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0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02You want to act like a twat...

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Natalie?- Yeah, she's banging.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23It's your bruv. I can see him now.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34Yo, Joe. Don't forget you owe me.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Allow it, bruv.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Huh? Bruv, pay up, B!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Look, bruv, don't piss me off, yeah?

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Is that it? Huh?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Look at that chicken shit.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- TELEVISION:- ..Police officers on duty, but I do urge now

0:03:08 > 0:03:11that parents start contacting their children

0:03:11 > 0:03:14and asking them where their children are,

0:03:14 > 0:03:16and I am imploring that people...

0:03:16 > 0:03:20..Vandals and looters out of the city centre.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Police warn that anyone inciting could face prosecution.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28The technology company BlackBerry has said it will find...

0:03:28 > 0:03:32"If you can keep your head when all about you

0:03:32 > 0:03:36"are losing theirs and blaming it on you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39"If you can... you can trust yourself

0:03:39 > 0:03:41"when all men doubt you..."

0:03:41 > 0:03:43BEEPING

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Well, the rioting began at Tottenham in North London.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04..scarcely believe what has happened. Rosie Pertusa...

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Have you done your homework? - DOOR SLAMS

0:04:08 > 0:04:11What?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Are you in a hurry, bruv?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Don't forget you owe me!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Oi, you need a lift?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Devon, you fucking dickhead, get me off now!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Devon, you fucking knob, get me off! - Come down, innit!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Get me off here now, dickhead! Now!

0:04:34 > 0:04:39You lot don't have nothing better to do, huh? What you do this to the boy for?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm fed up of seeing you 'round the estate every damn day

0:04:42 > 0:04:44busting up the place, upsetting people!

0:04:44 > 0:04:50You should be ashamed of yourselves. Where is your father, young man?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Where's your father? He should have beat you!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58SHE COUGHS

0:04:58 > 0:05:00All right, Lisa?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Did you hear about Nelson?

0:05:02 > 0:05:03They got him on CCTV.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Got his photo up on the six o'clock news clean like broad daylight.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Lisa, you coming?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Coming?

0:05:28 > 0:05:33DOORBELLS RING

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Boo!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Hey, Devon, come 'ere to me!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I'll ring your skinny necks.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Your mama's so fat, when she walked to an all-you-can-eat buffet,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05they had to install speed bumps.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Yo, Devon!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Hey, Tiny's there. Oi, little man, what you got for me?

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Trainers, innit. - You got size ten, bruv?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I got everything. I got all sizes.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hey, these are all right. Cool.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Leave it, bruv!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oi. Oi!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Rubbish, innit?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37POLICE RADIO

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yeah, I'm on my way.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Nice one.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Yeah, nice one, Joe!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Now go and get 'em!

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Oi, you lot, wait up!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01FLIES BUZZING

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Ah, it's disgusting in here! Urgh!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Your mum's so stupid,

0:07:07 > 0:07:10she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13That's a good one. Go on then, get in.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Urgh!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Urgh!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Beats homework anyway. Not!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29If you can keep your 'ead, where does it get you?

0:07:29 > 0:07:30You stink!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Shut up! It's not funny!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Cah, you smell terrible!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Your mama smells so bad,

0:07:39 > 0:07:42the only dis I'm gonna have to give her is disinfectant.

0:07:42 > 0:07:47Your mum's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Oi, watch where you're walking!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Your mama's so stupid,

0:08:40 > 0:08:44she thinks unisex is what people go to university for.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46What's in the bag?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oi!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53What you doing there?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54I went and got 'em.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Yeah? I'd put 'em back if I was you, bruv.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Don't you still owe me? - Leave it out, Devon.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Leave it out?

0:09:12 > 0:09:18Bruv, don't make me embarrass you in front of your girlfriend, yeah?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Hey, Lisa, give me a fag.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I haven't got one.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Don't piss me off, I saw one in your mouth earlier.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38That's what you get for being tight and thinking you're a big man, yeah?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Why you dragging him up like that? What's your problem, Dev, man?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- That's out of order. - No, it's not even funny.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- SOME OF THE GANG LAUGH - Did you see that? Who wants a fag?

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Your mama's so ugly,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05when she puts lipstick on she looks like a hamburger.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Just shut up!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- I'm just...- Just piss off, will ya?! - Don't blame me!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Why didn't you just give him the fags?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Why d'you have to piss him off?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16You're just a little kid!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40THE PLANT POT SHATTERS

0:10:41 > 0:10:44HE PANTS

0:10:48 > 0:10:52THE PLANT POTS SHATTER

0:10:56 > 0:10:58What you looking at?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oi, you owe me!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Now piss off out of here!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00If you can keep your head...

0:12:07 > 0:12:12..when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

0:12:31 > 0:12:33but make allowance for their doubting too.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58THE CROWD APPLAUD

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Yes, yes, Nyja.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Yo, make some noise in the place, yeah, guys.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21You know what, it's done, yeah, it's done! Yeah!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25# I keep it moving, showdown

0:13:25 > 0:13:27# This heavy mic...

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# I hoping I never might go down

0:13:29 > 0:13:33# Which by one pronoun so profound... #

0:13:33 > 0:13:38If you can wait, and not be tired of waiting

0:13:38 > 0:13:39or being lied about...

0:13:39 > 0:13:41# I'm searching for the rhythm MCs

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Don't deal in lies...

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# These MCs do shows to the seas

0:13:45 > 0:13:46# These MCs are fly

0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Original artists like I

0:13:48 > 0:13:49# One of them artists, cutting and snide

0:13:49 > 0:13:51# They don't say nothing, say something if you like

0:13:51 > 0:13:53# Hit me up on e-mail, Twitter or Skype... #

0:13:53 > 0:13:55THEY CHEER

0:14:05 > 0:14:10..Or being hated, don't give way to hating.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23And yet don't look too good nor talk too wise.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25# Your chances are shit I'm going in

0:14:25 > 0:14:27# Make your eyes spin

0:14:27 > 0:14:29# I'm a killing machine Burstin' your brain with swagga

0:14:29 > 0:14:31# Get to know my bredrin

0:14:31 > 0:14:34# Don't like me and rock, rocky... #

0:14:46 > 0:14:50If you can dream and not make dreams your master...

0:15:17 > 0:15:22If you can think and not make thoughts your aim.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26# Bass on the right track

0:15:26 > 0:15:28# Slam like a thumb back

0:15:28 > 0:15:29# You don't have to worry, uh-oh

0:15:29 > 0:15:31# Cos the slide back

0:15:31 > 0:15:33# Plump for the sticky, wicky, tricky cos it's all fat

0:15:33 > 0:15:36# Even when you have to keep your head up like a big bat

0:15:36 > 0:15:39# Swing, party people, cos I am the groove

0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Yeah, I'm gonna bang to the BOOM till we hit the record player

0:15:42 > 0:15:44# Can you feel me?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47# We're jammin' on the radio cos I'm crazy, yo

0:15:47 > 0:15:49# Going loco, bro, let's go!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52# You can call me a-di-o

0:15:52 > 0:15:55# When I hit the so fo, let's go!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57# Se di-di ally yo...

0:15:57 > 0:16:01If you can meet with triumph and disaster,

0:16:01 > 0:16:04and treat those two impostors just the same.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08# Oh, the energy that we never turn down

0:16:08 > 0:16:12# Let all the players say

0:16:12 > 0:16:18# That girl with the glasses, low backs, skin faint, blunt hair... #

0:16:18 > 0:16:22If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

0:16:22 > 0:16:26twisted by knaves to make traps for fools...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28# Ain't no dude, my style's random

0:16:28 > 0:16:30# Let's cut loose Ain't no fug, I'm just me

0:16:30 > 0:16:32# No-one hide me inside, that's not cool

0:16:32 > 0:16:36# Flats, tins, all day long that's what you'll see me in! #

0:16:40 > 0:16:44..Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,

0:16:44 > 0:16:47and stoop and build them up with worn out tools.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11If you can make one heap of all your winnings,

0:17:11 > 0:17:15and risk it on one turn of pitch and toss...

0:17:20 > 0:17:23And lose and start again at your beginnings,

0:17:23 > 0:17:27and never breathe a word about your loss.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

0:17:42 > 0:17:47to serve your turn long after they are gone...

0:18:05 > 0:18:08So hold on when there is nothing in you,

0:18:08 > 0:18:12except the will that says to them, "Hold on."

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Woo! Lock down to If FM,

0:18:56 > 0:18:58your number one place for the UK underground sound!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01We got the beat-box cipher, no introduction needed!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- You are ready? - Yeah, pass the mic.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06If FM!

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Salt 'n pepper. Give me some pepper.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10THEY BEATBOX

0:19:10 > 0:19:13# Salutations to all my well-wishers

0:19:13 > 0:19:15# I understand the nation so let's get down to business

0:19:15 > 0:19:16# I don't kiss and tell, snitches

0:19:16 > 0:19:18# I hit it well

0:19:18 > 0:19:20# But it would be a lie to say my ... is 12 inches

0:19:20 > 0:19:23# Baby, I a ruler I'm crazy with my moolah

0:19:23 > 0:19:26# That's why I should be in rehab saving for my jeweller

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Keep it rolling, people.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue

0:19:33 > 0:19:37or walk with kings nor lose the common touch.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39# Master beats, favours effects

0:19:39 > 0:19:41# I put my heart in the beat

0:19:41 > 0:19:45# A lot of MCs want to target my dream but they can't cos their bars are garbage and weak

0:19:45 > 0:19:48# Them on the air but still I can't even breathe

0:19:48 > 0:19:50# I feel like Martin Luther, I started the future

0:19:50 > 0:19:52# I'm just a dream

0:19:52 > 0:19:54# They looked a lie

0:19:54 > 0:19:56# I've lost my mind, ain't got the time

0:19:56 > 0:19:58# I wash my own hands, yes

0:19:58 > 0:19:59# Always on one

0:19:59 > 0:20:01# Watch those birds tweet

0:20:01 > 0:20:03# They say I'm sick, man I don't need no nurse

0:20:03 > 0:20:06# I get to the gym cos I'm destined to win

0:20:06 > 0:20:09# If they want a bar fight then I'm next in the ring

0:20:09 > 0:20:10# I'm a threat, I'm a killer

0:20:10 > 0:20:12# I'm not a sheep, I'm a leader

0:20:12 > 0:20:15# Yo! #

0:20:15 > 0:20:17THEY CHEER

0:20:19 > 0:20:21# You already know Rude Nation

0:20:21 > 0:20:23# Young prince in the jungle

0:20:23 > 0:20:25# Do it on our own so we don't owe you pagans

0:20:25 > 0:20:27# Hope flows galore and I'm locking it down

0:20:27 > 0:20:29# Running in time with the rhythm

0:20:29 > 0:20:31# Mucking about so you know the score You're too cold for war

0:20:31 > 0:20:34# I've been doing this thing from ages ago... #

0:20:38 > 0:20:42If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you

0:20:56 > 0:20:58TEXT ALERT

0:20:58 > 0:21:01If all men count with you, but none too much.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21If you can fill the unforgiving minute

0:21:25 > 0:21:30with 60 seconds' worth of distance run

0:21:50 > 0:21:53yours is the Earth and everything that's in it.

0:21:57 > 0:22:03And, which is more, you'll be a man, my son.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs

0:22:27 > 0:22:30and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself

0:22:30 > 0:22:36when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39If you can wait and not be tired of waiting,

0:22:39 > 0:22:44or being lied about, don't deal in lies, or being hated,

0:22:44 > 0:22:46don't give way to hating,

0:22:46 > 0:22:50and yet don't look too good nor talk too wise.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54If you can dream and not make dreams your master,

0:22:54 > 0:22:58if you can think and not make thoughts your aim,

0:22:58 > 0:23:01if you can meet with triumph and disaster,

0:23:01 > 0:23:05and treat those two impostors just the same.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

0:23:09 > 0:23:12twisted by knaves to make traps for fools,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15or watch the things you gave your life to broken,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18you'll stoop and build them up with worn-out tools.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22If you can make one heap of all your winnings,

0:23:22 > 0:23:27and risk it on one turn of pitch and toss, and lose and start again

0:23:27 > 0:23:33from your beginnings, and never breathe a word about your loss.

0:23:33 > 0:23:38If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew,

0:23:38 > 0:23:43to serve your turn long after they are gone,

0:23:43 > 0:23:46and so hold on when there is nothing in you,

0:23:46 > 0:23:50except the will that says to them, "Hold on."

0:23:50 > 0:23:54If you can talk to crowds and keep your virtue,

0:23:54 > 0:23:58or walk with kings nor lose the common touch,

0:23:58 > 0:24:02if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

0:24:02 > 0:24:05if all men count with you but none too much,

0:24:05 > 0:24:09if you can fill the unforgiving minute,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12with 60 seconds' worth of distance run,

0:24:12 > 0:24:17yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

0:24:17 > 0:24:22and which is more you'll be a man, my son.