The Wackness

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0:00:01 > 0:00:07This film contains very strong language.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28So, what's on your mind, Luke?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Nothing.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37I mean, I can make something up.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Fine. Make something up, then.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44OK.

0:00:48 > 0:00:53Erm... I'm having trouble getting laid.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Common problem.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59How old are you again, Luke?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Old enough to be getting laid.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03And getting older every day.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Have you ever gotten laid?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Two years ago I fucked Katie Randall in Battery Park.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12But she had drank like two 40 ounces

0:01:12 > 0:01:15and the cops came and broke us up before we...

0:01:15 > 0:01:19So, she was drunk?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Home girl weighs, like, 60 pounds,

0:01:21 > 0:01:25and she drank two 40 ounce bottles of Crazy Horse.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Crazy Horse? - Look, Dr Squires...

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Call me Jeff. - Look, Jeff...

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Dr Squires...

0:01:33 > 0:01:37how much do you need, man?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39You're the one who needs this, son.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- How much? - A quarter.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Well, I can give you two eighths. It's the same thing.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- That entitles you to another... - 48 minutes.

0:01:53 > 0:01:5748 minutes. If you go now, you're getting ripped off.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01I'm just not feeling all this feeling shit today, Dr Squires.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Luke, tomorrow's a very big day in your life. One of the biggest.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10And I look at you and there's... There's just no joy, you know?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Tell Stephanie I say what's up.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Mmm-hmm.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Hey, you ever feel kind of like a fuck up?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Buying weed from the same dude that deals to your daughter?

0:02:27 > 0:02:33- (MUFFLED) Stepdaughter. - Stepdaughter. Exactly.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Later, Mr Squires. - I'm a doctor, Luke.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Dr Squires.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48(LUKE) 'I met Dr Squires in the spring of '94.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51'First as a client, then as a patient.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55'At the beginning we didn't talk about much of anything.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58'I don't know why I kept seeing him, to be honest.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01'But sometimes it's nice to have someone to talk to.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04'Even if you're just talking shit.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08'He told me the drug thing was a cry for help. Maybe he's right.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13'I am Luke Shapiro. I'm a drug dealer.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15'Hear my cry. (ROARS)

0:03:23 > 0:03:28'My occupation takes me to exotic places like Brooklyn and Queens.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31'Now, I like it most in the summer when no one's around.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35'Just me, the sweaty girls in their short skirts

0:03:35 > 0:03:38'with their breasts and their panties,

0:03:38 > 0:03:40'which I like to see when I can see them.

0:03:40 > 0:03:46'I like fly ladies. I like tank tops. I like short skirts.

0:03:46 > 0:03:52'I like my impure thoughts, which go a little something like this.'

0:03:52 > 0:03:53# It's yours

0:03:55 > 0:03:56# Whose world is this?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59# The world is yours The world is yours

0:03:59 > 0:04:03# It's mine, it's mine, it's mine Whose world is this?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- # It's yours - # It's mine, it's mine, it's mine

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- # Whose world is this? # - Shapiro.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11"THE WORLD IS YOURS" PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- No, did you smell it? - You're holding it, you smell it.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Listen, Mr Bigshot. You know all about expiration dates.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Just look at the jar. Why don't you check it out yourself?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27INAUDIBLE ARGUING

0:04:27 > 0:04:29# Wipe the sweat off my dome Spit the phlegm on the streets

0:04:29 > 0:04:32# Suede Timbs on my feets makes my cypher complete

0:04:32 > 0:04:34# Whether cruisin' in a six-cab or Montero Jeep

0:04:34 > 0:04:37# I can't call it The beats make me fallin' asleep #

0:04:37 > 0:04:40'I hate high school so I'm alone a lot.'

0:04:40 > 0:04:45'Which is fine by me. Sometimes it gets lonely, I guess.'

0:04:45 > 0:04:49'But I don't need high school friends.' (BLOWS)

0:04:49 > 0:04:52'One week they're listening to Kris Kross, the next,

0:04:52 > 0:04:54they're listening to Pearl Jam.'

0:04:54 > 0:04:58'I'm not like that. I'm loyal.'

0:04:58 > 0:05:02'I mean, I still listen to cassettes.'

0:05:02 > 0:05:05'But tomorrow my life changes.'

0:05:07 > 0:05:10'Tomorrow I graduate.'

0:05:12 > 0:05:15'And then I go to my safety school.'

0:05:15 > 0:05:20'And then I get older. And then I die.'

0:05:20 > 0:05:23APPLAUSE

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Robert Samuels.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Shana Sewart.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Luke Shapiro.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Congratulations, Shapiros. - Aren't you going to introduce us?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Mom, Dad, this is Mr... Dr Squires. - Jeff.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- And this is my wife, Kristin. - A pleasure.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10And here's your daughter.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Stepdaughter. - Stephanie.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21All right, team. Picture time.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Tuck the fucking shirt into your pants, Jeffrey. - CAMERA CLICKS

0:06:30 > 0:06:31HE COUGHS

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Hello. You paged me? - Yeah.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Yo, I didn't know there was a party tonight.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Yeah. It's the graduation party.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- I just graduated. - Yeah, I know.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Yo, could you, er, spot me 26 bucks?

0:06:57 > 0:07:02- Take the shit, yeah. - Good looking out.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- I don't want your fucking 4. - All right.

0:07:05 > 0:07:12(SNIFFS) Shapiro, you always come through with the madness.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15(CHUCKLES) This is gonna last us till Amsterdam.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- You're going to Amsterdam? - Yeah, man. I told you that.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21All right, man. Have a good summer then.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Yeah, I gotta bounce. They're almost out of Zima.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Yo. - Shapiro?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Hey, Steph. What up? - Hey.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41- You want some Ritalin? - No, no.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51So, er, what are you up to this summer?

0:07:51 > 0:07:56Chilling. Making money. Why? You wanna go steady?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Yeah, sure.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Ha, ha!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08What are you doing for the summer?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I'm interning for one of Daddy's patients.

0:08:11 > 0:08:17It's just gonna be you and me here all alone and all summer.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20But we'll never hang out.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22# "Heaven & Hell" - by Raekwon

0:08:23 > 0:08:25# Jesus rollin' in my right hand

0:08:25 > 0:08:27# Yup, you know the steezo black

0:08:27 > 0:08:29# Got to go down like that

0:08:29 > 0:08:32# Shallah, cigars and ball hats

0:08:33 > 0:08:36# Ninety-four Takin' niggas to war

0:08:36 > 0:08:40# What do you believe in, heaven or hell?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43# You don't believe in heaven cos we're livin' in hell

0:08:43 > 0:08:46# What do you believe in, heaven or hell?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49# You don't believe in heaven cos we're livin' in hell

0:08:49 > 0:08:51# So it's your life

0:08:51 > 0:08:53# We're livin' in hell

0:08:53 > 0:08:57# What a chamber Fuckin' with mad strangers

0:08:57 > 0:09:01# Yeah, you know how it runs, baby, Straight up, yo

0:09:01 > 0:09:05# Money, clothes Designer whores and shows, y'all

0:09:05 > 0:09:07# That's how it goes

0:09:07 > 0:09:09# What do you believe in, heaven or hell?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13# You don't believe in heaven cos we're livin' in hell

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# So it's your life #

0:09:29 > 0:09:33"..combination of the temperature and the humidity, those two combined."

0:09:33 > 0:09:36"So it'll be about 100 degrees today, but it'll feel like 105 to..."

0:09:36 > 0:09:38ALARM BEEPS

0:09:43 > 0:09:45No... I'll tell you that much.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48He doesn't understand the finer points about it.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I don't understand what you're telling me half the time.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Your father lost our money and now we have to move to somewhere poor.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Oh, somewhere poor? - We're moving?!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00No, no. Luke, I promise you, we are not getting evicted.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- We're getting evicted? - No. There's plenty of time.- Plenty.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09What's wrong with your face? What's wrong with his face?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Did you fucking scratch him? - He hit me!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17I did not hit you, you liar! She's a goddamn liar. You never hit a woman.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- You're acting like you're fucking 12 years old.- Stop cursing.- Fuck off!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- You see where he gets that mouth? - Great. "That mouth."

0:10:26 > 0:10:27DOOR SLAMS

0:10:36 > 0:10:39(WOMAN ON TV) "Republican political consultants differ on the extent

0:10:39 > 0:10:43to which Mayor Giuliani's support of the President's crime bill..."

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I can't take that from you.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Where are you going? - Somebody's gotta work around here.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01# "The What" - The Notorious B.I.G. & Method Man

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Jesus, fellas. A little dramatic, don't you think?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14(JAMAICAN ACCENT) Are you that Luke?

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Ah!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17# I used to get feels on a bitch

0:11:17 > 0:11:19# Now I throw shields on the dick

0:11:19 > 0:11:20# To stop me from that HIV shit...

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Who is this?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Dis are the new shit. Biggie.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27# Biggie Smalls is the illest...

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- This shit is dope. - Dis cat gonna change your world.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32# The thrill is gone

0:11:32 > 0:11:34# The black Frank White is here to excite

0:11:34 > 0:11:36# And throw dick to dykes

0:11:36 > 0:11:37# Bitches I like 'em brainless

0:11:37 > 0:11:39# Guns I like 'em stainless steel #

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- (REDUCES VOLUME) - Everything cool, boy?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46I could use a little more this week, Perce.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49How much more you want?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Like another five Zs. - Oh, boy!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54You got big aspirations, Luke.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59No, just a lot of debt.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01OK, soldier.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Be careful out there. Dis blood clot Giuliani got dem bumba clot police

0:12:07 > 0:12:10lookin' at everybody and everything.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Even white boy like you. - I'm always careful, you know that.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I know. Dat is why me like you.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Luke! - Yo!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23It's called Ready to Die.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27# It's real, 94, Rugged raw #

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- MUSIC PLAYS - But tell me one thing, we don't have any money?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33INCREASES VOLUME

0:12:33 > 0:12:35# And everything you get you gotta work hard for it

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- # Honies, shake your hips - # Yeah, don't stop

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- # And niggas pack the clips - # Keep on, bitch

0:12:40 > 0:12:43# Verse two Comin' with that Olde E brew

0:12:43 > 0:12:45# Meth-tical puttin' niggas back in ICU

0:12:45 > 0:12:47# I'm lifted, troop You can bring your wack-ass crew

0:12:47 > 0:12:51# I got connections I'll get that ass stuck like glue

0:12:51 > 0:12:54# No question I be comin' down and shit

0:12:54 > 0:12:55# Yo I gets rugged as a motherfuckin' carpet get

0:12:55 > 0:12:57# And niggas love it

0:12:57 > 0:13:00# Not in the physical form but in the mental

0:13:00 > 0:13:01# I spark and they cells get warm

0:13:01 > 0:13:04# I'm not a gentle man I'm a method man

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Baby, accept it Utmost respect it

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- # Assume the position - # Stop, look and listen

0:13:09 > 0:13:12# I spit on your grave then I grab my Charles Dickens #

0:13:12 > 0:13:17Dr Squires, can you, like, prescribe medicine and shit?

0:13:17 > 0:13:22Of course. Why do you ask, Luke?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Well, it's for me. - No shit.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29I think recently I've been depressed.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I don't sleep good.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35I think too much.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Luke, you ever hear the saying,

0:13:37 > 0:13:41"The unexamined life is not worth living?"

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Yeah. Maybe the examined one isn't either.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Oh, no, come on, don't talk like that.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Has this got something to do with Kurt Cobain?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Look, the point is,

0:13:55 > 0:13:58who says it's gotta be all so fucking sad like that, you know?

0:13:58 > 0:14:03Is there something going on at home, Luke?

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Yeah, something's going on at home. This is what you get paid for?

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Men do the things they need to do to become the men they want to be.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Do you understand? - Sure.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19That includes asking for help.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- It's my parents. - There you go.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26What about them?

0:14:26 > 0:14:33They just... They act like kids, you know?

0:14:33 > 0:14:38My wife and I are the same way. We act like kids all the time.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40And why do you think that is?

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Life... has a...

0:14:44 > 0:14:48funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't wanna be.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51My life sucks.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55- I swear, it sucks. - Lucas!

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Do you have any idea what I would give to be you again?

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Not you, specifically, but me at your age. It doesn't get any better.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Tell me that's not true. - Oh, you're fucking living, Luke.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11Get your heart broken. Find yourself face down in the gutter.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Make a real mess of your life.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16This is what you tell all your patients?

0:15:16 > 0:15:20You're not depressed. You're sad. There's a difference.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23No, I'm depressed. I'm mad depressed, yo.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26So just give me some of those happy pills and we can call it a day.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Sorry, Luke. I can't do that.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33And how do you suggest I deal, then?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36I suggest you talk about it with a friend.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Like I said, I don't have any friends.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40You have me.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Great(!)

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yo, Shapiro.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Yo. - What's up, man?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Steph, what up? Who's this?

0:15:59 > 0:16:03This is Jesus Christ. From my stepdad's first marriage.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07- Bet I can guess what you're doing here.- Yeah, your stepdad paged me.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Dude smokes more weed than I do, it's pathetic.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- You like him? - Squires?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17(LAUGHS) Not really.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20But you should hear about some of the crazy people he sees.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- He tells you about that shit? - Yeah.

0:16:23 > 0:16:28I mean, he's not supposed to tell you, right? There's confidentiality?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Whatever. He tells me anyway.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34There's this one guy he sees, I'm not kidding, a chronic masturbator.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Er... - Yeah. (LAUGHS)

0:16:36 > 0:16:38That's crazy.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41The guy jerks off seven times a day. Literally.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45When his nuts are dry, he puts his hands in his pants, touches himself.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Jesus Christ, no!- It's all right.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Sorry. - Don't trip.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Is this yours? - Er... yeah.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- This is my summer job. - You sell ices?

0:16:58 > 0:17:03No, that's my cover. For my parents.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Check me out.

0:17:09 > 0:17:15(EXCLAIMS) Shit! That's a lot of green, man.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17That's how I roll.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20So, you just... How does it work?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Well, I mean... Can I show you?

0:17:23 > 0:17:28Sure. Let me drop the dog off.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- All right. - All right. Hang on.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36# "Summertime" - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I'm not going to get arrested, am I?

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Just act calm and follow my lead, and everything will be fine.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Relax. Here. VOLUME INCREASES

0:17:53 > 0:17:54# Summertime

0:17:54 > 0:17:58# Here it is, the groove Slightly transformed

0:17:58 > 0:17:59# Just a bit of a break from the norm #

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Luke. - Yo. (That's her.)

0:18:02 > 0:18:06Hi, Luke. This is Albert.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09We just ate mushrooms.

0:18:10 > 0:18:15- So, how much do you all need again? - We met at a Phish show.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20And we saw each other and it was like that episode of 90210,

0:18:20 > 0:18:23when Brandon and Emily Valentine take ecstasy.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27- (STEPHANIE) Euphoria.- What? - It's called euphoria.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29(RHYTHMICALLY) Euphoria.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Euphoria. Euphoria.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Did you do something with your hair? - No.

0:18:37 > 0:18:43You look cuter. You look like... Jason Priestley like that.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Yo. There's like mad cops around, I think.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50So, can we do this?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Time to sit back and unwind

0:18:53 > 0:18:55# School is out and it's a sort of a buzz

0:18:55 > 0:18:58# But back then I didn't really know what it was #

0:18:58 > 0:19:00KNOCK ON DOOR

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Who? Who's the girl? Is she a cop?

0:19:03 > 0:19:07No, this is my friend Stephanie.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Stephanie, this is Elanor. - Hi. Nice to meet you.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Hi. Come on in.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20She's hot.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24I'm sorry about the cop stuff. I just...

0:19:24 > 0:19:28With Giuliani and the stories you hear, you can't be too careful.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31So I had to do this today, though,

0:19:31 > 0:19:35because I have this guy coming into town tomorrow

0:19:35 > 0:19:38and we don't have anything to talk about unless we're stoned.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42But if we're stoned, in bed he's like...

0:19:42 > 0:19:47He's a really nice guy. Luke, can I ask you something? Just for a sec.

0:19:47 > 0:19:52Why are men so complicated? Is it because I'm intimidating?

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- Am I intimidating because I play an instrument?- No.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- You play an instrument? - No, I know.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03I forgot you don't know anything about me.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07I mean, I don't really need to know anything about you, Elanor.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11I played in a band in the '80s. Well, in '82 we were really big.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13What about you? Stephanie? Right?

0:20:13 > 0:20:18You must have some insight into... the mind of men.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21I mean, he must be a handful.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Oh, we're not that. - (LAUGHS) We're not like that.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27You're really beautiful and you have good chemistry.

0:20:27 > 0:20:32Don't you think you should try it once and just see how it feels?

0:20:34 > 0:20:39Elanor, I could just sell you some weed and we could leave it at that.

0:20:39 > 0:20:44Oh, yeah. OK. A quarter of bubble gum?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Yeah.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52All right. We're gonna...

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Yeah. And the door, when you shut it, it just locks... - DOOR SLAMS

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Thanks, you guys.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Yo, Shapiro, you should take my number. OK. Call me some time.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Call you? - Yeah.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10You mean, like, for weed?

0:21:10 > 0:21:17No. To hang out. It gets lonely when there's nobody to talk to.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- I think we could be friends. - Friends?

0:21:20 > 0:21:25Yeah. You know, homies, buddies, amigos. Just take my number.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30All right. I'll definitely call you.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03WAVES BREAK

0:22:04 > 0:22:07What do you want from me, Luke?

0:22:07 > 0:22:10I don't know.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Come on, Luke, you can tell me.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19After all, I'm just in your head.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Be honest. Do you wanna do dirty things to me?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Not, like, especially dirty.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Just, like, normal dirty.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Do you want to fuck me? On the beach? In the sun?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35HE GROANS

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Do you wanna be my friend?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Do you wanna be my best friend? - Maybe.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Place your hand on my shoulder. It's warm.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Put your hand between my thighs.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Come to the sun, Luke. Come.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- HEART BEAT - Come.- I'm coming.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Come. - KNOCK ON DOOR

0:23:01 > 0:23:03(Fuck!)

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yo!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10What's up, Dad?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13What's a seven-letter word for a subatomic particle?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16I don't know, Dad. What's up?

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Turn down the air conditioning. The electric bill is through the roof.

0:23:19 > 0:23:24- Dad, it's like 90 degrees out. - Please, just do it. (MUTTERS)

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Such a beautiful evening.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- What are you doing? - Seating.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58For that charity thing.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Do you wanna go out?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Out?

0:24:03 > 0:24:07You know, out. Grab a drink, chill.

0:24:07 > 0:24:13It's a Tuesday night. And I'm almost 40.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Two. You're 42.

0:24:52 > 0:24:57I've been thinking about your dilemma a lot recently, Luke.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01- What's my dilemma? - The girl thing.

0:25:01 > 0:25:06When I went to school, drug dealers had no problem getting girls.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08That's why I wanted to be one.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Were you popular in high school, Dr Squires?

0:25:11 > 0:25:16Well, I wouldn't say popular, no.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20I wasn't one of those cool kids, if that's what you're asking.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I played baseball, I was a debater -

0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Did you ever wanna kill yourself? - Not till much later.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Then you must have been popular. I'm not.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33This has got nothing to do with being popular, Luke.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- You're just not trying hard enough. - (SCOFFS)

0:25:35 > 0:25:40You must think about it. The different scenarios.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Random sex in phone booths, chance encounters in discos,

0:25:44 > 0:25:47the way they smell, the things they say,

0:25:47 > 0:25:50even when they're saying nothing at all.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54I mean,

0:25:54 > 0:25:58I'm married, so I don't contemplate that type of thing.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01No. Of course not.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Surely there's someone, Luke.

0:26:08 > 0:26:13Yeah. This one girl.

0:26:13 > 0:26:18That's fantastic, Luke. Who is she? Does Stephanie know her?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20No.

0:26:20 > 0:26:25No, she, er, goes to school downtown.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- So what's the problem? - She just wants to be friends.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- What makes you think that? - She said so.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Make her like you. That's what I did with my wife.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- How did you do that?- Be her friend. Confide in her, earn her trust.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Then, when you are least threatening to her,

0:26:43 > 0:26:47grab her and stick your tongue down her throat.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Can I grab her tits, too? - Baby steps, Luke.- Right.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Pursue her. You're the perfect age for it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58You haven't yet been systematically numbed to the allure of romance.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01You still have your youthful... (GRUNTS)

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I got it.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Young men need sex, Luke. All men, actually.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09I can get you a hooker, if you like.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13God, I was this close to respecting you.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Big mistake, Luke. Call your girl.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21You don't need medication. You just need to get laid.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25ARGUING

0:27:32 > 0:27:34I don't wanna talk about the postmark!

0:27:34 > 0:27:36SIREN WAILS

0:27:40 > 0:27:42VOICES

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- BOTH SCREAM - Oh, my God!

0:27:50 > 0:27:52(LAUGHS)

0:27:58 > 0:28:00PHONE RINGS

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Jeffrey! (SIGHS)

0:28:05 > 0:28:07"Hello?"

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Er, hello?

0:28:12 > 0:28:16(DEEP VOICE) I'm, er, looking for...

0:28:16 > 0:28:18"Luke?"

0:28:18 > 0:28:22- Luke, is that you? - "Dr Squires?"

0:28:22 > 0:28:25It's OK, Luke. I know why you're calling.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27You do?

0:28:27 > 0:28:30The beaver hunt.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33The pussy quest.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36I can help you, Luke. Let's grab a drink.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39"I got just the place."

0:28:39 > 0:28:41All right.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49It's strange.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52This place used to be packed.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56The city's not the same anymore, Luke. This place...

0:28:56 > 0:29:00it really used to be something down here,

0:29:00 > 0:29:04the drugs, the girls, the music,

0:29:04 > 0:29:09the fucking music. Speaking of which.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11JUKEBOX RATTLES

0:29:14 > 0:29:17# "Season of The Witch" - Donovan

0:29:19 > 0:29:23What kind of music do you like, Luke?

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Tribe Called Quest. Pharcyde. De La Soul.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30That's rap, right?

0:29:30 > 0:29:32I don't know much about that stuff.

0:29:33 > 0:29:38- I'll make you a mixtape. - I'd like that.

0:29:38 > 0:29:42Maybe I'll make you one, too. Some Bowie,

0:29:42 > 0:29:46maybe a little Pink Floyd. Some classical.

0:29:46 > 0:29:51Brahms, Haydn. (MIMICS DRUM)

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Haydn? Yeah, Haydn's dope.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58- You serious? - No, Dr Squires.

0:30:01 > 0:30:02Hey, Luke.

0:30:02 > 0:30:07Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10That's not funny.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12(LAUGHS)

0:30:12 > 0:30:18- Yo, order me another drink, please? - Another Bud, right here.

0:30:18 > 0:30:23# Must be the season of the witch

0:30:23 > 0:30:27- # Must be the season of the witch... - Lucas, I hate my wife.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31# Must be the season of the witch #

0:30:31 > 0:30:35- I hate my parents. - You need to get laid.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38We both need to get laid.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Lust.

0:30:42 > 0:30:47Luke, I've never cheated on my wife before, ever.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50But I want to now, it is my mission. You have no idea how much I want to.

0:30:50 > 0:30:55Sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing,

0:30:55 > 0:30:58and right now is one of those times.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02But we need to fix ourselves first.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06- You need fixing? - Lucas, I need a whole lot of fixing.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09(WOMAN LAUGHING)

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Union?

0:31:12 > 0:31:16(LAUGHS) Luke, hi. I can't believe you're here!

0:31:16 > 0:31:19We came in to check out all the old weird people.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23- (LAUGHS FORCEFULLY) - Oh, wait.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Don't even think about it. - Is this the mystery girl?

0:31:29 > 0:31:32No, but it doesn't mean she's fair game.

0:31:32 > 0:31:38This is Gruden. My date to the Midsummer Night Cancer Ball.

0:31:38 > 0:31:43He's an exchange student from Rotterdam. He's a joke.

0:31:43 > 0:31:48Yo, what up? What happened to home boy you were with in the park?

0:31:48 > 0:31:51Albert? Oh, he's so amateur.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Gruden, I'm Haydn.

0:31:54 > 0:31:58- Like the classical guy? - Yes. I was named after him.

0:31:58 > 0:32:02That's so awesome. Do you like the Grateful Dead?

0:32:02 > 0:32:05Followed them for four years after college.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09- (RETCHES) - # Whoa, baby

0:32:09 > 0:32:13# You got what I need

0:32:13 > 0:32:14(SINGS) # Got what I need

0:32:14 > 0:32:16(UNION) # But you say you're just a friend

0:32:16 > 0:32:19- # Just a friend - # And you say you're just a friend

0:32:19 > 0:32:20# Oh, baby, you... #

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Oh, what do you call that thing?

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- It's a blunt. - It's a blunt. I like that.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29- Where was I? - The second set.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Oh, yeah.

0:32:32 > 0:32:36They opened up with Casey Jones.

0:32:36 > 0:32:40(SINGS) # Driving that train # That's when the acid kicked in.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42Amazing!

0:32:43 > 0:32:48- Your dad's mad cool. - He's not my dad.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Luke is into...

0:32:50 > 0:32:53the rap of The Soul Tribe and many of their other songs.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56- Tell her, Luke. - Tell me.

0:32:56 > 0:33:00Tell her. Go ahead, talk. Talk to her.

0:33:00 > 0:33:05I'm gonna go get another beer. Gruden, yo!

0:33:08 > 0:33:09Hey.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14Goldilocks.

0:33:14 > 0:33:18I am one of the three bears. Guess which one.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21- (LAUGHS) Which one? - Baby bear.- (BOTH LAUGH)

0:33:21 > 0:33:23(TOILET FLUSHES)

0:33:50 > 0:33:52(PANTING)

0:33:56 > 0:33:58(MOANING)

0:34:03 > 0:34:06(LUKE CLEARS THROAT)

0:34:06 > 0:34:11- The game's not called Four Minutes in Heaven.- We have three minutes.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14That's enough, kids. You are too young to be in here.

0:34:14 > 0:34:18Oh, come on. They're all 18.

0:34:18 > 0:34:23Since when is the drinking age 21?

0:34:23 > 0:34:25(UNION) Bye, Haydn!

0:34:25 > 0:34:29Since forever. Fucking Giuliani.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33Look around you, Luke, is this what you want for your mind?

0:34:33 > 0:34:36For your life? You want it to be like this city?

0:34:36 > 0:34:40Sweep all the nasty bits under the rug? Make everything OK?

0:34:40 > 0:34:43He puts the homeless people in prison, you know?

0:34:43 > 0:34:47These people are sick, mentally. They're being put in jail.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50What do you think about that, Luke?

0:34:50 > 0:34:55- Doesn't seem right.- No. That's why I don't want you on medication.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58You may as well open up a Starbucks in your brain. You follow me?

0:34:58 > 0:35:02Don't jump for the quick fix. This whole city wants a quick fix.

0:35:02 > 0:35:07Embrace your pain. Make it a part of you. You don't want to be like them.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09So, you've never taken any of that stuff?

0:35:09 > 0:35:13Jesus, I'm on all of it. I don't want you to be like me, either.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19Sex is a drug too. More powerful than any synthetic pharmaceutical.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22Yeah? Is that why you go around trying to fuck little girls?

0:35:22 > 0:35:27- That was just second base.- What happened to getting fixed first?

0:35:27 > 0:35:31Sometimes getting laid is getting fixed, you know?

0:35:31 > 0:35:34Except for dogs. Now break out that blunt.

0:35:34 > 0:35:38- This is a joint. - Joint. I know that.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Why'd you do that, Luke? - Tag this wall?

0:35:46 > 0:35:50I'm just putting my stamp on it, fucking let people know I was here.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53- It's illegal, isn't it? - It is.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56- May I? - You may.

0:35:56 > 0:36:00- Just be careful. Careful. - (CHEERS)

0:36:07 > 0:36:09M... D.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15(LAUGHS)

0:36:15 > 0:36:18- Excellent penmanship, Dr Squires. - Why, thank you.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- Oh, no, I thank you. - No, no, no, I thank you.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22- Oh, you're welcome. - MD.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29- Hey! You two! - (MUFFLED) Fuck!

0:36:29 > 0:36:32(MUFFLED) Stop right there!

0:36:32 > 0:36:33(AIR HISSES)

0:36:33 > 0:36:35(MUFFLED) Forrest Gump, Luke.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38- (MUFFLED) What are you talking about? - Running.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42(LAUGHS)

0:36:46 > 0:36:48- (LAUGHS) - Give me that.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Oh!

0:36:51 > 0:36:53(LAUGHS)

0:36:53 > 0:36:55(CHATTERING)

0:36:59 > 0:37:03Who put you up to this? Giuliani? You got some kind of quota to fill?

0:37:03 > 0:37:07Used to be, you could lick a sheet of acid, hold up a bank,

0:37:07 > 0:37:10fuck a whore in Times Square without any of you batting an eyelash.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Now, one blunt, we're in the clink.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15This city's fucked. We give you character!

0:37:15 > 0:37:19- Hey, shut the hell up!- Come on, now, brother. Join the revolution!

0:37:19 > 0:37:22- What are you in here for? - I stabbed my wife in the pussy.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Oh, wow!

0:37:24 > 0:37:27(SOFTLY) Yo, Squires, maybe we should keep this on the DL, all right?

0:37:27 > 0:37:31- Yo, DL!- Quiet! - (MAN) Shut up!

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Shapiro! Squires!

0:37:40 > 0:37:42You made bail.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45(LAUGHS) Bail.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49(DOOR LOCK BUZZES)

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- Hi there, Stepdaddy. - Hi, precious.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54- Hey, Steph. - Shapiro.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57Thanks a lot for getting my stepdad thrown in prison.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59You're really a great influence on him.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- But it wasn't my fault. - It was my fault.

0:38:02 > 0:38:06I know. I was kidding. Anyway...

0:38:06 > 0:38:08- What are you doing today? - Shapiro's busy.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Look, Squires, why don't you just take the car back to the garage.

0:38:14 > 0:38:19I won't tell my mom about this whole prison thing...

0:38:19 > 0:38:23and Shapiro's coming with me.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25- Don't touch my daughter, Luke. - (BOTH) Stepdaughter.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32So, what's the deal with you and my stepdad?

0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Are you guys, like, gay together? - (LAUGHS)

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- We're friends, I guess. - Weird.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Not really.

0:38:42 > 0:38:46- He's very immature. - I know.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49Him and my mom fight about that all the time.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51I know.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56We got more in common than you think, Steph.

0:38:56 > 0:39:01"I've got something new for you. Step up and tap. Long body."

0:39:01 > 0:39:06- "Remember that knee? Give me one knee and then a grapevine."- Hey.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Don't you wanna know where I was last night?

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Do you want to tell me?

0:39:18 > 0:39:22- I was having an affair. - Good for you.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25I was in prison. I went to jail.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28(PANTS) That's nice, Jeffrey.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33I'm taking a nap.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38# Give me all the chicken heads from Pasadena to Medina

0:39:38 > 0:39:40# Bet big Get in between you

0:39:40 > 0:39:42# Then pick the prognosis doses

0:39:42 > 0:39:44# Blends and bends like twizzlers. #

0:39:44 > 0:39:46What are you staring at, man?

0:39:46 > 0:39:49I'm looking for my reflection.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52You're not gonna find it in there.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56- No shit. That water's mad dirty. - (LAUGHS)

0:39:58 > 0:40:00So, how come we never hung out in school?

0:40:00 > 0:40:03Cos I was a loser.

0:40:03 > 0:40:08I mean, not like a loser-loser, you know, but...

0:40:08 > 0:40:12I was definitely the most popular of the unpopular.

0:40:12 > 0:40:16- Or maybe the most unpopular of the popular.- Maybe.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20Either way, you're mad out of my league.

0:40:20 > 0:40:24- So what, I'm slumming now? - Perhaps.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28- You want a beer? - Yeah.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32# Never thinking for a moment, baby

0:40:32 > 0:40:37# That you'd be thinking of me, too

0:40:37 > 0:40:39# Yeah

0:40:39 > 0:40:43# So I can't wait for the day. #

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Very handy.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Who is this?

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Notorious B.I.G.

0:40:57 > 0:41:01- Just came out. Real dope. - You should make me a mix some time.

0:41:01 > 0:41:05- Put this on it. - Definitely.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08# Our love was meant to be

0:41:08 > 0:41:11# You were meant for me

0:41:11 > 0:41:13# Oh, baby, can't you see

0:41:13 > 0:41:15# What you do to me?

0:41:15 > 0:41:20# Our love was meant to be

0:41:20 > 0:41:22# You were meant for me

0:41:22 > 0:41:25# Every time I see you. #

0:41:26 > 0:41:30No, dude, what are you doing?

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Nothing.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38Yo, did it feel good?

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Let's try it again.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47# I can't wait for the day

0:41:47 > 0:41:50# That we can be together. #

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Weird.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57# Oh, can't you see You and me

0:41:57 > 0:42:00# Were meant to be, oh, baby

0:42:00 > 0:42:04# There's nothing left for me to say

0:42:04 > 0:42:07# Oh, baby, can't you see?

0:42:07 > 0:42:10# What you do to me

0:42:10 > 0:42:13# Our love was meant to be

0:42:13 > 0:42:15# You were meant for me

0:42:15 > 0:42:18# Oh, baby, can't you see? #

0:42:18 > 0:42:22- Thank you. - All right, bye.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Goodnight.

0:42:26 > 0:42:31# You take me away So far away

0:42:31 > 0:42:34# Oh, what you do to me

0:42:37 > 0:42:41# I wanna be alone together

0:42:41 > 0:42:44# Somewhere just you and me

0:42:47 > 0:42:49# Oh, baby, can't you see

0:42:49 > 0:42:52- # Oh, baby, can't you see - What you do to me

0:42:52 > 0:42:56- # Our love was meant to be - You were meant for me

0:42:56 > 0:42:58# You were meant for me

0:42:58 > 0:43:00# Oh, baby, can't you see

0:43:00 > 0:43:03- # Oh, baby, can't you see - What you do to me

0:43:03 > 0:43:06# Our love was meant to be. #

0:43:08 > 0:43:09Yo, Mom.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Hello.

0:43:20 > 0:43:25- Can I make you a sandwich? - Absolutely.

0:43:29 > 0:43:33- Where have you been? - I think I'm in love.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Well, that's wonderful. Who's the lucky girl?

0:43:39 > 0:43:42Stephanie Squires.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55You're up late.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Oh, hi. So are you.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03You have a nice day with Luke?

0:44:03 > 0:44:07- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13Do you like him?

0:44:13 > 0:44:16I don't know. What do you care?

0:44:16 > 0:44:21- Do you like-like him? - Maybe, yeah.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24- He's a drug dealer. - Yeah, I know. Thank you.

0:44:26 > 0:44:31Look, I'm really not in the mood for a father-daughter moment right now.

0:44:31 > 0:44:36Well, may I watch TV with you?

0:44:36 > 0:44:40- Whatever. - Cool.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46So, fill me in.

0:44:46 > 0:44:52Well, basically there's been, like, this big misunderstanding,

0:44:52 > 0:44:56and Mr Furley thinks Jack's gay.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59I think I've seen this one.

0:44:59 > 0:45:04Oh, good morning, Luke. You're up early.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07Couldn't sleep. It's mad hot.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13What's that?

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- We're getting evicted?! - Keep your voice down.

0:45:22 > 0:45:27I'll take care of it. I've got a big deal coming through. Not a problem.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31- Where will we go?- I don't know. Downtown, maybe? Jersey?

0:45:31 > 0:45:34Not everyone has to live on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38- I can't live in Jersey. - I messed up. I'm trying to fix it.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41- Then fix it. - All I can do is try.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44Be a man, Dad. Fix it.

0:45:44 > 0:45:48What can I do, Luke? Deal pot?

0:45:48 > 0:45:52I don't think you'd be very good at that.

0:45:56 > 0:45:59# "Can I Kick It?" - A Tribe Called Quest

0:46:05 > 0:46:08(LUKE) 'So I've been dealing a lot more lately.'

0:46:08 > 0:46:11(DR SQUIRES) Mm-hmm.

0:46:11 > 0:46:15'I'm just trying to help my folks out, you know?'

0:46:16 > 0:46:19I feel a lot of pressure lately.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21You're totally wrong for each other.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Huh?

0:46:23 > 0:46:28I want you to stop seeing Stephanie. She's not for you.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34What's so bad about me?

0:46:34 > 0:46:37She'll break your heart, Luke. She's just bored.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39That's not true.

0:46:39 > 0:46:43Fine. Ignore my advice.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46What? You think she's hot? You want to fuck her?

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Next thing you know, you've wasted your entire life

0:46:48 > 0:46:51on a girl you got nothing in common with.

0:46:51 > 0:46:56Actually, I was just trying to listen to your advice, Dr Squires.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58Remember living?

0:47:02 > 0:47:05And who said anything about my entire life?

0:47:05 > 0:47:10This is it, Luke. This is your life. The choices you make.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13And I guess you've chosen to be a hoodlum drug dealer,

0:47:13 > 0:47:16who latches onto the only girl who'll pay attention to him,

0:47:16 > 0:47:19simply because he's scared of being alone.

0:47:20 > 0:47:24And what about you? (LAUGHS WRYLY)

0:47:24 > 0:47:28Telling me not to take medication.

0:47:29 > 0:47:34Your "You don't want me to be like Times Square" fucking metaphor!

0:47:35 > 0:47:39I mean, you said it yourself, right? You're on half that shit.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43You're a fucking hypocrite.

0:47:44 > 0:47:47Why are you even hanging out with me, anyway?

0:47:47 > 0:47:50Don't you got some friends your own age?

0:47:50 > 0:47:53Don't you feel like a fucking weird old idiot,

0:47:53 > 0:47:56just trying to relive your high school years

0:47:56 > 0:47:59cos you fucked them up the first time?

0:48:00 > 0:48:03I believe our time is up.

0:48:04 > 0:48:08This was a short one, so I'll just charge you a dime bag.

0:48:13 > 0:48:14(SIGHS)

0:48:18 > 0:48:20I made this for you.

0:48:23 > 0:48:28# "Can I Kick It?" - A Tribe Called Quest

0:48:33 > 0:48:35- # Can I kick it? - # Yes, you can!

0:48:35 > 0:48:38- # Can I kick it? - # Yes, you can!

0:48:38 > 0:48:40- # Can I kick it? - # Yes, you can!

0:48:40 > 0:48:43- # Can I kick it? - # Yes, you can!

0:48:43 > 0:48:45- # Can I kick it? - # Yes, you can!

0:48:45 > 0:48:47- # Can I kick it? - # Yes, you can!

0:48:47 > 0:48:50- # Can I kick it? - # Yes, you can!

0:48:50 > 0:48:52- # Well, I'm gone - # Go on, then

0:48:52 > 0:48:53# Can I kick it?

0:48:53 > 0:48:56# To all the people who can quest like a tribe does

0:48:56 > 0:48:58# Before this did you really know what live was?

0:48:58 > 0:49:01# Comprehend to the track for it's why cos

0:49:01 > 0:49:03# Gettin' measures on the tip of the vibers

0:49:03 > 0:49:05# Rock and roll to the beat of the funk fuzz

0:49:05 > 0:49:08# Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug

0:49:08 > 0:49:10# If you feel the urge to freak Do the jitterbug

0:49:10 > 0:49:12# Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug

0:49:12 > 0:49:15# Afrocentric living is a big shrug

0:49:15 > 0:49:17# A life filled with... That's what I love

0:49:17 > 0:49:20# A lower plateau is what we're above

0:49:20 > 0:49:22# If you diss us we won't even think of

0:49:22 > 0:49:24# Will Nipper the doggy give a big shove?

0:49:24 > 0:49:27# This rhythm really fits like a snug glove

0:49:27 > 0:49:29# Like a box of positives is a plus, love

0:49:29 > 0:49:31# As the Tribe flies high like a dove... #

0:49:31 > 0:49:34(INSTRUMENTAL BEAT)

0:49:52 > 0:49:54(STRUMS GENTLY)

0:50:10 > 0:50:11You're home early.

0:50:11 > 0:50:13My last patient cancelled.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Actually, he committed suicide yesterday.

0:50:17 > 0:50:20- Oh. - Anyway, here I am.

0:50:20 > 0:50:22(RESUMES STRUMMING)

0:50:22 > 0:50:23Kristen?

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Do you think I'm a weird old guy?

0:50:28 > 0:50:31- Yes. - You do?

0:50:37 > 0:50:40You don't love me any more, do you?

0:50:40 > 0:50:42I mean...

0:50:43 > 0:50:46..I don't blame you. I'm a mess.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50You've always been a mess.

0:50:51 > 0:50:55But we were a mess together. We were a beautiful mess.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01Are you taking your pills?

0:51:01 > 0:51:04I don't need pills. Not those pills, anyway.

0:51:07 > 0:51:12What if... we went somewhere? Got out of the city for a while.

0:51:12 > 0:51:15Would you like that?

0:51:15 > 0:51:18Yeah. (MUMBLES)

0:51:18 > 0:51:19It might be fun.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23Second honeymoon?

0:51:23 > 0:51:25We never had a first one, Jeffrey.

0:51:26 > 0:51:27Right.

0:51:33 > 0:51:37- So, what are you doing this weekend? - Nothing.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Good. My mom and Squires are going to Barbados or something,

0:51:40 > 0:51:42so my house in Fire Island is free.

0:51:42 > 0:51:46I was wondering if you wanted to join me for some beachcombing.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48Like a date?

0:51:50 > 0:51:53More like a honeymoon.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56What'll I do?

0:51:56 > 0:51:59You know what people do on honeymoons, right?

0:51:59 > 0:52:03Er, I think so.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06(SOFT MUSIC)

0:52:34 > 0:52:36It's nice.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38You want some wine?

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Got anything stronger?

0:52:41 > 0:52:43Whiskey?

0:52:43 > 0:52:46- Yeah, I'll try. - Very well.

0:52:46 > 0:52:52- You got anything to mix it with? - Er, there's some juice boxes.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Yeah, that's good.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10Yo, I made this for you.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12(SLOW R'N'B PLAYS ON STEREO)

0:53:20 > 0:53:23- Thanks. - You're welcome.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34This whiskey's a lot of drunk.

0:53:34 > 0:53:38- (BOTH LAUGH) - No shit!

0:53:38 > 0:53:41So let me ask you something.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Uh-oh.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46What's going on here?

0:53:46 > 0:53:49What do you mean?

0:53:49 > 0:53:53I just... I've never been in this situation before.

0:53:53 > 0:53:56And what situation is that?

0:53:56 > 0:53:58Chilling...

0:54:00 > 0:54:03..with a girl that likes me,

0:54:03 > 0:54:05who I like.

0:54:07 > 0:54:08(MURMURS)

0:54:08 > 0:54:10I mean, I...

0:54:10 > 0:54:13I'm just wondering, you know,

0:54:13 > 0:54:16what happens?

0:54:16 > 0:54:20What happens when everybody comes back?

0:54:20 > 0:54:24What do you mean? Like, do I turn into a pumpkin?

0:54:24 > 0:54:26Basically, yeah.

0:54:27 > 0:54:29I don't know.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33It doesn't matter!

0:54:33 > 0:54:37It doesn't matter?

0:54:37 > 0:54:39Why not?

0:54:40 > 0:54:44Because how could anything possibly matter right now?

0:54:47 > 0:54:50You know what your problem is, Shapiro?

0:54:50 > 0:54:54It's that you just have this really shitty way of looking at things.

0:54:55 > 0:54:58I don't have that problem. I just look at the dopeness.

0:54:58 > 0:55:03But you, it's like you just look at the wackness, you know?

0:55:03 > 0:55:06- I do? - Yeah.

0:55:06 > 0:55:12(CHUCKLES) But all you gotta do is just look at me.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15- Alright. - And kiss me.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Kiss you.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27- Whoa! - (LAUGHS)

0:55:39 > 0:55:41Take these off.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59Er, condom? Condom?

0:55:59 > 0:56:02That's what the pill's for.

0:56:09 > 0:56:13Erm... You're not really hard.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15No?

0:56:16 > 0:56:20Oh, man. Fuck!

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Here.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31I never drank coffee before.

0:56:31 > 0:56:36Really? I drink it all the time. It's like Ritalin.

0:56:36 > 0:56:40Yo, Steph, you know, I'm not trying to be a bitch or nothing, but...

0:56:40 > 0:56:42What?

0:56:42 > 0:56:44I've kind of never had sex before.

0:56:44 > 0:56:46You're a virgin?

0:56:46 > 0:56:48No!

0:56:48 > 0:56:50Nah!

0:56:51 > 0:56:53I just never officially had sex.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55OK...

0:56:55 > 0:56:58I think that's why I'm nervous, you know?

0:56:59 > 0:57:04- That's why the thing with my dick. - Aww, Shapiro...

0:57:04 > 0:57:06Don't worry about it. It's OK.

0:57:06 > 0:57:09I've done it, like, a hundred times.

0:57:09 > 0:57:12- I can teach you. - I'm down!

0:57:12 > 0:57:14You sober yet?

0:57:17 > 0:57:19Probably.

0:57:19 > 0:57:24OK. I think it's time for our first lesson.

0:57:26 > 0:57:30# I don't see nothing wrong

0:57:30 > 0:57:33# With a little bump n' grind

0:57:33 > 0:57:36# I don't see nothing wrong

0:57:36 > 0:57:38# Hey, baby...

0:57:38 > 0:57:42OK, now. Just put it... put it in.

0:57:43 > 0:57:47Ow. Ow! Slower, OK? Slower.

0:57:47 > 0:57:49Yeah. Now just move in...

0:57:49 > 0:57:52(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

0:57:53 > 0:57:57- (GRUNTS) - No fucking way.

0:57:57 > 0:58:00Did you just come?

0:58:00 > 0:58:03You fucking came!

0:58:03 > 0:58:08Oh, fuck! (SIGHS)

0:58:09 > 0:58:12- (GULPS) - Are you crying?- No!

0:58:13 > 0:58:16- (STIFLES SOBS) - Oh, God.

0:58:17 > 0:58:22We haven't stayed up all night in 10 years.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24(COUGHS)

0:58:24 > 0:58:27(LAUGHS) Yeah, we did!

0:58:27 > 0:58:29We did?

0:58:31 > 0:58:33Yeah, we did.

0:58:34 > 0:58:38New Year's Eve, four years ago.

0:58:40 > 0:58:45Remember that coke that you found that we hid, from the '80s?

0:58:47 > 0:58:50Hmm? We did it.

0:58:50 > 0:58:53We fucked like little bunny rabbits on the balcony.

0:58:57 > 0:59:00- (SOBS) - Oh!

0:59:00 > 0:59:02We woke up Steph and...

0:59:02 > 0:59:07..you told her we were out there trying to save a sick pigeon!

0:59:07 > 0:59:10I do, I do.

0:59:10 > 0:59:12I do remember that.

0:59:16 > 0:59:19What happened to us, Kristen?

0:59:23 > 0:59:25You're kidding, right?

0:59:25 > 0:59:27Right.

0:59:27 > 0:59:29I'm kidding.

0:59:32 > 0:59:35(SWEEPING ROMANTIC MUSIC)

0:59:45 > 0:59:47I love you.

0:59:51 > 0:59:54I love you, Steph.

1:00:02 > 1:00:05I love you, Steph. I love you.

1:00:11 > 1:00:14I got mad love for you, shorty.

1:00:14 > 1:00:16That's on the real.

1:00:16 > 1:00:21I like... I wanna, like, listen to Boyz II Men when I'm with you.

1:00:48 > 1:00:51Hey, surprise.

1:00:59 > 1:01:01(GIGGLES)

1:01:32 > 1:01:35- (BOTH MOAN) - Right here.

1:02:10 > 1:02:12(MOANS)

1:02:21 > 1:02:24Word.

1:02:44 > 1:02:46I love you.

1:02:46 > 1:02:49Whoa, dude! (LAUGHS)

1:03:41 > 1:03:44Alright, bye.

1:03:44 > 1:03:46- Bye. - Ahh!

1:03:46 > 1:03:49- Sunburn. - Oh, yeah, right.

1:03:50 > 1:03:53- Alright, I'll see you later. - I... I'll, er...

1:03:55 > 1:03:57(SIGHS)

1:04:23 > 1:04:25Thank you.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35I want a divorce.

1:04:35 > 1:04:38Me, too.

1:04:46 > 1:04:48(DOOR BANGS)

1:04:48 > 1:04:51Hey.

1:04:52 > 1:04:55Hey, sweetheart.

1:04:55 > 1:04:59- How was your weekend? - Uneventful.

1:04:59 > 1:05:01You got a nice tan there, Steph.

1:05:01 > 1:05:03Yeah?

1:05:03 > 1:05:07- Anyway, I'm going to bed. I wanted to say hey.- Night, angel.

1:05:07 > 1:05:09We love you.

1:05:25 > 1:05:27(PAGER BEEPS)

1:05:34 > 1:05:36(SOBS SOFTLY)

1:05:56 > 1:06:00- (LINE RINGS OUT) - "Yo, you've reached Steph."

1:06:00 > 1:06:03"I ain't home, so leave a message at the tone. Peace."

1:06:03 > 1:06:07(TONE BEEPS) Yo, Steph, what up?

1:06:07 > 1:06:10It's, er, it's me, Luke.

1:06:10 > 1:06:12Er...

1:06:12 > 1:06:16I know you said you'd call me this week, and, er,

1:06:16 > 1:06:19it's a week from when you said that, so...

1:06:19 > 1:06:24I mean, I guess there's still... time in the week, technically.

1:06:24 > 1:06:27I mean, technically, there's a couple of hours left.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30I hope you're aware of that.

1:06:30 > 1:06:34Look, are you not calling me back cos I said I love you?

1:06:35 > 1:06:37Cos that's stupid.

1:06:37 > 1:06:39I mean...

1:06:40 > 1:06:44I mean, I didn't mean it really, and, you know, even if I did,

1:06:44 > 1:06:50I'm going to college in three weeks, so... it's not like it matters.

1:06:53 > 1:06:55You know what?

1:06:57 > 1:07:00Fuck it.

1:07:00 > 1:07:04I meant it. I do love you.

1:07:04 > 1:07:08Alright? I'm not scared to say it. I fucking love you, OK?

1:07:08 > 1:07:12And if that scares you, well, then fuck you.

1:07:12 > 1:07:16Huh? You know what? Fuck off! You're a fucking bitch.

1:07:16 > 1:07:18Peace out forever! (BANGS RECEIVER)

1:07:18 > 1:07:22(SIGHS DISMISSIVELY)

1:07:26 > 1:07:29(KNOCK AT DOOR)

1:07:30 > 1:07:32Come in.

1:07:36 > 1:07:39Shapiro.

1:07:39 > 1:07:42She got bored.

1:07:42 > 1:07:45With all due respect to my stepdaughter, Luke,

1:07:45 > 1:07:47fuck her, fuck 'em all.

1:07:47 > 1:07:51As Biggie says, "Bitches, I like 'em brainless."

1:07:51 > 1:07:55"Guns, I like 'em stainless steel"!

1:08:04 > 1:08:07Dr Squires, do you remember...

1:08:07 > 1:08:11when you told me that shit about...

1:08:11 > 1:08:16about men doing the things they need to do...

1:08:16 > 1:08:20to become the men... they need to become

1:08:20 > 1:08:22or something?

1:08:22 > 1:08:24No.

1:08:24 > 1:08:26Well, I need your help.

1:08:28 > 1:08:31What is it, Lucas?

1:08:31 > 1:08:34You know anybody who could use some weed?

1:08:35 > 1:08:38I got some extra weight I need to unload this month.

1:08:38 > 1:08:41'(FANFARE)'

1:08:41 > 1:08:46We could... probably work something out.

1:08:46 > 1:08:49# "Long Shot Kick De Bucket" - The Pioneers

1:08:52 > 1:08:56Aight, if we're gonna do this, Dr Squires, we're gonna do it right.

1:08:56 > 1:08:58Aight, you gotta be more careful.

1:08:58 > 1:09:01- Don't worry, Luke. I'm not going back to prison.- Good.

1:09:01 > 1:09:04Let's establish a few ground rules. Number one, we use pagers.

1:09:04 > 1:09:08Someone pages us, we call them back from a payphone.

1:09:08 > 1:09:09We never use home phones.

1:09:09 > 1:09:13That's great, Luke. I already have a pager for my medical practice.

1:09:13 > 1:09:15Aight, good.

1:09:15 > 1:09:19Number two, we sell weed by the gram, by the eighth, and by the ounce.

1:09:19 > 1:09:23Gram's the highest profit margin, but it's also the most potent,

1:09:23 > 1:09:25so we encourage people to buy grams.

1:09:25 > 1:09:28Principal Edwards, I can give you two grams for 125 bucks, aight?

1:09:28 > 1:09:31Anything less than that, I don't make a profit.

1:09:31 > 1:09:34You always were very good at math, Luke.

1:09:35 > 1:09:40Aight, 11 grand, plus another 10Zs at a grand a Z...

1:09:40 > 1:09:42It's a start.

1:09:42 > 1:09:45# Long shot kick de bucket

1:09:47 > 1:09:50# Them wail, them wail, them reel

1:09:50 > 1:09:54# But him couldn't take the trail

1:09:55 > 1:09:56# Them wail, them wail... #

1:09:56 > 1:10:00Hey, Oliver. How's the golf game?

1:10:00 > 1:10:03Not bad, Doc. Not too bad.

1:10:03 > 1:10:06- How's your mother? - Still projecting.- Oh, I'm sorry.

1:10:06 > 1:10:09Call the office to make an appointment.

1:10:09 > 1:10:12Now, how much marijuana can I get for you today?

1:10:14 > 1:10:17Exactly how much money are we trying to make here, Luke?

1:10:17 > 1:10:20As much as possible.

1:10:20 > 1:10:23What's all this for, Luke? If you don't mind me asking.

1:10:24 > 1:10:28# It was daybreak on the Corozan

1:10:28 > 1:10:30# Long shot on the rear...

1:10:30 > 1:10:32College.

1:10:34 > 1:10:36(DOOR GRATES)

1:10:40 > 1:10:42- It's OK. - Uh-huh.

1:10:47 > 1:10:51- Who the fuck is you? - Who the fuck is you?

1:10:51 > 1:10:54- (COCKS GUN)- Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo! Percy! Percy! He's cool, aight?

1:10:54 > 1:10:58- I'm cool, Percy. - Me will be the judge of that.

1:11:00 > 1:11:02- Stop that. - Sorry.

1:11:10 > 1:11:15The drowning represents an inability to get a handle on your life,

1:11:15 > 1:11:18what you're doing, perhaps your business.

1:11:18 > 1:11:22The girl, well, I don't know.

1:11:22 > 1:11:25When in doubt, I usually go with your mother.

1:11:25 > 1:11:30My mother... That make a lot more sense now.

1:11:30 > 1:11:34Yo, fellas? Erm, I hate to interrupt, but,

1:11:34 > 1:11:36Pers, I need more, man.

1:11:38 > 1:11:41- You can't just leave it downstairs? - Not in this neighbourhood.

1:11:41 > 1:11:44I can't believe this is a fifth-floor walk-up.

1:11:44 > 1:11:48Please behave yourself, Dr Squires, alright? This is my connect.

1:11:48 > 1:11:50Who the fuck lives in a fifth floor...

1:11:50 > 1:11:52Hi, Luke.

1:11:52 > 1:11:56- ..walk-up. Hello. - Hi.

1:11:57 > 1:12:01Come on in. I'm, er, I'm Elanor.

1:12:01 > 1:12:03I'm, erm,...

1:12:03 > 1:12:06- ..Haydn.- No need for aliases with her, Squires.

1:12:06 > 1:12:08Oh, well, then, I'm Jeff.

1:12:08 > 1:12:11Oh, I'm still Elanor. (GIGGLES)

1:12:17 > 1:12:21So, how much you need?

1:12:21 > 1:12:22A quarter.

1:12:22 > 1:12:26I-I... I'm going to see that guy in New Hampshire.

1:12:26 > 1:12:29I was just packing and stuff and then,

1:12:29 > 1:12:32I was thinking, "I need some grass."

1:12:32 > 1:12:35I almost forgot!

1:12:35 > 1:12:38Er... So, that's how this happened!

1:12:38 > 1:12:40- So, a quarter, then? - A quarter. Yeah.

1:12:40 > 1:12:43He doesn't appreciate you.

1:12:43 > 1:12:45- How do you know that? - He couldn't possibly.

1:12:45 > 1:12:48That's a compliment, right?

1:12:48 > 1:12:50Ma'am.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53Here it is.

1:12:53 > 1:12:56- And I have this for you, too. - Thanks.

1:12:56 > 1:12:58It's the greatest hits?

1:12:58 > 1:13:02Well, actually, it's more like three songs, mixes...

1:13:02 > 1:13:05Well, really, it's more like one song.

1:13:05 > 1:13:10- You were in Emergency Breakthrough? - Yeah.- No shit.

1:13:10 > 1:13:13- I love your music. - What?

1:13:13 > 1:13:14- Oh... - Mmm!

1:13:14 > 1:13:18Wow. See, Luke, I told you I know a little about music.

1:13:18 > 1:13:23I'm trying to broaden his horizons. Rap music isn't everything, but...

1:13:23 > 1:13:28Listen to this woman. She's as smart and talented as she is beautiful.

1:13:28 > 1:13:29# Wear and tear! #

1:13:29 > 1:13:34- He's really out of his mind, right?! - Total fucking lunatic.

1:13:39 > 1:13:41Hey, Steph.

1:13:42 > 1:13:45So, I guess you're ignoring me, huh?

1:13:45 > 1:13:49That's a shame, because it...

1:13:49 > 1:13:52it would be really cool to hang out or whatever

1:13:52 > 1:13:55before I... I go to school.

1:13:57 > 1:14:01The school year's rapidly approaching, as you know.

1:14:02 > 1:14:04And I...

1:14:07 > 1:14:09I miss you.

1:14:11 > 1:14:12- But I love you. - No, you don't.

1:14:12 > 1:14:15Please, Kristen. Don't leave me all alone. I can't be all alone.

1:14:15 > 1:14:19Cut the crap, Jeffrey. You asked for it.

1:14:19 > 1:14:21Stephanie?

1:14:21 > 1:14:24- Are you leaving, too? - Don't...

1:14:24 > 1:14:28Stephie will be here for the next few weeks.

1:14:28 > 1:14:32- I'll deal with all the details when I'm back.- Details?

1:14:32 > 1:14:34Please, say something to your mother, Steph!

1:14:34 > 1:14:37Jeffrey, leave her out of this.

1:14:39 > 1:14:43Sweetheart, go to your fucking room.

1:14:53 > 1:14:54(DOOR CLOSES)

1:14:54 > 1:14:59"It would be really cool to hang out or whatever before I go to school."

1:14:59 > 1:15:03"The school year's rapidly approaching, as you know."

1:15:04 > 1:15:06"I miss you."

1:15:08 > 1:15:10"(PHONE RINGS)"

1:15:10 > 1:15:12- Shapiro? - "What?"

1:15:12 > 1:15:14Justin?

1:15:14 > 1:15:18- Yo, why you calling me Shapiro? - "(CHUCKLES) No reason."

1:15:18 > 1:15:22How was, erm, Florence?

1:15:22 > 1:15:26Oh, it was crazy, yo, mad crazy. Yo, I'll tell you all about it.

1:15:26 > 1:15:30We're hitting this club downtown tonight. You coming?

1:15:31 > 1:15:32Yeah. Yeah, totally.

1:15:32 > 1:15:34Yeah.

1:15:34 > 1:15:37- "Doll your shit up." - OK, er, call me later.

1:15:37 > 1:15:39- "Peace." - Bye.

1:15:39 > 1:15:41(SIGHS)

1:16:04 > 1:16:07Yo! Yo, yo, what happened?

1:16:07 > 1:16:10- What happened? - What do you think?

1:16:10 > 1:16:13- Wait, wait, wait.- Careful with that! - Wait, Dad. I have money!

1:16:13 > 1:16:16- Put that down. I got money! - Leave them. Let them do their job.

1:16:16 > 1:16:20Dad, I got 26,000! That should be more than enough.

1:16:20 > 1:16:24- Luke. - What?

1:16:24 > 1:16:26It's not enough.

1:16:26 > 1:16:29It's not even close.

1:16:31 > 1:16:33You said you'd fix it.

1:16:33 > 1:16:36You said you'd fix it, right?

1:16:36 > 1:16:39I need you to go upstairs and pack up your room, OK?

1:16:41 > 1:16:44Go on upstairs. Pack up your room.

1:16:44 > 1:16:46Hey, be careful with that, would ya?

1:16:46 > 1:16:48Are you being careful with my father's silver?

1:16:54 > 1:16:56# Let's make this official

1:16:56 > 1:16:59# Everybody let's agree that MCs need a tissue

1:16:59 > 1:17:00# The funk's my only issue

1:17:00 > 1:17:03# I bet your mama miss you And I bet the Mack take off...

1:17:03 > 1:17:07- What are you doing? - Marking my territory.

1:17:08 > 1:17:11You need some help?

1:17:14 > 1:17:17# You won't be around next year My rap's too severe

1:17:17 > 1:17:19- # Kickin' mad flava in ya ear - # Kick it down

1:17:19 > 1:17:22# Here comes the brand-new flava in ya ear

1:17:22 > 1:17:24# Time for new flava in ya ear

1:17:24 > 1:17:27# I'm kickin' new flava in ya ear

1:17:27 > 1:17:29# Mack's the brand-new flava in ya ear

1:17:29 > 1:17:32# Craig Mack, 1,000 degrees

1:17:32 > 1:17:34# You'll be on your knees... #

1:18:06 > 1:18:08(SOFT MUSIC)

1:18:20 > 1:18:23(KNOCKS AT DOOR)

1:18:25 > 1:18:28- Yo. - Hi, Steph.

1:18:28 > 1:18:32- Hey -- Look, I know the summer's almost over,

1:18:32 > 1:18:35but I think we can make this work.

1:18:35 > 1:18:37- Luke - - Just hear me out, alright?

1:18:37 > 1:18:40People do the long-distance thing all the time, you know,

1:18:40 > 1:18:43and we're not going to school that far away from each other.

1:18:43 > 1:18:46It's like a four-hour train ride, so,

1:18:46 > 1:18:48we could alternate weekends...

1:18:48 > 1:18:50Is that Shapiro?

1:18:50 > 1:18:53Is that Justin?

1:18:55 > 1:18:57Aww, Shapiro!

1:18:57 > 1:18:59Mm...

1:19:00 > 1:19:02Hi, baby.

1:19:02 > 1:19:05Yo, you got any weed?

1:19:05 > 1:19:07No!

1:19:07 > 1:19:09OK.

1:19:11 > 1:19:15(SIGHS) Look, Luke...

1:19:15 > 1:19:17Where's Squires?

1:19:17 > 1:19:19- He's in Fire Island. - Peace.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21Yo, wait!

1:19:21 > 1:19:25# "Tearz" - Wu-Tang Clan

1:19:27 > 1:19:28# Yo, check

1:19:28 > 1:19:31# Yo, yo, check the script

1:19:31 > 1:19:33# Me and the gods get it ripped

1:19:33 > 1:19:35# Blunts in the dip 40 dogs in my lip

1:19:35 > 1:19:37# Had a box Boom, boom, the bass will blast

1:19:37 > 1:19:40# We was laughing at all the girls that passed

1:19:40 > 1:19:43# Conversation Brothers had begin to discuss

1:19:43 > 1:19:45# Hey, yo, Ra! Remember that kid ya bust?

1:19:45 > 1:19:47# Oh, yeah, he ran but he didn't get far

1:19:47 > 1:19:50# Cos I dropped him Ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha!

1:19:50 > 1:19:52# Not knowin' exactly what lied ahead

1:19:52 > 1:19:55# My little brother my mother sent him out for bread

1:19:55 > 1:19:58# Get the Wonder it's a hot day in the summer

1:19:58 > 1:20:00# Didn't expect to come across a crazy gunner... #

1:20:00 > 1:20:01Luke.

1:20:07 > 1:20:11I apologise for the mess. I wasn't expecting company.

1:20:13 > 1:20:16You've been doing all these drugs?

1:20:16 > 1:20:20It's an experiment. An experience.

1:20:20 > 1:20:23Life. Salvation. Drugs.

1:20:23 > 1:20:24Go ahead.

1:20:27 > 1:20:32- I've never done most of this stuff. - Come on, Luke, be a pal, do it.

1:20:33 > 1:20:35# Flashbacks I was laughin' all the time

1:20:35 > 1:20:38# I taught him all about the bees and birds

1:20:38 > 1:20:40# But I wish I had a chance to sing these three words

1:20:40 > 1:20:42- # After - # After...

1:20:42 > 1:20:48# Laughter... comes tears #

1:20:48 > 1:20:51(WAVES LAP)

1:20:52 > 1:20:54The ocean...

1:20:55 > 1:20:59This is all I need, Luke.

1:20:59 > 1:21:02Forget the city, the city's wrong.

1:21:02 > 1:21:07I just wanna... wrap myself in the ocean.

1:21:09 > 1:21:12I cannot...

1:21:12 > 1:21:16- ..speak! - That's the spirit, Luke.

1:21:16 > 1:21:19Hit me with it! Come on, hit me! You don't think I can take it?

1:21:19 > 1:21:21I can take everything you got, fucking sea!

1:21:21 > 1:21:25(LAUGHTER ECHOES)

1:21:35 > 1:21:37I want a...

1:21:39 > 1:21:42- ..vagina. - You said it, Luke.

1:21:42 > 1:21:48I should've known when she told me she didn't like dogs. Mm!

1:21:48 > 1:21:51There's certain people you just can't trust, you know, Luke?

1:21:52 > 1:21:53Listen to me.

1:21:53 > 1:21:58Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan.

1:21:58 > 1:22:00Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.

1:22:00 > 1:22:03Never, ever,...

1:22:04 > 1:22:09..EVER, trust ANYONE who says they don't like dogs.

1:22:09 > 1:22:11You meet someone who doesn't like dogs,

1:22:11 > 1:22:16alert the authorities immediately, and sure as shit don't marry them!

1:22:16 > 1:22:19OK. OK.

1:22:19 > 1:22:21Nothing's OK.

1:22:22 > 1:22:26None of it's gonna be OK, everything's gonna be terrible.

1:22:27 > 1:22:30I tried to kill myself twice today.

1:22:30 > 1:22:35Once with pills, turns out I have a very high tolerance for those.

1:22:35 > 1:22:37Next by hanging.

1:22:37 > 1:22:40The hanging's very hard. The weight...

1:22:40 > 1:22:43You lose too much weight, or you put on too much weight...

1:22:43 > 1:22:47Ah... (SNORTS DISMISSIVELY) Ah, well...

1:22:47 > 1:22:51- Dr Squires, what are you talking about?- I don't know.

1:22:52 > 1:22:53I just...

1:22:53 > 1:22:56I'm done.

1:22:56 > 1:22:59This is it. Last call, Luke.

1:22:59 > 1:23:02I'm glad you're here to see me off.

1:23:07 > 1:23:10- Where you going, Dr Squires? - In there!

1:23:10 > 1:23:13I'm ready to die, Luke!

1:23:13 > 1:23:15Stop fucking around, Jeff!

1:23:15 > 1:23:21I'm the weird old guy, remember? You said so yourself.

1:23:21 > 1:23:26Look, I didn't mean it, alright? You're my friend! You're...

1:23:26 > 1:23:28You're my best friend.

1:23:28 > 1:23:31So just, please, would you come back for me?

1:23:31 > 1:23:35You're not worth it, Shapiro!

1:23:35 > 1:23:37So, that was all bullshit, right?

1:23:37 > 1:23:42All that stuff about embracing your pain, making it a part of you?

1:23:42 > 1:23:45(WAVES CRASH)

1:23:45 > 1:23:50You can't do this! You can't just give up!

1:23:50 > 1:23:53Life is hard and it's full of pain and whatnot,

1:23:53 > 1:23:58but we take it cos there's great stuff, too!

1:23:58 > 1:24:03And we can do it because we have friends! Because we help each other!

1:24:03 > 1:24:07Stop! Stop!

1:24:09 > 1:24:11(LILTING MELODY)

1:25:09 > 1:25:11Luke!

1:25:40 > 1:25:44That was really fucking cheesy, what you said just then.

1:25:47 > 1:25:51There's enough assholes in the world, Dr Squires.

1:25:52 > 1:25:54Don't be another one.

1:25:55 > 1:25:58Now you sound like me.

1:26:07 > 1:26:11You wanna go to the city and fill out my prescriptions?

1:26:14 > 1:26:16Sounds good.

1:26:28 > 1:26:30Thank you, Luke.

1:26:30 > 1:26:32How you feeling?

1:26:37 > 1:26:39Please, don't do that again.

1:26:39 > 1:26:43- Aight? You scared me. - I'm sorry.

1:26:44 > 1:26:47Dr Squires, I gotta get back.

1:26:48 > 1:26:50To my folks.

1:26:50 > 1:26:53Where you living these days, Luke?

1:26:53 > 1:26:56We're moving in with my grandparents.

1:26:56 > 1:27:00- In New Jersey. - I'm sorry to hear that.

1:27:00 > 1:27:03I'm sorry to live it.

1:27:04 > 1:27:07I'm sorry about Stephanie, too.

1:27:11 > 1:27:14She would've been a lucky girl.

1:27:16 > 1:27:18Good luck in school.

1:27:20 > 1:27:25Try and fuck a black girl. I never got the chance at college.

1:27:29 > 1:27:31(SIGHS)

1:27:31 > 1:27:33Baby steps.

1:27:34 > 1:27:36It'll be OK.

1:27:36 > 1:27:39I can't answer that.

1:27:39 > 1:27:42- It wasn't a question. - (SNIFFS)

1:27:42 > 1:27:43Peace, Doc.

1:27:43 > 1:27:45Peace out, Luke. (SNIFFS)

1:27:59 > 1:28:01Luke. Hey.

1:28:01 > 1:28:06- Hey.- Look, man, I wanted to say - - Do me a favour, Steph.

1:28:06 > 1:28:09- Huh? - Don't say nothing, OK?

1:28:09 > 1:28:12Just stand there till I leave.

1:28:12 > 1:28:15I wanna remember this.

1:28:16 > 1:28:18I've never done it before.

1:28:18 > 1:28:20Never done what?

1:28:22 > 1:28:25Had my heart broken.

1:28:56 > 1:28:59# "All the Young Dudes" - Mott The Hoople

1:29:07 > 1:29:10To Luke Shapiro.

1:29:10 > 1:29:11Luke.

1:29:13 > 1:29:17Luke, have you had any more thoughts about what you're gonna be

1:29:17 > 1:29:20as far as a profession goes?

1:29:20 > 1:29:22- Mom, he's got time. - I'm just asking.

1:29:22 > 1:29:25Actually, I'm thinking about becoming a shrink.

1:29:25 > 1:29:27Psychology!

1:29:27 > 1:29:30It's not quite the shoe business, but a very interesting field.

1:29:30 > 1:29:35I figure I'm an expert cos everyone around me is so fucking crazy.

1:29:37 > 1:29:40# Oh, man, I need TV

1:29:40 > 1:29:43# When I got T Rex

1:29:43 > 1:29:45# Oh, brother, you guessed

1:29:45 > 1:29:48# I'm a dude, Dad

1:29:48 > 1:29:51- # All the young dudes - # Hey, dudes (PAGER BEEPS)

1:29:51 > 1:29:54- # Carry the news - # Where are ya?

1:29:54 > 1:29:57- # Boogaloo dudes - # Stand up, come on

1:29:57 > 1:30:00# Carry the news

1:30:01 > 1:30:04- (PHONE RINGS) - # All the young dudes

1:30:04 > 1:30:05# I wanna hear you

1:30:05 > 1:30:09- # Carry the news - # I wanna see you...

1:30:09 > 1:30:12- Hello? - Somebody paged me from this number?

1:30:12 > 1:30:16"Hi, Jeffrey? It's, erm, Elanor."

1:30:16 > 1:30:20Luke gave me your number. I hope that's OK.

1:30:20 > 1:30:22Yeah, it's OK.

1:30:22 > 1:30:24"So, erm..."

1:30:24 > 1:30:26What are you doing tonight?

1:30:28 > 1:30:30No plans.

1:30:30 > 1:30:33# We never got it off on that revolution stuff

1:30:33 > 1:30:35# What a drag

1:30:35 > 1:30:38# Too many snags

1:30:38 > 1:30:41# Now I've drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine

1:30:41 > 1:30:44# Gotta race some cat to bed

1:30:44 > 1:30:48# Oh, is there concrete all around or is it in my

1:30:48 > 1:30:51# Head?

1:30:51 > 1:30:55- # Yeah, I'm a dude, Dad - # Ah...

1:30:55 > 1:30:58- # All the young dudes - # Hey, dudes

1:30:58 > 1:31:01- # Carry the news - # Where are ya?

1:31:01 > 1:31:04- # Boogaloo dudes - # Stand up

1:31:04 > 1:31:07# Carry the news... #

1:31:07 > 1:31:09# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

1:31:09 > 1:31:11# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

1:31:11 > 1:31:14# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

1:31:14 > 1:31:16# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

1:31:16 > 1:31:18# I'm dreaming

1:31:18 > 1:31:21# About being a blunt

1:31:21 > 1:31:25# I'm running around and I just can't wake up

1:31:25 > 1:31:27# I'm dreaming

1:31:27 > 1:31:30# About being a blunt, ho!

1:31:30 > 1:31:34# I'm walking around and I just can't wake up

1:31:35 > 1:31:37# I'm tryin' to wake up I can't wake up

1:31:37 > 1:31:39# So I run and jump Someone yelled, Get that blunt!

1:31:39 > 1:31:41# Get that blunt? Now I'm thinking this is major

1:31:41 > 1:31:44# I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor

1:31:44 > 1:31:46# I don't like this dream as a blunt

1:31:46 > 1:31:49# But I can't get out of it and I can't seem to wake up

1:31:49 > 1:31:50# So I'm running and racing

1:31:50 > 1:31:52# Blunt smokers are chasing This is insane

1:31:52 > 1:31:53# I'm caught by House Of Pain

1:31:53 > 1:31:55# I'm picked up they said they gonna put my head out

1:31:55 > 1:31:58# They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out

1:31:58 > 1:32:00# Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes, ready

1:32:00 > 1:32:02# They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me

1:32:02 > 1:32:04# I'm in the mouth, yo! I can't wake up

1:32:04 > 1:32:06# Yo, I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

1:32:06 > 1:32:09# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

1:32:09 > 1:32:11# I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

1:32:11 > 1:32:13# I'm dreaming #