0:01:19 > 0:01:21CHEERING
0:01:37 > 0:01:41MUSIC: "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss Jnr
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Come on, 100!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Scott won most of the trophies here.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30The tragedy was he was a champion.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37'Welcome to the Southern Districts Waratah Championships.
0:02:37 > 0:02:44'You're going to see some of the top dancers in the Southern Districts.'
0:02:44 > 0:02:48We thought he was over the silliness,
0:02:48 > 0:02:52never that he'd do it in front of...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Federation President Barry Fife. CHEERING
0:02:55 > 0:03:00'Don't forget, the official Federation video...'
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Wonderful to see you, Barry!
0:03:02 > 0:03:08Barry Fife's Dance To Win is on sale here tonight! Yeah.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11There was no doubt in anyone's mind
0:03:11 > 0:03:18that Scott and Liz would be the next Pan-Pacific Grand Prix Amateur Five Dance Latin American champions.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21And then came that...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Samba!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25MUSIC: "Sinful Samba"
0:03:29 > 0:03:32CRIES OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:03:36 > 0:03:38< Come on, 54!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42< Come on, 69!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45CHEERING
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Ken Railings and Pam Short were dancing there that night.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ken's always been a wonderful ambassador for ballroom dancing.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19But I know that everyone there really thought it was Scott's turn.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Come on, number 100!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Come on, number 100!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34CROWD GASPS
0:04:44 > 0:04:49True, Scott and Liz became boxed in.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Piss off!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00It was no excuse for what Scott did.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11What the hell's going on?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16He resorted to his own, flashy, crowd-pleasing steps.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Come on. Come on.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27He forced me. The lady must follow.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Bet you never saw that before!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I keep asking myself, "Why?"
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Did I do something wrong?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Did I fail him as a mother?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52In front of Barry Fife!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'll cut the music. Don't be bloody stupid!
0:06:40 > 0:06:45To pick what was wrong with the steps, you must be a professional
0:06:45 > 0:06:50like myself or Federation President Barry Fife.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Barry Fife!
0:06:51 > 0:06:57You can dance any steps you like.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01That doesn't mean you'll...WIN.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05The winner is couple number 69, Ken Railings and Pam Short.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10Ken and Pam are Southern Star Inter-regional titleholders,
0:07:10 > 0:07:18and Putting on the Ritz, City and Country, and Round Robin champions,
0:07:18 > 0:07:22and former three-times Pan-Pacific Grand Prix Amateur
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Five Dance Latin American champions. Yes!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I've been dancing for two years.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I haven't got a partner yet.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38It was great. They should've won.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Hi, Liz, I thought you should have won...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Sorry. ..Liz!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Piss off!- Liz...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Get away from me! I'm not dancing with you, all right?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I'm not dancing with you till you dance like you're supposed to!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02# Let's do it
0:08:02 > 0:08:03# Happy feet
0:08:03 > 0:08:07# I've got those happy feet... #
0:08:07 > 0:08:10One, two, three, four. Partner up.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13# I've got those tappy-toes... #
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Happy as Larry last night, they were.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'm just asking you. What did you think of the steps?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I don't think! I don't give a shit about them - we lost!
0:08:23 > 0:08:29Don't you worry about Barry. ..Spinning the girl out.
0:08:29 > 0:08:36- Fran, you out of that apricot scrub? - Nearly.- I'll bring it AND toner. It's a special this week.- Thanks.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Roll her in.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45- I don't want us to end up like that drunk, Ken. - Ken Railings is a ballroom king!
0:08:45 > 0:08:52Good, Clarry! ..I've smoothed it over. When Les Kendall talks, Barry Fife listens.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I've got my happy face on today, Les.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
0:09:00 > 0:09:06- Oh, my God!- Oh, my God! - Sorry, Mrs Hastings. I've tried!
0:09:06 > 0:09:11But your son isn't even interested in winning at the Pan-Pacifics.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14He and I are no longer partners.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Hi, Liz.- Aaaaaaah!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Vanessa!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Tango, please.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, Vanessa!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh...
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- Come on.- The stupid idiot! The nightmare!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Ahhhh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Oh, my God, Shirley. - Stay calm, Les. Stay calm.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Here he comes. ..Doug. Doug.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Son, can I bend your ear for a tick? - Not now, Dad.
0:09:51 > 0:09:57Don't you speak to your father like that. He's trying to talk to you. ..Talk, Doug.
0:10:08 > 0:10:15- Are we going to do that bogo pogo? - Did you like how I danced?- What?
0:10:15 > 0:10:22- Did you like the way I danced? - You didn't win.- But did you like it? - I dunno. Ready?- What?
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- To help us with the bogo pogo. - How did I dance?!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I DON'T know.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Jesus, Wayne!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Hm-hm.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41We had an agreement. ..Arms, Clarry.
0:10:41 > 0:10:50- I'm sick of dancing somebody else's steps.- The people who passed on those steps know more than you do!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- The audience didn't think so. - The audience(!)
0:10:53 > 0:10:59Forward on the heel, Fran. ..What do they know? Flashy choreography,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02but where was your floorcraft? ..Arms, Clarry.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07No energy directed into the floor, untidy feet...
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Arms, Clarry! That won't win you the Pan-Pacific!
0:11:11 > 0:11:20- Does he really think that'll win? - He said what we dance is crap! - What?- And then he ripped her dress.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24And you won't win without a partner.
0:11:24 > 0:11:30Scott and Liz are still fighting. I'm not bothering. Happy face on today.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- Fran, you managed to upset Lizzie. - I'd better go and apologise.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Go and beg forgiveness. You're nothing without her.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Remember, it takes two to tango.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49You've a light in you. Let it shine.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ah!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Right.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41You've come to your senses.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48NO! I don't want this. I don't want this!
0:12:48 > 0:12:55- What DO you want?- I'll tell you! I want Ken Railings to walk in and say,
0:12:55 > 0:12:59"Pam broke both her legs. I want to dance with YOU!"
0:12:59 > 0:13:02HORN BLARES AHHH!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Pam broke both her legs. I wanna dance with YOU.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19That was unexpected!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22MUSIC: "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss Jnr
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Thank you very much. Time to go.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Chairs, please, Clarry. Broom, Natalie.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44LIZZIE: Ken's got his own spa bath.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46KEN: It's great for aching muscles.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Clarry, chairs!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Ken owns Spa-Arama.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Wayne and I hope to do well. - Oh?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Fran!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Wayne, come and meet Ken.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Kylie, feed the fish!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Doug, are you coming?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- He's my partner.- Fiance. G'day.
0:14:18 > 0:14:24Doug! Doug! Doug!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Doug! Doug, will you hurry up, please?!
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Doug!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32SHIRLEY CRIES
0:14:35 > 0:14:41There, there, there. Where's that happy face? There, there.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47SHIRLEY CARRIES ON CRYING NOISILY
0:14:51 > 0:14:54(Let's go.)
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Come on, Wayne.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02- Don't worry, we're not going to give up yet. - We'll find Scott a new partner.
0:15:04 > 0:15:11- Oh, Les, he's my only son. - I know. I know. Now, don't worry, love. Don't worry.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14We'll start try-outs tomorrow.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Now here's Doug. He'll take you home.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Come on, Shirley.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23< Good night, fishes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Good night, Uncle Les.- Night-night.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Sleep tight. Off we go. Off we go.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Good...
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Happy face!
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Scottie, I... Scott!
0:15:45 > 0:15:50You're still our number one. Now, we've got three weeks.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53We'll start try-outs tomorrow.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55We'll find you a new partner.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Yeah.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49'To pick what was wrong with the steps, you'd have to be a professional, like myself.'
0:18:19 > 0:18:25- That's good.- What are you doing? - I...- How long have you been here?
0:18:25 > 0:18:30Two years. Er...I was just looking for someone.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Everyone's gone home. - Yeah, I know.
0:18:34 > 0:18:41It's just I've got this idea. Like... I mean... It's, er...
0:18:41 > 0:18:47It's, er... What I'm trying to, er...
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I want to dance with you.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What?
0:18:54 > 0:19:01I want to dance with you. I want to dance with you YOUR way at the Pan-Pacifics.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07At the Pan-Pacifics?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Dance my way at the Pan-Pacifics?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Yeah.
0:19:16 > 0:19:23- You can't dance my way - you don't win. - It's because you're overdoing it.
0:19:23 > 0:19:30- If you kept it simpler and dance from the heart...- What? - ..and had the right partner.- I see.
0:19:30 > 0:19:38- That's you, is it(?)- When you dance your steps I understand how you feel, cos I make up my own steps.
0:19:38 > 0:19:44- You make up your own steps? - Yeah, and I'VE no partner. - What are you carrying on about?
0:19:44 > 0:19:52- You've been dancing with a girl for two years, haven't you?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- But...- You come up and say you want to dance non-Federation
0:19:57 > 0:20:04- AND convince the judges, with only three weeks to train?- Yeah.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- I don't think so.- Just try me out.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Go home.- One hour!- Don't! - Just a chance!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14You'll feel like an idiot tomorrow.
0:20:14 > 0:20:20- Do you want to dance your own steps or not? - It's none of your business.- Do you?
0:20:20 > 0:20:26Look. A beginner has no right to approach an Open amateur.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27An Open amateur has no right
0:20:27 > 0:20:32- to dance non-Federation steps, but you did.- That's different.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33How?!
0:20:33 > 0:20:39You're the same as the rest! You're scared to give someone new a go.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43They might be better than you are!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You're pathetic and gutless!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Vivir con miedo es como vivir a medias!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01What's your name again?
0:21:01 > 0:21:07- Fran.- Yeah, Fran what?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Just Fran.
0:21:15 > 0:21:22All right, then "just Fran", don't push me - rumba.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Great(!) You can't even do a basic...- You said one hour. - One, TWO, three, four.
0:21:28 > 0:21:35One, hold, TWO. One, hold, two, three. One, two, three.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40..Three, four. One, two, three...
0:21:40 > 0:21:46We're telling a story. The rumba's the dance of love. Look like you're in love.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48That's it. Good.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55Turn, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Good. That's it.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02We'll do one basic, then a spin, then lunge.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08And one, two and one, turn and... Oh.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11One, turn and lunge.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13One, turn and lunge.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14OK.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21Lunge, drag, hold, drag. One, two...
0:22:21 > 0:22:27- I know...- No, no, no, we'll go - one and two and...
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- We could...- Wait, wait.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Where did that come from?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49It's a step I've been working on at home.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Show me.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Well...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21She's got no body flight.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Good.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Stronger.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46A bit of musicality, please!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Good. Good. Yeah.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11She's terrible!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15They're either too tall, too short or too tubby - you know, fat.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's as if he doesn't want to find anyone who's compatible.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Now, this one's Island Fantasy. That's 11.95.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Now, see, that's YOU.
0:24:29 > 0:24:35He was to help me and Vanessa with a bogo pogo step but didn't show up!
0:24:35 > 0:24:40With a guy like Scott it could be anything - sexuality, drugs.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43He's obviously lost it, sweetie. He's all washed up.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- No.- Sorry.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Take a break.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10How are the try-outs going?
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- Good. Really good.- Mm.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24- Your mum and Les were really great dancers, weren't they?- Yeah.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40- They don't talk about it very much. - No. It's because of Dad.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Look, Fran...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53DOOR SLAMS
0:26:01 > 0:26:04HE MOUTHS
0:26:09 > 0:26:11HE HUMS
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- What's he doing?- Oh, he's always hiding away doing something.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46RUMBA MUSIC
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Can you dance without those?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Might help.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Come on, we've got work to do.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18# Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# And think of you
0:27:20 > 0:27:27# Caught up in circles Confusion is nothing new
0:27:27 > 0:27:35# Flashback, warm nights Almost left behind
0:27:35 > 0:27:40# Suitcase of memories Time after...
0:27:40 > 0:27:48# Sometimes you picture me I'm walking too far ahead
0:27:48 > 0:27:55# You're calling to me I can't hear what you've said
0:27:55 > 0:28:03TOGETHER: # Then you say, "Go slow" I fall behind
0:28:03 > 0:28:06# The second hand unwinds... #
0:28:06 > 0:28:10CHA-CHA MUSIC
0:28:32 > 0:28:37# ..If you're lost you can look and you will find me
0:28:37 > 0:28:40# Time after time
0:28:40 > 0:28:44# If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting
0:28:44 > 0:28:48# Time after time. #
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Again.
0:29:05 > 0:29:12It was his year! It was his year! It was his year! It was his year! It was his YEAR!
0:29:12 > 0:29:19It was Scott's year, Luke. He threw it all away. You wouldn't, Lukey? No.
0:29:19 > 0:29:24- Les'll find a partner. - There's no time, Doug!
0:29:24 > 0:29:29She'd have to be a champion without a partner(!) >
0:29:29 > 0:29:34Why don't you and Mrs Hastings go in the Over-35s?
0:29:34 > 0:29:39I don't like competitions. He doesn't. Have a go!
0:29:39 > 0:29:46SHIRLEY: Doug, stop that! Stop shuffling, you stupid man!
0:29:49 > 0:29:51I can't bear it.
0:29:51 > 0:29:57I just can't bear it. Don't cry, Mum. Scott'll find a new partner.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01He will.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05# If you're lost You can look and you will find me
0:30:05 > 0:30:08# Time after time
0:30:08 > 0:30:13# If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting
0:30:13 > 0:30:16# Time after time
0:30:16 > 0:30:21# If you fall, I will catch you I will be waiting
0:30:21 > 0:30:23# Time after time... #
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- You're ready.- What for? - I want you and me to try out for Les tomorrow night.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32For the State?
0:30:32 > 0:30:35- Really?- Yep.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37# Time after time
0:30:37 > 0:30:40# Time after time
0:30:43 > 0:30:46# Time after time
0:30:46 > 0:30:48# Time after time. #
0:31:00 > 0:31:08- Vivir com miedo es como vivir a... - ..vivir a medias.
0:31:08 > 0:31:13- Vivir con miedo es como vivir a medias.- Yeah.
0:31:14 > 0:31:20To live with fear is like to half-live. I mean, is a life half lived.
0:31:20 > 0:31:25- Oh, yeah. Like a proverb. - Yeah, sort of.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27A life half lived.
0:31:29 > 0:31:30I like it.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34TRAIN WHISTLE IN BACKGROUND
0:31:36 > 0:31:42- See you at the State tomorrow. - Should we do the rumba? - Les'll love it.
0:31:42 > 0:31:47I do too. The rumba, I mean.
0:31:50 > 0:31:55Fran, you know what I said about the rumba being, you know,
0:31:55 > 0:31:59- the dance of love?- Yeah.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02- Well...- Yeah?- It's pretend.
0:32:02 > 0:32:07- You just pretend to be in love. It's not real.- Oh, no. I didn't...
0:32:07 > 0:32:14- SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS - Are you all right?- You'd better go. See you tomorrow.- OK.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25GLASS CLINKS
0:32:29 > 0:32:32TRANSLATION FROM SPANISH:
0:32:53 > 0:33:00'The State Championships, featuring the magical Mr Nathan Starkey and Miss Tina Sparkle!'
0:33:00 > 0:33:05BARRY FIFE: I want Tina to be Scott's new partner, Les.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Tina Sparkle?!
0:33:08 > 0:33:14That's right. Bloody Nathan's going to announce his retirement tonight.
0:33:14 > 0:33:19Both are without partners. They should be seen together.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23But Scott's caused chat down our way!
0:33:23 > 0:33:27That's why he needs the right partner!
0:33:27 > 0:33:30That's right, Merv.
0:33:30 > 0:33:36- Let's not chuck the babies out with the bathtub.- I'm 100% behind it.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Francisca!
0:33:51 > 0:33:56Well, gentlemen, let's make this a bloody good festival.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Oh, er, Les, just a tick.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03This is just wonderful, Barry.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06He doesn't deserve it, Les.
0:34:06 > 0:34:14- I've been fielding phone calls all week about the steps Scott danced at the festival.- He's changed.
0:34:14 > 0:34:21We both know where he was heading, foolish boy. But Scott's got his second chance.
0:34:24 > 0:34:30Let's not forget that a Pan-Pacific champion becomes a hero,
0:34:30 > 0:34:35a guiding light to all dancers, someone who'll set the right example.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39You've been drinking!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Bullshit!- You bloody have!
0:34:42 > 0:34:50I love dancing. And I'm not going to let what we've fought for all these years be destroyed.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Oh, look at that. Go, 71!
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Go, 71!
0:34:54 > 0:34:58- You're drunk!- Bullshit. - You bloody are!
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Ken, come on!
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Get your head up!
0:35:06 > 0:35:12< Kennie! Come on, 54! > < Go for it, 69! Kennie, you old bum.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Do you two know anything about this girl Scott's trying out with?
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Who is it, Mum?
0:35:19 > 0:35:23I'd be the last to know! Scott says we'll never guess.
0:35:25 > 0:35:32- Clarry, have you seen Fran?- No, maybe she got a lift with Natalie. It's our first big comp tonight.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37- Do YOU know anything about her? - News travels fast!
0:35:37 > 0:35:41- Who is it?- Sourpusses, look.
0:35:41 > 0:35:47"Three times Pan-Pacific champion Tina Sparkle is hunting for a new partner.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50"Nathan Starkey will be retiring.
0:35:50 > 0:35:55"Their farewell exhibition will be at this weekend's State Finals.
0:35:55 > 0:36:00- "Who will snaffle Tina?" - Scott Hastings, that's who!
0:36:00 > 0:36:04Oh, my God, Tina Sparkle! Yes!
0:36:04 > 0:36:11- Will she dance with him? - Right after her exhibition, she'll hop into the social dance with him.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16'The next event will be the Mother and Son Gypsy Dance.'
0:36:16 > 0:36:21It's an answer to our prayers. And she photographs well.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Oh, Frannie, isn't it exciting?!
0:36:24 > 0:36:29- A partner! Everything's turned out wonderfully!- Do you think so?
0:36:29 > 0:36:33Les and I are beside ourselves!
0:36:33 > 0:36:38- Well, I'm very happy too. - Of course you are, luvvy.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40(You've been using that Buf-Puf.)
0:36:40 > 0:36:46- If he doesn't hurry up, I might jump in myself.- Mr Kendall!- Ah.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50- Oh, Mum, I was going to tell you... - Very funny, you little devil.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Well, we know all about it. Fantastic, mate.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- You shoulda told us.- I was first!
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- You haven't even seen us dance. - You two were made for each other!
0:37:06 > 0:37:11I find it difficult to get the films now. It's all video, video, video.
0:37:11 > 0:37:16For goodness' sake, Doug, she's not interested. She's beside herself.
0:37:16 > 0:37:22Who would have thought it, eh? Our Scott dancing with someone like Tina Sparkle.
0:37:22 > 0:37:29'Yes! The fairy princess of the dancefloor, Miss Tina Sparkle...'
0:37:29 > 0:37:32- Tina Sparkle.- Fran, I...
0:37:32 > 0:37:35'..and Mr Nathan Starkey!'
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Oh, isn't Tina beautiful?!
0:37:38 > 0:37:43'Ladies and gentlemen, this evening, dancing for the last time,
0:37:43 > 0:37:50'Mr Nathan Starkey and Miss Tina Sparkle. What a great partnership...
0:37:50 > 0:37:57'and what a shame! - as they dance for you the Fruity Rumba.'
0:37:59 > 0:38:03- She's a funny girl. - Be back in a minute.
0:38:03 > 0:38:07'The beginning of a lovely shuffle.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11'Yes, give them some applause. Welcome them.'
0:38:14 > 0:38:18Watch it, Fran-gipani! I'm the one driving the engine!
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Well, what's that in the Thermos?
0:38:21 > 0:38:27- Hi, Scott.- Have you seen Fran? - Fran who?
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Cheers(!)
0:38:32 > 0:38:37'It's a double...! Oh, into a quick whip split. Beaut!
0:38:40 > 0:38:48'Ah, yes, that'll go down a treat with the judges at the Pan-Pacific this year.'
0:38:48 > 0:38:52BOTH: Do you know where Scott went?
0:38:52 > 0:38:58- Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.- Excuse me.- Excuse me.
0:39:00 > 0:39:08'All these steps can be found in Barry Fife's brilliant video Dance To Win, priced at 29.95.
0:39:08 > 0:39:15'The president, Mr Barry Fife, will be signing copies of his brilliant video tonight in the foyer...
0:39:21 > 0:39:24'Oh, a classic twilight lift.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32'Oh, look at this!'
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Fran, I didn't know anything about that.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43Are you going to dance with Tina?
0:39:44 > 0:39:47I...
0:39:48 > 0:39:50She's the champion.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53I think you should.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56She's your style. You really suit each other.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00I've been working towards winning the Pan-Pacific since I was six years old.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06'Beautiful...'
0:40:16 > 0:40:17I'm sure you'll win.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28I could never do that.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32'Flowing into the reverse whip split.'
0:40:34 > 0:40:38MUSIC: "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" by Doris Day
0:40:41 > 0:40:44# You won't admit you love me
0:40:44 > 0:40:51# And so how am I ever to know?
0:40:51 > 0:40:53# You always tell me
0:40:53 > 0:40:56# "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps"
0:40:59 > 0:41:02# A million times I've asked you
0:41:02 > 0:41:08# And then I ask you over again
0:41:08 > 0:41:15# You only answer "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps"
0:41:17 > 0:41:24# If you can't make your mind up We'll never get started
0:41:26 > 0:41:29# And I don't want to wind up
0:41:29 > 0:41:34# Being parted, broken-hearted
0:41:34 > 0:41:40# So if you really love me Say yes
0:41:40 > 0:41:45# But if you don't, dear, confess
0:41:45 > 0:41:48# And please don't tell me
0:41:48 > 0:41:52# "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps"
0:42:06 > 0:42:10# "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps"
0:42:12 > 0:42:20# If you can't make your mind up we'll never get started
0:42:20 > 0:42:23# And I don't want to wind up... #
0:42:23 > 0:42:28It's the inconceivable sight of Scott dancing with Fran.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Hm.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33(Check it out.)
0:42:33 > 0:42:35# If you really love me, say yes
0:42:35 > 0:42:39# But if you don't, dear, confess
0:42:39 > 0:42:46# And please don't tell me "Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps." #
0:42:49 > 0:42:52You're kidding!
0:42:53 > 0:42:55(Fran.)
0:42:55 > 0:43:00- 'Give them a big hand...' - Quick, Tina's coming.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Give her a hand.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07- I'm not going... - I don't want to hear it!
0:43:07 > 0:43:13'Tina'll be dancing with a brand-new partner.'
0:43:13 > 0:43:18Tina, wonderful, wonderful... the fruit, everything.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22Les, Fife wants Scott at the servery NOW.
0:43:22 > 0:43:26What's going on? A silly accident.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29- Mum...- Scott, Tina's here now.
0:43:29 > 0:43:34- Tina. ..Mum...- You need to have a chat with President Fife.
0:43:34 > 0:43:42Don't keep him waiting. We'll be back for the Social. Take your time getting changed. Come on, Scott.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45Tough routine, Teens. Ugh.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50I thought that was good.
0:43:50 > 0:43:55- Come on.- Mrs Hastings... - What did you think you were doing?
0:43:55 > 0:44:01There's obviously been things going on, but we'll fix that nasty bruise.
0:44:01 > 0:44:05- Then it would be best if you went home.- But...
0:44:05 > 0:44:10You're a beginner. What were you doing?
0:44:10 > 0:44:13- And you're clumsy. - Scott wanted...
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Well, of course Scott would SAY that.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22But you don't want to ruin his chances, do you?
0:44:23 > 0:44:26..Do you?
0:44:26 > 0:44:31You can see it would be best if you just went home
0:44:31 > 0:44:34and forgot about this...
0:44:34 > 0:44:36can't you, Frannie?
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Can't you?
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Yes, Mrs Hastings.
0:44:43 > 0:44:51Les's lined you up with Tina. Don't blow it or there won't be a mark low enough at the Pan-Pacific.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55- Comprendez? - Barry's thinking of your wellbeing.
0:44:55 > 0:45:03- If everybody made up their own steps...- You'd be out of a job! - H-He's excited at dancing with Tina.
0:45:03 > 0:45:07He doesn't know what he's saying. ..Scott!
0:45:07 > 0:45:12We can't expect Tina to wait all night. I know.
0:45:14 > 0:45:18- You look terrific. - What was that about?
0:45:18 > 0:45:24- With Fran? - Fran? Fran? Fran.
0:45:24 > 0:45:25Fran. Wasn't she that girl that...?
0:45:25 > 0:45:29- Well, here we all are. - Where is she?- Who?- Fran.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- SHIRLEY: Who? - The girl that fell.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- She went home. Don't worry.- What?!
0:45:35 > 0:45:40- She went shopping.- No, to make a phone call.- You're pathetic!
0:45:40 > 0:45:44- What's wrong with you? - I've been trying to find out.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47What IS so wrong with the way I dance?!
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Come on now, Scott! Tina's waiting.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59You're all so scared!
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Is he dancing with Tina or not?
0:46:02 > 0:46:07- Sorry, Tina.- No, Scott! ..Wayne. - Scott...!
0:46:07 > 0:46:09What's going on?!
0:46:21 > 0:46:22Care for a dance, Teens?
0:46:27 > 0:46:34You danced impressively today! Do you think so? But try a bogo pogo in your samba.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38It's terrific coming out of a twist. Actually...
0:46:38 > 0:46:43It's in me video. You got one? Er... Take this one.
0:46:43 > 0:46:50Thanks, Mr Fife. Scott's not the only one with a future...Wayne?
0:46:50 > 0:46:54Yeah, Wayne. I've seen his bad influence before.
0:46:54 > 0:46:58One bad egg could rot the whole barrel.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02Know what I mean? Mm?
0:47:09 > 0:47:10HE KNOCKS
0:47:25 > 0:47:27(Fran.)
0:47:27 > 0:47:31- Fran.- What are you doing here?
0:47:31 > 0:47:35- I want to dance with you. - Go away. I'll get in trouble.
0:47:38 > 0:47:43- What happened to a life lived in fear and all that?- It's no use.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46You were right. I'm a beginner.
0:47:48 > 0:47:53- I'll never be like them.- I don't want you to be. You're BETTER.
0:47:53 > 0:47:58Fran, I want to dance with you at the Pan-Pacifics.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02We won't win.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05I just want to dance our steps.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Francisca!
0:48:14 > 0:48:20- Quien es este?- Es mi... my dancing partner.- You go now!
0:48:20 > 0:48:23- Go! Go!- No!- Go now!
0:48:23 > 0:48:27Sacate! Sacate! Fuera de agui! Fuera.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30We just danced together, that's ALL.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34What sort of dance do you dance so late at night?
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Paso Doble.
0:48:40 > 0:48:46- Paso Doble? Tu bailas Pasa Doble?- What?
0:48:46 > 0:48:50- You dance the Paso Doble? - ..Yeah.
0:48:50 > 0:48:54Show. Show.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Yes, we want to see this Paso Doble.
0:49:02 > 0:49:07Queremos ver este Paso Doble, verdad? MUSICIANS: Si, vamos!
0:49:11 > 0:49:13Ven. Ensename.
0:49:13 > 0:49:17Come on. Show us your Paso Doble.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20SHOW me your Paso Doble.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Venga! Venga! Venga!
0:49:36 > 0:49:38Venga!
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Hey, it's all right.
0:49:43 > 0:49:47- Just try and keep up. - A ver. >
0:49:52 > 0:49:53Intro, please.
0:49:56 > 0:50:01PASO DOBLE MUSIC
0:50:04 > 0:50:07GENERAL LAUGHTER
0:50:16 > 0:50:18What?!
0:50:18 > 0:50:21What's so funny?
0:50:35 > 0:50:39Paso Doble - huh!
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Paso Doble.
0:51:09 > 0:51:12A las copas!
0:51:26 > 0:51:28HEELS DRUM LOUDLY
0:51:50 > 0:51:52CHEERS
0:52:09 > 0:52:11Grandma would like to teach us.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27Vamos a ver, donde sientes tu el ritmo?
0:52:27 > 0:52:30Where do you feel the rhythm?
0:52:40 > 0:52:46No, no, no. Aqui y aqui. Mira.
0:52:50 > 0:52:55TAN-te-re-RAN de-re-TAN-TAN-TAN.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58TAN-te-re-RAN-de-re-TAN-TAN-TAN.
0:53:01 > 0:53:06Listen to the rhythm. Don't be scared.
0:53:09 > 0:53:11- Acompaname!- Follow.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Hey!
0:54:19 > 0:54:23Muy bien. Muy bien, chico.
0:54:32 > 0:54:36Have you eaten? There's chops in the fridge.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39- No, I'm fine.- How could you?!
0:54:40 > 0:54:46How could you do that to Tina? She's a Pan-Pacific champion!
0:54:46 > 0:54:51- Mum...- You apologise! - I won't be dancing with her.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54- What?!- I'm dancing with Fran.- FRAN!
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Doug, he won't dance with Tina!
0:54:57 > 0:55:02- I heard. - Do something, you silly man!
0:55:02 > 0:55:05- Why do you pick on Dad? - How dare you?!
0:55:05 > 0:55:11- The sacrifices we've made for you - the money, the time...- Shut up!
0:55:11 > 0:55:15What about Les? He's taught you everything!
0:55:15 > 0:55:19- I'm bored with that. - I don't believe this!
0:55:19 > 0:55:25I have been with your father for 25 years. Do I get bored? Of course!
0:55:25 > 0:55:30- Stick with your roles and they bring their rewards.- What?
0:55:30 > 0:55:34- Winning the Pan-Pacific! - I don't care about that!
0:55:34 > 0:55:35Oh! >
0:55:37 > 0:55:41- He doesn't care about winning it? - That's what he said.
0:55:41 > 0:55:46He just wants to dance his steps. That's great for the studio(!)
0:55:46 > 0:55:50Don't let your imagination run away with this. It's true, Mrs H!
0:55:50 > 0:55:57Like President Fife says, one bad egg can rot the barrel. You're over-reacting!
0:55:57 > 0:55:59Nothing terrible is going to happen!
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Agggghhh!
0:56:02 > 0:56:05What?
0:56:09 > 0:56:12Ken dropped me.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Oh!
0:56:24 > 0:56:25People will laugh at me.
0:56:36 > 0:56:43- No.- Yes. You've just got not to be scared.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52All right?
0:56:56 > 0:57:01You remind me of your mother, you know? I'm very proud of you.
0:57:01 > 0:57:05And if your mum was here...
0:57:08 > 0:57:10..she will be very proud too.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16Francisca. Fran, ven aqui.
0:57:17 > 0:57:22It's too jazzy. Don't throw away your energy.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24See. Keep the focus between you.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30The face - strong.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38Uno, dos, tres. Bien.
0:57:39 > 0:57:41Bien!
0:57:41 > 0:57:42Bien!
0:57:46 > 0:57:49Muy bien, Fran. Very good.
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Vamos a bailar. Los dos.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Uno, dos y tres.
0:57:55 > 0:57:57Uno, dos, tres.
0:58:10 > 0:58:15New steps! New steps! New steps! New steps!
0:58:15 > 0:58:21New steps! New steps! New steps! New steps! New steps! New steps!
0:58:21 > 0:58:24New steps! New steps! New steps!
0:58:24 > 0:58:26There are NO new steps!
0:58:30 > 0:58:32I unequivocally state,
0:58:32 > 0:58:36there are no new steps for the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix! Comprendez?
0:58:38 > 0:58:40This is getting out of hand.
0:58:40 > 0:58:41(GROANS)
0:58:41 > 0:58:43Stop it!
0:58:43 > 0:58:45I've gotta think.
0:58:48 > 0:58:50Something's got to be done about this.
0:58:55 > 0:58:58< If you can't dance a step, you can't teach it.
0:58:58 > 0:59:01If you can't teach it, then we might as well pack up and go home.
0:59:01 > 0:59:06With young Liz available again you've a chance to get your status quo vadis back.
0:59:06 > 0:59:10- We've tried everything. - Except the truth.
0:59:10 > 0:59:12What do you mean?
0:59:14 > 0:59:21We go back too far to beat about the bush. I know we agreed that the past should be left in the past.
0:59:21 > 0:59:25But it's about time that lad learned some home truths about where this kind of thing can lead.
0:59:32 > 0:59:35I'd better fill the drinks machine.
0:59:38 > 0:59:43MUSIC: "Rhumba de Burros" sung by Ignatius Jones
1:00:06 > 1:00:08Una vuelta.
1:00:08 > 1:00:09Asi. Sigueme, sigueme.
1:00:11 > 1:00:13Ole!
1:00:24 > 1:00:25Ole!
1:01:13 > 1:01:19You are ready, kids! You are ready! Yes, they are ready.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21MELANCHOLY WALTZ MUSIC
1:01:46 > 1:01:50SHIRLEY: We tried everything. BARRY: Except the truth.
1:02:00 > 1:02:05- Are you nervous about tomorrow? - Yeah. Are you?
1:02:05 > 1:02:07I never thought we'd make it.
1:02:07 > 1:02:09Me neither.
1:02:09 > 1:02:12- Fran...- Yeah?
1:02:16 > 1:02:21..you know what I said about the rumba and it being pretend?
1:02:21 > 1:02:23Yeah.
1:02:23 > 1:02:25- Well...- What?
1:02:28 > 1:02:31..I think I made a mistake.
1:02:40 > 1:02:42- Oh, no!- What?
1:02:42 > 1:02:48- I promised Wayne I'd help him with his...- ..bogo pogo.
1:02:48 > 1:02:51You'd better not keep him waiting.
1:02:51 > 1:02:54Hey, vivir con miedo es como vivir a medias.
1:03:06 > 1:03:07Wayne!
1:03:09 > 1:03:10Wayne!
1:03:15 > 1:03:17Wayne's not here.
1:03:18 > 1:03:19I hope you don't mind.
1:03:21 > 1:03:25We know we can't win, but we're going to dance anyway.
1:03:25 > 1:03:27So let's not waste each other's time.
1:03:32 > 1:03:36- He was the most beautiful dancer I'd ever seen.- What?
1:03:36 > 1:03:43He could've been the greatest champion of them all, but like you he threw it all away.
1:03:43 > 1:03:46- Who?- The man in this photograph.
1:03:48 > 1:03:49What are you talking about?
1:03:51 > 1:03:58I'm talking about the man who was potentially the greatest ballroom dancer this country's ever seen.
1:03:58 > 1:04:03I'm talking about your father - Doug Hastings.
1:04:03 > 1:04:07Come on. Dad doesn't even dance!
1:04:07 > 1:04:09You think it's funny, do you? Do you?
1:04:09 > 1:04:15I worshipped that man. We all did. He was an inspiration to us all.
1:04:22 > 1:04:24But that's Les. LES was Mum's partner.
1:04:26 > 1:04:29No, Scott. That's Doug.
1:04:31 > 1:04:35I know to look at him today it's hard to believe, but once...once...
1:04:43 > 1:04:44Ah, once...
1:04:48 > 1:04:54Doug and Shirley Hastings were the best bloody couple this country had ever seen.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56DISTANT CHEERS AND COMMENTARY
1:05:07 > 1:05:08Couple number 100.
1:05:10 > 1:05:14You know, Scott, your dad, he had it all -
1:05:14 > 1:05:17looks, charm, confidence. He had everything. EVERYTHING.
1:05:22 > 1:05:24My God, he was MAGNIFICENT!
1:05:24 > 1:05:27Grrrrrr.
1:05:27 > 1:05:30SAMBA MUSIC
1:05:30 > 1:05:35Samba, cha-cha, rumba, jive - he could do anything.
1:05:35 > 1:05:38Brilliant!
1:05:38 > 1:05:39All the girls loved him.
1:05:39 > 1:05:43My goodness, he showed those chickies a thing or two.
1:05:47 > 1:05:51I was your dad's best mate in those days.
1:05:51 > 1:05:56We used to scruff it together. You know, screw it around.
1:05:56 > 1:06:02Les would come along, of course. The three of us together - the old gang.
1:06:02 > 1:06:09We were a bunch of old funsters. We all wanted to win, of course.
1:06:09 > 1:06:13But with your mum as your dad's partner, we had no chance.
1:06:15 > 1:06:18They were magnificent!
1:06:19 > 1:06:23# Take a look at me I'm yesterday's hero
1:06:23 > 1:06:25# Yesterday's hero
1:06:25 > 1:06:29# That's all I be-e-e-e-e. #
1:06:30 > 1:06:34They had it all before them - a perfect career.
1:06:34 > 1:06:35And then...
1:06:37 > 1:06:39..EVERYTHING changed.
1:06:41 > 1:06:43Your dad became - I don't know -
1:06:43 > 1:06:49self-obsessed, focused on himself. A selfish dancer.
1:06:49 > 1:06:55I didn't know what to make of it. He started doing his own thing.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57Crazy, wild, crowd-pleasing steps.
1:07:01 > 1:07:04A bit like yourself, Scott, but always...
1:07:04 > 1:07:07strictly ballroom.
1:07:08 > 1:07:12Shirley put up with it for as long as she bloody well could.
1:07:16 > 1:07:20But it was only a matter of time before she eventually cracked.
1:07:20 > 1:07:24I tried to warn him, but no, he wouldn't listen.
1:07:27 > 1:07:30He'd lost touch with reality.
1:07:30 > 1:07:34He thought they could win the Pan-Pacific dancing his own steps.
1:07:36 > 1:07:38Of course, they lost.
1:07:38 > 1:07:43I was lucky enough to win that year. The shock sent Doug crazy.
1:07:43 > 1:07:46He vowed he'd never dance again.
1:07:46 > 1:07:49For a while there we didn't think he'd pull through.
1:07:49 > 1:07:52Slowly, little by little, day by day,
1:07:52 > 1:07:56he managed to crawl back from that dark pit of despair
1:07:56 > 1:08:00and tack together some semblance of a life.
1:08:08 > 1:08:11When you were born, Doug found a reason to live.
1:08:13 > 1:08:19He vowed that one day, you'd win the trophy that he could never win.
1:08:19 > 1:08:21That's why I've been so hard on you, Scott.
1:08:21 > 1:08:28For Doug to see you so close and go the same way he went would be too much for him to bear.
1:08:28 > 1:08:30I think that'd kill him.
1:08:32 > 1:08:36I managed to save this as a souvenir.
1:08:39 > 1:08:42Doug got rid of everything else.
1:08:42 > 1:08:44Don't tell anybody I've got it.
1:08:50 > 1:08:52Why...didn't anyone tell me?
1:08:54 > 1:08:57Doug destroyed your mother's career,
1:08:57 > 1:09:00made her keep it from you.
1:09:00 > 1:09:02Your father's a proud man.
1:09:02 > 1:09:07He wouldn't want me to do this, but I'm begging you -
1:09:07 > 1:09:10dance with Liz and win the Pan-Pacific once, just once for Doug.
1:09:12 > 1:09:14He's suffered enough, Scott.
1:09:14 > 1:09:18Don't you think he deserves a little happiness?
1:09:18 > 1:09:23Of course, it's up to you. You do what you think's best.
1:09:31 > 1:09:32You'll make the right decision.
1:10:24 > 1:10:29'Dance with Liz and win the Pan-Pacific once, just once for Doug.
1:10:29 > 1:10:32'He's suffered enough, Scott.'
1:10:52 > 1:10:55'The Pan-Pacific Grand Prix!'
1:10:55 > 1:11:00MUSIC: "The Blue Danube"
1:11:08 > 1:11:09Come on!
1:11:10 > 1:11:12CRIES OF ENCOURAGEMENT
1:11:21 > 1:11:25'Put your hands together, ladies and gentlemen.
1:11:25 > 1:11:28'What a magnificent old-time waltz!
1:11:28 > 1:11:31'Thank you, couples. You may leave the floor.'
1:11:31 > 1:11:33RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE
1:11:38 > 1:11:45- Very good, darling. Very good. - Straight down the line. Couldn't fault it. Well done. Well done.
1:11:45 > 1:11:48Jesus, Ken! I only had one drink!
1:11:48 > 1:11:51Poor Tina. Like dancing in a brewery.
1:11:52 > 1:11:55'..For the Beginners' Final...'
1:11:55 > 1:11:57It's Fran!
1:12:00 > 1:12:05She belongs in Beginners. And she stole my partner.
1:12:05 > 1:12:09WAYNE: You made the right decision, mate.
1:12:25 > 1:12:28I know at times it's been confusing for you, Scott.
1:12:28 > 1:12:35I speak for the studio when I say by putting trust in the Federation you're doing the right thing.
1:12:35 > 1:12:43I think that'll be reflected in the results of the big one yet to come - the Open Latin Final.
1:12:43 > 1:12:45We're right behind you, boy.
1:13:00 > 1:13:05- Can I bend your ear for a tick? - Doug!! He has to get ready!
1:13:05 > 1:13:08I must get to the scrutineers' table. Go for it, boy!
1:13:15 > 1:13:19Que bonita esta. Si encuentro ese cabron, lo mato.
1:13:36 > 1:13:44- No, it's a quick a one, a two, a three, a four. - You go back to the ball point!
1:13:44 > 1:13:48- Mr Fife! - Son?
1:13:46 > 1:13:49It's the bogo pogo you suggested.
1:13:49 > 1:13:54- Did I? - You were to show it to us.
1:13:54 > 1:13:59- Bit of a hurry. - Know my partner?
1:13:59 > 1:14:02Wow! Hello, sweetie.
1:14:02 > 1:14:08Having a bit of trouble with the old bogo pogo? Go down one heel ball.
1:14:08 > 1:14:16Pull the weight up into the chest, puffing it out proud, then a quick syncopating two and three and four.
1:14:16 > 1:14:19- Comprendez? - Thanks, Mr Fife.
1:14:19 > 1:14:23Got to run. Good luck for tonight, kids.
1:14:23 > 1:14:25- Son, can I bend...?- Not now, Dad.
1:14:51 > 1:14:55- What happened to "a life lived in fear"?- Fran!
1:14:55 > 1:14:57You really are a gutless wonder!
1:14:57 > 1:15:01- The reason...- I don't want to hear.
1:15:01 > 1:15:05- Listen!- No!- It's hard for me too. - Hard!
1:15:08 > 1:15:15Think how hard it's been for ME to get you to dance with me in the first place.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19Fran-gipani della squeegee mop.
1:15:19 > 1:15:24"Wash the coffee cups, Fran. How's your skin, Fran?" Hard?!
1:15:24 > 1:15:27- You don't understand.- I understand.
1:15:27 > 1:15:32You've got your Pan-Pacifics to win and I'm back in Beginners.
1:15:34 > 1:15:36Fran!
1:15:38 > 1:15:42- Can I bend your ear for a tick? - Not now.- Yes, NOW, Scott!
1:15:46 > 1:15:51And now, ladies and gentlemen, the main event,
1:15:51 > 1:15:55the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix Amateur Five Dance Latin FINAL!
1:15:57 > 1:16:01BARRY WHISTLES Mr Fife!
1:16:01 > 1:16:08- ..But you ball change on the one. - Wayne, it doesn't matter.- Come on!
1:16:08 > 1:16:10I'm dancing with Liz.
1:16:10 > 1:16:14- There's something you must know. - I know.
1:16:14 > 1:16:16Mr Fife.
1:16:16 > 1:16:18- TINA: This is a farce. > - Wayne!
1:16:18 > 1:16:21You can hardly stand up! >
1:16:21 > 1:16:23BARRY: I've fixed it. You'll win! >
1:16:25 > 1:16:29I can't go out there! Pull yourself together!
1:16:29 > 1:16:36- I have always regretted... - ..dancing your own steps at the Pan-Pacific. I KNOW.
1:16:36 > 1:16:38I'm not going to make that mistake.
1:16:38 > 1:16:43I never danced at the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix.
1:16:43 > 1:16:48- Barry told me you lost it dancing your own steps.- Barry?!
1:16:48 > 1:16:54Your year, Ken. Just get on the floor, go through the motions and it's in the bag.
1:16:54 > 1:16:58Hastings' credibility will be shot.
1:16:58 > 1:17:04I'll just go and polish the trophy. Thanks, Mr Fife.
1:17:04 > 1:17:07- Barry convinced her.- Who?
1:17:07 > 1:17:11'Couple 100 - Scott Hastings and Liz Holt.'
1:17:11 > 1:17:14Your mother.
1:17:14 > 1:17:16He's been called, you silly man!
1:17:16 > 1:17:23Wayne, we're being called. It's none of our business.
1:17:23 > 1:17:28'Couple number 176 - Jonathan French and Emily Waters.' (Les!)
1:17:28 > 1:17:30Here, use this.
1:17:33 > 1:17:35Pssst!
1:17:38 > 1:17:42- Could I have your number? - Spud out, nerd!
1:17:42 > 1:17:47Couple number 69 - Ken Railings and Tina Sparkle!
1:17:47 > 1:17:52- What?- I never danced here. Shut up!
1:17:52 > 1:17:56- Barry convinced your mother to dance with LES.- What?!
1:17:56 > 1:18:01- Don't listen!- Why didn't you dance with Dad?- His steps! We'd have lost.
1:18:01 > 1:18:06You lost anyway. You should have stuck by me.
1:18:06 > 1:18:09I did it for you. It cost us our dream.
1:18:09 > 1:18:14Barry convinced me our dancing career was on the line.
1:18:14 > 1:18:16We'd never have been able to teach.
1:18:16 > 1:18:21I couldn't throw that away on a dream! We had to survive.
1:18:21 > 1:18:26'..Scott Hastings and Liz Holt.' SCOTT!
1:18:29 > 1:18:33Scott...! Scott!
1:18:36 > 1:18:43This is the final call for couple number 100 - Scott Hastings and Elizabeth Holt.
1:18:43 > 1:18:47Don't listen to him, Scott. Get on that floor. You can win.
1:18:47 > 1:18:49Win.
1:18:49 > 1:18:55It was the dancing that mattered. SHIRLEY: Don't listen. It's YOUR day.
1:18:55 > 1:18:59We should have put that first!
1:18:59 > 1:19:02We were scared. We walked away. We lived our lives in fear!
1:19:25 > 1:19:26No!
1:19:28 > 1:19:30No, Scott, no!
1:19:30 > 1:19:33No!
1:19:35 > 1:19:37Agghhhh!
1:19:40 > 1:19:43PASO DOBLE MUSIC
1:19:45 > 1:19:49Break out the Bollinger, sweet chops.
1:19:57 > 1:20:00- Are you sure?- We heard him.
1:20:07 > 1:20:08Fran!
1:20:08 > 1:20:11- Why aren't you...?- There's no time.
1:20:11 > 1:20:13Do you still want to dance with me?
1:20:18 > 1:20:20- I brought this just in case. - Come on.
1:20:20 > 1:20:25Que tonto es! A que estamos esperando?
1:20:27 > 1:20:28I want a word.
1:20:28 > 1:20:31Pull yourself together. It's not my fault the boy chickened out.
1:20:31 > 1:20:34- It wouldn't have made any difference.- Out the back.
1:20:36 > 1:20:39I know what's going on!
1:20:39 > 1:20:41You betrayed his father.
1:20:41 > 1:20:46- You told me Doug wanted me to dance with her.- You wanted to hear it.
1:20:46 > 1:20:47Go, Ken!
1:20:50 > 1:20:54- You won't get away with this! - Hear that?
1:20:54 > 1:20:59That's the future of dance. No-one, but no-one's going to change that!
1:21:04 > 1:21:05What the...?
1:21:09 > 1:21:11CHEERING
1:21:15 > 1:21:19PASO DOBLE MUSIC
1:21:32 > 1:21:34Nina!
1:21:47 > 1:21:49Gimme that bloody thing!
1:21:53 > 1:21:56Oh, no, you don't!
1:21:58 > 1:22:02Cut the music! Cut the music!
1:22:02 > 1:22:04He's going to cut the music!
1:22:11 > 1:22:12Lock it!
1:23:07 > 1:23:09MUSIC STOPS
1:23:14 > 1:23:16It's not working!
1:23:21 > 1:23:25ELECTRONIC HUM
1:23:32 > 1:23:36We have a disqualification.
1:23:38 > 1:23:39This is Barry Fife speaking.
1:23:42 > 1:23:48Scott Hastings and partner are suspended until further notice.
1:23:49 > 1:23:54Will Scott Hastings and partner please leave the floor.
1:23:58 > 1:24:03This is the final warning for Scott Hastings and partner
1:24:03 > 1:24:05to PLEASE leave the floor.
1:24:39 > 1:24:41CLAPS CONTINUE
1:25:08 > 1:25:11'Listen to the rhythm.
1:25:11 > 1:25:13'Don't be scared.'
1:26:35 > 1:26:39No, you don't! Shame on you, Miss Leachman.
1:26:51 > 1:26:53MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN
1:28:14 > 1:28:17Shall we dance?
1:28:17 > 1:28:19# Love is in the air
1:28:19 > 1:28:22# Everywhere I look around
1:28:24 > 1:28:27# Love is in the air
1:28:27 > 1:28:31# Every sight and every sound
1:28:32 > 1:28:36# And I don't know if I'm being foolish
1:28:36 > 1:28:40# Don't know if I'm being wise
1:28:40 > 1:28:44# But it's something that I must believe in
1:28:44 > 1:28:48# And it's there when I look in your eyes
1:28:48 > 1:28:53# Love is in the air In the whisper of the trees
1:28:56 > 1:28:59# Love is in the air
1:28:59 > 1:29:01# In the thunder of the sea
1:29:04 > 1:29:08# And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
1:29:08 > 1:29:12# Don't know if I feel safe
1:29:12 > 1:29:15# But it's something that I must believe in
1:29:15 > 1:29:19# And it's there when you call out my name
1:29:28 > 1:29:30# Love is in the air
1:29:32 > 1:29:35# Love is in the air
1:29:36 > 1:29:41# Oh-h-h-h-h, oh, oh Oh, oh-h-h-h-h-oh
1:29:47 > 1:29:51# Oh, love is in the air! #