The Two Mr Kissels

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0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHILDREN LAUGHING AND SHOUTING

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Andy!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Yo, buddy! Am I in "Green-witch"?

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Greenwich, Connecticut, yes, sir. What address are you looking for?

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Number 200, Highpoint Street or Road.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Road. That's the Kissels.

0:00:58 > 0:01:03What you do, just continue down here. It winds on a little bit.

0:01:03 > 0:01:09And take your first left, then your first right after that and you'll find it right away.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Thanks.- Have a good day.

0:01:11 > 0:01:17'I've heard it said that God would live in Greenwich, if only he could afford it.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20'One doesn't move here to flaunt one's fortune.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23'One moves here when one doesn't have to.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26'A neighbour's wealth is simply presumed.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28'Never asked, nor offered.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32'Greenwich, Connecticut is where a man comes to reinvent himself.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36'Like strong fences, discretion makes excellent neighbours.'

0:01:51 > 0:01:57'There we are. If the American success story had a name, it would be ours - the Kissels.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00'We had it all -

0:02:00 > 0:02:04'private schools, thoroughbred horses, yachts, matching Porsches.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06'You name it, we owned it.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10'My brother and I have lives most people only read about.'

0:03:06 > 0:03:09'There I am. That's me.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12'Andrew Kissel, one of Greenwich's elite.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17'I reinvented myself all right.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19'I reinvented me dead.

0:03:24 > 0:03:30'Oh, the press will be all over this - a second Kissel brother found dead in the basement.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34'Or the headline in The Post - "Two Millionaires, Two Corpses".

0:03:34 > 0:03:36'So much for the American Dream!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40'Do you want to know how we got here? Don't ask me.'

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Andrew Kissel? Wasn't he the rich dude that got killed?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- No, that was his brother. - Then that makes two dead rich dudes.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Get outta here!

0:03:52 > 0:03:59- One, two... This proves that money doesn't buy everything. You know what I'm saying?- I guess not.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01'Good evening. I'm Nancy Grace.'

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Thank you for being with us tonight.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07What a story out of a posh enclave in Connecticut!

0:04:07 > 0:04:12Andrew Kissel was found stabbed to death 27 times, hands and feet bound,

0:04:12 > 0:04:18his head covered in a T-shirt in the basement of a 14,000-a-month mansion.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Did you kill your husband?- Is it true you're 40 million in debt?

0:04:26 > 0:04:31- We just want to hear your side of the story, Mrs Kissel. - Did you bash his head in?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Do your homework. That's Nancy, the other Mrs Kissel.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41You remember, Nance. He was the one from the Cab.

0:04:41 > 0:04:47- You said he looked like a Chippendale dancer.- Tim, Tom, Tony? Something like that.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- I thought you had a little thing with him.- No, I didn't. Did I?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Who can remember, all the blow we were doing?

0:04:54 > 0:05:00- Make it tighter. I'll lose another five pounds before the wedding. - In three days?- She'll do it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03How could you forget a Chippendale guy in your bed?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07You work a double shift, then party your brains out every weekend.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11It was a good night if I could remember where my bed was.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Adios, party days! - Raise your hands if you thought

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- the last person Nancy would end up with is a rich Jewish banker. - Bitches, you're fired!

0:05:19 > 0:05:24Raise your hand if you'd remember a Chippendale guy in your bed... Yes.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28This colour makes me look awful.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Lizzy, you look incredible.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37You all do. Come here. Come on. I need a posse hug right now!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I am getting married.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45I am going to be freakin' Mrs Rob freakin' Kissel!

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Champagne! We need champagne! - Yes, two bottles.- Give me a hug.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52'What can I say about Rob?'

0:05:52 > 0:05:59How about outstanding at everything he has ever tried from athletics to academics?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01He's a shining star in our family.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04He's a hero to his sister Jane.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Huh?

0:06:05 > 0:06:11And he's a steady port in a storm for his brother Andy's, um...

0:06:11 > 0:06:13adventures.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14LAUGHTER

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'm kidding, Andy. I'm kidding.

0:06:17 > 0:06:23And now Rob's on his way to NYU Business School...

0:06:23 > 0:06:28Where's the first place you're going to do me now that we're married? Cos my nipples are hard.

0:06:28 > 0:06:34Your mother would be so proud of you. To my son Rob and his new wife Nancy. L'chaim!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36ALL: L'chaim!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41SLOW DANCE MUSIC

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Would you like another one?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Oh, yes. I should love one immediately.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Are you foreign?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Pardon me? - Like English or something?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03You don't sound like you're from here.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Hmm. I take that as a compliment.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- OK.- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11This is for you and this is for me.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Who are you?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Who would you like me to be?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Sir, may I have this dance with my new sister-in-law?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Well, just don't break her. We've got plans later.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- That's private.- All right.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36# And take you into the night

0:07:36 > 0:07:40# And show you a love like you've never... #

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- So...- Hmm?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44How does it feel?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- What? - You're officially a Kissel now.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Meaning...?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Meaning...it's a contact sport.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55SHE LAUGHS

0:07:56 > 0:08:01Go ahead, you can admit it. I'm a better dancer than my little brother, huh?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04It'll be our little secret.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09The only secret we're going to have is that whatever game you're up to,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I've already been there, done that.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19All right, ladies, put your heads together.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23That's it. Here we go. Ready? One, two, three.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- That's great. Thank you.- Come here.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I feel like I've a smile glued on my face.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ready? Back!

0:08:33 > 0:08:38- Oh! Lizzy, where's your shot? - I'm going to have to work out in the morning.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Are you serious?- What?- It's my wedding and you're being a drag.

0:08:42 > 0:08:47- No, I'm not.- Yeah, you are. A workout's more important? - No. I just don't like tequila...

0:08:47 > 0:08:54- You've been complaining about your dress since you saw it.- I didn't say anything like that to upset you.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Forget about it. Forget it.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59'She was like a light.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03'You know? She could just illuminate a room.'

0:09:03 > 0:09:06But she could turn it off just as fast.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10She never spoke to me again after the wedding.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Just...snap, like that, she dropped me!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16And I wasn't the only one.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20It was her way or the highway.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26I think underneath it all Nancy was just deeply insecure.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29'Spending Rob's money seemed to be the only thing

0:09:29 > 0:09:31'that made her feel important.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- 'And boy, did she spend Rob's money!' - I want it!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, please, please, I want it, I want it! Oh, yes.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, please, please, please!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I will be very good.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01MOANS WITH PLEASURE

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- You know what?- What?

0:10:08 > 0:10:13I think we should... I think we should open the wall up to the view.

0:10:13 > 0:10:19You know, the door's over here, right? We just take down the wall from here all the way to here.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22We're not seriously talking about this, are we?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26And then we put an eight-burner Viking stove right here.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Do you know how much that'll cost? - I don't care.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- And when I'm done with you...- Mm-hm? - You're not going to care either.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Do you think you can afford a new house?

0:10:56 > 0:11:02- Thanks, bro, but I'm not 15 any more. - Except for when you leave your socks on the floor.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- My allowance just got a little bit bigger.- Year end bonus - it's big.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Why are you dumping your money into real estate when the market's booming?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Whatever Nancy wants, Nancy...seems to get.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Smart man, huh?- Mm-hm.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- I'm glad I'm not in the middle of that.- God, Andy, what?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Are you just jealous you didn't buy one first?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28What is this? It tastes funny.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Pollo con rajas. It was one of our most popular dishes at The Cab.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39So you were a chef as well as a waitress at the Mexican restaurant?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42She was a manager, Dad, but you knew that.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Oh, right, manager.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53So have you called Hayley yet? You really should meet her.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58Come on, Janey, somehow I don't see my future including some ski bunny

0:11:58 > 0:12:02with perennial chapped lips and wind burn. It's not part of my aesthetic.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07She was the World Mogul Champion in '83. She's Ivy League and she's rich.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13How rich?

0:12:13 > 0:12:18- All kinds of shit.- Right, car parts? - Car accessories.- Right. - OK, there's a difference.

0:12:18 > 0:12:24I was in high school, I needed the money and I got it. That's something you should know about me.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I love first date confessionals. Do tell.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32I'm not like the rest of these whining losers which is half the population.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34If I want something, I get it.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37What if something gets in your way?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I don't let things get in my way.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Can I get you anything else?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Just the check. Oh, hey.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48HE WHISPERS

0:12:51 > 0:12:54This feels good. You and me.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Your sister didn't tell me you were, um...so driven.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05A lot of people don't know me. I mean, I'm not exactly an open book.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Am I going to get to read a couple of those pages?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I am seriously considering it.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16And what's the first thing I'll discover about Andrew Kissel?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18You think I'm driven now?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Well, you ain't seen nothing yet.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23GLASS CLINKS

0:13:23 > 0:13:27Drinks on the house, compliments of Mr Andrew Kissel!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30APPLAUSE

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Big shot, huh?

0:13:44 > 0:13:51- Sweetie, could you kindly bring another one for my brother?- No. No, thanks. Just water.- Come on.

0:13:51 > 0:13:57- What are you so uptight about? I'm the one getting married. - I've got to get back to the office.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59You know, Rob?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02I think Dad likes her. Hayley.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06I think he approves of her breeding. You know what I mean?

0:14:07 > 0:14:11What, are you getting married or are you buying a thoroughbred?

0:14:11 > 0:14:15What do you care what Dad thinks anyways? You just slay me, Andy.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Didn't I tell you to call me Andrew from now on?- You were serious?

0:14:19 > 0:14:25Everybody could call you Prince Charles the Great and you'd still just be Andy from New Jersey.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Andrew. Andrew.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Andrew.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36How long does it take two women to buy a dress anyways?

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Oh, God, these are both so kick-ass, I can't decide.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Who do I want to be?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Madonna or Audrey Hepburn?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47They're both form-fitting, anyway.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51I know. Rob says my breasts should be one of the Wonders of the World.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Thanks for sharing, Nancy, but a little TMI.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58What about this? This looks matronly enough for you.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Aren't you on television? Business person or something?

0:15:02 > 0:15:06I am on air quite a bit. I'm a stock analyst.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11- Excuse me...- I knew it. My husband loves you. I can't wait to tell him I met you.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14You know what?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17I'll take both of them. No, actually, I want all three.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21I want them all. Just put them on my husband's account. The banker.

0:15:21 > 0:15:26Did you hear? Rob just got another promotion at Lazard Freres.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Nancy's going to need a whole new wardrobe.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32It's nice. It's sweet.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35CHEERING

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Congratulations!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51She's the most beautiful bride, isn't she?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Stunning.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Do I have lipstick on my teeth?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Hey!

0:15:59 > 0:16:02There you go. There you are.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09She promised to love me for richer, for poorer, right?

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Well, yeah, that "poorer" part, that's a little lie.

0:16:13 > 0:16:18Let me see it. It's been blinding me all day. Let me see how much my brother spent.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- A lot. I know.- Wow!

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- I'm afraid to walk out of the house! - It's beautiful. Oh!

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- What do you expect from me? - Only the best.- Right?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30GASPS OF ADMIRATION

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I wish I'd done that at my wedding.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40It's over, babe.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh, we're just getting started, Mrs Kissel.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Did I kill my husband?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Absurd.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Baseless rumours of tabloid vultures.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Did I want to?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Absolutely, from time to time.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Any wife who doesn't has taken a dangerously high dose of Xanax.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06We were human.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11But there was a time...

0:17:12 > 0:17:16There was a time when we were all full of promise.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22With a market return of over 12% in the last six months,

0:17:22 > 0:17:27the '90s appear to be a decade in which everyone is going to make money. Everyone.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31It's good. That's a nice car. I like it.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34# The best things in life are free... #

0:17:34 > 0:17:39What do you say, Robbie? What do you say, huh? Come on, what do you say?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Yeah.- OK, OK.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- # That's what I want - That's what I want

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- # That's what I wa-a-a-ant - That's what I want

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- # That's what I want - That's what I want

0:17:52 > 0:17:55# Your love gives me such a thrill

0:17:55 > 0:17:58# But your love don't pay my bills

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- # I need money - That's what I want

0:18:02 > 0:18:06- # That's what I want - That's what I want

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- # That's what I wa-a-a-ant - That's what I want

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- # That's what I want - That's what I want... #

0:18:17 > 0:18:22Soccer moms aren't on the sides of the fields talking about their kids.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25They're trading tips about Microsoft and Amazon stocks.

0:18:25 > 0:18:32Go see your doctor and I guarantee he will mention Reynolds Media before he gets to your blood pressure.

0:18:32 > 0:18:38There's a joke going around about how to make money in today's market - wake up in the morning!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41# But what it don't get, I can't use I need money... #

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Ready? How about that, huh?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Isn't it beautiful?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48That's the office.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Another fireplace in there.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Do you want to see the kitchen?

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- # Lots of money - That's what I want

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- # A whole lot of money - That's what I want

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- # Uh-huh - That's what I want... #

0:19:15 > 0:19:19All right, Juan, one of your jobs is to take care of the babies.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Babies?- Uh-huh.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Babies, sir?- Mm-hm. My cars.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Oh, OK.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Which one is yours?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31All of them. These are all my cars.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Very nice.- Yeah, yeah. Mucho nice, right?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Robert...

0:19:40 > 0:19:44What's your number? 20 mil? A billion, what?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47I don't know. I haven't thought about it. You want olives?

0:19:47 > 0:19:53- Everybody thinks of the number. - Everybody thinks about what? - The FU number.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57You have enough money in the bank where you can tell the world to "f-off".

0:19:57 > 0:20:03No boss, no obligations to anyone. You live free for the rest of your life.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Tell me your number cos that's what I'm going to make for you.

0:20:07 > 0:20:12- I have a business proposal, a partnership. I'd like to call it Hanrock.- Hanrock?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15He's naming it after us - H-A-N-R.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20Cos underneath this tough skin, your brother's just a sentimental family guy.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Andrew! You're suffocating the baby with that thing.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- BABY CRIES - I'm putting it out.

0:20:26 > 0:20:32- Stay and listen. I'm proposing a business partnership. - We have dinner reservations.

0:20:32 > 0:20:37Hanrock is going to deliver a return on your investment that is friggin' incongruous.

0:20:37 > 0:20:43- It's what?- Hear me out. I'm naming the company after us. That's how much I believe in it.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47To Hanrock.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hanrock.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Georgie, another bottle of Dom!

0:20:58 > 0:21:03So Hanrock's first acquisition is going to be a group of tenements in Hudson County.

0:21:03 > 0:21:08- I've already set up the whole thing. - You mean slums? Hanrock is going to be a slumlord?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12I think the term is "under the radar" property.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15It's not like we'll be living there, Nancy, for God's sake!

0:21:15 > 0:21:20- He wants to flip them - sell them quickly for a profit. - I know what "flip" means.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25It means we're going to be stupid rich.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Newsflash, Andrew.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Money doesn't buy you happiness. - Oh, yeah?

0:21:30 > 0:21:35Well, it can buy me a boat big enough to sail right up next to it.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40What I mean is there's other things in life. More important things.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Nancy, don't get all "holier than thou" on us.- What might that be?

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Babe, don't start.- Let her finish. Tell me.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50What more to life? I'm interested.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56Family. When are you two going to start one?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59We're already planning our second, aren't we, baby?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I'm just going to go to the loo.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10All right.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25What was that about?

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Your brother's taking you for a ride.- Come on.

0:22:29 > 0:22:34Me "come on"? He wants us to think it's all about family, naming Hanrock after all of us.

0:22:34 > 0:22:40Then what does he do? Hmm? He asks you for 500,000 to get it off the ground.

0:22:40 > 0:22:46- It's a good opportunity. - Half a million dollars! - We can afford it. Let it go.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Hey...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Don't worry.

0:22:52 > 0:22:57Andy just needs to prove himself. I won't let him take advantage of us.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Making money is what I do for a living, remember?

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Could you be more condescending? - Nancy, not this again!

0:23:04 > 0:23:09The three of you practically drooling over getting rich!

0:23:09 > 0:23:14- You've taken a vow of poverty? I missed that.- I have eyes. He's manipulating you.- Please!

0:23:14 > 0:23:18I may be an artist, but I still understand what's going on.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Taking pictures of yourself naked? That kind of artist?- You're a prick!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26OK, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Really.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Driver, stop the car!

0:23:30 > 0:23:33You don't even know who I am!

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Nancy!

0:23:47 > 0:23:50I think that went very well.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52What do you think?

0:23:52 > 0:23:57I think your brother married a bitch. There, I said it.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59"We're planning for our second."

0:23:59 > 0:24:02No, I'm talking about Hanrock.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05I think Rob's going to go for it.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Half a million bucks.

0:24:07 > 0:24:13- Like being a broodmare is some sort of accomplishment. - Come on, it's all going to be OK.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Hey...

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Who's looking out for you, huh?

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Mr Kissel, you know, he's so smooth.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39He's like... He's like the perfect rich man.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42'Everybody wants to be like that.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45'I'm lucky to work for him.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48'I drive him, odd jobs, whatever.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50'I love him like my brother.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55'I'm the last one to see Mr Kissel alive.'

0:24:55 > 0:24:58And everybody thinks I killed him.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06Do we even know that person? Do we know them?

0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Is that a new bag, Nancy?- Yeah. - Oh, it's gorgeous!

0:25:10 > 0:25:13It's too bad you'll never be able to afford one.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Oh, what is that?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18For me? Are they for us?

0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Who do you think they're from, huh? - Maybe Daddy.- Daddy?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Look at all the flowers!

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Oh, flowers!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Honey, what's going on?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Hi!

0:25:36 > 0:25:38This is for you.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Hmm! You've either done something really bad or really good!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Open it.- What is it?- Just open it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's big.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Oh, my God!

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Honey, it's beautiful. I love it.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Keep looking.- Are you going to put it on me?- Yeah.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03OK...

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Hong Kong? Vacation?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12I got a promotion.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- Big?- Huge.- Really?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Come here.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21They're letting you take a trip to Hong Kong first?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23We're moving there.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27What?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Yeah.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37What, do I look like a piece of furniture to you?

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Nancy, this isn't a promotion I can turn down.

0:26:40 > 0:26:45You fill the house with flowers, you give me a necklace, you think it's OK?

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Rob, I've got a life here. I've got friends, my career.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52It may not be important to you, but it's my life.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56- Were you going to ask me? - It doesn't have to be for ever.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Do you have any idea how much money we're going to make there?

0:27:00 > 0:27:05Is that all you ever think about? You're a selfish pig!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Oh, she's so cute.

0:27:24 > 0:27:29- She's got my eyebrows.- Yes.- She is just precious. Congratulations to you both.- Thank you.

0:27:29 > 0:27:35- You should wrap her in your shirt or your petticoat for good luck.- Look, we're at your floor.- Bye. Precious!

0:27:35 > 0:27:41- BABY CRIES My petticoat?- Petticoat? - I don't like the idea either.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Welcome home, Babe Ruth. - You have to stop calling her that.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49- What happened?- I bought the apartment next door.- What about the Belzers?

0:27:49 > 0:27:53The Belzers made a pretty penny from me and so did the Davises upstairs.

0:27:53 > 0:27:58- I bought their apartment too.- No? - Yes. Come here. Look at this. Huh?

0:27:59 > 0:28:02You just wait. It's going to be splendid.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Wait. Can we afford this?

0:28:05 > 0:28:11All right, baby? I'm a little undercapitalised right now, but don't worry, you can trust me.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Can I hold her? There we go.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Look at this new house.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Look at your new place, babe.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Hayley, I'm going to be the best dad in the whole, entire world.

0:28:24 > 0:28:28Everything my father did I'm going to do in reverse.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Hmm?- I was never good enough.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34Even now it doesn't matter how good I'm doing.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Oh, well...- I look in his eyes and I see this reflection of a loser,

0:28:38 > 0:28:42like I have to do more, be better, bigger.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45And it's still never enough.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Ruth...

0:28:50 > 0:28:54I'm never going to make you feel like that, baby.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Hayley...

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Hey, listen.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06Let's have a bunch of kids.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09That's easy for you to say.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12I feel like I just got run over.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16We'll get one of those big tables for the whole family

0:29:16 > 0:29:20and you'll sit at one end and I'll sit at the other.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23We'll look at each other like that scene in Citizen Kane,

0:29:23 > 0:29:27except there'll be a bunch of kids in between us.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29The Kissels.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Hmm...

0:29:35 > 0:29:37I like that.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43# My mama told me to stay away from boys like you... #

0:29:43 > 0:29:49So I told him to put on a 14-speaker, 300-watt surround sound system.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52So what is that, a 20,000 custom job?

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Milk, milk!- Me too, me too, me too!

0:29:55 > 0:29:58- Nance, would you grab the milk? - 25,000.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Do I look like the maid to you?

0:30:00 > 0:30:04On top of the 60,000 for the Mercedes?

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Bro, life is not a dress rehearsal.

0:30:07 > 0:30:08OK.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Well, happy saving!

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Andrew's becoming a legend in our Co-op.

0:30:14 > 0:30:19They've asked him to oversee the renovations in the lobby and to be on the board.

0:30:19 > 0:30:24Did you see Rob's picture in the Journal? Big piece on Goldman Sachs sending him to Hong Kong.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28- Dad, it's nothing. - Your picture's in the Journal?

0:30:28 > 0:30:32- Are you Master of the Universe or did you have a goofy smile?- Goofy.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40You never see how hard he tries.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44So he takes risks. So what?

0:30:44 > 0:30:50That's what makes him good at what he does. Maybe you could just acknowledge that or something.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Phil Donahue just joined the table.

0:30:53 > 0:31:00Anyway, the Journal says that you're on the cusp of a big new business boom, distressed deals?

0:31:00 > 0:31:06- Hong Kong, what?- A rising star, huh? Young Turk? It's everything we've ever dreamed of.

0:31:06 > 0:31:10- Best decision we ever made, eh, honey(?)- That's enough, Nancy.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17She's just, uh...

0:31:19 > 0:31:23- She's been a little tense lately. - A little tense? More like unhinged.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28I'll be right out.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Sorry.

0:31:37 > 0:31:43- Charlie, what's your ultimate FU number?- 30 million and I'd tell the world to kiss my ass.

0:31:43 > 0:31:4640 million and I'll take the wife with me.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Then you should come into Hanrock with me.

0:31:49 > 0:31:54- Speaking of wives...- I'm serious. We could do some business together, you and I.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- We'll talk.- 30 million.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00- I hope I didn't seem pushy. - No, no, no.

0:32:00 > 0:32:06- It's just that...- My fault. I should have had the papers.- The rest of the board need to see the numbers.

0:32:06 > 0:32:12- It's come up a few times. The lobby is looking great. I don't want to second-guess you.- Of course.

0:32:12 > 0:32:16Just cross the T's and dot the I's.

0:32:16 > 0:32:21- Kind of my CPA twitch. - Then you, sir, shall have the papers here in the morning.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Great Armagnac. As always.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31Yes, it's the best. It's absolutely penultimate.

0:32:33 > 0:32:38- So I can expect those files in the morning, right?- Yes, sir.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40- Good night, gentlemen.- Good night.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51BREATHES ANXIOUSLY

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Andrew?

0:32:56 > 0:33:02- Hey!- Hey.- Girls asleep?- Yeah. How did your meeting go?- Good. You know, the same old Co-op biz.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04- You look pale.- I'm fine.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08- I'm going to get a little work done before bed, OK?- OK.

0:33:09 > 0:33:14Somebody from the bank called and left a message. An overdraft or something?

0:33:14 > 0:33:20Oh, yeah, Debbie screwed up a deposit. I'll take care of it in the morning. I'll be up in a bit.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32No, still?

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Yes, God, yes!

0:34:34 > 0:34:36- Like how often?- A lot.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Like a lot a lot!

0:34:39 > 0:34:42I love sex with my husband.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45I love it, love it, love it.

0:34:45 > 0:34:50That should have been a tip-off. Who brags about loving sex with their husband?

0:34:50 > 0:34:56- Who actually has sex with their husband?- At the time, it seemed Nancy had the world on a string.

0:34:56 > 0:35:02Three great kids, maids. Rob had just been hired by Merrill Lynch. He was the star of distressed debt bankers.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05But I think the truth was Nancy was profoundly lonely.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09The more his star rose, the more she lost her bearings.

0:35:09 > 0:35:15No-one will take out a violin and play a sad song for us. A typical day is shopping, lunch, spa treatments.

0:35:15 > 0:35:20- Nancy could shop!- The trade-off is you never see your husband. - We're banker widows.

0:35:20 > 0:35:25When you live in a place where you get used to having all of your desires satisfied like this,

0:35:25 > 0:35:28loneliness can become very dangerous.

0:35:33 > 0:35:38I go now, Mrs Kissel. All the children are sleeping.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Mrs Kissel?

0:35:42 > 0:35:45Good night.

0:36:00 > 0:36:05Andrew, Andrew! Look what you've done. You've transformed this lobby.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09- All your hard work, your connections. - Thank you. I'm glad you're happy.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12I never said it before, but tacky...

0:36:14 > 0:36:16That's what this was before you...

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Andrew?

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Maybe if SARS hadn't broken out in Hong Kong

0:37:12 > 0:37:18or maybe if Robbie hadn't sent Nancy and the kids back to Vermont to keep them from catching the virus

0:37:18 > 0:37:21or maybe if she hadn't met the cable guy...

0:37:21 > 0:37:25You can say a thousand "maybes", but what happened, happened.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Whoo-hoo! This rocks! Whoo-oo!

0:37:42 > 0:37:45- Are you fixing our TV again?- Yeah.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49Go back and play, sweetie. Don't bother the nice man.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04You're a horny little thing, aren't you?

0:38:04 > 0:38:06- I've found your tool.- Oh, yeah?

0:38:07 > 0:38:09What are you going to do with it?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11You'll see!

0:38:14 > 0:38:17NANCY LAUGHS

0:38:17 > 0:38:20This is so out of control.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Rob is going to drop a brick.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27I'll be like, "Yeah, little man? You think you can control me?"

0:38:27 > 0:38:29MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Give me a sip.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Oh, mother...

0:38:45 > 0:38:47SHE LAUGHS

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Want to know what time it is?

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- Do you like it?- Do I like it? Are you kidding me?

0:38:57 > 0:39:00It's worth more than I made last year.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04You've got to stop spoiling me with all this stuff, you know.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07- You've given me a lot more. - Yeah, right(!)- I mean it.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11You're the only one who really knows me.

0:39:11 > 0:39:17To everybody else, I'm just the ex-waitress that was never good enough for Rob.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Maybe they should try working on their feet all day.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25You see me underneath all the money crap.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28Yes, I do.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31My foxy little bad girl!

0:39:32 > 0:39:35- Come on, I'm serious.- Me too.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40I don't want to go back to him, Tony.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42I want to stay like this.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46I want to get back to my photography. I want to be me.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49And walk away from all that money? Come on!

0:39:49 > 0:39:52- Watch... - PHONE RINGS

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Oh, God!

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Can't he leave us alone?

0:40:02 > 0:40:03Hey.

0:40:03 > 0:40:08Whoa, whoa, Robert. We're fine. It's almost 12 o'clock. What...

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Come on.

0:40:15 > 0:40:19You know what the cell phones are like here. We never get any service.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Look, can I call you back?

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Yeah, I was sleeping.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29All right.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11CAMERA SNAPS AWAY

0:41:18 > 0:41:23Hello. It's Mark Collins. Mr Kissel, I've got some bad news for you.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26I'm outside your wife's home right now.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29His name is Tony Pellicoro.

0:41:29 > 0:41:34He lives down the road. In a trailer park.

0:41:41 > 0:41:48- I think you need to stop lying to us.- I do not prevarify. The files are in a storage in Jersey.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50- Prevaricate.- Pardon me?

0:41:50 > 0:41:54Prevaricate. The damn word you want is prevaricate!

0:41:54 > 0:41:57I don't understand this hostility.

0:41:57 > 0:42:04- Sit down.- You've given us over a million dollars in phoney bills! You've created fake companies.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07You've borrowed 2 million in the condo's name!

0:42:07 > 0:42:15- Tell us there's some mistake, Andrew. Give us an explanation. - Forget it! It's all in these files.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18Black and white. He's been conning us.

0:42:18 > 0:42:234 million? You stole it from us? From your own neighbours?

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Andrew...say something.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45I...

0:42:45 > 0:42:48I think I need a Valium.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55He called again this afternoon.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Yeah?

0:42:58 > 0:43:01What did he say?

0:43:03 > 0:43:07He said that he loves me and that he wants to work things out.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Smart man.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17I have to go back to Hong Kong.

0:43:18 > 0:43:22He said he'd pay to bring you over if that's what would make me happy.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27I take it back.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32He's never going to let me go.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34What are you going to do?

0:43:37 > 0:43:41I am going to get exactly what I want.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44And what's that?

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Everything.

0:44:04 > 0:44:08Mommy, isn't that the lady who steals from us?

0:44:13 > 0:44:16WHISTLES CHEERILY

0:44:16 > 0:44:18You happy?

0:44:18 > 0:44:25- Or haven't you humiliated us enough yet?- What goes better with this suit? The blue stripes or the gold?

0:44:25 > 0:44:29- I hear from gossiping neighbours that you're going to jail.- I'm not.

0:44:29 > 0:44:35- It's like we're freaks on Geraldo. - Stop, OK? All I have to do is pay back the 4 million.

0:44:35 > 0:44:40I'm not going to jail. And we'll make more when we sell the apartment.

0:44:40 > 0:44:45- You're treating this like a business plan. Who ARE you?- I'll go with gold.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51Stop it! Stop ignoring me!

0:44:51 > 0:44:56- Andrew, what have you done?! - I've made us money, Hayley.- Money?

0:44:56 > 0:45:00- That's it?- Yes. To make money you have to gamble and take risks.

0:45:00 > 0:45:05- You've turned us into pariahs for money!- Hayley, you have no guts!

0:45:05 > 0:45:10We're your family, Andrew! Tell your children why you have done this to them.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Cos I want them to be proud of me.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15What?!

0:45:15 > 0:45:17The girls.

0:45:17 > 0:45:20I want them to be proud of their father.

0:45:33 > 0:45:34Mommy?

0:45:37 > 0:45:39Is Daddy coming home?

0:45:39 > 0:45:43Of course he is, honey. He's just working late.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47Let's get you back to bed.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54LATIN MUSIC PLAYS

0:46:13 > 0:46:17- Mr Kissel?- Ahh... - Mr Kissel...- Que?

0:46:17 > 0:46:20- I'm going to take you home now.- Hm?

0:46:20 > 0:46:23- I'm taking you home.- Home?

0:46:25 > 0:46:29Juanito, this is my home. This is my home, look.

0:46:29 > 0:46:33These... That whole place is my home.

0:46:33 > 0:46:38These girls, these are my home girls, as you would say.

0:46:38 > 0:46:39OK?

0:46:39 > 0:46:43- Let me get this...- OK.

0:46:43 > 0:46:49- All right, let's get out of here. - Help me. No, help me with... Get that bottle.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53- All right, come on.- Please...

0:46:53 > 0:46:56Chicas, let's go. In the car.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58The party's over.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00All right. Back.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13You look nice. Is that a new dress?

0:47:13 > 0:47:18You want me to meet the President in some old schmatte? Great(!)

0:47:18 > 0:47:20What? I said you look nice.

0:47:20 > 0:47:25Want to see the receipt for this one, too? It cost 3,000, OK?

0:47:25 > 0:47:29- Happy?- No, frankly. - You cheap sonofabitch.

0:47:29 > 0:47:35- How dare you go through my wallet. - Just want to know where my money goes.- Yeah? Kiss my ass.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Classy. Goes with your new tattoo.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Shut up.

0:48:11 > 0:48:15Rohypnol. She's doing Google searches on it.

0:48:15 > 0:48:20- Rohypnol?- You've heard of the date rape drugs? It's one of them.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25- Funny.- I'm not being funny.

0:48:25 > 0:48:28You read about it.

0:48:28 > 0:48:32- What are you implying?- What did you tell me the other night?

0:48:32 > 0:48:34One Scotch and you felt dizzy.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37No, Mark...

0:48:37 > 0:48:43- She's my wife. The most dangerous thing is her credit card bills. - You put spyware on her computer.

0:48:43 > 0:48:50- I'm just collecting the data. - I think you're being paranoid. - That's what you're paying me for.

0:48:51 > 0:48:54Just be careful.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00OK.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19You like? You like?!

0:49:19 > 0:49:21It's great.

0:49:21 > 0:49:26'After the co-op thing, Andrew moved to Greenwich and started over,'

0:49:26 > 0:49:30buying everything that wasn't nailed down and some things that were.

0:49:30 > 0:49:35'Cars, an Italian yacht, buildings, businesses, restaurants.

0:49:38 > 0:49:44'When his daughters wanted riding lessons, he didn't just buy horses, he bought the entire stable.'

0:49:44 > 0:49:51He even got into Broadway productions. You want to know how good Andrew Kissel was?

0:49:51 > 0:49:55The guy embezzles my own co-op to the tune of four mil.

0:49:55 > 0:49:58After I finish suing the bastard, I become his partner in Hanrock.

0:49:58 > 0:50:01Call me nuts, but what can I say?

0:50:01 > 0:50:07'Money is the water in the desert and you and me, we're on our knees in the sand.

0:50:07 > 0:50:14'We're crawling towards it. And Andrew Kissel, well, he was the faucet that made it flow.'

0:50:24 > 0:50:27It's going to be OK again, right?

0:50:29 > 0:50:31Right?

0:50:35 > 0:50:38- 'Money.'- Here comes Daddy.

0:50:38 > 0:50:41'It puts you in a different class.

0:50:41 > 0:50:47'It puts you in a class that lets you believe that you can get away with anything.'

0:50:54 > 0:50:56Daddy's home!

0:50:56 > 0:50:58Daddy!

0:51:01 > 0:51:05Pirates? I'm so scared! Please don't hurt me!

0:51:05 > 0:51:09- What are you supposed to be? - A princess.- The prettiest one.

0:51:09 > 0:51:17- Wait, I thought Halloween was last week.- Mommy says today is Halloween, too!- Ohh, OK.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19- Go play, Mr Pirate.- Hey, baby.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22- Hey.- Welcome home.- Thank you.

0:51:22 > 0:51:25Dinner's going to be ready in a bit.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29- I'm going to go do some work.- OK.

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Did I scare you?

0:52:02 > 0:52:06- What's that for?- Just to tell you dinner's almost ready.

0:52:56 > 0:52:59We made you a milkshake, Daddy.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02A milkshake, huh?

0:53:02 > 0:53:06Mommy said it has secret powers in it.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08But really it's just a cookie.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19Mmm.

0:53:20 > 0:53:24You know how much I love you? Come here.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27Beautiful.

0:53:29 > 0:53:35- You want to invite two friends. - Three?- OK. Are you going to go to the movies?- No, it's Danny's party.

0:53:35 > 0:53:39- Who's Danny?- Mom, I've talked about him for like two months!

0:53:39 > 0:53:41THUD

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Daddy must have dropped something.

0:53:45 > 0:53:47Honey?

0:54:26 > 0:54:28I'm sorry, sweetie.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33TELEPHONE RINGS

0:54:46 > 0:54:50No, you can't wear that costume again, silly.

0:54:50 > 0:54:54- But I want to.- Well, you can't always get what you want, can you?

0:54:54 > 0:55:00Why don't you wear that pretty blue skirt? I like that one. OK? Hurry up or we'll be late. Go.

0:55:00 > 0:55:04Maleah! You don't need to clean in there. It's OK.

0:55:04 > 0:55:10- I need you to go to the store for me to get some rope.- Rote?- Rope. If you wouldn't mind.

0:55:10 > 0:55:13- Thank you. - PHONE STOPS RINGING

0:55:57 > 0:56:02I'd like to have some items put in our storage space, please.

0:56:02 > 0:56:04I'll need at least two men.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07I'll be here. Thank you.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Hello? Yeah?

0:56:35 > 0:56:40You're kidding. He didn't show up? Did you try his cell?

0:56:40 > 0:56:42It's a little heavy, guys. Sorry.

0:56:42 > 0:56:45Go open the door for them, sweetie.

0:56:45 > 0:56:49All right. Just be in touch. Thank you.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51Pee-yew(!)

0:56:51 > 0:56:56Don't be smart, sweetheart. ..Thank you. Bye-bye. Come on.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58Are you hungry?

0:56:58 > 0:57:01Let's get you something to eat, OK?

0:57:11 > 0:57:14Tony? Pick up the phone.

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Can you hear me?

0:57:19 > 0:57:21Tony?

0:57:22 > 0:57:24Are you awake?

0:57:24 > 0:57:27It's me.

0:57:31 > 0:57:34Hey, sleepyhead! So...

0:57:35 > 0:57:37I took care of it.

0:57:38 > 0:57:41No, I'm not kidding.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47What are you wearing right now?

0:57:48 > 0:57:52- You said it would be here... - I know. I'll get you the money.

0:57:52 > 0:57:58..and still I ain't got jack. I'm out 60 grand and some angry men want to cut my balls off.

0:57:58 > 0:58:03- What did I say?- Huh? Same line you used last week and the week before.

0:58:03 > 0:58:10- I've got this new secretary. She probably screwed up the deposit... - You wanna play big-shot developer?

0:58:10 > 0:58:14Buy up all this land, huh? Make you some money?

0:58:14 > 0:58:17You don't know squat. PHONE RINGS

0:58:17 > 0:58:22- May I just...- Rule number one... - I'll have her call the bank.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24- Hello?- Don't screw with me!

0:58:24 > 0:58:27Hello? What?

0:58:27 > 0:58:31Just two hours after finding the body of millionaire banker Robert Kissel,

0:58:31 > 0:58:35his wife Nancy has been charged with bludgeoning him to death.

0:58:35 > 0:58:42Police are releasing few details about the murder, but do say Nancy Kissel has been taken into custody.

0:58:42 > 0:58:49'Welcome back, everybody. I'm Nancy Grace. A man who was pulling down millions of dollars a year

0:58:49 > 0:58:53'as a Merrill Lynch banker in Hong Kong has been murdered,

0:58:53 > 0:58:57'bludgeoned to death and wrapped up in an expensive rug.'

0:59:18 > 0:59:21'It's not like he wanted Rob to die.'

0:59:21 > 0:59:23He loved his brother.

0:59:24 > 0:59:29But for the first time in his life Andrew was out of Rob's shadow.

0:59:30 > 0:59:35'Finally, Andrew got to be the great man he'd always wanted to be.

0:59:36 > 0:59:42'And for a second I thought things were going to get better. I really did.

0:59:59 > 1:00:03'We took in Rob and Nancy's children.'

1:00:55 > 1:01:00There wasn't an inkling, not an inkling of a clue that Nancy could do something like that.

1:01:00 > 1:01:04Drugging your husband? Clubbing him to death?

1:01:04 > 1:01:09- For the cable guy?- This just doesn't happen.- Not to people like us.

1:01:09 > 1:01:15And at the trial Nancy claimed it was self-defence, that Rob was a drug addict and he raped her.

1:01:15 > 1:01:18- No one believed a word of it. - Maybe Nancy did.

1:01:18 > 1:01:24We had dinner with her when she was out on bail. We saw a whole new side of her.

1:01:25 > 1:01:30After all this is over, I'm going to take the mother of all vacations.

1:01:30 > 1:01:35I'm thinking Mexico or St Bart's. God knows I deserve it after all this crap.

1:01:35 > 1:01:40Any place warm with a beach. Some place...

1:01:42 > 1:01:45..away from all these little people.

1:01:45 > 1:01:52- Nancy, you're on trial for murdering Rob.- Oh, please. The Chinese will never convict me.

1:01:52 > 1:01:54A Merrill Lynch banker's wife?

1:01:54 > 1:01:59What kind of message would that send to the rest of the world?

1:01:59 > 1:02:03Without us, this country would fall apart. And I have a little plan.

1:02:03 > 1:02:06A little plan?

1:02:06 > 1:02:10What? You're looking at me like I'm crazy.

1:02:13 > 1:02:16Excuse me? I said Szechuan.

1:02:16 > 1:02:19Hotter. I'd like it hot.

1:02:21 > 1:02:22Mm!

1:02:22 > 1:02:24We should go dancing.

1:02:27 > 1:02:33- Then there was the Asian thing. - Right. The Asian thing. You couldn't recognise her.

1:02:33 > 1:02:35I guess that was part of her plan.

1:02:35 > 1:02:38That was a question, Mrs Kissel.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43I have no recollection of that.

1:02:43 > 1:02:50Do you remember that you spent three nights in the bedroom with your dead husband's body?

1:02:50 > 1:02:53Blood all over the bedclothes, the wall and furniture?

1:02:54 > 1:03:00- I don't recall. - Do you recollect the phone calls to your lover, Tony Pellicoro?

1:03:02 > 1:03:05- No.- 52 times in September of 2003.

1:03:05 > 1:03:08106 times in October of 2003.

1:03:08 > 1:03:1324 minutes on the morning after you bludgeoned your husband to death.

1:03:13 > 1:03:16Six times a day after.

1:03:18 > 1:03:22- I don't remember.- Do you remember your phone call of November 4th?

1:03:22 > 1:03:28To tell your girlfriend you were flying to San Francisco for cosmetic surgery on your breasts

1:03:28 > 1:03:32with the body of your dead husband still lying in the bedroom.

1:03:32 > 1:03:35- No.- Well,

1:03:35 > 1:03:41tell me, Mrs Kissel, do you remember asking your four-year-old son to hold open the door

1:03:41 > 1:03:46so the body of his murdered father could be carried past him?

1:03:46 > 1:03:48No.

1:03:48 > 1:03:50And then what?

1:03:51 > 1:03:55Your plan was just to leave your husband's body

1:03:55 > 1:04:00in the Parkview storage locker number 148669 for eternity?

1:04:03 > 1:04:06And no one would notice?

1:04:08 > 1:04:11'Frankly, I've heard of better plans.'

1:04:11 > 1:04:16The truth is Nancy bought six boxes of peppermint oil to hide the smell.

1:04:16 > 1:04:20And rumour had it she planned on shipping the body to the States.

1:04:20 > 1:04:25Nancy was good at a number of things. Getting away with murder wasn't one.

1:04:25 > 1:04:30This court finds Nancy Kissel guilty of murdering her husband, Robert Peter Kissel,

1:04:30 > 1:04:34on the night of November 2nd in the year 2003.

1:04:34 > 1:04:37As I'm required to do by law,

1:04:37 > 1:04:43I impose a sentence of life imprisonment at the Tai Lam Women's Institute.

1:05:00 > 1:05:03- No, you can't take that... - GUARD SHOUTS

1:05:03 > 1:05:06Don't touch me! Get off! Get away!

1:05:12 > 1:05:16Does somebody speak English? I need someone who speaks English!

1:05:16 > 1:05:21Please, I don't belong here! I want to go home! I miss my husband!

1:05:21 > 1:05:25Please, I want my kids! I want to go home!

1:05:25 > 1:05:27Please!

1:05:42 > 1:05:44Look out! Here I come!

1:05:46 > 1:05:48Here comes the dolphin! I'm coming!

1:05:48 > 1:05:50Here I come!

1:05:51 > 1:05:55Look out! Here I come! Here I come!

1:05:55 > 1:05:57CHILDREN GIGGLE

1:05:58 > 1:06:03And the lion gets the money! And... Oh, this is an alligator.

1:06:03 > 1:06:05Well, the alligator...

1:06:05 > 1:06:09'It appeared that everything Andrew had wanted was coming true,

1:06:09 > 1:06:15'but what Andrew said and what was real were generally not the same things.'

1:06:15 > 1:06:20Both hands go up in the air. When you got a nose job, it doesn't work.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23Both hands up in the air.

1:06:23 > 1:06:28- The plane is ready when you are.- OK. - Do they have hot dogs in Hong Kong?

1:06:30 > 1:06:36Charlie wants a meet. I'm flying him to Vegas to meet some money guys.

1:06:36 > 1:06:40Aunt Hayley, you have to drive me to ballet.

1:06:40 > 1:06:43It's just business.

1:06:43 > 1:06:46Eat your food, sweetie.

1:06:48 > 1:06:51Any women at this meeting?

1:06:53 > 1:06:56Hayley, I don't do that any more.

1:07:02 > 1:07:05We're going to be gone two days.

1:07:13 > 1:07:16- Oh, Kissel!- Not bad, huh?

1:07:16 > 1:07:20- Don't forget the girls' riding lessons.- Stay out of trouble.

1:07:20 > 1:07:26- Viva Las Vegas.- You know how to live.- Hey, what happens in Vegas stays in our pants.

1:07:34 > 1:07:36TELEPHONE RINGS

1:07:49 > 1:07:51Charlie, Charlie...

1:07:51 > 1:07:56- Yeah?- These girls should be in our play, huh?- Yeah!

1:07:56 > 1:08:00- Can you act? - I can't act, but the girls do.

1:08:00 > 1:08:02The girls do?

1:08:02 > 1:08:05'The thing of it was it was all a lie.'

1:08:05 > 1:08:09All of that. Not just the bad deals - that goes without saying.

1:08:09 > 1:08:12But Andrew himself.

1:08:12 > 1:08:16The thing about a conman is he can't tell the difference.

1:08:16 > 1:08:19Even his lies were lies.

1:08:19 > 1:08:21TELEPHONE RINGS

1:08:22 > 1:08:23Whoo!

1:08:31 > 1:08:36- Hello? - 'Who is this? How does it feel to screw someone's husband?'- Whoa!

1:08:36 > 1:08:40'I'm not screwing anybody! I don't even know who your husband is!'

1:08:40 > 1:08:47- Find the biggest sonofabitch in that room and tell him his wife called. - ..Hey, that's my phone.

1:08:57 > 1:08:58Argh!

1:09:02 > 1:09:04CHARLIE: 'Here's how it worked.

1:09:04 > 1:09:09'He stole the notary's stamp of a lady who worked in our office.

1:09:09 > 1:09:15'Then he would pay off a mortgage on one of our properties, using the notary's stamp to verify it.

1:09:15 > 1:09:22'Then he would take out a new mortgage on the same property. And he'd do it again...and again.

1:09:23 > 1:09:25'By the time the Feds figured it out,

1:09:26 > 1:09:31'he'd already defrauded the mortgage companies and spent over 35 million.

1:09:39 > 1:09:44'The thing is, all parties have to end.

1:09:44 > 1:09:48'After that, it was a house of cards.

1:09:54 > 1:09:58'He was facing State and Federal charges for grand larceny,

1:09:58 > 1:10:00'bank fraud and embezzlement.

1:10:23 > 1:10:27'Andrew got out on bail, but it didn't make much difference.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30'He was a prisoner in his own home.'

1:10:47 > 1:10:49In my country, people is very poor.

1:10:50 > 1:10:55You go hungry. You come to America to get rich, to get famous.

1:10:56 > 1:10:59Gold is on the streets, you know?

1:10:59 > 1:11:03'Mr Kissel, I love him like he is my brother.

1:11:03 > 1:11:06'And now I'm the prime suspect.'

1:11:06 > 1:11:09Is it true you failed a lie detector test?

1:11:09 > 1:11:14It was reported you were the last one to see him. Is it true?

1:11:29 > 1:11:3110 million, huh?

1:11:33 > 1:11:3510 million?

1:11:37 > 1:11:39Andy?

1:11:39 > 1:11:43- You're suing me for 10 million?! - Andy...

1:11:43 > 1:11:45What did you expect?

1:11:46 > 1:11:49I made you my partner.

1:11:49 > 1:11:55- I am just trying to hang on to what's mine.- I made you part of my family.- Go home.

1:11:55 > 1:11:59- What are you doing? Don't do this. - My family.

1:11:59 > 1:12:04H-A-N-R-O...

1:12:04 > 1:12:06Let go!

1:12:07 > 1:12:11You've... You've lied to everybody who's ever gotten close to you.

1:12:11 > 1:12:16- You lied to me, the banks. - I gave you balls!- Come on, Andy.

1:12:17 > 1:12:22- I made you a winner.- You call this winning? Dragging us all down?

1:12:22 > 1:12:28Everyone who's ever trusted you. How far down do we have to go? Have we got to taste your puke?

1:12:28 > 1:12:33- I made you.- It's over.- I made you. - It's over.- I made you.- Go home!

1:12:33 > 1:12:37- I made you!- It's over! - I made you!- Go home!

1:12:40 > 1:12:42I don't have a home!

1:12:48 > 1:12:51Mrs Kissel. OK for phone now.

1:12:57 > 1:13:00Some sun. You need it.

1:13:02 > 1:13:04Nancy?

1:13:05 > 1:13:08Nancy, are you there?

1:13:09 > 1:13:10Nancy,

1:13:10 > 1:13:14listen, your kids are OK, they're good. OK?

1:13:14 > 1:13:18But the courts... the courts don't think that, um...

1:13:21 > 1:13:24I'm not allowed to keep them.

1:13:25 > 1:13:28So...so Jane is going to take them.

1:13:30 > 1:13:31Nancy?

1:13:38 > 1:13:40My babies?

1:13:41 > 1:13:43Do they ask about me?

1:13:46 > 1:13:49Do they think I'm a horrible mother?

1:13:53 > 1:13:55'Nothing made sense any more.'

1:13:58 > 1:14:03Everything in our universe was suddenly...upside down.

1:15:08 > 1:15:10I'm leaving, Andrew.

1:15:12 > 1:15:14I have the girls.

1:15:16 > 1:15:20The movers will be back in the morning.

1:15:33 > 1:15:35'I didn't kill my husband.

1:15:35 > 1:15:38'He was already dead when I left him.

1:15:40 > 1:15:42'He died when Rob died.

1:15:43 > 1:15:47'Or maybe...maybe he died many years before that.'

1:15:47 > 1:15:50- Is Daddy coming?- Later, sweetie.

1:15:50 > 1:15:56'Whenever it was, he died hungry for something that never existed.'

1:16:28 > 1:16:29Why?

1:16:33 > 1:16:35WHY?!

1:16:37 > 1:16:39- WHY?!- Si...

1:16:39 > 1:16:42I'm here, Andy.

1:16:44 > 1:16:45Why...

1:16:48 > 1:16:50Where are they?

1:16:56 > 1:17:01'I am the last one to see Mr Kissel alive,

1:17:01 > 1:17:05'but as I leave, I lock the doors and I go.'

1:17:24 > 1:17:29CHARLIE: 'You want to know who killed Andrew Kissel? Throw a dart.

1:17:29 > 1:17:33'It could have been half a dozen guys -

1:17:33 > 1:17:37'a pimp, drug dealer, one of his business partners.

1:17:37 > 1:17:40'He screwed us all with his cons.'

1:17:40 > 1:17:43Some people - I'm not naming names -

1:17:43 > 1:17:46aren't the sort of guys you want to screw.

1:17:46 > 1:17:51People say it was no accident that he was stabbed in the back. Retribution.

1:17:51 > 1:17:54But here's my favourite theory.

1:17:55 > 1:17:59'Andrew Kissel killed himself.

1:18:11 > 1:18:17'Police said there was no forced entry. So whoever did it was someone Andrew wanted inside the house.

1:18:26 > 1:18:29'Say he pulled one last con.

1:18:29 > 1:18:33'You see, insurance companies wouldn't pay for suicide,

1:18:33 > 1:18:38'but if he got killed some other way, then his family would get taken care of.

1:18:38 > 1:18:43'And that's all he really cared about. In his own way.

1:18:43 > 1:18:47'It was the most selfless thing he ever did in his life.'

1:20:08 > 1:20:13Like I said, we had it all. Everything money could buy.

1:20:15 > 1:20:19We lived lives people like you only read about.

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