Down Terrace

0:00:03 > 0:00:11This film contains prolonged violent scenes and very strong language

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# ..Their names I don't know

0:00:13 > 0:00:20# They strayed away one bright summer's day

0:00:20 > 0:00:25# Those two little babies got lost on their way

0:00:25 > 0:00:31# Pretty babes in the wood Pretty babes in the wood. #

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Well, that's that, then.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Let's get a cab. I can't face the walk.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52'Situated on the outskirts of the city

0:00:52 > 0:00:54'on the first day of a weeklong series

0:00:54 > 0:00:56'of special reports from Iraq

0:00:56 > 0:01:00'to mark the fifth anniversary of the Allied invasion.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03'Five years on we've commissioned the most comprehensive survey

0:01:03 > 0:01:05'of the Iraqi people ever undertaken,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07'and it seems like the nation

0:01:07 > 0:01:09'is deeply pessimistic about the future.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13'The people are concerned over the continued rise in violence

0:01:13 > 0:01:15'and about the remaining deep divides

0:01:15 > 0:01:17'in their society.'

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Garvey's here.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hey, big Bill!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Can't keep a good man down, can they?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Nice to see you, mate. - Yeah, you too.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Karl, make us some tea, will you?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I've gotta get out of this monkey suit.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Eh, full acquittal though, yeah?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Get in! Come here. - Thanks, man.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I knew it was bollocks. They'd never make that stick, would they?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44It's a fucking waste of the taxpayers' money.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Tell you what, it should be legalised anyway, shouldn't it?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Yeah. Anyway, do you want some tea?- Yeah.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Maggie, would you make Garvey some tea, please?

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Oh!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Jesus Christ, it's like a fucking noose!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Undo the knot. Come here.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- You're just tightening it. - Fucking get it off me, man!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Calm down. Just let us have a look.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34How long has he been here, Maggie?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- He's had a sandwich. - The disgusting fat locust.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39He's not fat. He's got big bones, Bill.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Well, he's peasant stock, isn't he?

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Now, you know, it's all beer and armchairs and TVs,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48and they're just a load of slobs. It sickens me.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51His dad was a moron as well.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Good to see a friendly face.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I thought I'd pop in, make sure you're all right.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Tough four months for you boys, I'd imagine.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I just thought I'd come and put your mind at rest.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Everything's running smoothly.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I knew it was all in safe hands.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Well, I'll pop to the little boys' room.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Hey, you've put on a bit of weight there, Garv.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- I don't think so.- I think you're getting a little bit heavier.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yeah, I can see it on the sides... like handles.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Right, thanks.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Hello, Eric.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Thanks.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Boys! - Eric.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- They gave you cake for the way out, did they?- Oh, yeah.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- All right, Eric? - Yeah, I'm all right. You?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Yeah, not too bad now. - Looks like a slab of concrete.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yeah. Ah, it's all right.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44A little bit stale. Taste's a bit like petrol, but it's OK.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Looks like a dog's crapped on it. Look at it.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49I quite liked it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- I thought it was all right. - Oh, it's all right.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53If you swill it down with enough tea,

0:03:53 > 0:03:55it'll be getting there, you know.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Well, don't break your teeth on it.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Where'd you get it?- I got it from the shop at the end of the road.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Those Pakis are thieves, man. - You shouldn't say that -

0:04:03 > 0:04:05"Pakis" - any more, should you?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- What's someone from Afghanistan? - Uh, Afghani.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- There you go.- Yeah, that's true.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Brain of Britain.- Yeah.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16This needs painting over, Maggie.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Yeah, everything's a mess here.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23We can't be too conspicuous. That's the golden rule.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I wouldn't want a new house. They've always got problems.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31You can't trust builders.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35This situation needs sorting out, tidying up.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Yeah.- It's someone close in, obviously.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Yeah.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, it's an informant culture, isn't it?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Listen, about that money... - Don't worry about that now.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- That's good of you, Garv. - That's all right.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- I'll sort it out next week. - No sweat.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- I'll bring it round to your house. - Or down the club.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Yeah, OK. Thanks, man. - It's only money, isn't it?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Any beer about? - Only what you brought, mate.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I thought this was meant to be a big party.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Well, I'll pop down the offy. Who wants what?

0:05:06 > 0:05:11Get us some whisky, some wine and some beer.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12And some matches or a lighter.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- No, a lighter.- All right.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16OK.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17PHONE RINGS

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, fuck's sake.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Where's Garvey getting the booze from?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Just the offy over the road. - Valda's coming round.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Who's coming over? - Valda's coming round.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Ah. That's his new bird.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Is it?- I've been going out with her for a year.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40He's not been going out with her for a year at all.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42How long have you actually known her?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- I haven't seen her in about six months.- He hasn't seen her.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- How long did you go out for? - About a year...ten months.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I thought I heard she done one.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53She did, but she's just rung up. She's coming round.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Maybe she's pregnant.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yeah, that's...

0:05:59 > 0:06:02That's extremely unlikely.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I fast for January.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07No to poisons, no to drugs, no food.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I only allow myself tea.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10- And whisky.- Fucking hell, Bill.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15- I feel like a teenage tantric Superman.- Yeah, so do I.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I'm a simple person.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I like to reconnect to the essentials.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Go on. Come on.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Come on, Eric, you're strong,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27you big-boned bastard.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29This is like tempered steel. Come on.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30You do it to me, then I'll do it to you.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Come on! - Bad-tempered steel.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Come on, Eric, I'll let you have a go.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Come on, then. - Let's have it.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Looks like a crossover. - Go on, take a dig.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Take a fucking dig, Eric! - Feel that.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- It's soft as shite. - Oh, you bastard!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I forgot to pick the kids up.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Oh, a man out of time.- Shit.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57What's happened?

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh, that's them outside now.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'd better go.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Who's out there?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- It's his missus. - Is she coming in?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08No, no, no. I'd better go.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I gotta feed the kids and that, but...

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Is that Helen? I ain't seen her in years.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Yeah, yeah. We gotta go.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Well, er, nice one. Well done and everything.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16- Yeah, well done.- Cheers, Garv.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Yeah, see you later.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20See you, Maggie.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23See you, everyone.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Cheers, Garv. Have a good one, mate.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27She looks absolutely furious.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Give 'em a kiss for me, Garv.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31She's fit... his missus, mate.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Hoo-hoo. - That's his old missus.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38His new missus is like a hippo-croco-pig.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- A bit short-sighted.- Looks a bit like him in a lady mirror.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49A female version of Garvey. Can you imagine it?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Give us one of those beers. Oh, these are from Garvey.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Good old Garvin, eh? - Yeah, cheers.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- What a little superstar. - He's shaken 'em up, hasn't he?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00He's totally fucking depth-charged me.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Why don't you just pour it over the carpet?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Karl. Oi.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Yeah? Hello, mate.- Come here, I've got something to show you.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Hold on a second.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13By the way, when are you coming back to work?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Soon. Just got to be a bit careful, that's all.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, you need to hurry up.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18I'm running round like a blue-arsed fly.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20This thing don't run itself, you know?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Everything's going all right, though, yeah?- Yeah.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25A bit of trouble in Whitehawk, but otherwise shway shway.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Sweet.- Come on out.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I've got something to show you.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32You are coming back to work, aren't you?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Yeah, I told you. I'm coming in.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38So I don't have to run this whole bloody operation by myself.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Get in there. I've got something to show you.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- They're not going to come up, are they?- Doubt it.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Oh, fucking hell! It's gone right through the lining on my jacket.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- What's that, Eric? - A fucking gun, mate.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51- Got it off Don the Gun. - Fuck off.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54That looks totally real, man.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57It is fucking totally real.. What are you talking about?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- You serious? - It's a real gun, yeah.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02I just bought it for 200 quid.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Are you serious? This is a real shooter?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yeah, it's a real shooter. I just bought it.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I just told you. I need it, don't I?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- What, you never seen a fucking gun before?- Eric, Eric,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17are you out of your fucking mind, mate?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18What?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Put it away and take it home. - All right, all right.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Well, he's not going to see it, is he?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I've just got my... I've just got my prints all over a gun.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, for fuck's sake. What are you, paranoid or what?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30What do you mean? I've just come back from court.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, for Christ's sake, mate.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- What's up with you? - Has this been fired?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Don't know. Didn't ask.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Mate...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Look, give it to me. I'll do that.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Come on...- No, I'll do it. Thanks very much, Eric.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It don't mean the old Bill are going to come

0:09:47 > 0:09:49straight round now, are they?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Put it away. I don't want to see it again.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Was he always such an unctuous little prick...

0:10:00 > 0:10:02fucking Garvey?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'll say he's pretty consistent. Why?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I can't believe the old man's left him running that fucking club.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09He's making a fortune, man.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11I mean, he's just moved into some flash new drum.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Well, that should have me and you on it.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15What can you say? Bill is Bill.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- How's he holding up? - A bit rattled, I'd say.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Minor.- What about you?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Fine. I'm just trying not to think about it.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25You know I'm right behind you, don't you?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27What, leading from the rear, yeah?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I've got your back, mate.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Where's Garvey?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40If Benson had testified...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44It's all right, mate. Calm down.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46It's all sorted.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48There you go.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Oh, hang on. Here.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- All right. Thanks, Karl. - How you holding up?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Well, they've shown their hand now, haven't they?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yeah, we're home and dry now though, right?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Are we?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10I feel like I've been fighting this corner for ever, mate.

0:11:12 > 0:11:1440 years...not a bad run.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Oh, it was a run, was it?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I mean, I was a smoker.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25I mean, I was a... I was an artist, a poet.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- The head. - I was a head, you know.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31And I said I would do it.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32I started doing it

0:11:32 > 0:11:35and I could have as much gear as I wanted,

0:11:35 > 0:11:37which was all I was interested in.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39The funny thing was... this is what I noticed

0:11:39 > 0:11:41first of all when I got into it...

0:11:41 > 0:11:46was everybody else was into making money, except me.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I mean, me and Timothy Leary, you know.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52I believed that this was a revolution of consciousness

0:11:52 > 0:11:55and there was going to be an evolution taking place.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57And we were going to find out all these discoveries

0:11:57 > 0:12:00about the brain and the future

0:12:00 > 0:12:02and how to be high and stay high

0:12:02 > 0:12:07and how to be magical, how to live in the world in this sort of new way.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09But all these other characters basically were into bread.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12They made money and I ended up just becoming

0:12:12 > 0:12:15just another criminal like them because of force majeure.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Because of Maggie and then you and the rest of it,

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I had to do something.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20You know?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Studied the Tibetan Book of the Dead.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I learned how to control my consciousness when I got into acid.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27I knew how to sort of...

0:12:27 > 0:12:29I did the full lotus,

0:12:29 > 0:12:31where you can get into that little pyramid shape.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35And then it all starts to unfold, you know, and curl up.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39It goes out the top of your head and there you are, man.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41And you're like, "Hey, I'm God.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44"I am all men. I can be Everyman.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47"I'm no better, no worse...

0:12:47 > 0:12:49"certainly no worse than anyone else in the world.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51"I am Man. I am Adam Kadmon."

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Three things...that's what I found at the top level.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57You know what? It's a triangle.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00It's goodness, truth and beauty.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03And if things aren't good,

0:13:03 > 0:13:05they're not true and they're not beautiful.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07If it's good, it's also true and beautiful.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09And that was the aim...

0:13:09 > 0:13:13to get that little triangle in your forehead

0:13:13 > 0:13:17so you could see through that lens of goodness, truth and beauty,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20and see the goodness and see the truth and see the beauty.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I've just become some sort of, you know, grim recluse

0:13:22 > 0:13:24living in my diamond cave.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27There were good drugs to start with,

0:13:27 > 0:13:29and then the freak-out of the laws

0:13:29 > 0:13:30and the paranoia began.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32And everybody splintered off

0:13:32 > 0:13:34and went into their rooms and closed their curtains.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37And the communities were all closed off from one another

0:13:37 > 0:13:39so nobody knew what anybody else was doing.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Everybody else was just paranoid.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44You're only as good as the people you're with.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yeah, I know.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52OK, lads,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54double bubbles all round.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yeah.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27What are we going to do, then, Bill?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Well, we're going to find out who's behind all this.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41# She is the little queen of spades

0:14:41 > 0:14:44# And the men will not let her be

0:14:48 > 0:14:51# Hmm, she's the little queen of spades

0:14:51 > 0:14:54# And the men will not let her be

0:14:58 > 0:15:01# Every time she makes a spread

0:15:01 > 0:15:05# Hoo, fair brown, cold chill just runs all over me. #

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Oh, all right. How you doing? - All right, Bill?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Good result, eh?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18What's the point of you being on the inside

0:15:18 > 0:15:20when you don't help us out, Dave?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22I'm only a counsellor, Bill.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Look, I done all I could.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27You've been well lucky this time.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Have we? It doesn't feel like we have.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33So have you any idea where all this has come from?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Nobody specific.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38But it's someone close in.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40You don't get paid to speculate, David.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41You get paid for intelligence.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43The police have got this document.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47I've told you, it's like a family tree with it all mapped out.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49And it's well comprehensive, Bill.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51All kinds of people are on it, mate.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54It goes right back to your grandfather.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's basically the complete fucking picture.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I doubt that.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01The Barneses, the Cowells,

0:16:01 > 0:16:03the Pikes... they're all on it, mate.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05All their marriages back and forth.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Well, that's all public knowledge.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08So? What can they prove?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10They don't have to prove anything, do they?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Listen to me, Bill.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14They've just got to look at you

0:16:14 > 0:16:16and eventually something happens.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17They know it'll balance out.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, maybe they need balancing out.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23In the next life, yeah.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, lovely.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Fuck!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Give me a minute, that's all. - OK.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20My God.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You've put on a bit of weight, ain't you?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24For God's sake, Bill, she's...

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- You're going to be a grandad, Bill.- What?!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I've heard of sudden death, but sudden birth?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Where's all this come from, Karl?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Just...

0:17:47 > 0:17:49When were you going to tell me?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'm telling you now.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53My dad's downstairs. My mum is downstairs.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56He's fucking loving it.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59I'm never... I'm never going to hear the end of this. This is...

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I don't think your dad is the biggest problem here.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Oh, come off it.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Just give me a second.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11This is quite a number. This...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I must be going through a bad phase.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Maybe a baby's the thing to pull me out of it.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30I don't know. Who fucking knows?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Or this kid's going to make it...

0:18:35 > 0:18:37this kid's going to make it worse.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40How does he know this one? I get confused.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43They was pen pals last time he was in prison.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46How do you go to prison for assault

0:18:46 > 0:18:48when you're the one that's assaulted?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Well, you know,

0:18:50 > 0:18:52it was that unreasonable force thing.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55That other lad's still not right.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- He's not ready. - What's that, Grandad?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Grandad to a bastard.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Is there a word for that?- Cunt.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Those letters you wrote me in prison were really nice.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Good.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28I've got some... I've got some just here.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- You can do a live reading.- OK.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41They were just here.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Doesn't matter.- Fuck.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47They were just fucking here.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- It's OK. It doesn't matter. - It's...it's not OK.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Somebody's moved them.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Where the fuck are they?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58They were just fucking here.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, for fuck's sake!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Fuck!- There's some letters down here.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06They might be down here.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09They're not down... They were fucking here, man!

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- It's OK. - It's not OK, it's fucked!

0:20:12 > 0:20:16It's fucking typical. It's fucking fucked right up.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Mum!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Mum...

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Mum! Mum!

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Mum, have you seen those letters?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Calm down. It's OK. - It's not OK!

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, there they are.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I never knew you liked reading so much.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53This is all just shit we sell on eBay.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Oh, I see.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Do you like Hitler?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Got a rare book about him here.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03That's Hitler's dog, Blondie,

0:21:03 > 0:21:05the Alsatian.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Got poisoned.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Not really his fault, but there you go.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14That's war.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Oh, to you, son.- Cheers, Dad.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22I was thinking it's going to be really nice out there when you paint that room.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Yeah, it'll be lovely. Come on, baby.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25And maybe while you're doing it,

0:21:25 > 0:21:26you could think about doing in here.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah, sure.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Would you like a whisky, Valda? - I'm pregnant.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32Thanks, anyway, Bill.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Oh, well, I suppose it's about time

0:21:34 > 0:21:36we did pair off, isn't it?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- How old are you now?- 27.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Ah. And how old are you now, Karl? - 34.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Come on.- Anyway, see you later.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Yeah.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Bye, sweetie.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53See you later. Bye.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57The trap slams shut.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01How do you know it's your kid?

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Fucking hell, Dad.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04You don't want to find yourself bringing up

0:22:04 > 0:22:06some other bloke's bastard.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Oh, f...

0:22:10 > 0:22:12It's so typical.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Why do you have to be so fucking negative?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- You are my fucking son. - No, fuck you!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- You're lazy. You're a fucking bastard.- Fuck you!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25You don't know who the fuck she is or where she's come from.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I went out with her for a year, Dad! I know who she is.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- What else might she be keeping from us?- That's fucking bullshit.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32This is a critical period at the moment.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35I won't let you fuck it up with this baby bullshit.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37What the fuck has it got to do with you anyway?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Tell her to get rid of it.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Oh!- Bill, it's too late for that.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45- You've upset your mother now. - Get in here.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55# You poor injured fair one

0:22:55 > 0:22:59# Your pardon I crave

0:23:01 > 0:23:03# How soon must I follow you

0:23:03 > 0:23:06# Down to the grave?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11# There is none but you, fair one

0:23:11 > 0:23:14# To see that sad sight

0:23:14 > 0:23:16# And by her distraction

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- # He died the same night.- #

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Well, what's your intuition about her?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Well, you know, I'm not really involved

0:23:24 > 0:23:26in that any more... sort of thing, Bill.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'm kept pretty busy at the club, you know.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I've got kids and that.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34And to be honest with you, I don't feel as comfortable with it physically

0:23:34 > 0:23:36as when I was a bit younger.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38You're getting fat. You don't need to make excuses, mate.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- All right, yeah.- You know?

0:23:42 > 0:23:46You and my dad used to be proper terrors, didn't you, back in the day?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Your dad was one of my best mates.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52In fact, he was my closest friend.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yeah. I mean, your dad was... I would say your dad

0:23:54 > 0:23:57was the smartest and the funniest man in town.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59He was the one to beat.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- I miss him quite a lot. - We all miss him.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05What happened to your old man was... was terrible.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I never got over it really.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I'm still sick inside about that.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12You know I think he was murdered, don't you?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Really?- Yeah.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- I thought it was just a fire. - Well, yeah.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I sometimes think I should avenge his death.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21That's what I'm supposed to do as the son.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25But is that bad that I just don't want to?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Well, it's all changed now, isn't it?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29There are no fathers left, or hardly any fathers.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33All these fucking slags living off the state like fucking parasites,

0:24:33 > 0:24:35leaving all the men in fucking rooms.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- So where are the fathers to avenge? - Yeah.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40It's all gone, mate. You know what I mean?

0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Yeah, I know what you mean. - But still...

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- No, you're doing all right, you know?- Yeah.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I mean, you were lucky because you had a dad

0:24:49 > 0:24:51that was, you know...it was OK.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52I had him for a bit, yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I mean, my fucking old man... he died in his bed

0:24:55 > 0:24:57and let me find him naked and dead when I was 13.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Bloody hell. That's terrible, Bill.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I'm still sick inside.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Never got over that.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- What a bastard.- Yeah.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08That's what dads do...they die.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10- You know?- Yeah.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Well, anyway, I'll keep my ear out about what happened.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Lots of people come through the club.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Someone might say something.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Well, if you hear anything, mate,

0:25:19 > 0:25:21just let Karl know...

0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Of course, yeah. - ..and I'll hear it.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- You're all right, son. You're all right.- Cheers, Bill.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Cheers.- Yeah, no worries.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Cheers, Bill.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Cheers, mate.- Thanks a lot.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Cheers.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Garvey.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Garvey? That's left of field.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I don't like him...never did.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58He's too nice. It's a weakness.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Being nice is a weakness?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Don't be sentimental.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Who has the most to gain by you going to prison?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08There's a lot of people who would gain.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10I don't trust him.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Didn't trust his father either,

0:26:12 > 0:26:14and we know how that turned out.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Yeah, point taken.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18It's him and his wife

0:26:18 > 0:26:22and his kids.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26The police love to get their claws into idiots like that.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Oh, Garvey's all right.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Based on what?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Well, you know, my instincts.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Yeah, well, that's bullshit.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45We quite like the name Enoch

0:26:45 > 0:26:47or Norbert.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Norbert?

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- It's all right.- Look...

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Unusual... it's an unusual name.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55It's medieval apparently.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Bill is a good strong name.- Bill?

0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Oh, yeah, like, no prejudice.- Sure.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I don't know how Valda would feel about that,

0:27:03 > 0:27:05but I'm having a feeling though that she probably

0:27:05 > 0:27:07wouldn't like the idea very much at all.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Or Billina for a girl. - Billina's not even a name.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Check the book. It's not in there. I guarantee it.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16I think you'll find the feminine version of William is...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- It's Wilhelmina.- Wilhelmina.

0:27:18 > 0:27:23So it could be Billelmina, or short...Billina.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27How come there's no pictures of me in this album?

0:27:27 > 0:27:31This is 1979. I should be all over this album.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33I've told you a million times...

0:27:33 > 0:27:35photos were expensive in those days.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Now hang on a second. There's loads of pictures.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41There's loads of pictures of you two, of this dog that I don't remember.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43And then...

0:27:45 > 0:27:47I think that's my foot.

0:27:48 > 0:27:52I never took any photos.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Well, somebody took a lot of pictures.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57It wasn't me.

0:27:57 > 0:28:02# Aaah-aaah-aaah-aaah-aaah!

0:28:02 > 0:28:07# Aaah-aaah-aaah-aaah-aaah! Aaah!

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- # Are you going to...? # - Is that my Gibson?

0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Are you going

0:28:13 > 0:28:16# To Scarborough Fair? #

0:28:16 > 0:28:19That guitar's worth more than you are.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22It's not a fucking Gibson!

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Jesus, I gotta fucking listen to you play, like, night and fucking day

0:28:25 > 0:28:27the whole time with your pals and whatnot.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Why don't you learn some chords?

0:28:29 > 0:28:30I...

0:28:32 > 0:28:34I mean somewhere else.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45- Hey, Karl.- Hi, Chris.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47- You all right?- How's tricks?

0:28:47 > 0:28:49- Come in. - Not too bad, mate. Not too bad.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- Good to see you two out and about, anyway.- Can you close the door?

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Hello. Hello. How are you?

0:28:55 > 0:28:57- Oop!- Where are we? In here?

0:28:57 > 0:28:59- Out the back.- All right.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01I'll leave this pram here in the hall. Is that all right?

0:29:01 > 0:29:03It's Chris Pringle. Yeah, that's fine, mate.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05It'll be safe enough, won't it?

0:29:05 > 0:29:07- There you go.- Hello, Mr Pringle.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09- How you doing? You all right? - Yeah, yeah.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10Good to see you two out and about.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13- I want Grandpappy. - All right, sweetheart.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Grandpa.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18- Lovely, isn't he?- Good boy.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Grandpa, Grandpa. - How old's your boy now?

0:29:21 > 0:29:25Um...three.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28Ah, that's a nice age.

0:29:28 > 0:29:32- Had his first fight the other day. - Yeah?

0:29:32 > 0:29:33- He's an indi... - A little snapper.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35He's an individual, is he? Like his dad?

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Yeah, twatted this kid with a xylophone.

0:29:38 > 0:29:39- It was brilliant.- Really?

0:29:39 > 0:29:41Yeah, yeah, yeah. In nursery, right?

0:29:41 > 0:29:43He twats him with a xylophone

0:29:43 > 0:29:45and I'd taught him the two fingers into the throat routine, right?

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- Yeah.- I'd seen his eyes go... cos he's got his dad's eyes.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49The next minute, he's across the table with a finger in...

0:29:49 > 0:29:51"No!" Pulls him back.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54He's at him like he's a fucking junior ninja. So they pulled him back.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56I sees the look in the teacher's eyes, man. He shat himself.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58- A brick in his underpants. - Oi, Chris...

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Chris, he looks just like you.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Of course he fucking does.

0:30:02 > 0:30:03Yeah, come on, then, Kurt.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Do you want to help me make the tea?

0:30:05 > 0:30:06When I was out in Bosnia, you know...

0:30:06 > 0:30:08well, actually I went down to have a holiday

0:30:08 > 0:30:10and ended up just having a go in the war.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Cheap beer. - Were you in the army, Chris?

0:30:12 > 0:30:15Which one? Floated about.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Don't fight for no king, no country...no queen, no country.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20- I'm my own principality. Know what I'm saying?- Amen.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22Yeah. Amen. Testify, brother.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24- You know the truth. - Passport to Pringle.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26- Huh?- Passport to Pringle.

0:30:26 > 0:30:29- What does that mean?- Oh.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32So I'm standing there in the court...

0:30:32 > 0:30:33...and all of a sudden...

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Less of that bit, will you?

0:30:35 > 0:30:37- Sorry?- Less of that.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39I don't mind the cuddling, but none of the kissing

0:30:39 > 0:30:42and farting noises, all right?

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Just stay where I can see you.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46Play up and down the hall if you want. That's fine.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49But don't be taking him into your other room or anything.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Listen, if youse boys need anything done,

0:30:53 > 0:30:55just give me a shout, won't you?

0:30:55 > 0:30:58- So...- Hmm?

0:30:58 > 0:30:59SCRAPING

0:30:59 > 0:31:03Oh, of course. Don't worry.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Got the car out the back... hatchback.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07A roll of carpet, gaffer tape,

0:31:07 > 0:31:09lump hammer...it's all there.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Good to go. Shovel, small handle.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Give me 15 minutes... boom, South Downs.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17- Good boy.- All right?

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Modern life these days, you see?

0:31:19 > 0:31:21- You gotta market. - You got a point there, Chris.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24- Have you got a web presence? - Not yet.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Listen, catch youse later, all right?

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Nice to see you. Keep it...

0:31:29 > 0:31:31- Keep it tight.- Have a good one.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34- Nice to see your kid as well, man. - He's lovely, isn't he?

0:31:34 > 0:31:35He took to you, didn't he?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Come on. Come on, sweetheart.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39- You going to go with your dad? - Is he up the stairs?

0:31:42 > 0:31:45I was thinking about having Valda round,

0:31:45 > 0:31:46having a bit of dinner.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48I suppose. Maggie?

0:31:48 > 0:31:50I haven't got much in.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52I'll cook it.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56Yeah, fine.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00- Karl.- Yeah?- Look at this glass

0:32:00 > 0:32:03you've just given me.

0:32:03 > 0:32:04Say again?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Well, I'm not going to say anything.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Would you mind having a look at that?

0:32:09 > 0:32:11It's fine.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16You know, this is the first time I've come over for dinner.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19- Really?- Hmm. - That was rude of us.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21How long did you go out together? About three weeks?

0:32:21 > 0:32:24- A year.- A year?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Is that right, Maggie?

0:32:26 > 0:32:28- Was it that long?- A year.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31Oh, yeah. Well, what do you see in him then?

0:32:31 > 0:32:33What do you mean? There's lots to see in him.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35Dad, just... Please, Dad, just...

0:32:35 > 0:32:37It's not an interrogation, yeah? It's just...

0:32:39 > 0:32:41SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:32:41 > 0:32:43To happy families, all right?

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Tonight at least. Happy families.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47- Happy families.- All right, OK.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49- Happy families. - Cheers, everyone. Cheers, Mum.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Do you need a hand?

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Oh, fuck. Shit, fuck.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I don't really see my parents much any more.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58- Oh, why's that?- Personal reasons.

0:32:58 > 0:33:02Mum, have we got a... a thing for the pasta?

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Oh, it's all right. I found it.

0:33:04 > 0:33:05So he does a lot of cooking

0:33:05 > 0:33:07around here then, Bill?

0:33:07 > 0:33:08- No. He hardly ever cooks.- Shit.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10He's only cooking because you're here.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13It's very nice of him to make the effort, isn't it?

0:33:13 > 0:33:16Well, he can be a good lad, yeah.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17He's all right really.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Only the best tonight.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Do you know what this is called, this pattern?

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Is it the willow? - Yeah, it's the willow pattern.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27It's a story about runaway lovers, isn't it?

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Going over the bridge, I think.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Is that right?

0:33:31 > 0:33:33- Did they have a happy ending? - I don't think so.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Oh, I think that's what the birds are.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39I think maybe that's the souls of the lovers after they've been murdered.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41What it is, I can tell you,

0:33:41 > 0:33:44is the lovers...

0:33:46 > 0:33:51..got chased over the bridge by her dad,

0:33:51 > 0:33:54who's the fisherman, and he trapped them on the island

0:33:54 > 0:33:57and broke down the bridge.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00They were trapped for ever, but then they turned into birds and they were free.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03- He's a fountain of knowledge, isn't he?- I never knew that.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06- Had those since our wedding... never knew.- Ah.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- Lovely.- Mm, you win 20p.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11A bit of salad there, Mum?

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Well, I can't say that you're not pretty.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16- There he goes, the charmer. - Thanks.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- Yeah.- Aren't you?

0:34:19 > 0:34:23Well, you know, if I was 20 years younger...

0:34:23 > 0:34:26- He was a devil.- It's more like 35 years younger, Dad.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Oh, all right, 35 years.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33When he had hair.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Karl, could you get me some water, please?

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Thank you.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41I think your problem is you don't give Karl enough credit.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44That's not true.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Well, if I'm honest, I think you bully him.

0:34:47 > 0:34:48You just pick at him all the time.

0:34:48 > 0:34:52Pick, pick, pick. You just get at him all the time.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Look, it's banter. You don't understand how this house works.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56I think I do.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58- Is she always this mouthy?- What?

0:34:58 > 0:35:00We can't all be Father Christmas, can we?

0:35:00 > 0:35:04- I'm just being myself, Karl, don't worry.- Girls like you...

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- pregnant...- Dad.- I bet you don't even know who by.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Karl, are you going to say anything?

0:35:09 > 0:35:10- Dad...- Look...

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Dad, Dad!

0:35:12 > 0:35:17Look, if she says it's mine, it's mine, all right? Mum...

0:35:18 > 0:35:21You should have known, Karl.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23You should have known that this was not a good idea.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26I know, but she's got... she's got my baby.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29I've got a fucking headache now.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33Mum, listen, just... please, can you just stop him?

0:35:33 > 0:35:35- I'll be all right. Get back in there.- Just help me.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37I'll be all right when I've had a drink.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Beam me up.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55Do you want some help, Karl?

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Yeah, well, there's a bit of pudding. I'll bring it in.

0:36:02 > 0:36:03I thought there was some vino coming.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05No, I'll bring it in in a minute, Dad.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Let me get the pudding sorted out, get it ready to serve.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10- Yeah, thanks, Maggie.- I just wanted to have a look at you.

0:36:10 > 0:36:16- Yeah. Why was it you and he split up, then?- I don't know.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18It just didn't work out.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21Quite a lot of temper, fights.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24But he seems to have, you know, mellowed a bit.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Yeah, he's got a temper on him,

0:36:26 > 0:36:28but we're on top of it now.

0:36:28 > 0:36:29He got new pills.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31What do you mean?

0:36:33 > 0:36:37Well, he has a few mood swings, doesn't he?

0:36:37 > 0:36:40- But he's a lovely lad. - He's...he is a lovely lad.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Good night.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47- I'm sorry it was a bit harsh. - Don't worry about it.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50- It was entertaining. - I'm sorry you didn't like the food.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51It was fine. It was fine.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54It was very sweet that you cooked.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57I thought you were, you know, on good form tonight.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59I know.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10OK, I'm going to go.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11- Give me a call.- I will do.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13- I'll see you out.- OK.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15What a fucking little imbecile.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Not in front of the boy.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19She's a sheep. She's a follower.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22I don't bully him. It's non-aggressive advice.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Yeah, she's got her hooks right in.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26It's absolutely typical of him.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29- That was good rowdy fun, yeah? - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32- It was good to see her again. - Yeah, I'm really glad she's back.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Yeah. She should lay off the fatuous advice, though.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37- You know?- She was just telling it how she saw it.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Well, I think she should keep

0:37:39 > 0:37:40that internal monologue to herself

0:37:40 > 0:37:42and not share it with the adults.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44I'm playing at devil's advocate here, Karl,

0:37:44 > 0:37:47but she's a bit, you know, full of herself.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50In a nice way, I mean. Conceited.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52DISCORDANT TONE

0:37:53 > 0:37:54I had a nice time.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57DISCORDANT TONE CONTINUES

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Garvey'll be around in a bit.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Hide the fucking pies, yeah?

0:38:49 > 0:38:53- Where does your missus think you are?- Late at the club.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55I don't know why I couldn't tell her what's happening.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57I told you, it's so she can't be put in a position later on.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00- And no phones.- Yeah, I left it at home. Don't worry.

0:39:00 > 0:39:01- So what's going on?- Nothing much.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Just tying up a few loose ends.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09- Was it you?- What?

0:39:11 > 0:39:13Fucking hell! Are you mental?

0:39:13 > 0:39:15I've done... I've done fuck all to deserve this?

0:39:15 > 0:39:18- Calm down.- What's going on? You lure me out here...

0:39:18 > 0:39:20What's this?

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Look, listen, I couldn't get a sitter. Can we sort this out now?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33- Fuck's sake.- Ears!

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Shit, that's Chris Pringle!

0:39:35 > 0:39:37Calm down, lad. It's nothing personal.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40- What the fuck's he doing here? - An impartial observer.

0:39:40 > 0:39:41Fuck that!

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Come here, you fat bastard.

0:39:53 > 0:39:57- Bill, what's going on?- Everything's OK, Maggie. Don't worry.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Yeah, it's just a bit of boisterous fun, Ma.

0:40:00 > 0:40:04- Put it through, Bill?- No, don't break it down. It's Victorian.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06So what have...what have youse got here? Like, you got any tools?

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Like a knife? A knife would be good.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10- You didn't bring anything? - This is amateur hour.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13- No, I was in a rush. - Dude, what the fuck?

0:40:13 > 0:40:16- I've got a kid, you know.- Are you on a fucking... You on a meter?

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Even leaving the fucking house is like a lifestyle choice.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20You're like my fucking missus. Nyah-nyah-nyah!

0:40:20 > 0:40:23I've got the fucking kid. I've got to go to work with the kid.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26- Yeah. He's having a kid as well. - Oh, are you? You having a kid?

0:40:26 > 0:40:29That's brilliant. Congratulations, son.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Come on, hug it up, bitch.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- Cheers, Pringle.- Oh, man.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36- Dude, what are we going to do...? - Look, let's finish this amateur hour.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39- Oh, fuck, yeah. - Keep it down, man. He's in there.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42Well, he knows we're fucking out here.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45- Let's flush him out. - I don't want any...

0:40:45 > 0:40:47Come out, you little fucker.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48I'm going to come in there and get you.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51I'm going to fuck you up the arse and set your hair on fire.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53- Fuck off, Pringle. - I'm fucking sick of this shit.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56A little bit strong. Come on, he's a mate.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Look, sorry about that. Sorry, all right?

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Would little Kurt like some squash, Christopher?

0:41:03 > 0:41:06- Nothing artificial, Maggie. Thanks, though.- Oh, OK.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09- Are my vitamin supplements ready, Maggie?- Yeah, come through.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Come on, out.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Come out, come out, wherever you are.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17Come out, come out, wherever you are.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25# As I was a-walkin'

0:41:25 > 0:41:29# Down by the Royal Arsenal... #

0:41:31 > 0:41:32Come on, mate.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34You'll have to come out at some point.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36No, I won't.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39You going to spend the rest of your life in there?

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Maybe.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42SINGING CONTINUES

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Come on, mate, don't be a fucking helmet.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Come on, this went far enough, don't you think?

0:41:49 > 0:41:52# In white linen

0:41:52 > 0:41:56# And cold as the clay

0:41:58 > 0:42:02# So beat the drum slowly

0:42:02 > 0:42:05# And play your fife for him... #

0:42:05 > 0:42:09- He's right... - I know, he's in there.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11He's hiding in there.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Tell him you can see him. Say, "I can see you."

0:42:14 > 0:42:17I can see you.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Oh, fuck's sake.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23# Oh, whose life was squandered

0:42:25 > 0:42:29# And another young soldier

0:42:29 > 0:42:31- # Cut down in his prime.- #

0:42:38 > 0:42:41What's taking him so fucking long?

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Shall we go and see Mummy?

0:42:43 > 0:42:44- Shall we go and see Mummy?- Yeah.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47- Yeah, come on. I've had enough. - Mummy.

0:42:47 > 0:42:51- Where's my mummy?- Good luck to you. - My mummy. Mummy.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54I'm sorry. I can't do it.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57This is an absolutely disgraceful cock-up.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59Listen, I'm not used to having him

0:42:59 > 0:43:01under my feet all frickin' day when I'm doing a job.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03You oughta toughen up, mate.

0:43:03 > 0:43:04You've left me right in the shit.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Is he still up there?

0:43:06 > 0:43:09Oh, fucking hell. Nice one, Pringle, you spastic.

0:43:09 > 0:43:10Fucking forget about it. I'm outta here.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Come on, love.

0:43:13 > 0:43:17- Yeah, cheers.- That's lame.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Are you going to wait this out? - My eyes are shutting.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23I'm taking my sleepers, OK?

0:43:23 > 0:43:26- I don't want any noise. - Yeah, night, Mum.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:43:39 > 0:43:42- Garv, are you coming out? - No. Fuck off.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Mate, it's just getting silly now.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49Garv, I don't know what you think we're doing, mate,

0:43:49 > 0:43:50but you've got it all wrong.

0:43:50 > 0:43:53This has just... this has just been a test.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56I've been nothing but nice to you lot.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Yeah, Garv, but it's, like, been a test of character

0:43:59 > 0:44:01and you've passed it, mate... flying colours.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03- It's all sweet now.- Really?

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Yeah, come down and smoke the peace pipe.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08We'll forget all about this.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12Garv, I swear on my unborn kid

0:44:12 > 0:44:14we're not going to do anything.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17- Is that fucking animal Pringle out there?- Pringle's gone, mate.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20I don't even know what he was doing here.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23All right, I'm coming out.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28Come on, you great lump.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30We never suspected you for a minute, mate.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32You're getting paranoid in your old age.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Yeah, you are, Garv.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39It's not him, is it?

0:44:39 > 0:44:41I don't know. I'm tired.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43He reacted all wrong. I'm good at reading people.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45He made a run for it.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48Not an unnatural response in the circumstances.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50No, I'm talking about your general aura.

0:44:50 > 0:44:51You know, he's a clown. He's a fool.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54He's innocent.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56All right.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59Garv.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04- So you having a baby, eh?- Yep.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07It's the best thing that ever happened to me.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10I was trying for months with Helen,

0:45:10 > 0:45:12but she had a problem with her uterus.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14- Well, I did not know that, Garv. - I'll tell you what.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16I want to ask you something.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19On the night the twins were conceived

0:45:19 > 0:45:21I made this, like, roaring noise.

0:45:21 > 0:45:22I'd never done that before.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Did you make a noise?- Fuck knows.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27I don't know, but...

0:45:27 > 0:45:30So what's the name of the lucky mum-to-be?

0:45:30 > 0:45:32- Valda.- Valda.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Valda Newland?

0:45:35 > 0:45:37- Why? Do you know her?- Yeah, yeah.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40She went out with my brother a few months ago.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42- Really?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44They were pen pals together.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49She's had loads of pen pals from prison.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52She's a... she's a lovely girl. She's got a big heart.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54Well done.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01I'm painting tomorrow.

0:46:01 > 0:46:03- What, in here?- Yeah, all around.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05- What colour?- Just white.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Oh, yeah, nice. Fresh start.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10- Can you do me a favour for a second, Garv?- Yeah, of course.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13- Can you just hold this up?- Right.

0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Just there.- Yeah.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Actually, I'm pretty knackered.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20You couldn't do us a tea, could you, Karl?

0:46:20 > 0:46:22- Yeah, sure.- What time is it?

0:46:22 > 0:46:24I've got the kids tomorrow.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25SMACK!

0:46:26 > 0:46:29Fuck your kids.

0:46:32 > 0:46:33PHONE RINGS

0:46:34 > 0:46:38Eric, it's Karl. ..Yeah.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41Any chance you could possibly pop over?

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Yeah, I'm going to need your help with something.

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Come the back way, yeah?

0:46:47 > 0:46:50Wicked. See you then.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00# 'Twas on one summer's evening

0:47:00 > 0:47:04# All in the month of May

0:47:04 > 0:47:07# Down by a flowery garden

0:47:07 > 0:47:09# Where Betsy did lay... #

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Fat sack of shit, he's done my back in.

0:47:12 > 0:47:13KARL COUGHS

0:47:13 > 0:47:16Oh, fucking hell.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22Bill will have a full-blown fit if he finds out about this.

0:47:22 > 0:47:26- I just don't want to hear his voice.- Don't worry about it.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Tell you what, this is a blessing in disguise.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30For us anyway.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Jesus Christ, there's probably snakes in here.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Yeah, we're going to put another snake in there in a minute.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Mate, the ground is well too hard.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39We are never going to do this.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41It's going to take all day.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Stop your fucking whingeing and get on with it.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45I... What exactly are you here to do?

0:47:45 > 0:47:48I'm here to help, all right?

0:47:48 > 0:47:50- But you've only brought one shovel. - Take a fucking turn!

0:47:50 > 0:47:52It's not a fucking two-man shovel, is it?

0:47:52 > 0:47:55You take your turn, then I'll take over.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57This is bollocks. We'll never get him into this ground, mate.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00- We're just going to have to leave him.- We can't fucking leave him.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02We'll just have to fucking think of something else.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04You have a fucking go. Get in there and dig up...

0:48:04 > 0:48:07For fuck's sake. You're fucking useless, you are.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09Here's a bit of fucking soft ground here.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11There's no fucking soft ground in there.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13Yes, there is. It's fine.

0:48:13 > 0:48:14Fucking coming out here

0:48:14 > 0:48:16to commune with fucking nature.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22- Fucking hell.- I don't know how you do this as a job.

0:48:22 > 0:48:23You're fucking useless at it.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Christ on a bike. Look at you.

0:48:25 > 0:48:26Jesus, mate, hold the fucking gate.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29I ought to fucking knock you off, you ponce.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32I should fucking do you with that shovel.

0:48:32 > 0:48:37# Are you leaving for the country?

0:48:37 > 0:48:43# You say the city brings you down

0:48:43 > 0:48:48# Leave the iron clown behind

0:48:48 > 0:48:53# And feel the circus moving on

0:48:54 > 0:48:59# Are you leaving for the country?

0:48:59 > 0:49:05# I know a little country town

0:49:05 > 0:49:09# Where dogs are sleeping in the cold

0:49:09 > 0:49:12# And the flagpole's falling down... #

0:49:12 > 0:49:15I wonder if it's going to be a girl or a boy.

0:49:15 > 0:49:18- What, your forthcoming progeny? - Yeah.

0:49:18 > 0:49:20Science suggests it'll be a girl.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Why would it suggest that?

0:49:25 > 0:49:28Because the man determines the sex of the child.

0:49:28 > 0:49:32So, what diff...? What does that mean?

0:49:32 > 0:49:36- Well, you're that type.- What type?

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Well, the type that science talks about.

0:49:38 > 0:49:40What, the type of person that only has girls?

0:49:40 > 0:49:43What, you think I've only got girl sperm?

0:49:43 > 0:49:46Listen, man, you can't argue with science.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Who'd call their kid Misery?

0:49:51 > 0:49:53KNOCK ON DOOR

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Dad, that's the door.

0:50:01 > 0:50:02Pa, that's the door.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Oh, fucking hell. Don't get up.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14- All right, Karl. - All right, Dave.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16- I hear you're getting married. - That's right.

0:50:16 > 0:50:20Ducked ten years and ended up getting life, eh?

0:50:20 > 0:50:23- All right, Bill.- Hello, Dave.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26Garvey never went home last night.

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Oh, yeah? Is that official?

0:50:28 > 0:50:30Yeah. I've had his missus on the phone to mine.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32After one night? He's on a short leash.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35He never goes away, does he?

0:50:35 > 0:50:37So, er, was he here?

0:50:37 > 0:50:41- No.- Not seen him.

0:50:41 > 0:50:45- Well, who was here last night? - Just...just Pringle.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Fucking hell. Pringle.

0:50:48 > 0:50:54That's non-helpful. Right, well, look, if you see Garvey,

0:50:54 > 0:50:55you get him to give me a bell, yeah?

0:50:55 > 0:50:57- Sure.- Sure, will do.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00- Yeah, well, I... - We'll see you later, man.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02I just don't want his missus...

0:51:02 > 0:51:05- Take it easy, Dave. - ..scaring up a big search party.

0:51:06 > 0:51:09I'll see you later.

0:51:09 > 0:51:13- Well, where do you think Garvey is? - I don't know.- He's...

0:51:16 > 0:51:17I don't like this.

0:51:17 > 0:51:20Do you think Eric's into much with Garvey?

0:51:21 > 0:51:23Eric owes Garvey money.

0:51:23 > 0:51:26Quite a bit, knowing Eric.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29Why? What's wrong? What's Eric got to do with it?

0:51:29 > 0:51:32Garvey's missing, that's all. Nothing to worry about.

0:51:39 > 0:51:43I think someone must have picked him up between here and his drum.

0:51:46 > 0:51:51- I can't go to prison, man.- I know. - I'll never come out.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02It's a confessional culture, man.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04People just can't shut up.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07Pringle will go, then, yeah?

0:52:07 > 0:52:10- But who has he told? - He lives with his mum.

0:52:10 > 0:52:13The kid's with his ex-missus.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15It's unlikely he's going to say anything germane to her.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Yeah, let's hope not, eh? What do you think, Bill?

0:52:17 > 0:52:20I don't know.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Mags?

0:52:22 > 0:52:25Pringle tells his war stories to whoever will listen.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27The mum's a notorious chatterbox.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29Just to be safe then, yeah?

0:52:29 > 0:52:32OK. This is on me, then, yeah?

0:52:34 > 0:52:36I'll deal with Pringle and his people.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38This is turning into a right fucking massacre.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41- Yay.- What about the kid? He's got a kid.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44Yeah, the kid's about two. He can't even talk, can he?

0:52:44 > 0:52:46I mean, what's going to happen to the kid?

0:52:46 > 0:52:48He'll probably end up getting sent to a decent school.

0:52:48 > 0:52:52Would you want Pringle as your old man?

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Can't believe they've brought this on themselves.

0:52:54 > 0:52:57They're so selfish.

0:52:57 > 0:52:59Disappearances and accidents, Eric.

0:52:59 > 0:53:00No showboating.

0:53:00 > 0:53:04Bill, come on.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10Here, Pa.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12- Cheers.- To Garvey.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14ALL: Garvey.

0:53:16 > 0:53:20- And Pringle.- Yeah, and Pringle.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23ALL: Pringle.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25- Shame about his kid.- Yeah.

0:53:25 > 0:53:29Don't think about it. I'm not.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31Still...

0:53:31 > 0:53:32that's the way it goes, isn't it?

0:53:32 > 0:53:34A lot of children die.

0:53:34 > 0:53:37What time is it?

0:53:37 > 0:53:39What, now?

0:53:39 > 0:53:42It's about 25 past four.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45- Why, have you got an appointment? - Nah, I was just wondering.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57- It's just nice to be out of the house.- Mm.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02Sometimes don't you think you could just walk

0:54:02 > 0:54:05straight out into the sea and never come back?

0:54:07 > 0:54:13You're full of cheery little introspective observations today.

0:54:13 > 0:54:15What did you want to be when you grew up?

0:54:18 > 0:54:21Nothing.

0:54:21 > 0:54:23How much do you love me?

0:54:36 > 0:54:38Grrr!

0:54:40 > 0:54:41Oi, Pringle.

0:54:41 > 0:54:43- You all right, mate? - How you doing?

0:54:43 > 0:54:45- I've got a little job for you. - Oh, yeah?

0:54:45 > 0:54:47- Yeah. You up for it?- Yeah, nice.

0:54:47 > 0:54:49Come on, mate.

0:54:49 > 0:54:50Come on, jump in.

0:54:50 > 0:54:52It's lovely here, isn't it?

0:54:52 > 0:54:54- Stinks of shit, mate.- Yeah.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56But I like those fresh country smells.

0:54:56 > 0:54:59- You know what I mean? - So what's this all about?

0:54:59 > 0:55:02Just gotta see a geezer over here. Don't worry about it.

0:55:02 > 0:55:05- Whereabouts?- Just over here.

0:55:05 > 0:55:07- By this caravan?- No, no, just by the side of the caravan.

0:55:07 > 0:55:11Nothing to worry about. Don't worry.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Aw, come on, man. What about my son?

0:55:17 > 0:55:21Oh, don't fucking cry, mate. Oi!

0:55:21 > 0:55:23Oh, for fuck's sake, where do you think you're going?

0:55:24 > 0:55:26TWO MORE GUNSHOTS

0:55:28 > 0:55:30DOGS BARK

0:55:30 > 0:55:32Twat.

0:55:41 > 0:55:46Ma, I'm going to move out.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49I thought Valda was going to move in here.

0:55:49 > 0:55:52Val wants our own space. I think she's right.

0:55:52 > 0:55:55Well, you'll need help with the baby. I mean, she looks frail.

0:55:55 > 0:55:58I'm having a kid. I can't go to prison.

0:55:58 > 0:56:02Nobody's going to prison and you're going to do as you're told.

0:56:03 > 0:56:05I don't want to do any of this any more.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07I just want to be a...

0:56:07 > 0:56:09I just want to be a normal dad.

0:56:09 > 0:56:10SLAP!

0:56:12 > 0:56:14- Mrs Pringle?- Yeah?

0:56:14 > 0:56:16I'm a friend of your son's.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Eric - yeah? You remember me?

0:56:18 > 0:56:20- Is he all right? - Yeah, he's fine, yeah.

0:56:20 > 0:56:22You been shopping? You bought anything nice?

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Oh, just a few bits for the kids, you know.

0:56:24 > 0:56:27- Trying to cut back a bit these days.- Yeah, times is tight.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29- We've all got too much anyway, haven't we?- That is true.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32I can't believe how much he looks like his old dad.

0:56:32 > 0:56:34Yeah, poor little thing, eh?

0:56:34 > 0:56:36What time is this bus coming, then?

0:56:36 > 0:56:39TYRES SCREECH

0:56:40 > 0:56:42And the fat man?

0:56:42 > 0:56:44Oh, he's really shit the bed on this one, mate.

0:56:44 > 0:56:47Looked all over for him... high and low, here and there.

0:56:47 > 0:56:49- Yeah?- Pie shop.

0:56:49 > 0:56:53- He's gone.- Yeah, I thought so. I had a feeling.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55- You want a whisky?- Yeah, lovely.

0:56:55 > 0:56:57What's going on, you know, with the business and...

0:56:57 > 0:56:59and the club?

0:56:59 > 0:57:02Well, looks like I'm going to need a new manager, doesn't it?

0:57:02 > 0:57:05Yeah, I've been having a little think about that.

0:57:05 > 0:57:07- Cheers.- Yeah?

0:57:07 > 0:57:12Yeah, just, you know, about who to put in there.

0:57:12 > 0:57:16- Yeah.- And then I thought, "I ran Foxy's," didn't I,

0:57:16 > 0:57:18- for ten years down in Eastbourne? - Oh, yeah.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20We did a great job down there, mate. Great job.

0:57:20 > 0:57:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:57:22 > 0:57:25- That was a long time ago, Eric. - I mean me and Karl...

0:57:25 > 0:57:28- it would keep us busy. - Karl's a very busy boy.

0:57:28 > 0:57:32Yeah. No, he's probably too busy, but I've still got time.

0:57:32 > 0:57:34I could help out down there.

0:57:34 > 0:57:38I thought it'd, like, dovetail with the business.

0:57:40 > 0:57:44Yeah. Well, I mean, obviously I understand

0:57:44 > 0:57:47where you're coming from, but I'll leave it with you.

0:57:47 > 0:57:50Have a little think about it, mate.

0:57:50 > 0:57:52I'll tell you what, I'll think about it.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55Yeah, yeah, nice, nice. OK. So what?

0:57:55 > 0:57:58I'll call you later maybe, have a chat?

0:57:59 > 0:58:02I mean, it's a good idea... a good idea, Bill,

0:58:02 > 0:58:06because I feel that the club could be...

0:58:06 > 0:58:09I've got some ideas for the club,

0:58:09 > 0:58:10strategic ideas.

0:58:16 > 0:58:18Running a club.

0:58:21 > 0:58:23- Helen.- Where is he?

0:58:23 > 0:58:26- Bill?- My husband!

0:58:26 > 0:58:27How should I know? I'm cooking.

0:58:27 > 0:58:30- I just want his body! - Shh, keep it down.

0:58:30 > 0:58:32- Whatever's left! - Keep it down, keep it down.

0:58:32 > 0:58:34I don't want him lying out there in a ditch!

0:58:34 > 0:58:36- Keep it...keep it... - I won't keep it down!

0:58:36 > 0:58:41Getting eaten up by... by things and foxes, you fuck.

0:58:41 > 0:58:43Look, you're under a lot of stress, Helen.

0:58:43 > 0:58:44I understand it, but it's totally out of order.

0:58:44 > 0:58:47You cold bitch. You're just like your father.

0:58:47 > 0:58:49- Get out of here. - You'll end up just like him.

0:58:49 > 0:58:51SHE BANGS AND SHOUTS

0:58:52 > 0:58:53Unacceptable, Bill.

0:58:53 > 0:58:57I told you when we started this... no drama.

0:58:57 > 0:58:59She's a prime candidate for shock treatment.

0:58:59 > 0:59:03- Nobody is going to listen to her ravings.- Not listen?

0:59:03 > 0:59:06I am surprised they didn't hear that in fucking Kent.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08Why'd she start talking about my dad?

0:59:08 > 0:59:11Why'd she have to say that?

0:59:37 > 0:59:40Oh, Jonny. How you doing, buddy?

0:59:53 > 0:59:59- Jonny.- Good journey, yeah? - Not really, no.

0:59:59 > 1:00:02Well, what brings you all the way down from London, Jon?

1:00:03 > 1:00:06I told Jacob I didn't want to come down, Bill.

1:00:06 > 1:00:09Well, why didn't he come down himself?

1:00:11 > 1:00:16Jacob's a little, er, disappointed in you, Bill.

1:00:18 > 1:00:22A general vibe of confusion

1:00:22 > 1:00:25and carnage coming from your end.

1:00:25 > 1:00:29- There's been a few ructions, but it's evening out.- Is it?

1:00:29 > 1:00:31Because it doesn't feel that way.

1:00:31 > 1:00:34It feels like it's spiralling into chaos, Bill.

1:00:34 > 1:00:37You and your idiot son in and out of court,

1:00:37 > 1:00:39police sniffing around everything,

1:00:39 > 1:00:41known associates doing moonlight flits.

1:00:41 > 1:00:44It's the last thing we fucking need, Bill.

1:00:44 > 1:00:47- Well, agree with me at least! - All right, I agree.

1:00:47 > 1:00:49I don't think you even know what problems you have, Bill.

1:00:49 > 1:00:54- Well, you tell me, then?- I'm not here to explain things, Bill.

1:00:55 > 1:01:00I'm here symbolically, yeah?

1:01:00 > 1:01:05As a reminder that we're all in this together, yeah?

1:01:05 > 1:01:08- Yeah.- Some straight thinking is called for, Bill.

1:01:08 > 1:01:11- You've let things slip away. - But I mean, look,

1:01:11 > 1:01:13give this to Jacob and tell him we're not falling behind.

1:01:15 > 1:01:18This, Bill...this is money, yeah?

1:01:18 > 1:01:21You know there's more to this than money.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38- Sorted, Jonny?- Sorted, Maggie.

1:01:38 > 1:01:40Make sure he doesn't get too excited, eh?

1:01:40 > 1:01:42Yeah, I'm watching him, Jonny.

1:01:44 > 1:01:47I know you can see the bigger picture, yeah?

1:01:47 > 1:01:49Yeah.

1:01:50 > 1:01:54- This house, eh? A lot of nice memories.- Oh, yeah.

1:01:54 > 1:01:56I don't want anything to mess with that.

1:01:59 > 1:02:03Well, it's only work, eh?

1:02:06 > 1:02:08Nobody's going to mess it up, Jonny.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27# You poor injured fair one

1:02:27 > 1:02:30# Your pardon I crave

1:02:32 > 1:02:38# How soon must I follow you down to the grave?

1:02:40 > 1:02:42# There's none but you, fair one

1:02:42 > 1:02:45# To see that sad sight

1:02:45 > 1:02:50# And by her distraction he died the same night. #

1:02:58 > 1:03:01Maggie...

1:03:01 > 1:03:04I'm not right.

1:03:04 > 1:03:05I'm...

1:03:07 > 1:03:09I'm having a stroke, Mags.

1:03:09 > 1:03:10Call an ambulance.

1:03:10 > 1:03:13I've poisoned you, Eric.

1:03:13 > 1:03:14What?

1:03:14 > 1:03:18What with? What have you done?

1:03:18 > 1:03:21You informed on my husband and my kid

1:03:21 > 1:03:23and then you killed Garvey.

1:03:23 > 1:03:25It's causing all kinds of complications.

1:03:25 > 1:03:27It's not true.

1:03:27 > 1:03:30Maggie, it's not. I swear.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32You always was a wriggler,

1:03:32 > 1:03:33even when you were a kid.

1:03:36 > 1:03:39It's not true. It wasn't me.

1:03:43 > 1:03:47If you weren't family, I wouldn't have anything to do with you.

1:03:47 > 1:03:50I mean, look at this bloody mess.

1:03:50 > 1:03:55All I ever do is clear up after bloody men.

1:03:58 > 1:04:01Are you listening, Eric?

1:04:04 > 1:04:06Christ.

1:04:07 > 1:04:09Oh, well.

1:04:11 > 1:04:13I mean, he could be all right, your brother.

1:04:13 > 1:04:17- We had some great laughs.- Did we?

1:04:17 > 1:04:19Yeah. It's a rotten thing to have happened,

1:04:19 > 1:04:23but tough decisions have to be made.

1:04:23 > 1:04:26It's not the decisions that are tough, Bill.

1:04:26 > 1:04:28It's the actions.

1:04:28 > 1:04:30Well, a general can't regret decisions

1:04:30 > 1:04:32made in the heat of battle.

1:04:32 > 1:04:37When all is said and done, we will believe we were right.

1:04:37 > 1:04:40It's important to have the right intentions, no matter the outcome.

1:04:40 > 1:04:43- Do you want to make some tea?- Yeah.

1:04:43 > 1:04:46# I'm the man that rolls

1:04:46 > 1:04:49# When icicles is hangin' on the tree

1:04:52 > 1:04:56# I'm the man that rolls

1:04:56 > 1:04:59# When icicles is hangin' on the tree. #

1:05:01 > 1:05:03For fuck's sake, stop doing that!

1:05:08 > 1:05:10Where's Eric?

1:05:10 > 1:05:12I haven't seen him in a few days.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14Eric's in Spain.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16What? Now?

1:05:16 > 1:05:19- Yeah, he's got troubles of his own. - Oh, great.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21All hands to the pump and I'm the only one left to do the donkey work.

1:05:21 > 1:05:27- Yeah, well, people are unreliable. - What?- He's gone down there

1:05:27 > 1:05:30I think to... to buy a bar.

1:05:30 > 1:05:35- I think he's going to start a club called Los Foxos.- No!

1:05:38 > 1:05:40El Foxo!

1:05:44 > 1:05:48- That's nice.- Yeah. Bingo. - A bit of bingo.

1:05:48 > 1:05:51I can see Eric leading the conga, up at the front.

1:05:51 > 1:05:54Yeah. I think he must have caught a whiff of a senorita.

1:05:54 > 1:05:58You know what I mean? Got straight to the airport and disappeared.

1:05:58 > 1:06:01Sounds like a retard's dream.

1:06:01 > 1:06:04Well, that's about the size of it.

1:06:04 > 1:06:05Fucking hell, he's not...

1:06:05 > 1:06:08- El Foxos... That's brilliant. - Yeah.

1:06:18 > 1:06:21# We'll rant and we'll roar

1:06:21 > 1:06:25# Like true British sailors

1:06:25 > 1:06:27# Range and roam

1:06:27 > 1:06:30# All on the salt sea

1:06:30 > 1:06:33# Until we strike soundings

1:06:33 > 1:06:36# In the channel of old England

1:06:36 > 1:06:39# From Ushant to Scilly

1:06:39 > 1:06:43# Is 35 leagues

1:06:43 > 1:06:45# We sailed past Beachy

1:06:45 > 1:06:48# Past Fairlight and Dover

1:06:48 > 1:06:51# And then we bore up

1:06:51 > 1:06:53# For the South Foreland light...

1:06:53 > 1:06:55All together now, boys.

1:06:55 > 1:06:57# We'll rant and we'll roar

1:06:57 > 1:07:01# Like true British sailors

1:07:01 > 1:07:03# Range and roam

1:07:03 > 1:07:07# All on the salt sea

1:07:07 > 1:07:10# Until we strike soundings

1:07:10 > 1:07:13# In the channel of old England

1:07:13 > 1:07:15# From Ushant to Scilly

1:07:15 > 1:07:19# Is 35 leagues. #

1:07:26 > 1:07:27Oh, come on, Maggie.

1:07:27 > 1:07:29Sweetheart, come back to the party.

1:07:29 > 1:07:32Come on. Come on.

1:07:32 > 1:07:34I can't, Bill.

1:07:50 > 1:07:52It's too much, Bill.

1:07:55 > 1:07:59- Come on. - SHE CRIES

1:07:59 > 1:08:00Oh, God.

1:08:39 > 1:08:44# Are you leaving for the country?

1:08:44 > 1:08:51# You say the city brings you down

1:08:51 > 1:08:55# Leave the iron clown behind

1:08:55 > 1:09:00# And feel the circus moving on

1:09:01 > 1:09:06# Are you leaving for the country?

1:09:06 > 1:09:12# I know a little country town

1:09:12 > 1:09:17# Where dogs are sleeping in the cold

1:09:17 > 1:09:22# And the flagpole's falling down. #

1:09:39 > 1:09:41I knew I couldn't last.

1:09:43 > 1:09:46You're as strong as an ox, Dave.

1:09:46 > 1:09:50No... I'm done.

1:09:50 > 1:09:53You got any last words? Any thoughts?

1:09:53 > 1:09:59- I'm tired. - Yeah, you have a sleep, mate.

1:09:59 > 1:10:01I'm sure you'll pull through.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04Yeah, maybe.

1:10:04 > 1:10:08The doctors said... Oh, Dave...

1:10:08 > 1:10:12Don't listen to what the doctors say, mate. What do they know?

1:10:17 > 1:10:20What is it, mate?

1:10:20 > 1:10:22Bill's a liability, Karl.

1:10:23 > 1:10:25Yeah?

1:10:25 > 1:10:28It's all over for him.

1:10:28 > 1:10:31It's just a matter of time now.

1:10:31 > 1:10:32What makes you say that?

1:10:32 > 1:10:34I hear things.

1:10:34 > 1:10:37What, on Ceefax?

1:10:37 > 1:10:40You say goodbye to him for me, will you?

1:10:40 > 1:10:42Yeah.

1:10:42 > 1:10:45I always liked your dad.

1:10:45 > 1:10:48That makes one of us, Dave.

1:10:48 > 1:10:51Eric's been found.

1:10:54 > 1:10:58- Where is he?- He's dead, Karl.

1:10:58 > 1:11:01No.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04- I'm sorry, mate.- He's in Spain, mate.

1:11:04 > 1:11:08- He was a police informer, Karl. - Bullshit.

1:11:08 > 1:11:12That's bullshit. That's... that's bullshit.

1:11:12 > 1:11:16Eric, Garvey,

1:11:16 > 1:11:19your old man...

1:11:19 > 1:11:21they all talk to plod.

1:11:23 > 1:11:26How else do you think your court case got squashed?

1:11:26 > 1:11:28No.

1:11:36 > 1:11:40Look at the fucking state of me.

1:11:40 > 1:11:42Why would I lie?

1:11:46 > 1:11:49Huh?

1:11:49 > 1:11:51Why would I lie?

1:11:59 > 1:12:02You'd better fucking die, Dave.

1:12:06 > 1:12:09Oh.

1:12:11 > 1:12:13Berman's dead.

1:12:19 > 1:12:22To Dave Berman having a drink in heaven.

1:12:22 > 1:12:24- GLASSES CLINK - Dave.

1:12:24 > 1:12:27Dave.

1:12:27 > 1:12:29Had a good run, though, didn't he?

1:12:29 > 1:12:31He's left us right in it though really, didn't he?

1:12:31 > 1:12:33I mean, it's a bit selfish.

1:12:33 > 1:12:35I mean, would a bit of exercise have hurt?

1:12:35 > 1:12:37His poor wife.

1:12:40 > 1:12:42Yeah, the old ones all drop away.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53It suddenly feels like the end of the world.

1:12:55 > 1:12:56You're just tired.

1:12:56 > 1:12:59It's all a bit fucking tiring.

1:12:59 > 1:13:04You know, I liked it best when it was just you and me.

1:13:42 > 1:13:43HE GRUNTS

1:14:15 > 1:14:16BLOOD DROPS

1:15:27 > 1:15:29Oh, Christ.

1:15:29 > 1:15:31You see?

1:15:31 > 1:15:32And you want to leave this house?

1:15:32 > 1:15:34It's not safe for you out there on your own.

1:15:39 > 1:15:43- Who did this to you? - One of yours, was he?

1:15:43 > 1:15:47- What you are talking about? - Well, it feels like your style.

1:15:47 > 1:15:49And you call me sloppy.

1:15:49 > 1:15:52- I don't know what you're talking about.- Come off it.

1:15:52 > 1:15:55Own up to it. Own it! Fucking own it!

1:15:55 > 1:15:57- Look what you fucking did to me. - The situation's...

1:15:57 > 1:15:59Look what you fucking did to me.

1:15:59 > 1:16:02It's got nothing to do with me. It's probably London.

1:16:02 > 1:16:06That's bullshit and you fucking know it, you fucking liar!

1:16:06 > 1:16:08It could be a local faction making a move.

1:16:08 > 1:16:10How the fucking hell do I know?

1:16:10 > 1:16:12I mean, I don't run this town, man.

1:16:12 > 1:16:15- It's like juggling oil now. - You said it was all under control.

1:16:15 > 1:16:17You fucking told me it was all under control.

1:16:17 > 1:16:18That's an arrogant illusion.

1:16:18 > 1:16:20It fucking is an arrogant illusion,

1:16:20 > 1:16:23and you're the fucking arrogant one, you prick.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25- Look, all... - Fucking leave me alone, Dad.

1:16:25 > 1:16:27I'm serious. Get out of my fucking business.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29I'm fucking serious.

1:16:29 > 1:16:32I don't want to hear another fucking word from you.

1:16:32 > 1:16:34- I'll fucking knock you out. - Yeah?

1:16:34 > 1:16:36Well, all I know is, all right,

1:16:36 > 1:16:37one, investigations -

1:16:37 > 1:16:41two, that fucking woman turns up -

1:16:41 > 1:16:44three, a trusted associate goes missing...

1:16:44 > 1:16:47Stand fucking back, man. I'll put these glasses in your fucking face.

1:16:47 > 1:16:49I'm not kidding.

1:16:51 > 1:16:52Yeah? And four,

1:16:52 > 1:16:54a representative of London comes down -

1:16:54 > 1:16:56and five, you get attacked.

1:16:56 > 1:16:58I mean, those are the facts, right?

1:16:59 > 1:17:02Saying them in a row doesn't connect them.

1:17:02 > 1:17:04It's got nothing to do with me.

1:17:05 > 1:17:07Where's Eric?

1:17:07 > 1:17:09- Do you even know if it's your kid? - It is!

1:17:09 > 1:17:11What the fuck? Where is Eric?

1:17:11 > 1:17:14Look, I'll be absolutely honest with you, Karl.

1:17:14 > 1:17:16She has to go.

1:17:16 > 1:17:20- What are you talking about? - It's her... Valda.

1:17:20 > 1:17:24- Before the baby's born. - What?

1:17:24 > 1:17:25You'll be too attached to her by then.

1:17:25 > 1:17:27Are you out of your fucking mind, Dad?

1:17:27 > 1:17:29- We're getting married. - Well, that's off.

1:17:29 > 1:17:31No, we're getting married, Dad. We're having a kid.

1:17:31 > 1:17:33We're...we're getting married and we're having a kid.

1:17:33 > 1:17:36- Trust me, son, you're too weak. - I'm not weak.

1:17:36 > 1:17:37Look... I'm not fucking weak.

1:17:37 > 1:17:40You've grown up privileged and spoiled and soft,

1:17:40 > 1:17:42and now you're unconcerned about other people's needs.

1:17:42 > 1:17:44What the fuck are you talking about?

1:17:44 > 1:17:46I do everything for you, Dad.

1:17:46 > 1:17:49I do everything for you. I make your fucking tea, your fucking breakfast.

1:17:49 > 1:17:51I make your fucking dinner half the time.

1:17:51 > 1:17:53I run your errands all over town.

1:17:53 > 1:17:54What more do you want from me?

1:17:54 > 1:17:56Come on, seriously.

1:17:56 > 1:17:59- She's unbalanced your mind. - Fucking hell.

1:17:59 > 1:18:02She's driven you crazy and you're not making any sense.

1:18:02 > 1:18:05One more word from you about her, Dad...

1:18:05 > 1:18:06Just keep your beak out, all right?

1:18:06 > 1:18:08You want your mother and I to go to prison?

1:18:08 > 1:18:10- You want us to be murdered in our beds?- No!

1:18:10 > 1:18:13Look, listen to me. She's got to go.

1:18:13 > 1:18:15She's the rogue element.

1:18:15 > 1:18:19You could have had the breakfast room decorated by now.

1:18:19 > 1:18:21Who are you siding with? Your blood or some stranger you rocked up?

1:18:21 > 1:18:23She's not just rocked up.

1:18:23 > 1:18:24I've been going out with her for a year.

1:18:24 > 1:18:26She's carrying my child.

1:18:26 > 1:18:29What fucking qualifications does she need, Dad?

1:18:29 > 1:18:31Oh, I see. You're thinking, "Wait till the old ones

1:18:31 > 1:18:33"pop their clogs and then get the house."

1:18:33 > 1:18:35- Is that it? - I don't want your fucking house!

1:18:35 > 1:18:38I'd rather give it to a cats' home than to you and that fucking slag.

1:18:38 > 1:18:40I don't want your fucking house.

1:18:40 > 1:18:41You'd betray your family just to bring up

1:18:41 > 1:18:43another man's bastard?

1:18:43 > 1:18:44Don't talk to me about betrayal.

1:18:44 > 1:18:46I know that Eric is dead.

1:18:46 > 1:18:49And I know that you, Eric and Garvey

1:18:49 > 1:18:51- have been talking to the police. - What?!

1:18:51 > 1:18:53- Where'd all this come from? - Berman told me.

1:18:53 > 1:18:55Death-bed confession, was it?

1:18:55 > 1:18:57- As it turns out. - He was addled with morphine.

1:18:57 > 1:18:59Fucking hell, he was chatting his bollocks

1:18:59 > 1:19:00to anyone who came into the room.

1:19:00 > 1:19:04- Was he?- Yes.- Was he?- Yes!

1:19:04 > 1:19:09Look, you can just tell it to me straight, Dad.

1:19:09 > 1:19:10Just fucking be honest with me

1:19:10 > 1:19:13for just... for just a minute.

1:19:13 > 1:19:15Just one minute.

1:19:15 > 1:19:18Just fucking tell me what's going on in there.

1:19:21 > 1:19:24Oh, you can't fucking do it, can you?

1:19:24 > 1:19:26You fucking coward!

1:19:29 > 1:19:32This is disappointing.

1:19:32 > 1:19:34Take no notice of him.

1:19:34 > 1:19:36He just says the first thing that comes into his head.

1:19:36 > 1:19:39How can you stand him? He's a fucking nightmare.

1:19:39 > 1:19:42- No, he's not a nightmare actually. - He is a fucking nightmare.

1:19:42 > 1:19:46- Karl, calm down.- Mum, just fucking leave me alone, all right?

1:19:46 > 1:19:48It's not him, Karl. It's you.

1:19:48 > 1:19:50I mean, why don't you just get a blood test?

1:19:50 > 1:19:53And then if the baby's yours, it could come and live here.

1:19:53 > 1:19:56It'll be... It'll work out. It'll be fine.

1:19:57 > 1:19:59What about Valda?

1:19:59 > 1:20:02Oh, Valda, darling... she'll be like all the rest.

1:20:02 > 1:20:05- She'll leave you. - What are you talking about?

1:20:05 > 1:20:08Oh, God.

1:20:08 > 1:20:10When you was little, right?

1:20:10 > 1:20:12When you was born,

1:20:12 > 1:20:13it was very different then, Karl.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15And they...

1:20:15 > 1:20:18you know, they couldn't help babies out like they do now.

1:20:18 > 1:20:19And there was something wrong...

1:20:19 > 1:20:21something went wrong. I don't know.

1:20:21 > 1:20:24The incubator... Oh, God knows what went on really.

1:20:24 > 1:20:27I'm sure that's why... all this business about Eric...

1:20:27 > 1:20:29Please stop. No, please stop.

1:20:29 > 1:20:32All this business about Eric... and you know your dad...

1:20:32 > 1:20:34we had nothing to do with that.

1:20:34 > 1:20:37You all are fakes.

1:20:37 > 1:20:40Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want to tell you.

1:20:40 > 1:20:43Come here, darling. Come here.

1:20:44 > 1:20:47Come...

1:20:47 > 1:20:50I'll tell you what. I'll get you your pills, eh?

1:20:51 > 1:20:54You need a nice lie-down.

1:20:54 > 1:20:58# Tell me why

1:20:58 > 1:21:01# The stars do shine

1:21:03 > 1:21:07# Tell me why

1:21:07 > 1:21:10# The ivy twines

1:21:11 > 1:21:16# Tell me why

1:21:16 > 1:21:20# The ocean's blue

1:21:20 > 1:21:24# And I will tell you

1:21:24 > 1:21:29# Just why I love you

1:21:32 > 1:21:35# Because God made

1:21:35 > 1:21:39# The stars to shine

1:21:39 > 1:21:43# Because God made

1:21:43 > 1:21:46# The ivy twine

1:21:48 > 1:21:52# Because God made

1:21:52 > 1:21:55# The ocean blue...

1:21:57 > 1:22:02# Because God made you

1:22:02 > 1:22:07# That's why I love you. #

1:22:24 > 1:22:27Sorry, Mum.

1:22:28 > 1:22:32# Oh, don't you remember

1:22:32 > 1:22:35# A long time ago?

1:22:35 > 1:22:38# Those two little babies

1:22:38 > 1:22:41# Their names I don't know

1:22:41 > 1:22:44# They strayed away

1:22:44 > 1:22:48# One bright summer's day

1:22:48 > 1:22:51# Those two little babies

1:22:51 > 1:22:54# Got lost on their way

1:22:54 > 1:23:00# Pretty babes in the wood

1:23:00 > 1:23:04# Oh, don't you remember

1:23:04 > 1:23:08- # Those babes in the wood?- #

1:23:30 > 1:23:33- You expecting someone? - Yeah. It's Valda, Mum.

1:23:33 > 1:23:35- I thought we were going into town? - Yeah, I know.

1:23:35 > 1:23:38- I thought maybe you could go with her instead.- Why?

1:23:38 > 1:23:41- Just talk to her a little bit. - What about?

1:23:41 > 1:23:43Well, she's just freaking out, Mum.

1:23:43 > 1:23:46What, about the baby?

1:23:46 > 1:23:49Yeah. Maybe you could just settle her down a bit?

1:23:49 > 1:23:53- I'm not a counsellor, Karl. - Mum, please, Mum.

1:23:53 > 1:23:55Fine.

1:23:55 > 1:23:59- How are you feeling? - Feeling pretty good, actually.

1:23:59 > 1:24:00Yeah, not for long.

1:24:00 > 1:24:03- What do you mean? - Oh, getting it out.

1:24:03 > 1:24:07Boy, the pain. You want someone to shoot you.

1:24:07 > 1:24:09It's the great conspiracy of women...

1:24:09 > 1:24:11no-one ever tells you.

1:24:11 > 1:24:15I didn't speak to my mother for days.

1:24:15 > 1:24:17Karl weighed 9lbs 10oz.

1:24:18 > 1:24:20There's the car.

1:24:20 > 1:24:22Nice bit of fresh air anyway.

1:24:25 > 1:24:28Can you grab my cardie out of the boot, please, Maggie?

1:24:28 > 1:24:30Yeah.

1:24:32 > 1:24:34Oh, what's all this plastic?

1:24:40 > 1:24:44- Do you know where your mother is? - She's gone out.

1:24:44 > 1:24:49- Yeah? Gone where? - She's gone out with Valda.

1:24:49 > 1:24:51- They're up on the downs.- Oh.

1:24:51 > 1:24:54I wonder if we're still having sausages tonight, then.

1:24:55 > 1:24:57I don't know.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59You all right, Karl?

1:25:11 > 1:25:14Got a bit of a problem, Dad.

1:25:14 > 1:25:16That sounds ominous.

1:25:22 > 1:25:24It's like that, is it?

1:25:26 > 1:25:29It's for the best...for everyone.

1:25:29 > 1:25:32Look, why don't you just have a cup of tea with me and talk about it, Karl?

1:25:32 > 1:25:35No, it's all right.

1:25:35 > 1:25:36You have one.

1:25:45 > 1:25:47Do you love me? I love you.

1:25:47 > 1:25:52I can't talk to you any more. You just confuse me.

1:25:52 > 1:25:54What's your mother going to say?

1:25:58 > 1:26:01She's gone already.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04- What's happened? - Dad, just sit down.

1:26:04 > 1:26:09- Just sit down. - Karl, where's Maggie?

1:26:09 > 1:26:12- Karl, where is Maggie? - Just sit down, Dad.

1:26:30 > 1:26:32KARL SOBS

1:26:48 > 1:26:50KARL WAILS

1:27:11 > 1:27:14- Hello? - We're in the breakfast room.

1:27:21 > 1:27:26- Well, there he is.- Yeah.

1:27:26 > 1:27:28How did it go?

1:27:30 > 1:27:32He was all right with it, actually.

1:27:34 > 1:27:37He was fucking shattered, wasn't he?

1:27:37 > 1:27:39He was knackered.

1:28:12 > 1:28:16# Where is now my father's family

1:28:16 > 1:28:21# That was here so long ago?

1:28:21 > 1:28:25# Sitting round the kitchen fireside

1:28:25 > 1:28:29# Brightened by the ruddy glow

1:28:29 > 1:28:34# But we shall all be reunited

1:28:34 > 1:28:38# In that land beyond the skies

1:28:38 > 1:28:42# Where there'll be no separation

1:28:42 > 1:28:47# No more marching, no more sighs

1:28:47 > 1:28:51# Some have gone to lands far distant

1:28:51 > 1:28:56# And with others made their home

1:28:56 > 1:29:00# Some upon the world of waters

1:29:00 > 1:29:04# All their lives have chose to roam

1:29:04 > 1:29:08# We shall all be reunited

1:29:08 > 1:29:11# In that land beyond the skies... #