0:00:35 > 0:00:37KEYS JANGLE
0:00:45 > 0:00:47DOOR LOCK BUZZES
0:00:48 > 0:00:49HEAVY DOOR CLOSES
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Is my cock exquisite?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Cos I think it's fucking exquisite.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I think it's a fucking work of art.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Like a Renoir.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Or a Picasso.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22A painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26They should study my cock in art classes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Spend whole courses... - DISTANT BELL RINGS
0:01:28 > 0:01:31..studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness,
0:01:31 > 0:01:32don't you think?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39They should also study my cock in science class, cos it defies nature.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42My cock is hard.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's metal, it's steel, it's titanium.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It does not break. It does not weaken.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51My cock can stand all day like a good soldier
0:01:51 > 0:01:55trained to impress his superiors.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57If my cock could win a medal, it would.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01If they could name a school after it, it should.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05If it could save small Somali children from starving it would
0:02:05 > 0:02:08and should, and it'll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11the first such prize ever given to a cock.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16My Nobel-Prize-winning cock's like a cheetah,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19all sleek and dangerous and deadly.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Poems, plays... Wars should be won over it!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Kingdoms fallen because of it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31My cock is lightning, it is fire,
0:02:31 > 0:02:37it is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen lava.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- BUZZING - Oh, sugar and spice
0:02:40 > 0:02:41and all things...
0:02:43 > 0:02:44..nice.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Sorry for the lack of warning, deary.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Things happen.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Sometimes you expect it, sometimes you don't.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06I said, "Give me 200 quid,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09"I'll light my fag off two fucking fireworks..."
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Hemmingway.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'm eating my pudding.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I couldn't give a toss about your pudding.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Put your fork down and get over here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I'll put my fork down when I'm ready to put my fork down.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I'll finish my pudding when I'm ready to finish my pudding.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23You want to disrespect me, disrespect me.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26But then I won't be able to tell you what I know.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I know you'd like to know what I know.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- What would I like to know? - Wouldn't you like to know?!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- I would like to know. - Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Tell me.- Fork!
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Fuck.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39For God's sake, Dom, just put the fork down.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Tell me what it is you have to tell me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Call came in.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Call?- THE call.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59THE call?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Came in.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12MUSIC: The Stand by The Alarm
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# Oh, I have been out searching
0:04:18 > 0:04:20# With the black book in my hand
0:04:20 > 0:04:21# And I've looked between the lines
0:04:21 > 0:04:23# That lie on the pages that I tread
0:04:23 > 0:04:25# I met the walking dude, religious
0:04:25 > 0:04:27# In his worn-down cowboy boots
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# He walked liked no man on Earth
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- # I swear he had no name - Had no name
0:04:31 > 0:04:33# I swear he had no name
0:04:33 > 0:04:36# Come on down
0:04:36 > 0:04:38# And meet your maker
0:04:38 > 0:04:39# Come on down
0:04:39 > 0:04:41# And make the stand... #
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- PRISONERS CHANT:- Dom! Dom! Dom!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57# As I crawled beneath the searchlights
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# Looking through the floorboards of this life
0:04:59 > 0:05:00# I met Doctor Strangelove's cousin
0:05:00 > 0:05:02# He bore the marks of time
0:05:02 > 0:05:04# Hey! Trash can where you going, boy?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06# Your eyes are feet apart
0:05:06 > 0:05:08# Is that the end you're carrying
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- # Shall I play the funeral march? - Play the march
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# Play the funeral march
0:05:12 > 0:05:14# Come on down
0:05:14 > 0:05:16# And meet your maker
0:05:16 > 0:05:18# Come on down
0:05:18 > 0:05:20# And make the stand
0:05:20 > 0:05:23# Come on down Come on down
0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Come on down... #
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Oi. Where's Sandy Butterfield?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Dom? Dom, is that you? - Where's Sandy Butterfield?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Dom, you really don't want to...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Where's Sandy Butterfield?
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Where?!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37He's still working at the depot.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49TYRES SQUEAL
0:05:49 > 0:05:50HORN HONKS
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Hey, where are you going?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Where's Sandy Butterfield?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Where's Sandy Butterfield?!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04# When I looked out the window
0:06:04 > 0:06:06# On the hardship that had struck
0:06:06 > 0:06:08# Saw the seven phials open
0:06:08 > 0:06:10# The plague claimed man and son
0:06:10 > 0:06:12# Four men at a grave in silence
0:06:12 > 0:06:14# With hats bowed down in grace
0:06:14 > 0:06:15# A simple wooden cross
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# It had no epitaph in place... #
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Sandy.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33So that's what you do, is it, mate?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You fuck other men's wives when they're in prison.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37That's what you do with yourself.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41That's how you conduct yourself, how you conduct your business.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43She was my wife. My wife!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- You were divorced and in jail. - She was still my wife.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Always my wife, you fuck! You fucker!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51My betrothed!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54You're nothing but a pestilence - an uphill gardener with a weak chin.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56You're a filthithising thief.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00That's what you are. You think you can steal from me. From me?!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01From Dom Hemmingway?!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14SANDY GROANS
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Aaah!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23SANDY WHEEZES
0:07:36 > 0:07:38All right, Billy?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Pat Andrew.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Hello, Dom.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Long time.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Welcome home.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Thanks. Are you good?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Betty good?- Yeah.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Charlie just graduated university.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Little Charlie with his hair all growing in his eyes
0:07:55 > 0:07:58graduated university?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Can you believe it?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05SANDY MOANS
0:08:07 > 0:08:08I should fucking kill you...
0:08:10 > 0:08:11..but I fancy a pint instead.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I got anger issues, Dickie. I just do.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I always have, ain't I?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I tried to work on them, you know, in prison. Took some classes.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I tried the yoga, inspirational CDs. I did it all.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32But the anger's still inside of me.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I just lost it, I guess.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39He married Keefie. What's a man to do?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Well, I broke his fucking nose.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- He wasn't so good-looking to start with.- No.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47He wet himself.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- He had it coming.- Still.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Sorry, Dom, you can't smoke in here.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56You what?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59They banned it. Smoking.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- In a pub? You can't smoke in a fucking pub?- Bad for your health.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Being a cunt is bad for your health. I'm just smoking a fag.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Got one for me, while you're at it?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22GIRLS LAUGH
0:09:25 > 0:09:29He's expecting you in France, you know? Mr Fontaine.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31He knows what you did for him.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Mr Fontaine's a man who doesn't forget his friends.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37I'm his friend now.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38You did right by him.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You'll get your due.
0:09:40 > 0:09:4212 years, Dickie.
0:09:42 > 0:09:4312 years of my life.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I missed a lot doing right by him.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I missed Keefie's funeral.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I missed out on my Evelyn's childhood.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54My daughter.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02You go to see her yet?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Working up the marbles.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08You've had 12 years to work up the marbles.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I just made Bolognese out of her stepfather's face.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14As if she didn't hate me enough.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Mr Fontaine. He bought them for you.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23A little welcome home present if you're interested.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37For me?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39For you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43MUSIC: Rocks by Primal Scream
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I love this fucking song!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- VOLUME INCREASES - You hear that, Dickie?- Yes, Dom.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52You hear that? You know what that is?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54What, Dom? What is it?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56That's the sound of fucking freedom!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Innit it, Jeanie? Eh? Oh, my love. Innit?!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00HE LAUGHS
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Hello, ladies.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- SHE SCREAMS - Come on, then.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14No-one call me for three days.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24HORN SOUNDS
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- GROANING:- Ugh, my head's throbbing.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Fucking throbbing, Dickie.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Like a disco in my head.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Like a fucking Manila disco full of transvestites and suckling pigs.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I've got a seizure in my brain.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Diabolical seizure, fucking and sucking coke. I did too much.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I tried to make up for too much lost time.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I fucked myself to death.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00My head's going to explode. Bits of my brain is going to go everywhere.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I'm going to ruin your blazer.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- You're going to be all right, Dom. - Fuck you. You don't know my head.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07You don't know the revolution going on...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- HE BELCHES - ..inside of it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Fucking insurgents inside my brain.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Cossacks sodimising my cranium.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Yeah.- What's that, a hand grenade?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Hair of the dog. - That dog shat on my soul.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Drink it. It's mother's little helper.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26My mother left me when I was three. Fuck my mother.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Fuck, I'm dying.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm dying. I'm going to die on this train.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44If dying on this train will shut you up, I'm all for it.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Some fucking friend you are.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You can't make up for 12 years in three days, Dom.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Well, I tried.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01I fucking tried.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08HE LAUGHS
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Mr Hemingway? Mr Dom Hemingway? - What?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I have been sent by Monsieur Fontaine.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Follow me.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Oi, Lardo. If you were sent by Mr Fontaine
0:13:26 > 0:13:28then carry my fucking bag.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Someone's feeling his old self again.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Damn right. Now let's go get my fucking money.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48It's interesting, the French countryside.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Looks like a barmaid's snatch after a cup final weekend.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Fontaine better have a well-stocked bar.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02He was raised in a Russian orphanage and kills people for a living.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Of course he has a well-stocked bar.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35South of France.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Afternoon.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Dom, don't think what you're thinking.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06That's Mr Fontaine's property.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Property's a relative term for a thief.- Still.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10I'm just looking.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Admiring.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- She's rather fit.- Not her. Not Paolina.- Fit to fiddle, I'd say.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Dom!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- You don't admire that. - Bugger off, Dickie.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I'll admire what I want to admire.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Think what I want to think.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Fiddle who I want to fiddle.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30GUNSHOT
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Domingo Hemingway...
0:15:37 > 0:15:40..as I live and breathe.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43The ghost of Christmas past.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Mr Fontaine.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Call me Ivan. Are you crazy?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Ivan Anatolivich Fontanov like the old days.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53I never called you Ivan Anatoli in the old days.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Well...you will now.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Do you hunt, Dom?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01No, I don't,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Ivan.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I only use a gun to hold up a place.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Or threaten someone.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Or rob them.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Or pistol whip them.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Or scare them. But no, no hunting.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Shame.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15It is the sport of princes.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Well, I'm a peasant at heart. A petty serf...
0:16:19 > 0:16:21with nice hair...
0:16:21 > 0:16:22and a strong liver.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I'll eat what you hunt unless it's rabbit.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Rabbits are pets, I don't eat pets.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33These French rabbits are something else though, Dom.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I think you'll like them. They taste like a revolution.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38If that's an advert, I'm not sure it's working.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42It is good to see you, Dom.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49GUN FIRES
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Dom Hemmingway is free! Dom Hemmingway is free!
0:16:53 > 0:16:54GUN FIRES
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Dom Hemmingway is free!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58GUN FIRES
0:17:14 > 0:17:16You look good, Dom.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17You really do.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Well, what can I say? I'm a handsome fucker.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21FONTAINE LAUGHS
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I see you've retained your vanity and your sense of humour.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Lefty was right.- Lefty?
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Yeah, Lefty, he was right.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Who's Lefty?- Who's Lefty?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Are you serious, Dom?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Are you blind?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Have you lost your eyesight in prison?- What?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Lefty. Lefty, your best friend Dickie with one fucking hand.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52You lost your hand?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah. Course.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You lost your bloody hand?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Yes, Dom.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Why do you think I'm wearing this black glove all the time?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- I thought it was a fashion statement or something.- Fashion statement?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I've been in fucking prison 12 years. I missed a few things.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I thought it was the latest fashion. I don't know.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15You always were a bit of a clothes fan. You lost your fucking hand!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18It was shot off three years ago during a job.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20How do I not know that?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23They found his fingers strewn all over High Street.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Fucking hell, Dickie, I'm sorry.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- I'm good, Dom. It's all good.- Yeah.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Dickie's a good soldier.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Tough guy.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Stand up man.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38So are you, Dom.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Most stand up man I've ever met.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Dom is that.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Well, a rat is a rat and a teet is a tit.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Still...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51others would have broken.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Those are others.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Not Dom Hemingway.- Nope, not you.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Not me.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10You've done all right for yourself the last 12 years, Mr Fontaine.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Ivan, please.- Ivan.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Done all right for yourself.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19The art. The house.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Or estate, this is an estate.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Right, that's what they call it. It's very nice.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24It's a villa, Dom.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26A holiday home.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28But thank you. Thank you. I appreciate.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Is Ivan short for Ivana?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37No.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Just Ivan.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Could be Ivana though, right?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45It's Ivan.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Ivan Anatolivich Fontanov.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Ivan. Sorry, Ivan.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Sorry.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54It's OK.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I could have ratted.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59I could have mentioned your name.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I could have said Ivana Anatoli Fontaine was
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- the leader of the group.- Maybe you are tired from your trip, Dom?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I kept my mouth shut and I sat in that tiny cell
0:20:08 > 0:20:12when my wife died of cancer in the arms of some other fucking bloke.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I've heard about that and I'm sorry.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Sorry?- I'm sorry.- Try 12 years. - I'm sorry.- 12 fucking years.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Missed my Evelyn growing up. - I said I'm sorry.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Words are easy. - And it's all I have.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- You have something else. - You are due and you will be paid.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Plus interest. - Plus interest?- Plus a present.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Present?- For being so quiet.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Those girls were a present. Did you like them, Dom? Huh?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38The coke and the girls. That was a present.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Do you really think two birds
0:20:40 > 0:20:45and a bit of blow are a worthy present after what I done for you?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- I was...- Cos that don't even come close to a present. Not even close.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51It's not even a stocking stuffer. Barely an opening act.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Barely a fucking appetiser. Barely an amuse-bouche!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56It's nothing.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Nothing but a bit of confetti in my ticker tape parade,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00and I want the full fucking parade.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02My ticker tape parade!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Ivan, I want the fucking band. I want the fucking float.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I want the parade, the float, the band and what you owe me.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10What you owe me is what I fucking want!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I said you'll get what is yours.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Plus a fucking present!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20A real present!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- OK, Dom.- Let's say your girlfriend.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27The one with the bicycle. What's her name?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Paolina?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I want her.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Don't be crazy, Dom.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34THEY LAUGH
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I'm not crazy.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I want her naked like she likes it, with a little red bow on her
0:21:40 > 0:21:42clitoris for me to untie with my teeth.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Enough. The joke is over.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48- I think...- The joke's on you, Ivana. - Go rest. We'll see you at dinner.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Ivana Anal-toli.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- I have been nothing but polite. - Polite. Polite.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Aren't you the bee's knees?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Cunt!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Fucker.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Cunt!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16You don't want me to get rough. Trust me, don't go there.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Don't presuppose to know what I want.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You don't threaten me, not with that girl's name.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Not with that little girl's name, Ivana. Ivana. Ivana?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Ivana? You don't scare me. You don't fucking scare me, Anal-toli.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I've seen death, I've seen evil.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I've seen fire, I've seen rain,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I've seen lonely days I thought would never end.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38You don't fucking scare me. I eye fuck you. I throat fuck you.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Dom!- Shut it, Dickie!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42You one-armed fuck. You freak.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44You one-armed fucking fuck freak.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47No-one's talking to you. No-one's ever talking to you!
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I'm fucking bored.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- HE BELCHES - Oh, I'm fucking drunk.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18I'm fucking drunk and I'm fucking bored.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I said what I wanted to say. I said it and you heard it.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Now I'm going to take a nap.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'll see you wanks at dinner.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35And no fucking rabbit!
0:23:45 > 0:23:46GUNSHOT
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Dom? You up?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02It's 6:30, it's dinner.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Dom, mate.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Dom?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Jesus Christ.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Dom! Dom!
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Are you fucking mad? - I screwed it up. I screwed everything up.- Really?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I thought you were just mentally retarded. Like those boys with
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- the bowl cuts on the telethons. - Dickie, I'm a mess. Look at me.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- I'm trying not to.- I'm pathetic. I don't belong here. I'm a monster.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- I'm a dinosaur.- Don't forget nudist, Dom. Don't forget that.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47I've ought to be thrown away.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Sent to a leper colony, forgot about.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Left to rot with the maggots.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Jesus, Dom, you've got to get control of yourself.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54You've got to beg forgiveness of him.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- You've got to put on trousers.- I've been locked up for so long, Dickie.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59I see the light, the air.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02It's been so long since I've breathed clean air.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I look at the clouds, I go nuts.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07You mix in the whiskey, you mix in the pussy, I go crazy.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I'm a crazy man. I'm a fucking nutter.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- I'm afraid to see my own daughter. - Really?
0:25:11 > 0:25:15But not too afraid to insult one of the most dangerous men in all of Europe!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Unfortunately, you have the brass for that one.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26He's going to kill me. I insulted him in his own villa.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- He'll forgive you.- He's going to fucking kill me, Dickie.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31He's going to make blinis out of me balls and no-one will care.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- He's not going to kill you. - He could. No-one would give a toss.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Not even me own daughter. - I would give a toss. She would too.
0:25:38 > 0:25:4212 years, Dickie. 12 years for that money and I just blew it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43You apologise to him.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46You be a gentleman and he'll be a gentleman.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47It'll be all right.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah? You promise?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Yes.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54But you don't insult his girl!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You don't call him fucking Ivana, you don't call him Anal-toli
0:25:57 > 0:25:59and you don't let him see your pecker!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Thank your goddamn lucky stars this is a kind and gracious man.
0:26:02 > 0:26:07Do you understand? Do you understand?! I ain't burying your body out here.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10I'm too fucking old and I didn't bring the right shoes.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Sorry I'm late.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39And sorry I was such a cunt.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47You must be Ivan's ladyfriend.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54You're a vision.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55You're an angel.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Again, Ivan, Mr Fontaine, sorry.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07Me and drink don't always dance well together. I acted up.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I acted outrageous.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Sorry. Sorry I'm late for your dinner. And sorry about before.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15When you were a cunt?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Yeah, when I was a cunt.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Dom, it is water under the bridge.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33You are forgiven.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- Thank you.- Now, sit, sit.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Dinner is ready. The rabbit is getting cold.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54Fantastic. I'm starving.
0:28:04 > 0:28:08Everyone, sit. Get comfortable, please.
0:28:08 > 0:28:14Because you so enjoyed the rabbit, Dom, I have a real treat for you.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21GENTLE MOODY MUSIC PLAYS
0:28:25 > 0:28:27# We were two friends in love
0:28:27 > 0:28:31# Fanette and I
0:28:33 > 0:28:41# The empty beach was warm and sleepy in July. #
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Isn't she great, Dom?
0:28:47 > 0:28:52She likes singing almost as much as she likes my money.
0:28:52 > 0:28:59# Fanette each day. #
0:28:59 > 0:29:02You know I could have killed you for saying what you did today?
0:29:04 > 0:29:05Yeah, I do.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09# She was
0:29:09 > 0:29:15# She was as beautiful as rainbows in the sky, she was so beautiful. #
0:29:17 > 0:29:23When I was 14, my very best friend in the world was riding his bicycle
0:29:23 > 0:29:27and he accidentally crashed into this girl I liked.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32Her name was Tatiana.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34We went to school together.
0:29:34 > 0:29:39Though we had never talked. I liked her from afar.
0:29:39 > 0:29:44Anyway, my best friend accidentally crashed into her.
0:29:44 > 0:29:50She got banged up and got a black eye, crying, the whole thing.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54I went over to my friend, took the bike from him,
0:29:54 > 0:29:57lifted it up and smashed it over his head.
0:29:59 > 0:30:03Then I stomped on his hand with my boot.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Until every bone was broken.
0:30:05 > 0:30:11Then I took a rock and smashed it so hard into his face
0:30:11 > 0:30:16he not only lost most of his teeth but most of his jaw as well.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22This, Dom, is what I did to my best friend
0:30:22 > 0:30:24for having a fucking accident
0:30:24 > 0:30:27involving a girl I hadn't even ever talked to.
0:30:32 > 0:30:39Now... Do you know why I didn't do anything to you today, Dom?
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Do you?
0:30:43 > 0:30:48Cos...you're a kind and gracious man.
0:30:49 > 0:30:57Yes, but really because, after everything has been said and done...
0:31:01 > 0:31:03..I do owe you, Dom.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08HE MOUTHS
0:31:20 > 0:31:23I'm going to make right by you, Dom.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32- Would you turn around?- What?
0:31:34 > 0:31:36In order to make it right, I need you to turn around.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Oh, yeah. Course.
0:31:40 > 0:31:46I know telling a safe cracker to turn around is kind of a funny thing when you're opening a safe.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47SAFE DIAL CLICKS
0:31:53 > 0:31:55OK, Dom.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Your share, plus interest.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04This is a quarter million pounds.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08And this...
0:32:10 > 0:32:12..is another half a million.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18This, Dom, is your present.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Take it. Go on, take it. It is yours.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29DOM LAUGHS
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Whoa! Watch out.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Ladies!
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Here, jump on.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17Go, Dom!
0:33:42 > 0:33:43SHE SCREAMS
0:34:05 > 0:34:07You've got a noble chin.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13Some people have weak chins or sad chins.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16You have a very sturdy, very noble chin.
0:34:19 > 0:34:24I know it's kind of a weird thing to say. To just say out loud.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27But my mother told me there's no better time for a compliment
0:34:27 > 0:34:29than the moment you think it.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Well, you have very noble breasts.
0:34:33 > 0:34:39My name's Melody. Though I've been told I can't keep a melody.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42I want to call you Lisa, if that's OK with you?
0:34:42 > 0:34:46Lisa's the name of my cousin. She's an actress.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48- I think she did a commercial. - I acted once.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51Played the Apothecary in Romeo and Juliet at reform school.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54I was pretty good but didn't have the stomach for it.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58What was needed to get the good parts.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01I didn't want to have to service the drama teacher,
0:35:01 > 0:35:03if you know what I mean?
0:35:03 > 0:35:07The poor bastard who played Romeo was being tossed since he was 13.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11Perv gave him all the good parts even thought he couldn't act a damn.
0:35:11 > 0:35:17- His skin was volcanic with pus and pimples.- I hate bad skin.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24- What's your name, anyway? - I told you. Melody.
0:35:24 > 0:35:31Melody, Melody with a face so heavenly. What about you?
0:35:31 > 0:35:34- What's your name?- Me?
0:35:34 > 0:35:36I'm Dom.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37Didn't you know?
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- I'm Dom Hemingway.- Dom Hemingway.
0:35:42 > 0:35:46I am DOM HEMINGWAY!
0:35:46 > 0:35:49MUSIC: Ace Of Spades by Motorhead
0:35:59 > 0:36:04Oh! Listen up, you owls and bears!
0:36:04 > 0:36:08You cocksuckers, plebeians and moral cowards!
0:36:08 > 0:36:11You foxes, lions and paedophiles!
0:36:11 > 0:36:17Listen up, you freaks, Philistines and otters!
0:36:17 > 0:36:20You queens, queers and little-girl tears!
0:36:20 > 0:36:24I am Dom Hemingway!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Dom Hemingway!
0:36:26 > 0:36:29And, for my years of silence,
0:36:29 > 0:36:33I have been granted lordship over everyone on the planet...!
0:36:33 > 0:36:35HORN BLARES
0:36:35 > 0:36:39OPERA MUSIC PLAYS
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- DOM, DREAMLIKE:- 12 fucking years I kept my mouth shut.
0:37:02 > 0:37:03- FONTAINE:- Most stand up man...
0:37:03 > 0:37:06And I sat in that tiny cell while my wife died of cancer.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- FONTAINE:- I do owe you...
0:37:08 > 0:37:09Missed my Evelyn growing up.
0:37:09 > 0:37:1212 fucking years. Missed my Evelyn growing up.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16Dom! Can you wake up?
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Dom!
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Dom!
0:37:21 > 0:37:24Were you sleeping?
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Dom, where is the money?
0:37:28 > 0:37:30- ECHOING:- I want the money!
0:37:30 > 0:37:31THUNDER ROARS
0:37:33 > 0:37:34The money.
0:37:36 > 0:37:37Ah!
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Oh, fuck.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Oh, the money.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48Dom! Dom!
0:37:50 > 0:37:53My hand. I've lost my hand.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55It would be good to find my hand.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58FONTAINE GROANS
0:38:00 > 0:38:02I think I have a splinter.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- What?- I think I have a splinter in me.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Do you know where Paolina is? Lina!
0:38:14 > 0:38:18I think she might have some tweezers. Lina?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Lina!
0:38:24 > 0:38:27I think I'm just going to wait here and rest for a minute.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30All right, Ivan. Just rest. Just rest.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36THUNDER ROARS
0:38:39 > 0:38:42HE GRUNTS
0:38:42 > 0:38:43Oh!
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Ah!
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Girl?
0:38:58 > 0:38:59Girl?
0:39:02 > 0:39:03Girl?
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Come on.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Fucking...
0:39:24 > 0:39:25Fuck!
0:39:33 > 0:39:35THUNDER RUMBLES
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Come on, girl.
0:39:40 > 0:39:41Come on. Girl!
0:39:46 > 0:39:48HE DOES MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Come on, girl.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Come on!
0:39:53 > 0:39:56- Come on, girl! - HE DOES MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Come on!
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Come on. Come on, my love.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Come on. Come on, love.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Come on, love. Come on, my love!
0:40:10 > 0:40:14Come on! Come on!
0:40:17 > 0:40:20- Come on! Live! - THUNDER CRACKS
0:40:20 > 0:40:22SHE COUGHS
0:40:24 > 0:40:27I found it, Dom. I found my hand.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29It was hiding underneath one of the cars.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- SHE COUGHS - Good on ya, Dickie! Good on ya!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- You saved my life!- What?
0:40:37 > 0:40:40- You saved me.- Nah.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45When you save a person's life, it means good luck will
0:40:45 > 0:40:50smile down on you when you least expect it and most need it.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58I think everybody else is dead!
0:40:58 > 0:41:03- But I did see Paolina before, heading towards the road.- Road?
0:41:03 > 0:41:07- Towards the villa.- My money! - What about it?
0:41:07 > 0:41:10You wait here...for the police and the medics.
0:41:11 > 0:41:12We weren't here!
0:41:12 > 0:41:14You didn't fucking see us.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18My money's at the villa.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Fuck me with a javelin!
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- Do you have a key? - Why would I have a key?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32You could have asked Mr Fontaine.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Mr Fontaine, with a fender in his stomach?
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Poor man's key.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- Where you going?- To get some dry clothes. Where are you going?
0:41:49 > 0:41:50To get my money!
0:41:56 > 0:42:00LOUD SCREAM
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Fucking harlot.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05THUNDER CRACKS
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Fucking Romanian fucking harlot.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12What are you talking about, Dom? You're frothing at the mouth.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17She come back and she took my bag with the money - my fucking money.
0:42:18 > 0:42:22Paolina! Paolina!
0:42:22 > 0:42:25That was my money you took!
0:42:25 > 0:42:26My money!
0:42:26 > 0:42:30Paolina...!
0:42:30 > 0:42:32THUNDER CRACKS
0:42:32 > 0:42:34That was my money!
0:42:34 > 0:42:35Mine. That was mine.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39HE SOBS
0:42:44 > 0:42:45I bled for that money.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50I bled for that money.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54HE SOBS
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Dom!
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Paolina!
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Shit. Paolina!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Paolina!
0:43:36 > 0:43:38TYRES SCREECH
0:44:15 > 0:44:16What?
0:44:18 > 0:44:21THUNDER CRACKS
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Why?
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Do I strike you as the type of woman who wants to be poor?
0:44:35 > 0:44:38HE LAUGHS
0:44:55 > 0:44:58BANGING
0:45:05 > 0:45:06HE COUGHS
0:45:14 > 0:45:16You've got to be fucking kidding me?
0:45:25 > 0:45:32MEN SPEAK THEIR OWN LANGUAGE
0:45:39 > 0:45:42MEN SPEAK THEIR OWN LANGUAGE
0:45:43 > 0:45:45What you talking about?
0:45:45 > 0:45:48He says that wound on your head is going to leave scar.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50He a doctor, is he?
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- He washes dishes at the restaurant I work at.- Oh, fucking hell.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55MAN SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:45:55 > 0:45:58But he was a doctor in Senegal.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01MAN SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:46:05 > 0:46:07He also says you are one ugly bastard!
0:46:07 > 0:46:09Well, he's right there, isn't he?
0:46:10 > 0:46:13I'm not sure what happened to you, but it wasn't pretty.
0:46:13 > 0:46:14Misfortune.
0:46:17 > 0:46:18Misfortune befell me.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28You need to rest now, Dom.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34MEN SPEAK IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:46:55 > 0:46:57URINE SPLASHES
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Evelyn said that, as soon as you could pee on two legs,
0:47:04 > 0:47:06you'd have to go.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11By the look of you, I'd say that's today.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13So she's not talking to me?
0:47:13 > 0:47:14She's at work.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17She's just throwing me out? Judge, jury and executioner.
0:47:19 > 0:47:20Just like that.
0:47:25 > 0:47:26She hates me.
0:47:26 > 0:47:27She's mad at you.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30A lot of years of hurt. That doesn't just go away like that.
0:47:30 > 0:47:34If anyone has the right to be mad at life, it's me.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37I've had the shittiest luck in the history of shitty luck.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Oh, look at me!
0:47:40 > 0:47:41I'm a mess.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Face like an abortion.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Broke as a teenager, pissing next to Afrika Bambaataa.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51You going there, Dom?
0:47:51 > 0:47:52All right. Sorry.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03That my grandson?
0:48:06 > 0:48:09I see your gene's a bit more prominent, if you know what I mean.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11His name's Jawara.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13You're kidding?!
0:48:13 > 0:48:14He's Senegalese.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16Diggle me with a voodoo doll.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18It means "peace-loving".
0:48:21 > 0:48:23I'm Dom.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Dom's English for "unlucky son-of-a-bitch".
0:48:27 > 0:48:29We're playing music tonight...
0:48:29 > 0:48:31at Cargo. You know it?
0:48:31 > 0:48:34I can't guarantee anything, but Evelyn will be there,
0:48:34 > 0:48:37- so maybe she'll talk with you then. - You think?
0:48:37 > 0:48:39I don't really.
0:48:39 > 0:48:40But it's worth a try.
0:48:43 > 0:48:44I'm scared.
0:48:46 > 0:48:47I would be too.
0:48:49 > 0:48:50She's a tough one.
0:49:18 > 0:49:22MUSIC IN STYLE OF: Fisherman's Blues by The Waterboys
0:49:45 > 0:49:48# I wish I was a fisherman
0:49:48 > 0:49:52# Tumbling on the seas
0:49:52 > 0:49:54# Far away from dry land
0:49:54 > 0:49:58# And its bitter memories
0:49:58 > 0:50:01# Casting out my sweet line
0:50:01 > 0:50:04# With abandonment and love
0:50:04 > 0:50:07# No ceiling bearing down on me
0:50:07 > 0:50:10# Save the starry sky above
0:50:10 > 0:50:14# With light in my head
0:50:14 > 0:50:16# You in my arms
0:50:18 > 0:50:19# Ah... #
0:50:29 > 0:50:32DIEGETIC MUSIC FADES OUT
0:51:07 > 0:51:08DOOR RATTLES
0:51:10 > 0:51:12DOOR OPENS
0:51:14 > 0:51:15DOOR CLOSES
0:51:15 > 0:51:19- BANGING - Bloody fuck.
0:51:19 > 0:51:20- You all right, Dom? - Fucking table.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24What's a fucking table doing there? Anyone can knock into it.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27I'm going to fucking burn that table, I swear it.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40I take it it didn't go as planned tonight?
0:51:40 > 0:51:42Just peachy, just peachy(!)
0:51:42 > 0:51:45Like one of them TV shows where everybody's all huggy
0:51:45 > 0:51:46and kissy in the end.
0:51:48 > 0:51:49You didn't even say hello, then?
0:51:51 > 0:51:54- God, I'm a shit. - But you're her shit.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57I called her boyfriend Afrika Bambaataa.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59That was smart(!)
0:51:59 > 0:52:01She doesn't want me, Dickie.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04Who can fucking blame her?
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Get near me, you're likely to die.
0:52:07 > 0:52:08Or at least lose all your money.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Oh, yeah. Sorry.
0:52:20 > 0:52:23This wasn't how it was supposed to be.
0:52:23 > 0:52:24I know.
0:52:27 > 0:52:30What are you going to do, then?
0:52:30 > 0:52:34The man with no options suddenly has all the options in the world.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39- What the hell does that mean? - Don't know.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43THEY LAUGH
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Doomsday plan.
0:52:51 > 0:52:52I've got to see Lestor Jnr.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55- No.- Yeah.- Bugger.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57- Fucker.- Shit, Dom.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Son's worse than the father.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Yeah, shit, Dickie.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Fontaine ain't exactly hiring, is he?
0:53:33 > 0:53:34All right, son.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42Dom... Dom Hemingway.
0:53:42 > 0:53:44I didn't think I'd recognise you!
0:53:44 > 0:53:47- Seeing as I was barely a teenager and everything.- That's right.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49But I did! I'm proud of myself.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Oh, fucking hell!
0:53:51 > 0:53:52Why did you kill my cat, Dom?
0:53:52 > 0:53:54HE COUGHS
0:53:56 > 0:53:58You going to bring that up?!
0:53:58 > 0:54:00After all these years?
0:54:00 > 0:54:03I am. What that cat ever do to you?
0:54:03 > 0:54:05It was your father's cat, your father's cat.
0:54:05 > 0:54:06He was competition.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08No matter. I loved that cat.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10That cat was MY friend.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13Sorry. OK? I'm sorry.
0:54:13 > 0:54:14I bet you are.
0:54:14 > 0:54:17You disrespected my cat, and I can't forgive that.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19I was just a little boy, you know.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22Well, I'm ready to put the past to rest.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Huh? Let bygones be bygones.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Thought maybe we could do some business together.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30You're a killer of cats, Dom, and I want nothing to do with you.
0:54:34 > 0:54:35I said I was sorry!
0:54:35 > 0:54:39I know you're sorry, but that don't bring Bernard back to life.
0:54:39 > 0:54:43See, that's what I'm talking about - who calls their cat Bernard?
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Course I killed your fucking cat!
0:54:53 > 0:54:55Come on.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Dammit! Come on!
0:55:03 > 0:55:04You know I'm good at what I do.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07Your father wanted me to work for him.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09But you never said yes, Dom.
0:55:09 > 0:55:10You never said yes.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12I worked for Mr Fontaine. I couldn't say yes.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14You could have, but you didn't.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16- I didn't cos I couldn't. - You couldn't cos you wouldn't.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19- I wouldn't cos I couldn't, that's why I didn't.- Fuck you!
0:55:19 > 0:55:20Coulda, woulda, shoulda!
0:55:23 > 0:55:25I got the magic fingers.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27You know that, I always did.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29You must remember that.
0:55:29 > 0:55:30Magic fingers, Lestor.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33You could use that. Your business could use that.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35I run clubs, Dom. DOM LAUGHS
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Bullshit! Lestor, you know what you do -
0:55:39 > 0:55:42it's no secret, it's your family business.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44See, there's a part of me
0:55:44 > 0:55:47that wants to put you in the trunk of my sister's Prius, drive you
0:55:47 > 0:55:50up to Canvey Island and bury you up to your thick fucking neck,
0:55:50 > 0:55:53cover your fat fucking face in hamburger patties
0:55:53 > 0:55:56and let the creatures of the night eat you to death, while I watch.
0:55:56 > 0:55:57That's what I want.
0:55:57 > 0:56:01You, eaten to death, bite by fucking bite, peck by fucking peck
0:56:01 > 0:56:04and fang by mother-fucking fang.
0:56:07 > 0:56:11See, I heard Belly retired and his replacement's disappointing.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14So you come to the son of the man you was at war with?
0:56:14 > 0:56:15He was competition.
0:56:15 > 0:56:18You come to the little boy whose pussycat you murdered?
0:56:18 > 0:56:20You need me, Lestor.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22You're an old man, Dom.
0:56:22 > 0:56:23You should retire too.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32- I meant to!- Yeah, I bet you did!
0:57:08 > 0:57:10It's not like the old days, Dom.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12They've got electronics now.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17A safe's a safe.
0:57:17 > 0:57:19Until you can't open it.
0:57:19 > 0:57:22Come by my club tonight at 11.
0:57:22 > 0:57:23Sugar Fix.
0:57:23 > 0:57:26I have a new electronic safe there.
0:57:26 > 0:57:29If you can open it in ten minutes, you can come and work for me -
0:57:29 > 0:57:30bygones be bygones.
0:57:30 > 0:57:33I'll have plenty of solid business for you.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35However, if you can't open it,
0:57:35 > 0:57:38I'm going to chop off your tiny dick and use it as a door jamb.
0:57:41 > 0:57:44Your call, Dom. Show up or not.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46Open the safe or not.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49Piss standing up again or not.
0:57:49 > 0:57:51Those are your options.
0:57:51 > 0:57:52Those are your choices.
0:57:52 > 0:57:53Ugh!
0:57:53 > 0:57:55And that was for Bernard!
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Thought that was what the last one was for.
0:57:59 > 0:58:01No, no, no - that was for my daddy.
0:58:01 > 0:58:04This one is for Bernard, who was a good fucking cat
0:58:04 > 0:58:08and didn't deserve your ugly face to be the last thing he saw.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26Thanks, Jeanie.
0:58:28 > 0:58:31Are you sure you should be drinking like this, Dom?
0:58:31 > 0:58:33I'm good...Mum.
0:58:33 > 0:58:34I'm serious.
0:58:34 > 0:58:37You've got to open a safe later, and you haven't opened one in 12 years.
0:58:37 > 0:58:41I'm steady as a trapeze artist's cunt.
0:58:41 > 0:58:42Let me see your hand.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44- What?- Your hand.
0:58:44 > 0:58:46I want to see if you're really steady.
0:58:46 > 0:58:50Look at your own hand, Dickie. If you haven't lost it again!
0:58:51 > 0:58:53Seriously...
0:58:53 > 0:58:55put out your hand, Dom. Let me see it.
0:58:58 > 0:59:00Fucker.
0:59:00 > 0:59:01Could do surgery with this hand.
0:59:01 > 0:59:03Operate on your caper-sized brain.
0:59:03 > 0:59:06Finger a nun from five feet away.
0:59:06 > 0:59:11That safe don't scare me, Lestor McGreavy don't scare me,
0:59:11 > 0:59:12nothing scares me!
0:59:12 > 0:59:15Well, you're scaring me. That much is true.
0:59:15 > 0:59:18I'm good.
0:59:18 > 0:59:22You're penniless, homeless, you're fast on your way to being pissed,
0:59:22 > 0:59:26your wank's on the line, and you haven't opened a safe in 12 years.
0:59:26 > 0:59:29And not an electronic one. Not ever!
0:59:29 > 0:59:30Aren't you the Easter Bunny,
0:59:30 > 0:59:33hopping around, spreading good cheer wherever you go?!
0:59:33 > 0:59:36I'm just stating what I'm stating.
0:59:36 > 0:59:39- Stop stating what you're stating. - I'm not going to stop stating it.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41I'll state what I want to state, in whatever state I want to.
0:59:41 > 0:59:43State it again, I'll knock your teeth out.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45Knock my teeth out? I'll cut your ear off.
0:59:45 > 0:59:47Cut me ear off? I'll carve your eye out with my big toe.
0:59:47 > 0:59:49- Fuck you.- Fuck you.- Fuck you.
0:59:50 > 0:59:53Think I ain't going to be able to do this?
0:59:53 > 0:59:55Me, Dom Hemingway?
0:59:55 > 0:59:58There hasn't been a safe I haven't been able to open, ever.
0:59:58 > 1:00:02When I was four months old, I could open a safe from my fucking pram.
1:00:02 > 1:00:04I'm just saying.
1:00:04 > 1:00:06Don't say nothing.
1:00:11 > 1:00:13I'm going to do this, Dickie. I'm going to do this.
1:00:16 > 1:00:18Got no other choice.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29HARDCORE ELECTRO MUSIC PLAYS
1:00:47 > 1:00:50State of the art. I had it installed four months ago.
1:00:50 > 1:00:51Made in Japan.
1:00:51 > 1:00:53I'm big in Japan.
1:00:53 > 1:00:55You have ten minutes.
1:00:55 > 1:00:57Do you want me to start the timing now,
1:00:57 > 1:01:01or do you want to say a little prayer for your friend Tiny first?
1:01:01 > 1:01:03I just want another pint. Is that OK?
1:01:03 > 1:01:05Another drink before we start.
1:01:07 > 1:01:08Have all the beer you want, Dom.
1:01:14 > 1:01:18PING-PONG BALL BOUNCES
1:02:03 > 1:02:04Right, let's get started.
1:02:06 > 1:02:10Clock says 11:35. Means you have until 11:45.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
1:02:20 > 1:02:22What the fuck is that?
1:02:22 > 1:02:23Equipment.
1:02:26 > 1:02:28Bloody hell.
1:02:28 > 1:02:30Fuck you!
1:02:30 > 1:02:31And fuck your cat!
1:02:31 > 1:02:36I said...open my safe, not destroy my office.
1:02:36 > 1:02:37Fuck your office!
1:02:37 > 1:02:39Fuck you! Fuck your father!
1:02:39 > 1:02:41And fuck your cat!
1:02:41 > 1:02:44In nine minutes, your balls are becoming trinkets.
1:02:44 > 1:02:46Fuck your trinkets.
1:02:46 > 1:02:48Fuck your cat.
1:02:48 > 1:02:49Fuck your father!
1:02:49 > 1:02:52Fuck your office and fuck you!
1:03:03 > 1:03:06HE BREATHES HEAVILY
1:03:06 > 1:03:08I'm not sure what you can do in the time you have left,
1:03:08 > 1:03:12- except maybe have a heart attack. - I've got to do a piss.
1:03:12 > 1:03:14- What?- Piss!
1:03:14 > 1:03:16- I've got to. - I'm not stopping the clock.
1:03:16 > 1:03:19Course you aren't, you're pond scum, Lestor.
1:03:19 > 1:03:22Garbage, refuse.
1:03:22 > 1:03:24Your father was a class-act compared to you.
1:03:24 > 1:03:26You're shit on my shoe.
1:03:26 > 1:03:30You're a cunt in gold chains. A misery in size 10 Adidas.
1:03:30 > 1:03:32Now where's your fucking toilet?!
1:03:38 > 1:03:40Who designed this place anyway?
1:03:40 > 1:03:42I did, actually.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44It's like a brothel, by way of Elton John.
1:03:44 > 1:03:47Stick to thieving and nepotism.
1:03:53 > 1:03:54What you looking at?
1:03:57 > 1:04:00TOILET FLUSHES Five minutes left, Dom.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02Might be the last time you piss standing up.
1:04:02 > 1:04:06I assume the cables in the back of the safe are attached
1:04:06 > 1:04:09to some security company.
1:04:09 > 1:04:11Yes, they promised a five-minute response.
1:04:11 > 1:04:13I promised not to cum in your sister's mouth -
1:04:13 > 1:04:15we all make promises we can't keep.
1:04:15 > 1:04:17DOM AND DICKIE LAUGH
1:04:23 > 1:04:25CHAINSAW ROARS
1:04:27 > 1:04:30Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything to Lestor,
1:04:30 > 1:04:32as tempting as that may be.
1:04:52 > 1:04:53Four minutes.
1:04:53 > 1:04:55Or less, if security comes.
1:04:55 > 1:04:58The fastest fingers guy I ever saw took 10/12 minutes
1:04:58 > 1:04:59with a safe like this,
1:04:59 > 1:05:02and he had state-of-the-art equipment with him.
1:05:02 > 1:05:04I ain't like most finger guys.
1:05:04 > 1:05:05No, you're not.
1:05:05 > 1:05:08- You're old.- I'm old-school.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10Old... Old-school... Same thing.
1:05:10 > 1:05:12I got magic fingers, Lestor.
1:05:12 > 1:05:13I told you.
1:05:14 > 1:05:15So?
1:05:17 > 1:05:18So...
1:05:26 > 1:05:28HE GRUNTS
1:05:30 > 1:05:32What the hell are you doing, man?!
1:05:32 > 1:05:33Fuck you.
1:05:33 > 1:05:37You trying to screw the safe, Dom, or are you trying to impregnate it?
1:05:37 > 1:05:40Do you want me to get you guys a room?
1:05:40 > 1:05:42Seriously, what the hell are you doing, man?
1:05:42 > 1:05:44I'm winning a bet.
1:05:44 > 1:05:47The Japs sold you a cheap safe and he's going to win because of it.
1:05:47 > 1:05:50- It wasn't fucking cheap. - Then you got ripped off, Lestor.
1:05:50 > 1:05:54- THEY LAUGH - Fucking ripped off!
1:05:54 > 1:05:56So what's he trying to do, Dickie?
1:05:56 > 1:05:58Most safes, the cheap ones at least, like yours,
1:05:58 > 1:06:00if you bounce them enough, there's a moment
1:06:00 > 1:06:03when the pins are shaken and not lined up - even the electronic ones.
1:06:03 > 1:06:06If you're pulling the handle at that moment, it opens.
1:06:06 > 1:06:09Well, nothing's happening here except Dom getting a fucking hernia.
1:06:09 > 1:06:10And you've only got two...
1:06:10 > 1:06:13No, one minute and 55 seconds left.
1:06:13 > 1:06:20# God save the Queen...! #
1:06:27 > 1:06:29Pints are on me!
1:06:30 > 1:06:35And that, my friends, is how you open a safe!
1:06:35 > 1:06:37You did it, Dom!
1:06:37 > 1:06:39- You right did it! - I knew I would!
1:06:39 > 1:06:44I told you I would. I knew I'd beat this arsehole at his own game
1:06:44 > 1:06:46and prove to him what the world already knows -
1:06:46 > 1:06:51that Dom Hemingway is the greatest safe-cracker known to mankind.
1:06:51 > 1:06:54And I am a legend, a myth,
1:06:54 > 1:06:59a glorious tale to be handed down from generation to generation.
1:06:59 > 1:07:02I am impressed, Dom, I must say.
1:07:02 > 1:07:05Fucking right, Lestor-Chester...
1:07:05 > 1:07:08Chester the Molester.
1:07:08 > 1:07:09Uncle Fester.
1:07:09 > 1:07:14- Only 52 seconds left.- Exactly, Fester the fucking court jester.
1:07:14 > 1:07:16I won the bet.
1:07:16 > 1:07:19You owe me work, big-paying work.
1:07:19 > 1:07:22Actually, you didn't win the bet.
1:07:26 > 1:07:28What you talking about?
1:07:28 > 1:07:33I'm saying...in 30 seconds I'm cutting little Dom off.
1:07:33 > 1:07:35I opened your safe.
1:07:35 > 1:07:37You opened A safe.
1:07:37 > 1:07:42But my safe, my safe is this and you have eight seconds to open it.
1:07:42 > 1:07:45- Seven...- That ain't fair. - Fuck fair, it's the bet.
1:07:45 > 1:07:49Five, four, three, two, one.
1:07:56 > 1:07:58Poor Dom Hemingway.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01Poor, poor Dom Hemingway.
1:08:02 > 1:08:05All that time in prison, only to come out
1:08:05 > 1:08:09and be humiliated by the son of the man he always hated.
1:08:14 > 1:08:16You're not really going to do what you're saying.
1:08:16 > 1:08:19If I were you, I'd keep quiet, Dickie, cos I'll kill you too
1:08:19 > 1:08:22and no-one will give a shit. Now take off your trousers.
1:08:22 > 1:08:25Come on. Lestor...
1:08:25 > 1:08:26I'm serious.
1:08:28 > 1:08:31Oh, fuck!
1:08:34 > 1:08:40A deal's a deal, a bet's a bet and a dick doorstop is a dick doorstop.
1:08:40 > 1:08:42Lestor, come on.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45I hate you, Dom, I always have - you killed Bernard.
1:08:45 > 1:08:48You can't cut off my dick because of a fucking cat!
1:08:48 > 1:08:51- Yes, I can.- No, you can't.
1:08:51 > 1:08:53OK. No, I can't, you're right.
1:08:53 > 1:08:55But I can cut it off cos you said you could
1:08:55 > 1:08:58open my safe in ten minutes, and you didn't.
1:08:58 > 1:08:59- You rigged the bet.- Semantics.
1:08:59 > 1:09:01I played by the rules.
1:09:01 > 1:09:03People are dirty, Dom, you should know that.
1:09:03 > 1:09:05But I played by the rules.
1:09:05 > 1:09:07That's your problem.
1:09:07 > 1:09:08You're a fucking criminal.
1:09:08 > 1:09:10Criminals don't have rules.
1:09:10 > 1:09:12There's a code of ethics.
1:09:12 > 1:09:13There is!
1:09:13 > 1:09:15And where did that code get you?
1:09:15 > 1:09:2012 years alone, a dead wife and a daughter who hates you.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22You don't know!
1:09:23 > 1:09:24Everyone knows.
1:09:27 > 1:09:29You played by the rules in jail
1:09:29 > 1:09:31and you got screwed when you got out.
1:09:31 > 1:09:35You played by the rules here, and you got screwed here.
1:09:36 > 1:09:38You're a dumb criminal, Dom.
1:09:38 > 1:09:40A dumb man.
1:09:40 > 1:09:41KNIFE FLICKS
1:09:41 > 1:09:43Now take off your trousers.
1:09:46 > 1:09:48Lestor...
1:09:48 > 1:09:49Now.
1:10:02 > 1:10:07PING-PONG BALL BOUNCES
1:10:08 > 1:10:09NOW!
1:10:26 > 1:10:27Safe security!
1:10:51 > 1:10:55- I'll meet you at the place near the place.- Right!
1:10:55 > 1:10:57MUSIC: Comin' Back by Citizen Cope
1:11:01 > 1:11:02# He was down on his luck
1:11:02 > 1:11:07# Put his bag in the back of his black Cadillac Coupe de Ville... #
1:11:11 > 1:11:13You can't fucking catch me!
1:11:13 > 1:11:18HE LAUGHS
1:11:33 > 1:11:34Fu...!
1:12:01 > 1:12:03THEY LAUGH
1:12:19 > 1:12:22Hey, if you lot need a backup singer, I am available.
1:12:35 > 1:12:37What do you want, then?
1:12:37 > 1:12:38What? Nothing.
1:12:38 > 1:12:40I just want to say hello.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42You look like shit, but at least you're standing up.
1:12:42 > 1:12:44That's an improvement.
1:12:44 > 1:12:45Yeah, got that going.
1:12:47 > 1:12:50Tell me something, Dom. You know how old I was when you went away?
1:12:50 > 1:12:53Can your fogged-up, whisky-soaked brain go back that far?
1:12:53 > 1:12:55Yeah, of course.
1:12:55 > 1:12:58I remember being in my room and hearing Mum yelling at you
1:12:58 > 1:13:01when you left. Do you remember that?
1:13:01 > 1:13:06She was just pleading, begging with you to strike a deal.
1:13:06 > 1:13:08If you'd have testified,
1:13:08 > 1:13:10you'd have got two, maybe three years.
1:13:10 > 1:13:12You'd have been out before I was 13.
1:13:12 > 1:13:14Before Mum got sick.
1:13:14 > 1:13:15Before Mum died.
1:13:15 > 1:13:19- I wanna make up for lost time, that's why I'm here.- I don't.
1:13:21 > 1:13:22Come on now...
1:13:22 > 1:13:26I made a mistake. I'm a fucker.
1:13:26 > 1:13:29- And I'm a failure. - Oh, Dom, I'm leaving.
1:13:29 > 1:13:30I have to go, I...
1:13:30 > 1:13:33I don't want you coming round here any more.
1:13:33 > 1:13:37I don't want you coming round my house or my son, OK?
1:13:37 > 1:13:40I don't want to see you.
1:13:45 > 1:13:47You have done very little for me in my life, Dom.
1:13:47 > 1:13:49Please, just do that.
1:13:51 > 1:13:52It's "Dad".
1:13:52 > 1:13:54It's "Dad", it's not Dom.
1:14:04 > 1:14:05Evie...
1:14:10 > 1:14:12What...Dom?
1:14:12 > 1:14:15I'm gonna go and see your mum's grave tomorrow morning.
1:14:15 > 1:14:16I wondered if you wanted to come.
1:14:16 > 1:14:18I ain't seen it yet.
1:14:22 > 1:14:24What, the grave Sandy Butterfield paid for?
1:14:24 > 1:14:26The guy you beat the shit out of?
1:14:28 > 1:14:31Yeah, that one.
1:14:31 > 1:14:34I thought it'd be nice if we went together.
1:14:34 > 1:14:36You could bring your boy...
1:14:36 > 1:14:40You know what would've been nice? Having a real father.
1:14:40 > 1:14:43But I didn't get one, Dom.
1:14:43 > 1:14:44I only got you.
1:15:21 > 1:15:23Melody.
1:15:26 > 1:15:28- Wait! - HORN HONKS
1:15:31 > 1:15:32Wait!
1:15:34 > 1:15:36Melody!
1:15:38 > 1:15:39Melody!
1:15:44 > 1:15:45You said I'd have good luck.
1:15:45 > 1:15:50Dom Hemingway! I was so worried about you!
1:15:50 > 1:15:53- But you're OK!- No, I'm... I'm not doing very well, actually.
1:15:53 > 1:15:57You said I'd have good luck. I've had nothing but shitty luck.
1:15:57 > 1:15:59So sorry to hear that, Dom.
1:15:59 > 1:16:00If I hadn't stopped and helped you,
1:16:00 > 1:16:03I would've had time to save my money from being stolen.
1:16:03 > 1:16:06But you saved my life! You stopped to save my life.
1:16:06 > 1:16:08- I know...- You did the right thing.
1:16:08 > 1:16:11Not everyone would, but you did.
1:16:11 > 1:16:15I told you, the good luck would come when you really need it.
1:16:15 > 1:16:17Well, I REALLY need it!
1:16:17 > 1:16:20- Then it will be.- How?
1:16:20 > 1:16:22What do you want most in the world?
1:16:22 > 1:16:25My fucking money!
1:16:25 > 1:16:28- That's what you want most?- Yes.
1:16:28 > 1:16:30- You sure?- YES!
1:16:31 > 1:16:33- Really?- Yes!
1:16:36 > 1:16:37No.
1:16:44 > 1:16:45I want her to talk to me.
1:16:47 > 1:16:49Forgive me.
1:16:51 > 1:16:52My daughter.
1:16:54 > 1:16:56That seems a little better.
1:16:56 > 1:16:58Yeah, well...
1:16:58 > 1:17:01Just by picking her, you've already shown
1:17:01 > 1:17:04that the pendulum of luck is swinging your way.
1:17:04 > 1:17:05What the hell does that mean?
1:17:05 > 1:17:08Love is what you make, Dom.
1:17:24 > 1:17:25Oh, Keefie.
1:17:30 > 1:17:32I fucked up, didn't I?
1:17:35 > 1:17:37And not one of my minor Dom fuck-ups.
1:17:38 > 1:17:41Like spending all our money down the pub with Dickie.
1:17:43 > 1:17:46Or going out to a football match and staying away a week.
1:17:48 > 1:17:51Burning down that housing estate in Leeds by accident...
1:17:54 > 1:17:55No...
1:17:58 > 1:17:59I fucked up royally.
1:18:02 > 1:18:04I didn't get to say goodbye to you.
1:18:07 > 1:18:11I never got to say goodbye, and kiss you goodbye, my sweet girl.
1:18:14 > 1:18:16Now all I got is this dirt.
1:18:16 > 1:18:20Fucking grass and dirt in me hands, and not your sweet face.
1:18:22 > 1:18:24Your sweet, beautiful face.
1:18:32 > 1:18:34I was a stupid fool.
1:18:36 > 1:18:37I lost you.
1:18:39 > 1:18:42I lost out on our Evelyn's childhood.
1:18:44 > 1:18:47I lost the two most important things in my life.
1:18:48 > 1:18:50And now you're gone.
1:18:52 > 1:18:53And our Evie...
1:18:56 > 1:18:58..she hates me.
1:19:02 > 1:19:04Oh, Keefie.
1:19:05 > 1:19:08Beautiful, sweet Keefie.
1:19:08 > 1:19:09My life!
1:19:12 > 1:19:13And my heart.
1:19:27 > 1:19:30I'm gonna try and make things better with Evelyn.
1:19:30 > 1:19:31I really am.
1:19:33 > 1:19:35She hates me now...
1:19:37 > 1:19:39..but I'll wear her down.
1:19:39 > 1:19:41Bit by bit...
1:19:43 > 1:19:45..day by day...
1:19:45 > 1:19:49hour by hour, I'll seduce her with my kindness.
1:19:50 > 1:19:54I'll blanket her in warmth and security.
1:19:57 > 1:19:59I'll confound her with my decency.
1:20:01 > 1:20:04She'll resist my charms for only so long.
1:20:06 > 1:20:08After all, I'm Dom Hemingway.
1:20:11 > 1:20:12I'm Dom Hemingway.
1:20:16 > 1:20:17I'm your Dom.
1:20:28 > 1:20:29Come here.
1:20:29 > 1:20:31Sit down.
1:20:33 > 1:20:34Give us your hand.
1:20:37 > 1:20:39That's your grandmother.
1:20:39 > 1:20:41Keefie, or Catherine.
1:20:45 > 1:20:47She never much liked the dark ones,
1:20:47 > 1:20:49but I think she'd have really liked you.
1:21:15 > 1:21:17I didn't think you'd come.
1:21:17 > 1:21:19Couldn't well take the bus himself, could he?
1:21:19 > 1:21:22DOM CHUCKLES
1:21:22 > 1:21:24Can I walk with you a bit?
1:21:24 > 1:21:26In silence, I promise.
1:21:26 > 1:21:29Total silence, like... Like a mime.
1:21:29 > 1:21:32Like an old lady who lives in an attic on her own.
1:21:32 > 1:21:34Stuffs her cats after they've died.
1:21:41 > 1:21:43Not today.
1:21:50 > 1:21:52Someday, then, eh? Maybe?
1:21:58 > 1:22:01You can walk Jawara to school on Monday morning if you like...
1:22:01 > 1:22:04if you can wake up that early...
1:22:04 > 1:22:06and don't get too pissed the night before.
1:22:12 > 1:22:14Right, then.
1:23:05 > 1:23:08Well, I'll be the Vatican's cunt.
1:23:12 > 1:23:15MUFFLED CHATTER
1:23:35 > 1:23:37Paolina.
1:23:37 > 1:23:38Hello, darlin'.
1:23:40 > 1:23:41Fancy seeing you here in London.
1:23:41 > 1:23:44Why didn't you call me? We could've gone out for a drink.
1:23:44 > 1:23:47Had a tone deaf sing-along to some old records.
1:23:47 > 1:23:49Paolina, who is this?
1:23:49 > 1:23:51I don't know who this man is.
1:23:51 > 1:23:53- Ohh! - HE CHUCKLES
1:23:53 > 1:23:56I'll tell you who I am.
1:23:56 > 1:23:59I'm the fucker who'll tear your nose off with my teeth.
1:23:59 > 1:24:02I'm the fucker who will gut you with a dull cheese knife
1:24:02 > 1:24:05and sing Gilbert and Sullivan while I do it.
1:24:05 > 1:24:09I'm the fucker who will dump your dead body in a freezing cold lake
1:24:09 > 1:24:12and watch you sink to the bottom like so much shit.
1:24:13 > 1:24:15I am that fucker.
1:24:15 > 1:24:17That's the fucker who I am.
1:24:19 > 1:24:22And if you say one word when I remove my hand...
1:24:22 > 1:24:24I'll do all that to you right now.
1:24:24 > 1:24:26You say one word and you'll be as useless
1:24:26 > 1:24:28as a dried-up fetid condom
1:24:28 > 1:24:30after bad sex. Do I make myself clear?
1:24:30 > 1:24:34Do my words translate to you? If you understand my words, nod.
1:24:36 > 1:24:38That's good.
1:24:39 > 1:24:42After much heartbreak...
1:24:42 > 1:24:45and ruin...
1:24:45 > 1:24:48the pendulum of luck has finally swung back to Dom Hemingway.
1:24:50 > 1:24:54And I intend to enjoy each moment of its fickle pleasure.
1:24:54 > 1:24:58Whether it lasts for a minute, a day or a lifetime.
1:25:00 > 1:25:04MUSIC: Debaser by Pixies
1:25:19 > 1:25:20# Got me a movie
1:25:20 > 1:25:22# I want you to know
1:25:22 > 1:25:24# Slicing up eyeballs
1:25:24 > 1:25:26# I want you to know
1:25:26 > 1:25:27# Girlie so groovy
1:25:27 > 1:25:29# I want you to know
1:25:29 > 1:25:31# Don't know about you
1:25:31 > 1:25:34# But I am un chien andalusia
1:25:34 > 1:25:37# I am un chien andalusia
1:25:37 > 1:25:40# I am un chien andalusia
1:25:40 > 1:25:43# Wanna grow up to be
1:25:43 > 1:25:47- # Be a debaser - Debaser
1:25:47 > 1:25:50- # Debaser - Debaser
1:25:50 > 1:25:54- # Debaser - Debaser
1:25:54 > 1:25:58- # Debaser - Debaser
1:25:58 > 1:26:01- # Debaser - Debaser
1:26:01 > 1:26:03- # Debaser - Debaser
1:26:05 > 1:26:09# Got me a movie Ha ha ha ho
1:26:09 > 1:26:12# Slicing up eyeballs Ha ha ha ho
1:26:12 > 1:26:16# Girlie so groovie Ha ha ha ho
1:26:16 > 1:26:18# Don't know about you
1:26:18 > 1:26:21# But I am un chien andalusia
1:26:21 > 1:26:25# I am un chien andalusia. #