0:00:02 > 0:00:08This film contains very strong language, scenes of a sexual nature
0:00:08 > 0:00:14and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33KNOCK ON DOOR
0:02:42 > 0:02:43- Hi.- Hi.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Are you coming in, or what?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Sorry, I hope you don't mind smoke.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12No.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You'd be surprised how many do.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44OK, I'm going to close the door now.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Might find it gets a bit awkward if we're on different sides. You know?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Listen, I think I might be wasting your time.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06So long as you pay me, you won't be wasting my time, love.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Now, what can I do for you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16I don't know.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21OK.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Then we'll start at the beginning.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27My name is Naomi, and would you like to have sex with me?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32No.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37OK.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Then we'll just find something else to do, then, won't we?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44But you are going to have to tell me. I ain't no mind-reader.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46She's two floors down.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55You're a very handsome man. You do know that, yeah?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I think I've made a big mistake.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Thank you.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23A pleasure.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Hi.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Again.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Sorry about that.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I must have panicked.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- You ain't the first.- May I come in?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Made your mind up?- Mm.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I think I just want to talk for a while, if that's allowed.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Everything's allowed.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Pretty much.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38But that one's fifty.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Is there going to be a top-up?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Cos I might need something else.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Depends.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Might even give you some back.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Do you want me undressed?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17No. Dressed is fine. Like I said, I just want to talk.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22On the bed or in a chair?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'll sit here, if that's OK.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29It's clean.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Yeah.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51You know silence is an extra twenty, yeah?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55You're going to have to tell me when you're joking or I don't know, really.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Me neither.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Come on, then, what do you want to talk about?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10You've paid your money. I'll do me best to make it worth your while.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I don't know. I just want to talk.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I want to talk about...
0:08:21 > 0:08:22..what you do.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- What I do?- Yeah.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Are you sure you wouldn't prefer me undressed?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34I talk a lot more freely when I'm undressed.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35If you know what I mean.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I just want to talk.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I just want to talk about... I want
0:08:49 > 0:08:53to talk about... I don't know what I want to talk about.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I want you to tell me about the people that come up here.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You know, is there a type?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04There's no type.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06But they're mostly older, y'know, like me?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Are you some journalist, or what?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12No, I'm not a journalist.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I'm just asking.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I thought I'd best ask.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Do you mind if I smoke?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24No.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Only I'm a lot more chatty when I smoke.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Y'know, everyone finds it a bit awkward first time.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51They don't really know what to expect or how to go about it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55But you'll be amazed, a few times in
0:09:55 > 0:10:00and, really, you won't understand how it was ever such a big deal.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04What do they usually ask for
0:10:04 > 0:10:06first time?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Whatever they want.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Yeah, I know.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Do they, erm...
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Full intercourse first time?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Some want sex. Course.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Some just like me to touch them.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Or, like, they touch me.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40And some just prefer to watch
0:10:40 > 0:10:43while I entertain them
0:10:43 > 0:10:45and do whatever they want while I do it.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51It's all fine by me.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Do they ever want to hurt you?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02And why would they want to do that?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10It's not an answer, is it?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13It's not what you want to do, is it?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16No, it's not what I want to do.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18That's not what I was saying.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I'm just asking.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27You know there is an unwritten rule?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- The clients don't talk about the profession.- Why's that?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- It's just easier that way. - What, for you or for me?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I don't write the rules, sweetheart.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Hi.- Hi.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- New here, right?- Sorry.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Naomi.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Tanya.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Pleased to meet you, Tanya.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Have a good night.- Er, please?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16No?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Didn't mean anything. Honest.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26When the light's off downstairs, it means I'm with someone.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35SHOWER RUNS
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I'll be out in two ticks. Make yourself comfortable.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53TOILET FLUSHES
0:15:20 > 0:15:22More theory?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Or are you ready for some practical?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Still the theory, if that's all right with you.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Then maybe you'd like a cup of tea or something. Comes with the price.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Please. That'd be lovely.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Thank you.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58OK if I sit here today?
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Yeah, if you like.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Can I have one?- Yeah.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Ta.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Ta.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34So?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42What you were saying yesterday about
0:16:42 > 0:16:47your clients... I'm not talking about the profession and that.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I didn't mean any harm.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I do want to know.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Why?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I think it might help me.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Might find it just makes it harder.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Well, I'd like to be allowed to take that chance.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21What else do you want to know?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Well, I suppose I want to know how you can do it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Actually, I think you'd better go.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- I don't want to go.- Take it.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Go on, take it. You're wasting your time. Don't waste your money as well.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- I'm not fucking dangerous. - Just take it! I'm sure you'll find someone else who...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- I don't want no-one else, I want you!- I want you to leave.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07I ain't a fucking religious freak. I just want what everybody else wants...
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Please don't cause any trouble. - ..no more, no fucking less.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12That's why I want you to undress.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17Now. Please.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Please.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Hold on, hold on.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I want to take this step by step.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31This is all going too fast for me.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34That's enough for one day.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Then what now?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Just sit here.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55You really are a funny one. You know that?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Two days ago, you said I was the handsome one.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Yeah, well, they're always the funniest.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58You OK?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Yeah, I'm fine.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I'm a little tired, maybe,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10but nothing more.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14You've been quiet all week.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Unusually quiet.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19I'm just tired.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Is it something I've done?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Could I just eat my fucking dinner, please?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Morning.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Brought some cards.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Don't you want to know what my name is?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Only if you want to tell us.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Richard.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42My name is Richard.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Naomi.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Pleased to make your acquaintance.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01All right?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15What did you want with the two foreign geezers?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Dodgy ground...
0:25:21 > 0:25:23It's about them, not about you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24A haircut.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27A bit of moonlighting on the side, you know?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Look, I'll make a deal with you.
0:25:49 > 0:25:54I ain't having you sitting up here all high and mighty, so I'll tell you what...
0:25:58 > 0:26:00You can ask me about me clients -
0:26:00 > 0:26:02not about me, about them, or at least,
0:26:02 > 0:26:03what they do up here, anyhow...
0:26:07 > 0:26:10..if I get all me kit off before you go.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16And this time, you watch.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Fair?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Yeah.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39What did you do with them Scandinavians? All right?
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Pretty straight, really. Nothing special.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47One at a time or both together?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51A bit of both.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58What does that mean?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Y'know, both ends.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Well, how do they do that?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13I mean both ends.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21One takes me from behind, I suck the other one off.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27And do they talk during it?
0:27:27 > 0:27:30To each other, mostly, though don't ask me what,
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I don't speak Scandinavian.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Well, how do they decide who does what?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I don't fucking know.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Tossed a coin, drew cards - what does it matter?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Which end does the winner get?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16A deal's a deal.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Yeah.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38OK.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10DOOR CLOSES
0:30:19 > 0:30:22MAN GASPS
0:30:33 > 0:30:36HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:30:46 > 0:30:48SHE KISSES HIM
0:31:26 > 0:31:31- Please?- Look, sorry, I think you've got the wrong place.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34I ain't no Mother fucking Teresa, OK?
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Sorry.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Please. I need.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46I need. I need.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:32:00 > 0:32:02HE SLURPS
0:32:03 > 0:32:06HE MUMBLES TO HIMSELF
0:32:13 > 0:32:17I need to ask you some more questions, Naomi, about you.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Just lay a card, porky, or you're out.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26First time I come up here, you said everything was allowed.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Actually, I said "pretty much everything", and that ain't everything.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Well, I don't mind paying for more.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35You're pushing your luck, shit-face.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Just so you know.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39You've got to trust me by now.
0:32:39 > 0:32:43- I mean, I... - Tell me about your wife, eh?
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Can't get it up with her, no? Tits gone yellow? Muff gone mouldy?
0:32:46 > 0:32:48What? What is your fucking problem?
0:32:58 > 0:33:03Look...I take it in the mouth and up the arse
0:33:03 > 0:33:05and anywhere else anyone can think of, OK?
0:33:05 > 0:33:08And I don't have a problem with that.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Now, if you do, you're in the wrong fucking place, sweetheart.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Butchers ain't so good on the veggie shit. Y'know?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19And you don't think it fucks you up?
0:33:21 > 0:33:25- Thinking of taking it up? - I don't think so.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29- Pays OK. - What, even this time of the day?
0:33:29 > 0:33:31YOU'RE here.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Have you ever been on the streets?
0:33:51 > 0:33:54You really are a fucking pain in the arse. You know that?
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Yeah. And funny and handsome.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Don't you think I tell them ALL that?
0:34:03 > 0:34:06I've just got one more question. Last one, I promise.
0:34:11 > 0:34:12That a promise?
0:34:15 > 0:34:16Yeah.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Was you abused as a child?
0:34:33 > 0:34:37What the fuck do you care?
0:34:38 > 0:34:39I just want to understand.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Understand what?
0:34:44 > 0:34:46I don't know.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17KNOCKING
0:35:27 > 0:35:29KNOCKING
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Good. Belarussian.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44- VEHICLE DRAWS UP OUTSIDE - Actually, I think that's him now.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46OK, yeah. Bye, love. Bye.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:36:59 > 0:37:00Sorry I'm late.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Your phone was off.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- All afternoon.- Oh, sorry, babe. I...
0:37:12 > 0:37:16had a meeting, I switched it off, forgot to switch it back on.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Nothing serious, was it?
0:37:21 > 0:37:22No.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25All right.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Student of what?
0:37:49 > 0:37:50Life.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58It don't even look like you.
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Ha!
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Bollocks.
0:38:06 > 0:38:10So, did you get O levels, and all that?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12You really can't keep a fucking promise, can you?
0:38:12 > 0:38:16No, I promised that I wouldn't ask yesterday.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Any day. That's how I took it.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Well, that's what I'm doing here.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30- I need to know.- Need to know how many qualifications I've got?
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Listen, what I want... - Actually, I've had enough of this.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Look, I tell you what.
0:38:38 > 0:38:43Let's see how much you really need to know.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45A ton a pop.
0:38:46 > 0:38:50I don't answer shit from now on till you give me a hundred quid. OK?
0:38:52 > 0:38:55And that's per question, yeah?
0:39:01 > 0:39:03All right,
0:39:03 > 0:39:06anything you want.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Fire away.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13What, suddenly can't think none up?
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Haven't shut the fuck up all week!
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Would you take a cheque?
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Course. Modern world, sweetheart.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Are you some dickhead or what?
0:40:11 > 0:40:16Yeah, I'm handsome and funny and a right pain in the fucking arse. Who do I make this out to?
0:40:16 > 0:40:19Or just stupidly rich.
0:40:27 > 0:40:28I kept it blank.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48One question.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- Best make it a good 'un!- Yeah.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Since you've been doing this...
0:41:08 > 0:41:11..have you ever had a proper boyfriend?
0:41:11 > 0:41:14- Is that it?- Mm-hm.- I don't know what you mean by "proper".
0:41:14 > 0:41:18- Yes, you do.- Well, if you're asking if fucking them counts, then, yeah...
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- Obviously I'm not asking that. - Then what ARE you asking?
0:41:23 > 0:41:25I'm asking...
0:41:30 > 0:41:32..have you ever loved
0:41:32 > 0:41:34and been loved,
0:41:34 > 0:41:36or half-loved...
0:41:38 > 0:41:41..in a proper relationship with a man, not family...
0:41:43 > 0:41:45..since you've been doing this?
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Well, at least it makes you word them well, eh?
0:41:51 > 0:41:52And...?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59No.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
0:42:10 > 0:42:14- And you think...?- Uh-uh. That's another question, honey pie.
0:42:14 > 0:42:15And another ton.
0:42:38 > 0:42:43Why do you so want to be a fucking twat? Eh?
0:43:05 > 0:43:07I didn't answer it.
0:43:10 > 0:43:11A new question.
0:43:29 > 0:43:30What's your name?
0:43:30 > 0:43:33I mean your real name.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45You want to go soul-saving?
0:43:45 > 0:43:50Then maybe you should start with some of the fuckers that come up here...
0:43:52 > 0:43:54..of which, I might point out,
0:43:54 > 0:43:57you...are one.
0:44:03 > 0:44:08Look, I don't know what midlife wank you've gotten yourself into,
0:44:08 > 0:44:10but to tell the truth, up to now
0:44:10 > 0:44:13it's been pretty easy money.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15So I'll tell you what...
0:44:17 > 0:44:20..you want to know what it's like for me, yeah?
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Well, that's what you're after, right?
0:44:23 > 0:44:27Well, since you ain't about to fuck us to find out, how about this?
0:44:28 > 0:44:32Only done it the once, but it seemed to work well enough then, so what the fuck?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40I'll let you wait in the wardrobe.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51And you watch.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56I mean, you've got to promise not to make a sound, yeah?
0:44:56 > 0:44:59And I mean not a fucking whimper, no pulling your plank
0:44:59 > 0:45:02or any shit like that.
0:45:02 > 0:45:06And then you fuck off and leave us alone.
0:45:06 > 0:45:07What do you say?
0:45:07 > 0:45:09No.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- No, I can't do that. - Up to you, sweetheart.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16- We'll only call it a ton. Cheap at the price.- No, I can't.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Look, er...
0:45:23 > 0:45:26I know it may not be obvious...
0:45:26 > 0:45:29why I came up here.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31It's not, even to me.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36But it weren't for that.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40At least, I don't think it was.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Then re-stack 'em.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51I'll just have to think of something else to get rid of you.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54This fella,
0:45:54 > 0:45:57y'know, the one with the...
0:45:57 > 0:45:59the one with the wardrobe thing...
0:46:01 > 0:46:03..what's he looking for?
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Actually...
0:46:08 > 0:46:10it was a woman...
0:46:11 > 0:46:14..you sexist old cunt, you.
0:46:19 > 0:46:23HE LAUGHS WHEEZILY
0:46:54 > 0:47:02# Pictures and postcards of lilies and cowboys float by
0:47:05 > 0:47:13# They drift on the wind, fall behind as the sun hits the sky
0:47:18 > 0:47:26# Shadows in windows speak slowly in fast black and white
0:47:30 > 0:47:38# Come, take my hand on a journey, we'll run through the night
0:47:54 > 0:48:01# Starlit, you won't let us down
0:48:06 > 0:48:13# Miles away, you're sleeping sound
0:48:17 > 0:48:25# And no-one knows the places we'll go
0:48:29 > 0:48:37# Wherever we go, it's all in a dream
0:49:31 > 0:49:38# Starlit, you won't let us down
0:49:43 > 0:49:51# Miles away, you're sleeping sound
0:49:55 > 0:50:02# And no-one knows the places we'll go
0:50:07 > 0:50:15# Wherever we go, it's all in a dream... #
0:50:58 > 0:51:01SHE TYPES ON KEYBOARD
0:51:34 > 0:51:37I think he's just about ready!
0:51:57 > 0:52:01BED CREAKS
0:52:06 > 0:52:08HE COUGHS QUIETLY
0:52:13 > 0:52:15HE COUGHS AGAIN
0:52:50 > 0:52:51HE WINCES
0:53:34 > 0:53:36MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:53:36 > 0:53:38(Fuck!)
0:53:38 > 0:53:40PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
0:53:40 > 0:53:42(Fuck!)
0:53:42 > 0:53:45PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
0:53:47 > 0:53:50Oh, my fucking leg! Fucking leg!
0:53:50 > 0:53:52Fucking leg!
0:53:52 > 0:53:53Oh...!
0:53:56 > 0:53:57Fucking phone.
0:53:57 > 0:53:59PHONE STOPS RINGING
0:53:59 > 0:54:01All right...
0:54:02 > 0:54:07..Police. All right? Police. Pull your trousers up and fuck off.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10Fuck off!
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Fuck off!
0:54:23 > 0:54:24Cunt!
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Fucking cunt.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:54:49 > 0:54:52I always turn it off when I come up here.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54I must have forgot.
0:54:54 > 0:54:56Really sorry.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Just get out.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04I was fucking dying in there.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08He was one of my best fucking clients. Think he'll be back, eh?
0:55:08 > 0:55:11Fucking surprised if the baldy prick isn't in Australia by now.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18Like I said, I'm really sorry.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Get out.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24Unless you want a fuck, we've got nothing else to talk about.
0:56:20 > 0:56:21Tanya?
0:56:26 > 0:56:28- Please, please!- Let go of her, Ed.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30- Please!- Fuck that. I spent shitloads on this bitch.
0:56:30 > 0:56:33- She's fucking terrified. Now let her go.- Get out of my way, Naomi.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35Ed, let her go! A favour on me, yeah?
0:56:35 > 0:56:40I said get out of my fucking way.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42Let go of her.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45NAOMI SCREAMS
0:56:45 > 0:56:47Fucking bitch!
0:57:41 > 0:57:43SHE PICKS UP KEYS
0:58:18 > 0:58:22All right, arse-wipe, you've got a fucking nerve, I'll give you that.
0:58:22 > 0:58:24Now fuck off and leave us alone.
0:58:32 > 0:58:35I press this and one really miserable cunt will be up here
0:58:35 > 0:58:37in under 30 seconds. Got it?
0:58:45 > 0:58:48- FROM OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR: - You know who did it?
0:58:50 > 0:58:52Actually...
0:58:54 > 0:58:57..I was there when it happened. Now fuck off.
0:58:57 > 0:58:59No, I mean...
0:58:59 > 0:59:02do you know his name or anything?
0:59:04 > 0:59:06Why? Are you going to beat him up?
0:59:06 > 0:59:08No.
0:59:09 > 0:59:11But I am a policeman, remember.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15No, you're not.
0:59:17 > 0:59:19- Yes, I am.- No, you're not.
0:59:19 > 0:59:21Yes, I am.
0:59:21 > 0:59:25- No, you're not.- Look, this could go on for a bit, because I really am.
0:59:33 > 0:59:36Not when you're with the likes of me you're not.
0:59:36 > 0:59:40You can't have your cake and eat it, too, boyo, not in this life.
0:59:40 > 0:59:42Now fuck off and leave us alone.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44But I never have my cake.
0:59:44 > 0:59:46Remember?
0:59:49 > 0:59:51Oh, yes, you do.
0:59:53 > 0:59:56Just a weird fucking recipe, that's all.
0:59:59 > 1:00:01We had a deal, yeah?
1:00:01 > 1:00:03And I kept my end.
1:00:04 > 1:00:07So, please, just fuck off and leave us alone.
1:00:17 > 1:00:20Just tell me it was a little baldy prick
1:00:20 > 1:00:22and I'll go.
1:00:22 > 1:00:25Don't make me laugh.
1:00:25 > 1:00:28I'd kick the shit out of him with one arm behind me back.
1:00:32 > 1:00:34Actually...
1:00:34 > 1:00:36come to think of it, so would I.
1:00:39 > 1:00:41And anybody else, for that fucking matter.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44The only reason you're allowed back in here
1:01:44 > 1:01:47ain't cos I don't think you're the twat from hell, OK?
1:01:47 > 1:01:50It just so happens I like Monopoly, that's all.
1:02:05 > 1:02:08- Hotel...- What are you doing? No, you had three houses.
1:02:08 > 1:02:13- No, I bought a house earlier. I just didn't put it on, that's all. - And I didn't see it?
1:02:13 > 1:02:17- You didn't have four, you had three. - You can't see! Put your glasses on.
1:02:17 > 1:02:22- I don't know why you don't do the hotels.- What the fuck do you think these are? Caravans?
1:02:22 > 1:02:27- No, I don't mean that. I'm talking about you.- Just shut up, gobshite, and roll the dice.- You'd be safer.
1:02:28 > 1:02:31Community Chest. Community Chest!
1:02:33 > 1:02:37"You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect £10."
1:02:37 > 1:02:39- What, you?- Is that right? - SHE LAUGHS
1:02:39 > 1:02:41Well, what's the matter with me?
1:02:41 > 1:02:45- Here you are. There's your tenner. - And I got a double. £10 for £10.
1:02:49 > 1:02:53- Old Kent Road.- Old Kent Road. That's me.- 200 for passing Go.
1:02:53 > 1:02:55Oh, a ton-sixty? Is that it?!
1:02:55 > 1:02:58- How much? How much?! - What's the fucking point in them?
1:02:58 > 1:03:01- Show me. - It's a ton-sixty.- Well, show me!
1:03:01 > 1:03:05- Just hand it over, skanky. - Show me that first.
1:03:05 > 1:03:08160.
1:03:08 > 1:03:11You ain't doing so bad, are you?
1:03:15 > 1:03:20- One, two, three, four. - # Take a chance on me... #
1:03:20 > 1:03:24SHE HUMS # Take a chance on me... #
1:03:24 > 1:03:27HE BEAT-BOXES
1:03:27 > 1:03:32- # Take a chance on me... # - "Advance to Mayfair."- Aw, yes!
1:03:32 > 1:03:35Come on! SHE LAUGHS
1:03:35 > 1:03:38- Two grand, dipshit!- How much?
1:03:38 > 1:03:42- Not a penny more, not a penny less. - I can't pay it.- Yes!- I'm bankrupt.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44- Yes, you can. - I can't. I can't cover it, look.
1:03:44 > 1:03:47- Well, mortgage something.- I can't! I can't cover it. What with?
1:03:47 > 1:03:50Right, well, I'll just have to loan you it.
1:03:50 > 1:03:52- You can't do that. It's against the rules.- Yes, I can.
1:03:52 > 1:03:54My place, my rules.
1:03:57 > 1:04:02All right, well, would you please borrow me two grand?
1:04:04 > 1:04:07- No.- Well, then, I can't play.
1:04:07 > 1:04:12- Yes, you can! I'll just have to take something else instead.- What like?
1:04:14 > 1:04:16Like your trousers.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23Come on.
1:04:23 > 1:04:27- I can't do it. - Oh, what?- I'm not doing it.
1:04:27 > 1:04:28Teeny bit shy, are we?
1:04:28 > 1:04:31- I'm not doing it.- Aw. Hey, relax.
1:04:31 > 1:04:33I'll tell you something about us slappers.
1:04:33 > 1:04:37I'd put money on it that you'd never given a thought to it.
1:04:37 > 1:04:41We love little dicks. The weenier the better.
1:04:41 > 1:04:46- What, are you're going to be doing this for the rest of your life? - Get 'em off or get out.
1:04:46 > 1:04:49- The rest of your life?- Come on, land on Mayfair, pay the toll, tosspot.
1:04:49 > 1:04:53- What are you going to be doing in ten or 15 years' time? - I'll charge more. Granny pay.
1:04:53 > 1:04:57Now shut the fuck up. Hand them over.
1:04:57 > 1:04:59- Come on.- No.
1:04:59 > 1:05:01- Come on, get 'em off. - I'm not doing it.
1:05:01 > 1:05:03Get 'em off or get out.
1:05:07 > 1:05:11- Come on...- OK.
1:05:11 > 1:05:14- SHE HUMS "The Stripper" - You think you're clever?
1:05:20 > 1:05:24- Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. - SHE WOLF-WHISTLES
1:05:29 > 1:05:33Hey. Hand them over.
1:05:33 > 1:05:34You give us two grand first.
1:05:34 > 1:05:37Give the kegs first. Give.
1:05:39 > 1:05:41Thank you.
1:05:41 > 1:05:44- Give us the two grand. - Er, and you still owe me two grand,
1:05:44 > 1:05:48- and I want it back.- Oh, right, I'll go to the post office, then.
1:05:51 > 1:05:53Right, my go, I believe.
1:05:55 > 1:05:58Five. One, two, three, four, five.
1:05:58 > 1:05:59No, it was Go To Jail.
1:05:59 > 1:06:01- No, it wasn't Go To Jail.- Go To Jail.
1:06:01 > 1:06:03- No!- It's Go To Jail!
1:06:03 > 1:06:05I went five places!
1:06:05 > 1:06:07- You are a fucking cheat. - YOU'RE a cheat! You are!
1:06:07 > 1:06:11- You are, you're a cheat! - You're a cheat. - KNOCKING
1:06:11 > 1:06:17Calm down, Priscilla. It's just some twat like you who doesn't understand the light.
1:06:17 > 1:06:19Well, don't let him in!
1:06:19 > 1:06:24Hey, don't go stealing nothing. I know exactly how much is there, mind.
1:06:43 > 1:06:45Yeah?
1:06:48 > 1:06:51Look, I think you've got the wrong door, honey.
1:06:51 > 1:06:54THUD!
1:06:54 > 1:06:56What's your fucking problem, sweetheart?
1:07:03 > 1:07:05Who was it?
1:07:06 > 1:07:08Just your wife.
1:07:09 > 1:07:12- HE LAUGHS - Me wife?
1:07:12 > 1:07:16How do you know it was me wife?
1:07:18 > 1:07:20She mentioned it in passing.
1:07:25 > 1:07:26Oh, fuck.
1:07:26 > 1:07:29HE BREATHES HEAVILY
1:07:42 > 1:07:43Is she still out there?
1:07:59 > 1:08:01Yep.
1:08:06 > 1:08:09Oh...
1:08:26 > 1:08:28You'd better show her in, then.
1:09:00 > 1:09:04Look, at the risk of sounding corny, love, it isn't really how it looks.
1:09:10 > 1:09:14Can you give us a couple of minutes alone, please?
1:09:14 > 1:09:16Please.
1:09:16 > 1:09:20No. It's her room, and I'm not staying.
1:09:27 > 1:09:29I just needed you to know that I know.
1:09:35 > 1:09:37Don't follow me out.
1:09:57 > 1:09:59Well!
1:09:59 > 1:10:03I thought that went quite well, all things considered.
1:10:14 > 1:10:17Relax, she'll get over it.
1:10:17 > 1:10:20The more middle-class ones always do.
1:10:24 > 1:10:27I need you to do something for me.
1:10:29 > 1:10:34- Oh, you don't think she's going to believe an old tart like me? - No, no. I don't mean that.
1:10:36 > 1:10:39Something more fucking strange than that.
1:10:39 > 1:10:42HE BREATHES HEAVILY
1:11:23 > 1:11:26You really are one weird shit.
1:11:26 > 1:11:28- You know that?- Mm.
1:11:53 > 1:11:54Nothing special.
1:11:54 > 1:11:57I need to use the bathroom.
1:11:57 > 1:11:59Is it all right if I look in the bar?
1:11:59 > 1:12:01Help yourself.
1:13:09 > 1:13:11Shit.
1:13:25 > 1:13:27LIQUID SPLASHES IN GLASS
1:13:32 > 1:13:35You did say to help yourself.
1:13:35 > 1:13:36Yeah. I meant it.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44So, what now, Giuseppe?
1:13:46 > 1:13:48We wait.
1:14:19 > 1:14:23- Ever suspect she was getting pokey elsewhere?- No.
1:14:25 > 1:14:27Never do, the men.
1:14:28 > 1:14:31Why the sudden interest in me?
1:14:31 > 1:14:33I mean, you never did before.
1:14:35 > 1:14:37Don't know.
1:14:37 > 1:14:39Guess I just don't feel like I'm working any more.
1:14:49 > 1:14:51KNOCKING
1:15:00 > 1:15:02Now I need you to get that for me.
1:15:03 > 1:15:05I'm going to the toilet for a second.
1:15:51 > 1:15:53He'll be out in two ticks.
1:16:00 > 1:16:02Listen, erm,
1:16:02 > 1:16:04I know I didn't mention this on the phone,
1:16:04 > 1:16:06but I don't actually do threesomes.
1:16:06 > 1:16:11Yeah? I wouldn't worry too much about that, honey.
1:16:15 > 1:16:17Hello, Anna.
1:17:01 > 1:17:03You really do have a way with the lasses, don't you(?)
1:17:52 > 1:17:55ANNA SOBS
1:18:05 > 1:18:07Anna...
1:18:09 > 1:18:14Anna, I want you to meet Naomi. She's a friend of mine.
1:18:14 > 1:18:17I've been seeing her for some time.
1:18:21 > 1:18:25Naomi, I want you to meet Anna.
1:18:25 > 1:18:28- She's my daughter. - ANNA SOBS
1:18:56 > 1:18:59Daddy...
1:19:12 > 1:19:14I'm sorry!
1:19:15 > 1:19:17I love you.
1:19:22 > 1:19:25I love you. I love you.
1:21:27 > 1:21:30Where is she?
1:21:30 > 1:21:32This is my flat, Ed. The council gave it to me.
1:21:32 > 1:21:35In't nothing to do with you. Now get out.
1:21:35 > 1:21:37I said...
1:21:37 > 1:21:39where is she?
1:21:44 > 1:21:49I ain't seen her since you took her, all right? Now just get out.
1:21:53 > 1:21:55Oh, well, what the fuck.
1:21:58 > 1:22:01Plenty more fish in the sea, eh?
1:22:01 > 1:22:04Shoals of the dirty little fuckers.
1:22:04 > 1:22:06And by the way, er,
1:22:06 > 1:22:09I want you out of that room by the end of next week.
1:22:09 > 1:22:11I pay good money for that room,
1:22:11 > 1:22:13and I've never been late, neither.
1:22:13 > 1:22:17The money's in girls, Naomi, not rent.
1:22:17 > 1:22:18So we'll do it that way, then.
1:22:20 > 1:22:25I said "girls". Young flesh.
1:22:25 > 1:22:27Look at you -
1:22:27 > 1:22:30like a fucking dinosaur.
1:22:30 > 1:22:32Disgusting.
1:22:32 > 1:22:34Next week, yeah?
1:22:34 > 1:22:39Oh, and by the way, if you do see her, tell her to piss her pants.
1:22:39 > 1:22:40I own her fucking arse.
1:22:40 > 1:22:43SHE SIGHS
1:23:20 > 1:23:22KNOCKING
1:23:51 > 1:23:54Oral's 40, penetration's 80, back door's a ton.
1:23:54 > 1:23:58What's it going to be, sweetheart?
1:24:29 > 1:24:31I hope you brought some fucking Viagra with you.
1:24:40 > 1:24:43It's for yesterday.
1:24:43 > 1:24:45Ah, yeah.
1:24:45 > 1:24:47Yesterday.
1:24:49 > 1:24:51The afternoon, not the evening.
1:24:51 > 1:24:54Remember? Two grand.
1:24:54 > 1:24:56Not a penny more, not a penny less.
1:25:03 > 1:25:05Thank you, Naomi.
1:25:07 > 1:25:10For what?
1:25:10 > 1:25:13Everything.
1:25:13 > 1:25:15Told you,
1:25:15 > 1:25:17I don't do everything.
1:25:18 > 1:25:21Anyhow, I reckon you got most of that already.
1:25:21 > 1:25:25It just needs kicking into shape a bit, that's all.
1:25:28 > 1:25:30Now go on, off you go.
1:25:41 > 1:25:44Do you know, you've never said my name?
1:25:44 > 1:25:47Not once.
1:25:47 > 1:25:51Yeah, well, that's probably cos a better one always springs to mind.
1:25:51 > 1:25:55Say my fucking name. Just once. Go on.
1:25:59 > 1:26:00Kinky.
1:26:04 > 1:26:07Say it once.
1:26:07 > 1:26:08Just for me.
1:26:22 > 1:26:23Richard.
1:26:29 > 1:26:32Rich-ard.
1:26:32 > 1:26:34There, now fuck off and leave us alone.
1:26:42 > 1:26:45DOOR SHUTS
1:27:07 > 1:27:09Susan.
1:27:14 > 1:27:18Me name's Susan. Just so you know.
1:27:49 > 1:27:52I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Susan.
1:28:55 > 1:28:58# Tender is the night
1:28:58 > 1:29:01# Lying by your side
1:29:01 > 1:29:05# Tender is the touch
1:29:05 > 1:29:08# Of someone that you love too much
1:29:08 > 1:29:10# Tender is the day
1:29:10 > 1:29:14# The demons go away
1:29:14 > 1:29:17# Lord, I need to find
1:29:17 > 1:29:20# Someone who can heal my mind... #