0:59:03These aren't amateurs you're dealing with. These guys are killers.
0:59:03 > 0:59:06- It's OK. Gimme a name. - Er, Wernick's.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09- Wernick's, Wernick's. Alright, let's do it.- Alright,.
0:59:11 > 0:59:14It's nice, but there's no way I'm paying three grand.
0:59:14 > 0:59:17- It's a beautiful ring. - I'm not saying it isn't.
0:59:17 > 0:59:19It's the highest quality.
0:59:19 > 0:59:23- We're giving it to you at 2 per cent above wholesale.- Two? Hm!
0:59:24 > 0:59:26What? Is something wrong?
0:59:26 > 0:59:30- I'm trying to see if someone wrote "asshole" on my forehead.- Sir!
0:59:30 > 0:59:33- Nah, vvs, cvs, come on, huh? - If you want,
0:59:33 > 0:59:35we take the ring down the block,
0:59:35 > 0:59:40- we get it appraised.- By who, your cousin? Do you believe these guys?
0:59:40 > 0:59:43Alright. Forget three grand...
0:59:45 > 0:59:48Look, I don't wanna be here all night, OK? For the 50th time,
0:59:48 > 0:59:51you know and I know this ring is barely worth 1,000.
0:59:51 > 0:59:53This is a De Beers diamond.
0:59:53 > 0:59:57- So I'll give you 1,200! - Ridiculous. Forget it.
0:59:57 > 1:00:00OK. I tried.
1:00:00 > 1:00:04Thanks. We'll go back to Wernick's. Thanks anyway.
1:00:05 > 1:00:09Wait! Wernick is a thief.
1:00:09 > 1:00:11And what are you guys?
1:00:11 > 1:00:13Come on back.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15Let me see something here.
1:00:16 > 1:00:20Save the calculator show for the hicks from long island, alright?
1:00:20 > 1:00:221,200 or I walk.
1:00:22 > 1:00:25- Plus tax. - No tax and it includes the setting.
1:00:25 > 1:00:27(SIGHS)
1:00:27 > 1:00:30- (WHISPERS) - Oh, alright!
1:00:30 > 1:00:32Gimme a nice box too?
1:00:32 > 1:00:35(HAPPY CHRISTMAS MUSIC)
1:00:45 > 1:00:48'Over the next few days, things got back to normal...
1:00:48 > 1:00:52- Happy holidays!- 'Actually, they were better than normal.'
1:00:54 > 1:00:58'It was right before Christmas, the semester was almost over,
1:00:58 > 1:01:01and I got a letter that changed my life.'
1:01:03 > 1:01:06'I was going to law school.'
1:01:06 > 1:01:10'I always said if you really wanna know who a person's close to,
1:01:10 > 1:01:13just look at who they share their good news with.'
1:01:18 > 1:01:20What's the matter?
1:01:20 > 1:01:22It's Spunky.
1:01:23 > 1:01:25'And their bad news.'
1:01:30 > 1:01:34'When you're a kid and your dog dies,
1:01:34 > 1:01:36it's like losing a friend.'
1:01:41 > 1:01:46'But when you're an adult and you lose a dog you had as a kid,
1:01:46 > 1:01:49it's like losing a part of yourself.'
1:01:50 > 1:01:5311 years ago... Can you believe it?
1:01:53 > 1:01:55That's a long time.
1:01:55 > 1:02:00- Remember when we found him here? - Seems like it was just yesterday.
1:02:00 > 1:02:02I guess he had a good run.
1:02:02 > 1:02:07Good run? Come on! It was like fuckin' Rasputin!
1:02:07 > 1:02:08That's true!
1:02:09 > 1:02:11He survived it all.
1:02:11 > 1:02:16Mob hits, BB gun... He got bit by a squirrel once.
1:02:16 > 1:02:19- Your mother's cooking! - Ho-ho-ho-ho. Wait a minute.
1:02:19 > 1:02:23- Wasn't your mother cooking lasagne when we left?- So?
1:02:23 > 1:02:25So that's it - he probably committed suicide!
1:02:25 > 1:02:30(LAUGHS) Nah! Spunky would never take the coward's way out!
1:02:32 > 1:02:34- Definitely would've left a note. - Aw!
1:02:34 > 1:02:37Don't worry about it, my friend. He's in a better place.
1:02:37 > 1:02:42In dog heaven. Where it's all bones, cats, and fire hydrants.
1:02:42 > 1:02:45I thought you didn't believe in God.
1:02:45 > 1:02:48I never said I didn't believe.
1:02:48 > 1:02:52I just think he's got a fucked-up sense of humour.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54To Spunky.
1:03:11 > 1:03:13Take care of my dog.
1:03:20 > 1:03:23'The final exam for my poli-sci class turned out to be a breeze.'
1:03:23 > 1:03:28'Three essays on the constitution I was actually prepared to answer.'
1:03:28 > 1:03:30'It's amazing what a little studying will do.'
1:03:44 > 1:03:48- Piece of cake! - I think I did really well!
1:03:48 > 1:03:50Ellen!
1:03:52 > 1:03:54- Hey. - Hi.
1:03:54 > 1:03:57- Can I talk to you? - Yeah.
1:04:00 > 1:04:03- How'd you do? - Pretty good, I guess.
1:04:03 > 1:04:06- You? - Good, good.
1:04:06 > 1:04:10You'd have been proud of me. I actually studied! (LAUGHS)
1:04:10 > 1:04:15- How did it feel? - Er, different!
1:04:16 > 1:04:20- How's the, er...?- Ah, it's good. I hardly even feel it any more.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23- That's good. - Mmm.
1:04:25 > 1:04:29So... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1:04:29 > 1:04:30I, er, got into law school.
1:04:30 > 1:04:34- Congratulations. That's great. - Yeah!
1:04:34 > 1:04:38It's Fordham, so it's pretty good.
1:04:42 > 1:04:45(SIGHS) Ellen, I...
1:04:46 > 1:04:49- I'm really sorry about what happened. - No, I'm sorry too.
1:04:49 > 1:04:52I said a lot of things that I shouldn't have.
1:04:52 > 1:04:55It's OK. I'm glad you did.
1:04:57 > 1:04:58Hey.
1:04:59 > 1:05:02Maybe we should start over.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Yeah!
1:05:05 > 1:05:07Come here.
1:05:31 > 1:05:33- What? - Nothing.
1:05:33 > 1:05:35(LAUGHS)
1:05:35 > 1:05:39I was just wondering what you were like as a little boy.
1:05:40 > 1:05:42I don't know.
1:05:42 > 1:05:44Shorter.
1:05:46 > 1:05:49- And a real smartass, I bet. - Nah.
1:05:54 > 1:05:59- Is that your dad? - Yeah, before I was born.
1:05:59 > 1:06:03How old were you when he died? Seven. My God!
1:06:03 > 1:06:07- What happened? - Car accident.
1:06:07 > 1:06:10We bought this place upstate.
1:06:10 > 1:06:13He was driving home from fixin' it up,
1:06:13 > 1:06:15getting ready to move us up there.
1:06:18 > 1:06:21He was in a coma for a month.
1:06:23 > 1:06:26He died the day before my first Communion.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29I'm sorry.
1:06:34 > 1:06:39- You wanna watch TV? - Yeah, if you want.
1:06:42 > 1:06:45- What time is? - Mm...
1:06:45 > 1:06:47It's five after eight.
1:06:48 > 1:06:50- Oh, wow. - What? What's wrong?
1:06:50 > 1:06:54No-Nothin'. I just almost forgot.
1:06:54 > 1:06:56Bobby's poppin' the question tonight.
1:06:56 > 1:06:59- It's their two-year anniversary. - That's so sweet.
1:06:59 > 1:07:03- Yeah, it's great. I just hope she says yes!- Of course she'll say yes.
1:07:03 > 1:07:06I don't know. (LAUGHS)
1:07:06 > 1:07:09(ALL CHEER)
1:07:09 > 1:07:12When he got down on one knee, I didn't know what he was doing!
1:07:12 > 1:07:15- She thought I dropped my fork. - And then I saw the ring!
1:07:15 > 1:07:17Come on, let's see.
1:07:17 > 1:07:20Ooh!
1:07:20 > 1:07:21Oh, it's beautiful.
1:07:21 > 1:07:23- Congratulations. - Thank you.
1:07:23 > 1:07:25I finally have a daughter.
1:07:25 > 1:07:28Moo-tay Chateau. The best.
1:07:28 > 1:07:33- Alright, everybody, a toast. Mike. - To the happy couple.
1:07:33 > 1:07:36'What we didn't know was at the same time in Manhattan,
1:07:36 > 1:07:40- a different type of party was going on.'- "..the news with Tom Brokaw."
1:07:40 > 1:07:43"The murder of the most powerful crime boss in the country
1:07:43 > 1:07:47has touched off a struggle for power in the shadowy world of the Mafia,
1:07:47 > 1:07:50and there is talk tonight of an all-out Mob war."
1:07:50 > 1:07:52"The dead Godfather, Paul Castellano,
1:07:52 > 1:07:55and his bodyguard were gunned down as they stepped from their limo
1:07:55 > 1:07:57outside a popular New York steakhouse."
1:07:57 > 1:08:03"Authorities say the brutal process of succession is already under way."
1:08:03 > 1:08:06"As Castellano stepped from a limousine,
1:08:06 > 1:08:08he was shot down by three men..."
1:08:08 > 1:08:12(FESTIVE MUSIC) 'Aside from the tension in the neighbourhood
1:08:12 > 1:08:14following the Castellano shooting,
1:08:14 > 1:08:18that Christmas was shaping up to be the best one in a long time.'
1:08:18 > 1:08:21'On Christmas Day, Ellen went with her family to Connecticut,
1:08:21 > 1:08:24and I stayed in Brooklyn with mine.'
1:08:24 > 1:08:26Very touching, Carmine.
1:08:26 > 1:08:29I can see you put a great deal of thought into this.
1:08:29 > 1:08:33You should've bought three of these, so we'd all look like douchebags!
1:08:33 > 1:08:36- At least I didn't get them at gunpoint.- If you paid for these,
1:08:36 > 1:08:39you're the one that got robbed.
1:08:39 > 1:08:42Ungrateful cocksuckers. Unbelievable.
1:08:47 > 1:08:50Van Halen, 1984.
1:08:50 > 1:08:52What? You said you wanted that!
1:08:52 > 1:08:56- Nah, I did. You should've got me the album.- Oh, Jesus!- Trust me,
1:08:56 > 1:08:59- in two years, they won't even make albums any more.- Well, that sucks.
1:08:59 > 1:09:02- What's the difference? - You gotta re-buy CDs
1:09:02 > 1:09:05- of albums that you already have. It's a conspiracy.- A conspiracy?
1:09:05 > 1:09:09He was on the phone with Angelo's for 20 minutes the other night,
1:09:09 > 1:09:14- arguing about the delivery fees. - That's another scam!- Baby!
1:09:14 > 1:09:15Relax, OK?
1:09:15 > 1:09:19OK, that's enough. Can we go now, please. Have a drink?
1:09:19 > 1:09:22- Let's go to the temple, play some blackjack.- Temple's closed.
1:09:22 > 1:09:24Everybody's layin' low with this Castellano shit.
1:09:24 > 1:09:28- I thought that was over. - Over? It's only the beginning.
1:09:28 > 1:09:31Fuckin' cannoli in my hair I gotta go fix.
1:09:31 > 1:09:34'As it turned out, Carmine was right.'
1:09:34 > 1:09:36'Over the next few months,
1:09:36 > 1:09:39wise guys perceived as disloyal to Gotti's new regime
1:09:39 > 1:09:41were taken out all over town.'
1:09:49 > 1:09:55'Castellano's murder was just the tip of a very bloody iceberg.'
1:09:58 > 1:10:01'After what seemed like an endless winter,
1:10:01 > 1:10:04spring finally came.'
1:10:04 > 1:10:06- Take care of yourself. - Thanks. Bye.
1:10:11 > 1:10:13There he is.
1:10:13 > 1:10:15Oh, hey, how you doin'?
1:10:15 > 1:10:18- Let me get a pack of smokes. - Yeah.
1:10:18 > 1:10:22'That year, it seemed like not a month went by without a Mob hit.'
1:10:24 > 1:10:27Keeping that blade sharp, Mikey?
1:10:28 > 1:10:32'But the truth is, it never really affected me.'
1:10:32 > 1:10:35(SHOTS) What the fuck...?
1:10:40 > 1:10:44'That is, until this guy got it.' (CAR SPEEDS AWAY)
1:10:49 > 1:10:52'Now, I won't lie and say that deep down Caesar was a nice guy
1:10:52 > 1:10:56or had good qualities, or some other bullshit.'
1:10:56 > 1:10:58'The fact is,
1:10:58 > 1:11:02he was a horrible man, a killer.'
1:11:02 > 1:11:06'But as long as I'm being honest, I have to say this...'
1:11:06 > 1:11:09'His death shook me up.'
1:11:10 > 1:11:16'And though he wouldn't admit it, I know it really shook up Carmine.'
1:11:16 > 1:11:19- Hey. - Hey.
1:11:19 > 1:11:21- How'd you do? - I think I fucked it up.
1:11:21 > 1:11:25It's the post office test! What'd you do, forget your crayons?
1:11:25 > 1:11:28- They asked some tricky questions. - Like what?
1:11:28 > 1:11:32- I-I don't know, like addresses and shit.- (LAUGHS)
1:11:32 > 1:11:34- When do they let you know? - A couple of weeks.
1:11:34 > 1:11:37I need to pass this, man. This is big for me and Amy.
1:11:37 > 1:11:39I'm sure you did fine.
1:11:39 > 1:11:42Well, if it isn't the Cartwrights!
1:11:42 > 1:11:43Nothin' for me.
1:11:43 > 1:11:46Just a coupla scrambled eggs, a cup of decaf.
1:11:46 > 1:11:48What's the eggs Benedict Arnold?
1:11:48 > 1:11:52Eggs Benedict with bacon instead of ham.
1:11:52 > 1:11:55Oh, so the bacon is, like, being a traitor? That's funny!
1:11:55 > 1:12:00Yeah, I think I'll have that please. And, er, a glass of tomato juice.
1:12:00 > 1:12:04- God's sake, you're giving me cancer already.- Gotta die from something.
1:12:04 > 1:12:07Alright, look, I need to talk to you guys.
1:12:07 > 1:12:11- It's about the wedding. - I knew it. Amy's a guy!
1:12:11 > 1:12:12Besides that.
1:12:12 > 1:12:16We've been joking about this all our lives but I need to pick a best man.
1:12:16 > 1:12:20Alright, I know you're having a hard time with this choice,
1:12:20 > 1:12:22so I'll let you off the hook.
1:12:22 > 1:12:25And I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
1:12:25 > 1:12:28I should be the best man. Fuck him.
1:12:28 > 1:12:32I'm serious! My modelling career is over because of him.
1:12:32 > 1:12:36- The guy made me a mutant. - You can't even see it any more!
1:12:36 > 1:12:38This is what we'll do. This'll be totally fair.
1:12:38 > 1:12:42Saturday night, stroke of midnight, flip a coin.
1:12:42 > 1:12:45Heads, it's Michael. Tails, it's Carmine.
1:12:45 > 1:12:48Fair enough. May the best man win.
1:12:48 > 1:12:52Alright, so what's up with the bridesmaids?
1:12:52 > 1:12:54I don't know. That's Amy's department.
1:12:54 > 1:12:58Well, don't let her pick any fucking skanks. Please?
1:12:58 > 1:12:59You understand?
1:12:59 > 1:13:03(POP MUSIC / GIRLS CHATTER)
1:13:03 > 1:13:06(MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY)
1:13:07 > 1:13:09A toast to two of the best friends a guy ever had.
1:13:09 > 1:13:12Now if I could just make a couple of friends like that...
1:13:12 > 1:13:14- Salud. - Salud.
1:13:17 > 1:13:22Whaa! That shit is nasty. We should just do a shot of gasoline.
1:13:22 > 1:13:25Yeah, then we could save money, you cheap prick.
1:13:26 > 1:13:29Uh-oh. Mikey,
1:13:29 > 1:13:33look at that Spanish chick. Look at that.
1:13:33 > 1:13:37- You should've wore your bullfightin' outfit.- Jealousy can be so ugly.
1:13:37 > 1:13:38Get 'em.
1:13:39 > 1:13:42Alright, I'm gonna go take a piss.
1:13:44 > 1:13:49- That'll be nine dollars. For tequila?- Nine dollars.
1:13:49 > 1:13:50Can I see the bill?
1:13:53 > 1:13:55Hey, buddy.
1:13:56 > 1:13:58How you doin'?
1:13:59 > 1:14:01Good.
1:14:01 > 1:14:03Sorry to hear about your guy, Caesar.
1:14:03 > 1:14:05Thanks.
1:14:05 > 1:14:09End up fucking dead like that, that's a shame.
1:14:09 > 1:14:13You gotta be careful who you cross in this town. Know what I mean?
1:14:14 > 1:14:16Yeah.
1:14:18 > 1:14:20Take care, now.
1:14:21 > 1:14:23We need to talk.
1:14:23 > 1:14:26Ho, Mikey. This is Rosie.
1:14:26 > 1:14:29Yeah, hi. I need to talk to you now.
1:14:29 > 1:14:33Can you give me one second, please? Please, one second to talk.
1:14:33 > 1:14:38- Are you kidding me?- That maniac is here.- Who, what maniac?- Gino.
1:14:38 > 1:14:42- Aw, you're fucking kidding me. - What should we do?- (SIGHS)
1:14:42 > 1:14:45Nothin'. Fuck him. The kid's a fucking piece of shit.
1:14:45 > 1:14:48- He's not gonna do anything here. - I don't know, Carmine.
1:14:49 > 1:14:53(SIGHS) Maybe you should go. Grab Bobby. Get out of here.
1:14:53 > 1:14:56- I'm not gonna leave you here alone. - I'm gonna go home with that girl.
1:14:56 > 1:14:58Some of Philly's guys are in the back.
1:14:58 > 1:15:02- I thought you were done with those guys.- I am, I'm just saying.
1:15:02 > 1:15:06- It's fine. Go. - You're sure?- I'm positive.
1:15:06 > 1:15:09- Come on. - Alright.- Go ahead.
1:15:09 > 1:15:12- Call me later.- I will. - Call me.- I will.
1:15:12 > 1:15:16- Come on, let's get out of here. - We just got here.- I know. Let's go.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19- Is everything alright? - It's fine. I'm just tired. Come on.
1:15:22 > 1:15:23Excuse me!
1:15:23 > 1:15:25(ELECTRO MUSIC)
1:15:26 > 1:15:29(BASSLINE THUMPS / CHATTER)
1:15:29 > 1:15:30What's the matter?
1:15:30 > 1:15:34I must be drunk. I can't believe I let you talk me into the valet.
1:15:44 > 1:15:47I can get in myself, alright?
1:15:53 > 1:15:56(ENGINE REVS)
1:15:57 > 1:16:00- What the fuck is wrong with this car?- You're, er,
1:16:00 > 1:16:04- you're still in neutral there, Mr Andretti!- (TUTS)
1:16:04 > 1:16:07- You know what? Let me drive. - I'm fine.
1:16:07 > 1:16:09You're shitfaced. Let me drive.
1:16:13 > 1:16:15Ow! Fuck!
1:16:20 > 1:16:22(RADIO PLAYS QUIETLY)
1:16:23 > 1:16:26It's almost midnight. We're supposed to flip for best man.
1:16:26 > 1:16:28Ah, we'll do it in the morning.
1:16:29 > 1:16:32Pull over. I wanna say a prayer.
1:16:32 > 1:16:34- Will you stop with that? - Come on!
1:16:34 > 1:16:38- Do it from the car, OK? - OK.
1:16:43 > 1:16:46Alright, let's get this over with.
1:16:47 > 1:16:49- Make it fast, alright? - Yeah.
1:16:49 > 1:16:54Oh! I still look for my crucifix.
1:16:54 > 1:16:56- (SCREAMS) - Jesus!
1:16:56 > 1:16:59- Hang on, man!- (MAN) Call the police! - You're gonna be OK!
1:17:01 > 1:17:04- Bobby! - Mike...
1:17:04 > 1:17:07Jesus Christ!
1:17:08 > 1:17:10Call an ambulance!
1:17:10 > 1:17:12Bobby, you'll be OK.
1:17:12 > 1:17:15Call a fuckin' ambulance!
1:17:15 > 1:17:19- (GASPS FOR BREATH) - Bobby? Stay with me, Bobby.
1:17:19 > 1:17:20Bobby!
1:17:20 > 1:17:24- It's gonna be OK. - (GASPS)
1:17:24 > 1:17:27Bobby, Bobby, Bobby! Stay with me, man.
1:17:27 > 1:17:30Come on, Bobby. You're gonna be OK.
1:17:30 > 1:17:31Come on...
1:17:31 > 1:17:33Jesus Christ!
1:17:33 > 1:17:35- What happened? - Bobby!
1:17:35 > 1:17:37Bobby, look at me, buddy. Open your fuckin' eyes.
1:17:37 > 1:17:39- You're not gonna die on me. - He's not dying!
1:17:39 > 1:17:41Don't you die. Don't you fucking die!
1:17:41 > 1:17:44- I can't! - Come on, you're alright.
1:17:44 > 1:17:46- You can't what? - I can't!
1:17:46 > 1:17:48- Call a fucking ambulance! - They're on their way!
1:17:48 > 1:17:53- Amy...- Bobby, what are you looking at? Stop fuckin' looking at her.
1:17:53 > 1:17:56- Look at me.- Bobby. - Look at me, Bobby.- Amy...
1:17:56 > 1:17:59Amy's gonna come see you in the hospital.
1:17:59 > 1:18:01Come on, buddy. Look at me. Look at me.
1:18:01 > 1:18:04- I'm sorry. - Just hang in there!
1:18:04 > 1:18:06I'm sorry.
1:18:06 > 1:18:10- No, no, no!- It's OK. - No, no, no, no, no!- It's OK.
1:18:10 > 1:18:14- Bobby?- You're alright, buddy. - (WHEEZES)
1:18:16 > 1:18:18- Bobby. - Come on.
1:18:18 > 1:18:21- Bobby! - What are you doin'?
1:18:21 > 1:18:24The fuck are you doing, buddy? Come on!
1:18:28 > 1:18:30(SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE)
1:19:00 > 1:19:05Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
1:19:05 > 1:19:08in sure and certain hope of the resurrection unto eternal life
1:19:08 > 1:19:10through Our Lord, Jesus Christ,
1:19:10 > 1:19:14and whose coming in glorious majesty to judge the world,
1:19:14 > 1:19:18and the earth and the sea shall give up their dead,
1:19:18 > 1:19:22and the corruptible bodies of those who sleep in him
1:19:22 > 1:19:26shall be changed and made like unto His own glorious body,
1:19:26 > 1:19:28according to the mighty working,
1:19:28 > 1:19:32whereby he's able to subdue all things unto Himself.
1:19:32 > 1:19:35In the name of The Father, of The Son
1:19:35 > 1:19:37and of The Holy Spirit. Amen.
1:19:37 > 1:19:39'Maybe it was denial,
1:19:39 > 1:19:43or maybe it was a callousness you develop growing up on the street,
1:19:43 > 1:19:46but whatever it was,
1:19:46 > 1:19:49it allowed me and Carmine to watch our best friend get buried
1:19:49 > 1:19:52and not shed a single tear.'
1:19:55 > 1:19:57(SOMBRE VOICES)
1:19:58 > 1:20:00(QUIET WEEPING)
1:20:08 > 1:20:10Coffee's fresh, anybody wants.
1:20:10 > 1:20:13Can I get you anything?
1:20:13 > 1:20:15No, thank you.
1:20:15 > 1:20:20I cannot believe that they buried him in that fuckin' suit.
1:20:20 > 1:20:21Ah, it looked OK.
1:20:21 > 1:20:27Single-breasted, he looked like you. He looked like... an accountant.
1:20:28 > 1:20:31At least his hair looked nice. That's good.
1:20:31 > 1:20:34- Made me happy. - (DOORBELL)
1:20:36 > 1:20:38It's just the mail.
1:20:47 > 1:20:50Post Office test. Should we open it?
1:20:50 > 1:20:53Yeah, alright, man.
1:21:02 > 1:21:04I don't fuckin' believe this.
1:21:04 > 1:21:06He failed.
1:21:07 > 1:21:10How is that possible?
1:21:10 > 1:21:14- I don't know!- Have you seen the imbeciles they got at that place?
1:21:14 > 1:21:17- Mental patients. - Monkeys.
1:21:17 > 1:21:20There are monkeys who could literally pass this test.
1:21:20 > 1:21:23(GIGGLES) He was a genius with some stuff.
1:21:23 > 1:21:26Like what? Movies?
1:21:26 > 1:21:28Wheel Of Fortune.
1:21:28 > 1:21:30Pac-Man. He was good at Pac-Man!
1:21:30 > 1:21:32I know.
1:21:33 > 1:21:37- He was like an idiot savant. - Yeah! An idiot savant!
1:21:37 > 1:21:39A little heavier on the idiot part, I think.
1:21:44 > 1:21:48- (STIFLES SOB) - Don't start, OK?
1:21:49 > 1:21:53- Let's not do this. - (SNIFFS)
1:22:04 > 1:22:07(LAUGHING)
1:22:07 > 1:22:1016 years old, and he's negotiating the price of a blowjob!
1:22:10 > 1:22:13I thought they were gonna throw us the fuck out!
1:22:13 > 1:22:15- he did get the price down, though. - Yes, he did.
1:22:15 > 1:22:18Hey, how about that time we were garage hopping?
1:22:18 > 1:22:21- Oh, and he fell through the fuckin' roof.- (LAUGHS)
1:22:21 > 1:22:25- I thought I was gonna piss myself! - Stupid fuck!
1:22:25 > 1:22:26Ah!
1:22:26 > 1:22:29He was the best.
1:22:29 > 1:22:32You got that right.
1:22:35 > 1:22:38I didn't even say a prayer for him...
1:22:38 > 1:22:39at the wake.
1:22:40 > 1:22:43I just kneeled there.
1:22:46 > 1:22:48I couldn't do it.
1:22:49 > 1:22:53(SIGHS) He'd understand.
1:22:55 > 1:22:58When my father was in the hospital,
1:22:58 > 1:23:01I prayed for him every day.
1:23:05 > 1:23:08He fuckin' died anyway.
1:23:09 > 1:23:11(TRAIN RATTLES PAST)
1:23:25 > 1:23:29- Have you talked to that detective again?- Yeah.
1:23:29 > 1:23:31You?
1:23:31 > 1:23:33Yeah, what'd you say?
1:23:33 > 1:23:36Same as before. Nothing.
1:23:36 > 1:23:38- What about you? - Nothin'.
1:23:40 > 1:23:42(CLEARS THROAT)
1:23:43 > 1:23:47You know, we, er, we could just tell him the truth.
1:23:49 > 1:23:50Yeah.
1:23:51 > 1:23:53We could.
1:23:53 > 1:23:54Yeah.
1:23:58 > 1:24:02- Those were my bullets, Carmine. - Yeah, I know.
1:24:04 > 1:24:06I know that, Mike.
1:24:07 > 1:24:09Where do you think he is?
1:24:11 > 1:24:13In heaven. How the fuck do I know where he is?
1:24:13 > 1:24:15Not him.
1:24:15 > 1:24:17Gino.
1:24:21 > 1:24:23Oh.
1:24:28 > 1:24:31Philly knows where we could find him.
1:24:36 > 1:24:39You know, he never got to pick a best man.
1:24:39 > 1:24:43It's a coin toss, you know. It could have been either one of us.
1:24:49 > 1:24:51You free tomorrow night?
1:24:51 > 1:24:54I'll tell Ellen something came up.
1:24:54 > 1:24:56So, we are talking about the same thing?
1:25:08 > 1:25:11You know, for all the times we broke his balls,
1:25:11 > 1:25:14we never told him we loved him.
1:25:14 > 1:25:17He knew we did. He knew.
1:25:19 > 1:25:21I fuckin' hope so.
1:25:23 > 1:25:25Yeah.
1:25:50 > 1:25:52- Hey! - (WEAPON CLATTERS)
1:26:40 > 1:26:42You ready?
1:26:42 > 1:26:45How about you, you fucking cocksucker, you ready?
1:26:46 > 1:26:48Come here. Get up. Get up.
1:26:54 > 1:26:58Pick your fuckin' head up. I said pick it up!
1:26:58 > 1:27:00You're sure you wanna do this?
1:27:00 > 1:27:02Yeah.
1:27:05 > 1:27:08For the best man...
1:27:08 > 1:27:12Heads, it's me. Tails, it's you.
1:27:24 > 1:27:26Heads.
1:27:26 > 1:27:28What the fuck did you do?
1:27:28 > 1:27:33- It was me.- Come here. - It was heads!- Calm down, Mike.
1:27:33 > 1:27:34Listen to me.
1:27:34 > 1:27:37Listen to me, Mike. Listen to me.
1:27:38 > 1:27:40They got law schools in California, alright?
1:27:40 > 1:27:42Get the fuck outta here.
1:27:42 > 1:27:46Alright? Take that little girl and go, Mike.
1:27:46 > 1:27:49Get the fuck outta here.
1:27:50 > 1:27:52Come here!
1:27:54 > 1:27:59'In a strange way, I felt angry at Carmine,
1:27:59 > 1:28:02like he cheated me out of avenging Bobby's death.'
1:28:03 > 1:28:05'I eventually came to realise
1:28:05 > 1:28:09it was the most selfless thing he had ever done.'
1:28:10 > 1:28:14'Until that night, I never really thought I'd leave Brooklyn.'
1:28:14 > 1:28:17'I could never imagine being apart from my friends.'
1:28:17 > 1:28:22'But that summer, I moved to California with Ellen.'
1:28:23 > 1:28:26'Carmine and I kept in touch, but...
1:28:26 > 1:28:29we didn't see each other for years.'
1:28:31 > 1:28:35'Then one day, I got a call.'
1:28:41 > 1:28:45O, give thanks to The Lord, for He is good.
1:28:45 > 1:28:48His steadfast love endureth forever.
1:28:48 > 1:28:51The Lord is my strength and my song.
1:28:52 > 1:28:55Do you have the ring?
1:29:10 > 1:29:13You may kiss the bride.
1:29:20 > 1:29:24'Though years had passed and we were thousands of miles away,
1:29:24 > 1:29:27in church that day, I realised something.'
1:29:27 > 1:29:32'When you have friends, real friends,
1:29:32 > 1:29:36it doesn't matter if they're here or there, living or dead.'
1:29:36 > 1:29:38'No matter where you go,
1:29:38 > 1:29:41you always take them with you.'
1:29:41 > 1:29:43'In your heart.'
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