Albert Nobbs

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0:00:03 > 0:00:10Contains some strong language.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13A MATCH IS STRUCK

0:00:39 > 0:00:41BELL RINGS

0:00:46 > 0:00:48DOOR CREAKS OPEN

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Evening, Mr Nobbs. - Miss Dawes.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Good evening, Albert. - Mrs Baker, ma'am.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10All right, girls,

0:01:10 > 0:01:12no finger marks on the knife blades, please.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23BELL RINGS

0:01:25 > 0:01:29What? Well, Helen Dawes, what are you grinning about?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Nothing, Mrs Baker. Sorry, Mrs Baker.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Good evening, Mr and Mrs Moore. Your table awaits.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Thank you.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03What sweet roses, Nobbs. You always remember.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Madam.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Milady. - Good evening, Mrs Baker.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17MRS MOORE: Such a kind little man.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Who? - Nobbs.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, right.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- You look gorgeous.- Thank you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26What do you say, the lamb or the beef?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Do you think we'll be able to tell the difference?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Good evening.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Dr Holloran.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Follow me.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44There now.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Thank you.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Have the lamb, Dr Holloran. It will melt in your mouth.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53The lamb it shall be, Duchess.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Sean, Dr Holloran will take the lamb.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Yes, ma'am.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Will you have the soup? - I won't, thank you.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Sean.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- There's a stain on your tie. - Ma'am?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Have a care, Sean.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Last week it was the jacket, tonight the tie.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry. - Remember, there are hundreds,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16hundreds of young men walking the streets of Dublin

0:03:16 > 0:03:18looking for work.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Young men, Sean.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Good man, Nobbs.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Oh! Monsieur et Madame!- Madame.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30MONSIEUR PIGOT SPEAKS FRENCH

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Toute suite, monsieur. Patrick!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35PEOPLE SPEAKING LOUDLY AND LAUGHING

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- My lordship. - Mrs Baker.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Terribly sorry. I know. We're late,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53but could you forgive us just this once?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- We're simply famished. - Of course.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Aubrey insisted we walk all the way from Ballsbridge.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Well, milady, there's nothing like a brisk walk

0:04:00 > 0:04:01for giving a body an appetite.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Come along now, your table is set and waiting.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Tell me, how is your mother, dear Lady Yarrell?

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Tip-top, Mrs B, tip-top.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I certainly hope she will come and visit us soon.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14She'd be delighted, I'm sure.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15So sorry, dear lady.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18No bother at all, Mr Smythe-Willard.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- To be sure. - LAUGHTER

0:04:21 > 0:04:24My friends, we do apologise.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Now, drinks.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Albert.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45PEOPLE SPEAKING LOUDLY AND LAUGHING

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Bunny, you're a featherbrain.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56No, he's not, he's brilliant.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Do your Clara Westfield.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Dudley, Dudley, call the brigade!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05My hair's on fire! My hair's on fire!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13A long old day, Mr Nobbs.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well...

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I wouldn't say no to a nightcap now, sure I wouldn't.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Only I haven't a drop left, meself.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Good night, Mr Casey.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Mr Nobbs.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43DOOR LOCKS

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Half a crown from Mrs Moore,

0:05:55 > 0:05:57sixpence from the doctor,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59tuppence...

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Monsieur Pigot.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Thruppence, Mrs Cavendish, when I brought her stationery.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Another thruppence from what's-his-name,

0:06:06 > 0:06:07the Viscount's friend.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Tenner from the Viscount and another from his missus.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Two-and-six, and six and two is eight, and three is eleven,

0:06:20 > 0:06:22three is one-and-two, six is one-and-eight,

0:06:22 > 0:06:25six is two-and-two, that's...

0:06:27 > 0:06:31four shillings, eight pence.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Ah, Mr Gilligan, Madam, so good to have had you with us again.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- I hope your stay was satisfactory? - Yes. Perfectly fine. Thank you.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- For God's sake, man! - I'm sorry, sir!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Look what you've done. You've ruined my boots, defaced my luggage.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I've never seen such blatant incompetence.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Are you all right, my dear?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Does that look all right to you?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Where's the manager? Where's that fool Sweeney?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55I'm very sorry, sir.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yes, yes, everyone's sorry! It's outrageous ineptitude.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Clean up the mess you've made of my boots.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I won't patronise this establishment again

0:08:08 > 0:08:11and I will urge my friends and acquaintances to do the same,

0:08:11 > 0:08:13if you keep this man in your employ.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Yes, Mr Gilligan, sir.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27- Dismiss him immediately. - Sir, I was...

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Now! - Yes, sir.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Fine.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Give us the marmalade there, Mr Donaghue.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- It's the marmalade. - The MARMALADE, Patrick.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Will you pass the marmalade to Mr Casey?

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Always on Tuesdays, if I recall correctly.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Thank you, Mr Nobbs.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- God, but isn't he a smasher? - Who?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06What's-his-name, the Viscount.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Not to mention rich. - Young and handsome,

0:09:09 > 0:09:12with money and land. That's the kind of man I want.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I'll wear my new blouse tonight and give him an eyeful.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18WOMEN CHUCKLING

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Would you care for a tasty breast of duck, my lord?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Pink and succulent,

0:09:24 > 0:09:26just the way you like it.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29LAUGHTER

0:09:29 > 0:09:31That's right, lower yourself.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34The likes of him will only take advantage of a girl

0:09:34 > 0:09:35and then leave her high and dry.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38High, maybe, but I wouldn't say dry.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Now, girls, stop this tittle-tattling

0:09:40 > 0:09:42and just get on with your breakfast, please.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44It's no trouble at all, mind you.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- DR HOLLORAN: Morning, all. - MARY: Good morning.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Somebody didn't bring me my wake-up cuppa.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Oh.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'll have to lodge a complaint with Mrs Baker.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Morning, Nobbs.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Doctor.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Did you know we have a lord and lady staying?- Is that so?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11What do you think, any chance?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I'm sorry, there's nothing here.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14I was two years in the Ardlane.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Maybe you should have stayed there.- Well, is there any...?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45BELL JINGLES

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Good morning, Nobbs. - Hello, Nobbs.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Mistress Milly. Master George.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01MILLY GIGGLES

0:11:03 > 0:11:04BOTH GIGGLING

0:11:06 > 0:11:08VISCOUNT YARRELL SIGHS

0:11:19 > 0:11:21HE GARGLES

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Bunny, breakfast.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Shall we wake the girls?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40WOMAN CHATTERING

0:11:43 > 0:11:45That hat's very important. Be careful with that.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Katie, get those sheets nice and clean, good girl.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Hey, are you the fella about the boiler for us?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56I'm a boiler man.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Well, you certainly took your sweet time getting here.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Mrs Baker is waiting inside. Come on inside. Follow me.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Mrs Baker, ma'am.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Albert, Mr Hubert Page is working in the morning

0:12:17 > 0:12:19and he's come over and asked us for a bed

0:12:19 > 0:12:22so I've told him he can muddle in with you for one night.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27With... With me, ma'am?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Yes, Mr Nobbs. With you.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- But... - What?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34What are you trying to say?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38My bed is full of lumps.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Full of lumps?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Your bed was re-picked and buttoned just six months ago.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- What are you talking about? - So it was, ma'am, so it was.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50But you see, I'm a very light sleeper,

0:12:50 > 0:12:52and me being sleepless might keep Mr Page awake.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I'm thinking he might be better off on the sofa in the coffee room.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58On the sofa in a coffee room?!

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I don't wish to be an inconvenience. It's a fine night.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02I'll keep meself warm with a sharp walk.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05You'll do nothing of the kind, Mr Page.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Of course, Mrs Baker.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12If Mr Page is pleased to share my bed,

0:13:12 > 0:13:14he's welcome, I'm sure.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I should think so, indeed.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Right. That's settled then.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Mrs Baker, ma'am, the man about the boiler has just arrived.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Have you a letter from Holmans?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Holmans?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29The plumbers? No.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31I thought you said he was from Holmans?

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Um, yes, I... Didn't they give you...

0:13:32 > 0:13:34No, indeed. I said nothing about Holmans.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- I thought you said they gave you... - I said I know about boilers.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40And do you... know about boilers?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41I do, ma'am.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I'm an apprentice boiler man.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Well.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Since you're here, you might as well come

0:13:50 > 0:13:53and have a look at the blessed thing.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Thank you, Polly.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Thanks, ma'am.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:14:04 > 0:14:07There, now. It's the bane of our lives.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I'm depending on you to put some manners on it.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12We've our costume ball tomorrow

0:14:12 > 0:14:16and it's of the utmost importance that it's in full working order.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22I'll do me best, ma'am.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Right then.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Good night, Mr Mackins.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34CLOCK TICK-TOCK

0:14:34 > 0:14:35CLOCK CHIMES

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Dang.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45HUBERT COUGHS

0:15:55 > 0:15:57FLOORBOARDS CREAK

0:16:22 > 0:16:24HUBERT SIGHS

0:17:11 > 0:17:12HUBERT: Jesus.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18You're a woman.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21You won't tell on me, will you, Mr Page?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I'm on my knees. - Stop that! Get up!

0:17:25 > 0:17:26I beg you.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29You won't tell on me, Mr Page.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Stop a poor woman from making a living.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33It would be the end of me!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35I don't want to finish up in the poorhouse!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Stop blubbering. - No, no, no!

0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Get up off the floor! - No! Don't!

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Get a hold of yourself! You'll wake the entire fucking hotel!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43You won't tell on me? Now, stop with your noise!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45POUNDING ON WALL

0:17:51 > 0:17:53What were you doing jumping around like that for anyway?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57It was... It was a flea.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm a martyr to fleas.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04You must have brought one in with you.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- SHE WHIMPERS - I'll be covered in blotches in the morning!

0:18:09 > 0:18:12All right, all right.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Just get a hold of yourself.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29METALLIC RUMBLING

0:18:40 > 0:18:42So why are you dressed like a fella?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46No-one would have suspected me till the day of my death,

0:18:46 > 0:18:49if it hadn't been for the flea you brought in.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54So...

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Mr Nobbs.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02What do you suggest we do now

0:19:02 > 0:19:05as far as the sleeping arrangements are concerned?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Any ideas?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Ah, go on, you take the bed.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'll go downstairs and find me a sofa or something.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- No. - So what then?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Mrs Baker will have my hide if she finds out you didn't sleep here.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- You'll take the bed. - And where will you sleep?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Here. I don't mind.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Don't be pathetic. - No, please.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30I know her.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Just promise you won't tell.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Jesus.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- All right. - You promise?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45You won't tell?

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Yes, I will promise anything. I just need to get some sleep.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Here.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Might as well make yourself comfortable.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55And that.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58HE GROANS

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I didn't ask to share your bloody bed.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, should have gone for a walk.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22METAL SCRAPING

0:20:27 > 0:20:30BOILER GROANING

0:20:33 > 0:20:36STEAM HISSING

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Bloody hell.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02SHE MOANS

0:21:07 > 0:21:09BELL JINGLING

0:21:13 > 0:21:15JINGLING CONTINUES

0:21:17 > 0:21:18DOOR SHUTS

0:21:18 > 0:21:21DEPARTING FOOTSTEPS

0:21:36 > 0:21:39BELL JINGLES

0:21:41 > 0:21:43An hour late.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- BELLS JINGLING - Has nine rung their bell yet?

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Yeah, a while ago.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Good morning, Mr Nobbs.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52How was your new bedfellow?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I couldn't sleep. Now I'm late.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Well, I wouldn't worry with that about being late for one morning.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Good morning, Mr Nobbs.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Good morning, Mr... - Page. Hubert Page.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Charmed to meet ya.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06- He's a shy one, our Mr Nobbs. - Oh, I know.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07I'll bring the children's.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Mr Nobbs?

0:22:28 > 0:22:33Mrs Moore. She prefers roses. Lilies make her sneeze.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Oh, I see.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Yes, well.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40I heard yourself and Mr Page chattering away into the small hours.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42He's a fine man, he is.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Who?

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Mr Page. Is he married?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51We didn't discuss that sort of thing.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Then what did we discuss?

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Horses.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Yes, backing horses.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10Mr Page is a great one for racing and so on.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14For horses.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21THEY GIGGLE

0:23:30 > 0:23:32A... A cup of tea, Mr Page?

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Do you know, Mr Nobbs, I believe this house runs on tea.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I must have been offered, oh, three or four cups of it already this morning.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Well, I wanted to...

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Will I take something in to Mr Page?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, yes, good girl. He wants to work through and finish early.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10I declare, the smell of paint from that laundry room is making me feel sick.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Oh, is it the morning sickness, is it?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14LAUGHTER

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You just think you are the funniest thing on earth, Helen Dawes.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18DOOR OPENS

0:24:18 > 0:24:22So, everyone, this is Mr Joe Mackins.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25He's worked all night long and, believe it or not,

0:24:25 > 0:24:27he has tamed that boiler of ours.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Oh, thank God for that.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Now, I've been thinking that we need a strong man about the house,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35So I've asked Mr Mackins to stay on.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Mr Nobbs. - Ma'am.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39After Mr Mackins has had something to eat,

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- would you show him to the yard room.- Yes, ma'am.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Welcome to Morrison's, Mr Mackins.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Mrs Baker is talking about a party tomorrow.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06It's our fancy-dress ball. We have it every year.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08We don't dress up. It's only for the guests.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- That's a shame. - Where are you from, then?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Where are you from? - Can you not tell?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Cork? - Cork!

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Are you mad, are you?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I'm from Galway, of course.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I declare to me granny, if you can't tell the difference...

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Cork, Galway, it's all the same to a Dublin man.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Oh, a Jackeen, are you? Never would have known.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Born and bred in Sheriff Street, where no sheriff was ever known to venture.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37NOBBS CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:25:41 > 0:25:43What delicacy have you got for me this time, Mr Nobbs?

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Don't worry.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Your secret's safe with me.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51It's just...

0:25:51 > 0:25:54It's just I'm afraid,

0:25:54 > 0:25:56you see, in case Mrs Baker...

0:26:06 > 0:26:08SHE GASPS

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Oh.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19SHE GASPS

0:26:30 > 0:26:33DOOR OPENS, CLOSES

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Mr Nobbs.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- You're back. - Tea time.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Not more tea.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Do you want to hear my story?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13It's not much to tell.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17I was married, to a house-painter, as it happens,

0:27:17 > 0:27:19a drunk and a bully.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23One night he came home scuttered, gave me the usual hiding.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Only this time he rounded it off with an almighty kick.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30And that was the end of that.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- What did you do? - WOMEN CHATTERING

0:27:42 > 0:27:45I took his things, and I left.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47This is his work coat,

0:27:47 > 0:27:50I kept it, all these years, to remember him by, the feckin' waster.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54So you're still married.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56I am. APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Her name's Cathleen.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07POLLY: Girls, it's time to start the dinner.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Hubert Page, have you dealt with that damp patch yet?

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Ah, you're a terrible slave driver, Mrs Donaghue, so you are.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14- And you're just a big ladies' man. - HE CHUCKLES

0:28:14 > 0:28:16POLLY CHATTERING TO HERSELF

0:28:24 > 0:28:25So...

0:28:25 > 0:28:29you married a woman?

0:28:29 > 0:28:31I met a girl as lonely as myself.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36We fixed up to get a place, sharing the rent and all that.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38She had her dressmaking,

0:28:38 > 0:28:41I had me work.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44But people began to talk, so we got married.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48- But... - What's your name?

0:28:49 > 0:28:50Albert.

0:28:50 > 0:28:51Your real name.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55Albert.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06Listen, Mr Page, I hear tell you're a betting man.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Have you a tip for Leopardstown tomorrow?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11I'm in need of a winner.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15I lost me shirt on Lightning Lad in the Gold Cup.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Lightning, my arse.

0:29:18 > 0:29:22You did a grand job, Mr Page. Very salubrious.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Thank you, ma'am.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27If only I could afford to have the whole place done.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Could you possibly tell me in your expert opinion,

0:29:29 > 0:29:31how much do you think it would cost?

0:29:31 > 0:29:33- What, to paint the whole interior? - Indeed.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Oh, well now... Uh... let me think.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Um... Well, there's all this out here.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44And the coffee room.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52- Is that the dining room? - Yes.

0:29:52 > 0:29:53- And how many guest floors? - Two.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Two.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Well, it's only an estimate, but...

0:29:58 > 0:30:01I'd say it couldn't be done for under £200.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03200?! Oh, my!

0:30:04 > 0:30:09Aren't I the dreamer. I... I can't even afford a new boiler.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11- Good night, Mr Page. - Good night, ma'am.

0:30:12 > 0:30:16I'll dream of more salubrious rooms.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Jesus.

0:30:22 > 0:30:23HE GASPS

0:30:23 > 0:30:25- Mr Page. - God almigh...

0:30:25 > 0:30:27You scared the bejesus out of me.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30- How did you manage it? - What?

0:30:30 > 0:30:31To marry?

0:30:32 > 0:30:36Easy. You could do it yourself.

0:30:36 > 0:30:37Waiter.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Mr Moore, sir?

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Mrs Moore and I would like a glass of sherry before dinner.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Fetch a couple of glasses up to the room, will you?

0:30:45 > 0:30:46Yes, sir.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58It's been a pleasure, Mrs Donaghue.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Ah, go on with yourself.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02I'll be counting the minutes.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Go on.

0:31:21 > 0:31:22But...

0:31:23 > 0:31:26when did he tell his wife he was a woman?

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Before the wedding?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Or after?

0:31:49 > 0:31:52Did she say her wife was a milliner?

0:31:57 > 0:32:01Sean, what in the name of God are you doing letting our Patrick up there?

0:32:01 > 0:32:03Come along down slowly.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05ALL SCREAMING

0:32:05 > 0:32:08Mr Mackins. Mr Mackins, help us.

0:32:08 > 0:32:09There, you have it.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Oh, my! Patrick, what are you doing up those ladders?

0:32:13 > 0:32:16All right. All right, now everyone back to work.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING

0:32:40 > 0:32:42MRS BAKER: Oh, wonderful.

0:32:47 > 0:32:48Ladies...

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.

0:32:52 > 0:32:56I now call upon the mistress of the house

0:32:56 > 0:32:58to open the ball.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Mrs Margaret Baker.

0:33:00 > 0:33:01DR HOLLORAN: Hear, hear!

0:33:01 > 0:33:04APPLAUSE

0:33:10 > 0:33:13IRISH WALTZ PLAYING

0:33:44 > 0:33:46HE CHUCKLES

0:33:46 > 0:33:47APPLAUSE

0:33:49 > 0:33:51IRISH JIG PLAYING

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Come on, Bunny. Bunny.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03Get out.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17MUSIC STOPS, APPLAUSE

0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Albert, my good man. - Doctor.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Why aren't you in fancy dress?

0:35:34 > 0:35:35Me, sir?

0:35:35 > 0:35:38But I'm a waiter.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43And I'm a doctor.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48We are both disguised as ourselves.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53That's a good one, eh?

0:36:33 > 0:36:36- SHE GASPS Tell me your name.- Let me go.

0:36:36 > 0:36:37What's your name?

0:36:37 > 0:36:39You're hurting me.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50Wait!

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Helen.

0:36:54 > 0:36:55Helen Dawes.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59DOOR SHUTS

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Dr Holloran.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11- Give me that now. - Whoa, whoa.

0:37:12 > 0:37:13Stop.

0:37:15 > 0:37:16Stop.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30£514,

0:37:30 > 0:37:3217 shillings and sixpence.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Now... seven pence

0:37:35 > 0:37:38and... one, two, three farthings.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50In six months, I could have £600.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Doctor.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Your morning cuppa, sir.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07HE GROANS

0:38:07 > 0:38:10Suffering God, Albert,

0:38:10 > 0:38:12what was I drinking last night?

0:38:14 > 0:38:15Your tea, sir?

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Your Bushmills.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Oh, good man, Nobbs.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Let's have a drop, shall we, for an eye-opener.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31That's good. Oh, dear.

0:38:31 > 0:38:32HE GROANS

0:38:38 > 0:38:40HE GRUMBLES

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Everything all right, Albert?

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Sir?

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Is there something on your mind?

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Oh, no. No, sir.

0:38:59 > 0:39:00Well...

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Well, sir, the fact is, uh...

0:39:06 > 0:39:08I've been thinking.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Oh, thinking, are you?

0:39:10 > 0:39:12- Yes, sir. - Hmm.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14I've been thinking...

0:39:15 > 0:39:17I might purchase a little business.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Ah, a business. Fancy that.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22What kind of a business?

0:39:24 > 0:39:25Perhaps...

0:39:26 > 0:39:29- a little shop. - Hmm.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32What kind of a shop?

0:39:32 > 0:39:35I'm thinking, maybe... tobacco.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39Oh, well, yes, a tobacconist's, now?

0:39:39 > 0:39:40That would suit a man.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43But a woman could serve at the counter.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Yes, indeed, a woman could.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53You're not thinking of taking a wife?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Are you, Nobbs?

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Who's the lucky lady? HE CHUCKLES

0:39:57 > 0:39:59- Good morning, Dr Holloran. - Good morning, Mary.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Good morning, Mr Nobbs.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05Get that out of your way there.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Women.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21Here. Oh! Whoa, there.

0:40:35 > 0:40:36Oh, mister.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39VENDORS HAWKING, CHILDREN SHOUTING

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Two counters...

0:41:12 > 0:41:16One for tobacco... and things.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19The other for sweetmeats.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27There's a door behind

0:41:27 > 0:41:30leading to the parlour.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33The wife's parlour.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49But where do Hubert and Cathleen sleep?

0:41:54 > 0:41:56- Need a hand there, Mr Nobbs? - No.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59All right, don't lose your rag.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Lovely to see you again, ladies.

0:42:01 > 0:42:05We will be back. Thank you, Mrs Baker.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08There now, Albert will look after you.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Now she can have a clock on a marble chimneypiece.

0:42:59 > 0:43:00Yes?

0:43:05 > 0:43:06Mr Nobbs.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11I was... passing by.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Come in, come in.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Cathleen, this is Mr Nobbs.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Mr Nobbs, my wife.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Mrs Page.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Pleased to meet you, Mr Nobbs.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Well now,

0:43:39 > 0:43:42we were just about to have a bit of dinner, Mr Nobbs.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45- Will you join us? - Oh, no, thank you, Mrs Page,

0:43:45 > 0:43:50I wanted to... to give you this.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52You left it in my...

0:43:52 > 0:43:54in the room.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58You came all this way, just to give me this.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00It's the button from my work coat.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03I didn't have another one to match. THE CHUCKLE

0:44:03 > 0:44:08Well, you have averted a veritable tragedy, Mr Nobbs.

0:44:08 > 0:44:11For that you must certainly stay and have your dinner with us.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Hubert, you take Mr Nobbs's coat and hat,

0:44:14 > 0:44:16and not have him standing there like a stranger.

0:44:35 > 0:44:40Well, I... I thought she'd be...

0:44:40 > 0:44:42- different. - Cathleen?

0:44:42 > 0:44:44In what way?

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Well, she's...

0:44:48 > 0:44:50- Real. - Ah, she's real, all right.

0:44:53 > 0:44:54So, you've been thinking about my Cathleen, have you?

0:44:57 > 0:45:00Or, how you might find a Cathleen of your own?

0:45:05 > 0:45:06Sit down.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22I thought you'd be dressed as a woman at home.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25And what if a neighbour passing by happened to look in the window?

0:45:25 > 0:45:29So... you never wear a dress?

0:45:29 > 0:45:32It's safer, this way. But I don't need to tell you that.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38And anyway, it's not like we robbed a bank or killed someone.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45You know, um...

0:45:49 > 0:45:52I never gave you the chance to tell your story.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58So, why don't you tell me now?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09I don't know the beginning.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18I was a...

0:46:19 > 0:46:21bastard.

0:46:25 > 0:46:30Mrs Nobbs, the woman who was paid to raise me,

0:46:30 > 0:46:32she knew who I was, but she never told me.

0:46:33 > 0:46:36Maybe she would have one day, but...

0:46:36 > 0:46:38she died suddenly.

0:46:38 > 0:46:42- Without telling you who you are? - Yes.

0:46:43 > 0:46:47She gave me a picture of a lady she said was my mother

0:46:47 > 0:46:50and she hinted, more than once,

0:46:50 > 0:46:54that my people were grand folk.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57I got a convent education

0:46:57 > 0:47:00because of a big allowance from my mother's family.

0:47:00 > 0:47:05But one day, the Reverend Mother told us that my mother was dead

0:47:05 > 0:47:07and we had to leave.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10So we went to live in Seven Dials.

0:47:10 > 0:47:12Had to go find work.

0:47:13 > 0:47:17Thought I'd die living among such rough people.

0:47:17 > 0:47:19They were poor,

0:47:19 > 0:47:21living like animals.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23Indecently.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Life without decency is unbearable.

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Then Mrs Nobbs died.

0:47:33 > 0:47:34And you were what age?

0:47:35 > 0:47:3614.

0:47:41 > 0:47:45So... you decided to become a man?

0:47:58 > 0:47:59One night.

0:48:01 > 0:48:02There was...

0:48:05 > 0:48:08There was five of them.

0:48:08 > 0:48:11They caught me and they...

0:48:13 > 0:48:15They pulled me apart.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19It was under the stairs.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27They hurt me...

0:48:33 > 0:48:37And then they left me there.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Soon after that, I...

0:48:43 > 0:48:48I heard there was to be a big dinner at the Freemasons Hall,

0:48:48 > 0:48:51- and that they were short of waiters. - SHE CHUCKLES

0:48:52 > 0:48:54And back then, my...

0:48:54 > 0:48:57my figure was just right for a waiter's, so...

0:49:00 > 0:49:03I managed to get a second-hand suit of clothes,

0:49:04 > 0:49:06an evening suit.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09I didn't think they'd hire me,

0:49:09 > 0:49:12but they were short-handed

0:49:12 > 0:49:14and I got the job.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18I was paid ten shillings.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27That was it.

0:49:34 > 0:49:39Since then, I've sewed round tables of all the biggest places

0:49:39 > 0:49:43in London and Manchester, Liverpool.

0:49:43 > 0:49:44Then...

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Then I came to Morrison's.

0:49:51 > 0:49:52FOOTSTEPS

0:49:53 > 0:49:54Right, you men, up you get,

0:49:54 > 0:49:57before everything on the table is stone-cold.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03"Oh, very salubrious, Mr Page,

0:50:03 > 0:50:06- "very salubrious." - SHE LAUGHS

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Salubrious?

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Who does she think she is, the Queen of England?

0:50:10 > 0:50:15Oh, I'd love to get a squint at her, the old trout.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17HUBERT AND CATHLEEN LAUGH

0:50:27 > 0:50:30It must be nice, though, Mr Nobbs, working in a hotel.

0:50:31 > 0:50:35Always something happening, something to give you a laugh.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Yesterday...

0:50:49 > 0:50:52Sean Casey fell down the coal-hole steps.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56And who, may I ask, is Sean Casey?

0:50:56 > 0:50:58He's one of the waiters.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01And did he hurt himself?

0:51:01 > 0:51:06- He got a black eye. - A black eye. In the coal-hole.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10THEY LAUGH You're funny.

0:51:13 > 0:51:18Now, you'd better learn how to do this, if you're going to open a tobacco shop.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20So we were speaking of Morrison's.

0:51:20 > 0:51:25That Helen Dawes, she's a fine girl.

0:51:25 > 0:51:27Aw, she's the life of the place, she is.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32Helen, is it?

0:51:32 > 0:51:36That's not the first time that name's been heard in this house, Mr Nobbs.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Hubert took quite a shine to her, didn't you, now?

0:51:38 > 0:51:41- Well...- Look at you, you're all thumbs. Give it to me.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43I'm just saying, you know, if one day you should

0:51:43 > 0:51:46take it into your head to run off to America,

0:51:46 > 0:51:48I might indeed try me luck with Miss Dawes.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50How could you deny that sweet little face

0:51:50 > 0:51:54and all those lovely blonde curls? Aw, she's gorgeous.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57Try me luck, is it? HUBERT CHUCKLES

0:51:57 > 0:51:59I wouldn't be getting me hopes up, Hubert Page,

0:51:59 > 0:52:02cos I have no intentions of budging from this spot.

0:52:02 > 0:52:03There you go, Mr Nobbs.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22The shop is a sound idea, Albert.

0:52:22 > 0:52:26You've been shrewd in the way you've saved up money, all these years.

0:52:26 > 0:52:27I haven't enough yet.

0:52:27 > 0:52:30You have it all stashed under the mattress, is it, Mr Nobbs?

0:52:30 > 0:52:31HE COUGHS

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Easy now, little fella.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36Could we have some water? Are you all right?

0:52:39 > 0:52:41My dad, now there was a boozer,

0:52:41 > 0:52:43a fierce whore for the drink.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46None of us ever slept,

0:52:46 > 0:52:48we'd be lying there,

0:52:48 > 0:52:51shivering with the fright, waiting for him to come home,

0:52:51 > 0:52:53knowing that if he did...

0:52:53 > 0:52:56there'd be no place to hide.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01He'd get up in the morning with no memory

0:53:01 > 0:53:04of having beat the stuffing out of us the night before.

0:53:07 > 0:53:10You know what kept me from killing him?

0:53:10 > 0:53:11What?

0:53:13 > 0:53:15The thought of getting on a boat and hopping it to America.

0:53:41 > 0:53:44INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Good evening, Miss Dawes.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46Evening, Mr Nobbs.

0:54:50 > 0:54:51Miss Dawes.

0:55:03 > 0:55:06I was wondering, Miss Dawes, if you would care to come out for a walk.

0:55:08 > 0:55:09Uh, pardon me, Mr Nobbs?

0:55:11 > 0:55:15I'm off duty at 3:00 tomorrow and if you're not engaged...

0:55:15 > 0:55:18"Engaged"?

0:55:18 > 0:55:21No, I'm not engaged, Mr Nobbs.

0:55:21 > 0:55:25But are you asking me to walk out with you?

0:55:27 > 0:55:28I am.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Well, uh...

0:55:34 > 0:55:37Well, the thing is, I'm walking out with Joe Mackins.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41I don't know what he'd say if I started walking out with you, as well.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44Ah, yes.

0:55:47 > 0:55:49Good night, Miss Dawes.

0:55:51 > 0:55:52Mr Nobbs.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57BOTH LAUGHING

0:55:57 > 0:55:59He asked you to go for a walk?

0:55:59 > 0:56:02That's a good one. The sly old dog.

0:56:06 > 0:56:09Why don't you go for a walk with the charmer, then?

0:56:09 > 0:56:14- What?- Sure, why not? There's a whiff of money off him.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18Maybe he could take you out.

0:56:18 > 0:56:19Have a good time.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23What about you?

0:56:23 > 0:56:25I'm not the jealous type.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Come here to me, Helen Dawes.

0:56:29 > 0:56:34If he lays a hand on you, I'd wring his scrawny neck, so help me I will.

0:56:39 > 0:56:40Poke him up.

0:56:40 > 0:56:42See what he's after.

0:56:43 > 0:56:47Get him to take you somewhere fancy.

0:56:47 > 0:56:51Get him to buy you something sweet, like yourself.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56Be sure not to keep him waiting.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58Not for me, not for Joseph.

0:57:19 > 0:57:21Were you afraid I wasn't coming?

0:57:22 > 0:57:24Not very.

0:57:32 > 0:57:35CALLIOPE MUSIC

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Did you see that one?

0:57:39 > 0:57:41Did you see that dress?

0:57:41 > 0:57:43Five guineas if it was a penny.

0:57:43 > 0:57:46- Five guineas? - At least.

0:57:49 > 0:57:52Lord, I love the smell of roasting coffee.

0:57:56 > 0:57:58Would you like to go in?

0:58:02 > 0:58:03All right.

0:58:08 > 0:58:10HARP PLAYING

0:58:15 > 0:58:18Look at the chocolates.

0:58:18 > 0:58:20Aren't they gorgeous?

0:58:21 > 0:58:23I'm afraid they'd cost a lot.

0:58:24 > 0:58:26Oh. Well...

0:58:27 > 0:58:31We'll go somewhere else, somewhere cheaper.

0:58:31 > 0:58:33No, please.

0:59:03 > 0:59:05May I help you?

0:59:05 > 0:59:07We'd like some chocolate, please.

0:59:07 > 0:59:09What kind of chocolate?

0:59:10 > 0:59:13Just chocolate.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15Dark chocolate? Milk chocolate? Creams? Caramels?

0:59:15 > 0:59:17Nougat? Nuts?

0:59:17 > 0:59:20No, a box of chocolates.

0:59:21 > 0:59:23To take with us.

0:59:23 > 0:59:26Oh, to take with you. And not something to drink?

0:59:26 > 0:59:30No. A box of chocolates.

0:59:30 > 0:59:32- One of those. - Which one?

0:59:33 > 0:59:34Which one?

0:59:34 > 0:59:37That one, with the two ladies.

0:59:38 > 0:59:40Oh, no, wait.

0:59:40 > 0:59:43That one, with the soldier and the lady.

0:59:43 > 0:59:46Wait, I can't decide.

0:59:49 > 0:59:52Then me dad died, and I had to go out to work.

0:59:52 > 0:59:54First I was in service,

0:59:54 > 0:59:57then I served behind the counter in a shop for a while.

0:59:59 > 1:00:01In a shop?

1:00:02 > 1:00:03Yes.

1:00:03 > 1:00:05In a draper's.

1:00:05 > 1:00:09Treated like dirt by any bloody bitch with sixpence to spend.

1:00:11 > 1:00:14- Where did you live? - I had me own room.

1:00:16 > 1:00:17Above the shop?

1:00:19 > 1:00:20Yes, above the shop.

1:00:26 > 1:00:28Do you know what, Mr Nobbs?

1:00:29 > 1:00:32I think you are the strangest man I've ever met.

1:00:35 > 1:00:39Chocolates, three shillings, sixpence.

1:00:39 > 1:00:42If every time we walk out is to cost three and six,

1:00:42 > 1:00:4414 shillings a month,

1:00:44 > 1:00:47twice, that's 28 shillings a month,

1:00:47 > 1:00:49two boxes a week.

1:00:49 > 1:00:53At this rate, £16, six shillings a year.

1:00:54 > 1:00:55Oh, Lord.

1:01:27 > 1:01:31Perhaps I'd only need to court her for three months.

1:01:42 > 1:01:44APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS

1:01:51 > 1:01:52Here.

1:01:53 > 1:01:56- Is this the best you could do? - At least he bought me something.

1:01:56 > 1:01:59Oh, look at you, Miss High-and-Mighty.

1:01:59 > 1:02:01Lord Albert put ideas in your head, did he?

1:02:01 > 1:02:04You should have seen him pay for it. Blood from a turnip.

1:02:04 > 1:02:06Oh, so he's sweet on you then, eh?

1:02:06 > 1:02:07Hmm.

1:02:07 > 1:02:09- Well, next time... - Next time?

1:02:09 > 1:02:12Ask him for, I don't know, a bottle of something.

1:02:12 > 1:02:14What sort of something?

1:02:14 > 1:02:16Whisky.

1:02:16 > 1:02:18A good bottle of malt.

1:02:18 > 1:02:21I like a drop of malt. Say... Say it's for your brother.

1:02:21 > 1:02:23- I haven't got a brother. - Well, he won't know that.

1:02:25 > 1:02:29I've walked out before, but never with the likes of Albert Nobbs.

1:02:29 > 1:02:32- He's a freak, is what he is. - He has manners, at least.

1:02:32 > 1:02:34Not like SOME people I could mention.

1:02:34 > 1:02:38Well, his manners won't get you to America now, will they?

1:02:38 > 1:02:39What?

1:02:41 > 1:02:43I may not have manners...

1:02:45 > 1:02:47But I swear, I'm getting us out of here.

1:02:50 > 1:02:52There's no hope for us here, Helen.

1:02:54 > 1:02:55None.

1:02:57 > 1:03:01All my life I've dreamed of getting out

1:03:01 > 1:03:03and nothing's going to stop me.

1:03:04 > 1:03:07America's the only place for people like me.

1:03:07 > 1:03:11Over there, I'd learn fast and I'd work hard. And we could have a life.

1:03:15 > 1:03:17Will you chance it with me?

1:03:20 > 1:03:21Will you?

1:03:23 > 1:03:25Yes.

1:03:27 > 1:03:28I love you, Joe.

1:03:30 > 1:03:31I love you.

1:03:34 > 1:03:36- Why are we going this way? - You'll see.

1:03:37 > 1:03:40Can we not stop and have a cup of tea somewhere?

1:03:40 > 1:03:43My heels are raw, we've walked that far.

1:03:49 > 1:03:51What's this?

1:03:51 > 1:03:53Just imagine.

1:03:53 > 1:03:57Blue doors, cream walls inside,

1:03:57 > 1:04:01nice curtains on the upstairs windows.

1:04:01 > 1:04:03Up there a sign.

1:04:03 > 1:04:06Tobacconist, A Nobbs.

1:04:06 > 1:04:08What do you think?

1:04:12 > 1:04:14It's big enough for a shop

1:04:14 > 1:04:16and for...

1:04:18 > 1:04:21For... people

1:04:21 > 1:04:22to live above.

1:04:25 > 1:04:28It's a very desirable property,

1:04:28 > 1:04:31and can only appreciate, the agent said so.

1:04:31 > 1:04:35In 15 years, it will fetch three times what it's worth now.

1:04:36 > 1:04:38Sell up then,

1:04:38 > 1:04:40move to some place by the sea.

1:04:42 > 1:04:45I've always wanted to live by the sea.

1:04:46 > 1:04:50You haven't moved in and you've already got yourself retired.

1:04:50 > 1:04:54But I just... I just wanted to show it to you.

1:04:54 > 1:04:56You ask me to come out with you.

1:04:56 > 1:05:00You walk me off my feet, and we end up in this back alley.

1:05:00 > 1:05:03I've spent my life trying to get out of holes like this.

1:05:03 > 1:05:04Helen?

1:05:05 > 1:05:07Helen.

1:05:09 > 1:05:13Please take me back. I'm tired.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21Thanks for the bottle.

1:05:24 > 1:05:25And the hat.

1:05:27 > 1:05:30Oh, yes. Thank you.

1:05:34 > 1:05:35Where does he live?

1:05:35 > 1:05:37Who?

1:05:37 > 1:05:40- Your brother. - Me brother?

1:05:40 > 1:05:41Oh. Me brother.

1:05:41 > 1:05:44In... In Mallow.

1:05:46 > 1:05:47But he often comes up to Dublin.

1:05:55 > 1:05:56Joe.

1:05:57 > 1:05:59Joe.

1:06:03 > 1:06:06HE BLOWS SHARPLY Joe Mackins.

1:06:06 > 1:06:08You nearly made me wet meself.

1:06:11 > 1:06:14- Here. - What's this?

1:06:14 > 1:06:17Well, well. So his nibs coughed up, did he?

1:06:21 > 1:06:23This is good stuff. Good girl.

1:06:31 > 1:06:32Now see if you can screw a few quid out of him.

1:06:32 > 1:06:36- A few quid? - The first one's always the hardest.

1:06:36 > 1:06:38But after that, it's like shelling peas.

1:06:38 > 1:06:39You don't know Albert Nobbs

1:06:39 > 1:06:42if you think we can get him to pay our way out of here.

1:06:42 > 1:06:44He wouldn't give you the steam off his water.

1:06:44 > 1:06:46He bought you those chocolates, didn't he?

1:06:46 > 1:06:48And now this?

1:06:53 > 1:06:54Oh, and that hat.

1:06:58 > 1:07:00See, you got him hooked.

1:07:05 > 1:07:06Has he tried any...?

1:07:09 > 1:07:11- What? - You know.

1:07:18 > 1:07:20Next time you go out with him...

1:07:21 > 1:07:23work him up a bit,

1:07:23 > 1:07:25see what he's made of.

1:07:25 > 1:07:28See if there's a sting in him.

1:07:28 > 1:07:30I'm not going out with him any more.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32Well, how else we going to get to America?

1:07:34 > 1:07:36You've got to walk out with him as long as there

1:07:36 > 1:07:39is a bob in his pocket, and you've a hand to pull it out.

1:07:43 > 1:07:44Here, here.

1:07:48 > 1:07:49Come back tonight.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59Should I...

1:07:59 > 1:08:02tell her before we're married...

1:08:02 > 1:08:05or save it for the wedding night?

1:08:08 > 1:08:11She might call the police,

1:08:11 > 1:08:13who'd take us both to the station.

1:08:16 > 1:08:21If only I'd been able to ask Hubert how she did it.

1:08:24 > 1:08:26She was like this when we came in.

1:08:28 > 1:08:29Is she going to die?

1:08:30 > 1:08:33- Has anyone else been here? - No, only us.

1:08:35 > 1:08:38Ay, leave her with me. And wash your hands, all of you,

1:08:38 > 1:08:39scrub them in carbolic.

1:08:39 > 1:08:43Mother of God, is it the fever? Is it?

1:08:44 > 1:08:47Go on. Don't say anything to anybody. I'll talk to Mrs Baker.

1:08:50 > 1:08:51And wash your hands.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59SHE VOMITS

1:09:07 > 1:09:09Never mind.

1:09:14 > 1:09:17Amelia, for God's sake.

1:09:17 > 1:09:18Come on.

1:09:19 > 1:09:21Pick up your feet.

1:09:21 > 1:09:22That's it. Good boy.

1:09:22 > 1:09:24Monsieur Pigot.

1:09:24 > 1:09:27Monsieur Pigot, I insist you not go without paying your bill.

1:09:27 > 1:09:28Send it on.

1:09:28 > 1:09:31But where is my man? Where is my Patrick?

1:09:31 > 1:09:33Why isn't he here?

1:09:33 > 1:09:35- Who are you? - SHE SCOFFS

1:09:35 > 1:09:37Oh! Everything's impossible.

1:09:37 > 1:09:39But there's only one girl who died. Madam, madam, please.

1:09:39 > 1:09:41- She was sick when she came here. - This is in the public interest.

1:09:41 > 1:09:43- This is my livelihood. - I'm sorry.

1:09:43 > 1:09:46This is the way I earn my living. You'll destroy me!

1:09:46 > 1:09:47SHE SOBS

1:09:59 > 1:10:01SHE MOANS

1:10:24 > 1:10:25Mr Nobbs?

1:10:36 > 1:10:38LOCK TURNS, DOOR OPENS

1:11:13 > 1:11:14Joe.

1:11:18 > 1:11:21There's something I have to tell you.

1:11:21 > 1:11:22What's that, then?

1:11:27 > 1:11:29Is it something I want to hear?

1:11:32 > 1:11:33I'm expecting.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39I'm going to have a baby.

1:12:08 > 1:12:09I'm sorry.

1:12:43 > 1:12:44I'll take care of you.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53Don't you worry.

1:12:53 > 1:12:55Come here. Come here.

1:13:26 > 1:13:28I'm ruined.

1:13:28 > 1:13:30Finished.

1:13:31 > 1:13:34You do have a great gift for exaggeration, Duchess.

1:13:34 > 1:13:36No, I am. I am.

1:13:36 > 1:13:40I'm mortgaged up to my ears, I've an office full of unpaid bills.

1:13:41 > 1:13:44If the guests are afraid to return...

1:13:46 > 1:13:50Come on, Madge, you'll rise again.

1:13:52 > 1:13:53Ohh...

1:13:54 > 1:13:57I surely would have perished without you.

1:14:07 > 1:14:08Good morning, Mr N.

1:14:08 > 1:14:10Sweet Jesus and all the saints in heaven,

1:14:10 > 1:14:13Mr Nobbs, will you eat something?

1:14:16 > 1:14:17Have you some porridge?

1:14:17 > 1:14:20Yes, of course.

1:14:20 > 1:14:22Mr Nobbs.

1:14:22 > 1:14:24Thank the Lord you're well again.

1:14:27 > 1:14:30- Is Helen safe? - Oh, yes, she's all right.

1:14:30 > 1:14:32Blooming, you could say.

1:14:33 > 1:14:35The fever never touched her.

1:14:37 > 1:14:38And the others?

1:14:38 > 1:14:43SHE SOBS Oh, my Patrick, my Patrick is gone.

1:14:46 > 1:14:47Hundreds of others in town.

1:14:47 > 1:14:49They don't even know how many in the country.

1:15:19 > 1:15:21DOOR OPENS

1:15:51 > 1:15:53What am I going to do?

1:15:54 > 1:15:56Mr Page...

1:15:59 > 1:16:03The two of us could always... set up together.

1:16:05 > 1:16:07I mean...

1:16:07 > 1:16:11perhaps we could pool our money

1:16:11 > 1:16:13and buy a bigger shop.

1:16:14 > 1:16:16We could run it together.

1:16:16 > 1:16:19Just like you and Cathleen did.

1:16:19 > 1:16:23Or you could keep at the house painting,

1:16:23 > 1:16:25and I could run the shop.

1:16:28 > 1:16:31What are you saying?

1:16:31 > 1:16:33Um...

1:16:33 > 1:16:34perhaps...

1:16:36 > 1:16:39I could live here, like Cathleen.

1:16:42 > 1:16:44Neither of us would be alone.

1:16:49 > 1:16:53- You can't just... - SHE SIGHS

1:17:00 > 1:17:02She was my world.

1:17:09 > 1:17:11We loved each other.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20Come with me.

1:17:33 > 1:17:35She made them all herself.

1:17:49 > 1:17:51They're very beautiful.

1:17:53 > 1:17:55I can't remember what it's like.

1:18:35 > 1:18:38SEAGULLS CALLING

1:20:17 > 1:20:18Albert...

1:20:19 > 1:20:22You don't have to be anything but who you are.

1:20:24 > 1:20:26Look at how you've survived all these years.

1:20:28 > 1:20:30You've worked hard, you've saved your money.

1:20:30 > 1:20:34So if you want to go out and find someone to start a new life with

1:20:34 > 1:20:36then you go out and find that person.

1:20:39 > 1:20:42- HELEN: I didn't say that, Joe. - JOE: Well, I'm not deaf, am I?

1:20:42 > 1:20:44I know what you said. You couldn't help yourself.

1:20:44 > 1:20:47- Why would I ever say that? - Because it's what you think.

1:20:47 > 1:20:50- It's not fair, Joe. - Tell me what's fair.

1:20:50 > 1:20:53Tell me, tell me, tell me what you think is fair.

1:20:53 > 1:20:55I'm all fucking ears.

1:20:55 > 1:20:59Nothing in this whole bloody place. That's what.

1:20:59 > 1:21:01POLLY: Good dog.

1:21:01 > 1:21:03Good, good dog.

1:21:03 > 1:21:05Are you all right, Mr N?

1:21:09 > 1:21:10Are you all right?

1:21:24 > 1:21:26She's not worth it, you know.

1:21:28 > 1:21:32She's just full of that Joe Mackins.

1:21:32 > 1:21:34And he's a waster, if ever I met one.

1:21:36 > 1:21:38And he's put her in the family way.

1:21:39 > 1:21:41And now they're talking about going to America.

1:21:41 > 1:21:45Ha. It's complete for show.

1:21:45 > 1:21:46Mark my words.

1:21:48 > 1:21:50He'll never take her.

1:21:50 > 1:21:54Not now. Not ever.

1:22:30 > 1:22:34It's a pity this place isn't nearer Morrison's.

1:22:35 > 1:22:38You think we'd be let out to walk in it if it was?

1:22:39 > 1:22:42It'd be Lord and Lady Snot

1:22:42 > 1:22:44swanking it up and down the grass.

1:22:45 > 1:22:46Not you and me.

1:22:50 > 1:22:53You and Joe have been down to the sea, haven't you?

1:22:55 > 1:22:56And what if we have?

1:22:56 > 1:23:00Well, it's just that I don't think it's right

1:23:00 > 1:23:04for a girl to be keeping company with two fellows.

1:23:04 > 1:23:05And I thought...

1:23:05 > 1:23:06What did you think?

1:23:09 > 1:23:12That you didn't care for ME enough.

1:23:13 > 1:23:15Enough for what?

1:23:16 > 1:23:19We've been walking out, so-called, for a while now.

1:23:19 > 1:23:22It's not natural to be just talking,

1:23:22 > 1:23:25never wanting to put your arm around a girl's waist.

1:23:25 > 1:23:27But that's for when we're married.

1:23:27 > 1:23:29Married?!

1:23:30 > 1:23:34This is the first time you've said ANYTHING about getting married.

1:23:34 > 1:23:38I've put a deposit on the shop. A hundred pounds.

1:23:38 > 1:23:41The agent says he has another offer

1:23:41 > 1:23:44and that we have till Monday to decide.

1:23:45 > 1:23:47After that we'll lose the deposit.

1:23:47 > 1:23:48"We"?

1:23:49 > 1:23:52We'll make a great success of our shop.

1:23:52 > 1:23:55People will be coming to see us,

1:23:55 > 1:23:58having tea with us in the parlour.

1:23:58 > 1:24:00And our wedding will be a great...

1:24:01 > 1:24:04wonder.

1:24:04 > 1:24:06A great wonder?

1:24:06 > 1:24:09Oh, it would be that, all right.

1:24:09 > 1:24:12Sometimes I think you're soft in the head, did you know that?

1:24:12 > 1:24:16What kind of man would ask a girl to marry him

1:24:16 > 1:24:18without ever having so much as kissed her?

1:24:18 > 1:24:21You must not love me if you don't want to kiss me.

1:24:21 > 1:24:24I don't want to many a man who isn't in love with me.

1:24:25 > 1:24:27But...

1:24:29 > 1:24:31I DO love you.

1:24:40 > 1:24:42You call that kissing?

1:24:51 > 1:24:54That's the way people in love kiss.

1:24:54 > 1:24:57That's the way Joe Mackins kisses me.

1:24:57 > 1:24:58That's the way I like to be kissed.

1:25:00 > 1:25:01I'm going home.

1:25:02 > 1:25:04Helen.

1:25:04 > 1:25:07- Helen, wait... - You're a fool of a man.

1:25:07 > 1:25:10If you think me a fool of a man, why did you walk out with me?

1:25:10 > 1:25:13I don't know why. I wish I hadn't.

1:25:13 > 1:25:16Anyway, you don't have to worry about that any more.

1:25:16 > 1:25:19What do you mean? Please, Helen, wait.

1:25:19 > 1:25:21What about the shoes and stockings I ordered for you.

1:25:21 > 1:25:23- What shall I do with them? - I'll take the stockings.

1:25:23 > 1:25:25- And the shoes? - And the shoes.

1:25:25 > 1:25:27And you'll wear them when you walk out with Joe Mackins?

1:25:27 > 1:25:30- Yes. - He won't take you to America.

1:25:30 > 1:25:33He'll leave you here. You and the baby.

1:25:33 > 1:25:35He will. He'll leave you.

1:25:36 > 1:25:37No!

1:25:37 > 1:25:40- He will NOT leave me! - You'll be safe with me.

1:25:40 > 1:25:43- He will not leave me! - I'll take care of you both.

1:25:43 > 1:25:45Stop it!

1:25:45 > 1:25:46Why do you say that?

1:26:18 > 1:26:19It's snowing.

1:26:22 > 1:26:25Don't worry about the hat.

1:26:25 > 1:26:26I'll buy you another one.

1:26:27 > 1:26:29No.

1:26:31 > 1:26:32Goodbye.

1:27:11 > 1:27:13- SHE GASPS - Your ladyship.

1:27:15 > 1:27:17How wonderful to see you back.

1:27:17 > 1:27:19- Miss Shaw.- Thank you.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21I've put you in your usual rooms.

1:27:22 > 1:27:24There, now.

1:27:24 > 1:27:26Joseph will look after you.

1:27:26 > 1:27:28Out of my way.

1:27:28 > 1:27:30Out of the way.

1:27:32 > 1:27:35Oh, hop to it, you lazy fellow. Hop to it.

1:27:35 > 1:27:38BELL JINGLES

1:27:41 > 1:27:43BELL JINGLES AGAIN

1:28:04 > 1:28:06What's that?

1:28:06 > 1:28:08Oh, I never eat anything blue. Please take it away.

1:28:15 > 1:28:17Am I the last to know?

1:28:17 > 1:28:19I'll throw her out, brazen hussy.

1:28:19 > 1:28:21I'll throw them both out. By God I will.

1:28:21 > 1:28:23You'll do no such thing.

1:29:15 > 1:29:17I can't do it, Helen.

1:29:18 > 1:29:21I hate meself for it, but I can't do it.

1:29:21 > 1:29:23It's the same old story and you know it.

1:29:23 > 1:29:25And how many times have you seen it happen?

1:29:29 > 1:29:31- It shouldn't have happened. - But it did happen.

1:29:31 > 1:29:33Yeah, but it happened too soon.

1:29:36 > 1:29:38It will change us.

1:29:40 > 1:29:41It will change me.

1:29:43 > 1:29:45I don't want to be that person, Helen.

1:29:48 > 1:29:50I don't want to be me feckin' da!

1:29:52 > 1:29:54I can't even feckin' read.

1:29:57 > 1:29:58Joe...

1:29:58 > 1:30:01What have you done to us? You've ruined everything.

1:30:01 > 1:30:04What are you saying? You can't leave.

1:30:04 > 1:30:07You wouldn't let me go and now you say it's my fault?

1:30:07 > 1:30:10- I didn't mean that, Helen. - What didn't you mean?

1:30:10 > 1:30:12Mr Nobbs. What are you going to...?

1:30:12 > 1:30:16Everything you promised me, what didn't you mean?

1:30:16 > 1:30:17KNOCKING

1:30:21 > 1:30:23- Helen... - There's nothing more to say.

1:30:23 > 1:30:25- Please go away. - Wait.

1:30:26 > 1:30:27- WHISPERING - Marry me.

1:30:27 > 1:30:29I'll take care of the two of you.

1:30:29 > 1:30:31You and the child.

1:30:31 > 1:30:33He'll never take you to America.

1:30:33 > 1:30:35What do you know, you miserable little prick?

1:30:35 > 1:30:37- Joseph... - Huh? You were all talk just now.

1:30:37 > 1:30:38Why don't you say to me what you were saying to her?

1:30:38 > 1:30:40Joe. Stop it.

1:30:40 > 1:30:42You won't... You won't... You won't take her to America.

1:30:42 > 1:30:44That is none of your fucking goddamn business.

1:30:44 > 1:30:47Joe, stop it!

1:30:47 > 1:30:48SHOUTING

1:30:48 > 1:30:51Don't you hurt her!

1:30:53 > 1:30:56SHOUTING STARTS UP AGAIN

1:30:56 > 1:30:58Joe! Helen, please! Come on!

1:30:58 > 1:31:01- Keep your hands off me!- Both of you get a hold of yourselves!

1:31:03 > 1:31:05- Get a hold of yourself!- Get your fucking hands off me!

1:31:05 > 1:31:08Joe! No, no!

1:31:08 > 1:31:10- No, Joe! - Get away from me!

1:31:13 > 1:31:16Get away from me, huh!

1:31:16 > 1:31:18All right, both of you... Both of you stop this!

1:31:18 > 1:31:20SEAN: Oh, no, please, Joe. Joe!

1:31:29 > 1:31:32SHOUTING CONTINUES

1:31:50 > 1:31:51You did this to us.

1:31:51 > 1:31:54You're a boozer, Joe Mackins, Just like your father.

1:31:54 > 1:31:56- I'm not like that bastard! - A boozer and a dirty bully.

1:31:56 > 1:31:58Get your paws off me, you fucking nancy-boy.

1:31:58 > 1:32:01- I'll smash your fucking face! - I don't WANT you any more!

1:32:06 > 1:32:07I don't want you.

1:32:24 > 1:32:27- Joe. - Helen, no, no.

1:32:28 > 1:32:30- Come, let's go. - No!

1:33:04 > 1:33:06Mr Nobbs?

1:34:08 > 1:34:12BELL JINGLES Uh, coal, please.

1:34:12 > 1:34:15Lucy, would you go downstairs and get some coal.

1:34:16 > 1:34:20A big load of coal. This has got to be kept red hot for my cooking.

1:34:20 > 1:34:22Ow! BELL JINGLES

1:34:22 > 1:34:24Now there's the black pudding.

1:34:24 > 1:34:28Now, which room ordered kippers? Was it seven or nine?

1:34:28 > 1:34:29- Seven. - Seven. Good girl.

1:34:29 > 1:34:32Get me a nice plate for the kippers. Now we've got everything else.

1:34:32 > 1:34:35Chicken livers, bacon, black pudding, black pudding,

1:34:35 > 1:34:38prunes, sausages, jam, milk.

1:34:38 > 1:34:39Yeah, we got everything. Now what else?

1:34:50 > 1:34:52KNOCKING

1:34:52 > 1:34:53Mr Nobbs?

1:34:57 > 1:34:59KNOCKING

1:35:13 > 1:35:15Mr Nobbs?

1:35:22 > 1:35:23Albert?

1:35:31 > 1:35:33That's fine. I'll take it from here.

1:36:38 > 1:36:40Oh, Albert Nobbs.

1:37:07 > 1:37:11Dear Jesus, I don't know what makes people live such miserable lives.

1:37:23 > 1:37:25SHE SCOFFS

1:37:29 > 1:37:30Rubbish.

1:37:47 > 1:37:50- WHISPERING - Oh, my God.

1:38:07 > 1:38:09Albert Nobbs, a woman?

1:38:09 > 1:38:13Yes. Did you not hear about it? It was in all the papers.

1:38:13 > 1:38:14I mean the death was bad enough,

1:38:14 > 1:38:17but then all those years, and no-one suspecting.

1:38:17 > 1:38:22Not even you, and you slept here, in the same bed with him.

1:38:22 > 1:38:23Her.

1:38:25 > 1:38:28And Dr Holloran left us.

1:38:29 > 1:38:32Took off to England with, what's-her-name, Mary.

1:38:32 > 1:38:35Said he was tired of secrets. Can you imagine?

1:38:35 > 1:38:38And that good-for-nothing Joe Mackins went off to America,

1:38:38 > 1:38:42and left me with an unwed hussy of a maid, with a brat.

1:38:42 > 1:38:46Now, Mr Page, I have a heart.

1:38:46 > 1:38:47I couldn't throw her out onto the streets

1:38:47 > 1:38:49and call myself a Christian, now could I?

1:38:49 > 1:38:51LAUGHTER

1:38:51 > 1:38:53Oh, my lordship.

1:38:56 > 1:39:00I trust you're finding your suites satisfactory.

1:39:00 > 1:39:03Splendid, Mrs B. Splendid.

1:39:03 > 1:39:07However, we seem to have misplaced the key to the connecting door.

1:39:07 > 1:39:09Could you have your man open it for us?

1:39:09 > 1:39:11I'll have it done right away.

1:39:11 > 1:39:12Thank you.

1:39:13 > 1:39:15I have an appetite.

1:39:18 > 1:39:19Lovely, lovely people.

1:39:21 > 1:39:23- So you want the whole place painted?- Yes.

1:39:23 > 1:39:27Top to bottom. You'll have to hire in help, I should think.

1:39:27 > 1:39:30Well, it's a big job. It won't be cheap, ma'am.

1:39:30 > 1:39:34Oh, don't worry about that. I... I came into a bit of money.

1:39:35 > 1:39:37A bit of good fortune.

1:39:37 > 1:39:40Well, to work, Mr Page.

1:39:40 > 1:39:43I've put you up in Albert's old room.

1:39:43 > 1:39:44For old time's sake.

1:39:48 > 1:39:50DISTANT CHATTER

1:41:06 > 1:41:09BABY CRYING

1:41:24 > 1:41:26Mr Page.

1:41:27 > 1:41:29Hello, Helen Dawes.

1:41:31 > 1:41:33I heard Mrs Baker say you were coming.

1:41:33 > 1:41:36Well, it's a big job she wants me to do.

1:41:37 > 1:41:38Good.

1:41:41 > 1:41:42May I?

1:41:59 > 1:42:02Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

1:42:02 > 1:42:04His name is Albert.

1:42:07 > 1:42:09Albert Joseph.

1:42:11 > 1:42:13So, it's a "he," is it?

1:42:16 > 1:42:20BABY CRIES, HUBERT SHUSHES

1:42:23 > 1:42:25So, Mrs Baker is letting you stay, is she?

1:42:25 > 1:42:27Oh, she told you that, did she?

1:42:28 > 1:42:30Out of the kindness of her Christian heart?

1:42:34 > 1:42:37The truth is, Mr Page...

1:42:37 > 1:42:39The truth is,

1:42:39 > 1:42:41she says she won't tell the priest about my Albert

1:42:41 > 1:42:43as long as I work here for nothing.

1:42:48 > 1:42:50But they ARE going to take him away from me.

1:42:52 > 1:42:54You know they will.

1:42:58 > 1:43:01And they will throw me out onto the street.

1:43:05 > 1:43:07It's just a matter of time.

1:43:11 > 1:43:13Well, now...

1:43:15 > 1:43:17We can't let that happen, can we?