0:00:21 > 0:00:24Now, in India's sunny clime,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26where I used to spend my time,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29a servant of Her Majesty the Queen,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31of all them black-faced crew,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34the finest man I knew
0:00:34 > 0:00:35was our regimental bhisti.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41SHOUTING IN HINDI
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Detail...
0:03:06 > 0:03:07halt!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Salaam.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:03:16 > 0:03:17What was that all about?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19They are pilgrims, sahib,
0:03:19 > 0:03:20going home to the hills.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23They beg to follow us for safety.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Tell them not to fall too far behind.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:03:30 > 0:03:32HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Detail, walk. March!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Well, Jadoo, the sun is going down.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Expect we'd better bivouac
0:03:43 > 0:03:45at Elephant Rock, as usual.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yes, Markham sahib.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10HORSES WHINNY
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I don't like it, Mitchell.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I don't like it.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Silence is unhealthy.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37No word from Markham in 48 hours.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Blast it, an officer and his patrol
0:04:39 > 0:04:41don't vanish into thin air.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Telegraph just got through, sir.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Good.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01TELEGRAPH CLICKS
0:05:03 > 0:05:04TELEGRAPH CLICKS
0:05:09 > 0:05:11What have you got?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Wires apparently down for the last two days.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I thought it was something like that.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17TELEGRAPH CLICKS
0:05:27 > 0:05:29TELEGRAPH CLICKS
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Emergency signal, sir.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41CLICKING STOPS
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Why doesn't he go on?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45TELEGRAPH CLICKS
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Wire's gone dead, sir.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I don't like this.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Can't have the wires down.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Things start too quickly up there.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Higginbotham.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Sir.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Find Sergeants McChesney, Cutter, and Ballantine.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Bring them here at once.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31That's a bit difficult,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33seeing as how they're all on leave together.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35On some mysterious mission.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37A mystery if they come back right side up.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Bring them here at once.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Sergeant McChesney!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What do you want?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Where's Sergeant Ballantine?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Here.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Where's Sergeant Cutter?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04He's busy.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Buying a map for a buried treasure.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15You ought to have your head examined.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I didn't know the map was a swindle.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Aw, you and your emeralds.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21You ought to be put in a padded cell.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25If we'd found them emeralds,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27we could've lived like dukes,
0:07:27 > 0:07:28see?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Ohh!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's the fellow that sold me the map.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Oh.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Let me take care of him, will you?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Hey! Take your hands off that man.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Well...I'm waiting for an explanation.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Speak up, McChesney.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08W-W-W-Well...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Speak up!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10W-W-W-W...
0:08:12 > 0:08:13W-W...
0:08:13 > 0:08:14We were swindled, sir.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20We? We?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Who swindled you?
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Well...
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Well, we don't want to make any charges
0:08:25 > 0:08:26until we have further proof.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Further proof?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29You practically wrecked a village.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You surely didn't do that, McChesney, without proof.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Well, sir, we had our suspicions.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Suspicions of what?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Come on. I've no time
0:08:37 > 0:08:38to wheedle the story out of you!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39W-W-W...
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Well, sir, we bought a map.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Go on.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48From a private
0:08:48 > 0:08:50in a certain Scottish regiment, sir.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51No.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53No, no. I did it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I bought the map meself, sir.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Now, listen.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Don't you try to shield your friends, Cutter.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It won't do you two any good
0:09:04 > 0:09:06to hide yourselves behind Cutter's generosity.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Come on out with it. A map of what?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Well, of Lake Singali, sir.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13And the privilege of diving into it
0:09:13 > 0:09:15to our heart's content.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Diving for what?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Er...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22For emeralds, sir.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23A barge full, sir.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25According to the information I bought,
0:09:25 > 0:09:27it was sunk in the year 241.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I can hardly believe it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Ballantine, a man of your intelligence...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34McChesney, at your age...
0:09:35 > 0:09:38They was the spoils of a maharajah, sir.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Thank you, Cutter.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41That will be sufficient.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43As for you two,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I ought to take away your stripes,
0:09:45 > 0:09:46not only for insubordination
0:09:46 > 0:09:48but for idiocy -
0:09:48 > 0:09:51sheer, childish, soft-brained idiocy.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54But fortunately for you,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57I need all three of you at Tantrapur.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59We're going on a job, sir?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Of the most vital importance.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01You leave for Tantrapur
0:10:01 > 0:10:03with a detachment in the morning
0:10:03 > 0:10:05to repair the telegraph and keep it open.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Left turn!
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Left wheel, quick march!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Left wheel!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Eyes forward!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Eyes forward!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Party, halt!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Sergeants, dismount!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Cold.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Stale.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22I don't mind saying that the whole thing gives me the creeps!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Creeps or no creeps we've got to contact the Colonel.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26We can't until we get them poles up
0:13:26 > 0:13:27and this wire strung.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Yeah.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Naik, detail 10 men for guard duty.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32The remainder, pile arms and prepare for work.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Halt!
0:13:39 > 0:13:44HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Gunga Din!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Gunga Din! Gunga Din!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Water!
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Gunga Din, bring water!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Bring water!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Gunga Din! Gunga Din!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Whoever's been playing tricks with this village
0:14:19 > 0:14:20is blinking clever.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I couldn't find a trail
0:14:22 > 0:14:25or a single footprint leading in or out.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Ah, so the village isn't quite deserted, eh?
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Salaam, sahib.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Who are you?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00My name is Panda Lal.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I'm a miserable seller of trinkets.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Last night a band of Dacoits raided this village,
0:16:06 > 0:16:07looted my shop,
0:16:07 > 0:16:11and stole off with my poor wife and six children.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Well, the children are looking bonny.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Come out here. Everybody in the other room.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Come on, get up! On the double!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Get in there, you heard me.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Go on, get in there.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Quick!
0:16:56 > 0:16:57That's right.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Go on.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01That's better.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09What's that?
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Trinkets, sahib.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Only what I could save
0:17:13 > 0:17:14from my pitiful stock.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Worth hardly a few annas.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Go on, open them up.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Go on!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Open them!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Who are these playful subjects here?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Who knows? But toad face seems to be leader.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Oh! Well, get them all out of here.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Come on, get out of here.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21On your feet. Come on.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Hold them there.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Detail eight men for escort duty. Bring them here.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Listen, you. What became of Burgess sahib?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Come on, spit it out!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38He can speak, but he won't.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:18:42 > 0:18:44He doesn't know.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Here.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48You never saw one of these before, did you?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51It's for growing daisies, isn't it?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Or for planting lilies for people's graves.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00What became of these people here, huh?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02HE SPEAKS HINDI
0:19:04 > 0:19:06He doesn't know.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Oh, that's good.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09We'll take them with us
0:19:09 > 0:19:12and let the Colonel put them through the mangle.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14No. Will not go with the white sahib.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Kali!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Kali!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28You will never leave here.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Already your graves are dug.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33By nightfall, Kali will be smiling.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Kali.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37CHANTING: Kali ma ki jai.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Kali!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43CHANTING: Kali ma ki jai.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Kali!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49CHANTING: Kali ma ki jai.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Kali!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Never mind the second chorus. Come on!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Kali!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Kali!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Party, form a square!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Under cover, everybody. Get in there!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Everybody in the courtyard!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Close the gates!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Climb the wall, everybody. Climb the wall.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Come on, men, on the roof.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Look out, Mac!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Come on, climb the wall!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Start firing. Ready?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00GUNSHOTS
0:22:00 > 0:22:02< Ready. Set. Fire!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03GUNSHOTS
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Here you are, Cutter!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Get in there! Come on!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ballantine, come up!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Let's go!
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Here's a present for you!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Start firing!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Bal, catch!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Come on, let's go.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Charge!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Everybody under cover!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Get behind the wall. Come on!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Hurry up!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Pani, Sergeant sahib?
0:24:53 > 0:24:54No!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Hey, how did you get here?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59You're a funny bloke, Din,
0:24:59 > 0:25:01but I'll admit you're a good bhisti.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Could be first-class soldier.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Don't make me laugh.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Hey, get to the river!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Get to the river.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Sappers, over you go.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Over you go.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Over you go.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Give me that.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15What's the matter, Bal?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19You've been woolgathering since we crawled from the river.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Well, um, you know my time is up on May 14th.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Well, what of that?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You can sign on for another nine years.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Make a man of him.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Er...
0:26:31 > 0:26:32I'm leaving the service.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Leaving the service?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35That's right. I'm, er...
0:26:35 > 0:26:39I'm getting married and going in the tea business.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Tea business! Married!
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Why, you're mad if...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44BAGPIPES PLAY: "Bonnie Dundee"
0:26:44 > 0:26:45March to attention, everybody!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Let's march in in good style, men.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Left...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Fall in up there.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Left, right, left.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Tell the Sergeant to report at the office immediately.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Yes, sir.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Party, right wheel!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Halt!
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Left face!
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Sergeants to the front!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50The wiring party's returned from Tantrapur.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Eight killed and three wounded.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Otherwise, all correct.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Dismiss your men and report at the office immediately.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Very good, sir.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Party, dismissed!
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Identical, Mitchell.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Good heavens, a Thugg pickaxe!
0:28:30 > 0:28:31It's incredible,
0:28:31 > 0:28:33but that's what happened to Markham.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36I'm afraid they've done away with Burgess, too.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39There's been none of this for 50 years.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41It's Thugg. That's what it is, Mitchell.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43What's Thugg, sir?
0:28:43 > 0:28:46A murder cult Colonel Sleeman crushed 50 years ago.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48The Thugs were the most fiendish killers
0:28:48 > 0:28:50that ever existed.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52There were 10,000 in India,
0:28:52 > 0:28:54and they murdered 30,000 people a year.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Thugg was practiced from the Himalayas to Ceylon.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00A religious order worshipping Kali, goddess of blood.
0:29:00 > 0:29:01The Thugs were stranglers,
0:29:01 > 0:29:03weren't they, sir?
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Stranglers.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06They dug their victims' graves in advance.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Mitchell, we must stamp this out immediately!
0:29:09 > 0:29:12The Lancers will scour the country west of Tantrapur.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14You'll search to the east.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16What do we do?
0:29:16 > 0:29:17You're dismissed, Ballantine.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19McChesney, you and Cutter
0:29:19 > 0:29:21will leave tomorrow with a stronger...
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Ballantine, you're dismissed.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29McChesney, you and Cutter
0:29:29 > 0:29:31will take a stronger detachment to Tantrapur to finish.
0:29:31 > 0:29:36Major Mitchell and I will be in close touch on either flank.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Keep your eyes open for Thugs.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Well, er... Ballantine would be a great help, sir.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48The three of us have always brought off things
0:29:48 > 0:29:50very well together.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Why, yes, sir. He's indispensable, sir.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Ballantine's leaving the service in six days.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57He's getting married.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Couldn't you put your foot down or something?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Forbid the banns? Something like that?
0:30:04 > 0:30:08When the parson says, "speak now or forever hold your peace,"
0:30:08 > 0:30:10couldn't you give him a roar, sir?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Higginbotham will replace him.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Higginbotham?
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Dismissed.
0:30:21 > 0:30:22Tommy, I've got you back again.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25I'm here to stay for ever and ever.
0:30:25 > 0:30:26For ever.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Oh, that's horrible!
0:30:34 > 0:30:37She's charmed him like a snake.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38The siren.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45I wouldn't believe this without seeing it.
0:30:45 > 0:30:46Me, neither.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53I knew it.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56I can't stand it.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Me, too.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02BUGLE PLAYS MEDLEY
0:31:04 > 0:31:05Left!
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Right!
0:31:07 > 0:31:08Centre!
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Point!
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Recover!
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Centre!
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Point!
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Recover!
0:31:17 > 0:31:18As you were!
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Company, attention!
0:31:53 > 0:31:54Attention!
0:31:56 > 0:31:57Right turn!
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Two paces forward. March!
0:32:11 > 0:32:12Head up, chin in.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Get those thumbs behind the seams of your trous... Oh!
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Get them back, get them back.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Lower that left shoulder 1/8 of an inch.
0:32:24 > 0:32:25That's much better.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Well, otherwise, you're looking very regimental, Din.
0:32:33 > 0:32:34Thank you, Sergeant.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35Thank you.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Was salute satisfactory?
0:32:37 > 0:32:40That's the idea, only you want these fingers
0:32:40 > 0:32:43to fan the eyebrows more like this.
0:32:44 > 0:32:45The breeze from them fingers
0:32:45 > 0:32:48ought to almost blow this eyebrow off.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Now, try it again.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Very good, indeed.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55That one almost blew your turban off, didn't it?
0:32:55 > 0:32:56Very regimental, Din.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Keep them at it, Sabodar sahib.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03They may need it.
0:33:03 > 0:33:04Atcha, Colonel sahib.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Tell the Sabodar to drill the men till sundown.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Where did you get the bugle, Din?
0:33:18 > 0:33:22Please, sahib, I find when nobody looking.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Now, don't you know that's very naughty?
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Please, sahib, don't take away.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Bugle only pleasure for poor bhisti.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44Thank you, sahib. Thank you.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Sahib care to hear new call?
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Not now, not now.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Now, er, very regimental, Din.
0:33:56 > 0:33:57Company, attention!
0:33:59 > 0:34:00Company, dismissed!
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Let me see your tongue, Annie.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44I'd like to try it Sergeant sahib.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Very old Indian remedy.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56All right, go ahead.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57But be careful now.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00If anything happens to her, I'll...
0:35:01 > 0:35:02Understand?
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Cry my eyes out.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09No, no, sahib!
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Very little bit goes very long way.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Gulp it down.
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Quick, quick.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Then you won't taste it.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29You want your daddy to give it to you, don't you?
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Daddy will give you the medicine.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34THE ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:35:34 > 0:35:37There! Be a nice girl, now.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40You'll never be strong and big like Daddy.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42If Daddy took a spoonful first,
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Baby might do a patty-cake.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51Oh, this is delicious!
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,
0:35:53 > 0:35:54yum, yum, yum, yum.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Oh, this is...
0:35:56 > 0:35:57mmm!
0:35:57 > 0:36:00All for a nice little elephant girl.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Oh, this is lovely, lovely, lovely.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17You ain't so stupid as you look.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Oh!
0:36:34 > 0:36:37Oh, that's better.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Annie, don't ever worry me like that again.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Oh, there you are, you two.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45I've got letters for both of you.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Sergeant McChesney,
0:36:47 > 0:36:49and, er, Sergeant Archibald Cutter.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Look what it says here. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57"Miss Emmaline Stebbins requests the pleasure
0:36:57 > 0:36:59"of Sergeant Archibald Cutter's company
0:36:59 > 0:37:03"at a - what's that - betrothal dance
0:37:03 > 0:37:06"preceding her marriage to Sergeant Thomas Ballantine.
0:37:06 > 0:37:088.00pm Friday."
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Hey, that's tonight!
0:37:12 > 0:37:14A WALTZ PLAYS
0:37:41 > 0:37:44I worried about you while you were away.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Perfectly awful things must have happened
0:37:46 > 0:37:48at Tantrapur.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52Well, it was rather touch and go there for a bit.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55You haven't told me yet about it yourself.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57No, I haven't, have I?
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Well, I had to give my undivided attention
0:38:01 > 0:38:03to the repairing of the wires.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Cutter and McChesney should have watched for the enemy,
0:38:05 > 0:38:09but they were chasing butterflies or something.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11We got to the river,
0:38:11 > 0:38:12dived in, and escaped.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Oh, Tommy, you're so marvellous!
0:38:19 > 0:38:21That's all there is to it, I suppose.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25Oh, yes, on the last roof we almost lost McChesney.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29His great elephant hoof crashed through and stuck.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31How did you save him?
0:38:31 > 0:38:32We sawed his leg off.
0:38:35 > 0:38:36If you don't believe me,
0:38:36 > 0:38:37look behind that shrub.
0:39:20 > 0:39:25LIQUID GURGLES
0:39:33 > 0:39:38Hey...save some for the elephant!
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Destroy the evidence.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Stand guard, will you?
0:39:52 > 0:39:53Yeah.
0:40:06 > 0:40:07Ahem!
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Never mind that, Sergeant.
0:40:10 > 0:40:11Stand easy.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Good evening, Colonel.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21Evening, Stebbins.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Good evening, Major.
0:40:23 > 0:40:24How are you?
0:40:24 > 0:40:25No formality.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28We just dropped in to wish Emmy good luck.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30That's very nice of you.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32I'll bring Emmy to you, sir.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Looks like a jolly party, Sergeant.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Yes, sir. Very jolly, sir.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Is that a punch bowl you're shutting out?
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Huh?
0:40:46 > 0:40:47Is that punch? >
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Some peoples calls it a punch, sir,
0:40:54 > 0:40:57but I calls it swill, sir.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58Nonsense.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Stebbins is famous for punch.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Have a spot.
0:41:01 > 0:41:02Rather!
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Excuse me, sir.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11I wouldn't touch it if I was you, sir.
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Too watery, sir.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14It'll rot your stomach lining.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16We'll be the judge of that.
0:41:16 > 0:41:17Wait, sir. There's a fly.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19I don't see a fly.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20Neither do I.
0:41:20 > 0:41:21There he goes.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23He dove under the ice.
0:41:23 > 0:41:27I'll get the little nipper in half a jiffy.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37I got him.
0:41:38 > 0:41:39Got him.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45Hear him?
0:41:46 > 0:41:49Hear him? Humming like a beehive.
0:41:56 > 0:41:57He's gone.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Ain't that a shame?
0:42:03 > 0:42:04There he goes.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Come along, Mitchell. We'll forget the punch.
0:42:22 > 0:42:26Oh, Tommy, we have Sergeant Higginbotham to thank
0:42:26 > 0:42:28for your being let out of the expedition.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29That's right.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Colonel says I'm the only man sharp enough
0:42:31 > 0:42:33to replace Sergeant Ballantine.
0:42:33 > 0:42:34That's very flattering.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37I'm only glad to be so some help in...
0:42:37 > 0:42:40er, Cupid's service.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42With Cutter and McChesney about,
0:42:42 > 0:42:44you won't have one dull moment.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47They don't like me. It's just as well.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49The army's no place for sentiment.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Er, excuse me.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56I've got a pebble in me left boot.
0:42:57 > 0:42:58Hello, Higginbotham.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Hello.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03How would you like to come with me?
0:43:03 > 0:43:04What?
0:43:04 > 0:43:06I'd like to discuss a few military theories.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Well, I'd like to have a little chat,
0:43:08 > 0:43:11get to know each other better.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13How about a bit of a drink, Bert?
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Thanks, Cutter.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Where's Ballantine?
0:43:18 > 0:43:19Never mind that civilian.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22Here's Bertie Higginbotham, his replacement.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29Mac, Bert's got a thirst like a Derby winner,
0:43:29 > 0:43:30haven't you, Bert?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32We can look after that.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Take a plunge into this punch.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Punch? That stuff's for drummer boys
0:43:37 > 0:43:38and old ladies.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Not that stuff.
0:43:40 > 0:43:41That would knock a horse down.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Swill that down,
0:43:43 > 0:43:46and you'll think all the Thugs in India
0:43:46 > 0:43:48is a bunch of missionaries.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50That's right, Bert.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57That's a funny thing.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00That punch tastes all right.
0:44:03 > 0:44:04That's all right.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Well, well, how about having another drink?
0:44:11 > 0:44:14To the new comradeship - Mac and you and me
0:44:14 > 0:44:16and the regiment for ever.
0:44:16 > 0:44:17That's it, Bertie, me boy.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19I'll drink to that.
0:44:19 > 0:44:20All right.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Here's to good old Bertie Higginbotham,
0:44:25 > 0:44:26the finest soldier
0:44:26 > 0:44:29since William the blooming Conqueror.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34William the Conqueror!
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Well, down the hatch, boys.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Which of these two do you prefer? >
0:45:24 > 0:45:28I don't know. Try them both - one for each window.
0:45:28 > 0:45:29Don't be silly, darling.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32It's as much your problem as mine.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35These curtains are for your den, you know.
0:45:35 > 0:45:36My den?
0:45:55 > 0:45:57What's this, Sergeant?
0:45:57 > 0:45:58Buying a trousseau?
0:45:58 > 0:46:00We're buying curtains.
0:46:00 > 0:46:01I thought it was underpants,
0:46:01 > 0:46:04the kind worn in the tea business.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Will you two stop annoying Tommy?
0:46:06 > 0:46:08I'd like to oblige, Miss,
0:46:08 > 0:46:10but we're marching to Tantrapur,
0:46:10 > 0:46:11and Tommy's marching with us.
0:46:11 > 0:46:12But Higginbotham's replacing him.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14The Colonel said...
0:46:14 > 0:46:15Higginbotham's in hospital, Miss.
0:46:15 > 0:46:19I grieve to say the man's a tower of pain.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Something he must have ate.
0:46:21 > 0:46:22Or drank?
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Sergeant Ballantine, fall in!
0:46:25 > 0:46:27Oh, Tommy.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29It's the Colonel's orders, Miss.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32Tommy, your friends have engineered this behind your back.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34Don't cry, darling.
0:46:37 > 0:46:38Goodbye.
0:46:38 > 0:46:39Goodbye.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43This is the 9th of May.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46I'm going with you for five days,
0:46:46 > 0:46:49but on May 14th, when my time is up,
0:46:49 > 0:46:50whatever we're doing,
0:46:50 > 0:46:52I'm going to knock you two apes' heads together.
0:46:52 > 0:46:53Come on.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Pardon me, Madam.
0:46:55 > 0:46:56Fall in!
0:47:01 > 0:47:02Tommy.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Oh, your petticoat's showing.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17SHOUTING ORDERS
0:47:43 > 0:47:49Aich number! All's well!
0:48:01 > 0:48:02Dho number!
0:48:02 > 0:48:07All's well!
0:48:09 > 0:48:18Tin number! All's well!
0:48:18 > 0:48:20Char number!
0:48:20 > 0:48:22All's well!
0:48:35 > 0:48:38March number!
0:48:38 > 0:48:44All's well!
0:48:46 > 0:48:47Swing those picks there.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50You think this is a strawberry festival?
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Shake a leg with that pole.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54Get it up there. At the double!
0:48:54 > 0:48:59This is a fine time for things to go quiet.
0:48:59 > 0:49:00Blast them Thuggs!
0:49:00 > 0:49:04Why don't they come and give us a good fight?
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Then Bal will be a pipe to re-enlist.
0:49:07 > 0:49:11How can we get a nice little war going?
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Here!
0:49:12 > 0:49:15What if I blew up the Taj Mahal
0:49:15 > 0:49:17or one of them sacred tombs?
0:49:17 > 0:49:20You want to start the Indian Mutiny again?
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Get your back into it! Hurry up!
0:49:22 > 0:49:25He's even snarling at poor little Annie.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27You can't work 24 hours a day.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30In 24 hours my time's up.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32I don't want anything undone to detain me.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35He's tired.
0:49:35 > 0:49:39Goes to show what a piece of dry goods will do.
0:49:39 > 0:49:42A brilliant bloke like him, too.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44Cutter, we got to do something.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Here.
0:49:48 > 0:49:49Come here.
0:49:53 > 0:49:54Here.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Shh, shh.
0:50:03 > 0:50:04Well, what now?
0:50:04 > 0:50:08Look, Mac. For four days we've been waiting
0:50:08 > 0:50:10for them Thuggs to start something -
0:50:10 > 0:50:13four days in this cruel heat and horrible tension.
0:50:13 > 0:50:14What's that to do with Ballantine?
0:50:14 > 0:50:16I'm coming to that.
0:50:16 > 0:50:17Go on, go on.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Well...
0:50:21 > 0:50:24Look, three hours from where we're sitting,
0:50:24 > 0:50:27by a secret trail, there's a gold temple
0:50:27 > 0:50:30waiting to be sliced away and carried off.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Cutter!
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Have you started after this buried treasure again?
0:50:36 > 0:50:37This one ain't buried.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41According to Gunga Din, it's standing out in the open.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43According to Gunga Din, eh?
0:50:43 > 0:50:46I thought he might be at the bottom of this.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49What's the idea of this lushing?
0:50:49 > 0:50:50Give me that bottle.
0:50:50 > 0:50:51Wait!
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Just a minute.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55McChesney, I'm here to speak,
0:50:55 > 0:50:58and I'm going to have my say.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00You want Ballantine to stay with us, don't you?
0:51:00 > 0:51:02Of course.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04All right. Just a minute.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07It's as easy as parting your hair.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10We take Bal to the temple, show him the gold,
0:51:10 > 0:51:12and marriage and the tea business
0:51:12 > 0:51:14will whizz from his mind.
0:51:14 > 0:51:18Versus that you can't think of a single argument.
0:51:18 > 0:51:19I'm warning you.
0:51:19 > 0:51:20What's the matter with you?
0:51:20 > 0:51:22I'm sick of it!
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Now shut your trap.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27You mean you won't go?
0:51:27 > 0:51:28No!
0:51:28 > 0:51:31And if you mention gold temples again,
0:51:31 > 0:51:34I'll tear your back off with a shovel.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37Very well, McChesney, you made your choice.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40You turned down the chance to be a millionaire.
0:51:40 > 0:51:43All right, I'm going alone!
0:51:45 > 0:51:46Wait a minute!
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Cutter, you ain't leaving this village
0:51:49 > 0:51:51without my permission.
0:51:51 > 0:51:52Give me that bottle.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55I've been a soldier 14 years.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56I know me duties.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58You're not talking to a soldier now,
0:51:58 > 0:52:00you're talking to an expedition.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03I'm an expedition. Out of me way.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05Cutter, sit down before I throw you down.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07Make way for the expedition,
0:52:07 > 0:52:10if you know what's good for you.
0:52:10 > 0:52:11McChesney, goodbye for ever.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13Stand back.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16I'll throw you in the clink
0:52:16 > 0:52:18if you make a move.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21Out of me way before I split your jaw.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22I'm warning you.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26Come on, come on. Put 'em up.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33Come on, come on, out of me way.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36I'll bash your ugly face in.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Come on, come on.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42Come on, put 'em up, put 'em up.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45I'm afraid I have to do it.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49Sergeant Ballantine!
0:52:52 > 0:52:53What?
0:52:53 > 0:52:54Come here.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58He's taken with a dizzy spell.
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Lock him up till he comes to.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05I'm only sorry you didn't have a dizzy spell, too.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08I'd lock you both up at the same time.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Sahib!
0:53:37 > 0:53:38Good old Din, what's up?
0:53:38 > 0:53:40Tonight, when everyone sleep,
0:53:40 > 0:53:42Din go back again.
0:53:42 > 0:53:44See gold.
0:53:44 > 0:53:46You did? Where is it?
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Didn't you bring any?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50Bhisti cannot carry whole temple.
0:53:51 > 0:53:52Whole temple!
0:53:52 > 0:53:54Din see it. All gold.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Here?
0:53:58 > 0:54:01We got to get out of here now.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04Get me some tools to rip these bars out.
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Already bring all tools could find.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Is this satisfactory, sahib?
0:54:10 > 0:54:14Think I want to break out of a blooming pudding?
0:54:14 > 0:54:16Get something big. Jeldi!
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Here, here. Shh!
0:54:28 > 0:54:29Uhpah, Annie, uhpah.
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Please, Annie.
0:54:35 > 0:54:36Uhpah, uhpah.
0:54:36 > 0:54:37Uhpah. Jeldi.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39ANNIE TRUMPETS
0:54:39 > 0:54:40Uhpah.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14What are you doing, Din?
0:55:14 > 0:55:17A large tool you asked for, sahib.
0:55:18 > 0:55:19Annie, Annie,
0:55:19 > 0:55:23come on, pull these blinking bars out for me.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Work for me.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Get me out of here, Annie.
0:55:27 > 0:55:28Be a good girl.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Whoa, Annie! Just the bars!
0:55:31 > 0:55:33Whoa!
0:55:39 > 0:55:40Annie!
0:55:54 > 0:55:56ANNIE TRUMPETS
0:56:05 > 0:56:08DIN SHOUTS IN HINDI
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Hey!
0:56:14 > 0:56:17Hey! Alert the guards!
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Wake up!
0:56:20 > 0:56:21What? What?
0:56:21 > 0:56:23The Thuggs are here!
0:56:23 > 0:56:25Why didn't you say?
0:56:25 > 0:56:26GUNSHOT
0:56:28 > 0:56:29Sergeant MacChesney.
0:56:29 > 0:56:30What happened?
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Dacoits slipped in and stole elephant.
0:56:32 > 0:56:33Thuggs stole Annie!
0:56:33 > 0:56:38Stole Annie? They'll stoop to anything. How many were there? Couldn't tell.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40- Where did they go? - The hills.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43Sound assembly. Sergeant, pick 16 men and follow me.
0:56:43 > 0:56:46If this is another of your tricks...
0:56:46 > 0:56:49Fall in the remainder! Put every man on guard duty!
0:56:49 > 0:56:50Steal Annie, will they?
0:56:50 > 0:56:53I'll break every Thugg's back in India!
0:57:12 > 0:57:16Hey, Din, are you sure you're on the right trail?
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Yes, sahib. Here is the bridge, sahib.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38Here, is this bridge safe?
0:57:38 > 0:57:40Oh, it's safe, sahib.
0:57:44 > 0:57:48Safe? What do you mean, safe?
0:57:48 > 0:57:49TRUMPETING Oh, Annie!
0:57:49 > 0:57:50Annie!
0:57:50 > 0:57:52Oh, Annie, Annie! Annie, Annie!
0:57:52 > 0:57:54HE SHOUTS IN HINDI
0:57:54 > 0:57:57Annie! Annie!
0:57:57 > 0:58:00HE SHOUTS IN HINDI
0:58:00 > 0:58:02Here! Make her stop that!
0:58:02 > 0:58:03She's making me nervous!
0:58:03 > 0:58:05TRUMPETING Annie! Annie!
0:58:05 > 0:58:06Annie!
0:58:06 > 0:58:08HE SHOUTS IN HINDI Whoa!
0:58:08 > 0:58:09Get out of my way!
0:58:09 > 0:58:11Get out of my way!
0:58:11 > 0:58:12TRUMPETING
0:58:12 > 0:58:13There's no time for that!
0:58:16 > 0:58:17Annie! Annie! Annie!
0:58:17 > 0:58:20HE SHOUTS IN HINDI Take your foot off, Annie!
0:58:20 > 0:58:22Whoa!
0:58:22 > 0:58:24Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:58:24 > 0:58:27Annie, take your trunk off here!
0:58:27 > 0:58:29Annie, please go back!
0:58:30 > 0:58:31Whoo! Annie!
0:58:31 > 0:58:32Aah!
0:58:32 > 0:58:33Whoa!
0:58:38 > 0:58:40Whoa!
0:58:44 > 0:58:45Annie!
0:59:03 > 0:59:06Whoo! That's gold, bugler. Gold.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08Oh, look at it, bugler. Look at it.
0:59:08 > 0:59:11That's yours and mine. That's yours and mine.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13Archibald Cutter, the blooming Duke.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15Look at me, and Rajah Gunga Din,
0:59:15 > 0:59:17pouring diamonds out of that blinking water bag.
0:59:17 > 0:59:20Sahib, bugle will be very satisfactory.
0:59:20 > 0:59:23Ooh, come on, Din. The world is ours.
0:59:30 > 0:59:31Move.
0:59:59 > 1:00:02CHANTING IN HINDI
1:00:42 > 1:00:43Kali!
1:00:43 > 1:00:47Sahib, come quick.
1:01:24 > 1:01:26CHANTING STOPS
1:01:30 > 1:01:32Oh, Thuggs, lift up your faces
1:01:32 > 1:01:36to the light that shines from Kali's throne.
1:01:36 > 1:01:41Kali! Kali! Kali!
1:01:41 > 1:01:43Oh, brothers in Thuggee,
1:01:43 > 1:01:46we are the friendless of this earth.
1:01:46 > 1:01:48Every man's hand is against us.
1:01:48 > 1:01:51We have been kicked, spat upon,
1:01:51 > 1:01:54and driven to the hills like wild things.
1:01:54 > 1:01:56My father was a Thugg,
1:01:56 > 1:01:58and he was hanged.
1:01:58 > 1:02:01His father was blown from a cannon's mouth.
1:02:01 > 1:02:03And what of your kinsmen,
1:02:03 > 1:02:05your fathers and their fathers
1:02:05 > 1:02:08and their father's fathers before them?
1:02:08 > 1:02:09Oh, my brothers,
1:02:09 > 1:02:11a new day is at hand.
1:02:12 > 1:02:16I have read the omens, and they are good.
1:02:16 > 1:02:19Three nights ago a jackal screamed upon the left.
1:02:19 > 1:02:23Another answered from the right at once.
1:02:23 > 1:02:28Kali! Kali! Kali!
1:02:28 > 1:02:30What does that mean, my brothers?
1:02:30 > 1:02:32It means that Mother Kali
1:02:32 > 1:02:34with all her arms outstretched,
1:02:34 > 1:02:36hugs us to her bosom,
1:02:36 > 1:02:39welcoming us back as Thuggs...
1:02:39 > 1:02:42Thuggs awakened from a sleep...
1:02:43 > 1:02:46..of 50 years.
1:02:46 > 1:02:48Let the neophytes
1:02:48 > 1:02:50and their teachers draw near.
1:03:00 > 1:03:02Where are the stranglers?
1:03:02 > 1:03:04THEY SPEAK HINDI
1:03:05 > 1:03:07Give them their strangling cloths.
1:03:07 > 1:03:10Kali! Kali! Kali!
1:03:12 > 1:03:15Give them their burial picks.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18Kali! Kali! Kali!
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Swear by our Mother Kali
1:03:20 > 1:03:24to be thrice faithful to her and me and our order
1:03:24 > 1:03:25and all of us.
1:03:25 > 1:03:27THEY SPEAK HINDI
1:03:30 > 1:03:33Rise, our new-made brothers.
1:03:33 > 1:03:34Rise and kill.
1:03:34 > 1:03:37Kill, lest you be killed yourselves.
1:03:37 > 1:03:40Kill for the love of killing.
1:03:40 > 1:03:42Kill for the love of Kali.
1:03:42 > 1:03:45Kill! Kill! Kill!
1:04:08 > 1:04:09THEY PRAY IN HINDI
1:04:09 > 1:04:11It's them all right, Din,
1:04:11 > 1:04:14the whole blinking lot of them.
1:04:14 > 1:04:15Very bad men.
1:04:19 > 1:04:22The Colonel's got to know.
1:05:39 > 1:05:40You must get there, Din.
1:05:40 > 1:05:42The Colonel's got to know.
1:05:42 > 1:05:44The Colonel? I run quick.
1:06:00 > 1:06:02# Since mighty roast beef is an Englishman's food,
1:06:02 > 1:06:04# It accounts for the freedom
1:06:04 > 1:06:05# That runs in his blood
1:06:05 > 1:06:07# For generous living does it do all good... #
1:06:07 > 1:06:08Excuse me, mates.
1:06:08 > 1:06:10# Ta da da da da
1:06:10 > 1:06:12# Oh, the roast beef of England!
1:06:12 > 1:06:14# And, oh, the old English roast beef! #
1:06:19 > 1:06:22Aye! Hey, sing us a song, will you?
1:06:32 > 1:06:34Now, you're all under arrest...
1:06:34 > 1:06:38the whole bunch of you. You, too. You know why?
1:06:38 > 1:06:41Her Majesty's very touchy about having her subjects strangled.
1:06:41 > 1:06:44All right, I can't waste any more time.
1:06:44 > 1:06:46Wrap up your gear. You're coming with me.
1:06:46 > 1:06:47HE SPEAKS HINDI
1:06:47 > 1:06:50Well, if it ain't young toad-face.
1:06:50 > 1:06:51Fancy meeting you here.
1:06:51 > 1:06:52Vile dog.
1:06:52 > 1:06:56For that insolence, you shall grovel before my son.
1:06:56 > 1:06:58You shall grovel, I say!
1:06:58 > 1:07:00Look, I'm a soldier of Her Majesty the Queen.
1:07:00 > 1:07:03I don't grovel before any heathen.
1:07:03 > 1:07:06Kabul, take him to the tower
1:07:06 > 1:07:09and teach him the error of false pride.
1:07:09 > 1:07:10Take him away!
1:07:26 > 1:07:29In those drear grey hours before dawn,
1:07:29 > 1:07:31just go out and chase elephants.
1:07:31 > 1:07:33Beats counting sheep a million miles.
1:07:33 > 1:07:35What do you mean, elephants?
1:07:35 > 1:07:38This ain't elephants. This is Annie, my Annie.
1:07:38 > 1:07:41I'll find her if I have to turn out
1:07:41 > 1:07:42the whole British army.
1:07:42 > 1:07:44Hey, what is this?
1:07:44 > 1:07:45Good morning, gentlemen.
1:07:45 > 1:07:46Good morning.
1:07:46 > 1:07:48What the blazes are you here for?
1:07:48 > 1:07:50I'm replacing Sergeant Ballantine.
1:07:50 > 1:07:53Higginbotham, I could just fall on your neck.
1:07:53 > 1:07:56I've got a better neck than mine to fall on.
1:07:56 > 1:07:57Hello, there!
1:07:57 > 1:07:59Tommy! Hello!
1:08:02 > 1:08:05How wonderful of you to meet us.
1:08:05 > 1:08:10I came here to surprise you. Here you are surprising me.
1:08:10 > 1:08:12Good morning, Sergeant MacChesney.
1:08:12 > 1:08:13Oh, good morning, Miss.
1:08:13 > 1:08:16Here are Tommy's discharge papers.
1:08:18 > 1:08:20Cutter will be very pleased.
1:08:20 > 1:08:21Oh.
1:08:21 > 1:08:23Column of threes!
1:08:23 > 1:08:24Eyes front!
1:08:24 > 1:08:25Sit up straight there!
1:08:25 > 1:08:29Who do you think you are, a lot of nursemaids
1:08:29 > 1:08:30in Hyde...Park?
1:08:35 > 1:08:37Walk march!
1:08:44 > 1:08:45Forward hut!
1:08:47 > 1:08:48Party, halt!
1:08:56 > 1:08:58Sergeant Ballantine, take charge.
1:08:58 > 1:09:00Go inside. I'll be right there.
1:09:00 > 1:09:02All right, but do hurry.
1:09:02 > 1:09:05Annie. Naik, what about this?
1:09:05 > 1:09:07He just came back, Sergeant sahib.
1:09:07 > 1:09:09Come here! Come here, you!
1:09:09 > 1:09:13Din, I knew you was at the bottom of all this.
1:09:13 > 1:09:16Didn't you knock down the shed and take off Sergeant Cutter?
1:09:16 > 1:09:20You'll answer me. We'll have our court- martial here and now.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22Line up a firing squad.
1:09:22 > 1:09:24You stole the elephant, didn't you? Answer me!
1:09:24 > 1:09:26You knocked down a building
1:09:26 > 1:09:29and liberated Her Majesty's prisoner, Sergeant Cutter!
1:09:30 > 1:09:31Yes, sahib.
1:09:31 > 1:09:33That's all! Take him away!
1:09:33 > 1:09:35You Lazarusian beggar,
1:09:35 > 1:09:38it'll be the firing squad for you this time!
1:09:38 > 1:09:40Wait a minute, Mac. Where's Cutter?
1:09:40 > 1:09:41Din, where is Sergeant Cutter?
1:09:41 > 1:09:43They catch him.
1:09:43 > 1:09:44What's that? Who?
1:09:44 > 1:09:47In the gold temple, they catch Sergeant Cutter.
1:09:47 > 1:09:48Who's they?
1:09:48 > 1:09:52Bad men. They'll give him torture. Go help.
1:09:52 > 1:09:53How many?
1:09:53 > 1:09:55Don't know. I run away quick for help.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57I'll bet you run quick.
1:09:57 > 1:10:00You'll run back just as quick. Show me the way.
1:10:00 > 1:10:02I'll pick 12 men.
1:10:02 > 1:10:04You'll pick nothing! I'm going alone.
1:10:04 > 1:10:06You haven't a chance.
1:10:06 > 1:10:09They'll cut him up if they hear a rescue party.
1:10:09 > 1:10:11Right. We'll go together.
1:10:11 > 1:10:12No.
1:10:12 > 1:10:13Tommy, what's the matter?
1:10:13 > 1:10:16Cutter's in trouble. We're getting him out of it.
1:10:16 > 1:10:17I ain't taking him.
1:10:17 > 1:10:20I'm going as a Sergeant in the service.
1:10:20 > 1:10:22I ain't taking any civilians.
1:10:22 > 1:10:23Who's a civilian?
1:10:23 > 1:10:25It says here, "Thomas Anthony Ballantine
1:10:25 > 1:10:29"is restored to the rank of citizen of Great Britain."
1:10:29 > 1:10:31You try and keep me out of this.
1:10:31 > 1:10:32I'm saying goodbye, Bal,
1:10:32 > 1:10:36and I wish you luck in the tea business
1:10:36 > 1:10:37and your matrimony both.
1:10:37 > 1:10:39Wait a minute, Mac.
1:10:39 > 1:10:41Wait here. I'll talk to him.
1:10:41 > 1:10:42But he said no.
1:10:42 > 1:10:43He'll change his mind.
1:10:43 > 1:10:45I won't let you.
1:10:45 > 1:10:47I owe it to Cutter.
1:10:47 > 1:10:48You don't love me.
1:10:48 > 1:10:51Don't say that. You want me to always remember
1:10:51 > 1:10:54that I ran out on my two best friends?
1:10:54 > 1:10:56After what they did to Higginbotham?
1:10:56 > 1:10:58That's just their way of showing their friendship.
1:10:58 > 1:11:02I hate the army, but friendship, well, that's something else.
1:11:02 > 1:11:05We're wasting time. You have to understand. I'll be back.
1:11:05 > 1:11:07I want to talk to you.
1:11:07 > 1:11:08I don't want to argue.
1:11:08 > 1:11:12I'm going, if I have to shoot you and go alone.
1:11:12 > 1:11:14If anything happens to you,
1:11:14 > 1:11:15your girl would prefer charges.
1:11:15 > 1:11:17She wouldn't, though.
1:11:17 > 1:11:18I don't trust her.
1:11:19 > 1:11:22There's only one way I'll risk it.
1:11:22 > 1:11:23What's that?
1:11:23 > 1:11:25For you to sign up.
1:11:25 > 1:11:28When we get Cutter, we'll tear up the papers.
1:11:28 > 1:11:29Is that fair enough?
1:11:29 > 1:11:31No, you're getting clever.
1:11:31 > 1:11:34Do you want me to get kicked out of the army?
1:11:34 > 1:11:36OK, on one condition.
1:11:36 > 1:11:38I hold the blank in my hand
1:11:38 > 1:11:40and keep it after I'm through.
1:11:40 > 1:11:42You don't trust me.
1:11:43 > 1:11:44That's right.
1:11:50 > 1:11:51All right.
1:11:57 > 1:12:01What are you doing with that in your pocket?
1:12:01 > 1:12:04I always carry one. In case.
1:12:13 > 1:12:14Ah, ah, ah, ah.
1:12:15 > 1:12:18Ha ha ha! No, you don't.
1:12:19 > 1:12:22Not a word of this to Emmy, you understand?
1:12:22 > 1:12:23Shake on it?
1:12:23 > 1:12:25Hurry up.
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Oh, excuse me, Miss.
1:12:28 > 1:12:30Sergeant Higginbotham, Sergeant Ballantine and I
1:12:30 > 1:12:33are going out on a reconnoitring expedition.
1:12:33 > 1:12:35If we're not back by morning,
1:12:35 > 1:12:38inform the Colonel, and you follow our trail.
1:12:38 > 1:12:40Oh, I'm going, Emmy. He's changed his mind.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42Who made him change it?
1:12:42 > 1:12:43Reason and common decency.
1:12:43 > 1:12:44You're lying.
1:12:44 > 1:12:47Would I lie at a time like this,
1:12:47 > 1:12:49just before our wedding? Be reasonable, darling.
1:12:49 > 1:12:51You didn't sign anything?
1:12:51 > 1:12:54Why ask that question? Do I look that stupid?
1:12:54 > 1:12:56Pretend I'm going on a picnic.
1:12:56 > 1:12:58That's all it amounts to.
1:12:58 > 1:13:02We'll get Cutter out without firing a shot, just by strategy.
1:13:02 > 1:13:03We've done this before.
1:13:03 > 1:13:05It's just been fun.
1:13:05 > 1:13:06Fun? You want to go.
1:13:06 > 1:13:07Darling...
1:13:07 > 1:13:08Sergeant Ballantine, fall in!
1:13:08 > 1:13:10He called you Sergeant.
1:13:10 > 1:13:12Why? You're not in the army.
1:13:12 > 1:13:15A habit of his. I'll see you tomorrow.
1:13:15 > 1:13:18Why don't you say you don't want to get married?
1:13:18 > 1:13:20You'd rather be with him.
1:13:20 > 1:13:24Why tell me you hated him and his ugly face?
1:13:24 > 1:13:26I didn't say that. Be fair.
1:13:26 > 1:13:28Please, sahib, hurry.
1:13:28 > 1:13:29Come on!
1:13:29 > 1:13:30Can't you wait?
1:13:30 > 1:13:33I can wait. I'm not so sure about Cutter.
1:13:33 > 1:13:35Can't you trust me? Kiss me.
1:13:35 > 1:13:36No. Never.
1:13:36 > 1:13:39They're probably slicing Cutter's ears off by now.
1:13:39 > 1:13:41I'm coming, Mac!
1:13:41 > 1:13:42Darling, please don't go.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44The trouble is you don't want a man.
1:13:44 > 1:13:48You want a coward who'll run out on his friend.
1:13:48 > 1:13:52That's not me. I don't care how much I love you.
1:13:52 > 1:13:55I'm a soldier... I mean, I'm a man first.
1:13:56 > 1:14:00All right, get that silly smirk off your face.
1:14:00 > 1:14:01All right.
1:14:01 > 1:14:03Let's go.
1:14:31 > 1:14:35Surely Mother Kali is kind, Fulad.
1:14:35 > 1:14:37One Englishman fly walks in,
1:14:37 > 1:14:39and now our web is baited.
1:14:39 > 1:14:41More will follow.
1:14:41 > 1:14:44Guru-ji, two more have crossed the bridge!
1:14:44 > 1:14:46It is well.
1:14:46 > 1:14:47Prepare.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49You said this place was full of priests.
1:15:49 > 1:15:51Sahib do not give Din chance to say.
1:15:51 > 1:15:53You've got a mouth, ain't you?
1:15:53 > 1:15:55Quiet. It's Kali.
1:15:57 > 1:15:58A Thugg temple.
1:15:58 > 1:16:01Why didn't you say they're Thuggs?
1:16:01 > 1:16:04I should split you in two and stuff you in an elephant's trunk.
1:16:04 > 1:16:06MacChesney-sahib roar so loud,
1:16:06 > 1:16:08Bhisti cannot get a word sideways.
1:16:08 > 1:16:11Enough of that. We're here to find Cutter.
1:16:18 > 1:16:19Cutter!
1:16:21 > 1:16:22We should have brought
1:16:22 > 1:16:24every man in the regiment
1:16:24 > 1:16:26and sent for more.
1:16:26 > 1:16:27I only wish you had, sahib.
1:16:27 > 1:16:29I'll show you!
1:16:29 > 1:16:30HE SPEAKS HINDI
1:16:40 > 1:16:41THEY SPEAK HINDI
1:16:47 > 1:16:49Cutter sahib.
1:16:50 > 1:16:52Hello, Din.
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Fine work, bugler.
1:16:54 > 1:16:56I knew you'd do it.
1:16:56 > 1:16:58Thank you, sahib.
1:17:00 > 1:17:02Hello, boy.
1:17:02 > 1:17:03Hello, mate.
1:17:03 > 1:17:04Well, you're alive anyway.
1:17:04 > 1:17:06I'll chop you down right away.
1:17:06 > 1:17:09You white-livered elephant-stealing treasure hunter,
1:17:09 > 1:17:12hanging there like a lamb in a butcher's shop.
1:17:12 > 1:17:13Where's the troop?
1:17:13 > 1:17:17There's no troop, and the Guru has us.
1:17:17 > 1:17:18We walked into it.
1:17:18 > 1:17:20You mean you didn't bring the troop?
1:17:20 > 1:17:21What a brain.
1:17:21 > 1:17:24I round up every Thugg in India,
1:17:24 > 1:17:26and you mess it up with that pygmy brain!
1:17:26 > 1:17:28I couldn't face me own men
1:17:28 > 1:17:31if I brought them here to witness your shame,
1:17:31 > 1:17:32disgracing Her Majesty's uniform.
1:17:32 > 1:17:33Shame?
1:17:33 > 1:17:36They're doing this to find out where the column is.
1:17:36 > 1:17:39They're planning to ambush and massacre the whole troop.
1:17:39 > 1:17:40You didn't tell them?
1:17:40 > 1:17:43Not me. > So you think you're a hero?
1:17:43 > 1:17:44That's right.
1:17:44 > 1:17:47A hero. Don't make me laugh.
1:17:47 > 1:17:48Every man at the post's
1:17:48 > 1:17:50looking for these blighters,
1:17:50 > 1:17:51and I reconnoitre adroitly
1:17:51 > 1:17:53and encounter them,
1:17:53 > 1:17:55while you cowards hide behind your telegraphs.
1:17:55 > 1:17:56Who's a coward?
1:17:56 > 1:17:57Grr.
1:17:57 > 1:17:59Untie him, will you?
1:17:59 > 1:18:00Untie me.
1:18:00 > 1:18:01I said untie him!
1:18:01 > 1:18:04Sergeant Ballantine, untie that man!
1:18:04 > 1:18:07You displease me, and I ignore the both of you.
1:18:07 > 1:18:08I'll untie him meself.
1:18:08 > 1:18:09Yes, excellent.
1:18:09 > 1:18:12All right, I'll untie you.
1:18:12 > 1:18:15Oh!
1:18:15 > 1:18:17I owe you one, anyway.
1:18:17 > 1:18:19Oh, mate.
1:18:19 > 1:18:22Look at your back.
1:18:22 > 1:18:24Never mind that. Untie my hands.
1:18:24 > 1:18:26Look what they did to you.
1:18:26 > 1:18:28Oh, I'm sorry, mate.
1:18:28 > 1:18:30The fiends!
1:18:31 > 1:18:32THEY SPEAK HINDI
1:18:32 > 1:18:33The Guru!
1:18:33 > 1:18:34Filthy scum.
1:18:34 > 1:18:35Dog. Maniac.
1:18:35 > 1:18:37Let's get him.
1:18:37 > 1:18:38Right. Right. Right.
1:18:38 > 1:18:40We'll grab him no matter what.
1:18:40 > 1:18:42He's sacred. They won't shoot us.
1:18:51 > 1:18:52Why, you hairless dog.
1:18:52 > 1:18:55Look what you did to his back, you filthy...
1:18:55 > 1:18:58A lesson in the error of false pride, Sergeant.
1:18:58 > 1:19:00You're talking very proudly yourself.
1:19:00 > 1:19:02Perhaps you're not too proud
1:19:02 > 1:19:05to give a little information I seek.
1:19:05 > 1:19:08I want to know about your army.
1:19:08 > 1:19:10Why don't you enlist, mate?
1:19:14 > 1:19:16Lash.
1:19:17 > 1:19:20For a beginning, this is not bad,
1:19:20 > 1:19:23three soldiers to be given to Mother Kali -
1:19:23 > 1:19:25three soldiers and a slave.
1:19:25 > 1:19:27Who is slave?
1:19:27 > 1:19:29I am a soldier, too, please.
1:19:29 > 1:19:30You're what?
1:19:31 > 1:19:34Well, regimental Bhisti.
1:19:34 > 1:19:35Oh.
1:19:36 > 1:19:38Proud ox, where is your army?
1:19:38 > 1:19:40How soon are they to follow?
1:19:40 > 1:19:42Wouldn't you like to know?
1:19:42 > 1:19:46Why don't you look in your crystal ball?
1:19:46 > 1:19:48Make the ox talk.
1:19:53 > 1:19:56You dirty pack of cowards!
1:19:59 > 1:20:00Never mind him now.
1:20:00 > 1:20:02He's next.
1:20:04 > 1:20:07I'm waiting. Will you speak?
1:20:07 > 1:20:08I don't know.
1:20:08 > 1:20:09Hold on, Mac, old boy!
1:20:13 > 1:20:14Stop.
1:20:27 > 1:20:29Look.
1:20:29 > 1:20:31See them down there...
1:20:31 > 1:20:33coiling and wiggling,
1:20:33 > 1:20:35sticking their pretty tongues out?
1:20:36 > 1:20:39Are you going to speak?
1:20:39 > 1:20:41Throw him in.
1:20:41 > 1:20:43He'll talk from there.
1:20:43 > 1:20:45No! No! I can't stand it!
1:20:45 > 1:20:46Will you speak?
1:20:48 > 1:20:49All right,
1:20:49 > 1:20:51as long as I ain't kissed
1:20:51 > 1:20:54by one of them snakes, I'll tell you.
1:20:54 > 1:20:56Take me outside.
1:20:58 > 1:21:00Be a man, Mac.
1:21:00 > 1:21:02I can't go it, mates!
1:21:02 > 1:21:03Come back, Mac, old boy!
1:21:15 > 1:21:17Well, Sergeant?
1:21:17 > 1:21:20Governor, I don't know the exact position of the troops,
1:21:20 > 1:21:23but in Ballantine's pocket there's a paper
1:21:23 > 1:21:26with all the troop movements in it.
1:21:26 > 1:21:28You're sure of that, Sergeant?
1:21:28 > 1:21:30As sure as taxes, governor.
1:21:30 > 1:21:31I wouldn't fool you.
1:21:31 > 1:21:32I hope not.
1:21:32 > 1:21:34If you have,
1:21:34 > 1:21:35there'll be worse than lashes.
1:21:35 > 1:21:38Please don't lash me any more. Please?
1:21:45 > 1:21:47I'll relieve you of these.
1:22:12 > 1:22:14No!
1:22:14 > 1:22:15No!
1:22:16 > 1:22:18Cut him down.
1:22:18 > 1:22:21"Sergeant Thomas Ballantine hereby re-enlists."
1:22:23 > 1:22:25Oh, that's you, MacChesney,
1:22:25 > 1:22:26always hiding behind regulations,
1:22:26 > 1:22:28you Brummagem turncoat!
1:22:28 > 1:22:29Now be gallant in defeat, Sergeant.
1:22:29 > 1:22:32You're simply a victim of superior strategy.
1:22:32 > 1:22:33Quiet, you Whitechapel scum,
1:22:33 > 1:22:36or I'll cut your slimy hands off at the wrist!
1:22:36 > 1:22:39I'll pay you back with horrible interest!
1:22:39 > 1:22:41I command you to shut up!
1:22:41 > 1:22:43Tell your men to lay down their arms
1:22:43 > 1:22:45and get out of here,
1:22:45 > 1:22:47or you're a dead kipper.
1:22:47 > 1:22:49Lay down your arms...
1:22:49 > 1:22:50and leave.
1:22:53 > 1:22:54Where do those stairs go?
1:22:54 > 1:22:56Not to freedom.
1:22:56 > 1:22:58We'll see about that. Ready?
1:22:58 > 1:22:59Ready. Right.
1:23:08 > 1:23:10Sergeant Cutter, guard that door.
1:23:10 > 1:23:12Right. Here, Mac, take your coat.
1:23:12 > 1:23:14Get up there, you.
1:23:37 > 1:23:38It's young toad-face,
1:23:38 > 1:23:40blazing up the Thuggs.
1:23:40 > 1:23:42I'll start with him first.
1:23:42 > 1:23:43No, you won't.
1:23:48 > 1:23:49Well, gentlemen,
1:23:49 > 1:23:52what do you think of your freedom now?
1:23:56 > 1:23:58All right, my friend,
1:23:58 > 1:24:01if we've got to die, you've got to die, too.
1:24:01 > 1:24:04As long as I'm alive, you live.
1:24:14 > 1:24:16HE SPEAKS HINDI
1:24:23 > 1:24:25What did he say?
1:24:25 > 1:24:27He says he'll be unharmed.
1:24:27 > 1:24:29He says to keep order,
1:24:29 > 1:24:32be confident, and wait.
1:24:32 > 1:24:33Congratulations. Sergeant,
1:24:33 > 1:24:34on your knowledge
1:24:34 > 1:24:36of our humble language.
1:24:36 > 1:24:37That's enough.
1:24:37 > 1:24:39Get under the shade
1:24:39 > 1:24:40before you get sunstroke.
1:24:40 > 1:24:43Get on back. Go on.
1:24:50 > 1:24:52Wounds feel satisfactory, sahib?
1:24:52 > 1:24:55I ain't had a more satisfactory set of welts
1:24:55 > 1:24:57since I run away from home.
1:24:57 > 1:24:58Thank you.
1:24:58 > 1:24:59Fall in.
1:24:59 > 1:25:00Come on.
1:25:03 > 1:25:04Hey, get down.
1:25:04 > 1:25:06Watch your head. Look out.
1:25:10 > 1:25:11Din!
1:25:11 > 1:25:12The gold!
1:25:12 > 1:25:14Yes, sahib, gold!
1:25:14 > 1:25:15Ooh!
1:25:15 > 1:25:16Look at it, mates!
1:25:16 > 1:25:17Gold! That's what it is!
1:25:17 > 1:25:18Solid sunshine!
1:25:18 > 1:25:20Sit down, you fool!
1:25:20 > 1:25:22See that hand sticking out?
1:25:22 > 1:25:25It's worth 3,000 quid if it's worth a farthing!
1:25:25 > 1:25:27Who's a blinking idiot now, eh?
1:25:27 > 1:25:29We're rich, mates! We're rich!
1:25:29 > 1:25:30Come on!
1:26:19 > 1:26:22All right, Mr wise man,
1:26:22 > 1:26:23here's my last offer.
1:26:23 > 1:26:24You order your men
1:26:24 > 1:26:27to get in behind them rocks,
1:26:27 > 1:26:31and you see us down as far as the bridge.
1:26:31 > 1:26:34We'll let you loose, and there's no harm done.
1:26:34 > 1:26:36How's that?
1:26:49 > 1:26:52Speak, you ape, or I'll kill you.
1:26:52 > 1:26:55You would throw away your shield,
1:26:55 > 1:26:56brave soldier?
1:27:16 > 1:27:18BAGPIPES PLAYING
1:27:19 > 1:27:21Do you hear something, Bal?
1:27:21 > 1:27:24The bagpipes, Mac?
1:27:24 > 1:27:25Yeah.
1:27:25 > 1:27:27I've heard them for hours, Mac,
1:27:27 > 1:27:29but it ain't them.
1:27:29 > 1:27:30It's this blistering heat
1:27:30 > 1:27:31screaming in our ears
1:27:31 > 1:27:33that makes it sound like that.
1:27:33 > 1:27:35BAGPIPES CONTINUE
1:27:38 > 1:27:41Oh, they'll pull us out, old boy...
1:27:43 > 1:27:46If they can find the blasted place.
1:27:46 > 1:27:49Don't waste any of your guff on me, Mac.
1:27:49 > 1:27:52Here we are, and this is it.
1:27:52 > 1:27:54It might have been worse.
1:27:54 > 1:27:58I might have left a widow.
1:28:04 > 1:28:07Eight feet away from where I'm sitting,
1:28:07 > 1:28:09right here,
1:28:09 > 1:28:12there's enough gold to make me sole owner and proprietor
1:28:12 > 1:28:15of a pub as big as the Crystal Palace.
1:28:15 > 1:28:17Best pub in Hampshire.
1:28:17 > 1:28:19And here I am.
1:28:19 > 1:28:20You torturer!
1:28:20 > 1:28:23Setting that in front of me eyes.
1:28:23 > 1:28:24Is there no limit
1:28:24 > 1:28:27to the torture oriental minds think up?
1:28:27 > 1:28:29So help me, if you mention gold again,
1:28:29 > 1:28:31I'll tear the tongue out of your head.
1:28:32 > 1:28:34Here it is! Get it!
1:28:36 > 1:28:37Brave soldiers,
1:28:37 > 1:28:40can it be that your nerves are tightening?
1:28:40 > 1:28:44We'll stand it up here as long as you can,
1:28:44 > 1:28:45Mr wise man.
1:28:46 > 1:28:49Preserve your courage, gentlemen.
1:28:49 > 1:28:50You are not forgotten.
1:28:53 > 1:28:57They will come to save you.
1:28:57 > 1:28:58That's right, mate.
1:28:58 > 1:29:00You're going to see more soldiers
1:29:00 > 1:29:02than you ever saw before.
1:29:02 > 1:29:04Cutter.
1:29:06 > 1:29:08BAGPIPES PLAYING
1:29:16 > 1:29:19Ah, gentlemen, good news.
1:29:19 > 1:29:21Here's a sight
1:29:21 > 1:29:23that should make your hearts pound faster.
1:29:23 > 1:29:24Look.
1:29:36 > 1:29:37The Lancers.
1:29:37 > 1:29:40Look at the Black Watch out in front.
1:29:45 > 1:29:47Ah, those beautiful Scotties.
1:29:47 > 1:29:49I'll buy them all a beer apiece.
1:29:49 > 1:29:51Your comrades coming
1:29:51 > 1:29:53chokes you with emotions.
1:29:53 > 1:29:57Seeing them this way recalls to you
1:29:57 > 1:29:59all manner of pleasant things -
1:29:59 > 1:30:01the gaiety of barrack life,
1:30:01 > 1:30:03old friendships,
1:30:03 > 1:30:07even...England,
1:30:07 > 1:30:09even...
1:30:09 > 1:30:10home.
1:30:10 > 1:30:12You bet it does, mister.
1:30:14 > 1:30:15Hi! Hi! Hi!
1:30:15 > 1:30:16Hi! Hi! Hi!
1:30:16 > 1:30:19Save your voices, gentlemen.
1:30:19 > 1:30:21They're coming...
1:30:21 > 1:30:23here to your rescue.
1:30:23 > 1:30:26You tormenting fiend.
1:30:26 > 1:30:28You're so sure, aren't you?
1:30:28 > 1:30:29Quite sure.
1:30:29 > 1:30:31It is my plan.
1:30:31 > 1:30:34Two come to rescue one,
1:30:34 > 1:30:36then the others follow.
1:30:36 > 1:30:40Well, if you planned it right, mate,
1:30:40 > 1:30:43you'll be hanging by your filthy neck by nightfall.
1:30:43 > 1:30:45You think so, Sergeant?
1:30:47 > 1:30:48I'm not so sure.
1:30:56 > 1:30:58You seem to think warfare
1:30:58 > 1:31:00an English invention.
1:31:00 > 1:31:01Have you never heard
1:31:01 > 1:31:03of Chandragupta Murya?
1:31:03 > 1:31:04No.
1:31:04 > 1:31:06He slaughtered all the armies left in India
1:31:06 > 1:31:08by Alexander the Great.
1:31:08 > 1:31:10India was a mighty nation then,
1:31:10 > 1:31:13while Englishmen still dwelt in caves
1:31:13 > 1:31:15and painted themselves blue.
1:31:16 > 1:31:18Look.
1:31:20 > 1:31:21Don't be afraid, gentlemen.
1:31:21 > 1:31:24I am still your shield.
1:31:29 > 1:31:30It's very simple.
1:31:30 > 1:31:34Your army will enter by that gap.
1:31:34 > 1:31:37Then they'll proceed halfway down this gorge.
1:31:37 > 1:31:38Those are my infantry.
1:31:38 > 1:31:41Best mountain fighters in the world.
1:31:41 > 1:31:42At a given signal,
1:31:42 > 1:31:45they will open fire on your troops,
1:31:45 > 1:31:48driving them forward into the trap.
1:31:48 > 1:31:49That is my artillery.
1:31:49 > 1:31:52Rather neatly concealed, don't you think?
1:31:52 > 1:31:55My gunners greet them with a full salute.
1:31:55 > 1:31:59And finally, in come my horsemen.
1:31:59 > 1:32:02This is, gentlemen, my household cavalry...
1:32:02 > 1:32:03similar to that which guards
1:32:03 > 1:32:06the person of your Queen Empress.
1:32:06 > 1:32:08Each man is mounted on a valiant charger
1:32:08 > 1:32:11and eager to slay for his Guru.
1:32:11 > 1:32:14The honour of the thunder in
1:32:14 > 1:32:17and slaughter of your army falls to them.
1:32:19 > 1:32:23Hmm. I see it in your faces.
1:32:23 > 1:32:25Who is this ugly little savage
1:32:25 > 1:32:29to snarl so boldly at the British lion?
1:32:29 > 1:32:32Prime generals, friends, are not made
1:32:32 > 1:32:34of jewelled swords and moustache wax.
1:32:34 > 1:32:37They're made of what is there
1:32:37 > 1:32:38and what is here.
1:32:38 > 1:32:39You're mad.
1:32:39 > 1:32:40Mad?
1:32:41 > 1:32:43Mad.
1:32:43 > 1:32:44Hannibal was mad.
1:32:44 > 1:32:45Caesar was mad.
1:32:45 > 1:32:49And Napoleon surely was the maddest of the lot.
1:32:49 > 1:32:50Ever since time began,
1:32:50 > 1:32:53they've called "mad" all the great soldiers
1:32:53 > 1:32:54in this world.
1:32:54 > 1:32:55Mad?
1:32:55 > 1:32:57We shall see what wisdom lies
1:32:57 > 1:32:59within my madness.
1:32:59 > 1:33:01For this is but the spring freshet
1:33:01 > 1:33:03that precedes the flood.
1:33:03 > 1:33:04From here we roll on,
1:33:04 > 1:33:06from village to town,
1:33:06 > 1:33:07from town to mighty city,
1:33:07 > 1:33:10ever mounting, ever widening,
1:33:10 > 1:33:14until at last my wave engulfs all India.
1:33:16 > 1:33:17My soldiers!
1:33:17 > 1:33:18March!
1:33:18 > 1:33:21HE SHOUTS IN HINDI
1:33:21 > 1:33:25THEY SHOUT IN HINDI
1:33:25 > 1:33:25Toad-face...
1:33:25 > 1:33:28Stop, or I'll slit his throat.
1:33:31 > 1:33:33Obey me, my son!
1:33:33 > 1:33:34HE SHOUTS IN HINDI
1:33:34 > 1:33:36THEY SHOUT IN HINDI
1:33:39 > 1:33:41Beloved Guru, they will not move
1:33:41 > 1:33:43if it is to cost your life.
1:33:43 > 1:33:46What is my life to our cause? Go!
1:33:46 > 1:33:49No! They will not let you die!
1:33:49 > 1:33:50Go! Go! Go!
1:33:50 > 1:33:51Wait!
1:33:58 > 1:34:01No, you don't. We need you.
1:34:03 > 1:34:04Wait.
1:34:04 > 1:34:06You have sworn as soldiers
1:34:06 > 1:34:09if need be to die for your faith,
1:34:09 > 1:34:13which is your country, your England.
1:34:13 > 1:34:15Well, India is my country and my faith,
1:34:15 > 1:34:19and I can die for my faith and my country
1:34:19 > 1:34:22as readily as you for yours.
1:34:22 > 1:34:23Go, Chota.
1:34:25 > 1:34:27India...
1:34:27 > 1:34:28farewell.
1:34:30 > 1:34:33Aah!
1:34:39 > 1:34:40GUNSHOT
1:34:50 > 1:34:53He has warned the English. He must die.
1:34:55 > 1:34:58Our Guru has given his life for our cause.
1:34:58 > 1:35:00We must not fail him now!
1:35:03 > 1:35:06We've got to warn the Scotties before they're trapped.
1:35:06 > 1:35:08At least we're going to try.
1:35:09 > 1:35:10THEY SHOUT IN HINDI
1:35:10 > 1:35:11Sahibs!
1:35:14 > 1:35:15GUNSHOT
1:35:19 > 1:35:21Come on, mates. Let's go.
1:35:38 > 1:35:40Good work, soldier!
1:35:40 > 1:35:41Thank you, sahib.
1:36:03 > 1:36:06BAGPIPES PLAY IN DISTANCE
1:36:36 > 1:36:37Look! Look!
1:36:37 > 1:36:39Before I have your faces
1:36:39 > 1:36:41tied to bags of hot ashes,
1:36:41 > 1:36:42I want you to watch
1:36:42 > 1:36:45as though you were Rajahs at an imperial Durbar
1:36:45 > 1:36:48while your comrades are slain to the last man.
1:37:06 > 1:37:10# Bonnie Charlie's now awa'
1:37:10 > 1:37:14# Safely o'er the friendly main
1:37:14 > 1:37:18# Mony a heart will break in twa
1:37:18 > 1:37:22# Should he no' come back again. #
1:37:22 > 1:37:25You see, soldiering isn't all war, Mr Journalist.
1:37:25 > 1:37:26# ..Come back again
1:37:26 > 1:37:31# Will ye no' come back again?
1:37:35 > 1:37:40# Will ye no' come back again? #
1:37:40 > 1:37:42They're coming in.
1:37:43 > 1:37:46The Colonel's got to know.
1:37:46 > 1:37:47Yes...
1:39:52 > 1:39:56# ..Will ye no' come back again?
1:39:56 > 1:40:01# Bonnie Charlie's gone awa'
1:40:01 > 1:40:05# Safely o'er the friendly main
1:40:05 > 1:40:09# Mony a heart will break in twa
1:40:09 > 1:40:13# Should he nar come back again
1:40:13 > 1:40:17# Will ye no' come back again?
1:40:17 > 1:40:22# Will ye no' come back again?
1:40:22 > 1:40:26# Better lo'ed ye cannae be
1:40:26 > 1:40:30# Will ye no' come back again...? #
1:40:30 > 1:40:35HE BLOWS BUGLE
1:40:38 > 1:40:40Trumpeter, sound off.
1:40:40 > 1:40:43TRUMPET BLOWS
1:40:48 > 1:40:50GUNSHOTS
1:40:51 > 1:40:52Shoot him down!
1:40:52 > 1:40:53Shoot him!
1:40:53 > 1:40:56GUNSHOTS
1:41:08 > 1:41:10Take the left flank. I'll take the right.
1:41:10 > 1:41:11Yes, sir.
1:41:25 > 1:41:26They're getting away! Fire!
1:41:26 > 1:41:27Fire!
1:41:27 > 1:41:28Fire!
1:41:33 > 1:41:36Good work, bugler.
1:41:36 > 1:41:37Fire!
1:41:37 > 1:41:37Charge! Charge!
1:41:49 > 1:41:51Cut their heads off.
1:42:08 > 1:42:10Poor old Din. What a mate.
1:42:10 > 1:42:12Mac, look! Here they come!
1:42:30 > 1:42:31Come on!
1:42:31 > 1:42:32Hit 'em again!
1:43:07 > 1:43:09Get them off!
1:43:55 > 1:43:56Bal!
1:44:03 > 1:44:06Bal. Speak to me, Bal.
1:44:06 > 1:44:07Bal.
1:44:09 > 1:44:11They've killed him.
1:44:11 > 1:44:13They've killed him! >
1:44:14 > 1:44:15You'll pay for this!
1:44:15 > 1:44:17I'll make you pay for this!
1:44:17 > 1:44:18Mac!
1:44:20 > 1:44:21Take that!
1:44:23 > 1:44:24And that!
1:44:25 > 1:44:27And that! >
1:44:36 > 1:44:39That's right. I don't trust you.
1:44:39 > 1:44:42Why, you dirty, scheming scum.
1:44:42 > 1:44:45You rotter. >
1:44:55 > 1:44:56Charge.
1:45:36 > 1:45:37Charge!
1:45:45 > 1:45:46Aah! Aah!
1:46:10 > 1:46:12Everything cleaned up, sir.
1:46:12 > 1:46:13Nice work, Mitchell.
1:46:13 > 1:46:15Thank you, sir.
1:46:21 > 1:46:24BAGPIPES PLAY "LORD LOVAT'S LAMENT"
1:46:49 > 1:46:51Firing party, halt!
1:46:53 > 1:46:55Inwards, turn!
1:46:56 > 1:46:58Fire three volleys in the air.
1:46:58 > 1:46:59Ready!
1:47:03 > 1:47:05Present.
1:47:05 > 1:47:05Fire!
1:47:05 > 1:47:06GUNSHOTS
1:47:09 > 1:47:10Ready!
1:47:12 > 1:47:13Present!
1:47:15 > 1:47:16Fire!
1:47:16 > 1:47:17GUNSHOTS
1:47:19 > 1:47:21Very good, my boy.
1:47:21 > 1:47:22Very good.
1:47:22 > 1:47:23Thank you, Colonel.
1:47:23 > 1:47:25Not half bad.
1:47:25 > 1:47:26Thank you, Colonel.
1:47:30 > 1:47:33Let's take a look to the men.
1:47:58 > 1:47:59Stand easy, men.
1:48:01 > 1:48:04We've all done enough soldiering for one long day.
1:48:05 > 1:48:07You were fine today.
1:48:07 > 1:48:09Particularly fine.
1:48:09 > 1:48:11I'd sooner hear that from you, sir,
1:48:11 > 1:48:13than get a bloomin' medal.
1:48:13 > 1:48:14Thanks, sir.
1:48:14 > 1:48:15Thank you, sir.
1:48:15 > 1:48:16I, er...
1:48:28 > 1:48:31Well, perhaps you'd take care of this for me, sir.
1:48:41 > 1:48:43And here's a man
1:48:43 > 1:48:46of whom the regiment will always be proud.
1:48:50 > 1:48:51According to regulations,
1:48:51 > 1:48:55he had no actual status as a soldier.
1:48:55 > 1:48:57But those who had the privilege
1:48:57 > 1:48:59of serving with him today
1:48:59 > 1:49:01know that if ever a man deserved
1:49:01 > 1:49:04the name and rank of soldier, it was he...
1:49:04 > 1:49:07so I'm appointing him a corporal in this regiment.
1:49:10 > 1:49:12His name will be written
1:49:12 > 1:49:14on the rolls...
1:49:14 > 1:49:15of our honoured dead...
1:49:17 > 1:49:19And I...
1:49:20 > 1:49:22Ahem. Let me see that last part again,
1:49:22 > 1:49:24will you, Mr Kipling?
1:49:26 > 1:49:27Present...
1:49:27 > 1:49:28arms!
1:49:30 > 1:49:34BUGLE PLAYS
1:49:42 > 1:49:45"So I'll meet him later on
1:49:45 > 1:49:47"at the place where he has gone,
1:49:47 > 1:49:51"where it's always double drill and no canteen.
1:49:51 > 1:49:53"He'll be squatting on the coals,
1:49:53 > 1:49:56"giving drink to poor damned souls,
1:49:56 > 1:50:00"and I'll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din.
1:50:04 > 1:50:08"Yes, Din, Din, Din...
1:50:09 > 1:50:12"..you Lazarusian leper, Gunga Din.
1:50:14 > 1:50:16"Though I've belted you
1:50:16 > 1:50:17"an' flayed you...
1:50:22 > 1:50:25"..by the livin' gawd that made you...
1:50:26 > 1:50:29"..you're a better man than I am...
1:50:29 > 1:50:30"Gunga Din!"
1:50:30 > 1:50:34"AULD LANG SYNE" PLAYS
1:50:50 > 1:50:52< Forward march!
1:50:54 > 1:50:55< Straight march!
1:50:57 > 1:51:00BAGPIPES PLAY
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