0:00:04 > 0:00:09This film contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# I was walking Walking down the track
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# I heard them talking just behind my back
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# And they said
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# Oh, you best go back
0:00:35 > 0:00:39# I was wandering Wandering all alone
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# I found the place where I want to make our home
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# And they said
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# You best go back
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Cos the path turns rocky if you walk that way
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# Climb aside and walk astray
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Cos the path turns rocky if you walk that way
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# Climb aside and walk astray... #
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Sorry.- No, you don't worry, my angel.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14You've done nothing wrong. All right? Come on.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18See you tomorrow, Miss Stirling.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Miss Stirling?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27How would you feel about going away for a while?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- With you?- Well, yeah, of course with me.- Like a holiday?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yeah, like a holiday.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'm so sorry, Camilla.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- It's not your fault.- I know.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Are you going to be all right?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Yeah.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Thank you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46You'd think you'd improve with time.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51It's more challenging playing myself.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Sorry to disappoint, Dad.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56How's Camilla? She chucked you yet?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Not yet, Dad.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Check.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Your move.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- You OK? We don't have to go in. - No, no, of course, we should.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24No, I'm happy to go home. I'm more than happy to go home.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27You know that Barry is actually quite sweet?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Well, there we go! I mean...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31if anyone ever described me as sweet,
0:03:31 > 0:03:32I'd probably have to kill myself.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- You're sweet.- Don't!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- That's not...- But you are. - That's not a nice thing to say.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Take that back!- No, you're cuddly.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- I'll do it. I'm going to do it. - You're warm.- Take it back.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- And you made waffles.- It's cocked. It's ready to go.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- There's a cock in your mouth? - It's...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I didn't say that.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I'm bold. The point is, I'm bold.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Courageous.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Come here.- No, Barry!- Hi.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Jack!- All right?- Well, come on in.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20La grande maman awaits.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Isn't she radiant? - I look like a blancmange.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- A delicious blancmange.- Stop looking at me like you want to eat me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- It's creepy. Hello, sweetheart! - Hello!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Jack, how are you? - I'm good, thanks. How are you?
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- Oh...fat.- Well...sexy.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Barry, darling, why don't you go and check on the lamb?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Give us girls a moment to catch up. And bring some biscuits.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Lots of biscuits.- Of course, my love. Jack, shall we?
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- I'm so sorry. It's Barry. He just won't leave me alone.- Really?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I think he might have a pregnancy fetish.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I kind of liked it at first, but it's exhausting.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Like having a randy puppy around,
0:05:04 > 0:05:09constantly rubbing himself up against my leg!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13The thing is, because you're basically doing it in a sauna,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16not only is it about three times more effective than regular yoga,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19but, because you're sweating so much, you're cleansing your skin.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Mm.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23And I get to do it all the time because I'm working from home.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Yeah, no, Camills was saying that
0:05:25 > 0:05:27you're designing a hospital or something?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Orphanage. Yeah, yeah. In El Salvador.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Wow, that's amazing.- Yeah.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I guess I'm just lucky to have a job that I enjoy.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Being able to help the infrastructure
0:05:38 > 0:05:40of undeveloped areas is just a perk.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45So, what about you? You were an animator and now in IT?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Yeah, no, I stopped doing that. I'm...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Basically, I'm in a business with a friend. Like, uh...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Run our own company and stuff. - Oh, wow. What do you do?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58We basically buy old slot machines, vintage arcade games,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02stuff like that. I fix them and then we rent or sell them, depending.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05It's great. It's called Slots And Games. It's...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Right!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09It's good.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Would you like a biscuit? - Yeah, great. Thanks.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Poor thing.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20The doctor said that although I still ovulate,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22there's no chance that...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I have an inhospitable womb.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Although, I do hate that phrase.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32"Inhospitable."
0:06:32 > 0:06:35My womb, it does want to have a baby!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's just, it's...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40It's not inhospitable, it's just...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42shit.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I don't know.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I must be the last person you want to see.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Don't be silly.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I can live vicariously through you.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00FRENZIED WHIRRING
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Sorry.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- So, you guys have been together for nine years?- Yeah.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Almost.- Wow. No proposal?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13No, there's no point in rushing.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I don't think anyone is going to accuse you of rushing!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Well, be careful. Think of Beyonce.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20If you liked it...
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Then you should have put a ring on it.- Mm.- Yeah.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- She's a great girl, Camilla. - Yeah, she's...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32You knew I dated her for a little, right?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- No, I didn't know that.- Oh.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Silly me. Well, don't worry, nothing serious.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41She's much better off with you.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah, she introduced me to Lucy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Yeah, you must be very excited. - Yeah, yeah, I'm thrilled.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53The only drawback is she's not quite so interested in the old, um...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55HE WHISTLES SUGGESTIVELY
0:07:55 > 0:07:59But, when we do, she finds it most comfortable from behind.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Doggy-style.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04So that's a bonus.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yeah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- I still can't believe you pee sitting down.- It's more comfortable.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's such a waste.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You never told me you used to go out with Barry.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I didn't go out with - oh, only a couple of times.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36He wasn't really my type.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38How many is a couple?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hmm...two or three.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Did you shag him?
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Can I still make you jealous?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Did you shag him?- Yeah.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I rode him like Seabiscuit.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Barry is a man of hidden animalistic passion.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I mean, it's really, really hidden.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07But when you find it, wowzer.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09SHE GIGGLES
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh, don't sulk!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I'm fine.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- I had a hard day, too, you know. - Sorry.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- How are you feeling?- I'm OK.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Now, come on. Let's get those pants off.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- It may be a long shot, but I am ovulating.- Oh!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30And to think you used to seduce me.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32SHE LAUGHS
0:09:42 > 0:09:44You all right?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Yeah, sorry.- It's OK.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51It's all right.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09RADIO: 'There are three water signs.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13'Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15'Water signs are profoundly sensitive...'
0:10:19 > 0:10:22OK.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25All right, well, I've just come onto the M40, now. Yep.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Yeah, I'd say about an hour. Have you left the keys under the mat?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Great.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Thank you. Bye.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- You shouldn't use the phone in the car.- Naughty Mummy.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Bad, naughty, naughty, bad Mummy.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Darling, we're here.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Look. What do you think?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56How long are we staying here?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Well, I don't know, but shall we have a look?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01If you don't like it, we don't have to stay. Yeah?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Ooh, someone is getting very heavy. - I'm not.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- You are - it's all those sandwiches!- Mm.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11BELL CHIMES
0:11:11 > 0:11:15That is... MUMBLES TO HIMSELF
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Found one?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Laura, 21, from Nottingham says,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22"I can't help feeling the world would be happier
0:11:22 > 0:11:25"if only everyone had a pet rabbit.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28"Every time I hold Albert and stroke his fluffy ears, it makes me
0:11:28 > 0:11:31"want to make the world a better place."
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I want to make your world a better place, Laura from Nottingham.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I thought you were meant to be looking for more stock.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Well, it's not like we're straining to meet demand.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- We should have some more of these motivational talks.- Have faith.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45We'll come good.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right, well, in the meantime, I'm off.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Got some big plans for tonight. - What plans?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53If it's a threesome with Camilla, I'm flattered,
0:11:53 > 0:11:54but I'd rather you just watched.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's our anniversary.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Ah!
0:11:59 > 0:12:00I had an anniversary once.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07You look beautiful. Gorgeous.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- You look very dashing.- Oh, yeah?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I can do a bit of dashing.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Did you rent it?- Yeah.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Yep.- And I got dressed in the dark!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24You all right?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Yeah, no, I... Yeah.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Do you remember when we first came down here?- Mm-hmm.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34To be closer to my dad. Sorry about that.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37But you never complained, Mills. I noticed that.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Not once. You are amazing.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44You kind of turned my life around.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I mean it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I was a mess before I met you.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51But you...
0:12:52 > 0:12:56..got me through it all, and you kept me in the meetings,
0:12:56 > 0:12:57gave me something good.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01And I know I don't deserve you.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- You do.- I don't.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05But, um...
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Um...
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I had a whole speech planned
0:13:16 > 0:13:18and I was going to do it after the meal, but, uh...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's a stand-in, obviously.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I was thinking that maybe later you could go
0:13:30 > 0:13:32and choose one that you like.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36So, will you marry me?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42SHE STARTS SOBBING
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, God.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- I'm sorry.- Mills?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I'm really sorry.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57- You OK?- Oh!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Yes.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Of course, I will. Yes!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07APPLAUSE
0:14:07 > 0:14:12- I love you.- I love you, too.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13That's a very Taurean trait.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18They're known for their abundance of energy, especially sexually.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Well, he is 15 years younger.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Helen!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I'm a psychic, I'm not a sex therapist.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I don't know, let me see if I can feel anything.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I'm just...I'm just sensing it's...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You shouldn't rush in too quickly.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Yeah, there's...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I've got doubt around his reliability.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Yeah. But fun.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Yeah. And think of oranges and purples.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57They're all positive colours.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00OK. I'll call you in a few days.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Bye.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39What are you doing? It's early.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41It's really not that early.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43SHE GIGGLES
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- You off to save the world? - Hmm...yes.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- I love you.- Love you, too.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Have a good day.- See you later.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08KNOCK ON DOOR
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Hi.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Um...Jack Turner?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Yeah.- I'm Anna.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23We've met before.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26I'm sorry, I...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29It was about eight years ago.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32In Manchester, at a gig. It was...
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Primal Scream.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- No, I don't... Sorry, I'm late for work, so.- Well, um...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40You gave me your, um...
0:16:40 > 0:16:41your card.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45What do you want?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Well, can I come in for a minute?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I'm not going to rob you, I promise.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Just for a minute. Come in.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Thank you.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07- It's a nice place.- Thanks.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You've, um...
0:17:09 > 0:17:11obviously done well for yourself.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yeah, I do OK. Sorry, how can I help?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Are you, um, married?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Engaged. Recently.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Congratulations.- Thanks.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21No kids, then?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23No...why are you here?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- But she'd like to, wouldn't she? - Excuse me?
0:17:26 > 0:17:27But you don't, do you?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I take it you didn't come here to
0:17:31 > 0:17:33make small talk about my personal life?
0:17:34 > 0:17:35No.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45This is my son, Phoenix.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54He's seven years, six months and 12 days old.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56He was conceived just over eight years ago.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Surprise!
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Didn't we wear a condom?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16So, you do remember?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Well, how do you know he's mine? I mean...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I don't exactly remember you being that hard to get into bed.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I know this isn't how you imagined your morning going.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27So you don't know he's mine? He could be anyone's.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I have, um, a home paternity test.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I mean, we can see a doctor if you'd like,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39but, um, it's 99.9% accurate.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Takes three to five days. Postage is paid.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I've got two samples.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47One for me and one for Phoenix. They're fresh.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Here's my, um, address and phone number,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53so if you could let me know the results.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I've come a long way to tell you this face-to-face.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58What you want from me?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I want to know if you're the father of my son.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08So, if you could let me know.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'm not going anywhere.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15I'll see myself out.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Half an hour late, sunshine. - Sorry!- I'll dock your pay.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44What did you get up to last night?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I had a less than mediocre wank.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Then I cried.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I proposed to Camilla.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Fuck off!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Seriously?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- I take it she said "no." - She said "yeah."
0:19:56 > 0:19:58You lucky bastard!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Congratulations.- Thanks.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02HE IMITATES BULLET PASSING IN SLOW MOTION
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Hey!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Hey!- You all right?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Yeah. Something smells good.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06It's spaghetti. It's nothing special.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08How was work? Long day?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Promise me you'll never ride a motorbike.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- We had another one in, today.- Aw.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- It was all right, but it was touch and go.- Oh, sorry, darling.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I still walked around the whole day with a smile like this.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24How was your day?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25All right.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Did you ask him to be your best man?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Who, Paul?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- I thought you might. - No. Somehow, no.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- SHE GIGGLES - He's my sponsor and he's my boss. Imagine the speech that he'd give.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40IMITATING PAUL: "The thing about Jack is...
0:21:40 > 0:21:43"he's just such a fucking prick!"
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Exactly.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Mm...I was thinking...
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Oh, yeah?- We could have the wedding this winter.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Winter? That's quite soon.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56But it would only be small. Just 80 or 90.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59How big is large? 200?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Well, Jessica and Timothy had 200 at their wedding.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Unlike Tim, I don't know the whole of Wales.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- You all right?- Yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yeah. Sorry.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Winter sounds good.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Though, if you do want 80 guests,
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I do hope you know more people than I do.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Phoe, stop playing with them, eat them.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36How did the dinosaurs die?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- How did they die?- Mm.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Well, some people think a big meteor hit the Earth and that killed them.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44What's a meteor?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Um...it's like a big rock and it floats around in space.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Did it hurt them?- No. - But it killed them?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Well, um...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57..when it hit the Earth, it probably caused a big explosion,
0:22:57 > 0:23:01but it happened very quickly, so I don't think it hurt them.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Do you think a meteor might hit Earth now?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- No, because that was millions of years ago.- But it might.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10No, it won't, because nowadays we've got scientists, and they'd know if
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- there was a meteor coming. - But they can't stop it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- How would they stop it? - Well, they'd probably...
0:23:15 > 0:23:17send astronauts into space,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20and then they'd blow it up before it arrives.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- I'd like to be an astronaut.- Mm-hmm.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Or a vet. I like animals.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30And I'd like you to eat your veg, please.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Why aren't you eating?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Because I'm not hungry.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36But still.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Say "please."
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Hmm...OK, I'll eat them.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42Good boy.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Someone needs to call the police,
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- because you're murdering the game of chess.- I have something to tell you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I'm on tenterhooks.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I asked Camilla to marry me.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02She said "yes."
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Really?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07You happy for me?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10How are you going to support her?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11I have a job.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15You fix fruities that no-one wants. It's not a job, it's a hobby.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16I enjoy farting in public,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19but I don't go around trying to claim it's a profession.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21You need to grow up, son.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24If you're prepared to marry a woman, you need to make damn sure
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- you earn a good enough wage to look after her.- Did that win Mum?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- What was that?- Nothing.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Your mum ran out on us.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42I worked every day of my life to put food on the table. She left.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46She left both of us.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- You don't mention her to me. All right?- Sorry.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56You go and pour me a drink.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Fuck me, shire horse coming through!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21HE GROANS
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I've been drinking lots of water.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Trying to flush the system and all that detox bullshit, but...
0:25:29 > 0:25:31It just goes right through me.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38I think I must have a bladder the size of an incontinent mouse.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Whew!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41That's better.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Here, you should be at your desk.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Not lurking in the toilets like the ghost of George Michael.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48George Michael isn't dead.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Really? You sure?- Yeah.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Right. See you back there.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58HE SINGS Careless Whisper
0:26:34 > 0:26:37You're an Aries, right?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39No.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Do you not want to meet him?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48We don't have to tell him who you are.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50We can take that slowly.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Or if you're not up for this, then you can walk away,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57and I promise we'll never bother you again.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Um...
0:27:08 > 0:27:10This is Mummy's friend Jack.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Hello, Phoenix.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19What do we do when we meet someone?
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Phoe?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- HE MUMBLES:- Nice to meet you.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Nice to meet you, too, Phoenix.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Mummy's going to go and make some tea,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41so will you look after Jack for a minute for me, please?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Because I'm sure Jack would really like to watch some television
0:27:50 > 0:27:51with you, wouldn't you, Jack?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Yeah. I'd like that.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56That - yeah. Very much.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24What are you watching?
0:28:24 > 0:28:25The TV.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Right.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Do you like puffins?
0:28:36 > 0:28:37Course you do.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Why else would we be watching this?
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Thank you. That was really great.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00- I'm sorry, I'm not exactly Jerry Maguire.- That's not a bad thing!
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- Phoenix, eh? That's an interesting name.- It means rebirth.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Does it? Oh, right.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- You'd have preferred Jack Junior? - Yeah!
0:29:10 > 0:29:15Look, I don't mean to be rude, but what exactly do you want from me?
0:29:15 > 0:29:16We don't want anything.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21We came here because I think he's at an age when he should know who his dad is.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Why didn't you tell me before? I mean, you've had seven years.
0:29:26 > 0:29:27Honestly?
0:29:29 > 0:29:32At the time, I didn't think you'd be a good influence.
0:29:32 > 0:29:33Sorry.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38You should have told me.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Have you told your wife?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42She's my fiancee.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46That's my business.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Do you think I'm silly? To care about all this stuff?
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Maybe we should just go to a beach and get married in flip-flops.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02I mean, honestly, creme or cream?
0:30:03 > 0:30:05They're exactly the same!
0:30:08 > 0:30:10What do you think?
0:30:13 > 0:30:17Well...I've always dreamt of creme tablecloths for my wedding.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27And the way I do it, I like to get right up close.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30And in the right-hand corner, that's where the heater comes in.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33So, that's where you're going to benefit from most of it.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- The skin does look amazing.- Does it? Thanks!- Yeah.- Have you seen?
0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Yeah, it's good. It's great. - Oh, it's delish.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Wow! It's that butcher.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43- The new butcher.- Mm.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Oh, my God, like, everything, everything is organic.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- All of it.- Wow!
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Then, if they don't have it, you give Gordon a call
0:30:50 > 0:30:51and he'll deliver it the next day.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- Oh, we haven't been. We should go. - Yeah.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Cam, have you got a date yet?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Oh, well, we were thinking about maybe December.
0:30:58 > 0:30:59Oh...!
0:30:59 > 0:31:00A winter wedding!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Stunning!
0:31:02 > 0:31:04But it'll just be really small, just, like, 80 people.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Oh, very intimate.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Hey, if you're looking for a soloist,
0:31:08 > 0:31:12I know this fantastic tenor, who's just opened the Glyndebourne season.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Oh, that would be amazing. Wouldn't that be amazing?
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.- Oh, no problem.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Hey, look, anything, anything you guys want...
0:31:20 > 0:31:21Just give me a call.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Right? Any time.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26Oh, not for me, thank you.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Oh, sorry, I forgot.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31- Had you picked a best man yet, Jack? - Not yet.
0:31:31 > 0:31:32Well..
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Barry is something of an expert. What is it, four times?
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Well, three and a half, technically.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40I shared it that time with Charlie's brother in France. Remember?
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- That was hilarious. Do you remember that?- I don't think I was invited.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Oh, that was hysterical.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Barry dressed up as a gendarme and he...
0:31:49 > 0:31:50A what?
0:31:50 > 0:31:51A French policeman.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53He ran around the wedding,
0:31:53 > 0:31:56pretending to arrest people for crimes against the bride and groom.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Do you remember when you tried to arrest the bride's mother
0:31:59 > 0:32:01for sleeping with the groom?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- And she was, like, not laughing at all.- Nothing. Nothing.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07It was really nothing.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10I had the moustache. And I had the baton. Do you remember it?
0:32:10 > 0:32:12And I went, "Whoa!"
0:32:15 > 0:32:16It's not too bad, is it?
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Well, erm...it's out of the way, right?
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Do you want to go and play with the other kids?
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Or we can play in the climbing frame, if you want, you and me.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- It's not safe.- Says who?
0:32:30 > 0:32:31Mum.
0:32:32 > 0:32:33Right.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35From what I'm feeling, I get the sense that...
0:32:39 > 0:32:42I bet there are some things you want to do that your mum doesn't like?
0:32:45 > 0:32:47I used to get into trouble all the time as a kid.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51There was a time when I stole a bottle of my dad's whisky and drank half of it.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54I had to go to the hospital and get my stomach pumped. I nearly died.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58But...
0:32:58 > 0:32:59I was fine.
0:33:01 > 0:33:02Don't ever do that, by the way.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Sometimes, I play computer games.
0:33:08 > 0:33:09Do you?
0:33:09 > 0:33:11I play computer games.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Does your mum not like that?
0:33:19 > 0:33:21That can be our little secret.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- It's delicious.- Thanks.
0:33:25 > 0:33:26Mm.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32I've got some good news.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33Go on.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Dad called today and...
0:33:37 > 0:33:40he said that, as the wedding gift,
0:33:40 > 0:33:43he and Mum would like to pay for this new treatment.
0:33:43 > 0:33:44It's, erm...
0:33:44 > 0:33:48It's like IVF, but it has these amazing results with...
0:33:49 > 0:33:52..conceptionally challenged women.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Erm, anyway, it's hideously expensive,
0:33:54 > 0:33:55but they offered to cover the cost
0:33:55 > 0:33:58and that we could start right after the wedding.
0:34:00 > 0:34:01Wow.
0:34:02 > 0:34:03It's far too generous.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08- You're not pleased?- I am pleased.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11- What is it?- Nothing.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Sweetheart...?
0:34:17 > 0:34:18No, it'd just be...
0:34:21 > 0:34:23It'd just be nice to know that something around here
0:34:23 > 0:34:26was actually mine, that's all, and wasn't a hand-out.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28- What do you mean? - Well, this house, my car and...
0:34:31 > 0:34:33..these pictures, these clothes...
0:34:33 > 0:34:34Well, not these clothes, but...
0:34:35 > 0:34:36It's all paid for by you.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42And if we're going to have a child, it'd be nice to know it's actually mine.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44- But, it would be yours. - Paid for by your dad.
0:34:46 > 0:34:47But we can't afford it.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Well, if you give me a little bit of time, then...
0:34:49 > 0:34:52- But it's very easy for men to ask for time.- At least I do...
0:34:53 > 0:34:55..ask.
0:34:55 > 0:34:56You know?
0:34:57 > 0:34:59What?
0:35:00 > 0:35:01It's just ever since...
0:35:02 > 0:35:04..you know, the last time.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10I think you've always just assumed that I wanted a child.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Well... Well, don't you?
0:35:17 > 0:35:18You're sure?
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Well...I am sure.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26So, if you're not, then, erm...
0:35:28 > 0:35:30..I really think we might... we might have a problem.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Of course I do. I do.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34I do want one.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35But, at some point.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38- It's just...- You're scared.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40But there's no need to be.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43You'll be a wonderful father. You don't give yourself enough credit.
0:35:43 > 0:35:44You give me too much, Mills.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49Well, that's what you do when you love someone.
0:35:49 > 0:35:50Why are you with me?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55- You're being silly.- Seriously.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Well, maybe it's because...
0:36:02 > 0:36:03..you're kind.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06And...
0:36:06 > 0:36:07And you're funny.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11And you're loving.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Or... Or maybe it's because you're a sex robot
0:36:16 > 0:36:18that's been sent from the future
0:36:18 > 0:36:22to give me more physical pleasure than any woman has ever experienced.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- It's because I'm funny, isn't it? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45Oh, it's you.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Well, who are you expecting, Dad? Princess Di?
0:36:49 > 0:36:51How about we don't play chess just this one time?
0:36:52 > 0:36:56- Well, why would we do that? - Because it's a nice day, Dad.
0:36:56 > 0:36:57We could go to the park.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Let's have a sit down.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06MOBILE BEEPS
0:37:11 > 0:37:13- Who was that?- No-one.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Do you think I would make a good father, Dad?
0:37:33 > 0:37:35You're an alcoholic.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- I've been sober for seven years, Dad.- People don't change.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46- I think they can.- Then you're wrong.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Am I a disappointment to you, Dad?
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Let's carry on walking.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Everything OK?
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Yeah, just worrying about money a bit.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13I can't even afford to get Camilla a proper engagement ring.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16I bet Camilla's got a lovely ring.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Why are we wasting our time doing all this?
0:38:25 > 0:38:27- Does that answer your question? - No.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Does this look like the gun of a man who wastes his time?
0:38:32 > 0:38:34One flash of this down at the bar
0:38:34 > 0:38:36and there will be a cacophony of chuff.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41Girls will, quite literally, lose their shit.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42I'm being serious, Paul.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Right. How did I afford to start this company?
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- You got five numbers on the lottery. - Five numbers and the bonus ball.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- What does that tell you? - That you gamble.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54That I'm good-looking. And lucky.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56It was one of the smallest prizes ever won
0:38:56 > 0:38:57by five numbers and the bonus ball.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01Yeah, even so, it'll all work out.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04In fact, I got an e-mail about some arcades down at Southsea.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06- Are you about to go and check them out on Friday?- Yeah.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08See?
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Business is booming, Jack, my small-cocked friend.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Now, get back to work.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25- I bet they've had some good usage. - Just a bit.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29- They're beautiful. - It's as old as I am, that one.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Of course, I'm in my absolute prime.
0:39:32 > 0:39:33Well, of course.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38You're going to look after them, I hope?
0:39:40 > 0:39:41Yeah, I promise.
0:39:42 > 0:39:43They're great.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47We'll have someone come and pick them up next week.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54So, where did you learn to fix those horrid machines?
0:39:54 > 0:39:56It's a bit of a random skill.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58I've always loved games. They're amazing.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00I used to work in an arcade for a bit.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Picked up all kinds of stuff along the way,
0:40:02 > 0:40:05- when I wasn't smoking and getting pissed around the back.- Erm...
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Sorry.
0:40:06 > 0:40:07Sorry, little man.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09What other skills do you have?
0:40:09 > 0:40:10Hoovering.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12I'm pretty good at hoovering.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Yeah, wow, that's really time well spent, that.
0:40:14 > 0:40:15- That's great.- Thanks.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20I could always rig up sound systems as well. I was pretty good at that.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21- I used to do that.- Shut up.- I did!
0:40:21 > 0:40:22I used to hang around with bands.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25You know, guys who thought they were going to be the next Oasis.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Groupie. You mean, you were a groupie?- No!
0:40:27 > 0:40:29What's a groupie?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31It's, erm... someone who likes music.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33I like music. I'm a groupie.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35No, because groupies like the musicians
0:40:35 > 0:40:37more than they like the actual music
0:40:37 > 0:40:39and they travel around with them and help them a lot.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Did you help quite a bit?
0:40:42 > 0:40:43What?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45I want to be a groupie.
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Mummy is not a groupie!
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Now, you want to be a vet, don't you, sweetheart?
0:40:50 > 0:40:51Or a groupie.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54I think vet. I think you'd be good as a vet, Phoenix.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55I need the loo. Will you watch him for a minute?
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Do you need to go? Right.
0:41:05 > 0:41:06So, Phoenix...
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- Yep.- There's a Phoenix in Harry Potter, isn't there?
0:41:11 > 0:41:13I never heard that before.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Right.
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Are you Mum's boyfriend?
0:41:19 > 0:41:21No. Just friends.
0:41:22 > 0:41:23- Do you love her?- No.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Why not?
0:41:25 > 0:41:26Because I don't.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30I like her a lot, but I'm not in love with her. It's different.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33It's like you like chocolate, but you're not in love with chocolate.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36- I do love chocolate.- Of course you do. It was a bad example.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Are you going to be my dad?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Would you like me to be?
0:41:46 > 0:41:49Er...come on, boys! Are we going to hit those rides or what?
0:41:49 > 0:41:50Come on! Yeah!
0:41:50 > 0:41:51Race you! Race you!
0:42:10 > 0:42:12# If you happen to read this
0:42:15 > 0:42:17# Rose was born
0:42:20 > 0:42:22# Child actor-ess
0:42:24 > 0:42:27# On the fifth day of the snow
0:42:30 > 0:42:31# Be good or be gone
0:42:34 > 0:42:37# Be good or be
0:42:37 > 0:42:39# Be gone
0:42:49 > 0:42:51# The range is staggering
0:42:54 > 0:42:56# Movement and timing
0:42:59 > 0:43:01# Frame by frame
0:43:04 > 0:43:06# It did unfold
0:43:09 > 0:43:11# Be good or be gone
0:43:14 > 0:43:17# Be good or be
0:43:17 > 0:43:19# Be gone
0:43:29 > 0:43:31# I read to you on Saturdays
0:43:33 > 0:43:36# Museum has closed down
0:43:39 > 0:43:41# Sell all your things
0:43:43 > 0:43:46# At the end of the drive
0:43:48 > 0:43:51# Be good or be gone
0:43:53 > 0:43:56# Be good or be
0:43:56 > 0:43:58# Be gone. #
0:44:08 > 0:44:10- Oh, careful.- Not going to make it.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11It's not going to make it.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13- Oh...!- Your turn.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16PHONE RINGS
0:44:16 > 0:44:17Sorry...
0:44:17 > 0:44:18Let's try this one.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Sally?
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Hello.
0:44:23 > 0:44:24Erm...
0:44:24 > 0:44:25You take my turn.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27I'm sorry about that. Erm...
0:44:27 > 0:44:29No, well, that's not usually the case, is it?
0:44:30 > 0:44:31Just calm down a minute.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33I can't really understand what you're saying.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35I've got a bad feeling about this.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38Ready?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Well, I don't think that's really very fair.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Oh...
0:44:45 > 0:44:46Well, I'm really sorry about that.
0:44:46 > 0:44:47Oh, which one shall I use?
0:44:49 > 0:44:51- I think this one. - Hang on a minute. Erm...
0:44:51 > 0:44:52- Oh...!- Oh...!
0:44:52 > 0:44:54I'm really sorry.
0:44:54 > 0:44:55- Do want another game?- Yeah.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Tell you what, I'm going to the kitchen to get some water.
0:44:58 > 0:44:59- Do you want some?- No, thank you.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11ANNA SIGHS HEAVILY
0:45:11 > 0:45:12Are you OK?
0:45:12 > 0:45:13Yeah.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Do you want me to make you a cup of tea?
0:45:15 > 0:45:17No. No, thanks.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18Phoenix lost at Buckaroo.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Oh, did he?
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Everything all right with work?
0:45:25 > 0:45:26What do you think?
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Can you really see things?
0:45:31 > 0:45:33- I found you, didn't I?- Yeah.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35- Although, you did have my business card.- Yeah.
0:45:37 > 0:45:38I was thinking of maybe...
0:45:39 > 0:45:41..maybe we could tell him soon who I am?
0:45:42 > 0:45:45- Really?- Yeah, definitely. I mean...
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Can't keep him wrapped in a bubble all the time.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Yeah, and don't the kids go back to school today?
0:45:52 > 0:45:53I can teach him.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56I think he'd be better off at school.
0:45:56 > 0:45:57You've known him, what, four weeks?
0:45:58 > 0:46:01Who do you think you are to come and tell me how to raise my kid?
0:46:03 > 0:46:05Erm... I'm his dad.
0:46:05 > 0:46:06Really?
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Have you told Camilla yet?
0:46:08 > 0:46:10- No. But, I will.- Will you?
0:46:10 > 0:46:14Because, at the moment, I don't think you actually give a shit.
0:46:14 > 0:46:15I mean, have you told anyone yet?
0:46:17 > 0:46:19You hide us away like some dirty little secret
0:46:19 > 0:46:22and then you come here pretending that it's your pride and joy.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Look, who do you think you are?
0:46:29 > 0:46:31I'm sorry, Anna.
0:46:34 > 0:46:35I'm sorry.
0:46:38 > 0:46:39Hey, I'll tell her.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41I will. I'll tell her.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46You were with her when you met me, weren't you?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Are you coming? It's ready.
0:47:03 > 0:47:04Mills?
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Sweetheart?
0:47:12 > 0:47:13Mills?
0:47:15 > 0:47:16Oh, there you are.
0:47:20 > 0:47:21You OK?
0:47:24 > 0:47:26You'll never guess who I saw today.
0:47:30 > 0:47:31I've no idea. Who? Lucy or...?
0:47:33 > 0:47:34Close.
0:47:34 > 0:47:35Barry?
0:47:38 > 0:47:39Erm...Matthew.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Dr Matthew?
0:47:41 > 0:47:42You all right?
0:47:46 > 0:47:47What's that?
0:47:51 > 0:47:52It's, erm...
0:47:52 > 0:47:54It's only six weeks.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56You can barely see it.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01How? I don't understand.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05The old-fashioned way.
0:48:07 > 0:48:10But he did say we have to be very careful.
0:48:10 > 0:48:15Not too much excitement or stress, because of what happened last time.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18He even joked that we should cancel the wedding.
0:48:18 > 0:48:19But, yeah, erm...
0:48:20 > 0:48:21We're going to have a baby.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28Come here...
0:48:39 > 0:48:43# And you dream whatever you want to dream
0:48:43 > 0:48:48# Go to sleep, my little buddy
0:48:48 > 0:48:52# One day, you'll be whatever you want to be
0:48:53 > 0:48:58# Whatever you want to be. #
0:48:58 > 0:49:00BABY WAILS
0:49:00 > 0:49:01That's for your singing, Baz.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03As far as I remember, I was head chorister.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06- As far as I remember, you used to blow Mr Downer.- Tim...!
0:49:06 > 0:49:08- What?- You're so crude!
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Oh, he looks just like you.
0:49:10 > 0:49:13Sadly, I think he might have Barry's nose.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Oh, he so well-behaved, so responsive.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19Psychologists believe there's a 2% intelligence swing,
0:49:19 > 0:49:22depending on how much stimulus they receive in the first five months.
0:49:22 > 0:49:232% doesn't seem that much.
0:49:23 > 0:49:27I play classical music and read Shakespeare to him.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30Apparently, water's a very good stimulus for him as well,
0:49:30 > 0:49:32because it reminds him of being in the womb.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Though, I found Sebastian quite loves the aquarium.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38- Have you been there often? - A few times.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Fascinating place. Never know what you're going to see.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44Well, fish, probably.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48God, I can't believe that's going to be us.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50Hopefully.
0:49:53 > 0:49:54- I was thinking something...- Mm-hm?
0:49:56 > 0:50:00- We... You know you said you didn't want to have a best man?- Mm.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02Well, I thought, just to keep my parents happy
0:50:02 > 0:50:05and, you know, for the tradition,
0:50:05 > 0:50:08- that if you didn't trust Paul... - Mm-hm?
0:50:08 > 0:50:09..maybe you could have Barry.
0:50:11 > 0:50:12Barry?
0:50:12 > 0:50:15Yeah. I know. He can be a bit pleased with himself.
0:50:15 > 0:50:16A bit?
0:50:16 > 0:50:17He's one of my oldest friends.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19And he's very dependable.
0:50:19 > 0:50:21He'd do an amazing job. He's done it four times.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22Maybe.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24- But I'm not having Barry as my best man.- Why not?
0:50:24 > 0:50:25Because he's a twat,
0:50:25 > 0:50:27who has wallpaper like this.
0:50:29 > 0:50:31It's called Appalachian Trail.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Hey, Baz...
0:50:34 > 0:50:36Do you want some milk in yours, or...?
0:50:36 > 0:50:39Mills, Lucy wants to show you the birthing photos.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41- They're really beautiful.- Oh, OK.
0:50:41 > 0:50:42I'll do this.
0:50:44 > 0:50:46I was kidding, by the way. It's lovely.
0:50:46 > 0:50:47It's OK.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50It's OK. We're different people, you and I.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54But I do think we should, erm...
0:50:54 > 0:50:55try and get along.
0:50:55 > 0:50:56Mm.
0:50:59 > 0:51:02If nothing else, then, our partners are very good friends, you know?
0:51:02 > 0:51:03Yeah.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06I like to hope I'm not a difficult man to spend time with.
0:51:06 > 0:51:07No, you're not.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Besides, we might have more in common than you think.
0:51:11 > 0:51:12Maybe.
0:51:15 > 0:51:16Forgive my little ribbing before.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18I couldn't help myself.
0:51:20 > 0:51:21The aquarium.
0:51:24 > 0:51:25About five-foot four.
0:51:25 > 0:51:26Long, dark hair.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28Looks like Aphrodite.
0:51:28 > 0:51:29A little kid.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33- That was my cousin. - It's OK. I get it.
0:51:33 > 0:51:34We're men, you know?
0:51:34 > 0:51:37We are not evolved to be with just one woman.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40It's a fact.
0:51:40 > 0:51:4170% of undeveloped indigenous tribes
0:51:41 > 0:51:44revolve around the male leading a monogamous lifestyle.
0:51:44 > 0:51:45- Polygamous.- That's what I said.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47It's how we are.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Look...
0:51:50 > 0:51:52I've had indiscretions.
0:51:52 > 0:51:53I still do.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Obviously, family comes first, but...
0:51:57 > 0:51:59There's no denying human nature.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02We are animals, after all.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04- It's really not like that.- Sure.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09And the little boy's not yours, is he?
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Well...
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Right, well, erm...
0:52:17 > 0:52:21That's a different kettle of fish, as they say.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22Oh, look at you. White as a sheet.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Like I said, we're not so different, after all.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33PINBALL MACHINE PINGS
0:52:41 > 0:52:42Jack!
0:52:42 > 0:52:45I've been thinking I might enrol you in an Mandarin course.
0:52:45 > 0:52:48I mean, obviously, with the way the world's going
0:52:48 > 0:52:52it looks like the Chinese empire's growing stronger and stronger.
0:52:52 > 0:52:56So, I think it's an idea to try and infiltrate the Chinese market.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00I saw this documentary a couple of weeks ago about an autistic kid
0:53:00 > 0:53:02that learned Mandarin in two months.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04I'm not expecting you to learn it in two months,
0:53:04 > 0:53:05but I was thinking three months.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07- Paul...- Aye?
0:53:08 > 0:53:10I need to talk to you about something.
0:53:12 > 0:53:13Fuck me...
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Mm.
0:53:16 > 0:53:17That's...
0:53:18 > 0:53:20That's quite the predicament.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23- What are you going to do? - I don't know.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26- What would you do? - I think you should have a pint.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Oh, come on. You're meant to be my sponsor.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Fair enough. Maybe I'll have one.
0:53:31 > 0:53:32I'm being serious, Paul.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34- Seriously?- Yeah.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41I can tell you what the steps are and how to apply them.
0:53:42 > 0:53:44I can assure you that, despite all appearances,
0:53:44 > 0:53:47our business is destined for success, but...
0:53:49 > 0:53:51..in this, mate, I'm out of my depth.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55- Maybe you could flee the country. - Camilla's pregnant.
0:53:55 > 0:53:56It wasn't me.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58My God...
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Is she attractive?
0:54:03 > 0:54:04Who?
0:54:04 > 0:54:06The mother of your elder child.
0:54:06 > 0:54:07Anna? Yeah, she's fine.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09I suppose.
0:54:09 > 0:54:10I'm engaged.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Yeah.
0:54:14 > 0:54:15But I'm not.
0:54:19 > 0:54:21Well, I don't know if that's fair.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24I'd say, usually, I'm pretty bang-on. No?
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Oh, no. I'm sorry. I don't do refunds.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41Right, well, I'm very sorry you feel that way.
0:54:43 > 0:54:44Bye.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48And ta-da!
0:54:49 > 0:54:50Bang!
0:54:51 > 0:54:52My special work.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57It's gorgeous, darling.
0:54:58 > 0:54:59Oh...
0:54:59 > 0:55:00Missed a spot.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06MOBILE PHONE BUZZES AND PINGS
0:55:30 > 0:55:31Food for two.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35What did I do to deserve such a caring man in my life?
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Hello...
0:56:01 > 0:56:02DOCUMENTARY ON TELEVISION
0:56:02 > 0:56:03MOBILE PHONE PINGS
0:56:12 > 0:56:13- Who was that?- Just Paul.
0:56:15 > 0:56:16Just work stuff.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Hello?
0:56:29 > 0:56:30Hi. Erm...
0:56:31 > 0:56:34You must be, erm...Camilla, yeah?
0:56:34 > 0:56:37- Yes.- Sorry. I'm Anna. I know Jack.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Yes?- Erm...I work with him.
0:56:41 > 0:56:42Something's come up at work.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45I thought I might drop by, see if he was in.
0:56:45 > 0:56:47Well, he's out of the moment. Can I take a message?
0:56:48 > 0:56:50No, it's all right. Erm...
0:56:50 > 0:56:51Do you know where he is?
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Oh, well, he's just... He's seeing his dad.
0:56:56 > 0:56:57But he should be back soon.
0:56:58 > 0:56:59Right.
0:57:05 > 0:57:08Do you want to come in and wait? I can make you a cup of tea.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Well, is that all right?
0:57:14 > 0:57:16Yeah, that'd be lovely. Thanks.
0:57:21 > 0:57:23I really am sorry for barging in like this.
0:57:23 > 0:57:24Oh, don't worry.
0:57:25 > 0:57:28So, have you and Jack worked together for long?
0:57:29 > 0:57:31No, not really.
0:57:31 > 0:57:32And what is it you do?
0:57:33 > 0:57:36No, it's silly. I erm...rent...
0:57:36 > 0:57:40I rent old, like, arcade games for kids' parties and stuff.
0:57:40 > 0:57:41That sounds fun.
0:57:41 > 0:57:43Yeah, I like it.
0:57:43 > 0:57:44Well, that's good.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46I like kids.
0:57:47 > 0:57:48Me too.
0:57:51 > 0:57:53Are you expecting?
0:57:56 > 0:57:58Did Jack tell you?
0:57:58 > 0:58:00No. No, he didn't.
0:58:01 > 0:58:02Oh, God. I'm not showing already, am I?
0:58:02 > 0:58:05No, it's just the way, erm...
0:58:07 > 0:58:09I've... I've got a kid.
0:58:10 > 0:58:12He honestly didn't tell you?
0:58:13 > 0:58:15No, he definitely didn't.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18It's just that we're not telling anyone at the moment,
0:58:18 > 0:58:21because it's early days and in case anything happens.
0:58:21 > 0:58:22Yeah, of course. Erm...
0:58:24 > 0:58:26Well, I hope you...
0:58:26 > 0:58:28I hope you both stay healthy.
0:58:30 > 0:58:33- How old is your one?- He's seven.
0:58:33 > 0:58:34Oh, that must keep you busy.
0:58:34 > 0:58:37Yeah, but he's an angel. I'd do anything for him.
0:58:37 > 0:58:38Of course.
0:58:40 > 0:58:41Is he at school around here?
0:58:41 > 0:58:43No, erm...
0:58:44 > 0:58:46We're moving him at the moment.
0:58:46 > 0:58:47Oh, where to?
0:58:49 > 0:58:51That's a good question. I don't know yet.
0:58:51 > 0:58:52FRONT DOOR OPENS
0:58:52 > 0:58:54Oh, here he is.
0:58:54 > 0:58:56Hey!
0:58:56 > 0:58:57You've got a visitor.
0:58:57 > 0:58:58- Hello, Jack.- Hey.
0:59:01 > 0:59:02What are you doing here?
0:59:02 > 0:59:05I tried your phone several times, but you weren't answering.
0:59:05 > 0:59:07No, I've just been...
0:59:07 > 0:59:08having problems with it.
0:59:10 > 0:59:12Well, erm...I'll leave you to it.
0:59:12 > 0:59:14It was nice to meet you.
0:59:14 > 0:59:15Yeah, you, too.
0:59:15 > 0:59:17And erm...really good luck with the baby.
0:59:17 > 0:59:19- Thanks.- Oh, did you tell her?
0:59:19 > 0:59:21No. She guessed.
0:59:21 > 0:59:24- I'll just be in the kitchen. - All right, darling.
0:59:26 > 0:59:27I'm going to go.
0:59:28 > 0:59:31Like I said, congratulations on the baby.
0:59:31 > 0:59:32Good luck to you both.
0:59:37 > 0:59:39Anna, wait! Wait.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41- I wanted to tell you. - But you didn't, did you?
0:59:41 > 0:59:43No, I didn't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
0:59:43 > 0:59:44Look, let's go to the playground tomorrow
0:59:44 > 0:59:46and talk it all over properly.
0:59:47 > 0:59:48Please?
0:59:52 > 0:59:53NEWS REPORT ON TV
0:59:58 > 0:59:59- Has she gone?- Yeah.
0:59:59 > 1:00:00Sorry about that.
1:00:00 > 1:00:03I don't know why she's coming round here.
1:00:04 > 1:00:05Is she all right?
1:00:06 > 1:00:07I think so, yes.
1:00:07 > 1:00:11I think she's having problems at home or something with her...
1:00:12 > 1:00:14I didn't know you worked with any women.
1:00:14 > 1:00:16No, I don't work with her. I...
1:00:16 > 1:00:17She's a different department.
1:00:17 > 1:00:19What are you doing?
1:00:21 > 1:00:22Names.
1:00:22 > 1:00:23Names?
1:00:23 > 1:00:24I like it.
1:00:24 > 1:00:25It's about time.
1:00:25 > 1:00:27She was pretty.
1:00:27 > 1:00:29You think everyone's pretty. You're pretty.
1:00:31 > 1:00:33- You're funny.- Prettier.
1:00:33 > 1:00:34You're prettier.
1:00:42 > 1:00:45It's not a great day to come to the playground, is it?
1:00:45 > 1:00:46I like it.
1:00:47 > 1:00:48Fair enough.
1:00:51 > 1:00:52What's up?
1:00:52 > 1:00:54Nothing.
1:00:54 > 1:00:55Really?
1:00:56 > 1:00:58- I'm not allowed to tell you. - Oh, right.
1:00:58 > 1:01:00It's top secret, is it?
1:01:02 > 1:01:04We're going home.
1:01:05 > 1:01:07- Oh...- Do you think you could come with us?
1:01:07 > 1:01:09- Would you like that?- Yeah.
1:01:09 > 1:01:11- You're funny.- You're funny.
1:01:11 > 1:01:12No, you're funny.
1:01:14 > 1:01:15Stop it!
1:01:18 > 1:01:20Why don't you go and play with those kids and I'll chat to your mum?
1:01:20 > 1:01:24- They won't want to play with me. - They will. You're funny. Remember?
1:01:26 > 1:01:27Trust me.
1:01:38 > 1:01:40Are you angry with me?
1:01:47 > 1:01:49Camilla was pregnant when I met you.
1:01:53 > 1:01:56We'd only gone out for a few months and, er...
1:01:59 > 1:02:01I'd just started to clean myself up. Just gone to a few meetings.
1:02:03 > 1:02:06And then she falls pregnant, by accident.
1:02:07 > 1:02:10Her parents are Catholic and so she wanted to keep it.
1:02:12 > 1:02:14I just got terrified.
1:02:16 > 1:02:19So, I fell back into drinking and everything...
1:02:20 > 1:02:22And that was when I met you.
1:02:24 > 1:02:26And then, a month later, Camilla miscarries.
1:02:30 > 1:02:31And, er...
1:02:34 > 1:02:35..it was pretty bad.
1:02:35 > 1:02:36She was...
1:02:38 > 1:02:41Infections and stuff and she almost didn't make it.
1:02:45 > 1:02:47The doctors said she'd never be able to have kids again.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50And you were relieved.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54You're not going to tell her, are you?
1:02:55 > 1:02:58Well, what were you expecting? I mean...
1:02:58 > 1:02:59Knock at our door, you and Phoenix come in
1:02:59 > 1:03:01and we all play happy families.
1:03:01 > 1:03:04No, I expected you to be scared and to run away. But you didn't.
1:03:04 > 1:03:06- No, I didn't. - You knocked on our door, remember?
1:03:06 > 1:03:08I mean, granted, a few afternoons a week
1:03:08 > 1:03:11just so you could keep your conscience clear.
1:03:11 > 1:03:13I mean, if you're honest with yourself,
1:03:13 > 1:03:16you wanted to keep us away from your perfect little life and play daddy.
1:03:16 > 1:03:17My perfect life?
1:03:19 > 1:03:22I'd love to see it from where you're stood, because where I am...
1:03:23 > 1:03:25I've just about managed to mess up everything I've ever done.
1:03:27 > 1:03:29Complete fucking failure.
1:03:33 > 1:03:35Look at that...
1:03:36 > 1:03:38Phoenix! Be careful!
1:03:39 > 1:03:40Phoe!
1:03:42 > 1:03:43Phoenix!
1:03:43 > 1:03:44Phoenix!
1:03:46 > 1:03:47- Oh, God!- Mummy...
1:03:49 > 1:03:51- Come on! Come on!- Jack, can you please go a bit faster?
1:03:51 > 1:03:55- Just keep your hand tight on his head. Stem that blood flow.- I am.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57- Talk to Mummy all the time, all right?- Come on!
1:03:59 > 1:04:02- Michelle?- Will you slow down? I can't keep the pressure on.
1:04:02 > 1:04:04- He's lost quite a bit of blood. - Follow me straight away.
1:04:04 > 1:04:05It's all right, baby.
1:04:05 > 1:04:07We'll try and get him in. Straight in. Straight in.
1:04:09 > 1:04:11- What's his name?- Phoenix.
1:04:11 > 1:04:14OK, we're going to get him down straightaway.
1:04:27 > 1:04:29He'll be all right.
1:04:29 > 1:04:30It's my fault.
1:04:30 > 1:04:32No, it's not.
1:04:33 > 1:04:35- It's not.- It is.
1:04:38 > 1:04:39Is he all right?
1:04:40 > 1:04:41We've closed the head wound.
1:04:41 > 1:04:44He has lost a lot of blood, but he'll be absolutely fine.
1:04:44 > 1:04:46He'll need to sleep.
1:04:46 > 1:04:49We'll probably keep him in overnight, but just as a precaution.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52He might have some headaches over the next few weeks,
1:04:52 > 1:04:54but certainly no permanent damage.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56Thank you.
1:04:58 > 1:05:00- Mills...- Not now.
1:05:00 > 1:05:01I have a break in an hour.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10Did you know she was going to be here?
1:05:11 > 1:05:12Only hospital in the area.
1:05:16 > 1:05:17Thanks.
1:05:49 > 1:05:52Michelle said she thought he might be your nephew.
1:05:52 > 1:05:54But I said you were an only child.
1:05:57 > 1:05:59He's your son, isn't he?
1:06:04 > 1:06:05So, all this time...
1:06:07 > 1:06:09- ..you've been lying to me. - No, not all this time.
1:06:09 > 1:06:11I only found out about him a few weeks ago.
1:06:12 > 1:06:13I wanted to tell you.
1:06:16 > 1:06:17But what?
1:06:19 > 1:06:22- I was scared that you would leave me.- Oh, that's all right, then.
1:06:24 > 1:06:25Who is she?
1:06:25 > 1:06:28She doesn't sell arcade games, does she?
1:06:29 > 1:06:31Stupid Camilla...
1:06:31 > 1:06:32She'll believe anything.
1:06:34 > 1:06:37I met her in Manchester. We had a one-night stand.
1:06:37 > 1:06:38Well, when?
1:06:42 > 1:06:44When?
1:06:46 > 1:06:48About eight years ago.
1:06:50 > 1:06:52Just before you miscarried.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55When I was pregnant.
1:06:57 > 1:06:58I'm sorry.
1:07:00 > 1:07:04So, all that time when you were so kind and you were so supportive...
1:07:07 > 1:07:09- ..you were just feeling guilty. - Oh, please don't get upset.
1:07:09 > 1:07:13Don't get upset? Are you seriously telling me not to get upset?
1:07:15 > 1:07:16- I have to get back to work.- Mills...
1:07:16 > 1:07:19Get your stuff out of the house. I don't want to see you again.
1:07:19 > 1:07:20- Mills...- What?
1:07:20 > 1:07:22Can we not just talk about it or...?
1:07:23 > 1:07:24Maybe we could have.
1:07:51 > 1:07:55# You sat me down and told me
1:07:58 > 1:08:00# It'll be all right
1:08:01 > 1:08:10# You said we weren't the only good guys
1:08:12 > 1:08:15# That we carried the light
1:08:17 > 1:08:21# In our aching bodies
1:08:23 > 1:08:25# That we carried the light
1:08:27 > 1:08:31# Down, down, down
1:08:35 > 1:08:37# Down
1:08:37 > 1:08:41# Down, down, down
1:08:44 > 1:08:47# And the ashes fall
1:08:49 > 1:08:53# On the children's faces
1:08:54 > 1:08:58# On the names and races
1:09:02 > 1:09:08# Here, at the end of time
1:09:11 > 1:09:14# You will find us waiting
1:09:16 > 1:09:20# On the seashore, waiting. #
1:09:31 > 1:09:33My first impression is...
1:09:35 > 1:09:36..shit.
1:09:36 > 1:09:37Thanks.
1:09:37 > 1:09:40You potentially had two gorgeous women.
1:09:40 > 1:09:41And now one of them hates you
1:09:41 > 1:09:44because you impregnated her and lied to her.
1:09:44 > 1:09:45And the other one hates you
1:09:45 > 1:09:48because you impregnated her and lied to other people about her.
1:09:49 > 1:09:51And, if nothing else, it has a beautiful symmetry.
1:09:51 > 1:09:53It's not funny, Paul.
1:09:55 > 1:09:56Yeah. I suppose not.
1:09:57 > 1:09:58Is the boy OK?
1:09:58 > 1:09:59I think so.
1:10:02 > 1:10:04I'm going to go.
1:10:05 > 1:10:07- What, right now?- Yeah.
1:10:07 > 1:10:10I thought you might want to stay and celebrate.
1:10:10 > 1:10:11Celebrate what?
1:10:11 > 1:10:13We just secured our first long-term client.
1:10:13 > 1:10:16The ferry company loved the vintage gamer idea.
1:10:16 > 1:10:18That's great. I'll see you later.
1:10:19 > 1:10:21Here, you baw-sack.
1:10:23 > 1:10:24A wee advance from the contract.
1:10:25 > 1:10:28Now, see if you can buy yourself a smile, huh?
1:10:44 > 1:10:45KNOCKING
1:10:46 > 1:10:47Come in!
1:10:49 > 1:10:50Dad...
1:10:52 > 1:10:55- You look like crap.- Thanks. How did you know I was here?
1:10:56 > 1:10:59I need someone to help me pick up a new cooker tomorrow.
1:11:02 > 1:11:03You're not answering your mobile.
1:11:03 > 1:11:06And I'm not on Facebook.
1:11:07 > 1:11:08So, I rang your house.
1:11:08 > 1:11:10Spoke to Camilla.
1:11:11 > 1:11:13How is she?
1:11:13 > 1:11:15She told me what happened.
1:11:15 > 1:11:16What you've done.
1:11:17 > 1:11:19And?
1:11:19 > 1:11:20And I thought I should come and see you.
1:11:21 > 1:11:24Lend you my support. Here you are...
1:11:25 > 1:11:27Well, don't look so surprised.
1:11:28 > 1:11:29I am surprised.
1:11:33 > 1:11:34You are my son.
1:11:35 > 1:11:38A father should stand by his flesh and blood.
1:11:41 > 1:11:42I've messed up, haven't I?
1:11:43 > 1:11:44Maybe.
1:11:44 > 1:11:47It's like I've spent the last seven years trying to be good.
1:11:48 > 1:11:49All for nothing.
1:11:50 > 1:11:52It's tough out there.
1:11:52 > 1:11:53Yeah.
1:11:55 > 1:11:57Are you disappointed?
1:11:57 > 1:11:58No.
1:11:59 > 1:12:01We are what we are.
1:12:01 > 1:12:02But...
1:12:06 > 1:12:08- I thought this might cheer you up. - What?
1:12:09 > 1:12:10It's your favourite, as I recall.
1:12:11 > 1:12:12- Is this a joke?- No.
1:12:14 > 1:12:15I haven't had a drink in seven years, Dad.
1:12:15 > 1:12:17And look where it's got you.
1:12:23 > 1:12:25When you first came down here,
1:12:25 > 1:12:27I persuaded Camilla to come down here, too,
1:12:27 > 1:12:28so we could be close to you.
1:12:30 > 1:12:31You haven't come over once.
1:12:33 > 1:12:35- Have a drink. - Why are you doing this?
1:12:35 > 1:12:36To help.
1:12:37 > 1:12:38It's in your nature.
1:12:39 > 1:12:40You're your mother's son.
1:12:41 > 1:12:43- Have a drink.- No.
1:12:43 > 1:12:45You can tell yourself whatever you like.
1:12:45 > 1:12:47But people don't change.
1:12:47 > 1:12:49No, you. You don't change, Dad.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54Don't you dare think you're better than me, because you're not.
1:12:56 > 1:12:59I worked every day of my life. I made something of it.
1:12:59 > 1:13:01And then when that bitch left
1:13:01 > 1:13:04because she couldn't handle looking after you,
1:13:04 > 1:13:06I could have run, but I didn't.
1:13:06 > 1:13:08I fed you.
1:13:08 > 1:13:09I clothed you.
1:13:09 > 1:13:10I did my duty.
1:13:10 > 1:13:12Now, what have you done with your life?
1:13:12 > 1:13:13Nothing!
1:13:14 > 1:13:18You sat in your little fairy-tale. You know nothing about real life.
1:13:18 > 1:13:19But I do.
1:13:20 > 1:13:21I fucking do!
1:13:22 > 1:13:24Now, have a fucking drink!
1:13:27 > 1:13:28No, thanks, Dad.
1:13:30 > 1:13:31Where are you going?
1:13:33 > 1:13:34Sorry, Dad.
1:13:35 > 1:13:37You can show yourself out.
1:13:45 > 1:13:47Mills!
1:13:49 > 1:13:50Camilla!
1:13:54 > 1:13:57I know you're in there, darling. I can see your car on the drive.
1:14:00 > 1:14:03Please, just come to the door. Just for a second. I know...
1:14:03 > 1:14:06I know you don't want to talk. I know you're angry, but...
1:14:09 > 1:14:11I just want to talk to you.
1:14:17 > 1:14:20If you're listening, which I know that you are, I love you.
1:14:22 > 1:14:24I'm not going anywhere, Mills.
1:14:31 > 1:14:33I love you, too.
1:14:33 > 1:14:34What are you doing here, Barry?
1:14:34 > 1:14:36I thought I'd come round and cheer Camilla up.
1:14:37 > 1:14:40Bad luck about the accident.
1:14:40 > 1:14:42If only you'd had private health care.
1:14:42 > 1:14:45No, I...I don't think she really wants to see right now, mate.
1:14:45 > 1:14:47Just let me into my own house, please, Barry.
1:14:47 > 1:14:49It's not exactly your house, is it, Jackie?
1:14:50 > 1:14:52Move out of the way.
1:14:58 > 1:14:59DOOR SLAMS
1:15:00 > 1:15:01- Is he gone?- I'm afraid not.
1:15:05 > 1:15:06Barry...!
1:15:06 > 1:15:07He...forced me.
1:15:09 > 1:15:10Physically.
1:15:12 > 1:15:14- I don't want to see you.- I know.
1:15:16 > 1:15:18I messed up.
1:15:19 > 1:15:22I did something awful to you and then, to make matters worse,
1:15:22 > 1:15:23I lied about it.
1:15:24 > 1:15:26I was terrified, because...
1:15:29 > 1:15:30..you're everything to me, Mills.
1:15:32 > 1:15:33Everything.
1:15:34 > 1:15:37And I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1:15:40 > 1:15:41Whatever you need me to do...
1:15:42 > 1:15:43..I'll do.
1:15:51 > 1:15:53I love you.
1:15:58 > 1:15:59I'm sorry, too.
1:16:05 > 1:16:08Time... Time to go, I think, buddy.
1:16:09 > 1:16:11At the end of the day, the lady just...
1:16:11 > 1:16:12He knows, Barry.
1:16:21 > 1:16:23# He's a manic boy
1:16:28 > 1:16:30# Looks a lot like me
1:16:36 > 1:16:38# Looks a lot like me
1:16:43 > 1:16:46# And he shares the blame
1:16:52 > 1:16:55# With a younger face
1:16:58 > 1:17:01# And it's hard when rushed to see
1:17:05 > 1:17:09# And it's hard for us to see
1:17:14 > 1:17:16# But I can tell
1:17:23 > 1:17:24# Is it cold enough?
1:17:30 > 1:17:31# Does it chatter your teeth?
1:17:36 > 1:17:39# And the wind won't set you free
1:17:45 > 1:17:46# And it never has. #
1:17:54 > 1:17:55Morning, darling.
1:18:04 > 1:18:06Don't worry.
1:18:06 > 1:18:07I was gentle, but firm.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10- You stayed here?- Aye.
1:18:11 > 1:18:12All-night service.
1:18:13 > 1:18:15That's what you get when you call me.
1:18:21 > 1:18:23You know, I almost relapsed once.
1:18:25 > 1:18:27You feel like your world is just falling apart
1:18:27 > 1:18:29and that you're helpless.
1:18:30 > 1:18:32That you're not worthy.
1:18:33 > 1:18:35And you're scared shitless.
1:18:37 > 1:18:40In your case, I suspect you feel like you've lost Camilla
1:18:40 > 1:18:43and the only good thing you've ever done.
1:18:43 > 1:18:44Fucking bollocks.
1:18:46 > 1:18:48You're the one who got sober, not her.
1:18:48 > 1:18:50She might have helped you, but you did it.
1:18:50 > 1:18:53Mate, you've got friends who love you.
1:18:53 > 1:18:56You've got a job as a partner in a business
1:18:56 > 1:18:59that's just landed its first of many lucrative contracts.
1:19:00 > 1:19:03You've got a lovely little boy. Maybe another on the way.
1:19:03 > 1:19:07You're a semi-attractive, able, relatively disease-free young man.
1:19:09 > 1:19:11Stop beating yourself up.
1:19:11 > 1:19:14And you're not perfect. But that's all right. Nobody is.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17Except for me.
1:19:19 > 1:19:21Do you know, if I do ever get married...
1:19:23 > 1:19:25..I think I'd like you to be my best man.
1:19:27 > 1:19:30I would hug you, but I'm not wearing any pants.
1:19:32 > 1:19:36And I've got quite a sizeable erection.
1:19:36 > 1:19:39THEY LAUGH
1:19:45 > 1:19:46BANGING
1:19:47 > 1:19:49- Paul?- It's the phone, mate.
1:19:49 > 1:19:50It sounds urgent.
1:19:55 > 1:19:56Hey...
1:19:59 > 1:20:00Is she all right?
1:20:01 > 1:20:04She collapsed this morning. An ambulance brought her in.
1:20:04 > 1:20:05She's up in oncology.
1:20:05 > 1:20:07Oncology?
1:20:09 > 1:20:10You didn't know...
1:20:11 > 1:20:12Know? Know what?
1:20:14 > 1:20:16She's got ovarian cancer.
1:20:17 > 1:20:19It's got pretty inconspicuous symptoms.
1:20:19 > 1:20:20Loss of weight.
1:20:20 > 1:20:23Loss of appetite. Constipation.
1:20:24 > 1:20:25Abdominal pains.
1:20:25 > 1:20:29Our resident oncologist, Dr Housman, is with her.
1:20:29 > 1:20:30Will she be all right?
1:20:33 > 1:20:36I shouldn't be telling you this, but I was the one who spoke to her GP.
1:20:36 > 1:20:38She was diagnosed four months ago.
1:20:38 > 1:20:41The cancer was very advanced and she refused treatment.
1:20:41 > 1:20:43So...
1:20:43 > 1:20:44Will Housman said months.
1:20:46 > 1:20:47Maybe weeks.
1:20:49 > 1:20:50I'm sorry.
1:20:54 > 1:20:57No feathers. Is it some kind of disease?
1:20:57 > 1:20:59- I think humans can change their... - Hi.
1:21:00 > 1:21:01Hello, Jack.
1:21:01 > 1:21:02Hello, mate.
1:21:04 > 1:21:08Phoenix, I heard that you quite like strawberry ice cream.
1:21:08 > 1:21:10Do you want to come and get some?
1:21:11 > 1:21:12Of course you can.
1:21:12 > 1:21:14It's just over here.
1:21:21 > 1:21:23Hello.
1:21:24 > 1:21:25Hey.
1:21:26 > 1:21:28- How are you doing? - Oh, you know, fantastic.
1:21:28 > 1:21:29Oh, yeah?
1:21:30 > 1:21:32I'm all right.
1:21:32 > 1:21:35I think Phoenix had more of a shock than I did. He's...
1:21:35 > 1:21:37He's the one who had to call the ambulance.
1:21:37 > 1:21:39He'll be all right.
1:21:40 > 1:21:41- Will he?- Yeah.
1:21:45 > 1:21:47What's going to happen to him?
1:21:47 > 1:21:48I'm going to look after him.
1:21:52 > 1:21:53Promise?
1:21:53 > 1:21:54I promise.
1:22:01 > 1:22:03Right, I am going to get this now. You...
1:22:07 > 1:22:08A Pisces?
1:22:08 > 1:22:09No!
1:22:11 > 1:22:14Gemini. Well, I'm on the brink, so...
1:22:14 > 1:22:15Probably more of a Cancer.
1:22:15 > 1:22:16Sorry...
1:22:16 > 1:22:18It's all right.
1:22:18 > 1:22:20I'm a Cancer.
1:22:20 > 1:22:21Ironically.
1:22:23 > 1:22:25- Why didn't you tell me? - What was I going to say?
1:22:25 > 1:22:28This is your son who is seven years old. And by the way, I'm dying.
1:22:28 > 1:22:30Come on, you would have run a mile.
1:22:30 > 1:22:33No, that's what every man wants to hear.
1:22:35 > 1:22:37So, why did you refuse treatment?
1:22:39 > 1:22:41There was no point.
1:22:42 > 1:22:44It would have only give me a few more months
1:22:44 > 1:22:47and then I'd have to go through all the...
1:22:48 > 1:22:50I didn't want Phoenix to see that.
1:22:52 > 1:22:55It's really important, I want him to remember me as me.
1:23:01 > 1:23:03Did you tell him?
1:23:03 > 1:23:05What, that I'm dying or you're his dad?
1:23:12 > 1:23:13Are you busy?
1:23:15 > 1:23:17How is she?
1:23:17 > 1:23:18She's OK. I think.
1:23:19 > 1:23:22Well, she's a brave woman. She must've been in a lot of pain.
1:23:23 > 1:23:24How have you been?
1:23:25 > 1:23:27I've been better.
1:23:31 > 1:23:33Mills, I just want you to know that I'm here for you.
1:23:34 > 1:23:36Every moment.
1:23:36 > 1:23:38Either as a friend or as a father.
1:23:39 > 1:23:40Whatever you need.
1:23:43 > 1:23:45Is he staying with you? Phoenix?
1:23:45 > 1:23:47I suppose so.
1:23:47 > 1:23:50I suppose I'll have to start looking for a place to live.
1:23:51 > 1:23:52Well, you can stay at...
1:23:52 > 1:23:53at ours. At mine.
1:23:53 > 1:23:57Until you find something more suitable.
1:23:57 > 1:24:00- There is always the guest room. - Thanks, Mills.
1:24:01 > 1:24:02But we'll be all right.
1:24:07 > 1:24:09COMPUTER GAME BEEPS
1:24:11 > 1:24:12Phoe...
1:24:12 > 1:24:13Mm?
1:24:13 > 1:24:15Remember what we said.
1:24:15 > 1:24:17An hour a day.
1:24:21 > 1:24:23Come here, you.
1:24:25 > 1:24:27Oh, dear. Are you bored?
1:24:29 > 1:24:31Are you really?
1:24:33 > 1:24:34Yeah.
1:24:37 > 1:24:38I've got something to tell you.
1:24:40 > 1:24:44Because, I've been telling you something that isn't...
1:24:45 > 1:24:47..quite true.
1:24:49 > 1:24:50Do you know what it is?
1:24:52 > 1:24:54About your dad.
1:24:56 > 1:24:57I don't have one.
1:24:58 > 1:24:59Yes, you do.
1:25:01 > 1:25:02Do you know who it might be?
1:25:05 > 1:25:06Your dad's Jack.
1:25:06 > 1:25:07Really?
1:25:09 > 1:25:11- Yeah, really.- But, how?
1:25:11 > 1:25:13Well, because...
1:25:14 > 1:25:15..I didn't tell him about you
1:25:15 > 1:25:18because I wanted to keep you all to myself.
1:25:20 > 1:25:22But now,
1:25:22 > 1:25:23you know
1:25:23 > 1:25:24and he knows.
1:25:26 > 1:25:29And he really wants to have lots and lots of fun with you.
1:25:30 > 1:25:32I want to stay with you.
1:25:34 > 1:25:35I know.
1:25:35 > 1:25:37I know you do. But...
1:25:37 > 1:25:40Well, you can't stay in this boring old room all day, can you?
1:25:41 > 1:25:42It'll be so boring and Mummy just...
1:25:44 > 1:25:46Mummy's just very tired at the moment.
1:25:48 > 1:25:52Would you be a very, very brave boy and do something for Mummy?
1:25:53 > 1:25:56Would you go and stay with your daddy for a little bit?
1:25:57 > 1:25:59Just for me, please?
1:25:59 > 1:26:00Just for a while.
1:26:02 > 1:26:04Yeah. OK.
1:26:05 > 1:26:08- Good boy. - Are we all going to live together?
1:26:13 > 1:26:14Come here...
1:26:19 > 1:26:21Would you like that?
1:26:26 > 1:26:28I love you very, very much.
1:26:29 > 1:26:31I love you, too.
1:26:43 > 1:26:45Now, where's that new book? Should we get that book that...
1:26:47 > 1:26:48..that Daddy bought?
1:26:48 > 1:26:49Yeah.
1:26:49 > 1:26:51Let's do some reading.
1:27:01 > 1:27:03I don't like it.
1:27:04 > 1:27:06Well, give it a chance. You haven't seen inside yet.
1:27:08 > 1:27:09Shall we go and have a look?
1:27:18 > 1:27:20It's OK, I guess.
1:27:21 > 1:27:22Oh...
1:27:30 > 1:27:32When is Mummy coming?
1:27:38 > 1:27:39I'm not sure.
1:27:41 > 1:27:42Er...
1:27:48 > 1:27:50It's just you and me for now.
1:27:51 > 1:27:53If that's OK?
1:27:55 > 1:27:57What do you want to do?
1:28:01 > 1:28:05There's a big garden out the back. We can...go and have a look at it.
1:28:05 > 1:28:06Might even be room for a rabbit.
1:28:07 > 1:28:10- A real rabbit? - A real one.
1:28:16 > 1:28:18Dear Phoenix...
1:28:20 > 1:28:22I'm no great writer, so I'm going to keep this simple.
1:28:24 > 1:28:26First of all...
1:28:26 > 1:28:28Listen to your dad.
1:28:28 > 1:28:30It's not easy to be a mum or a dad.
1:28:30 > 1:28:32But he loves you very much.
1:28:32 > 1:28:34As do I.
1:28:35 > 1:28:37I love you so, so much.
1:28:39 > 1:28:40I love you so, so, so much.
1:28:42 > 1:28:45Having you has been the best thing that's ever happened to me.
1:28:45 > 1:28:48And I'm so sorry that I'm leaving you for now.
1:28:53 > 1:28:55I wish more than anything I could see you grow up
1:28:55 > 1:28:57and see what you become.
1:28:57 > 1:28:58But I know, whatever you do,
1:28:58 > 1:29:01you're going to make this world a better place.
1:29:06 > 1:29:08I know you'll feel that I have gone.
1:29:08 > 1:29:10But I haven't, really.
1:29:11 > 1:29:15The world can be a very tough place and you might feel alone sometimes.
1:29:15 > 1:29:18But there's one thing I do know...
1:29:18 > 1:29:20And that's that nothing ever really ends.
1:29:22 > 1:29:26It may change and we might not feel it or see it.
1:29:26 > 1:29:27But life will go on.
1:29:28 > 1:29:31Of that I am sure.
1:29:31 > 1:29:32So don't miss me.
1:29:32 > 1:29:34Not too much, please.
1:29:34 > 1:29:36Because I'll always be with you somehow.
1:29:37 > 1:29:41I know it will be hard and I am so sorry, I am so sorry...
1:29:43 > 1:29:46Will you try and be good? Be a very good boy and make me proud.
1:29:49 > 1:29:52I do believe that good things will come to those who deserve them.
1:29:54 > 1:29:57And if I have one hope for you, my darling,
1:29:57 > 1:29:59it's that you can be happy.
1:29:59 > 1:30:02You take pleasure in life and enjoy what you can.
1:30:04 > 1:30:07Be true. Be proud. Be fair.
1:30:07 > 1:30:11And never, ever, ever forget how much I loved you.
1:30:13 > 1:30:14Your mum.
1:30:20 > 1:30:21PS...
1:30:21 > 1:30:24Don't play too many computer games!
1:30:39 > 1:30:42# Well, I wonder where to begin
1:30:46 > 1:30:47# Thomas Richard Finn
1:30:51 > 1:30:54# So much to say in a song
1:30:56 > 1:31:00# And I don't want to say a word wrong
1:31:02 > 1:31:05# But whenever I enjoy your fine company
1:31:08 > 1:31:11# I think of all the things you might turn out to be
1:31:14 > 1:31:18# And me and you know this future is never set
1:31:20 > 1:31:23# So I think of all the things that you are not yet. #