0:00:02 > 0:00:05This film contains prolonged violent scenes, strong language,
0:00:05 > 0:00:07and scenes of a sexual nature.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- I'm ill. - We're moving house.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- We gotta fight. - Too early in the morning.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42All right.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Get out of it. Come on!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16< Come here, come here.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I'm fixing you up with a job.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27With your uncle.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Work now till you go back to college.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36If your face gets any longer here, you'll overbalance.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Or I'll commit suicide.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Kasa hoi? >
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Khariat hai naa?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49And Bilquis?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Good. >
0:03:51 > 0:03:54And Tania and the other girls?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I say...
0:04:00 > 0:04:06can't you give Omar some work in your garage for a few weeks?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Come on, Yaar. The bugger is your nephew!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13He's on dole. >
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Like everyone else in England.
0:04:16 > 0:04:23He sweeps the dust from one place to another. He squeezes shirts, and he heats soup!
0:04:23 > 0:04:28That hardly stretches him. Though his food stretches me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33I'll send him to college in the autumn. >
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Oh, one thing more. Fix him up with a nice girl.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41I'm not sure his penis is in full working order.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Yes, we've got one parking space. £25 a week. >
0:05:04 > 0:05:11This afternoon, we're offering a special on-the-premises, clean-the-car service.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13New thing.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18HEY!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Is that your car? >
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Why are you feeling it up? Come here! >
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And this bastard who almost beat you up is Salim.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I've heard great things about your father.
0:05:40 > 0:05:46I'd see him if I had the time.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46You're too busy keeping this country in the black.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Your papa got thrown out of that clerk's job I fixed up, huh?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Pissed, was he?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Can you wash a car?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Have you washed a car before?
0:05:58 > 0:06:03He can't pay much, but you'll be able to buy a decent shirt.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06And you won't be on a dole queue.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09And Mrs Thatcher will be happy with me.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15It's easy to wash a car.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18You just wet a rag and rub.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You know how to rub, don't you?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Do this one first - carefully.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28As if you were restoring a Renaissance painting.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's my car.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Hi, baby.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34My love.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02What do you think I am? Your trampoline?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Yes, yes, yes! Je t'aime, mon trampoline.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Speak my language, damn it!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I do nothing else, Nasser.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Do you think we'll ever part?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Not at the moment.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I'm serious.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Just keep moving. Oh, just there!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, I love you!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Christ, you move like a liner!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I love you, too. Can we go away?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Yes, I'm taking you.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Where?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Kempton Park, Saturday.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Can we take the boy? >
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I've got big plans for the boy. >
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Rachel's an old friend.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Hello.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57How's Auntie Bilquis?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57She's at home.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Papa sends his love. Uncle, if I picked Papa up...
0:07:59 > 0:08:05Have you ever been to a high-class place like this before?
0:08:05 > 0:08:12If I picked Papa up, Uncle...
0:08:07 > 0:08:12He's underprivileged.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12..and squeezed Papa out like that...
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I often imagine I'd get...
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Two fat slaps.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21..two bottles of vodka and a flap of skin. Like a French letter.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26What are you talking, madman? I love my brother like I love you.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28How can you love me?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Because you're such a prick.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- You can't be sure that I am! - Nasser.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34She's right.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Don't egg me on to laugh at you
0:08:37 > 0:08:40when I've brought you here to tell you one essential thing.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Move closer.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Get up!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51In this damn country which we hate and love...
0:08:51 > 0:08:53you can get anything you want.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's all available.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58That's why I believe in England.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03You have to know how to squeeze the tits of the system.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07He's saying he wants to help you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12What d'you want to do with me?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12What am I going to do with you?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Turn you into something damn good.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Your father can't do it, can he?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Here, you damn fool.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Take it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29You're like a son to me.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31To both of us.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47You like the work?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Come on, for Christ's sake.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Help me with my accounts.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Kiss Rachel.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41I said a kiss, not a shower!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I'll finish your paperwork tonight.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Such a good worker.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- I'm going to promote him.- What to?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Come to my house and I'll tell you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47How will he get there?
0:10:47 > 0:10:52I'll give him that car over there. The keys are in the office.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56I've a real challenge lined up for him.
0:11:30 > 0:11:36You must be getting married. Why else are you dressed like an undertaker?
0:11:36 > 0:11:41I'm going to Uncle's house. He's given me a car.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Brakes must be faulty.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Tell me one thing.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49There's something I don't get, though it must be my fault.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54How is it that scrubbing cars can make you look so ecstatic? >
0:11:54 > 0:11:57It gets me out of the house.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Don't get too involved with that crook.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03You've got to go to college.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27HE RINGS DOORBELL
0:12:29 > 0:12:31This is my nephew, Omar.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Auntie Fozia.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Auntie Fereda.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Auntie Salmar.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48And this is Cherry, Salim's wife.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54You remember our three naughty daughters.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59He has his family's cheekbones. I know all your family in Karachi.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04You've been there?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04You stupid! What a stupid.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06It's my home.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11How could anyone call this silly island of Europe their home?
0:13:11 > 0:13:18Every day in Karachi your other uncles and cousins are at our house for bridge, booze and VCR.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Cherry, my little nephew knows nothing of that life there.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25God, I'm sick of hearing about these in-betweens.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30People should make up their minds where they are.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Your uncle's next door.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Can you see me later? I'm so bored with these people.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Games room, OK?
0:14:00 > 0:14:06< I presumed my brother, the boy's papa, was out screwing some barmaid.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09< So when these tappings went on...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I got out of bed and went to the balcony.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17And there was my brother standing outside with some woman.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21LAUGHTER
0:14:18 > 0:14:21They were completely without clothes.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Blue with cold. Like two bars of soap.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31This I refer to as my brother's blue period.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34What happened to the woman?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34He married her!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Come along, come along.
0:14:43 > 0:14:49Your father is a good man.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49So this is Hussein's son.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49< The exact bastard.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54My blue brother was also a famous journalist in Bombay. And a great drinker.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58He was to the bottle what Louis Armstrong is to the trumpet.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02But you are to the bookies what Mother Teresa is to the children.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07Your brother was a clever one. You used to carry his typewriter.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Isn't he coming tonight?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Whatever happened to him? >
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Papa's lying down. >
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I meant his career. >
0:15:11 > 0:15:13That's lying down also. >
0:15:13 > 0:15:19What chance would an Englishman give a communist Pakistani? >
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Socialist!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Socialist.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29< What chance would an Englishman give a communist socialist?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33What chance the racist Englishman has given us... >
0:15:33 > 0:15:37that we haven't taken it from him with our hands? >
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Let's face it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45Zaki, you need a stiff drink for making that good point. >
0:15:45 > 0:15:47< Please, God!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I'm on the verge already.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Can I make you a drink?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55< Make him a man first.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Give him a drink, Zaki. I like him.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00He's our future.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's been years.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20You're looking really good now.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I think we understand each other, eh?
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Were they being cruel to you in their typical men's way?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38You don't mind?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I think I should harden myself.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Wow! What are you into?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Your father's done well.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Has he? >
0:17:02 > 0:17:04He adores you.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09I expect he wants you to take over the businesses.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12He wouldn't think of asking me.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17But he is too vicious to people in his work.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Does he want you to manage that shitty laundrette?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22What's wrong with it?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24And he has a mistress.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Rachel. Yes.
0:17:25 > 0:17:31I can tell from your face. Does he love her? Yes.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40Please, Tania, can you come and help me?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Families! I hate families.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Take care of him.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Goodnight, Uncle.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Take my advice. There's money in muck.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06What is it that the gora Englishman always needs?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Clean clothes!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Pick it up.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Drive us back, will you? Salim's not feeling very well.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Hello? Oh, what!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08'Ello, darlin'!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Fucking nice bit. What's this?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14ABUSIVE SHOUTS
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Get off the car, will you!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Get off the fucking car! >
0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's me!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I know who it is.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06How are you? All right? Working?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08What are you doing now?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11This kind of thing.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Omar, come back!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Are you a chauffeur?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18No. I'm onto something.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Oh?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25What?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I'll let you know.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Living at the same place?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30No, I don't get on with me mum and dad.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32You?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35My mother died last year.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Jumped onto the railway lines.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yeah, I heard.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46All the trains stopped.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'm still there.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Got me number?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Like me friends?
0:20:58 > 0:21:03Ring us, then.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I will.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Leave 'em there.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16We can do something now.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Just us.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Can't.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35TRAIN RATTLES BY
0:21:50 > 0:21:52What are you doing?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I want to pee.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Can't you wait for me to take you?
0:21:57 > 0:22:02My tool will drop off before you show up these days.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06You know who I met? Johnny. Johnny!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10The boy who came here dressed as a fascist?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12< He was a friend once.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14< For years.
0:22:17 > 0:22:24There were times when he didn't deserve your admiration so much.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I've known him since I was five!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29He went too far.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36They hate us in England.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41All you can do is to kiss their arses.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47And think of yourself as a little Britisher.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I'm being promoted.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55To Uncle's laundrette.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Illustrate your washing methods.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35It's nothing but a toilet and a youth club.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39A constant boil on my bum.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41How's your foot, then?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Oh, good.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Fancy coming for a walk? >
0:23:51 > 0:23:54< Where did you get those?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Church.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02You little...! That's how machines get buggered!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08< I'll come round, then, shall I? All right. See you in a minute.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Right, get started.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21There's the broom. Move it.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I don't only want to sweep up.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25What are you - Labour Party?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I want to be manager of this place. I think I can do it.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Please let me.
0:24:27 > 0:24:34I was thinking how to tell your father four punks drowned you in a washing machine.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Some water on the brain might clear your thoughts.
0:24:38 > 0:24:44OK, I'll charge you basic rent. Above that, you keep.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48< But you're everything to me.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50< Course I prefer you to Janice.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oi!
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Get up.
0:25:33 > 0:25:40Salim, I don't know how to make this place work. I think I've made a fool of myself.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Your uncle's given you a dead duck.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46That's why I've decided to help you financially.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Go to this address.
0:25:48 > 0:25:54Pick up some video cassettes and bring them straight back to my flat.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56That's all.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Salim!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Go and sit down.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42You OK? No problems?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42No.
0:26:47 > 0:26:55It's one of the best collections of modern Indian paintings, Omar. I patronise many painters.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Right.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17I won't be a minute. Make yourself comfortable.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22< Watch something if you like. You're one of us now, Omar.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Hello. Can I speak to Johnny, please?
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Right, well, do you know where he's staying?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Are you sure?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10No, I just wanted to help him.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14If you see him, ask him to ring Omo.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Is that the tape playing? What are you doing?
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Just watching something. >
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Not these. Who gave you permission to touch these?
0:28:31 > 0:28:34It's just a tape. What are you doing?
0:28:34 > 0:28:36What business, Salim?
0:28:43 > 0:28:48< Nasser tells me you're ambitious, but you failed your exams twice.
0:28:48 > 0:28:53< You've done nothing with the laundrette and now you're trying to screw me up.
0:28:53 > 0:28:57You'll become like those white arseholes who call us wog.
0:28:57 > 0:29:02The family, rich and powerful back home, is being let down by you.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Go on. Fuck off.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Seen Johnny?
0:29:24 > 0:29:28Piss off back to the jungle, wog boy.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43These people, they're too tough for you.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48I'll tell Nasser you're through with them.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Hello?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Why do that?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Useless fool!
0:30:01 > 0:30:03- PHONE RINGS - Aaargh!
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Hello.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Now, look!
0:30:05 > 0:30:07What?
0:30:06 > 0:30:07Bloody arse!
0:30:07 > 0:30:11What?
0:30:08 > 0:30:11You've amputated my entire fucking foot!
0:30:13 > 0:30:16What?
0:30:13 > 0:30:16I said you should've been a doctor!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Hello?
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Johnny!
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Yeah. See you then, Johnny boy.
0:30:23 > 0:30:28I'll throw you out of this flat if you ever bring that bum here!
0:30:39 > 0:30:42I'm dead impressed by all this.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47You were the one at school. The one they liked.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49All the Pakis liked me.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53I've been through all that, with my parents and that.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55And with people like you.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58But now I've got some big ideas.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02I need to raise money to make this place good.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04And I want you to help me with that.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07I want you to work here with me.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11What kind of work is it?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13A variety.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16Variety of menial things.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20Cleaning windows kind of thing?
0:31:19 > 0:31:20< Yeah, sure.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24And you can start by cleaning those bastards out.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Now? >
0:31:26 > 0:31:32< I want everything done now. That's the way to do anything big.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Christ!
0:32:07 > 0:32:11Omar, sorry what happened before. Too much to drink.
0:32:11 > 0:32:16Just go on another little errand for me. Same as before.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18For 50 quid.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20You little bastard.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27All right.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29MAN MUMBLES IN URDU
0:33:05 > 0:33:07# Da da da da da dah! #
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Come on!
0:33:11 > 0:33:17I've sussed Salim's game. This is gonna finance our future. Cut 'em out.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21You know where to sell this stuff, yeah? Don't you?
0:33:21 > 0:33:24I'm working for you now, not being a bad boy.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28This means more. Real work. Expansion.
0:33:29 > 0:33:34Salim will kill us.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34We'll re-sell it fast tonight.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38I couldn't be doing any of this without you.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Excuse me a moment.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18Let's have a private chat.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07You can go.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09You haven't paid me.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I'm not in the mood.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17Nothing happened to you on the way here?
0:35:17 > 0:35:19No.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Well...
0:35:22 > 0:35:26something may happen to you on the way back.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:35:51 > 0:35:53She's nice.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Tell me about the beach in Bombay, Uncle. >
0:36:54 > 0:37:00Or the house in Lahore where Auntie Nina put the garden hose in Father's bedroom window.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03And Papa's bed started to float.
0:37:06 > 0:37:07Papa.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14You look beautiful.
0:37:14 > 0:37:19What about my laundrette? Never mind the stories.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22What are you doing, boy?
0:37:20 > 0:37:22What am I doing?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25It'll be going into profit soon.
0:37:25 > 0:37:30Partly because I've hired a bloke of astounding competence
0:37:30 > 0:37:33and strength of body and mind.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Yasmin, fiddle with my toes.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45What bloke?
0:37:43 > 0:37:45He's called Johnny.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48How are you going to pay him?
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Adab arz hai, mian.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00Everything is good, good. Everything.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03Aap janta hai mai dil ka mareez hoo.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Speak in English for Omar.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06Doesn't he understand Urdu?
0:38:06 > 0:38:11Not only that, I've given him that pain-in-the-arse laundrette to run.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15But he has hired someone else to do the work.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20Typically English, if I can say that.
0:38:20 > 0:38:26Don't fuck your uncle's laundrette.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26Don't talk to him like that.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Why, is he royalty?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28No. I don't like it.
0:38:30 > 0:38:31She's a hot girl.
0:38:31 > 0:38:36In my opinion, much good can come of fucking.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40Your mouth has become very big lately.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41Well?
0:38:41 > 0:38:46All right, all right. Let's all take it easy.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52Who is it sitting in the drive? It's bothering me.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54Some friend of yours?
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Zaki, go and see who it is.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57It's only Johnny. >
0:38:57 > 0:39:00My friend. He works for me.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03No-one works without my permission.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Tania, bring him in.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22How much good would come of us fucking later tonight?
0:39:22 > 0:39:26You put up with them because there's so much you want.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30You're greedy, like my father.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30< He's a great man.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Johnny!
0:39:35 > 0:39:41Why did you leave him out here?
0:39:37 > 0:39:41He won't come in without being asked.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Unless he's doing a burglary.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45My father wants to see you.
0:39:45 > 0:39:50How's Salim today?
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Wearing too much perfume.
0:39:50 > 0:39:51Eyelash.
0:39:58 > 0:40:03< So I said, "In this street I am the law. I create the work."
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Tania.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12You like Tania?
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Oh, yeah.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12I'll see what I can do.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14< And now to business.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19I've been to see the laundrette. You boys will make a beautiful job of it.
0:40:19 > 0:40:25You need nothing more there. But in exchange I want you to do something.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28You look like a tough chap.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30I've got some bastard tenants
0:40:30 > 0:40:33in one of my houses that I cannot get rid of.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36No. I don't do nothing rough no more.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40I'm not looking for a mass murderer, you bloody fool!
0:40:40 > 0:40:45What does it involve, please?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Unscrewing.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Your favourite subject, Salim.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50For Christ's sake!
0:40:50 > 0:40:55What's this unscrewing?
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Getting into some family business.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59What else is there left for you in this country now?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01< Send him to the garage.
0:41:01 > 0:41:07And ask Tania to bring some champagne. We'll drink to Thatcher and your beautiful laundrette.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Do they go together?
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Like dal and chapattis.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12- To us!- Cheers!
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Timber's coming tomorrow morning. Getting it cheap.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28I've had a vision of how our place can be.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32People don't like laundrettes because they're like toilets.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36This could be a Ritz among laundrettes.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39A laundrette as big as the Ritz.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Oh, yes.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58< DISTURBANCE
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Pick it up!
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Leave it out!
0:42:12 > 0:42:17Why are you working for these people? Pakis!
0:42:17 > 0:42:19It's work, that's why.
0:42:19 > 0:42:25I want to do some work. Are you jealous?
0:42:23 > 0:42:25No, I'm angry, Johnny.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29I don't like to see one of our blokes grovelling to Pakis.
0:42:29 > 0:42:35They came over here to work for us. That's why we brought them over.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Don't cut yourself off from your own people.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53There's no-one else who really wants you.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Everyone has to belong.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06I can't ask you in.
0:43:07 > 0:43:13You better get back to your father.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13I didn't think you'd ever mention him.
0:43:13 > 0:43:18He helped me, didn't he, when I was at school?
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Yeah.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21And what did you do but hurt him?
0:43:24 > 0:43:26I want to forget all of them things.
0:45:36 > 0:45:41I passed by the laundrette. So you gave them money to do it up?
0:45:41 > 0:45:45Where did they get it from?
0:45:44 > 0:45:45Government grant.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49Omar's just like us. Pure bloody family.
0:45:49 > 0:45:53So, like you, God knows what he does for money.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Come on in.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02That joker's a bad influence on Omar.
0:46:02 > 0:46:06There's some things between them I'm looking into.
0:46:09 > 0:46:12So they let you out of prison? Too crowded?
0:46:12 > 0:46:14Unscrew.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Ghabrao mat, yar.
0:46:17 > 0:46:21Mai is harami ko sirf kaam de rahaa huun.
0:46:21 > 0:46:26Ye harami kyaa kaam karega?
0:46:23 > 0:46:26Arre, iske chutadon pe mai joota jo rakhunga.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29Arre, gandu, tumhara joota hii nikal jaayega.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29HE LAUGHS
0:46:53 > 0:46:58He's changed the lock. You'd better take off the whole door.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01He's only a poet with no money.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08I ain't hurting nobody, OK?
0:47:21 > 0:47:25That door you've just taken off - hang it back.
0:47:25 > 0:47:30I'm just a poor man. This is my room. Let's leave it that way!
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Thievin' Uncle Tom parasite!
0:47:38 > 0:47:40I will kill you!
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Throw that bugger out!
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Filthy imperialist swine!
0:48:01 > 0:48:04Enemy of the Third World!
0:48:04 > 0:48:08You and your kind, your days are numbered.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16Don't look good - Pakis doing this.
0:48:16 > 0:48:20Why not?
0:48:17 > 0:48:20What would your enemies say about this?
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Ain't exactly integration, is it?
0:48:22 > 0:48:27I'm a professional businessman, not a professional Pakistani.
0:48:27 > 0:48:32And there is no question of race in the new enterprise culture.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37I'll forward your mail.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50You like the room?
0:48:52 > 0:48:56Omar says you have nowhere to live. I won't charge.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Why not?
0:48:57 > 0:48:59You can unscrew.
0:48:59 > 0:49:04That's confirmed beautifully. But can you unblock?
0:49:05 > 0:49:09And can you keep this zoo under control?
0:49:29 > 0:49:33I wish Salim could see this.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Why?
0:49:33 > 0:49:38He's onto us. He's just biding his time, then he'll get us.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Moose, make yourself useful.
0:49:40 > 0:49:46If you don't pay the rent at Nasser's place you'll have to chuck yourself out of the window.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49Moose!
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Let's open. The whole world's waiting. >
0:50:11 > 0:50:15I've invited Nasser and Papa. >
0:50:15 > 0:50:20Papa hasn't been out for months. We can't move till he arrives. >
0:50:23 > 0:50:26What time did they say they'd be here?
0:50:25 > 0:50:26An hour ago.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28They ain't gonna come.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Follow me.
0:50:55 > 0:51:00Shall I open the champagne?
0:50:57 > 0:51:00Didn't I predict this?
0:50:58 > 0:51:00You did, man. You did.
0:51:00 > 0:51:03This whole area's begging for clean trousers.
0:51:03 > 0:51:07This place will be the jewel in the jacksie of South London.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Jesus Christ!
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Do you want to open the place up?
0:51:23 > 0:51:26Not till Papa comes, remember?
0:51:26 > 0:51:28< Your father?
0:51:28 > 0:51:30He went out of his way with you.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33And with all my friends. >
0:51:33 > 0:51:35He did, didn't he? >
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Omo, what you on about?
0:51:37 > 0:51:42About how years later he saw the same boys. And what were they doing?
0:51:42 > 0:51:45What?
0:51:44 > 0:51:45Marching.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Marching through Lewisham.
0:51:50 > 0:51:54It was bricks and bottles and Union Jacks.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56It was immigrants out - kill us.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58People we knew. >
0:52:01 > 0:52:06And it was you. He saw you marching and you saw him watching you. Don't deny it.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10We were there when you went past.
0:52:18 > 0:52:22Papa hated himself and he hated his job.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24He was afraid on the streets for me.
0:52:24 > 0:52:29So he took it out on her and she couldn't bear it.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Such failure.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Such emptiness.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Hurry up. We're waiting. >
0:53:23 > 0:53:28There ain't nothing I can say to make it up to you.
0:53:28 > 0:53:32There's only things I can do to show you that...
0:53:32 > 0:53:36that I am with you.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40Isn't it a beautiful thing they've done with it? And with music, too.
0:53:40 > 0:53:44It's like a wonderful ship. I'd no idea.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47He's a marvellous boy.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47You don't have to tell me.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51But I tell you everything five times.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51At least.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Am I a bad man?
0:53:53 > 0:53:56You are sometimes...careless.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58Yes.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01Dance with me.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05We are learning.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07But where are those two buggers?
0:54:16 > 0:54:20MUSIC: "Skaters' Waltz" by Strauss
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Of course,
0:54:26 > 0:54:29Johnny did all the physical work.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29You're fond of that boy.
0:54:29 > 0:54:32I wish I could help all the other deadbeats like him.
0:54:32 > 0:54:38You're tired of work.
0:54:34 > 0:54:38It's time I became a holy man.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38A sadhu of South London.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Yes.
0:54:40 > 0:54:43But first we must marry Omar off.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26- Shit!- Typical.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38What the hell are you doing? Sunbathing?
0:55:38 > 0:55:41Asleep, Uncle. We were shagged out.
0:55:41 > 0:55:44Where's Papa?
0:55:51 > 0:55:55Would you do us the honour, madam?
0:55:53 > 0:55:55Love to.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01OK.
0:56:02 > 0:56:06MUSIC: "Fanfare For The Common Man"
0:56:34 > 0:56:37We thought we'd do the bloody area a favour.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Lift up the place a bit.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46Hello. Welcome.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Enjoying your wash?
0:56:54 > 0:56:56Lovely.
0:56:57 > 0:57:04Laundrettes are impossible. I've got two laundrettes, two ulcers, plus piles.
0:57:08 > 0:57:11< What's your surname?
0:57:09 > 0:57:11Braithwaite.
0:57:11 > 0:57:14That's it. I know your mother.
0:57:26 > 0:57:32I thought Papa might just make it today, Uncle.
0:57:29 > 0:57:32He said he never visits laundrettes.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34Angela, be reasonable.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38You can always buy some new ones.
0:57:41 > 0:57:44< Oh, good, it's Tania.
0:57:43 > 0:57:44I've never met her.
0:57:44 > 0:57:47But she has a beautiful face.
0:57:51 > 0:57:54Who invited Tania?
0:57:54 > 0:57:56I did, Uncle. >
0:58:27 > 0:58:32Do you two know each other?
0:58:29 > 0:58:32At last. After so long in my family's life.
0:58:32 > 0:58:35Bring Tania over here.
0:58:35 > 0:58:37I do feel that I know you.
0:58:37 > 0:58:39But you don't.
0:58:39 > 0:58:40Marry her.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42What's wrong with her? >
0:58:42 > 0:58:46When I say marry her, you damn well do it.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48I don't mind my father having a mistress.
0:58:48 > 0:58:51Oh, good. I'm so grateful.
0:58:51 > 0:58:54I don't mind my father spending our money on you.
0:58:54 > 0:59:00Why don't you mind?
0:58:56 > 0:59:00Please be nice to her. Get the pressure off my head!
0:59:00 > 0:59:05Or my father being with you instead of with our mother. >
0:59:05 > 0:59:07Your penis works, doesn't it?
0:59:07 > 0:59:10I don't like women who live off men.
0:59:10 > 0:59:11Get going!
0:59:11 > 0:59:16That's a pretty disgusting, parasitical thing, isn't it?
0:59:20 > 0:59:25Tania, come and look at the spin-dryers. They're fluff drying.
0:59:26 > 0:59:29But tell me, who do you live off?
0:59:32 > 0:59:37And you must understand.. we're of different generations...
0:59:37 > 0:59:39different classes.
0:59:39 > 0:59:43Everything is waiting for you.
0:59:43 > 0:59:47The only thing that has ever waited for me...
0:59:47 > 0:59:50is your father.
0:59:56 > 0:59:58We'd better get going.
1:00:01 > 1:00:04No, I am not drunk, Angela.
1:00:04 > 1:00:06I'm not gonna see her again.
1:00:08 > 1:00:11I didn't ask her to come! >
1:00:11 > 1:00:15Rachel, I'll explain to you! >
1:00:13 > 1:00:15Why should I love you?
1:00:15 > 1:00:18Darling, listen!
1:00:19 > 1:00:21Please, listen to me.
1:00:21 > 1:00:23I didn't ask her to come.
1:00:23 > 1:00:25Then who did?
1:00:25 > 1:00:29The boys!
1:00:27 > 1:00:29That's what you say!
1:00:30 > 1:00:32- You made me look stupid. - Can we go to the club?
1:00:32 > 1:00:35No! We're not going anywhere.
1:00:35 > 1:00:37Darling, please!
1:00:42 > 1:00:44Rachel?
1:01:07 > 1:01:10Goodbye, Omar.
1:01:08 > 1:01:10Bye-bye.
1:01:15 > 1:01:17I want to leave home.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21I need to break away.
1:01:21 > 1:01:24You'll have to help me. Financially.
1:01:24 > 1:01:29As well as everything else, why don't you go to the Palace no more?
1:01:29 > 1:01:32Palace ain't my team. Millwall, me.
1:01:34 > 1:01:37I'm drunk.
1:01:37 > 1:01:40Will you marry me?
1:01:40 > 1:01:44I bet you don't even support England any more.
1:01:44 > 1:01:47Palace give you a trial.
1:01:45 > 1:01:47Yeah.
1:01:47 > 1:01:50Told me mum Palace wanted me for a sweeper.
1:01:50 > 1:01:52She said she reckoned that was about my level.
1:01:52 > 1:01:55If you can get me some money.
1:01:58 > 1:02:00Omo's getting married.
1:02:08 > 1:02:10You owe me an awful lot of money. >
1:02:10 > 1:02:14The beard, remember?
1:02:14 > 1:02:18Good, you remember. I'd better have my money back.
1:02:18 > 1:02:22Haven't got money like that now.
1:02:19 > 1:02:22It's all in the laundrette?
1:02:26 > 1:02:30Then I'd better have a down-payment. About half.
1:02:30 > 1:02:33By the time Nasser has his annual party.
1:02:33 > 1:02:37Or I'll instruct him to get rid of the laundrette.
1:02:54 > 1:02:57It took you a while to get onto us.
1:02:57 > 1:03:01Wanted to see what you'd do. How's your papa?
1:03:01 > 1:03:05So many books written and read. Politicians sought him out.
1:03:05 > 1:03:11Bhutto was his close friend. But we're nothing in England without money.
1:03:19 > 1:03:21< I told you already.
1:03:24 > 1:03:26< Come on, Angela.
1:03:27 > 1:03:29< That's stupid.
1:03:32 > 1:03:34< No, of course I won't.
1:03:37 > 1:03:39< Who told you that?
1:03:41 > 1:03:43Johnny!
1:03:43 > 1:03:45JOHNNY!
1:03:49 > 1:03:51MUSIC THUMPS LOUDLY
1:04:13 > 1:04:17Didn't I tell you? Didn't I tell you about the noise last night?
1:04:30 > 1:04:34Where did you go? You just disappeared.
1:04:34 > 1:04:36I went drinking.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38With me old mates.
1:04:38 > 1:04:44It ain't illegal.
1:04:39 > 1:04:44Laundrettes are a big commitment. Why aren't you at work?
1:04:44 > 1:04:48You'll be locking the place up soon...
1:04:48 > 1:04:54and coming to bed.
1:04:49 > 1:04:54No, it never closes. That way we begin to make money.
1:04:54 > 1:05:00You're getting greedy. >
1:04:55 > 1:05:00I want big money. I'm not gonna be beat down by this country.
1:05:00 > 1:05:04At school you and your friends kicked me around and what are you doing now?
1:05:04 > 1:05:07Washing my floor. That's how I like it.
1:05:07 > 1:05:09< Now get to work.
1:05:11 > 1:05:14Get to work or else you're fired.
1:05:23 > 1:05:25What about you? >
1:05:25 > 1:05:28I don't want to see you for a while.
1:05:28 > 1:05:32I got some big thinking to do.
1:05:37 > 1:05:39But today...
1:05:40 > 1:05:43It's been the best day.
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Yeah.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47Almost the best day.
1:06:14 > 1:06:15MUSIC STOPS
1:06:22 > 1:06:24THEY SHOUT ABUSE
1:06:36 > 1:06:40MUSIC: "One Fine Day" from Madame Butterfly
1:06:56 > 1:06:58MUSIC STOPS
1:07:09 > 1:07:15I recognise you, at least.
1:07:12 > 1:07:15We was expecting you today.
1:07:14 > 1:07:15Well?
1:07:15 > 1:07:17I've come.
1:07:17 > 1:07:21The invitation was for 3 o'clock, Mr Ali.
1:07:21 > 1:07:23It's only ten past now.
1:07:24 > 1:07:27You know...
1:07:27 > 1:07:31I thought I'd come to the wrong place,
1:07:31 > 1:07:36that I'd suddenly found myself in a ladies' hairdressing salon in Pinner.
1:07:36 > 1:07:39Where one might get a pink rinse.
1:07:40 > 1:07:45Do you do a good pink rinse, Johnny?
1:07:47 > 1:07:50Or are you still a fascist?
1:07:55 > 1:08:01You used to give us a lot of good advice, sir. When I was little.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01When you were little!
1:08:01 > 1:08:02What's it made of you?
1:08:02 > 1:08:06Are you a politician? >
1:08:06 > 1:08:07Journalist? >
1:08:07 > 1:08:09Trade unionist? >
1:08:09 > 1:08:12No.
1:08:12 > 1:08:15You are an underpants cleaner.
1:08:18 > 1:08:19Oh, dear. >
1:08:19 > 1:08:24The working class are such a great disappointment to me.
1:08:24 > 1:08:26< I ain't made much of myself.
1:08:28 > 1:08:34You'd better get on and do something.
1:08:50 > 1:08:52Help me.
1:08:55 > 1:08:58I don't want my son in this...
1:08:58 > 1:09:01underpants cleaning condition.
1:09:03 > 1:09:05I want him...
1:09:05 > 1:09:07reading in college.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10You tell him.
1:09:10 > 1:09:12You go to college.
1:09:12 > 1:09:18He must have knowledge. We all must now.
1:09:19 > 1:09:25If we're to see clearly what is being done and to whom in this country.
1:09:28 > 1:09:29Right?
1:09:29 > 1:09:33It depends on what he wants.
1:09:31 > 1:09:33No!
1:09:35 > 1:09:37You use your influence.
1:09:41 > 1:09:44Not a bad dump you've got here.
1:10:25 > 1:10:30What you make me come all this way for?
1:10:30 > 1:10:35Us taraf hai, dekh na zara.
1:10:32 > 1:10:35What's going on?
1:10:33 > 1:10:35It's heavy, man.
1:10:35 > 1:10:41Bilquis is making magic potions from leaves, bird beaks and stuff.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43< She's putting them on Rachel.
1:10:43 > 1:10:45< Is it working?
1:10:45 > 1:10:50< The furniture's shaking. Her trousers are walking by themselves.
1:10:50 > 1:10:53< Rachel's come out in a rash.
1:10:53 > 1:10:56Nasser's all over the place.
1:10:59 > 1:11:01I'm out.
1:11:05 > 1:11:11Salim's got to have money. Soon. A lot of money. He's threatened me.
1:11:21 > 1:11:23This city's chock-full of money.
1:11:23 > 1:11:27When I used to want money...
1:11:24 > 1:11:27You'd steal it.
1:11:25 > 1:11:27Yeah.
1:11:28 > 1:11:32Decide now if you want it to be like that again.
1:11:38 > 1:11:41Tania's writing to her sister for her.
1:11:41 > 1:11:48Bilquis is thinking of returning to Pakistan after she's hospitalised Rachel with that potion.
1:11:48 > 1:11:53Nasser's on a marathon sulk. He's going for the world record.
1:11:53 > 1:11:56We'll just have to do a job to get the money.
1:11:56 > 1:12:01I don't want you going back to all that.
1:11:58 > 1:12:01Just to get us through, Omo.
1:12:02 > 1:12:03If we're gonna go on.
1:12:03 > 1:12:07You want that, don't you?
1:12:05 > 1:12:07Yeah. I want you.
1:12:10 > 1:12:14What's she doing with that mouse?
1:12:12 > 1:12:14< SHOUTING
1:12:18 > 1:12:20THEY ARGUE IN URDU
1:12:53 > 1:12:57Does your uncle reckon he's some kind of Gatsby geezer?
1:12:57 > 1:13:00Maybe this just ain't my world.
1:13:00 > 1:13:02Still getting married?
1:13:01 > 1:13:02Can't get out of it.
1:13:02 > 1:13:05If you wriggle fast enough you can.
1:13:46 > 1:13:52Now Cherry's pregnant, I will buy a house. I'm going to have many children.
1:14:00 > 1:14:02Zaki, here is Omar.
1:14:02 > 1:14:08Talk to him about your laundrette. He and Johnny will run it.
1:14:06 > 1:14:08Omar, my boy!
1:14:08 > 1:14:11I got these two damn laundrettes in your area.
1:14:11 > 1:14:14I need big advice on them.
1:14:12 > 1:14:14I won't advise you.
1:14:14 > 1:14:22If the laundrettes are giving you trouble, I'll pay you rent for them plus a percentage of the profits.
1:14:22 > 1:14:26Please can you take charge of the music?
1:15:25 > 1:15:27I've got it.
1:15:28 > 1:15:30The instalment.
1:15:30 > 1:15:32It's hefty, Salim.
1:15:42 > 1:15:45Don't ever offer me money.
1:15:45 > 1:15:51It was an educational test I put on you to make you see you did a wrong thing.
1:15:55 > 1:15:59Don't bite the family hand when you can eat out of it.
1:15:59 > 1:16:02If you need money, just ask me.
1:16:02 > 1:16:07Years ago your uncles lifted me up and I will do the same thing.
1:16:09 > 1:16:10Tania!
1:16:20 > 1:16:22All right. He's no-one!
1:16:23 > 1:16:25Bitch! What's going on here?
1:16:25 > 1:16:28Can't you control your people?
1:16:26 > 1:16:28What do you mean?
1:16:28 > 1:16:31Kabu mein nahi rakh sakte?
1:16:29 > 1:16:31Kabu mein kisko rakhun?
1:16:31 > 1:16:34You gambled your money down the toilet.
1:16:34 > 1:16:39That smooth suppository owns us. Our education, your businesses, Rachel's stockings. It's his.
1:16:39 > 1:16:43I thought you were getting married.
1:16:41 > 1:16:43Yes, any day now.
1:16:41 > 1:16:43I'd rather drink my own urine.
1:16:43 > 1:16:47I hear it's quite tasty with a slice of lemon.
1:16:45 > 1:16:47You, get out of my sight!
1:16:47 > 1:16:50I'm going further than that.
1:16:55 > 1:16:58Let's get out of here.
1:16:56 > 1:16:58Take me.
1:16:58 > 1:16:59Salim'll give us a lift.
1:16:59 > 1:17:04What?
1:17:00 > 1:17:04I need him for something I've got in mind.
1:17:06 > 1:17:11I want to take over both of Zaki's laundrettes. He's got no idea.
1:17:11 > 1:17:15None.
1:17:12 > 1:17:15Do 'em up - with this money.
1:17:15 > 1:17:17Oh, yeah?
1:17:17 > 1:17:18Is it enough?
1:17:18 > 1:17:22I thought you'd come in with me. Financially.
1:17:22 > 1:17:25Yeah. I could do with some straight outlets.
1:17:25 > 1:17:28You're a smart bastard.
1:17:33 > 1:17:36Look at them. What a waste of life.
1:17:36 > 1:17:42< They're filthy and ignorant. They don't respect people. Especially our people, Omar.
1:17:42 > 1:17:46What this scum needs is a taste of their own piss.
1:18:17 > 1:18:21Right, I think I can do something with this.
1:18:21 > 1:18:23Me and my partner.
1:18:23 > 1:18:25Take it.
1:18:25 > 1:18:28I trust you and your family.
1:18:33 > 1:18:35Salim?
1:18:39 > 1:18:41I'd happily put money into it, Omar.
1:18:43 > 1:18:45Right.
1:18:47 > 1:18:49Wait a minute.
1:18:52 > 1:18:56Want to come in and look at this place?
1:18:56 > 1:18:59Think we could do something with it?
1:18:59 > 1:19:02Can't tell without seeing it.
1:19:00 > 1:19:02Come on, then.
1:19:02 > 1:19:06Not if that scum Salim's there.
1:20:25 > 1:20:26I'm going.
1:20:26 > 1:20:28Where?
1:20:28 > 1:20:32Away.
1:20:30 > 1:20:32BALL HITS WINDOW
1:20:34 > 1:20:36< HE BANGS ON WINDOW
1:20:43 > 1:20:44< I'm going.
1:20:44 > 1:20:47You can come.
1:20:47 > 1:20:50No good jobs like this around.
1:20:50 > 1:20:54Omar just runs you around everywhere...like a servant.
1:20:54 > 1:20:58I'll stay here with me friend.
1:20:58 > 1:21:00And fight it out.
1:21:00 > 1:21:01My family...
1:21:01 > 1:21:03Salim and all...
1:21:03 > 1:21:07..they'll swallow you up like a little kebab.
1:21:09 > 1:21:11I couldn't leave him.
1:21:11 > 1:21:14Not now.
1:21:14 > 1:21:17Don't ask me to.
1:21:21 > 1:21:23You ever touched him?
1:22:31 > 1:22:35< So today is the saddest day for us, Nasser.
1:22:35 > 1:22:37< I've thought...
1:22:37 > 1:22:41I'm taking you too much away from your family.
1:22:41 > 1:22:43Love...
1:22:43 > 1:22:45money...
1:22:45 > 1:22:47you.
1:22:47 > 1:22:51It's not possible to enjoy being hated so much.
1:22:53 > 1:22:56Your wife is a brilliant woman.
1:22:57 > 1:22:59< Oh, my God.
1:22:59 > 1:23:04And what's worse, my furniture keeps moving about the room.
1:23:04 > 1:23:08The council's been around.
1:23:08 > 1:23:10But we've had a time.
1:23:10 > 1:23:13A short time.
1:23:13 > 1:23:15A nice time.
1:23:36 > 1:23:38I want to talk to Omo.
1:23:38 > 1:23:41About business.
1:23:41 > 1:23:43Dunno where he is.
1:23:44 > 1:23:46Is it worth waiting?
1:23:46 > 1:23:51In my experience, it's always worth waiting for Omo.
1:24:24 > 1:24:26Nayar?
1:24:48 > 1:24:50Nasser!
1:25:34 > 1:25:36< Paki!
1:25:46 > 1:25:50This damn country has done us in.
1:25:53 > 1:25:56That's why I'm like this.
1:25:56 > 1:25:58We should be there.
1:25:58 > 1:26:01Home.
1:26:04 > 1:26:08But that country's been sodomised by religion.
1:26:08 > 1:26:12It's beginning to interfere with the making of money.
1:26:12 > 1:26:15Compared with everywhere...
1:26:15 > 1:26:17it's a little heaven here.
1:26:25 > 1:26:30You are planning an armada of laundrettes?
1:26:27 > 1:26:30What about dry cleaners?
1:26:30 > 1:26:31They're the past.
1:26:31 > 1:26:34But then, they are the present also.
1:26:34 > 1:26:37Mostly they're the past.
1:26:45 > 1:26:47He'll die! >
1:26:54 > 1:26:56Salim, get out of here!
1:27:12 > 1:27:14Listen to me, Genghis!
1:27:14 > 1:27:17I don't want to fight.
1:27:15 > 1:27:17Tough!
1:27:28 > 1:27:31That's enough, Genghis.
1:27:31 > 1:27:33That's enough, man.
1:27:42 > 1:27:44Why are you so unhappy?
1:27:53 > 1:27:55Rachel's left me.
1:27:55 > 1:27:59And I don't know what I'm going to do.
1:28:15 > 1:28:18SIRENS WAIL
1:28:29 > 1:28:31You fucking bastards!
1:28:49 > 1:28:51You still look after me.
1:28:51 > 1:28:53But I'm finished.
1:28:53 > 1:28:56Only Omar matters.
1:28:56 > 1:29:02I'll make sure he's fixed up with a good business future.
1:29:00 > 1:29:02And marriage?
1:29:02 > 1:29:04I'm working on it.
1:29:04 > 1:29:06Is Tania a possibility?
1:29:12 > 1:29:13Tania? >
1:29:14 > 1:29:16TANIA! >
1:29:16 > 1:29:19WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?
1:29:44 > 1:29:47Eh?
1:29:45 > 1:29:47What?
1:29:47 > 1:29:49I think I'd better go.
1:29:49 > 1:29:56I think I had, yeah.
1:29:51 > 1:29:56You were always going at school. Always running about.
1:29:56 > 1:29:59Christ, your hand is bad!
1:29:59 > 1:30:05I couldn't pin you down then.
1:30:02 > 1:30:05Now I'm going again. Give us me hand back.
1:30:05 > 1:30:06You're dirty.
1:30:06 > 1:30:09You're beautiful.
1:30:07 > 1:30:09Don't keep touching me!