Two Tickets to Broadway

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0:01:46 > 0:01:51I'm not hungry now. I was hungry last night, but not now.

0:01:51 > 0:01:56My brain keeps telling my stomach that my teeth are out of order!

0:01:56 > 0:02:02My stomach found out a long time ago that my brain is a liar!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06This Reader's Digest says you can go 72 hours without food,

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- then your body begins consuming your fat.- From where?- Doesn't say.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I don't want a big meal.

0:02:13 > 0:02:19Just so I'll have strength enough to pull a trigger on a gun!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Where you gonna get one? You have to buy a gun.- Right.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26We have a knife at home, haven't we?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Stab a man, they put you in jail. - Lou Conway is a rat.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32True, but legally, he's a man.

0:02:32 > 0:02:38No, the smart thing to do is take him up the Empire State Building and push him off!

0:02:38 > 0:02:43- No witnesses!- But it costs a dollar apiece to go up.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47I think you characters are being awfully unfair to Lou.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Nobody asked you. Would you scratch my back?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53You thought it great when he got us the show!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57He forgot to say SHOWBOAT on Lake Chickamussie!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Conway couldn't book Bob Hope in an army camp!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04He couldn't help the boat sinking!

0:03:04 > 0:03:09When we hit New York, you better shop around for a new boyfriend,

0:03:09 > 0:03:14because Mr Conway will be dead D-A-I-D, daid!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29SIRENS WAIL

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Boys? We're just trying to get to town before the bus, Officer.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41We're late to see Nancy Peterson off!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Is Nancy leaving today? In that case, go ahead!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04BRASS BAND PLAYS

0:04:10 > 0:04:14# Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls High

0:04:14 > 0:04:18# Wonderful school, wonderful school, nobody will deny

0:04:18 > 0:04:21# We're ready to fight, we're ready to bite, we're ready to do or die

0:04:21 > 0:04:25# For Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls

0:04:25 > 0:04:30# Pelican Falls High! #

0:04:30 > 0:04:36HURRAY! # Nancy's ready Sis-Boom-Bah Nancy's leaving Boom-Rah-Rah! #

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- < Let's hear a song from Nancy! - Our school song, please.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50# As on through life I wander

0:04:50 > 0:04:54# Here, or there, or yonder

0:04:54 > 0:04:59# I'll miss our dear old high school

0:04:59 > 0:05:08# It's humble, but it's my school

0:05:08 > 0:05:12# Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls High

0:05:12 > 0:05:15# Wonderful school, wonderful school, nobody will deny

0:05:15 > 0:05:18# We're ready to fight, we're ready to bite, we're ready to do or die

0:05:18 > 0:05:23# For Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, for Pelican Falls High! #

0:05:23 > 0:05:26# Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls High

0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Wonderful school, wonderful school, nobody will deny

0:05:29 > 0:05:32# We're ready to fight, we're ready to bite, we're ready to do or die

0:05:32 > 0:05:36# For Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, for Pelican Falls High! #

0:05:36 > 0:05:38CHEERING

0:05:38 > 0:05:40FANFARE

0:05:40 > 0:05:45TO THE TUNE OF "AULD LANG SYNE" # The classmates who have voted you

0:05:45 > 0:05:49# Most likely to succeed

0:05:49 > 0:05:54# Are gathered here to say adieu

0:05:54 > 0:06:01# And wish you God's speed

0:05:58 > 0:06:01# God's speed

0:06:01 > 0:06:06# Good luck, dear Nancy Peterson

0:06:06 > 0:06:10# We knew that you'd go far

0:06:10 > 0:06:16# You're Broadway bound, and you are bound

0:06:16 > 0:06:25# To be a Broadway star. #

0:06:25 > 0:06:26CHEERING

0:06:27 > 0:06:31The driver took your bag. Here's the check.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33BEEPING All aboard, New York!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37# She's our Nancy, she's our Nancy! #

0:06:37 > 0:06:38HOORAY!

0:06:38 > 0:06:42TO "YANKEE DOODLE" # Nancy had a freckled nose back in kindergarten

0:06:42 > 0:06:46# Now she'll have her name in lights, the same as Mary Martin!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50# Keep the music playing loud, keep the rhythm prancing

0:06:50 > 0:06:52# We're a very merry crowd and very proud of Nancy!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56# Though we hate to see her go, why be sad or solemn?

0:06:56 > 0:07:00# Soon her name will be in every syndicated column!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04# Keep the music playing loud, keep the rhythm prancing

0:07:04 > 0:07:07# We're a very merry crowd and very proud of Nancy!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10# What's the difference if she was Latin, French or German?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14# Nancy's gonna knock 'em cold, same as Ethel Merman!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18# Keep the music playing loud, keep the rhythm prancing

0:07:18 > 0:07:20# We're a very merry crowd... #

0:07:20 > 0:07:23That reminds me. I oughta write my mother.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26After two years? The shock'll kill her!

0:07:28 > 0:07:32I made you lunch fried chicken and potato salad!

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Don't forget to wire us when you arrive!- I won't. Bye!

0:07:47 > 0:07:51# Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls High

0:07:51 > 0:07:55# Wonderful school, wonderful school, nobody will deny

0:07:55 > 0:07:58# We're ready to fight, we're ready to bite, we're ready to do or die

0:07:58 > 0:08:02# For Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, for Pelican Falls High!

0:08:06 > 0:08:12# Pelican Falls, Pelican Fa-a-alls

0:08:12 > 0:08:21# Hi-i-i-i-igh! #

0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Go ahead and cry, honey. Get it out of your system.- It's silly.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- That was quite a send off. - Weren't they great?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42They gave me one in Indiana.

0:08:42 > 0:08:48Only trouble with those is, if you don't make good, you can't go back!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Can I squeeze in?- Sure. - I'll put your shoes up here.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- No, Ma packed me a lunch. - What a dear thing for her to do!

0:08:57 > 0:09:04After all that excitement, shouldn't you have some nourishment to calm your nerves?

0:09:04 > 0:09:09Food is a wonderful nerve tonic. I wouldn't wait for lunch.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- I'm not nervous.- You're excited, and excitement leads to nervousness.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Oh, well, maybe I should.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32There, you feel better already, don't you?

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- There's nothing like mother's cooking.- Would you like some?

0:09:36 > 0:09:41- I can't eat in a moving vehicle. - Me either. I get nervous.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45If you're nervous, maybe we'd better eat!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49How did you know my name? Oh, the banners!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53They didn't say "So long, George"!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- I'm Joyce Campbell. This is Hannah Holbrook.- I'm SF Rogers.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01SF is for Silver Fox. Her mother expected a coat!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- So, you're gonna be a Broadway star, huh?- I'm gonna try.- Nice.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10- We're in showbiz, too. - Really? What do you do?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Go ahead and tell her, Hannah.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- We just closed in a real turkey. - No, we SANK!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- The showboat on Lake Chickamussie?! - You heard about it?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Everybody has. It was the laughing stock of Vermont!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Yeah, it was hysterical(!)

0:10:26 > 0:10:31Maybe you can help us. How do they kill rats in Pelican Falls?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Conway, you're a rat!

0:10:35 > 0:10:40- It's lucky you wear glasses!- You've double crossed me for the last time!

0:10:40 > 0:10:47- No more stealing my clients' jobs for Danny Carter!- Your clients? You've just got a desk!

0:10:47 > 0:10:54And you've a drawer in MY desk! Here, take your office and take your Danny Carter!

0:10:54 > 0:11:01I'll get out, but when I make a star of Dan Carter, you'll be begging for a drawer in MY office!

0:11:02 > 0:11:09- MUSIC: "O SOLE MIO" - # There's no tomorrow

0:11:09 > 0:11:13# When love is here

0:11:13 > 0:11:18# Now is forever

0:11:18 > 0:11:23# When love is true

0:11:23 > 0:11:33# So kiss me and hold me tight

0:11:33 > 0:11:37# There's no tomorrow

0:11:37 > 0:11:43# There's just tonight

0:11:43 > 0:11:48# Ma na tu sole

0:11:48 > 0:11:52# Chiu belo oi ne

0:11:52 > 0:11:56# O sole mio

0:11:56 > 0:12:00# Sta infronte a te

0:12:00 > 0:12:10# O sole, O sole mio

0:12:10 > 0:12:14# Sta infronte a te

0:12:14 > 0:12:19# Sta infronte a te

0:12:19 > 0:12:22HUMS THE MELODY

0:12:34 > 0:12:41# There's no tomorrow

0:12:41 > 0:12:45# When love is new

0:12:45 > 0:12:50# Now is forever

0:12:50 > 0:12:55# When love is true

0:12:55 > 0:13:05# So kiss me and hold me tight

0:13:05 > 0:13:10# There's no tomorrow

0:13:10 > 0:13:18# There's just tonight. #

0:13:49 > 0:13:51LOUD CHATTER

0:13:51 > 0:13:54'We gotta get back to the studio in ten minutes.'

0:13:54 > 0:13:59- 'Made that baloney and cheese? - What am I? A magician?'

0:13:59 > 0:14:05- What's holding up the salami? - The string. I didn't take it out yet!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07GENERAL CHATTER

0:14:07 > 0:14:14People, please! Is there a book-keeper in the crowd? A bookmaker?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18A bookmaker I got. I want a book-keeper. < I was one.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Thanks, tell me, count up, how many arms have I got? Two!

0:14:22 > 0:14:26On each I only got one hand! What am I, an octopus?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29And what's good enough for my partner, same for me!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32When you're slicing, no talking!

0:14:32 > 0:14:38- Don't raise your voice at me. DON'T YOU DARE!- If corn beef was cheaper, I'd hit you with one.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Don't get excited. Remember your blood pressure.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46- You're the one with blood pressure! - A better reason!

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Come on, Harry!

0:14:48 > 0:14:53You'll see us in ten minutes. If we don't go, we won't be ON!

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Too bad you're not a woman. I could have married you and left you!

0:15:06 > 0:15:10If I was a woman, I'd be so beautiful I wouldn't look on you!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Hello, boys.- Hello, Dan!

0:15:12 > 0:15:17- If you were a woman, you'd be so ugly, I wouldn't marry you! - Is that so?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Two turkey sandwiches to go. - For Dan, anything.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Since when do we let a customer interfere with an argument?

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Especially one who owes us 9.00. - It's 11.00.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- OK, with Conway's share. - Danny is good for it!

0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Actors are good for nothing! - Harry, I'm not an actor any more.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42- In that case, I'll trust you. - You've trusted me long enough.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- This should do it. - This is a deli, not a pawn shop!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Let me see that watch. - It's a good watch.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53- It's worth 20.00.- With these, it comes to 12.50 he owes us.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Here's an 8 watch change. - And the sandwiches.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08Thanks, Leo... Harry. Well, I'll see you around.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Next time I'm in New York.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- What? He's not an actor any more? - When WAS he an actor?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21To me, you ain't an actor unless you're on stage!

0:16:21 > 0:16:27Here's the corn beef. So with a bit of help it couldn't be a sandwich?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30So help the corn beef, never mind actors!

0:16:30 > 0:16:35- Can we pay the meat man with watches?- He's got to know the time!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- YOU don't know what time it is! - I don't know(!)

0:16:38 > 0:16:44- He wants to help actors(!) - I can help actors if I like it!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46You like it? Well, I don't like it!

0:16:46 > 0:16:51- Do I ask you to like it?- Then don't ask me to ask you, don't you!

0:16:51 > 0:16:54- I'm liking actors!- With my money!

0:16:54 > 0:16:58So I made mistakes investing in shows, but everybody does!

0:16:58 > 0:17:03The Great Zeigfield, he made some mistakes.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- George Peabody made some mistakes.- Who is he?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09He made nothing but mistakes!

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Harry, Leo, have you guys seen Dan?!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15He was just here. Where did he go?

0:17:15 > 0:17:20Who knows? He paid your bill with a watch and ordered two to go.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23To go? He went? But... Oh, no!

0:17:23 > 0:17:28- Did Hannah get you on the phone? - They're up in Vermont.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32They were! She's been calling from every bus stop!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35That means the show has folded!

0:17:35 > 0:17:39It means the show has folded and you're cooked!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, well, one problem at a time.

0:17:41 > 0:17:46- I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Jump off it!- To your left!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

0:18:43 > 0:18:49- Lou!- Ahh!- What are you doing? - Where do you think you're going?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- I'm going home to Denver!- Oh, yeah?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- You're crazy!- You give up too easy.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59- Two empty years isn't easy!- Two empty years is just an intermission!

0:18:59 > 0:19:04- I've got good news.- Good news? - Remember the Lake Chickamussie show?

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- It's a smash!- No kidding? - I got a call from Vermont.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Biggest show ever. They're bringing it to Broadway!

0:19:12 > 0:19:17- What's that got to do with me?- The male lead is the only weak thing.

0:19:17 > 0:19:23- Sings like a rusty hinge. They want you to replace him.- When?- When(?)

0:19:26 > 0:19:28When...

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Well?- Oh? Oh, when?! Er...

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Well, er...

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Why are you so nervous? - No, I'm excited!

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- We have to wait for the call.- How long for?- I'll cash your ticket.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- But you... - I used to handle a magician!

0:19:52 > 0:19:56"Arrived safely. Will wire details later. Love Nancy."

0:19:56 > 0:19:58- You said 68 cents?- Yes.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, my bag!

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Oh, my bag's missing! Somebody's taken my...!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Officer, those men are stealing my bag!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18INAUDIBLE

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Hold it, boys.- What's the matter?

0:20:24 > 0:20:29- I don't like to be nosy, but is that your bag?- It's MINE!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Did he steal her bag? She said so!

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- You're mistaken, Miss.- I'm not! - Make him open it up!

0:20:36 > 0:20:41An excellent idea, but before we do, can you describe the contents?

0:20:41 > 0:20:49- Or is it too personal?- No... - If it is, perhaps he'd like to describe HIS contents!

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- On top is a green dress with white polka dots.- White polka dots?

0:20:53 > 0:20:59Now then, with this fascinating clue, we'll proceed. OPEN IT!

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- That's MY mother, I'm sure of that. - Oh, I'm terribly sorry!

0:21:13 > 0:21:18If that's HIS mother, how can this be her bag?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Thank you, Mrs District Attorney!

0:21:21 > 0:21:26- Is this yours, Miss? I picked it up by mistake.- Oh, yes, thank you.

0:21:26 > 0:21:32I'm sorry, I thought it was my bag! You can see that they're practically identical.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35I...I...Oh, bye!

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Thank goodness! I do so hate to arrest people.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51TAXI! TAXI!

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Hey... Well, of ALL the nerve!

0:22:02 > 0:22:07- Friendly little island, eh?- I'll get a cab.- They don't have to be so...

0:22:07 > 0:22:12- Oh!- You haven't seen anything. Try the subway!

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Wait a minute, friend, the lady's from out of town!

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Who isn't?

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Thanks!

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Some dame, huh? Bag!

0:22:27 > 0:22:31I'll wash up, then we'll go get some coffee.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- What about that call? - The call? Oh, THAT!

0:22:34 > 0:22:39They'll call any minute and THEN we'll get some coffee.

0:22:39 > 0:22:45Say, how am I gonna look in a green dress with white polka dots?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Very pretty!

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Oh, no!

0:22:50 > 0:22:53How will she look in a four-year-old tuxedo?

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- You better get that back to her. - Yeah, poor kid!

0:22:57 > 0:23:02- Where did she tell the cab driver? - Er...the...- Theatre Club!

0:23:02 > 0:23:07I'd go, but I don't want to blow this call. See you at the deli at 10.30.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10PHONE RINGS

0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Hello?- Is that the call? - It's long distance!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Hello?- Hello, Lou? It's me, Hannah.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21Oh, er...yes, sir.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26Sir? Lou, the showboat sank! The girls are furious! They're coming to get you!

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Sorry, the terms are just the same

0:23:29 > 0:23:34300 a week, plus a run of the play contract. Decide by 10.00 tonight.

0:23:34 > 0:23:39- No, take anything!- If we don't hear by then, we double the salary.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43- What are you doing?!- I'm working a deal! They're desperate!

0:23:43 > 0:23:48They're sunk! Go get your bag, you may have to leave tonight!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Leaving tonight...

0:23:58 > 0:24:00MOUTHS

0:24:06 > 0:24:11- Ah-ha!- AHH!- Sneaking out as usual! - I wasn't sneaking out! I...

0:24:15 > 0:24:17ANGRY SHOUTING

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Get away! Get away!

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- Lou, darling, are you all right? - Yes.- Are you sure?- Yes.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53- KNOCKING > Miss Peterson?- Yes?

0:24:53 > 0:24:58- There's a gentleman downstairs about a suitcase.- Oh, there is?- Yes.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Tell him I'll be right down!

0:25:15 > 0:25:16Hi.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Hi.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23The green dress with white polka dots wrong size.

0:25:23 > 0:25:28Oh, thank goodness! You don't know what I've...well, I've...

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I...hnn!

0:25:30 > 0:25:35- What's the matter? - I tried to find out who you were,

0:25:35 > 0:25:40- or where you were. I ransacked your bag looking for an address!- Easy.

0:25:40 > 0:25:45- How did you know where to get me? - You told the cab driver.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Oh.- That's better.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52Everything I own is in that bag. All my clothing and 120.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57- I didn't know about that. - I don't think it would have made a difference.

0:25:57 > 0:26:03I'll be sure I've got the right one this time. My mother made this.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07If you'll wait a few minutes, I'll repack it neatly.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10It's OK, besides, I've only got 12 minutes.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Club rules visitors on weekdays till 10.00.

0:26:13 > 0:26:1811.00 weekends, no males above the first floor at any time.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23Oh. Well, would you like to sit down for the 12 minutes?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Thanks.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Evidently, you've been here often.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35- I know a lot of the kids. - Are you in showbiz?

0:26:35 > 0:26:39- More or less. Mostly less. Cigarette?- Thanks.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43- What do you do? - Well, I sing...I think.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47- What about you? - I sing, I'm beginning to doubt.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Professionally? - Professionally, but seldom.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54Oh, that would suit me, even seldom.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56New York's a pretty tough town.

0:26:56 > 0:27:02My father said New York is just like Pelican Falls, only taller.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06- Danny Carter!- Tina! - How have you been?

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Fine.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12- Tina Moore, best screamer in radio. - Screamer?

0:27:12 > 0:27:17- Gets 45 a scream, that's minimum union scale.- Really?- Sure!

0:27:17 > 0:27:24Danny how does that line go after "The great big city's a wondrous toy"?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Just made for a girl and boy... #

0:27:27 > 0:27:33- Come and sing it for us.- Please do! - Do you know the kids?- Not yet.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- What's your name?- Nancy Peterson.

0:27:35 > 0:27:42- I'd like you to meet an old friend of mine, Nancy Peterson. Tina Moore. - Hello.- Hello.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Sarah Lee Marshall.- Hi. - Come on, Danny.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47# Summer journeys to Niagra

0:27:47 > 0:27:51# And to other places aggravate all our cares

0:27:51 > 0:27:53# We'll save our fares

0:27:53 > 0:27:58# I've a cosy little flat in what is known as old Manhattan

0:27:58 > 0:28:03# We'll settle down right here in town

0:28:03 > 0:28:09# We'll have Manhattan, the Bronx and Staten Island too

0:28:09 > 0:28:17# It's lovely going through the zoo

0:28:18 > 0:28:23# It's very fancy on old Delancey Street, you know

0:28:23 > 0:28:27# The subways charm us so

0:28:27 > 0:28:33# When balmy breezes blow to and fro

0:28:33 > 0:28:37# And tell me what street compares with Mott Street in July

0:28:37 > 0:28:45# Sweet pushcarts gently gliding by

0:28:45 > 0:28:50# The great big city's a wondrous toy

0:28:50 > 0:28:54# Just made for a girl and boy

0:28:54 > 0:29:03# We'll turn Manhattan into an isle of joy... #

0:29:03 > 0:29:06- Come on.- But I can't...!- You can!

0:29:06 > 0:29:11# And tell me what street compares with Mott Street in July

0:29:11 > 0:29:17# Sweet pushcarts gently gliding by

0:29:18 > 0:29:22# The great big city's a wondrous toy

0:29:22 > 0:29:26# Just made for a girl and boy

0:29:26 > 0:29:32# We'll turn Manhattan into an isle of wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful joy. #

0:29:35 > 0:29:38OK, come on, that new girl routine!

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Curtain going up! Get your tickets!

0:29:43 > 0:29:45They do this great.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16TAXI! TAXI!

0:31:02 > 0:31:08# It's very fancy on old Delancey Street, you know

0:31:08 > 0:31:11# The subway charms us so

0:31:11 > 0:31:16# When balmy breezes blow to and fro

0:31:16 > 0:31:21# Doo doo doo-doo-doo doo doo doo-doo-doo doo doo doo

0:31:21 > 0:31:23COUGH >

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Uh, uh, uh!

0:31:43 > 0:31:48# And South Pacific is a terrific show they say

0:31:48 > 0:31:53- I've seen it!- # We both may see it close someday

0:31:53 > 0:31:58- I doubt that. Can you read? - # The city's bustle can never spoil

0:31:58 > 0:32:03# The dreams of a boy and GOIL!

0:32:12 > 0:32:16# The great big city's a wondrous toy

0:32:16 > 0:32:22# But every girl ought to have a boy

0:32:22 > 0:32:33# Oooh-ooh! They'll turn Manhattan into an isle of joy!

0:32:33 > 0:32:35# Aaah! #

0:32:35 > 0:32:37PHONE RINGS

0:32:39 > 0:32:41MUSIC DROWNS CHATTER

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Oh, it's beautiful. Just beautiful!

0:32:47 > 0:32:52Actually, Pelican Falls isn't very different from New York.

0:32:52 > 0:32:56We see the same movies, eat the same breakfast foods.

0:32:56 > 0:33:01- Right.- Maybe years ago, girls from small towns were different,

0:33:01 > 0:33:04but I think we're just the same now.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07I couldn't tell you from a girl born in New York.

0:33:07 > 0:33:12People attracted to show business are especially sophisticated.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- Do you believe that?- I do.

0:33:15 > 0:33:19Our whole thinking is sophisticated.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21- Yes, it is.- Even our behaviour.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24That's why we fit. We're extroverts.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28- We are.- And extroverts let their emotions go.

0:33:28 > 0:33:33- Part of showbiz. You can't have one without the other. - No, of course not.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37The moment I saw you, I knew you belonged in showbiz.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40- Your sophistication. - I suppose it shows.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44- You sure are sophisticated. - I...I'm not always.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47It comes...and goes.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50- Why are you trembling? - I'm not trembling.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52You little, small town hick.

0:33:52 > 0:33:57What do you mean by letting a strange man talk you into this?

0:33:57 > 0:34:02- Extrovert(!) You don't even know what it means!- I do! It's...

0:34:03 > 0:34:04No.

0:34:04 > 0:34:08No. No difference between Pelican Falls and New York?

0:34:08 > 0:34:13You act like a small town girl and you ARE a small town girl!

0:34:13 > 0:34:17- Well, I'm sorry!- Know what you remind me of? My sister.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20And the little one, not the big one!

0:34:20 > 0:34:26Next time somebody gives you a routine about sophistication, what'll you do?

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Lean forward.

0:34:30 > 0:34:35That's the only place you're to be kissed by anybody.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Ever?- Well...for a long time.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41How will I know when to switch?

0:34:41 > 0:34:44I'll tell you when.

0:34:45 > 0:34:49# The great big city's a wondrous toy

0:34:49 > 0:34:54# Just made for a girl and boy

0:34:54 > 0:35:03BOTH: # We'll turn Manhattan into an isle of joy. #

0:35:07 > 0:35:11Cats are cats, no matter how many legs they've got!

0:35:11 > 0:35:16- What, dear?- For a girl who loves me, you got a pretty good left!

0:35:16 > 0:35:21- If I didn't love you, would I nurse you?- Is this OK on top of an aspirin?

0:35:21 > 0:35:25Of course, as long as I gave you the bicarbonate first.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Ooh!

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Lou, you should have sent us bus fare!

0:35:32 > 0:35:38For a quiz show, it might interest you that the average Vermont turkey

0:35:38 > 0:35:42- has 4,654 feathers...- Uh-huh. - Including the neck!

0:35:42 > 0:35:47- Lou, I want to ask you a question. - The Vermont turkey has...

0:35:47 > 0:35:50No, I'm serious. And I want an honest answer.

0:35:50 > 0:35:54- Do you still have my engagement ring?- Certainly!

0:35:54 > 0:35:57What?! It's at the jeweller's!

0:35:57 > 0:35:59You said you wanted it tightened.

0:35:59 > 0:36:03I want it so tight you can't slip it off!

0:36:03 > 0:36:10- It's been in hock so much, I'm nearly engaged to the pawnbroker! - It's at the jeweller's. Believe me!

0:36:10 > 0:36:14Why doesn't anybody ever take MY word?!

0:36:14 > 0:36:19Everybody's against me! It's a plot! The world doesn't want me around.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23I think I'll resign from the human race.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32- Aren't you going to stop me?- Nope.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Then this is the end. Goodbye.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Bye.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Oh, baby! Oh, baby!

0:36:47 > 0:36:52When I hold you like this, I get such wonderful ideas!

0:36:55 > 0:36:56I...

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- I just got the greatest idea of my life!- What?

0:37:02 > 0:37:06- Television!- I think somebody already thought of it.

0:37:06 > 0:37:11I mean you, Foxy, Joyce, Dan all my clients in one package.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14- All of us together? - It's a sensational act!

0:37:14 > 0:37:17If you can get the girls, I'll swing Dan!

0:37:17 > 0:37:21- But it takes money. Material, costumes!- I can swing that.

0:37:21 > 0:37:26Poor Harry and Leo shouldn't slave all their lives in some deli.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30They're such dolls. They deserve something better.

0:37:30 > 0:37:35If I let them invest in this act, why, they can retire in a year!

0:37:35 > 0:37:38Sure... if they sell the store!

0:37:38 > 0:37:41They won't fall for another of your schemes!

0:37:41 > 0:37:45Wait, I just have to tell them that I'm not in on it.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Shrewd, baby! Are you with me?

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Aren't I always?

0:37:51 > 0:37:55Oh, Hannah, from now on, we'll head straight for the top!

0:37:55 > 0:37:58I'll wrap that beautiful body in mink,

0:37:58 > 0:38:01I'll get your ring out of hock, and...

0:38:01 > 0:38:05- Take one step towards me and I'll jump!- I knew it!

0:38:05 > 0:38:09You're no good! I need a psychiatrist. I must be nuts!

0:38:09 > 0:38:13I know you for what you are, but I love you!

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Oh, baby!

0:38:16 > 0:38:19You'll never be sorry!

0:38:19 > 0:38:22# Baby, you'll never be blue

0:38:22 > 0:38:27# On the other hand, the things that we planned

0:38:27 > 0:38:31# Might not exactly come true

0:38:31 > 0:38:34# Baby, you'll never be sorry

0:38:34 > 0:38:38# Neither will I ever be

0:38:38 > 0:38:42# You deserve the best. Put me to the test

0:38:42 > 0:38:46# And leave the rest to me!

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Oh! Go back! I mean...er...

0:38:50 > 0:38:54# You're a fake and you're fickle and you're not worth a nickel

0:38:54 > 0:38:57# But I love you!

0:38:57 > 0:39:01# You're a flop and you fizzle and you cheat and you chisel!

0:39:01 > 0:39:03# But I love you!

0:39:03 > 0:39:07# You remind me of a comic valentine!

0:39:07 > 0:39:11# And I know you're only handing me a line

0:39:11 > 0:39:15# Honey, you're too suspicious, but your lips look delicious

0:39:15 > 0:39:18# And they should be pressed to mine!

0:39:18 > 0:39:24- # No sirree, no surrender! - I could be very tender, if you'd let me!

0:39:24 > 0:39:27# I'm a slave in your power

0:39:27 > 0:39:31# And in less than an hour, you'd forget me!

0:39:32 > 0:39:35# If you ever need a friend, I'll never fail

0:39:35 > 0:39:39# But to find you, I would have to go to JAIL!

0:39:44 > 0:39:48# Yes, I guess I'm a mess

0:39:48 > 0:39:52# But I blushingly confess

0:39:52 > 0:39:56# You're the mess for me!

0:39:56 > 0:39:59GEE!

0:39:59 > 0:40:02# Baby, you'll never be sorry!

0:40:02 > 0:40:05# Baby, you'll never be blue!

0:40:05 > 0:40:09# You're a counterfeit, and yet I admit

0:40:09 > 0:40:12# I've got a feeling for you

0:40:12 > 0:40:15# Baby, we're gonna be wealthy

0:40:15 > 0:40:18# Honey, I've got it all planned

0:40:18 > 0:40:20# Maybe I'm a dope

0:40:20 > 0:40:26# Still I'm always hopeful when you hold my hand

0:40:26 > 0:40:32# Baby, ain't love grand?

0:40:40 > 0:40:46# Baby, ain't love grand? #

0:40:52 > 0:40:56That was a very pretty girl you came in with the other night.

0:40:56 > 0:41:01She reminds me of another pretty girl I knew, who was also pretty.

0:41:01 > 0:41:06- Nancy is a pretty girl. - That's what I was saying!

0:41:06 > 0:41:11- Why are you still living with Conway? - It's not Lou's fault I'm a failure.

0:41:11 > 0:41:17First you gotta do something and fail and from THIS you become a failure!

0:41:17 > 0:41:20He's right, but don't listen, he's always wrong!

0:41:20 > 0:41:25Do you handle cigarettes? Handle? We sell them.

0:41:25 > 0:41:29- In the machine!- Oh, yes, thank you.

0:41:29 > 0:41:34- Say, but aren't you Dan... Dan...? - Carter.- Dan Carter, of course!

0:41:34 > 0:41:40I heard you at the Runyon Benefit last month, but you got away before I could see you.

0:41:40 > 0:41:44- Oh, yes, at the Winter Garden. - What a voice!

0:41:44 > 0:41:48Bob Crosby said to me that you were going places!

0:41:48 > 0:41:52- Bob Crosby?- Yes. My name is Denis McGiven.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56- I produce Bob's show. - The television show?

0:41:56 > 0:41:59- Of course. - Well, I'm glad to know you.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03- Won't you join me? - Thank you. I have a moment.

0:42:03 > 0:42:09- Did you hear what he said? Bob Crosby.- I can say that, too Bob Crosby!

0:42:09 > 0:42:12You are an excellent baritone, Mr Carter.

0:42:12 > 0:42:19But Bob feels, and I agree, that if you could whip up some sort of production,

0:42:19 > 0:42:22say, surround yourself with a few girls,

0:42:22 > 0:42:26talented girls, I'm sure your agent can...

0:42:26 > 0:42:32- You do have an agent, of course? - Oh, sure. Lou Conway.

0:42:32 > 0:42:36Conway? He's been trying to see me for weeks about a singer!

0:42:36 > 0:42:40- This IS a coincidence! - Just shows, you never know!

0:42:40 > 0:42:46When you're ready, have Lou contact me and I guarantee you a spot!

0:42:46 > 0:42:50Mr McGiven, this is the break I've been waiting for!

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Compliments of the Palace Delicatessen.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56Thank you. Now, get to work on that, Dan.

0:42:56 > 0:43:01- Yes, sir!- Goodbye. My regards to Conway.- Bye, Mr McGiven!

0:43:01 > 0:43:03See? Talent!

0:43:03 > 0:43:06Well? Ah, magnificent!

0:43:06 > 0:43:11The hook has been given, the fish but await the fisherman.

0:43:11 > 0:43:12Great!

0:43:21 > 0:43:24Lou, I was just calling you.

0:43:24 > 0:43:30- Call me anything. I'm through! - What happened you wouldn't believe unless you saw it with my own eyes!

0:43:30 > 0:43:35I'll tell him, and if you hear good news from me, it's impossible!

0:43:35 > 0:43:39- Lou, know who was here? A friend of yours, Denis McGiven.- FRIEND(?)

0:43:39 > 0:43:43- I can't get in to see him! - He promised me a TV spot.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46- With girls. - Pretty girls. I heard it!

0:43:46 > 0:43:51- No.- If you told us, we wouldn't believe it, but we're telling you!

0:43:51 > 0:43:58You're trying to make me feel good. I wouldn't if you'd a headache and

0:43:58 > 0:44:01This is the break we've been dying for!

0:44:01 > 0:44:05The more I think of his idea, the more I like it.

0:44:05 > 0:44:09We'll do an act with three girls in the background.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13Good idea. Why didn't I think of it?

0:44:13 > 0:44:17- Foxy, Joyce and Hannah! - And Nancy. We'd work great.

0:44:17 > 0:44:22OK. We'll whip up the flashiest act TV's ever seen!

0:44:22 > 0:44:25Danny Carter and his Girlfriends!

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Enough!

0:44:28 > 0:44:31Come on, let's get the girls on the phone!

0:44:31 > 0:44:34Wait a minute! We were all getting excited.

0:44:34 > 0:44:38We can't put an act together with just ideas.

0:44:38 > 0:44:43We need material, arrangements, costumes. That takes money.

0:44:43 > 0:44:48It won't take mine! But we could make such a smash act,

0:44:48 > 0:44:52there's must be somebody smart enough to put up the money?

0:44:52 > 0:44:57Anybody smart enough to have money won't even talk to you!

0:44:57 > 0:45:01- I'm going to shut up. - For pity's sake, why aggravate yourself?

0:45:01 > 0:45:05- Did he ASK you for money? - I know the way he thinks!

0:45:05 > 0:45:10Before he asks, my answer is a negative yes and that's a positive no!

0:45:10 > 0:45:17Is that so? To my way of thinking, your way of thinking is no way of thinking!

0:45:17 > 0:45:23- Lou, how much would it take?- What difference? We haven't got it.

0:45:23 > 0:45:27But if you ain't got it, maybe somebody else has got it.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30Maybe somebody else won't give it!

0:45:30 > 0:45:34If somebody else doesn't, maybe somebody else might.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38And that somebody else will make a fortune!

0:45:38 > 0:45:43But you can spend your life slicing salami and stuff.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46A man would be a fool to pass this up.

0:45:46 > 0:45:50If you put up the money, you'd own 10% of the act!

0:45:50 > 0:45:54- What 10%? 20%!- What 20%? 40%! You got a deal!

0:45:59 > 0:46:03Say Lou, let's take the Yucatan number.

0:46:24 > 0:46:28That wasn't bad, but you need to take the end better.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36Someday, you'll be sorry! I'll be a big man!

0:47:13 > 0:47:17Hey, look! Joyce, look! My picture's in the paper!

0:47:28 > 0:47:32- Must you always be so clumsy! - I'm sorry, Dan.- Watch it!

0:47:32 > 0:47:35OK, let's hear the music again.

0:47:35 > 0:47:39# Baby, you'll never be sorry

0:47:39 > 0:47:43# Baby, you'll never be blue

0:47:43 > 0:47:47# On the other hand, the things that you planned

0:47:47 > 0:47:51# Might not exactly come true... #

0:48:15 > 0:48:19Oh, thank you. Hello, Harry, is Dan here?

0:48:19 > 0:48:25- He's outside, playing piano. - In the rain?- Where he's playing, it isn't raining.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38- Hi, Dan. - Hi, want to hear a great tune?

0:48:38 > 0:48:41- Yes, but first hear this letter.- OK.

0:48:41 > 0:48:46- Coffee?- No, thanks. - Cigarette?- No. It's from my mother.

0:48:46 > 0:48:51"Dear Nancy, your letter arrived last week...Dad's back is better..."

0:48:51 > 0:48:57Oh, here's the part "Everyone in Pelican Falls is excited about your big chance.

0:48:57 > 0:49:03"It was even more thrilling when Hugo Sanders..." He's editor of the paper.

0:49:03 > 0:49:09"..volunteered to put a large television set in the school auditorium

0:49:09 > 0:49:15- "so everyone can watch your TV debut together." - We're a hit before we start!

0:49:15 > 0:49:18- What about the new tune? - Oh, the tune!

0:49:18 > 0:49:22Come on, sit down. I've been working on it.

0:49:22 > 0:49:25- I thought it might be right for us.- Really?

0:49:25 > 0:49:28# The closer you are

0:49:28 > 0:49:30I like it!

0:49:30 > 0:49:34# The brighter the stars glow

0:49:34 > 0:49:38# Which shows that the stars know

0:49:38 > 0:49:42# The way I feel

0:49:42 > 0:49:44It's pretty.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46# The closer you are

0:49:46 > 0:49:51# The stronger my arms grow

0:49:51 > 0:49:55# Which shows that my arms know

0:49:55 > 0:50:00# My love is real

0:50:00 > 0:50:07# Hold me till the silver dawn

0:50:07 > 0:50:11# Even if you leave

0:50:11 > 0:50:18# Never will the thrill be gone

0:50:18 > 0:50:23# The closer you are

0:50:23 > 0:50:27# The wilder my heart goes

0:50:27 > 0:50:31# For even my heart knows

0:50:31 > 0:50:38# You should be

0:50:38 > 0:50:45# Closer and closer

0:50:46 > 0:50:52# To me. #

0:50:54 > 0:50:57Oh, that's beautiful!

0:50:57 > 0:50:59- Like it?- Yes.

0:51:17 > 0:51:21# The closer you are

0:51:21 > 0:51:26# The brighter the stars glow... #

0:52:26 > 0:52:27APPLAUSE

0:52:30 > 0:52:35# The closer you are

0:52:35 > 0:52:40# The wilder my heart goes

0:52:40 > 0:52:44# For even my heart knows

0:52:44 > 0:52:48# You should be

0:52:48 > 0:52:55# Closer and closer... #

0:52:55 > 0:52:56THUNDERCLAP

0:53:16 > 0:53:19Hi ho, Silver!

0:53:19 > 0:53:22Hiya, Daisy!

0:53:24 > 0:53:28I've had enough of this. It reminds me of Lake Chickamussie!

0:53:28 > 0:53:32Keep rowing. TV makes you ten pounds heavier!

0:53:32 > 0:53:37- QUIVERY VOICE - # The closer you are, the brighter the stars grow

0:53:37 > 0:53:40# Which shows that the stars know the way I feel! #

0:53:40 > 0:53:43Lovely, lovely, thank you(!)

0:53:45 > 0:53:51- Foxy, I don't know why you're trying to lose weight. - She's just trying to rearrange it.

0:53:51 > 0:53:55- Hope I didn't reduce my caboose for nothing.- Nothing?

0:53:55 > 0:53:59- The Crosby Show's nothing? - No, but when do we go on?

0:53:59 > 0:54:03Don't blame Lou. Rome wasn't built in a day.

0:54:03 > 0:54:07If Lou had been involved, Rome never would have been!

0:54:07 > 0:54:12- You oughta know, you worked on it! - Come on, what we need is fresh air.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14That's a swell idea! Wait for me.

0:54:15 > 0:54:19Hey, can someone turn it off! Turn it off!

0:54:23 > 0:54:27You know something? My motor's still running!

0:54:36 > 0:54:40Wouldn't it be great to rehearse in Central Park?

0:54:40 > 0:54:45- Be better if we could get to work, already!- You sound like Harry.

0:54:45 > 0:54:49Save some peanuts, Nancy. If we don't work soon, we'll need them!

0:54:49 > 0:54:55- We'll work when Crosby sees the act. Dan promised. - That's good enough for me.

0:54:55 > 0:55:01- When do we audition? - Dan doesn't want us to be seen until we're perfect.

0:55:01 > 0:55:06- So we just rehearse!- I don't want a break when I'm old and ugly.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08I want one while I'm young and ugly.

0:55:08 > 0:55:16You'll make me worry and Nancy worry, and the act will be known as Dan Carter and his Four Worry Birds!

0:55:16 > 0:55:21- Hannah's absolutely right.- Well, look who is here!- What is that?

0:55:21 > 0:55:23Get a load of that schnozz!

0:55:23 > 0:55:27- That's...an Australian worry-bird. - What?

0:55:27 > 0:55:30- Girls, your worries are over?- Why?

0:55:30 > 0:55:35# Everyone has his share of care and woe

0:55:35 > 0:55:41# Even in Lover's Lane there's rain and snow

0:55:41 > 0:55:44# We all have to pay the piper

0:55:44 > 0:55:48# So why be a gloomy griper?

0:55:48 > 0:55:52# Forget regret, don't let it get you low

0:55:52 > 0:55:54# No

0:55:54 > 0:55:58- # Let the worry-bird worry for you - What?

0:55:58 > 0:56:01- # Let the worry-bird fuss and stew - Huh?

0:56:01 > 0:56:05- # He's a wonderful pet and when you get the jitters...- Yes?

0:56:05 > 0:56:07- # He twitters.- Oh!

0:56:07 > 0:56:09# Let the worry-bird worry his head

0:56:09 > 0:56:12# Have the time of your life instead

0:56:12 > 0:56:17# What's a tumble or two as long as you can keep well

0:56:17 > 0:56:19# Sleep well?

0:56:19 > 0:56:24# Every cloud is silver lined

0:56:24 > 0:56:26# Bear that in mind

0:56:26 > 0:56:30# When Old Man Trouble gets tough and the going gets rough

0:56:30 > 0:56:33# Let the worry-bird worry for you

0:56:33 > 0:56:36# It's remarkable what he'll do

0:56:36 > 0:56:40# He'll consider it fun to be your understudy

0:56:40 > 0:56:43# So, buddy

0:56:43 > 0:56:45# Why should you be blue?

0:56:45 > 0:56:49# Let the worry-bird sing the blues for you... #

0:58:04 > 0:58:05Worry-bird!

0:58:06 > 0:58:08Worry-bird!

0:58:09 > 0:58:11Worry-bird!

0:58:23 > 0:58:28# Let the worry-bird worry for you

0:58:37 > 0:58:39# Why should you be blue?

0:58:39 > 0:58:46# Let the worry-bird sing the blues for you! #

0:59:12 > 0:59:16Look, come back Saturday, I don't need a bath!

0:59:18 > 0:59:22- Your father's, of course. - I gotta see the real McGiven!

0:59:22 > 0:59:26You're in trouble because everyone on Broadway knows you lie!

0:59:26 > 0:59:31- It's hereditary!- Your ancestors have lied you into a tight spot.

0:59:31 > 0:59:36I'll lie till Crosby sees this act and finds out I wasn't lying!

0:59:36 > 0:59:41Lou, the kids are going to find out about Crosby.

0:59:41 > 0:59:46- I'll get us out of this mess.- You better.- Don't you believe me?- Sure.

0:59:46 > 0:59:49- Atta girl!- There's just one thing you should know.

0:59:49 > 0:59:53- What?- I come from a long line of liars myself.

0:59:53 > 0:59:57Oh, baby. I know that, but you know I love you...

1:00:01 > 1:00:05- I need less rehearsal and more liniment.- I need new legs!

1:00:05 > 1:00:10Foxy, I want to run the ballad. Will you play it? Sure.

1:00:10 > 1:00:12# The closer you are... #

1:00:12 > 1:00:14That's a good tempo.

1:00:14 > 1:00:19- # The brighter the stars glow... # - It feels right.

1:00:19 > 1:00:22# Which shows that the stars know

1:00:22 > 1:00:25# The way I feel... #

1:00:25 > 1:00:31- It's no good! The whole thing is no good!- What? It's beautiful!

1:00:31 > 1:00:35- What's the trouble?- You're supposed to be in love with her!

1:00:35 > 1:00:39But the way you look, you call that love? Friendship, that is!

1:00:39 > 1:00:44YOU could do it better, Mr Romeo and Juliet?!

1:00:44 > 1:00:48Sing, positively not, but look, absolutely yes!

1:00:48 > 1:00:51- Harry, do it!- Sing it Bing!

1:00:51 > 1:00:56Show us. Make like I'm a beautiful girl, look on me!

1:00:56 > 1:01:00Never mind the singing, but watch how I'm looking!

1:01:02 > 1:01:04- Dis is real love!- Yes.

1:01:04 > 1:01:09- # The closer you are - # La-dee-dee-da-da

1:01:09 > 1:01:13- # The stronger my arms grow - # His arms are growing!

1:01:13 > 1:01:16- # Know that my arms know - # Smart arms

1:01:16 > 1:01:21- # My love is real - # Fighting with the love!

1:01:21 > 1:01:24- # Hold me... - # Don't you let me FALL! #

1:01:24 > 1:01:27You see, that's what you call real love!

1:01:30 > 1:01:33(Put this over for me.) (Indeed, I shall.)

1:01:33 > 1:01:37- Hi, everybody!- Oh, Mr McGiven! - Good afternoon, Dan.

1:01:37 > 1:01:40- This is Nancy Peterson. - How do you do?

1:01:40 > 1:01:45- You know Harry and Leo. - Gentlemen.- And the rest of the act.

1:01:45 > 1:01:50- Girls. > Why, Mr McGiven!- Why, hello!

1:01:50 > 1:01:52LOU: Give them the good news.

1:01:52 > 1:01:57Of course. Now, Lou has assured me the act is in excellent shape.

1:01:57 > 1:02:02- Beautiful! - And that you're ready to be seen.

1:02:02 > 1:02:07I've just left Bob Crosby and we've arranged to look at it on Wednesday.

1:02:07 > 1:02:12- Wonderful!- But Bob wants to give you every opportunity to look good.

1:02:12 > 1:02:16So, instead of auditioning you on a barren stage,

1:02:16 > 1:02:22we've arranged for you to play a benefit in the magnificently appointed Plaza Room.

1:02:22 > 1:02:25EXCITED BABBLE

1:02:31 > 1:02:33- What?- What is this bit?

1:02:33 > 1:02:39What bit? It's a benefit. Somebody's bound to be there and like the act.

1:02:39 > 1:02:44- And it gives you longer to stall. - Certainly, that's the whole idea!

1:02:50 > 1:02:52APPLAUSE

1:03:00 > 1:03:03LOU: Kids, you were dynamite!

1:03:03 > 1:03:07- Where's Crosby? - Didn't he think Danny was just great?

1:03:07 > 1:03:10- Yes, too great. - What do you mean?

1:03:10 > 1:03:13Come on, kids, let's take another bow.

1:03:13 > 1:03:18They were great! I wish you were the real McGiven! So do I.

1:03:20 > 1:03:24- What's going on? - What's this about Crosby?

1:03:24 > 1:03:27The dirty heel! Tell them, Mac.

1:03:27 > 1:03:30Well, this is very difficult.

1:03:30 > 1:03:34After your first number, Bob went back to his own rehearsal.

1:03:34 > 1:03:40He felt... he just doesn't want a singer as good as Dan on his show.

1:03:40 > 1:03:45A singer as good as Dan...? I don't understand.

1:03:45 > 1:03:50That's showbiz. Comics don't want comics, singers don't want singers.

1:03:50 > 1:03:54- Right, Hannah? - I've never heard anything like that!

1:04:07 > 1:04:13Mike OK. Mike check OK, Marie. Thank you, Charlie.

1:04:16 > 1:04:18GENERAL BUSTLE

1:04:22 > 1:04:26- Is 15 OK, Bob? - 15? That's a nice round number.

1:04:26 > 1:04:32- OK, girls, report for fitting. I'll go check on wardrobe.- Fine, Denis.

1:04:33 > 1:04:36- What's your name, honey?- June Paul.

1:04:36 > 1:04:38June Paul.

1:04:38 > 1:04:43- This call was for rehearsal clothes. - I'm not rehearsing, thank you.

1:04:45 > 1:04:49- I want to see you, Mr Crosby. - What's your problem, honey?

1:04:49 > 1:04:53My father said New York is just like Pelican Falls only taller.

1:04:53 > 1:04:58It's taller, meaner and nastier! And you're about the meanest of all!

1:04:58 > 1:05:02- Now what did I do?- You oughta be ashamed of yourself!- Me?

1:05:02 > 1:05:08You promised Dan Carter a spot if he got an act together and he did! A wonderful act!

1:05:08 > 1:05:14Too good for you! Where I come from, a man's promise is more than words!

1:05:14 > 1:05:19Whoa! Sit down, take it easy. Start from the top and fill me in.

1:05:19 > 1:05:24You finally see us and your petty ego goes to work and you walk out!

1:05:24 > 1:05:30- You of all people, Bob Crosby! Your brother wouldn't do that! - Everett's a nice guy.

1:05:30 > 1:05:33Bing has other singers on HIS show!

1:05:33 > 1:05:38- Bing's not afraid of competition. - Bob?- Nancy Peterson, Denis McGiven.

1:05:38 > 1:05:42- How do you do? - Why...he's not Mr McGiven!

1:05:42 > 1:05:46Your Mr Carter's been taking you for a Broadway sleigh ride.

1:05:47 > 1:05:49Oh, but...

1:05:49 > 1:05:53Why would Dan build up an act, build up my hopes?

1:05:53 > 1:05:57- Or Harry and Leo and the money they invested?- Now you got it.

1:05:57 > 1:06:02Deal like this, I figure, somebody's being taken for a loop.

1:06:02 > 1:06:07Oh, no...Dan wouldn't! He...he just couldn't!

1:06:07 > 1:06:14Always the guy who wouldn't who does. I think you've got more going for you than just an act.

1:06:14 > 1:06:17Your Mr Carter isn't worth it.

1:06:25 > 1:06:29- What's that all about? - Must be some kind of a swindle.

1:06:38 > 1:06:42FAINTLY: # Good luck to Nancy Peterson

1:06:42 > 1:06:46# We knew that you'd go far

1:06:46 > 1:06:53# You're Broadway bound and you are bound

1:06:53 > 1:07:00# To be a Broadway star. #

1:07:55 > 1:07:57- KNOCKING - Come in.

1:07:57 > 1:08:01Well, I checked the bus schedule for you.

1:08:01 > 1:08:06There's a 9.00 bus to Boston. You can connect there for Pelican Falls.

1:08:06 > 1:08:07Thank you.

1:08:07 > 1:08:12Are you quite sure, dear, there's nothing more I can do?

1:08:12 > 1:08:17- No.- Well, if there is, why, you let me know.

1:08:17 > 1:08:21After all, you're one of our very sweetest young ladies and...

1:08:22 > 1:08:28Oh! Why, Nancy... why, this is your favourite!

1:08:28 > 1:08:30It was.

1:08:30 > 1:08:35Oh. If you don't want it any more, one of the girls...

1:08:35 > 1:08:39Oh, give it to any of them, I don't care!

1:08:39 > 1:08:41I will, indeed, I will.

1:08:41 > 1:08:47Remember, dear, if there's anything, anything at all you want, let me know.

1:08:47 > 1:08:53If anyone calls, would you tell them you don't know where I am?

1:08:53 > 1:08:56- Yes, of course I will.- Thank you.

1:09:00 > 1:09:05- Mr Carter, Mr Crosby will see you now.- Thanks, It's about time.

1:09:10 > 1:09:11Ssh!

1:09:11 > 1:09:18(Please don't rattle the paper. She'll hear. The doorman's been throwing me out every day.)

1:09:20 > 1:09:23COUGHING > (Ssh! Please don't cough.)

1:09:23 > 1:09:30(I don't want her to hear. The doorman didn't recognise me without a disguise.)

1:09:31 > 1:09:34- Just a minute, young man. - Ssshh!

1:09:34 > 1:09:37- Have you got a pass? - (Please, the doorman!)

1:09:37 > 1:09:40- (Is Bob Crosby in?- Yes, he is.)

1:09:40 > 1:09:46- (I'm sneaking in. You just go on with your typing.- Oh, fine.)

1:09:51 > 1:09:56That was OK for a rehearsal, but tonight, let's own the horns, OK?

1:09:56 > 1:10:00Thank you, Marie. How was the balance? Very good.

1:10:00 > 1:10:04Duke, watch those microphone shadows.

1:10:04 > 1:10:08Den, that opening commercial, a bit corny?

1:10:08 > 1:10:12- Sells the product.- Mr Crosby, I'm Dan Carter. I'd like to talk to you.

1:10:12 > 1:10:18- And I you.- Mr Crosby...- This is the kid I saw at the Runyon Benefit.

1:10:18 > 1:10:22Must I go through that again? Denis McGiven told me.

1:10:22 > 1:10:27- I'm Denis McGiven.- You're McGiven? What IS this?- We'd like to know!

1:10:27 > 1:10:30Let's go and talk this thing over.

1:10:36 > 1:10:41- We've never been near the Plaza. - My agent said...- Who is your agent?

1:10:41 > 1:10:48Lou Conway. You see, he swore up and down to me... Oh, how stupid can a man be?!

1:10:48 > 1:10:55If men like Conway would stop hussling and tell the truth, you could have been on weeks ago!

1:10:55 > 1:11:00- Danny's really good, huh, Mac? - Even Bing says he's good.

1:11:00 > 1:11:04We have three guests. Tonight, we've got the Charlivels.

1:11:04 > 1:11:09- The French act?- If we didn't have them, I could put you on tonight.

1:11:09 > 1:11:15- I've four girls in the act thanks to the other McGiven. - As many McGivens as Crosbys!

1:11:15 > 1:11:20'Mr Crosby, we're need another rehearsal on the Charlivels.'

1:11:20 > 1:11:22OK, let's do the whole works.

1:11:22 > 1:11:28- Got a minute, Dan.- Sure, Bob. - I'll go with McGiven. You've got a spot next week.

1:11:28 > 1:11:30OK, let's go!

1:16:55 > 1:16:59Very good fellas, very very good.

1:16:59 > 1:17:04Now, as soon as you cool off. Cool...pff-pff...COOL!

1:17:04 > 1:17:06Ah, se reposer! Yeah! Then I fix your make up.

1:17:06 > 1:17:08THEY SPEAK IN FRENCH

1:17:12 > 1:17:16Make up...for the camera? Make up? You know...

1:17:16 > 1:17:20Le maquilleur! The maquilleur!

1:17:20 > 1:17:26First, you must cool off. You come downstairs to the cooling off room.

1:17:26 > 1:17:30The cool room. Huh? Downstairs, this way!

1:17:32 > 1:17:36ALL TALK AT ONCE

1:17:42 > 1:17:46Inside here. Merci. Merci beaucoup.

1:17:48 > 1:17:50HAMMERING ON THE DOOR

1:18:10 > 1:18:14- Unintentionally, I'm a heavy. - Forget it. Thanks a lot.

1:18:14 > 1:18:20- Nancy and I will catch the show at the deli.- First spot, you're in.

1:18:20 > 1:18:22- So long, Dan.- So long, Mac.

1:18:32 > 1:18:38Monsieur, will you be so kind as to tell me where is Monsieur McGiven?

1:18:38 > 1:18:41- I'm Mr McGiven.- Oh, how do you do?

1:18:41 > 1:18:47The French Consul thanks you for releasing the Charlivels from their contract.

1:18:47 > 1:18:50- What contract? - Their television contract.

1:18:50 > 1:18:54Your co-operation is appreciated by my government.

1:18:54 > 1:19:00What is this? This man has let the Charlivels

1:19:00 > 1:19:03I didn't. They're on the air in an hour!

1:19:03 > 1:19:09But right now they are being sped away by my personal chauffeur.

1:19:09 > 1:19:12Merci beaucoup. Au revoir.

1:19:12 > 1:19:17- What is this? - I don't know, but I'll find out!

1:19:17 > 1:19:20Are the Charlivels still here? They've gone.

1:19:20 > 1:19:23C'est bien, monsieur. Thank you.

1:19:23 > 1:19:27- (I hope whatever this IS works.) - Vive la television!

1:19:27 > 1:19:31- Dan! Dan Carter, can you come here? - Sure, Bob.

1:19:31 > 1:19:35- This guy may save us. - Something fishy about this.

1:19:35 > 1:19:39- Can you be ready in an hour? - We've been ready two weeks!

1:19:39 > 1:19:43- I think we can do it. - We've GOT to do it.- Get going.

1:19:43 > 1:19:47Gather round everybody, there's been some changes.

1:20:03 > 1:20:08Come out here. Hey, NANCY, will you LISTEN to me?! COME OUT!

1:20:11 > 1:20:13Hey, open up! Come on out!

1:20:16 > 1:20:19You just made it, buddy. Thanks.

1:20:19 > 1:20:21- Nancy, get off. - Not till Pelican Falls!

1:20:21 > 1:20:25Ow! Look, you're on the air in ten minutes!

1:20:25 > 1:20:28- Oh!- Don't you believe me?- YOU? Huh!

1:20:28 > 1:20:32- Then get off for Dan!- I've had enough of your Dan Carter, too!

1:20:32 > 1:20:37- You've got to get off!- Miss, is this barracuda bothering you?

1:20:37 > 1:20:41- Yes.- No...- Pipe down, mate. - I've got to get her...- Submerge!

1:20:41 > 1:20:47Take your seats, please. Take...? No, no! You can't move now!

1:20:55 > 1:21:00My name is Bob Crosby. I'm the live one. The other is transcribed!

1:21:00 > 1:21:05The Bobcats and I will give you a full hour to make you jump for joy.

1:21:05 > 1:21:10So, grab that sofa because we're about to have a ball in your hall!

1:21:21 > 1:21:25Nancy, I'm telling you the... Please, stop this bus!

1:21:25 > 1:21:30Dan had nothing to do with it! I planned the whole thing!

1:21:30 > 1:21:33- I told a few white lies. - WHITE lies?!

1:21:33 > 1:21:36OK, big ones, but it was just ME! Ask Hannah.

1:21:36 > 1:21:41- I'll drop her a line from Pelican Falls.- Let's get out of here!

1:21:41 > 1:21:45- NO!- Nancy, look, will you please come out and MPFF!

1:21:45 > 1:21:50- Give me a signal and I'll make him expendable.- I wish you would.

1:21:50 > 1:21:52Go salute your admiral!

1:21:54 > 1:21:56APPLAUSE

1:21:56 > 1:22:04Now, we can have a chuckle if we take this next song in the spirit in which it's intended.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08# I don't mean to sound complainful

1:22:08 > 1:22:10# But life can be really painful

1:22:10 > 1:22:13# When you're known as that useless thing

1:22:13 > 1:22:17# The Crosby who isn't...Bing

1:22:17 > 1:22:20# I truthfully do not resent it

1:22:20 > 1:22:22# Still, it's tough to be contented

1:22:22 > 1:22:25# When the people just look and sneer

1:22:25 > 1:22:28# The wrong Mr Crosby's here

1:22:28 > 1:22:33# My friends all say, "Now, Robbie, let's be fair

1:22:33 > 1:22:39# "And if the folks want to compare you to Bing, well, let's compare."

1:22:40 > 1:22:43- LAUGHTER - # Let's make comparisons

1:22:43 > 1:22:48# Let's make comparisons

1:22:48 > 1:22:53# If you wanna make comparisons, let's make comparisons

1:22:53 > 1:22:57# It's OK with me

1:22:57 > 1:23:01# Starting with the clothes. My style shows

1:23:01 > 1:23:07- # Q-U-I-L-T! - Let's make comparisons

1:23:07 > 1:23:13# If you wanna make allowances, let's make allowances

1:23:13 > 1:23:16# But please, let's not lie

1:23:16 > 1:23:19# Take a look at these

1:23:19 > 1:23:21# One stiff breeze

1:23:21 > 1:23:27- # Brother Bing is apt to fly! - Let's make comparisons

1:23:27 > 1:23:30# Now, I know my voice ain't gorgeous

1:23:31 > 1:23:35# But I try to sing pleasantly

1:23:35 > 1:23:39# Yet when critics go to bat and they say my singing's flat

1:23:39 > 1:23:44# Why do Larry, him and Everett agree?

1:23:44 > 1:23:49# If you're gonna make comparisons, let's make comparisons

1:23:49 > 1:23:52# What is so, is so

1:23:52 > 1:23:55# Take a look at my physique

1:23:55 > 1:23:57# Trim and sleek

1:23:57 > 1:24:02- # F-A-T-S-O! - Let's make comparisons

1:24:02 > 1:24:05Money belt!

1:24:06 > 1:24:09Honest, there isn't an envious bone in my body.

1:24:10 > 1:24:15But I've always been dependant on somebody in the family to make a living.

1:24:15 > 1:24:20The first job I ever had was picking cucumbers for a pickle factory.

1:24:20 > 1:24:23My dad was a book-keeper in the factory.

1:24:23 > 1:24:27My pay check said "Pop Crosby's kid, Bob".

1:24:27 > 1:24:30Then I organised The Bobcats, played the road.

1:24:30 > 1:24:36Ran out to see my name in lights. It read "Bing Crosby's brother, Bob"

1:24:36 > 1:24:42And now, when I walk down the street, people whisper, "There's Gary Crosby's uncle!"

1:24:42 > 1:24:47And he's got three more warming up in the bull pen!

1:24:47 > 1:24:50# Now, to get back to our singing

1:24:50 > 1:24:54# Here's a secret I'd love to unravel

1:24:54 > 1:24:59# Keep this underneath your lids, we sang the same when we were kids

1:24:59 > 1:25:03# Only Bing ate a different kind of gravel

1:25:03 > 1:25:08# If you're gonna make comparisons, let's make comparisons

1:25:08 > 1:25:11# But now that I am done

1:25:11 > 1:25:18# Say, I'm really glad to be in the same family

1:25:18 > 1:25:22# And everything I've said was just in fun

1:25:22 > 1:25:34# And I'd rather be the brother of Bing than anyone! #

1:25:49 > 1:25:53So she comes to Broadway. All this girl needs is a chance!

1:25:53 > 1:25:57- I get her that chance and she runs out on it!- Lou, stop!

1:25:57 > 1:26:02- Latch your porthole. - No, no, go on!

1:26:02 > 1:26:06- If she's good, why's she running away?- Don't put YOUR oar in!

1:26:06 > 1:26:11Sailor, I'm big enough to handle my own arguments.

1:26:11 > 1:26:16Then you argue on your side, I'll argue on the lady's side.

1:26:16 > 1:26:19It's not really an argument.

1:26:21 > 1:26:25I'd like to introduce an outstanding singer Danny Carter!

1:26:39 > 1:26:44# Si puo? Si puo?

1:26:44 > 1:26:52# Signore! Signori!

1:26:52 > 1:27:01# Scusatemi se da sol mi presento

1:27:01 > 1:27:11# Io sono il prologo

1:27:12 > 1:27:17# This prologue I sing to you

1:27:17 > 1:27:23# Is from the opera "Il Pagliacci"

1:27:23 > 1:27:34# It tells the story of a clown whose heart is broken

1:27:34 > 1:27:43# And yet he must bring you laughter

1:27:45 > 1:27:52# A clown must keep clowning

1:27:52 > 1:27:58# Nobody wants to see a clown who is frowning

1:27:58 > 1:28:04# The lonesome course you have charted

1:28:04 > 1:28:12# Now you're alone, broken hearted

1:28:12 > 1:28:24# And crying for the one you love

1:28:27 > 1:28:33# E voi, piuttosto

1:28:33 > 1:28:40# Che le nostra povere gabbane d'istroni

1:28:40 > 1:28:48# Le notr'anima considerate

1:28:48 > 1:28:52# Poiche siam uomini

1:28:52 > 1:28:57# Di carne e d'ossa

1:28:57 > 1:29:03# E che di que st'orfano mondo

1:29:03 > 1:29:10# Al pari di voi

1:29:10 > 1:29:16# Spiriamo l'aere!

1:29:18 > 1:29:24# Il concetto vi dissi

1:29:24 > 1:29:32# Or ascoltate com'egli e svolto

1:29:32 > 1:29:44# Andiam. Incominciate! #

1:29:45 > 1:29:47HUGE OVATION

1:29:53 > 1:29:57Please, Nancy, you GOTTA listen to me!

1:29:57 > 1:30:02- How can I believe anything you or Dan tell me?- But you GOTTA!

1:30:02 > 1:30:05- Look! NOW believe me!- Dan!

1:30:05 > 1:30:10- You see! It's him! That's Dan Carter.- You weren't lying?

1:30:10 > 1:30:14Of course not! Do I ever lie?

1:30:18 > 1:30:24- Nancy, are you coming back with me or not?- All right, let's go back.

1:30:24 > 1:30:29Driver, turn the bus around! I can't go off my route!

1:30:29 > 1:30:33BABBLE OF VOICES

1:30:36 > 1:30:44- Will you do this for the US Navy, or do I put it on a personal basis? - I'll do it, but it's mutiny!

1:30:50 > 1:30:53- Will we make it in time? - We'll make it.

1:30:55 > 1:31:00- Here we are!- Give me that! Lou, you take it!- Round the corner!

1:31:07 > 1:31:11- I've got the bag, Nancy. - All right, goodbye, everyone!

1:31:11 > 1:31:15This is for you and the whole US Navy!

1:31:15 > 1:31:17- Hurry up, get going!- Bye!

1:31:20 > 1:31:24Look at your forehead! Wanna wipe it off?

1:31:24 > 1:31:27No, been in the navy for years, first decoration!

1:31:29 > 1:31:34You go ahead and get dressed. I'll tell Crosby you're back.

1:31:35 > 1:31:37Lafiette, we are here! OH!

1:31:37 > 1:31:41- What?- Nancy's here!- Dan, you're on!

1:31:49 > 1:31:53- Fine.- Fine, but where's Nancy?

1:31:53 > 1:31:56- Don't worry.- Why not? - Because I am worrying!

1:31:56 > 1:32:02# In the valley of the Cimaron

1:32:02 > 1:32:06# I am waiting all alone

1:32:06 > 1:32:09# When evening shadows softly fall

1:32:09 > 1:32:12# My heart is sad as I recall

1:32:12 > 1:32:18# The weary days I have known

1:32:18 > 1:32:24# In the valley of the Cimaron

1:32:24 > 1:32:30# I no longer have to toil

1:32:30 > 1:32:33# On my piece of government land

1:32:33 > 1:32:37# I dug a hole for water and...

1:32:37 > 1:32:41# I found oil!

1:32:42 > 1:32:46# When I was poor and humble, I couldn't get a tumble

1:32:46 > 1:32:51# From any chick among the Chickasaws

1:32:51 > 1:32:54# But now that I am loaded with loot

1:32:54 > 1:32:57# Indian maidens tell me I'm cute

1:32:57 > 1:33:01# They call me Big Chief Hole In The Ground

1:33:01 > 1:33:04# And I'm up to my neck in squaws!

1:33:04 > 1:33:06WAR CRY

1:33:17 > 1:33:21# On this old reservation, we got our education

1:33:21 > 1:33:24# We're smart, but we're not telling all we know

1:33:28 > 1:33:31# We've all done very well in love

1:33:31 > 1:33:33# We accidentally fell in love

1:33:33 > 1:33:36# With a lonesome romeo

1:33:36 > 1:33:38# Who has NOTHING...

1:33:38 > 1:33:41- # But dough!- How!- Well!

1:33:43 > 1:33:45How!

1:33:52 > 1:33:54# I'm an Indian buck who couldn't make a buck

1:33:54 > 1:33:58# Until the lucky day I struck petroleum

1:33:58 > 1:34:05# Petroleum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum Big Chief Hole In The Ground!

1:34:06 > 1:34:08# In these parts, I won a lot of hearts

1:34:08 > 1:34:12# Cos when I get to town I start a business boom

1:34:12 > 1:34:18# Business boom-boom-boom-boom Big Chief Hole In The Ground!

1:34:18 > 1:34:22# I'm not as brave as old Sitting Bull

1:34:22 > 1:34:27# But old Sitting Bull didn't have a pocketful

1:34:27 > 1:34:29# Couldn't get a ringside table

1:34:29 > 1:34:31# Never had a racing stable

1:34:31 > 1:34:33# He won his bride with a buffalo hide

1:34:33 > 1:34:35# But he never bought her a sable!

1:34:35 > 1:34:38# I get my kicks where the chicks are chicks

1:34:38 > 1:34:41# And you can tell, from the chicks I picks, I'm not so dumb

1:34:41 > 1:34:45# He's not so dumb-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum

1:34:45 > 1:34:50# Big Chief Hole In The Ground!

1:35:56 > 1:36:00# He's quite a chum and he's not so dumb

1:36:00 > 1:36:04# Look what can come from petroleum

1:36:04 > 1:36:09HIGH PITCHED: # Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum!

1:36:09 > 1:36:16# Big Chief Hole In The...

1:36:16 > 1:36:20# Ground!

1:36:20 > 1:36:22# Woh-woh woh-woh-woh

1:36:22 > 1:36:24# Woh-woh woh-woh-woh

1:36:24 > 1:36:26# Woh-woh woh-woh-woh! #

1:36:33 > 1:36:37Now ain't you happy I made you put up the money?

1:36:37 > 1:36:42- I made YOU put up the money! - That's an even better reason!

1:36:54 > 1:37:02# Are you just a beautiful dream

1:37:02 > 1:37:09# Sent to me from the blue?

1:37:10 > 1:37:17# Are you just a beautiful dream

1:37:17 > 1:37:24# That I see and pursue?

1:37:24 > 1:37:30# Although you may be a fantasy

1:37:30 > 1:37:36# You're here and everywhere

1:37:36 > 1:37:42# You waltz upon the air

1:37:42 > 1:37:51# I look in my heart and you're there

1:37:51 > 1:38:00# I thrill to the touch of your lips on my own

1:38:01 > 1:38:05# In the night

1:38:05 > 1:38:15# And still when it happens I know I'm alone

1:38:15 > 1:38:18# In the night

1:38:18 > 1:38:23# If you are an idea

1:38:23 > 1:38:27# Something unreal

1:38:27 > 1:38:35# Why should I feel as I do?

1:38:36 > 1:38:43# Are you just a dream?

1:38:45 > 1:38:55# If you are, won't you please come true?

1:39:14 > 1:39:20# If you're an idea

1:39:20 > 1:39:27# Something unreal

1:39:27 > 1:39:36# Why should I feel as I do?

1:39:36 > 1:39:44# Are you just a dream?

1:39:46 > 1:40:05# If you are, won't you please come true? #

1:40:15 > 1:40:19# Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls High

1:40:19 > 1:40:22# Wonderful school, wonderful school, nobody will deny

1:40:22 > 1:40:26# We're ready to fight, we're ready to bite, we're ready to do or die

1:40:26 > 1:40:35# For Pelican falls, Pelican Falls, Pelican Falls, for Pelican Falls High! #

1:40:35 > 1:40:39# She's our Nancy! She's our Nancy! # HOORAY!

1:40:44 > 1:40:48# The closer you are

1:40:48 > 1:40:52# The wilder my heart goes

1:40:52 > 1:40:55# For even my heart knows

1:40:55 > 1:41:00# You should be

1:41:00 > 1:41:06# Closer and closer... #

1:41:06 > 1:41:10Subtitles by Sharon Backer, TPL, for BBC Subtitling, 2000