0:00:02 > 0:00:10This film contains some violent scenes and some strong language.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13RUMBLE OF THUNDER
0:00:13 > 0:00:17HEAVY RAIN
0:00:17 > 0:00:19ANNOUNCER: 'The shipping forecast for today and tonight
0:00:19 > 0:00:21'Iceland, Bailey, Faeroes -
0:00:21 > 0:00:27'Fresh or strong southwest winds, with gales in North Iceland, at first.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30'Occasional showers with snow in the north.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32'Visibility otherwise good.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34'Fair Isle, Cromarty, Forties -
0:00:34 > 0:00:38'South-southwest gales spreading from the west with rain
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'and moderate or poor visibility.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47'Shannon, Irish Sea, Fastnet, Lundy, Sole -
0:00:47 > 0:00:50'Fresh or strong...' It's seven o'clock, you three.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52'..occasional rain or drizzle,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56'visibility becoming moderate or poor with some fog banks.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01'Plymouth, Portland, Wight, Dover, Thames, Humber, Heligoland, East Dogger -
0:01:01 > 0:01:05'Light or moderate...' Eileen? Tony? Maisie?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08You'd better get your skates on.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11'..apart from coastal fog or mist patches morning and night...'
0:01:13 > 0:01:17DESCENDING FOOTSTEPS
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Morning, Mam. Tony, are those two sisters of yours up yet?
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Yeah, they're just coming down.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25FOOTSTEPS
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Oh, hiya, Mam. Morning, Maisie.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Morning, Mam. Morning, honey.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Nervous, love? A bit.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Have a cuppa and a ciggie.
0:01:39 > 0:01:47WOMAN SINGS: # I get the blues When it's raining
0:01:47 > 0:01:54# The blues I can't lose When it rains
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# Now each little raindrop
0:01:57 > 0:02:01# Falls on my window pane
0:02:01 > 0:02:06# Reminds me of the tears I shed
0:02:06 > 0:02:09# The tears were all in vain
0:02:09 > 0:02:17# So I sit and wait for The sun to shine
0:02:17 > 0:02:23# To shine all my blues away
0:02:23 > 0:02:27# It rained when I met you
0:02:27 > 0:02:31# And it rained when I lost you
0:02:31 > 0:02:38# So I get the blues when it rains. #
0:02:43 > 0:02:47JESSYE NORMAN SINGS: # There's a man
0:02:47 > 0:02:50# Going round
0:02:50 > 0:02:55# Taking names
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# There's a man
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# Going round
0:03:01 > 0:03:07# Taking names
0:03:07 > 0:03:14# He has taken my father's name
0:03:14 > 0:03:20# And he's left my heart in pain
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# There's a man
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# Going round
0:03:26 > 0:03:31# Taking names
0:03:33 > 0:03:43# Oh-oh Death is that man taking names
0:03:45 > 0:03:55# Oh-oh Death is that man taking names
0:03:55 > 0:04:02# He has taken my brother's name
0:04:02 > 0:04:10# And he's left my heart in pain
0:04:11 > 0:04:16# There's a man going round
0:04:16 > 0:04:25# Taking names
0:04:25 > 0:04:28# There's a man
0:04:28 > 0:04:36# Going round
0:04:37 > 0:04:46# Taking names. #
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I wish me dad was here.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58SHE THINKS: 'I don't. He was a bastard and I bleedin' hated him.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01'Can I have the money to go to the dance?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04DAD: 'You get that cellar done. Never mind bleedin' dances.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07'But Dad, there's rats down there. I'm terrified of rats.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09DAD: 'No cellar, no dance.'
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Can I go to the dance, Dad?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Thanks. You're just like your Auntie May!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Aaah! And she was no bleedin' good!
0:05:40 > 0:05:44SHE SCREAMS
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I don't half wish me dad was here.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57RUMBLE OF THUNDER
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Come out and fight me, you bastard!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Come out and fight!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Come out and fight me, you bastard!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11You bastard! Come out and fight!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Will you have a drink with me, Dad?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Have a drink with him, Tommy.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Please.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I said... no.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Tuppence,
0:06:55 > 0:06:57that's all I've got.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01But I wouldn't give you daylight.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Come on, you little bastard!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Come on! Get in that van. Get in that van!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32ENGINE STARTS
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Are you ready, Ei?
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Here goes.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20LABOURED BREATHING
0:08:38 > 0:08:40WOMAN: Ah, he was all right, your dad.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43EILEEN: You were the only one who could get round him.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46WOMAN: What'll you give us for them, Mr D?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Micky, there your dad's working boots
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I know, but we've just got to have five bob.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54What for? Oh, Dad, we've just got to go to the dance.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I don't know.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You two are bleedin' dance mad.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, go on, Mr D.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Just five bob. Don't be snidey.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06All right.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I'll lend you the money.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10But take the boots back home. OK?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, thanks, Mr D, you're a pal. Thanks, Dad.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15And be back here by 11.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Bleedin' dance mad.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25How are we fixed for a few ciggies, Mr D? Out!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33DAD: Eileen! It's nearly 11 o'clock
0:09:33 > 0:09:36OK, Dad. Just one last ciggie, Mr D.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'll be in in a minute, Dad.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You'll get me hung, you will.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Isn't it terrible the way we've got to be in by 11 o'clock.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I know. It's worse than Alcatraz, isn't it?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05DAD: Eileen! I won't tell you twice.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Just a few more minutes, Mr D, and she'll be in, honest.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Make sure it is only a few more minutes an' all.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I'm sure I'm getting a brain tumour.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Oh, Micky, behave, you're healthier than I am.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23No, honest, kid. Me head's been banging for days.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Eileen! What bleedin' time do you call this? Blimey.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27I'm coming, Dad, I'm coming.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29BOTH: See you, kid.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Look what he's bought me.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39It's Chanel No.5.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I know
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Isn't that dead romantic?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Before you are joined in matrimony, I have to remind both of you
0:10:55 > 0:10:59of the solemn and binding character of the vows you are about to make.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02This marriage is the union of one man with one woman
0:11:02 > 0:11:07freely entered into, for life, to the exclusion of all others.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10CHEERING
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Ah!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15GIGGLING In you come, Maisie.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19LAUGHTER
0:11:23 > 0:11:25PHOTOGRAPHER: Smile!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31ALL: # Oh, oh Oh, what a gal
0:11:31 > 0:11:36# There's none so classy As my fair lassie
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# Oh, oh Oh, holy Moses, what a chassis
0:11:40 > 0:11:44# She went riding She didn't fall
0:11:44 > 0:11:48# From the country I was the one who had to walk
0:11:48 > 0:11:56# If you knew Susie like I know Susie Oh, oh what a gal! #
0:11:57 > 0:11:59# My Yiddisher momma
0:11:59 > 0:12:01MAN: Eh! No. Order, now.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03# I miss her more than ever now
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Go on, Maisie. Go on.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09# My Yiddisher momma
0:12:09 > 0:12:15# I long to kiss her wrinkled brow
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# I long to hold her hand
0:12:18 > 0:12:24# As I did in days gone by
0:12:24 > 0:12:27# And say I'm sorry
0:12:27 > 0:12:32# For everything that made you cry
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# How few were her pleasures... #
0:12:35 > 0:12:37SHE SOBS
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I want me dad.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I want me dad!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54AGONISED SOBBING
0:13:01 > 0:13:08A CAPPELLA FEMALE VOICE: # In the bleak midwinter
0:13:08 > 0:13:15# Frosty wind made moan
0:13:15 > 0:13:23# Earth stood hard as iron
0:13:23 > 0:13:30# Water like a stone
0:13:31 > 0:13:39# Snow had fallen, snow on snow
0:13:39 > 0:13:46# Snow on snow
0:13:47 > 0:13:55# In the bleak midwinter
0:13:55 > 0:14:02# Long
0:14:02 > 0:14:08# Ago
0:14:11 > 0:14:19CHOIR: # Our God Heaven cannot hold Him
0:14:19 > 0:14:26# Nor earth sustain
0:14:26 > 0:14:33# Heaven and earth shall flee away
0:14:33 > 0:14:40# When He comes to reign
0:14:42 > 0:14:49# In the bleak midwinter
0:14:49 > 0:14:56# A stable place sufficed
0:14:56 > 0:15:05# The Lord God Almighty
0:15:05 > 0:15:12# Jesus Christ... #
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Say good night to your dad, kids. ALL: Good night, Dad.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Good night, kids.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20CHILDREN GIGGLE
0:15:23 > 0:15:30# What can I give Him
0:15:30 > 0:15:37# Woeful as I am?
0:15:38 > 0:15:46# If I were a shepherd
0:15:46 > 0:15:55# I would bring a lamb
0:15:55 > 0:16:01# If I were a wise man... #
0:16:01 > 0:16:03God bless, kids.
0:16:03 > 0:16:09# I would do my part
0:16:09 > 0:16:19# Yet what can I give Him?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23# Give
0:16:23 > 0:16:30# My heart
0:16:30 > 0:16:39# Give
0:16:39 > 0:16:46# My heart. #
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Nellie!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Clean it up!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09LABOURED BREATHING
0:17:27 > 0:17:30DOOR SLAMS, KEYS JANGLE
0:17:30 > 0:17:32DEPARTING FOOTSTEPS
0:17:32 > 0:17:34MAN: Play Limelight, Scouse.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49HE PLAYS
0:18:10 > 0:18:12MAN: That's it, Scouse. Gie us a tune.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14PLAYING CONTINUES
0:18:20 > 0:18:25It was Schmeling, Scouse. You're wrong. Schmeling never won the title.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27The heavyweight champions were:
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Jack Sharkey, Primo Carnera,
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Braddock, Baer
0:18:32 > 0:18:35No, I tell a lie, Baer then Braddock.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And then Joe Louis, who held that title till
0:18:37 > 0:18:391948 from 1937.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Come on, Scouse.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45ALL: # It takes a worried man To sing a worried song
0:18:45 > 0:18:52# It takes a worried man To sing a worried song
0:18:52 > 0:18:56# I'm worried now But I won't be worried long. #
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Thanks for coming home, son.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I got compassionate leave, Mam.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Was...
0:19:26 > 0:19:28..wrong
0:19:28 > 0:19:30lad.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42OK, Dad.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46OK.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57# So wherever she may be
0:19:57 > 0:20:02# Go bring her back to me
0:20:02 > 0:20:07# Roll along
0:20:07 > 0:20:14# Kentucky moon. #
0:20:14 > 0:20:16More band!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Whoopie!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22# I like pickled onions I like pickled cabbage
0:20:22 > 0:20:27# Piccalilli is all right with a bit of cold meat on a Sunday night
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# I like Tommy-a-toes But the best thing... #
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Your gran's in fine fettle. Just come back from the Isle of Man.
0:20:34 > 0:20:39She should have stayed there, the old cow. She's just like me dad and I bleedin' hate her.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Whoopie! More bleeding punch!
0:20:49 > 0:20:53GIRL, QUIETLY: Don't fall, Mam. Please don't fall.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Why did you marry him, Mam?
0:21:06 > 0:21:07He was nice.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11He was a good dancer
0:21:12 > 0:21:19ELLA FITZGERALD: # Here I go again
0:21:19 > 0:21:26# I hear those trumpets blow again
0:21:26 > 0:21:31# All aglow again
0:21:31 > 0:21:39# Taking a chance on love
0:21:39 > 0:21:46# Here I slide again
0:21:46 > 0:21:52# About to take that ride again
0:21:52 > 0:21:57# Starry-eyed again...#
0:21:57 > 0:22:00No! Never be like that! No! Tommy, no!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Tommy, no! Please, Tommy! Oh, Tommy, no!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Shut up. Shut up!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Aaah! Shut up, shut up!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10SHE SHRIEKS Shut up!
0:22:11 > 0:22:18# I never would try
0:22:18 > 0:22:23# But now I'm taking the game up
0:22:23 > 0:22:25SHE SOBS
0:22:25 > 0:22:31# And the ace of hearts is high
0:22:31 > 0:22:38# Things are mending now
0:22:38 > 0:22:45# I see a rainbow blending now
0:22:45 > 0:22:51# We'll have a happy ending now
0:22:51 > 0:22:56# Taking a chance on love. #
0:23:18 > 0:23:20If anything happens to my mum,
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I'll bleedin' kill you.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30TONY: Go on, Maisie, give us Barefoot Days.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33# Barefoot days
0:23:33 > 0:23:37# When we were just a couple of kids
0:23:37 > 0:23:40# Barefoot days
0:23:40 > 0:23:44# And all the things we did
0:23:44 > 0:23:47ALL: # We'd go down to a shady nook
0:23:47 > 0:23:50# Use a bent pin for a hook
0:23:50 > 0:23:54# And we'd fish all day We'd fish all night
0:23:54 > 0:23:57# But the goddamn fish Refused to bite
0:23:57 > 0:24:04# And then we'd slide Down someone's backyard door
0:24:04 > 0:24:11# Slide and slide Till our pants was tore
0:24:11 > 0:24:15# Then we'd have to go home We'd have to go to bed
0:24:15 > 0:24:18# While our mother got busy with the needle and thread
0:24:18 > 0:24:25# Oh, boy What joy we had in barefoot days. #
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Make sure there's room in there.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46AIR-RAID SIREN
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Tommy, where are the kids? Where are the kids?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07SIREN CONTINUES
0:25:16 > 0:25:19DRONE OF AEROPLANE
0:25:19 > 0:25:22BOMBS WHISTLE AND FALL
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Come in. Come in.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Where the bleedin' hell have you been?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42They're getting closer! They're going to bomb us!
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Sing, Eileen.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Sing.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53DRONE OF AEROPLANE ENGINE HESITANTLY: # Roll out the barrel
0:25:53 > 0:25:55# We'll have a barrel of fun
0:25:55 > 0:25:58DISTANT EXPLOSIONS
0:25:58 > 0:26:01OTHERS JOIN IN HESITANTLY # Roll out the barrel
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# We've got the blues on the run
0:26:05 > 0:26:09# Zing boom tararrel
0:26:09 > 0:26:13# We'll have a song of good cheer
0:26:13 > 0:26:18# Now's the time to roll the barrel
0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Cos the gang's all here. #
0:26:36 > 0:26:38How are you, Ei?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41OK, Mam.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58What's scarlet fever, Mam?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02It's scarlatina, love.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Scarlatina.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Where's our Tony, Mam?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Why can't I come in, Dad?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40There's no place for you here.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Frig off!
0:28:03 > 0:28:05DOG BARKS
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Can I stay here, Gran? You can have the sofa.
0:28:21 > 0:28:26GIRLS: If I should die before I wake, pray the Lord my soul to take.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30God bless Mother, God bless Father, and keep them safe.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43If you look into a mirror after midnight...
0:28:46 > 0:28:47..you'll see the devil.
0:28:49 > 0:28:54# Oh, when Irish eyes are smiling
0:28:56 > 0:29:00# All the world is bright and gay
0:29:01 > 0:29:04# In the lilt of Irish laughter
0:29:10 > 0:29:14# When Irish hearts are happy
0:29:16 > 0:29:19# All the world is bright and gay
0:29:21 > 0:29:26# In the lilt Of Irish laughter
0:29:26 > 0:29:28HE WHISTLES MELODY
0:29:31 > 0:29:35# When Irish hearts are happy
0:29:37 > 0:29:39CONTINUES WHISTLING
0:29:42 > 0:29:45BOTH: R-A-G-M-O-P-P-P. Ragmop!
0:29:45 > 0:29:48BOTH: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Ragmop!
0:29:53 > 0:29:55God! Isn't it hot?
0:29:56 > 0:29:58I'm sweating past meself.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Oh, here's Red.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Oh, God, that's all I need.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Aw, he's harmless.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12Hiya, Mick.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14Die!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Oh, what you're throwing away.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21God help him, poor gobshite.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28Do you remember Formby? And that tent?
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Oh, cor blimey.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33MICKY: I never. You did
0:30:33 > 0:30:34I never.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36You did. I never.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38You did fart!
0:30:41 > 0:30:43SHE GROANS
0:30:45 > 0:30:46I never.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50I thought you'd killed her, you know, Micky. I know. So did I.
0:30:50 > 0:30:55When I think about it, I was a real cow with that mallet, wasn't I?
0:30:55 > 0:30:59Do you ever see Jingles? No. Not since she married Les.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02# 'S wonderful!
0:31:03 > 0:31:05BOTH: # 'S marvellous! #
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Jingles, you came!
0:31:08 > 0:31:13ALL: # They tried to sell us Egg foo yung! #
0:31:13 > 0:31:15So, how are you, kid? Smashing.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Are you still married? Oh, God, yeah.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Two kids and a radiogram to support.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23You haven't altered, Ei. Still not a pick on you. Still eight stone soaking wet.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25How do you do it? Witchcraft!
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Look at the size of me! I'm in a worse state than Russia
0:31:28 > 0:31:30LAUGHTER
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Do you know who I saw in The Swan last week? Who? Jackie McGorrie.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Did you? Remember when...
0:31:35 > 0:31:41MUSIC DROWNS CONVERSATION # Cos I love you that's why... #
0:31:41 > 0:31:43# Whoa, it's Saturday
0:31:43 > 0:31:45# That's why. Yeah, it's Saturday
0:31:45 > 0:31:48# Cos I love you that's why
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Oh, kiss me, you fool.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52# That's why, that's why that's why... #
0:31:52 > 0:31:55KNOCK AT DOOR That's him.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Bet he's come in a taxi.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01Well, you know these seamen. Money's no object.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21I've signed meself out of hospital.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26I've walked home.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42He's gone.
0:32:44 > 0:32:45My Tommy's gone.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Won't you say ta-ra, Dad?
0:33:38 > 0:33:40I'm only going for the season.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Do you know what?
0:33:57 > 0:34:01If I ever get a gun, I'll blow your bleedin' brains out.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Ta-ra, Mam!
0:34:07 > 0:34:08Bye, love!
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Don't forget to write, now, will you?
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Have a ciggie, kid.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31# I put a nickel in the telephone
0:34:31 > 0:34:36# To dial my baby's number Got a brr-brr-brr-brr busy line. #
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Pwllheli, here we come!
0:35:19 > 0:35:21GENERAL CHATTER
0:35:21 > 0:35:23INAUDIBLE
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Yes, please.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29INAUDIBLE
0:35:36 > 0:35:39MAM: Please come home, Ei Your dad's really ill.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32MICKY: # East is east and West is west
0:36:32 > 0:36:35# And the wrong one I have chose
0:36:35 > 0:36:37# Let's go where they keep on wearin'
0:36:37 > 0:36:40# Those rings and things and Buttons and bows
0:36:40 > 0:36:44# Flowers and frills and Buttons and bows
0:36:44 > 0:36:47# Don't bury me in this prairie
0:36:47 > 0:36:50# Take me where the cement grows
0:36:50 > 0:36:52# Let's get down to some big town
0:36:52 > 0:36:55# Where they judge a gal by the cut of her clothes
0:36:55 > 0:36:59# And you'll stand out in Buttons and bows
0:36:59 > 0:37:02# I love you in buck skin
0:37:02 > 0:37:05# Or the skirts that you've homespun
0:37:05 > 0:37:10# But I'll love you longer, stronger Where your friends don't tote a gun
0:37:10 > 0:37:12# My bones denounce The buckboard bounce
0:37:12 > 0:37:15# And the cactus hurts my toes
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Let's vamoose where gals keep usin'
0:37:17 > 0:37:20# Those silks and satins And linen that shows
0:37:20 > 0:37:24# And you're all mine In buttons and bows
0:37:24 > 0:37:26# Gimme Eastern trimmin' where women are women
0:37:26 > 0:37:29# In high-silk hose And peek-a-boo clothes
0:37:29 > 0:37:31# And French perfume that rocks the room
0:37:31 > 0:37:33# And you're all mine
0:37:33 > 0:37:36GIRLS TAKE A DEEP BREATH # Bows! #
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Well, Ei
0:37:58 > 0:38:00You're well and truly married now.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03Yes.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08But I don't feel any different, Maisie.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13I don't FEEL any different.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Don't be worrying. You'll be all right.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34MAM: They soon grow up.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Maisie is engaged to George Roughley
0:38:37 > 0:38:40and I don't think it'll be long before our Tony marries Rosie Forsyth.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54SHE SIGHS
0:38:56 > 0:38:58I'll leave the place till morning.
0:39:06 > 0:39:12SOPRANO: # Ah ah Ah ah ah ah
0:39:12 > 0:39:23# Aah aah aah Aah aah aah
0:39:23 > 0:39:31# Aah aah aah Aah aah aah aah
0:39:33 > 0:39:40# Aah aah Aah aah aah aah
0:39:40 > 0:39:45# Aah aah Aah aah aah aah aah
0:39:45 > 0:39:56# Aah aah aah Aah aah aah
0:39:56 > 0:40:03# Aah aah aah Aah aah aah... #
0:40:03 > 0:40:05MAM: I love the light nights.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10MAISIE: But they're starting to draw in now, aren't they Mam?
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Yeah RUMBLE OF THUNDER
0:40:15 > 0:40:16DAD: Nellie?
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Nellie!
0:40:26 > 0:40:27Nell!
0:40:31 > 0:40:33EILEEN: Sorry about the mess, Mam.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Go on you're all right I'll see to it
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Ah thanks, Mam. MICKY: See you, Mrs D. Ta-ra
0:40:39 > 0:40:41MAM: Enjoy yourselves.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49LES: You're married now! I'm your husband!
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Your duty's to me! Frig everyone else!
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Monica. Jingles. That's all ancient history now.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58SHE SOBS QUIETLY
0:41:06 > 0:41:09MAM: Come on. Up the dancers.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11CHILDREN GIGGLE
0:41:17 > 0:41:21MAM: How much do you love me? CHILDREN: A pound of sugar!
0:41:23 > 0:41:28MAM: # Hush a bowee, hush a bow
0:41:28 > 0:41:43# Hush-a-bowee hush-a-bow
0:41:48 > 0:41:50TONY: Good night, Ma-sy.
0:41:50 > 0:41:51MAM: Good night, son.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00The Sandman is coming.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10How much do you love me?
0:42:23 > 0:42:30CHOIR: # Of one that is So fair and bright
0:42:30 > 0:42:38# Velut maris stella
0:42:38 > 0:42:45# Brighter than the day is light
0:42:45 > 0:42:52# Parens et puella I cry to thee... #
0:42:52 > 0:42:55WOMAN CRIES OUT
0:42:55 > 0:42:59# Thou see to me
0:42:59 > 0:43:07# Lady, Pray thy Son for me WOMAN SCREAMS
0:43:07 > 0:43:11# Tam pia
0:43:13 > 0:43:16# That I may come to thee
0:43:16 > 0:43:19SHE SCREAMS
0:43:19 > 0:43:21# Maria
0:43:21 > 0:43:23What do you ask of the Church of God?
0:43:23 > 0:43:25PARENTS AND GODPARENTS: Faith.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27And what does faith hold out to you?
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Life everlasting.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Do you renounce Satan? I do renounce him.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35And all his works? I do renounce them.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38And all his pomps? I do renounce them.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42Are you willing to be baptised? I am willing.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Elaine,
0:43:45 > 0:43:48ego te baptiso
0:43:48 > 0:43:51in nomine Patris
0:43:51 > 0:43:53et Filii
0:43:53 > 0:43:55et Spiritus Sancti.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59Amen. ALL: Amen.
0:43:59 > 0:44:00BABY CRIES
0:44:01 > 0:44:03RADIO: 'It's 12 o'clock and for those of you
0:44:03 > 0:44:05'with friends and relatives in Germany,
0:44:05 > 0:44:09'here's Jean Metcalfe on your behalf taking over for Two-Way Family Favourites.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12JEAN METCALFE: 'Hello, everyone.'
0:44:17 > 0:44:20DICKIE VALENTINE: # Someone broke into my heart
0:44:20 > 0:44:23# And stole a beat or two
0:44:23 > 0:44:27# The finger of suspicion Points at you
0:44:27 > 0:44:29BABY GURGLES
0:44:29 > 0:44:35# Someone took away my sleep And never left a clue
0:44:35 > 0:44:40# The finger of suspicion Points at you
0:44:42 > 0:44:47# Just as soon as they can make The guilty one confess
0:44:47 > 0:44:54# I know exactly what I'm going to do... #
0:44:54 > 0:44:56FANFARE
0:44:59 > 0:45:01BILL COTTON: 'Wakey! Way-kee!'
0:45:01 > 0:45:03THEME TUNE
0:45:06 > 0:45:12'Good afternoon, everybody. This is Billy Cotton introducing another Billy Cotton Band Show.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15'Hey you! You down there with the glasses
0:45:15 > 0:45:20'Meanwhile for those who can't read here is a sort of radio show which is Beyond Our Ken.
0:45:20 > 0:45:24'Among those taking part are Wheelwright Amberley Grotefield, Mrs Nift
0:45:24 > 0:45:27'The House of Commons yo-yo team... HE CHUCKLES
0:45:27 > 0:45:32'George and Lily Brisket, sisters with a difference LAUGHTER
0:45:32 > 0:45:34'Coloratura soprano Mildred Gas Stove.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37KENNETH WILLIAMS: 'Bet she's got a good range!
0:45:37 > 0:45:38HE LAUGHS
0:45:38 > 0:45:40'To continue...
0:45:40 > 0:45:44'..you might have been listening to or have just missed Beyond Our Ken...'
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Could you make us a Lemon Dash, Tony?
0:45:46 > 0:45:51'..and also to Kenneth Williams, Hugh Paddick, Betty Marsden, Bill Pertwee...'
0:45:58 > 0:46:02# There once was a little princess
0:46:03 > 0:46:07# A sweet little lady, I guess
0:46:07 > 0:46:13# Her birthday was near So I'd like you to hear
0:46:13 > 0:46:17# Of the story of the Little Princess. #
0:46:51 > 0:46:52SHE KNOCKS
0:47:00 > 0:47:03# You dreamboat
0:47:04 > 0:47:07# You lovable dreamboat
0:47:08 > 0:47:12# The kisses you gave me
0:47:12 > 0:47:15# Set my dreams afloat. #
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Maisie!
0:47:31 > 0:47:34# I would sail
0:47:34 > 0:47:36# The seven seas with you
0:47:37 > 0:47:42# Even if you told me to go And paddle my own canoe
0:47:43 > 0:47:49# Sincerely I love you so dearly
0:47:49 > 0:47:55# Say that you'll be mine forevermore. #
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Have you come to mind the baby, Doreen?
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Yeah. Come in then, love.
0:48:04 > 0:48:15# Brown-skin girl Stay home and mind baby
0:48:15 > 0:48:19# Oh, I killed nobody but my husband
0:48:19 > 0:48:22ALL: He's stone-cold dead In the market
0:48:22 > 0:48:27# He's stone-cold dead in the market
0:48:27 > 0:48:31# Oh, I killed nobody but my husband
0:48:31 > 0:48:38# Brown-skin girl, stay home And mind baby
0:48:38 > 0:48:41# I'm going away on a Harrison boat
0:48:41 > 0:48:43# And if I don't come back
0:48:43 > 0:48:49# Stay home and mind The baby! #
0:48:49 > 0:48:54ALL: # Oh, my what a rotten song What a rotten song what a rotten song
0:48:54 > 0:48:55A rum an black, a shandy,
0:48:55 > 0:48:58a black and tan, pint of mild, pint of bitter,
0:48:58 > 0:49:01pint of mixed. Thanks, love.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04Hello, George. We've come to wet the baby's head.
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Hiya, Rose. What's it like being a dad, eh? Made up.
0:49:07 > 0:49:08What are yous having?
0:49:08 > 0:49:13# When that old gang of mine
0:49:13 > 0:49:17# Get together
0:49:17 > 0:49:26# On the corner of my home town
0:49:26 > 0:49:30# We were friends in the past
0:49:30 > 0:49:35# And our friendship will last
0:49:35 > 0:49:42# Till the curtain of dreams comes down
0:49:43 > 0:49:48# When that old gang of mine... #
0:49:48 > 0:49:51MAM: I borrow 25 pounds from the Lehigh & Lend every Christmas
0:49:51 > 0:49:53then pay it back over the next 12 months.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55It's like a tontine, really.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Royal Liver. MAM: Come in, Mr Spaull.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17Can I surrender the policies on the two girls, Mr Spaull?
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Certainly, Mrs Davies.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25You've had these some time now, haven't you?
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Since they were babies.
0:50:27 > 0:50:31But as they're both married now, there's no point in keeping them on.
0:50:31 > 0:50:34All right, Mrs Davies. I'll take them into the office for you.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36Thanks, Mr Spaull.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Ta-ra. See you next week.
0:50:40 > 0:50:41Tony? Yeah?
0:50:41 > 0:50:46I'm just running to confession. Will you pay the club man for me if he comes? OK, Mam.
0:50:46 > 0:50:50ALL: # That old gang of mine
0:50:50 > 0:50:54# Gets together
0:50:54 > 0:50:58# Well, there's never a care
0:50:58 > 0:51:03# Or a frown
0:51:03 > 0:51:09# We will sing Sweet Adeline
0:51:09 > 0:51:15# Say goodbye to Auld Lang Syne
0:51:15 > 0:51:19# On the corner
0:51:19 > 0:51:26# Of my home town. #
0:51:26 > 0:51:28And how much did she weigh? Just over seven pounds.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31She was a big baby, wasn't she? Yeah.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Did you have her at Mill Road? Yeah, on the 6th.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35What have you called her? Elaine.
0:51:35 > 0:51:39Aw, God love her. How do you like being a gran, Mrs D?
0:51:39 > 0:51:41I wouldn't be without her. Well, she's me first.
0:51:41 > 0:51:45Well Maisie, I'd better be making tracks. Thanks for coming, Margie.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47I'll see you. See you, Maisie.
0:51:47 > 0:51:48See you, Mrs D. Ta-ra, love.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52You've known Margie for some years now.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Yeah we've all been mates since school.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57Margie, meself and Vera Large.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Vera's a nice girl, isn't she? Aw, smashing.
0:52:00 > 0:52:04Maisie Davies, you dirty mare. Oh, hiya, Micky.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Hiya Mrs D. You're looking well, Mick.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08I know. The face that launched a thousand ships.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10The other way. That's wicked, that.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Being married to you. No wonder me poor face is destroyed.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16If I'd played me cards right I'd be in America now.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Remember that Yank I went out with, Mrs D? He thought I had lovely eyes.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22BOTH: Hated the rest of me, but thought I had lovely eyes!
0:52:22 > 0:52:26And I end up by falling for a dwarf. There's no justice you know, is there?
0:52:26 > 0:52:30# Chocolate eyes Those great big chocolate eyes! #
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Get your hands off my body.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35You have only got one tonsil, but I love you all the same.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Don't make mock of Mick, bastard!
0:52:37 > 0:52:40Now, you know you love the bones of him, really.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Oh-oh-oh! The walking hormone? Oh, you fool!
0:52:45 > 0:52:49A pound a man, is it? DAVE: 'Ere Mick. Sit here.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Thanks, Dave.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55Go the match yesterday? Oh, you're not talking about football again?
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Behave, will you? Football mad.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Aren't they all? Look at that thing I'm married to.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04He gets more worked up over a set of fixtures than me in me nude.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07Do you know what? If I was a centre forward, I'd be laughing.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10What are you having, blossom? A rum and pep, love.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12And then you. He should be so lucky!
0:53:12 > 0:53:14Eh, Dave, will you get us some ciggies?
0:53:14 > 0:53:17Craven A? Or Park Drive. OK.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19What's your poison, Red? Bitter, thanks, Dave.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26RADIO: 'The League Division One:
0:53:26 > 0:53:28'Birmingham City three, Manchester City three.
0:53:28 > 0:53:30'Fulham three, West Bromwich Albion two.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34'Preston North End two, Blackpool three.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36'Everton two, West Ham United nil.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40'Leicester City nil, Leeds United two.
0:53:40 > 0:53:43'Manchester United three, Nottingham Forest one.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45'Division Two: Brighton...'
0:53:45 > 0:53:47EILEEN: Any luck?
0:53:47 > 0:53:51No, I couldn't pick me nose. 'Charlton Athletic nil ...'
0:53:54 > 0:53:58If you want me, I'll either be at May Tobin's or at The Grapes.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01In Phythian Street?
0:54:01 > 0:54:02Yeah.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06Eh, Gran! Have you got a shilling for two tanners?
0:54:06 > 0:54:08There's enough money in the meter.
0:54:08 > 0:54:12She never haves enough gas and the bleedin' thing always goes.
0:54:12 > 0:54:14MAM: Well...
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Here you are, love. I've got one.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20No.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22Thanks, Mam.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Isn't she an old cow?
0:54:28 > 0:54:30How can you live with her, Ei?
0:54:30 > 0:54:34Beggars can't be choosers, Maisie. You know how hard it is to get a place of your own.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36ELAINE GURGLES
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Did you get anything for a sarnie, love?
0:54:40 > 0:54:43Yeah, I got a quarter of corned beef and a loaf.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Oh, and four Devon Delights.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47I've just made a pot of tea.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Has she been good, Mam? Good as gold.
0:54:57 > 0:55:01RADIO: 'And it's Come To Daddy, striding away now towards the line, Seascape in second place,
0:55:01 > 0:55:06'Bali Hai is third and these are well clear of the remainder, All Serene running into fourth place.
0:55:06 > 0:55:11'But Come To Daddy is the winner. Seascape is second, Bali Hai is third and fourth All Serene.
0:55:11 > 0:55:16'And so the result of the 1959 Cesarewitch is first, Come to Daddy,
0:55:16 > 0:55:21'owned by Mr TH Farr, trained by Wilfred Lyde and ridden by Doug Smith.
0:55:21 > 0:55:26'Second was Seascape, owned by Mr Jim Jewell, trained by Jed Leader
0:55:26 > 0:55:29'and ridden by claiming apprentice Ron Singer
0:55:29 > 0:55:32'And third was Bali Hai...' EILEEN: Were back!
0:55:32 > 0:55:35Any pea whack, Mam? Yeah, I've made a pan.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37Did you back the winner? The donkeys I do?
0:55:37 > 0:55:40It had three legs. It's probably still running.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59Your tea's in the oven, son.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09Are you going to come and have yours, Mam? I'll be in in a minute lad.
0:56:14 > 0:56:15OK, Mam.
0:56:17 > 0:56:23# She was a girl and the only girl Her daddy ever had
0:56:23 > 0:56:27# A real old-fashioned girl With eyes so true
0:56:27 > 0:56:32# I could love nobody else but you Oh-oh-oh, I want a girl
0:56:32 > 0:56:36# Just like the girl That married dear old dad. #
0:56:36 > 0:56:39LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Did you enjoy it? Yeah, very much.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44CHATTER DROWNS CONVERSATION
0:56:44 > 0:56:48Come on, Les, just one drink. All right, just one, to wet the baby's head.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51But we're not staying here all fucking night. OK, Les, OK.
0:56:51 > 0:56:56INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
0:56:58 > 0:57:00Hiya. Hello, love.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02Hiya, Les, mate. Having a bevvy or what?
0:57:04 > 0:57:06A pint of bitter, and a gin and orange for her.
0:57:06 > 0:57:08I've got it. I've got it.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10So, how's it going, Red?
0:57:12 > 0:57:15WOMEN SING: # We're all together again so here we are
0:57:15 > 0:57:18# We're all together again so here we are
0:57:18 > 0:57:23# And the Lord knows when We'll be together again
0:57:23 > 0:57:26# We're all together again so here we are
0:57:26 > 0:57:31# I'd give the world To start all over
0:57:31 > 0:57:34# Back in the old routine
0:57:34 > 0:57:38# To live my life in fields of clover
0:57:38 > 0:57:41# Back in the old routine
0:57:41 > 0:57:45# Give me an old straw hat and a double truckin'
0:57:45 > 0:57:47# Down the avenue. #
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Oh, Jingles, don't get so upset
0:57:51 > 0:57:53Aw, come on.
0:57:53 > 0:57:55No, I'm all right, honest.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58It's just Les. You know what he's like when he turns.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01The bastard! For two pins, I'd go over there and tell him.
0:58:01 > 0:58:03No, don't say anything. They're all the same
0:58:03 > 0:58:06When they're not using their big stick, they're farting.
0:58:06 > 0:58:07Aren't men horrible?
0:58:10 > 0:58:11Eh!
0:58:13 > 0:58:15Come on!
0:58:15 > 0:58:18Oh you're not going are you, Jingles? I think Les wants to.
0:58:18 > 0:58:21But you've only been here five minutes. Come on.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24I feel like going over there and bursting him.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26I'd better go, Ei. See you, Micky.
0:58:31 > 0:58:33Never mind, girl. See you, Tone.
0:58:33 > 0:58:35Poor Jingles.
0:58:35 > 0:58:38You sit there. It's none of your business. Don't get involved.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40You callous bleeder! That's my friend, that.
0:58:40 > 0:58:43You men, you're all the bleedin' same. Only think of yourselves.
0:58:43 > 0:58:47Don't you tell me what I think. No-one knows what's going on inside my mind.
0:58:47 > 0:58:51Including you. Heck, heck! What's going on? Nothing.
0:58:51 > 0:58:54You know how she flies off the handle for the least thing. I don't!
0:58:54 > 0:58:56I've got good cause to, you shit-house!
0:58:56 > 0:58:58Now, come on, we don't want any upset.
0:58:58 > 0:59:00EILEEN: OK, Mam. DAVE: OK, Nell.
0:59:00 > 0:59:02We're here to enjoy ourselves.
0:59:03 > 0:59:07Come on, Micky, give us a song.
0:59:07 > 0:59:10# Pack up all my care and woe
0:59:10 > 0:59:13# Here I go singing low
0:59:13 > 0:59:19# Bye-bye, blackbird. #
0:59:19 > 0:59:22Oh, cor blimey! You're not singing again, are you, Mick?
0:59:22 > 0:59:25Listen, Bloated Tonsils, just cos you're dead miserable,
0:59:25 > 0:59:26it doesn't mean the rest of us
0:59:26 > 0:59:28have to look like 'Keep death off the road'.
0:59:28 > 0:59:30Judy Garland. In bad health.
0:59:30 > 0:59:32Oh, me arse!
0:59:32 > 0:59:35# I want to be around
0:59:35 > 0:59:38# To pick up the pieces
0:59:38 > 0:59:42# When somebody breaks your heart.
0:59:42 > 0:59:43Go on, Ei, I love this.
0:59:43 > 0:59:49# Somebody twice as smart As I
0:59:49 > 0:59:52# I want to be around
0:59:52 > 0:59:55# To see how she does it
0:59:55 > 1:00:00# When she pulls your heart to bits
1:00:00 > 1:00:03# To see how that puzzle fits
1:00:03 > 1:00:06# So fine
1:00:06 > 1:00:10# And that's when I'll discover That revenge is sweet
1:00:10 > 1:00:16# When I'm sitting there Applauding, from that front-row seat
1:00:16 > 1:00:19# When somebody breaks your heart
1:00:19 > 1:00:22# Like you
1:00:22 > 1:00:27# Like you broke mine. #
1:00:27 > 1:00:29ALL CLAP Ah, great. Thanks, Ei.
1:00:30 > 1:00:36RADIO: 'here, now take that crisis what cropped up between Ron and Eth last Friday.
1:00:36 > 1:00:40'And when I say crisis, Ted, I mean it was a real crisis,
1:00:40 > 1:00:42'especially as far as Eth was concerned.'
1:00:42 > 1:00:45MUSICAL INTERLUDE
1:00:50 > 1:00:52ETH: 'Oh, Ron.
1:00:52 > 1:00:54'I don't know.
1:00:54 > 1:00:58'It seems to have got so much worse these last few weeks.
1:00:58 > 1:01:02'Somehow I just can't seem to get you out of my mind day or night.'
1:01:02 > 1:01:04DAVE CHOMPS LOUDLY
1:01:04 > 1:01:07'You've become a sort of ache.'
1:01:07 > 1:01:09Have you got to make that noise when you eat?
1:01:09 > 1:01:11What noise?
1:01:11 > 1:01:13Cor blimey!
1:01:13 > 1:01:15What a future I've got to look forward to.
1:01:15 > 1:01:1725 years with Mouth Almighty.
1:01:18 > 1:01:22'..You know it's... It's the romantic side with us.
1:01:22 > 1:01:25'It's the kissing and the...
1:01:25 > 1:01:28'You know!
1:01:33 > 1:01:35I've switched the light off.
1:01:35 > 1:01:38I don't know whether I'm doing right or wrong.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40'How's your precious one?'
1:01:40 > 1:01:42LAUGHTER ON RADIO
1:01:48 > 1:01:50Who the bleeding hell was that?
1:01:51 > 1:01:54Uncle Ted.
1:01:54 > 1:01:56Me dad's brother.
1:01:56 > 1:01:57God blimey.
1:01:57 > 1:01:59What a family I've married into.
1:01:59 > 1:02:01A crowd of nutters.
1:02:01 > 1:02:03He frightened the bleeding life out of me.
1:02:03 > 1:02:05CLOCK CHIMES ON RADIO
1:02:10 > 1:02:12This is your storyteller, The Man In Black
1:02:14 > 1:02:16Teddy! Stop acting soft.
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Norah!
1:02:19 > 1:02:20Hey, Norah!
1:02:22 > 1:02:24All right, Moggie? How are you?
1:02:25 > 1:02:31Can I have two halves of shandy, a Mackie's, a Double Diamond, a pale ale and lime,
1:02:31 > 1:02:37er, a Black & Tan, a pint of mix, a rum and Pep, a rum and blackcurrant, and a Guinness?
1:02:37 > 1:02:41Oh, and have one for yourself, love. Thanks, Tone.
1:02:41 > 1:02:43Nervous, love?
1:02:43 > 1:02:47But everybody feels nervous on their wedding day.
1:02:47 > 1:02:50ALL: # When Johnny Dunn was 21
1:02:50 > 1:02:54# He used to dine at each cafe
1:02:54 > 1:02:57# He loved the ladies, so they say
1:02:57 > 1:03:01# That's why he dined at each cafe
1:03:01 > 1:03:03# His father's got Now what has he got?
1:03:03 > 1:03:06#An awful lot
1:03:06 > 1:03:09# And that's not good for young Johnny
1:03:09 > 1:03:12# When he said, go to work, my son
1:03:12 > 1:03:13# What did he say?
1:03:13 > 1:03:16# Johnny said I'm having too much fun
1:03:16 > 1:03:20# I love the ladies I love the ladies
1:03:20 > 1:03:23# I want to be among the girls
1:03:23 > 1:03:27# And when it's five o'clock and the tea is set
1:03:27 > 1:03:31# I wanna to have my tea with some brunette
1:03:31 > 1:03:35# I love the ladies I love the ladies
1:03:35 > 1:03:37# I love the tall ones, short ones
1:03:37 > 1:03:39# Mm, God bless 'em
1:03:39 > 1:03:44# The world can't turn around without a beautiful girl... #
1:03:48 > 1:03:50All right, Mam.
1:03:51 > 1:03:53RED: Come on, Mick.
1:03:53 > 1:03:55In just a minute. I'll finish me drink.
1:03:55 > 1:03:58Let me have your glasses please! Mick, come on.
1:03:58 > 1:04:00Ignore him.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02Come on, Kemo Sabe!
1:04:02 > 1:04:03All right, Tonto!
1:04:03 > 1:04:05Oh, men! Don't they mither?
1:04:06 > 1:04:10Is he still handy around the house? Joking, aren't you? Won't do a tap.
1:04:10 > 1:04:14He changed a nappy once. Nearly had a nervous breakdown.
1:04:14 > 1:04:17I'd better go, otherwise he'll get a cob on. You're not frightened of him?
1:04:17 > 1:04:20Am I shite! He looks at me the wrong way, I give him a dog's life.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23Come on, now. Let's have your glasses, please!
1:04:23 > 1:04:26ALL: # We're on the road to anywhere
1:04:26 > 1:04:30# With never a heartache and never a care
1:04:30 > 1:04:34# We've got no home We've got no friends
1:04:34 > 1:04:38# We're grateful for everything the good Lord sends
1:04:38 > 1:04:41# We're on the road to anywhere... #
1:04:41 > 1:04:44ALL TALK AT ONCE
1:04:45 > 1:04:49If I was manager of that team, I wouldn't change nothing, nothing.
1:04:49 > 1:04:52He hasn't been for three weeks. The man hasn't been for months.
1:04:52 > 1:04:54SINGING STOPS
1:04:54 > 1:04:57There's room there for improvement.
1:04:57 > 1:05:00There's always room for improvement.
1:05:00 > 1:05:03Red? Red! ARGUING CONTINUES
1:05:03 > 1:05:06See what I mean? Doesn't take a blind bit of notice.
1:05:06 > 1:05:07It's like talking to a corpse.
1:05:07 > 1:05:09Eh, soft shite!
1:05:09 > 1:05:11You said you wanted to go, before.
1:05:12 > 1:05:15It's worse than the bleeding Gestapo, this is.
1:05:15 > 1:05:18I can have a talk, can't I? Ooh, God help us, it's alive!
1:05:18 > 1:05:20Men! The little dears!
1:05:21 > 1:05:26So don't be a stranger, otherwise I'll not see you till next Preston Guild.
1:05:26 > 1:05:29We're only in Jubilee Drive. You're only ten minutes away.
1:05:29 > 1:05:31We'll see.
1:05:31 > 1:05:33I'll try and come round.
1:05:33 > 1:05:36Or maybe I could come to yours. You're only in Vane Street, aren't you?
1:05:36 > 1:05:40Oh, you'd better not, Micky. He's funny about having visitors.
1:05:40 > 1:05:42OK.
1:05:42 > 1:05:44Then you try and come to me.
1:05:44 > 1:05:46We'll see, kid.
1:05:47 > 1:05:48Well...
1:05:48 > 1:05:50I'd better get Father Feck home.
1:05:52 > 1:05:55Come on, Trigger, back to the reservation.
1:05:55 > 1:05:57See you, Micky. Ta-ra, lads.
1:06:00 > 1:06:01Come on, Ei.
1:06:01 > 1:06:05Barney Google! The fellow with the googly eyes.
1:06:05 > 1:06:07ALL: # So will I
1:06:07 > 1:06:10# Singing I will if you will so will I
1:06:10 > 1:06:13# Singing I will if you will
1:06:13 > 1:06:15# I will, if you will... #
1:06:16 > 1:06:18I have had a ball!
1:06:18 > 1:06:20Do you have to shout? You'll wake the dead.
1:06:20 > 1:06:23Is that you, Eileen? Oh, God, blimey, you have!
1:06:23 > 1:06:27Yeah, it's only me and Dave, Gran. We'll be in in a minute.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29I want a wee. Oh, then do it over there and be quick.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41SPLASHING
1:06:41 > 1:06:43# Up a lazy river
1:06:43 > 1:06:46# By the old mill run... #
1:06:46 > 1:06:48Oh, suffering Jesus!
1:06:48 > 1:06:50That's all we need, you singing.
1:06:50 > 1:06:53As if life isn't purgatory enough without that.
1:06:53 > 1:06:56# ..That lazy, lazy river
1:06:56 > 1:06:58# In the noon-day sun... #
1:07:00 > 1:07:02Eileen! It's late!
1:07:02 > 1:07:05OK, Gran, we won't be much longer.
1:07:05 > 1:07:07Come on, dead hake. Hurry up.
1:07:08 > 1:07:10And be quiet!
1:07:11 > 1:07:13# A lazy, lazy river
1:07:14 > 1:07:16# In the noon-day sun... #
1:07:17 > 1:07:19Eileen! Make sure that door's locked
1:07:19 > 1:07:21Wouldn't this put years on you?
1:07:21 > 1:07:23OK, Gran.
1:07:23 > 1:07:25I'm sure I was put on this Earth just to be tormented.
1:07:25 > 1:07:27Get in!
1:07:27 > 1:07:29# ..Up a lazy river... #
1:07:29 > 1:07:31And be careful.
1:07:37 > 1:07:41MUSIC: "Love Is A Many-Splendored Thing"
1:09:41 > 1:09:42How are you, love?
1:09:46 > 1:09:49I fell off the bleeding scaffolding, Maisie.
1:09:51 > 1:09:53Oh, George.
1:09:53 > 1:09:55George.
1:09:55 > 1:09:57SHE SOBS
1:09:59 > 1:10:02HARMONICA PLAYS: The Isle Of Innisfree
1:10:59 > 1:11:00Oh, Tony.
1:11:03 > 1:11:05Oh, son!
1:11:15 > 1:11:18Well, are you ready?
1:11:19 > 1:11:21Yeah. Fighting fit.
1:11:32 > 1:11:35They're dead fiddly, these, aren't they? Yeah.
1:11:37 > 1:11:40Get the carnations from Annie Gaffney? Yeah.
1:11:42 > 1:11:44There you are.
1:11:48 > 1:11:50Well, let's be having you.
1:11:51 > 1:11:53Are we all ready?
1:11:57 > 1:12:01Well, sun bun, mustn't keep the bride waiting.
1:12:01 > 1:12:03No, God blimey. I'd never live it down.
1:12:19 > 1:12:21VEHICLE DRIVES OFF
1:12:23 > 1:12:25I, Thomas Anthony, take thee, Rose...
1:12:25 > 1:12:27I, Thomas Anthony, take thee, Rose...
1:12:27 > 1:12:30To my wedded wife.
1:12:30 > 1:12:32To have and to hold.
1:12:32 > 1:12:35From this day forward.
1:12:35 > 1:12:38For better, for worse. ROSE: For better, for worse.
1:12:38 > 1:12:40For richer for poorer. For richer, for poorer.
1:12:40 > 1:12:43In sickness and in health.
1:12:43 > 1:12:46Till death do us part.
1:12:46 > 1:12:50And thereto I plight thee my troth. And thereto I plight thee my troth.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54Ego conjungo vos in matrimonium.
1:12:55 > 1:12:58In nomine Patris et Filii
1:12:58 > 1:13:00et Spiritus Sancti.
1:13:02 > 1:13:03Amen.
1:13:03 > 1:13:05BOTH: Amen.
1:13:20 > 1:13:25MAM: # For all you mean to me
1:13:25 > 1:13:30# My thanks to you
1:13:30 > 1:13:35# For every memory
1:13:35 > 1:13:39# My thanks to you
1:13:39 > 1:13:48# My thanks for everything we had to share
1:13:48 > 1:13:56# For all the joy you brought when you were there
1:13:56 > 1:14:01# These foolish words of mine
1:14:01 > 1:14:04# Can never say
1:14:05 > 1:14:09# How slow the hand of time
1:14:11 > 1:14:15# Now you've all gone away
1:14:15 > 1:14:20# As years go rolling by
1:14:20 > 1:14:23# My whole life through
1:14:25 > 1:14:28# I give my love
1:14:28 > 1:14:32# And all my thanks
1:14:32 > 1:14:34# To you... #
1:14:36 > 1:14:38APPLAUSE
1:14:40 > 1:14:43# I got into a boxing ring with a fella... #
1:14:43 > 1:14:45Dad, you're not going to sing that old bleeding thing?
1:14:45 > 1:14:48Come on. Let's have some records
1:14:48 > 1:14:51MUSIC: "Oh Mein Papa" by Eddie Calvert
1:15:03 > 1:15:06MAISIE: Come on, Mam. GEORGE: Come on, girl.
1:15:07 > 1:15:10DAVE: Good night, Nell. MAM: Good night, Dave.
1:15:10 > 1:15:12EILEEN: See you tomorrow, Mam.
1:15:12 > 1:15:13MAM: OK, Ei.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19MUSIC: "O Waly, Waly" by BENJAMIN BRITTEN & PETER PEARS
1:15:21 > 1:15:25# The water is wide
1:15:25 > 1:15:28# I cannot get o'er
1:15:28 > 1:15:35# And neither have I wings to fly
1:15:35 > 1:15:40# Give me a boat
1:15:40 > 1:15:44# That will carry two
1:15:44 > 1:15:47# Then both shall row
1:15:47 > 1:15:51# My love and I
1:15:55 > 1:16:02# Oh, down in the meadows the other day
1:16:02 > 1:16:09# A-gathering flowers both fine and gay
1:16:09 > 1:16:17# A-gathering flowers both red and blue
1:16:17 > 1:16:20# I little thought
1:16:20 > 1:16:26# What love can do
1:16:33 > 1:16:41# I leaned my back up against some oak
1:16:41 > 1:16:48# Thinking that it was a trusty tree
1:16:48 > 1:16:57# But first it bended and then it broke
1:16:57 > 1:17:05# And so did my false love to me
1:17:08 > 1:17:15# A ship there is and she sails the sea
1:17:15 > 1:17:22# She's loaded deep, as deep can be
1:17:22 > 1:17:26# But not so deep
1:17:26 > 1:17:31# As the love I'm in
1:17:31 > 1:17:40# I know not if I sink or swim
1:17:48 > 1:17:52# O, love is handsome
1:17:52 > 1:17:56# And love is fine
1:17:56 > 1:18:00# And love's a jewel
1:18:00 > 1:18:05# While it is new
1:18:05 > 1:18:10# But when it is old
1:18:10 > 1:18:15# It groweth cold
1:18:15 > 1:18:19# Then fades away
1:18:19 > 1:18:27# Like morning dew. #