Night and the City

0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains very strong language

0:00:34 > 0:00:36AMBULANCE SIREN

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Hold on, huh?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42One, two, tres, quatros...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# THE SHAM AND THE PHAROAS: Wooly Bully

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- CAR SCREECHES AND HONKS HORN - Jesus Christ.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13"Hello, Mr Fabian, how are you?" I'm fair, and yourself?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Pull 400. That's the max, right? Go ahead, I'll let you pull five.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Take out five, mother fucker.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Oh, Jesus Christ. Do it yourself, be my guest.- Just do it!

0:01:23 > 0:01:29- Know what I mean, chief? - Shit. Fuck! Fucking New York.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Jesus, what is this city coming to? I can't even deposit a few bucks.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Hey, Harry, how you doing?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Hey, hey!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Hey, baby.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21TELEPHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Hey, baby, baby, you got a phone call. Come on.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Thank you. - I lost my wife because of you, you Jew bastard!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31You piece of shit!

0:02:31 > 0:02:32What are you doing? Hey, let me go.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Get your hands off me. - I'll fucking kill you!- Let me go.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I just scrubbed this case today.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Watch it!- Get off him.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:02:45 > 0:02:46You're a bum, asshole!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48POLICE SIREN

0:02:48 > 0:02:49You still owe the fucking lot!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Slow down. Slow down.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:02:55 > 0:02:57You can afford your seatbelt!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59All right, come on.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03You want me? You want me? Let me go. Let me go.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I want my wife back, you piece of shit.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'll rip his fucking lungs out.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Come on, man.- Let me go, let me go.- Come on.- Get in!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14You want me? Let me go, let me go.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18- And I'm not Jewish! Fucker. - Come on, you mother fucker!

0:03:24 > 0:03:25What the hell was that?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27What an animal. For this, I went to law school.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30All of a sudden, out of the blue, boy.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Out of the blue, right Harry?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35What? It's my fault, right?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37THEY LAUGH

0:03:37 > 0:03:39This is my fault we lost the case, right?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- I know you think it's my fault we lost the case, right? You think it's- MY- fault.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45You see this?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Hey, you all right, pal?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55You shouldn't bolt your drink, Harry.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57What are you, my mother?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Not yours.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03You want to rock me to sleep? You want to sing me a little lullaby?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- What d'you say to my wife? - What did I say to who?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- What are you talking to him like that for?- What?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11What?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'll talk to whoever I want.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Excuse me? Say that again.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Hey, yo, Phil, Phil, you see this?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yo, Phil, you see this?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Sanchez whacked some drunk Irishman or something.- What Irish?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28It's in there. Rogan O'Grogan from white store.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Grogan, Ozone Park. Emmet Grogan.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Phil, give me the phone, please.- Hey, what?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Just let me use the phone! Phil, come on.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38OPERATOR: What city, please?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Yes, Ozone Park, please. And Emmet Gorgon, please. Gorgan.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Not Grogan, Gorgon, like Medusa and the Gorgons, you know, that's Greek mythology?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- 555...- 9130.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Yes, hello, Emmet Gorgon there, please?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Gorgan? Gorgan, yes, Emmet Gorgan, please.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Harry Fabian, attorney at law.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Yes, Harry Fabian. I'm just calling,

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I read the paper, let me ask you something, how's the headaches?

0:05:02 > 0:05:06What do you mean what headaches? Blurry vision, depression, insomnia, bruises.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10What am I talking about? You know what got hit with last night? Registered weapons, my man.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Bim, bam, boom, bam. You're a tough kid with balls, I can tell over the phone,

0:05:14 > 0:05:18but the law states a professional boxer's hands, you know what they are?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21They are registered weapons, which you got hit with.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23OK, so you got shoved. We're going to sue his ass.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26You got a girl, going to get married? How much you make a year?

0:05:26 > 0:05:31It's OK, I'm your attorney, it's legal confidence, it's like telling your priest.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34You make 18,500. How are you going to get married on 18,500?

0:05:34 > 0:05:39What are you going to live? In a labour camp? How much? Conservatively 200, 300. 100,000.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Mental anguish alone could get you that. You understand?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Mental anguish alone could get you that.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Tomorrow you're going to see this doctor, the best.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50He can do like open-heart surgery with mittens.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53No, no, no! Don't go see a regular doctor.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57This is a specialist in legal medicine. He's a Manhattan doctor, Queen's doctors is a no no.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Just listen to your lawyer, Harry Fabian.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04The attorneyship is called Fabian, Fabian and Fabian. Yes.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Good, you're very welcome.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08You're very welcome. You're very welcome. Good.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Jesus.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12What a fucking shyster.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Shyster? The kid's a victim. Phil, Phil!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I'm going to clean up and then you'll see.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Drink this, get it over with. - What's that?- Cleaning fluid. Get it over with nice and easy.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Sanchez is a boom boom Grossman stable and you're going to sue him?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Drink this now, it'll be a lot quicker. Go ahead. - Screw him.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31You know what? He's the king of the victimisers.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Is he here? I'll tell him to his face.- Is that right?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Oh, yes.- Is that right? Go ahead. Serve him dinner.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Go on back and kick the shit out him, bad ass.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Go ahead, go ahead, tough guy.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Guy goes like this, five people die in Oklahoma.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55LAUGHTER

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I told him, there he is...

0:06:57 > 0:07:00What's everybody laughing about?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I told him, I went over there, I told him,

0:07:02 > 0:07:05"Boom Boom, I'll kick your ass!"

0:07:09 > 0:07:12MUSIC: "Really Got A Hold On Me" By Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

0:07:16 > 0:07:17OH!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19SHE LAUGHS

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I thought it was...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23What are you doing?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Let's go to my place.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Oh, I can't. - Then let's go to yours.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- What are you, crazy? - Well, where we going to go?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34We're here.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40ZIPS AND BUCKLES OPENING

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Harry, I got to talk to you about something.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01About what?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- I'm thinking about going out to California.- What?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Well, my brother-in-law's restaurant's going belly up,

0:08:10 > 0:08:12and I can buy it real cheap.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15- With Phil?- Phil?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19No, I've got to get rid of him, I want my own place.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Bad idea.- Why?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23You're a New Yorker like me,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25you'd freak out halfway through Holland Tunnel, bad idea.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- I don't know about that.- Bad idea.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Yeah?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Bad idea, bad idea, you're a New Yorker, you're a New Yorker.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35A New Yorker.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36You're a New Yorker.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58CAR HORN

0:09:06 > 0:09:08OK, now tell me again, what happened?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11He said to me, "What'd you say?"

0:09:11 > 0:09:13So I bust him in his head.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I says, "How's your hearing now?"

0:09:15 > 0:09:16KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm sorry, Mr Fabian, I'm sorry.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Let's just talk about this tomorrow, OK?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23We got to think of something other than a hard of hearing defence.

0:09:23 > 0:09:269 o'clock all right? Cos I got a 2.30 appointment now.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- I'll miss another day of work cos of you!- Is this Suite 201?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30- Emmett Grogan?- Gorgon.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Gorgon, oh, right, yeah, Gorgon.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Come on in.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Gorgon.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38You see Dr Pedro yet?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah, you saw Dr Pedro.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Have a seat.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- How do you feel? - I feel great.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49You feel terrible.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51You feel like shit.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52How much is two and two?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Four.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Five. You can't even add, you can't even add two and two.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- D'you want to make some money?- OK.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02You feel terrible.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11MUSIC: "You're A No-Good Heartbreaker by Aretha Franklin

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Marty Fatass has been looking for you.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21He's been in and out 10 times in the last hour.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22- Where is he?- I don't know.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Harry, guess what me and Helen are doing,

0:10:24 > 0:10:26we're taking off for two weeks.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Where you going?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Jamaica. You been to Jamaica?

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Yeah, Jamaica, Queens.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34No, Caribbean, got us a bungalow on the beach.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37They come by once a day, grill your flesh and that's it.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40It's going to be nothing but me, her and the moon for two weeks.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Sounds like paradise, mon.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- I can't wait.- Hell, I ain't even going to wear any clothes.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Harry the dancer.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Marty Fatass!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55You got something for me?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I got something for you, you got something for me?

0:10:57 > 0:11:00I only got 15, that's all I can raise.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02No problem - I said two large, right?

0:11:02 > 0:11:06You show up with 1500, that's three quarters, right?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- OK, OK! You God damned thief! - Me a thief?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11You want a hack license with three counts of grand auto

0:11:11 > 0:11:13and I'm a thief?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15A guy like you, I should charge double,

0:11:15 > 0:11:17You got some nerve.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19All right, I got it. I made a mistake.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Me a thief...

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Harry, thank you, brother. - You're welcome.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24What a deadbeat.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Would you get in a cab driven by that tonne of bad brains?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Harry.- Hey, Tommy. See the paper? Tommy's column?

0:11:31 > 0:11:35"Bet these teams only if you want to retire in Acapulco -

0:11:35 > 0:11:36"Lakers, Celts, Knicks, Mets."

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Collectively they lost by 32 points.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You're a sportswriter? Who do you like tonight?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Fucking Tommy, Phil -

0:11:43 > 0:11:46he took the Titanic over the iceberg, plus points.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Here he comes, go get him, Harry.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Everybody say hello.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Wallace "The Hurt" Fuwad.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Alphonse "Downtown" Brown.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Hey, Tessler, come and join us in like a half hour,

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I'll give you an item.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07"I'll give you an item."

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Another war hero, it must be Audie Murphy day.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Yeah? I spit on his grave. - Who you kidding?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16You'll be kissing his ass in exactly 29 minutes.

0:12:16 > 0:12:1728.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21That is unless, you know, you got something, you know...

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Somebody tips you about something for the early morning edition.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Like what?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28That kid that got whacked by Sanchez in the disco

0:12:28 > 0:12:31is suing Sanchez's ass, you can bet your ass on that.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Are you kidding me, you're taking Sanchez to court?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Boom Boom will eat your eyes out,

0:12:35 > 0:12:38plus you'll lose, you jerk off, that kid didn't even get hurt.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41They said it couldn't be done.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's your life, Harry.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49From an undisclosed source, right? I can't myself.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Totally, I didn't know that.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Just say I'm well placed.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Well placed.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00MUSIC: "The Great Pretender" by Queen

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Yeah!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Oh, yeah!

0:13:20 > 0:13:27PHONE RINGS

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Yo!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Hey, asshole, I wake you up?

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Who's this? I know this voice.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34'It's Grossman.'

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Boom Boom?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41What the fuck are you doing with Sanchez?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- 'What do you mean?' - You know what I mean, asshole,

0:13:43 > 0:13:45the case with this kid.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Boom Boom, you want to talk law, I'm 85 an hour. For you, 75.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51'What the fuck are you doing?'

0:13:51 > 0:13:54You know what I'm going to do to you if you don't drop this case?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Wait a second, Boom Boom,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59I've got to turn on the tape recorder, hold on, hold on.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01There, OK, what are you going to do to me?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06What you want from me?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10No, darling, entrapment is when they come on to you.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13You go up to a cop, offer to clean his pipes for 50 bucks

0:14:13 > 0:14:14you're not a plumber, they got you.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- But I don't do that! - Listen, let's try this, all right?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I'm you, you're me, you're a John, OK?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- LAUGHING: You're me? - Just shut up and watch.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Do you know where there's a party tonight?

0:14:27 > 0:14:28What you got in there, sweet stuff?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Carmen, I'm serious, I'm tired of bailing you out.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Yeah?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You, Mother Teresa, hit it.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Do as I tell you! - Don't you touch me!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Hit it, get out!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Carmen, look, I'll see you Tuesday morning, 9am.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49That's the court date, stay off the street till then.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Maricon!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- What is this, Fabian?- You are?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56John Bonney, Sanchez's attorney - what are you pulling?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Hey, my client got whacked by a world-ranked professional fighter.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Bullshit.- Bullshit? I've got his medical here, Jack.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Who'd you send him to, Dr Pedro in East Harlem?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07So? He's got as much right to practice medicine

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- as you got to practice law. - More like as you got to practice law.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I got six years Bronx legal aid under my belt.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I represent more guys a week than you do in a year.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18And a fine crew of taxpayers they are, too, I bet.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Unlike Cuda Sanchez. - Sanchez is a professional athlete.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24My point exactly, so do you want to settle or go to trial?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26You fucking insect.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28You can call me all the names you want,

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- do you want to settle, or go to trial?- Yeah!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- What? You want to settle? - Let's go to trial.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36That OK with you, councillor? Practice a little law?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Hey, you want to go to trial, OK, let's go to trial.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02That's it.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Now a left hand. Hit hard.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I need a light heavy for a four rounder!

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Do you know where this kid, Sanchez is. I've got to talk to him. - Sanchez?- Yeah.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02His lawyer wants to tie him up in the court for the next six months.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Sanchez...

0:17:03 > 0:17:05These... Kids...

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Tear a new asshole for Sanchez.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11These are my boys. Sanchez won't get in the ring with them.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Sanchez won't be getting in the ring. The lawyer is supposed to work for you.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Sanchez is pretty good, isn't he?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Don't you listen, or what?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Fuck Sanchez! You watch these kids.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I could beat Sanchez. Yeah, me.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27You could beat Sanchez!

0:17:27 > 0:17:31I could beat Sanchez because I used to do some boxing myself. I boxed in Oxford.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- I quit when I killed somebody.- Yeah?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35I went to Cocksford!

0:17:35 > 0:17:36HE LAUGHS

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Seriously... Is Sanchez around? When does he come in?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42There he goes again with Sanchez.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Look, you see everybody there, except that guy in the blue.- Ah-ha.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Everybody there, when they was in their prime,

0:17:49 > 0:17:53fighting, Sanchez couldn't have even have sparred with them.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58And they fought when the days were the days.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Ten, 20 fights a year.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06See that guy there with the ears?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- He beat Tami Mauriello. - Tami Mauriello?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Tami used to come in here.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14After ten you had ten arenas.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16You'd fight ten, 20 times a year.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19You'd go around a corner, you'd see a fight.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23The Coliseum, St Nicks, Dykenum Oval,

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Fort Hamilton, Star Casino... The Hippodrome...

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Queensborough... You'd go off to White Plains.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33There's nothing.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37If you want to see a fight, you've got to watch TV.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Cable TV, pay TV!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43How come there are no local arenas any more?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47- You've got lots of fighters, right? - What the fuck am I?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49It's a different class of people.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Fighters don't give a shit.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55The managers... See that guy over there, he don't give a shit.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Trainers don't know shit.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Promoters, they're scumbags.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Boom Boom Grossman? - He's the king of scumbags.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Hey, you know who used to come around here? Al Grossman.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Who's Al Grossman? - The good one, the good brother.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14That's Boom Boom's brother?

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- He used to hang here.- Oh, yeah. Up until about six months ago.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22He moved to some Jew retirement home in Coney Island.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24He used to hang around here all the time.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Al Grossman...

0:19:26 > 0:19:28He fought Tami Mauriello.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Not Tami Mauriello, Maxie Berger... Yes.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- He lives in Miami Beach. - Who does?

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Who are we talking about! You bastard!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41This is wild, you know.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I mean, I've never been in a boxing gym before.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45This is wild.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56OK, I've filled this out, give you 450 and form a corporation.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58That's it, I'm a promoter?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- We run a check on you, you clear that and that's it.- You run a check on me?- Mm-hm.

0:20:01 > 0:20:08- Into my past?- Mm-hm. - Because I was involved, OSS, CIA. I doubt they'll give you access.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Burma, Macao, national security... There are things.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- What should I call my corporation? - Bullshit Productions.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Bullshit Productions?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19You want to see scars? I don't want to show you my scars.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Tiger cages, sweats in the night... Bullshit Productions?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Bullshit Production? I'll think about it.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Are you married? I'll run a check on you.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Bullshit Productions. I like it.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Just remember what I said.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Keep your nose clean until the court date. You understand, Mike?

0:20:36 > 0:20:40If you want to take a walk in Central Park, leave the baseball bat at home.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Harry, I told you. I didn't do anything.- I know, I know.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Just remember what I said, please.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hey, is this Elaine's over there?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yeah, that's Elaine's.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Ever go in there? It's heavy that place. I've always wanted to go in.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- So why don't you go in? - It's a heavyweight place.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00So fucking what? You're a God damn lawyer, right?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02An attorney...

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Go hobnob a little, you know.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Look who's going in there now. A big limo.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11So what? It's probably a star or something, you know.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15A lot of stars go there, it's a classy place, you know. It's good.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- I want you to pay for this, OK? - I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Your my client, so pay for it.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Yes?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Just a vodka and tonic, please.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- And have one for yourself. - No, I don't drink. Thanks.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46So, this is Elaine's, huh?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48It better be.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Where's all the movie stars?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Lunchtime's over.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Is that Regis Philbin?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Give them another round.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Give them what they want, give them another round.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12You can top me off, too.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you. I've just got to tell you,

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- you kill me, I love your show. - Thanks, thanks.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34"Thanks" he said. It's a gift what you give people.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- It's on me. It's on me. Cheapest wine in the house.- Thanks.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41I'm in entertainment too, I'm a boxing promoter. Harry Fabian, Bullshit Productions.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Bullshit Productions, that's a lot of class, Harry. - I mean, Knockout Productions.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49That's a joke I have with my secretary, Bullshit Productions.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51The show is great. Kathy Lee is really funny.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- You two really work well together. - Thanks.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- I hope I'm not saying the wrong thing and this isn't your wife. - This is my wife.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00This is your wife? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- No problem.- Harry, thanks for the wine.- Of course...

0:23:03 > 0:23:08I meant you two have a good, professional working relationship together. That's what I meant.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I'm interfering. Be well, Mrs Philbin, Mr Philbin.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Bye.- Enjoy the wine.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Sorry, I just want to ask you one more thing.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19It's my only chance, I've got to take it.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Listen, I'm a boxing promoter, like I said. Here's my card.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- I'm also an attorney. - Harry... Harry, you want to get somebody on the show?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28I wasn't thinking about that, but that's a good idea.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I was thinking I could invite you to a main event, when I have my boxing things.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Call the office.- OK. - I'll be happy to come.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Once again, thanks. Nice to meet you.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Oh, Christ.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Look, I get a promoter's licence, 450. Right?

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Then I rent some neighbourhood hall, like a disco.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Then a rent a ring, chairs, security, a publicist,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54some advertising, ticket takers, a press conference...

0:23:54 > 0:23:57We're talking, maybe 10,000 bucks, maybe 15.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Then I throw down a bond with the Commission for the purse,

0:23:59 > 0:24:03the judges, ref, the ambulance... God forbid. Timekeepers, doctor.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06So what am I saying, 450, 15 large, seven large.

0:24:06 > 0:24:0922, maybe 25 grand all told. I could bring back the good old days,

0:24:09 > 0:24:11local talent, local arena.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14It's all the rage. It'll catch on like wildfire.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16What do you think?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18- What do you think? - Guy's in the john.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'll be right back. I've got some ideas.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24You know, I was thinking about what you were saying. I was listening.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Give my regards to them. - All right.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Where are you going to get 25,000? - Where?- Where? - I'll win on a game show.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Where did Edison get the light bulb?

0:24:39 > 0:24:41He conned Ed and got the money, right?

0:24:41 > 0:24:44What are you kidding me? I'll beat backers off with a club.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48I have people interested already. I'll give you one name, one name.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Regis Philbin, the talk show host.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I must talk to you about something.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- It's you and me... - Cut the crap, I'm serious.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I'm maybe doing what comes naturally.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Hey, hey, Phil. You caught me, Phil.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I'm in love with your wife.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05She's too good for you.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15Case number 466-952. Grogan... Gorgon versus Sanchez.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Judge Parker presides.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Will counsel please approach the bench.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Now, Fabian, look at me.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Now turn around and see if you see what I see.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Will the defendant and the plaintiff, please rise.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Fabian...

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Get the fuck out of my court.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yes, your honour.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15- What did I do, Harry? I didn't do nothing. - You were great, you were great.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18You win some, you lose some. Anything? Money?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- The car.- We bought a car. - What do you mean you bought a car?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26- You took ownership or ordered it? - I ordered it.- When?- Yesterday.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29OK, what did you put down, 1,000? Call the bank and stop payment.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32You want a car? Call John's Bodyshop on Queen's Boulevard.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Tell him you're my client. He'll get you an almost new Caddy for half what you paid.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39- I wanted a Trans Am. - I want to live forever.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Yeah.- You're welcome.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Listen, when you get outside, take a cab, not on the subway,

0:26:44 > 0:26:46because the animals will go nuts on her down there.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50Then wait a few blocks and take that brace off your neck. You're getting a rash.

0:26:50 > 0:26:56- Harry, are you going to send me a bill?- You paid.- No, I didn't. - You paid me.- No, I didn't.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00- Gorgon, whatever your name is. Have you ever boxed? - Boxed?- Have you ever boxed?

0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Boxed.- A big white kid, change your name Irish Billy and put shamrocks on your trunks.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Lose about 90 pounds, you'll become a middleweight.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Come on, what did I do?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12What did I do?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Hey, this is going to be great for you.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19Hey, you're welcome, thank you for saying "thank you" after what I just did for you.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I just got this kid more God damn publicity.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23The headlines will be "David and Goliath."

0:27:23 > 0:27:27"Jack The Giant Killer." Picture them standing up in court.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Until now, superflyweight was a chink and greaser division.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34No offence. What's going to happen now? Everybody will want to see Jack The Giant Killer fight.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37That's right. He's a hero now, this kid. I did that.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41Did you think I didn't know what I was doing? Tell Grossman it's on the house.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Tell him it's on the house.

0:27:45 > 0:27:50Bless you, my son. The children thank you and God loves you.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Bless you, thank you.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Fucking cunt!

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Eh, outside!

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Move it, get your ass out!

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Sleazy bitch!

0:28:01 > 0:28:05Phil Masseros, the meanest bartender in New York.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07The fucking guy just 86-ed a nun!

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Last April she was the Easter bunny.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Fabian... It's a case.

0:28:14 > 0:28:15Fabian, don't...

0:28:17 > 0:28:18Oh, sister, I saw the whole thing.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20I'm a lawyer. We'll sue his ass, OK?

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Go fuck yourself!

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- She just told me to go fuck myself. - I agree.- He agrees, this guy.

0:28:25 > 0:28:30If Fabian saw a bird digging up a worm, he'd get the worm to sue for assault.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32No, whiplash!

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Harry Fabian, defender of worms.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37I'm a good sport about it. What are your drinking? Johnny Walker?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Phil, Black Label on me. You'll never believe this.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43I got a promoters licence. I'm inspired by you, man.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46I'm taking a shot at promoting. Not on your level obviously.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48To promoting!

0:28:48 > 0:28:50ICE CLINKING

0:29:00 > 0:29:03- This one's on you, eh? - Come on, Boom Boom. Don't.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15I knew this guy once.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18He was a pretty shitty fighter, but what he could do...

0:29:18 > 0:29:21I saw him do this once. He could take a guy's face like this.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26And then take his finger.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Like this.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33And drive it to his fucking brains.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52Want a refill, tough guy?

0:30:01 > 0:30:04- Tommy, Tommy.- Hey, Harry. - Who'd Al Grossman fight?- Who?

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Al Grossman. Boom Boom's brother. Who did he fight?

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Al Grossman? Jeez, that's going back.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13Who did he fight? Give me a name. Tommy fucking Morello or whoever.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Maxie Rosenbloom I think once. Old Slapsie Maxie.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18What's the matter with you?

0:30:18 > 0:30:23- Harry?- Will you help the children, my son...- What's the problem?

0:30:23 > 0:30:24Say, Harry. Where you going?

0:30:24 > 0:30:27SEAGULLS CALLING

0:30:34 > 0:30:35Al Grossman?

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Over there?

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Thank you.

0:30:41 > 0:30:47VOICES IN DISTANCE

0:30:47 > 0:30:49..sticking him, sticking him.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52And you know Tony. You should've known Tony.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55I mean, he looks up at me. He says,

0:30:55 > 0:30:57"Hey, Al? Where the fuck are we?"

0:30:57 > 0:30:58LAUGHTER

0:31:02 > 0:31:07I wish my father was alive just for today. Al Grossman.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10This is Al Grossman!

0:31:10 > 0:31:13My father worshipped the ground you walked on. He said the time

0:31:13 > 0:31:17you fought Maxie Rosenbloom was the greatest fight he'd ever saw.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Which time?

0:31:20 > 0:31:23- What?- Well, which fight? The first or the second?

0:31:25 > 0:31:26Which do you think, Al?

0:31:26 > 0:31:29LAUGHTER

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Harry Fabian, attorney of law. It's an honour.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36You are a legend.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38- Can I talk to you, Al, for a minute?- Yeah.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42'They gave me a nice apartment.'

0:31:42 > 0:31:44- Right down by the ocean.- Uh-huh.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- This development, you know what it's called?- What?

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Mountain View! HE LAUGHS

0:31:49 > 0:31:52These developers, they've got another retirement compound.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55- It's the same set-up. You know what they call that?- What?- Ocean View!

0:31:55 > 0:31:58TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT

0:31:58 > 0:31:59Ah, what the fuck do I know?

0:31:59 > 0:32:03Still have my health though. Thank God.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07- Except for one thing.- What?- Do you know, whenever I... How old are you?

0:32:07 > 0:32:09What, do you have trouble getting up?

0:32:09 > 0:32:13What the fuck are you doing here? Al, this is like Altakaka City.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16You're a New York guy. I watched you, you're like A man of 47.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18- Come on! - What are you going to do?

0:32:18 > 0:32:19Hook up with some little old pigeon?

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Make a nice gefilte fish every night? Watch TV?

0:32:22 > 0:32:25Go to a doctor, get a little surgical implant

0:32:25 > 0:32:26with a little crank?

0:32:26 > 0:32:29Play cards with a bunch of hearing aids? Give me a break!

0:32:29 > 0:32:32It's the Greyhound station for death. Could you see Boom Boom here?

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Hey, look. Don't fucking talk to me about that prick!

0:32:35 > 0:32:38That I don't understand, Al. I'm going to tell you something.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- That makes me very depressed. - Well, I don't talk about him.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43There's two guys in three divisions.

0:32:43 > 0:32:46- They can't get a title crack and you know why?- Why?

0:32:46 > 0:32:48They last signed up with that cocksucker!

0:32:48 > 0:32:52Hey, my brother's an orthodontist. An orthodontist, you know?

0:32:52 > 0:32:56- But he's still my brother, right? - Hey, I'm no angel. I was no angel.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59When I was a kid, I pulled some armed robbery. I mean...

0:33:00 > 0:33:02It was a different time, but...

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Well, you know, I had a gun.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06I said "Stick 'em up!" or some shit like that.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10It was an honest robbery. I mean, not like today.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Need those?

0:33:13 > 0:33:15No.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Just don't talk to me about Boom Boom.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22- You know what his real name is? - Ira.- Yeah.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Who gives a fuck!

0:33:24 > 0:33:26What do you think about what I'm saying?

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Come to town, spot me my talent. Bring back the good old days, huh?

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- What do you think?- Oh, they never were the good old days.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36Maxie's always been a poor man's Al.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Whatever. But what do you think, huh?

0:33:38 > 0:33:41HE SIGHS

0:33:42 > 0:33:46- I'll do it on one condition.- What? - You've got to be honest with me.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Were you bullshitting me about your father?

0:33:50 > 0:33:54Absolutely not, Mr Grossman. I swear on my goldfish's eyes

0:33:54 > 0:33:56I was not bullshitting you. I swear...

0:33:57 > 0:33:59I was lying out my ass.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10Phil, there's a million guys out there I could be offering this to.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12I come to you first out of respect and friendship.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15Take a hike? Take a hike?!

0:34:15 > 0:34:17With all due respect, a man comes to you,

0:34:17 > 0:34:19offers you 20 large back on a 15,000 loan.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23A man you've known for years, Phil! Take a hike?!

0:34:23 > 0:34:27Come on! How could you say that to me? Phil. Really? How can you?

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Bing, bang and a paper bag back to you, right from the ticket taker.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33I won't even touch it. 2,000 seats at 15 a pop plus beer

0:34:33 > 0:34:37and I won't make it back, Phil? Come on! With all due respect!

0:34:37 > 0:34:38Can you get out of my face?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40OK, look. I don't want to use the wrong word.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42I won't say scared, that's not you.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44But are you concerned about Grossman?

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Just understand, normally I would be too.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51But circumstances have turned out such that at present, you know what?

0:34:51 > 0:34:53I fucking laugh at Grossman!

0:34:53 > 0:34:56With all due respect, I fucking laugh at Grossman.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59Grossman will not fucking come near me and I cannot tell you why

0:34:59 > 0:35:03right now because it's a surprise, but hear this. Grossman's superman,

0:35:03 > 0:35:07which he is not. And you know what I am? I am kryptonite. Trust me.

0:35:07 > 0:35:08You saying I'm afraid of Grossman?

0:35:08 > 0:35:11- Is that what you're saying? - I said that? Did I say that?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Phil, did I say that?

0:35:13 > 0:35:17I would put hot flaming barbecue fucking skewers in my fucking eyes

0:35:17 > 0:35:19before I would say that to you or about you.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22Phil! To you or about you.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Drop all thoughts of that right now, Phil.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27But let me take another tact when I'm standing here with you, OK?

0:35:27 > 0:35:31Phil, listen. You are the most successful of all my peers.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35This establishment is like legendary in its reputation and excellence.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37But, but... And once again,

0:35:37 > 0:35:40I have to be painstakingly careful in my choice of words here.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Didn't you ever, in the middle of the night, maybe say 4.30am,

0:35:43 > 0:35:45did you ever want to be more than just a bartender?

0:35:45 > 0:35:49- We know you're a legendary bartender, but...- Wait a minute.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52What the fuck! Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?

0:35:52 > 0:35:54You asshole!

0:35:54 > 0:35:57I mean, you don't even know what it's like to earn 15,000

0:35:57 > 0:36:00and you come in here, running down my husband?!

0:36:00 > 0:36:05- You ambulance-chasing, shyster bastard!- YOU- don't even trust you!

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Hey, Helen. Just say what you feel. Don't hold back.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09We're all friends here.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13You know what? Why don't you just... I'll tell you something, Harry.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16You're so fucking smart, you go out and you get 7,500

0:36:16 > 0:36:19and Phil'll loan you 7,500 to match, OK?

0:36:22 > 0:36:24I'll give you three days.

0:36:25 > 0:36:26- Three days?- Go.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28Go, go, go.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Bitch!

0:36:35 > 0:36:37MUSIC: "Money" by Barrett Strong

0:36:37 > 0:36:40# The best things in life are free

0:36:40 > 0:36:43# But you can keep it for the birds and bees

0:36:43 > 0:36:46# I need money

0:36:46 > 0:36:48# That's what I want

0:36:48 > 0:36:50# Hey, I need money

0:36:50 > 0:36:53# That's what I want... #

0:36:53 > 0:36:56- Hey, Gupy.- Harry!

0:36:56 > 0:36:58- Is Faruz around? - He's right there.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Harry, my son!

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Abdul Ben Fazul!

0:37:04 > 0:37:08- Hey! I dreamt of you last night. - Me too! I dream about you last night.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10- You did?- Yeah! Hey, Gupta.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12SPEAKS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE

0:37:12 > 0:37:16- I dream you become rich man. - I dream- YOU- become rich man.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Harry, I'm not interested in boxing.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Faruz, you don't have to be interested in boxing.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24You've got to be interested in getting back 9,000 on 75 guaranteed.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25No, Harry.

0:37:25 > 0:37:29- Please, guaranteed.- Harry! I got something better for me and you.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32What? Faruz, I could be going to a thousand guys.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35- I'm coming to you first, you hear? I'm going to you first.- Look.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38Ever heard of these, Harry? Four heads, cable ready.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41Plays dirty movies, cartoons for the children, everything.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43Take it, take it. It's a gift.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49- What, is this a gameshow?- A friend gave them to me. I give some to you.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- Sell them for 400, you keep 200. - Give me a break.

0:37:56 > 0:37:57Faruz.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01Harry, sell them for 400, you keep 200.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Yeah, right.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06CHATTER AND TRAFFIC

0:38:06 > 0:38:11- Lou, I'm talking about expanding your sports empire here.- Kick-boxing?

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- No, not kick-boxing. Then without a dice.- What?

0:38:14 > 0:38:19- I mean no dice. No dice. Like how you say?- You like VCRs?- No.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22I've got a lot in the car. They go for 400 each at Trader Horn's.

0:38:22 > 0:38:27- I give to you two for 700. Pick up Orient, everything.- Nah, nah.- 650.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- Huh!- 550.- Hm.- 500. That's it, my final price.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Oh, Mr Peck, please.- Shush! - Please, can I...

0:38:32 > 0:38:35- I'm talking now. - Let me just explain...

0:38:35 > 0:38:38You talked already, now me. Sit, sit!

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Harry.

0:38:41 > 0:38:45You say 2,000 seats at 15 a pop.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49That's 30,000 plus beer and pretzels, whatever. Another three to five.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53- Maybe more. That's bottom line. - Harry, you ever hear Murphy's Law?

0:38:53 > 0:38:57Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01- That law was dedicated to guys like you.- Mr Peck, come on.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05You remember you came in here a few years ago? "Mr Peck! Mr Peck!" What?

0:39:05 > 0:39:09You were going to buy two tonnes of rocks from the Berlin Wall.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Yeah, I was. Are you kidding? I would've cleaned up.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13It's owning a piece of history.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17No, you wouldn't. You've got rocks in your head. Nobody buys rocks.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20What are you talking about? Look at the Berlin Wall today.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23If I had invested then, you know how much I could have made?

0:39:23 > 0:39:25I could have paid you back ten times.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- You know what that's all about?- What?

0:39:28 > 0:39:31You'd be so good at something if you'd only slow down.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35Slow down, Mr Peck? How can I slow down? I'm like a shark.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37- I stop moving, I die. You know, that's the way.- Sharks got teeth!

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Here, Harry. Come sit here.

0:39:40 > 0:39:44Not too close, I got a cold. Listen.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Harry, I like you. You're a nice kid.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49If you insist, I got to lend you.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52I got to say yes. That's my business.

0:39:52 > 0:39:57"But then what will happen?" Says my crystal ball. Something, something...

0:39:57 > 0:39:59I don't know what. Maybe Grossman,

0:39:59 > 0:40:02maybe the State Commissioner, but something.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04And I'll be out my money.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07You'll be in less than the best physical condition you'll ever

0:40:07 > 0:40:10- be in, which I would hate to see. - I would hate to see that too.

0:40:10 > 0:40:14Yeah? And we couldn't even be on speaking terms anymore.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Harry, listen. I like you.

0:40:16 > 0:40:21But if I'm such a last resort, don't be so desperate.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28PIANO MUSIC AND CHATTER

0:41:19 > 0:41:24Where is that, er... Oh.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27You really should alphabetize your albums, Harry.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING

0:41:33 > 0:41:35- IMPERSONATES HARRY:- I pick my words carefully, but I mean,

0:41:35 > 0:41:38you know, with all due respect. I mean, you know,

0:41:38 > 0:41:41legendarily speaking. Are you in a bad mood or what? Hm?

0:41:42 > 0:41:44See, he's confused.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46He's thinking, you know,

0:41:46 > 0:41:50"Should I bust the bitch in the face for humiliating me?

0:41:52 > 0:41:55"Or should I thank her?"

0:41:55 > 0:41:58"Yeah, you know, maybe I should thank her.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01"Thank her for knocking down the loan to a reasonable amount

0:42:01 > 0:42:04"That that little bastard is now obligated to

0:42:04 > 0:42:07"if I come up with the rest."

0:42:08 > 0:42:10What's that?

0:42:13 > 0:42:15This is money.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18This is money.

0:42:18 > 0:42:19How much and for what?

0:42:19 > 0:42:22This is 7,500. This is for you.

0:42:22 > 0:42:26This is 5,000 for a friend of yours.

0:42:26 > 0:42:31You get me something for this and then you get this.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34- Where'd you get this? - Come on, Harry.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38You know I kept every cent I could get my hands on. Look at this.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42Here. You take this to Phil. You say, "Phil, here you go.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44"Cough up your end."

0:42:44 > 0:42:48- Who's my friend for the five? - You know The Blue Dolphin?

0:42:48 > 0:42:50- What, on 11th street?- Yeah.

0:42:50 > 0:42:54It's closed. Somebody bought it. It's been closed for six months.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58You take this, you get me a liquor licence so I can open it.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01- You want it?- Yeah. You're right, Harry. I'm a city girl.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04What the fuck am I going to do in California?

0:43:04 > 0:43:06I'd die in California.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10- No, I've got to make my stuff happen here. It's just... - SHE SIGHS

0:43:10 > 0:43:13It's just I can't stand it anymore, you know?

0:43:13 > 0:43:16He's all over me all the time. But I can't get a liquor licence

0:43:16 > 0:43:19in New York because of that felony convictions I got on the books.

0:43:19 > 0:43:23It's like a... It's like a tattoo, you know?

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Helen, you leave Phil, you leave town.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Ah, screw him. Look, take this.

0:43:27 > 0:43:31- Get me a licence like you did for Marty Fatass.- Marty Fatass was a goddamned hack licence.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33What you want is a whole different animal.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36You're talking the State Liquor Authority now.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38This is a whole different animal.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41What, you haven't got a friend at fucking DSLA?

0:43:41 > 0:43:45Why don't you just get it under another name or take on a partner?

0:43:46 > 0:43:49Well...

0:43:49 > 0:43:52You want to be my partner here?

0:43:52 > 0:43:56- You want to be my partner? Hm?- Me?- Yeah.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Why on earth would anyone who knows me

0:43:58 > 0:44:00willingly take me on as a partner? I mean, come on!

0:44:00 > 0:44:05- You got more energy than Con Ed. - Oh, yeah?- Yeah.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07You're an eternal optimist and...

0:44:10 > 0:44:13- You got a good heart. - I do, huh?- Yeah.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17- You don't fool me. - I don't, huh?- Yeah.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25Come on, what do you say?

0:44:25 > 0:44:27Oh, really... No, thanks.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30I really think I want to take a shot at this other thing.

0:44:30 > 0:44:33Yeah? Really?

0:44:33 > 0:44:36Hm.

0:44:36 > 0:44:39No problem. You know, you just er...

0:44:39 > 0:44:43You just give me the licence and then you can have the money.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55I was asking around. They said the best was when they had

0:44:55 > 0:44:58a Jew fighting an Italian. They'd line up for miles.

0:44:58 > 0:45:02Also, I was thinking. What if I had an amateur night? Get a cop to fight

0:45:02 > 0:45:03a fireman or a sanitation guy.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06Drop some freebies off at the precinct, the firehouse, the dump?

0:45:06 > 0:45:10Oh, fucking hell, man. This is it. No more bullshit, no more.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13I can't stand it, man. I'm better than this. I'm no jerk. Well, I...

0:45:13 > 0:45:17I am a jerk, but it's like playing possum so far. It's like light under

0:45:17 > 0:45:21a bushel for me. I've been eating shit with a shovel. But this is it,

0:45:21 > 0:45:24right? This is it, man. Fuck! Regis Philbin! Ho ho ho!

0:45:24 > 0:45:26Do you know me?

0:45:26 > 0:45:29People know me in the boxing world, but sometimes in an airport

0:45:29 > 0:45:33or a hotel or a whorehouse, I'm just another schmuck. Another Harry.

0:45:33 > 0:45:37That's why I carry this. Tch, tch, tch! American Express.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39Don't leave home without it.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47- D'you really think I have a good heart?- Yes.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50- D'you really think so, too? - Yeah.- You bitch(!)

0:45:50 > 0:45:52I tricked you, didn't I?

0:45:59 > 0:46:00- 'SLA.' - John Dugan, please.

0:46:00 > 0:46:04Harry, I want to fly up a lady fiend, from Miami.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06What lady friend? You turning sex beast on me now?

0:46:06 > 0:46:08- 'Dugan.'- Huh?- 'Dugan.'

0:46:08 > 0:46:11- Dugie! Baby in a box! - 'Fabian, how are you?'

0:46:11 > 0:46:13Good. Good. Very good.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15- Listen, I've got to see you. - 'No can do.'

0:46:15 > 0:46:19What's 'no can do', a Chinese appetiser? I've got to see you. It's important.

0:46:19 > 0:46:23- 'About what?'- I'm getting married. I want you to be my best man.

0:46:23 > 0:46:27- 'Don't fuck with me, OK? What else?' - Why else would I call? - 'Nothing else?'

0:46:27 > 0:46:29- Nothing else.- 'Where and when?'

0:46:29 > 0:46:33Six o'clock good tonight? Mare Chiaro on Mulberry Street.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35- 'All right, I know it.' - Six o'clock? OK.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37What is this, Al? Who's this woman?

0:46:37 > 0:46:40I can't have my personnel on morals charges.

0:46:40 > 0:46:44Hey, Harry, are you getting married?

0:46:44 > 0:46:48Look at 'em! Look at 'em!

0:46:48 > 0:46:52You got any frequent flyer miles? You sure?

0:46:52 > 0:46:54Rock and roll, champ.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02MUSIC: "The Great Pretender" by The Platters

0:47:05 > 0:47:09- Dugie!- You getting married, Harry? - Not exactly.- I didn't think so.

0:47:09 > 0:47:13I couldn't imagine being your best man. We don't even like each other.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16I'm crazy about YOU. You just got a self image problem.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18Anyway I have a friend getting married.

0:47:18 > 0:47:21I want to give her a unique present, you know what I mean?

0:47:21 > 0:47:24Can't do it anymore, Harry. They're watching me.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27- I'm not sure.- I've got five large to spend, more or less?

0:47:27 > 0:47:29You got 7,500 to spend, more or less?

0:47:29 > 0:47:31- 75?- 75.

0:47:31 > 0:47:34I don't have that.

0:47:34 > 0:47:36What'd you bring me down here for? You waste my time. Come on!

0:47:36 > 0:47:40Sit down. Come on.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Now it's 85, Harry.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44- You're still a prick, aren't you? - Yeah.

0:47:44 > 0:47:47Takes one to know one.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Got any blanks? I'll print my own.

0:47:53 > 0:47:57You're a forger, huh, Harry? You got 1,500 for me?

0:47:57 > 0:47:59It's in the paper.

0:48:01 > 0:48:03So's your blank.

0:48:05 > 0:48:072,000, Harry.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09Just do it right, Herman.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12It's got to look right. It's got to look genuine.

0:48:29 > 0:48:30(Oh, boy!)

0:48:32 > 0:48:33SHE LAUGHS

0:48:34 > 0:48:37Harry, you want to celebrate, or something?

0:48:37 > 0:48:38I'm going to crash.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41No! Come on! I know what.

0:48:41 > 0:48:45- Do that American Express commercial. Come on.- Nah!

0:48:45 > 0:48:48Come on, Harry. Do it once, please?!

0:48:48 > 0:48:50- Ah! - Let me try it.

0:48:54 > 0:48:58SHE IMPERSONATES HARRY: Hi. You know me?

0:48:58 > 0:49:02In the boxing world, my name is a household word.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04But sometimes in airports, restaurants,

0:49:04 > 0:49:05whorehouses...

0:49:05 > 0:49:06SHE LAUGHS

0:49:06 > 0:49:08Come on, you do it!

0:49:08 > 0:49:11- No!- Do it, do it , do it!

0:49:11 > 0:49:12DO IT!

0:49:12 > 0:49:15Hi, D'you know me?

0:49:15 > 0:49:18In the boxing world, I'm a household name.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21But in an airport, or a hotel, they treat me like everybody else.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Piece of shit.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28SHE LAUGHS

0:49:28 > 0:49:30You know something?

0:49:30 > 0:49:32You're just like a...

0:49:34 > 0:49:37..hero looking for a target.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41Come in with me on this thing.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43I'll bring you home, baby.

0:49:43 > 0:49:44Huh?

0:49:44 > 0:49:47- I can't.- What?

0:49:47 > 0:49:51Come on, Harry.

0:49:51 > 0:49:53You and me, beneath the tree.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56Doing what comes naturally.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07What's this?

0:50:07 > 0:50:09What's what?

0:50:09 > 0:50:10Where'd you get this?

0:50:10 > 0:50:13- From my friend, the Chase Manhattan. - What d'you call them, Peck?

0:50:13 > 0:50:15Do I look that desperate, Phil?

0:50:15 > 0:50:18Hey, Helen. Did you see this?

0:50:18 > 0:50:21Where did you get this?

0:50:21 > 0:50:24- You might have underestimated my resourcefulness.- Fuck you.

0:50:24 > 0:50:27But a deal's a deal, right? We're men of honour.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29Honourable men go with honourable men.

0:50:29 > 0:50:33Why the fuck would you raise 7,500?

0:50:35 > 0:50:37- So, uh...- No problem.

0:50:37 > 0:50:40Just tell me when you need it, you'll have it.

0:50:40 > 0:50:41Well, how about right now?

0:50:41 > 0:50:44I've got to rent a big place. I got to line up my meat,

0:50:44 > 0:50:48- I got to lay down my bond. - How much is the bond?- Seven.- Seven?

0:50:48 > 0:50:50You got that without me.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53You don't have to lay out anything else till fight night, right?

0:50:53 > 0:50:57Phil, you're leaving me with, like, 500 here.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59You going to bust balls, Fabian?

0:50:59 > 0:51:02I said I'd give it to you when you needed it. Did I not say that?

0:51:02 > 0:51:04OK. yes, you DID say that.

0:51:04 > 0:51:06And I DO believe you. Absolutely.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11Nice people. Nice music.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14Y'all got something to shave with, take a walk now.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17These here? Radar hands. You got it, I'll find it.

0:51:17 > 0:51:20Nice suit. Where'd you get it at, Marty's? Let's go.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23- Yo, what we got here?- Father Time.

0:51:23 > 0:51:25Too old to hold your hands up?

0:51:25 > 0:51:28Hold your hands up!

0:51:28 > 0:51:31You're scaring me, pops, you're scaring me.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34- Scare you.- Shake a tail feather.

0:51:34 > 0:51:36- Prick!- Radar hands. Let's move it!

0:51:36 > 0:51:39MUSIC: "Forgiveness" by Lynn Davis

0:52:11 > 0:52:14Harry, I'm going to break that bastard's face.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17Oh, forget him. What do you think? Big enough or what?

0:52:17 > 0:52:19- Forget him?- What do you think about the place?

0:52:19 > 0:52:22- It's great, huh? - What? It's a fucking dance hall!

0:52:22 > 0:52:25Yeah. It's great, though. It's great for a fight.

0:52:29 > 0:52:32Let's dance. Come on, disco buddy!

0:52:32 > 0:52:35- Harry, I'm having second thoughts about you.- Yeah, right.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48I'm getting 'hocked in kopf' with this hubbub, Harold.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51- His name is Harry. Harry. - It's Harry.- ...Three times already.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54OK, it's right over here. Right on the right.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55There you go, Frieda.

0:53:01 > 0:53:02HE WHISPERS

0:53:14 > 0:53:17Hey, shyster, Boom Boom wants to talk to you.

0:53:17 > 0:53:18Now.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20Uh... I'll be right back.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23Have the homemade soup. It's very good.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27- You can order one for me, too. - Homemade, in whose home?

0:53:29 > 0:53:32- What are you doing with him? - With who?- What's he doing with you?

0:53:32 > 0:53:35He's got a bum heart. What are you doing with him?

0:53:35 > 0:53:39- Take it easy. You still got registered hands.- Harry?

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Hal.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46- Let's go, Harry.- Yeah, let's go!

0:53:49 > 0:53:51Hal...

0:53:59 > 0:54:02- Donny, I need some help over here. - All right. Wait a minute.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05- Ah, Fabian.- Mr Resnick. How are you? - How are you?

0:54:05 > 0:54:08- This is Al Grossman.- Come on down to the office. Boxing, huh?

0:54:08 > 0:54:11It takes balls, Mr Resnick, and you got balls by the dozen.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14I could tell. Huh? It's a GREAT place.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17- Al, give him a hand. - What am I doing here?

0:54:17 > 0:54:19He wants 5,000 for the night,

0:54:19 > 0:54:21so I'm giving him the VCRs as collateral.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24What the hell is this? Oh, boy.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28Aw, shit.

0:54:32 > 0:54:33You know, Harry, I...

0:54:44 > 0:54:46PHONE RINGS

0:54:46 > 0:54:49'Champion Enterprises, can I help you?

0:54:49 > 0:54:53- 'Hold on, please.'- Listen, tell him we're here.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54'Mr Grossman...'

0:55:01 > 0:55:02Some place. BIG time!

0:55:02 > 0:55:06PHONE RINGS

0:55:06 > 0:55:08'Champion Enterprises, can I help you?'

0:55:08 > 0:55:13Hey, Boom Boom, long time no see. Nice place. Hey, Cuda.

0:55:13 > 0:55:14Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16Just kidding.

0:55:16 > 0:55:18Listen, kid, I'm only kidding, man.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20No hard feelings, OK?

0:55:22 > 0:55:24You know, it's just the way it is.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27Hey, take it easy.

0:55:27 > 0:55:28Ow! Take it easy.

0:55:28 > 0:55:29ELEVATOR BELL RINGS

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Easy! One more fucking move, spic,

0:55:33 > 0:55:35I'll step on your fucking head!

0:55:35 > 0:55:37No!

0:55:40 > 0:55:42What are you getting yourself into, Al?

0:55:46 > 0:55:49You want to do strong-arm shit, Ira?

0:55:53 > 0:55:56- You're a very foolish man, Al.- Yeah, well, that's OK.

0:55:56 > 0:56:00- Come on.- What do you know about this little prick?

0:56:00 > 0:56:01He's OK.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07Well, I'd like to have a few words with Harry.

0:56:07 > 0:56:08Go ahead.

0:56:08 > 0:56:10Alone.

0:56:10 > 0:56:13Please.

0:56:15 > 0:56:19It's OK, Al. It's cool. Don't worry.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24- Harry, Harry, Harry. - That's my name.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26So you're really going to go through with this, huh?

0:56:26 > 0:56:29Why don't I give you a little money

0:56:29 > 0:56:31so you can forget it, huh?

0:56:31 > 0:56:33I mean, fight game's tough. It's not for everybody.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37How much do you want, Harry?

0:56:40 > 0:56:41I want to tell you something.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44Whatever anybody thinks of me, I paid my dues.

0:56:44 > 0:56:48Six years of Legal Aid, I must have represented 15,000 poor people.

0:56:48 > 0:56:50You do it fast. You never go to trial.

0:56:50 > 0:56:52Cut the best deal on the spot, and move on.

0:56:52 > 0:56:55In private practice, you can't shake that six year 'go-go' head.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58With civil cases, you get somebody by the balls,

0:56:58 > 0:57:00make them pay, you get the hell out.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03Like a machine, like an animal, like with you.

0:57:03 > 0:57:06All I ever do is take the money and run. That's all I ever do.

0:57:06 > 0:57:09About ten years ago, I had these clients,

0:57:09 > 0:57:11a Puerto Rican family from Bed-Stuy.

0:57:11 > 0:57:14And the police, they were like looking for somebody.

0:57:14 > 0:57:18So, they broke in, and they beat up everybody

0:57:18 > 0:57:21in the whole fucking family. The kids, the grandmother, everybody.

0:57:21 > 0:57:23They had the wrong house.

0:57:23 > 0:57:28I took the New York City Police Department to court.

0:57:28 > 0:57:30They gave me 10,000 and my clients 10,000 to go away.

0:57:30 > 0:57:3410,000 to each of us to go AWAY. And I took it.

0:57:35 > 0:57:39I took it. I don't know how much we could've gotten, you know?

0:57:39 > 0:57:44I could've like taken the New York City Police Department to court,

0:57:44 > 0:57:47and I didn't, you know? I mean, I could've, like, won.

0:57:47 > 0:57:51I could've SCORED, you know? Not money, but scored.

0:57:51 > 0:57:54Instead, I just took what they fucking gave me,

0:57:54 > 0:57:55like a fucking asshole.

0:57:55 > 0:58:00I'm tired of being an asshole, and being a schmuck, and laughed at, and everybody making fun.

0:58:00 > 0:58:03They think I'm just a little fucking putz. I'm not like that.

0:58:03 > 0:58:05- You know, why can't- I- have a piece?

0:58:05 > 0:58:07- Why can't- I- be the man, for once?

0:58:07 > 0:58:10I'm going to MAKE my stand, be a fucking boxing promoter.

0:58:10 > 0:58:14If I go all the way, like just to get you over a barrel,

0:58:14 > 0:58:15I'd do it all the time, right?

0:58:15 > 0:58:18Right? Why should I?

0:58:18 > 0:58:20Why should I settle for that?

0:58:23 > 0:58:27Just for the record, though, I want to ask you something.

0:58:27 > 0:58:29How much WERE you going to pay me?

0:58:32 > 0:58:34You're not wearing a wire, are you?

0:58:36 > 0:58:39No offence. I didn't think you were.

0:58:39 > 0:58:42You want to go ahead with this, I can't make you stop.

0:58:45 > 0:58:48But my brother Al, I mean, he's a world-class putz,

0:58:48 > 0:58:51but what are you going to do?

0:58:51 > 0:58:54He's my big brother. I love him. I worry about him.

0:58:54 > 0:58:57He don't like me. He thinks I'm bad for boxing.

0:58:57 > 0:58:59But who the hell cares, you know?

0:58:59 > 0:59:04My point is, uh... You sure you're not wearing a wire?

0:59:04 > 0:59:10- I said no.- Good.- All right?- Good.

0:59:10 > 0:59:11Cos the point is...

0:59:12 > 0:59:15If anything should happen to my brother.

0:59:15 > 0:59:20I mean anything. If he gets the flu,

0:59:20 > 0:59:24a heart attack. He's had TWO, you know.

0:59:24 > 0:59:27If he gets as much as a fucking headache,

0:59:27 > 0:59:31I will have you killed, Harry.

0:59:32 > 0:59:34Fuck you with these registered weapons.

0:59:34 > 0:59:36You will die, Harry.

0:59:36 > 0:59:40So you take good care of my brother, huh?

0:59:40 > 0:59:42Make sure he don't get too excited.

0:59:51 > 0:59:54Let's rock and roll, champ.

0:59:58 > 1:00:01I got four fucking hundred dollars to my fucking name.

1:00:01 > 1:00:03I got to pay the printers, the doctors, the judges.

1:00:03 > 1:00:06- Easy. Anything happens to you, I'm dead.- You got to pay Al.

1:00:06 > 1:00:09You? I thought you LOVED boxing. Got any money I can borrow?

1:00:09 > 1:00:13How about your girlfriend? She win at cards a lot?

1:00:16 > 1:00:20I'll tell you who I like. That kid there.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22And that kid over there.

1:00:22 > 1:00:24That kid eating Fritos is good, too.

1:00:24 > 1:00:27And that lightweight, you know?

1:00:27 > 1:00:31- And, uh, these two kids here. - They got fast hands.

1:00:31 > 1:00:34- They're brothers. - Whoa! The brother thing, I like.

1:00:34 > 1:00:36Get them to fight each other. Cain and Abel.

1:00:36 > 1:00:38I like that. This, I don't know.

1:00:38 > 1:00:42Everybody's from uptown. It's like a night in Nairobi.

1:00:42 > 1:00:45How about him? Adam Carrington, there.

1:00:45 > 1:00:48And this kid, Battling Chan. Got to get Moshe Dayan?

1:00:50 > 1:00:53- Oh, come on, now. Will you be serious?- I'm serious as cancer.

1:00:53 > 1:00:56Wait a minute. Excuse me.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59What do you MEAN, you're leaving me?

1:01:05 > 1:01:08- Feel better now? - No, worse.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1:01:12 > 1:01:16Come here. Come over here.

1:01:18 > 1:01:20Fuck you!

1:01:21 > 1:01:24Let me kiss you, Helen.

1:01:24 > 1:01:27I want to kiss you, Helen.

1:01:28 > 1:01:30Just let me talk to you. Don't walk away from me.

1:01:30 > 1:01:33- Just let me talk to you. - You go to hell.

1:01:33 > 1:01:34Enough of this shit!

1:01:34 > 1:01:39- Where'd you get the money for the liquor licence, Helen? - I earned it.

1:01:39 > 1:01:41What do you mean? Like tips? You saved up your tips?

1:01:41 > 1:01:44Don't you fucking touch me!

1:01:59 > 1:02:02I kept sticking him, sticking him.

1:02:02 > 1:02:05Finally, wham, boom! I hit him a hook.

1:02:05 > 1:02:07Oh, Harry, I want you to meet Bobo Epstein.

1:02:07 > 1:02:10- Bobo.- Tommy Carver. - Tommy.- Freddy, uh... Freddy.

1:02:10 > 1:02:12- DiMario.- That's right. - And Jap Epstein.

1:02:12 > 1:02:14- Jap.- They all got good boys.

1:02:14 > 1:02:16- Who's got the brothers? - Me.- They fight each other?

1:02:16 > 1:02:19- Heh. Not without knives. - THEY LAUGH

1:02:20 > 1:02:22SIREN WAILS

1:02:37 > 1:02:40- Helen, what are you doing here?- Hey! I did it.

1:02:40 > 1:02:43- I'm FREE. - Jesus. What happened?

1:02:43 > 1:02:46Oh, fucking Phil, you know. Yeah.

1:02:48 > 1:02:50- Helen, listen, listen.- What?

1:02:50 > 1:02:52This place in California, where's that at?

1:02:52 > 1:02:55Somewheres out of Big Sur. Redwoods.

1:02:55 > 1:02:58Maybe try it, after all.

1:02:58 > 1:03:01You know, New York, Phil, with the licence...

1:03:01 > 1:03:04There are so many factors around here, you should start fresh

1:03:04 > 1:03:09- New York is a sewer, if you think about it. Jesus.- Come upstairs, you can tell me all about it.

1:03:09 > 1:03:12No, I'm serious, shit happens, look what happened to you.

1:03:18 > 1:03:20DOOR SLAMS

1:03:22 > 1:03:25How can you tell me something like this?

1:03:25 > 1:03:28Phil, I almost didn't.

1:03:28 > 1:03:32I told myself, Boom Boom, keep your nose out of where it don't belong.

1:03:32 > 1:03:37Then I said to myself, Phil's your friend, even then I said,

1:03:37 > 1:03:39"Don't tell him Boom Boom."

1:03:39 > 1:03:43But then I hear the straw that broke the camel's back.

1:03:44 > 1:03:46You loaned this guy money,

1:03:46 > 1:03:49I said to myself, enough is enough, Boom Boom.

1:03:49 > 1:03:53Do your duty. Weather the storm of outrage.

1:03:55 > 1:03:56Helen and Fabian.

1:03:56 > 1:03:59Harry Fabian.

1:03:59 > 1:04:02Where do you think he got the money? From the money store?

1:04:02 > 1:04:05How did she get a liquor licence with her record?

1:04:05 > 1:04:08She must know some funny phone numbers down there.

1:04:08 > 1:04:11Or she knows somebody that knows some funny phone numbers.

1:04:11 > 1:04:15I do this for you, you do this for me, come on, do you think I enjoy tell you all this?

1:04:15 > 1:04:19This is like agony for me, this guy's a total fuck,

1:04:19 > 1:04:24which I'm sure doesn't come as a big revelation to you.

1:04:30 > 1:04:35I'm sorry, but you're better off hearing it from me,

1:04:35 > 1:04:38you know what I mean?

1:04:44 > 1:04:48You should put their records under their names, Harry.

1:04:48 > 1:04:53You're right, absolutely right, so put the records, but put high wins and low losses, OK?

1:04:53 > 1:04:57- Anything else?- I was just thinking, you know what you should do?

1:04:57 > 1:05:01Put Irish before Steve Cotton, put Ice before between Al and Cole.

1:05:01 > 1:05:03You finished? You want these things today or not?

1:05:03 > 1:05:05Yeah, wait, let me finish, let's see.

1:05:05 > 1:05:08I've got a great fucking idea, I should have thought of this before,

1:05:08 > 1:05:13I cannot fucking believe this, this is a great, great idea. You know that sporting goods store,

1:05:13 > 1:05:18Bojacks? One of the guys, Bo Feldlman, he sued his partner. I got him the store, more or less,

1:05:18 > 1:05:23the guy still owes me. So I'll get all like a couple of hundred boxing gloves, right?

1:05:23 > 1:05:27I'll say free boxing gloves to the first 200 customers, right?

1:05:27 > 1:05:30And I'll put up here, "Get Punchy, New York!"

1:05:30 > 1:05:32Great idea, great fucking idea voila! Finished!

1:05:32 > 1:05:37OK, 300 posters, tickets, 2,000 tickets.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40- 2,001, one for yourself. - One? 1,500 dollars.

1:05:40 > 1:05:44- That sound fair, I'll pay you right after the fight.- Bullshit!

1:05:44 > 1:05:46Come on, Herman? Right after the fight, no good?

1:05:46 > 1:05:48- OK, before the fight, happy? - Harry...

1:05:48 > 1:05:53Herman, I'm going to write you a bad cheque, you want me to do that? What are you worried about?

1:05:53 > 1:05:57My backer can't pay me until around the end of the fight, so what's the difference?

1:05:57 > 1:05:59Take it out of the receipts, it'll be right there.

1:05:59 > 1:06:02- Levon!- Why do we always go through this every time with you?

1:06:02 > 1:06:05- I'm going to pay you.- I'm going to give Levon my ticket, Harry.

1:06:05 > 1:06:08- OK, I don't give a shit. - You know what I mean?

1:06:08 > 1:06:11Yeah, give it to anybody you want. How you doing? give him two tickets.

1:06:11 > 1:06:14Come on, let's go, Radar hands here.

1:06:14 > 1:06:17You got it, I'm going to find it. I like what I do, it feels so good.

1:06:17 > 1:06:20All right, let's keep the line going.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23Here to see Mr Resnick, I know the routine.

1:06:23 > 1:06:25- Oh, it's Father Time again. - He's with me.

1:06:25 > 1:06:27I got to check him for hardware.

1:06:36 > 1:06:39Can't you hear? I'm with him.

1:06:41 > 1:06:43He's with me, it's OK.

1:06:47 > 1:06:48Go ahead in, Pops.

1:06:48 > 1:06:50Fucking piece of shit!

1:06:53 > 1:06:55- You did your homework, I'm proud of you.- Good, huh?

1:06:55 > 1:06:58I'll do the same for you, all the security in the world here.

1:06:58 > 1:07:02- I was going to use some of my own people.- No, it's on the house, comes with the place.- Really?

1:07:02 > 1:07:05I handle everything, the bar, everything, is take care of for you.

1:07:05 > 1:07:08- What do you mean? That's what I do for a living!. - I'm in a meeting!

1:07:08 > 1:07:11- This scumbag is selling blow in the joint.- Get him out of here!

1:07:11 > 1:07:15- Save this for later.- What do you mean you'll handle the bar?

1:07:15 > 1:07:19I'm equipped for everything, I've got the chair, the ring, it all going into the rental.

1:07:19 > 1:07:24- You take care of the gate and the fighters, it's that simple. - No, no, screw you, man.- Screw me?

1:07:24 > 1:07:28- Yeah! That's the deal, man. - Wipe your ass with that!

1:07:28 > 1:07:30Go to a Ukrainian fucking dancehall.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32- Get the fuck out!- Don't touch me!

1:07:32 > 1:07:37- Who are you to touch me?- Al, do you know whose brother this is?

1:07:37 > 1:07:42This is Boom Boom's brother. I don't want to be swimming in blood over here.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44Don't give me that pile of shit!

1:07:44 > 1:07:46It's 9,000, you got it?

1:07:46 > 1:07:50I've got a circus I could book that night, I don't need you!

1:07:50 > 1:07:52You've just got to take it out of the gate.

1:07:52 > 1:07:55I don't take anything out of the gate, it comes up front.

1:07:55 > 1:07:57It's 3,000 for the insurance, that's the joke.

1:07:57 > 1:08:02- OK, OK, now problem, let's go. You all right?- Yeah, I'm all right. - The 200 gloves is a nice touch.

1:08:02 > 1:08:05Where the fuck else are we to go, we've got six days?

1:08:05 > 1:08:10- I'll going to kill him. - We make matches. I'm not promoting this, Christ!

1:08:10 > 1:08:13I owe Herman to print and I've got to pay this fucking dick.

1:08:13 > 1:08:17Al, you OK? You shouldn't get excited.

1:08:17 > 1:08:19Shouldn't get excited.

1:08:19 > 1:08:22You kiss everybody's ass and I shouldn't get excited?

1:08:22 > 1:08:25Whose ass did I kiss? Whose ass? I'm saving your life.

1:08:25 > 1:08:29Jumping in saying, "Fine," to everybody. You're always with the hands, the hands.

1:08:29 > 1:08:32- I've got to kiss ass to keep you out of trouble.- Me?- Yeah.

1:08:32 > 1:08:36- I'm standing up for you, puissant. You let everybody walk all over you! - Who?- Everybody!!

1:08:36 > 1:08:39Come on, that's not true, what are you talking about?

1:08:39 > 1:08:43- You couldn't promote a fucking pillow fight.- You all right?- Yeah.

1:08:43 > 1:08:47- Take another pill. Al. - I'm OK. I'm, OK.

1:08:47 > 1:08:50You get too excited, you get too excited. Jeez.

1:08:51 > 1:08:549,000, the cocksucker, I can't fucking believe it!

1:09:01 > 1:09:05Always remember to tell the customers what great wines we have by the glass, OK?

1:09:06 > 1:09:10Hey, Harry, come in, come on, hey,

1:09:10 > 1:09:14Harry, you got to come in! Come on!

1:09:16 > 1:09:18Please. Come on in.

1:09:18 > 1:09:21Hey. Everybody, this is Harry Fabian, you know?

1:09:21 > 1:09:23How are you?

1:09:23 > 1:09:25Want you to know this face, memorise it,

1:09:25 > 1:09:29you are never to accept money from this man. He is family.

1:09:29 > 1:09:32Do you want to bring Mr Fabian a cup of coffee?

1:09:35 > 1:09:37- Looks great!- Yeah.

1:09:37 > 1:09:39Very nice. Promising.

1:09:39 > 1:09:43- Helen, listen. Yeah? - This is the bottom for me

1:09:43 > 1:09:46to come to you like this. I need a loan, about 5,000,

1:09:46 > 1:09:49I'll pay your back 6.5 on the night of the fight,

1:09:49 > 1:09:51I swear on my mother's eyes!

1:09:51 > 1:09:55- I mean, these people are fucking me around. I'm stuck.- I don't have it.

1:09:55 > 1:09:59If you had come to me yesterday, I would have had it,

1:09:59 > 1:10:03it's just...you see that? That's your loan.

1:10:03 > 1:10:07That is a cruvinet, keeps open wine fresh so I can serve glasses

1:10:07 > 1:10:10of the good stuff without ditching the bottles.

1:10:10 > 1:10:15Anyway, there's your loan money. It has something to do with nitrogen balance.

1:10:15 > 1:10:17That wine cooler cost 16 grand.

1:10:20 > 1:10:22Yeah, there are like only ten in all of Manhattan.

1:10:22 > 1:10:23I can see why.

1:10:23 > 1:10:27Yeah. Anyway, I'm almost tap city my self, Harry.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30So, why don't you ask Phil?

1:10:30 > 1:10:36Because it's a good deal, it really is, I just don't have it.

1:10:41 > 1:10:44So, Hey, harry, you want to see great art?

1:10:44 > 1:10:46Look, I'm going to go, OK?

1:10:47 > 1:10:50Good luck. Yeah, Thanks for trying to help.

1:10:50 > 1:10:52- Hey, if Phil can't come through then come back.- OK.

1:10:52 > 1:10:56I can make some calls, I can try.

1:11:15 > 1:11:18- It's not good, Phil.- What?

1:11:18 > 1:11:22The loan, I appreciate it but save your money, it's just not good.

1:11:22 > 1:11:23What are you talking about?

1:11:23 > 1:11:27I need 12 grand if I need a dime, that fucking disco.

1:11:27 > 1:11:31Now they want to hold me up for nine, it's over, it's just impossible.

1:11:31 > 1:11:33It's very tight out there. Very tight.

1:11:33 > 1:11:37I don't know what the fuck they're doing.

1:11:37 > 1:11:41So? We'll make it 12,000.

1:11:42 > 1:11:43You're shitting me?

1:11:43 > 1:11:45Why not? Long as you know I want 14.5 back.

1:11:45 > 1:11:48Phil, you know what? You're OK?

1:11:48 > 1:11:51It's still going to have to wait till a day or so before the fights.

1:11:51 > 1:11:53It's a lot of money.

1:11:53 > 1:11:55You know what? I'm gonna tell you something.

1:11:55 > 1:11:59They broke the fuckin' mould with you, Phil, really. Thank you very much.

1:11:59 > 1:12:01Did you hear the news? What?

1:12:01 > 1:12:04Helen walked out on me.

1:12:04 > 1:12:07Ah, Jesus, what a cunt. I'm sorry, Phil.

1:12:07 > 1:12:09You know what else?

1:12:09 > 1:12:11What?

1:12:11 > 1:12:14She's opening up some joint on 11th Street.

1:12:16 > 1:12:19Hey, you know, fuck her, then, it's better that way

1:12:19 > 1:12:22if she's that kind of person. To begin with.

1:12:22 > 1:12:25Can't fucking believe it. Christ.

1:12:25 > 1:12:26Man, I am really sorry.

1:12:27 > 1:12:30I'm really sorry but, you know, I'm sorry for her more

1:12:30 > 1:12:33because a person like that, you can always leave them,

1:12:33 > 1:12:36but they have to live with themselves.

1:12:36 > 1:12:40You gotta live with yourself. You make your own bed, right, Harry?

1:12:40 > 1:12:42- Exactly, now you got to lie in it. - Exactly.

1:12:45 > 1:12:48You know what I can't figure out? How did she ever get a liquor licence?

1:12:48 > 1:12:52They're so fucked up down there, God knows. She lucked out, I guess.

1:12:52 > 1:12:55When you're hot, you're hot, you know how it is. You can't give it away. Crazy.

1:12:55 > 1:12:59You know what, Harry? I want to throw you a good luck party.

1:12:59 > 1:13:03- How many kids you got fighting? 10?- 12.

1:13:03 > 1:13:08I'm going to blow you the dinner here the night before. Pre-fight night.

1:13:08 > 1:13:11- Good publicity. You, Al, the kids. - Really?- Why not?

1:13:11 > 1:13:16Better protect my investment, right? Maybe even get a write up.

1:13:16 > 1:13:19Good for there place. No booze, though, cos of the kids.

1:13:19 > 1:13:22Why don't we make it Monday night early so they can get out early?

1:13:22 > 1:13:26- They got weigh-in Tuesday, right? - Yeah, right.- OK.

1:13:26 > 1:13:28Let's make it six on' clock.

1:13:28 > 1:13:32Throw a dinner for them, I'll have the money for you, what do you say?

1:13:37 > 1:13:39Mr Phil, Mr Phil.

1:13:41 > 1:13:45Hey, Harry, what are friends for? Huh?

1:13:45 > 1:13:47Thank you, Phil.

1:13:50 > 1:13:53- Whoa! I won't forget this, Phil! - De nada.

1:14:09 > 1:14:12Yeah, State Liquor Authority, please.

1:14:12 > 1:14:13Hey! Come here, here's a dollar.

1:14:15 > 1:14:20I want you to ask for Mr Bo Feldman and give me the phone back, OK?

1:14:23 > 1:14:25Bo Feldman.

1:14:25 > 1:14:29Yo! Mr Feldman there? The man say, who calling?

1:14:29 > 1:14:32Tell him the Athletic Department at Tildon High.

1:14:32 > 1:14:35Athletic Department, Tildon High. My name's Rolo.

1:14:36 > 1:14:38Yeah, I'm a fucking teacher!

1:14:38 > 1:14:40Yo, Bo, Harry!

1:14:41 > 1:14:45What's Shacks doing there, clearing out his desk?

1:14:45 > 1:14:48Ha-ha, Bo, how much do you owe me?

1:14:48 > 1:14:52No, I can wait or we can do this.

1:14:52 > 1:14:54How are you fixed for boxing gloves?

1:14:54 > 1:14:58As many as you've got. Today?

1:14:58 > 1:15:01Right away? Good, OK.

1:15:01 > 1:15:04MUSIC: "Cool Jerk" by The Capitols

1:15:05 > 1:15:08Phil, they brought their managers and their girlfriends,

1:15:08 > 1:15:11I couldn't say no. They'll sit on each other's laps, OK?

1:15:11 > 1:15:14In the back, round the bend, table's over there.

1:15:16 > 1:15:18How you doing?

1:15:18 > 1:15:21Tessler, why don't you join us in about half an hour?

1:15:21 > 1:15:23I'll give you an item there.

1:15:23 > 1:15:25Give me an item?

1:15:31 > 1:15:35TAPS FORK ON GLASS

1:15:35 > 1:15:39A toast, a toast, a toast to you all.

1:15:39 > 1:15:41No, to hell with you all, to me all!

1:15:41 > 1:15:42LAUGHTER

1:15:42 > 1:15:45But seriously, to fame and fortune for us all!

1:15:45 > 1:15:47CHEERING

1:15:47 > 1:15:53And here he is, our gracious host, Phil Nassaros, legendary bartender.

1:16:05 > 1:16:07Mr Grossman, Boom Boom sent

1:16:07 > 1:16:10to see how long you planned to stay in New York.

1:16:10 > 1:16:14He's a little concerned. Doesn't know if you've got money.

1:16:14 > 1:16:17Where you're living, believe me, he respects your privacy.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20that's why he sent me. He just wants to make sure you're happy.

1:16:20 > 1:16:21Yeah, yeah,

1:16:21 > 1:16:23Goodnight. Don't be late.

1:16:23 > 1:16:26Wasn't she with somebody else?

1:16:26 > 1:16:30Never mind. See you in the morning OK. Good luck.

1:16:30 > 1:16:34Good luck, get to bed on time. Make sure they get to bed on time.

1:16:34 > 1:16:39- Great. Bed on time.- Thanks, Harry. - Pleasure to have you.

1:16:39 > 1:16:43- He's going to win tomorrow, be a champ.- Nice, huh?

1:16:43 > 1:16:46It went great, great.

1:16:47 > 1:16:51So, you got something for me?

1:16:51 > 1:16:55Listen, there's a little delay. I'll have to for you tomorrow morning.

1:16:55 > 1:16:58- Tomorrow? It's cutting it kind of close here.- No, no.

1:16:58 > 1:16:59The delay was at the bank.

1:16:59 > 1:17:01Just have your weigh-in, pay your bond,

1:17:01 > 1:17:04and I'll meet you here after that, OK?

1:17:04 > 1:17:08Got to pay these guys or I'm fucked, man, you know, it's like, uh...

1:17:08 > 1:17:11No problem, it's the 11th hour here. I said I'd have it, OK?

1:17:11 > 1:17:13- OK, I'm saying cos... - I know, I know.

1:17:17 > 1:17:21DOORBELL BUZZES REPEATEDLY

1:17:41 > 1:17:44Hi, long time no see, huh?

1:17:44 > 1:17:45What happened?

1:17:45 > 1:17:47What's the matter?

1:17:47 > 1:17:50No, I don't know, nothing happened.

1:17:50 > 1:17:53You just got me out of a deep sleep. Yeah, everything's OK?

1:17:53 > 1:17:56What could be wrong?

1:17:56 > 1:18:00- No, I thought maybe I'd come by and make you some breakfast, huh?- Yeah.

1:18:00 > 1:18:02Yeah? OK.

1:18:05 > 1:18:09Yeah, Odyssey? Delivery. Two coffees, two orange juice.

1:18:09 > 1:18:12Harry, you want eggs?

1:18:12 > 1:18:15No eggs. Two rolls with butter.

1:18:15 > 1:18:16Uh-huh. Fabian.

1:18:16 > 1:18:2015 Cornelia Street. 2C.

1:18:24 > 1:18:26You know I'm opening tonight, Harry?

1:18:26 > 1:18:29Yeah, I'm having a fight tonight.

1:18:29 > 1:18:34Wow, Harry Fabian, that's great.

1:18:36 > 1:18:39It's a big night for the both of use, I guess.

1:18:39 > 1:18:40Looks that way, yeah.

1:18:43 > 1:18:48You know, Harry, I couldn't have done it without you.

1:18:48 > 1:18:53I couldn't have done it without you, too, you know?

1:18:53 > 1:18:58- I feel great. You, you feel good?- Yeah, I'm good.

1:19:04 > 1:19:11You know, I've got you a little something.

1:19:11 > 1:19:14What's this? What are you doing?

1:19:14 > 1:19:18You didn't, why...

1:19:18 > 1:19:19Wait a minute, what is this?

1:19:22 > 1:19:26Oh, Jesus Christ!

1:19:28 > 1:19:31Jesus Christ, these are beautiful.

1:19:31 > 1:19:32Yeah?

1:19:32 > 1:19:36These are beautiful.

1:19:36 > 1:19:38What you do this for?

1:19:41 > 1:19:44I'm happy, I've never felt,

1:19:44 > 1:19:48I never felt happy like this before.

1:19:48 > 1:19:51You're my friend, my pal.

1:19:53 > 1:19:57I don't have a lot of friends, you know? You're my buddy.

1:19:57 > 1:20:00That's why I got it for you.

1:20:03 > 1:20:07It's, its', look at that, "Harry Fabian" up in lights.

1:20:19 > 1:20:23Santiago, 142!

1:20:23 > 1:20:25CHEERING

1:20:25 > 1:20:27Sugar Ray Robinson.

1:20:30 > 1:20:33- Drink some more water.- I did!

1:20:33 > 1:20:35- Morales flunked his CAT scan. - What does that mean?

1:20:35 > 1:20:39- Give him another test. - I'm not letting him fight.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41- I got another fight? - Just go down to the gym.

1:20:41 > 1:20:43I'm not letting this one fight.

1:20:43 > 1:20:47- Oh, Christ. What am I going to do? - I'll get another guy.- Get him down.

1:20:49 > 1:20:52- Listen, run water on your fingertips. - I can't!

1:20:53 > 1:20:57- What is this, an art gallery? Come on, piss!- Cut it out.

1:20:57 > 1:21:02- Come on, this is the easy part! Piss, piss, piss! Come on.- I can't.

1:21:02 > 1:21:03Give me that.

1:21:10 > 1:21:11On the house.

1:21:11 > 1:21:15- How the fuck do I know who painted it?- Just curious! Jeez.

1:21:16 > 1:21:21- More good news. The brother's flunked a piss test. Cocaine.- FUCK!

1:21:21 > 1:21:24- Take your pee. Fuck! - Can't you make it down to the gym?

1:21:24 > 1:21:26I'll do it myself.

1:21:28 > 1:21:33Put down King Kong King. King Kong King, OK?

1:21:37 > 1:21:40I need two welterweights for a six-rounder!

1:21:40 > 1:21:45I need two welterweights for a six-rounder, middleweight for eight.

1:21:45 > 1:21:46Anybody interested?

1:21:48 > 1:21:52- Is Phil here?- Phil? He's doing some business somewheres.

1:21:52 > 1:21:55- Where's somewheres? I'm a little late.- He hasn't been in.

1:21:55 > 1:21:58- He's coming in, right?- I guess.

1:21:58 > 1:21:59Guess!

1:22:03 > 1:22:07Sure he's not in the back, the office, the kitchen?

1:22:07 > 1:22:10- I'd have seen him. - Yeah, but I'm supposed to meet him.

1:22:10 > 1:22:12I'm a little late.

1:22:12 > 1:22:14- Drink?- No, I don't want it.

1:22:39 > 1:22:41Hey, Phil!

1:22:41 > 1:22:47- Hey, Phil, where you been, man? - Why?- Why? Come on, Phil.

1:22:47 > 1:22:50- You're fucking with me now. - What you talking about?

1:22:50 > 1:22:53- I'm talking about the money! - What money? What?

1:22:53 > 1:22:57Oh, you're serious? I thought you were joking about that.

1:22:57 > 1:23:00You thought I'd loan you 12,000 bucks?

1:23:02 > 1:23:04Fuck with me!

1:23:04 > 1:23:07Fuck with my wife!

1:23:07 > 1:23:10Ow, ow! Fuck, man!

1:23:10 > 1:23:14- Watch it, watch it!- Piece of shit!

1:23:14 > 1:23:17SHOUTING

1:23:21 > 1:23:23Hey, knock it off!

1:23:23 > 1:23:25Stop!

1:23:31 > 1:23:34Here's your 12,000, cocksucker!

1:23:36 > 1:23:39You're in Hell! Dead on Earth.

1:23:39 > 1:23:42Prick.

1:23:54 > 1:24:01- Both go on the outside, eh? - Father Time, badass from the heydays!

1:24:01 > 1:24:04Stay out of my face, you fucking orangutan.

1:24:04 > 1:24:06Delivery from Bojack's club, where you want 'em?

1:24:06 > 1:24:08Stick 'em in his mouth!

1:24:08 > 1:24:12Over there. The heydays! Old days! Ha-ha-ha!

1:24:14 > 1:24:17- Keep it up, I'll show you some old days.- That's a good one!

1:24:17 > 1:24:19I like that one.

1:24:19 > 1:24:24Listen, I can't, I just got to talk to you for a minute.

1:24:24 > 1:24:26Give me five minutes of your time.

1:24:26 > 1:24:28Mr Peck, if you give me five minutes,

1:24:28 > 1:24:32I can just explain to you what I need.

1:24:32 > 1:24:35I can give you the money back 24 hours from now.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37Mr Peck, it's a matter of life and death.

1:24:37 > 1:24:40As you know, Mr Peck feels very nervous about this.

1:24:40 > 1:24:44It's just a 24 hour loan, really, that's it!

1:24:44 > 1:24:47- So you understand, if there's a problem, it'll be yours.- No problem.

1:24:47 > 1:24:48Absolutely.

1:24:48 > 1:24:52- We'll have a few people to make sure.- Loan officers, good, perfect.

1:24:52 > 1:24:57Thank you. Mr Peck, thank you very much. Thank you.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59BELL RINGS

1:25:04 > 1:25:08Make sure those curtains don't cover those lights.

1:25:08 > 1:25:12Father Time be bad in his day, but his day is history!

1:25:13 > 1:25:16Go eat a fuckin' banana.

1:25:16 > 1:25:20Father Time should be eating a banana. Keep him regular!

1:25:22 > 1:25:26Father Time be dealing with time marching on.

1:25:26 > 1:25:30- All right, you son of a bitch. Put 'em up, you cocksucker! - All right, fuckhead.

1:25:34 > 1:25:37Get up. You want Father Time? Come on!

1:25:37 > 1:25:43I'll show you the good old fucking days! I'll show you how it was in the old days!

1:25:44 > 1:25:45What you doing?!

1:25:48 > 1:25:50Stop it, guys. Please!

1:25:50 > 1:25:51Stop, stop!

1:25:53 > 1:25:55Stop it, stop it!

1:25:55 > 1:25:58Get up! What the fuck you doing?

1:26:00 > 1:26:03Al, Al, Al!

1:26:04 > 1:26:07- Take a pill, Al!- What's he doing?

1:26:08 > 1:26:11- Al!- What's he doing?

1:26:13 > 1:26:15Al, please, Al!

1:26:19 > 1:26:23Oh, no. Al.

1:26:23 > 1:26:27- I didn't do nothing, man. He beat me!- Wake up, Al. - He beat me, I didn't do nothing!

1:26:28 > 1:26:31- I didn't do nothing! - Can anybody help?

1:26:31 > 1:26:34Call an ambulance. Call something. Anybody know CPR or something?

1:26:34 > 1:26:41Anybody know anything? Somebody help me! This guy's dying! What do I do?

1:26:47 > 1:26:51Come on, man. Don't do this, don't fucking die!

1:26:51 > 1:26:55Al, wake up, wake up, wake up! Wake up!

1:26:55 > 1:26:57Wake up! Wake up!

1:26:57 > 1:27:00HE BREATHES HEAVILY

1:27:00 > 1:27:01Oh!

1:27:07 > 1:27:08Oh no!

1:27:22 > 1:27:25This is tragic. This is terrible.

1:27:25 > 1:27:27Terrible... See what happened?

1:27:27 > 1:27:30What a fine man, a leader! A fine man...

1:27:30 > 1:27:32This is tragedy. This is terrible, terrible!

1:27:32 > 1:27:36See what happened? The victim, that was...

1:27:36 > 1:27:39What, what? But I wasn't even there..

1:27:39 > 1:27:41I grieve for him, I wasn't even there!

1:27:41 > 1:27:44I just want be understood, hey, because if I could Boom Boom,

1:27:44 > 1:27:46do it any way, please... don't you think...

1:27:46 > 1:27:48Please, he was like my father to me.

1:27:48 > 1:27:51No, I mean he was more, more... Because...

1:27:51 > 1:27:55No, it's is not my fault, no. This city, you know, is...

1:28:04 > 1:28:05Hey, Helen.

1:28:10 > 1:28:12Helen...

1:28:12 > 1:28:13Hey, Helen...

1:28:16 > 1:28:19I fucked you over, that's a forged license.

1:28:19 > 1:28:20Oh, really?

1:28:21 > 1:28:25Yeah, I found out about it about three this afternoon.

1:28:25 > 1:28:27They showed up.

1:28:27 > 1:28:29- Some people, you know.- Oh...

1:28:31 > 1:28:34Helen, swear to God, I didn't mean to do what I just done

1:28:34 > 1:28:38- I'm an ass hole.- You did the best you could by me, I guess.

1:28:38 > 1:28:40Under the circumstances.

1:28:42 > 1:28:44- What happened to you?- Phil heard.

1:28:46 > 1:28:50Look, I got 12,000 here.

1:28:52 > 1:28:54This is all I got. Maybe I can make a pool.

1:28:54 > 1:28:56Pay someone down there.

1:28:56 > 1:28:59There's other guys besides Dugan, you know...

1:29:03 > 1:29:05Al Grossman died.

1:29:05 > 1:29:07Fights are off. It's all over.

1:29:09 > 1:29:10I'm a dead man, too, now.

1:29:16 > 1:29:21Take it back to Peck. You don't need him on your ass, too, do you?

1:29:23 > 1:29:26I worked out something with my brother-in-law.

1:29:26 > 1:29:28I'm going to swap this place

1:29:28 > 1:29:30for his out in California.

1:29:30 > 1:29:32Good. Good for you.

1:29:34 > 1:29:37Want to come out there with me, Harry?

1:29:37 > 1:29:40Keep me from going crazy!

1:29:41 > 1:29:43Look, I know you.

1:29:43 > 1:29:47And I know that you wouldn't hurt me if you could've helped it.

1:29:50 > 1:29:52Helen, you're killing me here.

1:29:52 > 1:29:53I guess it's kill Harry week, huh?

1:29:53 > 1:29:56Come on out with me.

1:29:56 > 1:29:58Come on.

1:29:58 > 1:29:59Lay low.

1:30:00 > 1:30:03Boom Boom'll cool out.

1:30:03 > 1:30:05You need to buy some time, Harry.

1:30:07 > 1:30:11- I'm so tired of running, Helen. - Then stop.

1:30:14 > 1:30:15Give me a kiss.

1:30:44 > 1:30:45Hey, Harry...

1:30:57 > 1:30:58Where are they?

1:31:01 > 1:31:03There they go, the motherfuckers.

1:31:35 > 1:31:36CAR HORNS BEEP

1:32:55 > 1:32:59Stop it, stop it! Stop that! I'm here, I'm here! All right?

1:32:59 > 1:33:01I'm here! I'm here!

1:33:01 > 1:33:03You beat on ladies, you fuck? She's a good chick.

1:33:03 > 1:33:06You want to kill me? I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit!

1:33:06 > 1:33:09I loved Al so much, you know what I got for it? What the fuck I got?

1:33:09 > 1:33:12This is what I got from the guy who beat Al to death,

1:33:12 > 1:33:14the guy you cowards should really be after.

1:33:14 > 1:33:16This is me doing your fucking job,

1:33:16 > 1:33:19with my bare goddam hands, standing between some giant fucking animal

1:33:19 > 1:33:22who hated Al from the get-go, beat him to death.

1:33:22 > 1:33:25This is me, using my body to save his fucking life.

1:33:25 > 1:33:28He's laying, I'm holding my face in my hands, saying,

1:33:28 > 1:33:30"Don't you die, daddy, please, don't you die."

1:33:30 > 1:33:33He's laying, I'm holding his face in my hands,

1:33:33 > 1:33:34this big bastard's kicking me.

1:33:34 > 1:33:37Holding his head, bastard's kicking me, nobody's doing nothing.

1:33:37 > 1:33:39"Don't you fuckin' die, Al, please, man.

1:33:39 > 1:33:42"I won't let them kill you, man, won't let them kill you."

1:33:42 > 1:33:47Where the fuck were you when we needed you, when Al needed you?

1:33:47 > 1:33:49You see this? You see this?

1:33:50 > 1:33:52What do you think? Me and Al were in this for

1:33:52 > 1:33:55the fucking money, man? The money?

1:33:55 > 1:33:57There's the money.

1:33:57 > 1:34:00I got kicked, punched and smacked six ways from fucking Sunday, man.

1:34:00 > 1:34:03I held a dying man in my arms,

1:34:03 > 1:34:06so fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

1:34:07 > 1:34:09- How'd I do here?- I don't know.

1:34:11 > 1:34:12GUNSHOTS RING OUT

1:34:12 > 1:34:13HELEN SCREAMS

1:34:20 > 1:34:23Are we even? Are we even, huh?

1:34:23 > 1:34:25Are we even?

1:34:25 > 1:34:28Are we even? Are we even, huh?

1:34:33 > 1:34:36SIRENS WAIL

1:34:51 > 1:34:53- The restaurant, where is it, Big Sur?- Yeah, around there.

1:34:53 > 1:34:56Everybody there's into punishment food, right?

1:34:56 > 1:34:59Beans, yeast, whole grains. Fly in the face to that.

1:34:59 > 1:35:02Go high cholesterol - deli, egg rolls, chicken fat.

1:35:02 > 1:35:05They'll kill each other to fall off the health wagon.

1:35:05 > 1:35:07Natural food is not natural, believe me.

1:35:07 > 1:35:10We'll call it Greenstreets, you know, like Sydney Greenstreet.

1:35:10 > 1:35:12I'm calling it Helens.

1:35:12 > 1:35:15That's good, too. Get pictures of famous Helens - Keller,

1:35:15 > 1:35:18Reddy, Of Troy. Six years down the line, all goes well,

1:35:18 > 1:35:20you run for mayor like Eastwood, or President, like Reagan.

1:35:20 > 1:35:22Enough, enough.

1:35:22 > 1:35:25You know what I'm doing, saying all this, Helen?

1:35:25 > 1:35:27Know what this is? Guess what this is?

1:35:27 > 1:35:31This my Harry Fabian imitation.

1:35:31 > 1:35:33Pretty good, right?

1:35:33 > 1:35:34SIRENS WAIL

1:35:34 > 1:35:37Boxing. Jesus, I must have been out of my mind(!)

1:35:37 > 1:35:42# Oh yes I am the great pretender

1:35:44 > 1:35:49# Pretending that I'm doing well

1:35:51 > 1:35:54# My need is such

1:35:54 > 1:35:58# I pretend too much

1:35:58 > 1:36:03# I'm lonely but no-one can tell

1:36:03 > 1:36:06# Oh yes

1:36:06 > 1:36:11# I am the great pretender

1:36:11 > 1:36:16# Adrift in a world of my own

1:36:17 > 1:36:24# I play the game but to my real shame

1:36:24 > 1:36:29# You've left me to dream all alone

1:36:31 > 1:36:37# Too real is this feeling of make-believe

1:36:37 > 1:36:44# Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

1:36:45 > 1:36:51# Oh-h yes I am the great pretender

1:36:53 > 1:36:58# Just laughing and gay like a clown

1:36:59 > 1:37:05# I seem to be What I'm not you see

1:37:05 > 1:37:10# I'm wearing my heart like a crown

1:37:12 > 1:37:18# Pretending that you're still around. #

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