Papadopoulos and Sons

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0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Orphaned when he was just a boy,

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Harry Papadopoulos came to this country with nothing.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Harry was a grafter, entering the restaurant trade as a young man.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09That's a euphemism for Greek waiter, isn't it?

0:02:09 > 0:02:10CROWD CHUCKLES

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Only joking, Harry.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16He then started the now-famous Papadopoulos and Sons,

0:02:16 > 0:02:17doing all things Greek,

0:02:17 > 0:02:22from taramasalata to olive oil and frozen moussakas,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25which I must admit, my wife and I are partial to occasionally.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Not one to settle, Harry's made the move into commercial property,

0:02:28 > 0:02:32where he's about to embark on one of the most audacious developments yet,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Papadopoulos Plaza -

0:02:34 > 0:02:36a two-million square foot redevelopment

0:02:36 > 0:02:39in the heart of our great city.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41APPLAUSE

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Ladies and gentlemen, I give you European Entrepreneur of the Year,

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Harry Papadopoulos.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52APPLAUSE

0:03:05 > 0:03:08That's lovely. Now, just hold it up a bit for me. Yeah, that's nice.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Bunch in a little.- Just look at the camera.- Little bit more. Perfect.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Now, touch the vase for me, if you don't mind.- Touch it?

0:03:15 > 0:03:21- What a perv.- Oh, Katie... You're the p-p-p-perv.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- And you're the f-f-f-freak. - Shush!- Come, guys. Big smiles!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Big smiles for me!- Did you really work in a restaurant, Daddy?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- A long time ago. Touch it.- This is supposed to be a celebration!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33What's the Greek word? Is it, er...opa? Opa?

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Touch the vase.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Cheese!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Congratulations from the Prime Minister.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Sir Derek Otterly was there today, Mrs Parrington.- Mm. Don't know him.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Sir Derek? You must remember him, he's been to the house.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- They all blur. - That's because they're all so dull.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Weird... Gold doing well, tech stocks down.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Nice one, Mrs P.- Thanks, Dave. Do you want to stay for supper?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I'd best not, I've got some dinner at home.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08That's a nice vase, innit?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11European Entrepreneur of the Year.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14It's impressive.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Dave, did you g-get my cuttings? - I did, mate. It's the greenhouse.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21I got you a caryopteris and a philadelphus.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Cheers, man. Thank you. - See yous later.- See you tomorrow.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Daddy, what did Papadopoulos and Sons borrow for the

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- property development? - About 300 million.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Never mind the trials and tribulations of the stock market,

0:04:34 > 0:04:36finish your supper, young man!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Nanny P!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Eat up or there's no pudding. I made you a nice sponge.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Two, four, eight...- All right.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- ..16, 32, 64, 128...- That's enough.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Something is happening with inter-bank lending, Daddy.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52We'll talk about it tomorrow.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54It's going to be a long summer.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Taking them to a business award ceremony is hardly a family day out.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01SHE SIGHS

0:05:01 > 0:05:03My suggestion was a cottage in Lyme Regis.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Dave, I need to talk to you about James.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14It's... Look you really should be doing that out the back.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Yeah, sorry.- Look, it's, er...

0:05:18 > 0:05:23He needs to complete his degree and this gardening, the horticulture,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- the plants...- Yeah, yeah. - It's a huge distraction.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I was just helping him out during the holidays.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah, well, I need him to complete his studies

0:05:32 > 0:05:34and you're diverting his attention.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37And frankly, it's not what I pay you for.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Please don't be so churlish.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43You know, if you worked for my company, you'd probably be fired.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Yeah.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Is there anything else?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51No. That's it.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Goodnight, Mr Papadopoulos.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59James?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00JAMES TRIES TO SPEAK

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Relax.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Calm down.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05JAMES TRIES TO SPEAK

0:06:05 > 0:06:08You need to learn how to...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11You really need to learn how to express yourself more calm...

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Wanker.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Wanker!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21DOOR CLOSES

0:06:21 > 0:06:22KNOCK ON DOOR

0:06:25 > 0:06:27James, can I come in?

0:06:43 > 0:06:47"It's not the strongest who survive, nor the most intelligent,

0:06:47 > 0:06:51"but those adaptable to change."

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Fascinating. Charles Darwin.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Aww, look at that!

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- And that's...- Did you know that the average garden contains over

0:07:08 > 0:07:113.5 million species?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13No, I didn't.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Dad, I'm not going back to it.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22But it's only a year and then you've got a law degree.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25I have no intention of running...

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Papadopoulos and Sons.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I can't even pronounce it.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Look...

0:07:39 > 0:07:42..finish your studies. The plants...

0:07:42 > 0:07:44you know, it's a hobby, sure.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Give yourself options. You may change your mind about the business.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- You know, there a lot of creative roles now in business.- Like what?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Like marketing.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02All right, defer the final year.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Take a year out, why not? Fine...

0:08:07 > 0:08:09but don't quit.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Your mother would have said the same.- Would she?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, your mother would probably have said, do what you feel

0:08:14 > 0:08:16was right, but I'd argue she was wrong.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20And then we'd argue, probably. And she'd win.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24That was your mother.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28At least consider deferring.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36OK. I'll consider deferring.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yeah? Great!

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Great. So, there you are. It's not a definitely not.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56What's this one called?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58It's an ivy.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Mrs P?

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Mrs P?!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Look, I'd better...

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Hey...

0:09:22 > 0:09:24..well done for...

0:09:26 > 0:09:28..you know.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Closed?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Yes, please.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Evening, boss. Sorry to disturb. I work for a homeless charity...

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Sorry. No, thanks.- New dish cloths?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- I know how you people operate. - I've got a badge.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52No mention of a charity.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Come on, boss. Give us a break.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'm trying to earn a living here. Look, I've got tea towels,

0:09:57 > 0:10:00surface cleaners, scrubbers, brushes, window sprays,

0:10:00 > 0:10:02chamois for drying the car.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Cars... - Daddy, you need to see the news!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Hello there, mini boss.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Who's that man?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13He's a... He's a... He works for a charity.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Is it a cake sale?- Cakes?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Did you say cakes? Did he say cakes?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- How do you know that's what I want to do, open up a cake shop?- Cakes?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Really?- Cupcakes, individually decorated gingerbread men,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29bite-size apple strudels, gooey fudge balls, mini-muffins...

0:10:29 > 0:10:30As well as traditional fare.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I've got a business plan and everything. It'll be egalitarian,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37but feel...exclusive.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Sort of my mission statement, really.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41"Progressive people's cake shop."

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- With progressive pricing. - That's very good.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I know a thing or two about the food business, as well.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Really? I'm looking for investors.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Retail's not for me, I'm afraid. Staff - nightmare!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Nick your cakes, upset your customers and then do you

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- for wrongful dismissal. - Thanks for the encouragement.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Let's buy something! The news, Daddy!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07How much for, er...

0:11:09 > 0:11:10It's a chamois.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Whatever. How much? - The chamois? It's a chamois.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- I'm not going to say that word. - Why not?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Cos it's a silly word and I don't know what it's for.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23And I don't know if you are genuine.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26And I'll probably never use it.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28DOOR CLOSES

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh, a chamois!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Come look, Daddy.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Turn it up.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46'Panic, confusion and chaos.' PHONE RINGS

0:11:46 > 0:11:48'They said it couldn't happen again,

0:11:48 > 0:11:52'but today it just did, sending shock waves through...'

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- What's going on? - Another bank collapse.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Nicholas.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Yeah, I'm watching now. It's insane. - '..the bank is put into liquidation.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02'It comes as a shock...'

0:12:02 > 0:12:04I don't know, why don't you call him?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08All right. I'll see you first thing tomorrow. Bye.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Will this have repercussions on your loan?

0:12:11 > 0:12:16That's a very good word, Theo. Isn't it?

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Daddy?!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Hm?- Repercussions...

0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's a good word.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Mm. Yes, sorry. Yes.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30It's a very good word.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39They've revalued the property, they're calling in their guarantees.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43You need to find 30 mil now. Six months to find the rest.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47And if we don't?

0:12:50 > 0:12:51What happens?

0:12:51 > 0:12:55They'll put you and everything you own into administration.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Harry, you took out crazy loans.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Our business is making feta cheese, for God's sake.- Nai.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03You gambled it on a shopping mall.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05I could really do without these comments, right now.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I am the finance director of this company, Harry.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12You never listened. Never. It always had to be bigger. Better.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Like these offices.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18We didn't need these offices.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Do you know how much we paid for that work of art up there? Do you?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24200 grand.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26200 grand...

0:13:26 > 0:13:28for a fish.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- What do you want me to do, Nick? - Our business was profitable, Harry.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I was going to retire in two years.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'd like to bring that forward.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45You're resigning? Now? The accountants are coming in.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Sorry, Harry.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50HE SPEAKS GREEK

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Nicholas! - No, it's enough. It's enough.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Nicholas! Can you believe that?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Shit, fan and hitting. Hey, Fat Laki!

0:14:00 > 0:14:03You know why they call this guy Fat Laki?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oh, wow. Well, congratulations.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I stopped eating bread. It's sad, though.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12I love bread. But what can you do?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15This is Sophie, just relocated from our New York office.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hello, I'm really pleased to meet you. Can I just say,

0:14:17 > 0:14:18I'm a huge fan of Greek food.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Especially the cakes. I love baklava.- Great.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Ship's going down and we've got baklava.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28So, I take it the banks are pulling the rug?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29What are the bastards proposing?

0:14:29 > 0:14:32They've demanded the 300 million we borrowed.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- 30, by close of play.- Sweet mother of God, they are sons of bitches.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39They've taken a new position on the value of the property development.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42It's triggered the guarantees.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Can you sell it?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46It's not even a building site yet.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48So, it's bankruptcy.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Put something offshore, I said. He wanted to pay his taxes.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Maybe, I should have been more Greek about it.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Hey, it's bankruptcy, baby. Not a disaster.- Accountants!

0:14:57 > 0:15:00When it's good they get paid. When it's bad they get paid.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04I want my son to be a lawyer for the same reason.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05He doesn't get it.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09So, what are the options?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Well, the obvious is to buy back your own business.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Trick is finding the investors to back you.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17And the banks will sell back to me because...?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Because nobody makes pink slop like you do, Harry.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22The banks just want a quick sale. They have no interest in running

0:15:22 > 0:15:23your business.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Let's jump on it.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32I'll talk to private equity firms, VCs, angels - the usual suspects.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36We'll find someone.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38What doesn't break you, makes you.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Ah, therapy! Don't charge me for that, will you?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Rob, don't let her charge me for that!

0:15:50 > 0:15:55MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT: Magissa Thessaloniki (Nyfoula tou Thermaikou) by Mario, Hontronakos

0:16:45 > 0:16:48They're going through my things. It's disgusting!

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I know, darling. It's temporary, you'll get it all back.- Morning.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Oh, hi(!)

0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Problem!- This is the kitchen. - Fabulous finishes!

0:16:58 > 0:17:02- How long is this going to take? - Most of the day, I should think.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- And what are we allowed to keep?- Ah, well, according to the asset sheet,

0:17:06 > 0:17:07let's see. Erm...

0:17:09 > 0:17:10..not very much.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Little rats with their little claws.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- That's quite unnecessary, Katie. - We may as well do this now.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20That's a nice computer.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Oh, don't worry. We're not going to take it.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Now(!) - HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

0:17:27 > 0:17:32- Anything interesting?- Stocks! Everyone's selling, I'm buying.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37- Two, four, eight, 16... - Double your numbers quietly, Theo.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38And apologise.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Otherwise I'll confiscate that wretched computer for a week.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Sorry(!)

0:17:44 > 0:17:46There's no easy way of doing this.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48You have impeccable taste, by the way.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- It's not mine.- We operate on very strict guidelines...

0:17:51 > 0:17:55We have your range of Greek dips at home. Don't we, Rupert?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57And as I was saying, we operate on very strict guidelines.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00So, what is legally ours?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well, the bank will let you keep £25,000 in cash

0:18:03 > 0:18:06and you're each allowed £1,000 in personal items.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09My Westwood Gold Label cost more than that!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11It's such a beautiful dress. I couldn't resist looking.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- I love it, too.- (I'll sort something out for you.)- (Thank you.)

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Nigel... - You seem like such a lovely family.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21- We hate doing this.- Nigel!- Right.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25So, 25K cash

0:18:25 > 0:18:29and 1,000 in...

0:18:29 > 0:18:32personal items.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34CAR ENGINES STARTS

0:18:34 > 0:18:35What else?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Well, one thing that came up in the meeting with HQ this morning -

0:18:38 > 0:18:41the fish and chip shop. The Three Brothers?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- What fish and chip shop? - Well, that went years ago.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Well, the bank is unable to seize it as an asset, because of its

0:18:47 > 0:18:51co-ownership with a, er, Spiros Papadopoulos.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Right.- Yes, that's his brother.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56But they haven't spoken in years.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02It was so strange. Oh, James...

0:19:02 > 0:19:03more lemon, son.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10Oh-ho! This is so good, Mrs P.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11In all the years...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I've never stopped thinking about you.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Or your food!- Ah, still so charming.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Mm... It's true.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23So...

0:19:23 > 0:19:27I'm sitting there, watching the telly...

0:19:27 > 0:19:30and suddenly, I see Papadopoulos and Sons.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- On the TV! - Daddy over-leveraged himself.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37HE LAUGHS

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Look at this little Englezo!

0:19:40 > 0:19:45Hey! I'm your Uncle Spiros, ey! I'm your uncle!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I'm going to eat him, he's so cute.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Please, don't eat me.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55He's just like his mother. A little Englishman.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57That's because my mummy was English.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01Ah!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I know, ey!

0:20:07 > 0:20:11So, I'm watching the news and I'm thinking,

0:20:11 > 0:20:14"What's my baby brother gone and done, now?"

0:20:14 > 0:20:18And just at that moment, as I'm thinking that thought -

0:20:18 > 0:20:22in the same split second -

0:20:22 > 0:20:24the phone rings and it's him!

0:20:25 > 0:20:31I mean, it's got to be some kind of quantum physics there, no?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32No?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36It's...insane. Insane.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Katie? You're so grown-up.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I can't believe this.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49You were, like, just a girl.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Dumpy and spoiled.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Look at you now...

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Well, she's still a little spoiled.- Nanny P!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59And dumpy.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Not so dumpy.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Ah, James!

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Sweet baby James. When you were three...

0:21:08 > 0:21:12How old was he? Three or four?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15..we used to play fight. Remember?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17You loved to fight.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21You broke my nose. Yeah!

0:21:21 > 0:21:26- Fuck, that hurt!- Spiros!- Oh...sorry!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Duck! I said, "Duck!"

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Quack, quack.- I know what you said.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Don't tell your father. Quack, quack!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37HE CHUCKLES

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Harry, thank you for phoning me.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49No, seriously. I am so grateful.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51There's...

0:21:52 > 0:21:56..I know there's so much we need to sort out, you and I.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Well... - But we should be celebrating.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Yeah!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I don't drink any more - just so you know -

0:22:07 > 0:22:10but you don't have to be drunk to dance. That's what I say now.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- "You don't have to be drunk to dance!"- Fantastic.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17So, look. We're losing the house and, well, everything.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- What?- It's only temporary.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'm in negotiation with a top corporate finance team

0:22:22 > 0:22:25to buy it back. But in the meantime, I need to free up some capital.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I'll give you whatever I've got. You know, I don't have much money...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I don't want your money, Spiro.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32I want to sell The Three Brothers.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37We split 50-50. I get enough money to pay the rent, pay a few bills...

0:22:37 > 0:22:40and it's great for you, because you get some cash to do

0:22:40 > 0:22:43whatever it is you want to...do.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- We can't sell The Three Brothers.- I knew it.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55I knew you'd be difficult. I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- You haven't changed. - No, it doesn't feel right.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- You're loving this. - Oh, Harry! I want to help.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Can't you see we're in the shit?! - Gentlemen, please!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06May I suggest we sleep on this.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Before it gets out of hand.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Yeah. This is good advice, Mrs P.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Harry...

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Harry!- OK, whatever.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32TRADITIONAL GREEK MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I couldn't sleep last night. Not a wink!

0:23:42 > 0:23:48Over and over in my mind, I was trying to imagine selling the shop.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Something here was saying, "No. No!"

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I want to help you.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58All of you.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01So, I prayed for guidance and I asked the universe,

0:24:01 > 0:24:06"Please, help me. Please, help me help these people."

0:24:06 > 0:24:11And I must've fallen asleep not long after. A crazy sleep.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14And then, this dream.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18There was this...this music.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21The most incredible music.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25And you and me, Harry, running the shop.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30I woke up with tears in my eyes and I knew...

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Sorry, what are you going on about?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38We're going to reopen The Three Brothers.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39HE LAUGHS

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Brilliant!

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Is he talking about us?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Yeah, I think he is. - There's nothing there!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Exactly. It's empty, useless.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53We'd get nothing for it.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57But if we made The Three Brothers great again...

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Hey! That is our destiny!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04OK, it needs work, sure.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07But destiny needs work.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09You're still crazy.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15We have... You - you have a better chance of getting through this

0:25:15 > 0:25:17if we increase the value of the shop.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21I'm not opening a fish and chip shop. I'm Papadopoulos and Sons.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- I'm on supermarket shelves.- Oh, God. What would I tell my friends?

0:25:24 > 0:25:29- I don't know, maybe the truth? SHE MIMICS HIM:- "I don't know, maybe the truth."

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- God. Fuck off! - F-F-Fuck you.- Enough!

0:25:32 > 0:25:36People, hear me out. If we get it up and running again,

0:25:36 > 0:25:40we can sell it as a going concern, instead of an empty shop.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42This deal that you're working on could take ages.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47In the meantime, you're getting cash in AND you're saving money.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Because it's got two bedrooms. Eh?

0:25:54 > 0:25:59The Three Brothers is a gold mine. Used to be.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Can be again. - When did you become so practical?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'll get it fixed. I'm a handyman now.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh, I thought you were a waiter, Spiros?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Around too much booze, Mrs P.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12I went travelling. Belgium, America, Brooklyn...

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I ended up managing a block of apartments in LA.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19I do painting, decorating, plumbing, electrics, everything.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21A man who can fix things.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22I've got a van.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26Oh, it's all right, everyone. Don't panic. He's got a van(!)

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Let's go look at the shop. Let me go and start working on it now.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33You're out of your mind. I know what you're up to.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35You want to make some money for yourself.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40That's fine, it's OK. It's OK. At least you're thinking smart these days.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41But don't involve us in all this.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- I want to help.- Given the current situation...

0:26:48 > 0:26:51..I think it's worth considering.

0:26:51 > 0:26:56What?! I'm not opening a fish and chip shop!

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I'm not!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01I'm not! I'm not! I'm not! I'M NOT!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03NOT!

0:27:05 > 0:27:07What?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10May I have a private word?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Now.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23- You're behaving like a child.- Mrs Parrington, with all due respect...

0:27:23 > 0:27:28- You are the father of this family. - ..I'd rather boil my own head than go back to a chip shop.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31What a terrible thing to say. Really.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34He's unreliable, Mrs P. He's irresponsible. He's a talker.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38He sings. He dances. He plays the bongo drums. He's a waiter.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41He'll drive us all mad and leave us broke.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45He seems reformed to me. He doesn't drink any more, I think he wants to help.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Moving back to a chip shop will destroy my children's confidence.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53Seeing you behave like a spoiled brat will do that perfectly well.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57We're going to smell of fish and chips.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01The children need a home.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04I don't give a fig for your bourgeois snobbery.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09Look at you. Everything has to be a drama with you Greeks.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Show some gumption, man!

0:28:22 > 0:28:26TRADITIONAL GREEK MUSIC PLAYS

0:29:13 > 0:29:15So many memories!

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Are we really going to live in that?!

0:29:21 > 0:29:23I'm trying to find something good.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27And?

0:29:27 > 0:29:29No. Nothing.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Nonsense. You'll love it!

0:29:32 > 0:29:35We're going to have a crazy time.

0:29:35 > 0:29:40We're going to fix this place up. I'm going to teach you how to do some Greek dancing, some singing.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44We'll fry some good fish. We'll laugh.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Good times! Good times!

0:29:50 > 0:29:54MUSIC CONTINUES

0:30:05 > 0:30:08- I don't believe it!- What? - The Greeks are back.

0:30:10 > 0:30:11- What Greeks?- Those Greeks.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Hello, my old friends.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19Mehmet, find out what they're up to.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47See?

0:30:47 > 0:30:50It looks much worse from the outside.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52It's actually a fish and chip shop.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Of course it is, you spanner.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Daddy, really?

0:31:01 > 0:31:04What's this?

0:31:04 > 0:31:08This is Mr Charles. Our lucky fish.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10He helped us make the busiest chip shop in London.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20I can smell the past.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Your father and I - young!

0:31:23 > 0:31:26The women - young!

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Making good money!

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Wasting it.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Gambling it.

0:31:33 > 0:31:34Losing it.

0:31:34 > 0:31:38- HE TUTS - Happy days!

0:31:38 > 0:31:40- It's a crack den!- Don't worry...

0:31:42 > 0:31:44..let me show you the rest. We'll make it homely.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Furniture, beds, TV. Come on.

0:31:47 > 0:31:51Let me show you. So, here is the prep room, where we prepare the fish and...

0:31:56 > 0:32:00There is a living room... You can put a in TV here.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04And there is...

0:32:04 > 0:32:06PHONE RINGS

0:32:07 > 0:32:09Mortimer, Rolf and Jones.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Hello. Could I speak to Rob?

0:32:13 > 0:32:16'He's not at his desk. Can I take a message?'

0:32:18 > 0:32:20- It's Harry Papadopoulos. - Oh, hi. It's Sophie.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23We met at your office the other day.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Oh, hi.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28'Any news?'

0:32:28 > 0:32:30We're lining up interest.

0:32:30 > 0:32:31'Right...'

0:32:34 > 0:32:37Er... Well, I, um...I just need to know...

0:32:41 > 0:32:44I need to know if this is going to work.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Rest assured. We'll be driving the herd to Abilene.

0:32:49 > 0:32:54- Sorry?- Oh. It's an old American Midwest expression. It's er...

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Are you OK, Mr Papadopoulos?

0:33:00 > 0:33:02Yup, all good.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Er... Just keep me informed, please.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06Of course.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Harry Papadopoulos called. You should call him back.

0:33:17 > 0:33:23Let's go out, yeah? Let's celebrate. Let's find, I don't know, let's find a salsa club or something, huh?

0:33:23 > 0:33:27- Sorry?- IN AMERICAN ACCENT:- Daddy just put another pig in the bag. OUCH(!)

0:33:27 > 0:33:32New instruction - Wallinghams. Big UK retail chain - established.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36# Leave it, leave it to Wallinghams. #

0:33:36 > 0:33:40"Comfortably, elegantly, reliably, Wallinghams! Croydon, Greenwich, Enfield, Wimbledon."

0:33:40 > 0:33:45And... DING! Going into administration. Coming to little old moi for services rendered.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48- AS TOMMY COOPER:- Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you very much.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50God, I love an economic downturn!

0:33:50 > 0:33:55Joking aside, though - 5,000 laid off. Sad. Very, very sad.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00But dear sweet mother of God, it was a shit business.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05- Happy days. - Oh, yeah.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Hallelujah.

0:34:08 > 0:34:09Six?

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Two, four, eight, 16...

0:34:23 > 0:34:27- Two, four, eight...- Daddy, come look at this giant mushroom I found!

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Coming.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Yeah!

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42Hey!

0:34:42 > 0:34:46Remember up here? Hm?

0:34:49 > 0:34:53We used to bring out the tables and the chairs with the other Greeks.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57What ever happened to Soula, Pani and Stavros.

0:34:57 > 0:34:58I loved that crowd.

0:35:00 > 0:35:04Sometimes there'd be a poker game, sometimes dancing. We had fun.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Did my daddy dance?

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Yeah, I taught him.

0:35:08 > 0:35:09And your mother.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11- My mummy?- Mm-hm.

0:35:11 > 0:35:18Hey, this is the place where your mummy and your daddy met.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20What, up here?

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Yeah. They talked all night. They danced.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Yeah, there was a lot of dancing here.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Hey!

0:35:29 > 0:35:31You want me to show you? How 'bout it?

0:35:34 > 0:35:39Spiros, please. It's not a holiday. Just show everyone around.

0:35:39 > 0:35:40What?

0:35:42 > 0:35:44I'll show you later.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49You all right?

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Yeah.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Yeah, no, I like the view.

0:35:56 > 0:35:57I might put some plants up here.

0:36:06 > 0:36:10- Hello.- Hi.- Do you have a light?

0:36:11 > 0:36:13You came all this way for a light?

0:36:26 > 0:36:28I'm from the kebab shop across the road.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Nice(!)

0:36:39 > 0:36:41My dad wants me to spy on you.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44I don't think he likes Greeks.

0:36:48 > 0:36:49You want to go out sometime?

0:36:52 > 0:36:53Yeah, all right.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56I'm Mehmet.

0:36:56 > 0:36:57It's Katie.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03It's shit around here, isn't it?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Yeah.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Pretty much.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Yeah.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20- Catch you later.- Yeah.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Bye.

0:37:26 > 0:37:31MUSIC: Athina, Athina by The Trio Attiko

0:38:43 > 0:38:46PHONE RINGS

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Mortimer, Rolf and Jones.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Oh. Hi, Dad!

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Yeah, I got them. They're beautiful. Thank you.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58All right, put her on.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02- He's here. - (Right, just a second.)

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Hi, Mom.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06Thanks for the flowers. They're lovely.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10There was nothing wrong with New York.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Yes, you can stay friends with Matt.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18And Bill and Susan.

0:39:20 > 0:39:21Mom, look, I've got a meeting.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25I don't know, just some meeting.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Yeah, I promise I will.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30I love you.

0:39:30 > 0:39:31OK, bye.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Parents!

0:39:34 > 0:39:35Is Matt your, um...

0:39:35 > 0:39:37- Ex.- Right.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40A bit of a tosser, yeah?

0:39:41 > 0:39:45I wouldn't say tosser, exactly.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49We just wanted different things.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Yada, yada, yada. Yeah, I hear ya.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56It's like me and my ex. She was keen and everything, but...

0:39:56 > 0:40:00I don't know, her forward thinking sort of killed the romance, you know?

0:40:02 > 0:40:04It's good to have these little chats, yeah?

0:40:04 > 0:40:08Shouldn't always be about work. Society is so work obsessed.

0:40:08 > 0:40:09Tragic.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Right. Back to work.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30- Some big names.- Pap & Sons is still a cash cow.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32What's the potential deal structure?

0:40:32 > 0:40:34That's the pisser.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37You'd still be key to running the business, but...

0:40:38 > 0:40:39But?

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Money isn't cheap, Harry.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44These guys will want at least 95% of the company.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Leaving me with nothing. I'd do the same thing.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53I'd be CEO of Papadopoulos & Sons.

0:40:53 > 0:40:54Get a salary.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Get my house back.

0:40:56 > 0:40:57My children's future.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- Beats fish and chips.- You'd be working for someone else.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03I'd be working for someone else.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06By the way, I'm not actually running a fish and chip shop.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08- Just helping my brother re-launch. - Sure.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Listen, there may be another way.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13It came up in conversation with the Norske Velconan Bank.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16It'd be along the lines of a straight loan to buy back the business.

0:41:16 > 0:41:20- Why would they lend to me?- Well, let's ask them. Do you want me to look into it?- Sure. No choice.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22OK, cool.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25Got to go. Got an emergency. Wait, get this...

0:41:25 > 0:41:30A hi-tech portable toilet company that has literally gone down the tubes.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33An internet-ready, wireless crapper

0:41:33 > 0:41:36with a waterproof keyboard and screen, for the love of God.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Because taking a dump needed an overhaul?

0:41:38 > 0:41:40So, somebody's got to bury them.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43In nomine Patris, et Spiritus Sancti, etc, etc...

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Got to love a downturn(!)

0:41:47 > 0:41:48Laters.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00I think what you are currently doing with your brother sounds liberating.

0:42:01 > 0:42:05I'm liberating myself from my last 25 grand on a disused chip shop.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07But it's like a start-up.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Isn't that the most exciting phase of any venture?

0:42:10 > 0:42:14Taking a bit of risk. Developing your products and your services.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18Learning about your market.

0:42:18 > 0:42:22Look, some of the largest companies on the planet never make a profit.

0:42:22 > 0:42:26Like, a real profit. It's all accounting tricks and leveraged debt.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28What I'm trying to say is...

0:42:28 > 0:42:31does it matter if the business is a small one?

0:42:31 > 0:42:35As long as it makes a profit and the people who work there are happy?

0:42:37 > 0:42:40What are you doing working in a place like this?

0:42:40 > 0:42:44This is only temporary. I got divorced recently.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Came to London for a fresh start.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50I'm actually looking into setting up my own business.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53Well, I'm sorry about that.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57About the divorce, I mean. Not...

0:42:58 > 0:43:02I've been meaning to ask. Can I come and visit your shop sometime?

0:43:04 > 0:43:07- There isn't one.- When it's up and running.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10It's a chip shop.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12It's hot. On your feet all hours.

0:43:12 > 0:43:16Verbal abuse from costumers on a Friday night.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19I wasn't applying for a job, Harry.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21I just wanted to stop by.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32KNOCK ON DOOR

0:43:34 > 0:43:36It's late!

0:43:37 > 0:43:39What are you doing, little man?

0:43:39 > 0:43:42Trading.

0:43:42 > 0:43:46I watch trends... making trades based on patterns.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49I don't even look at the fundamentals.

0:43:49 > 0:43:50The fundamentals?

0:43:50 > 0:43:54You know - capital employed, gearing ratios, etc.

0:43:54 > 0:43:59Not even profit or turnover. It's short term, but I can spot a trend.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02I know what's going to happen.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04So, you can see the future?

0:44:06 > 0:44:09- And? - Same as the past.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11The pursuit of order from chaos.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13I'm done for today.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18Ah, Theo, Theo, Theo.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22HE SPEAKS GREEK

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Sweet dreams.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Uncle Spiros?

0:44:28 > 0:44:30You knew my mummy?

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Yes.

0:44:34 > 0:44:36She was...

0:44:36 > 0:44:39she was beautiful.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41And she was very kind to me.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46I wish I had my mummy sometimes.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49It's very hard for you.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51I'd have made her laugh, Uncle Spiros.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55You make me laugh.

0:44:58 > 0:45:03I've come out with some classics. Real gems.

0:45:05 > 0:45:09Wasted on this family.

0:45:09 > 0:45:12HE LAUGHS

0:45:12 > 0:45:16You are something else!

0:45:16 > 0:45:19- We can hear everything. - Don't fall for him, Spiros.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22He's a little tinker.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Say the magic release poem.- No.

0:45:25 > 0:45:29- Yeah, actually say the magic release poem.- No!

0:45:31 > 0:45:35Theo Papadopoulos is a Hippopotamus

0:45:35 > 0:45:38He's always making such a fuss

0:45:38 > 0:45:41From his toe to bottomus.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43HE LAUGHS

0:45:49 > 0:45:53Ah, your kids! They're something.

0:46:03 > 0:46:07Don't worry. I'm not TOO religious.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14I'm a lapsed Buddhist.

0:46:14 > 0:46:18I do everything a good Buddhist does. Except abstinence.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20PFF-FF-RRR-T!

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Ear plugs?

0:46:29 > 0:46:32This is a fantastic thing.

0:46:34 > 0:46:39Did you ever imagine 30 years ago? Back here?!

0:46:42 > 0:46:43No.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46Remember how excited we felt when we first got this place?

0:46:46 > 0:46:49It feels like that again!

0:46:49 > 0:46:50Hey...

0:46:50 > 0:46:53My gut says posh Alaskan pollock over cod.

0:46:53 > 0:46:58- What do you think?- I should never have taken out that loan.

0:47:00 > 0:47:04We'll talk fish after we fix this place.

0:47:04 > 0:47:08(We'll talk fish after we fix this place!)

0:47:08 > 0:47:14Katie's got some good thoughts. Says we should keep the old look.

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Hmm?

0:47:16 > 0:47:19And she had some beautiful ideas about the uniforms.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21But then, you know, the potential yield of the plaza,

0:47:21 > 0:47:24Papadopoulos Plaza,

0:47:24 > 0:47:26fully developed with a 1,000-year lease.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29I'd have kept the freehold.

0:47:29 > 0:47:35I'm telling you, Spiro. It was good.

0:47:35 > 0:47:39I'd have been worth a fortune. Worth, I don't know...

0:47:39 > 0:47:41One billion five, one billion six.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45One billion six!

0:47:46 > 0:47:50Big numbers, Spiro. Big, big numbers.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55SPIROS SNORES

0:48:15 > 0:48:18We were children when we came to the UK. With nothing.

0:48:19 > 0:48:25We start again. Fat Laki, the weight you lost is an inspiration.

0:48:25 > 0:48:26Phil the Till,

0:48:26 > 0:48:30you've helped many Greeks with your tax-friendly till machines.

0:48:30 > 0:48:36Hey, only two things are certain in life. Death and taxes.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39Unless you're Greek! Then it's only death!

0:48:39 > 0:48:41APPLAUSE

0:48:41 > 0:48:44Nikos, Kyriaco, Androniki, Loula,

0:48:44 > 0:48:49Uncle Panico, Aphrodite, Maria and, of course, Father Jimmy.

0:48:49 > 0:48:53Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57Didn't Father Jimmy get done for selling illegal copies of Rambo?

0:48:57 > 0:48:59He owns three liquor stores in Palmers Green.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01He always hated me.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04People, hello. Sorry, hi.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07Just want you to know this is a temporary situation for the family.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10I'm currently in negotiation with a top corporate finance team

0:49:10 > 0:49:14about re-acquiring the assets of Papadopoulos & Sons. That's it.

0:49:14 > 0:49:20- What did he say?- He's had some sort of breakdown.- Tragic.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22James! Music!

0:49:22 > 0:49:24MUSIC: Opa, Opa Ta Bouzoukia by the Delphi Brothers

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Thank you.

0:49:26 > 0:49:30I officially announce the renovation

0:49:30 > 0:49:33of the Three Brothers.

0:49:33 > 0:49:35You're supposed to do that when you launch something.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37To hell with convention.

0:49:37 > 0:49:39GLASS SMASHES

0:49:39 > 0:49:40APPLAUSE

0:49:40 > 0:49:42HE SPEAKS GREEK

0:49:47 > 0:49:51MUSIC: Opa, Opa Ta Bouzoukia by the Delphi Brothers

0:51:49 > 0:51:50Ante, Laki. Pes mas.

0:51:50 > 0:51:53- Tell us.- Entaksi. Don't rush me.

0:51:53 > 0:51:56It's been a long time since I had meat like this.

0:51:57 > 0:52:00- What's he doing? - He's assessing the competition.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06HE SPEAKS GREEK

0:52:06 > 0:52:09There's a reason why Hassan is still in business.

0:52:09 > 0:52:13Texture - very good. Way above average. Meat content - high.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16Mechanically recovered cheap rubbish? You wish!

0:52:16 > 0:52:18This is a quality doner.

0:52:18 > 0:52:23Nicely cooked, with all the right combination of herbs.

0:52:24 > 0:52:28- It's beautiful!- It doesn't mean we can't take them on.

0:52:28 > 0:52:30No. I'm not saying we can't.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33DOOR CLOSES

0:52:39 > 0:52:41- Yes?- Sorry. I...

0:52:47 > 0:52:48What do you want?

0:52:49 > 0:52:52That's a lot of Greeks.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58What? We're going out.

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Not too late.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Well, she is 18.

0:53:19 > 0:53:23We'll make a better product at a cheaper price with larger portions.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26We'll lose money on the kebabs in the short term.

0:53:26 > 0:53:27Put the Turks out of business.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29Make our margins on the fish and when the rest of this

0:53:29 > 0:53:31crummy street's packed up, we'll raise our prices

0:53:31 > 0:53:33and cut our portion sizes.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35The entrepreneur has spoken.

0:53:35 > 0:53:39Hey. It's temporary, but as long as we're here, we'll do some business.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46EGGS SIZZLE

0:53:48 > 0:53:51You know, when he was a little boy,

0:53:51 > 0:53:53he'd come home from school and sit there.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Just like that.

0:53:57 > 0:54:01Who was the third...brother?

0:54:01 > 0:54:03Michael.

0:54:03 > 0:54:07He died in the fire with our parents, your grandparents,

0:54:07 > 0:54:10in Cyprus, in the war between the Greeks and the Turks.

0:54:10 > 0:54:12How did you both escape?

0:54:14 > 0:54:20- Spiros climbed down, and Michael, who was...six...- Yes.

0:54:20 > 0:54:26- ..dropped me down. I was just a baby.- I caught him.

0:54:26 > 0:54:30But Michael, he... told Mihali to jump, but...

0:54:32 > 0:54:37He ran right back into the house.

0:54:37 > 0:54:41I'll never know why. One night everything changes.

0:54:41 > 0:54:45He probably wanted to save his mum and dad.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48You know what?

0:54:48 > 0:54:53I never thought about that. You could be right. Yeah.

0:54:53 > 0:54:58You're a wise boy, James. Your soul is old.

0:54:59 > 0:55:03Tell me, this has always been a big question for me for many years.

0:55:03 > 0:55:08Do you think I could've done something else? For Michael?

0:55:08 > 0:55:11- No, you were holding a baby.- Yeah.

0:55:11 > 0:55:15- And how old were you?- I was nine.

0:55:15 > 0:55:18You were only a boy, like Theo.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Hmm.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24H?

0:55:26 > 0:55:28Hello?

0:55:28 > 0:55:30What's wrong with him?

0:55:30 > 0:55:34Hey! Don't worry. It's temporary.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44(Excuse me.)

0:55:51 > 0:55:52Did I say something wrong?

0:55:57 > 0:56:00KNOCK ON DOOR

0:56:05 > 0:56:07He was only nine.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13I'd never thought about how young he was.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20I brought you this.

0:56:23 > 0:56:24Tea.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30James?

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Come here.

0:56:37 > 0:56:39Sit down.

0:56:45 > 0:56:48- I've let you and your brother and your sister down.- Dad!

0:56:48 > 0:56:51I made a promise to your mother that I'd take care of you.

0:56:51 > 0:56:54- And you're doing that. - This is humiliating for you.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56Dad, we'll get through this.

0:56:57 > 0:56:58Like...

0:57:00 > 0:57:01I don't know.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03King Lear.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08I don't know the story.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10Well, um...

0:57:10 > 0:57:12King Lear loses everything.

0:57:12 > 0:57:16Absolutely everything. He finds himself in the middle of a storm.

0:57:16 > 0:57:17With nothing.

0:57:17 > 0:57:23And...his kids... They hate him.

0:57:23 > 0:57:29- They think he's a prick. - What happens to him?

0:57:31 > 0:57:33Well, uh, he dies.

0:57:35 > 0:57:40- Oh.- But it has to end like that. Because it's a tragedy.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47I'm sorry about your plants.

0:57:47 > 0:57:50- I can grow new ones. - Why you didn't bring more with you?

0:57:52 > 0:57:57- I didn't want to get in the way. - You're such a sweet boy.

0:57:59 > 0:58:03Get that from your mother. Your stammer's getting better.

0:58:05 > 0:58:12You know what? I'm going to go get your plants. Now.

0:58:12 > 0:58:15- From the house.- What? Right now?- Yeah.

0:58:15 > 0:58:19I'm going to go get your plants.

0:58:19 > 0:58:21Like King Lear, yeah?

0:58:23 > 0:58:27Uh, yeah. Sort of.

0:59:58 > 1:00:01GREEK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO

1:00:03 > 1:00:04There you go.

1:00:06 > 1:00:07Oh, no! No. No. No.

1:00:07 > 1:00:10THEY LAUGH

1:00:10 > 1:00:13Let me see that!

1:00:13 > 1:00:16That's perfect.

1:00:16 > 1:00:22- Hey.- Daddy!- Hello.

1:00:23 > 1:00:25What's going on?

1:00:25 > 1:00:30- We're making...batter. - Uncle Spiros' special mix.

1:00:33 > 1:00:37- That's all I could find. - Thank you.- It's very late.

1:00:37 > 1:00:40Oh.

1:00:40 > 1:00:42- I said they could help. - It's the holidays.

1:00:42 > 1:00:46Uncle Spiros said I could make beer and vodka batter.

1:00:47 > 1:00:49It doesn't sound very good.

1:00:49 > 1:00:51LAUGHTER

1:00:51 > 1:00:53Hey, you can stay up.

1:00:53 > 1:00:57It's the holidays. Tomorrow we'll look through the newspapers.

1:00:57 > 1:00:59We'll pick out some stocks. How's that grab you?

1:00:59 > 1:01:02Natural resources is a good buy.

1:01:05 > 1:01:07Hey, wait. Show us your frying skills.

1:01:07 > 1:01:11Yeah, I was telling them how you were born with a timer in your head.

1:01:11 > 1:01:15- How you fried to perfection every time.- Not tonight.

1:01:15 > 1:01:21- Come on, Dad. Show us how to fillet a fish.- Go on, Daddy.

1:01:21 > 1:01:24Yeah, H, come on. Show us.

1:01:24 > 1:01:26Show us.

1:01:26 > 1:01:28Show us.

1:01:28 > 1:01:30CHANTING: Show us.

1:01:30 > 1:01:34ALL: Show us. Show us. Show us...

1:01:34 > 1:01:38You should really be thinking about bed, all of you. Goodnight.

1:01:38 > 1:01:41Bed?

1:01:42 > 1:01:44Mmm!

1:02:18 > 1:02:21All right. So. Where are we going?

1:02:21 > 1:02:27City. Get a loan. Get the business back. Get the house back.

1:02:27 > 1:02:29Does this suit look all right?

1:02:29 > 1:02:32- Yeah. It's a suit.- Oh!

1:02:32 > 1:02:35Doesn't... I don't know, it doesn't fit.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43I don't believe it. They're kissing.

1:02:47 > 1:02:49- Kids. Come on.- In the street?

1:02:50 > 1:02:56- They're smoking. They're hanging out. - Do they? Are they?- What?

1:02:56 > 1:02:57Are they screwing?

1:02:59 > 1:03:01No. They're just kissing.

1:03:03 > 1:03:08- Got to get out of this place. - Come on, he's a sweet guy.- Out!

1:03:08 > 1:03:12- Family's in the gutter. - You're over-reacting, Harry.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14The thought of her pregnant.

1:03:14 > 1:03:16In a kebab shop.

1:03:18 > 1:03:21Harry, don't worry about Katie.

1:03:21 > 1:03:24She can look after herself.

1:04:03 > 1:04:05What are you doing?

1:04:05 > 1:04:07I've got something to say.

1:04:07 > 1:04:10- About Katie? Is she pregnant?- No.

1:04:12 > 1:04:16Oh, God. Have you got cancer?

1:04:16 > 1:04:17No.

1:04:19 > 1:04:22No, just... Just bear with me.

1:04:27 > 1:04:29HE SIGHS

1:04:36 > 1:04:38So. Here goes.

1:04:39 > 1:04:43"After years of abuse, on my behalf

1:04:43 > 1:04:45"and unacceptable behaviour,

1:04:45 > 1:04:48"I reached a moment of clarity."

1:04:48 > 1:04:50Actually this was two years ago.

1:04:51 > 1:04:55- "I'd like to apologise for the hurt I've caused."- What? Now?

1:04:56 > 1:05:00"There were aspects of my behaviour which was unacceptable,

1:05:00 > 1:05:04- "which includes, but is not limited to..."- Why now?

1:05:06 > 1:05:08I've been carrying this...

1:05:08 > 1:05:11Well, if you don't want to hear, we can do it later.

1:05:11 > 1:05:13No. Now's fine. Now's good.

1:05:13 > 1:05:15Just...

1:05:19 > 1:05:21Er... Ochi.

1:05:21 > 1:05:22Ochi.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26Skip that.

1:05:32 > 1:05:35- "I have abused your generosity." - I agree with that statement.

1:05:38 > 1:05:43"When we were children, and got to London, I looked after you,

1:05:43 > 1:05:48"got you ready for school, made you do your homework.

1:05:48 > 1:05:54"I taught you to cook, ride a bike, speak Greek, dance..."

1:05:54 > 1:05:56Why don't you speak Greek, Harry?

1:06:01 > 1:06:02You were reading your list.

1:06:08 > 1:06:10"I fought with Steven Klein when he accused

1:06:10 > 1:06:14"you of stealing his orthopaedic shoe." Remember that?

1:06:14 > 1:06:16Yeah.

1:06:16 > 1:06:19- Did you take it?- No.

1:06:20 > 1:06:21You can tell me now.

1:06:21 > 1:06:25I didn't steal the shoe. Are you going to read all of that?

1:06:27 > 1:06:30- I don't have to. - Why did it go wrong with us, Spiro?

1:06:30 > 1:06:32We may as well get to it.

1:06:32 > 1:06:35Why did you turn against me after I left the shop?

1:06:35 > 1:06:38- I never turned against you. - That's what it felt like.

1:06:46 > 1:06:48I was jealous of you.

1:06:50 > 1:06:51You were my brother.

1:06:54 > 1:06:56Brothers get jealous.

1:06:56 > 1:06:58You were more than a brother.

1:06:58 > 1:07:05You were my life. And then you left. Gone.

1:07:05 > 1:07:08I set up the business. I wasn't going to stay in the sh...

1:07:11 > 1:07:16- You could have come with me. - Harry, you were so fast.

1:07:16 > 1:07:19You were like a plane, like a supersonic jet.

1:07:21 > 1:07:23But I gave you everything you ever wanted.

1:07:23 > 1:07:27Did I ever once turn you down in all the years after I left the business?

1:07:27 > 1:07:30And after it went bust. But it was never enough.

1:07:31 > 1:07:33Every week something new.

1:07:33 > 1:07:37Writing a cheque to... I don't know, you had some weird friends.

1:07:37 > 1:07:41Who is that bloke with the pin head, kept turning up at the house?

1:07:41 > 1:07:42None of my friends any more.

1:07:47 > 1:07:49And then drunk at Elizabeth's funeral.

1:07:54 > 1:07:58And your big tell-it-as-it-is speech.

1:08:00 > 1:08:01I heard about it.

1:08:01 > 1:08:05Well. That was it. For me. For us.

1:08:12 > 1:08:14You were right to cut me off.

1:08:14 > 1:08:16She never had a bad word for you, Elizabeth.

1:08:16 > 1:08:19She always forgave you. And she made me forgive you.

1:08:19 > 1:08:22Every time.

1:08:23 > 1:08:25She did.

1:08:29 > 1:08:32I always had a way back when she was with us.

1:08:37 > 1:08:38Elizabeth was so good to me.

1:08:48 > 1:08:50She was our world.

1:08:51 > 1:08:53She was our world.

1:09:03 > 1:09:05I'm sorry. I can't.

1:09:07 > 1:09:09It's OK, H.

1:09:09 > 1:09:14I've got to get to this meeting. It's an important meeting.

1:09:16 > 1:09:18It's OK to miss her.

1:09:21 > 1:09:23Oh, man.

1:09:30 > 1:09:32Just give me a minute.

1:09:51 > 1:09:54With the help of Lars and the Norske Velconan Bank

1:09:54 > 1:09:58we aim to buy Pap & Sons back from the receivers.

1:09:58 > 1:10:01Also, Harry, I have to say, that there's an intuitive bond,

1:10:01 > 1:10:05between the Greek and the Nordic people.

1:10:05 > 1:10:08Maybe the first Vikings were descended from

1:10:08 > 1:10:12the ancient Greeks somewhere in the deepness of time.

1:10:12 > 1:10:17It's so...Wagnerian! Ya?

1:10:19 > 1:10:21We should point out the new approach.

1:10:23 > 1:10:25To buy Papadopoulos & Sons

1:10:25 > 1:10:28but divest the food manufacturing side of the business.

1:10:28 > 1:10:31Divest the food manufacturing? What else is there?

1:10:31 > 1:10:35- Sell off the food but keep the property.- Papadopoulos Plaza.

1:10:36 > 1:10:40- It's going to be worth a fortune! - It's not what I had in mind.

1:10:40 > 1:10:44- It's an asset break-up. - Tusk. Tusk, yah?

1:10:44 > 1:10:46Makes us sound like barbarians.

1:10:46 > 1:10:48With the new loan you buy back your old assets

1:10:48 > 1:10:51and then sell off the brands in the Pap & Sons stable.

1:10:51 > 1:10:56- And you know how to squeeze the value, Harry.- That's a break-up.

1:10:56 > 1:10:59- Please. I know what it is. - The piTta bread, the cakes,

1:10:59 > 1:11:00they get sold to a baker.

1:11:00 > 1:11:03The halloumi and feta to a dairy company.

1:11:03 > 1:11:07I love your halloumi! Ai-yai-yai! Grilled! It's...!

1:11:07 > 1:11:10The sell-off value of these brands will exceed the new loan.

1:11:10 > 1:11:13My bank will get its money back faster than you can say "knife".

1:11:13 > 1:11:16And what do YOU get?

1:11:16 > 1:11:19Lars wants 50% of the plaza development.

1:11:19 > 1:11:21Which is what will remain after the debts have been settled.

1:11:21 > 1:11:27- So you get 50% of the development for free?- Sure, yeah.

1:11:27 > 1:11:31But you get 50% of the same development, yeah. Also for free.

1:11:33 > 1:11:35- What do you want, Harry? - I want my food business back.

1:11:35 > 1:11:39Guys, guys, guys. Reality check. Harry, it's not going to happen.

1:11:39 > 1:11:43The best you can hope for is to work with Lars here and save something.

1:11:45 > 1:11:50- Can't say no.- OK, so I need to take this to the board.

1:11:50 > 1:11:53Take two, three months, ya?

1:11:54 > 1:11:58It seems criminal to buy the business back only to break it up.

1:12:00 > 1:12:02Can I just point out that you are skating,

1:12:02 > 1:12:05figuratively speaking, on thin fucking ice.

1:12:10 > 1:12:13- I'll do whatever the bank wants.- OK.

1:12:13 > 1:12:18Harry, we are going to take this to the hoop, ya? Three points.

1:12:18 > 1:12:20Three points!

1:12:25 > 1:12:27Taking out a loan to pay off a loan so you can

1:12:27 > 1:12:31remortgage a property. It's got nothing to do with business.

1:12:31 > 1:12:36- It's got nothing to do with making stuff.- I get my life back.- No.

1:12:36 > 1:12:40- You get a loan for some land. - My children get their lives back.

1:12:42 > 1:12:45I'm sorry. This isn't very professional.

1:12:45 > 1:12:48- Do you give all your clients a hard time, Sophie?- No.

1:12:51 > 1:12:55- Just the interesting ones. - Have you got five minutes?

1:12:55 > 1:12:57Yes, of course.

1:12:57 > 1:13:00I just want to talk about the shop.

1:13:02 > 1:13:06And make sure my brother has the right plan before I go.

1:13:06 > 1:13:09OK. Let's grab a coffee.

1:13:09 > 1:13:12So, it's 30% on material.

1:13:12 > 1:13:14The fish, the potatoes, the packaging etc.

1:13:16 > 1:13:21- Would you include energy? Light? Heat?- Yes.

1:13:21 > 1:13:26- But not rent because we already own the building.- OK.

1:13:26 > 1:13:27And 30% on labour.

1:13:27 > 1:13:31- Yes.- So it's 30, 30, 30, classic restaurant model.

1:13:31 > 1:13:35- That's right. - What are your weaknesses?

1:13:39 > 1:13:41The price of fish can vary dramatically.

1:13:42 > 1:13:47- Can you vary the menu? - You don't want to complicate it.

1:13:48 > 1:13:51It doesn't have to be complicated, Harry.

1:13:56 > 1:13:58What are your fears?

1:13:58 > 1:14:00My fears?

1:14:06 > 1:14:07Oh.

1:14:07 > 1:14:11Just that it won't work out.

1:14:15 > 1:14:20- That fish and chips has maybe had its day.- No. Hang on a second.

1:14:22 > 1:14:26Fish and chips. It's a British classic!

1:14:26 > 1:14:29Much more than just a quick meaningless experience.

1:14:30 > 1:14:31Something to be savoured.

1:14:33 > 1:14:37Just think of the soft white cod flakes gently falling away

1:14:37 > 1:14:42as your fork pierces the hard, crunchy shell of the golden batter.

1:14:43 > 1:14:45The rich smell of the fryer's delight,

1:14:45 > 1:14:48the tangy smack of salt and vinegar on your lips.

1:14:49 > 1:14:53Hell, yeah! I'd pay for that.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01We should talk about...

1:15:01 > 1:15:05- We should talk about accounting packages.- Yeah. We should.

1:15:22 > 1:15:27- What? - This time last year I was in Malibu.

1:15:28 > 1:15:31- We'll go tonight!- It's not a nightclub, it's America.

1:15:33 > 1:15:35Oh. Look...

1:15:36 > 1:15:40The shop's where I'm from. It's not where I'm going to end up.

1:15:41 > 1:15:44My dad must have said that to my mum once.

1:15:44 > 1:15:47Maybe even on this bridge.

1:15:47 > 1:15:49See. Look where he ended up.

1:15:51 > 1:15:56- So what's your plan? - Property. I've got an eye for it.

1:15:56 > 1:16:01I'll probably be a pop star one day.

1:16:01 > 1:16:03- Cool.- Yo, yo, yo

1:16:03 > 1:16:05It's time to die, yo yo blue butterfly

1:16:05 > 1:16:07He was fat, he was bloated

1:16:07 > 1:16:11He was fatally attracted to my light bulb.

1:16:11 > 1:16:14- That is well sick!- Yeah.

1:16:16 > 1:16:18I wrote something for you too.

1:16:18 > 1:16:23It's a poem. It's called Sometimes I Want For Nothing Else.

1:16:24 > 1:16:27Just you and me in an ever-expanding universe

1:16:27 > 1:16:29Sharing a cup of tea

1:16:29 > 1:16:31Sometimes I want for nothing else.

1:16:33 > 1:16:36Fuck. You're amazing.

1:16:48 > 1:16:53We start from the side fin on the top, here.

1:16:53 > 1:16:56And cut in one move all along the fish to the tail.

1:17:19 > 1:17:25Lovely. Come and try. Fresh fish. Lovely hot chips. Delicious fish.

1:17:25 > 1:17:29Come and try. Little boy! Battered inside.

1:17:29 > 1:17:33Special chip for you. And one for you. Fish and chips.

1:17:33 > 1:17:36Come and try. We batter our own fish.

1:17:36 > 1:17:39We make beautiful fresh fish inside. Sir, have a chip.

1:17:39 > 1:17:43Have a fish. No? None for you. Come and try! Come and try!

1:17:43 > 1:17:48- It's not just fish and chips. - There's room for all of us.

1:17:50 > 1:17:54- What do you want, Hassan? - Remember when we were children?

1:17:55 > 1:17:59And we were friends? We weren't Greeks, Turks.

1:18:01 > 1:18:04Respectfully, I would like you to take your kebabs off the menu.

1:18:06 > 1:18:09- This is a fish and chip shop. - What do we get?

1:18:11 > 1:18:13I won't do fish.

1:18:16 > 1:18:21- You DON'T do fish, Hassan.- You're going to put us on the street.

1:18:21 > 1:18:24- It's business. - It's not about business!

1:18:24 > 1:18:27Perhaps you wouldn't be like this if we were Greeks.

1:18:31 > 1:18:33I tell you what.

1:18:34 > 1:18:36We'll take kebabs off the menu...

1:18:38 > 1:18:41..if you ask your son to stay away from my daughter.

1:18:46 > 1:18:49- More tea? - No. Thank you.

1:18:49 > 1:18:53- This is very difficult. - Come on. It's easy.

1:18:53 > 1:18:56- My son is his own man. - Right.- Then no deal.

1:18:56 > 1:18:59- Is it because he's Turkish? Because he's a Muslim?- No.

1:18:59 > 1:19:02- I don't have a problem with that. - Harry's not like that.

1:19:02 > 1:19:05Because he works in a kebab shop, is that it?

1:19:05 > 1:19:07- Yeah.- Harry's more like that.

1:19:07 > 1:19:09I'd ask you, both of you,

1:19:09 > 1:19:12to respect a man's aspirations for his daughter.

1:19:12 > 1:19:15I have similar aspirations for my son.

1:19:17 > 1:19:18Spiro?

1:19:18 > 1:19:20Perhaps you should remind your brother where he is now.

1:19:20 > 1:19:22Tell him to look around.

1:19:22 > 1:19:27Perhaps he still sees a big mansion with gardens and servants.

1:19:27 > 1:19:31Well, I don't. But, more importantly, neither does my son.

1:19:31 > 1:19:35This is only temporary. We'll be gone in a couple of months.

1:19:35 > 1:19:39I hope so. It's going to be a very long couple of months.

1:19:39 > 1:19:41For both of us.

1:19:41 > 1:19:42Say cheese!

1:19:42 > 1:19:44CAMERA CLICKS

1:19:44 > 1:19:49MUSIC: 5,000 Psemata by Yiorgos Zambetas

1:21:45 > 1:21:47So here we are.

1:21:49 > 1:21:50Here we are.

1:21:56 > 1:21:58I'm sure it will be good news.

1:21:58 > 1:22:03If it's good news, Spiro, I want you to have the shop. All of it.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08- Will we get to visit Uncle Spiros again?- Of course we will.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11Who's going to help me to run the store?

1:22:11 > 1:22:12I'm going to need you, little man.

1:22:12 > 1:22:16I expect Uncle Spiros will always find you a holiday job here.

1:22:18 > 1:22:20MOBILE PHONE RINGS

1:22:21 > 1:22:24Hello. Lars, yeah.

1:22:27 > 1:22:29I'm just... I'm just...

1:22:51 > 1:22:54- What is it?- Did you get the loan?

1:22:56 > 1:22:59- Bad news, I'm afraid.- Really?- Yeah.

1:22:59 > 1:23:02We're going home. We got it!

1:23:06 > 1:23:08- We're going home.- Congratulations.

1:23:11 > 1:23:14What's wrong?

1:23:14 > 1:23:16We're leaving. We're out of here. We got the loan.

1:23:19 > 1:23:22- We should be celebrating. - He's right. It's a good day.

1:23:24 > 1:23:26You... You...

1:23:28 > 1:23:29..made it.

1:23:32 > 1:23:33You're a survivor.

1:23:35 > 1:23:36Sorry.

1:23:36 > 1:23:40What is it with you, Spiro? Why can't you be happy for me?

1:23:41 > 1:23:43Whenever I have any kind of success,

1:23:43 > 1:23:45you always have to stamp on it.

1:23:47 > 1:23:48Where are you going?

1:23:49 > 1:23:52I am happy for you. I am.

1:23:53 > 1:23:57- What is it? What's wrong?- There is this...

1:23:57 > 1:23:59SPIROS GROANS

1:24:28 > 1:24:31- He looks dead to me. - No, he's not dead. He's sleeping.

1:24:31 > 1:24:33- He's still sleeping.- Like...

1:24:35 > 1:24:37- ..Sleeping Beauty?- Yeah.

1:24:37 > 1:24:39That's a good way of looking at it.

1:24:50 > 1:24:54Sorry. I hope I'm not...

1:24:54 > 1:24:56No. No.

1:24:56 > 1:24:58Come in. James? James!

1:25:02 > 1:25:06- And take the, er... - I heard the news and I really wanted

1:25:06 > 1:25:10to bake something, so I made a Greek Easter cake.

1:25:10 > 1:25:14- Don't ask. - No, that's really...lovely.

1:25:14 > 1:25:19- Thank you very much. We'll have some of that.- James.

1:25:19 > 1:25:21He's in a mild coma, apparently,

1:25:21 > 1:25:26and we have to talk to him and play music. James, put the ...

1:25:27 > 1:25:29Turn the music...

1:25:29 > 1:25:31Hey, wake up!

1:25:32 > 1:25:35The accountant's here. You've got to wake up.

1:25:35 > 1:25:37TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS

1:25:37 > 1:25:40- James!- Jesus Christ!- Katie! - It won't turn off.

1:25:40 > 1:25:44- You're such a spanner. - Fuck off!

1:25:44 > 1:25:48- Let me do it.- Wait, I felt something. Katie, get the doctor.

1:25:48 > 1:25:50I don't want to ask.

1:25:51 > 1:25:54Oh, for fuck's sake. I'll do it.

1:25:54 > 1:25:56- James!- Excuse me...

1:25:56 > 1:25:59Doctor, I felt something just now, a gripping movement.

1:25:59 > 1:26:04- Anything else?- No, just a slight squeeze. Is that a sign?

1:26:04 > 1:26:08- It could be a decorticate response. It's difficult to tell.- Right.

1:26:12 > 1:26:15- How long's he going to be like this?- He suffered a heart attack.

1:26:15 > 1:26:17It's hard to predict.

1:26:22 > 1:26:24You should all take a break.

1:26:24 > 1:26:30- I am sorry about him. - Yeah. OK. We'll leave it to you.

1:26:30 > 1:26:33Say goodbye to Uncle Spiros.

1:26:33 > 1:26:36Come on. Let's all go.

1:26:40 > 1:26:43- Would you mind staying around, Sophie?- Of course.

1:26:45 > 1:26:49BIG BEN CHIMES

1:26:49 > 1:26:53HARRY HUMS A TUNE

1:27:08 > 1:27:14So he saved me twice. Once in the fire and once after the bank.

1:27:14 > 1:27:19I was always embarrassed by him, you know, by this thing that he does.

1:27:21 > 1:27:25But the thing that he does, it's a good thing, really.

1:27:32 > 1:27:36These last few months. This year, actually, this whole year.

1:27:36 > 1:27:39God, what a year.

1:27:42 > 1:27:44What a year!

1:27:46 > 1:27:50And yet, I've never felt so alive,

1:27:50 > 1:27:52I've never felt so engaged.

1:27:53 > 1:27:57Why is that? I mean, why? I'm frying chips!

1:28:01 > 1:28:03I love him.

1:28:04 > 1:28:06I've always loved him.

1:28:09 > 1:28:12And I love my children.

1:28:12 > 1:28:13I love...

1:28:13 > 1:28:16I love my life. I love it!

1:28:16 > 1:28:18Why is that?

1:28:18 > 1:28:20Why do I love it now? What was wrong with it before?

1:28:24 > 1:28:27- It's OK.- It's a crazy, crazy world. It's up. It's down.

1:28:27 > 1:28:31You fight, you win, you lose, become exhausted, then you leave.

1:28:33 > 1:28:36There's no logic. There's no logic. It's insane.

1:28:39 > 1:28:40The whole thing.

1:28:49 > 1:28:54- No, no, no, Spiro. - I'll get someone.- Spiro mou.

1:28:54 > 1:28:56SPIROS SIGHS

1:28:58 > 1:29:01SPIROS SPEAKS GREEK

1:29:06 > 1:29:09You have to let me go.

1:29:11 > 1:29:14It's good. Michael's with us.

1:29:16 > 1:29:17Michael.

1:29:17 > 1:29:20Mihalis was always there.

1:29:21 > 1:29:22Always with us.

1:29:22 > 1:29:27Always. Three brothers.

1:29:32 > 1:29:34When I was a little boy...

1:29:37 > 1:29:40..you cooked for me, every time I came home.

1:29:42 > 1:29:44They were good times, Spiro.

1:29:45 > 1:29:47Efharisto.

1:29:48 > 1:29:51SPIROS SPEAKS GREEK

1:29:51 > 1:29:52A good life.

1:29:54 > 1:29:56Now you understand.

1:29:57 > 1:30:00SPIROS SPEAKS GREEK

1:31:29 > 1:31:30Did you do this?

1:31:32 > 1:31:36It was for you and Uncle Spiros. And Mum.

1:31:45 > 1:31:48Thank you, James.

1:31:52 > 1:31:56- This is the ivy you saved that night.- We meet again.

1:32:02 > 1:32:05Did you know about this?

1:32:06 > 1:32:08They can all go back to the house if you want.

1:32:08 > 1:32:11The plants are easy to move.

1:32:13 > 1:32:16But they're also very happy to grow here as well,

1:32:16 > 1:32:19if we choose to stay.

1:32:26 > 1:32:28It's whatever you want to do, Daddy.

1:32:30 > 1:32:32We're all really proud of you.

1:33:08 > 1:33:14- Thank you.- Theo mou. Good day at school?- Very good day.

1:33:14 > 1:33:18Impressed the teacher with his ability to solve quadratic equations.

1:33:18 > 1:33:22- That is fantastic! - Your friends are outside.

1:33:29 > 1:33:32As you won't come to me, I thought I'd come to you.

1:33:32 > 1:33:36- I'm not changing my mind, Rob. - I just want to talk.

1:33:36 > 1:33:38Tell me this is a joke.

1:33:44 > 1:33:46I don't want to do the deal.

1:33:46 > 1:33:49Harry, you have seriously lost the plot on this one.

1:33:49 > 1:33:53- It just doesn't feel right. - We worked hard on this!

1:33:53 > 1:33:56If he doesn't want to do the deal, he doesn't want to do it.

1:33:56 > 1:34:00- Shut up!- Hey! No need for that.

1:34:00 > 1:34:04- I don't understand. - I've got everything I want.

1:34:04 > 1:34:06And I've got no debt. That feels good.

1:34:06 > 1:34:09When I lock up my shop at night, it feels good.

1:34:09 > 1:34:13I've got no debts, no loans.

1:34:13 > 1:34:15- I own it, 100%.- Come on.

1:34:15 > 1:34:20A percentage of something that could be worth millions.

1:34:20 > 1:34:24- You'd walk away from that? For a chip shop?- Yeah.

1:34:24 > 1:34:27Right now, yeah, I would. And I'm with my children.

1:34:27 > 1:34:29And that's...

1:34:30 > 1:34:32Can't put a price on that, Rob.

1:34:33 > 1:34:34And I'm having fun.

1:34:34 > 1:34:36We're having fun.

1:34:36 > 1:34:41Come back to the shop and let me cook you something to eat. Go on.

1:34:41 > 1:34:45We're doing great business. I'm actually thinking of expanding.

1:34:45 > 1:34:50That's, er... That's good, Harry. That's very good.

1:34:50 > 1:34:53I'm happy for you.

1:34:53 > 1:34:55If this is success.

1:34:56 > 1:34:58What is success, Rob?

1:34:58 > 1:35:03What is it? We've both had it. What is it?

1:35:03 > 1:35:08Is it the share price? Is it the profit-earnings ratio?

1:35:08 > 1:35:11- Is it a beautiful car?- You tell me, Harry. You've had it all.

1:35:11 > 1:35:14Yeah, I have. And I can tell you.

1:35:15 > 1:35:16Success...

1:35:18 > 1:35:22..is...the joy you feel.

1:35:27 > 1:35:31That's it. That's all it is. Success is the joy you feel.

1:35:37 > 1:35:39Come on. Let's go.

1:35:39 > 1:35:41I don't think so.

1:35:41 > 1:35:44OK, I'm sorry I shouted at you.

1:35:44 > 1:35:46I don't care about that.

1:35:48 > 1:35:50I just don't want to work for you any more.

1:35:55 > 1:35:56Good luck, people.

1:35:58 > 1:36:02- Best fish and chips in London. - Call me when you want to go public.

1:36:02 > 1:36:04HARRY LAUGHS

1:36:08 > 1:36:13- I just quit my job. - Yup. I think you did.

1:36:13 > 1:36:16I'm just trying to work out...

1:36:17 > 1:36:20..what I'm feeling.

1:36:26 > 1:36:28And?

1:37:00 > 1:37:02Bag of chips?

1:37:12 > 1:37:16Ladies and gentlemen, meet our new book-keeper.

1:37:16 > 1:37:18- Hello.- You may have to take a few shifts behind the counter.

1:37:18 > 1:37:21Well. Got to learn the business from the inside.

1:37:21 > 1:37:25- Get the girl a Three Brothers coat.- Yes, boss.

1:37:25 > 1:37:30We are going to build a great business. From today.

1:37:30 > 1:37:33- I'm so excited. - Good times, eh?

1:37:37 > 1:37:38I think so.

1:37:41 > 1:37:46Katie, tell Hassan to meet me outside. Laki, bring the kebab.

1:38:01 > 1:38:03Hassan?

1:38:03 > 1:38:06Thank you for coming. Laki?

1:38:12 > 1:38:15Kebabs are off the menu.

1:38:17 > 1:38:22You are a good man. Thank you. We must celebrate. The Greek way.

1:38:22 > 1:38:25- Yes? Come on.- Oh, no.

1:38:26 > 1:38:30- Someone get some plates. Get everyone.- No, I can't.

1:38:30 > 1:38:32I actually can't. I, er...

1:38:34 > 1:38:36No, I really don't...

1:38:36 > 1:38:39- I actually don't know how. - Come on!- Make it up!

1:38:39 > 1:38:40- MOCKINGLY:- "Make it up!"

1:38:40 > 1:38:45Come on, Harry. I want to learn too. Teach us all how to dance.

1:38:45 > 1:38:46ALL: Yeah!

1:38:47 > 1:38:49CHEERING

1:38:49 > 1:38:53- Oh, Dad! What are you doing? - I think I'm going to dance.

1:38:55 > 1:38:57- Then I'll teach you all. - Go on, Daddy!

1:38:57 > 1:38:59SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

1:38:59 > 1:39:01It's been a long time since I did this.

1:39:02 > 1:39:06Amazing how it all just...comes back to you.

1:39:06 > 1:39:10HARRY HUMS

1:39:10 > 1:39:13RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

1:39:13 > 1:39:15SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT IN GREEK

1:39:15 > 1:39:20MUSIC: Siko Chorepse Sirtaki by Yiorgos Zambetas

1:39:20 > 1:39:23Oh, this is...

1:39:29 > 1:39:32CHEERING

1:39:32 > 1:39:35RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

1:39:40 > 1:39:43HARRY HUMS THE TUNE

1:40:00 > 1:40:02Hassan!

1:40:10 > 1:40:12Opa!

1:40:26 > 1:40:27Opa!

1:41:05 > 1:41:06Opa!

1:41:42 > 1:41:47Theo, come! Daddy's making the most delightful fool of himself. Quick!