0:00:02 > 0:00:08This film contains very strong language.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46MUSIC: "Sons Of" by Scott Walker
0:00:51 > 0:00:55# Sons of the thief
0:00:55 > 0:00:59# Sons of the saint
0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Who is the child
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# With no complaint?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Sons of the great
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# Or sons unknown
0:01:12 > 0:01:18# All were children
0:01:18 > 0:01:21# Like your own
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# The same sweet smiles
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# The same sad tears
0:01:27 > 0:01:31# The cries at night
0:01:31 > 0:01:35# The nightmare fears
0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Sons of the great
0:01:38 > 0:01:43# Or sons unknown
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# All were children
0:01:46 > 0:01:50# Like your own
0:01:50 > 0:01:54# So long ago
0:01:55 > 0:02:00# Long, long ago
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# But sons of tycoons
0:02:04 > 0:02:08# Or sons of the farms
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# All of the children
0:02:11 > 0:02:14# Ran from your arms
0:02:14 > 0:02:17# Through fields of gold
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# Through fields of ruin
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# All of the children
0:02:23 > 0:02:26# Vanished too soon
0:02:26 > 0:02:28# In tow'ring waves
0:02:28 > 0:02:31# In walls of flesh
0:02:31 > 0:02:34# Among dying birds
0:02:34 > 0:02:37# Trembling with death
0:02:37 > 0:02:40# Sons of tycoons
0:02:40 > 0:02:43# Or sons of the farms
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# All of the children
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Ran from your arms
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# So long ago
0:02:52 > 0:02:55# Long, long ago
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# And sons of your sons
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Or sons passing by
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Children we lost
0:03:02 > 0:03:05# In lullabies
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# Sons of true love
0:03:07 > 0:03:10# Or sons of regret
0:03:10 > 0:03:12# All of the sons
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# You cannot forget
0:03:14 > 0:03:16# Some build the roads
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# Some row the boats
0:03:18 > 0:03:19# Some go to war
0:03:19 > 0:03:23# Some never come home
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Sons of your sons
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# Or sons passing by
0:03:28 > 0:03:29# Children we lost
0:03:29 > 0:03:32# In lullabies
0:03:32 > 0:03:34# So long ago
0:03:34 > 0:03:37# Long, long ago
0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Sons of the thief
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# Sons of the saint
0:03:41 > 0:03:44# Who is the child
0:03:44 > 0:03:45# With no complaint?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48# Sons of the great
0:03:48 > 0:03:49# Or sons unknown
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# All were children
0:03:51 > 0:03:53# Like your own
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# The same sweet smiles The same sad tears
0:03:56 > 0:04:00# The cries at night The nightmare fears
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Sons of the great or sons unknown
0:04:03 > 0:04:09# All were children like your own. #
0:04:15 > 0:04:18SNIFFS
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- He's got no stamina. - CHUCKLES
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I love your nose. - Oh, thanks, Apple.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I wanted to get my nose done since I was ten,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35but it wasn't as simple as I thought.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38The doctors found out I didn't have any cartilage
0:04:38 > 0:04:41in the tip of my nose, so then we had to do that.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Erm, my nose was too long, so we had to shorten it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:51And then it was too wide, so we had to, er...thin it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55And, er, it was just a lot more complicated than I thought.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59My nose was just an insane amount of money.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I mean, I was shocked.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I thought that a nose job was only, like, three or four grand,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07but I was wrong.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Mine was, like... three times that amount.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I mean, my girlfriend's breast enlargement
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- was, like, four or five grand. - POUNDING RAP MUSIC
0:05:18 > 0:05:22I mean, it's not like I ever...felt them, but...
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Ooh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:30..they actually look kinda...real, you know?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36RADIO: 'So your own wife, who's hot, by the way, with big jugs,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39'she won't even go down on you? You can call my girlfriend up,
0:05:39 > 0:05:42'and she'll tell you, and I've been with her for quite a while,
0:05:42 > 0:05:47'she will tell you she goes down on me every time we're together.'
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You're a disgrace to white folks.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13GROANS
0:07:30 > 0:07:33BOTTLES CLINK
0:07:48 > 0:07:51TURNS SHOWER ON
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Christ.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02< Where's my wallet?!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Where's my wallet? - On the dresser.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Hi, Sister Jean, it's Joe.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Sure.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20How can you spend 1,000 bucks on a 976 line?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I don't get it. You're Joseph Scott, who every woman wants,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26and you waste your money on a 976 line.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Cos I can pretend to be someone else.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Oh, no, not you, Sister Jean, someone else. Erm, I need some tickets.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I'm at home. Now?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Great, thank you. I'll see you in a bit. Bye. Bye.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Don't you have any philosophies in life apart from self-indulgence?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You're the most self-indulgent damn fool I've ever met.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- I thought you'd given up. - I did give up.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- And then I started again. Feel this. - What?
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Feel this. It's a lump. Feel that lump? You feel it?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04There? There!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07It's cancer.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Breast cancer. Can men get breast cancer? TAPS CALCULATOR
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Do they give men mastectomies?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- I've got something down there, as well.- Have you seen a doctor?
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Yes, I have, and he's a fucking idiot. It's cancer.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- So where is it? - What?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- My wallet. - On the dresser.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- No, it isn't.- It is. - What the fuck is that?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- A dog.- I can see that. What the fuck is it doing in my house?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Oh, Apple!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47RINGING TONE
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- 'Hello?'- Apple. - 'Hi, Joe.'
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Why did you leave your dog here? - 'You said I could.'
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- No, I didn't. - 'Yes, you did.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58'I'm going to pick him up at the restaurant after your meeting.'
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- I'm not taking that dog with me. - 'Leave him in the car.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- 'I'll be there at two.' - PHONE LINE CLICKS
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You better.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19SIZZLING
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Is it cocktail hour yet?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40(CAMP VOICE) Well, it is somewhere.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- I'm handing in my notice. - Why?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's so much fun here.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- How much? - It's not about the money.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- How much?- When I show up here, I never know what to expect.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Whether you've eaten mushrooms or acid or coke or all of the above.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12You know what they call you? Captain Wacky.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Captain...Wacky.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18You know, I really don't like looking at myself through your eyes.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Another 500.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'm not happy.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Your happiness doesn't interest me, mine does.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31600.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38700.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- OK. - That's a month...not a week.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28ENTRYPHONE BUZZER
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yes? Yes?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38'Hi!'
0:12:38 > 0:12:41BUZZER
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Hi! You look terrific. - So do you.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Welcome. Come in. Nice to see you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02My whole apartment block was shaking last night. Did you feel it?
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- No.- I thought it was gonna fall in and I was gonna die.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Five, right? - Mm-hm.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15You have the fires and you have the floods and you have the riots...
0:13:17 > 0:13:20And then you have the drive-by shootings.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Fires, floods, earthquakes, riots.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29I drove by a body on my way here just lying on the sidewalk.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32We don't need to go to the movies, we live in a movie.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- We do.- I live here, but I can't find one good thing to say about it.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38If I close my eyes and picture it,
0:13:38 > 0:13:41all I can see is one big varicose vein.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45DOG YAPS
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Oh, you've got yourself a dog!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Oh, it's good to have animals!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I have two dogs, two cats and a green lizard.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I had two boa constrictors that I got when they were babies,
0:13:58 > 0:14:01but they were always getting out of their tank.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05When they got to six foot, one wrapped itself around the treadmill,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- and I turned it on, and it got flattened!- No!
0:14:08 > 0:14:13- Oh, I have had so many animals, you wouldn't believe it.- Snakes, eh?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15SIGHS
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Well, I'd better be going.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23You're not into smack, are you? I got some straight off the boat.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- No.- Smack junkies never seem to get bored.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29They can look at their shoes for eight hours
0:14:29 > 0:14:33and still have a good time. I envy that.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Well, it's nice to see you, Joe. - Nice to see you, Sister Jean.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Thanks for coming. - No problem.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- I'll see you soon. Bye. - Bye-bye now.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Will you help me with this dog?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57What do you mean "help"?
0:14:57 > 0:15:02- That wasn't too difficult, was it? - Then, why couldn't you do it?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Because I've got a meeting and I don't want hairs on me.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- DOG GROWLS - Oh!- Oh, Christ!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Oh, my God! - Christ!
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Can we help?- I'm sorry! It was the dog! No, we're fine, thank you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18I was talking to the lady! If you need a witness to that assault...
0:15:18 > 0:15:22What are you talking about? It wasn't an assault, it was an accident.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26That was no accident - it was an unprovoked, vicious attack!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- I'm calling the police right now! - It was an accident!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I wouldn't hit her. - I saw you and I know you.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- I know all about you, Joe Scott. - Put your cellphone away!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38It was an accident, not an assault!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41And you two are old enough to know the difference.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43If you don't get outta here, there will be an assault.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48We were only trying to help! You should report him!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- You saw what you wanted to see! Get outta here! - SPLUTTERS
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- SIGHS - God.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Put that on your nose.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Come and sit down.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Step. That's all right.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17There you go. Steady. Put your head back.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20There you go. SIGHS
0:16:21 > 0:16:23SIGHS
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- I'll make you some tea, shall I? - You don't know how to make tea.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- You're gonna leave me, aren't you? - What?! - PHONE RINGS
0:16:37 > 0:16:39You are, you're gonna leave me.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Are you gonna stand there or are you gonna answer the phone?
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Is that a roundabout way of saying you don't wanna discuss this now?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Hello?- 'Joe?' - Hi, Mum.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- 'I can't believe you picked up the phone! Where's Ophelia?'- Busy.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Can I call you back?- 'Joe, I'm afraid I've got some bad news.'
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Are you OK? - 'Yes, I'm fine.'
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Is Peggy OK? - 'No, Peggy's fine.'
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- 'Oh, I hate to tell you this over the phone.'- Just tell me.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Mum?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Mum, are you there? - 'Oh, dear!'
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- For God's sake, just tell me! Please! - 'Oh, Joe, I'm so sorry!'
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Just tell me, Mum, please. - 'Boots has died.'
0:17:23 > 0:17:25What?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29'Boots has died.'
0:17:29 > 0:17:33What do you mean "Boots has died"? When?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37'Yesterday. It happened yesterday. I'm so sorry, Joe.'
0:17:40 > 0:17:45- How?- 'They're not sure yet. There has to be an autopsy.'
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- 'Joe?' - Yeah.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yeah, Mum, I'm here.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59'They're holding the funeral at Saint Joseph's.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02'I've spoken to Ruth, and she'd love you to come,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04'but she understands if you're too busy.'
0:18:06 > 0:18:10'Joe, it's been such a shock to her. He wasn't even ill.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13'There was no warning that this was coming.'
0:18:15 > 0:18:18'I feel terrible telling you this over the phone.'
0:18:21 > 0:18:24'And I know you haven't seen him for years,
0:18:24 > 0:18:28'but I know how much you meant to each other.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32'He was so proud of you and all that you've achieved.'
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Can you, er, get me a Bloody Mary? - Certainly, sir.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I'm so sorry I'm late, the traffic was dreadful.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Meet Hollywood's hottest young director, Ritchie Smith.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01The script is fantastic. Congratulations.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Mannie says you've directed some music videos.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Did you have a look at 'em? Fuckin' awesome, ain't they?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- No, you didn't send them to me. - We didn't?- No.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- PHONE RINGS - Oh.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Excuse me. ..Hello?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Yeah. I've been trying to get hold of you for days.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Oh, yes, I have. Now is not a good time.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Don't call me when I'm in the middle of a fucking lunch meeting.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Yes, I am serious. I'll talk to you later.- Can I get another one?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Why didn't you call me in the office?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37That's the place to call somebody, not when they're having lunch.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Call me later. Sure. Bye.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Sorry about that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47There'll be a tape at your house when you get home, OK?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49OK, let's order some food.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56OK. This stuff looks good, huh?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I wish I hadn't had such a big breakfast.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- I'm just gonna have a salad. - So am I. PHONE RINGS
0:20:02 > 0:20:07Hello? Dave! Hey, how are you, my man?
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Uh-huh. Well, that's great... - VOICE FADES
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Sure, we'll talk later. OK. Bye.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Let's order! Er...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Excuse me!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- I'm gonna have a green salad. - Yeah, for me, as well.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Ritchie, you want anything? - Burger.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Burger. - How would you like that?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Rare? - He'd like it rare.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Anything else I can get you?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Ritchie, anything else? ..No. No, thank you.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Thank you. DROPS CUTLERY
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Sorry.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- I...have to go to the bathroom. - Sure.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06MOUTHS
0:21:10 > 0:21:15OK, business. Things have developed a lot since we last spoke, OK?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- And since Ritchie started casting seriously, he... - ICE CHINKS
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Since Ritchie started casting seriously,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26he realises your character isn't going the way he wants.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30You know how things are. You start casting, things change,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- dynamics change... - Dynamics?
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Yeah. You know, dynamics. Dynamics between characters.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- He wants to go younger. - PHONE RINGS
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Hello? George!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- LAUGHS LOUDLY - How are ya?
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Uh-huh. That's great. Listen, I tell you what you do, though.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56You take the 35 million, you go to Brazil.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59You keep 34 million for yourself
0:21:59 > 0:22:01and you spend 1 million on a picture.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Only don't spend it on this one... ..What the fuck are you doing?!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Are you trying to humiliate me? - That's my fuckin' phone!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Why didn't you tell me this on the phone?!- I...!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Goddammit, Joe, when did you become such an asshole?!
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I thought if you met Ritchie, he might give you another part.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Have you read the script? - Of course.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Have you read the script? - Yes.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Well, if you had, you'd know there are only four characters,
0:22:27 > 0:22:29three of whom are women!
0:22:29 > 0:22:33So which other fucking part do you think I might be right for?!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36No other fuckin' part!
0:22:36 > 0:22:40I don't think there's any part in any script for you, anywhere!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43No-one's interested any more. You know why they're not interested?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Because you're not interested any more.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50You have squandered every fuckin' opportunity
0:22:50 > 0:22:53you've ever been given! Take a look in the mirror
0:22:53 > 0:22:56next time you're snorting off it, because you are a mess.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I am tired of pretending otherwise,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01so I'm gonna give it to you straight. It...is...over.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05You...are...over. People are tired of your pathetic behaviour.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08They don't wanna be around it any more. Neither do I!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12So I suggest you get yourself a new agent!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14RESTAURANT FALLS SILENT
0:23:23 > 0:23:25CHATTER RESUMES
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Cool dog.- What? - The Brussels Griffon.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- The Brussels what?- Er, Brussels Griffon. The Jack Nicholson dog.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Oh, yeah, the dog. The fucking dog. Thanks.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57RINGING TONE
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- 'Hello?' - Where are you, Apple?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02'Oh, hi, Joe!'
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Can you explain to me why your dog is still in my car?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- 'I need a big favour.' - No.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- 'Would you look after him for a few days?'- Are you insane?!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- 'I have to go away.' - You are not dumping your dog on me.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- 'It's just a few days.' - What's that smell?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Oh, Jesus, your dog has done a shit in my car!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- 'Joe?' - MIMICS PHONE CRACKLING No...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- 'Joe?' - No, you're not hanging up on me.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- 'I'm losing you.' - Don't hang up on me.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- 'I can't hear you.' - Don't hang up on me!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37LINE CLICKS Fuck! Fuck!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Hey!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44You like the dog? Keep the fucking dog.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48TYRES SCREECH
0:29:01 > 0:29:03GHOST-TRAIN SIRENS WAIL
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Hey, Joe.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- You know David Bowie believes in aliens?- Yeah, I know.
0:29:16 > 0:29:21- You stink. You need a bath. - I had a bath.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- When? - Erm, I...
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Exactly. You never take a bath. You stink.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30SIRENS CONTINUE
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- Well, how often do you have a bath, then? - GIRL SQUEALS
0:29:33 > 0:29:37- Every day.- Every day? - Yes, every day.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- Does your mum make you? - No, I just like to be clean.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42BREATHES HARD
0:29:42 > 0:29:47- Every day's not clean - every day's weird. - THUNDER
0:29:49 > 0:29:53- Hey, do you remember that ginger girl...- Shut up!
0:29:53 > 0:29:56BREATHES HARD AND SPITS
0:29:56 > 0:29:58MOANS
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Oh!
0:30:06 > 0:30:08GIRL SCREAMS
0:30:08 > 0:30:11- Come on. - Oh!
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Hang on, I can't even see.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Joe!
0:30:22 > 0:30:24- Joe! - Wait here.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27All right? Go round the side.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31BOTH SCREAM
0:30:35 > 0:30:37BOTH SCREAM
0:30:37 > 0:30:40CACKLING
0:30:51 > 0:30:53# Sons of the thief
0:30:53 > 0:30:55# Sons of the saint
0:30:55 > 0:30:57# Who is the child
0:30:57 > 0:30:59# With no complaint?
0:30:59 > 0:31:00# Sons of the great
0:31:00 > 0:31:03# Or sons unknown
0:31:03 > 0:31:04# All were children
0:31:04 > 0:31:06# Like your own
0:31:06 > 0:31:08# The same sweet smiles
0:31:08 > 0:31:10# The same sad tears
0:31:10 > 0:31:12# The cries at night
0:31:12 > 0:31:14# The nightmare fears
0:31:14 > 0:31:15# Sons of the great
0:31:15 > 0:31:17# Or sons unknown
0:31:17 > 0:31:19# All were children
0:31:19 > 0:31:22# Like your own. #
0:31:28 > 0:31:31- BOYS: Wotcha. - Hello.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34You're late. You missed lunch.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- Who are you? - I'm Boots.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- What kind of name is that? - Er...
0:31:41 > 0:31:43I know you.
0:31:43 > 0:31:47You're the one who had the epileptic fit at the cinema.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50- Is that a glass of selfish, Joe? - What?
0:31:50 > 0:31:53- Boots, would you like something to drink?- Oh, yes, please.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- Milk? - Yeah, please.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59Joe, pour Boots a glass of milk before you finish the bottle.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02What film was it made you have the fit?
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Erm, Ring Of Bright Water?
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Oh, the one about the otter? - Yeah.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- Don't do that, Joe! - What?
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Put the empty bottle back in the fridge.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19- Do you still have 'em? - What?
0:32:19 > 0:32:22- Fits. - I haven't for a long time.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26Well, you will. Once an epileptic, always an epileptic.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Come on.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- Kids grow up too quick these days. - SCREAMS
0:32:33 > 0:32:37Good God, is that child trying to scrape the paint off the walls?!
0:32:37 > 0:32:40- What does "cunt" mean? - I told you not to say that!
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- You say it!- I do not! If you say it again, I'll give you a hiding!
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- Well, what does it mean?! - Shut up!
0:32:45 > 0:32:49If I tell you, do you promise me you won't say it again?
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- It's a very bad word for your vagina.- What's my vagina?
0:32:54 > 0:32:57The proper word for your moo-moo. Now, go outside,
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- or I'll make you both into piccalilli! - BOTH SCREAM
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- You off already, Boots? - Er, yeah.- How's your mum?
0:33:02 > 0:33:04She's all right.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07- Give her my love, won't you? - Yeah.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Well, bye, then. - Bye.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16I don't trust that boy. Always looking out the sides of his eyes
0:33:16 > 0:33:19like some old dog waiting to steal a bone.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Psst!
0:33:24 > 0:33:26(Boots!)
0:33:27 > 0:33:30(Is that woman still 'ere?)
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- (Who?) - (Mrs Rogers.)
0:33:38 > 0:33:41- (Bye.) - (Oh, God...)
0:33:42 > 0:33:45So they had to give me one of them enemas.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49Well, I was blocked up like an old crypt.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52And do you know what they found?
0:33:52 > 0:33:54A plastic toy animal.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57- Probably been stuck in me bowels for over 20 years.- Oh, dear!
0:33:57 > 0:34:00I must have eaten it!
0:34:00 > 0:34:04But, you know, I can't taste a thing, not since I hit my head.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14I always wonder what old people looked like when they were young.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19It just makes me sad...
0:34:20 > 0:34:23..cos it's all gone, and you think, "How cruel."
0:34:25 > 0:34:28I suppose if you really concentrated...
0:34:29 > 0:34:33..you might be able to imagine the old people you know as young.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36But it's really hard,
0:34:36 > 0:34:41cos all I can see is that they're old, ill, ugly...
0:34:41 > 0:34:43and their life's over.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56When you watch an old person sleeping...
0:34:59 > 0:35:02..especially if they're very old...
0:35:06 > 0:35:09..you think, "Will they ever wake up again?"
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Then they wake up very suddenly.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19One second, they're sleeping and lifeless...
0:35:20 > 0:35:24..the next second, they're turning on the telly for the news.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28"Have I missed the news?"
0:35:28 > 0:35:30"Have I missed the news?"
0:35:39 > 0:35:42When does a person stop keeping up?
0:35:56 > 0:35:59Why don't you make a move, Joe?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04What do you mean?
0:36:05 > 0:36:07Don't you fancy me?
0:36:18 > 0:36:20You can touch if you like.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24My mum's next door.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29She'll be busy.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34She won't be in.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40BREATHES HARD
0:36:53 > 0:36:57Are you gonna help me with all them vegetables,
0:36:57 > 0:36:59or do I have to chop 'em all meself?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Yeah, I'm coming. We were just talking.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14I better go back.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21See you later, Joe.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32I hate holidays as much as sport, and that's saying something.
0:37:32 > 0:37:37I'm gonna have to go, Grace. I might come by later.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Bye! - Bye, then.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Well, I think this is ready for pouring.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50Evelyn should keep that child locked up at home.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53GIRL YELLS AND OTHER GIRL LAUGHS
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! - LAUGHS
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Stop!
0:38:32 > 0:38:34That was a good day's work.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38I enjoy the satisfaction of doing small things well.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Goodbye, Peggy Tickell!
0:38:42 > 0:38:46- Goodbye, Peggy Tickell! - Oh!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Off already, Mrs Rogers?
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Yes. I don't like to overstay my welcome.
0:38:53 > 0:38:58I know when I'm wanted. Make it pretty bloody obvious, don't they?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01I've spent all day doing their bloody cauliflower.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Joe?
0:39:06 > 0:39:09Joe!
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- What? - I want you to do something for me.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16- SIGHS - Can you take these over to Evelyn, please?
0:39:16 > 0:39:20- Oh. OK. - Say thank you to her for me.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29"CORONATION STREET" THEME ON TV AND KNOCK AT DOOR
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Oh, hi, Joe.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40I was about to get in the bath.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43- Mum asked me to bring these round. - Come in.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Go through.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01- TURNS TV OFF - I was being a terrible tease earlier on.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- You don't mind, do you? - Er, no.
0:40:08 > 0:40:13- Did you like kissing me? - Yeah. Yeah, I did.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19Would you like to do it again?
0:40:23 > 0:40:25You look like you would.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30- Yeah. - Would you, Joe?
0:40:33 > 0:40:38- Your mum'd kill me if she found out. - She wouldn't find out.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43I suppose she wouldn't.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Oh, you are very, very naughty.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00MOANS
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- (OUTSIDE)- Hey, you two, what's going on?!
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Quick, it's Jack! Do your trousers up!
0:41:28 > 0:41:33Quickly! Come on! Come on, out! Out, come on!
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Get out! Shit, he's back early!
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Come here, my beautiful girl!
0:41:40 > 0:41:43- What's happened? - Jesse thumped Jane.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48Jesse...you can't go around thumping people, you know.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50- She hit me first! - I did not!
0:41:50 > 0:41:52All right, you two, that's enough.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- Hey, Joe, how are you? - Let me take her.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59- No. - She's fine now.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02- Mum asked me to bring some piccalilli over.- Piccalilli? Lovely!
0:42:02 > 0:42:06- Stop for a cuppa?- Er, no, I've got to get back, take Jesse back.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Well, say thanks to your mum for the piccalilli.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13Shall we go and find you some sweeties? Yeah?
0:42:17 > 0:42:20How long did God take to make the world?
0:42:20 > 0:42:24Er, six days and he rested on the seventh.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29He should've taken longer, then he would've done a better job.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31I could've done better.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Come on, I'll race you.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43TEENAGE BOYS: ..85, 86, 87,
0:42:43 > 0:42:4588, 89,
0:42:45 > 0:42:4990, 91, 92,
0:42:49 > 0:42:5293, 94,
0:42:52 > 0:42:5495, 96,
0:42:54 > 0:42:5797, 98, 99,
0:42:57 > 0:42:59100, 101,
0:42:59 > 0:43:03102, 103, 104,
0:43:03 > 0:43:05105, 106...
0:43:05 > 0:43:08- PANTS - You bastard!
0:43:09 > 0:43:12106 seconds. That's 50 pence you owe me, Hubble.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15I hope you die next time.
0:43:15 > 0:43:19How come you can do 106 seconds and I can't even do 30?
0:43:19 > 0:43:21God-given talent I didn't ask for.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26- GASPS - It's Ruth Davies.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33Oi, Ruth, I really wanna fuck you!
0:43:33 > 0:43:37If you do, Kevin Hubble, and I ever find out...
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- She wants me. - CHUCKLES
0:43:42 > 0:43:44- Oh, this is boring! - What?
0:43:46 > 0:43:47Fuck.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Wotcha, Ruth.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Hi, Joe.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00- TUTS - Shit!
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- You look tired. - Do I?- Yeah.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Well, I keep dreaming that I can't sleep
0:44:09 > 0:44:11and I wake up exhausted.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16Fuck! See what you made me do?
0:44:19 > 0:44:21I'm gonna go.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25See ya.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Do you wanna come?
0:44:31 > 0:44:33- What, me? - Yeah.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36OK.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Joe!
0:44:40 > 0:44:45- I thought we were going to the pictures.- Slight change of plan.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Jammy bastard.
0:44:56 > 0:45:01DAVID BOWIE: # Oh, the Jean Genie lives on his back
0:45:01 > 0:45:04# The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
0:45:04 > 0:45:08# He's outrageous He screams and he bawls
0:45:08 > 0:45:12# The Jean Genie Let yourself go-o-o!... #
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Who do you like more, Bowie or Roxy?
0:45:17 > 0:45:20I can't choose, cos they're both brilliant.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23- No, you have to. - It's impossible to choose.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25If you asked me Bowie or Deep Purple,
0:45:25 > 0:45:28or Roxy and Black Sabbath, then I could choose,
0:45:28 > 0:45:31but not...Bowie and Roxy.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Thanks, but I don't smoke.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49Right.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Here, try this on.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02So, do you know what this song is about?
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Erm...no.
0:46:05 > 0:46:11It's about...Jean Genet. He's a French writer.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14See, Jean Genie, it's just a clever wordplay.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17"He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition."
0:46:17 > 0:46:19That means he's selling drugs.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21"The Jean Genie lives on his back." He's a poof.
0:46:21 > 0:46:25"The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks." He loves cocaine.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27- What? - He loves chimney stacks.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- What goes up chimneys? - Smoke.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32- And what makes smoke? - Coal.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Yeah. And coke.
0:46:35 > 0:46:40"He's walking on Snow White." It means he's walking on cocaine.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43- How do you know that's what he means? - I read it in NME.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Boots chucked his last girlfriend,
0:46:47 > 0:46:50because she couldn't sit through a whole side of a Bowie album.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53- He likes Bowie? - He loves Bowie.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57Boots is a nose-picker, the kind of person
0:46:57 > 0:47:01who wipes his hand under the seat if there isn't a tissue handy.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Or even if there is.
0:47:03 > 0:47:07- How do you know that? - I'm a good judge of character.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11I'm not saying I mind... I'm just saying I know.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14ROXY MUSIC: # I would do anything for you... #
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Come on, let's get another drink.
0:47:17 > 0:47:22# I would swim all the oceans blue
0:47:23 > 0:47:26# I would walk a thousand miles
0:47:26 > 0:47:29# Reveal my secrets... #
0:47:29 > 0:47:32- Red or white? - (White.)
0:47:32 > 0:47:35(Why are you whispering?)
0:47:35 > 0:47:39- Relax, there's no-one here. - Oh.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43- Can I have a look around? - Sure.
0:48:17 > 0:48:21- What are you doing? - This carpet is unbelievable.
0:48:21 > 0:48:25- How do you keep it so clean? - No-one's allowed in this room.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28- Oh, sorry. - I don't care.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32You can lay on it all you want.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49This feels good.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56I read that book...by whatshisname.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59- William Burroughs. - Yeah. Junkie.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03- Did you like it? - No, not really.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09- So it's back to The Hobbit, then. - CHUCKLES
0:49:09 > 0:49:11ROXY MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND
0:49:19 > 0:49:22How fantastic is this song?
0:49:24 > 0:49:28How could you choose between Bryan Ferry and David Bowie?
0:49:28 > 0:49:30They're gods.
0:49:33 > 0:49:38Come on. You do the backing vocals on the next verse.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40- What? - Come on.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43OK.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47This is what you do.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55Think...Roxy girl.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00I'm gonna be Bryan.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04TURNS VOLUME UP
0:50:07 > 0:50:11MIMES: # Shake your hair, girl With your ponytail
0:50:11 > 0:50:14# Takes me right back
0:50:14 > 0:50:17# When you were young
0:50:18 > 0:50:22# Throw your precious gifts into the air
0:50:22 > 0:50:25# Watch them fall down
0:50:25 > 0:50:28# When you were young
0:50:29 > 0:50:34# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
0:50:34 > 0:50:36# You used to walk upon
0:50:36 > 0:50:39# When you were young
0:50:41 > 0:50:46# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
0:50:46 > 0:50:49# The hills were higher
0:50:49 > 0:50:51# When you were young
0:50:52 > 0:50:58# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
0:50:58 > 0:51:00# The trees were taller
0:51:00 > 0:51:03# When you were young
0:51:04 > 0:51:09# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
0:51:09 > 0:51:12# The grass was greener
0:51:12 > 0:51:14# When you were young
0:51:15 > 0:51:21# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
0:51:21 > 0:51:24# You used to walk upon
0:51:24 > 0:51:28# When you were young. #
0:51:35 > 0:51:38When will I see you again?
0:51:39 > 0:51:42# When will we share precious moments? #
0:51:44 > 0:51:48- How about tomorrow? - OK.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52- We could go to the pictures. - OK.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55- I'll meet you at the arcade at seven. - OK.
0:51:57 > 0:52:01- Can I kiss you? - OK.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Tomorrow, then.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Seven o'clock.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29CHOIR: # Hallelujah!
0:52:29 > 0:52:34# Hallelujah!
0:52:34 > 0:52:38# Hallelujah!
0:52:38 > 0:52:40# Hallelujah! #
0:52:42 > 0:52:45We're not gonna catch anything if those prats are splashing about.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51You never see kestrel any more.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55You used to always be able to look up, catch 'em on the wind.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Now you'll be lucky.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05Hey, Joe, remember when we used to go fishing with your dad?
0:53:06 > 0:53:09He snared hundreds of pikes, Joe's dad. Didn't even use a rod.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13He used, like, this old leather bootlace.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15He'd see a pike laying in the river bed
0:53:15 > 0:53:18and he'd take this old lace and make it into a loop.
0:53:18 > 0:53:22He'd hang the loop from a pole and gradually, gradually
0:53:22 > 0:53:27just lower it down in front of him. He caught hundreds like that.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30- Can you give me a hand? - < Oi, Joe!
0:53:30 > 0:53:34- (MIMICS RUTH)- "If you do, Kevin Hubble, and I ever find out...!"
0:53:34 > 0:53:38"Oh, don't hurt me, Joe! I've never done it before.
0:53:38 > 0:53:40"I'm a virgin."
0:53:40 > 0:53:43- You're such a moron, Hubble. - Wanker!
0:53:44 > 0:53:47- Hey, you know Erich Conrad's a poof? - No, he's not.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50Yes, he is. He told his brother, and his brother told me.
0:53:50 > 0:53:53He realised when he was watching the wrestling on the telly
0:53:53 > 0:53:57and he got an erection. ..Hey, Erich Conrad's a poof!
0:53:57 > 0:54:00I knew that. He got a hard-on watching the wrestling.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03You know Billie Jean King? She's a lesbian.
0:54:03 > 0:54:07- Joe's Aunt Peggy's a lezzer. - No, she's not.
0:54:07 > 0:54:11- Why does she look like a bloke, then?- You're such a fucking retard.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13He's trying to fuck me!
0:54:13 > 0:54:17- He's trying to fuck me! - Come back here.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20My grandad just visited one of them German concentration camps.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23Said it was the most horrible place. Everyone was crying.
0:54:23 > 0:54:27Everything there is kept original. He said everyone in Germany
0:54:27 > 0:54:30eats twice as much as we do in England. And the men,
0:54:30 > 0:54:33they walk around with great big arses on 'em like women.
0:54:33 > 0:54:38Old people loved the war. They always cheer up when it's mentioned.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40My grandma doesn't like foreigners.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43She thinks of Indians and Africans as animals.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45When she saw this man in a turban, she said,
0:54:45 > 0:54:47"If they're gonna live in this country,
0:54:47 > 0:54:51- "they should be forced to wear civilised clothes."- She's right.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Fucking niggers and Pakis!
0:54:53 > 0:54:57- Coming over here, taking our jobs. - Oh, shut up, Hubble, you prat.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01It's boring here. I'm off to the arcade. You coming, Hubble?
0:55:01 > 0:55:05No, I'm gonna catch some sun and watch these losers catch a cold.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08- All right, then. See you later, mate.- See you later, mate.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13CHORAL MUSIC
0:55:17 > 0:55:18YELLS
0:55:36 > 0:55:38ALL LAUGH AND CHATTER
0:55:49 > 0:55:52- What are you girls up to? - Oh, hello.
0:55:52 > 0:55:55Don't you say hello to me, you horrible girl.
0:55:55 > 0:55:59You say, "Good afternoon, Mrs Rogers."
0:55:59 > 0:56:03It's heartbreaking the way your mother lets you run wild.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05Good afternoon, Mrs Rogers.
0:56:05 > 0:56:10These girls shouldn't run wild - they should be at school!
0:56:10 > 0:56:13- It's summer holidays, Mrs Rogers. - Holidays!
0:56:13 > 0:56:16There are too many holidays! Holidays.
0:56:16 > 0:56:20When I was a girl, we didn't have all these holidays.
0:56:20 > 0:56:24We had Christmas holidays, that was all we had.
0:56:24 > 0:56:27- I hate her.- Just ignore her. She's a miserable old lady.
0:56:27 > 0:56:31- She murdered her children. She did. - Did she?
0:56:31 > 0:56:34She poisoned them.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37Yeah. And then she chopped them up and put the bits in the sea.
0:56:37 > 0:56:41Well, you'd better behave then, or she might just do the same to you.
0:56:45 > 0:56:49(TUNELESSLY) # I would do anything for you
0:56:49 > 0:56:50# I would climb mountains
0:56:50 > 0:56:54# I would swim all the oceans blue
0:56:56 > 0:56:59# I would walk a thousand miles
0:56:59 > 0:57:02# Reveal my secrets
0:57:02 > 0:57:06# More than enough for me to share... #
0:57:06 > 0:57:09I wish that boy wouldn't sing. He's gonna sour the milk.
0:57:09 > 0:57:13Come on, Jane, eat it up. You haven't touched a thing.
0:57:13 > 0:57:16- I don't bloody like it. - Jane, don't swear.
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Don't pay her any attention.
0:57:18 > 0:57:22She's been swearing like a trooper all week. She's just testing.
0:57:22 > 0:57:25You've mixed everything up together. I can't undo it
0:57:25 > 0:57:29- and put everything back into piles. - Just try a little bit.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31Nice crop of tomatoes this year.
0:57:31 > 0:57:35- Was there anything else you'd like? - Fishfingers.
0:57:35 > 0:57:39- I don't think we've got any. - A Jehovah's Witness came by today.
0:57:39 > 0:57:42Told me that me and my garden, we're gonna go to hell.
0:57:42 > 0:57:46Your mum's gonna have to cook you something when you get home.
0:57:46 > 0:57:50- I don't think we've got anything you like.- Hello?!
0:57:50 > 0:57:53- Oh, hi! You look nice. - Do I?
0:57:53 > 0:57:56Sit down, I'll give you a cup of tea.
0:58:22 > 0:58:24Joe, are you in there?
0:58:30 > 0:58:32I'm sorry, I need the loo.
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Hi.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40Oh, you smell nice.
0:58:40 > 0:58:43- Have you got a date? - Er, yeah.
0:58:43 > 0:58:46Come round to my house before you meet your girlfriend.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48- I don't... - (You won't be sorry.)
0:58:49 > 0:58:52(Jack's at his mother's.)
0:59:06 > 0:59:09RADIO: 'There are warnings of gales in Viking, Forties, Cromarty...'
0:59:09 > 0:59:13- Hold on. - WOLF-WHISTLES - Let me look at you.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15Look at my little Elvis.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18Can I go now?
0:59:19 > 0:59:21Yeah, go on.
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Don't be late.
0:59:36 > 0:59:39- Joe? - I'm late already.
0:59:39 > 0:59:42Don't be silly. I won't keep you long.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44- Come in. - But I'm really late.
0:59:44 > 0:59:49Just for a minute. Anyway, it's good to keep a girl waiting.
1:00:14 > 1:00:16Oh, Joe!
1:00:33 > 1:00:36Take your shirt off.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39Undo me.
1:01:12 > 1:01:14BREATHES HARD
1:01:24 > 1:01:26MOANS
1:01:26 > 1:01:29Go faster. Go faster, Joe.
1:01:44 > 1:01:48Don't worry about Joe, he's always late.
1:01:49 > 1:01:52- Seriously, he'll be late for his own funeral. - CHUCKLES
1:01:52 > 1:01:54- TUTS - Oh.
1:01:54 > 1:01:57Go on.
1:02:04 > 1:02:09Sorry I'm late. I had to do something for my mum. Couldn't get away.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13Do you find this approach usually works?
1:02:13 > 1:02:15- What? - Let me guess.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18- You've never tried it before. - What?
1:02:18 > 1:02:21Your neck's covered in love bites!
1:02:22 > 1:02:25- You really surprise me, Joe Scott. - SIGHS
1:02:27 > 1:02:30Fuck.
1:02:31 > 1:02:34Oh, fuck. SIGHS
1:02:34 > 1:02:38Fucking hell. Did Evelyn do that?
1:02:40 > 1:02:45- It was Evelyn, wasn't it? What happened?- Nothing happened.
1:02:45 > 1:02:49- What do you mean "nothing happened"? - Nothing happened!
1:02:49 > 1:02:53What are you gonna do about Ruth? Didn't look happy, did she?
1:02:54 > 1:02:57You think if I'm out the way, you stand a chance.
1:02:57 > 1:03:00- Well, you don't! Not with Ruth! - Just fucking calm down.
1:03:07 > 1:03:10- Hit him! - Shut up, Chillo!
1:03:10 > 1:03:13- You're supposed to be mates! - Go on, Joe!
1:03:14 > 1:03:17Go on!
1:03:17 > 1:03:23- Yes, Boots! Go on, mate!- Come on! What the fuck are you doing?!
1:03:23 > 1:03:25- What the fuck are you doing?! - Get off me!
1:03:25 > 1:03:30- If I get off, you'll calm down, yeah?!- Just get off!
1:03:31 > 1:03:33Hit him, Joe!
1:03:35 > 1:03:38Fuck off!
1:03:44 > 1:03:47You fucking deserved that, Joe!
1:03:49 > 1:03:52Looking good, Joe. Looking good.
1:03:54 > 1:03:57MECHANICAL LAUGHTER
1:03:59 > 1:04:01WIND HOWLS
1:04:14 > 1:04:17I like a storm, but this is more than enough.
1:04:17 > 1:04:20We can go beachcombing tomorrow.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23You always get something good washed up after a storm.
1:04:26 > 1:04:29- DOOR BANGS OPEN AND SLAMS - God!
1:04:41 > 1:04:43What's wrong with him?
1:04:47 > 1:04:49Have you been in my room?
1:04:51 > 1:04:55- I tidied it up.- Did you enjoy looking through my things?
1:04:55 > 1:04:58- I always do(!) - Just stay out of my room!
1:04:59 > 1:05:01DOOR SLAMS
1:05:04 > 1:05:07- I don't think his date went very well. - LAUGHS
1:05:27 > 1:05:29Hi, Joe.
1:05:38 > 1:05:41- Is something wrong? - No.
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Are you sure?
1:05:46 > 1:05:49- Look what you did. - Did I do that?
1:05:49 > 1:05:53- Yeah, you did. - Well, I didn't mean to.
1:05:53 > 1:05:56I didn't know what I was doing. I really didn't mean to.
1:05:58 > 1:06:00I didn't, Joe.
1:06:03 > 1:06:06It was so amazing, I didn't know what I was doing.
1:06:11 > 1:06:15- Really? - Yeah, really.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29Jack's at work...
1:06:30 > 1:06:33..if you wanna come back.
1:07:02 > 1:07:04"THE CLANGERS" MUSIC ON TV
1:07:13 > 1:07:15(Just gotta get Jane out.)
1:07:18 > 1:07:20- Come on, out. - I don't want to go out!
1:07:20 > 1:07:24- Out!- But I don't want to! I want to watch The Clangers!
1:07:24 > 1:07:28- If you go out now, I'll buy you an ice cream later.- I don't want to!
1:07:28 > 1:07:31- You will do as I say! Now, get out! - I hate you!
1:07:31 > 1:07:33Yeah, and I hate you too!
1:07:34 > 1:07:35SHE SIGHS
1:08:31 > 1:08:33BOTH PANT
1:09:14 > 1:09:16Thumbs into the hole. Good girl.
1:09:16 > 1:09:20OK. That egg.
1:09:22 > 1:09:25Break the shell.
1:09:27 > 1:09:29Good girl.
1:10:29 > 1:10:31Jane!
1:10:31 > 1:10:34Jane! Come away!
1:10:34 > 1:10:37Come away, Jane!
1:10:40 > 1:10:43Jane! It's a mine!
1:10:43 > 1:10:47Jane! Jane!
1:10:47 > 1:10:49Come away! It's a mine!
1:10:49 > 1:10:51Jane!
1:10:51 > 1:10:54Peggy! Grace!
1:10:57 > 1:11:00Peggy, come here!
1:11:03 > 1:11:06Jane, come away!
1:11:06 > 1:11:09- It's a mine! - It's mine!
1:11:10 > 1:11:12Jane!
1:11:15 > 1:11:17BOTH GASP
1:11:56 > 1:11:58Mrs Rogers, are you all right?
1:11:58 > 1:12:03- SOBS - I tried to save her, but I couldn't.
1:12:03 > 1:12:05That poor girl.
1:12:05 > 1:12:08- That poor wee girl. - Who?
1:12:08 > 1:12:10Who?
1:12:10 > 1:12:14I shouted to her, "Come away! Come away!"
1:12:14 > 1:12:16Who?
1:12:16 > 1:12:20Evelyn's little girl, Jane.
1:12:21 > 1:12:23Oh, my God!
1:12:29 > 1:12:33I saw her from my window.
1:12:33 > 1:12:36Grace, take Jesse back up to the house.
1:12:36 > 1:12:39One of them sea mines from the war.
1:12:39 > 1:12:43- Er, Mrs Rogers, are you all right? - Washed up by the storm.
1:12:43 > 1:12:46Mrs Rogers, you stay right there. I'm gonna be right back.
1:12:49 > 1:12:52- What happened? - Go take care of Mrs Rogers.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54- What happened? - Just do what I say!
1:13:33 > 1:13:36Who will tell Jack?
1:13:37 > 1:13:40He already knows. The police phoned him at work.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44He'll blame me.
1:13:45 > 1:13:48He won't blame you. It's not your fault.
1:13:48 > 1:13:51He will. He'll blame me.
1:13:52 > 1:13:55He thinks I never loved her.
1:13:56 > 1:13:59I'm sure he doesn't think that.
1:14:01 > 1:14:03She never liked me...
1:14:06 > 1:14:08..not since the day she was born.
1:14:11 > 1:14:14She cried every time I held her.
1:14:14 > 1:14:18- Evelyn, don't do this to yourself. - It's true.
1:14:18 > 1:14:21I tried, I...I really did,
1:14:21 > 1:14:26but...it was almost a physical thing.
1:14:30 > 1:14:34I always envied the way your kids were with you.
1:14:35 > 1:14:39Of course Jane loved you... it's just kids are strange.
1:14:39 > 1:14:42They have funny ways of showing love sometimes.
1:14:46 > 1:14:48Can you go now?
1:14:49 > 1:14:53- Are you sure? I... - I wanna be by myself.
1:14:57 > 1:15:00- If you're sure. I just... - Go.
1:15:02 > 1:15:04Please.
1:15:09 > 1:15:14If you want anything... anything at all...
1:15:24 > 1:15:28I want my baby!
1:15:29 > 1:15:32WAILS
1:16:26 > 1:16:30Bodies used to be kept in the house for 12 days.
1:16:30 > 1:16:33Everyone kept the body at home for as long as they could.
1:16:33 > 1:16:36They didn't dare part with it, you see.
1:16:36 > 1:16:39Now you can't get rid of it quick enough. You see,
1:16:39 > 1:16:43they were afraid the corpse might still be alive.
1:16:43 > 1:16:46That was the real reason for hanging on to it.
1:16:46 > 1:16:50People now have a...postmortem, glory be,
1:16:50 > 1:16:52and it's all settled in a minute.
1:16:52 > 1:16:58But years ago, there were some folk who got buried alive.
1:16:58 > 1:17:01- Have you seen Jesse anywhere? - Out on the porch.
1:17:01 > 1:17:04And Joe, is he ready?
1:17:05 > 1:17:07Joe? Joe?
1:17:07 > 1:17:10People used to leave an instruction in their will
1:17:10 > 1:17:14to have a vein cut, just to be on the safe side.
1:17:15 > 1:17:17Come on, Joe. We've gotta be there in ten minutes.
1:17:17 > 1:17:23- We can't keep them waiting.- You go on. I'll be there in a minute.
1:17:23 > 1:17:27No, you come with us now. I don't want you to be late.
1:17:29 > 1:17:32I don't know why they're having a funeral -
1:17:32 > 1:17:34there's no body in the coffin.
1:17:34 > 1:17:37It's important to say goodbye. It's a symbol.
1:17:37 > 1:17:41- Now, come on.- I'm not ready! You go! I'll be there in a minute!
1:17:43 > 1:17:46This isn't about you, Joe.
1:17:47 > 1:17:50This is about Jack and Evelyn...
1:17:51 > 1:17:54..and the terrible loss they've suffered.
1:17:56 > 1:17:58Please.
1:17:59 > 1:18:01Please don't let them down.
1:18:07 > 1:18:09SOBS
1:21:41 > 1:21:43RINGS BELL
1:22:04 > 1:22:07Oh, my God, it's you!
1:22:16 > 1:22:18Where's Peggy?
1:22:38 > 1:22:41You've been late your whole life, Joe.
1:22:41 > 1:22:45I'm sure Ruth'll be touched that you even turned up.
1:22:45 > 1:22:47I just can't believe I missed it.
1:22:47 > 1:22:49I can't believe you're here at all.
1:22:49 > 1:22:54It was a lovely service. And such a turn-out.
1:22:54 > 1:22:57They couldn't get everyone in the church.
1:22:57 > 1:23:01You should've seen the flowers. More than Lady Di.
1:23:01 > 1:23:06Poor Ruth. She saw it happen. Dropped down dead in front of her.
1:23:06 > 1:23:08One minute chatting away happily,
1:23:08 > 1:23:11the next thing she knew he was dead on the ground.
1:23:11 > 1:23:15- Terrible. They said it was an aneurysm. - SIGHS
1:23:15 > 1:23:18Left four kids to bring up on her own.
1:23:18 > 1:23:22They're hardly kids. Joe must be 15 now.
1:23:22 > 1:23:25Good God, is he really? Seems like yesterday.
1:23:25 > 1:23:29Luke, who's 14, Max, who's 12,
1:23:29 > 1:23:33and then there's a lovely girl, Angelica, she must be ten.
1:23:35 > 1:23:37Boots was a wonderful father.
1:23:41 > 1:23:46Hopeless with money, though. In hock up to his eyeballs.
1:23:48 > 1:23:52I reckon Ruth will lose the house and the land.
1:23:52 > 1:23:57She had no idea how bad things were. Silly man hid it all from her.
1:23:57 > 1:24:00She really is in serious trouble.
1:24:02 > 1:24:04Thank you.
1:24:07 > 1:24:10- Would you like some cake, Joe? - Mm. Thanks.
1:24:22 > 1:24:24SIGHS
1:24:28 > 1:24:31So what do you think of Graceland, Joe?
1:24:34 > 1:24:38- It's all right, isn't it? - Thanks to you, Joe.
1:24:41 > 1:24:45- I bet Elvis was never as cosy. - CHUCKLES
1:24:45 > 1:24:47ALL CHUCKLE
1:25:10 > 1:25:12This is my room.
1:25:15 > 1:25:17This is Peggy's.
1:25:17 > 1:25:21It took me a while to get used to sleeping in my own room,
1:25:21 > 1:25:25but, I must say, I...I quite like it now.
1:25:27 > 1:25:29This is yours.
1:25:31 > 1:25:34I didn't like to throw anything away.
1:25:41 > 1:25:43Good night, dear.
1:26:32 > 1:26:34BIRDSONG
1:26:39 > 1:26:45- Wakey-wakey!- Fucking hell. - Morning.- Hi, Jesse.
1:26:45 > 1:26:48- Oi, bear's breath! - GROANS SLEEPILY
1:26:48 > 1:26:52- So, what are you doing here? - It's nice to see you too.
1:26:52 > 1:26:56Well, it's quite a surprise. There you are.
1:26:56 > 1:26:58SIGHS
1:26:58 > 1:27:00I'm here for the funeral.
1:27:00 > 1:27:03- Oh, if we'd known, we could've put him on ice.- Ha-ha.
1:27:03 > 1:27:06Don't feel bad. Ruth'll be glad you came.
1:27:06 > 1:27:10- At least, I think she will. - You think she will?
1:27:11 > 1:27:14Get yourself ready. I'll take you over to see her.
1:27:17 > 1:27:21- You think she will? - It's been a long time.
1:27:22 > 1:27:27- It's been a lifetime. - Welcome home, Joe.
1:27:56 > 1:28:00Look, erm...I, erm, I feel really weird about this,
1:28:00 > 1:28:04so why don't you go in first and, erm, tell her that I'm here?
1:28:04 > 1:28:07I mean, she might not wanna see me.
1:28:07 > 1:28:11- She knows you're here, I've told her already.- And what did she say?
1:28:11 > 1:28:14- Not very much. - She must have said something.
1:28:14 > 1:28:16What do you think she's gonna say?
1:28:16 > 1:28:19You haven't seen her for 25 years. Do you think she's gonna
1:28:19 > 1:28:22get down on her knees and thank God you're back?
1:28:22 > 1:28:25She just lost her husband, the man she's loved all her life. Jeez!
1:28:25 > 1:28:29This might come as a surprise, but she's not thinking about you.
1:28:29 > 1:28:31Christ!
1:28:58 > 1:29:00INAUDIBLE
1:29:30 > 1:29:34She's at the cemetery. She's collecting the sympathy cards.
1:29:54 > 1:29:57When I was a child, I used to think that being brave
1:29:57 > 1:30:00meant that you had to take action.
1:30:00 > 1:30:03That to have a dream or get forward in life, you needed courage.
1:30:08 > 1:30:11But the only thing you need courage for is for standing still.
1:30:37 > 1:30:40She's over there.
1:30:48 > 1:30:51Well, come on, then. What are you waiting for?
1:30:56 > 1:30:59- Aren't you coming? - No, I'll be over here.
1:31:50 > 1:31:54- Hello, Joe. - Hello, Ruth.
1:31:55 > 1:31:57I came for the funeral.
1:31:59 > 1:32:02You're a bit late.
1:32:02 > 1:32:08Still, it's reassuring to know that...some things never change.
1:32:12 > 1:32:17I...I heard it was wonderful. I mean...
1:32:17 > 1:32:19Yeah, it was...wonderful.
1:32:21 > 1:32:23It was good of you to come.
1:32:26 > 1:32:30How are you? SIGHS Fucking stupid question.
1:32:30 > 1:32:33- Sorry. - Yeah.
1:32:38 > 1:32:41- I don't know what to say. - There's nothing to say.
1:32:41 > 1:32:44My ears are ringing with sympathy, but it's not...
1:32:46 > 1:32:48..it's not gonna bring him back.
1:32:53 > 1:32:55He had a rare gift, Joe...
1:32:55 > 1:32:58he knew his place in the world.
1:33:00 > 1:33:02He found wonder in simple things.
1:33:04 > 1:33:07He lived in the moment, like a child.
1:33:09 > 1:33:12That's a rare gift in a man.
1:33:20 > 1:33:23Do you know what the strangest thing is?
1:33:24 > 1:33:27I can't cry.
1:33:27 > 1:33:31It's the saddest moment in my life, and I can't cry.
1:33:33 > 1:33:36I mean, I wish I could cry.
1:33:39 > 1:33:42There must be something wrong with me.
1:33:43 > 1:33:47- If there's anything I can do for you, anything you need...- Oh, no.
1:34:00 > 1:34:02I was so afraid to come back.
1:34:05 > 1:34:08You were right to leave.
1:34:09 > 1:34:13It allowed you to... do what you wanted.
1:34:13 > 1:34:15Or maybe what I thought I wanted.
1:34:23 > 1:34:26- I should be getting back. - Yeah. OK. Sure.
1:34:28 > 1:34:32- Thanks for coming. - I'm sorry I was late.
1:34:34 > 1:34:36He would have laughed.
1:34:39 > 1:34:44- Well...goodbye, then. - Goodbye, Ruth.
1:35:14 > 1:35:16- How was it? - Weird.
1:35:23 > 1:35:27- This is Jane's grave? - Yep.
1:35:27 > 1:35:30And this one is Evelyn's.
1:35:31 > 1:35:35- Evelyn died?- I hope so. She's in trouble if she didn't.
1:35:35 > 1:35:39- How did...? Mum didn't tell me. - Well, there's a story.
1:35:39 > 1:35:42She was drawn to trouble like a drunk to the bottle
1:35:42 > 1:35:44and if she couldn't find it, she'd make it.
1:35:44 > 1:35:47Jesus Christ, you get more like Peggy Tickell every day!
1:35:47 > 1:35:51- I'm not like Peggy! - Just tell me what happened.
1:35:52 > 1:35:55Are you wearing make-up?
1:35:55 > 1:35:59- Fuck off. - All right, all right.
1:35:59 > 1:36:03Well, soon after Jane died, Jack and Evelyn split up.
1:36:03 > 1:36:07He never really got over Jane's death, and the final straw was...
1:36:07 > 1:36:11- Do you remember Kevin Hubble? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1:36:11 > 1:36:13Jack found Evelyn in bed with him.
1:36:16 > 1:36:19- She married him. - Wow!
1:36:19 > 1:36:21Much to her regret. He was a monster.
1:36:21 > 1:36:25He made her life a living hell. And she stuck it out for years.
1:36:25 > 1:36:28It was as if she felt she deserved it.
1:36:28 > 1:36:31He beat her, he tormented her. He was a real bastard.
1:36:31 > 1:36:34Anyway, so she finally leaves him, steals his car.
1:36:34 > 1:36:37I don't know why, it was a wreck.
1:36:37 > 1:36:40Broke down on the motorway, got out and was hit by a lorry.
1:36:40 > 1:36:43- Oh, God! - Her head was chopped straight off.
1:36:43 > 1:36:47And the strangest thing was, they never found it.
1:36:47 > 1:36:52- Well, what happened to it?- Well, they thought a fox might've taken it.
1:36:53 > 1:36:56They don't know, and I don't suppose they ever will.
1:37:03 > 1:37:05There.
1:37:06 > 1:37:09- Are you wearing make-up? - No, I'm not wearing...
1:37:09 > 1:37:13Well...it's concealer. SHE LAUGHS
1:37:13 > 1:37:17- You are wearing make up! - Fuck off! HE CHUCKLES
1:37:51 > 1:37:53MUSIC: "If There Is Something" by Roxy Music
1:38:14 > 1:38:17# I would do anything for you
1:38:17 > 1:38:20# I would climb mountains
1:38:20 > 1:38:23# I would swim all the oceans blue
1:38:25 > 1:38:28# I would walk a thousand miles
1:38:28 > 1:38:31# Reveal my secrets
1:38:31 > 1:38:35# More than enough for me to share
1:38:37 > 1:38:40# I would put roses round our door
1:38:40 > 1:38:43# Sit in the garden
1:38:43 > 1:38:49# Growing potatoes by the score... #
1:39:53 > 1:39:55DIALOGUE DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC
1:41:08 > 1:41:13# Shake your hair, girl With your ponytail
1:41:13 > 1:41:15# Takes me right back
1:41:15 > 1:41:18# When you were young
1:41:20 > 1:41:25# Throw your precious gifts into the air
1:41:25 > 1:41:27# Watch them fall down
1:41:27 > 1:41:30# When you were young
1:41:31 > 1:41:36# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
1:41:36 > 1:41:39# You used to walk upon
1:41:39 > 1:41:41# When you were young
1:41:42 > 1:41:48# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
1:41:48 > 1:41:51# The hills were higher
1:41:51 > 1:41:53# When you were young
1:41:54 > 1:41:59# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
1:41:59 > 1:42:02# The trees were taller
1:42:02 > 1:42:05# When you were young
1:42:06 > 1:42:11# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
1:42:11 > 1:42:14# The grass was greener
1:42:14 > 1:42:16# When you were young
1:42:17 > 1:42:23# Lift up your feet and put them on the ground
1:42:23 > 1:42:25# You used to walk upon
1:42:25 > 1:42:30# When...you...were...young. #
1:42:35 > 1:42:38MUSIC: "It Ain't Easy" by David Bowie
1:42:48 > 1:42:52# When you climb to the top of the mountain
1:42:52 > 1:42:55# Look out over the sea
1:42:55 > 1:42:59# Think about the places perhaps
1:42:59 > 1:43:02# Where a young man could be
1:43:02 > 1:43:06# Then you jump back down to the rooftops
1:43:06 > 1:43:09# Look out over the town
1:43:09 > 1:43:13# Think about all of the strange things
1:43:13 > 1:43:15# Circulatin' round
1:43:15 > 1:43:19# It ain't easy
1:43:19 > 1:43:22# It ain't easy
1:43:22 > 1:43:25# It ain't easy to get to heaven
1:43:25 > 1:43:27# When you're goin' down
1:43:28 > 1:43:32# Satisfaction, satisfaction
1:43:32 > 1:43:36# Keep me satisfied
1:43:36 > 1:43:39# I've got the love of a hoochie-koochie woman
1:43:39 > 1:43:43# She's callin' from inside
1:43:43 > 1:43:47# She's a-callin' from inside
1:43:47 > 1:43:50# Tryin' to get to you
1:43:50 > 1:43:53# All the woman really wants
1:43:53 > 1:43:56# You can give her somethin', too
1:43:56 > 1:43:59# It ain't easy
1:43:59 > 1:44:02# It ain't easy
1:44:02 > 1:44:05# It ain't easy to get to heaven
1:44:05 > 1:44:08# When you're goin' down
1:44:09 > 1:44:12# It ain't easy
1:44:12 > 1:44:16# It ain't easy
1:44:16 > 1:44:19# It ain't easy to get to heaven
1:44:19 > 1:44:22# When you're goin' down. #
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