An Ideal Husband

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0:00:48 > 0:00:50Your usual, m'Lord.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52HE GROANS

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Good morning, m'Lord.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01HE GROANS

0:01:09 > 0:01:11The morning paper, m'Lord.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Mmm...

0:01:15 > 0:01:21"Sir Robert Chiltern, a rising star in Parliament, tonight hosts a party

0:01:21 > 0:01:25"that promises to be the highlight of the social calendar,

0:01:25 > 0:01:30"with his wife, Lady Gertrude, who is herself a leading figure

0:01:30 > 0:01:36"in women's politics. They represent what is best in English public life

0:01:36 > 0:01:40"and is a noble contrast to the lax morality

0:01:40 > 0:01:43"so common amongst foreign politicians."

0:01:43 > 0:01:47They will never say that about me, will they, Phipps?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I sincerely hope not, sir.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55Bit of a busy day. Distressingly little time for sloth or idleness.

0:01:55 > 0:02:01- Sorry, sir.- Not entirely your fault. Not this time.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Thank you, m'Lord.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06HE YAWNS

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Good morning, Tommy. - Lady Chiltern.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29I very much look forward to this evening.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Miss Mabel.- Tommy.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36I hope you'll make our appointment, I've something to say to you.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Good day, ladies.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- When he wants to be romantic, he talks to one like a doctor.- Ha-ha!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Till tonight!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Miss Mabel.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Lord Goring.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Lord Goring?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Countess, good morning.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Aren't you going to congratulate me?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Congratulations.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Aren't you going to ask why?- Why?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I've decided to marry.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09My God! Who to?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11That is still to be decided.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Good morning, dear Gertrude.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Lady Markby.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Allow me to introduce my friend, Mrs Cheveley.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23How do you do?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Mrs Cheveley and I have met before.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Of course.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Gertrude. And to think you married Sir Robert Chiltern.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37I was hoping to meet your husband.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Really?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Yes. But I return to Vienna on Friday.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Oh, dear, what a shame.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Well, perhaps I might bring her this evening?

0:03:48 > 0:03:53Yes, by all means.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53What can I say? I'd be delighted.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58We'll see you tonight.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57See you tonight.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25You see, Phipps, fashion is what one wears oneself.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27What is unfashionable

0:04:27 > 0:04:31is what other people wear.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yes, m'Lord.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35People are dreadful. The only society is oneself.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Yes, m'Lord.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39To love oneself...

0:04:39 > 0:04:42is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Yes, m'Lord.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Their Graces,

0:04:56 > 0:04:58the Duke and Duchess of Berwick.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Lord Windermere.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Countess Basildon.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13..It is widely agreed the last truly decent man in London.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18You're a very personable man, with a most attractive personality.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23You've brought into British politics an honesty, an integrity, a finer...

0:05:23 > 0:05:28A nobler atmosphere. A finer attitude and higher ideals.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Don't believe everything in newspapers.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36In the old days, we had the rack. Nowadays, we have the press.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Your paper being the exception, Sir Edward.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44Where truth shines out like a beacon and lies run vainly for the shadows.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Bravo. But may I ask, do I detect in your conversation a lyricism

0:05:49 > 0:05:53not entirely uncommon in your husband's speeches?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57If you are suggesting that my position owes anything to my wife,

0:05:57 > 0:06:01you are mistaken. It owes everything to her.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Make it known, for without her, I am entirely unexceptional.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Without her love,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'm nothing.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17All I know is, a serious shake-up in the Government looks inevitable.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21The Prime Minister was asking about you.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Really? He's afraid you'll take his job!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27< Lady Markby. Mrs Cheveley.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36If I had a jewel for every staring eye!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40I'm glad to say, Lady Markby, you evidently do.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Excuse me. Ah, chere Madame, quelle surprise!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Lady Markby. I have not seen you since Berlin.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Five years ago.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53You are younger and more beautiful. How do you do it?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57By only talking to charming people like yourself.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Mrs Cheveley. What do we know about her?

0:07:01 > 0:07:07Very influential in Vienna. A force to be reckoned with.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12Are you staying long?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12It depends on the weather and the cooking

0:07:12 > 0:07:17- and on your brother. - Sir Robert's been dying to meet you.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Everyone is. Our attaches in Vienna write to us about nothing else.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27An acquaintance that begins with a compliment becomes a friendship.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- You've met my sister. - Yes, indeed.

0:07:30 > 0:07:37My dear child, allow me to introduce you to the Vicounte de Nanjac.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42You've a beautiful house.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42We're very happy here.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- I'd so love to see it. - Allow me.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Thank you.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49< Lord Goring.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Good evening, young lady.

0:07:56 > 0:08:01What are you doing here? Wasting your life, as usual.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04You should be in bed. You keep too late hours.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I heard you were dancing till four.

0:08:06 > 0:08:12Good evening, Father.

0:08:07 > 0:08:12Can't make out how you stand London. Nobodies talking about nothing.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Talking about nothing is the only thing I know anything about.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21That's a paradox. I hate paradoxes.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21So do I, Father. Everyone one meets

0:08:21 > 0:08:25is a paradox. Makes society so obvious, hmm?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Do you understand what you say?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Yes, if I listen attentively. HE SHUDDERS

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, conceited young puppy!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41I have it on good authority that you have Corots.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Really? Whose?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Baron Arnheim.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Did you know the Baron well? - Intimately. Did you?

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- At one time.- Wonderful man, wasn't he?- Remarkable.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00A pity he never wrote his memoirs.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02They would have been most interesting.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Allow me to introduce the idlest man in London.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Good evening, Lord Goring. - You've met?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13I did not think you'd remember me, Mrs...Cheveley.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16My memory's under admirable control.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18The Indian Ambassador.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Excuse me.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Are you not just a little bit pleased to see me?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Possibly even less than that.

0:09:31 > 0:09:37Should you wish to avoid me, I'll be staying at Claridge's until Friday.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- THEY CHUCKLE - Are you still a bachelor?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Resolutely so. - He's the result of Boodle's Club.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48He reflects every credit on it.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Thank you.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02And now, Sir Robert, I have something to say to you.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05You'll find me an eager audience.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I'm so glad. I want to talk to you about

0:10:07 > 0:10:10a great political and financial scheme,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13about this Argentine canal company, in fact.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17What a tedious, practical subject to talk about.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I like those. What I don't like are tedious, practical people.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26I know you are interested in international canal schemes.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yes.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33But the Suez Canal is a very great and splendid undertaking.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36It gave us a direct route to India.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40This Argentine scheme is a stock-exchange swindle.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43It is a brilliant, daring speculation.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Believe me, Mrs Cheveley, it is a swindle.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52Let us call things by their proper names. It makes matters simpler.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57I hope you've not invested in it. You're too clever to have done that.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00I have invested very largely in it.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Who advised you?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Your old friend and mine - Baron Arnheim.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09It was one of the last things he said.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Ah.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21The future of the canal depends on

0:11:21 > 0:11:24the attitude of Her Majesty's Government.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26And...

0:11:26 > 0:11:34I'll be presenting my report to the House of Commons on Thursday night.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I can tell you now that I will be condemning the scheme

0:11:36 > 0:11:38in no uncertain terms.

0:11:38 > 0:11:44You must not. In your interests, to say nothing of mine, you must not.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47My dear Mrs Cheveley, what do you mean?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Amend that report to state that the canal

0:11:50 > 0:11:52will be of great international value.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Will you do that for me?

0:11:58 > 0:11:59You cannot be serious.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I am quite serious.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04If you do what I ask, I will pay you very handsomely.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Pay me?

0:12:06 > 0:12:11You are a man of the world and you have your price. Everybody has.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16I will call your carriage for you. You have lived so long abroad

0:12:16 > 0:12:20that you don't realise that I am an English gentleman.

0:12:20 > 0:12:27I realise you're a man whose past is less perfect than his reputation.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31What are you saying?

0:12:31 > 0:12:37I know the real origin of your wealth, and I have got your letter.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42You are very late.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Miss me?- Awfully.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Sorry I wasn't later. I like being missed.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- How very selfish.- I am very selfish.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52You're always telling me about your bad qualities.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I haven't told you the half of them.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Are they very bad?

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Quite dreadful. When I think of them at night, I go to sleep at once.

0:13:01 > 0:13:07I like your bad qualities and I'd not have you part with a single one.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10This shows your admirable good taste.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14May I escort you to the music room?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14I'd be delighted.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- As, indeed, would I.- Coming?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Not if there's any music going on.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24The music is in German, so you would not understand it.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Quite so, quite so.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Arthur! - Gertrude, good evening.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33You like political parties?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I adore them. They're the only place where people don't talk politics.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43The affair to which you allude was no more than a speculation.

0:13:43 > 0:13:49A swindle. Call things by their proper names. It makes it simpler.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I'll sell you that letter back,

0:13:52 > 0:13:56and the price is your public support of the Argentine scheme.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I cannot do what you ask me.

0:14:00 > 0:14:05You're standing on the edge of a precipice. Supposing you refuse?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07What then?

0:14:07 > 0:14:13Suppose I pay a visit to a newspaper office and give them this scandal.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Think of the delight they'd have in tearing you down.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Think of... Sir Edward?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21My dear Mrs Cheveley.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26I hope we have the opportunity to meet up. I enjoy the cut and thrust

0:14:26 > 0:14:30of continental politics.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I shall make it a priority.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Sir Robert.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42It is infamous what you propose. Infamous.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47Oh, no, it is the game of life, Sir Robert. As we all have to play it.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Sooner or later.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15What a charming house. A delightful evening.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'm so glad.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21I'm so glad you met my husband.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Though...

0:15:23 > 0:15:27I confess to some curiosity as to the matter of your conversation.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Your carriage is waiting.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Thanks. Another time. Good evening.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Good evening.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Will you see me out, Sir Robert?

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Now that we have the same interests at heart, we'll be great friends.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Certainly.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Let me have more time to consider your proposal.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56There is nothing to consider.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Support the scheme and I will return the letter.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Scandals used to lend charm to a man,

0:16:02 > 0:16:06nowadays they crush him. Yours is a very nasty scandal.

0:16:06 > 0:16:11You would be hounded out of public life. You'd disappear completely.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13My God!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16What brought you into my life?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Circumstances. At some point,

0:16:19 > 0:16:22we all have to pay for what we do. You have to pay now.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27(I will give you any sum of money you want.)

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Even you are not rich enough to buy back your past.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33No man is.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Father, this is not my day for talking seriously.

0:16:57 > 0:17:03- What do you mean?- I talk seriously on the first Tuesday of the month,

0:17:03 > 0:17:05between noon and three.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Well, make it Tuesday, sir.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09That is before noon, Father.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I'm sorry, but my doctor said specifically.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15You are 36.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Shh! Father!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17I only admit to 32.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- You are 36, you must get a wife. - Wife?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24HE LAUGHS

0:17:24 > 0:17:28A shade lacklustre this morning, Chiltern.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Mind on other matters, I shouldn't wonder.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Mrs Cheveley came by the office last night.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Really?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Yes.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48Wanted me to write a piece about this Argentine thing.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Quite interesting, really. Mentioned you.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Did she?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56She did, indeed.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00What did she say?

0:18:00 > 0:18:06Outlined the virtues of the scheme. She probably has shares in it.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09What did she say about me?

0:18:09 > 0:18:15About your speech on it. Said I'd be surprised. Wouldn't say what.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Can I take it you've changed your position?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I wonder what kind of a woman she is.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Who?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Mrs Cheveley.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Hmm, smallish.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42The question remains, where to from there, hmm?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45To the Hartlocks, then the Basildons...

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Or should we go straight to the ball?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I almost wish I were you sometimes.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53I almost wish you were too.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Except that you'd probably do something useful, that'd never do.

0:18:57 > 0:19:02You could always get married.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02It's the 'always' bit that alarms me.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07I could see that he was about to do it again.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Poor Mr Trafford.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- It sounds quite serious. - Oh, it is.

0:19:13 > 0:19:18He proposed to me in broad daylight, in front of the statue of Achilles.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22The things that go on in front of that are quite appalling!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- The police should interfere.- Ahem...

0:19:25 > 0:19:29It may not suit a modern girl like you,

0:19:29 > 0:19:31but there is one effective way

0:19:31 > 0:19:34to put a stop to his proposals.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Which is? - Accept one of them.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Oh, no!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Ladies!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46By the way, have you been talking to my father?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Should I?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Certainly not.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53He suggested that I model myself on you.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Your father has exquisite taste and rare judgement.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Hard work, probity, and a good woman.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05He forgot that you took the last good woman. Took her right out of my arms.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10What is that saying about the sea and plenty of fish in it?

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Yes, but I couldn't possibly marry a fish.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17I'd be sure to land an old trout.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21I never change, except in my affection.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25What a noble nature you have.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25LAUGHTER

0:20:25 > 0:20:28You told me yesterday.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32The information I received was prejudiced.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Or, at any rate, misinformed.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36But I...

0:20:36 > 0:20:39There may be some benefit to the scheme.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Benefit?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42To whom?

0:20:43 > 0:20:47This has nothing to do with Mrs Cheveley, does it?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49LAUGHTER

0:20:53 > 0:20:58On the contrary. I've now realised, for the first time in my life, >

0:20:58 > 0:21:02the vital importance of being earnest. >

0:21:02 > 0:21:06LAUGHTER

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Robert,

0:21:06 > 0:21:09you are telling me the whole truth?

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Why do you ask me such a question?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Why do you not answer it?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20APPLAUSE

0:21:22 > 0:21:24CHEERING

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Ladies and gentlemen,

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I have enjoyed this evening immensely...

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Robert,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41is there in your life any...

0:21:42 > 0:21:45..any secret, any...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47indiscretion?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50..Which persuades me >

0:21:50 > 0:21:53that you think as highly of the play as I do.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Ha-ha!- You must tell me at once.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00There is nothing in my past life that you might not know.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I was sure of it, my darling.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I was sure of it.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:35 > 0:22:40I found it a perfectly charming evening, of course I did.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43And yours was a perfectly charming performance.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47The costumes were delightful. But for me, it was the acting.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Would you excuse me a moment?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Miss Mabel? - Good evening, Lord Goring.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Shouldn't you be in bed? - Lord Goring!

0:23:01 > 0:23:05My father is always advising me to go to bed.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08I always pass on good advice.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12It's very kind of you to offer.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Don't mention it.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17The role of elder brother is being adequately performed by my brother.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Oh, really?

0:23:19 > 0:23:24Yes. Charming and delightful performance it is, too.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27You ought to go to bed straightaway.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30You're ordering me around...

0:23:30 > 0:23:33It is most courageous of you.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Especially as I'm not going to bed for hours.

0:23:56 > 0:24:01Darling, you will write, won't you, to Mrs Cheveley?

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Tell her that you cannot support her scheme.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09I might see her. Perhaps that would be better.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Oh, no. You must never see her again.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16I know this woman. We were at school together.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I didn't trust her then and I don't now.

0:24:19 > 0:24:24She must know at once that she has been mistaken in you.

0:24:24 > 0:24:29All your life, you have stood apart from others.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33To the world, as to myself,

0:24:33 > 0:24:36you have been an ideal. Always.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Be that ideal still.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Claridge's Hotel. No answer.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Sir.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Oh, I love you, Robert.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oh, love me.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Love me, Gertrude.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Love me always.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31NEIGHING

0:25:31 > 0:25:32< Oi!

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Madam.

0:25:51 > 0:25:56What is it that brings you back to London? Business or pleasure?

0:25:56 > 0:26:02I have some business with Sir Robert Chiltern, which is a great pleasure.

0:26:07 > 0:26:12- And what brings you here tonight? - I came because you asked me to.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- And you were curious?- I suppose.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19- Why did you ask me? - I was curious to see if you'd come.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23- And you did.- You are quite as wilful as you used to be.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Far more. I have greatly improved, I have had more experience.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30Too much experience can be very dangerous, Mrs Cheveley.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Call me Laura. - I don't like the name.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- You used to adore it. - Yes, that is why.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39It was so nearly Laura Goring.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- It has a certain ring, don't you agree?- Mmm.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44We were quite well suited.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48You were poor, I was rich, it must have suited you very well.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Until you met the Baron. He was richer, that suited you better.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Have you forgiven me yet?

0:26:55 > 0:26:59It's been so long that I'd all but forgotten you.

0:26:59 > 0:27:04I'm afraid I really must go. I have an extremely pressing engagement.

0:27:04 > 0:27:10Really? As you know, I hate to stand between a man and his affairs.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16NEIGHING AND CLATTER OF HORSES' HOOVES

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Come on, Bunbury!

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I can't believe it.

0:27:25 > 0:27:26You are a deserter, sir.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30I didn't say I would marry, I was merely debating its virtues.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Short debate, sir.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37We're a dying breed. We should stick together.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Would you excuse me, gentlemen? Play the next hand without me.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53'And now I think it's time you knew the truth.'

0:27:53 > 0:27:57That all these riches, this wondrous luxury...

0:28:00 > 0:28:02..amounts, finally, to nothing.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05And that power

0:28:05 > 0:28:07over other men

0:28:07 > 0:28:10is the only thing worth having.

0:28:10 > 0:28:15And this is what I call the philosophy of power.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Gospel of gold.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24So now the question arises,

0:28:24 > 0:28:26how do you become powerful?

0:28:26 > 0:28:30I mean you, personally powerful... Cigar?

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Yes, thank you.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39The answer is simple.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42The answer is information.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Information is the modern commodity

0:28:45 > 0:28:48that can shake the world.

0:28:48 > 0:28:54And I happen to know it's well within your grasp.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58And you believed what he said?

0:29:00 > 0:29:04Certainly. I believed it then and I believe it now.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09You've never been poor.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12You've never known ambition.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Go on.

0:29:15 > 0:29:19Lord Radley was a Cabinet Minister

0:29:19 > 0:29:23and the Baron knew I was his personal secretary.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27One night, as usual, I was the last to leave the office.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Later that evening,

0:29:38 > 0:29:42I wrote the Baron a letter containing confidential information.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Highly valuable information,

0:29:44 > 0:29:47regarding the financing of the Suez Canal.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50A Cabinet secret?

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Indeed.

0:29:52 > 0:29:58The Baron made for himself three quarters of a million pounds.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00And you?

0:30:00 > 0:30:03I received from the Baron £110,000.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09You were worth more, Robert.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11No. No, no, no.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13I got exactly what I wanted.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16I entered straight into Parliament, and I've...

0:30:16 > 0:30:19never looked back.

0:30:19 > 0:30:24Is it fair that some act of youthful folly is brought up against me now?

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Is it fair?

0:30:26 > 0:30:31Life is not fair. Perhaps it's a good thing for most of us that it's not.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33What does Gertrude make of all this?

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Robert?

0:30:41 > 0:30:44My dear Robert, secrets from other people's wives

0:30:44 > 0:30:47are a necessary luxury in modern life.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50But no man should have a secret from his own wife.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53She will find out.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57If I told her, I'd lose the love of the woman I worship.

0:30:57 > 0:31:02I couldn't tell her, but it did strike me that perhaps you might.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Go on.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Perhaps you might...talk with her?

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Oh, really?

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Not to tell her.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16But just to talk with her.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18I see.

0:31:18 > 0:31:22It's just that Gertrude can be a little hard-headed.

0:31:22 > 0:31:28You are her oldest, closest friend, I thought talking with you might...

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- Soften her head?- Hmm.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Well, it has been known.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40Thank you, Lady Chiltern, that was most inspiring.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Oh, I'm so glad.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Wonderful speech.

0:31:51 > 0:31:57I'm delighted to find you showing such interest in women's politics.

0:31:57 > 0:32:02Ahem... Yes, very keen. I'm afraid I had a late night last night.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05So I gather. I'm glad to see you.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08- Are you? - Yes. I want to talk about Robert.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10Really?

0:32:10 > 0:32:14He seems a little distracted, a little anxious.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- Yes. - You've noticed it too?

0:32:18 > 0:32:22I suppose... Yes. In a way.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25The life that he's chosen,

0:32:25 > 0:32:31by its own nature, holds innumerable stresses. Full of compromises.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Compromises?- Yes.

0:32:33 > 0:32:39Once a man has set his heart and soul on getting to a certain point,

0:32:39 > 0:32:44if he has to climb the crag, he has to climb the crag.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47And if he has to walk in the mire...

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Well?

0:32:49 > 0:32:52He has to walk in the mire.

0:32:52 > 0:32:57I'm talking in general terms, and on a subject about which I know nothing.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00I thought those are your favourite subjects.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03Yes, indeed.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05Indeed.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08- Go on. - Oh, yes. No, um...

0:33:08 > 0:33:14Suppose a public figure, er, Lord Merton or my father, or even Robert,

0:33:14 > 0:33:17had written some foolish letter.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20What do you mean by a foolish letter?

0:33:20 > 0:33:26Well, a letter gravely compromising one's position.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28It's an imaginary case, of course.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31I cannot help but feel, Arthur,

0:33:31 > 0:33:33that you are wanting to tell me something.

0:33:38 > 0:33:42What I really want to say, dear Gertrude, is...

0:33:42 > 0:33:45that if, for any reason, you are ever in trouble,

0:33:45 > 0:33:50come to me at once and know that I will help you in every way I can.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Lord Goring,

0:33:52 > 0:33:56you are talking quite seriously.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00- Forgive me, it won't occur again. - No, I like you to be serious.

0:34:00 > 0:34:05Gertrude, please don't say such dreadful things to Lord Goring.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07Seriousness would be very unbecoming to him.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Good morning. Pray be as trivial as you can.

0:34:10 > 0:34:15I'd like to, but I'm out of practice this morning. Besides, I ought to go.

0:34:15 > 0:34:19- Oh. Will you be there tonight? - I have received no invitation.

0:34:19 > 0:34:25You have now. I'm sorry, Mabel, I'm not in the mood for modern art.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29You don't mind, do you, if Arthur escorts you in my place?

0:34:29 > 0:34:33As long as he's not too serious, for I've observed a worrying trend.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37I swear to be utterly trivial and never to keep my word.

0:34:37 > 0:34:43Then I shall be delighted.

0:34:39 > 0:34:43So shall I. Gertrude, thank you.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47Remember what I said, won't you?

0:34:47 > 0:34:50Yes, but I still don't know why you said it.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54I hardly know myself. Goodbye, Miss Mabel.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Lord Goring?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Lord Goring?

0:34:59 > 0:35:04What dreadful manners, leaving as I arrive. You were badly brought up.

0:35:04 > 0:35:08- Hmm, I was. - I wish I had brought you up.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- I'm sorry you didn't. - It is too late now, I suppose?

0:35:12 > 0:35:14I shouldn't think so for a moment.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22So.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25- So. - SHE COUGHS

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Till tonight, then.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Eight o'clock.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34Eight o'clock.

0:35:42 > 0:35:43So?

0:35:44 > 0:35:45So.

0:35:48 > 0:35:53"My dear Sir Robert, I must confess to being not a little disappointed

0:35:53 > 0:35:57"to learn that my proposition held no interest for you.

0:35:57 > 0:36:02"Perhaps I failed to present it in attractive or persuasive terms.

0:36:02 > 0:36:07"Another time, perhaps. Yours sincerely, Laura Cheveley.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10"PS - If I am in the neighbourhood,

0:36:10 > 0:36:14"I may pay my respects to your charming wife.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17"I wonder whether the matter would be of any interest to her?"

0:36:21 > 0:36:26- Mrs Cheveley, won't you sit down? - Thanks.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30I can't help feeling that this disturbing new thing,

0:36:30 > 0:36:32this higher education of women,

0:36:32 > 0:36:35will deal a terrible blow to happy married life.

0:36:35 > 0:36:39Men need higher education, so sadly.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43They do. But such a scheme would be unpractical.

0:36:43 > 0:36:48Man hasn't much capacity to develop. He's got as far as he can. Not far.

0:36:48 > 0:36:54With regard to women, modern women understand everything, I'm told.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58Except their husbands. That is the one thing they never understand.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00And a very good thing too,

0:37:00 > 0:37:06it might break up many a happy home if they did. Not yours, Gertrude.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10You have married a perfect husband.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13And now, dear ladies, I had better set forth.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16I haven't time to be idling around here,

0:37:16 > 0:37:20I should be idling around somewhere else very shortly.

0:37:20 > 0:37:25I'll see myself out. No doubt you both have pleasant reminiscences

0:37:25 > 0:37:28of your school days to talk over.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30- Goodbye.- Goodbye, my dear.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Wonderful woman, Lady Markby, isn't she?

0:37:37 > 0:37:42Talks more and says less than anybody I ever met. Now, Gertrude...

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Mrs Cheveley,

0:37:44 > 0:37:49it is right to tell you that I wish you never to return to this house.

0:37:49 > 0:37:53And never attempt to contact my husband.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57- You have not changed a bit. - I hope I never will.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01- Life's taught you nothing? - A person who was once guilty

0:38:01 > 0:38:03of a dishonest action

0:38:03 > 0:38:05may be guilty of it a second time and should be shunned.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Would you apply that rule to everyone?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Yes, without exception.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15Then I am sorry for you. Very sorry for you.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18I thank you for your sympathy,

0:38:18 > 0:38:21but it is your departure I would prefer.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25I don't mind your talking morality a bit.

0:38:25 > 0:38:30Morality is the attitude we adopt towards people we dislike.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34You dislike me. I'm aware of that. And I have always detested you.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37Yet, I have come here to give you some advice.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41I hold your husband in the hollow of my hand.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44If you are wise, you'll make him do what I say.

0:38:44 > 0:38:48How dare you class my husband with yourself?!

0:38:48 > 0:38:52Leave my house! You are unfit to enter it.

0:38:52 > 0:38:57Your house? A house bought with the price of dishonour?

0:38:57 > 0:39:02Everything in which was paid for by fraud. Ask HIM about his fortune.

0:39:02 > 0:39:07Get him to tell you how he sold to a stockbroker a Cabinet secret.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11Learn from him to what you owe your position.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13It is not true.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Robert, tell her it is not true.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Go.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30Go at once. You've done your worst now.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Dear Sir Robert, Lady Chiltern,

0:39:41 > 0:39:46unless you meet my terms, you'll find the worst is yet to come.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48You have until half past ten tonight.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Tell me it is not true.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02- Let me explain. - Tell me it is not true!

0:40:02 > 0:40:05- Please. - No...

0:40:05 > 0:40:08- Don't touch me. - Listen to me.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11How could you do that, Robert?!

0:40:11 > 0:40:13You've lied...to the whole world.

0:40:13 > 0:40:18You will not lie to me.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Please, I must tell you.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Don't say anything.

0:40:26 > 0:40:31You were, to me, something apart from common life.

0:40:31 > 0:40:35A thing noble, pure.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40The world seemed to me finer

0:40:40 > 0:40:43because you were in it.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Goodness more real because you lived.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53I'm sorry.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58So very sorry.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08I suppose I should go.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Should I?

0:41:21 > 0:41:22Go.

0:41:25 > 0:41:26Get out!

0:42:08 > 0:42:13My second buttonhole. Much better. Do you know, Phipps,

0:42:13 > 0:42:16a really well-made buttonhole

0:42:16 > 0:42:19is the only link between art and nature.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Yes, m'Lord.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27I don't think I quite like this one.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30- Hmm?- No.

0:42:30 > 0:42:35Makes me look a little old. Makes me almost in the prime of life, eh?

0:42:35 > 0:42:40I don't observe any alteration in your appearance.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42You don't?

0:42:42 > 0:42:44No, m'Lord.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Hmm. Very well.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52BELL RINGS

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Oh, God!

0:42:54 > 0:42:56Father, how delightful to see you.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Take my cloak off.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- Is it really worthwhile, Father? - Of course it is, sir.

0:43:00 > 0:43:05I've recently made the resolution not to have visitors on Thursday,

0:43:05 > 0:43:07between seven and nine.

0:43:07 > 0:43:11Good. Can't stand interruption. No draught, I hope?

0:43:11 > 0:43:13No, sir.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15I feel a draught, sir.

0:43:15 > 0:43:19So do I, sir. Why don't you go home?

0:43:19 > 0:43:22I will come and see you tomorrow.

0:43:22 > 0:43:26No, sir. I've called with a definite purpose.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29I'll see it through, at all cost to my health or yours.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32- Put my cloak down, sir. - BELL RINGS

0:43:32 > 0:43:33I hate seeing things through, Father,

0:43:33 > 0:43:37especially through someone else's eyes.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39I don't follow you.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41You seem to follow me everywhere, Father.

0:43:44 > 0:43:47(Oh, God.)

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Good evening.

0:43:47 > 0:43:51My dear Robert, I really am horribly busy tonight.

0:43:51 > 0:43:54But, Arthur, I must speak with you.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Gertrude has discovered the truth?

0:43:57 > 0:43:59Yes, I'm afraid she has.

0:44:01 > 0:44:06Come in. But if you wouldn't mind waiting for a while,

0:44:06 > 0:44:11I'm right in the middle of giving my performance of the attentive son.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Oh, I'm sorry.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15So am I.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17BELL RINGS

0:44:22 > 0:44:24HE SIGHS

0:44:24 > 0:44:26God!

0:44:26 > 0:44:29"When you left this afternoon, my life fell apart.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31"My love is in ruins.

0:44:31 > 0:44:37"I need you, after all. I am coming to you now. Gertrude."

0:44:37 > 0:44:42A lady's coming to see me. Show her into the drawing room. Understand?

0:44:42 > 0:44:44Yes, m'Lord.

0:44:44 > 0:44:48It's a matter of grave importance.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48I understand.

0:44:48 > 0:44:52No-one else is to be admitted. Say I'm not at home.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55I understand.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Arthur?

0:44:55 > 0:44:57Yes, Father.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59BELL RINGS

0:45:04 > 0:45:06Good evening, Phipps.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10How nice to see you again, madam.

0:45:15 > 0:45:19His Lordship is engaged with Lord Caversham.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22How very filial.

0:45:22 > 0:45:27His Lordship told me to ask you to wait in the drawing room for him.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30His Lordship will come to you there.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33He expects me?

0:45:33 > 0:45:34Yes, madam.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36Are you quite sure?

0:45:36 > 0:45:40His Lordship's directions were very precise.

0:45:40 > 0:45:44That lamp is far too glaring. Light some candles.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47Certainly, madam.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49Marriage is not about affection, sir.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52It is a question of common sense.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56Women who have common sense are always so plain, aren't they?

0:45:56 > 0:45:59That's only hearsay.

0:45:59 > 0:46:03Women don't have any common sense. That is a privilege of our sex.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Quite so. Men are so wonderfully self-sacrificing,

0:46:06 > 0:46:07we never use it, do we, Father?

0:46:07 > 0:46:10I use it, sir. I use nothing else.

0:46:10 > 0:46:14Mmm. So my mother tells me.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14It is the secret of her happiness.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16What was that?

0:46:18 > 0:46:21Nothing, Father. Nothing.

0:46:21 > 0:46:25You are heartless. Very heartless.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25I hope not, Father.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33"When you left this afternoon,

0:46:33 > 0:46:35"my life fell apart.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44"I am coming to you now. Gertrude."

0:46:44 > 0:46:47There we are, madam.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55- Thank you. - Thank you, madam.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02BELL RINGS

0:47:08 > 0:47:10BELL RINGS

0:47:17 > 0:47:20His Lordship's not at home this evening.

0:47:23 > 0:47:27- I see. - I'm sorry, Lady Chiltern.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29Not at all.

0:47:38 > 0:47:41As you keep saying.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44Is she in there?

0:47:44 > 0:47:46Yes, m'Lord.

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Oh, my dear fellow.

0:47:52 > 0:47:56I'm sorry, Arthur. I didn't know where else to go.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Hmm?

0:48:04 > 0:48:06I don't know what to do, Arthur.

0:48:06 > 0:48:12Robert, last night, you were telling me how much Gertrude means to you.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14How much you love her.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17More than anything in the world.

0:48:17 > 0:48:23There is a wide gulf between us now. I fear I shall never bridge it.

0:48:23 > 0:48:26I fear she will never forgive me.

0:48:26 > 0:48:30Surely there must be some sin in her past life, any sin,

0:48:30 > 0:48:34weakness that might help her to understand yours.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37She doesn't know weakness or temptation.

0:48:37 > 0:48:42But she loves you. She cannot but forgive you.

0:48:42 > 0:48:47I wish she could hear you, the regret that you feel about your past...

0:48:47 > 0:48:49Regret?

0:48:49 > 0:48:55Yes, regret. I feel certain that she'd pity you.

0:48:55 > 0:48:59Perhaps at this moment, she is pitying you. Praying that

0:48:59 > 0:49:02she might once again be in your arms.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04God grant it. But I doubt it.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08There is something else I need to tell you.

0:49:08 > 0:49:13The debate on the Argentine canal is to begin at 10:30.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16I have made up my mind what to say.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18I've decided...

0:49:18 > 0:49:20CHAIR SQUEAKS

0:49:24 > 0:49:26What was that?

0:49:26 > 0:49:29Nothing.

0:49:29 > 0:49:33I heard a noise from next door.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33No, you didn't.

0:49:33 > 0:49:38CHAIR CREAKS

0:49:35 > 0:49:38Is there someone there?

0:49:40 > 0:49:42- Arthur? - You're excited, unnerved.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45There is no-one in that room. Now, sit down!

0:49:45 > 0:49:50Do you give me your word of honour?

0:49:47 > 0:49:50Yes!

0:49:51 > 0:49:53Let me look for myself.

0:49:53 > 0:49:57- Robert...- If there is no-one there, why shouldn't I look?

0:49:57 > 0:49:59There is someone in that room.

0:50:03 > 0:50:08I apologise, but I must state she is entirely guiltless in this matter.

0:50:08 > 0:50:12She is scheming, devious and deceitful.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14- Pardon? - You...

0:50:14 > 0:50:19You are false as a friend and treacherous.

0:50:19 > 0:50:23- Robert! - Good evening, Lord Goring.

0:50:23 > 0:50:27- Sir Robert. - How do you explain her presence?

0:50:29 > 0:50:32To be quite honest, I can't.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35I take it you two planned this?

0:50:35 > 0:50:37We have never planned anything!

0:50:37 > 0:50:42Except marriage. You didn't forget we were engaged for three weeks?

0:50:42 > 0:50:43Yes, but...

0:50:43 > 0:50:45I find it hard to see

0:50:45 > 0:50:49why you broke it off. You are entirely well suited.

0:50:49 > 0:50:53I give you my word...

0:50:51 > 0:50:53No, sir.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56Oh, no, sir.

0:50:56 > 0:50:59You have lied enough upon your word of honour.

0:51:03 > 0:51:05DOOR CLOSES

0:51:05 > 0:51:09I appear to have caused something of a commotion.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14Good night, Sir Robert.

0:51:29 > 0:51:35You've come here to sell me Robert Chiltern's letter.

0:51:35 > 0:51:39To offer it to you on condition. How did you guess?

0:51:39 > 0:51:42What is your price?

0:51:42 > 0:51:46My price... I have arrived at the romantic stage.

0:51:46 > 0:51:49When I saw you at the Chilterns',

0:51:49 > 0:51:53I knew you were the only person I'd ever cared for.

0:51:53 > 0:51:57If I've ever cared for anybody, Arthur.

0:51:57 > 0:52:00So...

0:52:00 > 0:52:03on the morning of the day

0:52:03 > 0:52:07that you marry me, I will give you Robert's letter.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12That is my offer.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16Are you quite serious?

0:52:16 > 0:52:19Yes. Quite serious.

0:52:19 > 0:52:21My dear Mrs Cheveley...

0:52:21 > 0:52:23HE CHUCKLES

0:52:23 > 0:52:26..I'm afraid I shall make you a very bad husband.

0:52:26 > 0:52:31I don't mind bad husbands, I've had two. They amuse me immensely.

0:52:31 > 0:52:36Here's a chance to rise to great heights of self-sacrifice.

0:52:36 > 0:52:39The rest of your life, you could spend

0:52:39 > 0:52:41in contemplating your own perfection.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44I do that as it is.

0:52:44 > 0:52:49I am ready to sacrifice the greatest prize in my possession.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56I'm honoured.

0:53:00 > 0:53:02- Arthur? - Hmm?

0:53:02 > 0:53:06You loved me once, you asked me to be your wife.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08Ask me again.

0:53:08 > 0:53:09Ask me now.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17Bonsoir.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28My dear Mrs Cheveley.

0:53:28 > 0:53:29My dear Lord Goring.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35I'm going to give you some good advice.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38Never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

0:53:38 > 0:53:43I'm sorry, but I don't seem able to stop myself. I'm going to tell you

0:53:43 > 0:53:48that love, about which I admit I know so little,

0:53:48 > 0:53:51love cannot be bought. It can only be given.

0:53:53 > 0:53:57And I sense it is not in my power to give to you.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59Nor is it in yours,

0:53:59 > 0:54:02I suspect, at all.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04Dear boy, you underestimate us both.

0:54:06 > 0:54:09To give...

0:54:09 > 0:54:12and not expect return, hmm?

0:54:12 > 0:54:16That is what lies at the heart of love.

0:54:16 > 0:54:21I fear, though, the notion is a stranger to us both.

0:54:21 > 0:54:25And yet, if we are honest,

0:54:25 > 0:54:28it is something we both long for,

0:54:28 > 0:54:32something that it takes great courage to do.

0:54:32 > 0:54:37Yes, that is our dark secret.

0:54:38 > 0:54:41Your coming here tonight is the first whisper of it.

0:54:43 > 0:54:44And for that, I admire you.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49Give me the letter. SHE LAUGHS

0:54:49 > 0:54:54Prove your affections to me and give me the letter.

0:54:54 > 0:54:58And surrender my position of power?

0:54:58 > 0:55:02The future of a great man is in your hands, Mrs Cheveley.

0:55:02 > 0:55:05Crush him and your power dies,

0:55:05 > 0:55:08as will any feeling I've ever had for you.

0:55:10 > 0:55:12If you've ever loved me...

0:55:15 > 0:55:16I did love you.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19I know, I know.

0:55:26 > 0:55:28But not that much.

0:55:30 > 0:55:33I must admit I never thought you did.

0:55:33 > 0:55:36Even so, I felt it worth a try.

0:55:36 > 0:55:42I understand and respect you all the more. I take it you reject my offer?

0:55:42 > 0:55:47I fear I must when, tempting as it seems,

0:55:47 > 0:55:49in truth,

0:55:49 > 0:55:52it is little more than blackmail.

0:55:52 > 0:55:56- True. - THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:56:01 > 0:56:03- Gertrude. - Mabel.

0:56:03 > 0:56:06I remembered you were meeting Arthur.

0:56:06 > 0:56:09At least somebody remembered.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12You mean he's not here either?

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Oh, strange.

0:56:15 > 0:56:19Are you quite well?

0:56:16 > 0:56:19Me? Yes, of course.

0:56:19 > 0:56:22No, I'm not at all.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26Could we talk?

0:56:26 > 0:56:32Everything I've learned leads me to reject him for what he did. Yet...

0:56:32 > 0:56:33And yet?

0:56:33 > 0:56:38I have never known such joy as when I'm with him.

0:56:38 > 0:56:42I've never felt so...

0:56:42 > 0:56:46free as when I'm lying in his arms.

0:56:48 > 0:56:50I'll look out for you at the Commons,

0:56:50 > 0:56:53where at least I'll see your friend submit to my desires.

0:56:53 > 0:56:58I wouldn't be too sure.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58We know how he values his career.

0:56:58 > 0:57:01I look forward to him proving you wrong.

0:57:01 > 0:57:05I'd stake my shirt on it.

0:57:03 > 0:57:05Your shirt?

0:57:05 > 0:57:09I think I'd probably wager my entire wardrobe on his integrity.

0:57:09 > 0:57:13What confidence. Would you stake your liberty?

0:57:13 > 0:57:14My liberty?

0:57:14 > 0:57:19I've had a charming little idea.

0:57:19 > 0:57:23Now I consider it, I discover it to be a rather charming big idea.

0:57:23 > 0:57:26Go on.

0:57:26 > 0:57:31If he stands by his principles and condemns the scheme in question,

0:57:31 > 0:57:35I'll give you his letter to dispose of as you choose.

0:57:35 > 0:57:38But if, as I project,

0:57:38 > 0:57:40he surrenders to my demands

0:57:40 > 0:57:43and publicly supports the scheme, then...

0:57:43 > 0:57:46- I'll give you my hand in marriage. - Precisely.

0:57:46 > 0:57:48To dispose of as you please.

0:57:48 > 0:57:52As a betting man, you must concede there is a certain thrill to it.

0:57:52 > 0:57:57Concede to how elegantly I've eased from proposal to proposition.

0:57:57 > 0:58:00And with barely any loss of face. I'm most impressed, indeed.

0:58:00 > 0:58:03We are creatures of compromise.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06I await your response.

0:58:06 > 0:58:11Perhaps you're less certain of your friend's true nature now.

0:58:11 > 0:58:15Not at all. I accept your wager in all confidence.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18- You do? - I do.

0:58:18 > 0:58:20Oh, Arthur,

0:58:20 > 0:58:23isn't it remarkable how those two little words can quicken the heart?

0:58:25 > 0:58:29Would you do something for me?

0:58:27 > 0:58:29Hmm?

0:58:29 > 0:58:35Accompany me to the Commons? There's an interesting debate there tonight.

0:58:35 > 0:58:38The Prime Minister himself has taken an interest.

0:58:38 > 0:58:41And I believe...

0:58:41 > 0:58:47that its outcome will prove interesting to you. And to me.

0:58:47 > 0:58:49Whatever it may be.

0:58:51 > 0:58:53Hmm.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08Damn!

0:59:26 > 0:59:30The honourable member for Whitney.

0:59:30 > 0:59:33Good evening, Chiltern.

0:59:31 > 0:59:33Prime Minister.

0:59:33 > 0:59:38I ask the President of the Board of Trade to what extent he believes

0:59:38 > 0:59:41the projected Argentine canal merits

0:59:41 > 0:59:44the nation's attention and support?

0:59:44 > 0:59:46Mr Speaker...

0:59:51 > 0:59:56..I believe this excellent scheme represents a genuine opportunity

0:59:56 > 0:59:59to extend our trading roots

0:59:59 > 1:00:04and to stamp our authority on a vital portion of the globe.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06ALL: Hear, hear!

1:00:06 > 1:00:08< Excellent speech.

1:00:10 > 1:00:13Didn't expect to see you here.

1:00:13 > 1:00:16Neither did I. I've developed a sudden interest in politics.

1:00:16 > 1:00:19Married yet?

1:00:19 > 1:00:22Ask me again in half an hour.

1:00:24 > 1:00:26What?

1:00:26 > 1:00:27Nothing.

1:00:28 > 1:00:30- Arthur! - Shh!

1:00:30 > 1:00:32I beg to ask the undersecretary

1:00:32 > 1:00:37to clarify his position in respect of this scheme!

1:00:37 > 1:00:39ALL: Answer, sir.

1:00:41 > 1:00:44Let me first of all thank the honourable member

1:00:44 > 1:00:47for his articulate contribution to the debate.

1:00:49 > 1:00:53Since I last addressed this House on the subject,

1:00:53 > 1:00:55I have had the opportunity

1:00:55 > 1:00:58to investigate this scheme more thoroughly

1:00:58 > 1:01:02and to grasp fully the ramifications of our lending it support.

1:01:05 > 1:01:08I have to inform the House...

1:01:08 > 1:01:11that I was...

1:01:11 > 1:01:14- mistaken... - HE COUGHS

1:01:14 > 1:01:16..in my original perceptions,

1:01:16 > 1:01:20and that I have now taken a rather different view.

1:01:20 > 1:01:22HE COUGHS LOUDLY

1:01:28 > 1:01:30Ow! Ow!

1:01:30 > 1:01:31Ow!

1:01:33 > 1:01:37I must agree with my Right Honourable Friend

1:01:37 > 1:01:40that this is indeed an excellent scheme.

1:01:41 > 1:01:44A genuine opportunity.

1:01:47 > 1:01:52An opportunity particularly if you happen to be a corrupt investor...

1:01:52 > 1:01:54LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING

1:01:57 > 1:02:02..corrupt investor, with nothing but self-interest at heart.

1:02:06 > 1:02:10It is my conviction that this scheme never should have had

1:02:10 > 1:02:15or should ever have any chance of success. It is a fraud!

1:02:15 > 1:02:21Our involvement would be a political fraud of the worst possible kind.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27This great nation

1:02:27 > 1:02:31has long been a great commercial power.

1:02:31 > 1:02:36It seems there exists a growing compulsion to use that power

1:02:36 > 1:02:38merely to beget more power.

1:02:38 > 1:02:42Money merely to beget more money.

1:02:42 > 1:02:46Irrespective of the true cost to the nation's soul.

1:02:46 > 1:02:48It is this sickness,

1:02:48 > 1:02:51a kind of moral blindness, commerce without conscience,

1:02:51 > 1:02:56which threatens to strike at the very soul of this nation!

1:02:56 > 1:02:59The only remedy is to strike back, and now!

1:02:59 > 1:03:02Hear, hear!

1:03:02 > 1:03:03SHOUTING

1:03:07 > 1:03:10Order!

1:03:10 > 1:03:12As we stand...

1:03:12 > 1:03:17As we stand at the end of this most eventful century,

1:03:17 > 1:03:22it seems that we do, after all, have a genuine opportunity.

1:03:22 > 1:03:27One honest chance to shed our...

1:03:27 > 1:03:31sometimes imperfect past. To start again,

1:03:31 > 1:03:34to step unshackled

1:03:34 > 1:03:39into the next century, and to look our future squarely

1:03:39 > 1:03:43and proudly in the face.

1:03:43 > 1:03:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:04:07 > 1:04:10You must agree, it has been a romantic interlude.

1:04:10 > 1:04:15You might even confess to some faint and secret regret at its outcome.

1:04:15 > 1:04:16Huh!

1:04:16 > 1:04:20I feel some relief that in the end, Sir Robert has come to no harm.

1:04:20 > 1:04:21Really?

1:04:21 > 1:04:25Oh, yes. I'm not quite as wicked as you suppose.

1:04:25 > 1:04:27Mrs Cheveley?

1:04:27 > 1:04:31And a lady must always honour her bets.

1:04:31 > 1:04:33Come back with me, Arthur.

1:04:36 > 1:04:39Come back to Vienna.

1:04:41 > 1:04:45Bravo, Sir Robert. I underestimated you.

1:04:45 > 1:04:49- Sorry if I spoiled your plans. - Far more than you realise.

1:04:49 > 1:04:52- That is some small satisfaction. - Look, Robert...

1:04:52 > 1:04:57I have nothing to say to you. Nor is there anything I wish to hear.

1:05:10 > 1:05:15I hope that now you are content. That I didn't disappoint you.

1:05:15 > 1:05:17Robert, I...

1:05:17 > 1:05:19Let women make no more ideals of men,

1:05:19 > 1:05:22or they may ruin other lives as completely as you.

1:05:22 > 1:05:27You, whom I have loved so wildly, have surely ruined mine.

1:05:27 > 1:05:29Robert...

1:05:29 > 1:05:32I know there is no hope for us now.

1:05:32 > 1:05:35I know you can never forgive me.

1:05:38 > 1:05:42Poor man, I almost begin to feel sorry for him. >

1:05:42 > 1:05:47Sorry?

1:05:43 > 1:05:47Yes, I can't bear to see so upright a gentleman

1:05:47 > 1:05:50being so shamefully deceived.

1:05:50 > 1:05:53Deceived?

1:05:51 > 1:05:53And on such positively pink paper.

1:05:53 > 1:05:55What are you talking about?

1:05:55 > 1:05:59"I need you after all, I'm coming to you now."

1:05:59 > 1:06:02You stole Gertrude's letter?

1:06:02 > 1:06:06Losing a man is scant cause for concern, but losing a man to her

1:06:06 > 1:06:11is another matter. Robert should know, as he shall,

1:06:11 > 1:06:14when the letter arrives at his office first thing in the morning.

1:06:17 > 1:06:22You've got a good man there. You should try to hold on to him.

1:06:22 > 1:06:26It occurs to me this whole business is really just about you and me.

1:06:31 > 1:06:33Gertrude, I must speak with you.

1:06:33 > 1:06:35Not now.

1:06:35 > 1:06:38It's about that letter you wrote to me.

1:06:38 > 1:06:41Come in the morning, I can't talk now.

1:06:41 > 1:06:43Lord Goring?

1:06:44 > 1:06:48Miss Mabel. About this evening, I...

1:06:48 > 1:06:52- Congratulations. - I beg your pardon?

1:06:52 > 1:06:54I gather you are to be congratulated.

1:06:54 > 1:06:57There's nothing I like more,

1:06:57 > 1:07:01but I find the pleasure increased by knowing what for.

1:07:01 > 1:07:04Haven't you heard? You're to be married.

1:07:04 > 1:07:07- Your father says... - Does he?

1:07:07 > 1:07:09Yes, he does.

1:07:09 > 1:07:12Did he tell you to who?

1:07:12 > 1:07:16No. But when we saw you with Mrs Cheveley,

1:07:16 > 1:07:19- we naturally assumed... - Oh, did we?

1:07:19 > 1:07:20Yes, we did.

1:07:20 > 1:07:24The fact is, your assumptions

1:07:24 > 1:07:27are presumptuous. You see,

1:07:27 > 1:07:32I'm not sure that I've seen anything

1:07:32 > 1:07:35I quite like the look of yet.

1:07:35 > 1:07:39Oh, really?

1:07:36 > 1:07:39Mmm, really.

1:07:39 > 1:07:43In which case, I have something vitally important to say to you.

1:07:43 > 1:07:45Oh?

1:07:45 > 1:07:50To look at a thing is quite different from seeing a thing.

1:07:50 > 1:07:55And one does not see anything until one sees its beauty.

1:07:55 > 1:07:58Oh, really?

1:07:58 > 1:08:00Yes. Really.

1:08:04 > 1:08:06Ah, Mabel.

1:08:08 > 1:08:12Do you have something you wish to say to me?

1:08:16 > 1:08:18Erm...

1:08:18 > 1:08:20No. No, I don't think so.

1:08:23 > 1:08:26Ahem...

1:08:26 > 1:08:29Then I don't wish to hear it. Good night.

1:08:29 > 1:08:33- Good night.- I'm sure Mr Trafford will have something to say to me.

1:08:33 > 1:08:35I'm even surer...

1:08:35 > 1:08:38I will be quite charmed to listen.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47Damn!

1:08:47 > 1:08:49HE SIGHS

1:08:55 > 1:08:57It is a great nuisance.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02I can't find anyone else to talk to,

1:09:02 > 1:09:05and I'm so full of interesting information.

1:09:05 > 1:09:10I feel like the latest edition of something or other.

1:09:10 > 1:09:13Well, after some consideration,

1:09:13 > 1:09:18there's so much to do, there's only one thing to be done.

1:09:20 > 1:09:22There's a time in every son's life

1:09:22 > 1:09:26when he must indeed follow his father's advice.

1:09:26 > 1:09:29HE SIGHS

1:09:29 > 1:09:31I shall go to bed at once.

1:09:34 > 1:09:38I do hope we see you in the near future, Mrs Cheveley.

1:09:38 > 1:09:42So do I. But I fear that for me, the future seems strangely uncertain.

1:09:42 > 1:09:44What of the present?

1:09:44 > 1:09:47As a very dear friend once said to me,

1:09:47 > 1:09:52"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." Goodbye.

1:09:55 > 1:09:58London will be the lesser for your leaving.

1:09:58 > 1:10:01And sadly lacking in scandal.

1:10:01 > 1:10:06Lady Markby, my personal favourite is shortly to unfold.

1:10:06 > 1:10:08Consider it a parting gift.

1:10:08 > 1:10:11Thank you, Mrs Cheveley.

1:10:48 > 1:10:51May I see it?

1:10:51 > 1:10:52Mmm.

1:11:01 > 1:11:06So...that is what you were doing with that woman, Mrs Cheveley?

1:11:06 > 1:11:08Mmm.

1:11:08 > 1:11:12Oh... It certainly didn't look that way.

1:11:12 > 1:11:14Yes, but there's a great deal of difference

1:11:14 > 1:11:17between looking and seeing, isn't there, Miss Mabel?

1:11:19 > 1:11:22Oh, dear Arthur.

1:11:22 > 1:11:25What a good friend you are to him.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27To us.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30But we're not out of danger yet.

1:11:30 > 1:11:34There's a popular saying about frying pans and fires,

1:11:34 > 1:11:37but this time, you and I are to be roasted.

1:11:42 > 1:11:44Oh, no, Arthur, I couldn't.

1:11:44 > 1:11:46He should know the exact truth.

1:11:46 > 1:11:50So you want me to tell him...what?

1:11:50 > 1:11:55- That I intended a secret... - Secret rendezvous, yes.

1:11:55 > 1:11:58With a single man? At such an hour?

1:11:58 > 1:12:00It's scandalous.

1:12:00 > 1:12:04It's also the truth, and it may be our best option.

1:12:04 > 1:12:06I couldn't possibly tell him.

1:12:06 > 1:12:09- May I do it? - Certainly not.

1:12:09 > 1:12:12Give me your word that you never will.

1:12:12 > 1:12:14But you are wrong.

1:12:14 > 1:12:18I will give you my word.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21That you will never tell me what, Lord Goring?

1:12:21 > 1:12:23Robert.

1:12:28 > 1:12:30What does this mean?

1:12:34 > 1:12:37I meant to give it to you last night.

1:12:37 > 1:12:39Last night?

1:12:40 > 1:12:45Yes, when Gertrude sent it over, but you left in such a hurry.

1:12:45 > 1:12:47So this letter is intended for me?

1:12:50 > 1:12:53Well, of co...

1:12:53 > 1:12:55Oh, my goodness.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58You didn't think, you couldn't possibly think that...

1:13:00 > 1:13:05The name, the, erm, the address on the envelope is yours.

1:13:05 > 1:13:09She knew that when you left here, you'd come to me at once.

1:13:09 > 1:13:12It stands to reason, come on.

1:13:14 > 1:13:16It's true, Robert.

1:13:16 > 1:13:18I delivered it myself.

1:13:19 > 1:13:21YOU did?

1:13:21 > 1:13:24You DID? Ahem... You DID.

1:13:24 > 1:13:28Certainly. Ahem...

1:13:28 > 1:13:32As you'll remember, Gertrude, after my rehearsals, I called in for tea.

1:13:32 > 1:13:35And when you mentioned the letter,

1:13:35 > 1:13:37I said that I was to meet up with Lord Goring,

1:13:37 > 1:13:40as we were visiting the new modern art exhibition

1:13:40 > 1:13:44at the Grosvenor. Which, apart from two studies

1:13:44 > 1:13:46by Whistler, was forgettable.

1:13:46 > 1:13:49That's exactly what Lord Goring then proceeded to do.

1:13:49 > 1:13:54Namely, forget it, before he saw it. For he never appeared.

1:13:54 > 1:13:56A fact which I find

1:13:56 > 1:14:00most upsetting. Mr Whistler and I

1:14:00 > 1:14:02are both deciding whether or not to forgive him.

1:14:02 > 1:14:07In the meantime, I delivered the letter myself.

1:14:07 > 1:14:11And, you know, the fact of the matter is, I still haven't had

1:14:11 > 1:14:14a word of apology.

1:14:14 > 1:14:16Erm, sorry.

1:14:16 > 1:14:18I forgive you.

1:14:18 > 1:14:21Thank you.

1:14:21 > 1:14:23Is this true?

1:14:36 > 1:14:39"When you left...

1:14:39 > 1:14:41"my life...

1:14:41 > 1:14:44"my life fell apart.

1:14:47 > 1:14:49"I need you, after all."

1:14:52 > 1:14:54Your life fell apart, Gertrude?

1:14:58 > 1:15:00Yes.

1:15:03 > 1:15:07You need me, Gertrude?

1:15:07 > 1:15:09Yes.

1:15:09 > 1:15:11Why did you not say that you loved me?

1:15:11 > 1:15:14Oh, because I love you.

1:15:14 > 1:15:18- HE LAUGHS - I do not care what

1:15:18 > 1:15:23punishment or disgrace is in store for me. This letter of yours...

1:15:23 > 1:15:27makes me feel that nothing that the world can do can harm me now.

1:15:27 > 1:15:31There is no disgrace in store for you, nor any public shame.

1:15:33 > 1:15:36HE HUMS

1:15:36 > 1:15:38Oh! I...

1:15:38 > 1:15:40I don't understand.

1:15:40 > 1:15:44We have much to thank him for, Robert.

1:15:44 > 1:15:49When I finished my speech, I felt sure my future was in ruins.

1:15:49 > 1:15:53When you began it, I wasn't so sure about my own.

1:15:53 > 1:15:56I don't know how to thank you. Arthur.

1:15:56 > 1:15:59I'm sure I'll think of something.

1:15:59 > 1:16:03In the meantime, I'd be grateful for the return of my hand.

1:16:03 > 1:16:05Oh.

1:16:07 > 1:16:09Miss Mabel?

1:16:13 > 1:16:16Miss Mabel?

1:16:16 > 1:16:17Miss Mabel, wait!

1:16:22 > 1:16:23I, er...

1:16:23 > 1:16:26have something very particular to say to you.

1:16:26 > 1:16:29Oh. Is it a proposal?

1:16:31 > 1:16:34Well... Yes, it is.

1:16:34 > 1:16:36It is?!

1:16:38 > 1:16:40I think it is.

1:16:40 > 1:16:42Well, yes or no?

1:16:42 > 1:16:46Actually, yes, I'm afraid it is.

1:16:44 > 1:16:46I'm so glad.

1:16:46 > 1:16:49- That is the second one today. - What?

1:16:49 > 1:16:51- Not...? - Yes.

1:16:51 > 1:16:57Tommy Trafford. Tommy always proposes on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1:16:57 > 1:17:00Today is Friday.

1:16:58 > 1:17:00I know.

1:17:00 > 1:17:03Today is special.

1:17:03 > 1:17:06You didn't accept him, did you?

1:17:06 > 1:17:08I shall be in the conservatory,

1:17:08 > 1:17:10under the second palm tree on the right.

1:17:13 > 1:17:14Second palm tree on the right?

1:17:14 > 1:17:17The USUAL palm tree.

1:17:17 > 1:17:19And then we'll see how you do.

1:17:21 > 1:17:23The usual?

1:17:23 > 1:17:28Well, sir, what are you doing here? Wasting your time, as usual?

1:17:28 > 1:17:33When one pays a visit, it wastes other people's time

1:17:33 > 1:17:36and not one's own. Why are you here?

1:17:36 > 1:17:38I've important news for Chiltern.

1:17:41 > 1:17:42A seat in the Cabinet.

1:17:42 > 1:17:45You well deserve it. You have got

1:17:45 > 1:17:48what we want in political life. High character,

1:17:48 > 1:17:53moral tone, principles. Everything that you have not got, sir!

1:18:05 > 1:18:09I cannot accept this offer, Lord Caversham.

1:18:09 > 1:18:12I have decided to decline it.

1:18:12 > 1:18:13Decline it, sir?!

1:18:13 > 1:18:16I will retire at once from public life.

1:18:16 > 1:18:20Decline a seat and retire from public life?!

1:18:20 > 1:18:25I never heard such damned nonsense! I beg your pardon, Lady Chiltern.

1:18:25 > 1:18:28Prevent your husband from making a...

1:18:28 > 1:18:32My husband is right, I agree with him.

1:18:32 > 1:18:35You agree? Good heavens.

1:18:35 > 1:18:40I admire him for it. I admire him immensely for it.

1:18:42 > 1:18:45I shall write at once to the Prime Minister.

1:18:47 > 1:18:49Do excuse me for a moment, Lord Caversham.

1:18:49 > 1:18:50Lord Caversham.

1:18:53 > 1:18:55What is the matter with this family?

1:18:55 > 1:18:58There's something wrong here, eh?

1:18:58 > 1:19:01Idiocy. Hereditary, perhaps. Both of them, too.

1:19:03 > 1:19:09Very sad. Very sad indeed. They're not an old family.

1:19:09 > 1:19:13Can't understand it. I'd better go to the Prime Minister

1:19:13 > 1:19:16and tell him Chiltern's a fool!

1:19:16 > 1:19:19No, not quite yet. I'd rather you took a seat yourself.

1:19:19 > 1:19:23What now?

1:19:20 > 1:19:23Go in there for a while.

1:19:23 > 1:19:26The second palm tree to the right. The usual palm tree.

1:19:26 > 1:19:27What?!

1:19:27 > 1:19:28There's somebody I want you to talk to.

1:19:28 > 1:19:30What about?

1:19:30 > 1:19:32About me, sir. Hmm?

1:19:33 > 1:19:36Not a subject on which much eloquence is possible.

1:19:42 > 1:19:44Gertrude?

1:19:48 > 1:19:50Oh.

1:19:50 > 1:19:54Yes, it is Robert himself who wishes to retire from public life.

1:19:54 > 1:19:55- Oh, really! - He said so.

1:19:55 > 1:19:58Rather than lose your love, he would do anything.

1:19:58 > 1:20:00Has he not been punished enough?

1:20:00 > 1:20:04We've both been punished. I set him up too high.

1:20:04 > 1:20:07Do not then set him down now too low.

1:20:07 > 1:20:11It is not the perfect, but the imperfect who need love.

1:20:11 > 1:20:14You know a great deal about everything, all of a sudden.

1:20:14 > 1:20:17Oh, I hope not.

1:20:17 > 1:20:20I do know that it takes great courage

1:20:20 > 1:20:25to see the world in all its tainted glory and still to love it.

1:20:25 > 1:20:29And even more courage to see it in the one you love.

1:20:29 > 1:20:34You have more courage than any woman I know. Do not be afraid to use it.

1:20:42 > 1:20:44HE HUMS

1:20:45 > 1:20:47LAUGHTER

1:20:47 > 1:20:49CHATTERING

1:20:55 > 1:20:57< Lady Caversham need never know.

1:20:58 > 1:21:00Thank you, Father.

1:21:00 > 1:21:02- Can't say I hold up much hope. - What?!

1:21:07 > 1:21:09HE SIGHS

1:21:31 > 1:21:33Lord Goring.

1:21:34 > 1:21:36You have something you wish to say to me?

1:21:36 > 1:21:38Um...

1:21:40 > 1:21:42Marry me, M...

1:21:46 > 1:21:49Marry me, Miss Mabel.

1:21:49 > 1:21:51SHE SIGHS

1:21:51 > 1:21:56Well, Lord Goring, I must say, this comes as quite a surprise.

1:21:56 > 1:21:59- If you need time to consider, I'll... - No!

1:21:59 > 1:22:02I don't need time, I need a reason.

1:22:02 > 1:22:04What?

1:22:04 > 1:22:08A reason why you think I should marry you.

1:22:09 > 1:22:11Oh, um...

1:22:16 > 1:22:18A reason, you say?

1:22:18 > 1:22:20A good one. Yes.

1:22:20 > 1:22:22- Hmm. - Robert. >

1:22:25 > 1:22:27May I?

1:22:27 > 1:22:28Of course.

1:22:36 > 1:22:37Gertrude!

1:22:37 > 1:22:41It is more than enough to know that you would sacrifice it.

1:22:41 > 1:22:45We have, all of us, feet of clay, Robert.

1:22:45 > 1:22:48Women, as well as men.

1:22:50 > 1:22:52Can it be that...

1:22:53 > 1:22:55..you've forgiven me?

1:22:57 > 1:23:00Oh, I suppose it must be that.

1:23:02 > 1:23:04Oh, goodness.

1:23:04 > 1:23:06Hold me, Robert.

1:23:11 > 1:23:13Forgive ME?

1:23:13 > 1:23:15Gertrude!

1:23:18 > 1:23:20Gertrude, my wife! >

1:23:20 > 1:23:22HE LAUGHS

1:23:28 > 1:23:30I love you.

1:23:30 > 1:23:32I love you.

1:23:32 > 1:23:34I love you.

1:23:37 > 1:23:39Is that your reason?

1:23:39 > 1:23:40Mmm.

1:23:40 > 1:23:42I love you.

1:23:44 > 1:23:46I said...

1:23:46 > 1:23:48I... I know.

1:23:48 > 1:23:51Well, couldn't you...

1:23:53 > 1:23:56..love me just a little bit in return? Hmm?

1:23:57 > 1:24:01Oh, Arthur, you silly.

1:24:01 > 1:24:06If you knew anything about anything, which you don't,

1:24:06 > 1:24:08you'd know that I absolutely adore you.

1:24:08 > 1:24:11- Really? - Mmm.

1:24:11 > 1:24:15Well, why didn't you mention it before?

1:24:15 > 1:24:20Because, dear boy, you never would have believed me.

1:24:20 > 1:24:21Hmm.

1:24:38 > 1:24:40HE CLEARS THROAT

1:24:47 > 1:24:49What the devil's going on in this house?!

1:24:55 > 1:24:57Congratulations!

1:24:57 > 1:25:02If the country doesn't go to the dogs, we'll have you Prime Minister.

1:25:02 > 1:25:06Thank you. Arthur, I wish I could repay you.

1:25:06 > 1:25:09Well, as a matter of fact, there is.

1:25:09 > 1:25:13You are your sister's guardian. I'd like to marry her, that is all.

1:25:13 > 1:25:16Oh, I'm SO glad!

1:25:16 > 1:25:20You wish to marry Mabel? It's quite out of the question.

1:25:20 > 1:25:23THEY ALL LAUGH

1:25:23 > 1:25:27I have to consider Mabel's future happiness

1:25:27 > 1:25:32and, as much as I care for you, her happiness isn't safe in your hands.

1:25:32 > 1:25:37I love Mabel. No other woman has a place in my heart.

1:25:37 > 1:25:41They truly love each other, why should they not marry?

1:25:41 > 1:25:43I shall tell you.

1:25:43 > 1:25:49I called on Lord Goring and I found Mrs Cheveley concealed in his room.

1:25:49 > 1:25:53I discovered that they were at one time engaged.

1:25:53 > 1:25:56I'm very sorry, Mabel.

1:25:56 > 1:26:00How can I allow you to marry him when he's already involved?

1:26:00 > 1:26:02I'm sorry, Arthur.

1:26:02 > 1:26:05It would be wrong of me.

1:26:05 > 1:26:08It would be unjust to her.

1:26:18 > 1:26:19Very well.

1:26:19 > 1:26:22- But, Arthur... - Shh.

1:26:22 > 1:26:24Mabel,

1:26:24 > 1:26:27there is nothing I can say.

1:26:34 > 1:26:35Robert?

1:26:40 > 1:26:46Arthur was as surprised as you to find Mrs Cheveley in his rooms.

1:26:46 > 1:26:49He was expecting...

1:26:51 > 1:26:52..quite another woman.

1:26:52 > 1:26:55Another woman? What do you mean?

1:26:55 > 1:26:59Well, the truth is,

1:26:59 > 1:27:03the business about Mabel and Mr Whistler, you see,

1:27:03 > 1:27:09that was just my friends being kind and, erm, protecting me.

1:27:09 > 1:27:11Er, well, the truth is,

1:27:11 > 1:27:14when I agreed to the story about

1:27:14 > 1:27:19the letter being intended for you and not for Arthur,

1:27:19 > 1:27:22well, you see,

1:27:22 > 1:27:23the truth is...

1:27:28 > 1:27:30..the truth is...

1:27:33 > 1:27:35..I lied!

1:27:39 > 1:27:41Bravo!

1:27:41 > 1:27:44THEY ALL LAUGH

1:27:46 > 1:27:48Father!

1:27:53 > 1:27:55THEY ALL LAUGH

1:28:01 > 1:28:03I need a drink.

1:28:03 > 1:28:04Me, too.

1:28:24 > 1:28:25If you don't make her an ideal husband,

1:28:25 > 1:28:27I'll cut you off with a shilling.

1:28:27 > 1:28:31An ideal husband, I don't think I should like that.

1:28:31 > 1:28:34What do you want him to be, then?

1:28:34 > 1:28:37He can be whatever he chooses.

1:28:37 > 1:28:39You don't deserve her, sir.

1:28:39 > 1:28:44If men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

1:28:44 > 1:28:48Your heart is quite heartless.

1:28:48 > 1:28:52Oh, I hope not, sir. I hope not.