0:01:27 > 0:01:30Is this the building?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Yeah, Max says it's all fixed.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36There ought to be a Western Union boy along here any minute.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Which room is he in?- Third floor.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51This is hydrofluoric acid, gentlemen.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55It is the most positive test as to the genuineness of a diamond.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58A synthetic diamond has never been made that will stand that test.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Not until now, Mr Wallis.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04You've seen me manufacture one of these stones right here.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08The other one is a product of nature supplied by your association.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11You may take one of them back.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Your diamond is worth 1,000.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Mine can be duplicated for about 25.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Be careful to pick the genuine stone.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- You might fool the naked eye, but not this eye-loupe.- We'll see.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28- Are you an expert too, Mr O'Hara? - No, I'm from the police department.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32I have to protect these gentlemen's interests - if they have any left.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37My invention will never be used in that manner. If it were, it would ruin the diamond industry.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- So, what's the answer?- The defence industries are badly in need of commercial diamonds for drills
0:02:42 > 0:02:46and other tools. My diamonds must serve for that purpose only.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47You hope.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49This is our stone.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51No, this is.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Wait a minute...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Boys seem to be having some trouble.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- You're right! This is the genuine stone.- No, I think you're right.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04This is the one.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Well, it looks like you're running a dead heat with Lady Nature.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12We should have studied our diamond beforehand.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17I have examined the original stone carefully. Let me look them over. I'll return the real one.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21I'm gonna trade my wife's ring for a washing machine!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- This is your stone. - Are you sure, Mr Sampson?- Positive.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- We'd better report this to the association.- I think you're right.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Suppose we meet you here at two o'clock tomorrow, Mr Sampson?- Fine.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- I shall be prepared to repeat the demonstration.- Thank you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45By the way, Inspector, you'd better arrange to have Mr Sampson guarded.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Yeah.- That won't be necessary.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- I've kept this work a close secret. - I'm going to send over a bodyguard.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57- You could be worth a lot of dough to somebody.- O'Hara's right. We must be careful.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Well, just as you say. - See you tomorrow.- Goodbye.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03So long.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Mind if I have a pick at that phoney rock?- Not at all. You may keep it.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I have more.- Yeah? Well, thanks.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13That's quite a flasher, ain't it?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17I want to show it to the guys. Well, thanks, Mr Sampson.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Stay right here till my man comes. Sit tight and I'll take care of you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33KNOCK AT DOOR
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Who is it?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Telegram for Mr Waldo Sampson.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51You'd better push it under the door.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Thank you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Mr Sampson?- Yes.- That ain't my finger in your ribs. Let's go quiet.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- But I...- Come on.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12This is Bates, chief. Sampson ain't here.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14How do I know where he went?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Well, after making a thorough examination,
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I deduced the following facts.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23First, he must have forgot the combination to his safe.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25What do you mean, how do I know?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27A guy don't blow his safe open if he remembers the numbers!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28That's great(!)
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Second, he must have forgot where he put something,
0:06:32 > 0:06:36because he wrecked the place trying to find it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39But I came right over and he ain't here!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You've got nothing to worry about.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I'll get right on his trail.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49When it runs out, meet me by the employment office on 6th Avenue.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07I'll be on my way. Next time you see me, I'm apt to be married.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Then again, you're apt not to be. - Mike!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- I haven't time to buy you a drink. - What's the rush?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- I'm meeting my fiancee's family. Goodbye.- Oh, let me buy you a drink!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Now look, Mike, what's on your mind?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Nothing! Just social!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Yeah? The last time you had that social look on your face,
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- it took me three months to disentangle myself.- So suspicious!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Same.- You didn't just happen to drop in here, did you?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37No, Goldy told me where you were. It was like taking his teeth out.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- You should have told him why you wanted me.- I did. I hear you're in the market for an engagement ring.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55I'm gonna send your gal some horse blinders for a wedding present.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I know her from somewhere.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Atlantic City's always good. - What were we talking about?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Your engagement.- Oh, yes, I'm ordering a ring.- You don't have to.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I'll sell you a diamond cheap.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Take a look.- I thought the great O'Hara was above graft.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Just tell the great O'Hara what you think that rock is worth.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's a beautiful stone.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I'd say about a thousand.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Take another look.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Well...1,500.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28You can have it for 25 bucks.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Phoney?- Yeah.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33HE WHISTLES You must be a very worried man
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- with stones like this in circulation. - That ain't the half of it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- The guy that made that rock has been taken out of circulation.- Oh, I see.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43That's why you're here.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Thanks very much. I'm leaving town. - Now wait a minute.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Look...
0:08:48 > 0:08:52I don't like this setup. A guy ain't safe with the Falcon in the picture.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Neither is a girl, if he's anything like he used to be.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- You'd better leave this to me.- OK.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02You play your hand. If he passes, I'll be out front with Dutch.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09So I send Bates over to this Sampson guy's laboratory. No Sampson.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13We check on his hotel. He's moved out the night before.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- What do you make of that?- I don't want to make anything out of it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- I faithfully promised my fiancee... - Falcon, you can't let me down.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24You're the one guy that knows this diamond racket inside out.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Get thee behind me, O'Hara.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Are you leaving?- I'm leaving the business if I don't find that guy.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- I may help you when I get back.- Don't let it worry you on your honeymoon.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I'll try not to.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- You don't seem to remember me, Mr Lawrence.- It's extraordinary.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44I don't know how I could have forgotten, but I have.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Won't you join me?- Thank you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Where could it have been?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Try to recall a certain Christmas in Bucharest.- Bucharest...
0:09:55 > 0:09:59It was several years ago at a party given by the Duke of Warnburg.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Oh, yes! Yes, I remember now.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06The night the Duchess lost her beautiful blue diamond necklace.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Very clever of you to find it on the Christmas tree
0:10:08 > 0:10:10after the police had given up.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I wonder who hung it there.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20What are you doing in this country?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, I read somewhere that this is the land of opportunity.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- I bet you've found it so.- Quite.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'm working on something now.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- There's enough for two, if you're interested.- You should count me out.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Would 50,000 as your share interest you?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40That's TOO interesting.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, I...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I think I'd better leave before I weaken.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Nice seeing you again, Rita.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Your girl is waiting for you while you're drooling over that cookie!
0:10:57 > 0:11:02- Is Helen all set to take off?- She's all set to take a powder on you if you ain't home in a track record.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- We'll grab a cab and be there before you have time to say, "Yeah."- Yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Waiter. Telephone, please.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Who was that dame?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- A very fascinating woman.- Every time you say that, we get into trouble.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- I think she was angry.- How angry?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- In the right mood, she's capable of almost anything!- Like what?
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Yeah? Ain't you in enough trouble with one dame
0:11:32 > 0:11:35without sticking your chin out to another? Oh, what's the use?!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- She ties in, Goldy.- With what?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40The missing guy called Sampson.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Hey, you ain't getting yourself tangled up with something, are you?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Not if I can help it.- What was you talking to O'Hara about?- Sampson.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Boss, if that dame had anything to do with the guy that was snatched
0:11:52 > 0:11:55and she sees you getting chummy with O'Hara and she's dangerous...
0:11:55 > 0:11:57BANG! BANG!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Just a motor backfire, bud!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04That's what I thought.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07But I could have been wrong!
0:12:07 > 0:12:12He doesn't want to play on our team, Max. He seems to have changed.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- How much does he know?- Too much.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17O'Hara has already contacted him.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- I don't care to run any risks. You understand me?- I always have.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Don't worry, Max.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Wait here. I want to pick up a peace offering.- Hurry, will you?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38What a guy. Bring her a load of heliotropes and she'll swoon.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43- That's just till she gets him hooked. - It's a gift. Well, he can have it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Dames!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Gay?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- You used to be my star customer. - Darling, I've been busy.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- What have you been doing? - Seeing a lady about a wedding.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- A wedding?!- Wrap up some roses for me, will you?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- I never thought they'd get you in that corner.- It's when I'm in a corner that I fight my best.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06That's too bad.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10You're too nice and undependable to be taken out of circulation.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- It's a crime.- Well, I can't solve it. It's a perfect crime.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- May I use your phone?- Go ahead.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Police headquarters?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Inspector Michael O'Hara, please.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Who's that? Joe? This is Gay Lawrence. Put Mike on, will you?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Good evening. What can I do for you?
0:13:47 > 0:13:52I know a guy who's one jump ahead of the undertaker. What have you got?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Flowers for a sickroom or a funeral?
0:13:54 > 0:14:00- I think he's gonna take a turn for the worse.- Aw! I'll take care of you in a moment.- Right.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Are you still looking for Sampson?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I'll give you one good tip and from then on, it's up to you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22BANG! BANG!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24SHE SCREAMS
0:14:27 > 0:14:29SHE SCREAMS
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Help! Help!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Help!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Help!- Anything I can do for you?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Anybody hit?- No.- Then drop the dame and let's get out of here!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Goldy...- Is this really the time?!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- I can't desert a lady in distress. - You think SHE'S in distress?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Take a gander at that!- Goldy, that's just somebody trying to scare me.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55They part my hair in the middle, trying to scare YOU!
0:14:55 > 0:15:00- I've told Helen that I'll be along in a few minutes.- OK, but I doubt it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Listen, give him five more minutes. It's just five minutes of eight.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- And our plane leaves at eight. I'm getting out of here.- Wait.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- The boss'll have a good excuse. - I'm fed up with excuses.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Why did O'Hara call here? - How should I know?- Well, I know.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Gay's deep in a crime, and there's always a beautiful woman involved.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Why is that? Never an ugly criminal type. Always a glamorous woman!
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Now you're just gibbering.- After he promised to give up crime and women!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- There are plenty more planes. - And there are plenty other men.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- I guess I'll shop around.- Plenty of dames have tried to nail that guy,
0:15:41 > 0:15:46- but have they got him to buy a ring? - Yes, three of them.- My error. - No, mine. I should know better.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Smarter women than I have failed to land him.- They've been TOO smart.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Now, you...- Oh, so now I'm dumb!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Hey! Wait!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Hello, darling. Little kiss?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Goodbye.- What was that for?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- He called me a dumbbell. - How dames distort the truth!
0:16:04 > 0:16:09- Let's calm ourselves. If I'm a little late...- A little?! We've got two minutes to catch our plane.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14- Do you think we'll make it(?)- No. - Stay out of this!- I was clearing my throat.- Listen, darling...
0:16:14 > 0:16:18we mustn't get ugly about this. Everything's going to be all right.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23I just gave up a 50,000 deal because it would interfere with our trip.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Some rich young widow, I presume? - No, just a dreary foreigner
0:16:27 > 0:16:32- by the name of Rita Mara. - She sounds glamorous to me. - You couldn't be more mistaken.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34She's a skinny old hag.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Honest?- Honest.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43We'll take the next plane, darling. Nothing can stop us now.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46BUZZER
0:16:46 > 0:16:49I'll get it. Are you in?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Make him announce himself. - Announce himself?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I'm busy.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I don't want to see anyone unless it's very important.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59OK.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Is Mr Lawrence in?- Ain't you the dame he was talking to earlier?
0:17:06 > 0:17:11- Yes, but...- He ain't in.- That's too bad. I had a friendly tip for him.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yeah? OK, lady.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Announce yourself.- Miss Rita Mara.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Louder.- What do you mean?- Announce yourself. It's the boss's orders.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22You gotta give out, with the thing.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24MISS RITA MARA!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28That might do it. Wait here.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I told you I was busy...
0:17:32 > 0:17:36I don't want Helen to see her, so don't let her in.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Ask her to come back some other time. Tell her anything...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, Miss Mara.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Um...may I introduce Miss Reed? - How do you do?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51How you've changed!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55A skinny old hag, huh?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Is everyone mad here?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Just as I was getting everything to run nice and smooth.- That's too bad.
0:18:07 > 0:18:12- Why did you have to come to my apartment?- I came to invite you to take a little trip with me.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Really?- Yes.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17A friend of mine wants to see you.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Cigarette?
0:18:20 > 0:18:25- No, thank you.- I'm sorry, but I can't go on trips with everyone.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Why not?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Thank you. Won't you change your mind now?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Come on, get going.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I shall be delighted.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Skinny old hag, huh?- Don't you never relax?- 50,000 deal...!
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Out of my way. I'm going in there. - The boss'll handle her.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53That's what I'm afraid of!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Goldy!- What's the matter?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59He's gone.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04This does it. I'm through!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07You gonna let a dame like that shove you around?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Maybe I'll do a little shoving of my own!- Now you're talking!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Where'd he go? You know him.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Where would he take her? - You got me! I ain't got an idea.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Hey, what's this?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's her handbag. Let's take a look.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33I don't know anything and I don't want to find out anything.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Is that why you telephoned O'Hara? - I just wanted to say goodbye.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Max just wants to say hello.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Get a load of that drunk!
0:20:10 > 0:20:15- Oh, a wise guy, huh?- Better see what shape the driver's in.- OK.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Pull over!- One crack about this ride and it'll be your last one.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32- Anything wrong?- I just wonder if you're in better shape than your buddy in the back seat.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Sock him on the nose, Dutch.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- The less you say, the easier you'll be on yourself!- Is that so?
0:20:40 > 0:20:44There were 14 hold-ups and three murders in town last night
0:20:44 > 0:20:48and you're chasing a crowd that's only out for a good time.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Shut up.- Let me see your licence.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55He's just fishing for a bribe. Slip him a ten and let's be on our way.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57What did you say?
0:20:58 > 0:21:03I said I've seen tougher apes than you hide inside a uniform.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Get out of that car!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09No. Don't want to.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Very clever.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13You heard what he said.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Get out!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Cossack!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Now repeat what you just said in that car, buddy!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23You heard him!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30OK, get going.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Thank you, Officer. You saved my life.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Yoo-hoo!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Come on, get in there.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48..80, 90, 100.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50There's your bond.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- May I use your phone? - Yes, but don't call Honolulu.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01PHONE RINGS
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Yeah?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Hello, boss. No, she ain't here. She went to the other dame's hotel.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Hotel? What are you talking about?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11The Mara girl left her pocketbook.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15There was an envelope marked the Federal Hotel in it.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19If you're still there, you'd better hotfoot it out the nearest window.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- I'm at the police station. - Did they raid the place?
0:22:22 > 0:22:27I haven't been in a hotel! I'd better go over there and pick Helen up.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30If she gets back before me, hold her.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Excuse me.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Hiya.- Has a Miss Helen Reed been here?
0:23:02 > 0:23:07- She left. Didn't you run into her? - I must have just missed her. - Boy, are you lucky!
0:23:07 > 0:23:12- Was she perturbed?- I wouldn't know, but she was sure burned to a cinder.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17The other dame ain't shown yet.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Dame? Oh, Miss Mara.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- I'll leave a note for her. Do you mind giving me some paper?- Sure.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Thanks.- It's OK. Don't cost me nothing.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41On second thoughts, I may as well go through with it. Give me a room.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43It's your life, chum.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- Something not too high up, say... the fifth floor.- We ain't crowded.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59(Don't sign it. You'll get into trouble. Don't. Don't.)
0:24:03 > 0:24:05(Behind you.)
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Oh, but, darling, I can explain everything...
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Darling, I can explain everything. - Let go or I'll call a cop!
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Darling, it's nothing.- Nothing? What do you consider something?
0:24:20 > 0:24:25- Get going.- Never mind, driver. I think you're out of gasoline.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Buddy, you're positively psychic.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32- Why, you heel!- At these prices, sister, a party can afford to be.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Listen, darling... - Go on back to that skinny old hag!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39That Mara woman got me out of there with an automatic in my ribs.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- I escaped and came to find you. - Ha-ha-ha! You liar!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47It's a fact! You can feel my jaw - with your fingers, not your fist.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- How did you know I was here? - Goldy told me.- I might believe that,
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- but I heard your conversation with that odious clerk.- That was a ruse.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00- O'Hara's looking for someone in the hotel.- Why don't you and O'Hara get married?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03That little man in there is worth a small fortune.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Darling, I was thinking of all the wonderful things I could buy you. A penthouse, furs, jewellery...
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- A new car!- ..new car.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oh, I don't know. I'm so tired of chasing you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Darling, if I promise to be back in five minutes, will you let me check?
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- Gay...- Oh, all right. If you say no, that settles it.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- I guess we can get along without the money.- All right.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Go and have your fun.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33That's the spirit.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- Wait here.- Yes, sir!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39And the deadline's ten minutes.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You can time me.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45If I see that female go in there, you'd better jump out of the window.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Yes, I'll jump, I promise.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50He better stay on the ground floor!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- I'll take that room now. - Are you still alive?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- Not a scratch.- You do all right! - Send up an evening paper, will you?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Are you gonna read?- This way, sir.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Something screwy going on here.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Fifth floor. This way, Officer.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20- This guy's prowling around and then he goes into Sampson's room...- Wait.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32That's Sampson.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Looks like he's asleep.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Yeah, for keeps.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Police headquarters.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Gay, what are you doing?!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Are you crazy? You'll get killed!
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Will you get off that ledge?
0:29:07 > 0:29:11Gay, get off that ledge this minute! Gay, what are you doing?!
0:29:11 > 0:29:15Gay, get off that ledge this instant!
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Looks like another suicide. - No, that's my fiance.
0:29:18 > 0:29:23- You told him to jump, didn't you? - Gay, get off the ledge this instant!
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- Five bucks he don't.- You're on.
0:29:28 > 0:29:33- Gay, will you please go inside this minute?!- You'll break your neck!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Gay!
0:29:36 > 0:29:39- What do you think he's doing there? - Maybe he's a fresh-air fiend.
0:29:42 > 0:29:47- Look, he's smoking!- What brand do you think he's advertising?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Gay, stop making an exhibition of yourself!
0:29:50 > 0:29:53SIREN WAILS
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Come on. Break it up. Let us through.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07Come on. Break it up.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12He's on your left!
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- He's on the left! - Grab him! Officer, grab him!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18No, to your left!
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Grab him! To your left! No, to your left!
0:30:25 > 0:30:27- Look!- He's on the left.
0:30:27 > 0:30:32That's my fiancee down there. She wants you to rescue me.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36- What do you think about it?- Shall I come in and tell you?- I would.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45CROWD: Aw!
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Ah, he's yella!
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Sure. I tagged him for a phoney.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54- All right, what goes on?- We find some bird perched out on the ledge.
0:30:54 > 0:30:59- Was it nesting?- We should rush over here to help you sort out a drunk!
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- Oh, I forgot about the dead man. - You forgot? Who is it?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- It's Mr Sampson.- Sampson?!
0:31:10 > 0:31:14It's him, all right. I might as well turn in my badge...
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- I beg your pardon.- Oh, hello, Mike.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25What are you doing here? Thought you weren't interested in this case.
0:31:25 > 0:31:30- I'm not. I'm just...an innocent bystander.- Peculiar place to bystand.
0:31:30 > 0:31:35He's the guy we caught sneaking in here. I don't want to poke my nose in, but I figure he's the killer.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- Yeah?- Yeah.- Why? No, don't tell me.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Let me solve it. ..Look, Falcon... - Looks like he took a powder.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43What?
0:31:45 > 0:31:49- Overdose of sleeping pills, huh? - While he was fully dressed too.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53- What did you say?- I said that your conclusion was the obvious one.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Have you got a conclusion that ain't obvious?- Just a hunch.- What is it?
0:31:57 > 0:32:00I suggest the sleeping tablets were forced on Sampson.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Why don't you have an autopsy? - Want to hear my hunch?- Yes.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- You're under arrest.- Are you joking?
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- Yeah, like he's sleeping! - Mike, you're not a fool...
0:32:10 > 0:32:14I'm gonna have fun proving that to the Commissioner. Lock him up.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17I'll be delighted, chief. Will you join me?
0:32:17 > 0:32:21Mike, I've got a tip for you, if you'll pin up your hair and listen.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23If you'll pin that up, I'll listen!
0:32:23 > 0:32:27- What's the matter, Bates? Can't you take him?- Are you gonna come quiet?
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Yes. Shh!
0:32:29 > 0:32:31I won't even wake you up.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39- CROWD TALK AT ONCE - Please let me through.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Main floor. Lobby.
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Come on!
0:32:54 > 0:32:56- Nice work, darling!- Clumsy!
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Going up, buddy?
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Come on. Let's get out of here.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12Are you all right, darling? You go on home and I'll call you there.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I'm engaged to a maniac.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19CROWD AGREES
0:33:21 > 0:33:25'A dragnet has been spread by the police to apprehend Gay Lawrence
0:33:25 > 0:33:29'for information about the murder of Waldo Sampson...'
0:33:35 > 0:33:37TRAY RATTLES
0:33:39 > 0:33:42- You'd better have some yourself. - It might make me nervous.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45I may be a widow before I'm a bride.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47TELEPHONE RINGS
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Hello.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Oh, you.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53So now it's murder.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56O'Hara and 22,000 cops are looking for you.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Pay no attention to it, darling.
0:33:58 > 0:34:03- Just meet me at the airport in one hour.- Shall I bring my machine gun?
0:34:03 > 0:34:06- The police are probably waiting for you there.- Wrong, darling.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09O'Hara will think I'm much too smart to leave town as we'd planned.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12You're too smart for my own good.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14And be sure that you're not followed.
0:34:15 > 0:34:20- See you in an hour.- It'll seem like a year. And it's liable to be.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24SMASH!
0:34:25 > 0:34:27SMASH!
0:34:30 > 0:34:34- I feel better now.- Me too! - Come on. Let's go.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Do you see him anywhere?
0:34:44 > 0:34:46No.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Shall I have the bags put on board?
0:34:48 > 0:34:52- I don't really expect to take this plane.- Don't give me riddles!
0:34:52 > 0:34:56- What are we here for?!- We came here to see what happens next.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05HE WHISTLES LIGHT-HEARTEDLY
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Here he comes.
0:35:10 > 0:35:15It looks as though we might be going somewhere, doesn't it, Goldy?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Could be.- What'll you bet? I'll give you 10-1 we don't.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20I'll take it.
0:35:20 > 0:35:25- Don't be so cynical. Everything's going to be fine.- Fine and dandy.
0:35:25 > 0:35:30- Here it comes!- Am I getting to be a bore?- You're getting to be a good detective.- Just takes time.
0:35:30 > 0:35:35- Shall we go back downtown now? - Can't you give me a break?- Sure. I'll try to get you a life sentence.
0:35:35 > 0:35:40- If I don't get this plane, I might lose my fiancee.- If you think he's kidding, stick around.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44I know just how you feel. I've been chasing him too.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46- He's got me.- He can have you.
0:35:46 > 0:35:52- What am I to do? I could be held for murder.- Take your hands off me before I'm held for one!
0:35:52 > 0:35:54I'll crack this case.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Anyway, I tried. Be careful, darling.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07- Touching, ain't it? - Yeah, it touches me for a buck!
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Oh. Goodbye, darling.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Thanks. It'll be a down payment on my straitjacket.
0:36:25 > 0:36:29- How about a cigarette?- I have some, thanks.- I'll have one too.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Thanks.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35You know, Mike,
0:36:35 > 0:36:39- even the smartest men make mistakes. - Yeah, I've made a few myself.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44I made one when I didn't tip you off about a fellow called Max.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Max who?
0:36:46 > 0:36:50I don't know, but I think he knows plenty about the man in the hotel.
0:36:50 > 0:36:55- Why didn't you tip me off?- I started to, but I was interrupted by a shot.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Yeah? Who done the shooting?
0:36:57 > 0:37:00Whoever it was killed Waldo Sampson.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02That's just a theory.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06It wasn't a theory that made a hole in Goldy's hat.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Does he always miss?- Give me 12 hours and you can ask him yourself.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11And then you'd be in Mexico.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15You aren't fooling me. You don't actually think that I'm guilty.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19- You'll do till a better suspect comes along.- Give me those 12 hours
0:37:19 > 0:37:24and I can keep my fiancee and you your job. That's what you wanted me for, isn't it?
0:37:24 > 0:37:28Well, I'll tell you, Falcon, I'd look stupid if I let you get away.
0:37:28 > 0:37:33- Or if you try to pin this on me! - I've been thinking about that too.
0:37:33 > 0:37:3512 hours, Mike, eh?
0:37:38 > 0:37:41CAR HORNS BEEP
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Waiting for a ticket, buddy?- Yeah.
0:37:51 > 0:37:56Make it out to Michael O'Hara, Homicide Bureau, for impersonating an officer.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Herman...
0:39:40 > 0:39:41TELEPHONE RINGS
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Hello? Yeah, yeah, boss.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46- Let me talk to him.- So?
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Tell Helen to meet me at the cocktail lounge.
0:39:49 > 0:39:50When she leaves the apartment,
0:39:50 > 0:39:54I think someone will follow her, and I hope it isn't the police.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58Now, what I want YOU to do is to follow them, see?
0:39:58 > 0:40:02They'll be after me. When they pick me up, find out where they take me
0:40:02 > 0:40:04and then call O'Hara. Get it?
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- Yeah, I get it, but what is it? - What's he up to now?
0:40:08 > 0:40:10- OK.- Let me talk to him!
0:40:10 > 0:40:15Don't tell Helen anything, except that I want to buy her a drink.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17And be prepared for any eventuality.
0:40:17 > 0:40:22- Yeah, that's what I thought. - Let me talk to him!- OK. Goodbye.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Why couldn't I talk to him? I'm his future wife.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31- Meet him at Jack & Joe's. - Why?- He wants to buy you a drink.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Come on, what's behind all this? - Don't ask me!
0:40:34 > 0:40:36All right.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Here I go again. Anyway, we have fun...
0:40:39 > 0:40:41don't we?
0:40:44 > 0:40:45Yeah, don't I?
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Will you tell me what this is about?
0:41:21 > 0:41:24I wanted to celebrate our marriage.
0:41:24 > 0:41:29- Don't you think that little murder charge might interfere with our nuptials?- I'm not sure he's dead.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33- Then why is he in the morgue? - I don't know.- Do you feel all right?
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Yes, fine. I'll be right back.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04CAR HORN BEEPS ONCE
0:42:10 > 0:42:12In the car, buddy.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23- Hello again.- Get in there.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Gay!
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Gay! Help! Police!
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- Help! Police!- What's the matter?
0:42:35 > 0:42:40- That car! That car!- What about it? - They've got him in there.- Who?
0:42:40 > 0:42:44- They've got the Falcon!- Somebody's got a bird?- Oh, will you...?
0:42:44 > 0:42:49- The Falcon? What do you know about him?- Don't stand there like a paralysed idiot! Do something!
0:42:49 > 0:42:52- All right, I will. Let's go down to headquarters.- Oh!
0:42:52 > 0:42:55Don't pull anything this time.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59- I'm sorry we had to be so rude.- Not at all. I've been looking for you.
0:42:59 > 0:43:03- Really?- I decided it would be safer to be on your side.
0:43:03 > 0:43:09- You should have thought of that before collaborating with Mr O'Hara. - I live and learn.- Anyway, you learn.
0:43:14 > 0:43:19- Would you be interested in hearing some observations I made since I last saw you?- No.
0:43:19 > 0:43:23- But I imagine Max would.- So I'm really going to meet Max at last.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Most people do.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27At last.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30RADIO: 'Will Linda dare to leave Chris
0:43:30 > 0:43:32'and find happiness in Tony's arms?
0:43:32 > 0:43:35'Or will she defy her own heart
0:43:35 > 0:43:37'for the sake of Tiny Tim?
0:43:37 > 0:43:41'And what of Millicent? Where will she get the money?
0:43:41 > 0:43:45'Tune in tomorrow night and hear the next episode
0:43:45 > 0:43:48'in this soul-searching drama of a woman's heart.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51'Don't forget. Tomorrow!'
0:43:51 > 0:43:53I hope I'll be here to remember!
0:44:28 > 0:44:32So Max is an importer, eh? Is that a cover for smuggling?
0:44:32 > 0:44:34You'd better ask him.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Hello, Falcon.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Hello, Max.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49You probably recognise Mr Sampson...
0:44:49 > 0:44:52- Yes.- Officially, he's dead.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56Yes, and unofficially, he doesn't look very healthy.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58I saw his twin brother.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00So you weren't fooled?
0:45:00 > 0:45:03No, but I think O'Hara was.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06We were sure he would be. By the time he wakes up,
0:45:06 > 0:45:10- we'll be out of the country. - And Waldo will be out of existence.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13Don't exclude yourself. You should have listened to Rita.
0:45:13 > 0:45:17- I was too anxious to leave town. - Is that so? What kept you?
0:45:17 > 0:45:20- I forgot my toothbrush.- Really?
0:45:20 > 0:45:22How unfortunate for you.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25I just persuaded Mr Sampson to give us the formula for his process.
0:45:25 > 0:45:30- I thought you would. - Dutch and I will collect tomorrow. We'll phone you here when we finish.
0:45:30 > 0:45:35- I think you can close our deal with the Falcon.- I think so.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37- We'll meet at your apartment.- Right.
0:45:37 > 0:45:41- Come on, Dutch.- Oh, your hat. - Thank you.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45- Sorry we won't meet again.- That's one nice thing about my murder.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50- Won't you sit down?- Oh, thanks.
0:45:52 > 0:45:57You'd better step on it. They look like they'd slit your throat for a cigarette butt.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01OK, but don't crash the joint until some of my men get there.
0:46:01 > 0:46:06Maybe it's on the level, maybe not. Take a couple of lads and find out.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09- Is the Falcon there?- Goldy says the mob's got him.- What mob?
0:46:09 > 0:46:13- How should I know?! Nobody tells me nothing!- Embarrassing, ain't it?
0:46:13 > 0:46:14Yeah.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49- Are you going to fix the window? - No, I'm going to fix you.- Oh.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56Oh, no.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Not one of those things again.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Still works, brother.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07How trite!
0:47:07 > 0:47:11They say the best people are using concrete these days.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Always smart, aren't you?
0:47:13 > 0:47:16You're a trusting soul, Rita.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- Am I?- Yes, you've just let Max walk out of here with a fortune.
0:47:19 > 0:47:24- He collects the money and you collect a couple of murders.- You won't talk your way out of this.
0:47:24 > 0:47:28- Neither will you when the police get here.- What do you mean?
0:47:28 > 0:47:32If Max tips off the police and they find you holding Sampson.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Don't listen to him.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Worried, Rita?
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Aren't you?
0:47:41 > 0:47:44Not if I'm going to live until your friend Max telephones.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47You won't.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10- Drunk driver, huh?- What did you say? - I suppose you'll say it's my fault!
0:48:10 > 0:48:13- You chump!- Let me see your licence. - Let's see your badge.
0:48:13 > 0:48:18- You think you own the road. I ought to take a poke at you.- Try me.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21WOMEN SCREAM
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Oh!
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Turn it off. What goes on here?
0:48:42 > 0:48:46- That man is drunk. He ran into my car and attacked me.- Oh!
0:48:46 > 0:48:50- You heard this gentleman. What do you say?- Ask anybody. Who was to blame?
0:48:50 > 0:48:54- You. I saw you cut in. - He was doing a good 50.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57- Come on, you.- You don't know who he is. He's a killer.
0:48:57 > 0:49:02- You can see the man is blind drunk. - I appeal to the public's fairness.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05- Don't you two answer. Am I drunk? - ALL: Yes.
0:49:05 > 0:49:09- Come on, you.- Wait a minute. He's Murder Incorporated!- Sure, sure(!)
0:49:09 > 0:49:13- I'm as sober as a judge.- I'll put you before one, we'll find out.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15CROWD LAUGHS
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Open up. Police.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24BANG! BANG!
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Stand back, boys.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Drop that gun.
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Am I seeing things?
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Get these guys loose.
0:49:58 > 0:50:00Thanks, Officer.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07All right, boys, reach!
0:50:08 > 0:50:10- Don't be a chump, Falcon.- Your guns.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24Let's get out of here. Well, come on, snap out of it!
0:50:55 > 0:50:59You'll have to forgive me for misjudging you.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03- I could forgive you for almost anything.- I hope we make it.
0:51:03 > 0:51:07- It isn't the money now. It's him. - I'll take the money.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09You'll take half the money.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Naturally.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Here we are. Third house down.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23They're still here.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31I'll turn the formula over to you for a million dollars.
0:51:31 > 0:51:35You know it's only valuable in the hands of an unscrupulous party.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Well, you're getting it.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Because I'm in somewhat of a hurry to leave the country,
0:51:41 > 0:51:44I'll let you have it at a bargain.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46250,000.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48- Take it or leave it.- I'll take it.
0:51:49 > 0:51:50Rita!
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Don't move.
0:51:54 > 0:51:58I'm beginning to understand.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01Don't do anything foolish...
0:52:05 > 0:52:08Now you're dealing with me.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11No, with me. Sit down, Rita.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Police headquarters.
0:52:17 > 0:52:22- Hold that phone up for me. Do you mind?- Would it matter if I did?
0:52:22 > 0:52:26- I'm afraid not.- Would 50,000...? - Save it for your lawyers. ..Hello.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30This is the Falcon for O'Hara... Stay where you are, Rita.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34Yes, right away.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37Tell him to come to 59 West 23rd Street...
0:52:47 > 0:52:50- He hasn't got it.- The formula? - It's not on him.
0:52:52 > 0:52:53Dutch.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00OK, OK, we'll start all over again.
0:53:00 > 0:53:04Whom did he meet when he ducked out of that cocktail bar?
0:53:04 > 0:53:07WHOM do you think I am, a swami?
0:53:07 > 0:53:10- Will you please DO something? - We are doing something!
0:53:10 > 0:53:14If your boyfriend's on the level, you ain't got much to worry about.
0:53:14 > 0:53:18- If he ain't, you got nothing to worry about!- Of course he is!
0:53:18 > 0:53:21- Well?- The Falcon just phoned.
0:53:21 > 0:53:25- Where is he?- 59 West 23rd Street. He says to come over.- He gets around!
0:53:25 > 0:53:28Don't stand there, you oaf!
0:53:28 > 0:53:33- Maybe the worst thing I could do to that guy is let you catch up with him!- Then I shall go myself.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36- Put her on ice.- Oh, no, you don't! - Let's waste our time.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40- You heard the Inspector. - Don't you dare touch me!
0:53:40 > 0:53:43- This'll cost you your badge! - I've heard that before.
0:53:48 > 0:53:52All right. Now say six long, slick, slim, slippery saplings.
0:53:52 > 0:53:56- Come again?- Slix long, slix, slippery slap... Go on!
0:53:56 > 0:53:58Walk that line!
0:54:06 > 0:54:10- He can't be drunk.- So I'm innocent? Walk that line.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16A wise guy, eh?
0:54:16 > 0:54:20- I'm gonna take you for a little talk with O'Hara.- Take it easy!
0:54:20 > 0:54:24Take your hands off me! Let go of me, you big baboon.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Goldy, what are you doing here?
0:54:27 > 0:54:30Assault and battery, drunk and disorderly, reckless driving,
0:54:30 > 0:54:35operating a car while intoxicated and resisting an officer. Otherwise, they ain't got a thing on me.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39- Where's O'Hara?- Went for the Falcon. - Who tipped him?- The Falcon.
0:54:39 > 0:54:43- The Falcon?! I'm all mixed up. - You're telling us!
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Oh, yeah? We'll wait for O'Hara.
0:54:45 > 0:54:49- Now wait a minute... - This is ridiculous!
0:55:13 > 0:55:17- Oh, hello, Mike.- Hello, Falcon. How are things going?
0:55:17 > 0:55:20- So you came.- I never miss a party.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23- You missed this one. The host has left.- Friend of yours?
0:55:23 > 0:55:28- This is Max.- You forgot to tell me you was going to knock him off.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31- It's a long story and I haven't got time now...- Aw!
0:55:31 > 0:55:34- Where's Bates?- Goldy put him on a wild goose chase.
0:55:34 > 0:55:39- Bates has got Waldo Sampson and he isn't dead.- Bates?- No, Waldo Sampson.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42Too bad. They're burying him. I'm gonna give a party too.
0:55:42 > 0:55:47- You're making a great mistake. I was an innocent bystander.- Sure...
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Gay! Darling, are you all right?
0:55:51 > 0:55:54- Sure.- Why the handcuffs? - I'm just carrying them for O'Hara.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Only a little murder rap.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00You think you're a detective, just because your arches are broken down.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04Get up, you! Lady, leave my feet out of this.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07- Get this dame out of here.- Yes, sir.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09- Oh, no, you don't!- Come on, lady.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11- Cut that out.- No!
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Come on, get in there.
0:56:16 > 0:56:20- Hey, what is all this?!- Bates, for once, I'm glad to see you.
0:56:20 > 0:56:26- How did you round them up? - Needles took us to Dutch's, where we found your girlfriend...
0:56:26 > 0:56:29- Is that a crack?- Hey!
0:56:30 > 0:56:34- This guy is dead!- Chief, while I still understand it myself,
0:56:34 > 0:56:38- this is Waldo Sampson.- I suppose the stiff was his twin brother(!)
0:56:38 > 0:56:40- Yeah, that was Herman.- Who?
0:56:40 > 0:56:42The twin brother.
0:56:42 > 0:56:47- Let me sit down!- You aren't nearly as dumb as you think you are, Mike.
0:56:47 > 0:56:51They wanted it to look like Waldo was dead, to put us off the track
0:56:51 > 0:56:54- while they got the formula from him. - How did YOU get wise?
0:56:54 > 0:56:59- I had two clues - a fake telegram sent by Max, signed Herman...- Yeah.
0:56:59 > 0:57:02..and Waldo's photo in Herman's watch.
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Waldo's photo in Herman's watch?
0:57:04 > 0:57:08That's right. A man doesn't usually carry his picture about with him.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10- Get the idea?- Give him time!
0:57:10 > 0:57:14Then who knocked off Max, or ain't he dead either?
0:57:14 > 0:57:18This charming lady over there, Miss Rita Mara.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20Why did you knock him off?
0:57:20 > 0:57:24Ask the Falcon. It's something he specialises in.
0:57:24 > 0:57:28- I framed what appeared to be a double cross.- On who?- Everybody.
0:57:28 > 0:57:32- Including me.- Here is where it gets mixed up...- Never mind!
0:57:32 > 0:57:37- Get them all out, so I got room to think!- You'll need more than room.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40Come on, get going. Make it snappy.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42Let's go. It's getting dull.
0:57:42 > 0:57:47- Wait. Nobody's leaving till I get that phoney.- Here we DON'T go again!
0:57:47 > 0:57:49- Where is it?- Didn't they have it?
0:57:49 > 0:57:53I searched them and took Dutch's joint apart. I even found termites.
0:57:53 > 0:57:58Hey, give me two minutes with Dutch and Needles and I'll get the dope.
0:57:58 > 0:58:02- How?- You take a piece of paper, a match...- Now it's arson?
0:58:02 > 0:58:06No, I'll make a fire. We take off Dutch's shoe, heat up his toes.
0:58:06 > 0:58:08When it gets warm, he'll talk!
0:58:08 > 0:58:11- What's this?- I dunno. - Where did you get it?
0:58:11 > 0:58:16- I got in a fight with Max. When I reached for his gun, all I got was that paper.- This is ALL you got?
0:58:16 > 0:58:18Is this Chinese writing?
0:58:18 > 0:58:21That's it. That's my formula.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24Darling, I love you!
0:58:24 > 0:58:27- Oh! It was practically nothing... - It's the luck of the stupid.
0:58:29 > 0:58:33- Looks like this puts you in the clear.- Thanks, Mike.
0:58:33 > 0:58:37Oh, no! I'll take that key. We're leaving and don't try to stop us.
0:58:37 > 0:58:39Are you gonna come quiet, Falcon?
0:58:42 > 0:58:44So long, gents.
0:58:44 > 0:58:47You're on your own now. What a break for crime!
0:58:50 > 0:58:52All right, you can go, Herman.
0:58:52 > 0:58:54I'm Waldo.
0:59:04 > 0:59:07Well, darling, we're on our way at last. Isn't it wonderful?
0:59:07 > 0:59:1110,000 feet above any possibility of trouble.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13I can hardly believe it!
0:59:17 > 0:59:20Why, Homer Bilkie! Hello, Homer!
0:59:20 > 0:59:24- What happened the night you went out for cigarettes?- You're mistaken.
0:59:24 > 0:59:29Aren't you Homer Bilkie? The fella that took me home from that backstage party at the Empire?
0:59:29 > 0:59:32No, I'm not. How could I be?
0:59:32 > 0:59:34I don't go to backstage parties.
0:59:34 > 0:59:36My fiancee doesn't approve.
0:59:36 > 0:59:38Oh. I get it.
0:59:38 > 0:59:40I guess I was mistaken.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44Homer has a mole on his nose.
0:59:51 > 0:59:54Warm, isn't it, Homer?
0:59:54 > 0:59:57Darling, I swear I've never seen her before in my life.
0:59:57 > 1:00:01- If I'm not telling the truth, I hope we crash.- Uh-oh!
1:00:01 > 1:00:03- What do you want?- A parachute!
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