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0:00:49 > 0:00:54James Kimberly Griffith.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58See I...

0:01:00 > 0:01:02The thing about life is...

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh, what was I going to say?

0:01:09 > 0:01:14The thing about life is...

0:01:14 > 0:01:17LAUGHS

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22LAUGHS

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I'm 29 today.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Won't see 30.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Other than that, I'm OK. Really.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39OK.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25My mate, Davy.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30He's been helping out since he was made redundant.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33He was head of a PR firm that...

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Jesus, I don't even know what they did.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Thank God, my sister Chloe's got her girls.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46She's taking it pretty badly.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Tries to hide it, but...

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I just hate seeing it. - There are people arriving.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Bill. Ah, he's so excited!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04I think he's just glad to be away from his girlfriend.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05And the TV job he hates.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12He brought a tree with him that he grew from seed.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15He's determined to plant it for me when we get there.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Oh, when we get there...

0:03:25 > 0:03:28My parents keep a brave face, but...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Chloe, darling, do you want fruit salad?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33..no one should outlive their children.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40The sickness may be mine but the tragedy is theirs.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46I have to put a distance between me

0:03:46 > 0:03:50and all of this...pitying looks.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Oh, Christ, I need to escape!

0:04:00 > 0:04:06So, my friends are taking me to my favourite place on Earth.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Barafundle Bay.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Miles. Made it at last.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Haven't heard from him in a while.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29His dad died when we were 16. Cancer again.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31His dad was a writer.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Made us both want to be writers, too.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Miles had the pressure of expectation.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41I had the pressure of...time, I suppose.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Too much of it then,

0:04:43 > 0:04:45too little of it now.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Miles?

0:04:47 > 0:04:48You look like shit.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I thought they'd stuck you out here cos you'd stuffed it.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55I'm Having a pretty good day rhabdomyosarcoma-wise.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58You, you, you. Jesus!

0:05:03 > 0:05:04No, no, absolutely not.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- I agreed to this whole trip and there's one condition.- Miles!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10No, he's not taking it!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Take care, sis.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Ooh, God. Ow!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25He'll be fine.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27I love you, too.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Not the slightest risk. You hear me?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Bye!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41No, Davy, Davy, Davy! Watch it, yeah?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- You ever played Tetris?- Oh, James!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45No, I'll get that.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I'm fine, I'm fine!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- I'll get you that other cushion. - No, no, not just yet. I...

0:06:56 > 0:06:59I'll get started under my on steam.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Who wants to push me then?- Me.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Get off me you hairy, soppy git.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- It's a bit bumpy, isn't it? - Like sex with an anorexic.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20How is Melissa?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- She's fatter.- Is she? Nothing wrong with that.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32How bloody beautiful is this!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36We need to get to Sound Point this evening.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38No, we'll walk until

0:07:38 > 0:07:39James needs a rest.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41No, I'm fine.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47..agricultural story editor in the...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Do we always talk about work, nowadays?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52It's something some of us spend our lives doing.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Shut up, Miles.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Get a job.- Ladies.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Malfunction, everybody. - OK, I knew it!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02It's the weight. I'm telling you.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- What?- Is it fucked? - Not on my shift.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07All right. On its side.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10All right, Davy, can you get me the toolbox, out the bottom?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I can see it but I can't get it out cos there's too much weight.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16OK, well start unpacking it, then.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Gee whiz!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Did you just say, "gee whizz"? - Why can't we just plant an acorn?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22You didn't just say, "gee whiz", Bill?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I did say, "Gee whiz". I'm exasperated.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Now, get that webbing bag out of there,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30and inside there, there's a little socket set and some pliers.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Gee whiz! Look at that webbing bag!- Hey!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Biscuits. Great on their own.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41But once they get dipped in tea

0:08:41 > 0:08:44they become a whole different journey.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Taking you to piss always makes me want to piss.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51You piss far more than I ever used to.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Where's all this new piss coming from?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55I'm not drinking more.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Would you shut the fuck up, please?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02HE SIGHS

0:09:03 > 0:09:05My makeup girl's reading one of your dad's books.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08At work the other day. The Lebanon Tree.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09How's your book coming on?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, I gave up on it. Couldn't be arsed.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16You should just write a diary about banging Chelsea chicks.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- I'm finally bored of meaningless sex.- Bollocks!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22All right, I might as well piss now, too.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30You think that's the beetroot?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Yeah.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Bill, I'm just saying, we could stow some of the stuff here

0:09:37 > 0:09:38and pick it up on the way back.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Well, if you girls hadn't packed your entire wardrobe.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44OK, let's trade for me, James.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45How's work going?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47You hate what I do.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Only because you do. You writing?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I'm so bored with my book. I'm not a writer,

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'm an ad-man I'm good at it.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Did you get my short stories I sent you?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Yeah, the one about the biker was great. Really great.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05The one about the nurse, it was bollocks.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Well, I'm no writer, but I liked it.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Good for you, Davy.- Waft!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Waft!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Bloody hell. That's actually working.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- Not just a pretty face. - Not just a pretty face.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29WHOOPING

0:10:29 > 0:10:31PERCUSSION

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Don't be angry.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- I told your mum I'd call her in a bit.- You just called her last night!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- I know, I promised. - All right, all right!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Tell her we have hope in our hearts and wings on our heels,

0:11:15 > 0:11:17and, after that, no more phone calls.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- And if you've got your bloody phone on you, I'll find it.- I haven't.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Bill, we could just plant this tree.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27No!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Sometimes I watch the credits and wait for the camera man.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Yeah, it's not Shakespeare but pays the mortgage.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Mate, Antiques Roadshow has a big audience.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43I work on Car Boot Cash, Davy.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Are you sure?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- What?- What?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48LAUGHTER

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- No way! The White Bull? Screw it! - I thought you knew where we were.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Well, I do now. - My Spidey Senses are tingling.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Loving this, boys, loving this!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Hit it, lads!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05FOLK MUSIC

0:12:05 > 0:12:07CHEERING

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I'll get the beers, then.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- I'll have a Guinness.- Oi!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Alcohol and morphine don't mix.

0:12:17 > 0:12:22I have never taken LSD and lost my shoes playing poker.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I've never had a bandit hold a gun to my head.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26I've never been to Birmingham.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- I've never sailed around... Really? - No.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- What about Marco's 18th? - Was that Birmingham?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36BEEPS

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Don't you ever get the urge to do something really dangerous?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Eat some undercooked pig.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I mean, a real thrill,

0:13:09 > 0:13:13- a man thrill.- Steady!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15We've all forgotten that moment

0:13:15 > 0:13:19when you realize we'll never play in the World Cup Final or...

0:13:19 > 0:13:20be the first man on Mars,

0:13:20 > 0:13:26and all those daydreams become fantasies rather than possibilities.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31I have no response to that.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34This is nice, though, isn't it?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Yeah.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yes, it is!

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Where did you get that watch?

0:14:40 > 0:14:44From my father. Birthday present.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47It's a Rolex Oyster Perpetual Sea-Dweller 4000.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Yeah, your dad's a liar. It's a fake.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Fuck you!- Nice. Give it to me!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'm going to tell 'em you asked to see my cock.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Do you like my wings?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Give me the watch or I'll tear your fucking wings off!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Don't want it anymore.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Don't like fakes.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Yeah, me neither, come on!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16We're both better off.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Hey, poofter!

0:15:23 > 0:15:26What's the time?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46GLASS SMASH

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Come on!

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Brothers, this is not the way!

0:15:53 > 0:15:55SCREAM

0:15:55 > 0:15:56I'm sorry. That was an accident.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01He's like an Alsatian pup.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04He's one of those guys everyone just seems to love.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Nut?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Hold your fighting! Boys. Boys.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Davy, I'm going in.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22This is what I'm talking about with your morphine chasers.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- You're drunk.- Maybe. A little.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- This is it. - Can you stop hitting the women?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Maybe you should sit this one out.- No!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Sorry, Davy, ramming speed!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Hey! What are you doing?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Not him! He's got cancer!

0:16:50 > 0:16:54I'm not shitting with you.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56You don't hit people with cancer.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Sensible retreat when the tide was turning.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Why would you sleep naked in a tent with me?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Cos it's like...

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Look I don't want to feel you prodding me in the back.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Yeah, did you feel that in the middle of the night.- What is that?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- I'm not going to. - I think I farted, sorry ...

0:18:05 > 0:18:06- Talc? As you.- You smell.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09I don't know any adults who still use talcum powder.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I don't use talcum powder.

0:18:11 > 0:18:16That's your boil skin flaking off all over our lovely tent.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, Jesus.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21We laid the tent on a cow pat.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26I thought that pillow was too good to be true.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31I have an insight now into what it's like to be one of your wank puppets.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Pretty great, I'm told.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Where are my clothes?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Mine are missing too. - Yes, they are.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45All your spare clothes are missing.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Why? Why would you do this? Why?

0:18:49 > 0:18:54We have no need for the wasteful comforts of modern life.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- I'll fucking kill you! - What?- Why did you stop there?

0:18:56 > 0:19:00We are going to experience the landscape.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03A wardrobe from leaves and Kendal Mint Cake.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Don't chase him, you'll just encourage.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Don't wrestle again!

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I'm bored of seeing them wrestle.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13God, it's like Deliverance.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14That's it,

0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm wearing your clothes if I get wet.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Let's burn Davy's rucksack. - Let's burn Bill.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22LAUGHTER

0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Where's my Digestives? - Up my arse, you prick!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Now, that is deeply, deeply,

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- deeply disturbing.- Oh, yes.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- If the cart breaks... - Ah, get on, get a grip!

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Come on, OK?- No!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- No?- Come on!

0:20:06 > 0:20:10OK? Go, go, go!

0:20:10 > 0:20:14WHOOPING

0:20:37 > 0:20:39BICYCLE BELL

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Hello, there!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- We four would like to take the ferry.- When?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Whenever it leaves.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Four. There are four of us.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59And the cart?

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Yes.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Singles or returns?

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Return.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08But not today. We're camping.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11When are you coming back?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Saturday. Latest.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Is he wearing eye make-up? - He is.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Four returns? - Yes. Does it run every day?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26365 days a year, 24/7.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28First ferry leaves 6am,

0:21:28 > 0:21:29last ferry back 8pm.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32No ferry at Christmas, New Year's day or Easter.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38So, it's neither 365 days a year, nor 24/7.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Sell many returns, do you?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Aye.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46What's your problem, mate?

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- I'm going to have to charge you for the cart.- Listen, Tootsie.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56I'll charge you for an extra passenger.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58How's that sound?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Single or return for the cart?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Fucking idiots!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Jenna Jameson is naked right there.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20Kristin Scott Thomas naked there.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Double barrel, all the way.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Davy. Can't get up.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31No, no, no. I'm OK.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34It's just a bit more than I'm used to.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Just need to take some meds. I'll be OK.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Don't tell the others.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Heaven.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34Do you know, if this was heaven,

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I'd be pretty fucking chuffed.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42I like the way that you've subtly brought it back round to you dying.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44I'd forgotten.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57No, seriously, though, I don't believe in the pearly gates.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59What do you think, Davy?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Come on!

0:25:05 > 0:25:12I don't know. I want to believe in something like God. I do.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13I do.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17Reincarnation. Born again.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19As a mollusc?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Don't piss on my Nirvana!

0:25:23 > 0:25:26No, but seriously. Our souls...

0:25:26 > 0:25:27I don't know,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30but I've been doing a lot of thinking and reading about it recently,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33of course, and I think it's got something to do

0:25:33 > 0:25:37with that magic science we barely know anything about,

0:25:37 > 0:25:38like dark matter.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Actually, there's a belief in Buddhist faith

0:25:44 > 0:25:45about a kind of constant energy.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Quantum physicists have proven its existence.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Perfect timeless universal space.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Yeah.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00What?

0:26:03 > 0:26:08It's just like being, is-ness...

0:26:08 > 0:26:14I can't help but picture myself as dust dancing in the flicker light.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Millions of atoms of constant...

0:26:20 > 0:26:21..is-ness.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24What the fuck are you talking about?

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Just picture me tap-dancing in the firmament

0:26:32 > 0:26:34and I'll be well happy.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42What do you think, Miles?

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- What happens when we snuff it? - No idea.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50You must have thought about it.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55What's your instinct? I want to know.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59After your dancing across the stars,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01do you want to hear that I think there's nothing?

0:27:01 > 0:27:05That you'll rot and that's it?

0:27:07 > 0:27:11After my father died, that's what I decided.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Really?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Yeah.

0:27:20 > 0:27:25I suppose, one day, we'll live on in our kids.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Did anybody get any sleep?

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Sand in my sleeping bag.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02Christ, that is a great cup of tea.

0:28:19 > 0:28:23You make a great cup of tea that gives you real pleasure.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Then you go and ruin it.

0:28:28 > 0:28:32Why don't you finish it, then get off your ass and make a new one?

0:28:38 > 0:28:43Oh, Bill, you were going to film tree frogs in the Amazon,

0:28:43 > 0:28:44and save the planet,

0:28:44 > 0:28:49and, instead, you're filming some heinous piece of daytime TV shit,

0:28:49 > 0:28:52in order to pay a mortgage to live with a girl that you don't even...

0:28:55 > 0:28:57I don't recognise you, anymore.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00- You're getting more and more watered down every day.- Nice.

0:29:00 > 0:29:01- Was that rehearsed? - Shut up, Miles!

0:29:01 > 0:29:05Jim, lots of people would kill for Bill's job.

0:29:05 > 0:29:09- At least he's in a relationship, unlike any of us.- Just...

0:29:09 > 0:29:12I never seem to get things done the way I thought I would.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15When I am happy, I just...

0:29:17 > 0:29:19..and now...

0:29:21 > 0:29:23I love lessons learned through anecdotal observation.

0:29:25 > 0:29:26Seriously, did you prepare that?

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Like you finish anything, anyway.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37I'm fine. Ignore this.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Shit!

0:29:44 > 0:29:46I'm fine.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Give me the joint.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Oh, fuck!

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Here, take the phemoryl.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32Hey, we can get to Goat's Head tomorrow, easily.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35The perfect spot. Soft grass.

0:30:35 > 0:30:36Great view.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Sounds good.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43- Miles, you know a lot about women.- No.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Me and Abby have been together seven years now.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50And I just ...

0:30:50 > 0:30:54Bill, we both know that most people settle for something

0:30:54 > 0:30:57that they think is better than being alone.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Great.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03- Is that me?- I don't know. How should I know?

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Why do I want the opinion of a man who doesn't believe in love.

0:31:11 > 0:31:15The love you're talking about is like an addiction.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18You should be thinking, "I can't live without you today".

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Everyday. That you'd do everything to make her want you more.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24Make her want you.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Someone chinked the armour?

0:31:27 > 0:31:29No.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33OK, do you always tell me the truth?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Yes.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39Is there really such a thing as multiple orgasms?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41- Yes.- Fuck!

0:31:43 > 0:31:44I need you guys to hold him down.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47I have to get this up inside him.

0:31:50 > 0:31:51You bastard!

0:31:51 > 0:31:53- Bastard.- You soap.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56I'm going to stick it up your arse, you gaylord.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58- And you!- Your face!- Hey!

0:31:58 > 0:32:02- I'm going to get elbow deep in your arse.- Ha-ha-ha!

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Applicants right here.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08- Come here. One, two.- Aw!

0:32:10 > 0:32:11If I'm reading this map right,

0:32:11 > 0:32:13and I know I am,

0:32:13 > 0:32:16I'm seriously going to save us some time.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22- Can I see the map?- No.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35- Couldn't we go round that way?- Davy, this is going to save us a day.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Miles, let's get you strapped up.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40You can fuck off.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42- OK, lift your arms.- Really?

0:32:42 > 0:32:46- Why am I going first?- Because you're useless and we can do without you.

0:32:46 > 0:32:47Hold it!

0:32:47 > 0:32:50- Can I have your car if you fall? - You can fuck off!

0:32:50 > 0:32:52What are you doing?

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Come on, you jessie, up on your feet. Get a grip.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57- Whose fucking idea was this? - Not mine.

0:32:58 > 0:33:03- Davy, you're doing well. Lean back into it.- Davy!

0:33:03 > 0:33:05Don't. Don't look down just lean back.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06You don't want to fall, here, mate.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08You will break something.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10I like it where it's flat.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13Use your pelvis and your back. Get down there.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16Go on, nearly there.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18Oh, yeah, man. Ow!

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Slowly, slowly.

0:33:21 > 0:33:26Why am I always the one that's getting it rather than giving it?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32- Ah!- James!- James!

0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Tie off his leg.- All right?

0:33:37 > 0:33:39GROANS

0:33:41 > 0:33:42Hold!

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Put your weight on it, Davy.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45- Got it?- Yeah.- Yeah?

0:33:45 > 0:33:47- OK.- Good.- Go on!

0:33:51 > 0:33:53- Nearly there.- Ah, yeah.

0:34:01 > 0:34:02Are you OK, Jim?

0:34:04 > 0:34:07- Fine.- Nice one, Bill!

0:34:14 > 0:34:17What do you think it is?

0:34:19 > 0:34:20It's a lovely day for it.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25Is it?

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Did you find anything useful?

0:34:35 > 0:34:37It depends on one's needs.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42I'm looking for something pretty specific.

0:34:48 > 0:34:5215 years ago, I was in a bar in Marseille.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54A Chinaman,

0:34:54 > 0:34:58a cargo boat skipper, was saying he lost a fortune.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00A container of Star Wars figures.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Yeah?

0:35:02 > 0:35:06But no ordinary Star Wars figures. Faulty Darth Vaders.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10Made brown, like Ben Kenobi, instead of black.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Unique.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Collectable.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17But he'd lost 'em in a storm.

0:35:17 > 0:35:21The only container to go overboard, breaking up on the rocks.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Now, years later, I'm here in Pembrokeshire. Walking.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34Trying to clear my head. A lot.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37And I see these coves, you know, and all this...

0:35:37 > 0:35:38all this rubbish.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41It should just be beautiful driftwood,

0:35:41 > 0:35:46not all this industrial flotsam and jetsam but, you know,

0:35:46 > 0:35:49men should still wear hats every day, but the world's changed.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Um. You were talking about the Chinaman.

0:35:56 > 0:36:00No, no, no. The brown Vaders should be here.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03So, every day, I started coming down to look.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05A month went by.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08Two months. And then three.

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Nothing.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13I started thinking I was...crazy.

0:36:13 > 0:36:17But then one morning I found a yogurt pot.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21It had a sell-by date on it.

0:36:21 > 0:36:22November 1980.

0:36:22 > 0:36:27So, stuff is being washed up here from that exact year.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Obviously, I kept on looking.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31- Obviously.- A year, two years.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Still no Brown Vaders.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38- And then, last month...- No!

0:36:38 > 0:36:39No, but...

0:36:43 > 0:36:45..it's a light sabre.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49From a Darth Vader made between 1980 and 1981.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53They're here.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55I've never heard anything like it in my whole life!

0:36:55 > 0:36:59That makes two of us. I need a piss.

0:36:59 > 0:37:03No! Let me. I'm dying to see James's cock.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05- It's been ages. - I'm going down there!

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Your friend is ill. - No, he's just excitable.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Not him, the other one.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19Yes. He's got cancer. It's terminal.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23Right. I lost a friend to cancer.

0:37:23 > 0:37:27- My best friend ever.- Sorry.

0:37:27 > 0:37:31It's not your fault. It's just really, really, really, really,

0:37:31 > 0:37:34really, really, really unlucky.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Right.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39I have other friends.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41People find me attractive.

0:37:42 > 0:37:47But I started looking for a new best friend from my existing friends

0:37:47 > 0:37:49and then acquaintances,

0:37:49 > 0:37:51and then new people.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54How long are you going to carry on looking?

0:37:54 > 0:37:58- For a new best friend? - No, for the...

0:37:58 > 0:38:00Oh.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- No, I tend to look for things.- Yeah.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09I'm OK.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- Great to be needed.- Huh.- Isn't it?

0:38:13 > 0:38:15I'd forgotten.

0:38:15 > 0:38:20Maybe you're one of the lucky ones. Rare.

0:38:20 > 0:38:21A gift.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25There already.

0:38:28 > 0:38:29And good.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34Thank you. Ah, thank you.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37No, thank you.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47- Where are you going?- A shit.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Enjoy your walk.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56I LOVE that dude!

0:38:56 > 0:38:57I really thought he was going to kill us.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Possibly fuck us. And then eat us.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01He could turn around and stalk us.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05He was...I don't know, he was actually...

0:39:07 > 0:39:13Davy, did he touch your private place?

0:39:14 > 0:39:15OK, that is wrong.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20It's the third star to the right and straight on till morning.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Well, I thought it was second star.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Well, fuck, no wonder we're lost.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27You've been hitting the morphine kind of hard.

0:40:41 > 0:40:42Guys!

0:40:42 > 0:40:44If this weather keeps up,

0:40:44 > 0:40:47- how about we hunker down here for an extra night?- No.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49I have to get back to work.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51I still think we're carrying too much stuff. I mean,

0:40:51 > 0:40:54- the fireworks.- Fireworks?

0:40:54 > 0:40:57- Davy!- What fireworks? - You've ruined it!

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Sorry, but...

0:40:59 > 0:41:02We had this idea, because you like looking at the stars

0:41:02 > 0:41:05and dancing through the cosmos

0:41:05 > 0:41:08that we'd put on a firework display for you at Barafundle.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10But they weigh a ton, so can we just light the fuckers here?

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Did you light all of them?

0:41:43 > 0:41:44Fucking hell!

0:41:48 > 0:41:51- Oh, fuck!- Get the fire out.- FUCK!

0:41:56 > 0:41:59SHOUTING

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Fucking great. What do we do now?

0:42:13 > 0:42:16You fucking idiot!

0:42:16 > 0:42:19- You idiot.- It was Bill, as well!

0:42:19 > 0:42:21That was...an accident.

0:42:25 > 0:42:26You fucking child!

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Oh, I'm glad it's funny!

0:42:30 > 0:42:31Oh, how humorous!

0:42:31 > 0:42:34We're all going to have to sleep in a tent that was made for...

0:42:34 > 0:42:37fucking, anorexic pygmies!

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Ah, come on, we'll have a little cuddle.

0:42:44 > 0:42:45Right. I got my knife.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47So, any of you starts going Brokeback,

0:42:47 > 0:42:48I'll be going Rambo, all right?

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Oh, God, you feel good...

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Turn the light off, then.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58- You twist it round.- What? - Turn the... that's it, all right?

0:42:58 > 0:43:01Can you just leave that?

0:43:01 > 0:43:02Ow!

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Ow!

0:44:33 > 0:44:36All right?

0:44:36 > 0:44:37Yeah.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45- # Dance, dance, wherever you may be. - No!

0:44:45 > 0:44:49- # I am the Lord of the Dance said he... #- No!

0:44:49 > 0:44:52Who packed these?

0:44:55 > 0:44:58You know you can use condoms to cover a microphone, actually.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00To record dolphins underwater.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02- That's what they use. - Cool. Everyone get that?

0:45:02 > 0:45:05It may not come up, but thanks, Bill.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07We shouldn't have cooked all the beans last night.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10We've plenty of food.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12- I'm not worried about me! - Oh, Jesus, stop!

0:45:12 > 0:45:16Stop what? Stop making sure he can do this bloody trip?

0:45:16 > 0:45:19You two don't have any idea how much responsibility I have to take,

0:45:19 > 0:45:21so you two can just piss about.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24You get thanks all the time.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Well, that's nice.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31Why are you so desperate to be needed?

0:45:31 > 0:45:36- I'm glad you see it like that. I don't.- I'm grateful, but...

0:45:37 > 0:45:39..what are you going to do when I'm not around?

0:45:39 > 0:45:41I can't picture it.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44- Who knows, Jim?- Yes, but before, you used to moan about

0:45:44 > 0:45:46how you felt you were being taken advantage of at work

0:45:46 > 0:45:47until you lost your job,

0:45:47 > 0:45:50and then I think my cancer came along at just the right time.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56I shall treat you all to a shrink, when we get back,

0:45:56 > 0:45:57but, for now, can we just have a laugh?

0:45:57 > 0:46:03It's not about failing, it's about finding your...

0:46:03 > 0:46:05If you say raison d'etre, I'm going to kill myself.

0:46:05 > 0:46:06Shut up Miles, this is...

0:46:06 > 0:46:09Repugnant and boring.

0:46:10 > 0:46:11What do you want? What...

0:46:11 > 0:46:14What special thing are you searching for?

0:46:14 > 0:46:17James. He's doing fine, OK? And you're being a bit harsh.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20It's not about the cards that life deals you.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23It's about the hand that you feel safe playing.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26I thought the tea life making metaphor was good but that was...

0:46:26 > 0:46:27exquisite.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29You know, Miles,

0:46:29 > 0:46:32it's so easy to take the piss, but I'm angry with all of you.

0:46:37 > 0:46:38I don't want to die!

0:46:44 > 0:46:48I want more time.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52I want more time.

0:46:52 > 0:46:56I'd take any one of your pointless consumer-fucker lives!

0:46:59 > 0:47:01I was going to do so much!

0:47:01 > 0:47:04I was going to be special.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06- And I know that sounds pompous. It is.- You are.

0:47:08 > 0:47:09You make me sick!

0:47:11 > 0:47:15Don't. I love my life.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Cancer's no excuse for being an egomaniac.

0:47:17 > 0:47:18Why are you special?

0:47:18 > 0:47:21So, you don't think I'd have amounted to anything as a writer.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23I don't know! That's the point!

0:47:23 > 0:47:26But by our age, my father had already written three books.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Your writing's good, but you only finally sat down to do it

0:47:28 > 0:47:31because it became too painful to stand up.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37What? You're going to hit me now? You...pissy little arse-licker?

0:47:37 > 0:47:39Oh, fuck off!

0:47:39 > 0:47:41You bore the shit out of me!

0:47:41 > 0:47:44We're not your secretaries.

0:47:44 > 0:47:45We don't run away if you turn nasty.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48- I'm telling him the truth!- I know!

0:47:48 > 0:47:49- But WHY?- Oh, piss off.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Why are you so cruel?

0:47:51 > 0:47:53You're just cruel.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55There's other ways to get what you want.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58Davy. It's like you're looking into my soul through a microscope.

0:47:58 > 0:48:00I have to redeem myself!

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Will you give me AIDS?

0:48:02 > 0:48:04Bill? Rabies?

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Come on. Oh, GOD!

0:48:10 > 0:48:11We don't need to be doing this!

0:48:11 > 0:48:13We should be laughing

0:48:13 > 0:48:15and talking bollocks about the good old days.

0:48:15 > 0:48:17I read your book!

0:48:18 > 0:48:20I read it.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23He finished it years ago.

0:48:52 > 0:48:53When did you read it?

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Two years ago.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57I knew you'd been writing something

0:48:57 > 0:48:58and I...

0:49:00 > 0:49:04..snooped around on your computer. And there it was, finished.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07Hated you for it. I copied it, but I...

0:49:07 > 0:49:09I didn't read it.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13And then I got sick.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16And I gave in to my desire to...

0:49:16 > 0:49:19even though I knew you'd never, ever be able to forgive me.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21Mate, if you wanted to get something off your chest,

0:49:21 > 0:49:23why didn't you just call me?

0:49:23 > 0:49:25I'd have come round, we'd have had a chat, watched Jaws,

0:49:25 > 0:49:26and pretended you weren't sick.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28I AM sick!

0:49:28 > 0:49:29BECAUSE you are!

0:49:29 > 0:49:32And when you're gone, you won't...

0:49:32 > 0:49:35know that this is fucking killing me!

0:49:35 > 0:49:40It's not worth talking about it. It's not going to change anything.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43This is just unnecessary, fake soul-searching,

0:49:43 > 0:49:46which EVERYONE is doing these days.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49And I can't even say this real stuff,

0:49:49 > 0:49:52cos I just might not get a chance to see you again, so I can say...

0:49:52 > 0:49:54You don't need to apologise, Miles...

0:49:54 > 0:49:57I wasn't going to apologise, you arrogant little fuck!

0:49:57 > 0:49:58I'm right!

0:49:58 > 0:50:00And we don't apologise.

0:50:00 > 0:50:02I can say this shit,

0:50:02 > 0:50:04come back in five minutes and say nothing.

0:50:04 > 0:50:06That's the point!

0:50:10 > 0:50:11Your book...

0:50:11 > 0:50:13Oh, shut up!

0:50:14 > 0:50:15You know it is.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18This trip was like a walk with a sick, white Oprah!

0:50:18 > 0:50:19You would hate you right now.

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Thank you.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35I'm not afraid of failing, now.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Now, I don't have to live in...

0:50:37 > 0:50:41- I know.- You see my dad was so ...

0:50:41 > 0:50:43Yes, I know.

0:50:43 > 0:50:45And now the only other person who I...

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Yeah, I know.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Well, if you're not going to fucking listen...

0:51:05 > 0:51:08Ow!

0:51:08 > 0:51:11- Fucking hell.- Don't worry about Jim. It's morphine talking.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14This morning he called me Robert.

0:51:14 > 0:51:18It really fucking hurt, Bill.

0:51:20 > 0:51:21You're psychotic.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46PHONE RINGS

0:51:46 > 0:51:47You promised!

0:51:47 > 0:51:51- I've got to get it. It's important. - What, more important than this trip?

0:51:51 > 0:51:54- Oh, Davy has a phone. - For emergencies.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57It's not about the phone. It's about you not wanting to be here.

0:51:57 > 0:52:00- All right. Give me the phone! - Guys, guys, the cart!

0:52:03 > 0:52:05Davy! Davy!

0:52:07 > 0:52:11What the fuck are you doing?

0:52:11 > 0:52:14- You would have gone over with it! - I would have got it, you twat!

0:52:14 > 0:52:15He just saved your life.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17You think he likes me more than you,

0:52:17 > 0:52:19you whiny poof?!

0:52:22 > 0:52:25Why do people keep throwing my stuff in the sea?

0:52:25 > 0:52:27OK, OK.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29That...also was an accident.

0:52:29 > 0:52:33The phone was bad. Bad, Davy!

0:52:33 > 0:52:36But it's not the end of the world.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38- Miles, your company knows... - It's not that simple!

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Everything's fucked.

0:52:40 > 0:52:44It's all shit and people rely on me.

0:52:44 > 0:52:46The banks called in the loan.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49I'm going under.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51Miles is failing. Are you happy about that?

0:52:52 > 0:52:55Boys. Boys!

0:52:55 > 0:52:58We have a problem.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02We'll just have to camp here till one of us goes back and gets help.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04No. We haven't finished the walk.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Mate, you weren't doing that much walking,

0:53:06 > 0:53:07and now your transport's gone!

0:53:07 > 0:53:10We'll call your dad. Stay in a B&B on the mainland and...

0:53:10 > 0:53:12- Where's your phone?- In my bag.- Uh.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14No. I'm afraid it's in my bag, on the cart.

0:53:14 > 0:53:16This is un-fucking-believable.

0:53:16 > 0:53:19There's amazing, kind of, natural symmetry to all of this.

0:53:19 > 0:53:22- Shut up, Bill.- Where's the map? - It's in the cart.

0:53:22 > 0:53:23We're going on, it's not far.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27- I'll walk it. I can. - James!- No, Davy! I'm going on.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29I just want one night there.

0:53:29 > 0:53:35If you won't come with me, I'll go on my own. I have to, I have to.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38I'm not finished yet!

0:53:45 > 0:53:47We might be closer to the emergency phone at Barafundle.

0:53:47 > 0:53:49Either that or I run back to the last phone.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51I reckon I can jog it in five hours.

0:53:51 > 0:53:53When was the last time you ran for five hours?

0:53:53 > 0:53:55If we go on we should stick together in case we have to carry him.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03So, should I tell him or let him keep going?

0:54:03 > 0:54:05James, stop!

0:54:07 > 0:54:11Are you coming to Barafundle?

0:54:11 > 0:54:13We are. But it's that way.

0:54:15 > 0:54:16(Fuck.)

0:55:00 > 0:55:05- Davy.- What?- What do you really think about what I said to you earlier?

0:55:05 > 0:55:07You've no right to talk to me like that. None.

0:55:07 > 0:55:12Why didn't you say so in front of the others?

0:55:12 > 0:55:15Loyalty, you prick.

0:55:17 > 0:55:20Don't put out the fire with your piss, Bill. It stinks!

0:55:58 > 0:56:02- Is this all the gas we have? Bill? - He's asleep.

0:56:06 > 0:56:08God it's good to see him off the leash.

0:56:08 > 0:56:12He's a beautiful, big hearted force of nature.

0:56:12 > 0:56:14She crushes every natural urge in him.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16It's a horrible relationship.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17How do you know what he wants?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19Abby's pregnant.

0:56:20 > 0:56:22Oh, fuck.

0:56:22 > 0:56:25Why didn't you say anything?

0:56:25 > 0:56:26I wanted to enjoy the walk.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32- C-congratulations.- Don't!

0:56:32 > 0:56:34I'm not saying it's good news,

0:56:34 > 0:56:36in the circumstances, but you'll be a brilliant father.

0:56:36 > 0:56:38Is it definitely yours?

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Far as I know.

0:56:41 > 0:56:42And she wants to keep it?

0:56:44 > 0:56:46Baby or not. If she isn't the one...

0:56:46 > 0:56:48Of course she isn't the one!

0:56:48 > 0:56:50Then use this as the opportunity to have a fresh start, Billy...

0:56:50 > 0:56:53Shut the FUCK up, Jim! Yeah.

0:56:53 > 0:56:57It all gets watered down. But I stick to my decisions, however shit.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00And when all my dreams come to nothing,

0:57:00 > 0:57:02I'll be around to bloody see it!

0:57:05 > 0:57:07You should have told me before!

0:57:07 > 0:57:09You should have fucking told me!

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Oh, shit.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Man, you really showed that tree.

0:57:43 > 0:57:45Listen, I'm sorry about your tree.

0:57:45 > 0:57:49No, I wouldn't want it any other way.

0:57:49 > 0:57:54My tree will drift away and wash up on some distant shore.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56It's perfect.

0:58:05 > 0:58:07You all right, Davy?

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Wait, wait, Miles!

0:59:41 > 0:59:44- SCREAMS - Jim!

0:59:44 > 0:59:48Breathe, James. Breathe.

0:59:48 > 0:59:50Fuck this!

0:59:50 > 0:59:53Fuck it. We have to get him back.

0:59:53 > 0:59:55I'll run on. Bill, you run back.

0:59:55 > 0:59:57We might see a boat or, or...

0:59:57 > 0:59:58Shut up, Miles. We'll be fine.

0:59:58 > 1:00:00Bill! Bill! This is ridiculous!

1:00:00 > 1:00:02- I don't know.- Jesus!

1:00:02 > 1:00:04You carry Jim for a bit.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06Don't tell me what to do.

1:00:09 > 1:00:10- Why?- You feeling all hard

1:00:10 > 1:00:13because I didn't kick your arse for throwing my phone in the sea

1:00:13 > 1:00:16- or because I'm actually right? - Will you just shut up!

1:00:16 > 1:00:20This isn't about you, right now. Pick him up!

1:00:20 > 1:00:22- Pick him up!- Fuck you!

1:00:22 > 1:00:25Pick him up, you fucking coward!

1:00:32 > 1:00:33Do you think we should stop them?

1:00:33 > 1:00:37Yeah, well, I know we should, but it's kinda fascinating.

1:00:39 > 1:00:43All right, let's call it a draw.

1:00:44 > 1:00:47I liked that little "Eek" noise you made

1:00:47 > 1:00:49when he got you in a headlock.

1:00:53 > 1:00:55It's not what I planned.

1:00:55 > 1:00:58I mean, why are you even here, Miles?

1:00:58 > 1:01:01We didn't expect you to turn up.

1:01:01 > 1:01:05This is actually happening. And it hurts.

1:01:05 > 1:01:06And it's amazing.

1:01:06 > 1:01:08I've been around for it all.

1:01:08 > 1:01:10He needed me and I was there for him,

1:01:10 > 1:01:13- and I'm really sorry you have such a problem with that.- Davy.

1:01:13 > 1:01:17You're right, I wasn't going to come.

1:01:23 > 1:01:25Your illness disgusts me.

1:01:25 > 1:01:26It shocks me.

1:01:26 > 1:01:29I couldn't physically be around it.

1:01:29 > 1:01:32It's true, I haven't been there for you.

1:01:32 > 1:01:34I'm sorry.

1:01:41 > 1:01:44Come on, you bugger.

1:02:57 > 1:02:59Jesus!

1:02:59 > 1:03:01Barafundle Bay.

1:03:03 > 1:03:06Actually, do you know what?

1:03:06 > 1:03:09This isn't the one I was thinking of.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14Thank you.

1:04:53 > 1:04:56Is there anything so peaceful

1:04:56 > 1:04:58as the sound of the ocean?

1:05:02 > 1:05:04I'm sorry.

1:05:05 > 1:05:10Who the fuck am I to tell you how to live your lives?

1:05:10 > 1:05:11I mean, I was just...

1:05:11 > 1:05:14I'm fucking your sister.

1:05:21 > 1:05:23I'm totally and utterly in love with her,

1:05:23 > 1:05:26and I have been for ten years.

1:05:26 > 1:05:28Shit!

1:05:28 > 1:05:31I watched her marry Mike, and I did nothing.

1:05:31 > 1:05:35Have children, move into her comfortable life.

1:05:35 > 1:05:39I wanted her and I pursued her. And I got her.

1:05:39 > 1:05:41God!

1:05:42 > 1:05:45We met up when you got sick. It's...

1:05:45 > 1:05:47It's ironic, isn't it?

1:05:47 > 1:05:48Yeah.

1:05:50 > 1:05:51One day, soon,

1:05:51 > 1:05:54she's going to bring the girls to my house.

1:05:56 > 1:05:58We're perfect for each other.

1:06:25 > 1:06:26James.

1:06:29 > 1:06:32I knew she had a thing for you, but then every woman does.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34So, what's the big fucking surprise, then?

1:06:35 > 1:06:37You could have anyone you wanted.

1:06:37 > 1:06:41- Why her?- You know why.

1:06:43 > 1:06:45The kids! What about the girls?

1:06:45 > 1:06:46I'm going to take care of them.

1:06:46 > 1:06:49Oh, God! When were you going to tell me any of this?

1:06:55 > 1:06:58- You weren't going to tell me!- No.

1:07:04 > 1:07:06Do you want my blessing?

1:07:06 > 1:07:09- No. I'll do it anyway.- Yeah.

1:07:09 > 1:07:10Yeah.

1:07:10 > 1:07:14James! James! Listen. Listen!

1:07:14 > 1:07:17There is one thing that my father said to me

1:07:17 > 1:07:20that is bigger than everything. And anyone.

1:07:20 > 1:07:23And if I was any son of his, I'd figure out what it is.

1:07:23 > 1:07:25I have.

1:07:30 > 1:07:33So I hope it works out for you.

1:07:57 > 1:08:00There's no ribbon to tie around it all, is there?

1:08:03 > 1:08:05I thought I was ready. Now I...

1:08:05 > 1:08:07I look at Bill and I think...

1:08:07 > 1:08:11if I could get through another nine months,

1:08:11 > 1:08:15hold on long enough to see Chloe sorted, with or without...

1:08:19 > 1:08:23I'm leaving early. And it all goes on without me.

1:08:25 > 1:08:28The strange thing is...

1:08:29 > 1:08:31..this is what I was most afraid of.

1:08:34 > 1:08:35But now it's...

1:08:36 > 1:08:39..it's a relief, Milo.

1:08:40 > 1:08:43Such a bloody relief!

1:09:29 > 1:09:30How's the book?

1:09:30 > 1:09:34I think it's more interesting with half the pages missing.

1:09:34 > 1:09:36I'm going for a swim.

1:09:36 > 1:09:38Your mum said...

1:09:38 > 1:09:40I know.

1:09:40 > 1:09:43Tomorrow, I'm going to swim out into the middle of the bay,

1:09:43 > 1:09:45and I'm not coming back.

1:09:47 > 1:09:53I know the enormity of this, and I am asking you...

1:09:55 > 1:09:58..to let me swim.

1:09:59 > 1:10:01- No.- Jim.

1:10:01 > 1:10:03We can't let you, mate.

1:10:03 > 1:10:06You can. The question is, will you?

1:10:08 > 1:10:09Has this been your plan all along?

1:10:15 > 1:10:16I thought you wanted to live.

1:10:16 > 1:10:18Why would...

1:10:18 > 1:10:24Because this is how my life is going to be from now on.

1:10:24 > 1:10:25Because of the pain.

1:10:25 > 1:10:27Because of the drugs

1:10:27 > 1:10:29that I take for the pain.

1:10:29 > 1:10:33Because of the drugs that I take for the side-effects of the other drugs.

1:10:33 > 1:10:35You've seen it. It's only going to get worse.

1:10:37 > 1:10:40My life is all up here, now, really, but...

1:10:41 > 1:10:44..it's taking over and gradually I'll slip further and further

1:10:44 > 1:10:46into thinking solely about pain

1:10:46 > 1:10:49and that's not worth living for.

1:10:49 > 1:10:51I don't know what the pain's like but surely we can...

1:10:51 > 1:10:54- What?- I don't know.

1:10:54 > 1:10:55I can't...

1:10:56 > 1:10:57You can.

1:11:00 > 1:11:02What would we tell your mum and dad?

1:11:02 > 1:11:06This is insane! I can't believe you're talking about it normally!

1:11:06 > 1:11:08The same thing as you'll tell the police.

1:11:08 > 1:11:11That you woke up in the morning and I'd gone. That you searched the dunes

1:11:11 > 1:11:14and then you saw something floating in the sea.

1:11:14 > 1:11:16You went to get me but by then it was too late.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27Every time I saw your family,

1:11:27 > 1:11:29I'd know they could have had you for another day.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32To say goodbye properly.

1:11:32 > 1:11:33That's just it,

1:11:33 > 1:11:36there won't be a better goodbye than the one we just had.

1:11:36 > 1:11:37There will.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39It isn't time yet.

1:11:39 > 1:11:43I have never been so alive.

1:11:43 > 1:11:46And now I want to end it.

1:11:48 > 1:11:54I want to finally finish something!

1:11:55 > 1:11:58Why don't you just go home and take an overdose like normal people?

1:11:58 > 1:12:00It'd be painless. You'd just fall asleep.

1:12:00 > 1:12:02It would be giving in.

1:12:02 > 1:12:06If I swim out and the sea takes me, it's different.

1:12:06 > 1:12:07I would be making a choice.

1:12:07 > 1:12:11I want to be conscious until I'm gone.

1:12:11 > 1:12:13I want to feel something,

1:12:13 > 1:12:16even if it's the pain of salt water in my lungs.

1:12:16 > 1:12:20I want to FEEL the fight.

1:12:20 > 1:12:23Something...huge...and...

1:12:25 > 1:12:27..terrifying...

1:12:29 > 1:12:31..and brave.

1:12:35 > 1:12:40I promised your mum I'd bring you back.

1:12:47 > 1:12:49Sorry, James.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58OK.

1:13:00 > 1:13:03OK, I'm sorry.

1:13:06 > 1:13:09It's too much to ask.

1:13:20 > 1:13:21HE GROANS

1:13:23 > 1:13:25Fuck!

1:13:35 > 1:13:37Davy! Davy!

1:13:46 > 1:13:49I can't find his meds bag.

1:13:49 > 1:13:51Must have slipped out.

1:13:55 > 1:13:57He doesn't have any morphine left.

1:13:57 > 1:13:59I'm not fucking deaf!

1:14:01 > 1:14:03We'll find it. Miles!

1:14:06 > 1:14:07Fuck!

1:14:10 > 1:14:15Davy! Davy!

1:14:15 > 1:14:18Where did you last get them?

1:14:18 > 1:14:19Fuck!

1:14:20 > 1:14:24Have some water, James.

1:14:28 > 1:14:31- Miles!- Fuck.

1:14:40 > 1:14:42I can't breathe! I can't...

1:14:49 > 1:14:51Hold the torch a minute.

1:14:55 > 1:14:57Fuck.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01Fucking shit!

1:15:01 > 1:15:03HE WHIMPERS

1:15:16 > 1:15:19- Miles! Miles, I got it!- Jesus!

1:15:29 > 1:15:31James!

1:15:32 > 1:15:34I've got it.

1:15:36 > 1:15:37James!

1:15:39 > 1:15:42Got it. James.

1:18:22 > 1:18:25I've got cramp.

1:18:34 > 1:18:37Sorry.

1:18:37 > 1:18:38Sorry.

1:18:41 > 1:18:43You've nearly outlived Davy.

1:18:49 > 1:18:52You've ruined this camping trip.

1:18:52 > 1:18:53Can we go home now, please?

1:18:53 > 1:18:55Ah, James.

1:18:55 > 1:18:58I'm scared.

1:18:58 > 1:19:04Sorry. If you can't do this, tell me.

1:19:06 > 1:19:07I'll swim as far as I can.

1:19:14 > 1:19:16I'd rather not be alone, mate.

1:19:23 > 1:19:26Please. Miles.

1:19:26 > 1:19:27Do this.

1:19:32 > 1:19:35Miles! Please!

1:23:22 > 1:23:24So I raise a morphine toast to you all.

1:23:24 > 1:23:29And if you should happen to remember it's the anniversary of my birth,

1:23:29 > 1:23:32remember that you were loved by me,

1:23:32 > 1:23:36and that you made my life a happy one.

1:23:36 > 1:23:39And there's no tragedy in that.

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