0:00:10 > 0:00:17This film contains some violent scenes and very strong language
0:01:05 > 0:01:09How should we remember Darren Mullet?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13To his parents he was a beloved son.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17To his teachers he was a fine student, bright and eager to learn.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21But to the majority of us he was a friend.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Bullshit! You fucking hypocrite! - How dare you!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Get that boy out of here!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28You weren't Darren's friend! He didn't have any!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31That's why he killed himself! You killed him! All of you!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33You murdered him!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36They ought to bloody ticket you!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39There's people in there crying, upset.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Show some respect!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I hope you all rot in hell!
0:02:29 > 0:02:34# I'm not afraid to let you kill me
0:02:34 > 0:02:42# I know no other way to fill your hollow bones
0:02:44 > 0:02:51# I'll fade into the shadows with you alone
0:02:51 > 0:02:55# So dead in love So dead in love
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Did you hear my heart stop beating?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# This is never enough No, it's never enough
0:03:02 > 0:03:06# Until my heart stops beating
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# So dead in love
0:03:13 > 0:03:17# So dead in love So dead in love
0:03:17 > 0:03:22# Did you hear my heart stop beating? #
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Get in! The Dick's giving us the afternoon off.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- You gotta love The Dick.- Oh, yes.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Death is so erogenous.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I wish I was dead.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Party at Bradley's tonight!- Hmm.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You got a problem?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- I think suicide is so beautiful. - Not the way Mullet did it.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54You've got to slash your wrists.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58That boy hanged himself. How can that be an excuse for a party?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Don't worry, sweetie. No-one was going to invite you anyway.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04THEY LAUGH
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Guys, I'm going to ask Justine to the party.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Lexy, you do know just cos she's head girl doesn't mean
0:04:11 > 0:04:12she gives the best head?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Ah! Well, I think she's interesting so...
0:04:16 > 0:04:19"Interesting"? What, you want to give me a kiss?!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- No.- No?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Didn't you used to be, like, friends with him?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28It was just my mother knew his mother. It was embarrassing.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Your parents think just because they have something in common, like,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34you have to have something in common with their brats.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I fucking hate that! Fucking hate it.- You OK?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yeah, who is that?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43That's Jason Banks. He was a friend of Darren Mull...
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Hey, Justine. Great speech.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I'm not sure I did him justice.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I haven't got anything in common with anyone.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Nor do I.- No, me either, I don't.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Nor do I.- Like nothing.- Not a thing in common with anyone.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I said it first.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57I think she's quite nice.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Sophie, you think everyone's nice.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03The girl's a frigid kiss-ass bitch.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06A few of us are going to Bradley's later for a party...
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Er...inappropriate?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09She smells really nice.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Why have you started smelling Justine Fielding?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Why have you started smelling her? - What, you smell nice.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Oh, thank you.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- You smell like cabbage. - What the fuck?!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Fucking cabbage?!- Come on, fun will be had, I promise you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23She's coming to watch Atonement.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26You could do that tomorrow night.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Or next week.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Or never.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Argh! You didn't use lube!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35And you won't really know anyone.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Bradley, Bradley, Bradley?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- I can hear a whining noise. - No, no whining noise.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Word is there's a party at yours later?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Dude, it's a funeral. Show some fucking respect!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53THEY SNIGGER
0:05:53 > 0:05:56The digits!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59If anything goes wrong, I'm on speed dial.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Helena, I wouldn't mind having some fun for once in my life.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, we have fun.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# If you don't wanna be my best friend
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# Then why am I still in your bed?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19# If you can't stand the way I talk why am I still here?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20# If we can't work it out
0:06:20 > 0:06:22# Then how 'bout gettin' your stuff and movin' out?
0:06:22 > 0:06:26# If we can't be lovers again
0:06:26 > 0:06:30# If I don't give you anything why are you still hanging on?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# Why are you still hanging on? Why are you still hanging on?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37# If you can't see I'm everything I'm everything you'll ever need
0:06:37 > 0:06:41# You must be out of your head
0:06:41 > 0:06:43# I don't know what planet you're on
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# But I wanna be on it with you
0:06:45 > 0:06:47# Don't know where you get off. #
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Looks like someone's discovered Primark.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- MUSIC STOPS - Oi, oi! Check this, check this!
0:07:11 > 0:07:16We got the mother fucking 5-0 in the crib!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Listen, I'm going to get old school for a minute.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# H to the E to the A to the D
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# I look wiv my eyes Can't believe what I see
0:07:26 > 0:07:29# I'm a lyrical gangster I rap till I choke
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# Head girl here Can't you see that's a joke! #
0:07:32 > 0:07:35What you saying? What you saying, Blud?! I invited her.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Chill out, bro. What's your problem, bro?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- We got a problem?- Nah, listen, it's all good, it's all good.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Hey, where are you going? - I knew I shouldn't have come.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Yeah, screw the party.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50If we hurry round to Helena's we can still catch the movie.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- You been upsetting my guests? - No, bro, I was joking. You get me?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Don't play with those things. I ain't your fucking bro!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Listen, you lot need to chill out. It's Darren Mullet's leaving do!
0:08:02 > 0:08:06The fat twat is dead! You've got to drink to that, you get me?!
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Give me some!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Why would you even say that shit to me?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Bradley. Mate, it's me.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Mate, come on. Bradley, it's me, it's Jeremy.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Come on, come on, man.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Suck my titties!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Alex, nobody wants me here.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I do.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Fuck you!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Fuck Darren Mullet as well!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45APPLAUSE
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Come on.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04So beautiful.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Keira's definitely going to win the Oscar this year.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Let's watch it again. With the commentary off this time.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19DANCE MUSIC
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Is there somewhere quiet we can go?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I can't hear you!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Is there somewhere quieter we can go?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Yeah, we can go upstairs.- OK. - OK, good, through here.
0:09:49 > 0:09:55Um...this is Bradley's room...
0:09:55 > 0:09:56obviously.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02I'm sorry about the...artwork.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09This probably isn't how you imagined our first date, but...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh? This is a date now?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, that was the basis I was working on.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- It's a pretty cheap date, Alex! - Yeah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24But technically, it still qualifies.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29We're OK?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- We're not OK?- We're OK!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Well, if this is a date...
0:10:38 > 0:10:42it does mean, at some point,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45we're going to have to do some kissing.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49You know, they're the rules. I'm as annoyed about it as you are.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Really?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54And will that be happening any time soon?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Die, you fucker! PHONE BEEPS
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Change weapon!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Fucking change weapon!- Hang on!
0:11:04 > 0:11:05What is it, babes?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08It'll be Alexis asking for more muscle
0:11:08 > 0:11:10to prise the princess's knees apart.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12It's from Mullet?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Shut up! That's not funny. - I'm not joking. It's his number!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19It'll be his little friend. You know, umm...
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Jism Wanks.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21THEY SNIGGER
0:11:21 > 0:11:23You mean Jason Banks?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Isn't that what I said?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28He says I'm a fucking bitch.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Obviously knows you, then(!)
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Piss off, Bradley. - Oh, my God.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37He says I'm a filthy slag!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- PHONE MESSAGE:- 'You're a batty boy. You're a batty boy.'
0:11:41 > 0:11:43OK, joke's over.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49All right, Jism Wanks, you creepy little twat.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Tomorrow at school, I'm going to make kebabs out of your nads.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Sweet dreams.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- What did he say?- Nothing. But I could hear him breathing.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00HEAVY BREATHING
0:12:11 > 0:12:12PHONE BEEPS
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Sorry.
0:12:17 > 0:12:23- PHONE MESSAGE:- 'I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25'I'm going to kill you!'
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Someone could walk in on us. - It's just me and you.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23CHAINSAW WHIRS
0:13:31 > 0:13:35THEY SCREAM
0:13:42 > 0:13:44HE LAUGHS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- THEY ALL LAUGH - Pint, you fuckers!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Hug your pillow, hug your pillow!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Fuck you, all right. Fuck off!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Mullet!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Where you at, nigga?! Where you hiding, fool?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29I think we should have a toast...to Shrek.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- To who?- Darren Mullet, the guy we planted today?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I can't drink to that.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39They didn't mean we're celebrating. She just meant to say goodbye.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41That's all she meant, Justine.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Why do you call him Shrek?
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Why d'you think?
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Because he was big and green...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51and ugly.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Except he wasn't actually green.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57But fuck me, was he ugly.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01THEY LAUGH Darren Mullet, wasn't that the skinny kid who threw up in assembly?
0:15:01 > 0:15:06That's fucking priceless, Justine! You spoke at his funeral and you didn't even know who he was?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Well, in that case, we should definitely give him a proper send off, right?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Justine, why don't you do the toast?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Umm...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Rest in peace, Darren Mullet.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Dazza!- Lardy boy!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Rest in piss, bro!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32HE BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# One for my homies, one for my blud One for my jeans! #
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Pay my respect the way I know how.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Mullet, I bet you only hung yourself
0:15:51 > 0:15:54cos you were trying to get a hard on!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00You was just trying to get wood, boy!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02HE SCREAMS
0:16:02 > 0:16:04HE PANTS HEAVILY
0:16:09 > 0:16:13HE CRIES
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# That's the start the middle and the end
0:16:36 > 0:16:40# Aren't you glad the universe pretends?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43# If I don't get this message home
0:16:43 > 0:16:46# Once again I'm gonna head alone
0:16:46 > 0:16:51# Ride with me Ride with me
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# Ride with me home
0:16:54 > 0:16:58# Ride with me Ride with me
0:16:58 > 0:17:02# Ride with me unless you. #
0:17:19 > 0:17:26Justine, Jason and I have been discussing his little outburst yesterday.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31And while I accept he was upset about the loss of his friend...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Didn't lose him. He killed himself.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40Unless I hear an apology, I will have no choice
0:17:40 > 0:17:42but to contact your parents.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'm sorry I called you a hypocrite.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48There, that wasn't so hard, was it?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Thank you for coming in, Justine.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56SPEAKER PHONE: 'Richard, Jeremy Prendergast's mother called.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58'He went to a party and hasn't come home.'
0:17:58 > 0:18:01If I know Jeremy, he's probably lying drunk in a gutter.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02I dare say he'll turn up.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Wait! Jason.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Look, I'm sorry about your friend.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- But what was I supposed to say? - You could have told the truth.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24With his parents there?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I couldn't say, "I'm sorry your son's dead
0:18:26 > 0:18:28"but I didn't know who he was."
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- You don't even remember him? - No, I don't.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- He was completely in love with you. - Don't be stupid. He didn't know me.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Of course he knew you!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Everyone knows you. You're like Princess fucking Diana!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Darren thought the sun shone out of your arsehole.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46If your friend liked me, why didn't he say anything?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- You'd have laughed in his face. - I wouldn't. I'm not like that.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I'm not blaming you. It's just how it is.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56You keep to your kind and we keep to ours.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- I don't have a kind.- Snotty, spoilt bitches. That's your kind.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Yeah? And what's yours?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04My kind are the people you can't quite remember.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Darren would have wanted you to have this.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Wait, Jason!
0:19:16 > 0:19:21"I'm sorry. I can't go on anymore. They won't leave me alone.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23"And now, Justine has joined in.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27"I don't know what I did to make her hate me.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31"She was my angel and I will watch over her for all eternity.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34"Goodbye. Darren."
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I'm sorry. I was...
0:19:38 > 0:19:41What had you so enraptured?
0:19:41 > 0:19:42A note from your boyfriend?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46No. No. It's nothing.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I understand you've been offered a place to read law at Oxford?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- I got the letter last week. - No-one deserves it more.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57Your contribution to my citizenship classes has always been exemplary.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Guys, guys, guys. You know The Funeral March?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02# Bom-bom, b-bom? #
0:20:02 > 0:20:07I'm going to mash it up with Lesbian Roadkill by Tantric Dwarf.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10# My mum raped me
0:20:10 > 0:20:12# And I liked it! #
0:20:12 > 0:20:13That is genius!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15You said it, not me.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Oi, Dracula, a word. I want that website taken down.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24OK, yeah, no worries, Brad. I'll do it later.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I've got time booked in the pod. I'm doing this killer track...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I don't give a shit about your Emo tit wank.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I want the site down and I want it done today.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36And if it ain't, well, you won't need to self-harm
0:20:36 > 0:20:38cos I'll be doing it for you.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Clear?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Yeah, I was planning to do it anyway. A piece of piss, Brad.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Let's go this way.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11You should have come to film club.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14We ate so much chocolate we were nearly sick.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Emily was on fire. We're doing it again tonight
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Er...maybe. I don't know.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Don't you say a word.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41What fucker wrote this?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Did you?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Was it you?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Stand up! Look at me!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Clean it off!
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Shut up!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- PHONE MESSAGE:- 'You're a batty boy!'
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Jason Banks is a dead man.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Well, you really know how to enjoy yourself, don't you?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Alex, this is the library. What are you doing here?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21What are you saying? I practically live here.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24There's my buddy Jeff, the librarian.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Jeff, how's it going?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28His name's Trevor.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Trevor? Seriously?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Well, that explains a lot.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Justine, about last night...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39You're not to blame for what Bradley dreams up.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43I'm not talking about Bradley. I was talking about you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I think you were moving way too fast.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I felt I was being pressured.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Seriously, Juss, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I don't want you to think that's all I'm about.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Well, I did have my doubts,
0:23:02 > 0:23:06but this swung it for me.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I didn't have you down as the sentimental type.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15What was that? You like her too, now?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Well, too bad, I saw her first.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Yes, I am going to ask her out on another date.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25OK, but if I made it clear it wouldn't involve any power tools,
0:23:25 > 0:23:26do you think she'd go for it?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32He thinks you're going to say yes.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34He's smarter than he looks.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37OK. Well, I will leave the two of you in peace
0:23:37 > 0:23:38to sort out the details.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Jeff! We should hook up. Call me.
0:23:55 > 0:24:01- PHONE MESSAGE:- 'Ew, your pussy stinks. Your pussy stinks.'
0:24:13 > 0:24:19OK, settle down, settle down. Macbeth, act three, scene four.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23This is the scene in which Banquo's ghost appears. Or does he?
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Yes.
0:24:24 > 0:24:30- Yes, but only Macbeth can see him. - Good, Helena. But why is this?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34The room is full of people but only Macbeth can see the ghost?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Yes.- Macbeth had Banquo killed,
0:24:36 > 0:24:39so Banquo's come back to haunt him. He only wants to scare Macbeth.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Possibly...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Justine?- I'm sorry?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Why is it that only Macbeth can see Banquo's ghost?
0:24:47 > 0:24:53Uh, well, I think the ghost is a figment of Macbeth's imagination.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Exactly! Macbeth has repressed his guilt
0:24:56 > 0:24:58and the ghost is his conscience come back to haunt him.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Now, how does this relate to
0:25:01 > 0:25:05the representation of the supernatural in the play?
0:25:05 > 0:25:09One second, Helen. It works on two levels. So...
0:25:11 > 0:25:16WHISPERS ALONG WITH MUSIC
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Oh, you want me to take the site down, do you?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36OK. OK, Bradley. Yeah, yeah, no problems.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I'll get right round to it. Right round to it,
0:25:39 > 0:25:40after a... Thwack!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43A karate chop to your neck! Huh!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Oh, what's that? You can't breathe, can you?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47OK, how about a little slap around your cheeks?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Fuck you, Bradley White, you little bitch
0:25:50 > 0:25:52with your little willy! Huh!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I fucking hate you!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'm worth a hundred Bradleys, that's right.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58The Naz isn't scared of you!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Hrrrrrrgh!
0:26:08 > 0:26:12We're very concerned that bullying may be
0:26:12 > 0:26:15a contributory factor in the incident with the Mullet boy.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17That is why I am personally overseeing
0:26:17 > 0:26:20the implementation of a new anti-bullying initiative.
0:26:20 > 0:26:25And as the cornerstone of our new strategy, we are using these -
0:26:25 > 0:26:29visualisations of mission statements
0:26:29 > 0:26:32arising from the ethos strand of the school development programme.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Hey, kid, go tell Swanny the head wants to see Jason Banks, right?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Tell her yourself.- What, you cheeky little prick? Do as you're told!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Kids these days, no fucking respect.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- I blame the schools.- Mm.- Mm.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Listen, everybody,
0:26:51 > 0:26:54there is a screw missing from the guillotine guard
0:26:54 > 0:26:56so it is very, very dangerous.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01- Miss.- Yes? - The head wants to see Jason Banks.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Well, well, well. If it isn't Jism Wanks.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20God's fucking bollocks.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Hey, Bradley!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Hey, Bradley, that's not funny.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Bradley!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Go on! Help! Someone help me! Help me!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Help me! Help me! Help me!
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Someone!
0:27:49 > 0:27:51VOLUME IN HEADPHONES INCREASES
0:27:54 > 0:28:01SCREAMING
0:28:07 > 0:28:11We think that it is vital that young people should have
0:28:11 > 0:28:14an outlet for their creative energies.
0:28:15 > 0:28:20Well, he certainly seems to be enjoying his music.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Obviously it's something with a good beat.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28HE SCREAMS
0:28:46 > 0:28:47Where is he?
0:28:50 > 0:28:52- He must have gone outside. - DOOR CLOSES
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Tag, you're it.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05THEY LAUGH Wooh-hooh!
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Wooh!
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Wooh! THEY LAUGH
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Fuck me, I'm out of breath. HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Now, what I was trying to say was how sorry I am
0:29:27 > 0:29:30that Mullet decided to top himself. A bit selfish of him really -
0:29:30 > 0:29:34leaving Mr Jizzy No Mates here.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Not even one fat spaz to call a friend.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41- You bastard!- You're a plucky little fucker, aren't you?
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Now, the Mullet is dead,
0:29:53 > 0:29:55which means he can't be sending me texts.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58I don't think you get a signal up there, do you?
0:29:58 > 0:30:02- I can't even get a signal in the bogs.- Exactly.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Now...
0:30:04 > 0:30:08pretending to be Shrek risen from the dead ain't a bad gag.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Give me his phone and we'll call it quits.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13CRYING: I haven't got his phone.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17Jason, Jason...
0:30:17 > 0:30:19you're only hurting yourself, mate.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26TEXT ALERT
0:30:26 > 0:30:27It's from Mullet!
0:30:27 > 0:30:29It can't be.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Who's doing this, Brad?
0:30:32 > 0:30:36"Who's doing this, Brad?" How the fuck do I know who's doing it?
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Aaargh!
0:30:37 > 0:30:41- It wasn't him.- I don't give a fuck. He gets on my tits anyway.
0:30:44 > 0:30:45What's going on in here, lads?
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Nothing, sir. HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Go on, then.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Get back to class, yeah?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01See you at training.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12So, what are you doing in here?
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Sir, they were chasing me.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17"Sir, they were chasing me."
0:31:17 > 0:31:20It's always somebody else's fault.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21Isn't it?
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Kids like you make me sick.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Detention, rest of the week.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32That's not fair!
0:31:32 > 0:31:34I know.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Life is not fair, son.
0:31:40 > 0:31:41Mullet! The Mullet!
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Mullet's back!
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Mullet...
0:31:46 > 0:31:47Mullet's back.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51The Mullet!
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Did you get the site down? Yeah? No? Cheers.
0:32:01 > 0:32:02TEXT ALERT
0:32:05 > 0:32:06Is it from Mullet?
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Marcus, how many more times?
0:32:08 > 0:32:09What's going on?
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Someone's texting us off Darren Mullet's phone.
0:32:12 > 0:32:13Why would they do that?
0:32:15 > 0:32:16Some sicko's idea of a joke.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Everyone back inside now.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22It's just an unfortunate mishap.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25- Come on, move! - It's fucking ridiculous.- Move!
0:32:36 > 0:32:42Oh, touch of hay fever, Jason? I've had the snuffles myself.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46The problem is you've got a screw missing.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50- Yes.- I suggest we go and get lunch and I'll come back and have it done
0:32:50 > 0:32:52in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55And how long is that, Mr Humpage?
0:33:00 > 0:33:04- Justine, come out and play.- I can't. I've got a governors' meeting.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07You're choosing that over me?
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Are you shagging one of them?
0:33:09 > 0:33:10I'm shagging all of them.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12How do you think I got to be head girl?
0:33:13 > 0:33:16This has got to stop. Right now.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19OK, I'll end it. But I should do it in person. They've been good to me.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23CAR HORN BEEPS
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Her highness doesn't like to be kept waiting.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:33:34 > 0:33:35Come on! Woo!
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Oh! You really made me jump...
0:34:23 > 0:34:25He's a great kid, I'm sure he'll make a full recovery.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27How about some cake before your tea?
0:34:42 > 0:34:46ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- You OK, Juss? - Yeah, I didn't sleep too well.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Ah, lying awake thinking about me, were you?
0:35:23 > 0:35:25You wish.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27I've got things on my mind.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29What have YOU got to worry about?
0:35:36 > 0:35:38LAUGHTER
0:35:38 > 0:35:42Natasha, we are doing everything in our power to get this taken down.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46No-one is to read this.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47Don't look at it.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51No, you boy, do not look!
0:35:56 > 0:36:00Is it true, though? Are you actually kicking in her back door?
0:36:00 > 0:36:03That's my girlfriend you're talking about, you fucking moron!
0:36:03 > 0:36:05I said not to call me that!
0:36:05 > 0:36:07HE LAUGHS
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Twat!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17I'll be with you in a minute, OK?
0:36:23 > 0:36:24He says I bullied him.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Jason, this is creepy. If it's some sort of joke...
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- You think I forged it? - Well, did you?
0:36:34 > 0:36:37I bet you like coming to school, don't you?
0:36:37 > 0:36:39What's that got to do with anything?
0:36:39 > 0:36:42You've got no idea what it's like to be bullied, do you?
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Well, I'm sure it's awful.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Darren couldn't escape, even when he was at home.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50They sent him texts and e-mails.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52And they set up a website.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54- A website?- Can you believe that?
0:36:54 > 0:36:57And what's he supposed to do?
0:36:57 > 0:36:59You tell a teacher and they tell the bullies off
0:36:59 > 0:37:03and that gives them an excuse to come after you. You tell your parents...
0:37:03 > 0:37:05and they say, "Stand up for yourself."
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Darren couldn't stand up for himself.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11So, who bullied him?
0:37:12 > 0:37:16THEY LAUGH
0:37:26 > 0:37:27Everyone outside. Come on.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31You know you shouldn't be in here.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Justine!
0:37:37 > 0:37:40What were you and Jason Banks talking about?
0:37:42 > 0:37:43Not here.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50He gave me this.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- What have we got here?- Oi!
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Huh!
0:38:00 > 0:38:03Oh, fuck me sideways.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05It's Mullet's suicide note.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06- Bradley, don't.- Oh, chillax.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08I've never seen one of these before.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13Oh, he really did love you, didn't he?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Bradley, just fucking give it back.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19I think you've got a bit of stiff competition.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23I don't think Darren would have been your type.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Does he mention any names? - Erm...
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Only Justine.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37Justine, have you been bullying Darren Mullet?
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Shut up, Tasha! Can't you see she's upset.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42You guys don't know who was picking on him, do you?
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Why should we know about it?
0:38:44 > 0:38:47You're not accusing us of anything, right, Justine?
0:38:47 > 0:38:49No, she's not.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- I should show this to someone. - Oh.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55That might not be such a good idea.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59- It's got your name on it. - But I didn't do anything.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02We know that. But he says you did.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03It is your word against his.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06And, uh, since he's dead...
0:39:07 > 0:39:09I can't just ignore it.
0:39:29 > 0:39:33- You shouldn't have done that. - It's what friends are for.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42"She was my angel and I will watch over her for all eternity.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44"Goodbye. Darren."
0:39:44 > 0:39:47"Help! I'm blasting your ass!"
0:39:47 > 0:39:50"Help! I'm blasting your ass!"
0:39:50 > 0:39:54This is getting really, really old.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58I'll tell you who it is. It's that shemale Helena.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02Yeah, I heard she said you were an ugly bitch at the funeral.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- She what? - And that you had chubby thighs.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Are you going to do something about this or what?
0:40:08 > 0:40:13Yeah. Because it's beginning to get right up my arse.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15SHE LAUGHS Right up your arse!
0:40:15 > 0:40:16Get off me.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18Helena wouldn't do that.
0:40:18 > 0:40:24Oh, yeah. I forgot - the two of you are like bestest bosom buddies.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27SHE LAUGHS
0:40:27 > 0:40:31- What are you going to do?- We'll ask her ever so politely what the fuck she thinks she's playing at.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34You coming, or what?
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I can't. I've got prefect duty.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41God bless you, Mary Poppins.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Sorry.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57Gosh, she's really quiet, isn't she?
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Smells like she's having a poo.
0:40:59 > 0:41:00She always smells like that
0:41:00 > 0:41:03cos she's got her head so far up Justine's arse.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07Now, now, Khalillah. We all know Justine's shit doesn't stink.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10I bet she's having a wank.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Urgh! Dirty cow!
0:41:12 > 0:41:17Hey, Helena, are you in up to the wrist in there?
0:41:20 > 0:41:22What do you want?
0:41:24 > 0:41:25I want world peace.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29I want Prada shoes.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31And I want to know why you've been texting us,
0:41:31 > 0:41:34you stupid geeky little bitch.
0:41:34 > 0:41:39- What are you talking about?- We're talking about you sending us texts. - Why would I?
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Because you're a twisted dyke slut? How the hell would I know?
0:41:42 > 0:41:46Why don't you grow up.
0:41:46 > 0:41:47Ow! Ow!
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Sophie.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50Sorry! We're closed.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54You're just going to have to cross those little legs, aren't you?
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Ow! No!
0:41:56 > 0:41:57It's mine!
0:41:57 > 0:42:01Look at this piece of shit. Must've come from the Pound Shop.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02Give it back!
0:42:05 > 0:42:07It's not like you needed it anyway.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11You only need a phone if you've got friends to talk to.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Oh, and when was the last time Justine called you, anyway?
0:42:27 > 0:42:30- Where have you been? - I've been looking for Helena.
0:42:30 > 0:42:34- What did you guys do to her? - Do to her? Erm...
0:42:34 > 0:42:37Oh, yeah.
0:42:37 > 0:42:42We asked her if she would please stop sending those nasty texts.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- It was kind of upsetting.- What was Darren to you guys, anyway?- Nothing.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Just Shrek.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Big, fat, ugly Shrek.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58- You really don't remember him? - I don't think so.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01He was pretty hard to miss. He was fucking huge.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Hey, hey, hey, what about last week in the common room
0:43:07 > 0:43:11when the guys took his asthma thingy, and he was going,
0:43:11 > 0:43:13"Urgh! I can't breathe!"
0:43:13 > 0:43:18THEY LAUGH
0:43:18 > 0:43:20"I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
0:43:20 > 0:43:25"I can't breathe! I can't breathe, Justine!"
0:43:25 > 0:43:29- Can I just say, I'm really glad we can be friends now.- Me, too.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31And we couldn't before, obviously,
0:43:31 > 0:43:34because Tasha said you were an ugly dyke.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36But that's not true, is it?
0:43:36 > 0:43:39You did surprise us with the whole Alexis thing.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42- I mean, are you guys going to have sex tonight?- Sophie!
0:43:42 > 0:43:44He's only coming around to watch a film.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46He'll be wanting to have a shag. Boys always do.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50If you're nervous, you can just give him a hand job.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Yeah, it can get really messy, can't it?
0:43:52 > 0:43:56No, you're better off just having a shag. Less cleaning up to do.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Oh, fuck, I forgot my watch again.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03OK, I would like to know all the gory details tomorrow, please.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Good luck.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08- You'll need it.- Thanks.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Hello?
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Hi! I can see you!
0:44:30 > 0:44:32Are you perving on me?
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Look, I'm flattered that you're stalking me.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38Mullet? What the fuck?!
0:44:38 > 0:44:40SHE SCREAMS
0:44:49 > 0:44:52SHE GASPS
0:45:01 > 0:45:03SHE CRIES IN FEAR
0:45:13 > 0:45:14SHE SCREAMS
0:46:01 > 0:46:02- JUSTINE GASPS - For you.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14You're going to hate me for bringing this up.
0:46:14 > 0:46:20OK, so Jason Banks said there's a website about Darren Mullet.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24Yeah. Erm...
0:46:25 > 0:46:28The site was Bradley's idea.
0:46:28 > 0:46:33It started out as a joke and it just got way out of hand.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Were you involved?
0:46:35 > 0:46:37I try not to get mixed up in Bradley's shit
0:46:37 > 0:46:39but you know what he's like.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42The other night with the chainsaw, it's already on the web.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44I don't want anyone to see that.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Yeah, how do you think I feel? I'm screaming like a girl.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50Yeah, where was my knight in shining armour?
0:46:50 > 0:46:54Yeah, OK, it wasn't my finest hour.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59But if it happened for real, I would protect you. I promise.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13At least we don't have to worry about Bradley bursting in on us.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17I'm just going to check I locked the back door.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Hey. So, did you find Bradley?
0:47:40 > 0:47:44- Hiding in the garden, was he? - I'm sorry.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50Just a bit nervous.
0:47:50 > 0:47:51Really?
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Well...
0:47:53 > 0:47:55you don't need to be.
0:48:00 > 0:48:06# Your legs in the tall grass
0:48:06 > 0:48:09# I'm covered in coal
0:48:14 > 0:48:19# My wide arms reaching falling
0:48:19 > 0:48:22# Hoping to hold
0:48:27 > 0:48:30# And I won't give up
0:48:30 > 0:48:32# And I won't give up
0:48:32 > 0:48:36# Not until I'm holding you
0:48:41 > 0:48:43# And I won't let up
0:48:43 > 0:48:45# And I won't let up
0:48:45 > 0:48:50# Not until I'm holding you... #
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Are you OK?
0:49:30 > 0:49:33I had a really nice night.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Me too.
0:49:35 > 0:49:42I can usually make it last longer than that, next time.
0:49:42 > 0:49:43I'm joking!
0:49:43 > 0:49:45But seriously...
0:49:45 > 0:49:49- No...- I'm joking.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51But seriously, I can.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53It was good.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02- See you tomorrow.- Bye.
0:50:50 > 0:50:54So, did you seal the deal last night?
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Might have done.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04What did she smell like?
0:51:06 > 0:51:07Did she suck your cock?
0:51:07 > 0:51:10A gentleman doesn't go into details, thank you.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12I'll take that as a no then.
0:51:17 > 0:51:20- Girl on heat alert.- I had a really lovely time last night.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24- You didn't bring me flowers, did you?- No, was I supposed to?
0:51:24 > 0:51:28- No, somebody rearranged the fridge magnets.- I was fooling around.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31No, after you'd gone. Like somebody was in the house.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33- Who?- Look, you weren't playing a joke on me?
0:51:33 > 0:51:38- No, I wouldn't do that to you. - Are you two having a lover's tiff?
0:51:38 > 0:51:41- It was you, wasn't it?- I don't know what you're talking about.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Bradley, you're so fucking childish.
0:51:43 > 0:51:47Bro, you'd better put a muzzle on that bitch.
0:51:47 > 0:51:51I said, you'd better put a muzzle on that bitch!
0:51:56 > 0:51:59Get off him!
0:51:59 > 0:52:03- Come on, let's get out of here. - Fuck!
0:52:11 > 0:52:14I went to visit Naz in hospital.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17And I took my iPod cos I thought he'd want to listen to some tunes...
0:52:17 > 0:52:21And then I realised, he's like totally deaf.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26Now he can't listen to Jodie Phister or Crying While Wanking
0:52:26 > 0:52:28or The Crotch-Eating Bears.
0:52:28 > 0:52:32He'll never hear any of them ever again!
0:52:32 > 0:52:3720 mill, semi-countersunk, just the job.
0:52:39 > 0:52:40Is there a problem, Mr Humpage?
0:52:40 > 0:52:43I have brought the wrong screwdriver.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45That's Phillips, that's not.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Gordon?
0:52:51 > 0:52:52Gordon!
0:52:54 > 0:52:55Gordon!
0:52:57 > 0:53:01- Gordon.- So, I hear congratulations are in order.
0:53:01 > 0:53:06You popped the Pringle for Sexy Lexy last night, right?
0:53:06 > 0:53:09- He told you?- He hasn't stopped talking about it all morning.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Discipline, lads, discipline!
0:53:15 > 0:53:21Gordon, I thought I'd give everybody the last two periods off.
0:53:21 > 0:53:25Thought it might help raise the school spirit after these
0:53:25 > 0:53:27unfortunate events.
0:53:27 > 0:53:32Yeah, right. Boys, we've got a semifinal Saturday!
0:53:32 > 0:53:35What are you doing? You can't hit a barn door.
0:53:35 > 0:53:37Was it your first time?
0:53:37 > 0:53:40- No!- My God, it was!
0:53:40 > 0:53:43That's so cute.
0:53:43 > 0:53:48So, was it really magical? Was it really worth waiting for?
0:53:48 > 0:53:52Was it over really quickly because it was when I did it with him.
0:53:54 > 0:54:00Dirty little slut gave me crabs. I had to shave the panty hamster.
0:54:00 > 0:54:04He said he got it from Sophie but I think it was the other way round.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07- Have you seen her? I've been texting all day.- Nope.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Alexis, heel to toe. Come on!
0:54:15 > 0:54:19All right, ladies. No-one is to go into the water until I say so.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22SCREAMING
0:54:28 > 0:54:32Lads, Saturday, Parkside,
0:54:32 > 0:54:34semifinal, big day.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36This is the ball.
0:54:39 > 0:54:44Bradley, I want you to hit him. Let him know you are there early doors, show him who's boss.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Where's Marcus?
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Marcus!
0:54:50 > 0:54:51Marcus!
0:54:53 > 0:54:56It's Mullet!
0:54:56 > 0:54:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:54:57 > 0:55:01Listen to me, calm down, boy.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03What's the matter with you?
0:55:03 > 0:55:06Is this your idea of helping the team, team morale?
0:55:06 > 0:55:08This isn't good for the team, son.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11I want you to go and have a shower, get changed.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15You disappointed me a little bit, son.
0:55:15 > 0:55:20- Get changed and see me after practice.- I saw him, sir.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22I'm disappointed, go. Go.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27I see dead people. I see dead people.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34- All right lads, give me the ball. - I want a word with you.
0:55:34 > 0:55:38You've got to come. She's face down, please come.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41- She's probably swimming. - Please come.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14TEXT ALERT
0:56:20 > 0:56:22'You're a dumb fuck.'
0:56:23 > 0:56:25'You're a dumb fuck.'
0:56:25 > 0:56:27CLATTERING
0:56:39 > 0:56:42If someone's dicking me about...
0:57:06 > 0:57:09Oh, you fucker!
0:57:12 > 0:57:14Argh!
0:57:44 > 0:57:45Oh, God!
0:57:53 > 0:57:57Come on, come on, come on!
0:58:02 > 0:58:05Argh!
0:58:07 > 0:58:11Argh! Argh!
0:58:32 > 0:58:34MULLET INHALES
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Oh crap.
0:58:47 > 0:58:52So, which do you fancy? Keira in Atonement or Keira in Dr Zhivago?
0:58:52 > 0:58:55Emily! He's trying to rape you!
0:58:55 > 0:58:58Argh!
0:59:01 > 0:59:03Boys in this school are so disgusting.
0:59:32 > 0:59:36SQUELCHING
0:59:36 > 0:59:40GURGLING
1:00:06 > 1:00:10Mullet said he was going to kill them. Now he has.
1:00:10 > 1:00:14- We did treat him like shit.- It's not Darren Mullet. For fuck's sake!
1:00:14 > 1:00:18- Am I the only one who can see this? - You said you didn't do anything.
1:00:18 > 1:00:23Nice one, Alex. You got her to believe that? Proud of you, bro.
1:00:25 > 1:00:27Juss, I can explain.
1:00:27 > 1:00:32- What did that poor boy ever do to you anyway?- You want to know why we picked on him?
1:00:32 > 1:00:35We were bored, he was a spaz.
1:00:35 > 1:00:38- You do the math. - I'm so glad I'm not like you.
1:00:38 > 1:00:40Suck my cock, you prissy bitch!
1:00:40 > 1:00:43You look down your nose at everyone
1:00:43 > 1:00:45but you spread your legs just like the rest of us.
1:00:46 > 1:00:49Get your hands off me, you...!
1:00:53 > 1:00:56- Bradley, give me a hand. - None of my business, bro.
1:00:56 > 1:00:58Oh!
1:00:58 > 1:01:01THE GIRLS SCREAM
1:01:06 > 1:01:08Bradley, will you do something?
1:01:20 > 1:01:22This isn't over.
1:01:22 > 1:01:23You're dead!
1:01:23 > 1:01:26We're ALL dead. He's going to kill us.
1:01:26 > 1:01:29He's dead, OK? He's fucking dead!
1:01:29 > 1:01:33- And I'm going to prove it! - Yeah, right and how are you going to do that?
1:01:33 > 1:01:37- I'm going to dig the fucker up! - Bradley!
1:02:09 > 1:02:13All right, Mullet, you fat fuck, let's take a look at you.
1:02:15 > 1:02:16Justine...?
1:02:19 > 1:02:21I want to see this website.
1:02:22 > 1:02:24All the harmless fun and games you had.
1:02:24 > 1:02:28- You don't want to see it. - Alex, I really do.
1:02:28 > 1:02:34'Here we see the lesser spotted Mullet at feeding time.'
1:02:41 > 1:02:44- Wahey!- Come on!
1:02:47 > 1:02:51Come on, fight back, Mullet, fight back. Come on!
1:02:52 > 1:02:54Please, turn it off.
1:02:54 > 1:02:57Did you get that?
1:02:57 > 1:02:59'OK, now we need to be very quiet
1:02:59 > 1:03:05'because we are here to observe the courtship rituals of the Mullet.
1:03:07 > 1:03:11'Oh, the Mullet's fallen for a very rare species -
1:03:11 > 1:03:14'Headgirlus frigidusbitchus.
1:03:14 > 1:03:16'Let's see what happens.'
1:03:16 > 1:03:18Come on, big boy, this way.
1:03:18 > 1:03:21SHE GIGGLES
1:03:32 > 1:03:37- Get off me, you creep! What is wrong with you?! - I'm so sorry, Justine, I...
1:03:37 > 1:03:38No, it's OK. It's no-one.
1:03:38 > 1:03:42Darren, mate, what are you playing at? That's the head girl.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44You can look but no-one's allowed to touch.
1:03:44 > 1:03:46I can't believe I'm actually going to Oxford!
1:03:46 > 1:03:49This is disgusting.
1:03:49 > 1:03:51I haven't got it.
1:03:51 > 1:03:54Ah, diddums. Baby going to cry?
1:03:54 > 1:03:56Do you know what's so cute?
1:03:56 > 1:03:59It's when guys can really show their emotions.
1:03:59 > 1:04:01MULLET GASPS FOR AIR
1:04:05 > 1:04:08- BREATHLESSLY:- Justine, please help me!
1:04:11 > 1:04:14Justine, make them give it back to me. Please!
1:04:14 > 1:04:17- I'm on the phone, OK, leave me alone.- Come on, Darren.
1:04:18 > 1:04:20THEY LAUGH
1:04:28 > 1:04:30MULLET CHOKES AND GASPS
1:04:30 > 1:04:33Breathe. Breathe.
1:04:35 > 1:04:38I don't want you in my house anymore.
1:04:40 > 1:04:42Juss, I'm not like them, OK...
1:04:42 > 1:04:44No, you're so much worse.
1:04:44 > 1:04:47At least Bradley's honest about who he is.
1:04:49 > 1:04:50You don't understand.
1:04:50 > 1:04:54Nobody ever says no to Bradley. I didn't have a choice.
1:04:54 > 1:04:57Don't you dare touch me! Just get out of my house!
1:04:57 > 1:04:59- Look, let me explain... - Alex, get out!
1:04:59 > 1:05:01- No, let me explain... - Get out of my house!
1:05:01 > 1:05:03SHE SOBS
1:05:10 > 1:05:14- GLASS BREAKS - Whoopsy(!)
1:05:15 > 1:05:18Bradley, come on. Shall we just go now?
1:05:18 > 1:05:23It's going to take you hours to get down to his coffin.
1:05:23 > 1:05:26This is a total dick dance.
1:05:26 > 1:05:28HE SOBS
1:05:30 > 1:05:33Why the fuck did Marcus have to die?
1:05:37 > 1:05:40And Sophie. And fucking everyone!
1:05:43 > 1:05:47Bradley, hey...come on.
1:05:48 > 1:05:51- Brad?- Why...? Why's this happening to us?
1:05:51 > 1:05:55You tell me why this is fucking happening to us!
1:05:57 > 1:06:00I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
1:06:00 > 1:06:04Hey, come here. Look at you.
1:06:12 > 1:06:15Fuck Darren Mullet.
1:06:17 > 1:06:18OK?
1:06:26 > 1:06:29SOBBING
1:06:46 > 1:06:47Come here.
1:06:52 > 1:06:55SHE GIGGLES
1:07:06 > 1:07:08Oh, Bradley.
1:07:15 > 1:07:17HE CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY
1:07:23 > 1:07:25SHE MOANS
1:07:25 > 1:07:27Get it in.
1:07:28 > 1:07:30Oh! Oh! Oh!
1:07:34 > 1:07:35Fuck!
1:07:55 > 1:07:57Bradley!
1:07:58 > 1:08:01Bradley! Bradley!
1:08:01 > 1:08:03Bradley! It's Darren Mullet!
1:08:03 > 1:08:06It's Darren Mullet! Bradley!
1:08:08 > 1:08:10SHE SCREAMS
1:08:10 > 1:08:12Aargh!
1:08:18 > 1:08:20Shit! No!
1:08:23 > 1:08:24Tasha?
1:08:31 > 1:08:33Tasha?
1:08:35 > 1:08:37Tasha? Tasha?
1:08:37 > 1:08:39Don't leave me.
1:08:39 > 1:08:42SHE STRUGGLES
1:08:48 > 1:08:50SHE SCREAMS
1:08:59 > 1:09:04Look, I'm really... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1:09:04 > 1:09:07We shouldn't have... We were just joking around.
1:09:08 > 1:09:12And...it was the others that didn't like you, not me.
1:09:12 > 1:09:15I always... I always liked you.
1:09:15 > 1:09:20Actually, I kind of... I kind of fancied you.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23I... I w-w-wanted to go out with you.
1:09:23 > 1:09:30B-But I was too scared to ask. T-That's the truth, OK?
1:09:33 > 1:09:35I would've gone out with you.
1:09:37 > 1:09:41And... And...maybe...
1:09:42 > 1:09:45Maybe it's not too late.
1:10:02 > 1:10:06- That's interesting. - Guv, I think you should see this.
1:10:06 > 1:10:09- What you got?- A condom. A full one.
1:10:09 > 1:10:12- At least he got his rocks off. - No, guv...
1:10:12 > 1:10:13it's full of his dick.
1:10:14 > 1:10:16Fucking spiders, look at that!
1:10:28 > 1:10:31SWIRLING VOICES
1:11:03 > 1:11:04Jason?
1:11:06 > 1:11:08I came to say I'm sorry.
1:11:10 > 1:11:16I saw Darren being bullied and I didn't do anything to help him.
1:11:16 > 1:11:22- I am starting to think maybe it was my fault.- It wasn't you.
1:11:24 > 1:11:26It was me.
1:11:28 > 1:11:31I was the one who told them he fancied you.
1:11:31 > 1:11:36I didn't want them to start on me, so I set him up. Some friend, huh?
1:11:36 > 1:11:38I'm going to see the head.
1:11:40 > 1:11:43Tell him what happened to Darren.
1:11:43 > 1:11:44It's not going to bring him back.
1:12:01 > 1:12:04- I need to talk to you.- I don't think we have anything to discuss.
1:12:04 > 1:12:07Alexis turned out to be...
1:12:07 > 1:12:10I hate to say I told you so.
1:12:10 > 1:12:13Please, Helena. I need a friend.
1:12:13 > 1:12:16- APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS - You're in luck.
1:12:16 > 1:12:19- D'you know where Tasha is? - No, I don't care.
1:12:19 > 1:12:21I've been calling her all morning.
1:12:21 > 1:12:25- Your friend practically pulled my ear off.- I'm so sorry.
1:12:25 > 1:12:28- You were my best friend. - It's OK. Tasha wants to meet me in the art room.
1:12:28 > 1:12:30I... I just came from there.
1:12:35 > 1:12:38I haven't changed. I'm still the same old Justine.
1:12:38 > 1:12:39Maybe that's the problem.
1:12:39 > 1:12:43- The only person you care about is yourself.- That's not fair.
1:12:43 > 1:12:45It's not, is it?
1:12:48 > 1:12:49Emily?
1:12:53 > 1:12:56I'm sorry, Darren, I know I let you down.
1:12:56 > 1:12:59I'm so sorry, I was just so scared.
1:12:59 > 1:13:01HE SCREAMS
1:13:09 > 1:13:10We found it by the bodies.
1:13:12 > 1:13:14I dare say there is an explanation.
1:13:14 > 1:13:17We think it got ripped off in the struggle.
1:13:24 > 1:13:26Tash?
1:13:26 > 1:13:28Where are you?
1:13:38 > 1:13:41Huh. That doesn't look like me.
1:13:41 > 1:13:44SHE SCREAMS
1:13:49 > 1:13:50Justine!
1:13:51 > 1:13:53Come here.
1:13:59 > 1:14:03- What's that for?- I needed to protect us.- Protect us from what?
1:14:03 > 1:14:04From Mullet.
1:14:06 > 1:14:09- Alex, you're scaring me.- Bradley and Tasha, they're both dead.
1:14:09 > 1:14:13- No, they're not.- They're in pieces, Justine, he's cut them into bits.
1:14:13 > 1:14:15Stop it, they're not dead.
1:14:15 > 1:14:16Tasha's in the art room.
1:14:20 > 1:14:21You saw her?
1:14:21 > 1:14:24No, she sent Kally a text saying to meet her there.
1:14:29 > 1:14:32- Where are you going? - To kill Darren Mullet.
1:14:32 > 1:14:35SHE GASPS FOR AIR
1:14:43 > 1:14:45What did I ever do to you?
1:14:50 > 1:14:53'Fight, fight, fight, fight...'
1:14:53 > 1:14:55Fight, fight, fight, fight.
1:14:55 > 1:14:58Fight back, you bitch!
1:14:58 > 1:15:00Ho-ho, back of the net!
1:15:03 > 1:15:07Come on, Mullet, you spaz. Getting beat up by a girl, are you?
1:15:09 > 1:15:10Look at the state of your face.
1:15:10 > 1:15:13'Fight, fight, fight...'
1:15:14 > 1:15:16It was just happy slapping.
1:15:16 > 1:15:18Please no, please!
1:15:19 > 1:15:21No, please! Aaagh!
1:15:21 > 1:15:25- This is crazy.- He's going to kill her, Justine, don't you understand?
1:15:25 > 1:15:29- Go and get help. Tell someone I need help.- Do your own dirty work.
1:15:29 > 1:15:31SHE SCREAMS
1:15:45 > 1:15:46Hello.
1:15:46 > 1:15:51Help me, please! Somebody!
1:15:51 > 1:15:52Stay off this line,
1:15:52 > 1:15:54we don't have time for silly games today, young lady.
1:15:56 > 1:16:00Where are the pupils we want to speak to?
1:16:04 > 1:16:06Oh, my God, Kally.
1:16:16 > 1:16:21- Alex, phone an ambulance. - It's too late. He's already here.
1:16:21 > 1:16:25- It wasn't Darren Mullet, just phone an ambulance.- But it was him.
1:16:25 > 1:16:27No, it wasn't, Alex, he's dead.
1:16:29 > 1:16:32I know that, Juss.
1:16:34 > 1:16:37- He's standing right behind you. - Oh, God!
1:16:39 > 1:16:44Darren, I'm sorry, OK? It was a joke.
1:16:44 > 1:16:46Can't you take a fucking joke?!
1:16:49 > 1:16:52- Help! Open this!- Oi!
1:16:58 > 1:17:00SHE SCREAMS
1:17:08 > 1:17:09Die!
1:17:22 > 1:17:23The doors.
1:17:36 > 1:17:38What're we going to do?
1:17:40 > 1:17:42It wasn't all lies, you know.
1:17:44 > 1:17:47The things that I said to you, they weren't all lies.
1:17:47 > 1:17:48I know.
1:18:04 > 1:18:05SHE SCREAMS
1:18:14 > 1:18:16Aaagh!
1:18:36 > 1:18:38SHE CHOKES
1:19:00 > 1:19:02Aaagh!
1:19:10 > 1:19:12Alex, smash it.
1:19:16 > 1:19:18HE GASPS FOR BREATH
1:19:24 > 1:19:26What's the matter, Mullet? Having trouble breathing?
1:19:26 > 1:19:28Alex, come on, let's get out of here.
1:19:32 > 1:19:33Not so hard now, are you?
1:19:42 > 1:19:44Oh, shit.
1:19:46 > 1:19:48Run, Justine. Go!
1:20:04 > 1:20:08Darren, no! Please don't hurt him. I let you down.
1:20:08 > 1:20:11I was the one that should've helped you.
1:20:13 > 1:20:16Oh!
1:20:17 > 1:20:19SHE SOBS
1:20:19 > 1:20:21I'm so sorry.
1:20:26 > 1:20:29HE GURGLES
1:20:42 > 1:20:44Help me!
1:20:47 > 1:20:50I see you, Darren, is that what you wanted?
1:20:51 > 1:20:55And you know what? You do look like fucking Shrek!
1:21:04 > 1:21:06HIS BREATHING STOPS
1:21:16 > 1:21:19Justine. What have you done?
1:22:28 > 1:22:30INAUDIBLE
1:23:15 > 1:23:17Can any of you boys...
1:23:17 > 1:23:19tell me...
1:23:19 > 1:23:23why that stupid little bitch
1:23:23 > 1:23:28had to kill all my best players?
1:23:28 > 1:23:31I mean, why couldn't she have done us all a favour
1:23:31 > 1:23:33and killed you lot instead?
1:23:33 > 1:23:34Eh?
1:23:36 > 1:23:37Out you go.
1:23:38 > 1:23:41And keep your discipline.
1:23:41 > 1:23:43Skipper, Sam.
1:23:45 > 1:23:47Oi!
1:23:47 > 1:23:49Oi!
1:23:49 > 1:23:53Why aren't you changed with the others? Have you got a note?
1:23:53 > 1:23:56Cos if you haven't got a note, you can get yourself to...
1:24:00 > 1:24:05"Dear Mr Ramsay, Darren can't do games today because he is dead."
1:24:08 > 1:24:10What, is this a joke, son?
1:24:10 > 1:24:13Is this meant to be funny, because if you've...
1:24:13 > 1:24:14Oh, fuck!
1:24:35 > 1:24:38# Monster Hospital
1:24:41 > 1:24:44# Can you please release me?
1:25:05 > 1:25:07# I fought the war
1:25:07 > 1:25:09# I fought the war, I fought the war
1:25:09 > 1:25:13# But the war won't stop for the love of God
1:25:13 > 1:25:15# I fought the war, I fought the war
1:25:15 > 1:25:18# But the war won't stop for the love of God
1:25:18 > 1:25:21# I fought the war, I fought the war
1:25:21 > 1:25:24# But the war won't stop for the love of God
1:25:24 > 1:25:27# I fought the war, I fought the war
1:25:27 > 1:25:28# But the war won
1:25:33 > 1:25:37# I fought the war, I fought the war
1:25:37 > 1:25:38# I fought the war
1:25:38 > 1:25:41# But the war won't stop for the love of God
1:25:41 > 1:25:43# I fought the war, I fought the war
1:25:43 > 1:25:46# But the war won't stop for the love of God
1:25:46 > 1:25:49# I fought the war, I fought the war
1:25:49 > 1:25:52# But the war won. #