0:00:14 > 0:00:22Contains strong language.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39RHYTHMIC BANGING
0:00:43 > 0:00:47MAN: (ON RADIO) Australia's experienced batsmen,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Allan Border and David Boon, are settling into a partnership.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53So far, no mishaps against the second new ball.
0:00:53 > 0:00:59RADIO COMMENTARY CONTINUES
0:00:59 > 0:01:01That's another over to Allan Border.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06DOG HOWLS
0:01:06 > 0:01:10BANGING CONTINUES
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- You all right with that, darl? - I'll take it.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17BOY HUMS
0:01:22 > 0:01:26You're welcome, hon, again. Just take it easy, all right?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31HUMS LOUDLY
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Why is your brother a spastic?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- He's not a spastic. He's autistic. - Same diff.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38No. Not really.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- He doesn't talk and shit. - Yes, he doesn't talk.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44And why does he make all that fuckin' noise?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Hello, boys. Where do you live?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54BANGING AND HUMMING CONTINUES
0:01:55 > 0:01:58JOSH PYKE'S 'WHEN WE GET THERE' PLAYS
0:02:03 > 0:02:05# Last year before the summer heat
0:02:05 > 0:02:07# January came to me
0:02:07 > 0:02:09# She said, "It's time to get a move on, kid
0:02:09 > 0:02:11# "Cos you gotta stay ahead of the weather"
0:02:11 > 0:02:13# What did she mean? I still don't know
0:02:13 > 0:02:15# But all these winds and tides and autumn golds
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# Seems too much to say
0:02:17 > 0:02:19# To speak in such forevers
0:02:19 > 0:02:21# No, life was never easy
0:02:21 > 0:02:24# A never-ending series of those desert roads
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# That never meet their promised destinations
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# We report the news, the truths
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# The promised land and ruby shoes
0:02:31 > 0:02:32# Just click your heels together
0:02:32 > 0:02:35# Cos you gotta stay ahead of the weather
0:02:35 > 0:02:41# These are the beautiful days
0:02:43 > 0:02:49# These are the beautiful days
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# Cos all things change and all things bruise
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# And all things have a longing spark
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# When we get there you will know
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# That you can't stay under the weather
0:02:59 > 0:03:06# These are the beautiful days... #
0:03:06 > 0:03:08G'day, mate.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10# These are the beautiful days
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Simon! - Yeah, coming.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20# These are the beautiful days
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# These are the beautiful days. #
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Truly, I won't be long. CHARLIE GIGGLES
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Simon, love, you'd better hurry up. You're going to be late.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm never late. I see the afternoon shift is up.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Charlie, medicine.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Here you go. Open up.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Oh, good boy.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09How many stars has he got now?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11He's got seven stars, haven't you?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Good boy. - Nine more means Super Nintendo.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Mum, can you pass the milk, please?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Charlie! - Charlie, get out of there.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Charlie! - Get out of there, mate.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- You get out of there. - Charlie, get out of there.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Just behave yourself, all right?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Hold onto him, love.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Come on, Charlie. Behave yourself for your mum. - Oh... (GAGS)
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Magpie? Up you get.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- You all right? - (VOMITS)
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- I'll get you some ginger ale. - Oh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47CHARLIE LAUGHS
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- You all right there, sweetheart? - Get Charlie out of there, will you?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Come on, Charlie, get out of there.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14BOY: Hey, guys, check it out! It's the spastic bus! (LAUGHS)
0:05:14 > 0:05:15ALL JEER AND LAUGH
0:05:15 > 0:05:18See you later, you freaktard.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Jac, look. Is it really obvious? - Oh, my God.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33How am I going to swim today? Dad's gonna kill me.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- G'day, buddy. What's your name? - Um, Thomas.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'm Dean. Do you reckon I could borrow some?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Yeah, yeah. Go for it. - Thanks.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Hey, Bucko, you seen the hickey on Sally's neck?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- She's got a hickey? - Yeah, look.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46She's trying to cover it up with her hair.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Steve said he put one on her tits.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49What about Kylie's rack?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I didn't even realise.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Check out the legs on Jackie.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Nah, I definitely prefer a decent set.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58WHISTLE BLOWS
0:05:58 > 0:06:00There will be no mucking around in the pool area!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01- Yes, miss. - Sorry, miss.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04OK. (BLOWS WHISTLE)
0:06:04 > 0:06:07We move on to the next module for this term,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09which is the bronze medallion.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Yep.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Some of you might do something useful and save a life one day.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18OK. Today we're going to be hitting the pools for some laps.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21They've had to superchlorinate the pools cos of the heat,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23so just keep your eyes closed
0:06:23 > 0:06:25and there shouldn't be too many problems.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Where are your swimming trunks?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Um...
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I, um...I've got them on, miss.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41How on earth do you expect to swim in those?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49So you brought nothing appropriate for swimming? What's your name?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Thomas. Thomas Mollison. - BOY: He's new, miss.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Well, Mollison, never mind.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58We have contingencies for situations like this.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- WOLF WHISTLE - BOY: Check it out.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16BOY: Ladies and gentlemen, the yellow dick-stickers.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Ooh! - Hey, pin dick.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- He's bigger than you, Bucko. - You'd be the one to know, Sally.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Oooh! You're just jealous. - WHISTLE BLOWS
0:07:24 > 0:07:27You can all take turns wearing them, if they get you that excited.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Now take your marks. (BLOWS WHISTLE)
0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE SPLUTTERS
0:07:58 > 0:08:00HE COUGHS
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Get off the lane ropes, Mollison.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04HE GASPS
0:08:05 > 0:08:08On your marks. (BLOWS WHISTLE)
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Watch out.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Fuck, you swim like a spastic. - You're not much better, Bucko.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Jackie just beat you twice.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Look at you, eh?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33(LAUGHS) You cheeky monkey!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35SHE MAKES MONKEY NOISES
0:08:37 > 0:08:40This musical's got to be the lamest thing I've ever heard of.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I think it's cute. It's nice they've included Charlie.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Mum, it's not cute, it's lame.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Half of them can't even talk, let alone sing.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50That's not the point, Thomas.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53All right. This is ready.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55You just heat it up when you and your brother are hungry
0:08:55 > 0:08:57and we'll be back about 8:00.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59CHARLIE GIGGLES
0:09:01 > 0:09:03No beer for you, Charlie. No beer.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Monkeys don't drink beer.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Mum, with a roundabout, do you have to pause
0:09:08 > 0:09:11or can you drive straight through if it's clear?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I think you have to stop. Ask your father.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Hey, Simon, you had a shower yet?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- No. - Well, hurry up.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Rex said I don't need one. - Shit.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Will you go and talk to Rex for me?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Go on, Thomas. - HE GROANS
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Please.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Dad, come on. - It's not me. It's Rex.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Mum, Dad still won't get into the shower.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Bloody hell.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Rex, why can't Simon have a shower?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Rex reckons because you're the one giving the talk that you should go to the meeting
0:09:54 > 0:09:56and I'll stay home and look after the boys.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58But, Rex, I think some of the husbands might be interested
0:09:58 > 0:10:00in Simon's viewpoint on sex and pregnancy.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- No, they wouldn't. - Yes, they would.
0:10:02 > 0:10:08All right, well, Rex also reckons that if I come to the meeting,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I should get some...
0:10:10 > 0:10:13How'd you put it again, mate?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh, yeah.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20..special attention tonight.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26See, Rex, Simon gets nothing BUT special attention from me.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29That's why I'm out here. Hop to it.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34Charlie, come on, mate.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37She's already on two bloody committees.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41('BETTER' BY THE SCREAMING JETS PLAYS ON STEREO)
0:10:41 > 0:10:43SONG: # This girl didn't know what happened
0:10:43 > 0:10:44# When she knocked upon... #
0:10:44 > 0:10:47STOPS TAPE, REWINDS AND HUMS QUIETLY
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# This girl didn't know what happened
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# When she knocked upon my door... #
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# The things you had, the life you lived
0:10:59 > 0:11:00# All the dreams you had before
0:11:00 > 0:11:03# Your eyes were facing your heart and soul
0:11:03 > 0:11:06# You know they said it all
0:11:06 > 0:11:08# What happened on that day back then
0:11:08 > 0:11:10# The moment hurt us all
0:11:10 > 0:11:15# Now you see the reason why not everyone's the same
0:11:15 > 0:11:20# You don't have to please them or try hard to save your name
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# They said you'd never get anywhere
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# Well, they don't care It's just not fair
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- # But you know and I... # - STOPS TAPE
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh, Charlie!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35HE SIGHS
0:11:38 > 0:11:40DOOR SHUTS SIMON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY
0:11:40 > 0:11:43It's OK. I've just got to take it easy for awhile.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Won't just take it easy. You'll stay in bed.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It's ridiculous. There's no way I'm staying in bed all day.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Yeah, Mummy's home! Sorry we're late, Thomas. Look at you.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Are you deaf? You heard the doctor.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I'll set up the TV for you. I'll get you some books.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Who's going to take care of the house and boys?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I'm not useless, Maggie. I can use a vacuum cleaner.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- What's going on? - At the meeting, I...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Your mother had an attack at the meeting.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- It wasn't an attack. - Are you blind as well as deaf?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I had to take her to hospital. Blood pressure's through the roof.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10The doctor told her she has to stay in bed.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Come on, Charlie. Bath time.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14So you wanna have a stroke, then, do you?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20For Chrissakes, Maggie. Don't be so bloody stubborn.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21In you go, mate.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23This pre-eclampsia business is serious stuff.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I need you to help look after Charlie,
0:12:25 > 0:12:29keep an eye on your mother and make sure she stays in bed.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Maggie, I want you to go to bed now, all right?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32WATER RUNS
0:12:32 > 0:12:34You'll have a stroke if you keep nagging me.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45You're a dirty little bugger. You're a dirty little bugger.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47HE GIGGLES
0:12:47 > 0:12:48I know what you are.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You are...the devil!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54BOTH LAUGH
0:12:54 > 0:12:59What about Mr Porcupine?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Can you grab that, please, mate?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09You are...
0:13:09 > 0:13:11..the Opera House.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15SHE SINGS OPERATICALLY
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Ow.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34CHARLIE CHUCKLES VACUUM RUNS LOUDLY
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Time for Charlie's medicine. - What?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Thomas, grab Charlie for me.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- What? - Grab Charlie for me.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Charlie, sit down. - Charlie, please just...
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Tell him to open his mouth. - Open your mouth.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Be a bit more playful than that. Come on.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Charlie, open your mouth for Thomas.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59It's OK. Let Thomas do it.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Say 'thank you'. You're a good boy.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Good boy.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16The underwear... Simon, the underwear goes on the inside.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18SHUTS OFF VACUUM
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Maggie, please just go back to bed, all right? Please.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's very embarrassing.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Don't worry about it. Get back to bed.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Stop pushing me around. Get Charlie so I can finish dressing him.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28I will in a couple of seconds!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Make sure you put those bins out. - Yes, Mum, I just did.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Sprinklers go on in half an hour.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Yes, Maggie. Thomas, I'll get you started on the lunches, all right?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Get Thomas started on those lunches. - For Chrissakes.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42SONG: # Gonna love those country girls for ever
0:15:42 > 0:15:46# Those little cuties from the never-never... #
0:15:58 > 0:15:59HE LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Shit!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04HE GIGGLES
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Charlie.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32HE GIGGLES
0:16:43 > 0:16:45HE GIGGLES
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Charlie!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Come on!
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Charlie!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00MAN: Hey, nice undies.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Charlie!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04HE GIGGLES
0:17:04 > 0:17:07(GROANS) Charlie!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13CAR APPROACHES
0:17:14 > 0:17:16TYRES SCREECH, HORN BLARES
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Charlie! - Watch where you're going!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Sorry, I... Charlie!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Charlie, Charlie. Yes. Come on. You can go to the toilet at home.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Come on.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Shit!
0:17:44 > 0:17:48MUSIC PLAYS Hello?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52GIRL SINGS LOUDLY
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh, Charlie!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02SHOWER RUNS
0:18:02 > 0:18:04GIRL: # Without you, I feel cold
0:18:04 > 0:18:07# Won't you come with me, and I will make you happy... #
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Charlie!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11(MUMBLES) Sorry, he's autistic. He needed to go to the toilet.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13SHE SCREAMS
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Dad, what's going on?!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Shit!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23What the hell are you doing in my...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Hey!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Please, don't touch him! Can't you see there's something wrong with him?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Get out! - Get up. Go, go, go. Go.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Jackie, you all right?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Charlie, are you all right? You good? You OK?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Sweetie, why on earth would you leave your keys in the door?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Mum, as if I meant to!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50By the way, he's running into other people's houses
0:18:50 > 0:18:51and using their toilet again.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55No! He hasn't done that for months. What am I going to do with you?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Charlie, I'm going to take away a star.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Yes, I am.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Bad, Charlie. Running away is bad.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08How many times have I told you you don't go into other people's houses?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Done.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15How far did you get this time, donkey dick?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Dad... - What?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20You're just jealous you take after your mother's side of the family.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25How many times do I have to tell you, woman? Bed.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- You're overreacting. - You're not to lift a finger, Maggie.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29I know my own body, darling.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32You're the one who's pregnant and has to follow doctor's orders.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35You're the one who wouldn't have a bloody vasectomy!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Rex told me not to have one.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Well, Rex can go fuck himself.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Margaret, bed. Go.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- CHARLIE BABBLES - Please. What? What?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Monkey?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Where are Charlie's monkey ears?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Great. Don't tell me they're bloody lost.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Your name's sewn into them, they'll turn up.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Come on. We'll get you ready for school.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58In your room. Charlie, in your room!
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Come on.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Where's your shirt?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05COACH: OK. Everyone in pairs.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Hi. - Hi.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Bucko, I think he's dead.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Nooo! For the love of God! (LAUGHS)
0:20:21 > 0:20:23COACH: (BLOWS WHISTLE) That's enough.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Unless you two want to spend lunch hour on scab duty.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27BOTH: No, miss.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32OK. When performing CPR, we have to remember ABC -
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Airway, Breathing and Circulation.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38So first up, open up the airway.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Put your hand on the person's forehead and tilt it back.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Gently, Mr Mollison. - Sorry, miss.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48OK. 'B' is for 'breathing', so check for it.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Put your face close to the person's mouth.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53It's OK, Caroline, you don't have to kiss the dummy.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- LAUGHTER - GIRL: Slut.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01Keep the airway open. Look, listen and feel for breathing.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07TV PLAYS WITH STATIC INTERFERENCE
0:21:07 > 0:21:09OK. What channel?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Anything. I don't care. I'm going mad cooped up in here.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Mum!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19What?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21What? God, you're as bad as your father.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I only went across the road.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I had to get milk.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30KNOCK AT DOOR
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Mum! I'll get it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37OK. OK. I'll just sit here, then.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Charlie, get your finger out of your arse.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43CHARLIE GIGGLES
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Jackie, hi. Um... I'll...
0:21:52 > 0:21:55CHARLIE LAUGHS QUIETLY I'll be back in one second, OK?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58CHARLIE GIGGLES MORE LOUDLY Oh, shit!
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Charlie, come on. Go to your room. Go to your room, Charlie.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Yes, yes. I know it's a girl.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Look, Charlie... (WHISPERS) I'll give you a star.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Is it your father? - No, it's not.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Get rid of them.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Don't worry, Mum. It's someone from school.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Are you gonna let them in?
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Yes, Mum, I will. I'm helping Charlie with something.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Don't just leave them standing there.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45(WHISPERS) Charlie, I'll give you two stars.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50OK. Good boy.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03BREATHES DEEPLY
0:23:04 > 0:23:05OK.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Hey, Jackie. Um...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Sorry I took so long.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Sounded like you were having a party or something.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Uh, nah. (CHUCKLES) I was just, um...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18It's Mum. She's...she's pregnant. She makes a lot of noise and stuff.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Is your dad in the army? - Yeah, yeah, he is.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Do you have to move around a lot? - Um...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Three primary schools and this is my second high school.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Mmm. You must miss your friends.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Yeah.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Hey, something a bit weird happened to me this morning.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43While I was in the shower, two boys broke into my house in their undies.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44They used the toilet...
0:23:45 > 0:23:48..and, um, they left these.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54See, it has 'C. Mollison' on it...
0:23:55 > 0:23:57..right here.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Um...
0:23:59 > 0:24:01W-w...you know, that's not weird.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06I've...I've actually, um...I've heard of people who dress as monkeys
0:24:06 > 0:24:10and they break into people's houses and use the toilet or something.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11LAUGHS
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Oh, what? Oh, yeah, it was me.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Chimp Mollison, my alias. Ooh, ooh, ee, aah!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17It was exactly like that.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21You just have to be in your undies to get it right.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Well, I'm just gonna have to get to the bottom of this.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I can see through shampoo, you know.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32MAGGIE: Thomas Patrick Mollison!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36SHE SIGHS
0:24:40 > 0:24:42It's not like I ask for much.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45MOANS
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Look at you, you little shit. - HE GIGGLES
0:24:47 > 0:24:48- Good! - No, Charlie! Bad!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Bad! You don't rub poo on the carpet.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Don't! Keep your hands out of it. Arms up!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Arms up!
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Oh...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ugh! For God's sake.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05For God's... Stop that!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Ugh! Don't touch me.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I don't know what's gotten into him, Thomas.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13You deal with it. You deal with it.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Come on, Charlie. Bath.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Do you want these back?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22CHARLIE SQUEALS AND GIGGLES
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Don't you dare touch anything, Charlie!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Charlie, no. Keep your hands up. Up!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- CHARLIE GIGGLES - Ugh!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Mum, it was an accident.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Honestly...I wish you'd grow up a bit.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53You're gonna be 16 soon.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Watch your brother!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Da!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, Charlie, piss off.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Mum, stop. You're supposed to be in bed, OK?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Well, it's too late for that.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Can't leave you to do anything, can I?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19HE shat everywhere. Yell at HIM.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22What was he supposed to do? Don't be so bloody selfish, Thomas!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24He's not my responsibility!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- He's your brother. - He's a freak!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I don't want anything to do with him!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Your brother will never be able to do the things you can, Thomas.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53He'll never...get a job or have a family.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55He'll never be able to look after himself.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58He will live with us for the rest of his life.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02So if there's anything that your father...
0:27:02 > 0:27:04(PANTS)
0:27:04 > 0:27:07..and I can do to help make your brother's life a little happier...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Mum. - ..a bit more...
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Mum. Mum, stop.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- ..happier, then we're gonna... - DOOR CLOSES
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- I'm fine. - No, you're not fine, Mum.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Give me the brush! - I'm fine!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18What the fuck's going on here?!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Right. That's it.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Come on.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Couldn't leave it, could I? - I don't fuckin' care. Come on.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30We're going to the hospital and you're staying.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Come on, Maggie. Just breathe.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Keep breathing. That's it, Maggie. Just breathe.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:28:19 > 0:28:21THOMAS: Come on, Charlie. Open your mouth.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Charlie. Charlie, open up your mouth.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25CHARLIE GIGGLES No, open your mouth for Thomas.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Like you do for Mum.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28GIGGLES Come on.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Oh...
0:28:29 > 0:28:31HE LAUGHS
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Shit! Charlie! Open up.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Open your mouth. Open your mouth!
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Open up!
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Gotcha.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49I've done the washing and the lunches. Get Charlie on the bus.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53- What? Dad, I'll be late! - No, you won't. The bus driver will drop you off.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55- I'm not getting on that bus. - Don't be stupid.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59- Dad! - Thomas, you're getting the bus and that's final.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01I'll be home at 8:00.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02CHARLIE GIGGLES
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Hi. You must be Charlie's brother.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Everyone, this is Charlie's brother.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Say hello, please.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26ALL: Hello, Charlie's brother.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Do you wanna go sit with Charlie?
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Katie...hands out.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36Hands out.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Hands out.
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Good girl.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43(MOANS) Who are you? Who are you?
0:29:44 > 0:29:46- Um, I'm Thomas. - Hello.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49You're Char...you're Charl... you're Charlie's brother.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50Yeah.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52I know Charlie. Charlie's a friend.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55You don't know my name. You don't know my name. You don't know my...
0:29:55 > 0:29:57OK, what's your name? What's your name?
0:29:57 > 0:29:59My name is Russell and I'm with Charlie.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02We're monkeys on a boat.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05We dance together on a boat. We sit together on the bus.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07HE LAUGHS
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Are you riding the bus? Are you coming to our school?
0:30:09 > 0:30:10No! No.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Thomas is coming to our school.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Thomas rides the bus with Charlie! Thomas rides the bus with Russell!
0:30:18 > 0:30:20HE LAUGHS
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Do you like buses, Thomas? Do you like buses?
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Arrgh! Thomas doesn't like buses!
0:30:25 > 0:30:28- Thomas doesn't like buses! - HE LAUGHS
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Um, just here, thanks.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50PASSENGERS: 'Bye, Thomas.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55'Bye, Thomas!
0:30:57 > 0:30:58SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- THOMAS COUGHS - Hey, miss. Oi, miss.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05I think you should get Mollison in the kiddie pool. He's gonna drown.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07COACH: That's enough, Mr Buckingham.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Oi, miss, I'm being serious. Look at him!
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Ignore him, Thomas. You can do it. Hang on.
0:31:13 > 0:31:14There you go, Tom.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Even if you do drown, Sally's offered you mouth-to-mouth.
0:31:17 > 0:31:18Arrrggggh!
0:31:18 > 0:31:21- WHISTLE BLOWS - Three minutes are up!
0:31:21 > 0:31:25OK! Out of the pool. Next group, please.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Out you get, Caroline!
0:31:36 > 0:31:37And...
0:31:37 > 0:31:39WHISTLE BLOWS
0:31:44 > 0:31:46(LAUGHS) What the hell are those?
0:31:48 > 0:31:50They're monkey ears. Can't you tell?
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- What are you wearing them for? - To keep my hair dry, silly.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55You heard of a swimming cap?
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Yeah, but they leave these yeeky lines on your forehead.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Where the fuck did you get them from, anyway?
0:32:05 > 0:32:07I made them myself, Deano. Do you want a pair?
0:32:07 > 0:32:08Shut up, you weirdo.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Deano would love a pair!
0:32:10 > 0:32:12They'd look good on you, mate.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Hey.
0:32:24 > 0:32:25Hey.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29Sorry about yesterday.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33It's cool. I shouldn't have rocked up like that.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Thanks for not...
0:32:37 > 0:32:39..you know, telling everyone about...
0:32:39 > 0:32:40..well, everything.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- BELL RINGS - GIRL: Hey, Jackie. Come on.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45It's none of their business anyway.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Thanks.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52See ya.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56OK, now say 'monkey'.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- Da! - No, no, no. Not 'da'. Monkey.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Da!
0:33:03 > 0:33:04No, Charlie. Charlie, look here.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Now, listen to the sound.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Mon-key.
0:33:09 > 0:33:10HE GIGGLES
0:33:10 > 0:33:12No. No signing. No signing.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Come on.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16No signing, all right?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Use your speaking voice.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Now say 'mon-key'.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Ka.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26No. Look, I'll give you this if you say it.
0:33:26 > 0:33:27HE GRUNTS No.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30No signing, remember? No signing.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Say 'mon-key'.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36'Mon-key'.
0:33:39 > 0:33:40Monkey.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Kuh.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45(LAUGHS) Yeah, that's it! Good, good.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Da.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57- Why, hello. - Hello.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Do you wanna walk home with me?
0:34:00 > 0:34:01Uh, no. I'm getting a lift.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Well, that's lazy of you.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Yeah, see, I, um...I couldn't bring myself to wear a pink stackhat, so...
0:34:07 > 0:34:09SHE SCOFFS
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Is that your brother?
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19He can walk with us.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22RUSSELL: 'Bye, Charlie!
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Thomas doesn't like buses! Thomas doesn't like buses!
0:34:27 > 0:34:28Ooh!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Um, Charlie, this is Jackie.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Yeah, that's right. Girl.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Do you know sign language?
0:34:35 > 0:34:37- Um...kind of. - Wowee!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Could you...could you show me how to say hi to Charlie?
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Oh.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46Hello, Charlie.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48HE GIGGLES
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Can I give him a lolly?
0:34:50 > 0:34:52- Da! Da! - Yeah, yeah.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54- Da! Da! - You're locked in now.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57Hold on, Charlie. Charlie.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59There you go.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03All right, now what do you say?
0:35:03 > 0:35:05- Oh, it's the sign for lolly. - OK.
0:35:05 > 0:35:06Lolly.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Do you wanna carry my bag? - Da! Da!
0:35:11 > 0:35:12- Here. - Oh, no, it's fine.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Oh. Thank you.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Don't wear yourself out, you pro.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21So why doesn't Charlie talk?
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Um...
0:35:22 > 0:35:24Well, he could when he was little.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26What did he say?
0:35:26 > 0:35:30Oh, just stuff like 'Mum', 'Dad', 'Tom'.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Simple sentences like "Charlie want food. Charlie want drink."
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- You know, stuff like that. - And then he just stopped?
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Yeah, well, they, um...
0:35:38 > 0:35:41They reckon it got too hard for him, so they taught him to sign.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45It must be so hard on your parents.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Everyone says that.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49It must be hard on you.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56It's gotta be fun if you get to run into other girls' showers.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58- HE LAUGHS - Isn't that right, Charlie?
0:35:58 > 0:36:00- Da! - Oh, my God!
0:36:02 > 0:36:03Charlie, no!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Jackie, I'm really sorry.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Charlie! HE GIGGLES
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Charlie!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20HE LAUGHS
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Charlie!
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Ugh!
0:36:23 > 0:36:24HE LAUGHS
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Charlie, spit it out, please.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30Open your... Charlie, open your mouth. Open!
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Spit it out!
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Open up your mouth. Charlie, open up your mouth!
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Open. Thank you.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40Oh...yuk.
0:36:42 > 0:36:46Jackie, I'm so sorry. He doesn't usually do things like this.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Fuck! Charlie! Open up your mouth!
0:36:51 > 0:36:53This isn't funny, all right? Spit it out.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Charlie, spit it out! I said spit it out!
0:37:24 > 0:37:26See ya.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29At least it wasn't a used one.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30SHE GIGGLES
0:38:15 > 0:38:19That's 128.25.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23I've only got 100 on me. Sorry.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25HE CHUCKLES I told you.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Mum said you'd balls this up.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Yeah, thanks a lot, Thomas.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32HE GRUNTS
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Now be a good boy, Charlie.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Daddy's gonna put some of this stuff back, all right?
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- HE GRUNTS - No!
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- Noooooo! - Just settle down, champ.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43HE GRUNTS LOUDLY
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Settle down. Charlie, don't be silly.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- HE MOANS - Just... Charlie... Charlie, get up.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50- HE WAILS - Just... Just...
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Charlie... Charlie, stand up.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Charlie, stand up! Look, Charlie, Daddy...
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Daddy hasn't got enough money...
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Daddy hasn't got enough money, so he's got to put a few things back.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Charlie... Charlie, the nice people here want to do their shopping,
0:39:04 > 0:39:07so you're gonna have to stand up, all right, Charlie?
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- HE MOANS LOUDLY - Charlie!
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Charlie... Charlie... Charlie, get up.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Thomas, for Chrissakes help me, would you?
0:39:14 > 0:39:16- HE MOANS - Sorry about this.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Charlie, come on!
0:39:18 > 0:39:21I know Dad didn't get the specials. Charlie, get up! Charlie, please.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25Please. I know. Dad didn't get the specials. Now please...
0:39:25 > 0:39:27WOMAN: (OVER PA) Security, checkout two.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31Charlie, for God's sake, stand up! Stand up now!
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Come on! (SHOUTS) Get up!
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Get up! Stand up!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Get up! Stand up!
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Stand up!
0:39:39 > 0:39:40Stand up! Come on!
0:39:46 > 0:39:47That's 94.30.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Yeah, hang on, Charlie. Hang on.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Daddy will get you some dinner. How's that?
0:40:07 > 0:40:10I'll get you some eggs if you like. Want some eggs? Want some sausages?
0:40:10 > 0:40:13How many sausages do you want? You want six sausages? Two?
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- Good boy. - Look, Charlie, no stars.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- HE GRUNTS - Look, no need for that. - No, Dad, he's gotta learn!
0:40:18 > 0:40:21- Tom, some fucking peace and quiet! Just leave it, all right? - He gets away with everything!
0:40:21 > 0:40:23- Charlie, just chill... - HE GROWLS
0:40:23 > 0:40:24- No stars now! - Thomas, for fuck's sakes...
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Charlie... Just... Charlie!
0:40:30 > 0:40:31HE GIGGLES
0:40:41 > 0:40:43- Hello. - Da!
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Hello, my boys!
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Hello, sweetheart. I missed you.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Da!
0:40:50 > 0:40:51What...? No, no, no!
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Mummy has to stay in hospital.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Yeah, but look, I've been finishing your costume.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- He's been practising all week with Russell, haven't you, mate? - Da!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Come here. You're not too old to give your mum a kiss.
0:41:02 > 0:41:07Aww. Come here. M-m-m-m-m-m-mwah!
0:41:09 > 0:41:11She's been kicking today.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15- How's everything? - Um, yeah. It's OK.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16How's school?
0:41:16 > 0:41:18It's OK...
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Just OK?
0:41:20 > 0:41:23You'll be happy to know that I've set...set the cot up,
0:41:23 > 0:41:24and, uh, the change table's next.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26What's happened to his foot?
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- HE GIGGLES - Oh, he just...walked through a bit of glass. He'll be right.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34You'd better not be feeding me bullshit.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Just cos I'm in bed all day doesn't mean I don't know if something's up.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Us Mollison boys are doing just fine without you, Magpie.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42I got a surprise for you.
0:41:43 > 0:41:48Rex misses you, and he wants to stay in and keep you company.
0:41:48 > 0:41:49- Oh, no! - SHE LAUGHS
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Awww.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Great. That's fabulous.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Er, Elizabeth called to remind us of the rehearsal next week
0:41:56 > 0:41:59and I said we could make it. Which day is tuck-shop duty?
0:41:59 > 0:42:01- It's Friday, hon. - CHARLIE GIGGLES
0:42:01 > 0:42:03- Are you good? Coping? - Absolutely. - Yeah, I bet you are.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:42:15 > 0:42:17HE HUMS ALONG
0:42:27 > 0:42:29Dad.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30Yep. (LOWERS VOLUME)
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Do you ever wish Charlie was normal?
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Yeah, at the start.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45I don't think about it much anymore, though.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Charlie's Charlie.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Yeah, but don't you think it's kind of unfair?
0:42:54 > 0:42:57Your mum reckons we got Charlie because we're capable.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59We're strong enough to deal with him.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01Do you believe that?
0:43:03 > 0:43:06I dunno. Your mum is. That's for sure.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10All I know is he's my own.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15You're weak as piss if you don't look after your own.
0:43:17 > 0:43:18HE HUMS QUIETLY
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Hey, Charlie, what do you want for tea?
0:43:32 > 0:43:34CHARLIE LAUGHS
0:43:36 > 0:43:37SIMON LAUGHS
0:43:40 > 0:43:42HE IMITATES A SPUTTERING ENGINE
0:43:42 > 0:43:44HE IMITATES BRAKES What's this?
0:43:44 > 0:43:46New wheels for your mother.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- Come on, give us a go. - Maybe when you get your licence.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53OK, what's in the bag?
0:43:53 > 0:43:54- It's a surprise. - Da!
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Charlie, open the bag for Dad.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01You're a good boy.
0:44:01 > 0:44:02HE LAUGHS
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Come on, Tommy. Let's have a game.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17- Charlie, how do you like your Super Nintendo? - Da!
0:44:17 > 0:44:20If you're good, we'll get you another game next pay.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22You want a go? Has two controllers.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Uh...no, it's fine. Let Charlie play. I'll just have a go later.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28- Come on, mate. The game's for everyone. - Yeah, I know.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Da!
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Here we go. We off?
0:44:33 > 0:44:35All right. Aha!
0:44:36 > 0:44:38WHISTLE BLOWS
0:44:41 > 0:44:42COACH: Stay calm.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Sally, concentrate.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Nice, Chris. Nice focus.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52You're going the right way, Jackie. That's good. Keep going.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Sally, put your head back.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03Are you OK there?
0:45:03 > 0:45:05GIRL: Yes, miss.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07You're meant to be saving her, not drowning her.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Nice and easy.
0:45:11 > 0:45:1345 seconds. Come on.
0:45:15 > 0:45:16JACKIE: Are you all right?
0:45:24 > 0:45:271, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
0:45:27 > 0:45:308, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
0:45:31 > 0:45:32SHE EXHALES
0:45:33 > 0:45:35SHE EXHALES
0:45:36 > 0:45:381, 2, 3,
0:45:38 > 0:45:404, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
0:45:40 > 0:45:4211, 12, 13, 14, 15.
0:45:53 > 0:45:565, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
0:45:56 > 0:45:57WOMAN: Everyone waving!
0:45:57 > 0:45:59ALL: # Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
0:45:59 > 0:46:01- # We're off on our way - Arms up!
0:46:01 > 0:46:04# So let's sing together, you and me, every day... #
0:46:04 > 0:46:05- Here he is. - Hey, Charlie.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07# Farewell, farewell, farewell
0:46:07 > 0:46:10- # We're leaving, away... # - That's great. That's excellent.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12OK, roll your arms.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14# Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
0:46:14 > 0:46:16# We're off on our way
0:46:16 > 0:46:19# So let's sing together, you and me, every day... #
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Mmm. Mmm.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Well, your mum reckons you need more than one pan to make dinner.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27Boys, that's just not true.
0:46:28 > 0:46:29- Good, Charlie? - Da.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32Yeah. Actually, I might go and visit your mother after dinner,
0:46:32 > 0:46:35if you boys are right by yourselves.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38Dad, would you be able to take me for a driving lesson later on?
0:46:38 > 0:46:41What, in the Valiant? HE LAUGHS
0:46:41 > 0:46:43Son, shit in one hand, wish in the other
0:46:43 > 0:46:45and see which one gets full fastest.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47HE LAUGHS KNOCK AT DOOR
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Hi.
0:46:49 > 0:46:50I'm Janet and this is Trevor,
0:46:50 > 0:46:53from the Department of Youth and Community Services.
0:46:53 > 0:46:54Can we come in?
0:47:05 > 0:47:07DOOR OPENS
0:47:14 > 0:47:17We've received complaints about one of your children.
0:47:17 > 0:47:18We're just here to follow up
0:47:18 > 0:47:21on the reports of consistent fighting in the house.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23Oh, that'd be Charlie. He's autistic, you know?
0:47:23 > 0:47:25ADD on top of that.
0:47:25 > 0:47:29Right, OK. So, uh, is this Charlie here?
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Yeah, mate. I think it's obvious.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44- Get a good look, did you? - Excuse me?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47You heard me. Speak to me before sticking your nose
0:47:47 > 0:47:49into things you know nothing about.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51- Next time I'll call the police. - Piss off, why don't you?
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- Wait till my husband gets in! - Send him over, sweetheart!
0:47:54 > 0:47:56Oh, I will. Don't you worry about that.
0:47:56 > 0:48:00- You won't be so big then, will you? - (QUIETLY) Stupid bitch.
0:48:04 > 0:48:05Fuck 'em.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12JACKIE: Wowee. Will anyone see us?
0:48:12 > 0:48:15No. No-one will. Don't worry. There's never anyone around here.
0:48:15 > 0:48:16- Careful. - Ow.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18- You all right? - Yep.
0:48:18 > 0:48:19Good work.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23- Come on, Charlie. Come on. - Look at this place!
0:48:23 > 0:48:25- Do I have to follow you? - Mm-hm.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27- Why do I have to follow you? - This is my 'hood.
0:48:27 > 0:48:28- (LAUGHS) - This is MY 'hood.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31Charlie, he says it's his 'hood!
0:48:32 > 0:48:33So why aren't there any trees in here?
0:48:33 > 0:48:37Ah, that would be because it's a rifle range.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39Bullshit.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42THUNDER RUMBLES Wowee.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Who says 'wowee'?
0:48:44 > 0:48:45- I do! - Mmm.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52- Pretty, don't you think? - Nah, not really.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54You're supposed to say, "Not as pretty as you."
0:48:54 > 0:48:57Ohhh. Well, they make me sneeze. And besides, they're noxious weeds.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00I don't care. They're beautiful. FLY BUZZES
0:49:00 > 0:49:03They strangle the native plants and probably poison the native animals.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06- What native animals? - Exactly.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09I like them. Do you like them, Charlie?
0:49:09 > 0:49:11- Da. - See? Me and Charlie like them.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13HE LAUGHS And so do the bees.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16So you're a loner on this one.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17Oh, God!
0:49:17 > 0:49:19- SHE SQUEALS - Oh, Charlie!
0:49:24 > 0:49:26IMITATES A MONKEY
0:49:46 > 0:49:48No, no!
0:49:49 > 0:49:51I will fall.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Fraidy-cat, fraidy-cat.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Yes, you are. Oh-ho!
0:49:59 > 0:50:01THUNDER RUMBLES
0:50:01 > 0:50:03BIRD CAWS
0:50:22 > 0:50:25- Ta-da! - Yeah, ha-ha-ha, you show-off.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28Dem are fighting words.
0:50:29 > 0:50:31I dare you to come over here and say them.
0:50:31 > 0:50:32Hmm.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Come on.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37Fine.
0:50:39 > 0:50:43I shall take it upon myself, boy, to instruct you in the art of swimming.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Since when was swimming an art?
0:50:45 > 0:50:48Well, it's all about technique.
0:50:49 > 0:50:50Here.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54- When you raise your elbow up... - Yep.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56..that's when you breathe...
0:50:56 > 0:50:57- Yeah. - THUNDER RUMBLES
0:50:57 > 0:51:00..then you gotta push your arm through the water, like this.
0:51:00 > 0:51:02- Yeah? - OK.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Go on, give it a whirl.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Kieren Perkins, watch out.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18THUNDER RUMBLES LOUDLY
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Shit!
0:51:25 > 0:51:27HE GRUNTS
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Charlie! Charlie!
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Charlie. Charlie, it's OK. Just hold on. It's all right.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52- Let's go. - Come on, Charlie.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12I'm knackered.
0:52:17 > 0:52:18You cold?
0:52:22 > 0:52:23Don't know.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33CHARLIE LAUGHS QUIETLY
0:52:39 > 0:52:40Here.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47It's beautiful.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Thank you.
0:52:52 > 0:52:53You're welcome.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Close your eyes.
0:53:11 > 0:53:12OK.
0:53:14 > 0:53:18THUNDER RUMBLES What do you see?
0:53:19 > 0:53:21But my eyes are closed.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Yeah, but what do you see?
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Um, black?
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Look harder.
0:53:36 > 0:53:41OK, I can...I can see these little speckles of light.
0:53:41 > 0:53:46Um, they're blue and red, like... floating around like a lava lamp.
0:53:49 > 0:53:50That should go away.
0:53:54 > 0:53:55It's going.
0:53:59 > 0:54:00It's gone.
0:54:03 > 0:54:04Now it's black.
0:54:09 > 0:54:15Hold on, no, it's mainly black, but...it's kind of fuzzy, like...
0:54:18 > 0:54:20..like snow on a TV.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24That doesn't go away.
0:54:28 > 0:54:33You can wait an hour, a year, it'll still be all fuzzy.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43I reckon if it went away I'd be able to see my mum.
0:54:54 > 0:54:56That's what it's like for my brother.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04Only it's not just what he can see, it's...
0:55:07 > 0:55:09..it's what he hears and what he thinks.
0:55:13 > 0:55:14Everything.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22I think it's all fuzzy.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04- (LAUGHS) - (SQUEALS)
0:56:04 > 0:56:05THEY GIGGLE
0:56:58 > 0:57:02WOMAN: I can't believe it! Oh, sweetheart.
0:57:05 > 0:57:10How are we gonna cope? I guess we're not going to Scouts tonight.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12- It could've been worse. - Da.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14Thank you.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17CHARLIE LAUGHS
0:57:20 > 0:57:22SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE
0:57:27 > 0:57:29Oh, my dad's gonna be home soon.
0:57:29 > 0:57:32Oh, OK. That's...that's fine.
0:57:40 > 0:57:41What?
0:57:43 > 0:57:45Stop it!
0:57:47 > 0:57:52Um, well, it's my birthday next week and...
0:57:53 > 0:57:56..well, my family usually do this dinner type thing.
0:57:58 > 0:58:00Do you wanna come?
0:58:00 > 0:58:02DOOR RATTLES CHARLIE LAUGHS
0:58:02 > 0:58:04SHE LAUGHS
0:58:12 > 0:58:15Yes, hold on.
0:58:22 > 0:58:25- Da! - What?
0:58:27 > 0:58:28Hah.
0:58:45 > 0:58:48MAN: Shut up! DOG BARKS
0:58:49 > 0:58:52BABY CRIES
0:58:56 > 0:58:57HE GROANS
0:58:57 > 0:59:00CHARLIE LAUGHS AND GRUNTS HE GROANS
0:59:00 > 0:59:02BABY CRIES LOUDLY
0:59:07 > 0:59:09SIMON: Maggie, Sophie needs her nappy changed.
0:59:09 > 0:59:11MAGGIE: There's nothing stoppin' ya.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13It's gone everywhere. It's up her back and everything.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15A bit of poo's not gonna hurt you.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18I'm dressed for work, Maggie. I can't.
0:59:19 > 0:59:20PHONE RINGS
0:59:20 > 0:59:22CHARLIE CONTINUES LAUGHING SOPHIE CRIES
0:59:24 > 0:59:25SOPHIE COOS
0:59:25 > 0:59:26Shh. Shh. Shh.
0:59:52 > 0:59:55- The guy at the back, pulling faces and things like that. - Oh, you're shitting me.
0:59:57 > 0:59:59IMITATES BOY ON BUS
1:00:02 > 1:00:07Oh, watch this. Ready? Come on, get 'em out. Good girl. Yes!
1:00:09 > 1:00:11ALL CHEER
1:00:11 > 1:00:13- Look, Tom, it's the spastic bus. - They've come to pick you up.
1:00:13 > 1:00:17- Get on. Bucko's just saying goodbye to his girlfriend. - Oh, yeah. No, she's your woman.
1:00:17 > 1:00:19Morning.
1:00:20 > 1:00:22Charlie! Hello.
1:00:22 > 1:00:23What the hell's with the retards out here?
1:00:23 > 1:00:25- Do you know him, Jackie? - What are you doing?
1:00:25 > 1:00:27- Get back on the bus. - No.
1:00:27 > 1:00:28No, now, Charlie.
1:00:28 > 1:00:30- HE GROANS - It's a spastic!
1:00:30 > 1:00:33- Charlie, where's the bus? - I think it's his brother.
1:00:35 > 1:00:37Charlie, please.
1:00:37 > 1:00:38- Charlie, come on. - HE GRUNTS
1:00:38 > 1:00:41Charlie, please. You have to get back on the bus.
1:00:41 > 1:00:42HE MOANS
1:00:42 > 1:00:43Charlie. HE LAUGHS
1:00:43 > 1:00:45IMITATES CHARLIE
1:00:45 > 1:00:47- His brother's freakin' out! - I'm gonna get some help.
1:00:50 > 1:00:54Charlie, I'll buy you an ice-cream. Do you want an ice-cream, Charlie?
1:00:54 > 1:00:55HE MOANS LOUDLY
1:00:55 > 1:00:57Stop! STUDENTS TALK EXCITEDLY
1:00:57 > 1:00:58Charlie! Charlie!
1:00:58 > 1:01:01What's going on here? Back it up, back it up. What's going on?
1:01:03 > 1:01:05Mate, are you all right? Hey!
1:01:05 > 1:01:07Stop that! Leave him alone!
1:01:07 > 1:01:09Hey, settle down.
1:01:10 > 1:01:12Leave him! Leave him!
1:01:13 > 1:01:15You're making it worse!
1:01:15 > 1:01:16It's all right. It's all right.
1:01:18 > 1:01:20Get off him, all right?!
1:01:20 > 1:01:23Get lost! Get lost!
1:01:23 > 1:01:24Get away! WHISTLE BLOWS
1:01:24 > 1:01:26Charlie.
1:01:26 > 1:01:29Class! Get to class!
1:01:29 > 1:01:31I'll take care of this. I'll take care of this.
1:01:31 > 1:01:35It's all right. It's OK. It's all right, Charlie. Charlie,
1:01:35 > 1:01:37Charlie. It's OK.
1:01:37 > 1:01:41It's OK. Look, we've got your bag. We've got your monkey ears.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44Good. Good boy, good boy.
1:01:44 > 1:01:47We'll go back to the bus, OK?
1:01:47 > 1:01:50OK, good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
1:01:50 > 1:01:54# Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, we're off on our way... #
1:01:54 > 1:01:56SHE CONTINUES SINGING GENTLY
1:02:31 > 1:02:33There you are.
1:02:34 > 1:02:37I was gonna give this to you later, but I couldn't wait.
1:02:37 > 1:02:39Happy birthday.
1:02:44 > 1:02:45Thanks.
1:02:49 > 1:02:51I recorded everything especially for you.
1:02:56 > 1:02:57Go on, play it.
1:03:08 > 1:03:10('DON'T GO NOW' BY RATCAT PLAYS)
1:03:10 > 1:03:12JACKIE: (SINGS ON TAPE) # Well, you can have my heart
1:03:12 > 1:03:16# Have my soul Without you I feel cold
1:03:16 > 1:03:20# Won't you come with me and I will make you happy
1:03:20 > 1:03:21# And then when I'm alone
1:03:21 > 1:03:24# I'll dream of you till the day is gone
1:03:24 > 1:03:28# Don't you know I will be dying
1:03:28 > 1:03:31# To be by your side... #
1:03:31 > 1:03:32SHE STOPS TAPE
1:03:36 > 1:03:37Listen, I know you're upset.
1:03:41 > 1:03:44Just don't worry what those stupid kids at school think.
1:03:45 > 1:03:47Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say that.
1:03:50 > 1:03:52You have to stop wishing Charlie was normal.
1:03:55 > 1:03:56It's never gonna change.
1:04:02 > 1:04:04ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
1:04:32 > 1:04:33SHE SQUEALS
1:04:33 > 1:04:35Howzaaaaaaaaaat?!
1:04:37 > 1:04:40Come onnnn!
1:04:43 > 1:04:46What heyyyyyy-ya!
1:04:48 > 1:04:50Oh, come on, Maggie. It was plumb.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52Yes!
1:04:52 > 1:04:56Yes! I'll retire when I get my century, Mr Mollison.
1:04:56 > 1:04:58So then you can get a bat.
1:05:00 > 1:05:01You'll keep.
1:05:02 > 1:05:04JACKIE: This is so yum, Mrs Mollison.
1:05:04 > 1:05:06I can't remember the last time I had a roast.
1:05:06 > 1:05:10Oh, really? Oh. We have a roast once a fortnight.
1:05:10 > 1:05:13Simon just loves his roast vegies. Don't you, darl?
1:05:13 > 1:05:15Mmm.
1:05:15 > 1:05:16My dad doesn't really cook.
1:05:16 > 1:05:19And we eat at different times so it's just takeaway, really.
1:05:19 > 1:05:21Well, you're welcome over here for dinner anytime.
1:05:21 > 1:05:23Yeah. Just as long as you do the dishes.
1:05:28 > 1:05:31- Da! - What is it, sweetie?
1:05:31 > 1:05:33- Here. Pass it to Mummy. - Oh, I can do it.
1:05:33 > 1:05:35- Sure? - Yeah.
1:05:35 > 1:05:36You're being very good.
1:05:36 > 1:05:39He'll do anything for a pretty girl, won't you, mate?
1:05:39 > 1:05:42- Da! Huh! - What do you say?
1:05:42 > 1:05:43That's right. Good boy.
1:05:45 > 1:05:48Do you think Charlie will ever talk again?
1:05:48 > 1:05:50Yes.
1:05:51 > 1:05:54Well, probably not, actually.
1:05:54 > 1:05:56I mean, we hoped he might have when he hit adolescence
1:05:56 > 1:06:00but, unfortunately... (SIGHS) ..he didn't.
1:06:00 > 1:06:03You get your point across, don't you, sweetie?
1:06:03 > 1:06:07Well, maybe if he stopped signing, he'd start talking, Mum.
1:06:08 > 1:06:10I think that's unlikely, Thomas.
1:06:11 > 1:06:13- SOPHIE GRUMBLES - You hungry too?
1:06:14 > 1:06:16Ohhh.
1:06:17 > 1:06:19She's so tiny.
1:06:19 > 1:06:21(WRYLY) Yeah. Well, she didn't feel so tiny coming out.
1:06:21 > 1:06:24I wasn't much older than you when I had Charlie.
1:06:28 > 1:06:29Mum!
1:06:29 > 1:06:31What? She's hungry.
1:06:33 > 1:06:35I fed you this way.
1:06:35 > 1:06:37You loved it.
1:06:37 > 1:06:39Couldn't get enough.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41Please.
1:06:51 > 1:06:53ALL: # For he's a jolly good fellow
1:06:53 > 1:06:55# For he's a jolly good fellow
1:06:55 > 1:06:58# For he's a jolly good fellow
1:06:58 > 1:07:00# And so say all of us! #
1:07:00 > 1:07:01- Whoo! - No, Charlie!
1:07:01 > 1:07:03You wait for Thomas and then we'll light them again.
1:07:03 > 1:07:04Go, Tommy.
1:07:04 > 1:07:06HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES, CHUCKLES
1:07:06 > 1:07:08Sorry, sweetie. Charlie, come to Mummy.
1:07:08 > 1:07:10- I said wait. Come here. - Hold on, Tommy.
1:07:10 > 1:07:12I got that. Just... just wait for it, mate.
1:07:12 > 1:07:13- No. - OK. Almost there.
1:07:13 > 1:07:15OK.
1:07:17 > 1:07:20Righto. One for the camera.
1:07:20 > 1:07:21- Hip hip... - Hooray!
1:07:21 > 1:07:22- Hip hip... - Hooray!
1:07:22 > 1:07:23- Hip hip... - Hooray!
1:07:23 > 1:07:25BOTH CHEER
1:07:25 > 1:07:27Da!
1:07:27 > 1:07:29Aw!
1:07:30 > 1:07:32How about one of those over here, eh?
1:07:32 > 1:07:34- SHE LAUGHS - Simon, leave the poor girl alone.
1:07:34 > 1:07:36Yeah. Um...
1:07:36 > 1:07:38Tommy, now, I know we've already given you your gift
1:07:38 > 1:07:40but I reckon you might like this one.
1:07:40 > 1:07:42Ah! What could this be?
1:07:44 > 1:07:45Oh!
1:07:45 > 1:07:47- Yeah. - Thank you.
1:07:47 > 1:07:48You're officially allowed on the road now.
1:07:48 > 1:07:51Rex reckons if I can teach your mother to drive, I can teach anyone.
1:07:51 > 1:07:52Hey!
1:07:52 > 1:07:54- All right. Who wants some cake? - Yes, please!
1:07:54 > 1:07:57- It's Thomas's favourite. Isn't it, sweetie? - It is, Mama.
1:07:57 > 1:07:59I'll get the ice-cream. Simon, cut the cake.
1:07:59 > 1:08:02All right. Four tiny little pieces for the family,
1:08:02 > 1:08:03and one big piece for me.
1:08:05 > 1:08:07Oh, my God!
1:08:07 > 1:08:09- Charlie... - Oh, come on, Charlie.
1:08:09 > 1:08:12You know that's private. Do that in your bedroom.
1:08:12 > 1:08:14Put your dick back in your shorts, mate.
1:08:14 > 1:08:15Bad, Charlie, bad.
1:08:15 > 1:08:17No, bad.
1:08:17 > 1:08:20I'm so sorry, Jackie.
1:08:20 > 1:08:22How many times do we have to tell you that?
1:08:22 > 1:08:25You say sorry to Jackie and go and wash your hands, all right, mate?
1:08:29 > 1:08:31Thomas, don't be ridiculous.
1:08:33 > 1:08:35You put that down right now.
1:08:35 > 1:08:37Thomas...
1:08:37 > 1:08:40- Charlie! - Charlie!
1:08:41 > 1:08:44- Charlie! Charlie! - Boys, stop it! Stop it!
1:08:44 > 1:08:46- Charlie, you get off him. - Stop it! Leave it!
1:08:46 > 1:08:49- Oww! - Charlie, let go of him!
1:08:49 > 1:08:51- Charlie! - Charlie, let go!
1:08:51 > 1:08:53Enough!
1:08:53 > 1:08:55- Charlie, Charlie, Charlie! - CHARLIE MOANS
1:08:55 > 1:08:58- Oh! - Fucking spastic!
1:08:59 > 1:09:02Thomas! Thomas, get off! Thomas!
1:09:02 > 1:09:06- Thomas, please! - Thomas, stop it!
1:09:06 > 1:09:07- Stop it now! - Charlie! Shit!
1:09:09 > 1:09:12Thomas! Thomas, don't you dare hit your brother!
1:09:12 > 1:09:14- I hate him! I hate him! - Stop it! Stop it!
1:09:14 > 1:09:18- Thomas! Thomas! - I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
1:09:18 > 1:09:20- Don't you hit him! - Maggie, let me...
1:09:20 > 1:09:22- Don't you hit your brother! - I hate him!
1:09:26 > 1:09:28- Get off! Get off! - Get off him!
1:09:28 > 1:09:31Just sit down!
1:09:31 > 1:09:32- That is enough! - Charlie! Charlie!
1:09:32 > 1:09:34Charlie, are you OK? Come here.
1:09:34 > 1:09:36- HE GROANS - It's OK. It's OK.
1:09:36 > 1:09:39Come to Mummy. Come to Mummy. Let Mummy have a look at you.
1:09:39 > 1:09:41No, no. No, no, no, no. Charlie. No, no, no, no, no.
1:09:41 > 1:09:45Settle, settle, settle. Shh.
1:09:45 > 1:09:47- Settle down, mate. - SOPHIE WAILS
1:09:47 > 1:09:50Shh, shh. Sweetie, sweetie. Shh.
1:09:50 > 1:09:53- Mummy's here. Mummy's here. - CONTINUES WAILING
1:10:11 > 1:10:14SHE SOBS
1:10:30 > 1:10:34HE CRIES Hang in there, mate. Not long now.
1:10:34 > 1:10:36You're being very brave, Charlie.
1:10:36 > 1:10:38Yeah, he is very brave.
1:10:39 > 1:10:43- HE GROANS - I know, Charlie. I know it hurts. You're being very good.
1:10:43 > 1:10:44- You're a good boy. - HE GROANS LOUDLY
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Almost there.
1:10:48 > 1:10:53Almost there, darling. Oh, sweetheart. It's OK.
1:10:53 > 1:10:56- It's OK. - HE CRIES
1:11:29 > 1:11:31Is that you, Thomas? Honey? THOMAS SOBS
1:11:32 > 1:11:33I need to use the loo.
1:11:40 > 1:11:42SHE SIGHS
1:11:42 > 1:11:44It's not fair, is it, mate?
1:11:51 > 1:11:53HE SNIFFS
1:12:04 > 1:12:07Oh, poor, poor boy.
1:12:07 > 1:12:10HE CRIES
1:12:14 > 1:12:16You poor baby boy.
1:12:18 > 1:12:20Oh, my beautiful boy.
1:12:26 > 1:12:27I know, sweetie.
1:12:27 > 1:12:29I know.
1:12:33 > 1:12:36# I'm really close tonight
1:12:38 > 1:12:42# And feeling like I'm moving inside her
1:12:42 > 1:12:46# Lying in the dark
1:12:48 > 1:12:52# And I think that I'm beginning to know her
1:12:53 > 1:12:55# Let it go
1:12:57 > 1:13:00# I'll be there when you call
1:13:02 > 1:13:11# And whenever I fall at your feet
1:13:12 > 1:13:21# You let your tears rain down on me
1:13:22 > 1:13:31# Whenever I touch your slow-turning pain
1:13:32 > 1:13:38# The finger of blame has turned upon itself
1:13:38 > 1:13:43# And I'm more than willing to offer myself
1:13:43 > 1:13:48# Do you want my presence or need my help?
1:13:48 > 1:13:52# Who knows where that might lead
1:13:52 > 1:13:56# I fall... #
1:14:25 > 1:14:27You scared the shit out of me.
1:14:37 > 1:14:39I fucked up.
1:17:18 > 1:17:21TAPPING
1:17:21 > 1:17:24TAPPING CONTINUES, CHARLIE LAUGHS
1:17:26 > 1:17:28MAGGIE: Simon, where are the nappies?
1:17:28 > 1:17:31SIMON: I don't know. Check the laundry basket.
1:17:31 > 1:17:33I have! Can you look for them?
1:17:35 > 1:17:38WOMAN: Will you shut up?
1:17:51 > 1:17:53HE LAUGHS
1:18:04 > 1:18:05Oh! Ah...
1:18:06 > 1:18:08Oh!
1:18:11 > 1:18:14That girl on the bus is pretty hot, mate! Have you boned her?
1:18:14 > 1:18:16No way. Tom's still a virgin.
1:18:16 > 1:18:17I reckon his brother isn't.
1:18:17 > 1:18:19Hey, you better watch out, Tom.
1:18:19 > 1:18:20Reckon your brother's trying to bone Jackie.
1:18:20 > 1:18:23Must suck if your retarded brother's better looking than you.
1:18:23 > 1:18:25- Stop being such fuckwits! - (IMITATES CHARLIE) You're fuckwits.
1:18:28 > 1:18:30WHISTLE BLOWS
1:18:30 > 1:18:32COACH: OK! Today's the day.
1:18:32 > 1:18:34- Are we ready? - You OK?
1:18:36 > 1:18:38Yeah.
1:18:38 > 1:18:40Boys?
1:18:41 > 1:18:43I want two laps!
1:18:44 > 1:18:46Let's go!
1:18:46 > 1:18:47Come on!
1:18:50 > 1:18:51You get this one and, shock of all shocks,
1:18:51 > 1:18:54you'll actually get your bronze medallion.
1:18:54 > 1:18:56On your marks!
1:18:58 > 1:18:59WHISTLE BLOWS
1:19:05 > 1:19:06ENGINE RUMBLES
1:19:06 > 1:19:08Just ease off nice and easy.
1:19:08 > 1:19:10- Just get to a nice cruising speed. - Yep.
1:19:10 > 1:19:11Don't do anything sudden.
1:19:11 > 1:19:15You've gotta drive like everyone else on the road is an idiot.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17- Don't look at me. Look at the road. - OK.
1:19:17 > 1:19:19Just remember, everyone else on the road is an idiot.
1:19:19 > 1:19:22- Mm-hm. - It's called 'defensive driving'.
1:19:22 > 1:19:24Defensive...
1:19:24 > 1:19:26Just keep an eye on things that might come out,
1:19:26 > 1:19:28running out of the driveway.
1:19:28 > 1:19:30Right. Well, OK. How fast...
1:19:30 > 1:19:32Try not to...
1:19:32 > 1:19:34Whoa.
1:19:36 > 1:19:37Excellent.
1:19:37 > 1:19:40HE PULLS THE HANDBRAKE You're a natural.
1:19:40 > 1:19:41Just like your old man.
1:19:42 > 1:19:44SHE LAUGHS
1:19:44 > 1:19:46Wowee!
1:19:46 > 1:19:48HE LAUGHS
1:19:49 > 1:19:50Climb in, Jackie.
1:19:50 > 1:19:54- Thank you. - Hopefully that'll be the last time we see those bloody monkey ears.
1:19:54 > 1:19:57BOY: Ladies and gentlemen, roll up, roll up
1:19:57 > 1:20:02for the unbelievable, inconceivable 'Animals Afloat!'.
1:20:02 > 1:20:05JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS, AUDIENCE APPLAUDS
1:20:05 > 1:20:07Whoo!
1:20:17 > 1:20:19WOMAN: Keep smiling!
1:20:19 > 1:20:21OK. Everyone together.
1:20:21 > 1:20:24Very good! You're doing great.
1:20:31 > 1:20:33That's beautiful.
1:20:36 > 1:20:38Cute.
1:20:48 > 1:20:51MOANING
1:20:53 > 1:20:54Dance with Charlie.
1:20:58 > 1:21:00You have to dance with Charlie.
1:21:00 > 1:21:02Go on, you be a monkey.
1:21:05 > 1:21:07Come on, Charlie.
1:21:07 > 1:21:10Why don't you help Russell get up and have a dance?
1:21:10 > 1:21:12All right? Come on.
1:21:12 > 1:21:15Come on. Up you get, darling. Yes?
1:21:15 > 1:21:17Come on, up you get, Russell. Charlie?
1:21:17 > 1:21:19Hey, you stop. Charlie.
1:21:20 > 1:21:22No!
1:21:26 > 1:21:28Very good.
1:21:33 > 1:21:35Don't wanna go on the stage.
1:21:35 > 1:21:37- What's wrong? - No, darling.
1:21:37 > 1:21:40- You right? Charlie, are you OK? - No.
1:21:40 > 1:21:42You've been on stage before, remember?
1:21:42 > 1:21:44Do it for Mum and Dad, OK? Look at my face.
1:21:44 > 1:21:48Look at my face. Charlie won't be able to dance if you don't.
1:21:48 > 1:21:49HE SPITS MOANING
1:21:49 > 1:21:52Charlie, there is no need to spit. I will put you both...
1:21:52 > 1:21:55I'll put you both in time-out.
1:21:55 > 1:21:57Enough! Enough!
1:21:57 > 1:21:59- I said stop! - Charlie, calm down.
1:21:59 > 1:22:02Charlie, enough! Stop it, all right? Just behave.
1:22:02 > 1:22:07Dressing like monkeys? Charlie likes monkeys. Thomas likes monkeys.
1:22:07 > 1:22:09Or does Russell like dancing?
1:22:09 > 1:22:11- He likes this. - Charlie likes dancing.
1:22:11 > 1:22:13Thomas likes dancing.
1:22:13 > 1:22:17No, Russell doesn't like monkeys. Russell doesn't like monkeys.
1:22:17 > 1:22:19- You want... - Russell doesn't like Charlie.
1:22:19 > 1:22:24SPITS, GIGGLES WAILS
1:22:24 > 1:22:27Settle down, all right? Settle down. Charlie, just...
1:22:30 > 1:22:33No, Charlie! No!
1:22:33 > 1:22:35It's OK. It's OK. You don't have to...
1:22:35 > 1:22:38Charlie, you'll just have to go on stage by yourself.
1:22:38 > 1:22:40- No. - No, you can do it.
1:22:40 > 1:22:43- You're a big boy. Come on, Charlie. - No, no.
1:22:43 > 1:22:45Come on. Be a good boy. Come on. On stage.
1:22:45 > 1:22:49JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS
1:22:59 > 1:23:01SONG: # Have you seen
1:23:01 > 1:23:02# The looks on their faces... #
1:23:02 > 1:23:04- Arms up! - # The lights go up
1:23:04 > 1:23:06# And we'll take our places
1:23:06 > 1:23:09# We've won them all over We're in their good graces
1:23:09 > 1:23:13# And what would you expect in these confined spaces?
1:23:13 > 1:23:16# Have you heard the hearty chorus?
1:23:16 > 1:23:20# They grunt and shout and clap a chorus
1:23:20 > 1:23:22# That doesn't count
1:23:22 > 1:23:23# It's only the walrus
1:23:23 > 1:23:27# You know they're only happy to be rid of the tyrannosaurus
1:23:27 > 1:23:30# You and me Don't you see?
1:23:30 > 1:23:33# We've got the greatest single act in history... #
1:23:33 > 1:23:34Swing your tail. Beautiful.
1:23:34 > 1:23:37# They aggravate interpersonally
1:23:37 > 1:23:40# But they'll be stealing our bit for eternity
1:23:40 > 1:23:42# You chase me round Run into a door
1:23:46 > 1:23:48# I throw a banana peel down on the floor
1:23:51 > 1:23:53# Then what comes next? Fits of uproar?
1:23:53 > 1:23:57# They'll be begging, paying for more... #
1:24:05 > 1:24:06APPLAUSE
1:24:09 > 1:24:11# You and me
1:24:11 > 1:24:12# Together we
1:24:12 > 1:24:16# Are the single greatest double act in history
1:24:16 > 1:24:19# We are smile, hilarity
1:24:19 > 1:24:24# With our come-together disparity
1:24:24 > 1:24:28# You and me Two-by-two and see
1:24:28 > 1:24:31# About the greatest single double act in history
1:24:32 > 1:24:35# You look fine No immunity
1:24:35 > 1:24:39# For our infectious disunity
1:24:39 > 1:24:42# Oh, every evidence, original
1:24:42 > 1:24:44# Ingenious, prototypical
1:24:44 > 1:24:47# Completely irresistible
1:24:47 > 1:24:50# Conveniently invincible
1:24:50 > 1:24:54# You be the clown and I'll be the court
1:24:54 > 1:24:57# Oh, we're the greatest single double act
1:24:57 > 1:25:00# In the history of the world! #
1:25:28 > 1:25:32CHARLIE LAUGHS
1:25:58 > 1:26:00You remember when we were little?
1:26:04 > 1:26:08We used to have baths with Dad and we'd rub soap into his legs
1:26:08 > 1:26:11and they were so hairy, they'd always go white.
1:26:14 > 1:26:17Then he'd fart and we'd start clapping
1:26:17 > 1:26:20and you'd go, "Poo-poo noises! Poo-poo noises!"
1:26:20 > 1:26:23HE LAUGHS
1:26:45 > 1:26:47I hated being your brother.
1:26:53 > 1:26:55Every night, I'd close my eyes
1:26:55 > 1:26:57and wish that when I woke up, you'd be normal.
1:27:07 > 1:27:09But you weren't.
1:27:26 > 1:27:28You just pissed on my leg, didn't you?
1:27:28 > 1:27:30- Da! - HE LAUGHS
1:27:32 > 1:27:35BOTH LAUGH
1:27:37 > 1:27:39MAGGIE: Simon, have you mowed the lawn yet?
1:27:39 > 1:27:42- Rex said I didn't need to. - I'm going to kill that bear.
1:27:42 > 1:27:45SOPHIE GURGLES
1:27:52 > 1:27:55# You're beautiful but you smell
1:27:55 > 1:27:59# You're mainstream but you rebel
1:27:59 > 1:28:03# You're the black sheep that runs with the herd
1:28:03 > 1:28:07# You're outwardly presidential Inwardly nerd
1:28:07 > 1:28:10# You're brilliant but you're people-dumb
1:28:10 > 1:28:14# You're catwalk but you're fashion-numb
1:28:14 > 1:28:18# You're a million different contradictions rolled into one
1:28:18 > 1:28:21# And that doesn't hurt to win me over
1:28:21 > 1:28:25# You're poker-faced with the clearest tell
1:28:25 > 1:28:29# You're magical without casting a spell
1:28:29 > 1:28:33# You don't blink enough And that's weird as hell
1:28:33 > 1:28:36# When everyone you watch is watching
1:28:36 > 1:28:41# You're bewitching but you're way too forward
1:28:41 > 1:28:44# You'd have conquered the world if you'd only been taller
1:28:44 > 1:28:48# You're sporty and proud yet you're clumsy and awkward
1:28:48 > 1:28:51# If I wasn't yours it'd put me off
1:28:52 > 1:28:56# But if you were even a little bit badder
1:28:56 > 1:28:57# A little bit louder
1:28:57 > 1:29:00# A little bit easier to read
1:29:00 > 1:29:04# I'd be gone before you'd even see that I like you
1:29:04 > 1:29:07# And I just wanted to say that
1:29:07 > 1:29:10# If you were even a little bit stronger
1:29:10 > 1:29:12# A little bit wiser
1:29:12 > 1:29:15# A little more glitter and show
1:29:15 > 1:29:19# I'd be gone before you'd even know that I like you
1:29:19 > 1:29:21# And I want you to know that. #