The Story of GI Joe

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0:00:21 > 0:00:28# I've gone away

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# For to stay

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# A little while

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# But I'm coming back

0:00:41 > 0:00:46# I'm coming back

0:00:46 > 0:00:54# If it be 10,000 miles. #

0:01:33 > 0:01:35OK. Line 'em up!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hey.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Hey you.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58Get that pooch out of here. Do you want to get him killed?

0:02:00 > 0:02:04All right, all right, come on. Quit stalling.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06So long, Arab.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07So long, baby.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12All right, all right. You heard the lieutenant.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14What's the matter with the dog, huh?

0:02:18 > 0:02:22You poor little fella. He's going to freeze out there.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Goodbye, Arab.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Why, thanks.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36What do you want me to do...?

0:02:38 > 0:02:41DOG WHIMPERS

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Correspondent, huh? You'll want to get up to the front, don't you?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Well, get in.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh, no. Come on, come on, get in. Make it snappy.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Make room for this guy.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08He ain't a bad guy, is he?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16All right, let's get moving.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Hey, Cookie. What are you going to call that perp? Betty Gordon?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Lay off the Gorky, he's my territory.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05- Who's Betty Gordon?- The kid's been waiting for a letter from her ever since we left the States.

0:04:08 > 0:04:14- Guess you're getting off at the first air base, ain't ya, pops? - Why?- Correspondent, ain't ya?

0:04:14 > 0:04:19The flyers are the guys you guys always write about. The Hollywood heroes.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22We're just the mugs along for the ride, that's all.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Just for the ride.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Ask Wing, he'll tell ya.- Yeah.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Just one plane and you're all dead ducks.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Just one plane and it's...

0:04:44 > 0:04:47All right, men. Unload.

0:04:53 > 0:05:00- How far up are you going, Mr, er...? - Pyle. End of the line, if it's all right with you?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Sure.

0:05:01 > 0:05:08Pyle. You say Pyle? Say, aren't you the fella that rights that column about weekend trips or something?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Mostly about "something".

0:05:10 > 0:05:13That's a pretty good-looking outfit you've got.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well, we're not an outfit yet.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Maybe by this time tomorrow we will be.- Load 'em up!

0:05:19 > 0:05:20All right. Come on, men.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22On the truck. Load up.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Come on. On the double.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Come to think of it, you know, my old man reads your column.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31He thinks it's great.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, I'll be darned.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36All right, men. Let's get up.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Hey, fellas. Get a load of this! Artie Shaw!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:25 > 0:06:29So in check. Out of this world.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Gee whizz, Murph. I wish you weren't so warm.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Sort of cold out here in the open.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48I'm cutting my legs off.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50No, jeez, you don't have to do that.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54I hear we're getting in the real business tomorrow.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Well, as far as I'm concerned, they can deal me out.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00The infantry ain't so worse.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Look, this is a modern war, ain't it?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06And I'm a modern guy, and the modern age is up in the air.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10That's where I belong, not down here.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14They only wussed you out cos you're too big. It ain't your fault.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15I'll cut my legs off!

0:07:15 > 0:07:20If you had to sneak something out the village, why didn't you bring something in skirts?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- I'm not...- Shhh!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Don't interrupt the music.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Listen.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28JAZZ CONTINUES PLAYING

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Murder!

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Ja!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40'This is Berlin, bringing you the jive music of Artie Shaw.'

0:07:42 > 0:07:47- Axis Sally.- 'Nothing sweeter or hotter in the world, is there?'

0:07:47 > 0:07:49'Remind you of Rosalind?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51'Sylvia?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55'Phyllis? Nancy?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57'Mary-Ellen?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59'Daisy?'

0:08:00 > 0:08:02AXIS SALLY CHUCKLES

0:08:02 > 0:08:04'You bet it does.'

0:08:06 > 0:08:10'Summer nights.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14'The jukebox down the road.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15'Cokes.'

0:08:17 > 0:08:18'Double malts.'

0:08:22 > 0:08:24'A girl's soft laughter in the moonlight.'

0:08:26 > 0:08:32'Tomorrow, you boys of the 18th Infantry will meet our armies for the first time.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35'Armies that have beaten the world.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38'The French, the British, the Russians!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42'What chance do you stand?'

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Says you! - When we get through with you guys!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49'Why not be sensible?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51'Be sensible and surrender.'

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, yeah?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56'Be my guests in Germany.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58'Dance with our lovely girls.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00'They know how to...

0:09:00 > 0:09:07'to entertain nice young men like you.'

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Save one for me, sister!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- I'll be right there!- What a voice.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14AXIS SALLY GIGGLES

0:09:14 > 0:09:16What a...bedroom.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20What a...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Announcing Germany's latest hit,

0:09:23 > 0:09:28with lyrics written especially for my handsome American friends.

0:09:28 > 0:09:33# Light for me a cigarette

0:09:33 > 0:09:39# In that small cafe where we met

0:09:39 > 0:09:44# Let me feel your fingertips

0:09:44 > 0:09:46# Linda, Linda

0:09:46 > 0:09:50# On my lips

0:09:50 > 0:09:53# Where true lovers used to be

0:09:54 > 0:09:57# Are there echoes

0:09:57 > 0:10:00# Waiting for me?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02# And do you

0:10:02 > 0:10:08# Still wait for me, too?

0:10:08 > 0:10:15# As Linda, my love

0:10:15 > 0:10:21# I wait for you. #

0:10:23 > 0:10:28There's a piece of furniture... I'd love to push around.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Turn that radio off! - It was Nazi music, now it's mine.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Our first German prisoner.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Hey, Pop!

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Why wasn't you born a beautiful dame?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Or even an ugly one? - Why don't you guys pipe down?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55All right, all right!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Goodnight, boys.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Tonight I dream in Technicolor.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Hey, how much further we got to go?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05About 20 miles.

0:12:05 > 0:12:11- How far?- 20 miles. Then you get out and walk another 10.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13You know, to get the stiffness out of you.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Where are we going, China?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19REPETITIVE EXPLOSIONS

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Hey, that's ours. 105s. There. 88.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01I thought you said 20 miles.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03That's what I said. 20 miles.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Plane!

0:13:05 > 0:13:07PLANE SWOOPS

0:13:08 > 0:13:11GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I didn't even see it.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Hey, what did I tell you guys about the air corps?- They stink!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Look at them scram! - yellow bellies!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02All right, men. In the truck.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Come on, make it snappy. The medics will take care of him.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Come on, come on. On the double.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16First death's always the worst.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I suppose so.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21On the double, men. Let's get in.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02I guess he won't ever get a letter from that Betty Gordon dame now.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06That makes him even. She won't get no more from him neither.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11DOG CRIES

0:15:20 > 0:15:22What's Gorky's last name?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Henderson.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Well, Mr Pyle, this is the end of the line.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52We're liable to run into trouble from here on.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57A couple of jeeps going back.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Mind if I, er, go all the way?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Well, it's your funeral.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Right. Follow me, men.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Is this trip necessary?- Yes.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I could be in Tulsa now.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Yeah, we're getting amphibious.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43All right, men. Fall out. Fall out.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Hey! Where's the little guy?

0:17:54 > 0:17:59- Pops?- What do you mean Pops? Ernie.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Ernie's a little way back.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08He's over 38, he don't need to be here.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Be here?! He can even go home!

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Fall in!

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Hey, how about my getting my name in the paper? Harry Fletcher of Estherville, Ohio.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- What'll I say?- Oh, anything.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Just so the folks back home see my name in the paper.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Hey, Ernie.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Tell Cleveland Joe McClusky's winning the war.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Single-handed.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40'Winning the war single-handed.

0:19:40 > 0:19:46'Joe McClusky, who mixed sodas in the corner drugstore

0:19:46 > 0:19:50'and Harry Fletcher who just hung out his law shingle.

0:19:50 > 0:19:55'Danny Goodman who checked your oil in the summer and studied medicine in the fall.

0:19:55 > 0:20:02'And here they are with guns in their hands, facing a deadly enemy in a strange and far away land.'

0:20:04 > 0:20:06'This was their baptism of fire.'

0:20:06 > 0:20:09THUNDEROUS EXPLOSIONS

0:20:22 > 0:20:25'It was chaos, indefinable.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30'Growing up the brink of possible death in the night-time.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33'Buzzing, afraid.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37'Each facing the worst moment of his life - alone.'

0:20:40 > 0:20:42'It was a battle without let-up.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45'And it was going against us.'

0:20:45 > 0:20:49The only thing between us and them is borders.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Not many men. It's a lucky thing...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Trouble to Walker, over.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Can't seem to reach Walker.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02PHONE RINGS

0:21:04 > 0:21:06First Battalion.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yes, sir.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I see.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Colonel Hann isn't back from reconnaissance yet.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Who is it, Ralph? - Captain Horton, Sir.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Reporting four of his mortars knocked out.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19He's pretty badly shot up.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Tell him to pull back to hill 148 and dig in.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Right, sir.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29D Company. Hello.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Hello.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34D Company. Hello.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Hello.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40They don't answer.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44- Keep trying.- Right, Sir.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Hello?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53They're pouring more and more strength through the pass.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yeah, and despite all the fairy stories,

0:21:58 > 0:22:03one good green man can't beat a seasoned and crafty veteran.

0:22:03 > 0:22:10Especially when the veteran's got more and better guns, tanks, planes.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14One thing we can do is throw in Vincent's tank.

0:22:14 > 0:22:19Vincent's through. They knocked him out when they came through the pass.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21There it is.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26All we got in front of us is Roberts' and Walker's outfits.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Little more than a company.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30There is some hot coffee and beans on the fire, Sir.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32No, thanks.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- I think I could use some. - Me too.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38D company. Hello.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Hello?

0:22:43 > 0:22:44They don't answer.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47OK.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50AIRCRAFT RUMBLING ABOVE

0:22:50 > 0:22:52EXPLOSION

0:23:04 > 0:23:06How's it going, Walker?

0:23:06 > 0:23:11We're holding out OK, sir, but the phone went dead.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Captain Roberts sent me up to see if there was...

0:23:14 > 0:23:17if there was any change in plans or what.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24No. No change yet.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Better stick around for a while.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Hello, Bill.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Hello, Ernie.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43THUNDERING EXPLOSION

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Coffee?

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Thanks.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33'Day to Hunt, over.'

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Hunt to Day. Come in, over.

0:24:38 > 0:24:43'Withdrawing tanks, withdrawing tanks.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45'Position Zebra 87.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47'Zebra 87.'

0:24:48 > 0:24:49'Over and out.'

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Put those papers in the fireplace.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03Burn them, Sir?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05EXPLOSIONS

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Not yet.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12EXPLOSIONS

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Lieutenant Walker, Lieutenant Walker.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- What is it, Sergeant? - Lieutenant Walker.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Got to see the lieutenant. - Here I am.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Never saw anything like it in my life.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Never saw anything like it in my life, Sir.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Never...- Take it easy. Take it easy, boy.

0:25:41 > 0:25:46There were heavy tanks. Over-ran our position.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Point-blank. Point-blank, Sir.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I had to get out.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55I got some of the men behind the hill.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Did the best I could, Sir. Did the best I could!

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Lears.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Burn the papers.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07This is the first time I ever had to

0:26:07 > 0:26:10pull any outfit out of anywhere.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Wonder when we're going to start winning this war.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Notify the companies we're pulling out.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Save what we can for another day. - All right, men. On your feet.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21YELLS: All right, men! On your feet!

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Hey, fella. - Come on. He's dead.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29EXPLOSIONS

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Scram. Scram.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Over and out.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42This is Corporal to Jones. This is Corporal to Jones.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Come in, over.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Scram. Scram. Over and out.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57American boys, beaten.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Beaten badly.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03One of the few times in our history.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06It was a bitter and humiliating experience.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11And Joe McCluskey was wondering

0:27:11 > 0:27:13what the folks back home in Cleveland

0:27:13 > 0:27:15were thinking of him now.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25TYPEWRITER CLICKING

0:27:25 > 0:27:28As we looked back on that first defeat,

0:27:28 > 0:27:31and the bloody victories which followed,

0:27:31 > 0:27:35we realised that only battle experience

0:27:35 > 0:27:37can make a combat soldier.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Killing is a rough business.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Men live rough and talk rough.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53- 'Timmy O'Brien, 1918...- Hi, Ernie.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56'Thanks for putting my name in the paper.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- 'I dreamed I got a commission. - Selling what?- He is my buddy.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01'E-A-L-B-R-I-G-H-T.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03'I was a shoe clerk, way across in Georgia.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06'Best outfit in the whole army.'

0:28:08 > 0:28:11On a dull day, you can always get a fight in the army by arguing

0:28:11 > 0:28:14which is the best outfit.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17In a year, I'd been to a lot of places

0:28:17 > 0:28:19and learned to love a lot of men.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22But I always reserved one special place in my heart

0:28:22 > 0:28:25for the boys that I'd started with.

0:28:25 > 0:28:29Everybody else had a company and I felt I had one, too.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32Company C, 18th Infantry.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34I hadn't seen them in a long time

0:28:34 > 0:28:36and now I set out to find them again.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39They'd been through a lot by now.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43The conquest of Sicily, the murderous landings at Salerno.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Now they were part of the force

0:28:45 > 0:28:47hammering down the long, hard road to Rome.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Hey, Dondaro. What town do we take today?

0:28:55 > 0:28:58- San Raviolio. - Didn't we take that yesterday?

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Nah, that was San Something-else-io.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08And I was wondering about Wingless Murphy,

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Sergeant Warnicki, Lieutenant Bill Walker

0:29:11 > 0:29:14and a funny little mutt named Aaron.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16All right, men. Fall out.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18CHATTER

0:29:19 > 0:29:22Fall out!

0:29:25 > 0:29:27HARMONICA PLAYS

0:29:27 > 0:29:30When this war's over, I'm going to buy me a map

0:29:30 > 0:29:31and find out where I've been.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Mail call!

0:29:45 > 0:29:47CHEERS

0:29:57 > 0:29:58- Hugh!- Yeah!

0:29:58 > 0:30:00- Lopez!- Yeah!

0:30:00 > 0:30:02- Warnicki!- Dondaro!

0:30:02 > 0:30:07Woo-hoo! I'm a father!

0:30:07 > 0:30:08Warnicki.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10Warnicki!

0:30:10 > 0:30:11That's me.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14- Anything for Captain Walker? - Come on, Sarge!

0:30:14 > 0:30:17Sergeant! Anything there for Captain Walker?

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Sorry, Captain. Nothing for you. Blair!

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Well, let's get the rest of the stuff going.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Ain't she pretty?

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Hey, what's this?

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Your insurance form. What's the matter with you?

0:30:43 > 0:30:46- You forgot to put in a beneficiary's name.- What's that?

0:30:46 > 0:30:50Anybody whose name you get down there gets the 10,000 simolians.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52- You mean anybody's name who I put down?- Yeah.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55You better put it down before the next shindig, bub,

0:30:55 > 0:30:59or there'll be no dough. Stick your old lady's name down, you're OK.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01I ain't got no old lady.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Well, your old man, then.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Ain't you got no relatives?

0:31:07 > 0:31:10Well, stick anybody's name down.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13- You don't want all that wough go to daste. Er, dagh go to wouste.- What?

0:31:13 > 0:31:17I said you don't want to let all that dough go to waste.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Hey, Sarge. What do you know?

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Yesterday, I ain't worth a flat nickel.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29Today, I can throw 10,000 bucks away just like that.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35- What have you got in the package? Something to eat?- I don't know.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Open it! How are you going to find out if you don't open it?

0:31:38 > 0:31:39An idea.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00It's from the old lady!

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Look what she's done.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04She had the kid's voice put on a record.

0:32:04 > 0:32:09Junior's voice. He couldn't even say "Mamma!" when I left home.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Gee whiz! Let's listen to it.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Ah, who's got a phonograph around here?

0:32:14 > 0:32:16- Maybe they got one in the next town? - Yeah!

0:32:16 > 0:32:20What are we waiting for? Let's get going.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Why don't you look where you're going?

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Get out of that jeep and I'll beat your brains out.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Who are you mad at?

0:32:29 > 0:32:32- How are you, Warnicki? - Why, it's Ernie! Hey, fellas!

0:32:32 > 0:32:33It's the little guy!

0:32:33 > 0:32:37- How you doing?- How you been, all right?- Nice to see you, Ernie!

0:32:38 > 0:32:41Good to have you back, Ernie.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43- What's been keeping you? - Oh, I've been...

0:32:43 > 0:32:47We've been saving sugar for you, Ernie.

0:32:47 > 0:32:48At last.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Now I can write to the old man and they can relax.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Well, here we go again, Ernie.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55You know every time you show up, there's a big battle?

0:32:55 > 0:32:59Last time it was Tunisia. You better check your dog-tags, fellas.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02I go around starting wars. Got to make a living somehow.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05- Got to have something to write about.- Know something else?

0:33:05 > 0:33:10- What?- My old man says I look like you.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Good to see you, boys.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14All right, men! We're moving off!

0:33:14 > 0:33:18Ernie, how about borrowing your finger-nail clippers?

0:33:18 > 0:33:19- How are you, Bill?- Hello, Ernie.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21See you're going up in the world.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Oh, these?- Congratulations.- Thanks.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27It's because I survived longer than the other Louis, I guess.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31- All right, Sergeant. Let's get out of here.- All right, men. Follow me.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35- Hiya, Wingless.- Hi, Ernie.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37How's the acorn?

0:33:37 > 0:33:39- Afraid the buddy system's got me. - Me too.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Well, you've got an outfit now.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45You bet your life we got an outfit.

0:33:45 > 0:33:46Pretty tough.

0:33:46 > 0:33:50They are tough. They're killers.

0:33:50 > 0:33:51Better be.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59GUNFIRE AND SHELLS

0:34:30 > 0:34:32MACHINE GUN FIRE

0:35:44 > 0:35:47Fooling around with the infantry's no way to reach a ripe, old age.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50I'm going to build me a highway to Berlin over those.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52GUNFIRE

0:36:08 > 0:36:10PLANE SWOOPING

0:36:18 > 0:36:20OK. Cover me, you guys. I'll get 'em.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29GUNFIRE

0:36:53 > 0:36:56- Where's your platoon? - Up the street.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Looks like this one's on us.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12OK. I'll cover you.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30GUNSHOTS RICOCHETING

0:37:48 > 0:37:51DISTANT EXPLOSIONS

0:38:08 > 0:38:09The promised land!

0:38:14 > 0:38:17How are you, babe?

0:38:17 > 0:38:20HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:38:23 > 0:38:28SHE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:38:32 > 0:38:37THEY SPEAK ITALIAN

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Listen, Rainbow, even if I was dumb I'd still speak your language.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45SHE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:38:45 > 0:38:48HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Si?

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Si.

0:38:59 > 0:39:03MACHINEGUN FIRE

0:39:03 > 0:39:05BREAKING GLASS

0:39:07 > 0:39:09There's that ... war again!

0:39:11 > 0:39:14Sounds like they're paging me.

0:39:14 > 0:39:15SHE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:39:15 > 0:39:19Honest, Rainbow. This hurts me more than it does you.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21I'll be back. Don't worry.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23SHE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:39:23 > 0:39:25HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:39:27 > 0:39:28OK?

0:39:28 > 0:39:30- OK?- OK.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37Let's get to a church, Warnicki.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40OK. Just a minute.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47You wait there, Junior. Papa'll be right back.

0:41:21 > 0:41:26Lousy kraut swine!

0:41:26 > 0:41:27HIS VOICE ECHOES

0:41:30 > 0:41:34GERMAN SHOUTING

0:41:34 > 0:41:36GERMAN VOICE ECHOES

0:41:56 > 0:41:59Lousy kraut swine!

0:41:59 > 0:42:02HIS VOICE ECHOES

0:42:09 > 0:42:12EXPLOSIONS

0:42:28 > 0:42:31EXPLOSION

0:43:22 > 0:43:25This is a funny place to be killing men in, isn't it?

0:43:40 > 0:43:43HE MOUTHS

0:43:48 > 0:43:50GUNSHOT

0:43:56 > 0:43:59BELL RINGS

0:44:09 > 0:44:12Vive Americane!

0:44:12 > 0:44:17BELLS RINGING

0:44:19 > 0:44:21HE SHOUTS IN ITALIAN

0:44:25 > 0:44:26TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

0:45:00 > 0:45:03SHOUTS IN ITALIAN

0:45:35 > 0:45:37THEY SPEAK ITALIAN

0:45:42 > 0:45:43SHE CRIES

0:45:56 > 0:45:59CROWD SHOUTING

0:46:24 > 0:46:27Cigaretta!

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Cigarettes are no good for children. Get away, get away!

0:46:29 > 0:46:32Cigaretta mea, Americano!

0:46:32 > 0:46:34- Oh, you're GI Joe, huh?- Si, GI Joe!

0:46:34 > 0:46:36Cigarettes no problem for kids. Here.

0:47:27 > 0:47:32If this war don't kill me first, my feet will.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Me, I feel like I'm 45.

0:47:35 > 0:47:40I'd feel like I was too, but darn near I am.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42How old are you, Ernie?

0:47:42 > 0:47:4643.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48I'm 26.

0:47:48 > 0:47:51If I knew I'd live to be 43, I wouldn't have a worry in the world.

0:47:52 > 0:47:58Oh yes you would. You'd be just like me, worrying about whether you'd get to be 44.

0:48:00 > 0:48:05Hey, guys! We've got to power our rev!

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Where's that whizz-bang going?

0:48:10 > 0:48:12I know I'm going to get some sleep.

0:48:19 > 0:48:23Hey, Murph! Hey, Murph! That red-headed nurse of yours is in town.

0:48:23 > 0:48:26- You know, your fiance?- Is she?

0:48:26 > 0:48:27What a lucky guy you are!

0:48:27 > 0:48:31Meeting the girl you're engaged to away in the States over here.

0:48:31 > 0:48:32Hey, did you hear that?

0:48:32 > 0:48:34My ever-lovin's coming to town!

0:48:54 > 0:48:57OK, men. Your three minutes are up, now move on out!

0:48:57 > 0:49:00Come on, get out of there!

0:49:04 > 0:49:10Wrap it up boys, lather and rinse, we ain't got all day!

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Hey, Sarge! What's all that?

0:49:17 > 0:49:18- This?- Yeah.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23Well, the yellow one is for national defence.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26The red and white is for very good conduct.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29The real pretty one over here with all the colours is for being in this theatre of operations.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31No kidding!

0:49:34 > 0:49:36You know any good war stories, Sarge?

0:49:36 > 0:49:37Yeah, as a matter of fact...

0:49:37 > 0:49:39LAUGHTER

0:49:39 > 0:49:42All right! Come on, you've had your three minutes. Move on, let's go!

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Let's go, come on, come on!

0:49:48 > 0:49:52GENERAL CHATTER

0:49:52 > 0:49:56Hey, look at Murphy! He's fallen asleep on his feet!

0:49:56 > 0:50:01Hey, Murphy! Murphy! Come on! This is your big day!

0:50:01 > 0:50:02Come on, wake up!

0:50:02 > 0:50:06OK, OK, fellas!

0:50:08 > 0:50:10THEY CHATTER IN ITALIAN

0:50:15 > 0:50:18Hey.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21Hey!

0:50:21 > 0:50:24Anybody know where I can find a phonograph?

0:50:29 > 0:50:33A phonograph.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35A Victrola. A music box, see?

0:50:38 > 0:50:39ITALIAN CHATTER

0:50:41 > 0:50:45Hey, what's the matter? Don't any of you guys understand plain English?

0:50:48 > 0:50:49Look.

0:50:51 > 0:50:52A phonograph.

0:50:54 > 0:50:57A Victrola. A music box, see?

0:50:59 > 0:51:02Oh, si!

0:51:02 > 0:51:07Ah, si! We're going to hear Junior yet!

0:51:07 > 0:51:09THEY SPEAK ITALIAN

0:51:09 > 0:51:11Yeah.

0:51:17 > 0:51:18No.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20No!

0:51:20 > 0:51:21No!

0:51:24 > 0:51:25Look, please.

0:51:28 > 0:51:31HE SINGS

0:51:31 > 0:51:37THEY JOIN IN

0:51:46 > 0:51:48WHISTLING

0:51:49 > 0:51:53Brother, the whole town must've shaved with this thing.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00Everything's all set, Smith.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03Swell, get Ernie, he's going to give the bride away.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05We'll even get the wedding in the papers.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07Get the Captain, too, he's an OK Joe.

0:52:34 > 0:52:37It works. What did I tell you? It works!

0:52:58 > 0:52:59No needle.

0:53:11 > 0:53:16- Ernie!- Hm?- Wake up, we need you! Red wants you to give her away.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19What do I want to give her away for? I like Red.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22- Come on, don't go back to sleep! - Leave me alone,

0:53:22 > 0:53:25the only way you'll get me out of here is to carry me.

0:53:25 > 0:53:26We figured on that, too.

0:53:26 > 0:53:27HE WHISTLES

0:53:27 > 0:53:30Come on, you guys, hustle it up.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33Wake up, wake up.

0:53:34 > 0:53:35Come on, you little squirt.

0:53:35 > 0:53:39- Hey, now what's the matter with you? - You're holding up the whole show!

0:54:06 > 0:54:08Here goes, Arab.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12Junior's going to talk to his Pappy.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18GARBLED VOICES

0:54:22 > 0:54:25Backwards. How much...?

0:54:25 > 0:54:27MEN SING

0:54:27 > 0:54:32# Oh, what a wedding and no honeymoon... #

0:54:32 > 0:54:33Hey!

0:54:35 > 0:54:39# Oh, what a wedding with no honeymoon... #

0:54:39 > 0:54:42Come on, Murph's getting married!

0:54:42 > 0:54:43# No honeymoon

0:54:43 > 0:54:45# Oh, what a wedding... #

0:54:46 > 0:54:48Come on.

0:55:12 > 0:55:16Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this company

0:55:16 > 0:55:20to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony.

0:55:21 > 0:55:26Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?

0:55:26 > 0:55:29Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?

0:55:31 > 0:55:32I do.

0:55:32 > 0:55:34Repeat after me.

0:55:36 > 0:55:40I, Robert, take thee, Elizabeth, to be my wedded wife.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42I, Robert,

0:55:42 > 0:55:44take thee, Elizabeth, to be my wedded wife.

0:55:44 > 0:55:48To have and to hold from this day forward.

0:55:48 > 0:55:52- To have and to hold from this day forward.- For better, for worse.

0:55:52 > 0:55:54For better, for worse.

0:55:54 > 0:55:58- For richer, for poorer. - For richer, for poorer.

0:55:58 > 0:56:00In sickness and in health.

0:56:00 > 0:56:02In sickness and in health.

0:56:02 > 0:56:05To love and to cherish until death us do part.

0:56:05 > 0:56:08To love and to cherish until death us do part.

0:56:08 > 0:56:09AIRCRAFT ENGINES RUMBLE

0:56:16 > 0:56:19Those whom God hath joined together...

0:56:19 > 0:56:20BOMB WHISTLES

0:56:20 > 0:56:23..let no man put asunder. Hit the dirt!

0:56:23 > 0:56:25EXPLOSION

0:56:28 > 0:56:31It'll take a better man than that to put us asunder.

0:56:36 > 0:56:41Procession halt! OK, kids. It's all yours.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04Boys, honestly...

0:57:06 > 0:57:07Thanks!

0:57:09 > 0:57:12GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC

0:57:37 > 0:57:41All right, you guys. What are you looking at? Let's get going.

0:58:09 > 0:58:11HE SNORES

0:58:52 > 0:58:55Where you been? Goofing off, eh?

0:58:55 > 0:58:57- Ain't nothin' new.- Uh-oh.

0:58:58 > 0:59:01Tell me, Dondaro, what's your power over women?

0:59:03 > 0:59:06What's the matter with you guys? You all look tired.

0:59:08 > 0:59:09Good morning, dear!

0:59:09 > 0:59:11BIRDSONG

0:59:27 > 0:59:29I don't like it. It's too quiet.

0:59:29 > 0:59:33- Maybe they've pulled back all the way to Rome.- Uh-ah.

0:59:33 > 0:59:36At this rate, we'll be in Rome in three days.

0:59:42 > 0:59:44BELL TOLLS

1:00:00 > 1:00:03All right, men. Fall out.

1:00:12 > 1:00:16Look at that old monastery up there. So peaceful.

1:00:18 > 1:00:21You'd never think there was a war within 1,000 miles of it.

1:00:21 > 1:00:23Or 1,000 years.

1:00:24 > 1:00:29Maybe you're right about the Krauts pulling all the way back to Rome.

1:00:29 > 1:00:33I don't get it, though. If they wanted to slug it out here, they could make it plenty tough.

1:00:33 > 1:00:36RUMBLING, EXPLOSION

1:00:36 > 1:00:38WHISTLING

1:01:00 > 1:01:02Get me artillery fire control.

1:01:02 > 1:01:06Hello, Keith. It's Walker.

1:01:06 > 1:01:09- You know that building up on top of the mountain?- The monastery?

1:01:09 > 1:01:14You can call it that if you want to but I call it in military terms an observation post.

1:01:14 > 1:01:17If you don't want to get us killed, give it the business.

1:01:17 > 1:01:20I can't. Got an order about it. Religious shrine.

1:01:24 > 1:01:26Does that sound like religion to you?

1:01:37 > 1:01:40Medic!

1:02:03 > 1:02:05All right, men. Let's go.

1:02:40 > 1:02:42We lost three.

1:03:09 > 1:03:14- I suppose this could be deeper. - Yeah. It kind of looks like we're going to need a permanent hole here.

1:03:15 > 1:03:18THUD! Oh!

1:03:29 > 1:03:34- Patrol, patrol, patrol. - One more patrol and I'll go nuts!

1:03:34 > 1:03:39Personally, I'd feel a lot healthier if that monastery wasn't looking down my throat.

1:03:43 > 1:03:45BELL TOLLS

1:04:45 > 1:04:50Just got back, Captain. Through a lot of small arms fire on hill 457.

1:04:50 > 1:04:53Mortar fire, 793.

1:04:53 > 1:04:56Terrific artillery,

1:04:56 > 1:04:58but couldn't locate it.

1:04:59 > 1:05:01They got Lieutenants Josephs,

1:05:01 > 1:05:04Spencer, Trenton.

1:05:04 > 1:05:07Michaelson got it in the arm,

1:05:07 > 1:05:10but I got him back OK.

1:05:13 > 1:05:17OK, Sergeant. You'd better go get some chow.

1:05:24 > 1:05:25You take over Josephs' platoon.

1:05:28 > 1:05:30Noel...

1:05:30 > 1:05:35If, er, if Lieutenant Joseph had any personal belongings,

1:05:35 > 1:05:36send them over, will you?

1:06:05 > 1:06:07Oh, my aching back.

1:06:08 > 1:06:11WATER DRIPS

1:06:14 > 1:06:16Somebody ought to phone a plumber.

1:06:47 > 1:06:51You know, it...sounds pretty silly when you say it, but...

1:06:53 > 1:06:57..sometimes resting like this, I get a kick out of just breathing.

1:06:59 > 1:07:01- Hot Java, Steve?- No.

1:07:07 > 1:07:09VOICES SQUEAK ON RECORD

1:07:14 > 1:07:16EXPLOSION

1:07:19 > 1:07:22There goes that monastery again.

1:07:22 > 1:07:25Everyone knows it's being used for an observation post.

1:07:25 > 1:07:28Why in the devil don't they bomb it?

1:07:28 > 1:07:30I'm a Catholic and I say bomb it...

1:07:30 > 1:07:33EXPLOSION

1:07:33 > 1:07:35Check, brother.

1:07:35 > 1:07:40I've got a wife and a kid. Think I want to die for a piece of stone?

1:07:53 > 1:07:56Why wasn't I born a 4-F instead of good looking?

1:08:21 > 1:08:24BOMB BLASTS

1:08:27 > 1:08:30Lieutenant Hawkins reporting, Sir. Replacements.

1:08:33 > 1:08:35Yeah, I'll be right with you.

1:08:42 > 1:08:44BOMBING CONTINUES

1:08:53 > 1:08:55DISTANT BOMB BLASTS

1:08:59 > 1:09:01MUG CLATTERS

1:09:04 > 1:09:06The maid'll clean it up later.

1:09:10 > 1:09:13Sergeant, line the men up.

1:09:13 > 1:09:15All right, men, fall in!

1:09:22 > 1:09:24You first four, first platoon.

1:09:24 > 1:09:29Sergeant Warner here will show you to your hotel suites.

1:09:29 > 1:09:33The next six, second platoon. The Corporal will take care of you.

1:09:36 > 1:09:38The rest of you, go with Lieutenant Hawkins.

1:09:38 > 1:09:42You take over Lieutenant Henry's platoon.

1:09:42 > 1:09:45Bypass that mansion and down the hill, but turn to your left.

1:09:45 > 1:09:47All right, that's all.

1:10:20 > 1:10:23Any of you dog faces know anything about a phonograph?

1:10:28 > 1:10:30The cream of the crop, I always get.

1:10:30 > 1:10:32Hit it!

1:10:32 > 1:10:34EXPLOSION

1:10:39 > 1:10:41Gee, a guy could get killed around here!

1:10:44 > 1:10:47All right, let's synchronise our watches.

1:10:50 > 1:10:55You stick with Sergeant Warner here, Lieutenant. He knows the terrain.

1:10:55 > 1:10:57OK, move them out.

1:10:57 > 1:10:58All right, let's go.

1:11:19 > 1:11:21So long, Arab.

1:11:21 > 1:11:22Good luck.

1:12:54 > 1:12:56Oh, my poor aching back.

1:12:59 > 1:13:01DOG WHINES

1:13:42 > 1:13:44Bad cold.

1:14:19 > 1:14:21TYPEWRITER CLACKS

1:14:23 > 1:14:27ALL: Our hero! Our hero!

1:14:27 > 1:14:29Our hero!

1:14:29 > 1:14:32- What's the gag?- Your mail, Mr Pyle.

1:14:34 > 1:14:38- Thanks. See you already opened it. - Why not? It was marked personal.

1:14:40 > 1:14:44- What's in it?- Nothing much, you just won the Pulitzer Prize, that's all.

1:14:51 > 1:14:52Well, I'll be darned.

1:14:52 > 1:14:57I regret to inform you, Mr Pyle, you are no longer a newspaper man.

1:14:57 > 1:14:59You are now a distinguished journalist.

1:15:01 > 1:15:04Poor devil. You're going to be famous now.

1:16:09 > 1:16:13RADIO: 'It will be a comfort for you to know that your sons,

1:16:13 > 1:16:18'wherever they are, at sea, or in the sky or in their foxholes,

1:16:18 > 1:16:23'yes, Sir, your boys are celebrating too.

1:16:23 > 1:16:27'With the finest turkey, cranberry sauce and all the fixings.'

1:16:27 > 1:16:30Tough skin on this bird!

1:16:30 > 1:16:33I always like to eat the stuffing first.

1:16:35 > 1:16:38Cranberry sauce. Mm-mm.

1:16:41 > 1:16:44Poor folks back home. Sure got it rugged.

1:16:50 > 1:16:52VOICES SQUEAK

1:16:55 > 1:16:58Told you you should have brought a phonograph.

1:17:03 > 1:17:07You had turkey, the other outfits had turkey, the general had turkey.

1:17:07 > 1:17:09My men are going to have turkey.

1:17:09 > 1:17:12- But we tried... - Trying ain't good enough.

1:17:12 > 1:17:16Either you get those turkeys, or Supply will have to get themselves a new lieutenant.

1:17:16 > 1:17:18HE IMITATES MACHINE GUN

1:17:18 > 1:17:22I'll...I'll scrounge around and see what I can find, Sir.

1:17:22 > 1:17:25- What about cranberries? - Oh, now, wait a minute...

1:17:26 > 1:17:27Cranberries.

1:17:30 > 1:17:32Cranberries.

1:17:33 > 1:17:37# Sleep in heavenly... #

1:17:37 > 1:17:39Believe it or not, boys, it's turkey.

1:17:41 > 1:17:44Santa Claus!

1:17:44 > 1:17:46- Get me a drumstick!- Get me anything.

1:17:46 > 1:17:48ALL TALK AT ONCE

1:17:48 > 1:17:53"SILENT NIGHT" PLAYS IN BACKGROUND

1:17:55 > 1:17:59Captain Walker speaking. ..I see.

1:17:59 > 1:18:03Just one prisoner or two?

1:18:03 > 1:18:08Well, naturally, Sir. We'll try to get as many as we can.

1:18:08 > 1:18:12Replacements? No, they're not here yet.

1:18:12 > 1:18:13Yes, Sir.

1:18:17 > 1:18:20- Another patrol.- I'll go.

1:18:20 > 1:18:25- No, no. You've had enough. - Every step forward is a step closer, Sir, to home.

1:18:30 > 1:18:31OK, get me ten men.

1:18:31 > 1:18:35# Silent night

1:18:35 > 1:18:39# Holy night

1:18:39 > 1:18:41# All is... #

1:18:41 > 1:18:43Warnicki, you bring wine?

1:18:43 > 1:18:45It's Christmas. We have wine.

1:18:45 > 1:18:49SHOUTS JOYOUSLY IN ITALIAN

1:18:49 > 1:18:54After you've finished that, we have one cigar apiece.

1:19:00 > 1:19:04- All right, Sergeant. - All right, men. Let's go.

1:19:06 > 1:19:13# Sleep in heavenly peace... #

1:19:14 > 1:19:22# Sleep in heavenly peace. #

1:19:22 > 1:19:26RADIO THEME MUSIC

1:19:26 > 1:19:28'That's it, buddy.

1:19:28 > 1:19:32'This is Bob Command Performance Hope speaking for the Armed Forces Radio Service,

1:19:32 > 1:19:36'saying Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us over here.

1:19:36 > 1:19:38'God bless all of you over there.'

1:19:38 > 1:19:41RADIO THEME MUSIC PLAYS

1:19:43 > 1:19:47EXPLOSION

1:19:47 > 1:19:48- Hey, Ernie.- Hmm?

1:19:50 > 1:19:54You've been to Hollywood. Ever know Carol...

1:19:54 > 1:19:56EXPLOSION

1:19:56 > 1:19:58I met her.

1:19:59 > 1:20:01Is it true she...?

1:20:01 > 1:20:03LOUD EXPLOSION DROWNS OUT SPEECH

1:20:08 > 1:20:12- Well, that's the rumour.- And tell me something. Are they really...?

1:20:12 > 1:20:16EXPLOSION

1:20:21 > 1:20:23Are they?

1:20:23 > 1:20:27I...I forgot to ask.

1:20:27 > 1:20:28Probably.

1:20:30 > 1:20:31HE MAKES CLICKING NOISE

1:20:38 > 1:20:41You've been around a lot, haven't you, Ernie?

1:20:41 > 1:20:44New York, Washington, Hollywood, everywhere.

1:20:44 > 1:20:47You know, when this shindig is over, I'm going to look you up.

1:20:47 > 1:20:49Good.

1:20:49 > 1:20:52Might want you to get me a job.

1:20:55 > 1:20:57Yeah.

1:21:00 > 1:21:02BELL TOLLS

1:21:13 > 1:21:18- Replacements came up, Sir. - Fine, I'll assign them.

1:21:21 > 1:21:23We need five more.

1:21:23 > 1:21:27Get them down to headquarters. And, even if it hurts, take good care.

1:21:38 > 1:21:40- Anything else, captain?- No, thanks.

1:21:53 > 1:21:56- Saved you some turkey, Sarge. - Don't want any.

1:21:58 > 1:22:01EXPLOSION

1:22:05 > 1:22:08My poor back.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11Sure wish he'd get to hear Junior.

1:22:19 > 1:22:21MORE EXPLOSIONS

1:22:30 > 1:22:32GRAMOPHONE PLAYS

1:22:35 > 1:22:36GRAMOPHONE STOPS

1:23:38 > 1:23:41It's not me.

1:23:44 > 1:23:46HE LAUGHS

1:23:49 > 1:23:52I'm going to turn in.

1:23:57 > 1:23:58Goodnight, fellas.

1:23:58 > 1:24:02Thanks for the merry Christmas, Ernie.

1:24:11 > 1:24:13Hi, Ernie.

1:24:25 > 1:24:28MORE EXPLOSIONS

1:24:31 > 1:24:33Merry Christmas, Bill.

1:24:33 > 1:24:36Merry Christmas, Ernie.

1:24:44 > 1:24:48- Do you want a night cap? - I don't mind.

1:24:55 > 1:24:57What's that? A secret weapon?

1:24:57 > 1:25:01- Grappa.- Grappa?

1:25:01 > 1:25:04Italian moonshine, you get a purple heart with every third drink.

1:25:06 > 1:25:09Me, I'd rather have

1:25:09 > 1:25:12the good old Albuquerque sunshine.

1:25:12 > 1:25:17It must be pretty nice in New Mexico at this time of the year, huh?

1:25:17 > 1:25:19Sure is.

1:25:19 > 1:25:23Always wanted to get out West.

1:25:23 > 1:25:24Oh, some day, maybe.

1:25:24 > 1:25:26Well, if you do...look us up.

1:25:31 > 1:25:34That girl and me will show you how it's done.

1:25:34 > 1:25:35Are you married?

1:25:35 > 1:25:38Well, yes and no.

1:25:38 > 1:25:43I wanted one thing and she wanted another.

1:25:44 > 1:25:47She walked out. Chapter closed.

1:25:49 > 1:25:52CLOSER EXPLOSION

1:26:05 > 1:26:07Names, Jesus.

1:26:07 > 1:26:10I've been pulling old names out

1:26:10 > 1:26:13and putting new names in.

1:26:16 > 1:26:19You're not the only writer in this outfit. I've been writing too.

1:26:19 > 1:26:23Jones, Peters,

1:26:23 > 1:26:28McCarthy, Spidovski,

1:26:30 > 1:26:32Smith...

1:26:34 > 1:26:39"Dear Mrs Smith, your son died bravely today on the.."

1:26:43 > 1:26:48And the new kids would come up, that's what gets you.

1:26:48 > 1:26:50The new ones.

1:26:51 > 1:26:54Some of them have just got a little fuzz on their faces.

1:26:54 > 1:26:59They don't know what it's all about, scared to death.

1:27:00 > 1:27:03I know it ain't my fault they get killed...

1:27:05 > 1:27:08but I feel like a murderer.

1:27:08 > 1:27:11I hate to look at them, the new kids.

1:27:16 > 1:27:18Here, drink up, Ernie.

1:27:19 > 1:27:23Here's to Five Pass, Kilo Beaches, Solerno, Iran.

1:27:26 > 1:27:29I'm tired.

1:27:29 > 1:27:34You better try to get some sleep.

1:27:36 > 1:27:41It reminds of WC Fields' sure cure for insomnia -

1:27:41 > 1:27:44get plenty of sleep.

1:27:48 > 1:27:50Names and addresses.

1:27:50 > 1:27:52And hills to be taken.

1:27:55 > 1:28:01They'd be amazed at the number of hills still to be taken.

1:28:03 > 1:28:06Ernie, why the devil don't you go home?

1:28:06 > 1:28:09I often ask that myself.

1:28:09 > 1:28:16If only we could create something good out of all this energy.

1:28:18 > 1:28:20And all these men.

1:28:23 > 1:28:25They're the best, Ernie.

1:28:27 > 1:28:29The best.

1:28:29 > 1:28:31Yep.

1:28:31 > 1:28:35Well, it's a world the other world never know.

1:28:35 > 1:28:36Even the air force.

1:28:38 > 1:28:41Up there they approach death differently.

1:28:41 > 1:28:47When they die they're clean shaven and well fed. If that's any comfort.

1:28:51 > 1:28:55But the GI, well, he lives so miserably.

1:28:55 > 1:28:59He dies so miserably.

1:29:01 > 1:29:04CAPTAIN WALKER SNORES

1:29:26 > 1:29:28Dondaro?

1:29:47 > 1:29:48A nice time?

1:29:50 > 1:29:55I always like to see one of my men get some relaxation.

1:29:57 > 1:30:00You know, Dondaro, it'd give me a great deal of personal pleasure,

1:30:00 > 1:30:04to break every bone in your body!

1:30:04 > 1:30:07Goofing off down there is one thing, up here is another!

1:30:07 > 1:30:11Now get out of here before I kick the... Wait!

1:30:11 > 1:30:13Report to Sergeant Warnicki.

1:30:13 > 1:30:15Tell him you're going to dig latrines

1:30:15 > 1:30:17for every man in his company from here to Rome.

1:30:19 > 1:30:22Nice, deep ones.

1:30:34 > 1:30:39You're lucky, Dondaro, you're not going to train!

1:30:39 > 1:30:41HE LAUGHS

1:30:41 > 1:30:45When this war is over I'm going to write a book exposing this Army.

1:30:47 > 1:30:49Hey, Dondaro.

1:30:49 > 1:30:53Tell me, confidentially, was it worth it?

1:30:55 > 1:30:56AIRCRAFT SOUND

1:31:04 > 1:31:07Hey, fellas! Look! Look!

1:31:15 > 1:31:17Yee-ha!

1:31:17 > 1:31:19- Here they come. - Ain't that pretty?

1:31:19 > 1:31:20It won't be long now.

1:31:20 > 1:31:22OK, Steve, let's go. Come on, men.

1:31:22 > 1:31:28General Eisenhower had made his decision, bomb the monastery.

1:31:28 > 1:31:31He said, "If we must choose between destroying a famous building

1:31:31 > 1:31:34"and sacrificing our own men's lives,

1:31:34 > 1:31:39"then our own men's lives count infinitely more."

1:31:39 > 1:31:43MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS

1:31:52 > 1:31:55MEN CHEER

1:32:17 > 1:32:21Here was one of the grim ironies of war.

1:32:21 > 1:32:26The very rubble of the monastery became a fortress for the Nazis

1:32:26 > 1:32:29and they stopped us cold.

1:32:29 > 1:32:33We were right back where we started from.

1:32:43 > 1:32:47Warnicki, is he back?

1:33:21 > 1:33:25You'd better take him some coffee.

1:33:26 > 1:33:29Keep an eye on him, too.

1:33:33 > 1:33:37- When are we going to hit them again? - 1800.

1:33:44 > 1:33:46Coffee, Captain?

1:33:46 > 1:33:49- No, thanks.- It's hot.

1:33:49 > 1:33:51No, thanks, Clete.

1:34:33 > 1:34:37Tough time getting back, sir.

1:34:55 > 1:35:00- What kept you?- Shut up!

1:35:28 > 1:35:31'Hello, Steve.

1:35:31 > 1:35:33'Say hello to your daddy, come, Junior.

1:35:33 > 1:35:35'Hello, Daddy. Hello, Daddy.'

1:35:35 > 1:35:40I'll kill 'em.

1:35:37 > 1:35:40'Come on, Junior, come on.'

1:35:40 > 1:35:42I'll kill 'em.

1:35:42 > 1:35:44'Hello, Daddy.'

1:35:44 > 1:35:46Them.

1:35:46 > 1:35:49'Hello, Daddy. Hello, Daddy...'

1:35:49 > 1:35:52If it wasn't for them, I'd be home with Junior.

1:35:52 > 1:35:54'..Goodbye, Steve. I love you...'

1:35:54 > 1:35:58I'd be home with little Junior.

1:35:58 > 1:36:00I'll kill every mother son of 'em.

1:36:00 > 1:36:03I'll get 'em!

1:36:03 > 1:36:06- Let me at 'em! I'll kill every one of 'em.- Warnicki!

1:36:06 > 1:36:09RANTING CONTINUES

1:36:09 > 1:36:11Warnicki!

1:36:11 > 1:36:13I'll kill every one of them!

1:36:44 > 1:36:48"Hello, Daddy. Hello, Daddy."

1:36:48 > 1:36:52WARNICKI MUMBLES

1:36:52 > 1:36:57- Take him to the medics. - "Go on, Junior. Go on."

1:36:57 > 1:37:01CONTINUES TO RAMBLE

1:37:13 > 1:37:15All right, men, let's do something about that.

1:37:48 > 1:37:51'Machines had done their best and it wasn't enough.

1:37:51 > 1:37:56'Now came the time as it comes in every war, for the greatest fighting machine of them all -

1:37:56 > 1:37:59'the infantry soldier had to go in and slug it out.'

1:37:59 > 1:38:02BULLETS RICOCHET

1:39:19 > 1:39:22TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS

1:39:35 > 1:39:40- Where you from, Joe?- Louisiana. - Louisiana?- Good.

1:39:40 > 1:39:43- Cassino looks a lot better from this side!- All the way to Rome!

1:39:43 > 1:39:46I got a telephone number there.

1:39:46 > 1:39:51TRIUMPHANT MUSIC CONTINUES

1:39:55 > 1:40:01HARMONICA PLAYS "Dixie"

1:40:09 > 1:40:11Fella, you know where the 18th Infantry is?

1:40:11 > 1:40:15- This is it.- C Company? - What's left of it.

1:40:21 > 1:40:25- Hi, Ernie.- Howdy, Longshot.

1:40:25 > 1:40:29- Where you been, Ernie. - Oh, spreading it around.

1:40:29 > 1:40:33- Hi, Ernie.- Hi.- Welcome to this side of Cassino, Ernie.

1:40:33 > 1:40:35Finally made it, huh?

1:40:35 > 1:40:38- Guys moving up the road look kinda chipper, don't they?- Sure do.

1:40:38 > 1:40:42- Well!- ALL: Hi, Ernie! Long time no see.

1:40:42 > 1:40:45We kicked the door open and those guys make the grand entrance.

1:40:45 > 1:40:48Let 'em have their fun, they're still young.

1:40:48 > 1:40:50- LAUGHTER - Got an extra chair here?

1:40:50 > 1:40:52ALL SHOUT

1:40:52 > 1:40:54- Oh!- Nice to see you, Ernie.

1:40:54 > 1:40:55Thanks.

1:40:55 > 1:40:57Haven't you eaten that dog yet?

1:40:57 > 1:40:58LAUGHTER

1:40:58 > 1:41:02LAUGHTER CONTINUES THEN TAILS OFF

1:41:34 > 1:41:38Come on, fellas, give me a hand, will ya?

1:42:01 > 1:42:04SUDDEN DRAMATIC MUSIC

1:42:13 > 1:42:16MUSIC BUILDS TO CRESCENDO

1:42:16 > 1:42:19It's Dondaro.

1:42:46 > 1:42:48It's the captain!

1:43:47 > 1:43:49DRAMATIC DRUM BEAT

1:44:23 > 1:44:25I'm sorry, old man.

1:44:31 > 1:44:34DOG WHINES

1:44:56 > 1:44:59I sure am sorry, sir.

1:45:39 > 1:45:42All right, men, let's go.

1:46:59 > 1:47:01'That is our war,

1:47:01 > 1:47:04'and we will carry it with us

1:47:04 > 1:47:08'as we go from one battleground to another until it's all over.

1:47:08 > 1:47:10'We will win.

1:47:10 > 1:47:13'I hope we can rejoice with victory.

1:47:13 > 1:47:15'But humbly.

1:47:15 > 1:47:19'Then altogether we will try, try out of the memory of our anguish,

1:47:19 > 1:47:24'to reassemble our broken world into a pattern so firm and so fair,

1:47:24 > 1:47:28'that another great war can never again be possible.

1:47:28 > 1:47:32'And for those beneath the wooden crosses,

1:47:32 > 1:47:38'there is nothing we can do except perhaps to pause and murmur,

1:47:38 > 1:47:42' "Thanks, pal. Thanks." '