0:00:02 > 0:00:08This film contains strong language
0:00:13 > 0:00:14CAR DOORS SLAM SHUT
0:00:25 > 0:00:26CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:00:29 > 0:00:30CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:01:24 > 0:01:25PEOPLE SPEAKING LOUDLY
0:01:44 > 0:01:47PEOPLE LAUGH AND CHATTER
0:01:49 > 0:01:50< Guys, guys. Guys.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Guys.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- WOMAN:- It's all right. It's Anna. It's Anna. Yeah.
0:01:56 > 0:02:03- Anna. Hi. How was your journey? - Hi, Badge.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- It was fine, thanks.- I thought you were coming with Alex.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09At the last minute he got some work, so...
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- Hi, Jack.- Hi, Anna.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Mum retired.- Yeah, Mum's tired so Sis'll show you your room.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- She's really tired. - Sure, don't worry. I'm tired, too.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Can I take your bag for you? Are you all right with that?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25It's OK. I'm OK with it, thanks.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29MEN CHATTER, WHOOP AND LAUGH
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- MAN OUTSIDE:- Have some of this!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54TALKING LOUDLY AND LAUGHING
0:03:05 > 0:03:06DOOR CLICKS SHUT
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- MAID:- Buongiorno! - Buongiorno.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51MAID SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Uh, no, um... SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:04:07 > 0:04:09How have you been?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Oh, darling. So lovely to see you.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- You're all wet.- Sorry, I went for a run up the hill. I'm sorry.
0:04:16 > 0:04:22- You're settling. - I know, I know.- Good.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Oh, how was your flight? - Oh, it was fine, thanks.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Sorry I didn't see you last night. - Don't worry about that.- So tired.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31MEN SPEAK OUTSIDE
0:04:36 > 0:04:44- All at their best weight. Oh, hello. - Hi.- Hello.- Have you met yet? - We almost met this morning. George.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Oh, hello.- Hello, darling, you all right?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ooh. Where's Alex?
0:04:49 > 0:04:55I'm really sorry. At the last moment he had work and couldn't make it.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Oh.- I would have called but it all happened really quickly.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00He's disappointed he couldn't come.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- I'm sorry. I would've loved to have seen him. - It's just me. I'm sorry.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- In that case... - HE SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Darling. Aww.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Anna, this is Archie. - Hello, Archie.- This is Anna.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Old friend of mine from London. You know, Archie... Look at him.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21He's grown another ten inches since the last time you saw him.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oakley, this is Anna.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34My cousin George's son.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36PHONE RINGS IN BAG
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Alex.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Hello, Alex.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Are you OK?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'm sorry about some of the things I said.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09All I said was I wanted to be alone for a bit.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15It isn't as simple as that.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm going to go. OK.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Bye.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Piglet? GROUP:- No!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Well, that's a relief. Um...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Kanga. Tigger. GROUP:- No!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I'd like to be Tigger. - Oh, darling, I'm Tigger.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I want to be Tigger. Umm...oh, Ee...
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Eeyore.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59- Yes! - Well done. Very good.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Very impressive.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Excellent!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05May I? So weird, you think you're being sort of restrictive.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- I know! I mean...- Yeah.- Excellent. You got that very quickly.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Another one?- Do I get a prize?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Your prize is to pour yourself a glass of wine.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Do you want another glass? - Um...- What are you drinking?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I don't know, I think I might go to bed, actually.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- The night is... - We'll do another round.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Is she enjoying herself?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yeah. It's good for him to have a bit of time.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Come on.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Good night, sweetie. Night, night.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Good night, love. See you tomorrow.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59DOORS SLAM
0:08:06 > 0:08:09VOICES CHATTER
0:08:25 > 0:08:26LOUD THUMPING
0:08:36 > 0:08:37CHATTERING
0:08:40 > 0:08:42FURNITURE DRAGGED ACROSS FLOOR
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Don't be long.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58WOMAN SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:08:58 > 0:08:59ANNA SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:09:03 > 0:09:04WOMAN SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:09:09 > 0:09:10ANNA SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:09:15 > 0:09:16- Chuck it in!- What about Sambuca?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20We got it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. And they're off.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Ooooh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oy! You can't get away like that!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Oooo-whee!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41We had a few beers and we had the bottles
0:09:41 > 0:09:44and we went across the palazzo, went up to the big doors.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49We're, like, knocking on them, like, "Is anyone in there? Is anyone in?"
0:09:49 > 0:09:50And, we didn't hear anything,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- so we pissed up against the door. - That was fucking stupid.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54No!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56And then some twat must have spoken to someone
0:09:56 > 0:10:01because we were, like, chased by the Italian police up this alley.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03This is when they lost the two of us.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Me and Archie were still stuck in the camper.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06You guys ran off.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08That's such bollocks.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- You were fucking useless.- Guys...
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- And the carabinieri were chasing us up this alley.- Jack.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- They were...had up against...- Jack.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Anna, just don't tell the olds, yeah?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Don't worry, of course I won't tell. - Cool.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47I'm not really very sure of myself and I don't like big spaces.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53In fact, I have my own home. What I like doing is crawling into holes away from...
0:10:53 > 0:10:57That's Archie, isn't it? I thought you were... Do the animal now.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00OK, that's really funny.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Are you a beetle, darling? Are you a beetle >
0:11:02 > 0:11:05No. I am a mouse.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Oh, he's a little mouse. >
0:11:07 > 0:11:09< Last two?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10- Me?- Anna, do you want a cigarette?
0:11:10 > 0:11:11< Oh, no. She doesn't smoke.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15In fact, I've got a very good story about Anna and smoking.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Can I tell it, Anna? - < Really?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Yes. School. Don't you remember? - Well, I will.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23< Oh, it was wonderful. No-one ever asked Anna to come
0:11:23 > 0:11:28because, well, people didn't ask you to join in for those sort of things, did they?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31And I remember thinking, "Oh, let's ask Anna"
0:11:31 > 0:11:33and I said, "Oh, Anna, come with us."
0:11:33 > 0:11:36"We're all going down behind the bike sheds." And down she came
0:11:36 > 0:11:41and all the cigarettes came out and she started coughing so loudly
0:11:41 > 0:11:45that the teachers heard us and came and found us
0:11:45 > 0:11:49because she was absolutely coughing her lungs out.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53So I think from that moment on, Anna has never smoked.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Don't you remember?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- < GEORGE:- How many do you smoke a day?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh, um...
0:12:04 > 0:12:0920 or 30? I'd say it was none of your business, Dad.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- Oh! - It's not.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11That's a bit much, isn't it?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Depends how many we can get in...in Monteroni.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Depends how many are Italian, actually.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19It's random, based on our Italian.
0:12:19 > 0:12:25Em...er...whoever has the lowest card has to dress up in drag.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Yeah, come on, Badge.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29What about girls?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Yeah, that'd be lame, you'd just be in like a shirt and stuff.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Do you think the boys are a little reluctant here?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Yeah. - Maybe just a little bit scared?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Yeah, yeah.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Fine, I'll dress up in drag, it's fine.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- 3, 2, 1, go. Ten.- Queen.- Queen.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45They're all quite high.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Jack, eight...
0:12:50 > 0:12:52No, I am not, I am not dressing up.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Go and get yourself dressed.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55No way, no way, I'm not going in drag...
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Shhh!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58I'm not going in drag!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Shhh!
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Come on!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Shhh!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59VOICES COMING CLOSER
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Here he comes!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Oh, my God!
0:14:05 > 0:14:06HE LAUGHS
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Archie!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You look absolutely amazing!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14This is ridiculous.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- I've got a hard-on! - Shut up, shut up.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18I need a cigarette.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Have one, here you go.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Ciao, buongiorno.- Ciao.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Hi, Archie.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Morning.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18How are you?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Not too bad, thank you.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Good.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Ciao.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Hello, hi, Badge.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Morning.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Fragile this morning, aren't we?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Hi, Jack.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Morning, everybody.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I had a really weird, weird dream.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Maybe something to do with the antics.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Oh, the antics were good as well, but...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- He makes all these dreams up, you know, don't you?- No, no, no...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- They're bollocks.- My dream was not a cross-dressing dream...
0:16:05 > 0:16:09He's always done this, comes down, "I dreamt this, I dreamt that."
0:16:09 > 0:16:10OK, this time it's real.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15I became world champion at tiddlywinks,
0:16:15 > 0:16:19and in the European Championships I also won the next year.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I played this Japanese guy in the final,
0:16:21 > 0:16:26and it was like a David-and-Goliath struggle...
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Buongiorno, Elisabetta.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Every time I did a move, everyone was like, "Wow, he's amazing."
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Bollocks, I don't believe this was in your dream.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39It was in this huge arena with hundreds of thousands of people watching.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Um, anyone know...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Yeah, he's a friend of mine, he's coming up.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Oh, yeah, yeah, that's...yeah.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48You haven't met Anna, have you, Elisabetta?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Hello, hi.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52An old schoolfriend of Verena's.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Elisabetta's a counsellor, and our neighbour.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Verena's still sleeping off the effects of last night.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Did we disturb you?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Not at all.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Bye.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05See you later.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03MUSIC: "Set You Free" by N-Trance
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Yeaaaaah!
0:18:46 > 0:18:51Badge, come on, we're going.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06ENGINE REVVING WILDLY
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- No, no, no, listen to me... - No, no, no, I'll find my own way.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Listen to me, no, listen to me... - We'll follow you or...
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- It's about six miles... - It's going to be fine, thanks, Dad.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Anna, come with us.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37No, no, I think you should come with us, it doesn't make sense...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39If you get lost, on your own head be it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Come with us, it will be much cooler in our car.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- There's no air-con in there. - Sorry, Arch.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47See you there.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yes, come with us.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Come on, jump in.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Very good hat, Anna. Like it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17THEY TALK INAUDIBLY
0:20:31 > 0:20:36It's like the bottom of the river. It's like the bottom of the river.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Badge is being a spoilsport, Badge is being a spoilsport.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46LAUGHTER
0:20:48 > 0:20:49No, Charlie!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52SHOUTING AND LAUGHTER
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Coming!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Ha, ha, ha!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Get 'em! Get Charlie off me!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16No, Charlie, don't!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18LAUGHTER
0:21:20 > 0:21:22OK!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Still the same...
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Ah, none on me!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Ha, ha, ha!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND
0:22:09 > 0:22:10BANGING
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Have you brown sugar? - Brown sugar, that's what we need.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18All right, OK, OK, OK. Where's John?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Search for the camera. - Try the back.- There we go!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Found some.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29This is a nightmare!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Ooh!- Arch.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Keep your hair out.- Watch out, she'll jump you.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Full of infinite subtlety. - He's got them.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Very good.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Very good. Father, son, getting it right.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54LAUGHTER
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Very good.- Fancy a whisky, George? - Yes.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yes, I'll have one of those, Arch. Thank you.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09The big boys off the whisky. Arr!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Come on. Let's keep it going.
0:23:17 > 0:23:23- Verena?- Mmm? - Are you happy to play without your fellow olds?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26No, I think I might go and join them for a little...
0:23:26 > 0:23:33- a little nightcap. - Probably for the best, very good. - I'll see you later.- Good night.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Come on, let's think of something good.- Psychiatrist's chair again?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- No, no, no, let's whack some tunes on.- OK, well whack them on loud.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- OK, yes. Of course. - Screw your health.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Let's pump it.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Where it is it? - It's in my room.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54LOUD MUSIC
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Woo!- Yes!
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Whoa!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21SCREAMING
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Oh, my God!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Anna!- That is my meaning!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Badge wants to see me naked, everybody.- No!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Out of the pool.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- He does this every night. - It's different though, isn't it?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Anna... - SHE LAUGHS
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Oh, my God.- I'm really sorry about that.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Now I've lost all respect for you.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Passes orange and now this.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Go on! Go on!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20He decided to do it. It's a small but important difference.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26- Feel better?- Yeah.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- And then there was one! Ha, ha, ha!- Exactly.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yeah.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Got to be in it to win it.- Yes. - You've got to shoot to score.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Damn right.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Oh, that's good, that...
0:25:55 > 0:25:58This feels like another stake-out, doesn't it?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Ha, ha, ha!- Last stand. Exactly.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27I'm getting cold.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Yeah.- It was so impromptu.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Look at this. LAUGHTER
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Careful you don't tread on any toads on your way in.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58What, you're still looking?!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- I'll just be a minute. - See you.- Bye.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15You guys are such perverts.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45SHOWER STARTS
0:27:57 > 0:27:59There you go.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04- Cigarette?- No.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Sure?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09OK.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14- There you go.- Bad influence, Son.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24- Cheers.- What's with the bonding? - Cheers.
0:28:24 > 0:28:29- Good times had by all. - What is Dad doing? - Charlie was funny.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31It was embarrassing.
0:28:31 > 0:28:37Did anyone ever play the ash game, or is that just me?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39No, Archie. I think that's just you, actually.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43Actually, I have played the game,
0:28:43 > 0:28:46to come to Archie's defence, for once.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48- Yes?- And it's rubbish... - LAUGHTER
0:28:50 > 0:28:54- ..an Archie classic. - Look, it depends who you're playing it with.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00You liked psychiatrist chat, come on. You liked it.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02They're not some weird species.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Well, you know, Alex, you can be so chippy.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Well...
0:29:24 > 0:29:25Look...
0:29:28 > 0:29:29Being here is good for me.
0:29:32 > 0:29:36- If you asked me last time you said if I had a cigarette... - You smoked mine!
0:29:36 > 0:29:38ARGUING CONTINUES
0:29:38 > 0:29:42Thanks a lot. So you can't have fun with me and Charlie and George?
0:29:43 > 0:29:45You're only our oldest friend.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Well, MY oldest friend, anyway.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56- Don't be silly.- All the bother I went to to get your ticket sorted, you know...
0:29:59 > 0:30:00I'm not being silly.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18It's just that things have been a bit difficult at home.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20You know, it's just nice just to...
0:30:22 > 0:30:26What's the matter with... You know, there's always something wrong.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32I asked you what was going on with Alex, you haven't told me anything.
0:30:36 > 0:30:41You don't sit up and talk to me, you don't want to come in the car with me. I...
0:32:06 > 0:32:10That is so mad!
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Ohhh!
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- With the mid black, maybe with a colour.- Uh-huh.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13- What size?- Um, I only know my English size.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- In English?- 36B.- Yes.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28And I have panty or string. What do you prefer?
0:33:28 > 0:33:32Um, I think panty.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Medium. Huh?- Yeah.
0:33:41 > 0:33:48- That looks great. Can I try them on? - I have...
0:33:48 > 0:33:53I don't remember in English.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56- Um, oh, very nice! - Will you wear this?
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Mmm, I think I'll stick with these, thank you.
0:34:03 > 0:34:04CHURCH BELLS TOLL
0:36:03 > 0:36:08THEY LAUGH, WHOOP AND CHEER
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- Did the pizza, I did the drinks... - You got ONE pizza?
0:36:12 > 0:36:17- The queue, the queue was... - Don't give it to them, give it to us. Oi, Dad!
0:36:17 > 0:36:22I know that I want another beer. I know "tanga" is "thong" in Italian.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26- A girl to take your breath away and...- Yeah, but that's the point.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30- And then five minutes!- Like, so... - So you let them walk on. What's the difference?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33And, um, Italian bella walks past, she's amazing.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Ten minutes later another one walks past.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37And you're asking me to make a promise to one of them.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41No, but you haven't gone off with either of them, have you?
0:36:41 > 0:36:45I just think men and women are always bound to be unfaithful.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48- I really think that. - You're probably right.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52- That doesn't mean to say... - So why get married?
0:36:52 > 0:36:57It's more, it's about more than mere sexual fidelity.
0:36:57 > 0:37:02It's about making a bond with somebody and...
0:37:03 > 0:37:07Your mum and dad, maybe they're not getting on that well now,
0:37:07 > 0:37:10but perhaps in 20 years' time, if they're still together,
0:37:10 > 0:37:15then they might, there's still something going between them, they still have friendship.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17It might suddenly come good.
0:37:17 > 0:37:21And that's what you're working on with your husband, is it?
0:37:23 > 0:37:2820 years' time, dressing gown and slippers. Anna and Alex.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32I find it difficult. I can't see that far ahead.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Charlie and Brina seem happy, though, I think.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42They've only been together six years, haven't they?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Six years is a fucking long time.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Anyway, it's not about who's sleeping together.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- It's about living together. - That has to be part of it.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54When you meet someone, that's the first thing you think.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57- If the sex isn't there, you're dead in the water.- True...
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Doesn't matter if you like them, if you...if they make you feel good
0:38:01 > 0:38:05or you like their personality or if they make you laugh.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09If the sex isn't good, it's, it's for shit. What are you in it for?
0:38:09 > 0:38:15- It dies. Surely.- Yeah, no, I agree with you. I agree with you.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19So... So, was it ever good?
0:38:21 > 0:38:24- Come on, it's obviously bad. - You're asking me these questions!
0:38:24 > 0:38:27I'm just interested. It's obviously bad.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Whatever it... Oh!
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Whatever sex is like at the beginning,
0:38:31 > 0:38:35after 12 years, it's going to change, I think.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Well, the people I've talked to anyway. I'm not...- Yeah.
0:38:42 > 0:38:47I mean, long-term relationships are not easy. They're a challenge.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50What about kids?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Well, we don't have them.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05Any reason? What, does he not want them or something?
0:39:06 > 0:39:07Is he one of those...
0:39:07 > 0:39:10One of those people who's just not interested in...
0:39:12 > 0:39:14No.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17How's that make you feel? Did you want them?
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Sorry.
0:39:30 > 0:39:31Um...
0:39:33 > 0:39:37Have a sip of beer. Sorry, shouldn't have asked.
0:39:37 > 0:39:38No, that's OK.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Between the two of you.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Hmph. What, and our sex life isn't?
0:39:46 > 0:39:48I don't know, I'm just curious.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53< Seriously, I just lost it.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Were these people who survived, people who died?
0:40:00 > 0:40:02I have no idea.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06People obviously have an enormous belief in something beyond here,
0:40:06 > 0:40:08something completely irrational.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12- Do you have any? Do you have any irrational beliefs?- Hmm, a few.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Do you? That surprises me.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17I thought you were going to answer a firm negative to that one.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20No. One or two. I found a very good restaurant.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24- I'll take you there one evening, yeah? Deal? Good.- Yes, thank you.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Hmm. So what else did you get up to?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31I just wandered around, really.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33- It's a great city, though.- It is.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Thomas, hello. Would you like one?
0:40:38 > 0:40:41I'd love one, yeah. One of the old lethals.
0:40:41 > 0:40:47- I can't believe you're drinking this.- Do you know what?
0:40:47 > 0:40:50I actually quite like it.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53You know, to start off, I was just being kind to George.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55- When you finish this...- Yeah.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Just finish it quickly.- OK. - (Go and drink this!
0:40:59 > 0:41:04(It's his bottle, specially from wherever it was. Seriously nice!)
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Come on. We'll crack it open. - Listen.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12I found this in the car park behind the Campo today.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16And I thought you could have it because it matches your shirt.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18It's a St Christopher.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22And I thought, as you'll go far, he's the patron saint of travellers, I'm not quite sure.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24I don't think he actually exists any more.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Ah, St Christopher. Aww!
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- It's really nice.- Badge.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Yes, I'd love one. Thank you.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Here you are, Badgerooni.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Charlie, for you?
0:41:37 > 0:41:40I won't, actually, no. I've got a bit of a dicky stomach.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Right. Anyone else?
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Health.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47- Are we going to Frankfurt?- Cheers.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50You like Negroni?
0:41:50 > 0:41:53- Mmm.- You see, I do.- A bit sour.- Mmm.
0:41:53 > 0:41:59- I like the bits of orange.- What's the sour taste?- Oh, I've got two.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01It's an old man's drink.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- No it's not!- It is, it's a grandpa drink. Like Campari!
0:42:05 > 0:42:09Yeah, but all those beautiful young people in Roma
0:42:09 > 0:42:11will be drinking it on the terraces, won't they?
0:42:11 > 0:42:17No! They'll drink vodka tonic, or...I don't know, beer.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Actually, that's what they drink. Italians drink beer.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Most people are kind of Italian sophisticated,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25they're not actually old, thank God.
0:42:25 > 0:42:30- What did you get up to, Badge? - This evening?- No, today.- Today?
0:42:30 > 0:42:35- Oh, Shopping. Got some really lovely shoes.- Jack's waiting for me.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39- Um, Dad, you know, up there, by the castle, where the hill is?- Yup.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45- You know Giovanna lives there as well?- Mm-hm.- Interesting.
0:42:45 > 0:42:46Thanks for the Negroni.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Pleasure.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Oh, damn, I've left my mobile phone in my room, hang on.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00I'll take that.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- Can I have another one of these? - Yeah, help yourself.- Thanks.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08- Hey, steady!- Yeah. - They are quite strong.- Mm-hm.
0:43:08 > 0:43:12What's in it? Vodka, Campari?
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Vodka, Campari, Vermouth, little bit of soda.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20ENGINE GRINDS AND WHIRRS
0:43:52 > 0:43:55If anyone... It's just...
0:43:57 > 0:44:00- It's all right.- Yeah, it could have been any of us.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02It could have been any of us, actually.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06TRUCK ENGINE GRINDS AND WHIRRS
0:44:34 > 0:44:39BIRDSONG
0:44:46 > 0:44:49We were driving round, and we parked up by the castle,
0:44:49 > 0:44:52and there was an oil leak.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56- On the drive.- We didn't know what it was.- We thought we'd better...
0:44:56 > 0:44:59It's such a great car, we didn't know what to do, so we thought,
0:44:59 > 0:45:04we're on our way to town anyway, so, we to get straight to the mechanic.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07- So it's there for a couple of days. - Just for a bit...
0:45:07 > 0:45:11You either go by bus, or someone can take you in.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14It would be amazing if someone could take us.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Is there anyone else you know who's going in who could take us?
0:45:17 > 0:45:18How often does the bus go?
0:45:18 > 0:45:21The bus is every hour, but then you have a problem coming back.
0:45:21 > 0:45:27- Because, at half past seven, they stop the buses... - Ciao, Elisabetta!- Hi.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29- Hi. Very young.- Hi.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32I'm going to pick your brains? The Palio. 7 o'clock start?
0:45:32 > 0:45:35WOMAN SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:45:35 > 0:45:39MEN REPEAT
0:45:39 > 0:45:41THEY CONTINUE
0:46:02 > 0:46:06THEY HOLLER AND WHOOP
0:46:08 > 0:46:11MUSIC BLARES
0:46:31 > 0:46:35DRUMMERS PLAY MARCHING BEAT
0:46:45 > 0:46:49I'm going for a drink. I'm walking and talking.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52Come on, onwards!
0:46:52 > 0:46:54We've got to keep going, we've got to keep going.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Andiamo!
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Wa-ay!
0:47:08 > 0:47:12WOMAN YELLS DRUNKENLY
0:47:12 > 0:47:17DRUNKEN HUBBUB
0:47:19 > 0:47:20Way up your head!
0:47:21 > 0:47:25- Wa-a-ay!- Wa-ay!- Wa-ay!
0:47:25 > 0:47:28THEY ALL CHEER
0:47:28 > 0:47:30THEY WHOOP
0:47:32 > 0:47:35We're called the cone controller.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Wa-a-ay! Wa-ay!
0:47:37 > 0:47:42Hey, Charlie? Hooray!
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Whoo-hoo!
0:47:55 > 0:47:58- Put him in the boot! - I'm not going in the boot, OK?
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Get in the back!
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Right Charlie, we're ready to go!
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Argh!
0:48:19 > 0:48:22Now, I'm going to show you my party trick.
0:48:24 > 0:48:28- OK.- OK?- OK, I'm ready.- Hey!
0:48:29 > 0:48:32There you go, that's my pre-Palio warm-up act.
0:48:32 > 0:48:38- They're going to employ me next year...- Did they teach you that at Eton, or what?- Oooh, harsh!
0:48:38 > 0:48:39Right.
0:48:40 > 0:48:41Oakley?
0:48:45 > 0:48:46You can come in if you want.
0:48:50 > 0:48:51I'd better not.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56G'night.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06DOOR SHUTS
0:49:26 > 0:49:27DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE
0:49:29 > 0:49:31DISTANT VOICES AND LAUGHTER
0:49:42 > 0:49:44What d'you mean, Alex, "who I'm involved with?"
0:49:44 > 0:49:46I'm not involved with anybody.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Yeah, I just wanted...
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Yeah, I just wanted a holiday.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55We've been over this.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58MUFFLED VOICE ON THE PHONE
0:50:11 > 0:50:15Alex, you know, I was just phoning to have a nice talk with you, and...
0:50:23 > 0:50:27- Oh, my God, I just saw a shooting star.- Where?- Where? Just up there.
0:50:27 > 0:50:31Bollocks, I was looking there, I didn't see a shooting star!
0:50:31 > 0:50:36- Well, you're not looking hard enough, clearly. I definitely saw one.- I want to see a shooting star.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39- Did you wish for something? - Of course.- Of course.
0:50:39 > 0:50:42But you know, in Italy, we have this...some saying,
0:50:42 > 0:50:46when you see a shooting star, you say, "stella, bella stella, desidero che."
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Ah! What's that, what's it?
0:50:48 > 0:50:52Which means, "Star, beautiful star, I wish for..."
0:50:52 > 0:50:54- Whatever you wish for.- Yeah.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57- It's Stella...- Stella. - ..Bella stella...- Bella stella.
0:50:57 > 0:50:58- ..Desidero che...- Desidero che.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01And wish for... And you just wish for whatever...
0:51:01 > 0:51:03OK, what is it? Stella...
0:51:03 > 0:51:05Bella, Stella...
0:51:05 > 0:51:07- Desidero che.- Desidero che.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10- Exactly.- And then I make my wish, so silencio for my wish.- OK.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15OK, that's it. I made my wish.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21What do they call you, Giovanna? Do they call you...Giovanna,
0:51:21 > 0:51:24- or do you have, like, a nickname for short?- G.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27- G.- It's either G or Gio.
0:51:27 > 0:51:30What?! I was completely myself.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32That's true. All that romancey-shmancy,
0:51:32 > 0:51:35"Oh, look at that star, look at this star."
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Mate, I saw a shooting star. What could I say?
0:51:37 > 0:51:41Listen, man. I wasn't buying it, she wasn't buying it.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43There was nothing to buy!
0:51:43 > 0:51:46- What're you talking about? - Not smoking, enough said.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48You didn't offer me a cigarette.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Well, did you?
0:51:53 > 0:51:55- Don't be an asshole.- What is this?
0:51:55 > 0:51:56It's noth...
0:51:59 > 0:52:03- You really?- I... she's great.
0:52:03 > 0:52:07Yeah. She is GREAT. Fucking great.
0:52:07 > 0:52:08It's just, you know...
0:52:10 > 0:52:13That stupid grin on your face ever since you met her.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15THAT grin, exactly.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16What grin?
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Come on, what am I going to do?
0:52:19 > 0:52:22You're off on your ownsome in a couple of days.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24So when you leave I need a little company.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30I do, I do! It'll be great.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32She'll come over, we'll go swimming,
0:52:32 > 0:52:34put a little sun cream on her back...
0:52:39 > 0:52:41I know you'll do whatever you want any way.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44- That's right, I certainly will. - That's the problem with you.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48What? The problem with me? Come on, man.
0:53:14 > 0:53:15Hi, Al.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24I'm sorry too.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33You know, Al, I think in a way, I'm doing the same thing here.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35In a way.
0:53:37 > 0:53:38Course I'm coming back.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41SHE SIGHS
0:53:42 > 0:53:44It's just that it's just been so nice
0:53:44 > 0:53:49just to lose myself in this big group of people.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51It's like a big family. Well, it IS a family.
0:53:51 > 0:53:55It's a big extended family, and I don't know, I've just been able to sort of...
0:53:55 > 0:53:59go with the flow and not think about anything.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01MUFFLED VOICE ON PHONE
0:54:09 > 0:54:11Family isn't just two people on their own.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Well, I mean, that's just not my understanding of it.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37Did you hear me? I said it's not my understanding of it.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42- THUNDER - Certainly a fine wine.
0:54:44 > 0:54:48Does the name Vino Nobile di Montepulciano mean anything to you?
0:54:48 > 0:54:49Vino certainly does.
0:54:49 > 0:54:53Two bottles of it, rather expensive bottles, disappeared,
0:54:53 > 0:54:55drunk by a person or persons.
0:54:55 > 0:54:59- By you, I should think.- No, I left it in the usual place in the kitchen,
0:54:59 > 0:55:02on the shelf where I always leave the good stuff, and they've gone.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04With all the others.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08Hmm? No, I keep those good ones that I was intending for us to...
0:55:08 > 0:55:12Don't smirk at me, you sneering little bastard. Did you drink them?!
0:55:12 > 0:55:13No.
0:55:13 > 0:55:16You didn't drink them? They just disappeared, did they?
0:55:16 > 0:55:19So you're a liar as well as everything else.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24- Fucking arse.- You just said... - It doesn't matter.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48THUNDER
0:55:57 > 0:55:59CICADAS CHIRRUP
0:56:10 > 0:56:12- VERENA:- We just used to sleep with anybody.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14You know, it was just like...
0:56:14 > 0:56:16- How many times?- How many times? - How many people?
0:56:16 > 0:56:20- How many people before you first got married?- Oh, gosh.- Go on.
0:56:20 > 0:56:24- Hit me with double figures. - Who's counting? It's definitely double figures.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Definitely double figures?
0:56:27 > 0:56:30I have a very fond memory of one on a beach
0:56:30 > 0:56:35in Provincetown, Massachusetts.
0:56:35 > 0:56:39- We just had sex and then he went on down the beach.- Did you know he was a vet before you started?
0:56:39 > 0:56:43Oh, yeah, because he had these incredible tattoos which I inquired about.
0:56:43 > 0:56:49- These people are wild!- I know, but I was 18 on a beach.- You don't know what he could've done.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52I didn't think about the consequences, this is what I mean.
0:56:52 > 0:56:55Yeah, but I wouldn't sleep with a Vietnam vet!
0:56:55 > 0:56:58He was pretty gorgeous. He was strong.
0:57:06 > 0:57:10- VERONA:- Badge's ignoring me at the moment. I don't know what I've done.
0:57:10 > 0:57:14I asked her if she wanted to come out shopping, she loves shopping.
0:57:14 > 0:57:15Didn't even answer me.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18Jack is behaving really strangely.
0:57:18 > 0:57:23I just wonder if he's angry with me or Charlie or...
0:57:24 > 0:57:29- You'd tell me if something was going on, wouldn't you?- Of course.
0:57:30 > 0:57:33Normally they tell me everything.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35It's not like them to keep things from me.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40They seem to be so much more chatty with you.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51Anna, if something has happened, I need to know.
0:57:51 > 0:57:54Look... I...
0:57:55 > 0:57:57I want to talk about it with you,
0:57:57 > 0:58:00but please can you assure me it's not going to go any further?
0:58:00 > 0:58:02- I've made a promise... - No, I can't.
0:58:02 > 0:58:06- I've got to tell Charlie.- I've made a promise.- Oh, fuck your promise.
0:58:06 > 0:58:07These are my kids.
0:58:07 > 0:58:09Were you in the car?
0:58:11 > 0:58:14- Yeah.- So you weren't going to tell me?
0:58:16 > 0:58:20- We have got that car on loan from Elisabetta and Jonathan.- I know!
0:58:20 > 0:58:21It was given to us in good faith.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24How well aware are you of it? Obviously not THAT aware.
0:58:25 > 0:58:30- It's an old banger, V...- Don't! I don't care whether you think it's an old banger or it's a new car,
0:58:30 > 0:58:35that is NOT the point. The principle is that we borrowed that car in good faith!
0:58:35 > 0:58:37I know. I know.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44- I don't get it... - V, I made a promise.
0:58:48 > 0:58:50VOICES ARGUING
0:58:55 > 0:58:58- JACK:- I'm sorry. It was an accident. We didn't mean...
0:58:58 > 0:59:01- VERONA:- You lied to Elisabetta as well!
0:59:01 > 0:59:05You told her the car had a fuel leak or something, didn't you? Ugh!
0:59:05 > 0:59:11I thought it was... I... We didn't want to get YOU in trouble by telling Elisabetta.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13- Oh(!) - We thought it would be better...
0:59:13 > 0:59:18- You were thinking of us, were you, Jack?- No, but seriously!
0:59:18 > 0:59:24- CHARLIE:- You just calm down. - Seriously, seriously. - You are responsible for yourselves!
0:59:24 > 0:59:26You're also responsible for Archie.
0:59:26 > 0:59:28Did that enter your head at any point?
0:59:28 > 0:59:30Or were you so pissed that you couldn't even think?
0:59:30 > 0:59:35We don't say no to you and you just take advantage
0:59:35 > 0:59:37and that's what's REALLY upset me.
0:59:37 > 0:59:41- I trust you and I trust Badge! - V, V, V, come on.
0:59:41 > 0:59:44- I trust you both and you just take advantage!- See what you've done?
0:59:44 > 0:59:47You've just ruined this whole thing.
0:59:47 > 0:59:53How is this reflected just on me, like it was just me who was driving?
0:59:53 > 0:59:58- It's not just you!- I wasn't even doing anything!- Oh, Jack, come on.
0:59:58 > 1:00:03Badge was driving, Oakley should have been driving. Yeah?
1:00:03 > 1:00:07I really don't think how I'm the most guilty person.
1:00:07 > 1:00:10Just go and think about it. Piss off, go on.
1:00:11 > 1:00:16- I'll say sorry to Elisabetta. - Yeah, you certainly will.
1:00:16 > 1:00:19- But, fine, I will.- Go away, go away.
1:00:34 > 1:00:36SIGHS
1:00:36 > 1:00:39- Jeez. Are you all right?- Mm.
1:00:43 > 1:00:46- V...- It makes me so angry.
1:00:46 > 1:00:48They ARE all right, that's the main thing.
1:00:48 > 1:00:51I know, but you can't say that to them,
1:00:51 > 1:00:56that really what you care about is they could've killed themselves.
1:00:56 > 1:01:00- CHARLIE INSIDE HOUSE:- 'TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR NOW!
1:01:00 > 1:01:05'I will stop this, I will fucking swipe you, unless you tell me!
1:01:05 > 1:01:08' I'll take your fucking...'
1:01:09 > 1:01:12- JACK INSIDE HOUSE: - 'Dad, listen to me! Don't you fucking start!
1:01:12 > 1:01:14'You don't have a leg to FUCKING stand on!
1:01:14 > 1:01:18'You haven't got a leg to fucking stand on!'
1:01:18 > 1:01:21'Sit down! Sit down and listen!'
1:01:25 > 1:01:28'Right?! Sit down and tell me!
1:01:28 > 1:01:30'SIT DOWN!'
1:01:30 > 1:01:34'WHEN HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT ME?
1:01:34 > 1:01:38'SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT ME?'
1:01:38 > 1:01:40'I tell you I love you.'
1:01:40 > 1:01:44'Since when do you give a shit?! What am I responsible for, fuck?
1:01:44 > 1:01:47'You want to talk about your childhood?'
1:01:47 > 1:01:52'No, I don't! That's PRECISELY what I don't want to do.'
1:01:52 > 1:01:56- 'Because you want to stay in it!' - 'I don't give a shit!'- 'You want to stay in your fucking childhood?'
1:01:56 > 1:02:00- 'I don't give a shit!'- 'You won't accept any responsibility.
1:02:00 > 1:02:03'You're a young adult now, for FUCK's sake!'
1:02:04 > 1:02:09- 'Why don't we sit down and talk? - 'No! What do you fucking care?'
1:02:09 > 1:02:12'I fucking care. Why do I fucking care?
1:02:12 > 1:02:15'I fucking care because it's a car being written off
1:02:15 > 1:02:18'and because four lives have been put in danger
1:02:18 > 1:02:20'because of your FUCKING idiocy!'
1:02:23 > 1:02:24'You're a fucking disgrace!'
1:02:26 > 1:02:29'You're unworthy!
1:02:29 > 1:02:32'I don't want to see you again!'
1:02:32 > 1:02:35'If you fucking hit me, I will fucking hit you back.
1:02:35 > 1:02:37' I am not afraid of you.
1:02:37 > 1:02:38'Fuck off!'
1:02:38 > 1:02:40- JACK SPITS - Out!
1:02:40 > 1:02:41DOOR SLAMS
1:02:44 > 1:02:47CICADAS CHIRP
1:04:40 > 1:04:42I'm so sorry, Tom.
1:04:45 > 1:04:46I've got nothing to say to you.
1:04:59 > 1:05:01FUCK OFF!
1:06:09 > 1:06:11CICADAS CHIRP LOUDLY
1:06:39 > 1:06:41Hello.
1:06:45 > 1:06:48Hello. This is my father-in-law.
1:06:50 > 1:06:53EXCITED CHATTER
1:06:53 > 1:06:55THEY ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
1:07:02 > 1:07:04Look at you! How you've grown!
1:07:04 > 1:07:06Look!
1:07:07 > 1:07:09Archie? Archie.
1:07:11 > 1:07:14Nice to meet you.
1:07:14 > 1:07:18- If ever I've got a chance with a girl, I'm really...- A chance?
1:07:18 > 1:07:21You'll never have a chance with a girl!
1:07:21 > 1:07:26- What, you've never even got a chance?- Shut up, man. Shut up!
1:07:26 > 1:07:29I'm not talking to you about it.
1:07:29 > 1:07:32POLITE CHATTER
1:07:32 > 1:07:35PIANO PLAYS
1:07:36 > 1:07:40- God!- What's my mum saying? What IS my mum saying?
1:07:46 > 1:07:50INAUDIBLE OVER CHATTER
1:07:53 > 1:07:56HE PLAYS UPBEAT, LIGHT TUNE
1:08:25 > 1:08:27MUSIC CONTINUES
1:09:19 > 1:09:21MUSIC STOPS
1:09:30 > 1:09:33THEY SPEAK IN ITALIAN
1:09:47 > 1:09:50SHE RINGS A BELL
1:09:52 > 1:09:54EXCITED CHATTER
1:10:07 > 1:10:11Well, about 25 years ago, this place had a terrible robbery
1:10:11 > 1:10:13and they stole everything.
1:10:13 > 1:10:18And so we had to find furniture to put back in here
1:10:18 > 1:10:20and I was given this sofa by a friend of mine
1:10:20 > 1:10:23who owned a villa called Villa Feltrinelli on Lake Garda,
1:10:23 > 1:10:28where Mussolini had his Republic of Salo after the armistice.
1:10:28 > 1:10:31- And, so, this was his personal sofa. - Goodness!
1:10:31 > 1:10:35And because he needed sex ...frequently,
1:10:35 > 1:10:38every day, more than every day, erm,
1:10:38 > 1:10:40this is probably where he had it.
1:10:42 > 1:10:47After that... After that, what was our English commander called?
1:10:47 > 1:10:49- Montgomery? - Montgomery also went there
1:10:49 > 1:10:51and I met the gardener who knew them all.
1:10:51 > 1:10:53And I actually lay on Mussolini's bed, as well.
1:10:53 > 1:10:56- Goodness. - So, that's where the sofa comes from.
1:10:56 > 1:10:59Which was sort of sagging, was it? It is very comfortable.
1:10:59 > 1:11:03And in fact, I think you were shown by... Weren't you shown the shell?
1:11:03 > 1:11:07- Yeah, sticking in the wall? - Yes.- Very curious angle.
1:11:07 > 1:11:09Well it was an Allied shell.
1:11:09 > 1:11:11So, when I got married, it was a bet, of course,
1:11:11 > 1:11:15my father-in-law took me down and said,
1:11:15 > 1:11:18"This, I believe, is yours."
1:11:18 > 1:11:22So I said, "Most terribly sorry." I didn't know what else to say.
1:11:23 > 1:11:27Anna, would you be so kind as to go and tell the young
1:11:27 > 1:11:31that they should be thinking about getting their things together?
1:11:31 > 1:11:35Not at all. Um, I don't know where they are.
1:11:35 > 1:11:40- They went upstairs.- Did they? - That's all I know. Yeah.
1:11:40 > 1:11:42- They're in the Tower Room, I think. - Oh.
1:11:42 > 1:11:43Right.
1:11:43 > 1:11:48- Would you like me to come with you? - No, that's OK, thank you. - Are you sure?
1:11:50 > 1:11:53Beatricia, that was so delicious, thank you has so, so much.
1:11:53 > 1:11:54I must get...
1:11:54 > 1:11:58I'd love that recipe, the ham mousse recipe, before we leave.
1:11:58 > 1:11:59- It is so easy to do.- Mmm.
1:11:59 > 1:12:03I mean, you throw in a few things and you mix everything.
1:12:03 > 1:12:06But, yes, very subtle taste, absolutely gorgeous.
1:12:06 > 1:12:07Beatrice's from Bologna.
1:12:07 > 1:12:12GENTLE BIRDSONG
1:12:19 > 1:12:21SPEECH INAUDIBLE
1:12:49 > 1:12:53We've had nothing but disdain, sarcasm...nothing from that child.
1:12:53 > 1:12:57- It's a cover-up, George. He's covering up.- Fuck him, fuck him.
1:12:57 > 1:13:00That isn't what I've seen. That isn't what I've seen.
1:13:00 > 1:13:02- I have.- I agree, Charlie. I haven't just seen that.
1:13:02 > 1:13:07Yeah, but you're...seeing it from a particular stance all the time.
1:13:07 > 1:13:09My stance, yes. That's all I can see it from.
1:13:09 > 1:13:12Yeah, but you're not... You're saying, you change your attitude,
1:13:12 > 1:13:16I'm not going to change mine.
1:13:16 > 1:13:20- I'm too old to change my attitudes. - You're not, George.- Oh, come on.
1:13:20 > 1:13:22Look at you at the Palio.
1:13:22 > 1:13:24You were like a young boy watching that Palio.
1:13:24 > 1:13:27You were full of awe and wonder.
1:13:27 > 1:13:29- Sure.- And that's what HE'S like.
1:13:29 > 1:13:33I didn't have my supercilious prat of a son
1:13:33 > 1:13:36giving me dumb insolence all the time at the Palio.
1:13:36 > 1:13:40So it was a bit of a relief. I had quite a good time.
1:13:40 > 1:13:43You had a brilliant time. I just think...
1:13:43 > 1:13:47- let yourself off the hook, George. - I've left myself off the hook, actually.
1:13:47 > 1:13:50I have let myself off the hook.
1:13:50 > 1:13:56I've decided not to care too much about what he does with his life.
1:13:56 > 1:14:00He'll be fine, he'll be fine.
1:14:00 > 1:14:04Go on, one final ring of fire or something.
1:14:04 > 1:14:09Come on, we've got so much booze to get through. We've got sambuca we've got to finish, vodka...
1:14:09 > 1:14:17- um, that Cynar stuff. The potent red shit.- OK. I'm going to bed.
1:14:17 > 1:14:19- Going to bed?- Yes.- What?!- Yeah.
1:14:19 > 1:14:21- Last cigarette.- Bullshit.
1:14:21 > 1:14:23- I don't believe it for a second. - Finito.
1:14:23 > 1:14:27Yeah, whatever you say, man. Keep telling yourself.
1:14:27 > 1:14:29- You're going to bed?- Yeah.
1:14:29 > 1:14:31Yeah, I've got to pack stuff.
1:14:31 > 1:14:33- Er, pack?- Mm-hm.
1:14:33 > 1:14:35- What?!- Yeah. - You're going to pack?- Yep.
1:14:35 > 1:14:41- Mate, you can do that in half-an-hour. Do it in the morning. - No, no. I've got a lot to do.
1:14:41 > 1:14:45Have a good one. See you guys later.
1:14:45 > 1:14:46HE LAUGHS
1:14:49 > 1:14:50Have a wild pack(!)
1:14:50 > 1:14:52HE LAUGHS
1:14:56 > 1:15:00You know what? I don't really feel like staying up and getting lashed.
1:15:00 > 1:15:04I'm going to go help Jack. Night, guys.
1:15:08 > 1:15:11Everyone's a fucking barrel of laughs tonight.
1:15:11 > 1:15:14- You're not going to pack, are you? - No, no.- Pool?- Yeah, cool.
1:15:14 > 1:15:15Let's do it!
1:15:17 > 1:15:21"I'm just going to pack"? It's the last night. What is that?
1:15:21 > 1:15:22I know, it's lame.
1:15:22 > 1:15:26- It just isn't the spirit of the holiday, you know. - It certainly isn't.
1:15:30 > 1:15:32- Cheers, man.- Cheers.
1:15:35 > 1:15:39Here's to your Italian Bella we're going to find in Siena tomorrow night.
1:15:39 > 1:15:40She is going to be hot!
1:15:40 > 1:15:43- She's going to be like nothing you've ever seen before.- Yeah.
1:15:43 > 1:15:47It'll break the, er, the lifelong amnesty.
1:15:50 > 1:15:52HE LAUGHS
1:15:52 > 1:15:54Sorry.
1:16:21 > 1:16:24DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE
1:17:05 > 1:17:10ANNA'S PHONE RINGS
1:17:18 > 1:17:21Hi, V.
1:17:25 > 1:17:28I'm fine, V.
1:17:33 > 1:17:36Yeah, honestly, I'm fine.
1:17:38 > 1:17:40I-I'm in a hotel.
1:17:42 > 1:17:45In Monteroni, actually.
1:17:57 > 1:18:01God! This is grim.
1:18:01 > 1:18:03I like it.
1:18:03 > 1:18:06- Is it something I've done? - No, V.
1:18:06 > 1:18:09It must be something I've done, you've always talked to me.
1:18:09 > 1:18:12Why are you not telling me what's going on?
1:18:12 > 1:18:14V...
1:18:14 > 1:18:18It's been...it's been years since we've talked to each other properly, hasn't it?
1:18:18 > 1:18:23Well, I don't think so. I spoke to you about Anthony only a few months ago.
1:18:25 > 1:18:29Well, I suppose there have been things in my life that I haven't told you about.
1:18:30 > 1:18:35OK. You probably can't tell me everything. We don't see each other as much as we used to
1:18:35 > 1:18:38but if it's something big, wouldn't you tell me?
1:18:40 > 1:18:41If something big had happened?
1:18:41 > 1:18:44I think the bigger it is, the more difficult it is to tell you.
1:18:44 > 1:18:46To tell anybody.
1:18:46 > 1:18:48So it's not just me, you mean you don't...
1:18:48 > 1:18:51you haven't told anybody else?
1:18:51 > 1:18:53What is it?
1:18:53 > 1:18:55Oh, come on.
1:18:56 > 1:18:58ANNA SOBS
1:18:58 > 1:18:59Don't cry.
1:19:01 > 1:19:03What's happened?
1:19:03 > 1:19:04ANNA SOBS
1:19:04 > 1:19:06Oh, darling, what's happened?
1:19:08 > 1:19:11Come on, come on.
1:19:14 > 1:19:18Is it Alex? Is it Alex? What's happened?
1:19:18 > 1:19:20- Have you left him?- No.
1:19:20 > 1:19:23Has he left you?
1:19:24 > 1:19:27What's happened? Please, tell me.
1:19:32 > 1:19:34Anna, Anna, Anna.
1:19:35 > 1:19:38What can I do with you?
1:19:42 > 1:19:45You are so special. You are such a dear person.
1:19:45 > 1:19:48I hate being angry with you but you have really made me
1:19:48 > 1:19:51so worried this whole holiday, you have been acting so strangely.
1:19:51 > 1:19:53I knew something was wrong.
1:19:53 > 1:19:57Come on, tell me what it is. Please, tell me.
1:19:57 > 1:19:59And I can help you, I hope I can help you.
1:20:01 > 1:20:03What's happened?
1:20:03 > 1:20:07I thought I was going to have a baby!
1:20:07 > 1:20:09Oh, God.
1:20:09 > 1:20:12What do you mean? You're...
1:20:12 > 1:20:15- Are you pregnant?- No.
1:20:15 > 1:20:18- You were pregnant?- No.
1:20:18 > 1:20:20I thought I was pregnant.
1:20:21 > 1:20:24Right. And then what happened?
1:20:24 > 1:20:28I...I went to see...
1:20:28 > 1:20:29I went to see a doctor.
1:20:30 > 1:20:33- I was sure I was pregnant.- Yep.
1:20:33 > 1:20:37I did a pregnancy test and it was negative but I've known so many people with negative results,
1:20:37 > 1:20:41I still thought I was pregnant. I was convinced I was pregnant.
1:20:41 > 1:20:45I went to see a doctor and...he... he told me I wasn't pregnant.
1:20:45 > 1:20:49And he did some tests and...he told me...
1:20:51 > 1:20:53He said that it was a symptom of menopause.
1:20:53 > 1:20:56That I'm-I'm-I'm now menopausal
1:20:56 > 1:20:59I'm not going to be able to have children any more.
1:20:59 > 1:21:02I feel so stupid!
1:21:02 > 1:21:04Don't feel stupid.
1:21:04 > 1:21:08You were right to think you might be pregnant.
1:21:08 > 1:21:09No! But I...
1:21:09 > 1:21:13- You're young and it's obviously... - But I'm not young, am I?
1:21:13 > 1:21:18I mean, I had my opportunities and I didn't...and I didn't take them.
1:21:18 > 1:21:21I didn't take them when I could.
1:21:21 > 1:21:25No, but perhaps the timing wasn't right then, anyway.
1:21:25 > 1:21:27You know, the timing's never right, is it?
1:21:27 > 1:21:30I mean, you took your opportunities.
1:21:30 > 1:21:32I did, I did, I know I did.
1:21:32 > 1:21:35You know, and even though... even though perhaps it was
1:21:35 > 1:21:39the wrong man the first time round, you still had your children,
1:21:39 > 1:21:41you've still got your children.
1:21:41 > 1:21:45And, you know, no matter what happens you will always have your children,
1:21:45 > 1:21:47your children love you.
1:21:47 > 1:21:50And I look and you and I look at them and you're so secure in their love.
1:21:50 > 1:21:54It's not as simple as that, it looks like that from the outside.
1:21:54 > 1:21:57- Well, V, it is. - It's not ever as simple as that.
1:21:57 > 1:22:00I don't mean to argue with you but it is. That's how it is.
1:22:00 > 1:22:04I've seen you, you're surrounded by your family. You belong somewhere.
1:22:04 > 1:22:06I will just be forever, now, on the periphery of things.
1:22:06 > 1:22:09SHE WASHES HER FACE
1:22:32 > 1:22:35You look fine.
1:23:49 > 1:23:52It was a shit name, wait, I get to change mine. Lilo fuck.
1:23:52 > 1:23:57- We've had that one. - Er, er, er, er...rhinoceros fuck.
1:23:57 > 1:24:00- OK.- Smoking-kills-you fuck, what the fuck,
1:24:00 > 1:24:04- what about a...- Rhinoceros fuck. - Rhinoceros fuck, what the fuck,
1:24:04 > 1:24:07- what about a smoking-kills-you fuck?- Smoking-kills-you fuck,
1:24:07 > 1:24:08what about an Arnie fuck?
1:24:08 > 1:24:09Arnie fuck?!
1:24:09 > 1:24:12LAUGHTER
1:24:12 > 1:24:15What the fuck, what about a lightning fuck?
1:24:15 > 1:24:18Lightning fuck, what the fuck?
1:24:18 > 1:24:22How about a...um...
1:24:22 > 1:24:25SCREAMING
1:24:25 > 1:24:28Drink it, drink it, drink it. You can't get away with quarters.
1:24:28 > 1:24:32- You're going to be hammered! - Can you be a bit quieter, please?
1:24:42 > 1:24:43HE SNIGGERS
1:24:44 > 1:24:45What the fuck?
1:24:45 > 1:24:48- HE LAUGHS - Shut-up fuck.
1:24:48 > 1:24:49LAUGHTER
1:24:52 > 1:24:54What's the matter?
1:25:04 > 1:25:09Oh!
1:25:20 > 1:25:23SHE SOBS Oh, darling.
1:25:38 > 1:25:44Alex...Alex. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1:26:00 > 1:26:04Darling, I wish I...I wish I could make it better but I can't.
1:26:04 > 1:26:06I wish I could.
1:26:15 > 1:26:20My first holiday on my own was... when I turned 13, actually.
1:26:20 > 1:26:23And from then on I just...
1:26:23 > 1:26:26went around either with my brother or just to meet friends,
1:26:26 > 1:26:28stay with friends' families.
1:26:28 > 1:26:30- Separate?- Yeah, always.
1:26:30 > 1:26:33- And your parents went away at the same time?- Well, yes.
1:26:33 > 1:26:38Yeah, they come out here or just stay in Rome or go on holiday...
1:26:39 > 1:26:43- ..with my younger brother. - Well, we tried!
1:26:43 > 1:26:45I like having everyone together.
1:26:45 > 1:26:49Well, they're at school most of the time, we don't see enough of them.
1:26:49 > 1:26:54- Mm-hm.- Do we?- So whereabouts is it in Rome that you live?
1:26:54 > 1:26:57I live in an area called Parioli.
1:26:57 > 1:27:01- Oh, right.- Which is just about ten minutes' driving from the centre.
1:27:37 > 1:27:39DOOR SQUEAKS
1:27:43 > 1:27:47- Vuoi un po' di caffe'? - Um, si', um, te'.
1:27:47 > 1:27:50- Ah, te'.- Senza latte, si'.- Bene.
1:28:01 > 1:28:04- Ciao.- Ciao, buon giorno.
1:28:08 > 1:28:10THEY SPEAK ITALIAN
1:28:13 > 1:28:14- Ciao.- Ciao.
1:28:14 > 1:28:16- Grazie mille.- Grazie a voi.- Ciao.
1:28:16 > 1:28:19Have you packed your toothbrush, darling, upstairs?
1:28:23 > 1:28:25- Hey.- Buon giorno.
1:28:25 > 1:28:30- Si parte?- Si', l'anno prossimo arrivo solo, senza famiglia!
1:28:30 > 1:28:33- Senza ragazzi!- Hi.- Hello, Charlie.
1:28:33 > 1:28:37- You OK?- Yeah.
1:28:42 > 1:28:46Where is everyone? Come on. Arch, have you checked everything?
1:28:46 > 1:28:49- Yeah, everywhere.- Really? Really? Double-checked?
1:28:49 > 1:28:52- Badge, have you checked everything? - Yes.
1:28:52 > 1:28:54Under the bed, over the wardrobe?
1:28:54 > 1:28:56V, can you check... Yes, I've done that.
1:28:56 > 1:28:58- I'm going to get the cutlery, OK? - OK, darling.
1:28:58 > 1:29:01- Can you just have a check round once more?- Yes, of course I will.
1:29:02 > 1:29:05V, you're working far too hard.
1:29:05 > 1:29:08- NETTA SPEAKS ITALIAN - Oh, Netta.
1:29:08 > 1:29:12I know, I should whisk you off to... I don't know what, a health farm for a week.
1:29:12 > 1:29:16- Please do!- I tell you what, when I'm back in London, come down for a day
1:29:16 > 1:29:19and we'll do one of those sort of wrap yourselves in towels
1:29:19 > 1:29:22and spend the whole day somewhere hot and steamy.
1:29:22 > 1:29:24- We'll just have a good chat. - Let's do that.
1:29:24 > 1:29:26- Anche' un po' di latte?- Un poco.
1:29:26 > 1:29:30- But you're going to have to push it, V.- Bene?- Bene.
1:29:30 > 1:29:35- Mmm, bella.- Tu vuoi un po' di latte? - No, grazie.- No.
1:29:35 > 1:29:38- Cheers.- Cheers. Which one!
1:29:39 > 1:29:42Arch, hat.
1:29:48 > 1:29:49I'd better do this.
1:29:57 > 1:30:01- Keep it short, very good. - And sweet.- Yeah!
1:30:01 > 1:30:04It's still very hot out there.
1:30:06 > 1:30:10- Right.- OK.- On my way. - I'll come out and say goodbye.
1:30:13 > 1:30:14Say goodbye.
1:30:15 > 1:30:17Ciao, prego.
1:30:23 > 1:30:25THEY SPEAK ITALIAN
1:30:28 > 1:30:31Ciao, mwah.
1:30:31 > 1:30:34THEY SPEAK ITALIAN
1:30:49 > 1:30:52THEY CHAT INDISTINCTLY
1:30:58 > 1:31:00- They both have that similar quality. - They do.
1:31:00 > 1:31:04They just get stuck on things, it has to be done a certain way.
1:31:04 > 1:31:07- You just want a bit of space, that's all.- I know.- Nothing else, really.
1:31:07 > 1:31:08- Absolutely.- Hiya.
1:31:10 > 1:31:13- Bye, Charlie.- All the best, darling.- Bye.- See you soon.
1:31:13 > 1:31:14- Thank you. Bye.- Take care.
1:31:14 > 1:31:16Bye, George. Same to you.
1:31:16 > 1:31:20- Bye, Anna, take care. - See you. Bye.
1:31:20 > 1:31:25- I'll come and see you, OK? - Yeah.- Ciao.- Ciao, bello.
1:31:25 > 1:31:29- It's been a pleasure.- Come on, Arch. That's got to go on someone's lap.
1:31:29 > 1:31:31I suppose we just have to work at it, don't we?
1:31:31 > 1:31:34Oh, God, that sounds so boring, V!
1:31:35 > 1:31:37- I know you're right.- See you.
1:31:38 > 1:31:41- Bye, Oak.- Have a good one.- Good luck. - Thanks.
1:31:44 > 1:31:47- Anyway...- Bet you just want to run away somewhere sometimes.
1:31:47 > 1:31:49Yes, I did. Look what happened!
1:31:50 > 1:31:52- Bye, darling.- Bye.
1:31:53 > 1:31:57- Take me to an Iggy Pop concert! - Now, that's the best idea.
1:31:57 > 1:32:03- I'll hold you to it.- Bye, darling. - Bye.- Is he still alive, by the way? - Who knows!
1:32:06 > 1:32:10- Bye.- Bye.- Bye.- Bye.
1:32:16 > 1:32:19SOMEONE SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY
1:32:56 > 1:32:57Va bene?
1:34:10 > 1:34:14Well, I don't...I don't give a damn that you don't give a damn!
1:34:14 > 1:34:18I'm going to subject you to a description of the landscape
1:34:18 > 1:34:21whether you like it or not. And there's a beautiful...
1:34:21 > 1:34:27Alex, listen, there's a beautiful ridge with lovely cypresses and...
1:34:29 > 1:34:30I can't hear...
1:34:30 > 1:34:34Alex, you've broken up again, I can't hear a word you're saying.
1:34:34 > 1:34:37Hello? Hello, are you still there?
1:34:37 > 1:34:40God, it is going to be so nice to have conversations with you
1:34:40 > 1:34:43not on a mobile phone, this is getting boring... Hello?
1:34:46 > 1:34:50Hi. OK... Hi, hi, I'm still here.
1:34:51 > 1:34:55Are you still there? Look, tell me about you, where are you?
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