0:00:02 > 0:00:07This film contains some violent scenes and very strong language.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23DOOR OPENS AND KEYS JINGLE
0:00:25 > 0:00:27ENGINE STARTS
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- MAN:- Yeah. Heh-heh.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34MUSIC: "Them Changes" by Buddy Miles
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# Well, my mind is going through them changes
0:00:53 > 0:00:57# I feel just like committing a crime
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Every time you see me going somewhere
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# I know I'm going out of my mind Yeah
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# Oh, my baby, she left me the other day
0:01:10 > 0:01:13# And we were having a lot of fun
0:01:14 > 0:01:18# Oh, she know I just loved her so
0:01:18 > 0:01:22# And that's the reason why she had to run
0:01:23 > 0:01:27# It's all right Girl, you're all I need
0:01:27 > 0:01:31# It's all right What I say...? #
0:01:31 > 0:01:32HE COUGHS
0:01:36 > 0:01:37SIREN WAILS
0:01:39 > 0:01:43# Well, my mind is going through so many changes
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# I'm going right out of my mind
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# Every time you see me going somewhere
0:01:51 > 0:01:53# I could commit a big old crime. #
0:01:53 > 0:01:59I mean, rules are like...arbitrary, you know? Made up for people
0:01:59 > 0:02:04who believe in fairy tales, like... You know, like... Like Santa Claus.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Hey, but not us, right? I mean, we know what's important.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14There's a war going on, man. A war!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ain't that a bitch?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18HE SUCKS TEETH
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I just graduated today, man.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22With honours.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Got my degree in... In pharmacology. I'm licensed.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Look, if you write me up on this drug charge,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I won't be able to practise.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40So what we're talking about here is my life. The rest of it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH
0:03:02 > 0:03:03HE COUGHS
0:03:13 > 0:03:15The '60s are over...man.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26MUSIC: "Shamrocks And Shenanigans" by House of Pain
0:03:26 > 0:03:28# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37# I kicks the flava like Stephen King writes horror
0:03:37 > 0:03:40# If I was a Jew, then I'd light a menorah
0:03:40 > 0:03:42# I got rhymes for ya Excuse me, senora
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Are you a whore, or are you a lady?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Is it Erica Boyare or Marcia Brady?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49# Let me know, hon The deed'll get done
0:03:49 > 0:03:52# Just assume the position, I'll take my rod and then I'll go fishing
0:03:52 > 0:03:54# I'll get your river flowing
0:03:54 > 0:03:56# I'm always in the know when it comes to giving pleasure
0:03:56 > 0:03:57# I'm every woman's treasure
0:03:57 > 0:03:58# The cartoon boom sha lock lock
0:03:58 > 0:04:00# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Boom sha lock lock boom!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10# Breaker, breaker, here comes the caper... #
0:04:10 > 0:04:12MUSIC: " Getcha Ass Up" by Headrillaz Feat Blade
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# Blade, Blade, Blade
0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Body bag... #
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- MAN:- Jody and Nick, you have come together in this church
0:04:33 > 0:04:35so that the Lord may seal...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47# Yo! You got to take it like I give it
0:04:47 > 0:04:49# I write it how I see
0:04:49 > 0:04:50# I been living
0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Been places you couldn't be
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Took the road less travelled I dabbled in weight
0:04:54 > 0:04:56# Learned the art of Wu, like, trust me, dabbled in hate
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Now everybody hit the gravel... #
0:05:01 > 0:05:03SUDDEN CHATTER
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- FEMALE REPORTER:- Is it true this is the biggest deal you've cut with the FBI?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21SCREAMING
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I now pronounce you man and wife.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36APPLAUSE, SMALL GASP
0:05:42 > 0:05:44CHURCH BELL TOLLS
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- PHONE RINGS - Aren't you supposed to be in court?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Case adjourned. They just seemed to run fresh out of witnesses.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Ah, frees up The Lizard for his other business.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10100 large has been deducted from your account as promised.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Can The Lizard offer a suggestion on how she can, er...
0:06:15 > 0:06:16..work off the rest of her debt?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19The Lizard may not.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Go.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Believe me, you'll thank me later. Let's go.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43No more free meals. Let's go.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Christ! It's like a reptile house in here.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Fuck off!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15BEEPING
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Ah. Mix-Master.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26To our star chemist, gentlemen. Elmo McElroy.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Where's Durant?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I see five. I don't see the Brit.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Where the fuck is he at?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40He said he'd be here.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Limey faggot needs a lesson in manners.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Fuck Durant.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Just tell us about this new wonder drug.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Get your master chemist in here.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50OK.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Konokko, fetch him.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Fetch The Lizard's Elmo.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56# Let me tell you 'bout what I love in Gina
0:07:56 > 0:07:59# Love is like no other Couldn't get in between her
0:07:59 > 0:08:02# Always stay fly, man l wish that you'd seen her
0:08:02 > 0:08:04# Said they had a scheme but nobody believed her
0:08:04 > 0:08:06# No real job cos she stay in the streets
0:08:06 > 0:08:08# Gina did nails but her love made beats
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# When they wanna eat, they just walk in the store
0:08:11 > 0:08:14# They took what they wanted, man, the illest you saw
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# Come on, take the money and run
0:08:18 > 0:08:21# Come on, take the money and run
0:08:21 > 0:08:23# Hey, hey, hey
0:08:24 > 0:08:26# Come on, take the money and run
0:08:26 > 0:08:28# That's what I say
0:08:28 > 0:08:30# Come on, take the money and run... #
0:08:37 > 0:08:40No Durant...
0:08:40 > 0:08:42no McElroy.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Maybe he went out for something.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Nobody goes out for something on deal day!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Now, stop your whining, get up off your ass and go find him!
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Now!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Argh!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00HE CHUCKLES
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Just give me a moment.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08RINGS, SIZZLING
0:09:13 > 0:09:16'This is Elmo McElroy's phone. He's not home.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19'You know what to do, you know when to do it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21'Bye.'
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Tasty Drops?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34He fucked me! I'm truly ass-invaded!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55'You have one new message.'
0:09:57 > 0:10:00'He fucked me. I'm truly ass-invaded.'
0:10:00 > 0:10:02'EXPLOSION'
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Rest in peace...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11..motherfucker.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16MUSIC: "Good Fortune" by PJ Harvey
0:10:21 > 0:10:24# Threw my bad fortune off the top of... #
0:10:24 > 0:10:26PHONE RINGS
0:10:29 > 0:10:31You're going home, Dakota.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- I'm going to Vegas. - You listen to me.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37There's this limey asshole in Liverpool
0:10:37 > 0:10:39named Durant.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42He was supposed to show up for this little deal we had going on today.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44He didn't show up.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46The Lizard thinks he stole his Elmo.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm not going back. I don't care how much I owe you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Listen to me, Dakota.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54I want this limey motherfucker Durant off the fucking planet
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and I want fucking Elmo fucking McElroy
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- off the fucking planet! - 'Did you hear what I just said?'
0:11:01 > 0:11:03That place has nothing to offer me.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04The Lizard...
0:11:05 > 0:11:09..will wipe your marker clean.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Plus a bonus - £100,000
0:11:16 > 0:11:19if the job is done in 48 hours.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22And after that, there is nothing to stop you
0:11:22 > 0:11:26from turning right around and leaving again.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29250.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Get it done.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34It's done.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Shit!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57'I would like to extend a very warm welcome to each of you
0:11:57 > 0:12:00'on behalf of all the crew on this Virgin Atlantic flight.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02'Please store carry-on baggage...'
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Can I show you to your seat, sir?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44ENGINES WHINE
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Spit it out. Spit it out now!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Tommy?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57SHE HUFFS
0:13:57 > 0:13:59What?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03What?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT:- Fuckin' Yanks.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19The trouble with the fuckin' Yanks is, they've no fuckin' sense.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Had some dick in Los Angeles
0:14:20 > 0:14:23actually ask me where I learnt English.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24English? Fuck!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Do you have a problem with America, Felix?
0:14:26 > 0:14:32Oh, yeah. I've got one great big, fat, swollen fucker of a problem with America, twat!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Listen to this. I'm in fuckin' Florida, right?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39This Southern prat comes up and he's like, er...
0:14:39 > 0:14:43"Hey, England's small. You must know that John fuckin' Smith guy, right?"
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Fuckin' Smith! - CAMPTOWN RACES RINGTONE
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I'm like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, mate, that's right. John Smith.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52"Yeah, I do know him, but he doesn't come from England, mate.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- "No, he comes from fuckin'... - BOTH: Pricksville, USA!"
0:14:57 > 0:15:00PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- You going to answer the fuckin' phone or what?- It's just my wife.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Now, when Mr McElroy joins us, I'd be pleased if you kept your opinions to yourself.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13This particular Yank is not a travelling salesman. He's a genius, hmm?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Who is this cunt?
0:15:17 > 0:15:23So I said to Mr Durant, I said, "Mr Durant, we go and meet this fuckin' Yank McElroy,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25"bring him to the deal and that's it."
0:15:25 > 0:15:27None of this fuckin' conversation-and-coffee bollocks.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30None of this asking him how the Tampa Bay Fuckin'-eers are doing.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32No, I said, "Fuck him.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36"I'll bring him to the deal, I get my fuckin' tickets and I'm off. That's it."
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Take a left up here. - There's no time for this.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Take a fuckin' left!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50FOOTBALL CHANTS
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Felix! Felix, listen!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01This is a totally new chemical.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Once we have the formula, we could make this stuff in a kitchen.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05We don't even need Durant.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Look. You see that?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14That's tomorrow. Blokes are shagging their mothers-in-law to get a ticket
0:16:14 > 0:16:16and I'm getting two from Mr Durant.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19So unless you can shite out a couple of tickets on the spot,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I suggest you shut the fuck up.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24But this is a unique window of opportunity for you.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- We are talking telephone numbers! - Ah, enough. Take care of him.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29He's getting on my fuckin' tits.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31We're going to be late, boss.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Fuck the Yank. Let him wait.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38# When you walk...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40# Through a storm
0:16:40 > 0:16:44# Hold your head up high... #
0:16:45 > 0:16:48CUSTOMERS: # Glory, glory, Man United
0:16:48 > 0:16:51# Glory, glory, Man United
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# Glory, glory, Man United
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# And the Reds go marching on, on, on...! #
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Boys and girls of Manchester!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Just popped over from er...Liverpool...- Fuckin' wanker!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09..to invite you to a game of footy tomorrow.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11What the fuckin' hell's that, you twat?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14But I'm fuckin' fucked if you pricks are going to win it.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Come on, then, mate. Keep up the spirit.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20HE LAUGHS
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Someone get that fucking thing out!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Young man, get off the bloody green!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Where the fuck have you been? - Round the block.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Drive, quick!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Let's go meet the Yankee muppet.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Where's Lawrence? Where's he gone? We're late.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Well, he's... - You left him at the pub. Twat!
0:17:58 > 0:17:59- But you said... - Go back.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Go back and get him.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Look at this wanker.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Prick!- Go on.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29SIGH OF RELIEF
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Lawrence says, right, he's going to be carrying...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35..a load of drugs, right?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38We do him. Job done.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39OK?
0:18:39 > 0:18:44I'm not having some fuckin' nig-nog...put us out of business, right?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hey!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Watch it! You're pissin' on my fuckin' boots!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- What about Felix DeSouza? - Fuck him.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52He's a rabid dog.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Is he? Well, fuck him!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Fuck him! Leave it to me!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I'll rip out his fuckin' liver. One shot. Va-voom!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yeah? No problem.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06No problem.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Hey!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Hey! Felix DeSouza.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Just the wanker I wanted to deal with.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Deal with this.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28What a fuckin' day.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Arthur. Come in, Arthur. Over.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32STATIC HISS
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Why don't you try the big fat button, Arthur?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Yes, sir.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Now, we are looking for a large black gentleman wearing a dress.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43That's what Lawrence said. It should be easy. Over.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Yeah, and we want Customs to pull him over, right?
0:19:46 > 0:19:51Wrong. We want Customs to let him through and you follow him. Over.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Utter nutbag. - Right. Over.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11'What now?'
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Follow them all. Over.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Madam, if you'd like to come this way.- No. I've got to go.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Have you finished?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43CUSTOMS OFFICER: Not quite, miss. I need to look at your shoulder bag.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Welcome to England.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Actually, that makes me out to be a bit of a liar, cos let's face it, pal,
0:21:01 > 0:21:04you're about as welcome as a dose of the clap.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06But it's always nice to be nice.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Who the hell are you? - Felix DeSouza.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Mr Durant sent me.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- I asked for a chemist. Where's Lawrence?- In the car.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- He should be here. - I should give a shit.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17To me, you're just a ticket to the game.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Where's the chemist?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Where's Lawrence?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32You heard him. Where's Lawrence?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Put these in the truck. Get Durant on the phone.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Put these fucking sticks in the boot.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Aaah!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- What's that? - It's Lawrence.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I can see it's fucking Lawrence. What happened?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- You told me to take care of him. - Oh, shit.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I meant to take care of him, not fucking take care of him.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Shit.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Shit.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Shit!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Shut the fucking thing, will you?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Fuck...
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Get Durant on the fucking phone, right fucking now!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Where's my motherfucking chemist?!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Lawrence? He should be in the car. - Should be?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34What kind of fuck-up is this, Durant?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Look, we deal today, or I go to the competition.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Look, let me speak to DeSouza.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41DeSouza? DeSouza?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Look, boss, it wasn't my fault.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Besides, he was fucking irritating.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Right now, I couldn't give a gnat's chuff. You twat!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50You just make sure McElroy gets here.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Where's my fucking chemist?!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- I think we need a new chemist, Mr Durant.- I know. I know.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I can fucking hear him, can't I?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Tell him I'm going to get a hold of, er...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Pudsey Smith, OK?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Yeah. I am not buying aspirin for a fucking arm and a leg.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07He's getting Pudsey Smith.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Who?- He's a deaf-mute.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Stall him. Just stall him.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14You keep that Yankee cunt happy. And alive.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16All right, boss. Yeah.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh! You fucking twat!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28What's the plan, then? Freshen up?
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Massage? Maybe you fancy a bucket of fried fucking chicken.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36You can still go to France. it's not too far.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40It's full of pricks and they hate fucking Yanks too. Do you fancy a bite?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Yeah. All right.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Hello, stranger!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Said hello to lover boy yet?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- HE LAUGHS - Iki, I'm in a hurry.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Can we get on with it?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Ruger mini-14, 223 calibre.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17It comes in a fetching chrome.
0:24:19 > 0:24:2120 rounds per banana.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Unless the elite and snazzy Iki special takes your fancy, extending your capacity to 40.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- We've got a Czechoslovakian... - CZ 83, I'll take one.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Well, that's young Felix's weapon of choice, isn't it?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Now, there's a trip down memory lane.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I'm partial to a bit of sentiment, me.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I've heard things, you know. He misses you.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43So, what are you going to take?
0:24:43 > 0:24:48I'll take the Beretta, the CZ, an ankle holster, add the mini-14 and I'm done.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- I want to get in and out fast. - Don't we all?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Does Durant still do his deals at the Port Hotel?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Silly lad. It'll be his undoing, one of these days.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59But what do you expect from a fella who gets his arse waxed every month?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02I forgot what a circus this place is.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Funny, that.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08I never did much like the circus. All that poking your head in a lion's mouth shite.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Bring on the horses! Get 'em rogering the dancing girls!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13That's a circus.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16These...and these
0:25:16 > 0:25:17are on the house.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Welcome home...Dawn.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- There you go, mate. - Thanks, mate.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Ta.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Fish and chips. The national dish, mate.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51More like a national disaster.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54# I said you don't really wanna go, I can tell
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# But I'm gonna take you anyway
0:25:56 > 0:25:57# What the hell?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00# So come on, get on in the ride
0:26:00 > 0:26:02# And let me take you to the other side
0:26:03 > 0:26:05# You don't really wanna go, I can tell
0:26:05 > 0:26:07# But I'm gonna take you anyway
0:26:07 > 0:26:09# What the hell?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11# So come on, get on in the ride
0:26:11 > 0:26:14# And let me take you to the other side
0:26:14 > 0:26:16# I heard you even got a child now
0:26:16 > 0:26:17# Look at that
0:26:17 > 0:26:19# A baby momma and a bow-wow... #
0:26:19 > 0:26:21TYRES SCREECH
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Keys.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Twat.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Come on.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36So, er...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39How much are they paying you to wear that skirt?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Fag?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53No, motherfucker.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58HE SNIGGERS
0:27:03 > 0:27:05KNOCK AT DOOR
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Ah, Mr McElroy!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15That's daring, but very dashing attire.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Let's stick to the business in hand.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Hey, come on! Mr McElroy's a guest of ours.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25OK, boys, guns on the table, please.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Felix?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I've delivered him. I'll have my tickets and be off.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32OK. Put your gun on the table.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Fuck. The game's tomorrow. - Put your fucking gun on the table, you gobshite!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39What?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- So, who's the chemist? - This is Pudsey Smith.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43A first-class man. Qualified and everything.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46He can't talk. He's been shot.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Felix, have you shit your pants, or something?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Something doesn't feel right, Mr Durant.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03I know. You're making me nervous, for fuck's sake! Sit on your hands, or something.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06OK, Mr McElroy, the ball's in your court.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19MCELROY: MDMA utilises serotonin.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Opiates like heroin utilise dopamine.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Amphetamines increase adrenaline
0:28:29 > 0:28:34and cocaine gets those synapses in the brain firing really fast.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine.
0:28:38 > 0:28:4151 times more hallucinogenic than acid
0:28:41 > 0:28:44and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46It's like a personal visit...
0:28:47 > 0:28:49..from God.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52It's that good?
0:28:54 > 0:28:57The dog's bollocks.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Felix DeSouza.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22- I count ten. - That's right.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26That's one million sterling, or 1.6 million dollars.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28But that ain't what we agreed on, is it?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31You're 18.4 million dollars shy.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35And I don't care how you cut it, that's a whole lot shy.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37No...
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Mr McElroy, what we have there is a goodwill gesture.
0:29:40 > 0:29:41A deposit. A down payment.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44One and a half million's not a bad start, is it?
0:29:44 > 0:29:49I need to do some research. I need to feed a few thousand to the kids, get some feedback.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52You don't think I can allow you to walk out of here with 20 million
0:29:52 > 0:29:54for a formula that only exists in your head?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57And all I get is, what?
0:29:57 > 0:29:59An ointment for toe jam.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Uh-huh?
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- Market research.- Right.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Profile customers, send out questionnaires.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Get out the bloody way, Felix.
0:30:14 > 0:30:20I can dig that. But unless you've got what we agreed on, what the fuck am I doing here?
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Give me a call when you're ready to deal.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24- BANGING ON DOOR - I fucking knew it.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29- QUAVERING VOICE:- Room service.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31That old fuckin' chestnut.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33Aaargh!
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Hey, hold it fellas!
0:30:36 > 0:30:38It's my sausage and flamin' mash!
0:30:38 > 0:30:41SHE SCREAMS Ssh...
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Sorry, love. Sorry about that, pet.
0:30:44 > 0:30:45It's just that, er...
0:30:45 > 0:30:48my dad ran off with a room service maid.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Things have never really been the same since.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Bollocks.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55PHONE RINGS
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Now's not a good time.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- 'Change of plan.' - What do you mean?
0:31:02 > 0:31:03I want McElroy kept alive.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05I don't do alive, I do dead.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07It's a matter of 20 million
0:31:07 > 0:31:08in cash being vaporised,
0:31:08 > 0:31:12and it's a matter of a lot of anger being directed at The Lizardman.
0:31:12 > 0:31:13You now do alive.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18'My future is inside McEroy's skull.'
0:31:18 > 0:31:21You waste anything and everybody that gets near him.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23You waste them, not him.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26'His mind belongs to The Lizard.'
0:31:28 > 0:31:29Shit.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Fucking hell!
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Shit, shit, shit!
0:31:49 > 0:31:50Arsehole.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Let go, you double-crosser. Let go! They're mine!
0:31:55 > 0:31:56Oh!
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Oh, shit.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Shit.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Ow! Shit!
0:32:35 > 0:32:38I told you to get out of the way, Felix.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- Fuck! I've been shot.- Where?
0:32:40 > 0:32:42In the fucking arse!
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Man, it's just a flesh wound. Come on.
0:32:44 > 0:32:48Flesh wound? Is that supposed to sound like a fuckin' good thing?
0:32:52 > 0:32:54ARGUING
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Come on, dude.
0:32:58 > 0:32:59Oi, Sooty.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Sooty!
0:33:03 > 0:33:04Here. Take these.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- Aaargh! - Oh, fuck!
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Fuckin' get him, boys. Come on!
0:33:25 > 0:33:28- Stay down, bitch. - Oi! You're not driving my car!
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Shit.
0:33:30 > 0:33:31Give me the fuckin' keys. Get in the car.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Fuck!
0:33:41 > 0:33:42BOTH: Aaargh!
0:33:46 > 0:33:47Fucking hell!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Get your fat arse out of the flamin' car. Check the hotel.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53Put me in the picture. What the fuck happened back there?
0:33:53 > 0:33:55I just got shot in the fucking arse
0:33:55 > 0:33:58- is what happened!- This is not how we do fuckin' business.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01- Just get out of the fucking car! - All right. All right.
0:34:01 > 0:34:02Oh, fuck!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09What the fuck are you doing?
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Whoa...
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Just take a fucking left!
0:34:17 > 0:34:18SIREN WAILS
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- Get off the pavement!- Shit.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Watch out!
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Fuck!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Which fucking way? - Right. Right.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40- Come on! - Aargh.- Christ!
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Hey...
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- The traffic's coming from the right. - I got it.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Fuck!
0:35:06 > 0:35:08You! Out of my fuckin' way!
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Oh, bollocks. - The dog's bollocks?
0:35:20 > 0:35:21No. Just plain fucking bollocks.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- No dogs involved?- No!
0:35:24 > 0:35:25Watch out! Watch out!
0:35:29 > 0:35:31You'll kill the fucking car!
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Fuck.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Oh! Fuck.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44SIREN BLARES
0:35:49 > 0:35:50Hello?
0:36:03 > 0:36:05So, let me get this straight.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08"Bollocks" is bad, whereas "the dog's bollocks" is good, huh?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Yeah.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12ENGINE REVS
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Oh, bollocks.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Gotcha.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Come on, then!
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Come on!
0:36:39 > 0:36:43Aaa-aargh!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49- Stop. - God. Fucking Yanks.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50Come on!
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Shit.
0:36:57 > 0:36:58Fucking hell.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Scraping my fucking paintwork!
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Fuck you, Kane, you shitebag. - Fuck off!
0:37:10 > 0:37:13SQUAWKS LIKE A CHICKEN
0:37:13 > 0:37:14Oh, you little fuck!
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Chicken bollocks.
0:37:19 > 0:37:20Shit!
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Whoa-oa!
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Fuck you, Kane, you fucking wanker!
0:37:27 > 0:37:29SIRENS BLARE
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Come here, you!
0:37:57 > 0:37:59- Are you all right? - Fuck off!
0:38:02 > 0:38:04We've lost them.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07SHIP'S HORN
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Yeah, well, let's not take any chances.
0:38:34 > 0:38:35Oh...
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Oh, shit!
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Ugh...
0:38:58 > 0:38:59Are you wanting to junk that, pal?
0:38:59 > 0:39:00You what?
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Dude, do you have a car that works? I need transportation.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05I've got a Cooper needing a lick of paint.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09She goes. Throw in the XJ6 and she's yours for a 100 quid.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13- Deal.- What, a Cooper? Piss off, Popeye. And you.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15I'll tell you what - 70 quid and the Jag
0:39:15 > 0:39:17and I'm robbing myself.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Tha... That's it. That's it.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22I've had just about enough of this shite.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24I got you to that deal in one piece.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26I got you out of that deal in one piece.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29As far as I'm concerned, my job's done. It's finished.
0:39:29 > 0:39:33You can leave my motor alone, get your golf clubs, and fuck off back to Dixie.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Pay attention, Felix DeSouza.
0:39:35 > 0:39:40I atomised a major drugs syndicate to be here this morning.
0:39:40 > 0:39:44Now, I'm stuck in Liver-fucking-fool with you!
0:39:44 > 0:39:50And if I need you to sell your car to help me, you will sell your goddamn car!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Do I look like the Salvation Army?
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Have I got "Jim'll Fix It" written on my fucking hat?
0:40:02 > 0:40:06I'm sorry, mate, but help's not a word I'm too familiar with, you know.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08CAMPTOWN RACES RINGTONE
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Fuck off!
0:40:35 > 0:40:37I don't believe it.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40So, who's the girl?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45It's my ex-girlfriend.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Arthur. I want you to describe the situation to me.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Seven shades of shit in a one-shit trumpet, sir.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58It looks like some kind of a drugs buy.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00'None of your ordinary.'
0:41:00 > 0:41:04Aye-aye. Got some blue tabs. They look like sweets.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06How are you?
0:41:06 > 0:41:09What do you mean, how am I? Nearly cut my fucking ear off!
0:41:09 > 0:41:11And I've hurt my knee.
0:41:11 > 0:41:16Now, I want you to get the pills and take them straight down to the lab, double time.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20You got that? And then you call me. Now, what else have you got?
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Six dead bodies and one live one.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25HE GROANS Chief, it's Leopold Durant.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Durant? Right. Now, concentrate, Arthur.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32Get that fat fuck down here pronto.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33But, sir, he's dying.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Then you'd better be fucking quick about it, hadn't you?
0:41:37 > 0:41:38FOGHORN HOOTS
0:41:41 > 0:41:43She dumped me.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Two years ago now.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Changed her name from Dawn to Dakota.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Fucked off for Las Vegas and a deck of cards.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56So who hired her to take me out?
0:41:56 > 0:41:58You're asking the wrong question, mate.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02She's your guardian angel.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07If she wanted you dead, you'd be dead.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09She never misses.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11I mean, fucking look at that.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17If she really wanted to hit me... I'd be shiteing through a tube for the rest of my life.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Someone wants you kept alive.
0:42:29 > 0:42:34Somebody's trying to cut in on Durant's deal. They're shitting again.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Yeah, well, shit happens.- No.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Shit don't just happen, shit takes time.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Shit takes effort.
0:42:40 > 0:42:4320 million-worth of effort.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45METALLIC PING
0:42:45 > 0:42:48I've got to get a new deal on, fast.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50You know the town, you know the players.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Look...
0:42:54 > 0:42:56..all I want is a ticket for the game.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Do you think you can swing that?
0:42:58 > 0:43:0120 million could swing anything. You know what I'm selling.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Well, how much?
0:43:03 > 0:43:065% of whatever I get out of any deal you set up.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08That's a million dollars.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Hell, you could buy your own goddamn stadium with that.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18- Game's tomorrow. - You'd better get started, then.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Oh, and Felix.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23A word of advice.
0:43:23 > 0:43:27You ever want to get the girl, you've got to broaden your horizons.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32DISTANT METALLIC PING
0:43:34 > 0:43:36- KANE:- What the fuck is that?
0:43:36 > 0:43:38What is it?
0:43:38 > 0:43:40What? Scotch mist?
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Now, now, now, now, now.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47You are getting greedy, Leopold.
0:43:48 > 0:43:54It's a big deal going down, and you are trying to cut me out of the fucking loop.
0:43:54 > 0:43:58- LEOPOLD SCREAMS IN AGONY - I told you. Face the fuck front!
0:44:00 > 0:44:02HE COUGHS AND CHOKES
0:44:02 > 0:44:06This is going to cost you an additional 15%.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08No?
0:44:08 > 0:44:10All right, then. 30.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11As you're being so difficult.
0:44:11 > 0:44:16How about this? 50-50. Why settle for anything less, eh?
0:44:18 > 0:44:2060-40.
0:44:20 > 0:44:26Leopold, I don't know if you noticed, my son, but you're in urgent need of a fucking doctor.
0:44:28 > 0:44:3050-50.
0:44:30 > 0:44:31Good boy.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35All right, then, Arthur. Take him down.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37HE SHOUTS
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Argh!
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Fuck!
0:44:45 > 0:44:49You really have excelled yourself this time, haven't you, Arthur?
0:44:49 > 0:44:51Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
0:44:53 > 0:44:54EASTERN MEDITATION MUSIC
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Omar, it's my own interpretation, innit?
0:45:05 > 0:45:08- You need to find your centre. - Get off my leg!
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- Find your centre. - Stop messing... Omar!
0:45:12 > 0:45:16Omar, you're messing with my delicate energy field here, all right?
0:45:16 > 0:45:18OK, OK.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21- Cocksucker. - Find your centre, Omar.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23MOBILE RINGS
0:45:24 > 0:45:25Hello?
0:45:25 > 0:45:27You've got one chance, mate - yes or no -
0:45:27 > 0:45:31to be the number one shite in this particular cesspool.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35Bugger me sideways. Felix DeSouza, you misguided wanker. I'm already number one.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37- IKI:- 'Always was a bit of a pillock - Leo Durant.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39- 'Now he's a dead pillock.'- Dead?
0:45:39 > 0:45:42- MOBILE RINGS - Hang on, Felix. It's my other line.
0:45:44 > 0:45:45Hello?
0:45:45 > 0:45:47I need to find Felix.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49Hello, Dawn.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Time to scratch that itch, is it?
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Well, he's gnawing my fucking wigwam.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- Where does he hang out these days? - Hang on a minute, Dawn.
0:45:58 > 0:45:59Felix...
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Listen, me and, er...
0:46:01 > 0:46:04My associate and I have selected you to deal with.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Well, aren't I just the luckiest bugger alive?
0:46:07 > 0:46:10- Stay there. - I don't fucking believe it.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14- 'Have you tried Re-Fresh, Pink Factor?'- Yeah, all of them.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17Hang on a minute, tiger. Just let me deal with this.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Let me talk to him.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22MCELROY: 'The deal is 20 million.'
0:46:22 > 0:46:26The deal is non-negotiable. The deal expires at midnight.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30Oh, Mr McElroy, 20 million sounds fannytastic. Yes!
0:46:31 > 0:46:37Negotiation's for arsewipes. If you're not here by midnight, I'll shit myself with woe.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39I want samples, Mr McElroy. Supersonic samples.
0:46:39 > 0:46:44I want frost, I want 100,000 miles an hour of intergalactic spaciness. See ya.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46We in the house.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50- IKI:- 'Hiya, Daw. Sorry to keep you.'
0:46:50 > 0:46:53There might be one person who knows where he is.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Fuck.
0:47:05 > 0:47:06What the fuck is that?
0:47:06 > 0:47:10- FELIX:- Congratulations, pal. That's your new Cooper.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Mini Cooper.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15SPLUTTERS AND BACKFIRES
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Have I got to sort out every fucking problem?
0:47:21 > 0:47:24A laboratory. Or as you would say, a "lab-oratree".
0:47:24 > 0:47:26We need a lab, Felix.
0:47:26 > 0:47:31I'm sure that's dead easy where you come from. Fucking lab on every corner, is it?
0:47:41 > 0:47:44HORNS BLARE
0:47:44 > 0:47:45Piss off.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57MUSIC: "Don't Be Cruel" by Dillard & Clarke
0:47:57 > 0:48:00# You know I can be found
0:48:00 > 0:48:02# Sitting all alone
0:48:02 > 0:48:04# If you don't come around
0:48:04 > 0:48:07# At least, please telephone
0:48:07 > 0:48:09# Don't be cruel
0:48:09 > 0:48:11# To a heart that's true... #
0:48:12 > 0:48:16Well, shit in a bag and punch it. She's back.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21I need to find Felix.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24And what do you need from me? A map and a fucking compass?
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Shirley...
0:48:26 > 0:48:30You broke his heart. Did you even give a thought about that?
0:48:30 > 0:48:33- This was a mistake. - Most sensible thing you've said.
0:48:35 > 0:48:38Are you still shooting people for a living?
0:48:38 > 0:48:41What kind of fucking career is that, then, eh?
0:48:43 > 0:48:47- Look, can I come in? - And do what? The dirty stop-out
0:48:47 > 0:48:49doesn't come home till breakfast.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54Really good to be home.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02It's great to see you again, love.
0:49:03 > 0:49:07# Baby, it's still you I'm thinking of
0:49:07 > 0:49:09# Don't be cruel
0:49:09 > 0:49:11# To a heart that's true... #
0:49:11 > 0:49:13ENGINE ROARS AND SPLUTTERS
0:49:21 > 0:49:23I wanted to see the world.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Liverpool isn't the world.
0:49:27 > 0:49:31I couldn't take America. It was like fucking Albania in neon.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33And that stupid football shirt.
0:49:35 > 0:49:39What kind of man jumps into bed shouting, "Come on, you Reds"?
0:49:39 > 0:49:41She made me laugh.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Good shag, though.
0:49:47 > 0:49:50I tell you, she'd kill anyone for me, I'll say that for her.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52He's got problems.
0:49:52 > 0:49:53She's got problems.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56Shouldn't have come back.
0:49:56 > 0:49:57Better off.
0:50:05 > 0:50:07I need everything on this list.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10I'm dying for a smoke. You haven't any ciggies, have you?
0:50:10 > 0:50:13I'm sorry. Cigarettes are bad for your health.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16So's a fucking punch in the throat. I need fucking nicotine now!
0:50:16 > 0:50:19No need to shout at me. I'm Pakistani, not deaf.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24- Take a puff on this! - Oh, fuck off.
0:50:24 > 0:50:25You?
0:50:26 > 0:50:31You! Dress-wearing, er...monkey-boy.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33SKINHEADS: Monkey-boy!
0:50:33 > 0:50:36You're going to take them drugs of yours and make it work for us.
0:50:36 > 0:50:41- And where would I do this? - In my lab.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43- You got a lab? - Yeah, of course.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47What do you take us for? Rank fucking amateurs?
0:50:47 > 0:50:49SKINHEADS LAUGH
0:50:52 > 0:50:54THRASH METAL PLAYS
0:51:01 > 0:51:02Come on!
0:51:04 > 0:51:06SCREECHING AND WHOOPING
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Just say no.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16- FELIX:- How the fuck did we end up in here?
0:51:16 > 0:51:19One little mistake...30 years ago.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31All of these items are over-the-counter.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Nothing illegal here.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35You're no fucking help, are you?
0:51:35 > 0:51:40I beg to differ. You see, it's not the ingredients themselves which determine the effect
0:51:40 > 0:51:42but the manner in which they're combined.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44These kids are getting very smart.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51He's right.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53The ravers are the key.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Aren't you the clever little chunky monkey?
0:51:56 > 0:51:59You keep banging on about my weight. You're crossing a line.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01Arthur, it was a joke.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04It was a joke. Smile.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Smile.
0:52:06 > 0:52:07You fat cunt.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11Yo, Blowjob.
0:52:11 > 0:52:17P-O-S 51. Comes in blue or race-car red.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Destination - stratosphere.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26Only, this one...gets you there in 60 seconds.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29You try one first.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31Thought you'd never ask.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47P-O-S 51?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49You can't call it that.
0:52:49 > 0:52:52Punters'll feel like right tits asking for tabs of 438 I-O-fuckin'-U,
0:52:52 > 0:52:56whatever the number is. No-one's going to know what they're on about.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00These scumbags spend their entire life smacked out of their heads.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03Numbers - they couldn't even tell you what fucking time it is.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08All right, Mr Smug, what have you done?
0:53:11 > 0:53:13I think the shit's about to hit the fan.
0:53:28 > 0:53:32Arrrrrgh!
0:53:33 > 0:53:35FARTING
0:53:35 > 0:53:36Phew. Eurgh.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42FARTS
0:53:42 > 0:53:45- ALL GROAN AND FART - Curry was a bad idea, lads.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48SKINHEADS GROAN
0:53:50 > 0:53:52FARTING Oh, yeah.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54- ALL:- Please. Please.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56FARTING AND SQUELCHING
0:53:58 > 0:54:01- BLOWFISH:- Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18MUSIC: "Warrior" by Warrior
0:54:24 > 0:54:27# Here comes your warrior
0:54:37 > 0:54:39# Here comes your warrior
0:54:47 > 0:54:49# Here comes your warrior
0:54:49 > 0:54:53# He's letting you know
0:54:53 > 0:54:56# Your sun will come shining
0:54:56 > 0:54:59# Your sun will come shining
0:55:00 > 0:55:02# Here comes your warrior
0:55:03 > 0:55:06# He's letting you know
0:55:06 > 0:55:08# Your sun will come shining... #
0:55:09 > 0:55:11- IKI:- Oi!
0:55:11 > 0:55:13Brothers gonna work it out.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Brothers gonna work it out.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19He's a chemical brother! Mr McElroy...welcome.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22- How you doing, man? - Spectacular is what I'm doing.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Spectacular.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27Nice skirt. Special occasion, is it?
0:55:27 > 0:55:29IKI LAUGHS
0:55:29 > 0:55:32- Are you going to be all right here on your own?- Mm-hm.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34- She's here.- Right.
0:55:34 > 0:55:39- Everything all right, lads? Problems?- No, man. Nothing we can't handle.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43# Here comes your warrior
0:55:43 > 0:55:46# He's letting you know
0:55:46 > 0:55:49# Your sun will come shining
0:55:49 > 0:55:53# Your sun will come shining
0:55:53 > 0:55:56# Here comes your warrior
0:55:56 > 0:55:58# He's letting you know... #
0:56:00 > 0:56:06Every chemical used in the production of this drug is 100% legal.
0:56:06 > 0:56:12Not one ingredient is found on any known government's banned substance watch list.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16Hell, you can ship supertankers of this shit.
0:56:16 > 0:56:20You can even lay a goddamn pipeline and no-one would bat an eye.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28P-O-S 51.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30It's all that.
0:56:30 > 0:56:33And it can be yours.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36If the price...is right.
0:56:57 > 0:57:01Chemistry...Mr McElroy.
0:57:03 > 0:57:05What is chemistry...
0:57:06 > 0:57:10..but the ability to attract adoration in others?
0:57:15 > 0:57:18You see, you're like me, Mr McElroy.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21You're a sky-highatrist, I'm a sky-highatrist.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24See, I always knew I'd be a drug dealer even when I was a kid.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27I saw my dad hit my mother, my mother hit my brother,
0:57:27 > 0:57:30my brother hit my sister, and my sister fuck my father.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32So it's inevitable, really.
0:57:32 > 0:57:36You'd have to be on drugs just to live in that madhouse, wouldn't you?
0:57:36 > 0:57:39Drugs are good, Mr McElroy.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42Drugs are our mates.
0:57:43 > 0:57:47Fuck. I'm getting on my own nerves.
0:57:48 > 0:57:51What I'm trying to say to you, Mr McElroy, is...
0:57:54 > 0:57:58..I'm very much attracted to what you have to offer.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01IKI CHUCKLES
0:58:10 > 0:58:12How are you doing, Felix?
0:58:13 > 0:58:15Well, my boss is dead...
0:58:16 > 0:58:19..can't get a ticket for tomorrow's match,
0:58:19 > 0:58:22and, oh, yeah, I've got a fucking bullet hole in the arse.
0:58:23 > 0:58:25Apart from that,
0:58:25 > 0:58:27I'm tiptop.
0:58:30 > 0:58:32So who's the target?
0:58:32 > 0:58:35You've got that look in your eye.
0:58:35 > 0:58:37I've been looking for you.
0:58:37 > 0:58:41Oh, yeah? For old times' sake or for the company I keep?
0:58:41 > 0:58:43Little bit of both.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48So, you have got me on your list, then?
0:58:49 > 0:58:51You've always been on my list.
0:58:53 > 0:58:56WHOOPING AND CHEERING 40 years ago
0:58:56 > 0:59:00a rock-and-roll revolution was launched in this town.
0:59:00 > 0:59:02WILD CHEERING
0:59:02 > 0:59:06Tonight, we're going to launch a new revolution.
0:59:07 > 0:59:13One that will rock and roll your senses.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15CHEERING
0:59:15 > 0:59:18And you...are my test pilots.
0:59:18 > 0:59:26You're going to kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow.
0:59:26 > 0:59:30WILD CHEERING
0:59:31 > 0:59:34Are you ready? CHEERING
0:59:34 > 0:59:39Are...you...ready? CHEERING
0:59:39 > 0:59:44Then let's get ready to party-y-y-y.
0:59:46 > 0:59:49- MUSIC: Synaesthesia (Fly Away) - by Thrillseekers
1:00:26 > 1:00:28Have you any idea how much I missed you?
1:00:28 > 1:00:30Why didn't you stay with me, then?
1:00:30 > 1:00:33What, me? In America? Don't be soft!
1:00:33 > 1:00:36Besides, I don't know who you are any more, girl.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39It's been nearly two years. I haven't heard a word.
1:00:42 > 1:00:44Still...
1:00:45 > 1:00:47I always hoped...
1:00:51 > 1:00:53..you might...
1:00:53 > 1:00:54change your mind...
1:00:55 > 1:00:58..and come home.
1:01:01 > 1:01:03We could have a fresh start.
1:01:06 > 1:01:08Aren't you going to say anything?
1:01:37 > 1:01:40This, Mr McElroy, is a fucking miracle.
1:01:40 > 1:01:46Drug use will reach epidemic proportions, revolutions will break out, governments will fall!
1:01:46 > 1:01:4820 million, and not a penny less!
1:01:48 > 1:01:51- Where do I sign? - Si... Sign?!
1:01:51 > 1:01:53This ain't some written contract.
1:01:53 > 1:01:56The kind of agreement I could take you to court and sue your ass over.
1:01:56 > 1:01:58You fuck me on this deal,
1:01:58 > 1:02:01I gotta take out a contract just to get even on the goddamn contract!
1:02:01 > 1:02:04We think we have an agreement, we think we see things the same way.
1:02:04 > 1:02:05Either we do, or we don't.
1:02:05 > 1:02:07You're either in, or you're out.
1:02:07 > 1:02:10You give me the money, I give you the formula. Are we clear?
1:02:11 > 1:02:15Crystal, Mr McElroy. Crystal.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18I'm not Leo Durant. I'm a man of my word.
1:02:18 > 1:02:20Get in my way,
1:02:20 > 1:02:22and I'm gonna have to shoot you.
1:02:24 > 1:02:27Get in my way, and I'm gonna have to shoot you again.
1:02:28 > 1:02:30I've got to work, babe.
1:02:34 > 1:02:36Fucking cow!
1:02:39 > 1:02:41SCREAMING
1:02:42 > 1:02:44Oh, fuck!
1:02:46 > 1:02:50Can't a brother just deal some goddamn drugs?
1:02:52 > 1:02:55Time to go, Elmo.
1:03:10 > 1:03:12Mr Kane. Is it that time of the month already?
1:03:12 > 1:03:15I thought you weren't due till next week, you eager beaver.
1:03:24 > 1:03:27Now, ain't that always the way?
1:03:27 > 1:03:29Elevator music, a nigger in a kilt,
1:03:29 > 1:03:32and a chick with a nickel-plated nine.
1:03:32 > 1:03:34MOBILE RINGS
1:03:36 > 1:03:38And now a word from our sponsor.
1:03:38 > 1:03:40That ain't no Liverpool accent.
1:03:41 > 1:03:43- Say hello, Elmo. - Hello, Elmo.
1:03:43 > 1:03:47'Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Elmo.
1:03:47 > 1:03:50'And The Lizard is so full of'
1:03:50 > 1:03:53motherfucking fonderence for you that he got
1:03:53 > 1:03:56'on this plane just to come see you.'
1:03:56 > 1:03:58I'm touched.
1:03:58 > 1:04:00- You will be. - You got my cash?
1:04:00 > 1:04:03You're flush, sweetcakes. You are flush.
1:04:04 > 1:04:07He's looking forward to seeing you.
1:04:19 > 1:04:22So, what's the price tag on my ass?
1:04:22 > 1:04:24It's enough. Move.
1:04:34 > 1:04:35SHE SCREAMS
1:04:38 > 1:04:41Last stop. There's nowhere from here but down.
1:04:41 > 1:04:43Reel me in!
1:04:43 > 1:04:45Why would I do a stupid thing like that?
1:04:45 > 1:04:48- Pull me up, will you? - Fold or call?
1:04:48 > 1:04:52- What? - You play poker. Fold or call?
1:04:52 > 1:04:54SHE WHIMPERS I'm your last chance, girl.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56I'm that "out" you've been looking for.
1:04:56 > 1:04:59I'm only gonna make this offer once.
1:04:59 > 1:05:02You either take it and get out from under The Lizard,
1:05:02 > 1:05:04or you stay a slave and wonder where your life went.
1:05:04 > 1:05:08You think you can save me, do you? Look where you are!
1:05:08 > 1:05:11- Get real! - A million in bonds, untraceable.
1:05:11 > 1:05:14That's real! That's a fresh start.
1:05:14 > 1:05:18Try quitting while you're ahead for a change...Dawn.
1:05:18 > 1:05:20- No.- No?!
1:05:20 > 1:05:22SHE SCREAMS
1:05:23 > 1:05:26I want 10% of your deal with Iki.
1:05:26 > 1:05:27You're negotiating with me?!
1:05:27 > 1:05:29Look at your options.
1:05:31 > 1:05:3310%.
1:05:33 > 1:05:35Have a look at yours.
1:05:39 > 1:05:41All right.
1:05:41 > 1:05:42SHE SCREAMS
1:05:52 > 1:05:55Now that is a lovely dress.
1:05:55 > 1:05:56Need the extra room, do you?
1:05:56 > 1:05:58Tell me something. I'm intrigued.
1:05:58 > 1:06:01Is it true that you fellas are equipped with incredibly...
1:06:04 > 1:06:06..large...
1:06:07 > 1:06:09Fuck!
1:06:11 > 1:06:13Thanks.
1:06:13 > 1:06:14My pleasure.
1:06:14 > 1:06:15You can move your arm now.
1:06:20 > 1:06:22- KANE:- Right then, you Scouse git.
1:06:23 > 1:06:25In the last 12 hours
1:06:25 > 1:06:28this city has gone from a peaceful fun-loving Utopia
1:06:28 > 1:06:30to an all-out fucking war zone.
1:06:30 > 1:06:32And I, Virgil Kane...
1:06:33 > 1:06:35Well, I want to know why.
1:06:35 > 1:06:41Nobody cuts me out of anything in this parochial pisshole.
1:06:41 > 1:06:42You smell that, Felix. Smell it.
1:06:42 > 1:06:45- Smell it! - HE SNIFFS
1:06:45 > 1:06:47That is essence of Durant.
1:06:48 > 1:06:51And Durant got what he deserved.
1:06:51 > 1:06:53So, when a deal goes down,
1:06:53 > 1:06:57you, my old sausage, will fix it. Time and place.
1:06:57 > 1:06:59And then you will call me.
1:06:59 > 1:07:02Otherwise... Accessory to murder.
1:07:03 > 1:07:06Possession of a firearm.
1:07:06 > 1:07:08You fuck me,
1:07:08 > 1:07:10I'll have you on your hands and your knees,
1:07:10 > 1:07:14with your arse in the air, exposing your rusty sheriff's badge for the next 20 years.
1:07:16 > 1:07:19So ask yourself, are you going to help restore
1:07:19 > 1:07:22some national pride, and stick one on the Yanks?
1:07:22 > 1:07:25Or, like the rest of your life, are you going to piss it all away?
1:07:26 > 1:07:29Are you going to help me
1:07:29 > 1:07:30to help you?
1:07:30 > 1:07:32Eight hours till kickoff.
1:07:35 > 1:07:36It's a big game.
1:07:37 > 1:07:40Let's just see if you come good.
1:07:51 > 1:07:52Mr Kane.
1:07:58 > 1:08:01See ya!
1:08:03 > 1:08:05- You'll never walk alone, eh, mate? - HE LAUGHS
1:08:16 > 1:08:18DEACTIVATES CAR ALARM
1:08:18 > 1:08:20HE LAUGHS
1:08:22 > 1:08:24Help me to help you? Cunt!
1:08:52 > 1:08:55ELMO: How do you think that motherfucker would do against people who diss
1:08:55 > 1:08:58like Soso, McGuire, Griffey? They'd be knocking this shit out the park.
1:08:58 > 1:09:01He can't throw that kinda heat. Kevin's got what's goin' on here.
1:09:01 > 1:09:04- You don't know what you're talking about. DAWN:- Bullshit.
1:09:04 > 1:09:08Kevin Brown couldn't carry Sandy Koufax's jockstrap.
1:09:08 > 1:09:10You've been listening to too much Vince Scully.
1:09:10 > 1:09:14You need to get your ear out of the radio, and carry your ass out to the ball game.
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Sorry, but, er...
1:09:19 > 1:09:20..have I missed something?
1:09:26 > 1:09:28What the fuck is that?
1:09:28 > 1:09:29Black pudding.
1:09:29 > 1:09:32- Fried pig's blood. - Oh!
1:09:32 > 1:09:34Are you two planning on filling me in, or what?
1:09:36 > 1:09:38Elmo's propositioned her.
1:09:38 > 1:09:40Nice one, Shirley.
1:09:40 > 1:09:42I'm listening.
1:09:42 > 1:09:46Lizard offered Dakota 250K to deliver my live ass to him.
1:09:46 > 1:09:50I've made her a significantly better offer.
1:09:50 > 1:09:52And I'm thinking... she might entertain...
1:09:53 > 1:09:56..certain sentimental reasons for not doing her job.
1:09:56 > 1:09:58The question is
1:09:58 > 1:10:01whether it's going to pay me... to be sentimental.
1:10:06 > 1:10:09Look, we have a choice.
1:10:09 > 1:10:13We can use our "Get out of jail free" cards,
1:10:13 > 1:10:19or we can choose "Stop, do not pass Go". Do not collect 20 million dollars.
1:10:20 > 1:10:22Do we have a deal?
1:10:27 > 1:10:29Do that again, I will definitely fucking shoot you.
1:10:29 > 1:10:32Shut your gob! Go and get yourself cleaned up!
1:10:40 > 1:10:42- And no shagging up there! - Yeah.
1:10:42 > 1:10:45No shagging up there.
1:10:57 > 1:10:59We do this job and we get out.
1:11:08 > 1:11:10It's what we all want, isn't it?
1:11:13 > 1:11:15# I don't know why
1:11:16 > 1:11:19# I love you like I do, but I do... #
1:11:19 > 1:11:20Just to get out.
1:11:24 > 1:11:27# I don't know why
1:11:27 > 1:11:29# You treat me like you do
1:11:29 > 1:11:31# But you do
1:11:32 > 1:11:34# Lord, you do... #
1:11:35 > 1:11:37So, what's the plan?
1:11:37 > 1:11:39You tell me.
1:11:42 > 1:11:45# Lord, you do me any way you please... #
1:11:46 > 1:11:48What's the plan?
1:11:48 > 1:11:50You tell me.
1:11:50 > 1:11:52# No matter how you treat me, woman
1:11:54 > 1:11:58# Lord, I just can't seem to leave
1:11:59 > 1:12:01# I don't know
1:12:01 > 1:12:05# What you're using on me, baby, but it's good
1:12:07 > 1:12:09# Ooh, it's real good
1:12:11 > 1:12:16# I know I would surely leave you, woman
1:12:16 > 1:12:18# Oh, if I could
1:12:19 > 1:12:21# I surely would
1:12:22 > 1:12:24# Ooh... #
1:12:28 > 1:12:30SQUEAKS
1:12:34 > 1:12:37CHANTING
1:12:37 > 1:12:40Listen! It's got to come from your belly.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42Right deep down!
1:12:42 > 1:12:44It's your birth trauma.
1:12:44 > 1:12:48Now cleanse your chakras and let it all out.
1:12:51 > 1:12:53THEY CHANT
1:12:54 > 1:12:58- Let it go! - I'm trying, you fucking fairy!
1:12:58 > 1:13:00A-a-a-a-ah!
1:13:00 > 1:13:04All right? A-a-a-ah!
1:13:04 > 1:13:06A-a-a-a-a-ah!
1:13:06 > 1:13:08MOBILE RINGS
1:13:09 > 1:13:12- All-righty. Good morning. - All right, let's finish this deal.
1:13:12 > 1:13:14My sentiments exactly.
1:13:15 > 1:13:18- Any particular venue? - No airports, no hotel rooms,
1:13:18 > 1:13:22no dockyards, no barges, no pharmacies,
1:13:22 > 1:13:23- no animal-testing labs.- Oh!
1:13:23 > 1:13:27- No rooftops. - Riddles! Riddles! I love riddles.
1:13:27 > 1:13:30No abandoned warehouses or rave clubs.
1:13:32 > 1:13:34I want total privacy
1:13:34 > 1:13:36in a very public place.
1:13:38 > 1:13:40And security.
1:13:40 > 1:13:42Cops. Lots of them.
1:13:42 > 1:13:45And witnesses. Thousands of witnesses.
1:13:45 > 1:13:49- You getting my drift? - Well, er, I've got a certain, er,
1:13:49 > 1:13:53business indulgence, shall we say, that I could er...utilise.
1:13:53 > 1:13:56- So, what time's kickoff? - 'Three o'clock sharp.'
1:13:56 > 1:13:57I'll be there.
1:13:57 > 1:13:59Football and drugs.
1:13:59 > 1:14:01A perfect Saturday afternoon.
1:14:03 > 1:14:05Liverpool!
1:14:05 > 1:14:07Liverpool!
1:14:07 > 1:14:08Come on!
1:14:08 > 1:14:09Chakras!
1:14:18 > 1:14:20FANS CHANT
1:14:22 > 1:14:24CAR HORN HONKS
1:14:28 > 1:14:30CHEERING
1:14:30 > 1:14:32No, no, no, no, no, chubster.
1:14:32 > 1:14:34- You stay here. - What for?
1:14:34 > 1:14:37I don't know. Keep your eyes peeled on the exit.
1:14:37 > 1:14:39And try, for fuck's sake, to blend in, cunt!
1:14:42 > 1:14:44This clown better deliver.
1:14:44 > 1:14:48Don't worry. Iki put something like this together a couple of years ago now.
1:14:48 > 1:14:50Yeah? What happened?
1:14:50 > 1:14:51They all died.
1:14:53 > 1:14:55We get in, we get out.
1:14:55 > 1:14:57What about the game?
1:14:57 > 1:15:01- We're staying to watch the game, right?- Dude, I'm in, then I'm out.
1:15:10 > 1:15:15TANNOY: 'Virgin Atlantic announce the arrival of Flight ES12 from Los Angeles.'
1:15:19 > 1:15:20Any glass bottles?
1:15:20 > 1:15:23Good afternoon, gentlemen. Welcome to Anfield, the home of football.
1:15:23 > 1:15:26- Too right, pal. - McElroy, DeSouza.
1:15:26 > 1:15:31Yes, sir. Take the lift to the third floor. It's the first door on your right, sir.
1:15:31 > 1:15:33Thank you.
1:15:34 > 1:15:36- Sir? - Don't you want to search me?
1:15:37 > 1:15:41Guests for the executive suites are never searched, sir.
1:15:42 > 1:15:44Right. I knew that.
1:15:57 > 1:15:59Welcome! Come in, come in.
1:16:02 > 1:16:05Excellent.
1:16:05 > 1:16:08I'm nothing if not hospitable, Felix. Make yourself at home.
1:16:08 > 1:16:11- IKI:- I'm so excited, I could shit.
1:16:12 > 1:16:15CROWD ROARS
1:16:17 > 1:16:19- Huh? - Right, Mr McElroy, a drink
1:16:19 > 1:16:21while I tell you about my plans.
1:16:21 > 1:16:24Oh I've got plans, Mr McElroy.
1:16:24 > 1:16:27- Big fucking plans. - Hey, hey, hey
1:16:27 > 1:16:29No talk. You want a beverage?
1:16:30 > 1:16:33I'll fix your beverage while you get the 20 mill.
1:16:34 > 1:16:36I give you the formula, you smile,
1:16:36 > 1:16:38we toast,
1:16:38 > 1:16:40we pretend we're friends,
1:16:41 > 1:16:44- and we go our separate ways. - Foreplay, Mr McElroy,
1:16:44 > 1:16:47- it's the only way to a good relationship.- Ah...
1:16:47 > 1:16:50Iki, my love, we're way past holding hands.
1:16:52 > 1:16:53WHISTLE BLOWS
1:17:03 > 1:17:0620 million in bonds. Untraceable.
1:17:06 > 1:17:10What?! Is that supposed to be 20 mill?
1:17:10 > 1:17:14I'm not heftin' gold bars around the shop, am I? It's not fucking Goldfinger, is it?
1:17:14 > 1:17:15Ah-ah-ah-ah!
1:17:15 > 1:17:17Easy, flower.
1:17:17 > 1:17:19Where's my formula?
1:17:28 > 1:17:30"Wish you were here"?
1:17:37 > 1:17:39HE LAUGHS
1:17:39 > 1:17:41CONTINUES LAUGHING
1:17:43 > 1:17:47I'm fucking there, Mr McElroy. I'm fucking there.
1:17:47 > 1:17:49An inspired choice, I must say,
1:17:49 > 1:17:51my, er...chemical brother.
1:17:52 > 1:17:53Cheers.
1:17:56 > 1:17:57Ah-ah-ah-ah!
1:18:03 > 1:18:06I never was one to be too sentimental.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10Elmo!
1:18:12 > 1:18:15It ain't often that a blowed-up motherfucker
1:18:15 > 1:18:18gets to chat to the motherfucker that blowed him up.
1:18:18 > 1:18:20You got that right.
1:18:20 > 1:18:23Usually, the blowed-up motherfucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up.
1:18:23 > 1:18:26I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Elmo.
1:18:28 > 1:18:31Ooh, cocktails! What are we celebrating?
1:18:31 > 1:18:34Oh, er...we're toasting...
1:18:35 > 1:18:37..our deal, Mr Lizard.
1:18:38 > 1:18:39- Our deal? - Not your deal.
1:18:39 > 1:18:41Hands across the ocean you might say.
1:18:41 > 1:18:43Fucking twat.
1:18:43 > 1:18:45Elmo Mix-Master.
1:18:47 > 1:18:50Cheers.
1:18:51 > 1:18:54- I love your touches. - To a global partnership.
1:18:54 > 1:18:57- LIZARD:- To a global partnership.
1:19:01 > 1:19:02Ow.
1:19:03 > 1:19:05Fucking limey bastard.
1:19:05 > 1:19:08Global partnership, my ass!
1:19:08 > 1:19:13My money is on good old-fashioned American monopoly, you son of a bitch!
1:19:13 > 1:19:15Besides,
1:19:15 > 1:19:18England ain't nothin'...
1:19:18 > 1:19:21nothin' but the 51st state!
1:19:22 > 1:19:27Don't you just fucking hate it when a motherfucker stabs you in the back?
1:19:29 > 1:19:33The Lizard travelled 12,000 miles to settle accounts with you!
1:19:33 > 1:19:35So? What?
1:19:35 > 1:19:38You gonna tell me how much you missed me, or are you gonna shoot me?
1:19:38 > 1:19:41I'm sick and tired of fucking chasing your ass!
1:19:41 > 1:19:44Now, you give me my fucking goods, and you give 'em to me fucking now!
1:19:46 > 1:19:48You better chill with that shit, motherfucker.
1:19:48 > 1:19:50- I own you.- You own me?
1:19:50 > 1:19:53- I fucking own you!- You own shit!
1:19:53 > 1:19:57Go ahead, kill me. Put me out of my misery for the first time in 30 years.
1:19:57 > 1:20:00But you will no longer take what is mine.
1:20:00 > 1:20:01Fucking right. 10% is mine.
1:20:01 > 1:20:04- Five!- Five fucking per cent of that's mine.
1:20:04 > 1:20:07Shut the fuck up! I don't even know who the fuck you are!
1:20:10 > 1:20:12Oh, you've got some big fucking onions, Elmo.
1:20:12 > 1:20:14This...
1:20:14 > 1:20:18is the most expensive candy on the market.
1:20:18 > 1:20:20The drug's a fake, you know.
1:20:20 > 1:20:24It's bogus. It's what we chemists call a placebo.
1:20:24 > 1:20:26It's whatever you want it to be.
1:20:28 > 1:20:33You can run all the tests you want, and it'll look like the best shit in the universe,
1:20:33 > 1:20:36but the ingredients... they cancel each other out.
1:20:36 > 1:20:40Fucking confusing The Lizard ain't gonna fucking help your cause, Elmo.
1:20:40 > 1:20:43You've gotta give big ups to marketing.
1:20:43 > 1:20:45The ability to make people believe.
1:20:45 > 1:20:47The power of suggestion.
1:20:47 > 1:20:51P-O-S...51.
1:20:52 > 1:20:55I don't give a shit! Is this fucking science lecture over?
1:20:55 > 1:20:58It will be in...23 seconds.
1:21:02 > 1:21:06It takes 10 seconds for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach.
1:21:06 > 1:21:11It takes the human body 81 seconds to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility.
1:21:13 > 1:21:15You...have 12 seconds left.
1:21:15 > 1:21:1812 seconds? What the fuck are you talking about?
1:21:18 > 1:21:20And what is the big fucking umbrella?
1:21:20 > 1:21:21Freeze!
1:21:21 > 1:21:24- Oh!- You, lumpy, in the kaftan, drop the gun.
1:21:24 > 1:21:28Nice and controlled. How's my timing, Felix?
1:21:28 > 1:21:29It's fucking perfect.
1:21:29 > 1:21:31Ow! Argh!
1:21:31 > 1:21:34GURGLING
1:21:36 > 1:21:38Aaaargh!
1:21:38 > 1:21:39Aargh!
1:21:39 > 1:21:41CHEERING
1:21:41 > 1:21:42WHISTLE
1:21:42 > 1:21:45CHEERING
1:21:52 > 1:21:54That cleared my sinuses.
1:21:57 > 1:21:59Drugs...
1:21:59 > 1:22:01always kill you in the end.
1:22:13 > 1:22:15Whoa! Whoa. Whoa, shit!
1:22:15 > 1:22:18HE MUTTERS
1:22:18 > 1:22:20All right, lads.
1:22:20 > 1:22:23Get the cuffs on this cockney twat!
1:22:26 > 1:22:28As agreed.
1:22:30 > 1:22:32What about the drug?
1:22:32 > 1:22:35You conned us.
1:22:35 > 1:22:37I conned them.
1:22:37 > 1:22:39We got paid.
1:22:41 > 1:22:42Is this,
1:22:42 > 1:22:44or is this not, worth 20 million dollars?
1:22:48 > 1:22:49This castle's worth,
1:22:49 > 1:22:51I'd say, more like...
1:22:51 > 1:22:53seven, seven and a half.
1:23:03 > 1:23:05WHISTLE BLOWS
1:23:06 > 1:23:08Do you want to see the game?
1:23:09 > 1:23:11# Easy come
1:23:11 > 1:23:14# Easy go
1:23:14 > 1:23:17# Watch the world flow... #
1:23:36 > 1:23:39Mr McElroy,
1:23:39 > 1:23:42you are a genuine McElroy like myself, you say.
1:23:42 > 1:23:45This is the tartan of my slave master.
1:23:45 > 1:23:49I now claim his castle and his lands for my own.
1:23:49 > 1:23:51I see.
1:23:51 > 1:23:54- But will you not now be making your putt?- Aye.
1:24:02 > 1:24:07Congratulations, Mr McElroy. An outstanding round of golf.
1:24:07 > 1:24:09You ain't seen nothing yet.
1:24:15 > 1:24:17Well!
1:24:17 > 1:24:20I can tell you, it's the first time that's been seen on the 18th green.
1:24:20 > 1:24:23# Everything good is bad
1:24:24 > 1:24:27# Everything bad is good... #
1:24:27 > 1:24:29Elmo's in the house!
1:24:29 > 1:24:32# Everything good is bad
1:24:33 > 1:24:35# And everything bad is good
1:24:38 > 1:24:41# Everything good is bad
1:24:42 > 1:24:44# Everything bad is good
1:24:46 > 1:24:49# Everything good is bad... #