The Saint in London

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0:01:14 > 0:01:16WHISTLING

0:01:23 > 0:01:24HORN HONKS

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Hey, mister, spare a cigarette?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35All right.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Light?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Thanks.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44All right, my man.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Something wrong?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47This man just stole your watch, sir.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Come on, out with it.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51You must be mistaken, Constable.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Thanks anyway. Good night.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59My apologies, sir. I'm terribly sorry,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01but I could have sworn that I...

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Good night, sir.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Good evening, Mr Templar. Two, wasn't it?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06That's right.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Your usual table.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Dry martini?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Yes, please. Thank you.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Here, you!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Not YOU, madam.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Oh, hello. Have we met before somewhere?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'll swap you this gold ticker

0:02:27 > 0:02:28for that old Ingersoll you got.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31You mean you'll trade that beautiful watch for this?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33It's got my old lady's picture in it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Looks like you out-fumbled me, pal.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Let that be a lesson to you.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39How come that bobby didn't catch you lifting MY turnip, buddy?

0:02:39 > 0:02:40It's a gift.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Tell me, what part of the States do you come from?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Sing-Sing?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Nah, San Quentin.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47It's more exclusive, they tell me.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49So you're a pickpocket, eh?

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Not by trade, I ain't.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm practising to go straight.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54But I get too hungry.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Bring this gentleman a filet mignon.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58And how will you have it?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Any way I get it, pal.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Underdone. And a half of Chamboustin '23.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I'll take a half, too.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06You're an all-right guy, buddy.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Are you a thief?

0:03:08 > 0:03:08Not by trade.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12My name is Templar. Simon Templar.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I'm Dugan.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17How did you make your living, Dugan?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Well, I wasn't no... saint.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Where?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26'Frisco. I couldn't quite tab your mug until you just said your name.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28You seem to have a good memory.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I can be just as good at forgetting.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32You say you want to go straight. Do you want a job?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35You just hired yourself somethin', mister.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36But no confidence games, now,

0:03:36 > 0:03:38because I've read them all in a book.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Don't worry, boss.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I know when I'm outsmarted.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Besides, I can't read.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Hello, Simon.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Amigo! How are you? Good to see you.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Oh, he's all right.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49He's just started working for me.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52This is Mr Dugan. Mr Blake.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53How are ya?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Sorry I'm not on time, Simon,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57but I live rather an uncertain life in these days.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Life's only interesting when it's uncertain.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01And how do YOU find life since your return?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Dull, frankly.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Then you haven't had your ear to the ground.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Interesting?

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Very.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10But a bit too tricky for me alone.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12That's where YOU come in.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Tell me.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Ever hear of a man called Bruno Lang?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Lang? No.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20You're lucky.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22However, I rather want you to meet him.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Yes?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I think it starts with him.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28We'll find him at the Morgans' this weekend.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33DANCE BAND IS PLAYING

0:04:36 > 0:04:38And how are the cards treating you, Mr Lang?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41I can usually deal with them.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Yours, Blake.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, I'm sorry. It must be the music.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Hello, darling. Are you winning?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Now, don't be a backseat driver, Penny.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Be an angel, Mr Templar, and take her away, will you?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59If you'll risk being trampled underfoot, Miss Parker.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I'll take a chance.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Penny, you promised ME!

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Oh, so I did.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Well, you have the next one.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Confidentially, this is my birthday.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh, I see.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14You don't mind, do you? Thank you.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Why wasn't I told before that you were here?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I've only been back two days.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19I've been to New York on a holiday trip.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Your first visit to the States?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yes, I loved it. Have you been there?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Quite some time ago.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26My niece and Mr Templar seem to be enjoying themselves.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You know, that Mr Templar's the most amazing man.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30He's always off on some wild-goose chase

0:05:30 > 0:05:33before any woman has a chance to shackle him.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Oh, well. Lost again.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37I think the law of averages is absolute nonsense.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40It's getting on. I really must be going.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You're really a very deceptive person, Mr Lang.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43You're an excellent bridge player.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Merely luck, that's all.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Good night, and thank you.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Good night. Good night.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49You know, Mr Blake,

0:05:49 > 0:05:51he's almost too lucky, if you know what I mean.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52You know him well?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Not as well as I'd like to.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55No, quite.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Breaking up the party already?

0:05:58 > 0:05:59I'm afraid I must be going.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01So you can't take it.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02You know, Mr Templar,

0:06:02 > 0:06:04two weeks in New York and Penny's absolutely unintelligible.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'll see you to your car, Mr Templar.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Now, Penny... It's all right.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Mr Templar knows I'm trying to lure him.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Good night.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Good night.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Goodbye, John. Goodbye, Bruno. Drop over again.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Yes. ..Hello.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24I've had a visitor. What is it?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27The Saint?

0:06:27 > 0:06:28I seem to have heard of a chap who calls himself the Saint.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30The Saint? Here in London?

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Let me see.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32That's his card, all right.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34All New York was buzzing about him.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36He cleaned up the toughest gang ever seen around Manhattan.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Single-handed, too, so they tell me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Cigarette?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41BRUNO: Who is he? What's his name?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I don't know.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Have you ever heard of this Saint, Mr Templar?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'm afraid I haven't attended Sunday School for many years.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50LANG: Has anybody ever seen him? What's he like?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52It's anybody's guess.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53He's supposed to be tall and handsome,

0:06:53 > 0:06:56and he's supposed to have a cross-shaped scar...

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Go on.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02A cross-shaped scar on his right wrist.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04MR MORGAN: I don't know why a man who tracks down criminals

0:07:04 > 0:07:05should want to threaten YOU, Bruno.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Probably some fanatic.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Won't we tell the police?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09I don't think that'll be necessary.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I've managed to take good care of myself for a long time...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14with saints AND sinners.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Goodbye. Perhaps we shall meet again, Mr Templar.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Perhaps.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20All right.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Strange about that card business.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Very strange.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I could almost hear you thinking.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42How long did you say it was since you were in New York?

0:07:42 > 0:07:43I didn't say, did I?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I believe you put it as quite some time.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Well, five minutes can be quite some time.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Such as when a person's staring in the wrong end

0:07:49 > 0:07:51of a pistol.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53That's rather a good example.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Of course you wouldn't know.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58You see, I try to avoid looking into muzzles of guns.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Well, you can confess everything at our lunch in London.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02All right. Good night, Miss Parker.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Good night.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Don't forget to call me.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10No, I won't.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12And don't lie awake reading detective stories.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16I find books on saints far more interesting.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01GATE OPENS

0:10:16 > 0:10:18GATE SQUEAKS

0:11:34 > 0:11:36GATE SQUEAKS

0:12:11 > 0:12:13GUNSHOT

0:12:13 > 0:12:15That's the first time I ever heard a bullet.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17The one you DON'T hear is the bad one.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20All right, you can slow down to 60 or 70 now.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Now I know you're the Saint.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I was almost a saint two minutes ago.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Tell me, how did you get here and why?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I followed you in my car.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I was never so thrilled or so scared in all my life.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33You might have roused the whole countryside shooting like that!

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Fool!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Well, did you get away with it?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Get away with what?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40What were you after?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Scotch and soda.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44That's what I get for rescuing you.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Not at all. I'm very grateful to you.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48If it hadn't been for you, I'd have had a ten-mile walk

0:12:48 > 0:12:49to the nearest railroad station.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52At the rate you were going, you'd have made it in about ten minutes.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54You turn left at that next road.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55We're not going to London?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56No.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Where are we heading for, Saint?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05If you're talking to me, I'm taking you back to your car.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08That's not fair. It's not even sporting.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's plain good sense.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12What if I should expose you?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15They don't hang people for stealing a scotch and soda.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18No, and they don't shoot at them for it, either.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Someday over lunch I'll tell you all about it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25TYRES SCREECH

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm hungry now.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Hey, what goes on here?

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Either I go along or you still walk to London.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I wonder if you realise how beautiful you look in the moonlight.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Yes, and don't try to change the subject.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45All right. If I walk back to London,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47will you promise to drive straight back to your aunt's?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Certainly not!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I shall follow you and jeer at you all the way.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53You're as cruel as you're lovely,

0:13:53 > 0:13:55but if you want it that way, it's all right with me.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58If you think...

0:13:58 > 0:14:02AGONISING SCREAM

0:14:02 > 0:14:03What was that?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Listen.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06SCREAMING

0:14:08 > 0:14:10FOOTSTEPS

0:14:16 > 0:14:17You're not going to leave me?!

0:14:17 > 0:14:20FOOTSTEPS

0:14:39 > 0:14:42FOREIGN ACCENT: Don't-don't let them get me!

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Please!

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Who is he? Is he hurt?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Yes.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Now, keep...

0:14:54 > 0:14:55FOOTSTEPS >

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Uh-h!

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Look out, Simon!

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Bend him over!

0:15:16 > 0:15:17How am I doing?

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Nice work, Penny.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Confidentially, I taught Dempsey all he knew.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22You know, this is getting monotonous.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24What? You saving my life.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Yes, isn't it?!

0:15:25 > 0:15:26How do you feel?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Fine, I'm getting used to it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29POLICEMAN'S WHISTLE

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Let's get away from here.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33WHISTLE

0:15:40 > 0:15:44MG 5996...

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Is he still out?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Cold.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58How are you?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Cold.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Well, move over.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Of course, Sergeant.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08If it's your duty to report the incident, do so by all means.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Afraid it is, sir. Very well.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13But there doesn't appear to be any need for any further investigation.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Max here apparently blundered into a roadside romance.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Perhaps, sir. Have a cigar, Sergeant.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Thank you, sir.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Good night, sir. - Good night, Sergeant.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40You fools!

0:16:40 > 0:16:43I can understand anything except stupidity.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46A cheap romancer rifles my safe.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48A mere girl gives you the slip.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Even a broken old man gets the better of you.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Get out.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Get out!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Elmsworth 8496.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10RINGING

0:17:12 > 0:17:13FOREIGN ACCENT: Hello?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Kussella? This is Lang.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Duni's escaped.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Escaped?!

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Yes. He's on his way to London.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25How did he manage that?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27I think it was engineered by a fellow

0:17:27 > 0:17:29who calls himself the Saint.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32He also goes by the name of Simon Templar.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55This is about the first time I've seen dawn breaking

0:17:55 > 0:17:56without a hangover.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I can't help wishing that man I knocked out has one.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20If the milkman comes back, just say he's drunk.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21I'll send Dugan down to relieve you.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Don't worry about Dugan. Just hurry.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Dugan!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Dugan?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44OK, boss, OK.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Stayin' out all night, tsk-tsk!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Morning, Dugan. How are you getting on?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51OK, boss, but I don't exactly like your pyjamas.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53I'm sorry about that.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55I'll get you a nightgown.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Dugan, go down to the car, take out my bag,

0:18:58 > 0:19:01and ask the young lady to come inside.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Young lady(!)

0:19:08 > 0:19:11The boss wants you to go in...

0:19:11 > 0:19:12inside.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Thanks.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15MAN: Don't let them get me.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Holy smoke! >

0:19:17 > 0:19:18What goes on?!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Where to now, Saint?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28I'll take him to a hospital.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Dugan, this is Miss Parker.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31How do you do? How are ya?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Take care of her while I'm away.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, no, you don't! You can't leave me out of this now!

0:19:34 > 0:19:35I'm sorry.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Let me go with you!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39You can't do this to me. I insist on coming with you!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41What goes on, boss?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's a long, uninteresting story, Dugan.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44It don't look so uninteresting to me.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Now listen, if anybody calls,

0:19:45 > 0:19:48just tell them I'm in bed and not to be disturbed.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Meaning some dick from Scotland Yard?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Very possibly Inspector Teal himself...

0:19:52 > 0:19:55about a little adventure on the Surrey road.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56I always miss out on the fun.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I think we're in for a bit of excitement yet, Dugan,

0:19:59 > 0:20:00so don't feel too badly about it.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01What about that in there?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Keep it out of sight.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03She always says the wrong thing.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04PENNY: Oh, no, I don't!

0:20:04 > 0:20:07She mentions she's in the thick of a deep, dark plot.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Is she?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I'll tell you all about it when I see you.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13OK, boss. No hurry.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27MUTTERING: I can't sign it.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Don't let them get me!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32This chap looks as though he'd been through a concrete mixer, Simon.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33How bad is it, Jim?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Nervous shock and bruises.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Ought to stay in bed for a time.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Then I won't have a death on my hands, eh?

0:20:39 > 0:20:40I think not.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You'll need a nurse, though.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44By the way, who is he?

0:20:44 > 0:20:48I don't know. He fell out of the sky right into my lap.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49You know, Simon,

0:20:49 > 0:20:50one of these days your curiosity

0:20:50 > 0:20:51will bring me to YOUR bedside.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Then I'll be in good hands.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Good night.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Goodbye, Jim.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Easy, old fellow.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06No, I can't stand it anymore. I can't!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm your friend. You're all right now.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Where am I?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14How did I get here?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16You were running a losing race out on a country road

0:21:16 > 0:21:18when I found you.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I remember now.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Who are you?

0:21:22 > 0:21:26Templar is my name. Simon Templar.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28You know my mission here?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Only that it has to do with a lot of money,

0:21:30 > 0:21:33and that you were tortured into signing an order of some kind.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34How did you know this?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36You were delirious.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I must get in touch with my Embassy.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Not yet, old man. Doctor's orders.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Now, if you'll only trust me,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'll do what I can to help you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47You saved my life.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Well, you can put it that way.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Perhaps you can save my honour.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53I'll try.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56I am Count Duni.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59My country sent me here to supervise the printing of new currency.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01A very large amount.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03A week ago, I was forced into a limousine

0:22:03 > 0:22:05and knocked unconscious.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07And then I found myself a prisoner.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Where?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I don't know, but...

0:22:10 > 0:22:12here in London, I think.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15A man named Kussella.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Kussella?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I was forced to sign an order for

0:22:19 > 0:22:21the printing and delivery of an additional amount.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23It was over a million pounds.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25They plan to put the money in circulation quickly

0:22:25 > 0:22:28while the original order went through as planned.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29I see.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31But it still isn't too late, perhaps.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33If you can get to my Embassy...

0:22:33 > 0:22:35but why hasn't your Embassy been trying to get to you?

0:22:35 > 0:22:36I expect they have.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37And another thing, how did you get

0:22:37 > 0:22:39to where I found you in the country?

0:22:39 > 0:22:41I can't remember.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44It was a nightmare. They tortured me.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I...

0:22:47 > 0:22:50You tell them at my Embassy.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Yes, all right. I will.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I'll get somebody to look after you.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Thank you.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09FOOTSTEPS

0:23:14 > 0:23:15How's your friend?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17He's doing as well as can be expected.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19But will you drop in on him occasionally?

0:23:19 > 0:23:20I will.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Thanks, Mother Buckley.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24You know, someday you're going to be the patron saint

0:23:24 > 0:23:26of all questionable characters.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29You'll go down in history as Saint Lizzie.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32May you be forgiven your blasphemies.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I shall have to put him in the register.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35What's his name?

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Name?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Just for the register.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Well, let's call him Claud Teal.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48What?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Well, yes, it is a woman, dear,

0:23:50 > 0:23:51but it's business.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Hardly that, dear.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56She's in the morgue.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00All right, dear. All right.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Aye, immediately after.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03All right, my dear.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Yes, my dear.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07That was your wife.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Congratulations, Wilkins.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Keep it up.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Someday you may be clever enough to become a detective.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Yes, sir.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Of course I was clever enough not to get married.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18That's a shame, Wilkins.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19You LOOK married.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Now, may I ask what a constable's report

0:24:23 > 0:24:26of a fight on a country road has got to do with me?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27The car got away.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28So I observe.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31We checked on the licence, and the car belongs to Simon Templar.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Simon Templar?

0:24:34 > 0:24:37So he's back with us again.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39What do you think of it, Wilkins?

0:24:39 > 0:24:41As you said, just a fight.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Probably there's nothing to it.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44What do you mean, nothing to it?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46There's always something to it

0:24:46 > 0:24:47when Templar has his finger in it.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Come on, let's go to the morgue.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52And we'll pay our friend the Saint a little social call.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54PENNY: Hello, darling.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57No, Aunt Edith.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59No, dear.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I'm perfectly all right.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06No, darling, you don't have to ransom me.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Well, my dear, what's happened? Where have you been?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Look, darling, I'll be home this evening.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I'm having a lovely time.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Are you sure you're all right?

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Yes.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17All right.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19All right, darling.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Goodbye.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24What's the beef?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26She says I'm to go straight home,

0:25:26 > 0:25:28and what do I mean by running off like that?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30My old woman was like that.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31I didn't come home one week,

0:25:31 > 0:25:34so she calls the law and has a dragnet out for me.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Where were you?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39I was hiding from the bulls.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Dugan?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Are we hiding from the bulls now?

0:25:49 > 0:25:53What, you didn't leave no dead bodies layin' around last night, did ya?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Good heavens, no.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57But I'm afraid he stole something.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58In fact, I'm sure of it.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00He ain't no thief.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02I know.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05He's more like a sort of Robin Hood.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Yeah? Who's this guy Hood?

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Robin Hood?

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Well, he was a sort of legend,

0:26:11 > 0:26:13a sort of English Jesse James.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Well, Jesse done all right.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Dugan? What's the Saint after?

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Didn't he tell ya?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24He started to, but everything happened so fast...

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Aw, come on, Dugan. What's it all about?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Well, he didn't tell me, neither.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33You're a great help.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Me? I figure to do just like I'm told,

0:26:35 > 0:26:38and then maybe muscle in on the fireworks later on.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39DOOR BUZZER

0:26:39 > 0:26:41Maybe here's some fireworks now.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Let's go and see!

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Hey, I can see you ain't much experienced.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Any frill that knows her stuff would lay low and cover the door

0:26:47 > 0:26:49while I answered it, see?

0:26:49 > 0:26:51But I haven't got a gun, Dugan.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Here.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53BUZZER

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Is it loaded?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Yeah, and it ain't no water pistol,

0:26:56 > 0:26:59so watch out where you squirt that lead.

0:26:59 > 0:27:00OK, Dugan.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Don't shoot unless the party covers me,

0:27:01 > 0:27:05then shoot in the air, see?

0:27:05 > 0:27:06OK, Dugan.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07I'm gonna be in the same room,

0:27:07 > 0:27:09and I don't want you aiming at nobody in it.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10BUZZER

0:27:12 > 0:27:13OK, Dugan.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Yeah?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Mr Templar in?

0:27:21 > 0:27:23You wouldn't be a dick from Scotland Yard, would ya?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Were you expecting a visitor from the Yard?

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Who, me? Nah.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30I think Mr Templar will see me.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31What's the name, buddy?

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Just tell him it's about a lot of new money.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35I can't tell him right now, buddy,

0:27:35 > 0:27:37cos he ain't here.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Are you sure of that?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41See, not knowing your name kinda clouds up my memory,

0:27:41 > 0:27:43if you get what I mean.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Never mind about that now.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46When Mr Templar gets back,

0:27:46 > 0:27:48tell him I'll phone him at 2 o'clock.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Who'll phone him?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Just try to remember that message.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07OK, sister, we're in the clear.

0:28:09 > 0:28:10Miss Parker?

0:28:18 > 0:28:20What about our own private party?

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Well, here's something you really will appreciate.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Simon, you're a genius.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33No, that's your hunch.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Bruno Lang's property?

0:28:34 > 0:28:35Yes, in a safe.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38And, as you know, I simply can't resist safes.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40They're a weakness of mine.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42But, of course, it's only a beginning.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Yes, but it may lead to what we're after.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47Exactly. Well, I must be off.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Oh, Simon. Just one other thing.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54Don't underestimate an inspector named Teal of Scotland Yard.

0:28:54 > 0:28:59I don't. He's writing my official biography.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27TEAL: How long will it take Mr Templar to finish his bath?

0:29:27 > 0:29:28DUGAN: I don't know how bad he needed it,

0:29:28 > 0:29:30so I can't tell you, buddy.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31Very well.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33Perhaps you can tell me this...

0:29:33 > 0:29:35what time did Templar come home last night?

0:29:35 > 0:29:37It was my night off.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40How long have you been Templar's valet?

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Oh, right up to now.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51How do I know he's in the bathroom?

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Because he's taking a bath.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55That's where the bathtub is at, see?

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Well, if it isn't my old friend Teal! Glad to see you.

0:30:02 > 0:30:03Are you?

0:30:03 > 0:30:04Certainly, why shouldn't I be?

0:30:04 > 0:30:05Good morning, Dugan. Bring my coffee in here, will you,

0:30:05 > 0:30:07and get a cup for the Inspector.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09No, thanks, I've had my breakfast.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11I wasn't up late last night.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Looking for a chair, Teal?

0:30:17 > 0:30:20No, thanks. I prefer to stand.

0:30:25 > 0:30:26Can he cook, too?

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Look, flatfoot, I cooked for 1,200 men

0:30:30 > 0:30:32three times a day for five years.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Oh, that must have been Sing-Sing.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38San Quentin, and there was no complaints.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Well, Inspector... Ah!

0:30:45 > 0:30:47looks like a glorious morning outside.

0:30:47 > 0:30:52What was it like on the Surrey road at 2.26 o'clock?

0:30:52 > 0:30:55Ooh, very lovely, just like a Whistler canvas.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58I never knew that Whistler painted a picture of

0:30:58 > 0:31:01an unconscious man on a country road.

0:31:01 > 0:31:02Oh, yes, thanks.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05You know, Teal, I think you better have that coffee.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07You're dreaming.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08Who was the woman with you?

0:31:10 > 0:31:11The lady? Oh, she was delightful.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13I wish I could remember her name.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16Perhaps I can jog your memory.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20It couldn't have been Miss Penelope Parker?

0:31:20 > 0:31:21Penelope who?

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Parker, I said.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27Parker? Sounds familiar.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Keep trying.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Parker...

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Oh, of course, John Morgan's niece.

0:31:34 > 0:31:35Sugar?

0:31:35 > 0:31:36Two lumps.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40Teal, you're not implying that...

0:31:40 > 0:31:42No! You were at the Morgans'.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45You left there. The girl left there.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47They found her car.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49A constable found a man lying unconscious in the road.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52He took the number of your car as you left.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53There was a woman with you.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55That's all.

0:31:56 > 0:31:57Sounds rather intriguing.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00What happened then?

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Suppose you carry on from there.

0:32:02 > 0:32:03All right.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05I murdered the girl.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07How does that fit in?

0:32:07 > 0:32:09I don't know.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14You mind if I have a look around?

0:32:14 > 0:32:15No, go ahead.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Where's the flatfoot?

0:32:22 > 0:32:24We're in a jam, Dugan. Teal's in there.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25Now, listen, here's the story.

0:32:25 > 0:32:26Shoot. >

0:32:26 > 0:32:27I wasn't here at all last night.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29You're telling me.

0:32:29 > 0:32:30No, but Miss Parker...

0:32:30 > 0:32:32But, boss, I want...

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Well, Teal?

0:32:37 > 0:32:39No hard feelings, I hope.

0:32:39 > 0:32:42Of course not, drop in anytime you like, old boy.

0:32:42 > 0:32:43This is open house.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45TELEPHONE RINGS

0:32:47 > 0:32:50I'll answer that, if you don't mind.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Hello.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Oh, hello.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Hello, dear.

0:33:01 > 0:33:06Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I told Wilkins to tell you.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07Oh, all right, dear.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Yes, dear.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Yes, of course.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12All right, dear.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14All right, dear.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17The missus.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Well, as I said before,

0:33:19 > 0:33:20no hard feelings, Templar?

0:33:20 > 0:33:21Not at all. Not at all.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23My dear fellow, it was a pleasure.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Yes, I'll bet it was.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Have you heard of a prison called Dartmoor?

0:33:35 > 0:33:36So what?

0:33:36 > 0:33:38They need a cook.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Nice work, Dugan. Where is she?

0:33:49 > 0:33:50That dame? She ain't here.

0:33:50 > 0:33:51That's what I tried to tell you.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Well, where did she go?

0:33:53 > 0:33:55I don't know. She left right after a guy came here.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57A guy? What was his name?

0:33:57 > 0:33:59He didn't say. He's going to phone you at 2 o'clock.

0:33:59 > 0:34:00Something about a pile of dough.

0:34:16 > 0:34:17I get out here.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Stay here a minute.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21We seem to have someone on our tail.

0:34:21 > 0:34:22Right.

0:34:25 > 0:34:26Fare, Miss, please.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Oh.

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Yes, sir?

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Tin of Longdon Cut, please.

0:34:31 > 0:34:35And when you get it, take a look at that girl walking by.

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Who is she?

0:34:36 > 0:34:38She followed me from Templar's place.

0:34:41 > 0:34:42There she is.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50There you are, sir.

0:34:50 > 0:34:51Thank you.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Very amateurish.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57I'm rather disappointed in our friend Templar.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Perhaps she might be of use to us.

0:34:59 > 0:35:00Here she comes again.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Looks as if she's picketing the place.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05I'll walk through the hotel next door

0:35:05 > 0:35:06and come in the back entrance.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Keep your eye on her and see what happens.

0:35:20 > 0:35:21Yes, Miss?

0:35:21 > 0:35:23Oh, 20 Speedway, please.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Have you a telephone around here I could use?

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Why, yes, it's really a private one,

0:35:28 > 0:35:29but that's all right.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31It's around here through this door

0:35:31 > 0:35:33into the little storeroom.

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Thanks so much.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36That will be another tuppence, please.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Park View 4251.

0:35:56 > 0:35:57TELEPHONE RINGING

0:35:58 > 0:35:59Hello?

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Oh, the Saint. When did you get back?

0:36:02 > 0:36:03Now, look here, Aladdin,

0:36:03 > 0:36:06is it a phobia of some kind that prompts you

0:36:06 > 0:36:08to pull disappearing acts on people?

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Where are you?

0:36:10 > 0:36:1322 Vandemeer Street. I shadowed a man.

0:36:13 > 0:36:14He's in the hotel next door.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16She's tracked somebody down, Dugan.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Some doll, huh?!

0:36:18 > 0:36:19Yes, darling, it's wonderful.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21I'm proud of you, but be careful, though.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24He's very sinister-looking,

0:36:24 > 0:36:27but rather intriguing.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Kussella is the name, Mr Templar.

0:36:33 > 0:36:34I'll be expecting you.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37I believe the lady gave you the address,

0:36:37 > 0:36:39and come alone.

0:36:39 > 0:36:40Hello?

0:36:41 > 0:36:43They've got her, Dugan.

0:36:43 > 0:36:44Well, what are we waiting for?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46You're waiting for me. I'll be back.

0:36:46 > 0:36:47I never get to go nowhere!

0:36:47 > 0:36:49All right, you can come, too,

0:36:49 > 0:36:51but stay out of sight.

0:36:51 > 0:36:52Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Will you sit down?

0:36:58 > 0:36:59Cigarette?

0:36:59 > 0:37:01No, thank you.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06TYRES SCREECH

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Yes, sir, what can I do for you?

0:37:14 > 0:37:15I'm Simon Templar.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Oh, yes, this way, sir.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22All right, I'll send him right over.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24The money is ready for delivery.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25On your way, Tim.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27How about that dame in there?

0:37:27 > 0:37:29I'll take care of her the very best

0:37:29 > 0:37:31after I talk to Templar.

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Now, off you go. You know what to do.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34See you later.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41He ain't got a halo!

0:37:41 > 0:37:43I didn't think that was very funny.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45You're Kussella, I take it.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50I presume the Count spoke of me often.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Yes, he wasn't very complimentary, I'm afraid.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Oh, he was so obstinate,

0:37:54 > 0:37:57all courage, no brains.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Now, I have heard that you are a man of imagination.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Well?

0:38:02 > 0:38:05I hope we shall not be forced to deal with Miss Parker

0:38:05 > 0:38:07as it became necessary to deal with the Count.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08No, you won't have to.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10I thought not.

0:38:10 > 0:38:15I was going to suggest an exchange of prisoners.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Have I any choice in the matter?

0:38:17 > 0:38:19I'm afraid not.

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Then I agree.

0:38:20 > 0:38:24So, we understand each other.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27Now where is Count Duni?

0:38:27 > 0:38:30How will you guarantee your end of the bargain?

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Not that I don't trust you.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33Just a routine question.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36I have no interest in the girl.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38I'll take you to Count Duni on this condition...

0:38:38 > 0:38:40that Miss Parker goes with us.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42That is asking a great deal.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Not as long as you have the bad taste

0:38:44 > 0:38:46to prefer Count Duni to Miss Parker.

0:38:46 > 0:38:47All right, fair enough.

0:38:47 > 0:38:51But first, let me give you a little warning...

0:38:51 > 0:38:53not that I don't trust you.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56I have no scruples about shooting men

0:38:56 > 0:38:57or women,

0:38:57 > 0:39:01or, er...saints.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03That's one thing I WILL take your word for, Kussella.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Wait here.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21WHISTLING

0:39:29 > 0:39:31All in good time.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37Beautiful day, isn't it?

0:39:37 > 0:39:39Yeah, ain't it? Give me a can of that tobacco up there.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Uh, yes.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Now you can look, buddy.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Is this a hold-up?

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Come on, don't give me no eyewash.

0:39:50 > 0:39:51But I haven't much money.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Who has? I just want you to show me the way upstairs.

0:39:54 > 0:39:55There must be some mistake.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57You want to make another mistake, just keep on talking back to me.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Oh, very well, then. This way.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Now let's go real quiet, huh?

0:40:01 > 0:40:04Like a couple of little mice.

0:40:13 > 0:40:14Up there.

0:40:14 > 0:40:15OK.

0:40:15 > 0:40:16Ah, Boy Scout.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Thanks, pal, I didn't have no gat.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21The dame borrowed mine.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Come on, now, move over there.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Get over there.

0:40:25 > 0:40:26HE KNOCKS HIM OUT >

0:40:27 > 0:40:30A lady to see you.

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Simon!

0:40:31 > 0:40:32How do you feel, Penny?

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Terrible. I botched the whole works.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Oh, that's all right.

0:40:36 > 0:40:37You'll learn with experience.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39I ransomed you.

0:40:39 > 0:40:40How much am I worth?

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Oh, about a million pounds.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45I want you to remember that what I warned you about

0:40:45 > 0:40:47will apply to anything remotely resembling a double-cross.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49The girl will get it first.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51You hear that, Penny?

0:40:51 > 0:40:54If I appear to be at all docile and unheroic,

0:40:54 > 0:40:55remember, it's for your sake.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58I wish I could kick myself.

0:40:58 > 0:40:59Perhaps I can oblige later.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01< If you please...

0:41:04 > 0:41:05Go first, Mr Templar.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08We'll keep Miss Parker between us.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12You think of everything, Kussella.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20Which way, Kussella?

0:41:20 > 0:41:22To your left.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Through the back door, to my car.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28DUGAN KNOCKS HIM OUT

0:41:28 > 0:41:29It's locked.

0:41:29 > 0:41:30Well, kick it down.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Dugan, how in the world?

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Aw, just something the boss cooked up.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Nice timing, Dugan. Remind me to give you a raise.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40My own mother wouldn't be as welcome as you are right this minute.

0:41:40 > 0:41:41I don't think your old woman could have swung.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Let's get out of here.

0:41:43 > 0:41:44I haven't got any more valets.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55GRUNTS

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Am I glad to get out in the air again?!

0:42:11 > 0:42:14I'm sorry, Simon, I thought I was being awfully clever.

0:42:14 > 0:42:15Oh, that's all right.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17We don't have to be clever with a valet like Dugan.

0:42:17 > 0:42:18Aw, it ain't nothin'.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20And, besides, we've learned a great deal that we didn't know before,

0:42:20 > 0:42:22so you have helped the cause after all.

0:42:22 > 0:42:23I was still pretty bad in there.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Forget it.

0:42:25 > 0:42:26We're glad to have you back, aren't we, Dugan?

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Anything to break up the monopoly is what I say.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30What do we tackle next?

0:42:30 > 0:42:31You, Dugan... Yeah?

0:42:31 > 0:42:34Go back home and hang on the telephone and wait for orders.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36I'd rather hang from the end of a rope!

0:42:36 > 0:42:37And me?

0:42:37 > 0:42:39You're detailed to look after Count Duni.

0:42:45 > 0:42:46Murder or suicide?

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Don't be in such a hurry, Wilkins,

0:42:48 > 0:42:50you're like a newspaper reporter.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52That man was in no physical condition

0:42:52 > 0:42:54to drive a knife into his own heart.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55Then it's murder.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58You'll be an inspector yet.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59What for?

0:42:59 > 0:43:01Mrs Buckley to see you, sir.

0:43:01 > 0:43:02Oh. ..Carry on.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Are you the proprietress of this hotel?

0:43:08 > 0:43:10Yes, I am, sir.

0:43:10 > 0:43:11Who's that in the bedroom there?

0:43:11 > 0:43:13A Mr Claud Teal, sir.

0:43:13 > 0:43:14But THIS is Mr Teal!

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Did he sign the register himself?

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Oh, no, another gentleman brought him in.

0:43:21 > 0:43:25< Who? Well, a friend of poor Mr Teal's.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Mrs Buckley, I want you to try and answer very clearly.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32Well, I'm a little upset and excited.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Oh, so sorry.

0:43:34 > 0:43:35Now, calm yourself, Mrs Buckley.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37Murder's no place for hysterics.

0:43:37 > 0:43:40Murder? Murder? Oh, no!

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Sit down, sit down, sit down.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44I just want you to try and help me, Mrs Buckley.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46I wonder if... What?

0:43:46 > 0:43:49If you've got an aspirin.

0:43:50 > 0:43:55Mrs Buckley, I just want you to answer one simple question.

0:43:55 > 0:43:56Oh, my poor hotel!

0:43:56 > 0:44:00What was the name of the man who brought him here?

0:44:00 > 0:44:02Poor Mr Teal!

0:44:02 > 0:44:03Madam, I am Mr Teal,

0:44:03 > 0:44:06and that man in there was Count Stephan Duni.

0:44:06 > 0:44:07And not only that...

0:44:07 > 0:44:10But how can you and he both be..?

0:44:10 > 0:44:11It's so confusing.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Please, Mrs Buckley, will you describe the gentleman

0:44:14 > 0:44:20who brought Mr Teal... HIM into the hotel, and when was it?

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Well, he was a fine-looking man with a nice smile,

0:44:22 > 0:44:24rather medium or tall.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27Very like my brother Ted who went to Australia.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28Light or dark, Mrs Buckley?

0:44:28 > 0:44:30Ted took after his father,

0:44:30 > 0:44:32as fine a looking man as ever walked into a public house.

0:44:32 > 0:44:33When, Mrs Buckley?

0:44:33 > 0:44:37When and at what hour did this gentleman bring in Mr Teal?

0:44:37 > 0:44:39But I thought you said YOU were Mr Teal!

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Well, I mean...

0:44:41 > 0:44:43What time did the two gentlemen arrive?

0:44:43 > 0:44:44Well, I'd done my kitchen.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46It must have been a bit after 6.00.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49Thank you, Mrs Buckley. Thank you very much.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52And now you can go downstairs and get your aspirin.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Send up some for me, too.

0:44:55 > 0:44:56Poor Mr Teal!

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Teal? What are YOU doing here?

0:45:04 > 0:45:05I'm investigating my own murder.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Murder? Why...!

0:45:08 > 0:45:09Well, what's up, Teal?

0:45:09 > 0:45:12That's just what I'm trying to find out.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15Mrs Buckley, have you ever seen this gentleman before?

0:45:20 > 0:45:23Oh, he's rather like a cinema actor I've seen.

0:45:23 > 0:45:24Thank you, madame.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26And that's a sweet girl you've got with you.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28Ah, that'll do. That'll do.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30This is not a tea party.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32It's a murder.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Uh...Count Duni?

0:45:34 > 0:45:37Ah, so you know the man!

0:45:37 > 0:45:39I brought him here.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Ah, now we are getting somewhere.

0:45:41 > 0:45:45Oh, excuse me. Miss Parker, Inspector Teal.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48I thought you said you weren't with Miss Parker last night.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50You only thought I said that. Actually, I didn't.

0:45:50 > 0:45:51Were you with Mr Templar last night?

0:45:51 > 0:45:55All right, I was with him, so what?

0:45:55 > 0:45:56This morning, too?

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Well, part of the time, I, er...

0:45:59 > 0:46:01Teal, if you're wondering whether I had time

0:46:01 > 0:46:05to get away from Miss Parker and commit a murder, I did.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Did have time, or did commit a murder?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09He certainly did nothing of the sort!

0:46:09 > 0:46:12Sh-h! Teal is full of very clever questions. We must give him a chance.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Now, I want a direct answer this time, Templar.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Did you kill that man?

0:46:17 > 0:46:18No.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25Why did you bring him here?

0:46:25 > 0:46:28Because he was being chased by some cut-throat.

0:46:28 > 0:46:29Why shouldn't we bring him here?

0:46:29 > 0:46:32I'll come to you in a minute if you'll be patient.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34Why didn't you take him to the hospital?

0:46:34 > 0:46:37Well, I wanted to protect him until I could talk to him.

0:46:37 > 0:46:38Who is he?

0:46:38 > 0:46:40What's he involved in?

0:46:40 > 0:46:41I can't say.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44Better for you if you could.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47I'm sorry, Teal, but I'll have to run that risk.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50Well, I'll have to take you to the Yard.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52It's a murder, and you're mixed up in it.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54That's all I have to go on, isn't it?

0:46:54 > 0:46:56How did you find out about this?

0:46:56 > 0:46:59Phone call. Anonymous.

0:46:59 > 0:47:00That's something.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Not enough to let YOU out.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Hadn't I better identify him?

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Yeah, certainly.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11All right, Brown.

0:47:17 > 0:47:19This business is bigger than I am, Teal.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22If you take me in, you'll be giving

0:47:22 > 0:47:24the murderers a chance to get away.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Not exactly.

0:47:26 > 0:47:31If you're under arrest, it will put them off their guard.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33Oh, I see. How did you know?

0:47:33 > 0:47:36The plant was a little too obvious.

0:47:36 > 0:47:40I think I shall have to take you in, Templar.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43It looks like my best move.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46Unless we could both trail the same fox.

0:47:48 > 0:47:49Could it be arranged?

0:47:49 > 0:47:52Well, there's always a chance of escaping.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55Of course, I'd be looking for you, officially.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59How about your job?

0:47:59 > 0:48:02The wife's always talking about a farm.

0:48:02 > 0:48:03You won't shoot me?

0:48:03 > 0:48:06I didn't sign for a gun.

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Thanks, Teal.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10Just give me 12 hours.

0:48:13 > 0:48:15You can go now.

0:48:15 > 0:48:16What about him?

0:48:16 > 0:48:18Well, he's coming to the Yard with us.

0:48:20 > 0:48:21The car.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31You stay here. I'll be back.

0:48:31 > 0:48:32Come on.

0:48:46 > 0:48:47GLASS BREAKING

0:48:50 > 0:48:51Now look what you've done!

0:48:51 > 0:48:53But the prisoner!

0:49:05 > 0:49:08Look, I'm too young and you're too beautiful to be killed.

0:49:08 > 0:49:10And besides, I'm not being followed.

0:49:10 > 0:49:11Really? Yes.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13Well, how do you like that?

0:49:13 > 0:49:14I like it fine.

0:49:14 > 0:49:15They let you go?

0:49:15 > 0:49:17Teal is a truly great detective.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19Don't try and build up your escape.

0:49:19 > 0:49:20I know you're good.

0:49:20 > 0:49:21How do you feel?

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Well, I could use a drink, I think.

0:49:23 > 0:49:24Before or after?

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Before or after what?

0:49:26 > 0:49:29After our return to the tobacco shop.

0:49:29 > 0:49:30Well, let's make it before.

0:49:30 > 0:49:31There may not be an after.

0:49:33 > 0:49:34Well, here we are.

0:49:34 > 0:49:37A jug of wine, a loaf of bread,

0:49:37 > 0:49:41and thou beside me in the wilderness.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Um...how does it go on?

0:49:43 > 0:49:45Nobody ever knows.

0:49:45 > 0:49:49However, here's the jug of wine.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52The number you asked for is on the line, Mr Templar.

0:49:52 > 0:49:53Oh, thanks, Joe.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55Put it through right away, will you?

0:49:55 > 0:49:58You know, adventure makes you look even more beautiful.

0:49:59 > 0:50:03That's pretty good. You'll do even better after the drink.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06Who did it? Kussella?

0:50:06 > 0:50:10No, Kussella wouldn't bargain for a dead man.

0:50:10 > 0:50:11Bargain?

0:50:11 > 0:50:13Oh, I forgot to tell you.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16Well, not now, but some night in front of a fireplace.

0:50:16 > 0:50:17Hello, Mother Buckley?

0:50:17 > 0:50:19This is Simon.

0:50:19 > 0:50:20Listen, you were perfect.

0:50:20 > 0:50:26Now I want you to tell me the story you didn't tell Mr Teal.

0:50:26 > 0:50:30Well, I kept popping in to see if the poor fellow was all right.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Eh? ..No.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35Yes, he did make one telephone call.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37He rang up some embassy,

0:50:37 > 0:50:39and talked to someone called Stengler.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41Stengler.

0:50:41 > 0:50:44Well, how should I know how to spell it?

0:50:44 > 0:50:45I only heard it.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47All right.

0:50:47 > 0:50:48Goodbye.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53Stengler, eh?

0:50:54 > 0:50:57Is it the drink, or did you get a clue?

0:50:57 > 0:50:58We're shifting our attack.

0:50:58 > 0:51:00Where to?

0:51:00 > 0:51:02All in good time, Watson. Come on.

0:51:02 > 0:51:03Oh, hey, wait for me!

0:51:09 > 0:51:11Hello, Kussella, Stengler speaking.

0:51:11 > 0:51:12Where have you been?

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Duni called me.

0:51:15 > 0:51:18I couldn't reach you, and I had to act quickly.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20It's all taken care of.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23I sent Tim over to the hotel.

0:51:23 > 0:51:26All the evidence points to our friend Templar.

0:51:26 > 0:51:30It may interest you to know that the Saint has been here and left.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32He has also been to the hotel and left.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34He escaped the police?

0:51:34 > 0:51:36Yes.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Yes, of course.

0:51:38 > 0:51:40We will meet as planned.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42I shall act at once.

0:51:42 > 0:51:43BUZZER

0:51:43 > 0:51:44Yes.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46A Mr Teal from Scotland Yard, sir.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48'I'll see him.'

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Come in, Mr Teal.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Mr Stengler? < Yes?

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Please, sit down.

0:52:02 > 0:52:03Thank you.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05I'm afraid we had a bit of bad luck.

0:52:05 > 0:52:06Our prisoner escaped.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08I'm sorry to hear that.

0:52:08 > 0:52:10Well, he won't get far.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12I understand that you're in charge here

0:52:12 > 0:52:14during the Ambassador's absence.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17Yes. The Ambassador is on an important mission in Paris.

0:52:17 > 0:52:21It's most unfortunate, Count Duni's tragic death at this particular time.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Yes, I know how you must feel.

0:52:24 > 0:52:28Tell me, did Count Duni get in touch with you at all recently?

0:52:28 > 0:52:31He called me shortly before I was notified of his death.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35Did he say anything that might cause you

0:52:35 > 0:52:37to think that something was wrong?

0:52:37 > 0:52:39No, I believe not.

0:52:39 > 0:52:42He seemed quite himself at the time, as I remember.

0:52:44 > 0:52:47Oh. ..Do you think it possible that Count Duni

0:52:47 > 0:52:50could have been involved in some underhanded scheme

0:52:50 > 0:52:52with this man Templar?

0:52:52 > 0:52:56Well, I hesitate to express an opinion, sir,

0:52:56 > 0:53:01but I suppose that phase of it must be considered.

0:53:01 > 0:53:03Yes.

0:53:03 > 0:53:05Has anything occurred here at the Embassy

0:53:05 > 0:53:08that would cast suspicion on Count Duni's actions

0:53:08 > 0:53:09during this past week?

0:53:09 > 0:53:12No, nothing that I know of, Mr Teal.

0:53:12 > 0:53:15However, I would suggest that you get in touch

0:53:15 > 0:53:17with the Ambassador when he returns.

0:53:17 > 0:53:18Thank you, Mr Stengler.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22I won't take up any more of your time.

0:53:24 > 0:53:27I'm sorry that I can't be of more assistance to you, Mr Teal.

0:53:27 > 0:53:28I think I'm on the right track.

0:53:28 > 0:53:30All I've got to do now is to find Templar.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32He must be as clever as he is ruthless.

0:53:32 > 0:53:35He's far more clever than you think, Mr Stengler.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42BUZZER

0:53:42 > 0:53:43Yes?

0:53:43 > 0:53:45A gentleman on the telephone, sir.

0:53:45 > 0:53:46He says HE is Mr Teal from Scotland Yard.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48'What?!'

0:53:48 > 0:53:49I told him Mr Teal had just left,

0:53:49 > 0:53:51and he said I was crazy, sir.

0:53:51 > 0:53:53Tell him I'm out.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01The Saint!

0:54:03 > 0:54:05Get here at once, and stay with him all the time.

0:54:05 > 0:54:10Yeah. Yeah. I'm practically there, boss.

0:54:17 > 0:54:20Well, here we are again.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Now remember...

0:54:22 > 0:54:24just sit tight, keep the engine running,

0:54:24 > 0:54:25and be ready to make a quick getaway.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27Are you nervous?

0:54:27 > 0:54:28About you, that's all.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31I'm much too lucky to be worried about.

0:54:33 > 0:54:34Simon...

0:54:36 > 0:54:37Yes?

0:54:37 > 0:54:38Stay lucky.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23CREAKING

0:55:47 > 0:55:49CREAKING

0:56:10 > 0:56:12Darling, are you hurt?

0:56:12 > 0:56:14Well, I don't know.

0:56:14 > 0:56:15I think I'm unconscious.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17I didn't know it was you!

0:56:17 > 0:56:18Well, I hope you didn't.

0:56:18 > 0:56:19Boy, what a wallop.

0:56:19 > 0:56:20You missed your vocation.

0:56:20 > 0:56:22You certainly can take it.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Let's look at you. Can you get up?

0:56:24 > 0:56:26Well, I'll try.

0:56:28 > 0:56:29There you are.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31I never do anything right.

0:56:31 > 0:56:33I get worse and worse.

0:56:33 > 0:56:34Oh, that's all right.

0:56:34 > 0:56:36I'll soon fix you up.

0:56:36 > 0:56:39Looks as if the birds have flown.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Does your jaw still hurt?

0:56:41 > 0:56:43Not as much as my pride.

0:56:43 > 0:56:45Well, drink this and you'll feel better.

0:56:45 > 0:56:46Thank you.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48Any ideas?

0:56:48 > 0:56:50We'll see if Dugan has one.

0:56:50 > 0:56:52Where is he?

0:56:52 > 0:56:53On Stengler's trail, I hope.

0:56:56 > 0:57:00Hello, Joe? This is Templar. Any message?

0:57:00 > 0:57:02A Mr Dugan left you this number to call him at once.

0:57:05 > 0:57:10Abbotsford 56. Thanks, Joe.

0:57:10 > 0:57:11What's the news?

0:57:11 > 0:57:13I think Dugan's on to something.

0:57:14 > 0:57:18Abbotsford 56, please.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Hello, Dugan?

0:57:20 > 0:57:22I followed your Mr Stengler.

0:57:22 > 0:57:24I got him and your pal Lang.

0:57:24 > 0:57:27I'm out here in the long grass.

0:57:27 > 0:57:28Yeah, at Lang's house.

0:57:28 > 0:57:32I got a piece of change here big enough to buy South America.

0:57:32 > 0:57:34So come on out while I'm on the up and up.

0:57:34 > 0:57:36Nice work, Dugan. We're on our way.

0:57:36 > 0:57:37Where to?

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Bruno Lang's.

0:57:41 > 0:57:43I can't say that I blame you guys.

0:57:43 > 0:57:46That kind of dough is what you could call a temptation.

0:57:46 > 0:57:49With a stack of chips that high,

0:57:49 > 0:57:51I wouldn't worry about nothing from here on.

0:57:52 > 0:57:54You won't.

0:57:58 > 0:57:59I thought you'd be here first, Kussella.

0:57:59 > 0:58:00First?

0:58:00 > 0:58:02Mr Templar, the Saint, is on his way here.

0:58:02 > 0:58:03Really?

0:58:03 > 0:58:05We've got to get out of here in a hurry!

0:58:05 > 0:58:06Why? Don't be a fool.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08You calling ME a fool?

0:58:08 > 0:58:11Your stupidity cost us almost a cool million.

0:58:11 > 0:58:13You make me sick, all of you.

0:58:13 > 0:58:14This Saint amuses himself with you.

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Now he's no longer dealing with dolts,

0:58:16 > 0:58:17he's dealing with me.

0:58:17 > 0:58:19Are we going to sit here and just wait for him?

0:58:19 > 0:58:21Exactly. But why?

0:58:21 > 0:58:24He has a little document that I want him to return to me.

0:58:24 > 0:58:26But I... Kussella, you...!

0:58:26 > 0:58:28Pour yourself a drink.

0:58:31 > 0:58:33We're crowding a lot of life into one spin of the clock.

0:58:33 > 0:58:35And one death.

0:58:35 > 0:58:36You couldn't help that, Simon.

0:58:36 > 0:58:38I can square it now.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40Is life always so exciting with you?

0:58:40 > 0:58:41Unfortunately, it isn't.

0:58:41 > 0:58:43Don't you ever fall in love?

0:58:43 > 0:58:44Oh, always.

0:58:44 > 0:58:46Well, you needn't be so callous.

0:58:46 > 0:58:47What about?

0:58:47 > 0:58:48Well, females you've loved.

0:58:48 > 0:58:50I haven't really loved them.

0:58:50 > 0:58:53You're a bit of an enigma, Simon.

0:58:53 > 0:58:55So they say.

0:58:58 > 0:58:59Confounded road hogs.

0:58:59 > 0:59:02There goes the younger generation.

0:59:02 > 0:59:05They make me glad I'm not a father.

0:59:05 > 0:59:07Sometimes I think you ought to get married, Wilkins.

0:59:07 > 0:59:09Why, while I've got a career?

0:59:09 > 0:59:10It might soften you.

0:59:10 > 0:59:12Looks like you're getting soft about this Saint.

0:59:12 > 0:59:14That's just instinct.

0:59:14 > 0:59:16If he's making fools of us...

0:59:16 > 0:59:18I mean YOU... what do you do then?

0:59:18 > 0:59:19We take him in.

0:59:19 > 0:59:21He might be hard to find.

0:59:21 > 0:59:23Ah, we'll find him in the end.

0:59:23 > 0:59:26Would it be asking too much if I enquired where we're going?

0:59:26 > 0:59:28Not at all, Wilkins.

0:59:28 > 0:59:30You remember a report you handed me

0:59:30 > 0:59:32about an incident on a country road?

0:59:32 > 0:59:34Well, then we ARE after the Saint!

0:59:34 > 0:59:36We're just doing a little investigating on our own.

0:59:42 > 0:59:43You stay where you are, young lady,

0:59:43 > 0:59:44and no arguments this time.

0:59:44 > 0:59:46There's a gun in the back. Do you mind handing it to me?

0:59:46 > 0:59:47Can't I even go in with you?

0:59:47 > 0:59:50By all means, come in, Miss Parker.

0:59:50 > 0:59:53This is my party, I should like to have you with us.

0:59:53 > 0:59:54Do you mind, Templar?

0:59:54 > 0:59:55If you insist.

0:59:55 > 0:59:56Shall we go in, then?

0:59:56 > 0:59:58Never mind the gun.

0:59:58 > 1:00:02I take it that my man Dugan is no longer playing host at this party.

1:00:02 > 1:00:03That's right.

1:00:03 > 1:00:06Dugan dozed off shortly after he called you.

1:00:06 > 1:00:08Come along.

1:00:18 > 1:00:21Your nerves are all shot, Stengler.

1:00:21 > 1:00:22Cool down.

1:00:22 > 1:00:24We are getting in over our heads, Kussella.

1:00:24 > 1:00:28Everything has backfired on us since that Saint stepped into the picture.

1:00:28 > 1:00:29I have an idea that he will be

1:00:29 > 1:00:31stepping OUT of the picture at any moment now.

1:00:31 > 1:00:33And for good.

1:00:33 > 1:00:34DOOR OPENING

1:00:35 > 1:00:37Good evening, gentlemen.

1:00:37 > 1:00:38Now that we're finally together,

1:00:38 > 1:00:40perhaps we come to an understanding.

1:00:40 > 1:00:42Sit down, Templar.

1:00:42 > 1:00:44Take that chair, Miss Parker. Thank you.

1:00:44 > 1:00:46Now, then, let's begin with this understanding.

1:00:46 > 1:00:49Well, it's quite simple, I just want a fair cut of that money.

1:00:49 > 1:00:51I have to live, too, you know.

1:00:51 > 1:00:52Do you?

1:00:52 > 1:00:53Yes, I think so.

1:00:53 > 1:00:57I took out a sort of life insurance policy

1:00:57 > 1:01:00in the form of a certain little document.

1:01:00 > 1:01:02Now you wouldn't want me to die, would you, Mr Lang?

1:01:02 > 1:01:03Not yet.

1:01:03 > 1:01:05I trust you weren't foolish enough

1:01:05 > 1:01:08to turn that document over to your friend Blake?

1:01:08 > 1:01:09Congratulations.

1:01:09 > 1:01:13I see that I've finally met the brains of the organisation.

1:01:13 > 1:01:16You know, Templar, if a man lives long enough,

1:01:16 > 1:01:19he's sure to run up against someone smarter than himself.

1:01:19 > 1:01:22In some professions, he doesn't live much longer than that.

1:01:22 > 1:01:25Your modesty overwhelms me, Mr Lang.

1:01:25 > 1:01:27I know you're after me.

1:01:27 > 1:01:29I know you're after this money.

1:01:29 > 1:01:31But I also know you wouldn't be stupid enough

1:01:31 > 1:01:33to have that document on you.

1:01:33 > 1:01:35I give you one hour in which to return it.

1:01:35 > 1:01:37And if I don't?

1:01:37 > 1:01:41We're fortunate in having Miss Parker with us.

1:01:41 > 1:01:42Max, take the girl out of here.

1:01:42 > 1:01:44Get your hands off of me!

1:01:44 > 1:01:45Don't try it, Saint!

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Get her out.

1:01:48 > 1:01:49I'll be back, Lang.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51Good, I'll see you to your car.

1:01:51 > 1:01:52I'd better come with you.

1:01:52 > 1:01:55Oh, no, you stay here and protect Stengler from his shadow.

1:01:57 > 1:02:01He is a fool to let a man like Templar go free.

1:02:01 > 1:02:02About as crazy as a fox.

1:02:02 > 1:02:06The Saint is as free as a canary, and he knows it.

1:02:08 > 1:02:10Just a minute, Templar.

1:02:17 > 1:02:19You think of everything, don't you?

1:02:19 > 1:02:20In this business, you think of everything,

1:02:20 > 1:02:22or you don't think at all.

1:02:22 > 1:02:24I'm asking only one thing, Lang.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27No rough stuff with the girl and Dugan.

1:02:27 > 1:02:28That will depend on you,

1:02:28 > 1:02:31so be careful, and don't let any of the boys

1:02:31 > 1:02:33from Scotland Yard pick you up.

1:02:33 > 1:02:34Now you can get in.

1:02:38 > 1:02:41I'll see you in half an hour or less.

1:02:41 > 1:02:42< And don't think up anything clever.

1:02:42 > 1:02:44< It's only fair to tell you the girl won't get away

1:02:44 > 1:02:46< until we're safely out of the country.

1:02:51 > 1:02:52Ugh!

1:03:08 > 1:03:11You're hurting my wrists, you big gorilla!

1:03:11 > 1:03:13Is that the way to treat a lady?

1:03:18 > 1:03:21How would YOU know?

1:03:21 > 1:03:23I dare you to untie me,

1:03:23 > 1:03:25so's I can turn the other cheek.

1:03:26 > 1:03:27A-a-h!

1:03:28 > 1:03:29Here's that man again.

1:03:29 > 1:03:31We'll have to work fast. Release her.

1:03:31 > 1:03:33How do you keep doing it, Saint?

1:03:33 > 1:03:34Just luck. I hope it holds.

1:03:34 > 1:03:37All right, Dugan, you take care of the big fellow,

1:03:37 > 1:03:39then lock them both up in here.

1:03:39 > 1:03:40It'll be a pleasure, boss.

1:03:41 > 1:03:44I tell you, Lang is a fool.

1:03:44 > 1:03:45Try telling him that when he comes back.

1:03:45 > 1:03:47I'm sick of this whole business.

1:03:47 > 1:03:50I'm getting out of this while there's still a chance.

1:03:50 > 1:03:52I'm through taking orders from a madman.

1:03:52 > 1:03:54Over there, Stengler.

1:03:54 > 1:03:57I'm afraid you made your decision a little too late.

1:03:57 > 1:03:59Where is our brains, Templar?

1:03:59 > 1:04:01He met with an accident.

1:04:01 > 1:04:04All right, boss, the Marines are here.

1:04:04 > 1:04:06Dugan, put those valises in my car,

1:04:06 > 1:04:07and then bring it around here.

1:04:07 > 1:04:09I'm going to start a trophy room with all these gats.

1:04:09 > 1:04:11Penny, you go with Dugan.

1:04:11 > 1:04:14And if you see a man in the back of the car, don't faint.

1:04:14 > 1:04:17I won't. I'm getting used to it.

1:04:17 > 1:04:19Hey, women and children first.

1:04:21 > 1:04:22Come on.

1:04:23 > 1:04:25And you're going with us, gentlemen. Come on.

1:04:28 > 1:04:30GUNSHOT

1:04:41 > 1:04:42Here he comes.

1:04:49 > 1:04:51What went wrong, Simon?

1:04:51 > 1:04:53I don't know. Did you fix up Max?

1:04:53 > 1:04:55Plenty. You must have pulled your punch on that chauffeur fellow.

1:04:55 > 1:04:56I must be slipping.

1:04:56 > 1:04:58Anyway, it's been a lovely night's work.

1:04:58 > 1:05:00It will be if we can get away with it.

1:05:02 > 1:05:03Tim!

1:05:03 > 1:05:05Get some brandy quick!

1:05:11 > 1:05:15I've...got... the halo, Tim.

1:05:15 > 1:05:17I couldn't see, boss.

1:05:17 > 1:05:18I know.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23You...keep it, Stengler,

1:05:23 > 1:05:27because now... you'll have to hang

1:05:27 > 1:05:30all by yourself.

1:05:33 > 1:05:35DOOR OPENS >

1:05:39 > 1:05:41I am a police officer, and I must warn you...

1:05:41 > 1:05:42You're the police?

1:05:42 > 1:05:43Teal of Scotland Yard.

1:05:43 > 1:05:45I'm Paul Stengler of Count Duni's Embassy.

1:05:45 > 1:05:46I know.

1:05:46 > 1:05:48It was Templar. He must have followed me.

1:05:48 > 1:05:50I came here on official business.

1:05:50 > 1:05:51Keep calm, sir. Keep calm.

1:05:51 > 1:05:52He stole a million pounds of my government's money.

1:05:52 > 1:05:54And shot that man.

1:05:54 > 1:05:55Where's Mr Lang?

1:05:55 > 1:05:57Kidnapped by Templar. Possibly dead.

1:05:57 > 1:05:58He'd have killed me, too, but...

1:05:58 > 1:05:59but he didn't.

1:05:59 > 1:06:00Who's this?

1:06:00 > 1:06:02A servant of Mr Lang's. You must do something.

1:06:02 > 1:06:03Who's the body?

1:06:03 > 1:06:05A friend of Bruno Lang's.

1:06:05 > 1:06:06He tried to stop Templar, and Templar...

1:06:06 > 1:06:07Yeah, I can see.

1:06:07 > 1:06:08Well, we'll go to the Yard,

1:06:08 > 1:06:10and see if we can round up Mr Templar.

1:06:10 > 1:06:11You better come along, too.

1:06:11 > 1:06:12But, Mr Teal...!

1:06:12 > 1:06:13Oh, we'll talk on the way. It'll save time.

1:06:13 > 1:06:14We may land him yet.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16But I must report to my Embassy at once, Mr Teal.

1:06:16 > 1:06:19Well, you can telephone from my office, sir.

1:06:19 > 1:06:21I may need some more information on this case.

1:06:21 > 1:06:22Sergeant, stay here.

1:06:22 > 1:06:24Put in a call to the nearest police doctor,

1:06:24 > 1:06:26and keep this chap here with you.

1:06:26 > 1:06:27Come on.

1:06:31 > 1:06:32Well, what does this make you?

1:06:32 > 1:06:33A farmer.

1:06:33 > 1:06:34Looks like you got yourself into something.

1:06:34 > 1:06:36And so has Mr Templar.

1:06:45 > 1:06:46Hello.

1:06:47 > 1:06:49Put the cuffs on him.

1:06:49 > 1:06:51I missed you.

1:06:51 > 1:06:53You also missed one of the gang.

1:06:53 > 1:06:56Well, I left Lang's house rather hurriedly.

1:06:56 > 1:07:00Oh, Teal, you've met Sir Richard Blake of the Intelligence.

1:07:00 > 1:07:01Yes, how do you do, sir?

1:07:01 > 1:07:03How do you do?

1:07:03 > 1:07:04Now supposing we get this straight.

1:07:04 > 1:07:06It was my doing, Teal.

1:07:06 > 1:07:07Just a hunch about Lang,

1:07:07 > 1:07:09and Templar here made it come true.

1:07:09 > 1:07:10I didn't drag you into it for fear

1:07:10 > 1:07:12that it might explode in our faces.

1:07:12 > 1:07:14What are the charges against Lang?

1:07:14 > 1:07:15Just about everything in the book.

1:07:15 > 1:07:17We wanted him for espionage,

1:07:17 > 1:07:19and you can have him for murder, along with Stengler here.

1:07:19 > 1:07:22And this stolen money goes back to Count Duni's government.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24Blake, you can put it on your records

1:07:24 > 1:07:26that the credit goes to Mr Teal.

1:07:26 > 1:07:28Teal and I have been working hand in glove.

1:07:28 > 1:07:31Yes, and a couple of times I almost lost my glove.

1:07:31 > 1:07:32Now don't be modest.

1:07:32 > 1:07:34What about Lang?

1:07:34 > 1:07:35Flatfoot or no flatfoot,

1:07:35 > 1:07:37you're an all right guy.

1:07:37 > 1:07:40Coming from you, Dugan, I consider that a great compliment.

1:07:40 > 1:07:41DOOR OPENS

1:07:45 > 1:07:47Teal, this is Mr Lang.

1:07:47 > 1:07:49Take good care of him.

1:07:49 > 1:07:50How do you do?

1:07:50 > 1:07:52I owe you an apology.

1:07:52 > 1:07:53I underestimated your...

1:07:53 > 1:07:55Luck.

1:07:55 > 1:07:57No, I seem to have met the man I told you about,

1:07:57 > 1:07:58the one that's smarter than myself.

1:07:58 > 1:08:00Then you've led a full life, Lang.

1:08:00 > 1:08:01Not quite.

1:08:01 > 1:08:05But I shall be interested to see how Stengler takes it.

1:08:05 > 1:08:07PHONE RINGS

1:08:08 > 1:08:10Hello?

1:08:10 > 1:08:12Oh, it's for you, Teal.

1:08:12 > 1:08:13Hello.

1:08:13 > 1:08:14H-Hello.

1:08:14 > 1:08:15Oh, it's my wife.

1:08:15 > 1:08:18Wilkins, take care of Lang and Stengler.

1:08:18 > 1:08:19Very good, sir. >

1:08:19 > 1:08:21Y-yes, m'dear?

1:08:21 > 1:08:23Yes.

1:08:23 > 1:08:25Oh, I'll be back soon.

1:08:25 > 1:08:26Yes, m'dear.

1:08:26 > 1:08:28A very understanding fellow, Teal.

1:08:28 > 1:08:31I doubt if his wife appreciates him.

1:08:31 > 1:08:34Where do we go from here, Saint?

1:08:34 > 1:08:36Back to your Aunt Edith...

1:08:36 > 1:08:39before I find myself in Mr Teal's predicament.

1:08:39 > 1:08:40TEAL: Yes, dear.

1:08:40 > 1:08:42Yes, dear.

1:08:43 > 1:08:45I thought she had him.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47Smart guy, ain't he?

1:08:47 > 1:08:48Yes, dear.

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